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  1. Do you really think Apple designs its products in a vacuum?

    The 'Pro' line certainly seems designed in world devoid of professionals.

    I'm guessing 90% of their market are not hardcode techies but businesspeople and travelers for whom weight IS a serious concern

    Very likely. And Apple dedicates no less than two lines of laptops (Macbook Air, Macbook) for users for whom weight is the primary concern. What is the point of the Macbook Pro? It certainly isn't top end. Nor is it lightweight compared to their other offerings. One gets the impression the Macbook Pro (as well as the Mac Pro) are dead computers cycling.

  2. Depressing on New MacBook Pros Max Out At 16GB RAM Due To Battery Life Concerns (macrumors.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am writing this on an early 2009 17 inch matte screen Macbook Pro. DIY upgrades to a 512 SSD and 8GB RAM cost about $500 total. With a refurbished battery it still gets 8 hours of charge.

    What has Apple accomplished in eight years? A smaller screen that has distracting glare and reflection, removal of the best feature (Magsafe), no escape key, and a modest boost in performance.

    Oh yes, its also thinner because that is the most important feature in a professional tool.

  3. Don't worry. on New MacBook Pros Max Out At 16GB RAM Due To Battery Life Concerns (macrumors.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because the Macbook Pro specs are inferior to top end models from other manufacturers, we can expect the Apple laptops to be discounted appropriately.

  4. Tilde and Accent Grave on It Looks Like Apple is Killing the Physical Esc and Power Keys On New MacBook Pro · · Score: 1

    Tilde: "Yay more space for us!"
    Accent Grave: "Now that they evicted that deadbeat ESC, we can build that second story and get a nice view of the speakers."
    Caps Lock: "Both of you useless characters will do my bidding, or you're next for the 'OLED' graveyard"
    Tilde: "Says who? You don't manage the keyboard layout."
    Caps Lock: "Yeah, but I got incriminating photos of Tim Cook. How do you think I managed to stick around so long?

  5. Re:How is everyone supposed to use Emacs? on It Looks Like Apple is Killing the Physical Esc and Power Keys On New MacBook Pro · · Score: 1

    On the next episode of "Beard Wars":

    Presidenteloco: "Ctrl+Anything is not ergonomic."
    RMS: "You're going down!!" CTRL-META-BODYSLAM

  6. Like a lost wallet. on Schiaparelli Mars Lander May Have Exploded On Impact, European Agency Says (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    We were just returning the cylinders they lost here in War of the Worlds. C.O.D.

  7. I use accounts-google.com all the time on Report: Russian Hackers Phished The DNC And Clinton Campaign Using Fake Gmail Forms (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 2

    and have never had any security proble...Slashdot is decadent. Comrade, why not visit sunny Moscow and rub lucky chest of King Putin?

  8. The Universe Has 20 Times More Galaxies Than We Thought

    Just when I finished my bucket list.

  9. Han shouted first. on Star Wars Production Company Fined Almost $2 Million For Harrison Ford's Injury (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But later versions were edited to show the door shout first.

  10. It's worse. At least Big Brother left the proletariat alone. Big Zucker wants access to all.

  11. I'm holding out for the next version. Rumor is it rotates about its diameter and runs longer without recharge.

  12. Greatest hit of The Microsoft Band on The Microsoft Band Is Dead (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    What will all the groupies do now?

  13. Re:So....why was he arrested? on Saudi Arabian Teen Arrested For Online Videos With American Blogger (theguardian.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Christina: 'Today we are having our follow up split-screen live stream with Abu Sin in Riyahd. What up Abu!'
    Abu appears in the split screen. He is in the middle of a public square, his hands are bound to a pole and his shirt is removed. In the background is crowd of onlookers and a large masked man in black unrolling a whip.
    Abu: 'Whassup Christina Just chillin since our last stream, Yo!'
    Christina: 'Cool. Do you like Beyonce?'
    Abu: 'Totally, but my AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... favorite is Justin Beiber.'

  14. It should be illegal for elected officials on Oscar Winners, Sports Stars and Bill Gates Are Building Lavish Bunkers (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to construct private bunkers as a precaution against events they are elected to prevent. This is only fair, similar to placing the children of elected officials who vote for war on the front lines of those very wars.

  15. Or perhaps you use landline internet, the other monopoly?

  16. New ad op on Apple Approaches McLaren About A Potential Acquisition: FT (ft.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm a PC.
    I'm a Mc.

  17. Kill your television. on 4K UHD TVs Are Being Adopted Faster Than HDTVs (venturebeat.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Kill your TV.

  18. Re:My favorite Emacs joke on Emacs 25.1 Released With Tons Of New Features (fossbytes.com) · · Score: 1

    Should we include spacemacs?

  19. GM might find that very difficult, on GM Commits To 100% Renewable Energy By 2050 (cleantechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    When the rest of the world becomes mandatory 100% renewable 20 years before that.

  20. Re:So Amazon is turning into the thing on Amazon Will Open 100 Retail Stores (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    Spending days, weeks, or months of one's life driving to and parking at crowded strip malls, scouring brick and mortar shelves, then leaving empty handed becasue the store was sold out of your item or was not available in your size, is not the apex of human experience. That time is now used to go to a concert, teach one's kids how to make a snowman, write letters to friends, volunteer, etc.. Many consider that progress.

    If online shopping is too modern and 'anti-human' for you, then so too are fake earnest, impersonal, sterile, retail outlets. Perhaps bartering livestock for your next smartphone would satisfy your preference for haggling face to face.

  21. Huh-huh... on Should We Seed Life On Alien Worlds? (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    You said "seed."

  22. So Amazon is turning into the thing on Amazon Will Open 100 Retail Stores (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I use Amazon to avoid?

  23. It's the thought that counts. on An Asteroid Has Been Named After Freddie Mercury (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    "Freddie, we named a planet after you. The one that is cheek to cheek with a star."
    Freddie: "Allright!!"
    "We also named an element after you. Also known as 'quicksilver'"
    Freddie: "How fitting!"
    "We also named a dark dead rock next to a bunch of other dead rocks after you."
    Freddie: "Oh...you...shouldn't have."

  24. Fifty bucks if you get Bernie elected. Half now, the rest at the inauguration. Remember, we never met.

  25. it was too soon to replace rocket fuel with Tesla batteries.