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Critic Cites Revenge of the Sith As "Generation's Greatest Work of Art

eldavojohn writes "Art critic and University Professor of Humanities and Media Studies at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia Camille Paglia has written a book that not only claims George Lucas is the 'World's Greatest Living Artist' but also that 'Revenge of the Sith' is our generation's greatest work of art. That's right: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollock and ... George Lucas. If you thought you understood art but you hated Episode III, it might be difficult to understand how her book 'Glittering Images: A Journey Through Art from Egypt to Star Wars' ends with 'Revenge of the Sith.' There is a possibility that the art world remembers this generation by examining that movie."

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  1. Wow by longbot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And I thought my opinion of art critics couldn't get any lower.

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    1. Re:Wow by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jar jar is just misunderstood; he isn't a redundant and annoying racial stereotype. He's really a heart-wrenching commentary on contemporary sociatal angst, portrayed through counter-cultural metaphorical symbolism.

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    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I thought my opinion of art critics couldn't get any lower.

      You should go see the Cloud Atlas, there is a scene in it that film, involving a literary critic, which you will really like.

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obligatory XKCD: http://xkcd.com/451/

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Jar-jar wasn't in revenge of the sith.

    5. Re:Wow by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 2

      2 scenes actually (and a deleted 3rd). Not much of a role, though.

    6. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All 3 of those (hell you can argue all 6) were pretty bad story wise. Visually though they were all stunning (yes even episode I).

    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glory and Honor to Senator Binks of Naboo!

    8. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Camille Paglia is a good critic, but she also happens to be an even better troll.

    9. Re:Wow by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not an art critic, at least, no more one than I am. It's Camille Paglia, a media talking head who at one point was pulled into every cable TV show whenever they wanted a "controversial" opinion. Used to be largely centered around feminism. Think Andrea Huffington or Al Sharpton.

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    10. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 scenes? I only remember the brief "cameo" at the end during Padme's funeral

    11. Re:Wow by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      He was visible in the Galactic Senate scene, too. Presumably as the representative for Naboo.

      Pretty sure that was ROTS. My mind has blocked out large parts of that movie as being one of the worst I've ever seen in my life (and I include Plan 9 from Outer Space on that list).

    12. Re:Wow by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Your mistake is in thinking that she is saying that George Lucas is a great artist, when in fact she is saying that, while George Lucas is not much of an artist, all the rest are worse. (Either that or she would not know art if Michaleangelo showed up and painted a mural on her wall).

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    13. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you can ignore the fact that the storyline and character development in RotS are...not so good...the special effects are really quite admirable. In particular, some of the CGI planetscapes are really beautiful. If the critic was referring to that, I could get on board with that aspect of RotS rising to the level of fine art.

      And, of course, Natalie Portman is a work of art all by herself.
      Why do I suddenly have a craving for hot grits?

    14. Re:Wow by crazyjj · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jar jar is just misunderstood; he isn't a redundant and annoying racial stereotype. He's really a heart-wrenching commentary on contemporary sociatal angst, portrayed through counter-cultural metaphorical symbolism.

      Messa agree. Messa represent moi moi post-modernist angst.

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    15. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe she is talking out of her ar(t)se

    16. Re:Wow by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 4, Funny

      I never understood why Naboo chose a clearly retarded representative. Oh, wait. I guess Star Wars is more realistic than I realized.

    17. Re:Wow by mbone · · Score: 1

      Yes. I, for one, just can't wait until he marries Pocahontas in the next Star Wars movie.

    18. Re:Wow by ragefan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because it was safer for the rest of Naboo to have him off the planet.

    19. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You seem to know a lot of stuff. Who the hell is "Andrea" Huffington?

    20. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard this particular critic talking on the canadian national radio about the reasoning behind this, and actually she put forward a very convincing argument (even though I began listening with a very clear WTF opinion in my head).

    21. Re:Wow by lxs · · Score: 0

      Wait what funeral? You might have added a spoiler alert to that one. (Although I doubt that I will suddenly get the urge to watch it after successfully avoiding it for nearly a decade.)

    22. Re:Wow by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      He's obviously not seen my work ;)

      Seriously, though, this guy has no credentials that I can see form the summary. He isn't an art historian, he's a humanities professor. It's like a geologist rating neurobiologists.

      TFS mentions a bunch of dead artists, Titian having been dead for over 500 years. IMO Pollack is overrated, although his technique was revolutionary.

      Have you ever seen an Audrey Flack painting? Not a reproduction, but one of the actual works? Her paintings are breathtakingly beautiful, and I mean breathtaking quite literally. One doesn't say "my, but that's pretty," one says "WOW! Holy shit!" Lucas can't hold a candle to her.

      I'd rate Mel Gibson far higher than Lucas; "Passion" was Caravaggio in film. That movie was Art with a capital A. None of Lucas' movies were. "Patriot" and "Braveheart" were likewise worthy of the title "Art" in contrast to Lucas' purely commercially driven stuff. Yeah, Lucas movies are fun to watch, but art they ain't.

    23. Re:Wow by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      This is a step up. The low point was when art critics valued a painting with three stripes of paint on it at $6 million (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_of_Fire).

      Personally, I view "Revenge of the Sith" art work in the same class as comic book art. It's interesting and says something about our time, but it's highly unlikely to be entered in the annals of history as a great work of art.

    24. Re:Wow by supercrisp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Paglia is not an art critic and wouldn't like to be called one. The, which is basically an extended troll aimed at the art world, attacks art critics in particular for creating an elitist, decadent art scene. (It's so easy to go Godwin on her claim that I'll leave it to someone else.)

    25. Re:Wow by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Agreed, what's the point of reviews / criticisms if the people providing them are dumber than nails. TFA is a good example of why you should make your own opinions about things.

      Then again, maybe she just wrote this book in jest as a tribute to her fandom of star wars, trekkies have probably done worse.

    26. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone's a critic critic.

      Incidently, not to be that guy... but y'all misspelled "shit" in the summary.

    27. Re:Wow by thinsoldier · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is she should clearly indicate that she's talking about the art book and behind the scenes DVD extras?

    28. Re:Wow by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Not much of a role? Jar-jar is the reason the senate voted emergency powers to the chancellor IIRC.

      Back when Episode 1 was released on DVD, one of the behind the scenes things had George Lucas saying that "Jar-jar is the key to all this" or something like that. At the time, me and my friends laughed at that. But after seeing Revenge of the Sith...

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    29. Re:Wow by thinsoldier · · Score: 1

      I gave up on art 15 years ago when I saw a black square going for half a million. Have things really moved past that point now?

    30. Re:Wow by Golddess · · Score: 1

      You mean the first scene in 2012? With Tom Hanks as some author, and he was at a party? Without giving away too much, I thought the other guy was also an author, not a critic.

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    31. Re:Wow by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Wasn't his one line besided "Hi, Ani!" in the later movies nominatng dictatorhood emergency powers to the Chancellor?

      He did fine damage off Naboo. Thanks for nothing, Naboobians!

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    32. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA.
      Whereas, my opinion of /.'ers remain the same - pretty low as well.

    33. Re:Wow by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2

      Anakin is Darth Vader.

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    34. Re:Wow by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      He at least created a grand-scale epic story of the type Joseph Campbell talked about, regardless of nitpicking. Tolkein's stuff may be new movies, but it is well over 30 years old.

      The only other big pop story that comes close is The Matrix. But unlike the prequels, gets worse with each movie. After the first ends, only the epic Smith/Neo battle at the end stands out.

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    35. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's Arianna Huffington's sister, Like Jeffery Jackson, or Bob Sharpton.

    36. Re:Wow by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      So is the good Star Wars stuff from Lucas.

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    37. Re:Wow by Cinder6 · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of people who have created grand-scale epics of that type, which are newer than Star Wars. Just look at the fantasy scene--Goodkind, Erikson, Jordan, Martin, Butcher, etc. Many of them are better, or at least more complex, than Star Wars. The only difference I can see is that Lucas made his a series of movies first.

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    38. Re:Wow by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      MST3k The Rebel Set 01/10 - YouTube. Skip ahead to 5:20 for the relevant part.

    39. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To its credit, Episode 4 managed to use the Hero's Journey without fetishizing the Hero's Journey (unlike the majority of films that use it)

    40. Re:Wow by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      If you haven't seen it yet, don't expect any *spoiler alerts*, I think there's a shelf life for those. Have you seen Citizen Kane? *spoiler alert* Rosebud is a sled.

    41. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No; 'modern art' is still pretty horrible. I'd recommend watching the Mona Lisa Curse.

    42. Re:Wow by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I misremembered. I was having a brain fart this morning, I actually intended to put Alan Dershowitz (which I'm 99% sure I've misspelt) instead of Sharpton but couldn't remember his name for anything. At least I got Ms Post's first name right.

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    43. Re:Wow by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If you rate based on entertainment value divided by production cost, Plan 9 rates extremely high and Revenge of the Sith approaches 0 .

    44. Re:Wow by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Back when Episode 1 was released on DVD, one of the behind the scenes things had George Lucas saying that "Jar-jar is the key to all this" or something like that.

      That's because Jar-Jar is actually Darth Plagueis, Sidious's master and Anakin's father. It's revealed in the Limited Remastered Extended Edition. Which is Fridge Brilliance, really: why does Anakin act so akwardly? He doesn't, really, it just seems that way because he's half alien and so half his body language goes whoosh over our heads. Portraying the inhumanity so well is actually quite ingenious work by Hayden Christensen.

      Episodes 7-9 will be all about Jar-Jar/Darth Plagueis, the real Big Bad of the series, resurfacing and getting serious. "Meesa think yoosa gonna die now."

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    45. Re:Wow by McFortner · · Score: 1

      "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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    46. Re:Wow by slaughts · · Score: 1

      What? Please put *SPOILERT ALERT* next time.

    47. Re:Wow by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Bruce Willis is a ghost the whole time!

      *SPOILER ALERT*

      I think I'm getting the hang of this.

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    48. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahahahahha fucking priceless!!!

    49. Re:Wow by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      grand-scale epics: Harry Potter and every Disney feature length animation ever made..

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    50. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In her defence (seriously, why bother, but anyway): she's talking about visual arts. So imagine watching the film with no sound or subtitles and no prior knowledge of any of the characters.

      This may be a controversial opinion, but I think if you exclude everything script-related, Episide III isn't that bad.

    51. Re:Wow by flyneye · · Score: 1

      But the part of it all that she missed is that Lucas got all his ideas from the Butthole Surfers. The very essence of Lucas distilled by an Independent Worm Saloon.
      Behold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUUt25IXD6g

      Whatcha doin?

      Chewin' Chocolate

      Where'd you get it?

      Doggy dropped it....

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    52. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Art critics like their slide shows. An actual film with an ending scene is too to the point for them.

    53. Re:Wow by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      If you haven't seen it yet, don't expect any *spoiler alerts*, I think there's a shelf life for those. Have you seen Citizen Kane? *spoiler alert* Rosebud is a sled.

      Yeah but everyone remembers the Citizen Kane early 80s saturday morning cartoon featuring Rosebud the talking magic sled.

    54. Re:Wow by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      You mean the first scene in 2012? With Tom Hanks as some author, and he was at a party? Without giving away too much, I thought the other guy was also an author, not a critic.

      *MINOR MINOR SPOILERS BELOW*

      He was the literary critic, and it was his published critique that Hanks's character blamed for the failure of his book.

    55. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just cruel to the fair people of the New York art scene.

    56. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought he was there to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor

  2. How much is Disney paying her? by schwit1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That or she's into some nasty nose candy.

    1. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by SirGarlon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or maybe she's just saying all the other art of this generation is complete garbage that's even worse than Revenge of the Sith.

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    2. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by somersault · · Score: 1

      The scene from Kung Fu Panda where Grand Master Oogway ascends is one of the prettiest things I've ever seen, and is quite moving too.

      If she hasn't found good art in this generation, she's simply not looking hard enough.

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    3. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Informative
      From reading part of TFA (I don't know why I bothered) that seems to be the case:

      Yes, the long finale of Revenge of the Sith has more inherent artistic value, emotional power, and global impact than anything by the artists you name. It's because the art world has flat-lined and become an echo chamber of received opinion and toxic over-praise. It's like the emperor's new clothes—people are too intimidated to admit what they secretly think or what they might think with their blinders off.

      Interestingly, she says other arts, videogames specifically, are doing much better. So it's probably more a hyperbole to shock the art world into, I don't know, getting better, than something she actually thinks is true.

    4. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The scene from Kung Fu Panda where Grand Master Oogway ascends is one of the prettiest things I've ever seen, and is quite moving too.

      If she hasn't found good art in this generation, she's simply not looking hard enough.

      If I turn on the Disney Channel and watch some random teenage sitcom it's greater fucking art than anything George Lucas ever made. And I hate Disney.

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    5. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by tehcyder · · Score: 2
      She's doing the intellectual equivalent of the would-be trendy dad who grows a goatee and listens to Justin Bieber in the belief that he's staying in touch with the young generation.

      Incidentally, it's perfectly fucking obvious why videogames are doing much better artistically: it's because the previous generation's masterpieces were things like Tetris and Pacman, which are fun games but with limited artistic depth.

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    6. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always thought ET for the Atari 2600 was art, because I really didn't get it.

    7. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by somersault · · Score: 1

      I've never even heard of her before, but to me it sounds like it's not really meant to accomplish anything other than shocking people into paying her lots of money to do interviews. The part where she "explains" why she didn't include any "world art" in her book is so much bullshit. She's got a fair set of blinders on herself.

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    8. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking awesome comment.

    9. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      I won that game. Fall down hole, find a part, levitate out. I kept playing hoping it was worth it. Sadly.. it wasn't. It shows that even aliens have crappy jobs to do.

    10. Re:How much is Disney paying her? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      E.T. was a perfectly fine game for the Atari 2600. The problem wasn't the game. It was the gamers. The novelty of video games at home had worn off. People were demanding more. The Atari 2600 just wasn't able to provide more. Compare E.T. to Space Invaders. E.T. smashed Space Invaders in terms of depth of play and graphics quality. The difference is that Space Invaders came out before people had tired of the 2600. The other problem is that the cartridges were massively over produced for the demand of the time. We now know that you don't expect record sales on an EOL platform, even if it is based on a really popular movie.

  3. No. by Sasayaki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, I get it. Art is subjective. Sometimes someone's "best movie ever" is another's pukeorama. I know this.

    But, no.

    Just no.

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    1. Re:No. by Jetra · · Score: 1

      I think movies are more personal than objective. I don't really watch movies because their artistic, I watch them because I like to imagine myself as part of the experience.

      Also, I liked Attack of the Clones. Most people give me a stupid look, I give them a confused look right back. Fanatics say that it was terrible because of Jar Jar Binx, but I looked past the humor and enjoyed the story far more.

    2. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What story? There were just a bunch of walking cardboard cutouts and CG clones.

    3. Re:No. by kdataman · · Score: 1

      What you or I like is subjective.
      But what makes art great has somewhat criteria beyond personal preferences, as I wrote up here:

      http://www.kensken.com/archives/52

    4. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I liked Attack of the Clones. Most people give me a stupid look, I give them a confused look right back. Fanatics say that it was terrible because of Jar Jar Binx, but I looked past the humor and enjoyed the story far more.

      For what it's worth, I agree with you completely--Attack of the Clones was best film of the three prequels. Unfortunately, my friends seem to agree with your friends, and act as though I'm suffering from a severe lack of judgement.

    5. Re:No. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe she defines "our generation" as "people who were 5 when the movie came out, and still think like 5-year-olds".

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    6. Re:No. by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree completely. The red-brownish turd was by far the best of all three turds.

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    7. Re:No. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I'm mostly with you on AotC, aside from the giant tic love scene and a few scenes with horrid directing/bad acting i really liked it.

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    8. Re:No. by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      a few scenes with horrid directing/bad acting

      Uhm, but isn't that all of them?

      These reviews basically scientifically prove how much the prequels suck: http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/

    9. Re:No. by OakDragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      But, no.

      Just no.

      I think you mean :

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    10. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and a few scenes with horrid directing/bad acting

      Only a few? Don't you mean basically every scene that Hayden Christiansen was in which is a large chunk of the movie?

      "Oh...Padme...I...love you. Oh...Anakin... I love... you too."

      Most of Attack of the Clones looked like a bunch of people doing their worst impersonations of William Shatner.

    11. Re:No. by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

      Right. I was slumming at Rotten Tomatoes, and ran across a post a few years back stating that the Scott Pilgrim movie was "best movie ever". My tricorder didn't detect even a hint of sarcasm. No disrespect intended, but I'd place that person's age at somewhere between 13 and 17. I really wish there was someway to verify the age of the poster.

      At any rate, I can guarantee you that when they grown up (emotionally, mentally), that film may still touch their heart, but it will have dropped down a few notches or more in their top ten.

    12. Re:No. by tgd · · Score: 1

      I think movies are more personal than objective. I don't really watch movies because their artistic, I watch them because I like to imagine myself as part of the experience.

      That works better with things like porn and anything with Scarlett Johansson, not so much for things like Saving Private Ryan and anything with Will Farrell.

    13. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's complete nonsense. There is no way to objectively say what is "great."

    14. Re:No. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      It looks like you just arbitrarily decided that your own standards are capable of objectively qualifying the quality of a piece of art. At any rate, I didn't see any proof that the matter is objective.

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    15. Re:No. by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      May not be the best ever, but at least it is superbly edited and very refreshing since it's quite unique in a few ways. Even if they were words of a 13 year-old, they carry way more value than the ones from TFA's 65 year-old professor.

    16. Re:No. by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      I think you mean noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    17. Re:No. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly, this was suppose to be the big emotional moment. When I saw this I just started laughing at it

      Besides I never really had a feeling from the move from the Light side of the Jedi to the Dark Side of the sith.

      Emperor: I am the Sith Lord, Join Me.
      Skywalker: OK, let me kill Samuel Jackson, then a bunch of helpless kids to show that I really crossed into the dark side.

        If it were artistic you would have had a series of moral quest where you slowly cross the line.

      Heck War Craft 3 had a better story arch of turning the good guy to the bad guy.

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    18. Re:No. by leadfoot · · Score: 1

      Great first line!

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    19. Re:No. by Vasheron · · Score: 1
    20. Re:No. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      One of the things I learned in my college year - which quite annoyed me - is that art is more than just aesthetics and enjoyment. Art is something that is created and evokes a reaction. Few can say that the 3 newer Star Wars didn't evoke a huge reaction, particularly to a character like Jar Jar.

      Although I want art to just be pretty stuff, and enjoyable stuff, apparently that's just not how it is.

    21. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think you mean:

      DO NOT WANT

      (from Backstroke of the West. The TRUE Revenge of the Sith.)

    22. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The scene where Mace confronts Palpatine with the worst 3 jedi knights on the planet makes me grit my teeth everytime I see it.
      It could had been a total kick ass fight scene of four against one, surpassing the Darth Maul duel in episode I. But instead Lucas wimped out.

    23. Re:No. by thinsoldier · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I was 30 when I watched it and it's in my top 10 list of awesome movies that I'll probably only watch once. I'm also considering adding it to the list of movies I'll definitely watch if it's on cable when I can't find anything else to watch.

    24. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought those scenes were quite realistic. Thats how my partner and I talk when together...

    25. Re:No. by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that... I've recently ranted about that. How awful a think to write -- that Anakin's ultimate fall to the Dark side was just the Emperor telling him the Dark side isn't actually all that bad, that it's not evil -- but hey, the JEDI are evil! So go KILL A BUNCH OF CHILDREN WHO TRUST YOU!

      And Anakin's all "Oh, yeah, you're probably right. Hey, brb lemme get these kids! GO GO GOOD GUYS!"

      It's not even a Sandpeople-type thing. They killed his mom, he got mad. Ok, that's bad -- but understandable. For him to suddenly go from being a good guy to killing children just because the Emperor tells him it's OK?

      I can only suppose George Lucas doesn't see children-killing as something really all that awful, not the sort of thing that would shock anyone into realizing that the person suggesting the children-murder is a Bad Dude.

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    26. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

    27. Re:No. by ZombieThoughts · · Score: 1

      Oh god. Hilarious. You're already at plus five, thankfully. I didn't even need mod points.

    28. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, no.

      Just no.

      I think you mean :

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

      I think you mean: "Do not want!"

    29. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watch them because I like to imagine myself as part of the Will Farrell experience.

      Good god.

    30. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are elements that make art work (the whole of composition, the flow of lines, colors, line weight, etc), and many artists spend a lot of time studying these. But personal preference and experience plays a big role in the perceiver of the art, and someone could argue that without the observer, art does not exist.

    31. Re:No. by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      That's because they cut out the scene where the emperor describes the 401K plan and stock options.

    32. Re:No. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      At any rate, I can guarantee you that when they grown up (emotionally, mentally), that film may still touch their heart, but it will have dropped down a few notches or more in their top ten.

      I don't believe that claiming that someone may agree with you at some unspecified point in the future is useful at all; doubly so when you do it because someone enjoys something that you don't enjoy as much as him/her. Perhaps it is you who needs to 'grow up' for not enjoying something as much as other people do; did you consider that?

      Or what if people just tend to have different opinions and likes/dislikes, and it has nothing to do with being "grown up"? Well, unless you involve a magical opinion fairy, or your comment wasn't serious...

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    33. Re:No. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I think most people would have thought the 3 prequels were fine movies if they had not been labeled "Star Wars". The problem is that OK movies hit the theaters wearing the name badge of a movie series that really did 'define a generation'.

    34. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Logic failure pal - you list your criteria for 'greatness' as follows:

      Powerful – It has an affect on your mind and emotions and is compelling.
              Accessible – The affect it has on you is worth the effort you put into appreciating it.
              Elevating - When it moves you, it moves you toward personal growth.
              Universal – It can move people from different cultures and different time periods.
              Perennial - It has the same power the second and third time you experience it.

      4 out of 5 of those are entirely subjective, different from person to person - the 5th, the 'universal' criteria, is phrased differently in places throughout your article, so it's difficult to know even what you mean by that - if you mean truly universal, then that is downright impossible, as there has never been a truly universal idea, and never will be unless the human population is reduced to less than 3 people - if you mean merely that it 'moves some from some different cultures and different time periods, then ok but that is still subjective.

      The overall result of the these criteria can only be subjective, as there isn't a single, feasible objective criteria among them.

    35. Re:No. by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Art is subjective.

      This is false, so you don't get it. Art can be entertainment, but isn't necessarily entertainment. Entertainment can be art, but isn't necessarily art.

      Most people's 'best movie ever' isn't even an attempt to create art.

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    36. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually an excellent example, your mention of wc3. They did a great job of having Arthas slide down a slope from righteous paladin to bloody thirsty murderous cocksucker. It was gradual and believable in my opinion.

    37. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This was the crucial FAIL for me. That movie should have been all about HOW Anakin turned to the Dark Side. Instead it just SHOWED us him turning to the Dark Side with nary a reason. Sure, he had dreams of Padme's death and the Emperor promised him a bag of tricks to save Padme, but that doesn't explain why he turned to the Dark Side. That only shows that he wanted the Emperor's bag of tricks in order to save Padme and A) that he believes in dreams, which is stupid and B) that he buys that the Emperor, or anyone, has the secret to eternal life (which is also stupid).

      No, what SHOULD have been done was for Anakin to give in to his jealous rage when he suspects an affair between Padme and Obi-Wan (nothing like a good ol' love triangle and parallels the tale of King Arthur). Then he does something unforgivable: he nearly kills Padme. Unable to face up to what he's done, he gives in to his darkest aspect because it makes him feel strong when his conscience is telling him he should be repentant and weak (egged on by the Emp, of course). Cue the fight with Obi-Wan that seals the breach.

      My god, that could've been such a good movie. Such an epically-wasted opportunity.

    38. Re:No. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      WARNING: Only watch Red Letter Media's works if you want to watch a movie review that is as long as the movie he's reviewing.

      His Star Wars reviews are fantastic (even if he does get a little too distracted with woman-killing jokes the further into the reviews that you get) and display a surprising understanding of movie artistry and story construction and character interaction.

    39. Re:No. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I think most people would have thought the 3 prequels were fine movies if they had not been labeled "Star Wars". The problem is that OK movies hit the theaters wearing the name badge of a movie series that really did 'define a generation'.

      The movies would have simply been forgettable instead of infamous if they had not been labeled Star Wars. Forgettable big-budget extravaganzas, like Van Helsing.

    40. Re:No. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Besides I never really had a feeling from the move from the Light side of the Jedi to the Dark Side of the sith.

      To be fair, he did start the slide early on in Attack of the Clones where he massacred an entire village, something Padme knew about, but then seemed to promptly forget, or not care about.

    41. Re:No. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Scott Pilgrim is a fine movie, a greatly underrated movie. The Best Movie? Naahh.. not even the best geek movie of that year. But it's a quite decent movie.

    42. Re:No. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can go with that. They would be the kind of movies that if you saw them as a matinee, you wouldn't be pissed that you spent the money to go and years later, when it popped up on Saturday afternoon TV, you might let it run in the background as you did other stuff. Just not something that you would go out of your way to see.

    43. Re:No. by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      I like to fuck my cat.

    44. Re:No. by kdataman · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call these 'my' standards or arbitrary. I think the qualities I listed are pretty universal concepts, if not self evident. Can you suggest any improvements?
      Also, maybe it isn't as objective as a tape measure, but I think what I have written allows us to be less subjective and compare works in ways that are somewhat measurable, and beyond our personal preferences.

    45. Re:No. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I think the qualities I listed are pretty universal concepts, if not self evident.

      Did the magical opinion fairy tell you that? All of those standards you listed are completely subjective.

      Can you suggest any improvements?

      Absolutely. If you're going to claim that something is objective, it would help if you proved that it is objective.

      My opinion is that we don't need any 'objective' standards; just view/watch/play/read what you like.

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    46. Re:No. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      All of those standards you listed are completely subjective.

      More or less, anyway. Any piece of art has the potential to satisfy the "universal" standard; it just depends on how cultures currently react to it and how cultures in different time periods would react to it.

      But you cannot take these arbitrary standards and say that they make a piece of art objectively great if it satisfies them. The other four standards vary from person to person, so they're all subjective to begin with. Pretty much what that AC said below my post.

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  4. Ha Ha by ebcdic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot trolled by feminist academic.

    1. Re:Ha Ha by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I was thinking, brings to mind a quote I don't quite remember the exact details of, talking about shooting a gun to see who jumps.

      So much of our mass media these days are just professional trolls who just take a contracdictory opinion to feed their bank account from the attention: Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, countless pundits, etcera. The whole 2012 election coverage was a farce to make it seem like there was an actual photofinish race vs a marathon where one guy was lagging a mile behind. Or CopperCab on Youtube.

      I don't understand why people fall for the tactic again and again. So the worst is the lady may actually believe this, does anyone take the argument seriously? No, then move on and don't give her attentions/book sales/whatever either way.

    2. Re:Ha Ha by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 2

      Like we're giving her any attention. This. Is. SLASHDOT! She's just a reminder of an excuse (RotS) for us to vent our collective rage/smartassery. We won't remember her in twenty minutes, except as a tiny extra layer of righteous indignation should we accidentally encounter RotS again.

    3. Re:Ha Ha by Bodhammer · · Score: 1

      Han Solo shot first...

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    4. Re:Ha Ha by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      I feel I should point out that Paglia's identification as a feminist is a matter of some debate. She lays claim to being a "dissident feminist", which as nearly as I can tell is about as uncontroversial as claiming you're a "Jew for Jesus."

    5. Re:Ha Ha by supercrisp · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points today. Paglia writes in my field, more or less, and I read her first two or three books, which were/are bullshit, but which impacted me a lot back when I was young and dumb. Anyway, yes, based on the reviews of this current book, it's an extended troll aimed at the art world. So, oddly, enough she's more or less on the same page of the people here pulling the smarter-than-thou/well-actually schtick.

    6. Re:Ha Ha by EWAdams · · Score: 1

      Camille Paglia isn't even remotely a feminist. She's a cock-worshiping lesbian, i.e. a traitor.

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  5. Well, at least it will get page views by mbone · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is that I might have bought this before the three prequels came out.

  6. What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    1. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should have seen the rough draft. It was a steaming pile of sith.

    2. Re:What?! by blind+biker · · Score: 2

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

      Some random text to avoid Slashdot's "Lameness filter". I wish you all a good day and may a horde of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch in the nearest future.

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    3. Re:What?! by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      I only got one thing to say:

      Live long and prosper!

  7. Is this fightback against its bad reputation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Revenge of Revenge of the Sith?

  8. Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's the problem, none of them really "our generation".

  9. "art critic says" by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Enough said. Always been a fan of the bonkers commentary that Brian Sewell comes out with myself.

    1. Re:"art critic says" by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      From History of the World, Part I:
      "Even in most primitive man, the need to create was part of his nature. This need, this talent clearly separated early man from animals, who would never know this gift. And here, in a cave about 2 million years ago, the first artist was born. [a drawing of a buffalo is shown, and a proud artist] And, of course, with the birth of the artist, came the inevitable afterbirth... the critic. [the critic urinates on the drawing]"

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    2. Re:"art critic says" by oobayly · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, Brian Sewell (who insists on calling Mary Magdalen, the woman, not the college, Mary Maudlin) is absolute proof that critics are failed artists.

    3. Re:"art critic says" by fatphil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He comes out with some nonsense, but I quite like - and agree with - a lot of what Sewell says. A lot of people in the art world are so puffed up and do need puncturing, I don't see why Brian should have less right to do that than anyone else. I don't think the accusations of hypocrisy are fair - for example he's not just an art critic, he's an artist himself, and when asked why he didn't have any exhibitions he said something like "why would anyone want to see what I've done?". He probably wishes other artists had the same respect for others.

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  10. It's not that stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah ok, not that film!

    But read the article, its basically saying all the creativity these days goes into movies and video game art, not into more traditional art which is becoming old and stale. And she's likely correct.

  11. Nonsense ! by alexhs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nonsense ! YouTube Charts tells me that Psy, Justin Bieber and Jennifer Lopez are the greatest artists !

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  12. Greater Artist by SJHillman · · Score: 1

    I once knew a kid who, whether through a mental disability or through general weirdness, liked to smear his poop around places in public. I would consider him a greater artist than George Lucas, except for the fact his works could be considered an imitation of Revenge of the Sith.

    1. Re:Greater Artist by Alter_3d · · Score: 1

      I once knew a kid who, whether through a mental disability or through general weirdness, liked to smear his poop around places in public. I would consider him a greater artist than George Lucas, except for the fact his works could be considered an imitation of Revenge of the Sith.

      Michael Bay?

      Oh, you said greater artist.... never mind

  13. She's just trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is just classic trolling. I'm surprised (a) that people take her seriously, and (b) someone of her stature would do this for attention.

  14. I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...she gets a refund for her failed Master/PhD study.

    Seriously. What a joke /sheldoncooperquoteregardinghowardwollowitz

  15. 5 words on the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Die Jar Jar Binks, die!

    1. Re:5 words on the subject by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Jar Jar Binks, The?

    2. Re:5 words on the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No one who speaks german could possibly be evil!

  16. I hereby declare "Gangnam Style" the greatest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I am worthy of my own Slashdot article.

    1. Re:I hereby declare "Gangnam Style" the greatest. by xtal · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it got more views already than the latest three Star Wars movies put together. :)

      The fact I can describe the Gangham video scene by scene from memory and not Lucas's latest blasphemy doens't bode well for the author's hypothesis.

      Of course there's more crap out there. There's billions more people! There should be (and is) more great stuff too. You just need to look harder.

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    2. Re:I hereby declare "Gangnam Style" the greatest. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The video for Gangnam Style has more visual wit and originality than all of Lucas's films put together.

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  17. Critics need an opinion by captainpanic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If art critics and movie critics would just blindly follow the popular opinions, there would not be much point in having them around.
    We can check what's in the IMDB Top 250 without needing their help.

    Same with Picasso... I'd much rather look at a peaceful picture of mountains than his morbid creations. It takes a critic to like it.

    1. Re:Critics need an opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If art critics and movie critics would just blindly follow the popular opinions, there would not be much point in having them around.
      We can check what's in the IMDB Top 250 without needing their help.

      Same with Picasso... I'd much rather look at a peaceful picture of mountains than his morbid creations. It takes a critic to like it.

      No, not really. Your own statement shows that his art is better because it evokes a stronger emotion within you than all the landscapes which you can't remember specifically. "Better" doesn't always mean that you find more enjoyment or happiness in it.

    2. Re:Critics need an opinion by bsane · · Score: 2

      Better doesn't mean 'evokes a stronger emotion' either...

      Its all subject.

    3. Re:Critics need an opinion by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Same with Picasso... I'd much rather look at a peaceful picture of mountains than his morbid creations. It takes a critic to like it.

      No, it doesn't. Art isn't just "hello clouds, hello sky".

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    4. Re:Critics need an opinion by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Art isn't just "hello clouds, hello sky".

      No, there's also happy little trees.

    5. Re:Critics need an opinion by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. Art isn't just "hello clouds, hello sky".

      The ghost of Bob Ross disagrees with you.

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    6. Re:Critics need an opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take Picasso over Thomas Kinkade any day.

    7. Re:Critics need an opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same with Picasso... I'd much rather look at a peaceful picture of mountains than his morbid creations. It takes a critic to like it.

      So millions of people visit museums of modern art ( present in almost ever major western city and of which a Picasso piece will often be one of the major display pieces) because only critics like Picasso?

      Maybe you should just accept that people have different tastes than you.

  18. What a load. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any so-called art critic and professor who wants to put George Lucas next to William Shakespeare needs to just drive off a cliff.

    Yeah, the Star Wars universe is pretty awesome, but it's hardly a cultural masterpiece that stands alongside works of art hanging in the Louvre.

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    1. Re:What a load. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the Star Wars universe is pretty awesome, but it's hardly a cultural masterpiece that stands alongside works of art hanging in the Louvre.

      And for fucks sake give some credit to Irvin Kershner and name ESB instead of RotS!

    2. Re:What a load. by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

      Right, because all artists, especially the classical ones, are well-regarded in their lifetime. Their work automatically becomes cultural canon. Not.

    3. Re:What a load. by znanue · · Score: 3, Interesting

      George Lucas blows Shakespeare out of the water in a couple of ways. He engages the imagination in a way that Shakespeare just doesn't. Imaginative panoramas, gadgets, events, forces to the universe, and all that is the cluttered sci-fi visuals of his movies. He doesn't have Shakespeare's wit, nor his ability to tell a tale of someone else's sound and fury in a way that makes it personal, etc. But, now I think we're comparing one type of artist to another. People are comparing Lucas to writers and to painters, which is a shame. I wouldn't even compare him to most other directors, because his achievement, and it is one, is not related to most of that.

      Another comment suggested that only 5 year olds and those that think like them would appreciate Lucas. Are we not supposed to retain a childlike portion of our identity growing up into adulthood? Isn't there a reason for this? Shakespeare most often pleases the adult in me, but very few have engaged the child in me and its sense of wonder in any close to the degree of Lucas, and I do not think it was an easy feat.

      Lucas is a phenomenal artist, but not in the way that we laud most artists. And, not in some obscure academic way either. He created an intriguing universe where I want to spin my own stories.

      Z

    4. Re:What a load. by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      Another comment suggested that only 5 year olds and those that think like them would appreciate Lucas. Are we not supposed to retain a childlike portion of our identity growing up into adulthood?

      Yes, but the one that makes you like the prequels is the same one responsible for eating buggers and drooling.

    5. Re:What a load. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Shakespeare is overrated. Nothing but 17th century soap opera.

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    6. Re:What a load. by icebraining · · Score: 2

      Imaginative panoramas, gadgets, events, forces to the universe, and all that is the cluttered sci-fi visuals of his movies.

      90% of SF works involve all of that, and there are plenty SF artists who can write good stories with those elements. Lucas' work is just not that great; it's just entertaining. Which isn't bad, mind you; it's just not great art.

    7. Re:What a load. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Au contraire, some of them were written in the 16th century.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_William_Shakespeare's_plays

    8. Re:What a load. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Witty soap. It's hard to read it hearing some of the idioms we now use daily as if it was for the first time. A lot of phrases in his work are Shakespeare originals, but sound very cliche because that's what they've become since. Even the concept of a "Wild goose chase" is his own.

    9. Re:What a load. by polar+red · · Score: 1

      star wars is NOT SF

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    10. Re:What a load. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any so-called art critic and professor who wants to put George Lucas next to William Shakespeare needs to just drive off a cliff.

      Yeah, the Star Wars universe is pretty awesome, but it's hardly a cultural masterpiece that stands alongside works of art hanging in the Louvre.

      Star Wars: A New Hope is the movie that set the standard for visual effects for the 80's and 90's, and the prequel trilogy kept pace with the effects through the 00's. The Star Wars series, is also one of the defining works in the "Space Opera" genera. It has had an extreme impact on modern culture. Pick any person off the street in the U.S. and they've probably seen Star Wars, and they definitely recognize several iconic characters or scenes even if they haven't actually seen the movie (this is even true for people born decades after the movie's release.)

      Comparison with Shakespeare is not out of line.

    11. Re:What a load. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Any so-called art critic and professor who wants to put George Lucas next to William Shakespeare needs to just drive off a cliff.

      LOL what? Shakespeare wasn't writing the high literature of his time. He was a playwright writing to entertain anyone who could scrape together a few pence to go to a theatre.

    12. Re:What a load. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew somebody would mention Shakespeare. There seems to be a general consensus that "the Bard" in his day was... wait for it... popular. Oh, the horror. There also seems to be wide agreement that his plays were attended by the full spectrum of classes. Attending shows was considered immoral by the Puritans. Of course we can't go back in time; but I think it's a safe bet that while many people liked his plays, most didn't regard them as high art. I bet there were also some critics who thought it was trash. Yes. Trash.

      It's a shame we can't see how this works out in several 100 years. FWIW, I can see episodes IV-VI being the great art of a generation; but the CGI I-III crap? I gave up on the franchise after Episode I came out. Yeah that's right. I never sat in a theater for II or III and I don't miss it.

    13. Re:What a load. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what people said about Pollock fifty years ago.

    14. Re:What a load. by ZombieThoughts · · Score: 1

      How is it not Science Fantasy? /sarcasm

    15. Re:What a load. by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      Shakespeare, the King James Bible, the Sistine Chapel, Beethoven's symphonies, the Seven Samurai (to pick a few random great works) have all clearly influenced follow on work in their fields.

      Where's the evidence that Revenge of the Sith has influence future art in an arguably positive manner?

      Frank Sinatra's singing career, Jerry Lewis, and the Mickey Mouse Club were all very popular in their day, but I think they will be rated flashes in the pan because they lacked an enduring influence. Where is the hip new art with clear Sith influences?

    16. Re:What a load. by khallow · · Score: 1

      He engages the imagination in a way that Shakespeare just doesn't. Imaginative panoramas, gadgets, events, forces to the universe, and all that is the cluttered sci-fi visuals of his movies.

      Ok, how does that engage the imagination? I'll just point out that various Shakespeare plays had that sort of thing as well. For example, the Tempest which had an exotic tropical locale (imaginative panoramas), sorcery (the gadgets/forces to the universe), events (events), and a story that engages you beyond the five year old level.

    17. Re:What a load. by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Lucas is a phenomenal artist, but not in the way that we laud most artists. And, not in some obscure academic way either. He created an intriguing universe where I want to spin my own stories.

      I see your point... but Episode III? Noooooooo. ;)

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  19. How do I troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Srsly, how do I troll?

    1. Re:How do I troll? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Srsly, how do I troll?

      You post a long, superficially well reasoned argument that she's right.

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    2. Re:How do I troll? by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      How's this then?

      1) Great art, as defined by the generation experiencing it, is what that generation is willing to pay for.
      2) Revenge of the Sith made nearly a billion dollars in revenue
      3) Obviously Revenge of the Sith is the type of art that this generation places the most value on. Along with Transformers 1 2 and 3, Ice Age 3, etc etc

      (Incidentally, where the argument fails is that there are other high grossing movies that could easily be chosen following the same argument. Avatar was at least 'pretty' if absolutely formulaic. Some of the Pixar and Disney animated movies really are works of art and grossed higher. Plus, what the average teenager is willing to spend money to go see is a terrible, terrible way to gauge the value of a work)

    3. Re:How do I troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC for moderation's sake. My immediate retort would have been to ask if the quality of art is really determined in any factor by how commercially successful it is. I'm pretty sure that fails most "avant-garde" art critic tests. That is, it's popular and mainstream, thus it can't be "good" art.

      Ultimately though, I'd say that the article and original critic here is the troll itself.

    4. Re:How do I troll? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      AC for moderation's sake. My immediate retort would have been to ask if the quality of art is really determined in any factor by how commercially successful it is. I'm pretty sure that fails most "avant-garde" art critic tests. That is, it's popular and mainstream, thus it can't be "good" art.

      But everyone here hates it, so maybe it *is* avant-garde art.

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  20. Pulp Fiction by invid · · Score: 0

    While I agree that our highest art right now is the movies, I would put Quentin Tarantino down as the greatest artist.

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    1. Re:Pulp Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would put Quentin Tarantino down as the greatest artist.

      While I am a fan of QT's films, part of my fandom is from the knowledge that he's massively influenced by a great many other film makers that I admire (influenced to the point of ripping off - or paying homage, depending on what side of the fence you're on). With that said, could someone as arguably unoriginal as QT really be considered the greatest artist in the medium of film?

    2. Re:Pulp Fiction by invid · · Score: 2

      Yes. (I would site examples of the derivative nature of other great artist's works (Shakespeare, da Vinci), but I have to get back to work.)

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    3. Re:Pulp Fiction by ApplePy · · Score: 1

      Surely you jest. Tarantino is to film what Pollack is to art, Bieber to music, Libeskind to architecture, and that guy who designed Steve Jobs's yacht to boat design. "Tarantino" is Italian for "twat", isn't it? But I keep thinking art is supposed to be about beauty, rather than foisting offensive twaddle on an undiscerning public to rave reviews by newspaper columnists who couldn't make it in real journalism. Silly me.

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      That I'm right, and you don't like it, doesn't mean I'm a troll.
  21. Free publicity by Allicorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Entire Star Wars section added solely to gain publicity for the rest of the work.

    Mission accomplished.

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  22. Retarded critic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I had to triple check the movie title due to my disbelief. What kind of moron would say that? The acting was awful, the art was laughable, storyline was boring, and the pacing was horrible. It was the second worse movie of the 6 just after episode 1, and has almost ruined Star Wars in my mind as a die hard fan.

    The concept a critic would even give it a thumbs up, let along make this statement is both laughable and appalling.

    1. Re:Retarded critic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean you won't go see Ep7 when it comes out?

    2. Re:Retarded critic? by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      dunno about you, but I intend to wait until it shows up in the local library's DVD/BluRay collection, and then continue not going to that part of the library.

  23. What... the.... FUCK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing starwars that is the greatest work of anything. Unless its marketing.

    This man Camille Paglia is a moron.

  24. Devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Criticism is most valuable when it tells you something you don't know. What could be more unknown than the opposite of an "obvious" unpopular opinion? Perhaps inventing reasonable arguments contrary to the consensus on a piece of art can lead to meaningful new ways of interpreting it, no matter how apparently correct the consensus may be.

    Of course, the critic might not be doing any of that. I probably didn't read the article, much like this critic probably didn't watch the movie. I'm just inventing a reasonable argument contrary to the consensus, you see...

  25. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... you are saying that "our generation" just really sucks?

  26. Copies by ebonum · · Score: 2

    Actually, you can know how good a work of art is in objective terms. Just look at how many people copy it. Take a painting from 1700's. The ones that were most heavily copied in their day were the most influential. The ones that were still being copied in the 1800's could be seen as great art.

    How many people have copied ''Revenge of the Sith'. I know I saw it, but I don't even remember it. During Halloween you still see kids copying the first three movies. The 1977-1983 movies.

    1. Re:Copies by dalias · · Score: 2

      Depends on whether you count BitTorrent...

    2. Re:Copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This holds true in every case where "good" is used to mean "how many people copy it," but the statement is not evidently true in itself.

      Is the first smiley face the best art in history? (Or is it no longer being copied in favor of derivatives?) Is the Christian cross terrific art, or are only particular, traceable versions of it good art? Is something bad art until its artist dies, at which point copies shoot up and it becomes much better art?

      There may be hidden premises supporting your assertion you would do well to unravel and explore.

    3. Re:Copies by ledow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My definition of how "arty" something is, to counteract all the shite that I see pushed as art, is thus:

      "The amount of skill needed to reproduce the piece given the same time, materials and techniques."

      So a square of splatty paint on a bit of canvas that the artist pondered over for a decade isn't very arty at all. 5-year-olds could copy it. Michaelangelo's David? That's a serious piece of art that's incredibly difficult to make. Sure, you could mould it or 3D print it or laser-scan it and then even CNC it, but it would take an artist (a proper one!) to make it using only the same methods / materials as it was originally produced with.

      Similarly, splatting a bit of moondust or graphite sheets on a canvas and calling it art is stretching it because GIVEN those materials, the arrangement of them isn't anything fabulous. They *can* be highly-skilled art, but there the art is in the skill, not the materials, and the higher-skill, the harder to reproduce given those materials, no matter how rare they are.

      This (to me) helpfully eradicates all of the shite that pretends to be art (especially the "interpretive" art where you're supposed to appreciate the message more than the delivery - pretty much everything since Picasso) while keeping all the classics, the masters and the geniuses firmly in their age-old deserved places.

      By that definition, given a budget as large as the movie had, given the computer technology and everything else that was there, how hard would it be to generate something like that movie (or so similar as to be indistinguishable)? I don't think it would be as tricky as George Lucas would like to make out. Maybe *I* couldn't do it, but certainly any director of merit probably could pull it off quite easily.

      The best artists I see today are putting work online for free, scrabbling for space on street corners, and selling things that must take them FOREVER to make for a few pounds on etsy or from their back yard or similar.

      The best artist I've seen lately was some old guy I found living in a house in the Highlands (a turning in Erogie, near Inverness, Scotland, marked as "Art Gallery" on a scrap of paper by the side of the road, you can't miss it - there are about four houses in the town, and after you've driven 2 miles following those signs off-road through fields, over bridges, past farms, etc. and there's NOTHING else but those signs until you end up in front of his ramshackle house with a yappy little dog excited to see ANYONE, that's the guy!), who sells some beautiful "classic" paintings of things like stags and deer for a pittance out of his back bedroom.

      Out of the thousands of "galleries" around that area, his was the only one that wasn't mass-produced, didn't have 10,000 prints of an actual nice painting (being the only thing really worth the money in most places, in my opinion), and had things that you actually had to whistle in disbelief when you saw the skill and time that had gone into it.

      I can't believe people will spend an hour in some posh art gallery down the road, spending thousands while looking at the millionth print of a photograph someone took of the local scenery (it's really NOT that hard to take a photograph of nice scenery in that area, and then print it out) and the crudely Photoshopped to remove the huge electricity pylons that were in it, rather than go look at the old guy at work (hell, just his conversation is worth the price of the paintings).

      It's not how many people copy it, it's not how long it took you to make, it's not what name it has on the bottom, it's not even how much it cost. It's how hard it would be to reproduce using the same material, techniques and time as the original creator did.

      And by that definition, the "first" episode of the Star Wars trilogy (chronologically) is probably more arty than all the newer prequels put together. But where they come on the same scale as everything else is probably floating around the same rating as The Blair Witch Project.

    4. Re:Copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This holds true in every case where "good" is used to mean "how many people copy it," but the statement is not evidently true in itself.

      Is the first smiley face the best art in history? (Or is it no longer being copied in favor of derivatives?) Is the Christian cross terrific art, or are only particular, traceable versions of it good art? Is something bad art until its artist dies, at which point copies shoot up and it becomes much better art?

      There may be hidden premises supporting your assertion you would do well to unravel and explore.

      Something is bad art until its artist either dies (becomes good art) or sells out to Disney (becomes airtightly copyright-protected art).

    5. Re:Copies by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      To put it another way... Van Gogh never sold a painting, and Renoir died in abject poverty.

    6. Re:Copies by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can know how good a work of art is in objective terms. Just look at how many people copy it. Take a painting from 1700's. The ones that were most heavily copied in their day were the most influential. The ones that were still being copied in the 1800's could be seen as great art.

      No, you can never simply equate popularity with a work of art's quality. Otherwise Justin Bieber would be one of the greatest singer/songwriter of this generation, Titanic one of the greatest films, and the Fifty Shades of Grey woman the best writer since Shakespeare.

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    7. Re:Copies by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      My definition of how "arty" something is, to counteract all the shite that I see pushed as art, is thus:

      "The amount of skill needed to reproduce the piece given the same time, materials and techniques."

      That is too simplistic, otherwise anyone who ever managed to write a long, complex symphony would reach the same artistic level as Mozart or Beethoven, and anyone who wrote a 900 page novel would be as great a writer as Dickens or Tolstoy.

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    8. Re:Copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Just wow. That might just be the dumbest post in slashdot history. And THAT is saying something.

      I'm sure more people "pirate" Justin Beiber than they do Buddy Guy. I suppose that makes Beiber better, then.

    9. Re:Copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To put it another way... Van Gogh never sold a painting, and Renoir died in abject poverty.

      Actually Renoir was quite wealthy when he died (although he did experience poverty as a young man).

    10. Re:Copies by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      I think by "copy" here he means in the context of creating new artwork, not literally creating a whole new duplicate.

      I know you're at least partially joking, but still.

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    11. Re:Copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you know which movie they are copying. because anyone with yoda or obi wan or darth vader or just a general jedi could have only seen it from the revenge of the sith. usually they don't portray a specific movie in a costume but a charater which would be from a universe not a movie.

    12. Re:Copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so a true artist is one that doenst make any money? that reminds me of a joke i heard. what is the difference between a large pizza and a artist/art major. a large pizza can feed a family of 4.

    13. Re:Copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Van Gogh sold one, then he shot himself and died.

    14. Re:Copies by Feynman · · Score: 1

      During Halloween you still see kids copying the first three movies. The 1977-1983 movies.

      Great point. My son born in 2005 chose, on his own, to be Han in Carbonite for Halloween this year.

  27. Bush era political movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone with half a brain knows "Revenge of the Sith" had a political message.

  28. unconsidered candidate by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I submit Shigeru Miyamoto as the greatest living artist. His creations are at least as iconic and influential.

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    1. Re:unconsidered candidate by Megane · · Score: 2

      And how about Miyazaki? (Hmm, are we seeing a trend here?)

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    2. Re:unconsidered candidate by Sabathius · · Score: 1

      I think you mis-wrote Hayao Miyazaki. ;) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayao_Miyazaki

    3. Re:unconsidered candidate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll see your Shigeru Miyamoto and raise you Hayao Miyazaki.

    4. Re:unconsidered candidate by cavebison · · Score: 1

      I'll see your Shigeru Miyamoto and raise you a Hayao Miyazaki.

      Might be close, but my money's on Miyazaki san, since games don't get played over and over, year after year at festivals all over the world. :)

  29. Titian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didnt he just paint a bunch of fat, naked women fondling angels and ogres?

  30. Hemmingway.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must remember:

    Write drunk, edit sober.

    (BEFORE POSTING, don't forget edit part)

  31. Note the phrase "in our generation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note that it says "in our generation". The OP actually limits it to the last 30 years. So comparisons with Monet, Shakespeare, Titian, Bernini, etc. are missing the whole point. Art in the last 30 years? Hasn't been much noteworthy. That time frame doesn't even permit the original Star Wars movie. Oh man, now I feel really old.

  32. And the worst art critic award goes to... by mschaffer · · Score: 2

    And the worst art critic of our generation award goes to...Camille Paglia. Honorable mention goes to Media Studies at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia for hiring this tool. Even Jar Jar Binks was quoted as saying, "Meesa thinks she's a nutcase."
    This is the same idiot that describes herself as a "dissident feminist" (whatever that is). Perhaps she is also a dissident art critic. Let's call a duck a duck. She's a heretic.

    1. Re:And the worst art critic award goes to... by fredrated · · Score: 2

      Well put, I would add that she is a moron as well, BUTshe did get a posting on slashdot and that's worth less than you might think.

  33. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's the problem, none of them really "our generation".

    That was meant to be a chronological ordering of great artists that she followed in her book with Lucas being the ultimate.

  34. Is this the 90s!? She's been trolling for years. by Methodkiller · · Score: 5, Informative

    Paglia has been trolling the feminist establishment for for years. Now she has broadened her trolling to sell more books. It's boring and this post is troll bait.

  35. This is ridiculos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avatar is way better!

    1. Re:This is ridiculos by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that RotS, when examined without the rest of the series, makes no sense.

    2. Re:This is ridiculos by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      I was going to post a plug for Avatar as well. Visually stunning. Though the storyline is just Dances with Wolves adapted to the Space-Adventure/Sci-Fi genre.

    3. Re:This is ridiculos by ZombieThoughts · · Score: 1

      Dances with Wolves was one of the most boring and uninspiring works ever adapted to film. It was pretty for what it's worth.

  36. Amen! by Weezul · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jar jar is the character that defined a generation of Americans, not my generation mind you, but a generation. I suppose that Bella defines the current youth.

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    1. Re:Amen! by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      From Harry Potter? Don't think so...

      I'm assuming you're probably talking about that Twilight thing I've been assaulted with. Having had the accidental exposure to Kristen Stewart in Snow White and the Huntsman (which really should have been called "The Queen" - Charlize was the show IMHO) the only thing I could note was that she has a lot in common with a marionette, except she occasionally spoke (thank goodness it was only occasionally!!) The movie would have been significantly better, and shorter, had they removed some of the deer in headlight stares of the supposed headline "actress".

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    2. Re:Amen! by Endo13 · · Score: 2

      Yeah that movie with Charlize Theron could have been really good if they had picked a live human to play the part of Snow White.

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    3. Re:Amen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Charlize Theron's salary was too big.

      They had to find the cheapest substitute they could. Luckily the LA county morgue was open, and she was the one with the fewest track marks.

    4. Re:Amen! by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      The horse from Wheel of Time?

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    5. Re:Amen! by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of.

      I wonder if Sarah Jessica Parker will play her if they do a the movie.

  37. She's obviously right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If she had picked a less controversial piece nobody would talk about or buy her book.

  38. Well, THAT was unexpected... by Millennium · · Score: 5, Informative

    I never expected to agree with TFA. I mean, come on; if Revenge of the Sith is truly the greatest work of art produced in the last thirty years, then the artistic state of humanity has fallen far indeed. But then I went and read the thing, only to find that the critic is pretty much saying exactly this: that it is the greatest work of art produced in the last thirty years, because the artistic state of humanity has fallen so far.

    1. Re:Well, THAT was unexpected... by msk · · Score: 1

      I disagree strongly on both the artistic state of humanity and on Revenge of the Sith. I'll take The Verdict over it any day. I still say Paul Newman was railroaded on the Best Actor Oscar that year. Ben Kingsley didn't yet deserve it, even for Gandhi. The consolation prize Newman received later for The Color of Money was an insult.

      If that writer really wants to laud a Star Wars film, add two years to the retrospective and pick The Empire Strikes Back. It still beats any of the other five, in part because Lucas wasn't in the screenwriting or directing chairs.

    2. Re:Well, THAT was unexpected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took it more as that the state of the art world has fallen so far and grown insular and irrelevant.

    3. Re:Well, THAT was unexpected... by Riceballsan · · Score: 2

      well I can certainly agree the artistic state of the world has fallen terribly, and continues to plummet. But are they saying revenge of the sith is the peak of the last 30 years? The best done since 1982 to the present? I would agree, when you factor in most of the rest of the crap that comes out, revenge of the sith isn't that bad, it is more average.

    4. Re:Well, THAT was unexpected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the "art world" has plummeted but it's not the fault of all the talented artists in the world. Even graffiti art is pretty damn amazing these days.

  39. Compliment to Lucas or Insult to Our Generation? by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    Obviously she's saying it to be provocative, but is her underlying message that Lucas is a genius, or that our generation venerates garish reheated tripe? We have extended and expanded copyright into such a giant cash spewing regulatory juggernaut that it has drowned out art, strangled cultural commentary, and left nothing of media production but self-loathing prostitution of regurgitated, once-great story lines. Maybe she's just a senior citizen taking a shot at "these damn kids these days".

  40. Mr. Plinkett would disagree by fldsofglry · · Score: 1

    If you have a few hours to kill, Red Letter Media has an awesome review of Episodes I-III. The review of Episode I is fantastic, and very poignant. http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/

  41. Wrong Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet the picture in the article is not from Ep. III?

  42. Contemporary Art by physlord · · Score: 1

    Camille Paglia, why?, Why!. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

    Clearly, Contemporary Art is getting harder to understand. What a bunch of morons we are, for not appreciating a truly expression of the beauty.

  43. Actually.... by ThosLives · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To be fair, there are a couple really good scenes in Revenge of the Sith. As a whole the movie is indeed pretty lacking, but if the whole movie had more scenes like the following, it could have been something truly grand:

    The best is the scene (sans dialog!) where (eh, am I really going to spoiler this?) there is one character looking across the city toward where another character is doing something atrocious. That is a brilliant scene, where there is actually a glimpse of emotion, conveyed not by dialog or effects, but simple imagery and the score.

    It's too bad, really, that the rest of the movie is so full of cliche and noise.

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    1. Re:Actually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on! A very good scene, and the best on-screen chemistry for the two actors protraying said characters that we saw in the whole movie or the one that came before.

    2. Re:Actually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To be fair, there are a couple really good scenes in Revenge of the Sith.

      I like the scene with the scrolling white letters at the end of the movie. I generally got the same impression from other people in the theatre as most of them simultaneously released a sigh of relief while gathering their things and making their way to the exit.

      The best is the scene (sans dialog!)

      I can imagine most people prefer the scenes without dialog, especially when you have gems like:

      "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    3. Re:Actually.... by wallbase · · Score: 2

      Can someone elaborate slightly? It's obvious which character is doing something atrocious (Jar Jar, clearly), but it's still hard to remember the movie. I've got Blu-Ray rips of the films for some insane reason - a timestamp would help.

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  44. Paglia's a career provocateur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what she does for a living -- she makes goofy statements (like calling herself a liberal AND extolling some of the virtues of neo-conservatism) to tweak people.

    Her Wiki page has a Naomi Wolf quote, from 20 years ago, describing Paglia as "full of howling intellectual dishonesty."

    Most well read people treat Paglia as a talking point, not as a serious critic.

  45. You almost prove her point by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    that 'Revenge of the Sith' is our generation's greatest work of art. That's right: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollock and ... George Lucas.

    George Lucas is the only one of those people who has been alive in the last 30 years, let alone produced "art". Titian and Bernini have been dead for hundreds of years (unless there's more modern artists also using those names of course, but you'd expect a better reference than those famous single names) and are ridiculous to include in a "this generation" category.

    1. Re:You almost prove her point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not sure if serious.

      That list is chronological. Titian et al are great (the greatest) masters of their era and George Lucas is proposed as the greatest for ours with Revenge of the Sith being the current culmination of man's creative output...

    2. Re:You almost prove her point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1,3,7,13,21,... what's next?

      While you're solving that, it may hit you why those paticular names were used in a discussion of Greatest Artitists of the Generation.

    3. Re:You almost prove her point by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Which again is almost proving her point. I'm sure there are other 30 year windows in which the art was crap too (the rather huge gaps in that list might contain one even). That George Lucas clearly doesn't belong in such a list is her entire point after all - that one critically panned movie is a better work of art than anything produced in the fine arts in that time frame. Obviously you can disagree with her, but listing prior great artist doesn't do so.

    4. Re:You almost prove her point by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I had a paragraph of "if you are trying to list previous greatest artists then you have some gaps, fill in all the other 30 years windows and let's see if they are all that great". But I trimmed it because I liked the interpretation I kept better (and figured I'd get a reply to add that one too anyway).

  46. To be fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the blurb, it doesn't sound like she's talking about him as a screenwriter or director, but rather as a visual artist and mythmaker. There's an argument for him being a great artist there, I think. Greatest living, perhaps not.

    1. Re:To be fair by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      From the blurb, it doesn't sound like she's talking about him as a screenwriter or director, but rather as a visual artist and mythmaker. There's an argument for him being a great artist there, I think. Greatest living, perhaps not.

      The base mythology of Star Wars is an almost comically simplistic Good v. Evil conflict. It's Paradise Lost without the psychological complexities or poetry but with added laser beams.

      TV shows like The Sopranos or The Simpsons are far more profound and artistic than anything in Star Wars.

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    2. Re:To be fair by lennier · · Score: 1

      It's Paradise Lost without the psychological complexities or poetry but with added laser beams.

      So, a 1980s hair-metal concert then?

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    3. Re:To be fair by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The base mythology of modern culture is that everyone is evil or incompetent (or both). It's not true. One problem with this mythology is that anything with a competent and good person in it is automatically judged "not profound", and art with lots of evil and incompetence is almost automatically judged "profound."

      Hence the Simpsons.

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  47. Opinions are like... by Stolpskott · · Score: 1

    Opinions are like assholes, every body has one. As art critics (in fact, all critics) are only heard when expressing their opinions, it kind of stands to reason that the reaction stinks.
    Having said that, the majority of artists who today are considered the real greats, responsible for some of the finest art works in history, were either completely unappreciated during their lifetime and died penniless and destitute, or they were appreciated for things other than their artwork and derived income from sources other than their artistic endeavours.

    Granted, George Lucas is never going to die penniless (but if he wants to give me all his money 5 minutes before he dies, just to prove me wrong, I am not going to complain), so he does not fall into the penniless category. Equally, he is not appreciated for anything he has done outside of the Star Wars franchise, unless you count the setting up of Industrial Light & Magic and similar business ventures, so he can hardly fall into the "artistic genius who earned money in other ways, with his artistic genius only being appreciated after his death" category, even allowing for the fact that he is not dead.

    Personally, I can come up with a list of potential "Best artist of our generation" candidates that is longer than the credits for all 3 Star Wars prequels put together and which would not contain the name "George Lucas", but that is going to be my opinion, which is no more valid than Ms Paglia's effort.

    1. Re:Opinions are like... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Personally, I can come up with a list of potential "Best artist of our generation" candidates that is longer than the credits for all 3 Star Wars prequels put together and which would not contain the name "George Lucas", but that is going to be my opinion, which is no more valid than Ms Paglia's effort.

      No, I disagree. Although art criticism is never going to be black and white in the same way that a mathematical proof is, you can always aggregate the opinions of many critics together, and in general you'll get a good idea of what is good or bad.

      For example, the annual Sight and Sound poll of film critics, directors, academics and so on gets the opinions of about a thousand people for the best film ever made and films like Citizen Kane or Tokyo Story regularly appear in most people's Top 10, so it is reasonable to say that they are great films.

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  48. More of a criticism of the art world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Her comment in the article (haven't read the book) reads more like a criticism of the stagnant art world than any real praise of the film itself.

    Well, what about Revenge of the Sith? You say it's the greatest work of art, in any medium, created in the last 30 years. Itâ(TM)s better than... uh, Matthew Barney or Rachel Whiteread or Chris Ware or Peter Doig?

    Yes, the long finale of Revenge of the Sith has more inherent artistic value, emotional power, and global impact than anything by the artists you name. It's because the art world has flat-lined and become an echo chamber of received opinion and toxic over-praise. It's like the emperor's new clothesâ"people are too intimidated to admit what they secretly think or what they might think with their blinders off.

    Having read a little bit of contemporary literary fiction I can say that she has a point - professors over-intellectualizing dull professorial and uninterestingly self-absorbed topics seems to rule the day and makes me yearn for another Orwell or Hemingway - authors who wrote engagingly about big subjects and who were somewhat populist authors.

    Same thing for the artists. I actually kind of like Barney and Whiteread and when you view their work through a sensible conceptual lense at least it makes some sense. But really, it's not about anything important so much as it's about something intellectually interesting to the artist and maybe their friends and some critics (maybe you could argue Barney gets to something fundamental about identity but the expression is so formalized that it doesn't have much personal impact). His work means something only to a select few.

    So I think that this is the point that Paglia is making and she's picked a bit of an over the top counter example to shake things up in the art world. I mean, if a leading critic (or at least a famous one) says that the supposed best contemporary artists are worse than a mediocre Star Wars film that will help her to force the conversation she wants to have. If anybody cares, at least.

  49. Its a tactic she is using to get sales. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So she writes a book that really no one would have cared about or heard about otherwise and she desperately needs attention to get sales so what does she do? Make a really stupid, idiotic, wholely untruthful claim and says things that will insight the very fanbase she is writing for. She just wants attention, thats it because lets face it NONE of us have ever heard anyone else ever say much good about george lucas so she comes out with this outlandish claim that defies us all because she wants us to pay attention to her because attention means more sales.

  50. Lucas is as to as.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im european and i will get a Nobel Pease Price.

    George Lucas is as Monet as me is to Gandi.. (there is no connection)

  51. Wait, what? by jitterman · · Score: 1
    When asked why she chose this movie:

    It's because the art world has flat-lined and become an echo chamber of received opinion and toxic over-praise.

    So she's railing against over-praise by... over-praising something. Maybe there's genius in that, but I think she believes she is being deep, which is ironic, and doubly so when you read what she said just prior to that:

    There's too much gimmickry and irony and not enough intuition and emotion.

    Gimmickry? I'm not sure it's possible that he could have included any more in the movie (everything from "gimmicky" CGI to story gimmick - I mean come on, Anakin BUILT the two 'droids? Really? It's a big fuckin' galaxy, I ain't buyin' it. And yes I know, that reveal wasn't in THIS film, but still...). Irony? Well, not only is her choice ironic considering WHY she says she chose it, but the irony of Lucas eschewing his younger self's statement that (paraphrasing here) technology should not win out over humanity is a most perfect example of the meaning of the word. And if she was looking for emotion, boy did she pick something with an overdose.

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    1. Re:Wait, what? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So she's railing against over-praise by... over-praising something. Maybe there's genius in that, but I think she believes she is being deep, which is ironic

      It's a rhetorical device. She's a professional academic, and her strength has always been in stirring people up, or what in slashdot terms would be called trolling. It is telling that she deliberately chose what is widely regarded as the worst of the Star Wars films to make her point. Using the original Star Wars (episode IV) wouldn't have been as effective, because a lot of people do actually love that film.

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  52. The critic is strong in this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who can't create, critique.

    Art critic defies popular wisdom? What a great way to generate publicity for mediocre work. I mean, sheesh, she somehow manages to fit discussion of depictions of the penis in art into one of the interview articles, and then starts slagging other critics about their views. Brilliant and classic stuff, for a critic, which is a pretty low standard. Sure to generate some sales, though.

  53. YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you carefully re-arrange the letters Sith... you'll get a better word to describe the movie...

    1. Re:YES! by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Tshi? Was your duck overcooked?

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  54. YABP YHL HAND by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    Successful professional troll is successful.

  55. How can anyone think this? by whizbang77045 · · Score: 1

    What a lot of BS!

  56. Proof positive... by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    ...that 99.99% of /. readers don't get sarcasm unless it's tagged for them. This group would include, apparently, the submitter and editors. Oh, wait. She was actually serious...
    And..., if one bother's to RTFA, one realizes that she's talking about the visuals. We are all agreed that the movie was a turd, but the visual art within it is not without merit. Too bad most of it was actually created by artists whose names only appear in the smallest print in the closing credits, but hey, she's an art critic and knows dick about how motion pictures like that are actually made.

  57. Alex Grey by DexPleiadian · · Score: 1

    destroys George Lucas when it comes to art. I think shes trying to be off-the-wall here for off-the-wall's sake. More than likely, it is to bring attention to her book. As far as Alex Grey goes, I believe his greatest work is the CoSMic Christ collection of paintings. This coming from a non-religious agnostic.

  58. Five qualities of great art by kdataman · · Score: 2

    Here are what I consider the 5 qualities of great art:

            Powerful – It has an affect on your mind and emotions and is compelling.
            Accessible – The affect it has on you is worth the effort you put into appreciating it.
            Elevating - When it moves you, it moves you toward personal growth.
            Universal – It can move people from different cultures and different time periods.
            Perennial - It has the same power the second and third time you experience it.

    This link explains it in more detail:
    http://www.kensken.com/archives/52

    1. Re:Five qualities of great art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have listed them in order so they spell PUPAE as in creatures undergoing a transformation.

  59. This article is BS by koan · · Score: 1

    And the Star Wars movies are notorious for one thing and one thing only... bad acting.

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    1. Re:This article is BS by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      How unfair! What about the bad writing?

  60. The bar just dropped significantly by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    Quick, where is James Cameron!

    But seriously?!

    Nothing about Star Wars is art. Weak plot, dry acting, poor direction. Yes the visual effects are stunning and this is the one biggest contribution Lucas and LucasArts/Films has given the world, but even if it is art, its not the greatest produced this generation. Art should invoke more emotions then just sheer anger and utter disappointment.

    This just proves that art criticism is nothing but vapid subjective commentary. I mean it is so obvious that this is a controversial statement only made to try and sell a book. I don't think anyone that is amazed by ROTS is worth reading though, IMHO, and I have already wasted too much time on this.

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  61. I agree by fuzznutz · · Score: 3, Informative

    My ex and I used to argue over this point constantly. She was a "fine arts" major. What you and I call art, she claimed we confused with craftmanship. If it "evoked a feeling or response", it was art in her book.

    Some of the junk she thought was art, created a "feeling" in me. I "felt" it was crap.

    1. Re:I agree by ledow · · Score: 1

      Every time I step in dogshit, it evokes a feeling or response. To some that would mean that dogshit is art. So her definition is equally as self-fulfilling as ours. :-)

    2. Re:I agree by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      My ex and I used to argue over this point constantly. She was a "fine arts" major. What you and I call art, she claimed we confused with craftmanship. If it "evoked a feeling or response", it was art in her book. Some of the junk she thought was art, created a "feeling" in me. I "felt" it was crap.

      Someone who makes a perfect table is a craftsman. When he makes the next identical table he is still a craftsman. An artist makes something new each time.

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    3. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My ex and I used to argue over this point constantly. She was a "fine arts" major. What you and I call art, she claimed we confused with craftmanship. If it "evoked a feeling or response", it was art in her book.

      Some of the junk she thought was art, created a "feeling" in me. I "felt" it was crap.

      Evoking a feeling or response means it is not art. Or at least, it is not good art. The coke logo evokes a response. True art should just be aesthetically pleasing. If it is evoking a feeling it is purely utilitarian.

    4. Re:I agree by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      So my last colonoscopy was art?

    5. Re:I agree by Woldry · · Score: 1

      No, but the prep was.

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    6. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your problem is thinking that calling something art makes it good, or unquestionable. It doesn't, a lot of art is just bad.

    7. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone who makes a perfect table is a craftsman. When he makes the next identical table he is still a craftsman. An artist makes something new each time.

      Ah, but what if that someone makes just one perfect table? You say he is a craftsman, but it was new and apparently brilliant (perfect after all). I say an artist. And if you say it wasn't new because it was still a table, then a painting or sculpture is not new either.

      Also, somewhat related, but if by certain definitions craftsmen are defined by skill and artists by novelty, then that is an admission of the (proposed) fact that being an artist requires no skill or talent. Honestly, if I were an artist I would rather go with a definition that makes my profession sound good, rather than admit that there is no barrier to entry. Note that I am claiming that there is a barrier to entry (demonstrable talent and skill), that artists deserve praise for their technical competence; it is ironic that some artists argue otherwise.

    8. Re:I agree by stevenfuzz · · Score: 1

      Nope, that's expressionism.

  62. Art critics... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    "...art and literature have sadly been relegated to PhD's and ever-narrowing groups of intellectuals who 'get it', never bothering to ask if it's worthy of being gotten in the first place"

    Hey, at least Star Wars (as a whole, perhaps not this particular horrible episode) is at least something that has had a major influence on Western culture. That's a lot better definition of Art than the usual postmodernist tripe.

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    1. Re:Art critics... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Thank you for posting this. Paglia's commentary is not so much about "How great Revenge of the Sith is!"; its about how empty and devoid and detached the modern art community is from the world today. She doesn't even think its a very good film, but she feels the imagery is very powerful and since it taps very basic archetypes (e.g. jealousy, forbidden love; master/student relationship; how does one become evil) it transcends its medium. Half the planet knows who Darth Vader is. Lucas, despite his weaknesses in dialogue and plot pacing, has a good sense of drama and vision wholistically. People should read the article before they make a judgement. In fairness, the slashdot headline is inflammatory and doesn't provide any context.

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  63. She Has A New Book by JasperDyne · · Score: 1

    She's an academic with a new book 'Glittering Images: A Journey Through Art from Egypt to Star Wars.' What better way to create buzz about an otherwise obscure academic exercise than to create a kerfuffle with an obviously provocative statement. It got us all discussing it, so I guess it's a successful marketing ploy.

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  64. PR by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Camille Paglia has always been good at generating publicity. Think about it, an Humanities Professor has got a mention on slashdot. That's like having Linus Torvalds guest starring on Dancing on Ice.

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    1. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Camille Paglia has always been good at generating publicity. Think about it, an Humanities Professor has got a mention on slashdot. That's like having Linus Torvalds guest starring on Dancing on Ice.

      Oh! Now I want Linus to be on "Dancing with the Stars"! I'll give odds he lasts longer than Mark Cuban or Woz did.

  65. Addendum by DexPleiadian · · Score: 1

    on Revenge of the Sith: this movie failed to convince me that Anakin's life was so horrible that he would become Darth Vader. The scenes that she seems to gush over at the end of the film seemed like a rushed, slipshod mess to me. Genndy Tartakovsky's Clone Wars series did a MUCH better job of convincing me that Anakin would go to the dark side. It also made General Grievous look less like the overhyped, toolbag that he is portrayed as in RotS.

    1. Re:Addendum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES YES YES!
      Grievous was SOOOOOOOOO awesome in that series - his intro on Hypori especially.

  66. Just goes to show competence isn't in the job desc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SW Ep 3...she doesn't get out much, does she.

    I mean, does SW Ep 3 have a 15 minute Jar Jar Binks torture scene ending with his dismemberment and death? Didn't think so. Thus, it does not qualify as anything remotely resembling 'art', much less 'greatest of all time.'

    Could her nose get any browner, shoved so far up Lucus' ass?

  67. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by Mitchell314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surely they can't be talking about our gen-gen-generation?

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  68. didn't RTFA? you should by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

    This is Camille Paglia, BTW, so there shouldn't be any surprise that stance is controversial.

    interviewer:

    Well, what about Revenge of the Sith? You say it's the greatest work of art, in any medium, created in the last 30 years. It’s better than... uh, Matthew Barney or Rachel Whiteread or Chris Ware or Peter Doig?

    Paglia

    Yes, the long finale of Revenge of the Sith has more inherent artistic value, emotional power, and global impact than anything by the artists you name. It's because the art world has flat-lined and become an echo chamber of received opinion and toxic over-praise. It's like the emperor's new clothes—people are too intimidated to admit what they secretly think or what they might think with their blinders off.

    So what is the purpose of art? Look at any definition, and most explanations will include something about "being aesthetically pleasing" (which covers a lot of ground) or "experiencing one's self [in relation to the world that is reflected in that work]". Add to this Star Wars' massive, world wide influence. She makes a good case.

    George Lucas is kind of {a|the) Nickleback of film. A lot of people love to hate them, but for all of the hate, they seem to continue to make millions of dollars from their creative work.

    Star Wars (even episodes 1 - III) is one of the better realized visions of an alien, fantasy universe (to make it to film). To spit on it is kind of spoiled and certainly immature. It is a monumental work, and with crazy massive appeal. I think that what people fail to realize in themselves is a desire to tear down and destroy that which is elevated. It happens with other celebrities, politicians, athletes.

    One last thing: Neal Stephenson made this point: the portrayal of Anakin Skywalker was an impossible job. What we see in The Clone Wars is Anakin as "the poster child for PTSD". There is this significant back story that doesn't make it to the movies because it is assumed that the fans have already watched Clone Wars. In that context, Anakin Skywalker's portrayal in the movie makes sense.

  69. LMFAO by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 2

    Need publicity much?

  70. Close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If she had said Empire Strikes Back, she would have gotten a majority of slashdot to agree with her. We would probably grab pitchforks and hunt down any dissenters.

  71. She is wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our generations greatest work of art" is clearly "Cat Playing Piano", also known as "Keyboard Cat".

    This piece of art has been viewed by millions of people and requires your full attention for almost a minute. Compare this to artwork in museums, where visitors engage with the artwork for 5-10 seconds before moving on to the next piece on the wall. A very successful exhibition in a museum attracts, in contrast, only 500 to 900,000 visitors over a period of two to three months.

  72. That may be "arty" but not art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you are describing is not the work of artists but of artisans.

    I.e. Manual laborers who produce "pretty" and "hand-made original" objects - but that alone does not constitute art.
    I'm not saying that those works can't be artistic (which is to say art-like) or beautiful or professionally and technically accomplished - but that is usually not art.
    That's just production. Manufacturing. Craft.

    Art is both a process and a product of encapsulation of human experience into a medium.
    In other words, it is what you get when an artist describes his/her experience of some phenomenon or event he/she experienced (or imagined) through his work (be it a painting, poetry, prose, dance, architecture...) in such a way that you too experience it through your act of "consuming" the artwork.

    I.e. Try "explaining" an apple to someone who has never seen it, in such a way that the result of your explanation is as close as possible to him/her actually holding and eating an apple.

    1. Re:That may be "arty" but not art... by ledow · · Score: 1

      By your definition, everyone from Michelangelo up to and including, say, Matisse or Seurat, is merely a craftsman then.

      So please stop referring to them as artists, exhibiting them in art galleries, and categorising their works as art.

      Or are you suggesting that they are craftsmen AND artists simultaneously because they work is both technically brilliant and emotionally-responsive? Because in that case, almost ALL "MODERN" ARTISTS are, therefore, only emotionally-responsive and totally lack the technical-brilliance that makes them different from the classical "craftsmen". Thus they are both different from, and INFERIOR to, the classical artists. Which is exactly my point.

      If you wish to draw lines in the sand, you can't then blur those lines to include the classical artists and the modern in the same word. Whichever way you look at it, they are two enormously different categories of artist, with hugely differing skills and calling them all "art" breaks any definition you care to fabricate.

      If you want to distinguish between artists and craftsmen, then the "art world" needs to do so all the time, or recognise that they are NOT as skilled or as disciplined or as valuable as the classical creators. Still, a blob on a bit of paper, by whatever standard you want to apply, is still an inferior blob to the people who created fabulous murals and beautiful tapestries.

  73. Oblig. Plinkett by seandiggity · · Score: 1

    "This was like going to an autopsy... You know it’s dead and nothing’s gonna change that, but you gotta do an autopsy to find out what killed it. Or who killed it.”
    http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-iii-revenge-of-the-sith/

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  74. Re:What... the.... FUCK... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    This man Camille Paglia is a moron.

    Nice counter-troll, well played.

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  75. Am I one of the few... by axl917 · · Score: 1

    ...who really kindof dug the 3 "new" Star Wars movies? Sure, there were parts that I didn't like...the stilted Christensen/Portman love dialog, the weakness of the Sifo-Dyas plot point, but few films are perfect.

    1. Re:Am I one of the few... by neminem · · Score: 1

      I actually totally enjoyed the first one, minus only a couple scenes. I didn't even really mind Jar Jar that much in the first movie. Yes, he was dumb, but so is C3PO. So are the ewoks. It wasn't until the end, when Anakin accidentally saved the day by being an idiot that I went seriously wtf, this is dumb. But overall, I still enjoyed the movie. (Amusingly, I stated this opinion to some friends a couple weeks ago, and got internet-wall-quoted and laughed at. I still hold to it, though.)

      On the other hand, the second and third movies were painfully terrible. If you told me to cut out all the stupid or boring parts of episode one, it'd be maybe 2/3s of its original length. If you told me to cut out all the stupid or boring parts of episodes 2 and 3, you'd get about 15 minutes of lightsaber duels. Put together.

    2. Re:Am I one of the few... by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I agree. They're better than the originals, especially Revenge of the Sith.

      I think the biggest problem is that the originals left so much open to the imagination when it came to the prequels. People grew up on them and their imagination of the prequels took hold and they imagined them to be something they couldn't possibly be. Too many people as adults continued to remember Star Wars from their childhood perspective and never acknowledged much of the silliness and flaws -- the silliness and flaws weren't apparent when we were children and they're hard to acknowledge as an adult because that would mean reassessing the quality of those films.

      But then watching the new movies, which also have their fair share of silliness and flaws, these now-adults weren't able to return to that child state of mind. They were new, so they lacked the nostalgia of the originals.

      When Revenge of the Sith came out I was taking an Art Appreciation class (or something along those lines) and I wrote an essay on how Revenge of the Sith epitomized great storytelling and was representative of the highest pinnacle that art could aspire to. It took the irreverent and thematically weak first trilogy and added meaning to them that was previously lacking. To do that retroactively using prequels really blew my mind. There's so much depth to Revenge of the Sith that's always overlooked for all the wrong reasons: The viewer's having a tough time reconciling old feelings of nostalgia, they want to criticize the acting or dialogue, they hate Jar-Jar, they think it breaks with what Lucas should have done because of what some Star Wars book did, etc. Not once have I heard a strong criticism of the story - people just ignore that for some reason. There's so much depth to the story, there are so many parallels to what was going on in the world when it came out, it takes note of timeless historical consistencies, it examines ethics and even metaphysics, and finally it takes a long hard look at character.

      The most sad thing about the prequel-hate is that you'll notice that the most vocal criticism comes from people who don't believe in objective quality in art, they don't know a damn thing about film or storytelling (many of them Transformers fans), and they would normally never consider themselves to be qualified to critique a film. All these idiots who bitch and moan about the Star Wars prequels probably would have loved them if Michael Bay made them. Because, really, that's who Lucas was when he made the originals. Then he grew up and, in making the prequels, turned his entertainment into art, thus losing the mass-appeal that makes movies like Transformers and the original Star Wars so popular.

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    3. Re:Am I one of the few... by axl917 · · Score: 1

      I agree. They're better than the originals, especially Revenge of the Sith.

      I think the biggest problem is that the originals left so much open to the imagination when it came to the prequels. People grew up on them and their imagination of the prequels took hold and they imagined them to be something they couldn't possibly be. Too many people as adults continued to remember Star Wars from their childhood perspective and never acknowledged much of the silliness and flaws -- the silliness and flaws weren't apparent when we were children and they're hard to acknowledge as an adult because that would mean reassessing the quality of those films.

      OMG that is EXACTLY what I have tried to convey to people I know, pretty much since 1999...I think my problem though was less-flattering terminology, i.e. "man-children still cherishing their Yoda Undaroos".

      But yea, who among us didn't start concocting images in our heads of what the other movies would be like as soon as walking out of the theatre in '83? I think a lot of childhood imagination was pored into that 83-99 time period, and that late-20-early-30-something walked into the Phantom Menace expecting that same childlike wonder to wash over them, but y'know, they weren't actually kids anymore.

      The later films had flaws, sure, but they weren't the high crime that many...many many many...fans made them out to be.

  76. SFX are pretty spectacular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I would say that the special visual effects are pretty spectacular for 2005. Lucas should certainly deserve credit for being able to lead hundreds of graphic artists around the world into doing cutting-edge CGI. And I don't think any movie before or since has had as many special effects shot in it (2,151). You could compare the Star Wars films to great works of architecture. They may not evoke great emotion, but they're awful pretty to look at!

  77. It is certainly the most... artistic by neminem · · Score: 1

    People at the college I graduated from, at least at the time I was there several years ago, used "artistic" as a euphemism for "extremely stupid". As in (this is the conversation that coined the usage - while playing some FPS, I think Counterstrike):
      "[The bomb sites] are...artistic."
      "And by 'artistic', you mean 'stupid'."
      "Yes."
    And a few minutes later:
    "We've taken an 'interesting' route. And by 'interesting', I mean 'dumb'."
      "I thought that was 'artistic'..."

    So yes. RotS is totally the most artistic movie of our generation.

  78. Evidence supported criticism by schneidafunk · · Score: 1

    As much as I hate Bieber and Lopez, (Psy is pretty awesome), how else could you judge subjective materials in an objective way?

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    1. Re:Evidence supported criticism by Seeteufel · · Score: 1

      You leave that to the elites.

    2. Re:Evidence supported criticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I hate Bieber and Lopez, (Psy is pretty awesome), how else could you judge subjective materials in an objective way?

      You don't. You just admit that just because something is popular does not mean it is good. I mean, the art on the front of cigarette boxes is very popular. The Google logo is probably the most popular work of art on the Internet. But, does that make them great works of art?

    3. Re:Evidence supported criticism by schneidafunk · · Score: 1

      I agree with you you that just because something is popular doesn't mean it is "good". However, popular is objective, and can be measured. I was just wondering if there is ANY way to objectively review "good" art. I can't think of one and was hoping someone else would have a creative idea to measure it.

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    4. Re:Evidence supported criticism by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate Bieber and Lopez, (Psy is pretty awesome), how else could you judge subjective materials in an objective way?

      Logic? I know this is hard for some people to understand, but logic can be applied to things other than numbers, code, and chess pieces. Dismissing art as subjective is an easy was to not understand it. It's as academically lazy as dismissing man made climate change because it's very difficult to understand and not immediately intuitive. Quality is objective, art is judged in terms of its quality. Thus art is not subjective.

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  79. Our Generation? by Thomasje · · Score: 1

    Hmm, if you're trying to argue that Revenge of the Sith isn't our generation's greatest work of art, shouldn't you try to come up with counter examples that are actually from, you know, our generation? Something bothers me about eldavojohn's summary... Titian: 1488-1576 Bernini: 1598-1680 Monet: 1840-1926 Picasso: 1881-1973 Pollock: 1912-1956

  80. Actually.... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    There is a possibility that the art world remembers this generation by examining that movie."

    Considering the steaming wreck that has been the western world over the last 10 years..... yeah, that sounds about right.

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  81. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    George Lucas isn't "my generation" - he's my dad's generation. Might actually explain the awkward sense of humour..

  82. You don't know who Paglia is do you? by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    She's got chops. You shouldn't just dismiss her as "Art Critic, I don't give a shit". eldavojohn's potted bio is disingenuous and (IMHO) designed to push certain buttons beloved of /. readers - Arts, Humanities, Media Studies, Lucas. She actually makes a reasonable argument - Lucas has created something unique modern art and culture, whatever you think of the Sith movie. Take the hyperbole away fro the summary and the article and the argument's kinda interesting. Someone makes a comment further down about a game designer which follows the same logic but is (again, IMHO) on a much smaller scale.

    1. Re:You don't know who Paglia is do you? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      After reading the article, she comes off as an academic troll. That said, passing judgment on all critics collectively is dumb. It is useful to find a critic you tend to agree with (or, equivalently, consistently disagree with).

  83. Libel by wylderide · · Score: 1

    Is is possible for an entire generation of artists to sue for libel for being described as worse than a horrible, horrible movie?

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  84. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was showing a chronological line of great artists, not a grouping of current artists.

  85. Paglia's a crank by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't tar "art critics" with the brush you use on Camille Paglia. I've been ignoring her as a bit of a sociological nutcase since the 1990s. She styles herself as kind of feminist libertarian, but as Gloria Steinem put it, "Her calling herself a feminist is sort of like a Nazi saying they're not anti-Semitic."

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    1. Re:Paglia's a crank by Mephistophocles · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Someone (don't remember who and too lazy to look it up) in the 90's called her "Ayn Rand on 'shrooms." Funny, but "irrelevant hawker of gibberish for the shock value" might also be applicable.

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  86. Re:Wow! Did you really mark that overated? by knarfling · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I realize that many people over use XKCD comics. But the above comic
    1. was on topic
    2. reflected the general sentiment of this thread
    3. was one I had not seen before
    and
    4. was downright funny.

    With the way it was rated, I am not surprised that the person chose to post it anonymously.

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  87. Sooo..... World of Warcraft isn't this generation's greatest work of art?

  88. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the older farts among us, Akira Kurosawa and Stanley Kubrick are still relevant. Both of them WAY greater artists than George Lucas.

    Even if you strictly limit the comparison to living artists, I'd rate Ridley Scott a bit higher. Sure he made some weak films too, but his better ones beat Star Wars IMHO.

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  89. And This is Why... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    ...people with art degrees have such a hard time finding employment.

  90. Bob Dylan by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

    Bob Dylan is a living artist, born a few years before George Lucas. His voice is not for everyone, but he is far more influential than Lucas and IMHO several of his songs rise to the level of "fine art". There are probably quite a few other musicians who are equally important. (BB King is still alive.)

    So yeah, TFA is trolling and Paglia didn't spend five minutes thinking about who are the great living artists.

    When it comes to visual arts, I admit I am at a loss to name someone alive today who is as great as, say, Jackson Pollock or Georgia O'Keefe. That is not to say George Lucas is the cream of the crop!

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  91. Philly water by Tepar · · Score: 1

    She's been drinking too much of that water out of the Schuylkill river.

  92. Plinkett Reviews: Revenge of the Sith by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
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  93. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your generation is just fine. The generation before you is annoyed by you, you'll be annoyed by the generation after you, and so it goes. Change becomes more difficult to accommodate with age, I can honestly report.

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  94. I suppose we have been busy otherwise ... by ScaledLizard · · Score: 1

    If the arts were in steady decline over at least the last thirty years, technology has been on the rise. The knowledge gained may still prove to have a long life, and it still counts as a monument to the generation(s) that made it possible.

  95. Grand Theft Auto by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    Grand Theft Auto III - It is fully realized city with people, traffic, humor, music, and commentary. It influence socienty, art, and even politics. It was important enough to be censored and banned. It is the finished work of artists, 3D animators, composers, writers, motion capture actors, voice actors, and directed by Navid Khonsari. The grand theft auto games are the sistene chaples of our generation.

  96. I wouldn't call it the greatest work of art, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it really is lovely to look at. The use of light and color is quite remarkable, although the terrible dialogue is admittedly an awful distraction.

    "Sith" would have made a pretty darn good silent movie. Just run it with the score and sound effects. No cards. There, much better!

  97. Copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it bad, when you feel the Legos version of movie is superior to the actual movie itself?

  98. ROFLAOcopter!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Camille Paglia? Really??? HAHAHAHAHA. Paglia is one of the move overrated and vapid 'intellectuals' ever to defraud their way onto the national scene. Right up there with Andrea Dworkin.

  99. everybody but Lucas by thinsoldier · · Score: 1

    The movie was crap but you cannot deny the beautiful and hard work done by hundreds (thousands?) of artists to make it look and sound as good as it did. Has anyone been watching the behind-the-scenes videos of The Hobbit production? Even if the movie winds up disappointing me I feel at least 50% of staff working on those movies deserves a little gold statuette and a fat pay check bonus.

  100. More news by Pf0tzenpfritz · · Score: 1

    More news from Duckburg at 11...

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  101. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Nuff said.

  102. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they mean that those artists were considered the greatest of the generation they were in, which puts Lucas on the same level as them. THey're not saying Lucas is greater than they are, just at the same level as "the greatest of our generation". I thought the same thing you did; the wording in the summary is just poor.

  103. Disney's cultural garbage by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Also, other posters are comparing GL to classical artists, and that misses the point: You can't really compare GL with say Michelangelo because the discussion is about this generations art, not all time great artists.

    I think most people here would agree that GL doesn't even rate a one of humanities's great artists. The guy told a few good stories and sold a lot of merchandise, but that is about it. But what has had more impact in the last 40 years culturally than Star Wars that can be attributed to a single person? I think that calling him the greatest artist of our times is probably accurate. And pointing out how really crappy his recent work has been should be a wake up call to us about our standards in art and entertainment.

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    1. Re:Disney's cultural garbage by khallow · · Score: 1

      But what has had more impact in the last 40 years culturally than Star Wars that can be attributed to a single person?

      Michael Jackson or Madonna comes to mind as obvious counterexamples, just from the early 80s "big hair" era. For movie directors, I'd suggest Kubrick or Tarantino. For actors, I'd suggest Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, or hell, Jane Fonda.

    2. Re:Disney's cultural garbage by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      But what has had more impact in the last 40 years culturally than Star Wars that can be attributed to a single person?

      But we're not talking about Star Wars. We're talking about Revenge of the Sith in particular, and while Star Wars and the Empire Strikes Back have had almost unparalleled impact on culture, the prequels have had very little. I can think of many counter-examples.

  104. I'll pass, thanks by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 1

    "Art critic and University Professor of Humanities and Media Studies at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia Camille Paglia..."

    Yeah, stopped reading right there.

  105. George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Akira Kurosawa and Stanley Kubrick are still relevant. Both of them WAY greater artists than George Lucas.

    Nope. You are thinking of the word "greater" in terms of quality, which is a pointless metric when talking about art because quality is entirely subjective.

    In terms of impact on humanity, there's no question that Lucas has had far greater impact than Kubrick and Kurosawa combined. The reason is simple, it's because Lucas is getting to viewers at a much younger age, with a more widely distributed product. Lucas has altered the lives of more people than Kubrick ever will.

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    1. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...except Lucas borrowed heavily from Kurosawa.

      Without Kurosawa, there isn't a STAR WARS.

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    2. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by ultranova · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In terms of impact on humanity, there's no question that Lucas has had far greater impact than Kubrick and Kurosawa combined.

      By that metric, the greatest artist of all time was Adolf Hitler.

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    3. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by readin · · Score: 1

      Lucas also borrowed from Carl Barks.

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    4. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't make him an artist. He is an effective self-promoter, nothing more. He sells out early, and often. Then finds ways to sell you a piece of your childhood...but altered.

    5. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess some executive at Mattel or Disney is a greater "artist" than Lucas could ever hope to be given the audience they reach. Hell, a chinese manufacturer could hit billions in terms of audience within a year.

      Basically, that metric is horseshit.

    6. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I think Kubrick was every bit as "influential on humanity" as Lucas, just at different times. Kubrick was more thought provoking whereas Star Wars was more entertaining, so it's a bit apples and oranges (nice to have both). If we are looking for an artistic comparison to Star Wars, Harry Potter is a good candidate.

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    7. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      when talking about art because quality is entirely subjective.

      Not true. Some aspects of a work of art's quality are objective, such as permanence. If a painting's colors shift over time because of chemical changes in pigments, or it collapses because of inferior materials in the canvas, those are aspects of poor quality. If the artist, due to lack of skill, is unable to adequately express his intentions, that is inferior quality.

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    8. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I thought Chairman Mao was the greatest artist.

    9. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by treeves · · Score: 1

      He did actually go to art school, didn't he?
      So did John Lennon. Hmmm.
      And Prince Charles paints some decent watercolors.

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    10. Re:George Lucas obviously greater - in impact by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      Akira Kurosawa and Stanley Kubrick are still relevant. Both of them WAY greater artists than George Lucas.

      Nope. You are thinking of the word "greater" in terms of quality, which is a pointless metric when talking about art because quality is entirely subjective.

      In terms of impact on humanity, there's no question that Lucas has had far greater impact than Kubrick and Kurosawa combined. The reason is simple, it's because Lucas is getting to viewers at a much younger age, with a more widely distributed product. Lucas has altered the lives of more people than Kubrick ever will.

      Gene Roddenberry. That is all.

  106. Re:Is this the 90s!? She's been trolling for years by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 2

    The brilliant and hilarious political writer Molly Ivins wrote the ultimate takedown of Camille Paglia's absurd intellectual methods (20 years ago!). Archive.org has a PDF of the original article from Mother Jones magazine.

    If you plan to read it, ignore the rest of this comment, but if you're not going to follow the link, here's the final paragraph of the article:

    There is one area in which I think Paglia and I would agree that politically correct feminism has produced a noticeable inequity. Nowadays, when a woman behaves in hysterical and disagreeable fashion, we say, "Poor dear, it's probably PMS." Whereas, if a man behaves in a hysterical and disagreeable fashion, we say, "What an asshole." Let me leap to correct this unfairness by saying of Paglia, Sheesh, what an asshole.

  107. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
    Well, for goodness sakes...

    Let's first see if this 'expert' is getting US tax dollars from the endowment for the Arts...and cut her funding immediately, and retroactively....

    :)

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  108. punk'd by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    y'all got punk'd by mz seksual personnae...

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  109. Every artist adds own take by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Without Kurosawa, there isn't a STAR WARS.

    He was one influence. But even if you were right and that was a primary influence, it's still Lucas's interpretation of Kurosawa that is what people see.

    That is what makes Lucas greater in impact than Kurosawa, Lucas has far greater reach to people at a much earlier age.

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    1. Re:Every artist adds own take by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It's Lucas' influence by Kurosawa, and his influence on just about every film-maker in existence, that people see.

      The most influential artist is not the one who made by some measure more of a cultural impact than the hundreds of others artists who also had cultural impacts. It's the artist that inspired them all.

      The impact of Kurosawa on our culture is not direct, but both dwarfs and subsumes that of Lucas.

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    2. Re:Every artist adds own take by lgw · · Score: 1

      I wonder how geographical that is. There were decades in Japan where every third movie released was Kurosawa.

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    3. Re:Every artist adds own take by nobodie · · Score: 1

      Without Joseph Campbell there would have been no Star Warz

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  110. I, II and III are good examples by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

    Good examples of very bad Sci Fi.

    I'm sorry, but am I the only one hoping that Disney chooses to remake these? You know, with a good story?

  111. Re:Wow! Did you really mark that overated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I realize that many people over use XKCD comics. But the above comic 1. was on topic 2. reflected the general sentiment of this thread 3. was one I had not seen before and 4. was downright funny. With the way it was rated, I am not surprised that the person chose to post it anonymously.

    Yeah, everyone hates to get a +5 funny.

  112. Corrections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crackpot Critic Cites Revenge of the Sith As "Generation's Greatest Work of Art

    FTFY...FTW

  113. Not so by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    By that metric, the greatest artist of all time was Adolf Hitler.

    Power is distinct from art in that the person wielding power directly controls lives. An artist has only an indirect effect.

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    1. Re:Not so by ultranova · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hitler got into politics because his art was rejected. At least near the end he saw his reign in terms of art - namely, a classic tragedy. The culture of Nazi Germany was largely based on artistic choices and has ever since been an inexhaustible well for other artists. In fact, the very Star Wars itself draws a major source of inspiration from there, from the very concept of an evil empire worshipping the Dark Side to the aesthetics of space battles.

      Hitler had a far greater effect on the art world than Lucas could ever even dream of. And with the generation that actually went through World War II, you just know he's on his way to become this.

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    2. Re:Not so by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      In fact, the very Star Wars itself draws a major source of inspiration from there,

      You forgot to mention that Star Wars even borrowed the term "stormtroopers" from the Nazi regime.

  114. long ago, in a reality far far away by d.the.duck · · Score: 1

    This was true

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  115. In other news... by roidzrus · · Score: 1

    In other news; an art critics is a fool.

  116. Hitler was in fact an artist. Tried for art school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Later he saw humanity as his canvas. It could be argued that beyond his direct impact, his indirect impact, both intended and unintended, is in fact greater than that of any other artist.

    The whole Israel-Palestine-Middle East clusterfuck is but one (major) example.

    Also, consider how much art is based on or incorporates themes from the holocaust, WWII, the ideas of The Third Reich, master race, etc. etc. etc.

    Ironic captcha: eludes

  117. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    I'm a grandfather of 3, I'm outraged that Jackson Pollack is on that list.

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  118. And her the most insightful art critic by si3n4 · · Score: 1

    Jesus how much more tedious can 'this generation' get - by which I think I mean mine (maybe - how old is this chic)

  119. Seagull logic 101 by epine · · Score: 2

    The reason is simple, it's because Lucas is getting to viewers at a much younger age, with a more widely distributed product.

    So the calibration pinnacle on your scale of cultural importance is Dr Seuss, Bugs Bunny, Walt Disney, and Norman Rockwell? I'm pretty sure that Kubrick and Kurosawa were important influences on both Spielberg and Lucas. By your metric, it's surprising we remember Newton at all.

    I've grown to hate just about any idea with an immediacy transform embedded inside, because its so much a tool of the newly wealthy to forget that they ever stood on the shoulders of giants whatsoever. In the immortal words of Finding Nemo: "Mine." Seagull logic 101.

    Lucas chose a curious path to illustrate the foreboding nature dark side of the force: by making the next five movies. When we were slow to catch on, he added Jar Jar. No wonder artists drink.

    1. Re:Seagull logic 101 by jedwidz · · Score: 1

      s/Bugs Bunny/Eric Carle/

  120. Hideaki Anno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shirow Masamune, Frank Miller, Neil Gaiman, Genzoman, J. Michael Straczynski, Bryan Lee O'Malley, The Wachowski Brothers, Vin Diesel...

  121. foley artists love the Phantom Menace by epine · · Score: 1

    When Ian McKellen couldn't make a sufficiently robust "ugh" for his beat-down by Sauramon, they carted him off to a screening room, slapped on some headphones, set up some microphones, and starting playing the Phantom Menace.

    I think the original Star Wars was a virtual particle emitted from the vacuum state followed by a long foreclosure by the Bank of Heisenberg. The whole experience integrates to zero.

  122. You don't see Kurosawa. You see Lucas. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The most influential artist is not the one who made by some measure more of a cultural impact than the hundreds of others artists who also had cultural impacts. It's the artist that inspired them all.

    That is a common myth; but totally false. Every person inspired by another picks and chooses what they take from the original person. In the end what you see is all about what the person who created the product chose to include - and exclude.

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  123. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Seems to me like that's a waste of perfectly good outrage. :)

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  124. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by Applekid · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure where else to direct it now that all the kids are off the damn lawn.

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  125. Re: Titian, Bernini, Monet, Picasso, Jackson Pollo by nobodie · · Score: 1

    Thank you, as a member of that older generation i find it embarrassing that just because we had the marketing numbers everybody else is derogated to the scrapeheap of unimportance.

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  126. Re:Is this the 90s!? She's been trolling for years by rpresser · · Score: 1

    I think Paglia may be an actual troll. Perhaps a troll doll in human's clothing.