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The Outing of Pranknet

An anonymous reader writes "The Smoking Gun recently published a story on their investigation and outing of Pranknet, an online cabal that aims to take pranks to the next level. Their legacy includes thousands of dollars of damage, and many harassed souls. Many of the pranks have clear criminal implications. Reading their report may send chills down your collective spines." From the linked article: "Coalescing in an online chat room, members of the group, known as Pranknet, use the telephone to carry out cruel and outrageous hoaxes, which they broadcast live around-the-clock on the Internet. Masquerading as hotel employees, emergency service workers, and representatives of fire alarm companies, 'Dex' and his cohorts have successfully prodded unwitting victims to destroy hotel rooms and lobbies, set off sprinkler systems, activate fire alarms, and damage assorted fast food restaurants. But while Pranknet's hoaxes have caused millions of dollars in damages, it is the group's efforts to degrade and frighten targets that makes it even more odious ..."

543 comments

  1. these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    here we call them FELONIES!

    1. Re:these are not pranks! by Kratisto · · Score: 2, Funny

      To report a felony, please send your Social Security number and a short report of the crime to identitythief2001@sketchydomain.biz

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    2. Re:these are not pranks! by Eil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      here we call them FELONIES!

      This.

      And also, I'm 100% positive that I will turn on the news tomorrow and hear the media refer to this DouchNet as a group of hackers.

    3. Re:these are not pranks! by Virak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be fair, social engineering is more of 'hacking' than a lot of what gets passed off as such these days, even if it's just used to be gigantic assholes.

    4. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't me!

    5. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ur email isnt working so I hope U can see this post. Social security number is 867-53-0999 and I am reporting this guy named Tariq Malik who tried to steel my identities. Thnx for ur help Mr. Policeman.

    6. Re:these are not pranks! by Hojima · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is sadly a major blow to free speech and anonymity. I know many people usually think that they should be suppressed this much to prevent these things from happening, however, having services such as anonymous calling eliminated is not the solution. I hate it when people say that "free speech doesn't mean you can yell 'fire' in a crowded theater", because it was actually used in the case of "Schenck v. United States", in which Schenck was ONLY PROTESTING WITH LEAFLETS AGAINST THE WWI DRAFT, not manipulating people to cause any damage (it pisses me off that Schenck lost since it was one of the largest blows to the constitution). The solution to stopping events like these is information. People yelling 'fire' in a crowded theater? Take measures to assure the crowd that only the designated alarms will indicate danger, and when those fail, only the employees wearing distinguished clothes are to be listened to. Yes, I know that we can't stop all tragedies like this, and there are ways to get around them, but playing the despot and banning anonymity will have far worse consequences from people with more selfish ambitions.

    7. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! Thats my SS number.

    8. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the article, Pranknet social engineered the phone company into redirecting the phones of various businesses to the prankster's Skype account, so it's not just to be gigantic assholes that they engage in social engineering. They actually broke the law.

    9. Re:these are not pranks! by Bobb9000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree with you that banning anonymity is a bad idea, but why does everybody keep thinking that the context of Schenck is relevant? Or in your case, apparently, that people should never be punished for speech? If speech causes the sort of harm that we otherwise have laws in place to prevent (i.e., riots, murder for hire, trampling), why shouldn't we punish people for it? Political dissent does not directly lead to that sort of harm, thus it should not be constrained. In those rare cases where we have overlap, that's why we have a court system. It didn't protect us properly in Schenck, but it has in many other cases. When you figure out how to have a perfect system of government, let me know.

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    10. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous+Cowar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      social engineering: because there is no patch for human stupidity.

    11. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here we call them 4chan!

    12. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! That's the combination to my luggage!

    13. Re:these are not pranks! by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you that banning anonymity is a bad idea, but why does everybody keep thinking that the context of Schenck is relevant?

      Because when the most famous use of a principle is blatant abuse thereof, it may be worth rethinking the desirability of the principle.

    14. Re:these are not pranks! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except that you understood it, and thus it is perfectly acceptable language. That's the beauty of a living language -- it evolves.

      Now if I had wanted to complain about your abuse of the language, I would have told you to put quotes around your first use of This, excuse me, I mean "This".

    15. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is one of the stupidest analogies ever. If there actually is a fire in a crowded theatre you can be damn sure I'm gonna yell. Even if I'm lying, which option is more likely - that everyone leaves in an orderly fashion or everyone starts trampling and mauling each other in a wild stampede for the exit? There is no tragedy to be avoided - except the possible tragedy of someone not yelling 'fire' when there actually is one because they believe it's not permitted.

    16. Re:these are not pranks! by stuckinphp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hitler had a neat script we could probably port over with perl. I don't think I want that on my conscience though.

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    17. Re:these are not pranks! by azc · · Score: 1

      Would you call the antics of "Borat" or "Bruno" felonies as well, as they may be considered felonies as well?

    18. Re:these are not pranks! by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      Remind me again, how much property damage were involved in those?

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    19. Re:these are not pranks! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't the newspeak word for this "terrorism"?
      Hmm... I guess even the oldspeak word is "terrorism", because they are creating the terror that gave that word its name, don't they?
      (Yes, our government creates terror too.)

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    20. Re:these are not pranks! by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Would you call the antics of "Borat" or "Bruno" felonies as well

      I believe all good people do.

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    21. Re:these are not pranks! by Oligonicella · · Score: 3, Informative

      What a stupid remark. The entire understood context to the phrase "yelling fire in a crowded theater" is about lying. To top it off, you state explicitly that you'll do the stupid thing, which is to behave hysterically. As if to laden the cake with idiot icing, you construct a straw argument to bolster your dumb concepts.

    22. Re:these are not pranks! by Bobb9000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Fine. Do you think that we should all be allowed to yell "fire" in crowded theatres? I don't. There, rethought. The ultimate question is whether you think government is ever correct to punish people for speech. I do. If you don't, say so outright. The fire example was Holmes's (in my view, reasonable) example of a situation where obviously the government should be able to step in. The historical fact that Holmes then goes on to value the government's ease of conscripting soldiers over political speech has no bearing on the basic principle that speech can cause harm, which government may be right to punish.

      Incidentally, whether "the most famous use of a principle is blatant abuse thereof" is a far less useful indicator of a law's desirability than you seem to think. Controversy attracts attention, not to mention court cases, while regular usage of a law is ignored. Additionally, you'll find that there are many famous examples of people whom the courts have decided were completely protected. I direct you, most colorfully, to Paul Cohen, who walked into a courthouse with a jacket bearing the words "Fuck the Draft". If that's protected, what exactly is it that you'd like to do that isn't?

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    23. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I like the way if you try to post SS ids on slashdot it replaces the digits with random numbers to protect people.

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    24. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      This

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    25. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're not felonies if they're committed by Kermit the Frog

      (see Malik's picture)

    26. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly didn't understand it. Can you tell me what the parent meant by the lone "This"?

    27. Re:these are not pranks! by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a problem with such metaphors in the law: First, the mapping of 'yelling fire' is a particularly poor analogy to the case in Schenck. Second, there are some other poor analogies and metaphors in law and every one of them that comes to mind offhand seems to be part of just those very areas where reasonable people are still struggling and the law seems to lack continuity. I think those analogies contribute to the ambiguity that makes these sore spots in law. As you point out, controversy attracts more court cases, and this sort of analogy seems to keep the controversy going.
            Did you know there has never been a court case where a man hacked up his wife with a cleaver, but claimed to be not guilty because he was so delusional at the time he thought he was cutting up a head of cabbage? It's an analogy that has been raised many times since it was coined, notably in the John Hinkley trial, but it isn't a very good analogy for that case, or any other I can find where it was introduced in court. Most people know that the legal definition of insanity isn't the same as the clinical one, but there's the roots of that distinction, a really stretched analogy that's been used in jury instruction or closing arguments many times since, without, I submit, being questioned nearly enough.
            I'd even argue that the whole behavioral model that comes from treating schools as gaining 'in loco parentis' rights causes the problems it does because it's a poor fitting analogy at heart. One reason for proclaiming it a poorly fitting or badly stretched analogy is that it doesn't cut off at age 18, when the student nominally becomes a legal adult.
            Speaking can arguably be part of causing harm, but can the words themselves? The 'Fire in a crowded theater' example presumes the person is guilty, not because of the actual word, but by method (presumably the person shouts 'Fire!' in the same manner he or she might for a real fire - I won't swear that you can't panic a bunch of people by behaving calmly and saying 'fire' in a low, comfortable tone of voice, but it would seem difficult). Possibly, running franticly down the aisle, screaming incoherently, could have the exact same effect, with no semantic content, as could faking a fire with smoke bombs and colored lighting tricks.
              I'd submit that speech is just one possible tool to commit certain crimes. (i.e. Reckless endangerment, in the case of the theater crowd). Note for a similar example, you could commit a fraud by speech, but non-speech actions, such as salting land with fake mineral samples, could theoretically be sufficient to prove fraud as well (AFAIK). There are some crimes where the content is as important as the delivery, but libel or slander are punishable based on separate legal principles, and there's even a sort of non-speech equivalent to them (planting false evidence of a crime).
            If you can think of some others where the communication aspect matters separately from the method, maybe you could make a better case. The only other one I can think of seems to be pornography, and the courts tend to claim that isn't speech at all, so I don't see how they can rationally apply the 'crowded theater' analogy to porn.

         

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    28. Re:these are not pranks! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 4, Funny

      Political dissent does not directly lead to that sort of harm, ...

      "Offer may vary in North Korea and Iran."

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    29. Re:these are not pranks! by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 1

      I honestly didn't understand it. Can you tell me what the parent meant by the lone "This"?

      Thank you. I have been wondering about "This" for a while. I used to see it all the time on fark (when I used to read fark), but it doesn't make any sense. There will be a headline that makes a direct statement, then someone will quote it entirely and just add "This". What the hell does that mean? Also, what does it add to the conversation?

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    30. Re:these are not pranks! by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      Because we actually have laws to deal with consequences when someone goes from talking to acting?

      What you want is 'thoughtcrime'. Government wants it too. It's great crime all around for anyone in power.

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    31. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The creepy thing about Hitler/Pol Pot/Stalin/Mao and so on is that the average intelligence of the people they killed was probably higher than the average in the population.

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    32. Re:these are not pranks! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The creepy thing about Hitler/Pol Pot/Stalin/Mao and so on is that the average intelligence of the people they killed was probably higher than the average in the population.

      Or maybe not, given that Nazi Germany euthanized people with severe disabilities, and that was particularly aimed at severely mentally ill. You also make the mistake of assuming that bright people were mostly in opposition - it's not always true. It was definitely not true for the Nazis, where some of the Party elite were pretty smart, and so were a lot of Waffen-SS officers.

    33. Re:these are not pranks! by binford2k · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's internet shorthand for "I'm a fucking idiot and don't have anything particularly intelligent to contribute, so I'll post something snarky and meaningless and hope that someone thinks that I'm cool. Oh, and yeah, whatever that dude said."

    34. Re:these are not pranks! by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1, Troll

      This.

    35. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in San Diego about a decade ago, we had a truly horrible person commit a double murder (a married couple sleeping in their bed) that was made into a TV movie (The Betty Broderick Story). Her sentence was 25 years on each count.

      My very favorite line, taken from the actual court transcript was when the judge said "And because it is within my power, I order these two sentences be served not simultaneously but consecutively."

      Does anyone know whether Canadian judges would have similar leeway in sentencing a multiply-convicted Mr. Pranknet?

      By the way, anybody who thinks free speech means you can commit fraud verbally with constitutional protection is just plain stupid.

    36. Re:these are not pranks! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a patch, but for some odd reason the system kinda discourages its application because it involves the removal of some nodes in the cluster...

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    37. Re:these are not pranks! by haifastudent · · Score: 1

      This was more than social engineering. You should listen to the guy fighting with the couple and insisting when the man refused:
      http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0803091pranknet1.html

      Go down the panel on the right side of the page, there are recordings of the calls in Flash. It's funny, but it's sad and scary.

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    38. Re:these are not pranks! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Erh... no, yes, maybe...

      Goebbels was quite intelligent, albeit dangerously manipulatively so. Hess was a loonie, maybe intelligent but easy to influence and living in a makebelieve world (ok, the latter being true for almost all of them, at least if they weren't just in for power&money). Göring was mostly a corrupt buffoon. In general, intelligence wasn't a determining factor when it came to your position in the Reich. In the SS, your ancestry was more important than real qualification. Yes, of course that means that, by the law of numbers, you get a fair deal of intelligent people, but you also get a lot of utterly stupid ones.

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    39. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that is exactly what the creepy thing about systematically murdering millions of people is.

    40. Re:these are not pranks! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      As it's been pointed out above, they (also) killed the "stupid" ones, so the average stayed the same, the standard deviation from the average probably shrinked.

      Which is quite logic, if you look at it closely and how fascism works. I forgot who said it, but fascism is nothing but the radical form of the petty bourgeoisie. It's the cult of the "normal" and the rejection of any individuality or deviation of that norm. You will notice that nowhere in history (save some other autocratic, oppressive dictatorships) you had such a prosecution of minorities, for no other good reason than them not being normal. It had no religious background as in former years, they got hunted down because they were different, because they were seens as "impossible to integrate into the German people". The Jews being the most prominent one, but they were by far not the only minority group caught in the crosshairs of the Nazis. Sinti and Romanies, Jehovah's Witnesses (or pretty much any non-standard religious group), homosexuals, freemasons (again, only the most prominent "secret society"), any artist that didn't want to celebrate the cult of normal... you'll find anyone on that list that didn't agree to be a "good German" and "be normal".

      This does of course include a fair lot of the intelligentsia.

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    41. Re:these are not pranks! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd submit that speech is just one possible tool to commit certain crimes. (i.e. Reckless endangerment, in the case of the theater crowd).

      Bingo. It isn't the speech that should be illegal. It is the crime itself, that in some cases may be aided by speech, that should be prosecuted. Freedom of speech needs to be absolute, but that does not mean committing a crime through the use of speech gets any exemption.

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    42. Re:these are not pranks! by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hitler had a neat script we could probably port over with perl. I don't think I want that on my conscience though.

      I don't think I'd want that on my concience either. If you had a chance to go back in time and kill the creator of Perl, you'd probably do it.

    43. Re:these are not pranks! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Some of the things he did were clearly felonies. Others are simply pranks. It's really hard to draw a line here, personally I'd draw it when personal or property damage is involved, or when someone is left in a state of fear.

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    44. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well Ashkenazi Jews famously have a higher than average IQ. Of the Nazi leadership, only Goebbels and Speer had a decent education. Speer possibly tried to gas Hitler's bunker and certainly sabotaged the Nazi scorched earth policy.

      Relativity and quantum mechanics were denounced as "Jewish science" and even non Jewish academics were fired and replaced by political placemen. Most of the support for the Nazis came from the ill educated.

      Stalin killed kulaks - anyone who wasn't dirt poor. Pol Pot and Mao (neither of whom was educated) bragged about how many intellectuals they killed and peasants they promoted. All regimes burned books, persecuted authors and sacked academics for political reasons so it wouldn't surprise me if they were unpopular with intellectuals.

      In many ways it's abusive management writ large - loyalty is more important than talent and the smart people leave. Just like companies with poor management tend to become mediocre or fail, it's the same with countries. The big difference of course is that your boss can't kill you and you can choose to work somewhere else.

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    45. Re:these are not pranks! by scire9 · · Score: 0

      No, the ultimate question is "is yelling fire in a crowded theater even considered speech?" I say it's not. I believe strongly in freedom of speech, but the point is to consider what exactly constitutes speech. From a justice standpoint, pulling a fire alarm and shouting "fire" in a crowded theater produce about the same product. Is pulling a fire alarm going to be considered an act of speech? Not under the given circumstances, if ever.

    46. Re:these are not pranks! by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Terrorism isn't creating terror: it's creating terror for a political purpose. Creating terror for fun doesn't count.

    47. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      "The really frightening thing about totalitarianism is not that it commits "atrocities" but that it attacks the concept of objective truth; it claims to control the past as well as the future."
      - George Orwell.

      The reason it's creepy is because if these regimes had ended up ruling the whole world, 1984 style, no one would even know they had ever done anything wrong. History would be whatever the party says it is, language would be meaningless cliche and so on. In fact if that had happened, I'm not even sure we could have this conversation because the history and concepts we're discussing would have been erased.

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    48. Re:these are not pranks! by thej1nx · · Score: 1
      Are you an idiot or an ignoramus? The analogy is well-known and implies that the person yelling fire is doing so, when there is NOT any fire.

      Depending on the circumstances and people involved, a stampede is generally the most likely outcome. People who are exposed to regular fire drills will walk out in an orderly fashion. People who are not used to regular fire drills, say in countries like Bangladesh or Pakistan etc. will most certainly have a stampede.

      Even in USA, people are not exactly the most rational and disciplined folks.

      Such a stampede could probably be understandable in case of an actual fire, in case of untrained folks. They were trying to escape a real threat. But to cause stampede deaths by sheer malice, when no actual threat even existed, is not wrong to you?

      Basically all that your argument boils down to is "since those people had no experience on how to react in case of an life-threatening situation and panicked, therefore they deserved to die for their shortcoming, and I have a right to cause their deaths via my malicious prank". You are basically a prick.

    49. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if they were only pranks putting them on slashdot front page is an ego boost they didn't really need. Let's stick to stuff that matters.

    50. Re:these are not pranks! by jamesh · · Score: 1

      laden the cake with idiot icing

      thanks for that. I need a laugh :)

    51. Re:these are not pranks! by Bobb9000 · · Score: 1

      What about when it is the speech itself that causes the harm? That's the precise point of all this - we're not talking about punishing people for talking about yelling "fire" in a theatre, or even for arguing that people should (within limits). I don't want thoughtcrime, I want a limited form of speechcrime, where said speech either causes or directly leads to things the government should be preventing. That's a very important distinction.

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    52. Re:these are not pranks! by jadel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lenin and Stalin was also enamored with Lysenko. This lead to the imprisonment and execution of a number of Russian geneticists.

      From the wikipedia article:
      "In 1948, genetics was officially declared "a bourgeois pseudoscience"; all geneticists were fired from work (some were also arrested), and all genetic research was discontinued. Nikita Khrushchev, who claimed to be an expert in agricultural science, also valued Lysenko as a great scientist, and the taboo on genetics continued (but all geneticists were released or rehabilitated posthumously). The ban was only waived in the mid 1960s."

    53. Re:these are not pranks! by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      Consequences should be enough prevention.

      That is the point. Let people speak and do dumb stuff if they wish so. Just make sure their actions have consequences that mirror what they caused.

      That is all we need. Smart person will not call for riot. I-have-nothing-to-loose would do so regardless of law anyway. And with your approach, it is unlikely that he would be taken in for inciting riots before they happen anyway.

      Simply, it is dumb and leads to slippery slope because you can as well start taking in people who think about rioting...

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    54. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That speaking out against ones government doesn't cause atrocities is nothing more than an opinion, one that I share, but still a opinion and also very relative to the culture where it might occur. The reason why countries like China stifle free speech is precisely because in the context of their world, lifting the sanctions on expression probably would in fact lead exactly to riots, murder for hire, trampling, and many more terrible things that wouldn't be healthy for a nation that is, at the moment, doing a fairly decent job of slowly improving the quality of living for its citizens. Now whether or not THAT is a good or bad thing is entirely another opinion in and of itself. The brave men that fought the American Revolutionary War thought so when they killed and died for liberty, and Mao thought a billion or so murders was seen as a justifiable means to an end back in the time when it was the Peoples Republic of China that were the dissidents fighting a revolution against the Republic of China. Language and speech are more powerful of a force than an atomic bomb, if you look at it from the perspective that it is a word that orders a bomb to be launched. As an individual I support free speech with every fiber in my being, but I also have the sense to let go of my beliefs just long enough to try and understand the need for a temporary transitional government that limits freedoms, even if it takes several lifetimes for it to reach a goal of becoming a democratic state.

    55. Re:these are not pranks! by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      Like the other who replied to your post, it's important to note that Sasha Baron Cohen did not engage in destruction of property or try to shirk responsibility for his actions. The PrankNet members showed little concern in this department, actually delighting in the damage they caused, believing themselves immune. The attitude of "they can't arrest me 'cause I live in Canada!" was seen more than once in the article.

      I recommend reading the article again: the US law enforcement agencies really are treating these pranks as felonies, due to the damage done and the callous disregard of the victims. I could even see Canada extraditing the guy over this.

    56. Re:these are not pranks! by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      The reason it's creepy is because if these regimes had ended up ruling the whole world, 1984 style, no one would even know they had ever done anything wrong. History would be whatever the party says it is, language would be meaningless cliche and so on. In fact if that had happened, I'm not even sure we could have this conversation because the history and concepts we're discussing would have been erased.

      Or we could be having the exact same conversation. The most effective prison is when the prisoner builds his own cage. The growth of the Internet has not only kept in pace but has accelerated the growth of gullibility. When a population blindly accepts curbs on it's own liberties in the name of security, 1984 has long arrived. Large groups of Americans actively vote against their own interests which are kept narrowly defined by the manipulation of power in an effective two party monopoly. The most secure form of dictatorship is a "managed" democracy.

    57. Re:these are not pranks! by ojintoad · · Score: 2, Informative
    58. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You don't have to go back in time to kill the creator of Perl... *wink*

    59. Re:these are not pranks! by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      You talk about "smart" and "crazy" as if they are mutually exclusive.

    60. Re:these are not pranks! by redJag · · Score: 4, Funny

      Really? Cool! Let me try...
      hunter2

    61. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If people can argue whether or not they're living in the world similar to Orwell's 1984, they aren't.

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    62. Re:these are not pranks! by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      I don't see how they can rationally apply the 'crowded theater' analogy to porn.

      I think I saw that porn...although it wasn't an analogy, and it was definitely crowded...

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    63. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I have been wondering about "This" for a while. I used to see it all the time on fark (when I used to read fark), but it doesn't make any sense. There will be a headline that makes a direct statement, then someone will quote it entirely and just add "This". What the hell does that mean? Also, what does it add to the conversation?

      This.

    64. Re:these are not pranks! by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1
      I don't get it. If someone were to actually yell fire in a theater, pretty much everyone would look at the guy yelling, look around and not see a fire, and then roll their eyes at the handitard in the back yelling over nothing. The worst that would happen is a couple of dirty looks. Just because someone yells something, doesn't mean the masses respond instantly. Otherwise, when the police come to arrest him for yelling "Fire" in the theater, all he'd have to do is yell "Kill that guy! He's a terrorist!" and everyone would do it.

      In other news, mind control has been disproven.

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    65. Re:these are not pranks! by russotto · · Score: 1

      Bingo. It isn't the speech that should be illegal. It is the crime itself, that in some cases may be aided by speech, that should be prosecuted. Freedom of speech needs to be absolute, but that does not mean committing a crime through the use of speech gets any exemption.

      You can't split hairs that finely. There's no bright line between "speech" and "committing a crime through use of speech". For example, sedition (where illegal) is a crime often committed through speech, but freedom of speech would be pretty meaningless if the government could punish seditious speech.

    66. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you would think they were crazy

      But on the 4chan and livejournal it makes them cool and trendy.

      I don't like it either, now get off my lawn.

    67. Re:these are not pranks! by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you would be fine with me orchestrating a campaign to convince people you are a child molester? It's free speech. I'm also going to find out all your private information and post it online for scammers to use. Then I'm going to call your job and report you for stealing company property. Then I'll call your wife/S.O. and tell them you are cheating. And that's just the beginning, buddy. But I'm not going to do anything illegal myself, oh no. Nothing but exercising my free speech. And there's nothing you can do.

      Ah, anonymity and free speech, the vindictive asshole's wet dream.

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    68. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess even the oldspeak word is "terrorism", because they are creating the terror that gave that word its name, don't they?

      How the hell did that get modded up? What these people did is douchebaggery and is probably illegal but it is not "terrorism."
       

      the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature

    69. Re:these are not pranks! by Bobb9000 · · Score: 1

      I'm not clear on where we're disagreeing. Where do you keep getting bit about arresting people for their thoughts? I'm not talking about passing a law that specifically says, "Yelling 'fire' in a crowded theatre" is illegal, or thinking about doing so is illegal, or talking about doing so is illegal. I'm talking about a law saying that if you take an action, without sufficient cause, that you could reasonably foresee would lead to the injury or death of others, you should be punished in some way. Speech is simply one of those actions. Are these not the consequences you were thinking of?

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    70. Re:these are not pranks! by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you didn't go back in time to kill the creator of Perl - the actual goal of such an endeavor (the prevention of the creation of Perl), is unattainable.

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    71. Re:these are not pranks! by NitroWolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that you understood it, and thus it is perfectly acceptable language. That's the beauty of a living language -- it evolves.

      Now if I had wanted to complain about your abuse of the language, I would have told you to put quotes around your first use of This, excuse me, I mean "This".

      So your criteria for "Perfectly Acceptable" is that it can be understood? Seriously?

      That's not the beauty of a living language, that's the "beauty" of the human cognition system. It has nothing to do with the language, living or dead. Your entire premise is false either way, though. Just because something can be understood does not make it acceptable. l33t sp34k is understandable as well, but that does not make it perfectly acceptable. It's annoying to read and juvenile.

      I am not making any comments on the use of "This." as a statement, please keep that in mind. I'm just calling you on your bullshit statement that "anything understandable is perfectly acceptable language."

    72. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people are stupid enough to do what someone says over the phone without demanding poof that they are who they say they are... They deserve to be charged with the crime/stupidity. I mean, protecting the stupid just promotes de-evolution.

      Thanks...

    73. Re:these are not pranks! by GarryFre · · Score: 1

      I would add that the pranknet site is probably about as safe as being locked alone with a cellmate named bubba. Their next victim could be you. PS: I really liked this comment, but I wanted to comment in a separate thread, and I note that there appears to be no way to comment except in reply to someone else's comment. I must be blind, where in the hell is the link to make a comment instead of replying to a pre-existing one?

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    74. Re:these are not pranks! by Paul+Carver · · Score: 1

      If people can argue whether or not they're living in the world similar to Orwell's 1984, they aren't.

      If people can argue whether or not they're living in the world similar to Orwell's 1984, they aren't quite yet.

      Check back in a couple years.

    75. Re:these are not pranks! by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      867-53-0999

      Is that Jenny's SSN?

    76. Re:these are not pranks! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You need to distinguish what is understandable language from what your personal tastes find unappealing. Your dislike of some idiomatic usage does not make it non-language.

      Your comparison to leet-speak is telling; do you also find other languages unacceptable? I am sure it is quite annoying for you to face a language you can't read. But that does not make them unacceptable.

      As for being juvenile, that is your opinion of the context. Throwing foreign languages into a conversation just to show off my language skills would no doubt be thought juvenile in many quarters, but that does not make them unacceptable as languages either.

    77. Re:these are not pranks! by fifedrum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what, no funny mods? mods must all be children or something.

    78. Re:these are not pranks! by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      No S.O, boss, news organization should trust an anonymous source without real evidence. If your S.O. would dump you or even give a seconds thought to an anonymous call that said you were cheating, then [s]he isn't worth the carbon the [s]he is made of and you should get out of that relationship ASAP.

      AND slander isn't protected by free speech. I only want my opinion's and facts protected, not lies.

    79. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wish you people would read the damn book. The world of 1984 did not result from a slippery slope erosion of civil liberties - there was a revolution and a civil war. The Party took over and presumably members of all other parties were imprisoned and killed.

      In fact the world of 1984 can't result from a slippery slope - the Party needed to be in power for a long time to destroy first its opponents, then civil society, and finally history and language. Next on the agenda is the family, the orgasm and the sex instinct - anything that distracts people from their love of Big Brother and Ingsoc. The point of 1984 is that things have already gone far enough that the system is permanent, they will go much farther and result in a society which is no longer recognisably human with no art, science or literature. In the world of 1984 there are no free societies left it is implied that this will happen to all humans.

      In our world there were certainly attempts to build a society like that in 1984. Stalin, Hitler, Mao etc. Hitler's regime was destroyed militarily. Stalin and Mao killed millions and did enormous and lasting damage to society but because they were competing militarily with other free societies it prevented them going this far - Orwell set up his world purposely so that this wouldn't happen. Note that the mere existance of free societies as competition is enough to prevent a 1984 style world where scientifc progress comes to a halt because 1984 style societies are awful at science and hence technology.

      You can see this with North Korea now, perhaps the closest thing to 1984 that ever existed. The NK regime has been obsessed with weapons for since its foundation - oddly enough the NK regime dates back to 1948, the year Orwell published 1984. However process has been very slow. The US and USSR had ICBMs in the and nukes in 1950s. NK has apparently spent a huge percentage of its budget on research and a quick visit to South Korea tells you that Koreans are excellent engineers. Still NK has managed only recently demonstrate nukes and still no viable ICBM. Basically they are stuck in 50's.

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    80. Re:these are not pranks! by ackatack · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lenin and Stalin was also enamored with Lysenko.

      Lenin had nothing to do with Lysenko. Lysenko came around several years after Lenin died.

    81. Re:these are not pranks! by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Congratulations, you have grasped my point: slander isn't protected speech. Neither is yelling 'fire' in a crowded, non-burning theater, or inciting a riot. I guess I should always quote the person to whom I am responding. They seemed to be arguing that all speech should be protected, and I gave one of the obvious counter-examples.

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    82. Re:these are not pranks! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      So you would be fine with me orchestrating a campaign to convince people you are a child molester?

      Defamation is not protected speech; neither is incitement to riot/violence/panic. You can say it, since prior restraint is even worse than these things, but you won't get off easy.

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    83. Re:these are not pranks! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      To be fair, you can't get the really interesting crazy without also being really smart.

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    84. Re:these are not pranks! by spun · · Score: 1

      zweistein was arguing that ALL speech should be protected, and only actions should be punished. I gave one of the obvious counter examples. I suppose I should have quoted the post I was replying to, to avoid this confusion...

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    85. Re:these are not pranks! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      yeah, I was wondering about that.

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    86. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human language doesn't exist outside the human cognition system (or a reconstructed analogue).

    87. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are not the clothes I choose to wear a part of free speech?

      Granting that, I could choose to wear those "distinguishing clothes". You restrict the wearing of certain kinds of uniforms, but that still restricts speech, is patchy, and doesn't get at the real problem - which is that the speech was such that it did real physical harm (that it was intended solely to do so makes the case particularly unambiguous).

    88. Re:these are not pranks! by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you have grasped my point

      I WIN! I WIN!

      Just kidding-
        I don't know how I didn't follow that before. Whoops. I think I walked away from my computer, than came back and just read your comment as is.

    89. Re:these are not pranks! by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      It may be perfectly legal from a criminal standpoint, but you'd open yourself up to huge libel and slander lawsuits. This is actually not such a bad situation, in my opinion. The government should not be able to silence you for your speech, but if you directly harm other people with false speech they should be able to sue you for damages

    90. Re:these are not pranks! by thej1nx · · Score: 1
      Mass hysteria and mob panic on the other hand, are proven phenomenons.

      It depends on circumstances as well. Yell bomb at an airport, and see how rational people act. You will have a guaranteed stampede/panic with everyone trying to get away. That is because the american media/government has successfully used propaganda to exaggerate a threat. There was just *one* terrorist attack 8 years ago, and less people died than have died in car accidents every year. And yet, people have been conditioned to panic so strongly, that they forget all rationality and act like a chicken with its head cut off.

      In fact, the hysteria is so great, that someone is bound to tag me a troll just for correctly stating facts about your chances of dying in a road accident being greater than dying in a terrorist attack. So with that level of irrationality, why wouldn't there be a stampede if someone did actually yell bomb inside an aircraft ready to take off?

      The panic level gets higher with enclosed spaces, such as inside of an aircraft about to take off, or a small theater, due to much lower chances of escaping the situation.

      Similarly, if there has recently been a fire in a theater, with casualties, you can bet your ass, people will not bother to stick around to check for the actual fire at all.

      I am surprised that you will actually argue against what has already happened. The law against yelling fire in theater actually does come from a real incident, if you are ignorant of it. 73 people died, despite all your nonsense about how it cannot happen. No matter how much you prefer to delude yourself and lie about it, it has already actually happened.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Hall_disaster

    91. Re:these are not pranks! by jadel · · Score: 1

      Good point. Unfortunately I can't edit the post to correct the error.

    92. Re:these are not pranks! by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      I never stated that a fire cannot happen, I stated that if someone FALSELY yelled fire, people would look around and realize. Maybe read my post before attempting to refute it.

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    93. Re:these are not pranks! by spun · · Score: 1

      You weren't the only one, so don't feel bad. I should have quoted zwei2stein so nobody got confused.

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    94. Re:these are not pranks! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      You can't split hairs that finely. There's no bright line between "speech" and "committing a crime through use of speech". For example, sedition (where illegal) is a crime often committed through speech, but freedom of speech would be pretty meaningless if the government could punish seditious speech.

      Sedition is purely speech whereas something like fraud is not. Thus criminalizing sedition is guaranteed to be a violation of the freedom of speech. You want to make over-throwing the government or attempting to over-throw the government a crime, then fine, that's not an act that requires speech although speech may aid in it. The difference is that sedition singles out speech while over-throwing the government does not.

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    95. Re:these are not pranks! by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      He was inciting people to commit a crime (draft dodging). i'm pretty sure that's illegal.

      "Leave Europe at the mercy of the Kaiser" is one thing. "Cowards, unite! Break the law!" is another.

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    96. Re:these are not pranks! by Damvan · · Score: 1

      If you had actually read the article he linked about the Italian Hall disaster, you would have read that 73 people died because someone FALSELY yelled fire. Instead of reading the link he posted, you insult him for not reading your post when his link precisely addressed your point. Maybe you should read his post before attempting to refute it.

    97. Re:these are not pranks! by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      well...well...maybe YOU should shut up! ya fine, you caught me.

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  2. /i/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All internet chaos comes from /i/

  3. Train wreck phenomenon by girlintraining · · Score: 2, Interesting

    successfully prodded unwitting victims to destroy hotel rooms and lobbies, set off sprinkler systems, activate fire alarms, and damage assorted fast food restaurants[...]Pranknet's hoaxes have caused millions of dollars in damages,

    Movies cost hundreds of millions to create, market, distribute, and be consumed for the same reason: Entertainment. The difference is, movies are legal and often fictional. But does it matter to those watching? No. The deeper question here is -- why do people watch it? Why the popularity? The answer says a lot more about us, the audience, than it does about the criminals.

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    1. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by pen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What are you talking about? There is a lot more of a difference between these pranks and movies; For example, the actors' and crews' voluntary participation, and not causing uncompensated damage to someone's property and psyche. I'm sure there are some examples, but they're generally frowned upon. Causing millions of dollars in damages to someone's property and not compensating them for it is not the same as paying a crew millions of dollars to film a movie. Give me a break!

    2. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by girlintraining · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That whooshing sound over your head is the point you missed.

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    3. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by pen · · Score: 0

      Care to clarify it for me?

    4. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hes just saying that movies and pranks appeal to the same audience.

      I think he is also being rhetorical.

    5. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah: Movies are made for entertainment. Pranknet was made for entertainment. They both use the same medium doing so. Pranknet wouldn't exist without an audience to consume it, just like any other entertainment product. It would seem that it doesn't matter how the entertainment was made (legal, illegal, whatever) -- what matters is the audience wants it.

      Why?

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    6. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pranknet wouldn't exist without an audience to consume it

      I don't know if I buy that. I've seen plenty of asshats who are willing to harass people and destroy their property without the benefit of sharing their deeds with a broader audience.

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    7. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know if I buy that. I've seen plenty of asshats who are willing to harass people and destroy their property without the benefit of sharing their deeds with a broader audience.

      True, but when someone picks up a video camera and starts recording their criminal activities in a willful fashion, they've advanced beyond mere asshattery and touch the realm of the sociopathic. It's quite clear that fame was the motivation behind a lot of these so-called "pranks". They wanted popularity and didn't care who suffered for it. That's quite a bit different than the average criminal, which often conducts their activities in an effort to avoid drawing attention to themselves, and the motivation is usually money.

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    8. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's quite clear that fame was the motivation behind a lot of these so-called "pranks". They wanted popularity and didn't care who suffered for it.

      The thing is, I see little difference between what they're doing and what Cohen does in Borat and Bruno: Exploiting other people because there's a market for it and he can make a buck/Euro off of it. Sure, Cohen is a lot more careful to stay within the law, but the intent and "morality" of it is the same. One just happens to be more extreme.

      The following supports what I'm saying:

      Malik appears to believe that Pranknet will someday achieve the mainstream success of the Jerky Boys or Comedy Central's "Crank Yankers." He remarked one evening that, "If we get it big enough, it could get more than just fun."

      Obviously, a lot of the pranks listed in the article will never get that kind of success, but it shows the mentality is pretty much the same.

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    9. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Eh I wouldn't say sociopathic. When /i/nsurgents raid something they do it because they're anonymous and they're invincible and they can do whatever they want without consequences- so they do. At least from what I hear it seems like a "wouldn't it be hilarious" kind of thing, not a "yessss.. more bloooddddd..." kind of thing.

    10. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Hubbell · · Score: 2

      Maybe people shouldn't be so stupid as to listen to anything someone tells them on the phone and demand to see someone in person if it's as serious as they are being told? I sure as hell would tell anyone calling me on a phone to go fuck themselves if they even hinted at wanting me to do anything which I could be held liable for.

    11. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Eh I wouldn't say sociopathic. When /i/nsurgents raid something they do it because they're anonymous and they're invincible and they can do whatever they want without consequences- so they do.

      Doing something for no other reason than because you can, without regard for the consequences, ethical implications etc., is pretty much the definition of sociopathic.

    12. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having read TFA it doesn't seem like there was much of an audience. According to the report, the number of listeners barely toped 200, and half of those were probably law enforcement.

    13. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe people shouldn't be so stupid as to listen to anything someone tells them on the phone and demand to see someone in person if it's as serious as they are being told?

      Some of the pranks were committed by people in person. How else do you think they got a car inside a building?

      And really, if the fire departments calls your business saying that you need to leave ASAP because of a gas leak, you're going to say "Nah. You guys show up first. If the building doesn't explode before you get here, then I'll know it's a hoax."

      Not suggesting that they weren't gullible, but you do have to take the element of urgency into account.

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    14. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by fooslacker · · Score: 1

      Pranknet wouldn't exist without an audience to consume it

      I don't know if I buy that. I've seen plenty of asshats who are willing to harass people and destroy their property without the benefit of sharing their deeds with a broader audience.

      I'm not sure I have an answer to the why but I will say I don't see too many "asshats who are willing to harass people and destroy their property without the benefit of sharing their deeds with a broader audience". The democratizing effect of modern technology now means that that audience is large but you rarely find people who harass just to harass (short of true sociopaths).

      Instead you find people largely doing this type of stuff to impress an audience even if it is just their circle of friends. The mentality is similar to concepts like Jackass, Crank Yankers, Borat, Bruno, etc. It's just less mainstream and the damages aren't covered by a studio and insurance company. If there really are folks out there doing it by themselves without an audience (even a small one) for no other reason than that they can they are either anarchists (which is technically a reason) or sociopaths.

    15. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by bhartman34 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe people shouldn't be so stupid as to listen to anything someone tells them on the phone and demand to see someone in person if it's as serious as they are being told? I sure as hell would tell anyone calling me on a phone to go fuck themselves if they even hinted at wanting me to do anything which I could be held liable for.

      The whole reason this works is that everyone thinks they're smarter than that. But as someone's already said here, it's the supposed urgency of the call that breaks down the barriers. Add to that the voice of authority, and you've got a clear recipe for people being abused. The idiots at PrankNet have probably never even heard of the Milgram experiment, though. As unethical as I think the experiment was, at least it was done for scientific reasons, and not sadistic pseudosexual gratification.

    16. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      A little bit of logic goes a long way. 'How do you know there is a gas leak in the building?' Bam, done. In a hotel they'd have employees running from door to door or pull the fire alarm to get people to evacuate.

    17. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Virak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The thing is, I see little difference between what they're doing and what Cohen does in Borat and Bruno: Exploiting other people because there's a market for it and he can make a buck/Euro off of it. Sure, Cohen is a lot more careful to stay within the law, but the intent and "morality" of it is the same. One just happens to be more extreme.

      If you see little difference between the two, then quite frankly you scare the fuck out of me and I'd feel about as comfortable trapped alone in a room with you as the guy in TFA. The morality of it is the same in much the same way as the morality of slapping someone and repeatedly stabbing them are the same; which is to say, not at all.

      Obviously, a lot of the pranks listed in the article will never get that kind of success, but it shows the mentality is pretty much the same.

      Yes, because when you know the stance of one person and you don't know the stance of the other it is perfectly valid to conclude they're the same. All it shows is that he's a delusional jerk and you have a shaky grasp on logic.

    18. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Informative · · Score: 0

      Hey assfuck, "stupid" is relative, and criminals are criminals.

    19. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you see little difference between the two, then quite frankly you scare the fuck out of me and I'd feel about as comfortable trapped alone in a room with you as the guy in TFA.

      The only operational difference is that one stayed mostly within the bounds of the law, and the other didn't.

      The goal of both was to profit (financially or otherwise) by fooling others, and poking fun at them. Both strive for bigger audiences.

      The morality of it is the same in much the same way as the morality of slapping someone and repeatedly stabbing them are the same; which is to say, not at all.

      Actually, if both were done maliciously for similar reasons, then the morality aspect is the same. One may incur a greater punishment because the damage done was greater.

      By saying the morality is the same, I'm not suggesting the crimes are of equal magnitudes. Just that they are on the same "scale", with one being much further along that scale.

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    20. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      They got a car inside the building over the phone. Guy on the phone told them to break the glass, guy with a truck said "Hey, I can do that for you!"

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    21. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by cynical+kane · · Score: 1

      Sure, Cohen is a lot more careful to stay within the law, but the intent and "morality" of it is the same. One just happens to be more extreme.

      That's a huge difference. That's why we have the law.
      It's like saying, "There's no difference between jaywalking and blowing up train tracks. Both of them are disruptive to traffic. One just happens to be more extreme." Because some things are deemed allowable, and some things are deemed not, and so we have the law to decide what people can do and what people can't.
      If you REALLY fail to see the difference between phony interviews designed to get people to reveal their own prejudices, and a bunch of basement-dwellers screaming swear words and making people drink pee, then I suggest that the Pranknet pranksters are not the only sociopaths here.

    22. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by pen · · Score: 1

      They wanted popularity and didn't care who suffered for it.

      On the contrary, I think they did care, wanted people to suffer, and thrived on it. That's the main difference between them and Cohen, IMO.

    23. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected.

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    24. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by martinX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to agree. While Cohen on TV had some good moments, Borat and Bruno seem to be deeply into "cruel" territory.

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    25. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Virak · · Score: 2, Informative

      The only operational difference is that one stayed mostly within the bounds of the law, and the other didn't.
      The goal of both was to profit (financially or otherwise) by fooling others, and poking fun at them. Both strive for bigger audiences.

      No, the main difference is that one guy got people to break windows and throw TVs out of them and drive cars into building and and strip naked and redirects the phone numbers of businesses to his number and caused actual significant harm. The other, not so much.

      Actually, if both were done maliciously for similar reasons, then the morality aspect is the same.

      Nice try there. You said "morality" in your original post, not "morality aspect" or any such thing. Subtly changing your wording to significantly change your stance and hoping nobody will notice is not a valid argument tactic. Furthermore, even your claim that the "intent" or "morality aspect" is the same is absurd. This wasn't just done for the attention (and it certainly wasn't done for money), things like his claim that he thinks he's doing a "public service" by his actions and most importantly of all, the actions themselves, demonstrate a maliciousness to this case that significantly sets it apart from a fucking comedy movie that lied to some people to make fun of them.

      Oh, and nice job completely ignoring my other point, by the way. Really rounds out this incredibly well thought out and logically sound post of yours.

    26. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's like saying, "There's no difference between jaywalking and blowing up train tracks. Both of them are disruptive to traffic. One just happens to be more extreme." Because some things are deemed allowable, and some things are deemed not, and so we have the law to decide what people can do and what people can't.

      Well, yes. If the motivation was to disrupt traffic, then they are of the same morality. One is just a lot worse than the other. In this particular case, the law has decided that both are not allowable. Your point?

      I didn't say it's not a huge difference. I repeatedly pointed out that one is more extreme than the other. However, both are morally questionable for precisely the same reasons.

      In Borat's case, he exploited laws meant to protect journalism. Not everyone signed a release form allowing themselves to be in the movie. One person who hadn't decided to sue, and the court ruled that because he appeared for only a brief period (less than 30s, or something similar), no release form was necessary. This allowance wasn't so that people like Borat can legitimately do what they did - it was to allow journalists and documentary makers to do their tasks without much difficulty. Cohen exploited those laws. The fact that what he did was allowed by the law was merely legal maneuvering: It satisfied the letter of the law, but not the intent. It certainly wasn't because the law had decided that his scenario is OK.

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    27. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Actually, if both were done maliciously for similar reasons, then the morality aspect is the same. One may incur a greater punishment because the damage done was greater.

      By saying the morality is the same, I'm not suggesting the crimes are of equal magnitudes. Just that they are on the same "scale", with one being much further along that scale.

      But doesn't the intent to create an increased amount of damage imply an additional moral decision? The phrase "beyond the pale" comes to mind. It's one thing to do something with malicious intent where the harm done is negligible. It's another thing to do something maliciously with the intent to cause serious harm or damage. While both might be looked at as points along the same scale (intentional malicious action), it takes a considerable leap in judgment to go from one point along that scale to another.

    28. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the main difference is that one guy got people to break windows and throw TVs out of them and drive cars into building and and strip naked and redirects the phone numbers of businesses to his number and caused actual significant harm. The other, not so much.

      My friend has misplaced the keys to his car. I lie and tell him I don't know where they are. He has to take a taxi home.

      Another friend has misplaced $10,000 in cash. I lie and tell him I don't know where they are. He gets evicted from his house.

      Morally, they're pretty much equivalent. Both times I'm lying to cause problems for someone else. One just happens to be more extreme than the other, and were it illegal, would secure a greater punishment.

      The fact that Borat did not produce much physical harm is fairly insignificant with regards to morality.

      And if you're suggesting that Borat did not produce harm, you have a fairly poor understanding of psychology. A number of his victims in the movie were harmed psychologically. And I'm sure a number of them would be willing to pay quite a bit of money to undo that harm.

      Nice try there. You said "morality" in your original post, not "morality aspect" or any such thing. Subtly changing your wording to significantly change your stance and hoping nobody will notice is not a valid argument tactic.

      You're arguing about a non-difference. If it makes you feel better, replace "morality aspect" with morality. What I meant is still the same.

      This wasn't just done for the attention (and it certainly wasn't done for money), (and it certainly wasn't done for money), things like his claim that he thinks he's doing a "public service" by his actions

      I beg to differ. This was probably almost entirely about getting attention. The "public service" comments were just his being defensive. If he was sincere about doing a public service, he could do it in a much more effective manner, with little criminal elements. And that money had little to do with it is relevant, how?

      demonstrate a maliciousness to this case that significantly sets it apart from a fucking comedy movie that lied to some people to make fun of them.

      I guess the difference between you and me is that I feel putting people in positions that they do not want to be seen by the world, filming it, and then embarrassing the guy by showing it to the world just to make money, is malicious. I do believe Cohen was being malicious in his goals.

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    29. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      But doesn't the intent to create an increased amount of damage imply an additional moral decision? The phrase "beyond the pale" comes to mind. It's one thing to do something with malicious intent where the harm done is negligible. It's another thing to do something maliciously with the intent to cause serious harm or damage. While both might be looked at as points along the same scale (intentional malicious action), it takes a considerable leap in judgment to go from one point along that scale to another.

      Yes, and I don't disagree. It's precisely what I said. The more extreme case should incur a greater punishment.

      My point in this whole thread is that both are wrong for the same reasons. If I steal $10 vs $10,000, we can both agree that they're both wrong because stealing is wrong (and I'm not referring to the legality here). That doesn't mean the punishment is equal. You simply don't have to invoke a different set of moral rules for each to point out their wrongness.

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    30. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The other thing you fail to see behind movies like Borat/ Bruno/ Jackass/ Tom Green Show - is the production team. One of the things they do is get release forms signed by the subjects videotaped. If they don't agree with the release, the segment is either cut or their faces are blurred in the videos.

      Even if it's an ill-conceived joke, those production team makes sure they won't get sued so they compensate their victims appropriately in order to have the prank broadcasted. Remember, they aforementioned shows are doing these pranks commercially for profit with a legal dept. It may look whimsical on tv, but a lot of production time and energy goes into taping a single segment.

      What these asshats at Prankster are doing is wanton destruction with disregard for others' safety or financial loss.

    31. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The 'morality aspect' gets pretty complex. Is Sasha Cohen doing a public service by exposing that a lot of people are dumb enough to go along with his hoaxes? Is that a positive value, or does it cause as many good people to dispair of the human condition as it causes others to try to be less gullible? Borat, and other works like it, seem to try and minimize collateral damage. These pranks may make some people more aware of their gullibility and make other people more cynical in much the same way, but they are doing a lot more direct damage. Cohen is also available to mitigate normal damages, for example, he could be sued by anyone willing to risk the additional embarrassment of making a case in court. How much effort are these 'pranksters' putting into avoiding that risk?

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    32. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a not a good psychology for the rest of us to have running around. How about that? Instead of trying to "prove" deductively the moral position of either group, how about just hearing my 'practical consideration' on the matter?

    33. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Leave the whooshing to the grownups, sonny-boy.

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    34. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My point in this whole thread is that both are wrong for the same reasons. If I steal $10 vs $10,000, we can both agree that they're both wrong because stealing is wrong (and I'm not referring to the legality here).

      Which is fine if we're dealing with one single moral rule. But what we're looking at here is a combination of moral issues. The "beyond the pale" part isn't that this group is lying any more than Cohen is. It's that they're invoking harm and damage in the process of their "prank" which is something (I think) Cohen avoids. And that is something entirely different than acting like the fool to unsuspecting people.

      I should note that I'm not a Cohen fan. I've seen a good portion of Borat but lost interest in it somewhere and never finished watching the whole thing. I'm not familiar with anything else he's done. So I'm certainly no expert on his particular style.

      I have often enjoyed Candid Camera, Trigger Happy TV, and some series of European crew that also put unsuspecting victims in odd situations (sometimes involving nudity - definitely not for US TV). I'd have a real hard time accepting that any of these guys are on the same moral scale as Pranknet.

    35. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Why? Because supply and demand is all that matters, did you sleep through Econ 101? I'm honstly surprised we don't have gladiator fights, with a halftime show featuring lions and Christia... ok, we'd have to find something else, maybe Jehovah's Witnesses, anyway, I'm surprised we're not at that again, I'm pretty sure it would have stunning rates!

      I really doubt we don't want that. Guess there must be some sort of law that prohibits the exhibition of people killing others for the sake of sports and entertainment.

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    36. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Cohen and these guys are comparable]

      The only operational difference is that one stayed mostly within the bounds of the law, and the other didn't.

      The goal of both was to profit (financially or otherwise) by fooling others, and poking fun at them. Both strive for bigger audiences.

      I beg to differ. While his methods are of course highly questionable, Cohens work is satirical in nature. By making the audience laugh at the various nested levels of bigotry portrayed, he exposes the latent bigotry in the audience. Granted, he makes loads of cash from it. Granted, many if not most in the audience don't realize *they're* the ones being ridiculed. But still, the intentions are quite different.

      Now the question whether or not the positive effects of Cohens films outweigh the tangible personal damage he in fact causes in some cases (think of the midwest reporter that lost her job), is another matter entirely.

    37. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only operational difference is that one stayed mostly within the bounds of the law, and the other didn't.

      So one will have to seve a prison sentence, and the other won't.

      When I withdrew my money from the bank, I also wasn't arrested and subsequently didn't serve exactly the same sentence as a bank robber would

      The system works!

    38. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      The "entertainment" argument is more a fig leaf than anything else. It was bullying, as the argument pointed out how small the audiences really were.

      The more glaring problem is that when making a movie, the millions spent are the producer's money. Pranknet caused millions in damages without recompensing those damaged, which would be the equivalent of a producer stiffing the entire workforce of a movie, from the actors down to the set builders.

    39. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      I suggest that the greatest difference lies not in the "pranks" themselves, for there we argue merely about the intensity and how much is too much. Instead, the difference lies in how Sasha Baron Cohen personally put himself at risk, both as an actor and also as producer. He doesn't try to hide behind anonymity and thus those who feel harmed by his actions can petition him and demand compensation.

      That is the greatest difference. The Pranknet members tried to abuse the anonymity of the Net and shirk all responsibility for their actions.

    40. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      I would suggest a different analogy: staging a sit-in protest at a business, blocking the entrance in comparison to planting a bomb within the business and telling the authorities they have one hour to clear the building.

      The difference? Both aim to disrupt business, but the sit-in is done in person, and those staging the sit-in want to be seen and put a human face on their action. The bomber prefers to remain anonymous, and tries to keep personal risk to a minimum.

    41. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Exploiting other people because there's a market for it and he can make a buck/Euro"

      I'd imagine he'd probably be happier with pounds, he's British.

    42. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure I have an answer to the why but I will say I don't see too many "asshats who are willing to harass people and destroy their property without the benefit of sharing their deeds with a broader audience". The democratizing effect of modern technology now means that that audience is large but you rarely find people who harass just to harass (short of true sociopaths).

      That's because the guys not looking for an audience aren't looking for an audience. That is, they do not go out of their way to be found and are actively hiding. The other guys want you to know about them.

    43. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      It's quite clear that fame was the motivation behind a lot of these so-called "pranks". They wanted popularity and didn't care who suffered for it.

      Among whom though? I've certainly never heard a pip about this "Pranknet" before today. I'd be willing to be that this is an internet microcommunity, consisting of no more than a few hundred, if that, members with only a few dozen regular members. It's hard to claim "fame" as motivation when you'd get a bigger audience on a bus trip.

      The article makes of lot of how the majority of pranksters are essentially living in their parent's basement and have no life outside the internet. I'd say these pranks has less to do with fame than they had to do with simple boredom and plain malice. These people seem pretty contemptuous of the outside world, and probably wanted to justify that contempt by making other people look foolish.

      Basement dwelling is one thing, but these guys had the world wide web at their fingertips, yet they spent their time at an adult equivalent of blowing up frogs and putting spiders in people's hair. There's no celebrity urge here. You're looking at a bunch of fairly twisted losers with too much free time. That is all.

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    44. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I see little difference between what they're doing and what Cohen does in Borat and Bruno: Exploiting other people because there's a market for it and he can make a buck/Euro off of it.

      Cohen shows people up by exploiting the shallowness and/or hypocrisy implicit in their occupations and/or life in general.

      These people showed people up by exploiting the trust and good faith of honest people and to some extent in life in general.

      Cohen and Pranknet are in fact, completely opposite both in their methods and in particular their intent.

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    45. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      I never saw Borat, but from what I could tell in the commercials for it, the ways in which he embarrassed people all tended to be fairly tame, though obviously offensive, in their own right. By contrast, the Pranknet crew did things that were truly injurious and destructive. I think there's a huge moral difference between the two. I don't enjoy Borat's kind of humor, because I do think there's something unseemly about taking advantage of someone that way to mock them, but I still see it as a very different thing than what PrankNet does.

    46. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Tarsir · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I see little difference between what they're doing and what Cohen does in Borat and Bruno: Exploiting other people because there's a market for it and he can make a buck/Euro off of it. Sure, Cohen is a lot more careful to stay within the law, but the intent and "morality" of it is the same. One just happens to be more extreme.

      I hope you're exaggerating when you say you see little difference between Cohen and Pranknet. Sure, the only difference between the two is that what Cohen does is legal, and what Pranknet does is illegal, but you say it like that's just because of some arbitraty quirk of the legal system, and it's not. Cohen made people to look foolish. Pranknet caused thousands of dollars of damage to hotels, and landed some people in potentially serious legal trouble, among other things.

    47. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Cohen is a lot more careful to stay within the law, but the intent and "morality" of it is the same. One just happens to be more extreme.

      I have to say, I think that part about one being far more extreme has an effect on the morality discussion. Cohen might embarrass a public figure. These people cause serious damage to personal property and threaten the health and safety of their fellow man.

    48. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      I always thought Cohen and his cohorts had to get signed consent forms from their marks to be able to put them a movie.

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    49. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only operational difference is that one stayed mostly within the bounds of the law, and the other didn't.

      So, you're saying that Lawful-Neutral and Chaotic-Evil are the same thing?

    50. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Why do you think the experiment was unethical?

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    51. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      Why do you think the experiment was unethical?

      It was unethical because Milgram was putting the subjects through psychologically traumatizing experiments, and did so with deception. Such an experiment would never be green-lighted in academia today. I don't question the value of his work, but in general, I think anyone who would put human beings through such a process (whether they were harmed psychologically over the long term or not) is a cerifiable prick.

    52. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right... because, just like Cohen, "dex" is exposing the ugly biases harbored by people you meet every day. Oh.. wait, no, he's just humiliating hotel employees, destroying property, hurling racial epithets at people and making them piss on each other for pretty much no reason other than to make himself feel better than them. Nevermind.

    53. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by ZygnuX · · Score: 1

      1.- She's a girl
      2.- Where is the -1 prick mod when you need it?

  4. Dear Pranknet by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Thank you for demonstrating that there is still freedom in society. Remember the social fabric is delicate and total freedom from it lies in a correctional institution near you.

    Please don't profit from other's trust and further from their misfortune. I doubt you have never trusted or felt misfortune, and when you did you wanted a different response than what you offer.

    The economy sucks, the rich have destroyed liquidity to keep their dollars valuable... now more than ever we need community. The one thing rich and unethical people hate.

    1. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The economy sucks, the rich have destroyed liquidity to keep their dollars valuable... now more than ever we need community. The one thing rich and unethical people hate.

      WTF? Yes, all rich people hate community. Just the other day I saw a rich person going all over town setting soup kitchens and churches on fire. When I asked him why he was doing it he just laughed in my face and muttered something about "community sucks" before throwing the armani jacket back on, hopping in his BMW and driving off like a bat out of hell.

      I really thought we had moved beyond this class warfare nonsense a long time ago.

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    2. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The economy sucks, the rich have destroyed liquidity to keep their dollars valuable... now more than ever we need community. The one thing rich and unethical people hate.

      This was the sweetest comment I've seen on slashdot ever. Kudos.

    3. Re:Dear Pranknet by MikeDataLink · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You sir can suck my proverbial balls. Rich has nothing to do with ethics. A$$Hat.

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    4. Re:Dear Pranknet by MikeDataLink · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And that fact that the parent comment was modded 5 insightful, rather that -1 troll smells like Slashdot. What was I thinking...

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    5. Re:Dear Pranknet by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      This is the most ridiculous comment I've read in a long time. The problem, as you see it, is a group of greedy amoral bastards. So your solution is solidarity with a group of immoral sociopaths? While you're at it, why don't you invite a few rapists and serial killers too.

    6. Re:Dear Pranknet by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, I too associate community with inciting people to commit criminal damage.

      For fuck's sake.

    7. Re:Dear Pranknet by neiras · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I really thought we had moved beyond this class warfare nonsense a long time ago.

      You must be new here.

      Jealousy is at least as basic and powerful a human trait as greed. The only way to "move beyond" either trait would be to impose hard societal limits on both wealth and poverty that could not be circumvented by anyone, thus eliminating "class" as it exists now.

      Good freaking luck with that.

    8. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really think that all the corporations and wealthy are evil posts are just the latest trolls.

    9. Re:Dear Pranknet by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The people who impose such limits invariably exempt themselves.

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    10. Re:Dear Pranknet by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      Some people think the Rodney King riots were a justified response too. It would appear that they are cut from the same cloth.

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    11. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      by supporting an economic distribution that erodes the middle class and forces more people into poverty

      You mean by raising taxes on the middle class, as has recently been suggested?

      By de-funding social safety nets such as soup kitchens.

      I'd be interested to know how you can 'de-fund' a soup kitchen the majority of the ones I've seen are run by private charities and not the government.

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    12. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really thought we had moved beyond this class warfare nonsense a long time ago.

      You are aware that we just elected a professional class and race warrior as president, right?

    13. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, my insurance company took my money, didn't pay for my health care, and now is trying to convince the dumb Americans (which are unfortunately in the majority) that we should reject health care reform.

      Yes, corporations shit on the community daily.

      To say nothing of those companies, that just can't stand the idea of paying taxes like we all have to...

      Corporations will screw you over to make a buck every fucking time.

      Open your eyes.

    14. Re:Dear Pranknet by hedwards · · Score: 1

      As much as I dislike a lot of the tactics which have led some to be rich by default, you're absolutely right. While it probably is true that on the grand scale, that the rich harm more people overall, it isn't personal and it does at least have the genuine motive of making oneself better off. And the rich typically give far, far more back to the community than those sociopaths do. Which is wholly different than fucking with people to this extent just to get some cheap laughs.

    15. Re:Dear Pranknet by hedwards · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sigh, the Rodney King riots had very little if anything to do with Rodney King. They were much more heavily influenced by the murder of a black girl by a Korean shopkeeper than by anything that the police did. The verdict was just the last straw. It's not exactly a coincidence that the black community focused so heavily on Korean own establishments.

    16. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, my insurance company took my money, didn't pay for my health care, and now is trying to convince the dumb Americans (which are unfortunately in the majority) that we should reject health care reform.

      Well, the Government is taking 6.2% of my money for social "security", which will be bankrupt by the time I reach retirement age and from which I'll be lucky to recoup the money I've put in, let alone any extra monies above and beyond that. If I had invested the money that's been taken from in FICA taxes over the last ten years into bonds and equities I'd have about 110% of what I started with. You'll forgive my skepticism that they are going to do any better with health care.

      To say nothing of those companies, that just can't stand the idea of paying taxes like we all have to...

      You just don't understand do you? If you charge a corporation taxes then the corporation is going to pass that cost along to it's customers. In the end it's still the people that wind up paying the tax. All you've done is to put a middle man between them and the government and allowed some jackass leftist to claim that he's fighting for the "little guy" when in fact it's the little guy who is paying for the new tax. He's just paying it on his automobile insurance/gasoline/grocery bill/electric bill/etc instead of paying it on his tax bill.

      Corporations will screw you over to make a buck every fucking time.

      Yes, they will. Ever heard the expression 'caveat emptor'? The difference between your friendly mega-corp and the government is that nobody is forcing you to do business with the mega-corp. The mega-corp can't come and take your money at gunpoint. You have to decide to do business with them.

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    17. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

      The people who impose such limits invariably exempt themselves.

      Now where have we ever seen that before? Surely our system is better than that, right?

      "Also, a check of Pistol License records shows that Senator Schumer possesses an "unrestricted" pistol permit, a rarity in New York City. Licenses are distributed in different categories in the Big Apple: Target Permits allow only use of a firearm at a licensed firing range; Premises Permits allow weapons to be kept in a home or apartment; Restricted Permits allow the gunowner to carry their firearms concealed but only within the purview of their job (security, jewelers, armored car guards, etc.). So it's evident that Senator Schumer has two sets of rules -- one for Americans and one for himself."

      All animals are equal but some are more equal than others......

      The free market sees taxation as damage and routes around it.

      Best sig ever :)

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    18. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I'd like to think the Mega corps MANIPULATE ways into making sure you do business with them and only them. The Government never really has to do that. They can just do it overtly. Lets be even on the keel, the government is quite populous with people looking to benefit only themselves, as are their people in big business looking to do the same. Same un-ethical view, different bureaucracies. It just matters how much a percentage of these types of people tend to populate one or the other at one time.

      Just a few points of thought to put out there for the totally pro-business and pro-socialistic views.

    19. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You mean by raising taxes on the middle class, as has recently been suggested?

      This has been "suggested" by paranoid radio elite who lie about the intention of others who have made it clear that taxes will not be raised on 95% of the public, and all of the middle class.

      I'd be interested to know how you can 'de-fund' a soup kitchen the majority of the ones I've seen are run by private charities and not the government.

      Soup kitchens are part of the network of the social safety net, many of which are supported by the government via direct funding (religious "faith-based" and other charities) and via tax exemptions. Unfortunately, support citizens for the poorest has been gutted over the last 30 years-- through preferential economic policy tilted to the rich in the Bush/Regean eras and through welfare "reform" of the Clinton years.

      Insofar as the government is not involved directly in the day-to-day operation of many soup kitchens, you are making my point for me. Government should be doing much more for the poor, not less. When the middle class gets fucked via class warfare attacks by the rich, the financial base for soup kitchens dissolves while the demand for soup kitchens and food banks increase. So one is directly is connected to the other.

    20. Re:Dear Pranknet by Toonol · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's hilarious that the ones always calling for an end to "class warfare nonsense" are those that identify with the minority upper class.

      Not true. I'm calling for the end to that class warfare nonsense, and I'm not upper class. Currently lower, probably.

      Now that your generality has been disproved, it would be intellectually dishonest of you to EVER make that claim again. You agree, of course?

    21. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you charge a corporation taxes then the corporation is going to pass that cost along to it's customers.

      Exactly why we need a higher capital gains tax, and much higher income tax in the upper bracket.

    22. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so... justified?

    23. Re:Dear Pranknet by mrsam · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, the Government is taking 6.2% of my money for social "security", which will be bankrupt by the time I reach retirement age

      Actually it's 12.4%. You have 6.2% withheld from your paycheck for Social Security (up to the Social Security wage base limit, which gets increased every year and most people's salaries never reach it, it's well over $100,000 now), but your employer also pays another 6.2% on top of it. Although the employer's so-called "contribution" does not count towards your "official" salary, this is what it costs your employer to keep you on the payroll. It's really your money, except that you never see it.

      In addition, you pay 1.45% of your salary as Medicare tax, and your employer also pays another 1.45% on top of it. In the end, over 15% of your real salary gets confiscated by the government, before you even get to regular income taxes, on the promise of you supposedly getting it back later down the road, in some form or other, when you retire. So, don't you worry your little head over the money still being there when you retire.

    24. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Social security is why the streets aren't choked with dying old people. What do you want to do, send all the poor old people who worked their whole live off to die in the street? Let a corporation turn them in to Soylent Green?

      Also, if social security actually did go bankrupt we would be pretty screwed as a country. It isn't going to, no matter what irrational BS you have heard. We will find a way to make it work.

      Your BS about business passing on all taxes may work with people of similar, uh, intellects but it doesn't work on me.

      Business don't charge prices that are based on taxes. They charge whatever price the market can bare. I'm sure you claim to be pro - free market, but you seem to forget how free markets price goods and services.

      To make a long story short, you are full of it.

    25. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word jealous does indeed work well here but only in the sense that the rich folks are protecting their own interests. They are jealous of their possessions. Jealousy certainly goes with greed. The poor are the folks who are envious of the rich person's possessions.

    26. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      To say nothing of those companies, that just can't stand the idea of paying taxes like we all have to...

      You just don't understand do you? If you charge a corporation taxes then the corporation is going to pass that cost along to it's customers. In the end it's still the people that wind up paying the tax. All you've done is to put a middle man between them and the government and allowed some jackass leftist to claim that he's fighting for the "little guy" when in fact it's the little guy who is paying for the new tax. He's just paying it on his automobile insurance/gasoline/grocery bill/electric bill/etc instead of paying it on his tax bill.

      That isn't true in all cases. While it may work for Inelastic goods such as medicines that people absolutely need to survive and will pay almost anything for, it won't work for more elastic goods. If the government puts a huge tax on something like sugar, corporations which make sugar will need to "eat" some of the tax. You probably wouldn't pay $100 for a bag of sugar because you could easily switch to sugar substitutes. Although the corporations may pass some of the tax along to the consumers, they often won't be able to pass all of it on.

    27. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've got news for you, pal.

      Two things:
      1) They will have to increase taxes. There's only a few ways the government can collect money. Taxes. Charging for services. Selling off state property. Borrowing. Printing money. The government is on the knife edge of bankruptcy (every one else, including China is sitting back and collectively saying WTF? We don't want no part of this, we're not lending), which means they're printing virtual money. FACT: The money pixies are running out of magical money fairy dust, and we're in an unsustainable position.

      2) Printing virtual money is a direct cause of inflation. Inflation *IS* a sales tax *ON YOU.* It means you have to trade *more time* to your employer to buy the money which with you purchase the things you want to buy.

      Unless you see Washington auctioning Area 51, and Alaska off--or (preferably) changing the direction we're going in, we're patently fucked.

    28. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you choose your cable TV provider? Medical insurer?

      Probably not.

      The other difference is that the government has a constitution and we elect the people who run it. A corporation can tell you to go f-- yourself and you have no recourse.

    29. Re:Dear Pranknet by russotto · · Score: 2, Informative

      This has been "suggested" by paranoid radio elite who lie about the intention of others who have made it clear that taxes will not be raised on 95% of the public, and all of the middle class.

      Right. Such paranoid radio elite as Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, and National Economic Council director Lawrence H. Summers.

    30. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, the Government is taking 6.2% of my money for social "security", which will be bankrupt by the time I reach retirement age and from which I'll be lucky to recoup the money I've put in, let alone any extra monies above and beyond that. If I had invested the money that's been taken from in FICA taxes over the last ten years into bonds and equities I'd have about 110% of what I started with. You'll forgive my skepticism that they are going to do any better with health care.

      A better comparison for healthcare would be Medicare, which is indeed a government-run medical insurance program. Medicare boasts around 2-3% administrative overhead, whereas private insurers span 20-25% administrative overhead.

      As much as people like to bemoan the concept of "a bureaucrat between the patient and their doctor", the numbers seem to indicate that a shareholder between a patient and a doctor is even worse.

      It is no mystery why: the corporate shareholder's best interests run in direct contrast to that of the patient. It is more profitable to deny treatment whenever possible.

      Yes, they will. Ever heard the expression 'caveat emptor'? The difference between your friendly mega-corp and the government is that nobody is forcing you to do business with the mega-corp. The mega-corp can't come and take your money at gunpoint. You have to decide to do business with them.

      Let's at least pretend to have an honest discussion.

      You simply cannot get by without insurance, and in many cases, your only choice is to take whatever plan your employer has, because you are subject to far more strict acceptance requirements if you try to get an individual plan. Most people do not have the choice to take their business elsewhere.

    31. Re:Dear Pranknet by steltho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, they will. Ever heard the expression 'caveat emptor'? The difference between your friendly mega-corp and the government is that nobody is forcing you to do business with the mega-corp. The mega-corp can't come and take your money at gunpoint. You have to decide to do business with them.

      Technically this is true, however, since the alternative to not doing business with health care companies is a likely early death. You are in a way forced to do business with them, if you want to stay alive.

    32. Re:Dear Pranknet by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Just the other day I saw a rich person going all over town setting soup kitchens and churches on fire. When I asked him why he was doing it he just laughed in my face and muttered something about "community sucks" before throwing the armani jacket back on, hopping in his BMW and driving off like a bat out of hell.

      Haha! That was you? It's a small world after all!

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    33. Re:Dear Pranknet by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested to know how you can 'de-fund' a soup kitchen the majority of the ones I've seen are run by private charities and not the government.

      This is such a hilarious statement that it's not even funny, of course all the soup kitchens are run on private donations and funds. Because that's the only way they CAN run, the government is not interested in helping soup kitchens they have allocated no funds towards supporting them therefore if you want to help out the poor you have to do it privately. Therefore what are all soup kitchens? They're all underfunded and have no way to even come close to meeting the demand.

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    34. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he was driving a BMW he isn't rich. Make it a Bentley, Ferrari, or maybe a high-end Porsche then yeah they're rich ...

    35. Re:Dear Pranknet by Just+Another+Poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The rich establishment does not have to set soup kitchens on fire to destroy them. It can be done more insidiously-- by supporting an economic distribution that erodes the middle class and forces more people into poverty.

      What is this "economic distribution" that "they" are "supporting"? Those who say stuff like that presuppose that there are people somewhere who arbitrarily assign and dole out wealth to others, and how, if we just had the "right people" (such as yourself) in charge of it all, we would have a utopia.

    36. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the Government is taking 6.2% of my money for social "security", which will be bankrupt by the time I reach retirement age and from which I'll be lucky to recoup the money I've put in, let alone any extra monies above and beyond that. If I had invested the money that's been taken from in FICA taxes over the last ten years into bonds and equities I'd have about 110% of what I started with. You'll forgive my skepticism that they are going to do any better with health care.

      You just don't understand do you? If you charge a corporation taxes then the corporation is going to pass that cost along to it's customers. In the end it's still the people that wind up paying the tax. All you've done is to put a middle man between them and the government and allowed some jackass leftist to claim that he's fighting for the "little guy" when in fact it's the little guy who is paying for the new tax. He's just paying it on his automobile insurance/gasoline/grocery bill/electric bill/etc instead of paying it on his tax bill.

      Corporations will screw you over to make a buck every fucking time.

      Yes, they will. Ever heard the expression 'caveat emptor'? The difference between your friendly mega-corp and the government is that nobody is forcing you to do business with the mega-corp. The mega-corp can't come and take your money at gunpoint. You have to decide to do business with them.

      There seem to be a lot of misconceptions going on in your post.

      Social Security will be around if you live long enough to retire. There is no crisis - the most pessimistic projections have the program running out of money based on trendlines over decades. We may not even need to adjust the terms of the program to keep it going, depending on how the economy grows over the next few decades. The entitlement crisis is real, but it's almost all Medicare:
      http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?article=there_is_no_social_security_crisis

      If you made a 10% gain over the past decade, you will have greatly outperformed the market. Still, less than a 1% annual return sucks.
      Closing price of S&P 500 on Aug 6, 1999 - 1300.29
      Closing price of S&P 500 on Aug 7, 2009 - 1010.48

      And you are grossly oversimplifying what's going on when we tax corporations. Yes, corporations will pass the costs to the consumer whenever possible, but the retail price is determined by a lot more than just the price of the inputs. Besides, consumers respond to price, and if a company is forced to raise prices on a product to maintain the same profit margin their volumes may decrease. It's not one set of economic forces for corporations and a totally separate set of economic forces for individuals. Price elasticity is price elasticity.

      Finally, I agree with your last point - governments have a unique coercive ability that no corporation can ever compare to. The government has the power to tax, imprison, seize property, etc. In addition, the government has a powerful security apparatus that no private organization can match - law enforcement, military, intelligence agencies, etc. So with great power comes great responsibility, and I think that we should generally err on the side of less power when deciding how much authority the government should have. I'm not a libertarian anymore, but I still sympathize for a lot of the views.

    37. Re:Dear Pranknet by selven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I really don't like this argument that if you financially penalize a corporation they'll just pass the cost to their consumers. If a corp is selling service, for example, at $45 per month, and they get a $900-billion slap from the EU, and they increase costs to $60 per month, why weren't they selling service for $60/month earlier?. Corporations don't set a profit goal and toe that line exactly, they charge what will get them the most profit. A penalty is a sunk cost, and is completely irrelevant when making future profit optimization analyses.

    38. Re:Dear Pranknet by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Well, the Government is taking 6.2% of my money for social "security", which will be bankrupt by the time I reach retirement age

      Actually, this is only if nothing gets done. There are a several ways social security can be fixed, it's just a matter of congress getting together and actually fixing it. Among the options are, increasing the starting age of payout (since the average life expectancy has increased significantly since social security started), increasing the maximum possible contribution slightly, slightly decrease payments to retirees, or slightly increase the percentage everyone pays in. We can reasonably predict how much money is needed, and how much money will be going into it. It won't take much to fix it. Normally I would say there is no reason to believe the government wouldn't fix it, but it seems our government is more interested in copying systems which have lost favor in other countries than it is in actually solving problems.

      Also, you can complain that you might not get as much back as you put it, but frankly, we are going to be paying for old people either way, we aren't going to push them out on the street to die. It's a tax to help people out who didn't quite make it in life.

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    39. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Although the corporations may pass some of the tax along to the consumers, they often won't be able to pass all of it on.

      In which case the tax is still coming out of the pockets of the individual, because now the corporation isn't passing along as much profit via dividends and investments into the labor market. But go ahead and tax corporations some sure. I guess 10% unemployment isn't high enough for ya. Wanna shoot for 15%?

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    40. Re:Dear Pranknet by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

      If the government puts a huge tax on something like sugar, corporations which make sugar will need to "eat" some of the tax.

      ...and then many of them will go out of business, which shifts the supply curve left/up, which increases the market price.

    41. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Technically this is true, however, since the alternative to not doing business with health care companies is a likely early death. You are in a way forced to do business with them, if you want to stay alive.

      It's technically also true that you need to do business with the food companies to stay alive. Maybe the Government should take over the agriculture industry as well?

      Oh wait, through corporate welfare and lobbying interests (tax breaks, money into boondoggles like ethanol, a need to appease Iowa to win Presidential primaries, etc, etc) it already has. Hmm, I wonder what the result is? Surely a balanced and well managed system that's working for the greater good, right? I bet if you had left it up to the free market we could have wound up with something that runs on fast food and high fructose corn syrup and which has resulted in 30% of Americans being obese.

      You'll forgive my skepticism that the Government is going to improve the health care system.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    42. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Right. Such paranoid radio elite as Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, and National Economic Council director Lawrence H. Summers.

      On NBC, a network known for being extremely far-right and hostile to President Obama's agenda. I must admit that a chill went up my leg when I heard them talking about raising taxes.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    43. Re:Dear Pranknet by jack455 · · Score: 1

      "I'm not upper class. Currently lower, probably."
      However the OP had the foresight to say "identify with" and not just assume you were rich. In arguments like this the rich don't even need to hurl the class warfare accusations, too many people anticipate their own wealth.

    44. Re:Dear Pranknet by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      They're all underfunded and have no way to even come close to meeting the demand.

      Really? Show me the wasted corpses of Americans dead of starvation.

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    45. Re:Dear Pranknet by lennier · · Score: 1, Informative

      "WTF? Yes, all rich people hate community... When I asked him why he was doing it he just laughed in my face and muttered something about "community sucks" before throwing the armani jacket back on, hopping in his BMW and driving off like a bat out of hell. "

      Yep, that's pretty much word for word what Margaret Thatcher said in 1987:

      "And, you know, there's no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look after themselves first. It is our duty to look after ourselves and then, also, to look after our neighbours."

      Set the soup kitchens on fire? Hardly, dahling. Far too much effort. So much cheaper to just de-fund them.

      It's their own fault they're poor, you know.

      "I really thought we had moved beyond this class warfare nonsense a long time ago."

      Not until the rich stop making war on the poor, no, we haven't "moved beyond" the class war.

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      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    46. Re:Dear Pranknet by lennier · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You are aware that we just elected a professional class and race warrior as president, right?"

      Classy *and* racy!

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      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    47. Re:Dear Pranknet by lennier · · Score: 1

      "And I thought everyone had realised by now that Rand was full of shit, but clearly not."

      Objectivism: It's all fun and games until someone cuts open a sea cucumber.

      Oh no! Mr Bubbles!

      --
      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    48. Re:Dear Pranknet by rtb61 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes of course you have a choice with corporations many examples can be listed, don't take their patented medicines get sicker and die, don't buy from farms owned by corporations starve and die, don't buy their water get thirsty and die, don't buy their energy freeze and die, see choice. The corporations manipulated and took control of government to gain control of all available resources for the profit of individuals at the expense of other individuals.

      Government is not some alien entity, the people are the government and the government is a bad as the people allow it to become. We are a human society. The difference between government and private is for some inane reason we allow elements of our society to be handed over to the private control of a handful of individuals, not for the benefit of society but so those individuals can exploit the rest of society for their own benefit. Do you even know what a privateer is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privateer and privatising segments of our human society really demonstrates how far we have yet to go in becoming a more evolved society.

      All the works of humanity are the collective works of humanity, we are humans not lizards, the basis of human society is not exploiting and preying on all the other humans.

      When it comes to paying taxes, here is a lesson for the government, people who violently oppose taxes, risk body and limb to reduce their tax burden will pretty much do anything to avoid paying taxes obviously including and especially fudging the books. Racial profiling is bad but there is nothing wrong with behavioural profiling, so all the teabaggers and town hall crashers, how many of them do you think cheats on their taxes, 25 percent, 50 percent or maybe even 100 percent. Those three letter agencies should get busy identifying and auditing those tax recalcitrant individuals and, perhaps we will all gain a little peace and quite.

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      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    49. Re:Dear Pranknet by lennier · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Foisting class warfare stereotypes on sheeple who know no better is how leftists got into office"

      No, I think you'll find it's having a hard-right President and Congress commit war crimes by launching an illegal war while crashing the economy which is what elects leftists into office.

      In 2000, I was pretty much indifferent to the whole Gore vs Bush gridlock. "They're both the same," I said. "Republicans, Democrats, left and right... they all have the same policies." After all, could anyone be more meh than Clinton? Took him til 1999 to release the crypto export provisions. Invaded Yugoslavia. Slept around like a Frenchman. This Bush guy was talking about "humble" foreign policy. Okay, I thought. They're America, they might be screwing Russia over, and not removing their nukes fast enough, and still trying to control the world... but at least they're not outright stupid.

      And then I watched in horror how much, much worse it could get - what happens when you have a Republican rather than Democratic president who "responds" in a lather of panic and pride to a fairly small terrorist incident. Kabloom! United Nations? What United Nations? We'll baldly lie outright to the world if we want! We're Mericka, eff yeah! Bombs away!

      A few years later your party of choice picks about the scariest pair of gun-crazy candidates you could imagine to replace Bush, and the world goes "Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. comma. Uniform. Sierra. Alpha? Hotel Tango Hotel? Over? Hello? Anyone in there, Major Tom?"

      And then a miracle occurs.

      And that's how come you have a quiet, intelligent, soft-spoken mixed-race Democrat representing you to the world. And the world breathed a sigh of relief and muttered "wow, and here we thought you Yanks really were a bunch of fascist jerks... guess we were wrong. When you've exhausted all other options, sometimes you do make the right choice. C'mon over here and give us a big, manly trade and arms reduction deal. We know we'll hate ourselves for it in the morning... but you're just so sexy right now!"

      Yeah we know Obama's just JFK and Clinton reborn. We know he's stepped down Iraq just to ramp up Afghanistan. We know he's a master of the velvet glove of American imperialism instead of the naked iron fist. (Bush naked. Either of them. Brrrrrrrrr. Bad brain.)

      But, well, he's half-black. And he got elected! That's, whuh, we still can't quite stop pinching ourselves. If you guys don't realise what a massive foreign policy boost you guys get just from having him there...wow.

      And domestically, so he flushed money down the bankster hole... okay, that might have been smart or dumb, not sure yet. But healthcare reform? Seriously, THAT'S what you'd fight to STOP? We here in NZ look at American-style healthcare as a Very Very Bad Idea which we flirted with in the 1980s-90s, and thank goodness we didn't completely go that route. It looks like hell, and we're so glad we don't have the mess you now have to fix.

      You're welcome.

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      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    50. Re:Dear Pranknet by steltho · · Score: 1

      It's technically also true that you need to do business with the food companies to stay alive. Maybe the Government should take over the agriculture industry as well?

      Oh wait, through corporate welfare and lobbying interests (tax breaks, money into boondoggles like ethanol, a need to appease Iowa to win Presidential primaries, etc, etc) it already has. Hmm, I wonder what the result is? Surely a balanced and well managed system that's working for the greater good, right? I bet if you had left it up to the free market we could have wound up with something that runs on fast food and high fructose corn syrup and which has resulted in 30% of Americans being obese.

      Farm subsidies are just a way to manage the country's resources, I do not think it would be good for America if all the farmers were going out of business and selling their farms to housing developers. Besides, the American agriculture industry is one of the best in the world, whereas the health care system in America is almost completely private and one of the least efficient in the world.

      You'll forgive my skepticism that the Government is going to improve the health care system.

      Health care in America is a huge problem, and since the insurance companies are profitable, they are not going to do anything to change the system. The government is obligated to protect its citizens, so it has to do something to change the system.

    51. Re:Dear Pranknet by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Orlando Florida recently passed a law that makes giving a homeless person food in public a crime. A lot of the city's most prominent men lobbied for it.
      (The link I attach doesn't go into this last point, but the law is apparently suspended until a state court challenge is resolved - thank goodness!)

      http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.youtube.com/watch%253Fv%253DHsvcwQEFKAI

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    52. Re:Dear Pranknet by bhartman34 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I really don't like this argument that if you financially penalize a corporation they'll just pass the cost to their consumers. If a corp is selling service, for example, at $45 per month, and they get a $900-billion slap from the EU, and they increase costs to $60 per month, why weren't they selling service for $60/month earlier?.

      There could be a lot of reasons why they weren't doing it earlier. The most obvious one is competition. The free market isn't just based on charging whatever you can. It's based on charging what the market will bear. In practice, that means that if your competitor is charging $45/mo., you do whatever you can to stay at or below that threshold, so that you don't lose customers. If you get smacked with a $900 billion fine, and have to raise your rate to account for it, that will lead to a loss of business. (Of course, the impact on customers is rarely that obvious. Corporations usually try to hide such increases in fees that they don't have to include in the monthly rate, so that they can advertise "only $45 per month!", even though the new fees make the price considerably higher.

    53. Re:Dear Pranknet by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      Have you taken a walk outside lately? Any Dense urban centers perhaps? Maybe noticed a few people around that look like they could perhaps use a good meal?

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      I may agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to face the consequences of saying it.
    54. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Besides, the American agriculture industry is one of the best in the world

      If by 'best' you mean we've produced an industry that contributes heavily to our obesity problem and which is over-centralized thus leaving it vulnerable to both crop diseases and contamination, then yes, we are the 'best'.

      Health care in America is a huge problem, and since the insurance companies are profitable

      I hate to break it to you but insurance companies are not the only or even the biggest problem that our health care system faces. The insurance companies aren't the ones who set up the "pay for service" model that encourages health care inflation. The insurance companies aren't the reason that we have a shortage of GPs. The insurance companies aren't the reason why malpractice insurance rates are so high. I know it's popular for the Democrats to paint this as a "big insurance vs. everybody else" battle but there's really a lot more to it than that.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    55. Re:Dear Pranknet by StalePez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The agriculture companies can't forbid you from purchasing or using their products. An insurance company can.

      I, like many, lost my job. Thankfully, I have a very marketable service and have been able to strike out on my own very successfully after having a very difficult time trying to find a "regular job". When I had insurance, I went to the doctor like I'm encouraged to do, and I was diagnosed with heart disease.

      Now, I'm on my own. My insurance is gone, and I no longer qualify for insurance under the 'pre-existing condition' clauses. So, even though I'm a productive, contributing, and tax-paying member of society, I am not entitled to stay alive.

      If you're so jaded as to not see how that is wrong, then I hope with all my being that you end up in my position someday.

    56. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Maybe noticed a few people around that look like they could perhaps use a good meal?

      No, but I have noticed quite a few people in my non-dense suburban area who are abusing the social safety net that should be protecting the people who legitimately need help. My favorite is to see someone in line at the grocery store paying for their booze and junk food with cash while they buy all their groceries with a state issued benefits card.

      I'm of the opinion that if you have enough disposable cash lying around to buy beer you probably ought not to be consuming public benefits. But I'm glad I can finance their recreational chemicals for them. "Work harder, millions of people on welfare depend on you."

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    57. Re:Dear Pranknet by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The free market sees taxation as damage and routes around it.

      The free market sees any sort of liability as damage, and tries to route around it (by shoving it off to someone else... usually the commons). Taxes are just one special case of that. So your sig is true, but it also explains why truly free market inevitably screws up the society that lets it loose, and why some regulation is needed to ensure optimal operation.

    58. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, I thought Palin was candidate for vice-president only, and that she lost.

    59. Re:Dear Pranknet by genik76 · · Score: 1

      That's what I learned when studied economics, too. In working life, however, I've discovered that pricing decisions are very seldom rational, and costs are indeed often passed directly on to customers, even if that doesn't make economic sense.

    60. Re:Dear Pranknet by Svartormr · · Score: 1

      Hey, I like Obama, but if...

       

      ...Obama's just JFK and Clinton reborn.

      ...then the tabloids are going to have a field-day. What's Ken Starr doing these days?

       

      he flushed money down the bankster hole... okay, that might have been smart or dumb, not sure yet.

      It's not just dumb, but accord to William K. Black, it's illegal and wrong: just watch or read.

       

      But healthcare reform? Seriously, THAT'S what you'd fight to STOP?

      I fear like the previous attempt in 1993 this one will fail and the US will still be saddled with its current mess.

    61. Re:Dear Pranknet by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Yes, all rich people hate community.

      Learn to read. Learn to do simple boolean logic. Learn some set theory. Maybe then you can figure out that "rich and unethical people" is not equal to "all rich people".

    62. Re:Dear Pranknet by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested to know how you can 'de-fund' a soup kitchen the majority of the ones I've seen are run by private charities and not the government.

      By making sure those private charities have their funds dry up? It's a myth that the majority of charity donations comes from the rich. Yes, they make substantial donations, they get parks and hospital wings named after them, but the real money comes from middle class citizens.

      If they can't donate, you pretty much drain those soup kitchens and other social services of their money.

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    63. Re:Dear Pranknet by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Penalizing a single company will not be passed on. Penalizing an industry will. Because everyone has to.

      When you slap a single company with a fine, they have to swallow it. They can't just jack up the prices because then their competitor takes over, being cheaper. When you slap a tax on a product, the price of the product will rise (provided there is no substitute for it, and ignoring some other effects that might take place) because everyone will have to do it to stay in business.

      That's why cartels are usually disallowed, so alleged competitors can't simply agree to set an arbitrary high price, knowing that everyone has to pay it because they can't do without the product and there is no alternative.

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    64. Re:Dear Pranknet by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's basically the US from the outside.

      Bush jr. was maybe the worst thing that ever happened to the US international image. He was loud, he was crude, he was as charismatic as a 60s staircase. This wasn't the Uncle Sam we learned to like so much. Sure, Unkie Sam was often a fairly tough guy, but you always had the feeling that he likes you. More the big protector than the belt-wielding "do what I say or bend over" uncle you had to spend your vacation at. And then Bush comes along and is just that: Someone kicked my nuts so now I'll lash out, take cover if you don't want to be hit. It was like rednecks taking over the rule of the country, and we were honestly a little scared. It wasn't easy to like that Uncle. People were really considering the alternatives, but they were even worse, the other Uncle you could run to had that long beard, spoke gibberish and smelled funny. Because the other Uncle, ya know, the funny drunk with that poofy hat, he kinda slept. Or died. Or something.

      So the world looked at the US and Bush and what to come after. And we collectively groaned when we saw the Dem primaries. Two candidates without a chance. One not man enough, the other one not white enough, that's what we thought. Not in America. They're gonna elect that half-dead wreck and his churchy sidekick who is first of all even stupider and less educated than Bush was (yeah, we kinda like our politicians intelligent and informed) and second, she'll take over in a year or two after the old man croaked.

      And then the miracle happened. The US elected that black man. That guy who was witty (ok, telepromtwitty, but still), who knew how to speak what we like to hear, who promised a lot of good things and who was a lot more charismatic than anything we were used to before. He was the Uncle we liked! Ok, he looked funny, but hey, who cares? I mean, compared to Bush... anyway. He's jovial, he sounds believable when he tries to talk about the burden of the 'common man', he comes across as someone who knows his stuff (again, being able to read those teleprompters surely helps there a lot), and he has a bit of that Kennedy air that we love so much, and that we didn't see since Clinton went away. Oh, we sure liked Clinton. We prefer prezzes that get blowjobs to ones that need one direly.

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    65. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why weren't they selling service for $60/month earlier?. Corporations don't set a profit goal and toe that line exactly, they charge what will get them the most profit.

      Nope. Public companies must post predicated profit, to prevent one person gaining inside knowledge of the profitability (and hence the increase in share price of...) that company. They decide on a profit margin. If they want to increase that profit margin they must announce their intended profit target.

    66. Re:Dear Pranknet by 4181 · · Score: 1

      Wait, I thought Palin was candidate for vice-president only, and that she lost.

      She might not have lost had there been a guarantee that she would stay "vice-president only" .

    67. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The economy sucks, the rich have destroyed liquidity to keep their dollars valuable...

      Oh dear, another idiot parroting the media without having any idea what it means....

      What is liquidity and how does it affect the value of the dollar?

    68. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I really thought we had moved beyond this class warfare nonsense a long time ago."

      In the way expressed by grandparent post, yeah, that's silly, and you're quite right to criticize them for it. But it's still a simple observation that in the last 10 or 20 years the disparity between higher and lower incomes has grown substantially, that it has occurred in many industrialized countries, and that it has occurred whether the economy has improved or worsened ("trickle-down" economics is not working). The low end of the economic scale is getting royally screwed, and the "middle class" is eroding away. Something is not working if everyone does not benefit when the economy does better overall. When the economy improves overall, it's as if the rich get richer (as they should), and the poor and middle class get, well, stuck basically where they are or worse. People argue about whether this trend is real or if it is really something to worry about, but I think it is worrisome. I think it can only go on for so long before large parts of society will become deeply disgruntled, and the wonderful combination of capitalism and democracy that we have will start to be generally undermined.

      Personally, I think the problem is symptomatic of what has been seen over and over again at the scale of individual companies: when the company does well, the management gives themselves raises and huge bonuses, the stockholders get their dividends, and the employees get told they need to "hold the line" on wages in order "remain competitive" with wages elsewhere in the world, lest they lose their jobs -- even when the company is doing well. When the bonuses and wages handed out to management are so large that they are more than enough to turn the companies fortunes from highly profitable to highly unprofitable, then I don't think this is truly the only option for a company to be competitive. Some people would describe such a company as too "top heavy" rather than constrained by regular employee wages.

      Some people advocate the idea that government should be even more in the business of redistributing wealth. I don't agree with this at all. I think company management needs to stop gilding their own nests and share more with their employees, or they're eventually going to run out of domestic market to sell to. It's a well-known economic principle that if you pay your employees well, they'll have money to spend, including on your own products. That is the equation that strongly drove the industrial revolution. Unfortunately there is a very strong financial incentive for company management to arrange things so that as much benefit as possible goes to themselves, and this seems to be deeply ingrained in business culture. Not all companies are like this, of course, but it is too prevalent. Only the extreme excesses of the last year, and the public outrage over having to bail companies out, have started to reverse the trend a little (at least shareholder and board of governor meetings are scrutinizing executive pay more closely now), but I'm sure they'll be back at it again as soon as the economy improves. We need to break out of this pattern.

    69. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what the OP meant. You charge as much as the market will bear. If you stay competitive when charging $60, you will charge $60 and not $45. If a company can raise the price tag to $60 without heavy losses or having to change their target group, they will charge $60 and not $45. Regarding the fine, it depends. If the fine is really too high, then you get into serious troubles, but in reality fines aren't that high. In reality, a fine will just mean slightly lower profit margin and slightly less revenues.

    70. Re:Dear Pranknet by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Well, the Government is taking 6.2% of my money for social "security", which will be bankrupt by the time I reach retirement age and from which I'll be lucky to recoup the money I've put in, let alone any extra monies above and beyond that.

      Why would you recoup social security? It's a contribution you make to help other people in society who are not as well off as you -- apparently you have even a job! The only way you should recoup it is if you lose that, or in some other way get into a really bad place. Maybe you don't like being forced to help other people, that's fair, and you've got all kinds of ways to fight against it, as indeed market liberals have very effectively been doing forever in your fine country.

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    71. Re:Dear Pranknet by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      Penalizing a single company will not be passed on. Penalizing an industry will. Because everyone has to.

      When you slap a single company with a fine, they have to swallow it. They can't just jack up the prices because then their competitor takes over, being cheaper.

      When you slap a company with a fine, who do you think ends up paying that fine -- the Good Fine Fairy? Any and every business cost is paid by the customer. All the companies do is find artful ways to conceal it.

    72. Re:Dear Pranknet by rjh · · Score: 0, Troll

      A few facts --

      • With respect to how Bush launched an "illegal war," you can only argue this if you're willing to apply the same to Clinton.

        Montenegro and Serbia, two sovereign countries attacked in the late 1990s, filed a lawsuit against their aggressors. They held, among other things, that their territorial rights were violated; that the aggression occurred outside of UN Article 51 or UN Security Council approval; that Montenegrin and Serbian citizens were killed; and they demanding that the International Court of Justice hear their claim.

        They unquestionably had a case and deserved a hearing. First, the US couldn't say we were obligated under anti-genocide treaties since we were bending over backwards to not call it a genocide. Second, we didn't even bother trying for Security Council approval. (Russia was threatening a veto.) Third, neither of Serbia nor Montenegro had attacked NATO, and thus the self-defense provisions of the UN Charter couldn't be held to apply.

        So far, this sounds like it ought be solved in court. Maybe they would win, maybe they wouldn't, but it's pretty clear-cut the case at least deserved a hearing. This is why it shocked me that in December 2004 the International Court of Justice in the Hague decided they had no jurisdiction to hear the complaint.

        Their logic is convoluted and twisted. After all, the ICJ is the internationally-recognized final arbiter of international law. The Balkan campaign was clearly an international conflict subject to the United Nations Charter, United Nations Security Council Resolutions, the Geneva Conventions and the Laws of Armed Combat. For the ICJ to declare they have no jurisdiction over a war is for the ICJ to declare there is no body capable of hearing these difficult problems; and laws without courts are just words on a paper, devoid of significance or meaning, unable of rising even to the level of a recommendation.

        The lesson to be drawn from this is... when it comes to war, there is no such thing as an 'illegal' war, because there is no agency capable of enforcing laws.

        Call it an unjust war, sure. I might even agree with you. Call it a war of convenience and I'll definitely agree with you. Call it an illegal war, though, and I'm going to ask you to explain why Bush's war was illegal and needs to be prosecuted and why Clinton's war wasn't illegal and didn't need to be.

      • A "fairly small" terrorist incident? Three thousand dead, probably another thirty thousand people who have suddenly lost a father, a mother, a brother, a best friend, a son? Thirty thousand direct victims, literally billions of dollars in property damage done, and you consider this to be a “minor terrorist incident”? If that's a minor terrorist incident then the Bali bombings and the London bus bombings are so trivial that no one ought bother even remembering them.

      I'm not going to respond to your other claims. Those are matters of politics, and you're entitled to your own opinion. But those two factual errors -- that the US war in Iraq is "illegal", and that the 9/11 attacks were a "minor" terrorist incident -- scream out for correction.

    73. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to break it to you but inflation hurts the peopes WITH money. As in all my debt gets easier and chaper to pay off. Plus it is easire for the lower paid to increase they pay than the highly paid.
      You can give the whole McDonalds a 1$ (12% raise) for about 7$ and hour. Where you can give one high paid professional a cost of living increase.

      Inflation is a method to redistrubute wealth. It hurts the people with money, and helps those with debt.

    74. Re:Dear Pranknet by gambino21 · · Score: 1

      Here is the wikipedia link. Based on the information there, it does sound like the judge went too easy on her. There were two witnesses and a security camera that say the female Korean store owner was not in danger when she shot the girl.

    75. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The agriculture companies can't forbid you from purchasing or using their products. An insurance company can.

      Any body can refuse to do business with you. The agriculture company would just have a harder time of it because they sell their product through a large number of channels and have little control over what those channels do with it.

      Now, I'm on my own. My insurance is gone, and I no longer qualify for insurance under the 'pre-existing condition' clauses.

      So why does it follow that we need the government to take over the health care system? Nobody on the left side of the political spectrum seems content to strengthen insurance regulations to prohibit this type of behavior -- they are hell bent on passing a 'public plan' that will eventually drive the insurance companies from the market entirely and leave us all at the mercy of the government.

      I am not entitled to stay alive.

      That's hyperbole and you know it. The worst that would happen to you is that you'd wind up filing bankruptcy. I've been through bankruptcy and let me assure you it's better than dying.

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    76. Re:Dear Pranknet by Guido+del+Confuso · · Score: 1

      Oh, well that TOTALLY justifies the random assault on and murder of innocent bystanders, wanton destruction of property, and terrorizing of an entire city.

    77. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm generally against government run healthcare, but you bring up two great points that are conspicuously absent from most healthcare discussion (or rabid yelling, may be a better term for it).

      The high overhead sounds bad, but I wonder if that's the overhead of competition and worthwhile.

      The fact that private healthcare's main goal is to deny coverage is hard to argue with. I had a friend who refused to pay for healthcare because they were refused coverage in their time of need anyway. Perhaps there's another (private) model that could encourage treatment instead of denying it.

      The lack of (real) choice in healthcare is a very important point. Why is your healthcare provider chosen by your employer, and not be the employee? That's a lot of layers of abstraction and different goals between the human and the caregiver.

      It seems like the "American way" in this case would be to require healthcare for all employed individuals, but leave it to the individual to choose which one. That would immediately create real competition in healthcare.

      By requiring healthcare like a part of minimum wage, it would also remove the gap where employers have the option of cutting healthcare to reduce costs. Which really puts that uninsured healthcare load on the public and comes out of taxes anyway.

    78. Re:Dear Pranknet by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Your sunk cost argument is compelling, but sunk costs is a decision concept, not a pricing one. Fixed costs are also sunk, for example. We build a multi-billion dollar processor fab, now we're going to produce CPUs. That fab is a sunk cost. You can't get it back. If you don't include it in your pricing analysis, you'll quite rapidly be out of business.

      You're certainly right that a business will charge the price that maximizes profit. When your costs increase, that profit maximizing price changes. If your product cost was $31 before and the fine bumped it to $46, you're losing money selling at $45. Will you make money (or lose less) selling at $60? It depends on the demand curve. Maybe. For price-inelastic goods, yes, you'll make more. Why weren't you charging $60 before? Maybe at a price point of $55, it becomes attractive for smaller players to get into the market and you wanted to avoid that while you could. Now you can't, unless you choose to lose money. A company's marketing strategy is a lot more than cost and profit maximizing price.

    79. Re:Dear Pranknet by quickOnTheUptake · · Score: 1

      if social security actually did go bankrupt we would be pretty screwed as a country. It isn't going to, no matter what irrational BS you have heard.

      Social security is an unfunded obligation of the government, which means that the program is essentially a ponzi scheme.
      The problem with a ponzi scheme is that it requires an certain ratio between those paying in and those collecting be maintained. It needs an income that literally grows exponentially. Now the babyboomers are retiring and they weren't known for having large families (I.e., they don't have lots of working children and grandchildren paying in to support their benefits). And as we learned last year, just because something is big doesn't mean it can't fail.

      We will find a way to make it work.

      The unfunded obligation as of 2008, was $13.6 trillion, larger than the entire Federal debt after the bailouts and stimuli ($11.7 T). To put that in perspective, the unfunded social security obligation per person is roughly $44,000. Note that this includes citizens who are already retired, and thus not actually paying in. Yeah we could figure it out for a while--we can treat the Federal government like a limitless resource that can bail anything out--but remember that everything the government has it takes, in one way or another, from it citizens (usually by coercion). I for one do not want to be coerced into balancing the budget of a failed ponzi scheme.

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    80. Re:Dear Pranknet by Nitage · · Score: 2, Informative

      Come to the UK and experience the NHS - then you'll fight to the death against public healthcare.

      I pay a substantial amount of tax - if I recieved a refund of the amount used to fund the NHS, I could afford very good health insurance. But instead, the government takes my money and pisses it away.

      An example:

      I recently moved home and have to register at a new doctors. NHS doctors only accept patients that live within a certain geographic areas, so I have no choice which doctor I register with - and you have to be registered to get anything other than a emergency appointment. When I tried to register, they tell me that I need to fill in a form and make an appointment to see a nurse who will process my registration.

      Then they tell me that such appointments are only available Wednesday and Thursday between 2pm and 3pm. If the taxes of all people who were at work on Wednesday and Thursday between 2pm and 3pm disappeared, these people would suddenly be unemployed.

      Stay away from state healthcare.

    81. Re:Dear Pranknet by Nitage · · Score: 1

      We aren't talking about a penalties applied to individual companies - we're talking about a tax paid by all companies. In your example, the reason they weren't charging $60 a month before was that their competition was charging less for the same service. A new tax will drive up the cost for all companies, so custoemrs won't be able to shop around.

    82. Re:Dear Pranknet by steltho · · Score: 1

      Health care in America is a huge problem, and since the insurance companies are profitable

      I hate to break it to you but insurance companies are not the only or even the biggest problem that our health care system faces. The insurance companies aren't the ones who set up the "pay for service" model that encourages health care inflation. The insurance companies aren't the reason that we have a shortage of GPs. The insurance companies aren't the reason why malpractice insurance rates are so high. I know it's popular for the Democrats to paint this as a "big insurance vs. everybody else" battle but there's really a lot more to it than that.

      You cut off my quote in mid-sentence, and I think you missed my point. It sounds like we agree that the health care system is a problem. However, since the health care companies are profitable, they have no incentive to try and fix the system. This means the government has no choice but to step in and do something.

    83. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's unrealistic. When sugar gets taxed up to $100 a bag, people buy artificial sweetener, and the gov goes looking for something else to tax.

      The only time one industry gets so easily targeted is exactly when it's the more inelastic goods you were talking about. Which as you said, only taxes the "little guy".

    84. Re:Dear Pranknet by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Certainly it has to come out of the company's revenue, thus effectively it's paid for by the customers. So far, so right. But he cannot simply increase prices to cover the fine, or customers will take their business elsewhere, to companies that don't have to factor in the cost for a fee or fine.

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    85. Re:Dear Pranknet by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      If the government puts a huge tax on something like sugar, corporations which make sugar will need to "eat" some of the tax.

      ...and then many of them will go out of business, which shifts the supply curve left/up, which increases the market price.

      This. If you need another reason than 'it makes logically', consider these:

      A) People operating sugar companies have fewer barriers to entry for abandoning a market and 'reinventing' themselves than the average person would.

      B) Capitalist societies (and humans in general) operate out of a 'gain' motive. If the huge taxes are too great a strain, no one will be interested in participating in the system. No will require them to sell sugar, and eventually the government will probably wind up subsidizing it. Perhaps agriculture is a bad example, but when a good's profit potential dives too much, many of the growers jump ship overnight. Look at hogs in the last few decades for a specific example.

      C) Sugar-selling companies are nearly all held by multi-national, diversified conglomerates. While this doesn't lend to them going out of business, this could well see them opt out by shutting down divisions. 'No more sugar sales in the US, the taxes are too high. Sell it to China instead. Transfer the best US employees to the substitute division, and fire the rest.'

      Rich people like being rich, which is a huge part of why they are presently rich. Arbitrarily applying a tax isn't going to change much of anything. 'damage, route around it' - indeed.

    86. Re:Dear Pranknet by nametaken · · Score: 1

      You're assuming one company, in which case it hurts. If you're talking about an entire industry (ie taxes) you've just universally jacked up the cost of doing business. They can all charge $60/mo instead of $40, remain competitive in their market, maintain their profit margins and in the end the "little guy" eats it.

      Taxes suck.

    87. Re:Dear Pranknet by nametaken · · Score: 1

      No, I think you'll find it's having a hard-right President and Congress commit war crimes by launching an illegal war while crashing the economy which is what elects leftists into office.

      You give people too much credit. Nobody here gave a damn about "an illegal war" during the presidential election. What they didn't like was the state of the war and that banks were foreclosing on their homes. People on both sides deserve to take bullets for that.

      And then I watched in horror how much, much worse it could get - what happens when you have a Republican rather than Democratic president who "responds" in a lather of panic and pride to a fairly small terrorist incident.

      You're fucking kidding, right? "Fairly small terrorist incident"? What, pray tell, do you consider a serious terrorist attack in backwater NZ, tough guy?

      But, well, he's half-black. And he got elected! That's, whuh, we still can't quite stop pinching ourselves. If you guys don't realise what a massive foreign policy boost you guys get just from having him there...wow.

      That's just stupid. The foreign policy boost is because he's half-black? How shallow and superficial is the world community? It couldn't have been because he's more eloquent and careful? Bullshit. Stop speaking for the rest of the world.

      Your whole post stinks of typical, thoughtless US bashing. A common thing here, but it usually has to be more rational to snag mod points.

    88. Re:Dear Pranknet by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      The commons? Do you mean the consumer? When a business is taxed, it is forced to pass that additional expense on to its customers in the form of price increases. Higher prices make that business less competitive and therefore damaged.

      All taxes are ultimately imposed upon the individual, some just inflict collateral damage as they pass by.

      My post was about the inherent corruption of authoritarian governments. Discussion of my signature is off-topic at best.

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    89. Re:Dear Pranknet by DCEdwards1966 · · Score: 1
    90. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A: There is no class warfare.

      B: Here's a quote from someone saying he actively participates in the war you say doesn't exist.

      Mod: Shut up, B. That's OT and flamebait.

    91. Re:Dear Pranknet by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      All taxes are ultimately imposed upon the individual

      Of course, but it is imposed on various categories of individuals. The notion that a company taxed higher will just raise prices while keeping the profit margin and high exec salaries is extremely naive.

      My post was about the inherent corruption of authoritarian governments.

      And my point was about the inherent transition of anarchical societies to authoritarian governments.

      Discussion of my signature is off-topic at best.

      You must be new here. On Slashdot, the only thing that's offtopic is that which is modded as such. Flamebaiting sigs like yours (or mine) have always been considered a valid discussion subject - after all, why else put it there for everyone to see?

    92. Re:Dear Pranknet by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      Certainly it has to come out of the company's revenue, thus effectively it's paid for by the customers. So far, so right. But he cannot simply increase prices to cover the fine, or customers will take their business elsewhere, to companies that don't have to factor in the cost for a fee or fine.

      Granted, if the fine is small enough, the comapny will simply absorb it as the cost of doing business and take a hit for that quarter on their balance sheet. But a substantial fine (and I think we can both agree that the hypothetical fine mentioned was substantial) is going to be absorbed by the customers in one way or another, or else the company will fold. We can argue, of course, about what the limits are on a "substantial" fine, but for a fine to be punative (which would be the point of imposing one) it has to be big enough to hurt the company somehow, and if it's big enough to hurt the company, then the company is going to have to defray that cost.

    93. Re:Dear Pranknet by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Ah. So, that's the technique being used to invalidate anybody who might hold that opinion? If they hurl class warfare accusations, then they're 'rich'... or 'identify with' or 'anticipate someday' being rich.

      You don't need to be a member of a group, or even anticipate someday becoming a member of a group, in order to defend that group. I'll never be an Islamic woman; I can still speak out for their rights. I don't need to be rich, or anticipate becoming rich, in order to speak out against class warfare.

      By the way, mods, my original comment was in no way a troll. That's just poor moderating. If you disagree with me, fine; argue, like jack455 did.

    94. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst that would happen to you is that you'd wind up filing bankruptcy. I've been through bankruptcy and let me assure you it's better than dying.

      You're crazy if you think a hospital would take a patient without insurance for an operation of that magnitude. Filing bankruptcy doesn't help you get that appointment in the first place.

      But please, feel free to not think about it or just think that the uninsured somehow "deserve what they get" if it helps you not to feel guilty.

    95. Re:Dear Pranknet by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      I think her point was that charitable giving should start on a personal (uber local) level rather than an institutional one. I highly doubt she was opposed to soup kitchens.

    96. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So would you say a better option would be for the insurance companies to stop competing on basis of price, force a fixed price (or price categories) on them, and then have htem compete on the basis of service for thet price?

    97. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move to Sweden, you will get treated regardless of your input. That's what I would do based on your brief description of the situation.

    98. Re:Dear Pranknet by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      When in Rome...

    99. Re:Dear Pranknet by christianT · · Score: 1

      [Disclaimer: I'm expecting few to read this, so I haven't spent much time editing the post so I apologize to any poor soul who reads the following disorderly thoughts]
      Really...Really??? Who do you think provides money to the soup kitchens and homeless shelters? That's right, it's rich people. What makes you think that rich people don't deserve to have the money they have? The majority of "Wealthy" people (at least in the USA) are people who worked hard for the money they have. They deserve every penny of it an more. Most of them are people who have put in endless hours in order to grow their small businesses into something that makes them profit and provides jobs for others. Those who aren't small business owners, are simply people who lived on less than they make, and saved as much as they could, and after living frugally and saving for 20 or 30 years, they are now multimillionaires. Then what do they do with that money they have saved and invested? They give it to churches, they give it to soup kitchens, they give it to the poor and needy.

      Class warfare is a foolish thing. The rich have no reason to hate the poor. The rich have no reason to "attack" the poor. I would wager that any ware that exists between the poor and the rich was started by the poor. Not the poor in general, but the poor who are too lazy to try to get ahead. The poor would be much better off befriending the rich as a rich man will always be willing to help his friend, but if the poor make themselves the enemy of the rich, all the rich can do is defend themselves, and to some people that is going to look like an attack.

    100. Re:Dear Pranknet by Damvan · · Score: 1

      Yes, because you noticed a few people like that, of course, all welfare and food stamp recipients are like that. Dismantle the programs, Shakrai noticed a few people abuse them.

    101. Re:Dear Pranknet by Damvan · · Score: 1

      If that is the worse thing you can come up with about NHS, you really have no idea how bad the private health insurance is in the US. Wow, you have to go register at a new doctor because you moved. How about being denied coverage? Or paying co-pays, deductibles and prescriptions on top of your premiums? Or losing your health care because you lost your job? Or being denied care because of a pre-existing condition?

    102. Re:Dear Pranknet by Damvan · · Score: 1

      From discussion with Republicans and what I have read, they basically believe that you shouldn't stay alive, simply because you can't afford to pay for your medical care yourself. You see, you aren't being "self reliant" which, according to Republicans, is the American Way, and more importantly, what Jesus taught his followers.

    103. Re:Dear Pranknet by Loundry · · Score: 1

      So, don't you worry your little head over the money still being there when you retire.

      I sense you're being snarky, which isn't nice to do when playing with people's retirement. OF COURSE the money will be there when you retire.

      Additionally, the retirement age will be 91 when you retire.

      Enjoy your golden years! They're the best years of your life!

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  5. authentication by British · · Score: 0

    So the bottom line is, just because someone calls your business, doesn't mean they aren't in higher authority,etc or in charge of some security company. Sadly, we are gullible by nature. Sure, it may seem extreme that a guy on the other end tells you to smash the windows & set off the alarms, but better safe than sorry.

    1. Re:authentication by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Frankly? If you're stupid enough to do what a person on the phone tells you without first verifying that the caller IS in the authority position he claims to be, well, you just learned a valuable, albeit expensive, lesson...

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    2. Re:authentication by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      Frankly? If you're stupid enough to do what a person on the phone tells you without first verifying that the caller IS in the authority position he claims to be, well, you just learned a valuable, albeit expensive, lesson...

      Do people need to do more verification, when possible? Of course. That sort of goes without saying. I used to work in an environment where we would get calls all the time from people seeking information about the company. The people asking the questions were always (to my recollection) well-mannered and outgoing, but that didn't change the fact that we weren't supposed to say anything to them. Whatever they asked, we were supposed to redirect them to the public relations department (although I think if it was concerning a specific employee, we were supposed to direct them to HR). But I'd make two points about this: 1) These were non-critical situations, in which no one's life or property was directly at stake. I don't know what would happen if someone called and said something to the tune of, "I planted a bomb in the building. You must evacuate now!" 2) Even the response of sending a query to Public Relations or HR is a learned, authority-based response. The worker in question isn't making an independent judgement that it would be better to send such a request to a certain channel. If they did, the decision might go another way (which is the point of having a procedure). To sum it up: Verification isn't part of most people's jobs. Their only task is to kick it up to whomever is responsible for the decision. When you're dealing with an organization such as a fast food joint, anyone at that level is probably half a dozen levels and several thousand miles away from where the incident is taking place.

  6. Both Sides Are Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I don't support their actions, it blows my mind that there are people out there that fall for this staff. Like victims of scammers, I am unable to feel sorry for them.

    1. Re:Both Sides Are Idiots by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      Consider that in many cases, the pranksters exploited the natural deference to authority, assuming the identity of a trusted source (police, fire department, and so on). By claiming an emergency situation, the pranksters further short-circuited normal behaviour. It's abuse of a social structure, really; all designed to prevent critical thinking and lowering the chance of the victim to recognise the scam and pull out.

      It's already been mentioned here on Slashdot that people are highly susceptible to using certainty to judge how valid an argument is: if a flat earther were to hammer with his argument repeatedly against a scientist who lacked self-confidence, then the chances of the flat-Earther are actually pretty good. It's hard wired into us, and even we geeks have to work hard on questioning authority in our heads.

  7. idle hands by v1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reading TFA it shows that this kid doesn't go to school and doesn't have a job, he just spends his days and nights mooching off his mom and finding ways to entertain himself.

    One of those cases I'd file under "parents enabling the problem". Kick him out on the street where he belongs, force him to get a job and spend some of his time doing something constructive, rather than 100% of his time spent on destructive self-entertainment. There are some cases where the parents bear a significant chunk of the responsibility for their kids' behavior, and this is definitely one of them.

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    1. Re:idle hands by jpmorgan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not just his parents. It's all of society that enables these kinds of folk. Back in the day we'd just leave them for the wolves.

    2. Re:idle hands by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I caught that too. He thinks he is so much superior than those he is duping, but he is the one living with his mom and no friends.

    3. Re:idle hands by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      One of those cases I'd file under "parents enabling the problem".

      That's a very naive way of looking at it.

      If you read the whole article, you'd see that he's not the only one doing this. I'm not sure all of the other pranksters on Pranknet live in their homes on their mothers' income.

      There may be patterns in their behavior, but this isn't something he can't do if he gets a full time job.

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    4. Re:idle hands by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most mooches living in their parents basement manage to satisfy themselves with porn and World of Warcraft. While sad, they somehow manage to avoid actively reaching out to destroy things. This man is a psychopath, and it will take more than a bit of tough love to fix him, assuming he can be fixed.

    5. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're clearly correct! His lack of employment must be the problem. It's not like employed adults have ever done anything bad, like commit series of rapes and murders (and not necessarily in that order), run the world economy into the ground, or that eternal classic, try to kill all the Jews.

    6. Re:idle hands by hedwards · · Score: 4, Informative

      Technically speaking, he's most likely a sociopath, a psychopath isn't likely to be still living with his parents. Psychopaths are driven to the point of ignoring the needs and wants of other people to get what they want. Sociopaths are largely similar, but far less organized and far more likely to be capable of interacting with others, providing that they have similar interests. But both are worth considering as dangerous and keeping an eye on.

    7. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Technically speaking, nobody seems to be able to agree on what if any difference there is between "psychopath" and "sociopath". I've heard a million and one different 'correct' distinctions between the two. The most common distinction seems to be that "psychopath" applies to people for which the condition is biological in origin, and "sociopath" for ones for which it is sociological in origin. Even that doesn't seem to be common enough to say it's the 'correct' distinction. And I've certainly never heard the sort of distinction you're claiming.

      To make the terminology even more fun and exciting, there's also antisocial personality disorder from the DSM and dissocial personality disorder from the ICD, which largely overlap with each other and psychopathy/sociopathy.

      (IANAP, but I play one on the Internet)

    8. Re:idle hands by EdIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not just his parents. It's all of society that enables these kinds of folk. Back in the day we'd just leave them for the wolves.

      I thought it was bring them to the wolves.

    9. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey now, I have a perfectly good home, job, and wife.

      And I'm still left to satisfy myself with porn and World of Warcraft.

      And also manage to not run around destroying things like a psychopathic child.

      I bet if this guy found more porn and addictive RPGs he wouldn't have time to be a jerk IRL.

    10. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually sociopath and psychopath are exactly the same. The only difference is, traditionally, people who think you are born a sociopath use the term psychopath and people who think you are made into a psychopath use the term sociopath. The symptoms and behaviors are identical with the only difference being the assumed cause.

      I would also like to note that the captcha for this post was "pervert". How funny.

    11. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. These people need jobs. They're management material. They just need someone to show them the legal way to exploit people's naivety. "EPIC, I tanked the economy and got a bonus for it!" Unfortunately there are no more walls in these global times. The PrankNet assholes would be the first against one when the revolution comes.

    12. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some cases where the parents bear a significant chunk of the responsibility for their kids' behavior, and this is definitely one of them.

      From what I've seen, the chain of "responsibility" can stretch back for generations. There's a good chance that the grandparents bear a significant chunk of responsibility for the parents' behavior. In a sense, most of us are victims of victims (of victims, etc.). I see myself in both the "prankster" and the victims. I've got a lot of anger about other people not being able to understand even simple situations but there are a lot of simple situations that I have myself, in retrospect, failed to understand.

      At a practical level these kinds of pranks need to be stopped - which means enough jail time for the "prankster" to deter future "pranks" by either the him or others. I actually agree (with the parent post) that getting a job would be valuable for the "prankster".

      In the ideal world, though, rather than being forced to get a job by fear of starvation or other punishment, the "prankster" would get enough psychological help to understand that he was capable of living a fulfilling life by contributing to society and helping people rather than hurting people. Somehow this prankster has developed psychological barriers to living a life that contributes to society. One approach is to try to force him past these barriers with threats of severe harm (e.g. starvation) but, in the ideal world, I'd like to see him get help in dismantling these barriers.

      On the subject of psychological help, to some extent we are all fairly helpless in the face of life's complexities - but I also suspect that if people had more help in overcoming their psychological issues then they would be more empowered to resist being victims of this kind of deception. More concretely, many of the low-level employees that were victims of these pranks probably came from backgrounds of fairly severe domestic abuse - they had probably never really had the opportunity to develop skills in knowing who to trust because there was no one in there life that they could trust.

    13. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Anti-Social Personality Disorder.

    14. Re:idle hands by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More than likely they are in a similar situation. People tend to group based on their similar social situation, as well as their interests.

      If they are hanging out all day in a chat room dreaming up pranks, they need to have someone to chat with.

      While having a job would not eliminate their ability to pull these pranks, it would severely hamper their ability to do so. Plus there is much, much less incentive to pull retarded pranks if you are occupied - and being compensated for your occupation - for most of the day.

      In other words, the reason these guys are probably doing this is because they still live at their parent's and have no job and are bored shitless. Even if they do have a job, it's not likely it is anything more than a crappy fast food gig, maybe even part time only. Instead of being productive, they have chosen to be disruptive.

      What they really need is a good hard ass kicking and to be kicked to the curb. Not much else will likely wake their asses up.

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    15. Re:idle hands by Beetle+B. · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What they really need is a good hard ass kicking and to be kicked to the curb. Not much else will likely wake their asses up.

      Lots of homeless people and psychologists can testify otherwise.

      Sure, it works for some folks. It's also a strategy that fails for a comparable amount.

      Of course, kicking them on to the street would solve the Pranknet problem. I'll concede that.

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    16. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically speaking, there isn't a clear and well-defined distinction between the words "psychopath" and "sociopath."

      Check it out.

    17. Re:idle hands by db32 · · Score: 1

      Last I checked all it would take to fix them is a quick flick of the wrist with an exacto knife. Hell, you don't even have to waste any time/money on antiseptics or anesthesia. If you are feeling exceptionally generous you can give them a bandaid...with any luck they might accept it without thinking about the joys of removing it later...

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    18. Re:idle hands by Nyder · · Score: 1

      wait, i'm dangerous now?

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    19. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      God, on Slashdot people think they are experts at everything. Psychopathy and sociopathy are the same fucking thing!

    20. Re:idle hands by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Great. Your cause is correct. But your "solution"...
      You are doing what everyone says: EXACTLY THE WRONGEST THING POSSIBLE!

      First you totally fail (sorry), by confusing force with motivation. A common mistake of >95% of the population. It's one of those things that work shortly, and then make everything even worse. Like drugs. And just like drugs, people tend to apply more, when it stops working. So it's not a question, *if* this ends in a catastrophe, but *when*.

      Then you kick him on the street. Which will help exactly no-one. I was on the street. So I can tell you that all it brings is depression, and the will to destroy yourself. Usually it ends in some relative or friend helping you, a lucky situation, life-long bum life, or death from drug-related problems.

      And forcing people into jobs they do not want, is also a root of what is wrong with our society. A job you do not want is one that is not payed well enough to be worth the hassle. Which in other words means, that some ass is profiting off your back. So the trick is to find people who want to give you enough money for what you like to do. (If what you like to do is not worth enough money to them, you can become more efficient, so that you get more per time unit. Or you have to find something else that you like.)
      But all in all, it *must* be something that you like. After all you are giving one third of your life (or half of your life awake) away for it.

      Also, what you see as "constructive" is not a global absolute. It is completely relative. The only global meaning is, that it yields something positive for him. (Which his current "job" does, apparently. Problem: Usually nobody wants to give him money for it. But I know situations, where people would pay for that kind of service.)

      Ok, now for the cause and how to do it right:
      First of all, you need someone that he respects. This is essential, to be able to tell him anything that he will actually consider.
      Then that someone needs to create a positive motivating gradient. (Something that naturally gives the feeling of wanting to go there by yourself.)
      This starts by offering life-improving things. Things that are way better *in his eyes* than what he does right now.
      Then you can add a short burst of negativity to get it going. But *only ONE time*. A bit like a zero point experience to start over.
      Who do you think will not go towards that way better "portal of salvation", when in that situation? Nobody! :)

      Or as a simple conclusion: You have to make people want to do something in a positive way, instead of you wanting them to do it (in a negative way).
      Then you will get lasting results, and that person will become very productive, while everybody is happy.

      P.S.: Also, I'd recommend checking yourself for repressed anger, that usually is the source of reactions like yours. Without it, you can also improve your life and have more fun, while not being annoyed so much by things like this. :)

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    21. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KID? He's 25, if you read TFA.

    22. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they really need is a good hard ass kicking and to be kicked to the curb. Not much else will likely wake their asses up.

      Yes, because being homeless really discourages acts of vandalism, burglary, arson, robbery, and other crimes soooo much. *cough* I guess that perspective works ok if you keep yourself nice and safe inside a gated community. I hope the guilded cage is comfy enough.

      The real problem is finding something that's productive in a positive way and provides some degree of satisfaction. Then that way there are better things to do than engage in acts of douchbaggery. But how to achieve this when the economy has been sour in the last couple years?

    23. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just his parents. It's all of society that enables these kinds of folk. Back in the day we'd just leave them for the wolves.

      And so it became that the city of Rome was founded.

    24. Re:idle hands by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Technically, the difference between the two is very easy to define, at least among software people:

      # sed -e s/"socio"/"psycho"/g

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    25. Re:idle hands by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Back in the day we'd not let anyone coming to our door telling us they're the Sheriff of Nottingham to rearrange our furniture. We'd have wanted him to prove it.

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    26. Re:idle hands by MartinSchou · · Score: 0, Troll

      He thinks he is so much superior

      This seems to be rather prevalent amongst the white supremacist groups as well.

      "We're the master race!"
      "Really? Have you looked in the mirror lately? You've shaved your head and molested your skin with tattoos and piercings. Obviously you believe that you and your unemployed beer belly are superior to everybody else by birth, so why fuck with it in the first place?"

    27. Re:idle hands by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Offer him a "positive motivation gradient" ?

      The guy's a dweeb, a dork, a gomp, a trofflehamet, a waster, a spaz and you suggest I go out of my way to fashion him a "positive motivation gradient". I don't think so buddy the only thing I'll be fashioning for him is a chuggle rod to beat his head with.

      He is a sad, vicious, manipulative, delusional, lazy, big head and before anyone else goes out of their way to help him he needs to make some attempt to see himself as he is and do something to fix it. If throwing him out on the street helps that then fantastic, the street it is although personally I think a good long stretch in prison for him and his trolling subordinates is the best possible medicine.

    28. Re:idle hands by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Moochers aren't a 20th century invention. We just don't bother recording the legacy of "Timmy of Shropshire who doth live in his Mother's cottage for naught."

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    29. Re:idle hands by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      People like this lack empathy for others. There are even brain scan tests showing this to be the case with actual physical differences in their brains. They cannot put themselves in the postion of others and feel for them.

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    30. Re:idle hands by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 3, Funny

      His mom is living with him. Big difference.

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    31. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you kick him on the street. Which will help exactly no-one

      It would help his future victims, who are more deserving than he is.

    32. Re:idle hands by oreaq · · Score: 1

      He very likely has a low self esteem and needs those pranks to feel superior to at least some people. It's the only way for him to deal with his situation -- apart from getting a job and starting his own life which apparently isn't an option for him.

    33. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the kind of crybaby, feel-good bullshit that has kids at home working out elaborate felonies to perpetrate on their fellow man.

    34. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Numerology much?

      "Relevant" captchas are just as mundane, and equally random, and pointing them out is an exercise in dumb. I can't believe people even argue that humanity is not wired to believe in supernatural phenomenon given our propensity to see patterns where there are none, or ascribe destiny to coincidence. A higher power/God is the natural extension of that.

    35. Re:idle hands by v1 · · Score: 1

      Ok, now for the cause and how to do it right:
      First of all, you need someone that he respects. This is essential, to be able to tell him anything that he will actually consider.

      Someone that gets 95% of their daily entertainment by creating misery for others, you may find it very difficult or impossible to find someone that a person like that "respects", unless he admires their even greater ability to make others miserable. He has no respect for anyone, and that's part of the problem, but identifying part of the problem doesn't magically make it easy to fix. People that have zero respect for anyone outside their inner circle are very difficult to reason with, with respect to how they are treating those people.

      Then that someone needs to create a positive motivating gradient. (Something that naturally gives the feeling of wanting to go there by yourself.)
      This starts by offering life-improving things. Things that are way better *in his eyes* than what he does right now.

      Lets see... no work. no school. no bills. no rent. all-day-entertainment. How are you possibly going to offer him a better life? This is why the parents are the problem. They're already giving him utopia. You're right, he currently has no reason to change. But then again, he's got it more than good enough right now as he sees it.

      Then you can add a short burst of negativity to get it going. But *only ONE time*. A bit like a zero point experience to start over.
      Who do you think will not go towards that way better "portal of salvation", when in that situation? Nobody

      ok kicking him out on the street I agree was a little harsh, but letting him park himself in front of a computer all day eating pizza isn't going to solve the problem. As much as some slashdotters probably won't like this suggestion, I'd say the first thing on the list is take the computer away. Still allow its use, but in a highly restricted way, and use that as the reward for things like submitting job apps. Right now that computer is probably the only thing you can hold against him. See previous list, you can't force him to go to school, can't make him pay bills or rent if he doesn't have a job, and there's your entertainment. So that's pretty much the only angle left that he will listen to.

      The short term effect is almost guaranteed to be his moving out on his own free will unfortunately. (though 100% considered "forced" in his mind)

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    36. Re:idle hands by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, your five-step process perfectly describes the way he perpetrated his pranks, which both demonstrates the efficacy of the tool, and makes your detractors look like idiots for arguing against it. Either it's ineffective, in which case his pranks are harmless, or it IS effective, and this guy should be "pranked" into becoming a productive member of society.

    37. Re:idle hands by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Explain how the guy dieing on the streets doesn't benefit the rest of society.

    38. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is a chuggle rod????????

  8. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are you implying that because the victims displayed great naivety, it somehow excuses the criminals who engaged in these "pranks" ?

  9. It's only too telling... by Constantin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...to see how these fine folk reacted once they were outed by TSG. Props to the folk who got the job done.

    Tariq Malik calling the cops on reporters standing in a public way outside your flat after having posted numerous episodes of taking advantage of gullible people on youtube has to be the epitome of chutzpah. If the allegations against him and his cohorts are true (and the evidence they collected against themselves seems to back those allegations up), I hope they get to pay restitution to all the folk they tricked and spend a considerable time making up their 'pranks' to society.

    Documenting your own crimes and posting them to the internet in the hope of glory seems a bit backwards to me, but hey, to each his/her own.

    1. Re:It's only too telling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they get to pay restitution to all the folk they tricked and spend a considerable time making up their 'pranks' to society.

      Fuck that lame-ass shit. These douches will never in their lifetimes be able to pay 1/10th restitution. Extradite them to the US, try them, and put them in prison until they are old men.

    2. Re:It's only too telling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should consider himself fortunate he is in Canada. If he were in Texas, they would be far more likely to take the law into their own hands. With firearms.

    3. Re:It's only too telling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should consider himself fortunate he is in Canada. If he were in Texas, they would be far more likely to take the law into their own hands. With firearms.

      Perhaps he could be enticed into visiting Texas, by some sort of prank.

    4. Re:It's only too telling... by DCEdwards1966 · · Score: 1

      A couple of them are in Texas.

  10. Dear Slashdot, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about posting a list of IP addresses & timestamps of Slashdot's top trolls, and let us do the rest.

    1. Re:Dear Slashdot, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      127.0.0.7

      Go get 'em, tiger!

    2. Re:Dear Slashdot, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an ocean of difference between trolling and having someone do something dangerous to themselves or their/others property based on a prank.

      If you can't understand this difference than your judgment in this matter shouldn't be trusted.

  11. Re:Crappy reporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with TSG being unprofessional and juvenile. Mod parent up.

  12. Personal responsibility by ParticleGirl · · Score: 1

    I see a parallel here with the victims of Nigerian scammers, so recently discussed here. To what extent are the victims (perpetrators, in this case, of felonious acts; the mechanism by which they lose their own money in the other case) responsible for their own actions? To what extent is someone else responsible for bringing those actions about? A key difference here is that the Pranknet guys often rely on danger/panic scenarios: those situations when time wasted can be dangerous, and the guys at Pranknet were portraying themselves as helpers, whereas the scammers usually appeal to their victims for "help." I guess it's a difference of degree...

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    1. Re:Personal responsibility by bhartman34 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To what extent is someone else responsible for bringing those actions about? A key difference here is that the Pranknet guys often rely on danger/panic scenarios: those situations when time wasted can be dangerous, and the guys at Pranknet were portraying themselves as helpers, whereas the scammers usually appeal to their victims for "help." I guess it's a difference of degree...

      I think that makes all the difference in the world, really. It's difficult, if not impossible, to find any mitigation in the fact that someone's just being a greedy bastard. On the other hand, someone presented with an authority figure, telling them that there is some kind of immediate danger is a much more sympathetic figure. It's hard to look at such a person as a simple asshat, because it's something that the vast majority of people (many of them quite intelligent) are susceptible to. And it's a good thing, too. We need people to listen to authority figures at some basic level, or society in general would fall apart. In order to have a society, there have to be authority figures.

    2. Re:Personal responsibility by causality · · Score: 1

      I see a parallel here with the victims of Nigerian scammers, so recently discussed here. To what extent are the victims (perpetrators, in this case, of felonious acts; the mechanism by which they lose their own money in the other case) responsible for their own actions? To what extent is someone else responsible for bringing those actions about? A key difference here is that the Pranknet guys often rely on danger/panic scenarios: those situations when time wasted can be dangerous, and the guys at Pranknet were portraying themselves as helpers, whereas the scammers usually appeal to their victims for "help." I guess it's a difference of degree...

      The people who were pranked and the people whose greed for easy money caused them to fall for a scammer's promise of millions of dollars for little or no effort are responsible for their actions. The people who made the prank call or who sent the scam e-mail are responsible for their own actions as well. I believe the people who fall for the prank should have to pay any damages that they caused and the people who fell for the Nigerian scammers are probably already paying for their mistake because they have probably lost money.

      Sometimes an outdoorsman decides to hike in a dangerous wilderness area and becomes a missing person. When that happens, great efforts from police with search teams, helicopters, et al are often needed to locate and rescue these people. Often, when the person is located they are required to pay the bill for the emergency services that were needed to rescue them. That's even though they are already paying taxes towards most or all of those services (such as police). Why? Because they should have known better and their incompetence caused others to incur significant expenses. The point is that we already have some precedent for the idea that people should pay the financial damage caused by their own stupidity or incompetence.

      There has to be the willingness to admit that the success of both the Nigerian scammers and of these pranksters depends entirely on the incompetence of their targets. I refuse to call them victims because incompetence is a fault, while a true victim is a person who suffers through no fault of their own. In light of this, going after the perpetrators seems to be a feel-good exercise that doesn't really address the actual problem. The actual problem is that the average person is not tough-minded, does not think critically, does not question, and as a result is reactive and easily panicked. The actual problem is one that I don't believe this society wants to address because the authoritarian direction in which it is headed depends on these traits.

      Consider that the lack of understanding and downright stupidity of others can harm your quality of life. You share a highway with those people, and a ballot box. If your job requires you to deal with the general public, you get to incur additional stress when dealing with their stupidity and are forced to accommodate it. Why is it okay for them to harm the quality of life of others, and then terribly wrong when that same stupidity causes harm to their own lives by making them vulnerable to pranks and scams like this? Have you ever seen the movie "Idiocracy?" We actually are headed towards something like that, only personally I think it will more closely resemble Brave New World. Being intelligent and wise is simply no longer a requirement for survival, so the incentives against stupidity won't come from Nature or any form of natural selection. Did it ever occur to you that if we don't end up with such a bleak future, it might just be because criminals like these provided the only remaining way that stupidity remains painful?

      For reasons like this, I draw a gigantic distinction between these kinds of criminals and most others. This kind of criminal is completely ineffective withou

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    3. Re:Personal responsibility by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      For reasons like this, I draw a gigantic distinction between these kinds of criminals and most others. This kind of criminal is completely ineffective without the willing participation of his target.

      Did you read the whole article?

      They were able to reroute calls to certain numbers. The victims were not willing participants. They had no way of knowing that the number had been routed - nor did those who owned the numbers.

      And at times they offered money to whoever orchestrated certain pranks (e.g. driving a car into the building). Once you start giving such incentives, the relationship becomes that of a hitman and the one paying to have someone killed.

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    4. Re:Personal responsibility by causality · · Score: 1

      I think that makes all the difference in the world, really. It's difficult, if not impossible, to find any mitigation in the fact that someone's just being a greedy bastard. On the other hand, someone presented with an authority figure, telling them that there is some kind of immediate danger is a much more sympathetic figure. It's hard to look at such a person as a simple asshat, because it's something that the vast majority of people (many of them quite intelligent) are susceptible to.

      That's the first good argument I've seen for why there should be some sympathy for the targets of these pranks. Thank you for that, because I've seen a lot of other posts that want to either dismiss the question or insist that there is no other way to regard the situation without ever giving a good reason for feeling this way. This actually did help me to see the case for it.

      And it's a good thing, too. We need people to listen to authority figures at some basic level, or society in general would fall apart. In order to have a society, there have to be authority figures.

      Perhaps what we need is not to remove the anonynimity of the telephone network (or other similar proposals that have been mentioned), but to increase the nonynimity of any message originating from official authority figures. Maybe ANI or some other system (not callerID because it can be faked) should cause a red light to illuminate on the hotel telephone when it really is the police, rescue squad, or the fire department, that way a prank caller who claims to be from such an agency will immediately be recognized as a fake. I like solutions like this which neatly address the problem without removing privileges that we all enjoy.

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    5. Re:Personal responsibility by causality · · Score: 1

      For reasons like this, I draw a gigantic distinction between these kinds of criminals and most others. This kind of criminal is completely ineffective without the willing participation of his target.

      Did you read the whole article?

      They were able to reroute calls to certain numbers. The victims were not willing participants. They had no way of knowing that the number had been routed - nor did those who owned the numbers.

      Whether a prank like this is successful is definitely a matter of authentication. That is, it depends on whether the target believes that the caller is who he claims to be. That's true whether it's as sophisticated as rerouting telephone calls, or whether it's as unsophisticated as using a payphone and dialing *67 (or similar) to block the callerID. So, I don't see how the sophistication of the prankster changes this situation.

      And at times they offered money to whoever orchestrated certain pranks (e.g. driving a car into the building). Once you start giving such incentives, the relationship becomes that of a hitman and the one paying to have someone killed.

      True, but hypothetically, if someone pays you money to drive your car into a building, you can no longer claim that you were an unwilling participant. In fact that would make you a willing conspirator. Therefore, that scenario only seems to strengthen my point.

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    6. Re:Personal responsibility by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      Whether a prank like this is successful is definitely a matter of authentication. That is, it depends on whether the target believes that the caller is who he claims to be. That's true whether it's as sophisticated as rerouting telephone calls, or whether it's as unsophisticated as using a payphone and dialing *67 (or similar) to block the callerID. So, I don't see how the sophistication of the prankster changes this situation.

      So let's say you run a pizza delivery business. You have a phone number for people to make orders.

      They reroute that number to one of theirs.

      A potential customer calls the number that's in the yellow pages to make an order. The pranksters pick up and spoil the whole business (you know, asking if they want feces as a topping). The customer hangs up and never orders from your business again.

      So in what way could this possibly be your fault? Or the customer's fault?

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    7. Re:Personal responsibility by causality · · Score: 1

      Whether a prank like this is successful is definitely a matter of authentication. That is, it depends on whether the target believes that the caller is who he claims to be. That's true whether it's as sophisticated as rerouting telephone calls, or whether it's as unsophisticated as using a payphone and dialing *67 (or similar) to block the callerID. So, I don't see how the sophistication of the prankster changes this situation.

      So let's say you run a pizza delivery business. You have a phone number for people to make orders.

      They reroute that number to one of theirs.

      A potential customer calls the number that's in the yellow pages to make an order. The pranksters pick up and spoil the whole business (you know, asking if they want feces as a topping). The customer hangs up and never orders from your business again.

      So in what way could this possibly be your fault? Or the customer's fault?

      It's a bit intellectually dishonest to try and relate this to the only specific example I discussed. The example I discussed were those scenarios where someone in a building (like a hotel) starts deliberately destroying the hotel's property because a voice on the telephone told him to do so. It is about this scenario that I commented. You in turn mention a completely different scenario and go on to suggest that because my point does not apply to it, it must be an invalid point. I suppose you can convince yourself that you really showed me a thing or two if that pleases you, but I remain unconvinced that there was anything wrong with my original point when considered in the context I provided.

      My point was about the gulliability and general mindlessness (i.e. refusal to think critically) of the average person. Therefore, I used as an example a particular prank that showcased this tendency. That there are other pranks that showcase different issues is not news. That a principle which clearly applies in one situation does not necessarily apply in another, different situation is not news either. If pretending that either of these are news makes you feel that you have scored points then far be it from me to deprive you of that. I enjoy a debate but at the same time, I'm not one of these people who absolutely must "convert" the other guy.

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  13. Grody by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 0

    Having succumbed to baser urges, Malik [...] is now stuck dealing with the messy consequences.

    I find the messy consequences after succumbing to my baser urges to be quite easily cleaned up, actually. Has this guy not heard of tissues or something?

    1. Re:Grody by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

      Having succumbed to baser urges, Malik [...] is now stuck dealing with the messy consequences.

      I find the messy consequences after succumbing to my baser urges to be quite easily cleaned up, actually. Has this guy not heard of tissues or something?

      You are confusing your lower urges with your base urges.

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    2. Re:Grody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your just being simplistic. Your assuming that it hits an area that is easily cleaned up. Ever hit the monitor? A monitor with speakers? The ceiling (it was a good one that day)? a KEYBOARD. Seriously. Keyboards are a bitch to clean up. What about the underside of the desk? Shag carpeting?

  14. Re:Crappy reporting by Renraku · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, they could have been found out much earlier if one of those employees had stopped to make a sanity check of what they were being asked to do.

    Also blame employers. Most employers prefer the subordinate type that follows and asks questions later. Those employees are especially vulnerable to attacks like this. All you have to do is find one 'yes sir/no sir' type to 'change the fuses'.

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  15. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So...I take it you're one of the pranksters on Pranknet?

    Malik, of course, expressed no remorse for his stunts. Prank targets, he declared, were "responsible for their own actions." The victims he and his cronies abused and degraded daily were simply "sheep" with "no brains of their own."

    I suppose it doesn't bother you either that much of the pranks are also illegal?

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    Beetle B.
  16. Re:What idiots by lacoronus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You'd be surprised at how much you yourself rely on trusting other people, even if you do speak like a stone cold trust no-one badass. You'd also be surprised at how much society relies on the ability of its people to trust each other. This is what pranksters and scammers rely on.

    I'd like a society where we trust and help each other. What these people do is to make us all trust each other a bit less and to look at our fellow man with the attitude that "they're going to screw me over, so I'm going to screw them first, ha!" a bit more.

    Pranknet are scum, quite simply.

  17. Opportunity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hrmm... what could we do with this piece of trash. I'm sure slashdot is a lot more competent than those goons.

  18. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

    You'd be surprised at how much you yourself rely on trusting other people, even if you do speak like a stone cold trust no-one badass. You'd also be surprised at how much society relies on the ability of its people to trust each other. This is what pranksters and scammers rely on.

    This really needs to be modded up.

    Expecting people to routinely distrust authority will probably create more havoc than Pranknet will. Granted, they were a bit too trusting, but that doesn't make them the guilty party. The pranksters are always the ones who should be blamed.

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  19. Re:What idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the "terminally stupid" shouldn't be given a free ride for what they ended up doing, but it still doesn't make intentionally and maliciously abusing trust/naivety any better.

    And remember, it's not just the people that make idiots of themselves that suffer. The people that owned the motel had to put up with broken windows and smashed TVs. The victims own stupidity doesn't make the Pranknet lot any less culpable.

  20. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by causality · · Score: 1

    Are you implying that because the victims displayed great naivety, it somehow excuses the criminals who engaged in these "pranks" ?

    Maybe he's implying that if a random stranger calls up a naive person, and convinces that naive person to smash windows and destroy i.e. hotel property, perhaps it is the naive person who should be fully responsible for paying the damages. Just one or two well-publicised cases like that and suddenly the effectiveness of these pranks will strongly diminish. Knowing that it is unlikely to work anymore, the pranksters would then have a deterrant.

    To put that another way, let's take your question and turn it around. "Are you implying that because the prankster had bad intentions, it somehow excuses the fact that a person willfully and knowingly decided to do a lot of property damage merely because an unaccountable stranger told him it was a good idea?"

    They're both valid questions. Perhaps the best way to handle it would be to charge the prankster with "harassment" or "malicious use of the telephone network" or whatever they call the misdemeanor offense of prank calling, and then to hold the target of the prank legally liable for any damage done. Though personally, I see the target's stupidity and particularly the desire to excuse and protect it as much more dangerous to society than the prankster's nonviolent maliciousness. Besides, nonviolent malice is much easier to cure than stupidity.

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  21. Good job this guys an asshole by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

    It's lucky in one sense that this guy was just an immature asshole. He's obviously pretty good at manipulating people over the phone. He could probably have got away with some more high impact crimes. Luckily now he's just going to go to jail for some relatively minor stuff.

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    1. Re:Good job this guys an asshole by Beetle+B. · · Score: 2, Informative

      Luckily now he's just going to go to jail for some relatively minor stuff.

      Thus far no one seems interested in prosecuting. The article itself implied it due to the complications of dealing with another country. The people involved in the outing had an interview on CTV:

      The Smoking Gun says it has turned over the information it has uncovered to the FBI, but no charges have been laid against any PrankNET member. While local police have investigated each prank, the FBI and the RCMP have not confirmed whether a cross-border investigation is underway.

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      Beetle B.
    2. Re:Good job this guys an asshole by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I dont think so. I think once the phone calls start involving transfers of money and other stuff that sets off the alarm bells in people's minds then there's going to an escalation or at least some kind of authorization. Sure, not all the time, but weird stuff like "put your pee in a cup and bring it downstairs" most people just say screw it and do it, but once you start involving credit cards, IDs, and cash they start to get suspicious.

      I suspect pranknet's success was largly based on the bizarreness of the requests. The ones that werent bizarre were presented as emergencies (gas leak), so people took the voice on the phone as an authority out of fear. I doubt they are able to do much more than that. While social engineering is always going to be an effective attack, especially against low level service personnel, I doubt that SE alone can do that much damage as the employees themselves have very limited powers.

      What I find interesting about all of this is that its like the Milgram experiment from the 60s with a modern spin. We see the corporate guy on the phone or the emergency guy on the phone as a real authority and pretty much do what he wants, even if it sounds 100% crazy. Perhaps this is a side-effect of what happens when an economy moves towards a service job model. Regardless, Im sure many companies are reviewing their policies.

      Frankly, its always bugged me that we have such a double standard with telephones. If I want to set off a command in a computer system I can expect at least one level of security, say username/password. On the phone we can use our social skills and say things like "Its Joe from corporate and I need you to do this ASAP" or "The boss wants this done now or someone is getting fired." I think phone calls should have some level of authentication, be it callerID or passwords. The way we do it now is straight from the 20s and 30s and is pretty ridiculous.

    3. Re:Good job this guys an asshole by JobyOne · · Score: 1

      It's true.

      I recently had to call Qwest to get my password reset (forgotten passwords happen to the best of us), and they hardly blinked when I told them I wanted to also change my email address. It would take five minutes and half a set of balls to hijack my Qwest account.

      It was frightening how easy it was. I don't know why we're so inclined to trust people over the phone.

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    4. Re:Good job this guys an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I help a friend of mine run a server for a small side business, and a while back we discovered that someone had gotten into our machine. Long story short, the guy had apparently called the hosting company we used and gotten them to change an email address for accessing their web control panel. From there, he was able to reset a password, get into the control panel, and create an account on our machine for himself.

      Thankfully he wasn't able to do or see much with a limited account (and from the command history he left behind, he didn't seem to have much of a clue about unix in general; or maybe he was good at covering his tracks??) but we were pretty livid that this was allowed to occur at all. WTF happened to requiring positive identification before proceeding?

  22. What crime makes them criminals? by thefringthing · · Score: 0

    The worst I can think of would be harassment, mischief, and maybe some kind of impersonation. Do you seriously think they'll go to jail for any of that? The people who destroyed thousands of dollars' worth of property were the braindead idiots who were targeted by the calls, not the members of PrankNet. They trashed hotel rooms and so forth of their own accord, no one made them do anything.

    1. Re:What crime makes them criminals? by kent_eh · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Criminal Code of Canada states (emphasis mine):

      22. (1) Where a person counsels another person to be a party to an offence and that other person is afterwards a party to that offence, the person who counselled is a party to that offence, notwithstanding that the offence was committed in a way different from that which was counselled.
      (2) Every one who counsels another person to be a party to an offence is a party to every offence that the other commits in consequence of the counselling that the person who counselled knew or ought to have known was likely to be committed in consequence of the counselling.
      (3) For the purposes of this Act, "counsel" includes procure, solicit or incite. [R.S., c.C-34, s.22; R.S.C. 1985, c.27 (1st Supp.), s.7(1).]

      Given that Malik and at least one other pranknetter are Canadians, I bet that would apply nicely.

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    2. Re:What crime makes them criminals? by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      Do you seriously think they'll go to jail for any of that? The people who destroyed thousands of dollars' worth of property were the braindead idiots who were targeted by the calls, not the members of PrankNet.

      It made them accessories, don't you think?

      They trashed hotel rooms and so forth of their own accord, no one made them do anything.

      That's like saying that hit men killed on their own accord, because no one made them do anything.

      I know the case of a man who, over almost a decade, would call people in different parts of the world (mostly US and Canada, though), claiming to be stuck at an airport and needing money quickly. He would always know a number of the guy's friends, and personal details about them. Given the "emergency", a number of then roughly gave $1000-2000 (prior to cheap long distance calls and cell phones being common - so you couldn't easily verify). Happened to someone I know.

      He was finally caught. And prosecuted. So clearly, it is illegal. The issue likely wasn't that he took the money, but that he caused loss of money.

      And at the very least, they could be sued by the victims...

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      Beetle B.
    3. Re:What crime makes them criminals? by ichthyoboy · · Score: 1

      Except that the Canadian penal code probably does not apply in Tulsa or Manchester, or anywhere else in the US.

    4. Re:What crime makes them criminals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah but it does apply to the 'main' guy...

    5. Re:What crime makes them criminals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Model Penal Code  2.06. Liability for Conduct of Another; Complicity.

      (1) A person is guilty of an offense if it is committed by his own conduct or by the conduct of another person for which he is legally accountable, or both.
      (2) A person is legally accountable for the conduct of another person when:

          (a) acting with the kind of culpability that is sufficient for the commission of the offense, he causes an innocent or irresponsible person to engage in such conduct; or

          (b) he is made accountable for the conduct of such other person by the Code or by the law defining the offense; or

          (c) he is an accomplice of such other person in the commission of the offense.
      (3) A person is an accomplice of another person in the commission of an offense if:
          (a) with the purpose of promoting or facilitating the commission of the offense, he
            (i) solicits such other person to commit it, or

            (ii) aids or agrees or attempts to aid such other person in planning or committing it, or
            (iii) having a legal duty to prevent the commission of the offense, fails to make proper effort so to do; or

          (b) his conduct is expressly declared by law to establish his complicity.

  23. As juvenile and deplorable as the whole thing is.. by stagg · · Score: 1, Informative

    Perhaps those receiving the prank calls should use some critical thinking before they obey those claiming to be authority and have their best interests in mind. Still, lying to someone and then laughing when they believe you is painfully juvenile

  24. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A) these Pranknet people are asshats, and really need to be shut down. Probably for some kind of fraud (claiming they were at the front desk) or impersonating an officer (if they say they're with a fire department).

    *BUT*
              B) He *is* absolutely right. People are really REALLY fucking stupid. Regarding the gas prank for instance, who's going to break out windows because someone on the phone told them too? 1) Doesn't every one know that gas smells? (note the smell *is* artificial, so in Morocco for instance it doesn't...but in US it does). 2) Don't windows open? 3) And if there's a concern about sparks, I would think common sense indicates smashing the crap out of a TV is the last thing to do to *avoid* sparks. 4) Either way, who would expect some fire dept or whoever to call a room to have them smash stuff, instead of getting out and letting someone with breathing gear or whatever do it?

              C) I think the movie comment by girlintraining is spot-on too. if they had someone waiting downstairs that paid for damage to the hotel and paid the prank-ees, it'd probably be on TV alongside Jackass as a comedy TV show. Honestly, even when I saw them shitting in the (display-room) toilets, I simultaneously laughed and felt bad for the store owners.. I figure Pranknet would give the same reaction.

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It was actually claimed to be a carbon monoxide leak, which is odorless and tasteless. Many hotel rooms have windows which cannot be opened. Still, being told to break the window (and especially the TV) certainly should raise some eyebrows. I guess once you get the victim started it's probably pretty easy to keep them going.

  25. Re:What idiots by stagg · · Score: 1

    I agree. Trust and critical thinking aren't mutually exclusive. They're both absolutely essential to a properly functioning society IMHO.

  26. Re:What idiots by xianthax · · Score: 2, Informative

    authority, should never, ever, be given the benefit of the doubt just because its labeled as "authority". Such blind trust has caused so much damage throughout the history of human kind its terrifying.

    read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

  27. Birds of a feather by lacoronus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seems like one of the Pranknet guys (Markle) was jailed for two years for raping a five-year-old. He "warned the girl that he would kill her parents if she did not comply with him".

    1. Re:Birds of a feather by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      Seems like one of the Pranknet guys (Markle) was jailed for two years for raping a five-year-old. He "warned the girl that he would kill her parents if she did not comply with him".

      That sounds like a prank gone horribly wrong.

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    2. Re:Birds of a feather by belmolis · · Score: 1

      I sure hope that the reason he only served two years for raping a five-year-old is that he is dead. That is WAY too short a sentence.

    3. Re:Birds of a feather by lacoronus · · Score: 1

      No, he's alive. He was a minor at the time.

    4. Re:Birds of a feather by twostix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Birds of a feather indeed.

      From the same link:

      "Markle pulled the Arby's prank in tandem with Shawn Powell, a 24-year-old felon who also happens to be a convicted sex offender (Powell's victim was an eight-year-old female relative)."

      It looks more like a couple of child rapists fronting as a "prank" group than anything else, I bet there's far more to this story and I bet it's going to get very ugly once full investigations take place.

    5. Re:Birds of a feather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Markle said "All I do is go to church and home"

      Of course church is where he raped the little girl, so take that as you will.

    6. Re:Birds of a feather by dissy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I sure hope that the reason he only served two years for raping a five-year-old is that he is dead. That is WAY too short a sentence.

      Welcome to america

      Where the sad truth is downloading a CD will have a worse and exponential effect on your future than raping a 5 year old girl does :/

    7. Re:Birds of a feather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Although I don't think pedophilia is their main goal, but one of their incidental targets. These sociopaths seems to thrive on showing authority over people; on the internet or phone they confront "head-on", whereas in person, they pick targets that have no chance to retaliate, i.e. kids. When confronted with other adults (TSG reporters), they cower inside their bedrooms behind their mommies.

      They're bunch of power-starved cowards who justify their abuse by painting themselves as victims of society, hence their issue with cops or similar figures of authority.

    8. Re:Birds of a feather by Sir_Real · · Score: 1

      In a church no less. He only got 2 years (he was a minor at the time). At least one of the other members is also a convicted sex offender (8 year old relative). "I'm a good person. I haven't done anything wrong. ... I don't go anywhere. All I do is go to church and home." Yikes.

    9. Re:Birds of a feather by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      James Tyler Markle, 18, pleaded guilty to aggravated sexual assault of a child and was sentenced in 2005 to a minimum two years in custody.

      2 years for a rape of a five-year-old? I'm not one of the "think of the children" guys normally, but this sort of thing should land you behind the bars for the rest of your life, with parole eligibility in maybe 10 years or so, minor or not. Besides, at 17, "minor" is a misnomer in the circumstances.

      I think that a sentence like that for what he did is a really good way to tell the guy, "go ahead, do whatever the hell you want, at worst you'll get a slap on the wrist".

    10. Re:Birds of a feather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP!
      Where are my mod points?!?

    11. Re:Birds of a feather by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Besides, at 17, "minor" is a misnomer in the circumstances.

      Tell that to adults that went to jail for sex with a 17 year old...

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    12. Re:Birds of a feather by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      The smoking gun called it rape. Then they continue and say he was accused of a sexual assault, which can include a lot of things that are *not* considered rape by most people. Apparently, considering the sentence, that was the case here.

      Not that he isn't an asshole, but the website is exaggerating a bit more than seems to be justified. Perhaps it's their version of a prank.

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    13. Re:Birds of a feather by MartinSchou · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the bit with the one who took pictures of his nude relative somewhat pissed me off. Not because he might be a paedophile, but because of how it's written:

      Shawn Powell, known as "Slipknotpsycho," is a 24-year-old Texan on that state's sex offender registry. In May 2002, he was sentenced to 13 months in custody following his conviction on a felony charge of indecency with a minor (he admitted taking naked photos of an eight-year-old female relative).

      It's written in such a way that we're supposed to think "and after that he raped her and jerked off to the pictures afterwards", but nothing indicates that this is the case. For all we know he may have been taking pictures of the kids playing with the water hose in the yard at a summer family reunion, and some neighbour saw him take pictures and got offended.

      Just like "$person's a registered sex offender" and no mention that it's because they were caught pissing on a police car (not the case here). Go look through your family photo album and see how many pictures you'll find of nude children. Obviously your family is made entirely from paedophiles.

      It really pissed me off in this article, because it was a great and well thought out article up to that point, and after hitting that bit I couldn't help but thinking "great, another scaremongering article. They even follow up the paedophile angle with an overblown drug user angle:

      The unemployed Powell, whose rap sheet also includes a 2003 pot possession conviction

      Oh, the horror. Pot possesion?!? He's clearly the right hand man of a Columbian drug baron!

      Doing pot places him in a group of people that include such notorious delinquents as Michael Phelps, Barack Obama, Peter Fonda and a shitload of other degenerates who should've been a stain on the bedsheets instead ...

      I haven't bothered to look at Shawn Powell's indecency trial. Considering how the US has prosecutors who see fit to permanently ruin the lives of 14-year-old kids who take nude pictures of themselves, I can't really get my panties in a twist over the stuff The Smoking Gun lists for Powell.

      For all I know Powell may be the lowest of low, but nothing that The Smoking Gun lists convinces me that he is. I love this tidbit as well:

      Nothing speaks more to the execrable nature of Malik's rank and file than the fact that the sex offender who took naked photos of a little girl is not the most loathsome guy in the chat room.

      Now, what did this guy do that so much, much worse than being a trainee kiddie fiddler? He tricked someone into drinking urine. Now, either The Smoking Gun considers drinking a sterile although disgusting liquid much much much more despicable than child molestation, or they themselves don't really believe that Powell's pictures were more than someone completely overreacting.

      They did some great work on that article, and I wouldn't mind seeing all of those guys get their just deserts, but why the perceived need to fluff up the piece like that?

    14. Re:Birds of a feather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks more like a couple of child rapists fronting as a "prank" group than anything else, I bet there's far more to this story and I bet it's going to get very ugly once full investigations take place.

      So you're saying, committing fellonies as a "prank group", causing millions of dollars in damages is just a clever ploy to rape children? This is indeed "+5 Interesting". Welcome to the circus. Nice pitchfork you have there.

      Posting as AC because I'm afraid of you people. And no, I don't have to be a pedophile to be afraid of you.

    15. Re:Birds of a feather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Home is where he jerks off over pics of little girls.

    16. Re:Birds of a feather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the bit with the one who took pictures of his nude relative somewhat pissed me off. Not because he might be a paedophile, but because of how it's written:

      Shawn Powell, known as "Slipknotpsycho," is a 24-year-old Texan on that state's sex offender registry. In May 2002, he was sentenced to 13 months in custody following his conviction on a felony charge of indecency with a minor (he admitted taking naked photos of an eight-year-old female relative).

      It's written in such a way that we're supposed to think "and after that he raped her and jerked off to the pictures afterwards", but nothing indicates that this is the case. For all we know he may have been taking pictures of the kids playing with the water hose in the yard at a summer family reunion, and some neighbour saw him take pictures and got offended.

      Actually, I think that particular section is written dispassionately and includes all of the facts. They could have omitted the parenthetical phrase, which would have left the impression of sexual contact with a minor in most people's minds. I do not how they are supposed to convey these facts in a more unbiased manner. I'm interested in seeing how you would do it.

    17. Re:Birds of a feather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ask me, the whole article reeked of payback. I wonder if they pranked the wrong people? Also, the extortionist behavior of these social rejects is utterly disgusting... I imagine that my image of stereotypical businessmen is almost equivalent, where the businessmen simply have more success and less rash behavior.

    18. Re:Birds of a feather by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      I do not how they are supposed to convey these facts in a more unbiased manner. I'm interested in seeing how you would do it.

      On Wikipedia those two things (indecency and pot) would have a cite needed note on them.

      This is fairly simple to do in a modern society with public access to court records.

      As it happens you can find Shawn Thomas Powell in the Texas Sex Offender list. I'm curious about the Ending Registration Date NON-EXPIRE bit though. Haven't looked at any other people on the list, but it would be interesting to know how many are on a non-expiring list. Especially considering that he has a Risk Level LOW.

      In the interest of fairness I decided to do a little digging, and I haven't been able to find a non-pay site for the non-sexual offence, so I coughed up the money to search that registry: COURT OFFENSE 35620008 ( POSS MARIJ . Btw, paying for automated access to a public database? WTF? Since when did public interest become a matter of profit?

      He's obviously a really really scary pusher. Less than 2 ounces. That's an arbitrarily high limit to set. I don't smoke, but I suspect that a packet of cigarettes has less tobacco than that.

      Now, the pot history has the court date, cause number, tracking number etc. Why isn't any of that on the sex offenders list? Surely, if they are as bad as we are led to believe (and some of them probably are), wouldn't it be in the best interest of the public, that we get easy access to public court records, like how the person pleaded, possible testimony, evidence etc.?

      The sex offenders registry says TX:36010001 INDECENCY W/CHILD SEXUAL CONTACT on his info. The Smoking Gun says he took pictures of a nude child. Where did they get that info? Why not share it with the rest of the world?

      Back to the question:

      I do not how they are supposed to convey these facts in a more unbiased manner. I'm interested in seeing how you would do it.

      I would have liked them to show their sources. The sex offender registry in Texas is available free of charge, so that would have required what - 10 seconds more to write the article. And since they obviously have access to something more detailed than the sex offender registry why not link to that? If it's a fax or letter - post a copy of it. It's really not that hard.

    19. Re:Birds of a feather by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Crap, that other post got screwed up:

      I do not how they are supposed to convey these facts in a more unbiased manner. I'm interested in seeing how you would do it.

      On Wikipedia those two things (indecency and pot) would have a cite needed note on them.

      This is fairly simple to do in a modern society with public access to court records.

      As it happens you can find Shawn Thomas Powell in the Texas Sex Offender list. I'm curious about the Ending Registration Date NON-EXPIRE bit though. Haven't looked at any other people on the list, but it would be interesting to know how many are on a non-expiring list. Especially considering that he has a Risk Level LOW note on his sheet.

      In the interest of fairness I decided to do a little digging, and I haven't been able to find a non-pay site for the non-sexual offence, so I coughed up the money to search that registry: COURT OFFENSE 35620008 ( POSS MARIJ < 2OZ ). Btw, paying for automated access to a public database? WTF? Since when did public interest become a matter of profit?

      He's obviously a really really scary pusher. Less than 2 ounces. That's an arbitrarily high limit to set. I don't smoke, but I suspect that a packet of cigarettes has less tobacco than that.

      Now, the pot history has the court date, cause number, tracking number etc. Why isn't any of that on the sex offenders list? Surely, if they are as bad as we are led to believe (and some of them probably are), wouldn't it be in the best interest of the public, that we get easy access to public court records, like how the person pleaded, possible testimony, evidence etc.?

      The sex offenders registry says TX:36010001 INDECENCY W/CHILD SEXUAL CONTACT on his info. The Smoking Gun says he took pictures of a nude child. Where did they get that info? Why not share it with the rest of the world?

      Back to the question:

      I do not how they are supposed to convey these facts in a more unbiased manner. I'm interested in seeing how you would do it.

      I would have liked them to show their sources. The sex offender registry in Texas is available free of charge, so that would have required what - 10 seconds more to write the article. And since they obviously have access to something more detailed than the sex offender registry why not link to that? If it's a fax or letter - post a copy of it. It's really not that hard.

    20. Re:Birds of a feather by amohat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps your confusion results from not knowing all the facts in the case, hmmm?

      Here's the rule: if it doesn't make sense to you then there are only three possibilities, in order of probability:

      1) you are not aware of all the facts
      2) you are being lied to
      3) you are kind of stupid

      Of course the trick is that if you don't notice 1 and you can't tell 2 then you are definitely 3.

    21. Re:Birds of a feather by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      It's written in such a way that we're supposed to think "and after that he raped her and jerked off to the pictures afterwards", but nothing indicates that this is the case.

      Maybe there's nothing written because that's not actually what you're supposed to think.

  28. Godwinning this thread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In style.

    (Capcha is 'needless', heh)

  29. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

    Just one or two well-publicised cases like that and suddenly the effectiveness of these pranks will strongly diminish. Knowing that it is unlikely to work anymore, the pranksters would then have a deterrant.

    Hence their breaking the story, and it appearing on Slashdot.

    The article also pointed out that one locale (forgot which - in Florida?) that had been the target of their pranks sent out a bulletin warning businesses.

    But let's be realistic. Even with it being publicized, it's highly unlikely that most business owners will see it - running a business takes a lot of time. It's equally unlikely that their employees will see it as well.

    Those "pranksters" are at the very least accessories to the crime. Impersonating certain officials (e.g. fire department) is likely also a crime. It wouldn't surprise me if duping can come under fraud, or some related law.

    "Are you implying that because the prankster had bad intentions, it somehow excuses the fact that a person willfully and knowingly decided to do a lot of property damage merely because an unaccountable stranger told him it was a good idea?"

    That's irrelevant to the discussion at hand. He/she didn't do it because someone told them it was a good idea. They did it because they were trying to save either the property or people's lives.

    Though personally, I see the target's stupidity and particularly the desire to excuse and protect it as much more dangerous to society than the prankster's nonviolent maliciousness.

    That's like saying that ordinary low level potential Al-Qaeda members are more dangerous than Bin Laden, and that most of the blame should be put on them rather than on Bin Laden. Or that drug addicts are a bigger problem than drug dealers, and that we should focus on targeting users rather than dealers.

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    Beetle B.
  30. Re:How About Personal responsibility by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

    If I was dumb enough to get tricked by these idiots I'd at least have the sense to shut up and not tell anyone.

    Not bloody likely as you would have to explain the damages and chaos you caused.

    I can understand the fun and feeling of superiority when tricking obviously stupid persons into doing obviously stupid things. We all do this now and then with stupid (l)users but most of us draw the line at causing actual damage. As to inflicting emotional stress of the victim, the prankster's mercy usual correlates directly with the character of the victim. If he/she is an asshole they may be required to take a lot more than someone perceived as nice or harmless. Going for total strangers is very low, though. Where's the challenge in that?

    Still the prankster should have to face the consequences for the acts they caused to happen. More so if the damage was intentional.

    What a rare punishment is avarice to itself! - Aye, with our help sir. A quote from "Volpone - or the Fox." still going strong in theatres after 400 years with a strong theme of Schadenfreude and abuse of stupidity. Schadenfreude goes a long way - especially in the safety of a theatre audience.

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    -- Put crudely, the world is an extremely large problem instance. (Russel/Norvig Artificial Intelligence)
  31. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I asked him. I don't need a third party telling me what he probably implied.

    However maybe instead of paraphrasing, you should just have said "Maybe he's implying yes". Which I also believe but wanted clarification. Since you seem to agree, I will answer you that the pranskter had the intent to cause a huge amount of damage and as such, a misdemeanor is a laughable punishment. The "idiot victim" had no such intent to cause damage and should not be punished as much (civil settlement should be enough).

    And the victims being stupid is no excuse. As for your "reverse" question, the answer is "no" which is why the pranksted should pay for the damage. However, the prankster should pay "punitive" damage to both the hotel and to the pranksted.

  32. Re:How About Personal responsibility by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Sure you would... so you say... reading about it safely on your computer, knowing the truth ahead of time. When somebody wakes you up in the middle of the night in an unfamiliar setting (hotel room) claiming your life is in danger, you have to decide fast, go against "authority" and maybe get killed, or do what they say? You don't know.

    If somebody burst into your home at night claiming to be police, would you be a "dumb dimwit" and believe them, or maintain your cocksure skepticism and wind up like this woman?

  33. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

    Yes, and the Milgram Experiment has been repeated a number of times.

    While I'm not suggesting that we shouldn't try to guard ourselves from the effects of authority, the fact that this has caused so much damage (as you put it), and that the experiment is very repeatable, suggests that those who exploit an innate human weakness like this one should get the bulk of the blame.

    Putting it mostly on those who fell for the pranks is simply trying to make humans out to be something other than what they are. Sure - some will successfully thwart the pranks, but most will fail to do so under a systematic attack.

    I was once walking down a street when I saw a bunch of people who looked like cops and firemen on the corner. They saw me (street was mostly deserted) and came over to me. They instructed me to take a detour of a few blocks because there was a gas leak in the area and they weren't sure it was safe as yet.

    Should I have demanded an ID from them, and called the police and fire departments to verify their identities?

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    Beetle B.
  34. Re:What idiots by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

    It's not really that easy in either direction. Trust in society is a good thing, blind trust is not.

    The biggest difference between the two are verifying your sources. If a guy comes to your door claiming to be the police and asking to be let in, do you trust that he's the police and let him in?

    Or do you ask to see his badge and call the department to verify it's really him?

    Or at least do something in-between, like talk to him outside instead of letting him in (without a warrant)?

    Most of us, myself included, would let him in just based on his clothes and acting like he belongs there. With the internet and smart phones though, is there any good reason NOT to verify unusual claims?

  35. Re:What idiots by lacoronus · · Score: 1

    I understand what both of you are saying, and I'd like to add that the truth is a little bit inbetween (and messy).

    Sometimes, authority must be trusted and obeyed immediately. A situation would be a soldier in combat receiving orders - there is no time to sit back and ponder. But that only works because commanders are told to build trust among their subordinates - if the soldier doesn't trust the commander, they won't obey.

    People trust, for example, someone dressed as a police officer, because real police officers have built up that level of trust. (Conversely, if the real police hasn't built trust among the public, they are not trusted - see your nearest ghetto for examples.) During trust "building", one should be critical. As you say, blindly trusting someone is to be avoided. But sometimes you may be in a situation where you just have to go with the gut feeling, and if you have learned to trust authority during the "building", well, you just might do something very stupid - or something very good.

    What pranksters do is to leech off this trust.

    In regards to Milgram - it is relevant, but there is a slight difference in that and what happened here. In Milgram, the subjects were told that they were inflicting pain. Here, the subjects were told that their own survival was at stake, or that they were helping someone.

  36. Re:What idiots by Stiletto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone I respect very much told me, "Trust, but verify." I have no problem with trusting someone whose identity can be verified--whose credentials check out. These so-called victims did not seem to even lift a finger to verify the authority of the person asking them to humiliate themselves and do thousands of dollars in property damage. Maybe they're not terminally stupid, but definitely they're hopelessly, terminally naive. Clearly the mods disagree, and you can see the karmic punishing I'm taking in the GP post :)

    I also disagree that our society is based on mutual trust. Volumes and volumes of laws backed up by lawyers, police, and jails show otherwise. If people could simply trust each other to do right, we wouldn't need a quarter of the laws, contracts, corporate policies, and regulations that we have. Hell, even marriages are sewed up with prenuptial agreements nowadays. Fact is, there are tons of people out there who will screw you over and take your money/job/freedom if you give them the chance. They don't look like cartoon bad guys. They look like you and me. Some of them run companies, some of them are in public office, some of them go to your church. By implicitly trusting people, you are virtually guaranteeing that you'll be taken advantage of one day.

    Or to put it into Slashdot terms, you can live your life trusting people either: "Order Deny, Allow" or "Order Allow, Deny". Either way is fine, as long as you set the rest of your exceptions up reasonably. Choose wrong too far one way, and you risk becoming a cynical trust-no-one bastard like me. Choose wrong too far the other way, and we'll get to laugh at you when you strip down naked in Times Square because someone on the phone told you he was the police.

  37. Funny as hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Thats some hilarious ownage by TSG. Good job.

    It all goes to show what all the 'internet tough guys' really are. Useless little bitches hiding in their parents homes. Roflmao. These kids gotta be shitting bricks now.

    Altho it would be alot funnier if now that someone that pranknet has fucked with. reads all this info. Showed up at this guys house. And shot him.

    Now that would be an awesome prank. And would be doing the world a huge favor.

    Note. i do not advocate the shooting of douchebags in this or any other instance. it would just be really funny justice and good for the human race.

  38. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

    The biggest difference between the two are verifying your sources. If a guy comes to your door claiming to be the police and asking to be let in, do you trust that he's the police and let him in?

    No, because:

    • My life is not in danger (this isn't an urgent scenario).
    • I know my legal rights, and I know that unless he has a warrant, I don't need to let him in. However, I can sympathize with the many folks out there who don't know their rights. It's not as if they teach them in schools.

    Or do you ask to see his badge and call the department to verify it's really him?

    If a fireman comes to your door and tells you that you need to leave immediately because of a gas leak, are you going to say "Hold on! ID first, and let me call the fire department to make sure it's not a hoax".

    The point is that you have less to lose by agreeing to leave the building than by verifying his story - the latter could cost you your life.

    If a cop says he's evacuating your office building because some alleged local Muslim terrorist with Al-Qaeda sympathies has planted a bomb in the building that may go off at any minute, are you going to say "First show me this bomb you speak of"?

    --
    Beetle B.
  39. Re:What idiots by Stiletto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And remember, it's not just the people that make idiots of themselves that suffer. The people that owned the motel had to put up with broken windows and smashed TVs. The victims own stupidity doesn't make the Pranknet lot any less culpable.

    If I were the motel owner and one of my guests did this, my response would NOT be, "Oh.. let's put our Sherlock Holmes hats on and find out who that mean prankster was!" It would be, "You better find a good lawyer, because my insurance company will be calling."

  40. Re:How About Personal responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The victims are not at fault and any insinuation to the contrary is in the same spirit as that presented by the attackers, who like to think of their victims as "sheep" and "dumb bitches". The situations are engineered to disable the normal precautions which keep people from following bad advice. If you think that social engineering is a hoax, you're just lucky enough that it hasn't happened to you and shortsighted enough to think that it couldn't happen to you.

  41. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by causality · · Score: 1

    Hence their breaking the story, and it appearing on Slashdot. The article also pointed out that one locale (forgot which - in Florida?) that had been the target of their pranks sent out a bulletin warning businesses. But let's be realistic. Even with it being publicized, it's highly unlikely that most business owners will see it - running a business takes a lot of time. It's equally unlikely that their employees will see it as well.

    You ignored the context I provided and misunderstood my post. I suppose it wouldn't be Slashdot if somebody didn't do that.

    Critical to what I said was that the recipient of the prank call SHOULD PAY FOR ANY DAMAGE THAT THEY DID merely because a random stranger told them to do it. What I said should be well-publicised are cases where the incompetent target who did damage was also held liable for that damage. The implication was that this should describe all such cases. THAT would make people think twice before smashing property they do not own merely because an unverifiable voice told them they should. It naturally follows that people who think twice (or even once) would be harder to successfully target with this kind of prank. That's the deterrant I mentioned.

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    It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
  42. Re:What idiots by Stiletto · · Score: 1

    If a fireman comes to your door and tells you that you need to leave immediately because of a gas leak, are you going to say "Hold on! ID first, and let me call the fire department to make sure it's not a hoax".

    It's not an either-or. It's a judgment call, and you have to take into account many things, the environment, the potential prankster's appearance and demeanor, and the probabilities and severity of the possible outcomes.

      * Guy is in a fireman's outfit, there are big red trucks with flashing lights all over the place, and I smell propane = I leave my house.

      * Guy is wearing a red bike helmet and tennis shoes, and it's 11 o clock at night = Get lost, buddy!

      * Guy's nervous but looks a little like he might be a fireman, and I hear sirens in the distance = Let me call the station, if you could wait out here....

  43. Re:What idiots by xianthax · · Score: 2, Informative

    Should I have demanded an ID from them, and called the police and fire departments to verify their identities?

    1) yes always ask for proper ID from cops/fire department, don't they teach everyone this when your like 5 years old?

    2) if they were directing you to do something you knew to be dangerous, hell yes verify their ID with the police department, asking you to walk down a different street (assuming its a safe neighborhood) and asking you to destroy a hotel room or strip naked outside in New Hampshire in the dead of winter are slightly different kinds of requests, some require verification, some don't.

    Not defending these prank guys, i don't find them entertaining in the least, but do you really think its any different than the myriad of other ways humans have exploited the idiots in our population whether it be for fun/business/profit/etc ? Why do you think they target fast food places and low end hotels? You can well bet anyone working there isn't terribly bright thus making for an easy target.

  44. Re:How About Personal responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI: Schadenfreude means the gloating over someone else's self-inflicted problem. Feeling joy when someone else is hurt by something you do is called sadism.

  45. Re:What idiots by lacoronus · · Score: 1

    I've re-ordered your post, because I kind-of agree with the end of it but not the start.

    Choose wrong too far one way, and you risk becoming a cynical trust-no-one bastard like me. Choose wrong too far the other way, and we'll get to laugh at you when you strip down naked in Times Square because someone on the phone told you he was the police.

    I've found that the more I can trust a person, the more I get done. If we as a society can't trust each other reasonably well, we won't get anything done due to paranoia. Anyway, we've both set our dials here and I don't think we'll be able to convince the other about the optimal setting.

    So now for the interesting part:

    Someone I respect very much told me, "Trust, but verify." I have no problem with trusting someone whose identity can be verified--whose credentials check out. These so-called victims did not seem to even lift a finger to verify the authority of the person asking them to humiliate themselves and do thousands of dollars in property damage.

    Which raises an interesting question: How do you verify this on the phone, with very little time, and in one case (gas leak), where your life may be in danger? For that matter, how do you verify a cop badge?

  46. Re:What idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pranksters are always the ones who should be blamed.

    Indeed!

    And speaking of the whole "blaming the victim" spiel, I'm really going to laugh the day one of these guys gets shot on the street by an angry former victim - and then afterwards, I'm gonna say that it was their own fault. After all, they could've protected themselves by wearing bullet-proof vests and all that, so it was their own fault they got shot to death when they didn't.

    Right?

  47. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I also disagree that our society is based on mutual trust. Volumes and volumes of laws backed up by lawyers, police, and jails show otherwise.

    That's called selection/observation bias. You're looking at only one side of the coin.

    I've lived in countries where there's a lot less trust than here. The notion of returning an opened product to a store and getting a full refund is based on trust (yes, there's a profit incentive, and some people do screw the retailers, but the system works overall). In some countries I've been to, this would be unfeasible: Almost everyone will try to exploit such a retailer.

    When a storm knocks out the electricity and the traffic lights stop working, I've always seen everyone obeying the rules. I doubt it's because they're worried about cops. It's about trust that the other drivers will do likewise. Simply unworkable in other places I've lived in.

    I've had neighbors whom I don't know receive UPS/FedEx packages for me. Again, trust. I don't think they're afraid of me beating them up.

    There are loads of examples. Society, at least in the US, is fairly nice and a lot of that has to do with a common trust.

    Which is why someone exploiting that trust is a despised person.

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    Beetle B.
  48. Re:What idiots by lacoronus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I forgot to add this: "If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen."

  49. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, proof by analogy is fraud.

    And Yes you should be held fully responsible because you had the intent of making him get harmed. And the moron should also be held fully responsible. You know what, responsibilities need not add up to one. Him being fully responsible doesn't absolve you of your responsibilities.

    Anyway, it astounds me that the slashdot crowd, one of the most stupid crowd in the planet dares to give itself the right to judge others on their stupidity.

  50. Re:What idiots by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

    Verifying authority on a cell phone is rarely going to take more time than you can spare. Especially if it's a smart phone where you can quickly look up the authoritative phone number to call, or even check on the webpage itself.

    If you'll do anything someone tells you to just because they put "or you're going to die" at the end of their request, or preface it with "I'm in authority, trust me", you're going to get taken advantage of by scammers and "pranksters" like those in the article.

    In life or death situations you'll have to make a judgement call based on what's being requested and what evidence there is around (like a fire truck) to support their claim of authority.

    The more common situation is that you're at work and someone calls making some claim of authority and requesting information, or knocks on the door claiming to be an HVAC tech your boss requested. They most certainly can wait while you verify their claim. The problem is that it's rare for anyone outside of a security industry to make that basic effort to verify people's non-urgent claims to authority.

  51. Re:What idiots by Stiletto · · Score: 1

    Which raises an interesting question: How do you verify this on the phone, with very little time, and in one case (gas leak), where your life may be in danger? For that matter, how do you verify a cop badge?

    What department are you with and what is its main emergency dispatch phone number, not your direct line? I'll call back in five seconds.

    Sure, you won't fool a very sophisticated prankster with a partner, but it's a start. You can also verify the area code seems right--you can check to see if you get a Canadian number in Tulsa, OK. That can be done with a phone book, a pencil, and 10 seconds.

  52. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

    If you'll do anything someone tells you to just because they put "or you're going to die" at the end of their request, or preface it with "I'm in authority, trust me", you're going to get taken advantage of by scammers and "pranksters" like those in the article.

    That's somewhat of a strawman. I didn't say "anything". You do a cost benefit analysis and take a risk. They took the risks and in one sense paid the price. That doesn't make the pranksters not liable.

    The more common situation is that you're at work and someone calls making some claim of authority and requesting information, or knocks on the door claiming to be an HVAC tech your boss requested.

    In a sense, that's another strawman. Your scenarios are much more benign than what Pranknet were involved in. Someone falling for yours perhaps should get much of the blame, but it has little to do with the article at hand.

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    Beetle B.
  53. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by causality · · Score: 1

    I asked him. I don't need a third party telling me what he probably implied.

    Why? Because it indicates that you could have answered your own question? I suppose that might be a bit embarassing.

    However maybe instead of paraphrasing, you should just have said "Maybe he's implying yes". Which I also believe but wanted clarification. Since you seem to agree, I will answer you that the pranskter had the intent to cause a huge amount of damage and as such, a misdemeanor is a laughable punishment. The "idiot victim" had no such intent to cause damage and should not be punished as much (civil settlement should be enough).

    So first you don't need a third party (me) to tell you what he implied. Now you want that third party to tell you that "maybe he implied yes." Are you always so inconsistent? Because that consistency thing is pretty important if you want me to do anything other than chuckle when you pontificate about what I should have said. Of course I don't mean to imply that I would ever take seriously anyone who tells me what I should say even if he didn't immediately contradict himself, only that it's more amusing when he does. When you find some pushover who wants you to tell him how he should express himself, I am sure he will appreciate your advice. Meanwhile, I'm not that guy. So how about we just stick to opinions and reasoning?

    And the victims being stupid is no excuse. As for your "reverse" question, the answer is "no" which is why the pranksted should pay for the damage. However, the prankster should pay "punitive" damage to both the hotel and to the pranksted.

    How do you reconcile that with the fact that the target is the crucial, active element for any and all property damage caused by such a prank? Does it concern you that by coddling and protecting this kind of stupidity you are only encouraging it and making life easier for it? Just to be clear, I have no desire to harm anyone or to treat them any differently merely because they are stupid. However, I don't wish to let them off the hook for damage that their stupidity causes either. That's especially true considering that many of these people aren't really all that stupid; they just refuse to think.

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    It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
  54. Re:very disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we don't play the "she dressed like she wanted it" card, mkay? Social engineering is not a hoax. Intelligent people for for April fools pranks every year. It is the attacker who chooses the damage, not the victim.

  55. Re:very disturbing by chebucto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's particularly disturbing that people who my own security and well-being depends on--hotel and restaurant staff--are stupid enough to fall for these kinds of pranks.

    Are you genuinely surprised that there are stupid people in the world? Or that stupid people would work menial jobs? If so, there's a word for people like you.

    I rather think that stupid people, by definition, will always be with us. And I also believe that one part of being a good citizen is not taking undue advantage of other people's weakness. This kind of rule is helpful on the inevitable day that one meets someone smarter or stronger than oneself.

    If pranknet causes these people to be more careful in the future (or to just gather a couple of Darwin awards), I'd feel safer.

    If your feeling of security requires normal people losing what little trust in others they still have, or stupid people being tricked into killing themselves, then I hope to god you never feel safe.

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  56. Re:What idiots by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    You'd also be surprised at how much society relies on the ability of its people to trust each other. This is what pranksters and scammers rely on.

    I don't really agree that this is about trusting strangers. All these pranks are about instilling fear and then providing a means to alleviate that fear. That's really a lot more about the fear and panic than it is about trust.

    I'd like a society where we trust and help each other.

    I guess.. It's a nice thought, but little more than that. Blindly trusting people you don't know is just a bad idea in general. They might not even be "scammers", but just someone who puts their own interests far and above any of yours.

    The thing we don't hear is how many people these douche-bags had to go through to get a sucker. The article makes it sound like they pick up the phone and immediately get a sucker willing to do anything they tell them.

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    AccountKiller
  57. Re:What idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The notion of returning an opened product to a store and getting a full refund is based on trust

    In the ghetto we open the box and check it out before we leave the store. Why? They don't trust us.

  58. How much in control are we? by Beetle+B. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are a lot of comments here suggesting that the victims should take most of the blame.

    As food for thought, I'd recommend those commenters watch this fascinating TED talk.

    He gives a number of examples where we feel that we're in control of our decisions, but the designer of the systems/situations have measurably a greater influence in what you'll do than you yourself may. His point at the end is (paraphrased):

    When it comes to the physical world, we're acutely aware of our limitations, and we build systems to overcome them (e.g. stairs to climb vertically, wheels for easy transport, etc). When it comes to the mental world, we have this unreasonable view of ourselves as supermen. We think we are always in control, and that we are always responsible. We need to understand our mental limitations so that we can design systems (e.g. public/company policy, transportation systems, etc) to overcome them (and make the world a better place).

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    Beetle B.
    1. Re:How much in control are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without stretching too far from the topic, I think that's a flaw with many people in general. The fact is, we too often over-rate the importance and fallibility of our intelligence.

      This is something AI researchers amongst others have realised to an extent. Many people think of AI and expect human like robots, and human like intelligence. The problem is, whilst intelligence is a great tool to aid survivability it is not the only tool and evolution does not select for intelligence, it selects for survivability. The realisation of this allowed the creation of AI's real successes such as genetic algorithms, neural networks and so on.

      It certainly is the case that over-valuing our intelligence could be quite detrimenal in that it makes us lose sight of what really matters. For example, do we really want true AI that can think like a human to clean the house for us? or do we simply want a robot that is effective at cleaning the house for us without understanding like a human? There's a subtle difference, and the pursuit of the former could delay the creation of the latter, and even if that pursuit is eventually successful leave us with a solution that thinks a little more about things than we'd like making it ultimately less effective.

    2. Re:How much in control are we? by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      Everyone should also read read Cialdini's book "Influence: Science and Practice". An awesome book about how our minds can't possibly take the time necessary to think through all the little decisions in our everyday lives - so we've developed shortcuts that work... most of the time. Those same shortcuts can be exploited, though.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influence_Science_and_Practice

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  59. So, why couldn't the feds figure this one out? by hamburgler007 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Kudos to TSG for breaking the story. But how is it that a small, independent online news outlet was able to figure out who was pulling pranks garnering national attention and a government with far greater resources was not?

    1. Re:So, why couldn't the feds figure this one out? by enilnomi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Small, independent online news outlet? You must be new to this planet. Say hello to the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network and all their friends at TimeWarner. (Lemme guess...you also thought Adult Swim was just a couple of guys jazzin' on Williams Street.)

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      education is no substitute for intelligence
    2. Re:So, why couldn't the feds figure this one out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently they haven't been independent for a while. I know they started off as reporters who left the village voice. Point still largely stands though.

    3. Re:So, why couldn't the feds figure this one out? by Cylix · · Score: 1

      If you read the story (boy is it long).

      The moment the issues were traced to a foreign location the investigation halted due to jurisdiction.

      Now, enough damage will warrant more attention and eventually authorities will deal with international issues.

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      "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
    4. Re:So, why couldn't the feds figure this one out? by hamburgler007 · · Score: 1

      I did in fact read tfa. But do the reporters have investigative tools (or the right to use them in Canada) not available to law enforcement in the US? I'm not familiar with Canadian law so I truly do not know.

    5. Re:So, why couldn't the feds figure this one out? by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And you know the government has not... how exactly?
       
      Seriously, the government/law enforcement agencies aren't going to move until they have a fairly reasonable case, and even then they aren't going spread the details all over the press - they save that for the courtroom.

    6. Re:So, why couldn't the feds figure this one out? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      US law enforcement can do less than a US tourist in Canada. Well at least if they want to keep their job and not end up with all their evidence thrown out.

  60. Hmm by mymansionisabox · · Score: 0, Troll

    I do think that this is his phone number and address.. Maybe someone should give him a call and explain how stupid he is. Suite 3 1980 Tuscarora St Windsor, ON (519) 419-2944

    1. Re:Hmm by sharp3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I really hope you validated this. Wouldn't want some old man getting hundreds of angry phone calls.

  61. Re:very disturbing by twostix · · Score: 1

    Thanks for displaying the height of masturbatory "nerd" hubris that so infects a large percentage of people on tech sites.

    I'm sure that there is no area in your life that you would fall for one of these intricate scams.

    You are a god amongst men and we pathetic humans bow down to you "tuxracer".

  62. Re:How About Personal responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If somebody burst into your home at night claiming to be police, would you be a "dumb dimwit" and believe them, or maintain your cocksure skepticism and wind up like this woman?

    Yes, let's just accept horribly corrupt police officers with no complaints and adjust our behavior to compensate for them! What a wonderful plan!

    If you read that article and think "obviously we should let the police do whatever the fucking hell they want", there is something very wrong with you.

  63. Re:very disturbing by daniel_mcl · · Score: 1

    Precisely. If this guy is able to pull off this kind of crap without any ulterior motive other than his own amusement, imagine what someone actually *trying* to cause serious harm might be able to get away with. Remember, these "stupid" people are the ones who keep society running at a very fundamental level. If they can be convinced to drink strangers' pee and smash their own windows, is it really all *that* hard to imagine that hotel staff might be convinced to hand your room keys to burglars, or that fast food workers might be convinced into inadvertently poisoning their food?

    Let's be clear: this has nothing at all to do with trust; it has to do with authority. The pranksters didn't call up and ask for a personal favor; each time they called up and pulled rank, relying on an appearance of professionalism to manipulate people lower in the hierarchy. If it only costs a few thousand dollars of damage here and there to erode the do-what-you're-told-and-don't-think-about-it culture that modern businesses encourage, it will be a bargain.

    Unfortunately, these incidents will probably just lead to more training regarding the org chart rather than to an environment in which employees are not actively discouraged from questioning their managers' instructions.

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    I used to read Caltizzle. I was a lot cooler than you.
  64. Re:What idiots by Stiletto · · Score: 1

    Wow, I think I'd find your neighborhood kind of eerily idyllic. We lock and bolt our doors at night, and if your package gets delivered to your neighbor's house by accident... let it go, man because it's gone. And the few remaining stores that actually have return policies get taken advantage of mercilessly.

  65. Re:How About Personal responsibility by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To be fair, they were actually police, and they came to rob her with an illegally obtained no-knock warrant. Believing or not believing they were the police would not have helped - they didn't ask, they just killed her when she put up a small resistance to her home invasion.

    Now, getting off topic a bit, but I found this part of the story to be really, really disturbing:

    The Rev. Markel Hutchins, acting as spokesman for Johnston's family, said her family members were "stunned and disappointed" by the announcement of the indictments because they believe it will disrupt a larger federal investigation of civil rights violations by the Atlanta Police Department.[13]

    WTF? Who the hell is "stunned and dissapointed" when the murderer's of a family member are indicted for murder? That's fucked up. It's not like the indictments are going to somehow hide the illegal warrants regularly being obtained at that PD, and it isn't like NOT indicting the guys will kill an investigation into the rest of the department. Whether or not you can make what you have stick is a problem prosecutors deal with all the time, and they probably would not have gotten anything out of these guys either.

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    Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
  66. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, I think I'd find your neighborhood kind of eerily idyllic. We lock and bolt our doors at night, and if your package gets delivered to your neighbor's house by accident... let it go, man because it's gone. And the few remaining stores that actually have return policies get taken advantage of mercilessly.

    And because of it, your neighborhood sucks, and mine doesn't.

    I didn't mean to suggest the whole US was the way I described, but much of where I've lived in it is. Suggesting people become mistrustful will likely turn my neighborhood into one like yours.

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    Beetle B.
  67. Re:very disturbing by daniel_mcl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When a stranger calls you up and tells you to do something on their authority, and you do it, you're not doing it because you trust him. After all, you don't even know him. You're doing it because you've been taught to take orders from anyone who speaks in complete sentences and has a manager he can put on the phone. These pranks don't erode my trust in other people any more than the thousands of Nigerian scam emails I get each day. They might, however, give me a little more courage to speak up when something doesn't make sense.

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    I used to read Caltizzle. I was a lot cooler than you.
  68. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Off-topic, seriously? He was participating in the conversation, and had a good point.

  69. Re:very disturbing by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    What do you really expect from low level near minimum wage service personnel? No one wants these jobs so only the desperate take them. Would you want to answer the phone to complaints at a hotel at 3am?

    I dislike how the mention of pranknet brings up generalizations on how stupid people are, which is a belief that kept the pranknet people motivated. There are a lot of smart and clever people, and guess what, they're smart enough to not get stuck as front line service personnel.

  70. Do you live with your mother just like "Dex" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope you like your mother then, she's the only lady you'll ever know.

  71. Re:What idiots by twostix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There used to be ways and means of dealing with humans who exhibited this sort of destructive uncivilised behaviour.

    If they were lucky they'd just be Shanghai'd, if they were unlucky they would be lynched and if they really pissed a community off they'd be tarred and feathered.

    It's fortunate for the likes of these individuals that western society has bound itself so tight with law and regulation that it's now unable to deter the parasitic members with any sort of finality.

  72. Re:What idiots by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

    I don't think we're disagreeing - my main point is that verifying authority should be more commonplace than it currently is in our society.

    Basically the tips listed here:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0729091ocsheriffbull2.html

    That be common practice for everyone, and policy at every company. At least half of the companies I've worked for had similar policies in place. Enforcement, however, is notoriously spotty.

    One company "reminded" everyone (for the first time) after a potential client tested them. The client was able to gain access to the building just by walking in behind another employee. Needless to say, that security-conscious client was a lost sale.

    There is nothing inherently benign about lying to gain access to a building or to information. Depending on the building and the information, it can be extremely serious!

  73. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by twostix · · Score: 1

    All western societies are based upon implicit trust.

    99.99999% of the time it's fine to trust strangers, if you're suggesting we should reorganise to a society where nobody trusts anybody then have fun living in a cave.

    The rest of us will continue living in our free, prosperous and trusting societies and will continue to find and punish the parasites who consciously take that trust and use it to abuse decent folk among us for their own pathetic ends.

  74. Re:What idiots by Stiletto · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Fair enough, you make a good point. How much are we a product of our environment, and how much is our environment a reflection of us?

  75. Re:What idiots by Macrat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    When a storm knocks out the electricity and the traffic lights stop working, I've always seen everyone obeying the rules.

    You must live in fantasy land. Most people don't even know what to do when power goes out at an intersection. They all try to go at the same time.

  76. Re:How About Personal responsibility by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    If somebody burst into your home at night claiming to be police, would you be a "dumb dimwit" and believe them, or maintain your cocksure skepticism and wind up like this woman?

    This woman was in a no-knock warrant fiasco, they did not claim to be the police, they just attacked her house, killed her and planted drugs on her to get away with her murder. Her problem was bad aim, not lack of trust.

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  77. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

    I notice the nanny lovers at /. modded me down. That is funnier than shit. Mod away baby,yeah!

    That does NOT change the fact that if a total stranger calls me on the phone and says "I iz dah prezidentz of USA. Go strip nekkid and play in deh traffix!" and I do it? Then I am a stupid moron who doesn't deserve to live!

    Do you REALLY want a nanny government, is that what the users here at /. really want? Just look at the stink over the suicide girl on Myspace. yes, that woman was a total douchebag. But hey, since being a douche isn't illegal, we'll just screw the law until we get her, yeah! Either you have freedom, or you don't. It is just that simple. News Flash: there have been douchebags for as long as there have been people. We don't make douchebaggery illegal for the SAME reason that the whole suicide girl thing was bullshit-because to do so we would have to make laws that could be abused so badly free speech would be thrown in a fire.

    We are already seeing enough nanny government bullshit as it is, do you really want more? Just look at what they have done to the smokers, now they are planning to do the same to "teh fattys". Do you enjoy a cola? Or a donuts? Then pay up, because nanny government says you are duh stupidz and can't be trusted to feed yourself without their help. Freedom includes the freedom to do stupid things and the ONLY way to remove stupidity is to remove freedom. Hey, there are too many morons falling for 419 scams! We can fix it! We can just have mommy government approve all your large expenses! isn't that great?

    See the problem? and what if I say "I hate stupid people. I wish they would play in traffic" am I to be charged if some moron does that tomorrow? Of course we'll have to keep logs of every post on every site, so we can catch these evil criminals like me who tell someone stupid to play with matches. See how that slippery slope works? You can NOT protect people from their own stupidity. Every attempt at making something idiot proof has just shown idiots can be even stupider than you imagined. Do you really want a mommy government to protect people that are SO stupid they follow any directions a stranger on a phone gives them? Is that really what we have become? I'm glad my grandfather that fought for freedom in WW2 is no longer with us. You could probably power the entire southern region with the revolutions he is turning in his grave.

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  78. Re:very disturbing by horza · · Score: 1

    There is stupid, and there is gullible. The former have been mocked since the dawn of time. The phrase "village idiot" is still used today. The latter involves a betrayal of trust and could happen to most people these days, as they have been conditioned to respond to authority. Note the link between the government's (both US and UK) repetition of appealing to 'security' and 'safety', and the pranks' similar appeal. Though the jokes are tasteless and often minor vandalism, they do serve as a good public warning. Much as simply obeying traffic signs isn't enough to stop you having a car accident, blindly following rules because they appear to come from somebody in authority isn't enough to get you out of trouble if you switch off your common sense. You are responsible for your actions, and if you delegate your responsibility to somebody else you'd better make sure you know who to!

    Phillip.

  79. Countdown... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to terrorism charges in 3, 2, 1.

    The 11 year old boy part of my brain thinks this is pretty cool but the adult side of my brain understands that real damage is being done here. Still, there's no way these people are terrorists though I am completely convinced that "terror" will find it's way in to the charges once a case involving one of these people is brought before a court.

  80. Re:What idiots by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    When a storm knocks out the electricity and the traffic lights stop working, I've always seen everyone obeying the rules.

    You must live in fantasy land. Most people don't even know what to do when power goes out at an intersection. They all try to go at the same time.

    As much as I grumble about what idiots my fellow drivers are, I've seen this in action. I was in Houston during Ike's aftermath when the majority of the city lost power. I saw plenty of inconsiderate idiots during that time. But I also saw the vast majority of folks working together. You had to be careful around intersections because you didn't know for sure some bozo was going to muck it all up. Sure. But I made it through those intersections without incident (although it was MUCH nicer to have the street lights going again).

  81. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

    All western societies are based upon implicit trust.

    Totally agree with you, but you still need to use your noodle mate. If someone calls my number and says that I am late with a bill payment, I trust them and assume it's right - it's within the realms of common sense. If someone was to call me and say that my car had been picked up by the police and I should call the station at such and such, no problems, I would probably give them a call - but if they started telling me to start throwing chairs through windows to get a quicker police reaction time... I would have to let some common sense creep in and think it was a prank.

    If you have such total implicit trust in strangers that you would do whatever they tell you, let me be the first to warn you about Nigerian email scams. They don't really have the money! It's all a scam!

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  82. Re:What idiots by Ritchie70 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'd hate to live wherever it is you are. Where is it, anyhow?

    I live in a quiet suburb of Chicago.

    I've accidentally left the back door unlocked for days with no problems. (Don't tell my wife.)

    We have neighbors with a very similar address who we don't know at all, really, but we routinely trade packages.

    And all the delivery guys play "ding-dong-ditch" - none of them get a signature. They just dump the package on the porch, ring the door bell, and head for the truck. Even when it's literally thousands of dollars worth of merchandise.

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  83. |dont try to use logic: this is /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here rules the bragadoccio of internet dweebs who think that spouting tired cliches makes them tough hombres.

    Yes, let's have more people on the streets.
    THAT's a GREAT solution.

    Of course, its not meant to be... its just more people sniffing their own farts in satisfaction.

  84. Consider the cost... by Constantin · · Score: 1
    ... perhaps such offenders doing serious community service (i.e. years of it) rather than going to jail for all the monetary damage that they have caused is a better punishment.
    • It's less costly to society (i.e. they continue to live with their parents)
    • something useful might come out of their work
    • deterrence might be better (i.e. potential offenders can get a visual reminder of potential consequences)
    • by the third or fourth year, offenders might grow out of committing more 'pranks'
    • by the tenth year, they'll be experts at picking up trash, removing graffiti, and other marketable skills.
  85. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by causality · · Score: 1

    I notice the nanny lovers at /. modded me down. That is funnier than shit. Mod away baby,yeah!

    That does NOT change the fact that if a total stranger calls me on the phone and says "I iz dah prezidentz of USA. Go strip nekkid and play in deh traffix!" and I do it? Then I am a stupid moron who doesn't deserve to live!

    Do you REALLY want a nanny government, is that what the users here at /. really want? Just look at the stink over the suicide girl on Myspace. yes, that woman was a total douchebag. But hey, since being a douche isn't illegal, we'll just screw the law until we get her, yeah! Either you have freedom, or you don't. It is just that simple. News Flash: there have been douchebags for as long as there have been people. We don't make douchebaggery illegal for the SAME reason that the whole suicide girl thing was bullshit-because to do so we would have to make laws that could be abused so badly free speech would be thrown in a fire.

    We are already seeing enough nanny government bullshit as it is, do you really want more? Just look at what they have done to the smokers, now they are planning to do the same to "teh fattys". Do you enjoy a cola? Or a donuts? Then pay up, because nanny government says you are duh stupidz and can't be trusted to feed yourself without their help. Freedom includes the freedom to do stupid things and the ONLY way to remove stupidity is to remove freedom. Hey, there are too many morons falling for 419 scams! We can fix it! We can just have mommy government approve all your large expenses! isn't that great?

    See the problem? and what if I say "I hate stupid people. I wish they would play in traffic" am I to be charged if some moron does that tomorrow? Of course we'll have to keep logs of every post on every site, so we can catch these evil criminals like me who tell someone stupid to play with matches. See how that slippery slope works? You can NOT protect people from their own stupidity. Every attempt at making something idiot proof has just shown idiots can be even stupider than you imagined. Do you really want a mommy government to protect people that are SO stupid they follow any directions a stranger on a phone gives them? Is that really what we have become? I'm glad my grandfather that fought for freedom in WW2 is no longer with us. You could probably power the entire southern region with the revolutions he is turning in his grave.

    When it's fairly obvious that the person is giving their sincere opinion or position on a subject, I agree that it's childish and pointless to mod them down by pretending like they are trolling. That kind of practice is a detriment to everything that is enjoyable about this Web site. If I wanted a sanitized, politically correct, never-offend-anyone, 'G'-rated sort of experience I would go to a mainstream news site. I am here instead because of how profoundly unsatisfying and unchallenging that would be. I don't think the more knee-jerk moderators realize the truth of this, or that they have even taken a moment to think about what they are doing and why.

    Otherwise what you say is quite true. Many people are just a shadow of the kind of person that they could be, and should be, and so they want to be taken care of. They want to be saved from every last little bad thing that might possibly arise as the result of their poor decision-making. Those people think they want a nanny state because they have no idea how dangerous or how dehumanizing it really is. Others, particularly here on Slashdot, are not like this. Instead, they seem to think that you can have a large, powerful government that will use force to protect other people from themselves without losing the freedoms and civil liberties that they enjoy. It seems to come from some misguided idea of compassion, that treating people as livestock and micromanaging their lives is better than allowing those people to experience the results of their decisions. Of course that is false, and it only s

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  86. Re:What idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I were the motel owner and one of my guests did this, my response would NOT be, "Oh.. let's put our Sherlock Holmes hats on and find out who that mean prankster was!" It would be, "You better find a good lawyer, because my insurance company will be calling."

    Woah, internet tough guy invoking the lawyers!

    *shudder*

  87. Oh Grow Up by DynaSoar · · Score: 0, Troll

    "But while Pranknet's hoaxes have caused millions of dollars in damages, it is the group's efforts to degrade and frighten targets that makes it even more odious..." ... because as we all know, what people think of you is far more important than millions of dollars worth of damage.

    WTF? Are they pranking /. with this?

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    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    1. Re:Oh Grow Up by abigsmurf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Property is insured, damage to mental health isn't so easy to undo. You're not talking whoopie cushions here, this kind of very public humiliation can stick for a long long time.

  88. Played into his hands by sharp3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now this Malik guy is an internet celebrity, which is exactly what the article states is his desire. All of his actions have suddenly been validated, because hey, he's an internet star. Visits to prankster.com (or whatever, I don't know) probably just went through the roof, generating some ad revenue for him to pay for another full body massage at the corner-shop. Hundreds of jackass 15 year old imitators are already foaming at the mouth to copy these douchebags. While the article was hilarious in pointing out the creepy people behind prankster, they did them a huge favor by introducing them to the rest of the world.

    1. Re:Played into his hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now this Malik guy is an internet celebrity, which is exactly what the article states is his desire. All of his actions have suddenly been validated, because hey, he's an internet star. Visits to prankster.com (or whatever, I don't know) probably just went through the roof, generating some ad revenue for him to pay for another full body massage at the corner-shop. Hundreds of jackass 15 year old imitators are already foaming at the mouth to copy these douchebags.

      While the article was hilarious in pointing out the creepy people behind prankster, they did them a huge favor by introducing them to the rest of the world.

      I wonder how validated he will feel when the lawsuits start coming in. I hope all the insurance companies which have paid for damages incited by his pranks come a-calling to get reimbursed by him. Now that they have his name, address, and phone number, their task of recouping their losses just became easier.

    2. Re:Played into his hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hundreds of jackass 15 year old imitators are already foaming at the mouth to copy these douchebags.

      Unless the douchebags go to prison.

    3. Re:Played into his hands by Xaedalus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mmm.. I'm going to disagree with you. IMHO, exposing him to the world is exactly what was needed. Yes, there's going to be lots of jackass 15 year old imitators, but I think there would have been lots of those anyway, and if it wasn't Malik, it'd be someone else. No, guys like these need to get exposed to the world because then the world knows who they are. PrankNet's power was in its secrecy. No one knew about it, except for the 'in' crowd. But now, he's exposed. People know about him. He'll be famous for a brief amount of time... but then the fame will fade. He'll be old news, and his power to deceive and pull pranks will go with it. That's why it's critical to expose these guys. Let the world see them, get their message out in the open, let people make up their minds, and ultimately, let time fade them away to nothing. That's the greatest punishment one could visit: to make Malik irrelevant.

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      Here's to hot beer, cold women, and Glaswegian kisses for all.
  89. This reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    This reminds me of the following self-videotaped paintball drive-by attack "pranks" for which the perpetrators were rightfully given jail sentences and in some cases mandatory psychiatric treatment:

    3 Teens (Anthony Skoblar, Javier Perez and Malcolm Boyd) Face Prison in Paintball Attacks committed in 1996(some of you might remember watching this on TV as it got a lot of coverage)

    The Anchorage paintball attacks committed in 2001 by Charles Deane Wiseman and two juveniles whose names were not released

  90. Re:What idiots by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    You understand you agreed with him and contradicted yourself, right?

  91. criminal's addresses posted on TSG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good. now somebody can visit the guys. Let's see how smart they are. It would be nice to see a live web cam of them being drug from their beds and beaten like a Somoli shop lifter.

  92. Journalism, Pranknet, and ethics by timotten · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a very strong norm against publishing phone numbers, addresses, etc in journalism (esp. criminal and political journalism). I readily agree with this norm -- it seems that publishing such information can invite vigilantism and generate life-long problems for the accused without the benefit of a fair trial. I would generally expect journalists to abide this norm in news reports on robbery, drug trafficking, arson, embezzlement, etc.

    Never-the-less, I felt a twinge of satisfaction while reading phone numbers and street addresses in TSG's article. I wouldn't mind if these serial harassers received a series of harassing phone calls.

    Then again, TSG accuses Pranknet of systematically violating the informal norms that their victims rely on; is it proper for TSG to turn around and break an informal norm of journalism?

    I'd like to better understand the ethical question here. Perhaps TSG's approach is the only way to deal with Pranknet? Perhaps it's poetic justice? Has TSG made a special ethical judgement regarding Pranknet? On what basis? Does TSG habitually violate journalistic ethics? Do the participants in Pranknet deserve worse treatment than anyone else accused of crime? How would our opinion change if TSG had presented the story differently?

    1. Re:Journalism, Pranknet, and ethics by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      There's a very strong norm against publishing phone numbers, addresses, etc in journalism (esp. criminal and political journalism). I readily agree with this norm -- it seems that publishing such information can invite vigilantism and generate life-long problems for the accused without the benefit of a fair trial. I would generally expect journalists to abide this norm in news reports on robbery, drug trafficking, arson, embezzlement, etc.

      Never-the-less, I felt a twinge of satisfaction while reading phone numbers and street addresses in TSG's article. I wouldn't mind if these serial harassers received a series of harassing phone calls.

      Then again, TSG accuses Pranknet of systematically violating the informal norms that their victims rely on; is it proper for TSG to turn around and break an informal norm of journalism?

      I'd like to better understand the ethical question here. Perhaps TSG's approach is the only way to deal with Pranknet? Perhaps it's poetic justice? Has TSG made a special ethical judgement regarding Pranknet? On what basis? Does TSG habitually violate journalistic ethics? Do the participants in Pranknet deserve worse treatment than anyone else accused of crime? How would our opinion change if TSG had presented the story differently?

      First, I think the members of Pranknet deserve every bit of grief that life can give them -- and then some. By my count, their ranks include at least two child molesters, in addition to the execrable users who "merely" degrade people they've never met for fun.

      And to me, that's the real disparity here: TSG simply published publicly available information. These guys thought they were invincible because they did everything over the Internet. Well, it came back to bite them in the ass. TSG should only be held accountable if they somehow got the information illegally, but that doesn't appear to be the case.

      After reading about what they were involved in, it wouldn't bother me one bit if every member of PrankNet was publicly roasted over a slowly-rotating spit and fed to stray dogs.

      I would prefer a society wherein people who behaved in this way towards their fellow human beings were in fear for their lives.

    2. Re:Journalism, Pranknet, and ethics by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

      >is it proper for TSG to turn around and break an informal norm of journalism?

      Absolutely Yes. If you are seriously asking this question, then you haven't dealt with trolls. TSG's article is ruthless in its knowledge and understanding of internet culture, which is exactly what Pranknet considers its greatest strength. Fire has met fire and won.

      Oh, and giving away the kid's phone number? This guy Dex goes through phone numbers like Kleenex. Come on.

    3. Re:Journalism, Pranknet, and ethics by happy_place · · Score: 1

      And yet by publishing some rather intimate details about remote locations, like some small town in Texas, it underscores the very notion these pranksters banked upon, which was anonymity. Clearly The pranksters repeatedly relied upon the idea they could not be discovered and that they would never be caught--thanks to the internet. If there's a lesson in this story, it's that the internet only provides the illusion of anonymity. And its interesting what that illusion brings out in those repressed few who can't seem to contain their baser natures.

      --
      http://www.beanleafpress.com
    4. Re:Journalism, Pranknet, and ethics by himitsu · · Score: 1

      This whole affair has shown how ridiculously people can act toward each other but the evolving discussion seems to be that if research starts to show that people with malformed brains really can't comprehend how their actions affect others how should we as a society treat them?

      As someone said, fMRI scans show that in some individuals areas of the brain associated with empathy don't light up upon seeing images of people hurt. It would follow that these people won't conform to our expectations of a polite society; how will we deal with that? This has been a problem for all of civilization but what happens now that we have more data to back it up?

      All that aside, these guys deserved their TSG article and I can only hope that they have to go through an equal amount of irritation to the damages they caused. $50,000 is a lot of money, and that was just one prank.

    5. Re:Journalism, Pranknet, and ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never-the-less, I felt a twinge of satisfaction while reading phone numbers and street addresses in TSG's article. I wouldn't mind if these serial harassers received a series of harassing phone calls.

      Of course you did. Most people do. That's why vigilantism and mob "justice" are a phenomenon motivating these norms in the first place.

      Assuming TSG's analysis is accurate, I don't care - but that's not an assumption I can make. People make mistakes. What if one of these "pranksters" was smart enough to frame someone else when people came looking? If so, TSG just helped PrankNet ruin some poor schmuck's life.

  93. member of myg0t by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    I suspect he is a member of myg0t, I wouldn't suprise if he is a neo-nazi.

  94. Re:What idiots by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

    If I were the motel owner and one of my guests did this, my response would NOT be, "Oh.. let's put our Sherlock Holmes hats on and find out who that mean prankster was!" It would be, "You better find a good lawyer, because my insurance company will be calling."

    Well, of course that would be the reaction of the hotel owner. The hotel owner would be thinking short-term, that he/she just wants the damage fixed. But can you see how that would be a half-assed response to the problem? The minute the hotel owner got the damage repaired, the douchebag in question would just make another phone call and have the room trashed again. The bottom line is that the people staying in the rooms aren't the real problem. These scams aren't successful because people are idiots. They're successful because there's a deeply-ingrained, very human instinct to cooperate with your fellow human beings -- particularly authority figures. As social animals, it's evolutionarily advantageous for us. And the reason that it usually works is because most people aren't antisocial douchebags.

  95. Re:very disturbing by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

    When a stranger calls you up and tells you to do something on their authority, and you do it, you're not doing it because you trust him. After all, you don't even know him.

    I disagree. When you obey something someone says over the phone because of their supposed authority, you're exercising a kind of trust that's generally called "benefit of the doubt", meaning that you trust someone unless/until they give you a reason to believe otherwise. That trust is not necessarily contingent upon the person speaking in complete sentences (although it probably helps). The fact of the matter is, authority and intelligence are not always coexistent in the same figure. I'd also submit that the Nigerian scam emails can (and indeed should) make a person less trustful. It would be remarkable if a person could get thousands of scam e-mails a day and not look at his/her e-mail with more jaded eye. Luckily, these kinds of incidents are rare, and in the e-mail realm, people are becoming a little bit more educated as to what kinds of requests would or would not come via e-mail.

  96. Helping secure the wifi by kbsoftware · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would love for The Smoking Gun or maybe someone who lives in the area to find the unsecured wi-fi connections and help those folks secure it. I get the impression that without those connections the loser would have no internet.

  97. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "I notice the nanny lovers at /. modded me down."

    Nah it was the "mouth breather's", the "nanny lover's" would have asked nanny to do it for them. BTW: I tend to agree with the "mouth breather's" since I have no idea how you can correlate a blocked sinus with intelligence.

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  98. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by fireheadca · · Score: 1


    We *all* do foolish things, whether in a state of panic or during calm sensible moments. All pranknet was doing was recording how dumb we can be.

    To that question, we all know the outcome.

    Too bad they weren't working on how smart we can be.

  99. But... by cbraescu1 · · Score: 1

    But I thought that pranks want to be free!

    Oops...

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    Catalin Braescu
    Ofaly.com
  100. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "but how much perceived threat can a caller on a phone generate to cause people to act out of fear rather than stupidity?"

    Do the words "bomb threat" mean anything to you?

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  101. Re:What idiots by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

    authority, should never, ever, be given the benefit of the doubt just because its labeled as "authority". Such blind trust has caused so much damage throughout the history of human kind its terrifying.

    read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

    That's true. But part of the point of Milgram's experiment is that people do trust authority figures. Even decades after the original experiment, follow-up experiments show basically the same results. It's part of the human condition, really. No, it's not irresistable. Milgram's experiments did show that approximately one third of people wouldn't administer the fatal shock. But there are two points to consider: 1) Two thirds (or more) of the participants would inflict the fatal shock. 2) Even those who wouldn't inflict the fatal shocks were still susceptible to the order to inflict very painful shocks. It's very easy to look at these calls at a distance and call the people at the other end idiots, but I think that people are much more vulnerable to such attacks than they think.

  102. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "All western societies are based upon implicit trust."

    Actually all societies are based on trust. Language would not have evolved if what was being communicated was not trustworthy.

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    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  103. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new sociopath overlords.

  104. Re:As juvenile and deplorable as the whole thing i by Dmala · · Score: 1

    The problem is that most of the pranks involve convincing people there is imminent danger. Given even 30 seconds to think about it, all but the dumbest people would realize what they are being asked to do is stupid. Having to make a split second decision in what they believe is a life and death situation, and in the absence of any other information, a lot of people will tend to just do what they are told, regardless of how outrageous it sounds.

  105. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In short, Orwell feared that what we fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we desire will ruin us."

    I'm guessing we can find a way to do both at once.

  106. Scape goats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > It's not like the indictments are going to somehow hide the illegal warrants regularly being obtained at that PD, and it isn't like NOT indicting the guys will kill an investigation into the rest of the department.

    They probably felt that these officers were getting scape-goated to placate the public and shift focus away from the systematically illegal operations of the police department in Atlanta. I don't know enough about the situation there to fully understand why they felt that way. I can only assume that quote is missing some context (e.g. perhaps it was made after they *did* kill the investigation into the rest of the department).

    Sometimes, especially when you don't know all the circumstances, it's more reasonable to assume that people aren't completely crazy. I'm not saying you should rule out crazy as the explanation, but people usually have some reason and it's often the people who know the least who give others the least credit for knowing what's going on.

  107. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

    Critical to what I said was that the recipient of the prank call SHOULD PAY FOR ANY DAMAGE THAT THEY DID merely because a random stranger told them to do it. What I said should be well-publicised are cases where the incompetent target who did damage was also held liable for that damage. The implication was that this should describe all such cases. THAT would make people think twice before smashing property they do not own merely because an unverifiable voice told them they should. It naturally follows that people who think twice (or even once) would be harder to successfully target with this kind of prank. That's the deterrant I mentioned.

    But the problem is, that's a really bad idea. Why would you want someone to suppress their Good Samaritan instincts for fear of a lawsuit? Not only is it pointless, but it's counter-productive. The last thing anyone should want is for everyone to mind his/her own business in an emergency situation. Don't we have enough of that already?

  108. Re:What idiots by dacut · · Score: 1

    Sorry; I was attempting to mod you insightful, but my trackpad decided to hit "Troll" instead. This reply exists only to undo my mismoderation.

  109. IANAL by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but from what i understand, unless you are juvenile, if criminal charges are filed against you, its a matter of public record. and by public record, that means the public and the press have a legal right to access it

    now you could wax and wane philosophical about vigilante justice and such, but i think the presumption of vigilantism all the time is just as noxious as the presumption of no vigilantism possilbe

    so the real answer to your questions about making this information public is that there should be guidelines, and it should be case-by-case. not no information provided all the time, and not all information provided all the time. but the presumption of vigilantism everywhere, which seems a way you lean, is just as naive as the presumption of no vigilantism possible

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:IANAL by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 0

      Depends where you're charged. If the underage members of Pranknet that lived in Canada were charged in Canada the newspapers would not be allowed to print their names or photos. That's the law here. And when they turn 18 their record is sealed for good.... nobody can see it except the authorities (and maybe not even then, but I could be wrong on this one.)

  110. Re:very disturbing by NickCool · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, this very serious subject makes me think only of a Cheech and Chong bit; "Listen, don't answer the phone, even if it's me calling!"

  111. Re:What idiots by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Or to put it into Slashdot terms, you can live your life trusting people either: "Order Deny, Allow" or "Order Allow, Deny". Either way is fine

    I can't find the reference now, but I recall that mathematical modeling shows that "Allow,Deny" (i.e. positive rather than negative bias on first contact) is more optimal on the whole, unless the majority of others is doing it the other way around. In other words, if more than half of all people in your society give the benefit of doubt to strangers, it is slightly advantageous for you to do the same.

  112. Re:What idiots by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Or to put it into Slashdot terms, you can live your life trusting people either: "Order Deny, Allow" or "Order Allow, Deny". Either way is fine

    North Americans in particular shouldn't have a problem with traffic lights going out, because you already have 4-way stops, so everyone should be familiar with the idea of slowing down and going in order. Elsewhere there's no such thing, so it's somewhat trickier, since "yield to the right" can result in a nice deadlock on a busy intersection.

  113. Brilliant Investigation Tactics by mlow82 · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Kudos to the journalists at TSG who not only learned Malik's identity but also those of his associates. I found this gem in the article:

    Marquis's claim that he is not in contact with Malik is belied by TSG's own computer server logs. Records indicate that Malik immediately shared with Marquis the addresses of stories about Pranknet that appeared on TSG. The stories, which each carried a distinctive url that was created solely for Malik's viewing, were first provided to the Pranknet founder in e-mails sent to his Gmail account (axis.r9@gmail.com). On three occasions over the last six weeks, within minutes of Malik clicking a link (which recorded his IP address in Windsor), Marquis also looked at the story, resulting in his Scarborough IP being memorialized on TSG's servers.

    When confronted with this strange coincidence, Marquis could offer little beyond, "Hmmmm."

  114. Re:What idiots by mochan_s · · Score: 1

    You'd be surprised at how much you yourself rely on trusting other people, even if you do speak like a stone cold trust no-one badass. You'd also be surprised at how much society relies on the ability of its people to trust each other. This is what pranksters and scammers rely on.

    I think a lot of PrankNet activities involve authority figures rather than trust. People will hurt other people or in this case destroy other people's property when they are asked to by an authority. I believe it the Milgram experiment. In none of the cases, were the callers ever faced with the possibility that doing something that was asked would cause them personal injury or loss. They were presented with the situation when not doing something would be bad but doing whatever was asked would not result in any personal loss. The choice was easy.

    The CraigsList scams are just versions of Crank Yankers with racist and sexual insults. They are stuff you see on movies in Borat, TV on Crank Yankers etc.

    What I'm most uncomfortable is the absolute lack of respect of empathy shown towards the victims. Milgram would never be able to do his experiment in the modern times since the subjects suffered after the experiment. I'm sure a lot of the victims are suffering from post-traumatic stress. I remember a story in MSU (Michigan state) during the Anthrax scares when some employees at an office called the firefighters when they saw a white powder in the garbage bin plastic (it was lubrication powder). The firefighters asked the women to completely undress and hosed them, bleached them etc. After the incident, a lot of the women were psychologically traumatized - some quit their jobs, some are afraid of bleach and the sound of firefighters. They followed everything the firefighters asked them to because the firefighters acted as authority figures. At any time, they could have refused to undress but they all complied against their judgment. Post traumatic stress can be very damaging and only by calling them inferior human beings, were PrankNet members able to rationalize what they were doing.

  115. Re:What idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is exactly the response that Pranknet are looking for. I'm sure it'd tickle them to read in the paper that someone got done for trashing a motel whilst raving about someone in authority telling them to do it.

    The fact that Pranknet themselves didn't break those windows means nothing. Whether or not your response would be to look a little deeper into the issue the blame for those acts doesn't lie totally with the people that are conned.

  116. Even smart people are easy to fool by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

    Lots of people use the "personal responsiblity" defence for these kinds of pranks. Unfortunately, your brain is hard wired practically from birth to listen to authority.

    Want to know the best way to mug someone? Just ask for their wallet. Con artists have relied on the fact that all it takes to rip off most people is the confidence to pull off the scams.

    1. Re:Even smart people are easy to fool by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Lots of people use the "personal responsiblity" defence for these kinds of pranks. Unfortunately, your brain is hard wired practically from birth to listen to authority.

      To a certain extent, this is kind of necessary for the continued survival of any animal that lives in social groups.

  117. Re:How About Personal responsibility by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

    Actually, a rather large percentage of people probably would do it.
    Lovely thing about people - most of us will obey perceived authority. The Milgram experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment) showed that most of us would quite likely kill, or at least harm, an innocent person if a perceived authority figure pushed us to do it in the right way.

    Comparatively speaking, getting you to break a window is simple.

  118. What assholes. TSG, that is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pranknet causes property damage, so TSG endangers the lives of Pranknet contributors, throws childish insults (would be living in her basement, if she had one!), and implies that one might be gay.
    Fuck you, TSG.

  119. Re:very disturbing by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 0

    I'll give you an example (taken straight from one of the pranknet calls I listened to.) Call up a room at 2 in the morning and tell them you're from the front desk and there is an emergency situation. The woman on the end of the line is groggy her eyes are full of sleep... you explain that two rapists are on the loose in the hotel and you need to start screaming... scream LOUD ... LOUDER !! Call attention to everybody on your floor so everybody wakes up, this will deter the rapists And then security shows up at her door.. she thinks its two rapists and she starts going CRAZY I love to hear a good prank (jerky boys calls come to mind) but some of this stuff was just VICIOUS. If you read the article of the pranknet members had a thing for calling up women selling baby-toys & items on craigslist, convincing them into handing over their addresses and then telling the women they were about to come over and rape & kill them. We all know there is a line that shouldn't be crossed and these guys were eager to jump over it. Would I like to scream fire in a theatre just to see the reaction people would have? I suppose it would be an interesting experiemtn.. but I would never do it because someone could get trampled and seriously hurt. What these guys did was try to find ways to hurt people and in one case that I read they did hurt someone (convinced the person to jump out of their second story hotel window after they busted it out.)

  120. I see a lot worse going on in our government with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see a lot worse going on in our government with tax payers dollars

    yet nothing happens to those criminals

  121. Strange Politics by evought · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "And domestically, so he flushed money down the bankster hole... okay, that might have been smart or dumb, not sure yet. But healthcare reform? Seriously, THAT'S what you'd fight to STOP? We here in NZ look at American-style healthcare as a Very Very Bad Idea which we flirted with in the 1980s-90s, and thank goodness we didn't completely go that route. It looks like hell, and we're so glad we don't have the mess you now have to fix."

    He flushed an amount fairly close to our yearly GNP down the bankster hole and specifically banksters he had connections with. If we count the type of fraud these Prankster people did as criminal, then what Obama has done (following what Bush started, building on the foundation laid by Clinton...) has to count fairly high on the felony scale.

    But the biggest thing is that you misunderstand something critical about American politics and why many of us strongly resist "reform". Reform here means changing the rules so that your cronies will profit instead of someone else's cronies. It has been that way since at least the '60s, probably longer and is largely true of both major parties. Health care "reform" means booting the folks who currently have control of healthcare out and putting your people in all the while leaving the actual *citizens* with less power. Each change of regime results in the pendulum swinging further into insanity with each administration trying to top the criminal aspirations of the previous. That is how they now get away with the House passing a 1000+ page bill that no one had read because it hadn't even been completed at the time of the vote ("Cap and Trade"). The memos and briefs coming out of the Obama Justice Department read word for word similar to those from Bush's with statements about how indefinite detention without charge (or even cause) is fine, the accused have no rights because of the severity of the accusation, and we don't really need to tell anyone, even a judge, who we are wiretapping or having followed. Obama's defense budget still has more money in cost overruns and blatant pay-offs (to mostly the same people as usual) than the GDPs of many countries. So it is not really a matter of what the subject of the bill is these days but rather that it is prudent to not let ANYTHING pass right now [at the Federal level] because we cannot control the time bombs they are writing into them until we get firmer legislation at the State level to protect ourselves from Federal overreach, stupidity, and corruption. I would rather have Ghengis Khan in control of my health options at the moment than a Congressional-appointed committee.

    It is not a Democrat vs. Republican thing. I believe Democrats to be wrong about the best way to run the country, but I believe most of them are on the level. I, myself, am a Republican because I look back to ideals the party was actually founded to promote... like personal responsibility, personal charity, and freedom. But the core ideals are not promoted by the top levels of *either* party and grass roots efforts to actually change something are quickly co-opted by monied interests, pork, riders, and 'oversights' in the legislation until they do much more damage than if the problems had been left alone. There is a deep racket here where the 'leadership' treats the citizens exactly like those Pranksters, as if they are useless sheep who can be paid off in bright baubles and trinkets to look the other way... and cheating them isn't really immoral. That attitude infects the citizenry just the same, who try to emulate their 'betters' by making their own racket and trying to get a piece of the pie... and cheating The System isn't really immoral... so in a way, the attitude of the leadership ends up being accurate. That's how we end up with people in charge of liberal policies and promote using our tax money to "help others" who have not paid their own taxes in many years and people do not really find it odd.

    Health care 'reform,' if it passes will do no better than utility 'reform' or the many Defense-Industrial budg

    1. Re:Strange Politics by quarkzone · · Score: 1

      "it is not really a matter of what the subject of the bill is these days but rather that it is prudent to not let ANYTHING pass right now [at the Federal level] because we cannot control the time bombs they are writing into them until we get firmer legislation at the State level to protect ourselves from Federal overreach, stupidity, and corruption."

      Well said!

  122. Re:How About Personal responsibility by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

    Who the hell is "stunned and dissapointed" when the murderer's of a family member are indicted for murder?

    The same kind of person who arranges a press conference for national television to apologize to the guy who shot him for all the pain and anguish he and his family suffered in those trying times?

    "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this week," Whittington said.

    "I'm so terribly sorry that you were too blind and drunk off your ass to not see the difference between a guy wearing an orange vest and a quail, and we hope for the sake of his family, friends, coworkers as well as all of society that he will get his eyes fixed, and that right soon!"

  123. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All western societies are based upon implicit trust.

    Not really. A (modern) society is much more based on (social) contracts and the enforcement of law than on implicit trust. Morality, religion and other common set of values have been consistently diffused since the mankind started to trade globally.

  124. Re:very disturbing by speedtux · · Score: 1

    Are you genuinely surprised that there are stupid people in the world?

    No, but I don't think they should be in positions where they can affect my safety.

    Or that stupid people would work menial jobs?

    I don't consider hotel staff to be "menial".

    If your feeling of security requires normal people losing what little trust in others they still have

    People shouldn't trust anonymous phone callers, period.

    or stupid people being tricked into killing themselves

    Killing themselves?? Where did anybody kill themselves?

    I think the people who fell for these pranks should lose their jobs because they are a threat to their customers.

  125. Re:very disturbing by speedtux · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that there is no area in your life that you would fall for one of these intricate scams.

    This story isn't about "areas of one's life" or "intricate scams", it's about people peeing on each other and vandalizing their hotel rooms in response to a prank call.

  126. Re:very disturbing by speedtux · · Score: 1

    What do you really expect from low level near minimum wage service personnel? No one wants these jobs so only the desperate take them. Would you want to answer the phone to complaints at a hotel at 3am?

    Hotel and restaurant staff isn't supposed to be "near minimum wage". Hotel staff is supposed to be professionally trained because dealing with irate customers at 3am and sorting out prank phone calls from real emergencies in a way that makes customers want to come back is actually tough work.

    There are a lot of smart and clever people, and guess what, they're smart enough to not get stuck as front line service personnel.

    It can be a good job if it's at a well run hotel and for decent pay.

  127. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love your straw mens.

    Ironic you use the "people should learn personal responsibility" to discharge the pranksters from their own personal (should I say yours?) responsibilities.

  128. Except it does matter by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even if they were only pranks putting them on slashdot front page is an ego boost they didn't really need. Let's stick to stuff that matters.

    Are you kidding? So far the majority of stories involving someone acting like a sociopathic prick online, have attracted a number of wannabe sociopathic pricks that lionized the perp on one or more of the following grounds:

    - muahahaha, now we're the ones with the power. Phear us! Payback time for the former school bully... and the cheerleader who didn't want to be my GF... and the jock who got her as a GF... and that geography teacher who got me bored to death... (Basically as if having been a victim once is all the reason and rationalization needed for victimizing others in turn. Newsflash: if anyone wasn't a bully just because they lacked the power and/or balls, but turns into one as soon as they can, they never had a moral high ground to start with.)

    - OMG, if they were too stupid to defend themselves, they deserved it. (A.k.a., "might makes right.")

    - more generally, if it's high tech and not everyone can do it, then it's right to do it if you can. (A.k.a., "might makes right.")

    - It's just bits and bytes, and information wants to be free!! (Especially when said information is someone else's credit card number;))

    - if it slips through some loophole of an existing law, despite being blatantly against its spirit, then it's morally right. The proposed new amendment against it is blatantly an attempt to control more people by criminalizing something as benign as terrorizing others. Cue quotes out of context from Richelieu and Ayn Rand.

    - if it's already illegal, that law is blatantly an attempt to control more people by criminalizing something as benign as terrorizing others. Cue quotes out of context from Richelieu and Ayn Rand.

    Etc.

    In fact, my best guess is that now the majority opinion is against it only because it was _social_ engineering, and we don't relate that well to that. It involves talking to people and... eew ;) If it were about slipping someone a trojan to terrorize them via their computer, you'd see 200+ posts just defending the perp and blaming the victims.

    So maybe it is stuff that matters. Reminding more wannabe sociopaths that doing it over the internet is no shield, is a good thing.

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  129. How did I not know about this?? by BruceQ · · Score: 1

    And why was I seemingly born 20yrs to soon for these sort of LULZ!?

  130. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you're such an idiot. Every day, I find slashdotters to be completely despicable. And yes I despise you for trying to come up with excuses for the pranksters. But it's unsurprising from a slashdotter. (dictionary: slashdotter: moron that think himself as a genius).

    Answering such a question on someone else behalf is bad manners. So you shouldn't have answered. Second I was asking for confirmation to avoid being accused of making straw men. Only the original poster could give me that confirmation. I don't need your help. Third, since you decided to answer anyway, then you could just have answered honestly "probably yes" instead of making a useless paraphrase. You needing detailed explanations in understanding this makes you an idiot.

    Fourth. It's just a question of intent. Intent count on every justice system and rightly so. It's only the moronic slashdotters who cannot grasp this point. Pranksters had intent to puposefully cause harm to the hotel and to the pranksted. Pranksted has no such intent. The former should be punished more harshly.

  131. Been There, Done That. by 222 · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a destructive version of shoutcast streams I used to listen in on at #prankradio on efnet. That was about 10 years ago, though.

    /getoffmylawn

  132. Re:What idiots by lacoronus · · Score: 1

    Is it related to "Tit for tat"?

  133. Not necessarily "gullible" by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, I dunno about at home or at a hotel, but from my experience with corporations, a lot of people seem to intentionally shut off their brains at work. If you just apply the rules, no matter how dumb, usually the worst that can happen is that you're skipped for promotion. If you do something original, you're to blame if it goes wrong. And often you're to blame if it goes right and makes the PHB who ordered otherwise look bad. Plus, if you think too much about all the stupid decisions and rules and stuff, you (A) end up very unhappy, and (B) you might pipe up and be seen as the malcontent who rocks the boat.

    There's a whole class of managers whose whole job is to avoid taking any decision, and not rock the boat until pension. You know, the kind that'll count the pixels and complain that the kerning of "lore ipsum" on the site viewed in IE is different from the concept art done in Photoshop, just because that's just about the only thing they can do without showing any personal initiative or get into technical details that would require a personal decision. Or the kind who'll ship an extra manual for a printer in a box the size of the whole printer, just because some rule said "use box type 14 for that printer model." Etc.

    Honestly, in some places I've seen, if a phone call came from the management requiring one to break the windows or destroy a monitor or whatnot... it wouldn't even be too far off from the normal idiocy coming from above.

    I mean, think about it. I've been in an "urgent" project in December before, which got promptly cancelled on the 2nd of January, just because a department had some money to burn at the end of the year and they'd get their budget for next year cut if they didn't burn the last cent of it. So they deliberately blew their remaining budget on something they knew in advance that they don't need or want. Planned waste. Or there have been places where after a mild winter, people have been instructed to leave the heating and lights on overnight, because if they don't use their heating budget in full this year, you guessed, they'll get said budget cut next year when there might be a real winter. Etc.

    If you were one of the people working in one of those places, and had just spent the spring turning heating _up_ when you leave and turning it back off in the morning, just because your department needs to waste some money... would you be particularly inclined to think twice, if someone called and asked that you break a window so they can use that bit of budget? Heck, would you be inclined to think twice about any other stupidity? Or, like everyone else, would you back up into a more comfortable, "not my business to worry about that kind of thing" attitude?

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  134. its the same in the usa, but more importantly by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    someone with the handle "adult film producer" is the last person you want to be talking about this subject matter with

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  135. Funny? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Exploiting people's greed and uglier sides may be funny, exploiting people's trust and naivite is just your usual scummy criminal at work.

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  136. An Amazing Article by happy_place · · Score: 1

    Kudos to TSG, this article is quite remarkable. Talk about in depth reporting. And all the details they uncovered, they've had to have had some very dedicated folks rooting out this sort of stuff... and here I thought true reporting was no longer a reality... Well done!

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  137. Re:How About Personal responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, how dare she respond to a violent unjustified home invasion appropriately.
    She should have blindly submitted to authority and assumed that they
    weren't violent thugs posing as police officers. Too bad the violent thugs were
    really police officers.
    Of course these pranks work, if people weren't trained to obey authority
    regardless of rational validity they wouldn't comply with government
    that considers the numerous murder by wrong address for home invasion, as well
    as the massive mexican drug cartel violence as a reasonable cost to keep the drug money flowing.
    How else would "freedom fighters" and terrorist buy their guns?
    I mean it's to protect the children from drug. Ignore the fact that high schoolers in the Netherlands use less drugs than the US, and are unlikely to have guns pointed at them by police.

  138. Excuse me but.. by tarlss · · Score: 1

    Here is the crux of the situation- it's not illegal to be stupid, in fact you can willingly forego any notion of higher education if you wanted to. Sorry, but as a person in the world, you need to deal with this. What IS illegal, is if you take advantage of them to perform illegal acts. It's the same situation if you 'tricked them' into shooting someone. The person who GIVES orders is just as responsible, or even more responsible, then the one who follows them.

  139. Re:What idiots by oreaq · · Score: 1

    authority, should never, ever, be given the benefit of the doubt

    Actually it should get the "benefit of a doubt" most of the time. A simple car analogy can prove that: When I'm, driving in my car i usually trust the maps I have, I also trust the the sign that says that the road ahead is blocked and I should take a detour. The only reason for this trust is the fallacy "proof by authority". But it works far better than never ever trusting my map.

    You usually should have a reason for not trusting authority. Otherwise you are not able to function in today's society

  140. Re:What idiots by spiralx · · Score: 1

    It's from various game theoretical studies of the iterated Prisoner's Dilemna, which show that "Tit for Tat" is the optimal algorithm in most setups i.e. nice by default, then copy what your opponent did in the last turn.

    http://www.iterated-prisoners-dilemma.net/

  141. Re:What idiots by oreaq · · Score: 1

    If they were lucky they'd just be Shanghai'd, if they were unlucky they would be lynched and if they really pissed a community off they'd be tarred and feathered.

    That's a great idea. Let's burn them a the stake. Worked great last time.

  142. first by moskrin · · Score: 1

    The first rule about Project Mayhem is you don't ask questions!

  143. Re:As juvenile and deplorable as the whole thing i by stagg · · Score: 1

    I suspect that you're entirely right. There's nothing shameful about believing lies that are being fed to you in an emergency situation.

  144. No patch for Human Stupidity... by doulos05 · · Score: 1
  145. Karma by Joebert · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to read the stories about these peoples houses being burned down in pranks, that will be funny.

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  146. OT: Gratuitous insults by Estragib · · Score: 1

    It's peculiar how your comment history oscillates between "X, Funny" and "-1 Troll".

    You know the feeling when you hate something that no one else seems to hate? Next time your anger issues threaten to surface, why not use one of those, instead of one of your standard expletives?

    Viz:

    Hey, Buffy, "stupid" is relative, and criminals are criminals.

    That way, you'll still feel the sweet satisfaction of handing one out while people won't be so distracted by the verbal abuse because they actually like or are at least ambivalent to your address. This, in turn, will lead to them not modding you Troll so much, which will make you feel more loved which, again, might help you with your anger issues and make you want to use your standard expletives less. This is what we in the know call a "virtuous circle". Try it.

    Uh, wait—

    assfuck

    Did you try to do this already?

  147. Re:How About Personal responsibility by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    If somebody burst into your home at night claiming to be police, would you be a "dumb dimwit" and believe them, or maintain your cocksure skepticism and wind up like this woman?

    From my point of view, she did exactly the right thing. She died a hero, of sorts, by exercising her right to defend her home from attackers using a firearm.

    If she hadn't responded in the way she did, she would be alive. But she may well be living in a worse version of America than we are.

    In short, sometimes doing the right thing gets you killed. That's called 'courage', and we tend to revere it.

  148. Foot-in-the-door at work... by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since I've not seen anyone else point it out yet, I just thought I'd point out that the 'pranksters' are simply exercising Foot-in-the-door technique. They probably aren't, necessarily always, stupid people that get duped by these situations. The actions they are being instructed to conduct are all reasonable - in relation to the one they just finished completing. The 'big picture' isn't as readily available as you might thing.

    I hesitate to point this out, because it could empower other 'pranksters', but the formula is basically:

    A) Get them to do something innocuous

    B) Get them to do something logical

    C) Get them to do something slightly/somewhat less logical

    D) Continue escalating requests until something breaks

    The 'humor' is often found at the ridiculousness of 'D)'.

    Look at the hotel scenarios:

    A) Get them out of bed thinking there is an emergency

    B) Get them to line the underside of the doors, etc

    C) Get them to 'open' a window, by force if necessary

    D) Get them to break the TV (since force was already used on the window)

    No one calls them up and goes straight to 'D)', and THAT alone is why it works.

    The best defense against this would be to keep 'A)' in mind at all times. The leap from 'A)' to the end should also make sense without the intermediary steps...

  149. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TOO STUPID TO LIVE

    doesn't deserve to live

    You're rather quick to want people dead. Want a hug? Don't forget that /. <3 hairyfeet! *smooch*

  150. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Where did I say they should get a walk? Show me anywhere in my post where I said that the prankers that break the law should go unpunished. What i said is I don't want any more nanny government crap passing even worse laws to make sure that douchbagggery like this is illegal, ala the Myspace suicide girl. Because as it is I don't see what exactly you are gonna bust these douchbags for exactly.

    As I said if I call someone on the phone and say "I iz dah prezident Osama. Go play in deh traffix!" what exactly would you bust me for? I did NOT say I was Obama, I didn't say what I was prezident of, so what is the crime? You MIGHT be able to catch these douchbags for impersonation, maybe. But more likely they are changing just enough just as I did to make it total gibberish to anyone who actually thought more than 2 seconds a day. So what, change all the laws to make douchebaggery illegal? What I consider douche behavior and what YOU consider douche behavior is probably 2 completely different things, and those in power will probably think anyone that doesn't go "yay government!" is a douche, just see "free speech zones" for an example.

    As I have said before the ONLY way to outlaw trolls is to make anything other than groupthink illegal. Is that really the country we want? As my late grandfather said when I asked him if Vietnam protesters pissed him off "As long as they don't touch the troops, not at all. I fought for the right to say what you felt, even if I don't agree with it" and trolls are simply pushing that belief to the edge. Do I think they are douches? Absolutely. But in a free country one is free to be a douchebag, just as one is free to be a dumbass. The only way to remove those two conditions is to remove freedom with them and I will NOT give up my freedom!

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  151. I Read TFA, It Makes of Nice Read, But Honestly... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1
    From what I understand, someone calls and someone answers the phone:

    FTFA,

    For example, a bizarre July 20 prank ended with a hotel worker actually sipping from a urine sample provided by a guest at a Homewood Suites in Kentucky. Additionally, at least twice this year, fast food workers--fearing that they would suffer burns after being doused by chemicals from a fire suppression system--stripped off their clothes on the sidewalk outside their respective restaurants.

    You know, without Audio and Video; this stuff sounds like a very funny story. Did CNN, or the BBC cover any of these stories? Based on ACTUAL pranks, my favorite is from the Touch Tone Terrorists, specifically the incident where the "Coke Junky", "burns", the clients Diamond Ring. "Scooter", you ROCK!

  152. Don't believe everything you read! by BitterOak · · Score: 1

    I read the entire Smoking Gun article linked, and found a disturbing lack of evidence presented as to the identity of Dex, the leader of Pranknet.

    According to this Windsor Star article, Smoking Gun sent Dex an e-mail with some custom crafted URLs claiming they were public articles on the Smoking Gun website. When he allegedly clicked on the link, they supposedly had his IP address.

    Never mind the fact that that is one of the oldest tricks in the book, and the real Dex would almost surely have been wise to it, but the article leaves out a critical detail. According to the Star article, after obtaining Dex's supposed IP address, Smoking Gun investigators then went to his home address, and looked through server logs, etc. What they fail to mention is how they obtained his name and home address from the IP address. I don't know too many ISPs who hand over such information to private investigative firms. Some are even reluctant to hand over this information to law enforcement without a warrant. So how did Smoking Gun get this information? Which server logs did they subsequently investigate and how did they get access to them? And most importantly, according to Smoking Gun's own article, Dex apparently never paid for his Internet access, but rather found open Wi-Fi access points to obtain Internet access. If that is the case, how did Smoking Gun map his IP address to to name and address? This all sounds very suspicious. The Windsor Star even refused to print his name and address, because they were unable to independently verify any of this.

    Yet, reading the above posts, it appears that many Slashdotters take it is a given that the identity of Dex revealed in the Smoking Gun article is correct. Aren't such people exhibiting the same kind of mentality of many of Pranknet's victims?

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  153. One of them lives not far from my home. by jac_at_nac · · Score: 1

    I have one of these pricknets that live by me. I've been tempted to do something rash but not yet. Here's the local article. http://www.dailysentinel.com/news/content/news/stories/2009/08/06/luf_prankster.html He's actually named in the "smoking gun" article.

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  154. These guys are scum. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Pranknet guys look like dorks. Two are felons.

    One has is a sex offender for taking pictures of his on family.

    These guys are pure scum.

  155. What the elite ARE responsible for by manaway · · Score: 1

    The elite (rich person) does not go "all over town setting soup kitchens and churches on fire" but is largely responsible for the need for soup kitchens. When 5% of the population has over 50% of the wealth, there's a deeply unfair distribution of money, property, and opportunity. This apportionment takes necessities from the poor to provide luxuries for the rich. The rich don't think "community sucks" but rather don't think about the community at all. Your example of how rich people act is a ridiculous straw man. If you're unaware of the effects of class distinctions then you live in the same isolated environment as this guy who talks about his world view as a corporate executive versus the reality of his decisions and actions.

  156. Are you arguing the psychopath POV? by Loundry · · Score: 1

    Maybe people shouldn't be so stupid as to listen to anything someone tells them on the phone and demand to see someone in person if it's as serious as they are being told? I sure as hell would tell anyone calling me on a phone to go fuck themselves if they even hinted at wanting me to do anything which I could be held liable for.

    I am sure that the world has no shortage of people who are less intelligent than you.

    My question to you us, are you blaming the victim? As in, placing fault on the victim for a failure to make good choices? If you are, then you are arguing, "The stupid deserve to suffer, and other people have the right to abuse them for being stupid." Which is exactly the argument that people who bilk money from elderly people on fixed incomes use. It's the argument that psychopaths use.

    It is evil and illegal to deprive people of life, liberty, or property through force or fraud no matter how stupid they are and no matter how much the predator enjoys it. People who do that to others, no matter how stupid the victim is, deserve to be prosecuted by the state and preferably incarcerated where they can't harm others.

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  157. you SHOULD be able to yell fire in a theatre by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    Honestly, Iâ(TM)ve finally gotten to a point where Iâ(TM)m tired of the âoefreedom of speech doesnâ(TM)t mean you can run into a crowded theatre and yell fireâ. I actually think that should be protected speech. This is extreme, yes.

    If the idiots in the theatre trample each other in a mad rush from a fire that doesnâ(TM)t even exist, it was their own stupidity and lack of clearheadedness that killed them, not the person shouting fire. If your reaction to the mere threat of danger is to hurt others, you are the culprit.

    For example, think of George Costanza in the episode of Seinfeld where he throws the old ladies in their rockers to the ground in order to rush to the door. Are you going to tell me it was the messengerâ(TM)s fault? NO. His behaviour was deplorable and his panic was his own fault for being a non-clear-headed individual willing to hurt others just to preserve himself.

    If someone tells me there is a fire, I am going to at least look for smoke so I can figure out what direction to flee. And I am not going to trample people unless I actually see a real fire about to burn me up and itâ(TM)s me or them. But trampling people just to get out when thereâ(TM)s no actual fire? Simply because of a panic? I think thatâ(TM)s far worse than yelling âfireâ(TM).

    I know I am unique in my extreme opinion.

    I think painting speech as potentially physically harmful has a chilling effect: Just look at the whole Cartoon Mohammad thing for an example of that.

    âoeWords can hurt, so you canâ(TM)t say words [or draw cartoons] that hurt.â

    The censoring of Mohammad in this weekâ(TM)s South Park was a perfect example.

    Anyway: Words donâ(TM)t hurt people. People hurt people.

    Learn to think for yourself, and mere words will never be able to physically hurt you.

    The idea that everyone must mindlessly follow whatever words they hear, in and of itself is a dangerous idea. Should we panic just because someone told us to? No. Should we panic if the loudspeaker tells us to? Maybe. Should we panic if Fox News tells us to? Quite likely. But before you go tramping people to death (and thus tramping our free speech rights by being too much of a moron to think for yourself), consider whether you are actually on fire. Dumbass.

    Edit, 9/12/2007, comment from below incorporated into this post:

    Fyngyrs (http://slashdot.org/~fyngyrz) says:

    âoeThere is no harm in yelling fire. There is no harm in filing out of a building that isnâ(TM)t burning, There is no harm in filing back in. These are the acts of reasonable people. In fact, the practice would do people some good. We used to do it all the time in school. The fire alarm would go off, and out weâ(TM)d go, not knowing if there was a fire, or not. No one ever got trampled. The theatre owner has, as an owner of a private business, the option to no longer serve that customer. Of course, should one patron fail to file out reasonably, and in the process trample another, then a crime has been committed, that of assault by that patron upon another. The idea that it is acceptable for people to trample one another â" or that it somehow âoeisnâ(TM)t their faultâ â" is just one of the things that is wrong with the cliche, aside from the initial, completely incorrect, idea that one could not yell fire â" or anything else â" in a crowded theater. Itâ(TM)s socially retarded, and if it were *my* theatre, itâ(TM)d be the last time you ever got in the door, but other than that, there you go. Free speech trumps all. Every time. Thatâ(TM)s the basis of liberty.â

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  158. bad formatting! by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    i pasted it from here, where it's properly formatted: http://clintjcl.wordpress.com/2006/04/14/294/

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