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  1. It's the new business model on Mozilla Opens the Firefox App Store To Early Testers · · Score: 1

    1. Start an app marketplace
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

  2. Re:Some anecdotes on Ask Slashdot: How Do SSDs Die? · · Score: 1

    I have a Crucial CT256M4SSD2 that gradually slowed to a crawl. Updated the firmware and all is well again.

  3. Re:So... par for the course? on EA Makes Minor Tweaks To FIFA 12 For the Wii, Releases It As FIFA 13 · · Score: 2

    No, that's version 13 of the golf game.

  4. Re:The perils of programmers marrying on The Perils of Developers Hooking Up · · Score: 1

    Don't call it a baby, it's a "marriage artifact".

  5. Re:But... on Cameras To Watch Cameras In Maryland · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's cameras all the way down.

  6. Sounds like a business meeting on Creating a Better Chatbot Through Crowdsourcing · · Score: 1

    Probably gets similar results.

  7. Re:Or he could... you know... on Apple Rejects Drone Strike App · · Score: 1

    Android certainly does, it's one of the more useful features IMHO.

  8. But it was a failure on Meet the Very First Rover To Land On Mars · · Score: 2

    Like the Mars Climate Orbiter was among the first weather stations to reach the surface of Mars.

  9. What I've learned in my sleep on Study Suggests You Can Learn New Things In Your Sleep · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't go to work naked.

  10. Re:Don't browse with Java on Experts Develop 3rd-Party Patch For New Java Zero-Day · · Score: 3, Informative

    Agreed. Before HTML5, Java was an acceptable way to implement app-like stuff in the browser. Now with dynamic HTML, Canvas, SVG, and AJAX, Java in the browser has become an anachronism.

  11. Re:Cue the loonies on Arctic Sea Ice Hits Record Low Extent · · Score: 1

    Who goes to the beach in winter?

    No, parent was describing San Francisco in the summer.

  12. Yes on Will Your Books and Music Die With You? · · Score: 2

    I'm building a pyramid to store all my worldly possessions with my mummified body after I die.

  13. Not Bourne but Grisham on Ask Slashdot: What Would Your 'I've Got To Disappear' Plan Look Like? · · Score: 2
  14. Re:noon-friendly on Custom Android ROM Developers Get OTA Update Capabilities Like Carriers · · Score: 2

    That means you can do an update with one hand while holding your lunch in the other.

  15. Re:Not for me on Meat the Food of the Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    But of course the taste varies from person to person. (Oblig.)

  16. Re:They don't explode in the video on "Exploding" Termite Species Discovered · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's plenty other videos on the internet of things swelling up, dribbling, and exploding.

  17. Re:DID SOMEONE SAY BBQ? on World's Most Powerful x86 Supercomputer Boots Up in Germany · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it just runs hot enough to also work as a BBQ.

  18. Re:Awesome, more please on Interviews: Giovanni Organtini Answers About the Higgs and LHC · · Score: 2

    Here's the reason there's so few comments.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyiYJl7QZhQ

  19. Now it makes sense on Is Pluto a Binary Planet? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The Death Star was so massive that when it orbited a planet it became a binary system.

  20. It was so bad.. on City's IT Infrastructure Brought To Its Knees By Data Center Outage · · Score: 5, Funny

    It caused a stampede.

  21. So that would be on The Swirling Vortex of Titan · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    a Titanic vortex?

  22. More hands-on reviews, please on Witness Ridicules 'Hands-On' Reviews of Surface · · Score: 1

    I will gladly volunteer for a review of Scarlett Johansson.

  23. Laser treatment for asteroids on Laser Treatment For Earth-Bound Asteroids · · Score: 4, Funny

    Removes unsightly craters! Restores youthful appearance! Look billions of years younger!

  24. The Equalizer on University Students Become Superheroes To Teach STEM Education · · Score: 1

    There was a show by this name, which I never watched. But I imagined a superhero swooping in to help struggling math students.

  25. Re:Warning on NYC's Trash-Sucking Tubes May Be Upgraded, Expanded · · Score: 5, Funny

    +5 Informative????!? Ok, here's some more tips for lonely slashdotters:
    Do not put your dick in the light socket
    Do not put your dick in the milking machine
    Do not put your dick in the salami slicing machine
    Do not put your dick in the toaster
    Do not put your dick in anything that's been dead for more than 5 hours

    There must have been countless horrific injuries before we had the internet to dispense this essential information.