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  1. Re:these are not pranks! on The Outing of Pranknet · · Score: 2, Funny

    To report a felony, please send your Social Security number and a short report of the crime to identitythief2001@sketchydomain.biz

  2. Re:Who says that only those two ... on Rival Green Groups Bid To Snatch .eco Domain · · Score: 1

    They tried. The idea was shot down by the porn industry and parents thinking-of-the-children alike, but for different reasons.

  3. Re:Some practical advice on What Questions Should a Prospective Employee Ask? · · Score: 1

    Exxon, eh? You'll be needing a pair of horns and a trident. Oh, and it wouldn't hurt if you had your resume printed on human skin.

  4. Re:works with half their components missing on Several Quantum Calculations Combined At NIST · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it can run half a Linux kernel.

  5. Re:Memes on Ten Things We Still Don't Understand About Humans · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points, I'd mod you Funny.

  6. Re:Or why people still take ... on Ten Things We Still Don't Understand About Humans · · Score: 1

    If you needed any more convincing, half their articles are top 10 lists like this one.

  7. Re:Looks ever more like The Time Tunnel? on LHC To Start Back Up In November At Half Power · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they should get to work on passing the Cash for Colliders funding.

  8. Re:Temporary! on LHC To Start Back Up In November At Half Power · · Score: 3, Funny

    And it's like, how much more black hole could it get? And the answer is none. None more black hole.

  9. Only one problem... on Yahoo Filing Reveals Details of Microsoft Deal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This deal assumes that people will use anything other than Google. There is no difference between zero dollars times 93 percent and zero dollars times 83 percent.

  10. Re:Ragequit on Games That Design Themselves · · Score: 1

    Are you mad? I, for one, do not welcome are rapidly reproducing tentacled overlords.

  11. Re:Surprise Surprise. on The Pirate Bay Is Being Sued Again · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quiet, you! As long as they're distracted by the Swedes less poor American college students will be sued.

  12. Re:Imagine. on Microsoft's Urgent Patch Precedes Black Hat Session · · Score: 1

    What do you mean not upgrading? He has XP!

  13. Re:For the love of... on From Doom To Dunia — the History of 3D Engines · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's probably an edgy statement about the longevity of dead tree media.

  14. Re:Well Good on Music Industry Thriving In an Era of File Sharing · · Score: 1

    You insensitive clod, half of us already live off Ramen due to college expenses!

  15. Re:Winders Only, of course.... on Free Realms Approaches the Five-Million-Player Mark · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now Slashdot that's a browser game. The entire website is in the browser and can be read as long as you have the most up to date javascript. Even on linux.

  16. Re:Man, did I miss the boat. on Celebrate Your Next Birthday At the Microsoft Store · · Score: 1

    Privileged little bastard. In my day, for birthdays, we would trek fifteen miles through harsh winter snows to where the oldest flag in town was standing and collect the flaglings that would one day turn into that flag you planted and called a themepark! And we liked it!

    Now get off my lawn!

  17. Hmm... on Drunk Yoga · · Score: 1

    Flexibility, memory loss, and the inability to say "no". Thanks slashdot.

  18. Re:Biblical? on People Emit Visible Light · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If light in the visible part of the spectrum is emitted by a falling tree in the forest undergoing biochemical free radical reactions, but no one is around to see it, does it emit visible light?

  19. Re:Very cool, but... on Using Sound Waves For Outpatient Neurosurgery · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until the neurologist can ROCK my ailments away.

  20. Re:This is good and Jerry Avenaim doesn't get it on Why the Photos On Wikipedia Are So Bad · · Score: 1

    When I find myself wanting to read articles written by the overly imaginative, I prefer wookieepedia. It's at least as accurate and twice as entertaining.

  21. Re:I object! on RIAA Loses Bid To Keep Revenues Secret · · Score: 1

    Is asshole to the right of chaotic neutral or to the left of lawful good?

  22. Re:Also in BBC on Lightning Strikes Delay Shuttle Launch · · Score: 1

    What have they done! Pulling out Atlantis' stuck knob by hand is the reason that continent sank in the first place!

  23. Re:rabit from the moon on Planck Telescope Is Coolest Spacecraft Ever · · Score: 1

    I dunno. What's the temperature of the library of congress? How long can it maintain that temperature if we put it on the moon, and for how long has it been on the moon?

  24. Re:About an Autobahn lane projector ? on Bike Projector Makes Lane For Rider · · Score: 1

    Though on second thought, as a cyclist, I'm not sure a deathly laser assault on drivers is completely unwarranted.

    The last time I went cycling on a major road, I got honked at more times than I can count, and cursed at four times. Maybe an onslaught of coherent radiation is well deserved.

  25. I'm sorry Fry, but... on Comets Probably Seeded Earth's Nitrogen Atmosphere · · Score: 3, Funny

    Astronomers renamed that planet in 2020 to stop that stupid joke once and for all.
    Oh. What's it called now?
    Urectum