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  1. What's low about this is that the primary source they cite is Gawker.

    Better?

  2. Slashdot - how low can you go ?

    Limbo Lower Now!

  3. Have a Coke and a Long Jump! on Olympics Committee Says Non-Sponsors Are Banned From Tweeting About the Olympics (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    You Deserve an Olympic Record Today!
    The Ultimate Swimming Machine!
    A Diamond Isn't as Good as a Gold Medal!
    America Runs the 4x100 Relay on Dunkin'!

  4. But you almost can't get a smallish HD TV that's not "smart".

    But you can leave the network connection unconfigured and not use any of the Smart functions.

  5. United Stats v. Encryption on Microsoft Can't Shield User Data From Government, Says Government (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    How long until the Supreme Court settles whether encrypted text constitutes protected speech?

  6. Re:Who cares? on Hillary Clinton Chooses Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine As Running Mate (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Trump will restore law and order! He will Make America Safe Again!

    Who will make it safe from Trump? Who watches the Watchmen?

  7. Prosecuted for posting about searching for torrent on Feds Seize KickassTorrents Domains and Arrest Owner In Poland (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if I Google kickass torrents and Google returns a link to their site, shouldn't Google be prosecuted as an accessory?

    If you post to /. about the idea of using Google to search for Kickass Torrents, shouldn't you and /. both be prosecuted as accessories?

  8. Re:real reasion on Netflix Stock Price Tanks As Customers Quit Over Higher Prices (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    How does that contradict anything I've said?

    Because you said:

    This story is not about people leaving. It's about them not getting as many NEW customers as they thought.

    But the story says:

    Gross additions were on target, but churn ticked up slightly and unexpectedly.

    Your statement that they didn't get as many new customers as they predicted is incorrect; their gross addition of new customers was on track. What was not on track was their net number of customers, because, as the story says, churn (that is, the departure of existing customers) increased unexpectedly. The news is the unexpected churn.

  9. what is a green screen..is that something to do with dumb terminals?

    IBM 3270

  10. Clever Grad Student on Is The DOJ Using Obsolete Software To Subvert FOIA Requests? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    By requesting a search that should have netted his own earlier FOIA requests, and didn't, Ryan Shapiro was able to demonstrate the inadequacy of the index-term search the FBI is using. Clever.

  11. Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty app!

  12. Where is Peter Thiel's lawyer? on Ashley Madison Admits It Lured Customers With 70,000 Fake 'Fembots' (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    C'mon Charles J. Harder, time to sue.

  13. Re:I have a windows 8 around... on Free Upgrade To Windows 10 Mobile Will Continue Past July 29 (thurrott.com) · · Score: 1

    The catch is that you'll be upgraded to Windows 10.

    Rimshot!

  14. Imagine if you printed out all of the pictures on Snapchat and tried to fly them on Lufthansa. It would take forever because (a) Lufthansa doesn't have nearly enough planes to move the pictures currently in Snapchat, and (b) Snapchatters keep taking pictures. It's that "keep taking pictures" part that makes Snapchat the interweb dynamo that it is today.

  15. My Aunt Gertie died 12 weeks ago, you insensitive clod!

    This won't show up on my FB feed for another week. Blame Zuck.

  16. ... what your Aunt Gertie liked 13 weeks ago, etc.

    Showing me what my Aunt Gertie liked 13 weeks ago is considered current in Aunt Gertie's world.

  17. If you stir them with an oar you get random access.

  18. Re:Facebook will pay carriers on Facebook Lays Out Blueprint For Connecting Hard-To-Reach Rural Areas (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    LMFTFY: "Facebook will pay carriers" to enable customers to exchange their personal information for interweb and FB services.

  19. 40 years after the personal computer revolution started, I can finally store data for later use!

    Mercury delay lines weren't good enough for you?

  20. Controlled access/distribution is still alurring to many, too bad it's merely an illusion of control.

    Snapchat's ability to disable the screenshot functionality of your phone, thus preventing you from capturing the photos that Snapchat will soon disappear, was a major innovation. Oh...

  21. Instagram and FB are mostly an archive of old stuff.

    Exactly! Instagram and FB should develop an algorithm that shows you new things. New things you'd be interested in. They could arrange them in a stream, so you'd get a stream of new things that you're interested in. Now that would be a game changer.

  22. Re:Of course no systemd... on Slackware 14.2 Released, Still Systemd-Free (slackware.com) · · Score: 1

    Wait, what? You run Slackware on your watch?

    http://instantrimshot.com/

  23. Re:Notes on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Preferred Note-Taking App? · · Score: 1

    Quiver

    Quill.

  24. So Netflix gets more subscribers but Apple continues to make money far our of proportion relative to its actual cost.

    Cost is secondary, at best, with value based pricing.

  25. Why should I switch my iPhone to an Android phone again?

    Analog headphone jack.