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  1. Re:Taiwan, not China, read the blurb on Taiwan Asks Microsoft To Open Windows Source · · Score: 1

    Sigh. Taiwan calls itself the Republic of China. Mainland China calls itself the People's Republic of China. So it's Taiwan (democratic) that's making the request, not the Tienamen butchers. Still, I take back the cretin remark, this would confuse anyone.

  2. Taiwan, not China, read the blurb on Taiwan Asks Microsoft To Open Windows Source · · Score: 1

    Or was this supposed to be funny? Either way, yer a cretin.

  3. A last glimmer of hope on My Compost Bin And I · · Score: 1

    I tried to turn to avoid the cries of help that echoed, but they were too much for me to bear. Minutes later, the server crumpled into a pile of stinking molten slag. The slashdotting had taken effect.

  4. Re:Another hoax on NASA Cancels Moon Hoax Book · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or is it? I bet they hid those plans. Deep in their secret underground volcano bookbindery, NASA is putting the finishing touches on a retitled version of that very book. Then, just before the 2011 Christmas season, they'll release it to the public. With a license agreement barring conspiracy theorists from reading it.

  5. Re:One thing to keep in mind: on Your Eyes Will Melt Out Of Your Head · · Score: 1

    The means of study was a questionairre. I've googled for it til my fingers ached and I can't find it. Without knowing what questions they asked and how they asked them, how do we know if this study is legitimate or if it's a dud?

  6. Re:Buzz Aldrin Had The Right Idea on NASA Wasting Time and Money on Moon Landing Doubters · · Score: 2, Funny

    They want you to think Aldrin punched him. But it's going to take more than a grainy video and a prettied-up website to get me to believe that!

  7. Re:Encouraging pr0n? on Grab A Bunk In The Dot-Com Dorm · · Score: 1

    Coincidentally, 5 of the 6 are webcams: deviantdorm.com, randy-RA.net, studyhard.com, cramsession.org, and all.holes.filled.with.hard.cock.com. The 6th sells accounts to view stills pirated from the others.

  8. We Must Act Now! on Microsoft: You Need Permission to Sell Our Software · · Score: 1

    Quick everyone! If we slashdot bluelight.com (reducing the server to a pile of putrid slag), the whole case will become moot since bluelight.com will be worthless!
    Oh wait it already was, nevermind.

  9. I'm not too worried on ICANN Eliminates Karl Auerbach's Seat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I never use domain names anyway. When I want to web surf (only thing the Internet's good for), I just type in random IP addresses and see what I get. It's completely random that I'm here now posting this. The bestiality porn has cost me a few jobs, but I've learned 3 new sexual positions and proudly own a shiny X10 camera.

  10. Re:a worthy cause on States To Try Taxation Of The Net Again · · Score: 1

    States plan to use the extra revenue to try and buy Slashdot editors a copy of Strunk and White, so they're grammar will be better then it is now.

    Why don't you try clicking your own link, Mr. Garrison?

  11. Yeah! on U.S. Ranks 17th in Freedom of the Press · · Score: 1

    We're Number 17! We're Number 17! Woot!

  12. More coverage here on Kramnik Ties Fritz; Machines Not Yet Our Masters · · Score: 2, Informative
  13. brush up on your latin here on Learning Latin - Has It Helped You? · · Score: 1
  14. the Spanish government's plan! on Internet Censorship In Spain · · Score: 1

    1. Block access to ETA website
    2. Watch it get added to Slashdot
    3. Watch it become the website most viewed by Spaniards
    4. ???
    5. Re-election!

  15. that's fine with me on You Will Read Our Ads, And Like It · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your ads do run under lynx, don't they?

  16. that Harry Potter kid should have been DoS'd on Revisiting Berman-Coble Copyright Bill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows book reports should be shared at special sites like http://www.term-papers-4u.com/.

  17. Re:Beggar. on Why Software Piracy is Good for Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Note: I'll just put FreeBSD on instead

    Heck, most of the code's the same anyway.

  18. Re:Classical Music on Why Software Piracy is Good for Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Most of the classical afficionados I know are willing to listen to their favorite classical piece being directed and performed by anyone, even by a high school orchestra. What they dislike are when pieces are played by certain instruments felt unsuitable to them. For example I dislike Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by J. S. Bach when it is played on harpsichord but I enjoy it on pipe organ. (Toccata and Fugue is the tune that movie villians play on organs, like Captain Nemo in 20k Leagues Under the Sea).

    Considering that each singer's voice is a unique instrument, it follows that for any music with vocals, the sound would vary significantly when performed by different singers. Classical opera is the area where my friends discriminate most in performer selection. And I love baroque orchestra, but dislike most opera because I dislike loud female voices in general :-)

  19. What Star Trek needs on Star Trek: Pick A Plot · · Score: 1

    Green-skinned woman against green-skinned woman. Now THAT sounds like good watchin'!

  20. first generation test group forming on Pig-to-Human Transplants On Their Way · · Score: 1

    At a press conference, Jack Valenti and Hilary Rosen confirmed the sudden career change. "Really, it's not all that different from our former work" insisted Valenti, whose name will change to 'P0174' on Monday. "Spread filth, hoard garbage, frighten the timid, I'd say we've got as much experience as Steve Balmer." Rosen mentioned that transplantation of cloned organs would require agreement to monthly licensing fees, but insisted that cloning was not a DMCA prohibited procedure for circumventing entropy.

  21. kind-hearted swine on Pig-to-Human Transplants On Their Way · · Score: 1

    come genetically modified cloned pigs which they claim may eventually be able to donate their organs to humans for transplant usage.
    How do you like that. The porcine genus evolves the ability to speak, and the first thing they say is how eager they are to donate their own organs to help us out. After all the things we've done to them, it kinda gets you right here, don't it?

  22. Re:EULA Shrinkwrap 4 University of Waterloo Degree on Microsoft Invests in the University of Waterloo · · Score: 1

    In addition, you may no longer use any knowledge gained there or subsequently without a monthly donation of 25% gross salary to MS Alumni, PO Box 12345 Redmond WA. Pay up or become a drooling husk.

  23. Re:Trust me, diamonds are worth it on Diamonds - Are They Really Worth the Cost? · · Score: 1

    The joke is broken because pics.steakandcheese.com have changed their graphics so that they all redirect to a tiny animated gif icon. Here is proof-- try clicking full size on any of these humorous pictures and you will get the anigif. Sorry, debeers.jpg wasn't indexed by the google spider so I didn't get the joke either :( Hey Foxman98, can you pull it out of your cache and put it up on a geocities or something?

  24. Re:Continental Europe had had this for ages... on Governmental ID System in Japan · · Score: 1

    I strongly object to my name being used without permission. The name 'Ludacris' is a trademark of Island Def Jam records, proud supporter of the Recording Industry Artists of America (RIAA), and may not be used without their permission.

    Ludacris(TM)
    http://www.defjam.com/ludacris/

  25. Re:Low tech Ad skipping on MPAA vs. Television · · Score: 1

    I've turned off the TV to skip ads and turned it back on without missing a beat. Although I've been told it's a neat trick, it has nevertheless failed to impress the ladies.