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  1. Re:Too bad on Critics Pan Nemesis · · Score: 1

    Would this be... wait for it...

    A borgasm ?


    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these... no, wait... that doesn't make any se... oh, nevermind!

  2. Re:Suppose we get a signal... on SETI@Home Revisits Its 100 Best Signals · · Score: 1

    Suppose we get a signal...

    main screen turn on!

  3. What about Bob? on ALICE vs. ALICE · · Score: 3, Funny


    no, not the movie.
    Bob, Alice's partner. You know, with their friend Charlie and Eve, their enemy?


    Geez, I have a feeling only people with knowledge of cryptography will mod this up...

  4. Obligatory reference on Animated Star Wars on Cartoon Network · · Score: 1


    I've got a bad feeling about this...

  5. What's next? on picoGUI: An X Alternative? · · Score: 3, Funny


    viGUI? emacsGUI?

  6. Obligatory reference on Spammer Bows to Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Verizon to spammer:

    Can you hear me now? Good!

  7. Re:Plan ahead. on NASA Has Plans for 2nd Space Station at L1 · · Score: 1

    "If you sent two people to Mars, one of them would die," says Marco Durante of the Federico II University in Naples

    One of them is wearing a red shirt?

  8. Re:Mac Laptops on Flirting With Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    Dont like nipples...

    Cmon man, everybody likes nipples...
    :-)


    I call it the clitoris.

    Only thing is, my wife complains that I'm always touching the one on the laptop and not the one on her...

  9. Re:Superman is an illegal alien on Keanu Reeves as Superman · · Score: 1


    Still, you have to admire his willingness to stand up for Truth, Justice, and the American Way when he isn't even eligible to run for president.

    You are both wrong. Superman was created by a Canadian

    Man, I'm sick of Canada being in the shadows of the USA. Did I mention we also invented basketball, telephone, radio and insulin?

  10. Which OS9? on Graphing Randomness in TCP Initial Sequence Numbers · · Score: 1


    Is it Microware's OS-9, or Apple Mac OS 9?

  11. Re:Ensigns on Doctor Phlox on Season 2 of Enterprise · · Score: 1

    what happened to the expendible extras in star trek? kirk: the away team will consist mof myself, spock, bones and ensign billy, now this mission could be dangerous, one of us may not make it back..."

    I believe the name of that ensign was Ensign Insignificant.

  12. Message to the Aussie government on American Movie Execs Could Face Aussie Jails For Hacking · · Score: 1


    ...but could you please wait before The Matrix II and III are finished? Please? Then you can prosecute koalas for all I care.

  13. PCMCIA on What's the Worst Acronym You've Ever Heard? · · Score: 1

    From http://www.acronymfinder.com/

    PCMCIA

    People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

  14. My mother told me on Looking For Saturn's Lost Ring · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...to stay away from the occult.

    It makes baby Jesus cry.

  15. Jar-Jar says: on Lack of Digital Screens for Attack of the Clones · · Score: 2, Funny


    Meesa no liking analog screens!

  16. Re:You have the right to use the software you buy on WinXP Keygen Foils Product Activation · · Score: 1


    ROT-13 the Base64 data!

    If Microsoft come knocking on OSDN's door, tell them that if they found the Windows_XP_Key_Gen in a post on slashdot, then they violated the DMCA!

  17. Is the cloned cat dead or alive? on Project Copycat Clones A Cat · · Score: 1


    I'm sure these people will be happy...

  18. Fastforward into the future... on Kathleen Fent Read This Story · · Score: 1


    I can almost hear them...

  19. How long would that take? on BT Pushing Hyperlink Patent · · Score: 1


    cat TheInternet | sed s/http/bthttp/g > TheBTInternet


    *bthttp (British Telecom Hypertext Transfer Protocol) is a registered trademark of British Telecom

  20. What about human values? on Lab Develops Artificial Womb · · Score: 1

    I hear all those points about survival of the fittest, passing on the best genes, darwinism, etc.

    But what about human values? What's wrong with bringing into the world a human being that is not perfect? What is perfection? Blond hair? Blue eyed? Perfect teeth? (chilling thoughts of Nazi arian race superiority concepts)

    I'd like to hear from parents of childrend who have disabilities from birth, tell us how much they love their children and how they bring happiness into their lives withouth being perfect.

    Man, sometimes people forget that human beings are not only animals, but spiritual beings as well.

  21. $40.14 CDN ($25.11 USD) on How Much Does Your Broadband Cost? · · Score: 1

    Per month, cable modem rental fee included, taxes included. All of this for 3.2 Mbps download, 128 kbps upload.

    Oh, and I got a Samsung InfoRanger, so my provider (Videotron) can't monitor my usage. This means that I can go above the 6 megabytes download, 1 megabytes upload limit!

  22. Re:Bill gets a new hat! on Feds to Publish Public Comments on MS Settlement · · Score: 1


    Please, someone fire up The Gimp and change that black hat (get it?) into a red one!

  23. Re:The heart of the web? on Heart of the Net · · Score: 4, Funny

    heart> en
    password: ********
    heart#conf t
    Enter configuration commands, one per line. End with CNTL/Z.
    heart(config)#int internet0
    heart(config-if)#ip address 64.28.67.150 255.255.255.255
    heart(config-if)#^Z
    heart#

  24. The heart of the internet is... on Heart of the Net · · Score: 1

    127.0.0.1/8

  25. Re:swedish chef filter on Google Programming Contest · · Score: 1

    Did you forget Elmer Fudd, Klingon and French ? :)

    P.S. Disclaimer for french people who got offended by the above:
    Je plaisante! Vive la République! (Si vous n'êtes pas de l'Hexagone, eh bien vive la Francophonie!)