Even better - the school owns the nude photos that the children make of themselves on their mobile phones, thereby is involved in the making and distribution of child pornography.
Nobody owns fish on the high seas (outside the 200 mile EEZ), but it's still legal to catch them - the taking of fish (or minerals) doesn't require a claim of sovereignty.
I agree with the first two points, however the GP 3rd point is correct. For example, a Prius T3 will give 76.4mpg (Extra-Urban, as long as you're not trying to drag the batteries around at 80mph with a 1.8l engine). The Renault Clio 1.5 dCi 90 ECO gives 88.3mpg. Granted, the AX was driven in ideal conditions and most likely by a well trained driver, however that was 24 years ago.
Just out of interest, what would your response have been if I had said "another wireless client A” instead of "db server"? In that case when packets were sent from a peer on the same subnet, or possibly packets from the WAN to client-a, they wouldn't be received as the offending phone would be still be corrupting ARP tables in the network. In fact it would have been harder to troubleshoot as I would have assumed it was client-a's problem. No amount of playing with the machine would have fixed the problem.
Yes, it showed up a flaw in the network, however my point was that a simple bug on a phone can very easily do something such as ARP poisoning, and no matter how many VLANs you use, it will always be possible.
I suppose everyone is using private VLANs, dhcp snooping and static ARPs on their switches.
Why in god's name would your DB server be on the same subnet as your wireless network?
Fair point, unfortunately this is a small office with 20 odd desks, and it's a case of "it works, so leave it". It's not ideal, and there's a great deal that I would like to fix.
... arp-protection...
In this case, I'm not convinced that that would have helped - as far as the DHCP server was concerned, the phone was using the IP assigned to it. The phone was responding to ARP requests for 192.168.0.3 and 192.168.1.50, thus corrupting the ARP tables of other wireless clients. Please correct me if you're wrong.
Your point still stands - having the core machines on a separate subnet would definitely have prevented the problem.However, again, correct me if I'm wrong - if the core machines are on a different subnet then the client will forward every frame to the router - something I had been hoping to avoid.
We were have some pretty bizarre network problems in our office one day - some machines were able to connect to our db server whilst some couldn't, and other could intermittently. Long story short*, somebody's smartphone (Android in this case) was responding to ARP requests (requesting the MAC of the server) even though it was showing its IP address as being assigned by DHCP. I reckon its previous IP on the user's home network was the same as our server, and for some reason kept answering to them.
*Once I realised that packets didn't seem to be making it to the server (pings were intermittent), it dawned upon me to check the ARP tables on the clients. Looking up the manufacturer of the MAC address didn't immediately help as I didn't recognise the name, though I assumed it was a phone. At that stage I wasted time looking through all the phones looking for an IP address conflict (bad assumption). Finally looked up the DHCP leases for the offending MAC, found it's current IP (no hostname was provided by the client), found the offending phone, and very nearly shoved it the arse of the owner.
A small refinement: 1. Short the shares of an airline 2. Target that airline only 3. Watch mayhem ensue 4. ??? 5. Profit
Oh wait, we're trying to highlight the TSA's incompetence, not make money. Sorry, my bad.
Actually, adding dildos, electric toothbrushes & razors to the no-fly list could be a good thing - the more harmless stuff they ban, the more likely the average person will turn around and say "enough already".
Funny, a leaking battery has never caused something of mine to start, quite the opposite actually. They then tend to corrode the very small amounts of copper and steel in direct contact with the battery. Finally, I've only noticed a leaking battery after opening up the flame retardant casing because it doesn't work.
But hey, if you are so scared that you jump at the sight of your own shadow, keep it up - it gives us something to laugh at.
According to Arthur C Clarke in the foreword to 2001, they told him that they wanted to "report that they'd found a black monolith, alas discretion prevailed"
This has to be a troll. A very quick search would have pointed you to using a live cd (gparted for example) and either using gparted, parted or simply dd to clone the disk. Even before I started actively using Linux as my primary OS I used those tools for cloning Windows machines.
If it wasn't a troll, it reinforces my belief that some people are beyond help.
Because the number weren't quite so easy to get - gun ownership is divided up by Northern Ireland, England & Wales and the Scotland whereas crime isn't. Done very quickly, so there could be some errors:
Total number of guns in the UK: c.3,974,618 Total population of the UK: c.60,118,900 (actual number is about 63 million, so I'm missing some people somehow)
So we get 6.62k about guns/100k
Finally, we get from this that the UK has about 165 guns per gun homicide, so basically we need almost 7 times as many guns to create a gun homicide than the US.
Maybe you guys should try using sarcasm and witty put downs instead of killing each other when you get grumpy. </sarcasm>
Ones that want to install their shitty software onto their machine. For example, BT install an Help executable (that wants to be updated occasionaly). All it does is open their help page in Internet Exploder (even if it's not your default browser).
In the UK there's Andrews and Arnold. Native IPv6, excellect monitoring (I get an SMS when the line goes down and back up), and genuinely knowledgeable people. They cost extra, but for me it's well worth it.
...There is a lot of nasty stuff on the Internet as well as useful content. This is, however, your responsibility and not something we are offering. There are many packages available for various operating systems.
We do not have any black boxes designed to filter or monitor traffic and you are welcome to ask RevK on irc if this is still true at any time and take a lack of reply or evasive reply as you wish. Obviously we will ask if the law requires us to actually lie if ever we are subject to such legislation, and if not this statement would be removed. It is an interesting point as the statement that we are not filtering or monitoring is done for financial gain (to get customers) so if we were required to lie under RIPA we would be committing an offence under the Fraud Act. A debate to be had if ever it happens. You can probably get a clue if ever we dissolve the company and move all the contracts to a new company at any time...
That goodbye was said when the kid went to school.
Really? It's not really a final one is it - it's more of a see you later today. Nobody drops their children off at school and says goodbye as if they'll never see them again, if you did you'd be a mental wreck after a while.
When my grandmother was dying, I flew over to visit - that was a final goodbye - we both knew we'd never see each other again. I spent a week visiting her every day, each time thinking it would be the last and it really wore me down, but I'll never regret it. I agree that funeral services can be outrageously expensive, but for many it brings a sense of closure (I really hate that word), especially in a case like this where the death is completely unexpected.
Even better - the school owns the nude photos that the children make of themselves on their mobile phones, thereby is involved in the making and distribution of child pornography.
Somebody's obviously fucked up. You don't advertise that your training for a coup d'état
Nobody owns fish on the high seas (outside the 200 mile EEZ), but it's still legal to catch them - the taking of fish (or minerals) doesn't require a claim of sovereignty.
And, very few systems shipping today will have 32 bit time_t
That's what I thought, but when I compiled and ran this it returned 4 for everything (3.2.0-36-generic-pae)
#include <ctime>
#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char** argv) {
printf("sizeof(time_t)\t= %d\n", sizeof(time_t));
printf("sizeof(int)\t= %d\n", sizeof(int));
printf("sizeof(long)\t= %d\n", sizeof(long));
return 0;
}
Granted, I may be being bloody stupid here, but I'm a tad confused.
With extreme prejudice? I've seen 24.
I was thinking more along the lines of Asimov's The Ugly Little Boy.
I went to see it with friends while in university - the best part was when a friend (loudly) blurted out "all the dodos are dead".
Of course you should. How are electronics supposed to work without the smoke? You fell for that semiconductor theory hook, line and summer.
But "Windows for Warships" has such a great ring to it - much better than "Linux for Landlubbers".
I agree with the first two points, however the GP 3rd point is correct. For example, a Prius T3 will give 76.4mpg (Extra-Urban, as long as you're not trying to drag the batteries around at 80mph with a 1.8l engine). The Renault Clio 1.5 dCi 90 ECO gives 88.3mpg. Granted, the AX was driven in ideal conditions and most likely by a well trained driver, however that was 24 years ago.
Just out of interest, what would your response have been if I had said "another wireless client A” instead of "db server"? In that case when packets were sent from a peer on the same subnet, or possibly packets from the WAN to client-a, they wouldn't be received as the offending phone would be still be corrupting ARP tables in the network. In fact it would have been harder to troubleshoot as I would have assumed it was client-a's problem. No amount of playing with the machine would have fixed the problem.
Yes, it showed up a flaw in the network, however my point was that a simple bug on a phone can very easily do something such as ARP poisoning, and no matter how many VLANs you use, it will always be possible.
I suppose everyone is using private VLANs, dhcp snooping and static ARPs on their switches.
Erm, that should say, "please correct me if I'm wrong"
Why in god's name would your DB server be on the same subnet as your wireless network?
Fair point, unfortunately this is a small office with 20 odd desks, and it's a case of "it works, so leave it". It's not ideal, and there's a great deal that I would like to fix.
... arp-protection ...
In this case, I'm not convinced that that would have helped - as far as the DHCP server was concerned, the phone was using the IP assigned to it.
The phone was responding to ARP requests for 192.168.0.3 and 192.168.1.50, thus corrupting the ARP tables of other wireless clients. Please correct me if you're wrong.
Your point still stands - having the core machines on a separate subnet would definitely have prevented the problem.However, again, correct me if I'm wrong - if the core machines are on a different subnet then the client will forward every frame to the router - something I had been hoping to avoid.
We were have some pretty bizarre network problems in our office one day - some machines were able to connect to our db server whilst some couldn't, and other could intermittently. Long story short*, somebody's smartphone (Android in this case) was responding to ARP requests (requesting the MAC of the server) even though it was showing its IP address as being assigned by DHCP. I reckon its previous IP on the user's home network was the same as our server, and for some reason kept answering to them.
*Once I realised that packets didn't seem to be making it to the server (pings were intermittent), it dawned upon me to check the ARP tables on the clients. Looking up the manufacturer of the MAC address didn't immediately help as I didn't recognise the name, though I assumed it was a phone. At that stage I wasted time looking through all the phones looking for an IP address conflict (bad assumption). Finally looked up the DHCP leases for the offending MAC, found it's current IP (no hostname was provided by the client), found the offending phone, and very nearly shoved it the arse of the owner.
A small refinement:
1. Short the shares of an airline
2. Target that airline only
3. Watch mayhem ensue
4. ???
5. Profit
Oh wait, we're trying to highlight the TSA's incompetence, not make money. Sorry, my bad.
Actually, adding dildos, electric toothbrushes & razors to the no-fly list could be a good thing - the more harmless stuff they ban, the more likely the average person will turn around and say "enough already".
... to all who wish to claim their 73 virgins
Obviously the promise of 72 virgins wasn't working, so they're hoping a bonus virgin will reel martyrs in.
Funny, a leaking battery has never caused something of mine to start, quite the opposite actually. They then tend to corrode the very small amounts of copper and steel in direct contact with the battery. Finally, I've only noticed a leaking battery after opening up the flame retardant casing because it doesn't work.
But hey, if you are so scared that you jump at the sight of your own shadow, keep it up - it gives us something to laugh at.
According to Arthur C Clarke in the foreword to 2001, they told him that they wanted to "report that they'd found a black monolith, alas discretion prevailed"
Forgot to carry the one?
This has to be a troll. A very quick search would have pointed you to using a live cd (gparted for example) and either using gparted, parted or simply dd to clone the disk. Even before I started actively using Linux as my primary OS I used those tools for cloning Windows machines.
If it wasn't a troll, it reinforces my belief that some people are beyond help.
Because the number weren't quite so easy to get - gun ownership is divided up by Northern Ireland, England & Wales and the Scotland whereas crime isn't. Done very quickly, so there could be some errors:
Northern Ireland: 21.9 guns/100
England & Wales: 6.2 guns/100
Scotland: 5.5 guns/100
Populations:
NI: 1,810,900
E&W: 53,013,000
S: 5,295,000
Total number of guns in the UK: c.3,974,618
Total population of the UK: c.60,118,900 (actual number is about 63 million, so I'm missing some people somehow)
So we get 6.62k about guns /100k
Finally, we get from this that the UK has about 165 guns per gun homicide, so basically we need almost 7 times as many guns to create a gun homicide than the US.
Maybe you guys should try using sarcasm and witty put downs instead of killing each other when you get grumpy. </sarcasm>
Ones that want to install their shitty software onto their machine. For example, BT install an Help executable (that wants to be updated occasionaly). All it does is open their help page in Internet Exploder (even if it's not your default browser).
In the UK there's Andrews and Arnold. Native IPv6, excellect monitoring (I get an SMS when the line goes down and back up), and genuinely knowledgeable people. They cost extra, but for me it's well worth it.
Their opinions on filtering are quite interesting too (my emphasis):
...There is a lot of nasty stuff on the Internet as well as useful content. This is, however, your responsibility and not something we are offering. There are many packages available for various operating systems.
We do not have any black boxes designed to filter or monitor traffic and you are welcome to ask RevK on irc if this is still true at any time and take a lack of reply or evasive reply as you wish. Obviously we will ask if the law requires us to actually lie if ever we are subject to such legislation, and if not this statement would be removed. It is an interesting point as the statement that we are not filtering or monitoring is done for financial gain (to get customers) so if we were required to lie under RIPA we would be committing an offence under the Fraud Act. A debate to be had if ever it happens. You can probably get a clue if ever we dissolve the company and move all the contracts to a new company at any time...
That goodbye was said when the kid went to school.
Really? It's not really a final one is it - it's more of a see you later today. Nobody drops their children off at school and says goodbye as if they'll never see them again, if you did you'd be a mental wreck after a while.
When my grandmother was dying, I flew over to visit - that was a final goodbye - we both knew we'd never see each other again. I spent a week visiting her every day, each time thinking it would be the last and it really wore me down, but I'll never regret it. I agree that funeral services can be outrageously expensive, but for many it brings a sense of closure (I really hate that word), especially in a case like this where the death is completely unexpected.
If NK started anything, the war would be quite short.
Yup, it'd be over by Christmas. Hold on a second, I've heard that phrase before.