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  1. Re:now it's time for on DeCSS: Jon Johansen Retrial Begins · · Score: 1

    I'll take "The Rapists" for 400, Alex.

  2. Re:I'd Love To Run It. on Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test10 Released · · Score: 1
    Am I alone?
    uname -a
    Linux aragorn 2.4.20-gentoo-r8 #9 Mon Nov 17 14:59:22 EST 2003 i686 Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.40GHz GenuineIntel GNU/Linux

    Of course not. There are many dorks in the world, muchless on Slashdot, who names their machines after Lord of the Rings characters.
  3. Re:lying on Rules for Teenage Internet Access? · · Score: 1

    Liar.

  4. Re:Trust them on Rules for Teenage Internet Access? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, force them to view goatse.cx as punishment for rule-breaking.

  5. Re:Doesn't look promising on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 4, Funny

    To hell with that!

    I, for one, welcome our naked, wrinkly, Palpatine overlord.

  6. Re:It works. on Hackers On Atkins · · Score: 1

    My parents have been on and off the Atkins diet for the last 3 years or so. They would start the diet at the beginning of the year and stay on it hardcore for about 3 months while walking nightly and working out regularly. After the first 3 months, they slowly started introducing carbs back into their diet as to lessen the effect when they did go back to eating carbs. My mother managed to lose about 70 pounds.

    Be careful and have a good plan on how to re-introduce carbohydrates back into your system.

  7. Re:Very accurate review on Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation · · Score: 1

    So if you got laid, would you have given it five stars?

    Probably, but he'd definitely give it three thumbs up.

  8. Re:Central distribution, managed by the state? on Software Error Causes Crisis in Mississippi · · Score: 1

    Being a resident of Mississippi (insert jokes here), I welcome you to the Bible Belt.

  9. Re:simple filtering test on Does Your Company Censor the Content for You? · · Score: 1

    No. :P

  10. Re:alertness on 3G Waves Causes Headaches, Sharpens Memory · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been using a cell phone for the last few years and I don't feel dain bramaged at all.

  11. Re:must be running the server over Bongo on TCP/IP over Bongo Drums · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agent Smith:Administrator Tack...
    Tack:[whisper]Oh shit..[/whisper]
    Agent Smith:Tack, you were given specific orders.
    Tack:I'm just doing my job.
    Agent Smith:The orders were for your protection.
    Tack:We can handle one little website.....
    [Pause]
    Tack: Well, I've increased the upstream bandwidth allowed for that box, and upped the max number of http processes. *fingers crossed*
    Agent Smith:No Tack, your server is already dead.

  12. Re:Just curious, but on BeOS Max Edition v3.0 Released · · Score: 2, Informative

    They offer a bootable cd-rom but it's formatted with BeFS, the 64-bit journaled filesystem that shipped with BeOS.

    Their explanation is that system files lose meta-data when their install image is converted to an ISO9660 compliant filesystem.

    Seems simple enough.

  13. Re:Zut Alors! on EU Parliament Approves Software Patents · · Score: 1

    J'ai oubliez tout mon francais!

    MOI AUSSI

  14. Re:Biggest pet peeve on Windows ATMs by 2005 · · Score: 1

    Is it an ATM Machine with a NIC Card?

    Don' forget to use your PIN Number or you'll get the HIV Virus.

  15. Re:I've already started on one on Using an Old Satellite Dish as a WLAN Antenna · · Score: 2, Funny

    So tell us stranger...

    What is it like living in the future?

  16. Re:I just made my claim on Californians Can Get Free MS-Settlement PCs · · Score: 1, Funny

    At least you're still one button ahead of all those Apple users!

  17. Re:What!?!?!?!!! on SBC Refuses To Name File-Sharing Users · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is just about the wrongest thing I have ever seen in 5 years of reading slashdot

    Me fail English? That's unpossible!

  18. Re:Thus defeating the object? on PGP Universal - Usable Email Security? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's more like they're offering Company Provided Aluminium Foil Hats(C) in case you're tired of wearing your regular Aluminium Foil Deflector Beanie.

  19. Re:Office of Redundancy Office on Cringely on Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    Maybe they've watched too much Trigun and were thinking in double dollars.

    $60 Billion double dollars for Vash the Stampede? Maybe he was an identity thief.

  20. Re:Childish screening procedures. on Linus to SCO: 'Please Grow Up' · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ideals and sympathy don't feed children or pay bills.

  21. Re:David Vs Goliath on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 1

    I would like to see these bastards go up against something religious

    Let's sneak some mp3's onto RMS's computer and share them with KaZaa. Then we sit back, relax, and wait until he gets sued.

    Then the hilarity ensues.

  22. Re:Warning.. DRM trap ahead. on Sony's Linux DVR Can Record Two Weeks of TV · · Score: 1

    Oh shit, people DIE in Jeepers Creepers 2?

    Fuck man, what's next? Vader is Luke's father?

  23. I call shenanigans! on Games and the 'Geek Stereotype' · · Score: 1

    It's obviously a trick question.

    Games don't orgasm and dorks don't get laid!

  24. Re:No more paper too! on The End of Physical Media · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ouch, I'd hate to be in those office restrooms.

  25. Re:Don't know about you guys... on MIT Roofnet · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight...

    In Soviet Russia, radio ethernet covers you?