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  1. Re:Everything gave us civilization on How Beer Gave Us Civilization · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why is American beer served chilled? There's no other way of telling it from piss.

    American beer is cold; piss is warm.

  2. Re:What's the point? on Technology To Detect Alzheimer's Takes SXSW Prize · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A good screening test is one that identifies a treatable disease.

    Or six years extra for people to try experimental treatments before symptoms kick in. Or six extra years to decide when or how to gracefully leave this world, with dignity.

  3. Re:Non-rounded, often obscure and "deathdays"... on Google Doodle Celebrates Birthday of Douglas Adams · · Score: 1
    The roll of tape plus the blue cylinder make 'G', the red radio and yellow teacup make 'oo,' the blue Guide plus the leather bag make a rough 'g', the green towel is 'l' and the red window is 'e.'

    Whoosh on me - thanks for the fishing! Unfortunately, while tabbing back and forth between your description and Google, the doodle went black, and I panicked. :)

  4. Re:I remember having Science textbooks.... on NASA's Space Colony Designs From the '70s · · Score: 1

    remember 'You will go to the moon!' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Will_Go_to_the_Moon_(book) ? I made my mom read me that book so many times, she eventually recorded it to a cassette tape so i could just listen to it and turn the pages in the book.

    Do you see that red dot? That's Mars, and someday, you will go there too! I read that book so many times when I was a kid, I think I wore it out. "The High Frontier" likewise well worn, but that was a library book and luckily, my mom was the librarian. Replacements on demand.

  5. Re:Is Google's goal a singularity? on Interviews: Ask Ray Kurzweil About the Future of Mankind and Technology · · Score: 1

    Ray/Mr. Google - Why would we want a singularity? Will it be interesting?

  6. Re:Once upon a time... on Rusty Foster Isn't Dead · · Score: 1
    Usually things about the recipient having a gender reassignment surgery and moving to Vegas or reassessing their life and joining the French Foreign Legion.

    Good, you're opening their mail-someday there could be money inside.

  7. Re:How do they do it? on Oregon Lawmakers Propose Mileage Tax On Fuel Efficient Vehicles · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that gas or electric, if you drive on the publicly funded roads, you should in someway support their upkeep.

    Easy, just keep raising the per-gallon taxes as the fleet average increases. Revenue is the same, and maybe fewer people will buy 12 mpg vehicles they don't need.

    Or as a twist, raise the speed limit significantly; the people with the 12 mpg cars will go faster (that's what people like that do), "achieve" 8 mpg, buy more gas & raise revenue for the state, courtesy of existing gas taxes. Remember, this is about a shortfall, not a way to punish hybrid/electric vehicles. Yes I'm sure there will be extra wear & tear on the roads, but also new purchases for things like tires, oil; anything associated with more convenient long trips (camping equipment, bed & breakfast/hotel reservations, concert/Blazer tickets, etc.) and of course gas, all of which raise revenue for the state, directly or indirectly. IIRC, last spring the OR legislature was debating raising the speed limit. I say let the well-to-do give the money that the rest of us need, and both can enjoy life. Win-win

  8. Re:Humour and irony on Australian Prime Minister's Spoof "Apocalypse" Speech Goes Viral In China · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your enlightning answer.

    Shocking. On a brighter note: All hail Cthulu, lord of the netherdark.

  9. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact on Critic Cites Revenge of the Sith As "Generation's Greatest Work of Art · · Score: 1

    Akira Kurosawa and Stanley Kubrick are still relevant. Both of them WAY greater artists than George Lucas.

    Nope. You are thinking of the word "greater" in terms of quality, which is a pointless metric when talking about art because quality is entirely subjective.

    In terms of impact on humanity, there's no question that Lucas has had far greater impact than Kubrick and Kurosawa combined. The reason is simple, it's because Lucas is getting to viewers at a much younger age, with a more widely distributed product. Lucas has altered the lives of more people than Kubrick ever will.

    Gene Roddenberry. That is all.

  10. Re:He's going to patent lots of obvious stuff on Elon Musk Will Usher In the Era of Electric Cars · · Score: 4, Funny

    then sue the crap out of everyone who produces something with wheels?

    Only rounded wheels-be fair.

  11. Re:The Answer summed up: on Book Review: Why Does the World Exist? · · Score: 1

    What about assuming there is a reason in the first place? (I'm not talking about the usual, causal reasons here...)

    You don't have to assume a reason, or lack thereof to be curious. I'm agnostic, but I find this to be an interesting series (intermittently found on PBS, at 4:30 am - way to hide the truth, PBS :) ).

  12. Re:Nyou-kee-lar on Boeing Hydrogen Powered Drone First Flight · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's pronounced "Nuke-u-ler"; the "s" is silent.

  13. Re:Go Figure! on Archaeologists Find Oldest Known Mayan Calendar · · Score: 1

    But which time zone?

    Mayan Standard. But it's a leap year, so it can't happen anyway.

  14. Re:Has someone asked it... on First Full Observable-Universe Simulation · · Score: 2

    Insufficient data for a meaningful answer

    It's ironic that AC should post that response...

  15. Re:Now think in American. on Why Are Fantasy World Accents British? · · Score: 1

    Imagine The Lord of the Rings where all the Hobbits had Brooklyn accents.

    Other enough to be unusual but still understandable but evoking an entirely different genre (mafia crime drama).

    I remember a program from about 10-12 years ago that could convert speech into different accents, might be fun to try out at least "FOTR".

  16. Re: Not Surprising. on Dutch Artist Admits Faking Viral 'Human Bird Wing' Video · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To be fair, the troll who made the videos did claim that motors were providing 95% of the net power. That made it a good bit more plausible.

    And visually - without deep inspection - it looked like a pretty good fake! Why wasn't this story on /.? :)

  17. Re:Birthday on 10 Ways To Celebrate Pi Day · · Score: 1

    Happy birthday to you Mederbil, 'tis mine too. It is also Einstein's birthday- and my cat's birthday (approx- exact day unknown- celebrated today)

    Happy birthday to you both, and to Schrödinger's cat as well.

    "Happy"? I dunno... observing those birthdays could be deadly.

  18. Re:Pathetic on Could Curiosity Rover Moonlight As Part of a Sample Return Mission? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The shuttle program was impressive... but exciting? I'm not so sure about that.

    For those of us old enough to remember being glued to CNN all night long, being disappointed when the mission was scrubbed-and then doing it all over again the next night, listening to John Holliman interview astronauts et al.about the future of manned space flight, watching the shuttle when it finally rose on flaming pillars-yeah, it was exciting. Absolutely. It almost didn't matter if it was the most practical vehicle or not, it was inspirational and of course, just cool.

  19. Re:Every time a bell rings on Should There Be a Sci-Fi Category At the Oscars? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who cares whether or not Science Fiction films receive Oscars? I just enjoy watching them (aside: I just ordered another copy of "Forbidden Planet" : ) ).

  20. Re:My First Personal Computer on For Sinclair Fans, The ZX81 Lives On · · Score: 1
    "Good fun, but didn't make us grey-beards."

    You must not have had the pleasure of putting the keyboard ribbon into the socket - like putting a limp dick into a tight pussy (the trick was to hold it by the sides, & pull it stiff as you inserted). I'm pretty sure that at least one of my youthful whiskers turned grey.

  21. Re:Idiots. on Taliban Seizes and Burns PCs, Cell Phones To Stop Obscenity · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that miltant crazies don't really know what a hard drive is, or where the memory is stored. It's just a devil box at that point. Hell I don't think most US fundamentalist crazies would know either.

    Unfortunately, the Taliban has learned how to use thundersticks. That's all they need to know.

  22. Re:[citation needed] on Russian Scientist Discovers Giant Arctic Methane Plumes · · Score: 1
    Actually people can hear you fart in space, space is not empty like you think it is

    ------- Oh really?

    I think AC meant "aboard the Enterprise" (1701 though-1701D had Heisenfart compensators).

  23. Re:And the message is... on Lost Russian Mars Probe Phones Home · · Score: 1

    V'Ger wishes to join with the creator.

  24. Re:Opposite Effect on EU Debates Installing a Black Box On Your Computer · · Score: 1
    "Therefore, to have a greater chance of saving more children from sexual predators, we should ignore computers and break up all families"

    i.e., we should build a shitty wall, and hope no mongowians show up.

  25. Re:True, but that's still going to be a tough sell on Astronauts As Alien Life Hunters? · · Score: 1
    "This is a trillion dollars that are going to be launched into space, never to come back."

    This will be a trillion dollars spent down here, on Earth. Of all of the gazillions of space images I have seen, I've never seen bags with $ signs floating around. With luck and perseverance, that will change someday ; )