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  1. Re:Will this make Yelp more or less evil? on Google In Talks To Buy Yelp · · Score: 1

    That's why we need YelpBack, a site where business owners can write reviews of Yelp reviewers, so other business owners can be on the lookout. Then we can create a site called YelpRightBackAtEm - where the lambasted reviewers can write reviews on the business owners behavior towards them just because they were a Yelp reviewer. Then we can create a site called MetaYelp - where sociologists and psychologists can write analyses of the interactions on Yelp, YelpBack, and YelpRightBackAtEm. Then we sell the 3 new sites to Google for 1.5 billion dollars. Who's with me?

  2. Re:Is $500 too high for a Netbook? on First Look At Latest Ion-Infused Asus Eee PC · · Score: 1

    Hey! Not all of us are 1337 haX0r5 with bleeding-edge drag-and-drop skills, you insensitive clod!

  3. Re:Brilliant on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Shaming Fat Gamers · · Score: 1

    They couldn't patent Vista - they themselves already had the prior art.

  4. Re:And presumably all this will be done.... on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Shaming Fat Gamers · · Score: 1

    I can remove Linux bloat.

    As you can with Windows. And it's quite a bit easier, even if with Windows it's more like going from being a 600 lb man to a 250 lb man (still a bit chunky), while with Linux you would be going from a 200 lb man (not really fat at all) to a rail-thin, barely-alive 98 lb weakling.

  5. Re:Score one for the free market on US McDonald's Wi-Fi Going Free In January · · Score: 1

    You are missing out, I understand Baltimore has free wifi in the inner harbor area.

    Yeah, but to take advantage of that you have to actually be in Baltimore. Unless it's a 70Mbit connection with no filters and-- wait, what the hell am I saying - it's Baltimore. Yeah... I'll just stick with a less homicidal location.

  6. Re:Burger King is still better on US McDonald's Wi-Fi Going Free In January · · Score: 1

    Flame Broiled, or nothing.

    -JJS

    Only if you're not in California/Arizona/Nevada - otherwise, Animal-style double-double FTW!

  7. Re:An ocean? Antartica? on The Social Difficulty of Saving Earth From an Asteroid · · Score: 4, Funny

    How could you be so callous towards the massive loss of penguin life?! On Slashdot, no less!! You must be a Mac or *BSD fanboi. Or a Microsoft shill. Any truly free-thinking individual would obviously recommend somewhere else.

  8. Re:As we all know... on Facebook Mafiosi Go To the Mattresses vs. Zynga · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd be interested in that rock. I live near a jungle, and often have problems with tigers. Does it come with a guarantee?

    Guarantee?! Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your life's sake, you might want to think about buying a quality product from me.

  9. Re:round round, I git around on PhD Candidate Talks About the Physics of Space Battles · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seen from the front though the rectangle only presents a profile of 100. The maximum profile it will exhibit is 1000, and thats only directly from the side. The sphere, if I'm not mistaken, will always present in the region of 1800.

    You are mistaken. 3,694/6 = ~616. Note also that the claim of the GP was specifically in regards to multiple opponents able to move around you a in 3-dimensional battleground. Sure, you could always keep your nose/tail oriented at the most dangerous threat, and when only facing two threats (and assuming perfect piloting) you can reduce your total profile available to your opponents to 1100 (assuming you're opponents are at least bright enough to attack from complementary vectors), which is less than the 1232 that the sphere would present to the two opponents. But as soon as you're dealing with more than three opponents/potential-attack-vectors, you're worse off.

  10. Re:Google Earth on 26 Gigapixel Photo Sets New World Record · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Read about CMOS Active Pixel Sensors: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_pixel_sensor

    The size is dominated by the transistors, the photo-diode shares the same feature size are the transistors since it's manufactured under the same process.

    Moore's law applies.

    I have printed out that last post of mine and am chewing on the paper as I type this. Interesting to note, though, is these two articles discussing the upper limits of pixel count due to diffraction. Looks like we're not gonna see a 26 GP camera after all, even with Moore's Law applying.

    *chokes on mushy pulp*

    It's a moral victo-- AACCKKK-*gulp*...ahem, victory.

  11. Re:Sh..... on $26 of Software Defeats American Military · · Score: 1

    I don't really understand that kind of analogy - it seems to me like this has about as much to do with Army IT as a faulty/recalled transmission has to do with your local dealership's service department.

  12. Re:but what are the hardware costs? on $26 of Software Defeats American Military · · Score: 1

    Minutes later: hellfire missile streaks away towards insurance company HQ.

    Browse at 1+ much?

  13. Re:but what are the hardware costs? on $26 of Software Defeats American Military · · Score: 1

    I flew RQ-11A Ravens in Iraq, and even THOSE aren't plain text transmitions. WFT?

    I thank you for your service and your sacrifice.

  14. Re:but what are the hardware costs? on $26 of Software Defeats American Military · · Score: 1

    Your comment that GA-ASI does not make voting machines has been recorded. Have a nice day!

    Watch your window, you should be receiving a visitor, just about now. ....

    If the joke was a stream of data from a drone, you would be the one guy here who didn't buy the $26 software.

  15. Re:Google Earth on 26 Gigapixel Photo Sets New World Record · · Score: 1

    Actually, according to moore's law, we just need 20 years (for a factor of 1000)...

    That phrase you use. I don't think it means what you think it means. Unless, of course, they start using transistors as sensors - in which case I will gladly eat my words.

  16. Re:Honestly? Goggle Traslate impressed me more. on 26 Gigapixel Photo Sets New World Record · · Score: 0, Troll

    This has been done and its going to be "done" many times before.

    What amazed me was that Google translate did a REALLY good job of traslating that article. Its not perfect, but you can read it and understand fairly clearly.

    Posting on /. about how something's "been done before" has been done before.

    What amazed me was that Slashdot spellcheck did a REALLY good job of spellchecking that post. It's not perfect, but you can read and understand it fairly easily.

  17. Re:And how would one count Lynn Conway... ;) on Not Enough Women In Computing, Or Too Many Men? · · Score: 1

    And how would one count Lynn Conway...:)

    One at a time, just like everyone else. Unless she has multiple personality disorder - in which case we'll count her as two, but that's just because we love her so.

  18. Re:round round, I git around on PhD Candidate Talks About the Physics of Space Battles · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're looking at it purely from the perspective of presenting the smallest profile possible, your best bet would be a needle-shape. Very long, and as thin as possible. However, that runs into other problems, such as maneuverability.

    Let's examine that claim a little closer:
    Sum of Profile Surface Areas from the each end of each (x/y/z) axis:
    10x10x100 Ship (pick your own units) = (1000x4 + 100x2) = 4200
    Spherical Ship with Radius of 14 = ((pi x 14^2) x 6) = 3,694

    Volume of Ship (kind of a top priority, even if the quantity changes according to the purpose/application of the ship):
    Rectangular 10x10x100 Ship = 10,000
    Spherical Ship with Radius of 14 (same units) = (4/3 x pi x 14^3) = 11,494

    This is leaving alone the fact that the profile for the rectangular ship inreases from the above values when looked at from from any angle besides perpendicular to the plane of each side. Any way you cut it a sphere is the most efficient in terms of the ratio between volume and profile area. In fact, a cube is actually the most efficient of all possible rectangular prisms (hence the genius of Roddenberry with the Borg). Remember a ship (space or sea) is just a container to protect the contents from exposure to the medium, and the most efficient container (leaving aside the shapes of the contained objects) will always be a sphere.

  19. Re:not surprising on DRM Flub Prevented 3D Showings of Avatar In Germany · · Score: 2, Informative

    s/Dragon Ball Z/New Moon
    Pop-culture update complete!

  20. Re:I thought it was mostly about the scam stuff... on Facebook Mafiosi Go To the Mattresses vs. Zynga · · Score: 1

    You make a solid point, Mr. Pincus. And what's up with all the hatred for spammers?! I mean, come on, we should totally only be going after the advertisers that use spammers.

  21. Re:As we all know... on Facebook Mafiosi Go To the Mattresses vs. Zynga · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, gas isn't $4 a gallon any more is it?

    You absolutely right! On an unrelated note, I've recently come into possession of an amazing tiger-repellant rock that I'd be willing to sell you...

  22. Re:I predict 30 of these species will outlast huma on 94 New Species Described By CA Academy of Sciences · · Score: 1

    In the big picture, DNA and life are just giant software programs.

    In the big picture, all software analogies breakdown.

    There will be no need for economies if we have the power of life at our fingertips.

    Case and point. Unless you actually believe that humans will no longer struggle-for/barter/buy power over the Earth's/Solar System's/Galaxy's/Universe's inherently limited resources just because we figured out how to live forever (violent deaths aside). The Great Basin Bristlecone Pine still struggles to gather resources for itself with all it's energy despite it's effective immortality when compared to the mayfly.

  23. Re:Pfff. We live off an ECONOMY, not some ecosyste on 94 New Species Described By CA Academy of Sciences · · Score: 1

    Yet you get modded insightful +2 and are 1st visible comment.

    Good satire will always be insightful.

  24. Re:common sense proposal on Former Congressman Learns About Streisand Effect · · Score: 1

    Jesus, Ted! How many /. accounts do you have!

  25. Re:Ted Alvin Klaudt on Former Congressman Learns About Streisand Effect · · Score: 1

    ... but I, as Ted Alvin Klaudt, feel otherwise...

    My. God. He's not only one of us - but he has a 4-digit UID!
    This gives a whole new meaning to this earlier comment of yours, Mr. "Lopez":

    "Think of the children" belongs in the past. We should strive to outgrow it rather than let it take over our lives -- and our minds.