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  1. Re:Brakes. Not breaks. on Experiment Shows Traffic 'Shock Waves' Cause Jams · · Score: 1

    There's nothing you can do about this. It's all about human stupidity coupled with the limited stretch of road each person can see. Each driver needs to break more than the car in front because they can't see past that car.

    A birds eye view would show people behind the ripple what is going on and they could 'iron out' the jam (see grand parent)

    By the way, if someone cuts in front of you, just report them to the police. I'm sure if the police had 10-20 complaints about a single driver they may get of their fat arses and do something about it.

  2. Re:A quarter _BILLION_? on OpenID Foundation Embraced by Big Players · · Score: 1

    I thought it was the default login for live journal - that's a lot of site right there.

    You've never seen an OpenID login? Crazy. I done see tons.

  3. Microsoft passport with a new name? on OpenID Foundation Embraced by Big Players · · Score: 0

    Horah! Now the FBI can track me everywhere!

  4. Re:Rolling Timebombs? on Li-Ion Batteries Hit Final R&D Phase for Plug-in Cars · · Score: 1

    That's the funniest thing about watching American TV in the UK. Everything in America *seems* to be made out of petrol and dynamite. Every car crash ends up in a giant mushroom cloud. But the divers get out and keep shooting each other.

    On UK TV most cars crash and crumple, bits of metal spear through people.

  5. Re:Now Windows and Mac users can enjoy... on KDE Goes Cross-Platform, Supports Windows and OS X · · Score: 1

    If you drag and drop files on the same drive it moves them.

    If you drag and drop from one drive to another it copies them.

    And if you need a context menu you drag and drop using the right mouse button.

    You can drag things to the task bar and hold it over the window button, after a second that window will open and you can drop whatever onto that window.

  6. Re:You're right. on Linux Foundation's Desktop Linux Survey Results · · Score: 3, Informative

    I guess I'll get modded down, but in my last job we were forced to program for Windows because that's what everyone uses.

    But we move from C++ to C# and suddenly 95% of our code was cross platform. I think you'll find that the more companies that shift to C#, the more software will start appearing on Linux.

    Mono is a good thing. OK you may hate if from a 'freedom' point of view, but it sure enabled my program with freedom to move to Linux...

  7. Re:Woohoo! on Mozilla Tests Integrated Desktop Browser · · Score: 1

    Re-naming something no-one uses?

    That isn't new technology or 'news for nerds'. It is PR and Link Bait.

    Which they've done very well.

  8. Re:Something doesn't smell right on OLPC Experiments With Cow-Powered Laptops · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wouldn't you harness them to a pole that is perpendicular to the shaft of the generator.

    I'm sure they used to grind flour with the same sort of technology.

  9. Re:One Word: Scooter on Very High Tech - Elevator Garages in an NYC Hi-Rise · · Score: 1

    Wet wipes.

    Run at, what, 70p a packet for 20 or so.

  10. Re:Good for you? on Swearing at Work is Bleeping Good For You · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I work at a sperm bank, you insensitive clod!!!!

    You wank off other blokes for a living?

    ugh

  11. Re:It is called FUBAR on Swearing at Work is Bleeping Good For You · · Score: 1

    Oh, I did went an' fo'got: SNAFU

    But comming from the UK, we tend to use "that's a bunch of turd burger" a lot

    And instead of Burger King, we use Turd Burgerler King. Or Kurger Bing.

    :-)

    Please MOD informative. ;-)

  12. Re:It is called FUBAR on Swearing at Work is Bleeping Good For You · · Score: 1

    fubar

  13. How long before.. on Storm Worm Botnet Partitions May Be Up For Sale · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How long before Storm is better than the Internet?

    It seems to be peer-2-peer, can host files, must be reliable (DNS and all that), encrypted traffic.

    If you assume Internet is past its sell by date, what would the next generation network look like?

    :-)

    (OK, maybe it wouldn't be owned by the mafia (insert USA joke here))

  14. Opt Out!? on YouTube Filtering Is On-Line · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    God I hate opt out. Imagine you produce films and TV, then google suddenly says "Yeah, it's all on YouTube by default. But you can opt out using this huge complex time consuming method."

    Is this evil?

    I mean, isn't anything where you get spammed by default even if there is an opt out option, evil? I know this isn't spam, but it must be pretty annoying for some people (like the BBC who I help fund through my TV license.)

  15. Re:Why waste it on protestors? on Dragonfly-Sized Insect Spies Spotted, Denied · · Score: 1

    A HREF GUN

    Damn, that made me double take. Like WTF is that?

    haha

  16. Re:Nothing to see on Dragonfly-Sized Insect Spies Spotted, Denied · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh yeah, cos phone cameras are, like, 2,000 times better resolution then my eyes.

    Honestly, in most photos taken on phones you can barely make out a face, let alone a dragon fly at 20 meters.

    duh.

  17. Crash recovery on Alienware Puts 64GB Solid-State Drives In Desktops · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn this is going to make crash recovery a nightmare. When my hard drive crashed I was able to read the data off by opening it up and using a magnifying glass, pen and paper. Using my notes and a typewriter I soon had my old drive data mirrored onto my new drive.

    Is it possible to do this with a solid state drive?

  18. Overclocking on Brain Heatsink Could Reduce Epilepsy · · Score: 1

    Overclocking!

    Mind you, we've had speed (amphetamine sulphate) for ages. And it never really caught on with geekers.

    Shame. Imagine Einstein on speed? 2x as many MC^2 per year.

  19. Re:it's funny because it's true on Space Rope Trick Experiment Goes Awry · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And your presentation to the board would be along the lines of:

    ...stuff...parcel...tube...and in conclusion: goatse

  20. Re:it's funny because it's true on Space Rope Trick Experiment Goes Awry · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps they should employ my mum: Free physical and emotional damage.

  21. Re:This feels like 1999 all over again on Microsoft to Buy 5% of Facebook Valuing at $10bn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How the hell is Facebook worth $10 billion?

    Repeat after me: BUBBLE

    Next month it will be worth ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS, and the month after it'll be worthless.

  22. Re:Torrents... on MediaDefender and the Streisand Effect · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Troublegum.

  23. Re:heh. on MediaDefender and the Streisand Effect · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... evacuated?

  24. Re:Torrents... on MediaDefender and the Streisand Effect · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm glad everyone I threatened took down links to my open source project:

    http://teethgrinder.co.uk/open-flash-chart/

    The Streisand Effect never affected me!

    (laugh :-D -- for it's both a joke and a poor attempt at promoting my project, which given the reference to the Streisand effect is irony! Get it? Funny eh?)

    (I think I got effect and affect the right way round)

  25. Re:Are they the good guys or the bad guys? on MediaDefender and the Streisand Effect · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you think?

    Not much by the looks of it. I doubt he could find his asshole with both hands.