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  1. Re:God dammit on Images of Apollo Landing Sites Soon Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive clod! My sister died from a thrown car!

  2. Re:Urban legend != actual facts!!!! on Chicken Feathers May Hold Key To Hydrogen Storage · · Score: 2, Funny

    He didn't mean to say thawed chickens twice. I think he meant to say that thawed chickens busted windscreens as well as thawed roosters.

  3. Re:Could at least editors have a look at TFA? on DARPA Wants a 19" Super-Efficient Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    Are you trying to say that Extreme Scientists have nice Racks?

  4. Re:oblig on DARPA Wants a 19" Super-Efficient Supercomputer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grendel wouldn't stand a chance!

  5. Noodly Appendages on Researcher Implants Laser-Activated Brain Cells · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly. The further science comes, the closer scientists will be to proving the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: The source of creation, consciousness, and morality. Finally, we can have world peace when the people of Earth are united in worship of the one, true God.

  6. Re:Hmmm.. on Ray Bradbury Loves Libraries, Hates the Internet · · Score: 1

    I think I've learned more from clicking wikipedia hyperlinks interspersed through articles I purposefully searched for than I ever will from libraries. That is nigh the perfect definition of "by chance".

  7. Re:US School System compared to Europes School Sys on A Mathematician's Lament — an Indictment of US Math Education · · Score: 1

    Your conclusions are wrong on the grounds that "Anecdote, therefore all-encompassing statement" is a horrible argument. My school in North Carolina had "English" and "Honor's English", and then once you got to junior and senior classes "AP English" (and don't get be started on the AP board...).

  8. Re:US K-12 MATH = Real world fail. on A Mathematician's Lament — an Indictment of US Math Education · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure which is more concerning: That anyone still watches "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire," or that anyone is still surprised by the abject stupidity therein.

  9. You insensitive clod: on FDA Says Homeopathic Cure Can Cause Loss of Smell · · Score: 0, Redundant

    My sister died that way!

  10. Re:Primates on Scientists Wonder What Fingerprints Are For · · Score: 1

    True, but then shouldn't there be a few people walking around with perfectly smooth fingers?

    I suppose one of the bottlenecks in the early Human population could account for why only individuals with fingerprints lived long enough for us to inherit the trait.

  11. Re:I may be wrong, Im not an astrologer on Ocean Currents Proposed As Cause of Magnetic Field · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he is only playing Devil's Advocate (har har irony), but the point he makes is ridiculous: That the postulation of a creator is exactly as valid as a scientific theory constructed from what we currently understand about the Earth. On one hand, we have a scientist hypothesising that the Earth's magnetic field is created by electrical currents in the oceans (or more traditionally, by the spinning of the Earth's Iron core), and on the other hand, we have a creator who is necessarily more complex than the entire Universe and all it's systems just popping into existence and thinking to himself "Gee, it sure would be nice to have worshipers, maybe I'll make a planet of those." The former builds upon our prior knowledge, the latter defies probability.

  12. Re:"Have you ever tried just turning off the TV on Futurama Rumored To Return On Comedy Central · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh great! A lesson in history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!

  13. Re:This just in... on Laser Blast Makes Regular Light Bulbs Super-Efficient · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs and /.?

  14. Re:LHC Could Run Through the Winter ... on Revived LHC Could Run Through the Winter · · Score: 1

    Beware of unforeseen consequences!

  15. Re:Thermodynamics textbooks? on Amazon Kindle DX Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    How much energy does one obtain from burning a heretic?

  16. Re:The Wrong Approach on World Privacy Forum's Top Ten Opt-Outs · · Score: 5, Funny

    somegobbledygook@mailinator.com fucking HATES you, and the server admins aren't too happy either.

  17. Re:I wouldn't hold my breath on A Look At the Wolfram Alpha "Search Engine" · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That, and the name "Computational Knowledge Engine" is about as catchy as an Ayn Rand speech.

  18. Re:Best pirate repellent of all on Mariners Develop High Tech Pirate Repellents · · Score: 4, Informative

    I believe you mean a magazine. A clip is a device used to hold the cartridges in place to make them easier to load into the magazine.

  19. Re:Shouldn't Judges remove themselves? on Judge In Pirate Bay Trial Biased · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on now! How often is Wikipedia really inacPENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

  20. Re:suck it up on Judge In Pirate Bay Trial Biased · · Score: 1

    That doesn't explain everything, though. If he just wanted pieces of paper on the wall, there are plenty of organizations he could have joined. He supports the organizations at least from the perspective that he shares their views enough to display a piece of paper saying as much, and with that much email spam, he's going to be exposed to a worse bias than a FNC viewer. Whether this can actually be legally construed as conflict of interest is beyond my ability to nitpick Occam's Razor.

  21. Re:X-ray drive on World's First X-Ray Laser Goes Live · · Score: 1

    Or 10^8 hours of commentary!

  22. Re:It happens? on Huge Supernova Baffles Scientists · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, based on data collected from the Cosmic Microwave Background, our estimation of the Universe's age being about 13.7 billion is accurate within about a 2 billion year margin. Basically, all you have to do is extrapolate what the CMB looks like now back a few billion years and it hits a singularity, which we refer to as the beginning of the Universe (though it may or may not be). It would take an extremely revolutionary discovery to discount this sort of data.

  23. Re:Imagine buying one of those... on Tesla Releases First Official Photos of Model S Sedan · · Score: 1

    Wow, really? I'd mod you interesting if I could! I always thought the Tesla roadster looked an awful lot like an Elise or an Exige.

  24. Re:So did I miss something? on UK Government Ads Link Games With "Early Death" · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No one disputes that sedentary living is usually unhealthy and can lead to all sorts of issues. The problem is how specifically this targets games. Why run a campaign specifically against one medium when all could be held responsible? For fucks sake, I could start a campaign against the sedentary lifestyle induced by reading! I'd like to see how that is received.

  25. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Slashdot needs a mod +5, Awkward.