Thats what you get for insisting on 38DD blondes. There is a fixed brain to boob ratio and it can't be violated.
Would you find this joke equally funny if you switched to an anatomical reference about black people? How about Jewish or Chinese? You're doing real harm by broadcasting this objectifying sort of humor in public.
This is what you get for insisting on a joke involving 38 inch black people. Theres a fixed cock to your anus ratio and it can't be violated.
Fortunately you are such a lame politically correct trolling faghat that your distended asshole could easily accomodate the aforementioned giant member.
My opponent may/may not be pissed off. It wouldn't affect the ownership of the chess set. It certainly wouldn't affect the ability of the chess club to kick everyone out at closing time.
It *might* mean they are breaking some TOS, if we hired the board for the hour - but it certainly wouldn't be a situation where they were required to compensate me for my valuable position.
Presumably I could write down the position (would have already using game notation). Theres nothing stopping you from screenshotting your Wanglock holding the Great Wang of Wangzar either, or telling people about your epic beating of the Wangs of Wangzar when you received it.
Blizzard is completely able to say "Hey guys, you can't play with our toys anymore, we're shutting down the realm".
One of the benefits of Silverlight is that the view/controller is seperated enough that you can trust the designer to have SVN access and not bugger anything up:P
They can fiddle around with Expression (or whatever its called) - making the UI look nice, and I can concentrate on exposing properties for databinding.
In the Jun '08 quarter, Microsoft made 15 billion in revenue, 12 billion of that was net profit. So far this year they have increased their cash reserves by 4 billion.
MS is delivering almost a 50% return on equity this year. They're at the top of their sector in most financial categories, and I don't see Sun or Redhat even coming close.
PS: We all know Erris and Twitter are the same damn person.
Hell no. Thats like claiming as a Slashdot subscriber that you "own" your comments, and Slashdot is liable if they delete them.
You pay your monthly fee to be allowed to play with their toys in their sandbox. They have some rules to make it fun, including letting the toy solider you play with "own" toy swords.
Well theres plenty of scarcity over here. Theres practically no oil in my backyard at all! With such a rich lack of resources, I'm happy to share the scarcity with you.
You can come around tommorow if you like, bring a big oil tanker. I'll pump the oil out and you can have a whole damn tanker of scarcity! No charge!
I think considering he does this thing we professionals like to call "work" for a type of entity we refer to as a "company" that his time is probably too valuable to be able to try out a clone of office to see if it works ok for a long term use.
Not wanting to say your time is worthless, and you are a penniless hippy or anything...
Since the spend too much for software, they save by offering lower salaries. Look elsewhere.
Thats a mighty stupid assumption to be making before the start of negotiations. Send your Word-97-Formatted-Only resume to the appropriate spot, and then check what they offer.
You can always tell them to stick their offer later. Or tell them your brave new plan to save them money and switch to OO3! (and then the manager says "Sharepoint + 20 Office seats cost us less than the pay I got on the last golf^W vendor day".
Someone saying "We use Word here, and this is your copy" will reduce your quality of life?
Or were you planning on using OO3 because its Free? If so, were you planning on working on the code during company time? If so... take your goddamn compiler and GTFO.
You decided you didn't want colonial TV, and went off to go and make your own shitty shows. Unless you want to pay a hundred years of back taxes to the Queen, you can all bugger orf as twere.
Because your mother would prefer the counter above her bedroom door to have a sensible number of initial digits (say 6). After a year or so, I'm sure she'll exceed that number, and then she can get a new counter and reduce the font.
After all: 00000000000038483 Blown, does look rather silly, even if that particular configuration would last for ten years!
I'm not sure what the need is to use some half-baked home made entropy generator (have they even tested it?), when modern OS's have a cryptographically strong RNG avaliable (with an entropy pool, which (at least on win uses key/mouse as part of its inputs).
I mean... test it with the goddamn NIST suite or GTFO imo.
Sure check out my sweet new 3D hot lesbian simulator:
0, 1
Just make as many copies of those ones and zeros as you need, arrange appropriately and enjoy!
Man that slacker Torvalds has some nerve strutting around with all that "I wrote the kernel" bullshit. Wrote? That asshat just stuck a bunch of 1's and 0's that were already lying around on his hard disk in a different order. Adding value? It was already there!
Don't even get me started on that Darwin slackass, and that cock Shakespear.
You mean that wanker thats crying about Monsanto? Apparantly his neighbours field of GE grain managed to in a single season magically convert all of his grain into the GE strain...
Mr Occam says he bloody stole it, and didn't pay for Mr Monsantos overpriced R&D.
Hey asshole. I have some added value for all our entertainment. I have the knowlege of when I am going to come over and kick you in the crotch for pedantic asshattery
This is a valuable piece of information, which if you had it, you could use it to cover your balls with something protective.
The intention to kick you in the crotch did not exist before I read your worthless crap, and the kick in the crotch will not exist until I deliver it, personally, to your nuts.
I created it. Out of the void. It will add value to this community, and I created it from nothing. I am like.... God... and my violent unleashing of my boot upon your tender nutsack will truely be the genesis of my long term work. I will call it "Feetamoderation".
I recommend changing Troll and Flamebait to +1. Anything that causes a mod to reach for the modstick is probably worth reading for the lulz, even if it is just a hilarious story about RMS buggering Tux.
Also +1 to AC helps, as with +1 to short comments.
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This is what you get for insisting on a joke involving 38 inch black people. Theres a fixed cock to your anus ratio and it can't be violated.
Fortunately you are such a lame politically correct trolling faghat that your distended asshole could easily accomodate the aforementioned giant member.
What? Yes it is. Its an especially big advantage if the proprietary+patented new tech is actually better.
Of course some open source people might have a cry about "teh evils", but to me that sentance means "You must buy the cool new tracking from us."
My opponent may/may not be pissed off. It wouldn't affect the ownership of the chess set. It certainly wouldn't affect the ability of the chess club to kick everyone out at closing time.
It *might* mean they are breaking some TOS, if we hired the board for the hour - but it certainly wouldn't be a situation where they were required to compensate me for my valuable position.
Presumably I could write down the position (would have already using game notation). Theres nothing stopping you from screenshotting your Wanglock holding the Great Wang of Wangzar either, or telling people about your epic beating of the Wangs of Wangzar when you received it.
Blizzard is completely able to say "Hey guys, you can't play with our toys anymore, we're shutting down the realm".
One of the benefits of Silverlight is that the view/controller is seperated enough that you can trust the designer to have SVN access and not bugger anything up :P
They can fiddle around with Expression (or whatever its called) - making the UI look nice, and I can concentrate on exposing properties for databinding.
{citation needed}
In the Jun '08 quarter, Microsoft made 15 billion in revenue, 12 billion of that was net profit. So far this year they have increased their cash reserves by 4 billion.
MS is delivering almost a 50% return on equity this year. They're at the top of their sector in most financial categories, and I don't see Sun or Redhat even coming close.
PS: We all know Erris and Twitter are the same damn person.
I felt the same way about switching to Opera...
Furthering on from my rushed comment earlier:
I used to pay a monthly fee to a chess club I was a member of.
I was never under the delusion that the pieces were "mine".
Hell no. Thats like claiming as a Slashdot subscriber that you "own" your comments, and Slashdot is liable if they delete them.
You pay your monthly fee to be allowed to play with their toys in their sandbox. They have some rules to make it fun, including letting the toy solider you play with "own" toy swords.
Still their toys.
Well theres plenty of scarcity over here. Theres practically no oil in my backyard at all! With such a rich lack of resources, I'm happy to share the scarcity with you.
You can come around tommorow if you like, bring a big oil tanker. I'll pump the oil out and you can have a whole damn tanker of scarcity! No charge!
Or possibly it should configure its own damn settings, and not try to do something retarded when theres memory pressure...
I think considering he does this thing we professionals like to call "work" for a type of entity we refer to as a "company" that his time is probably too valuable to be able to try out a clone of office to see if it works ok for a long term use.
Not wanting to say your time is worthless, and you are a penniless hippy or anything...
Thats a mighty stupid assumption to be making before the start of negotiations. Send your Word-97-Formatted-Only resume to the appropriate spot, and then check what they offer.
You can always tell them to stick their offer later. Or tell them your brave new plan to save them money and switch to OO3! (and then the manager says "Sharepoint + 20 Office seats cost us less than the pay I got on the last golf^W vendor day".
Someone saying "We use Word here, and this is your copy" will reduce your quality of life?
Or were you planning on using OO3 because its Free? If so, were you planning on working on the code during company time? If so... take your goddamn compiler and GTFO.
You decided you didn't want colonial TV, and went off to go and make your own shitty shows. Unless you want to pay a hundred years of back taxes to the Queen, you can all bugger orf as twere.
No backsies.
But we don't have any oil!
Sounds like the default settings suck.
Its a fucking word processor - you shouldn't have to nergle your snerds correctly to get it working.
Wrong. It means they are used to paying more than they should for things. Sounds like a great environment for negotiating a starting salary in.
Because your mother would prefer the counter above her bedroom door to have a sensible number of initial digits (say 6). After a year or so, I'm sure she'll exceed that number, and then she can get a new counter and reduce the font.
After all: 00000000000038483 Blown, does look rather silly, even if that particular configuration would last for ten years!
Hey I've heard of those "cable" things before!
I'm not sure what the need is to use some half-baked home made entropy generator (have they even tested it?), when modern OS's have a cryptographically strong RNG avaliable (with an entropy pool, which (at least on win uses key/mouse as part of its inputs).
I mean... test it with the goddamn NIST suite or GTFO imo.
Sure check out my sweet new 3D hot lesbian simulator:
0, 1
Just make as many copies of those ones and zeros as you need, arrange appropriately and enjoy!
Man that slacker Torvalds has some nerve strutting around with all that "I wrote the kernel" bullshit. Wrote? That asshat just stuck a bunch of 1's and 0's that were already lying around on his hard disk in a different order. Adding value? It was already there!
Don't even get me started on that Darwin slackass, and that cock Shakespear.
Of course artists and musicians are traditionally poor, and my view is "fuck them".
My support of copyright is because I'm a computer programmer, and I don't want to be poor ;)
You mean that wanker thats crying about Monsanto? Apparantly his neighbours field of GE grain managed to in a single season magically convert all of his grain into the GE strain...
Mr Occam says he bloody stole it, and didn't pay for Mr Monsantos overpriced R&D.
Hey asshole. I have some added value for all our entertainment. I have the knowlege of when I am going to come over and kick you in the crotch for pedantic asshattery
This is a valuable piece of information, which if you had it, you could use it to cover your balls with something protective.
The intention to kick you in the crotch did not exist before I read your worthless crap, and the kick in the crotch will not exist until I deliver it, personally, to your nuts.
I created it. Out of the void. It will add value to this community, and I created it from nothing. I am like.... God... and my violent unleashing of my boot upon your tender nutsack will truely be the genesis of my long term work. I will call it "Feetamoderation".
I recommend changing Troll and Flamebait to +1. Anything that causes a mod to reach for the modstick is probably worth reading for the lulz, even if it is just a hilarious story about RMS buggering Tux.
Also +1 to AC helps, as with +1 to short comments.