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The Social Difficulty of Saving Earth From an Asteroid

mantis2009 writes "When it comes to stopping a cataclysmic Earth vs. asteroid event, social science and international political leaders have more difficult questions yet unanswered than physicists do, according to report delivered at this week's American Geophysical Union meeting. Wired has a discussion of an analysis authored by former astronaut Rusty Schweickart, who worries that the international community is nowhere near ready to begin the complex and inevitably controversial task of deflecting an asteroid on a collision course with Earth. Among the questions to be answered is whether to modify the Partial Test Ban Treaty to allow nuclear weapons in outer space. Another possibility to avoid the destruction of civilization would require the international community to choose an area on the globe where an asteroid might be 'aimed.' Who would decide which nations get placed in the asteroid's crosshairs?"

391 comments

  1. Simpsons did it... by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's your least favorite country: Italy or France?

    1. Re:Simpsons did it... by nmg196 · · Score: 2, Informative

      France.

    2. Re:Simpsons did it... by ZeRu · · Score: 3, Funny

      If I had the power to decide where to aim the asteroid, I would choose Australia. They're formal penal colony, have low density of population, lots of dangerous animal species, and their government wants to censor the Internet. Also, unlike Italy and France, they don't have famous wines and cheeses. I say go for Australia, asteroid!

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    3. Re:Simpsons did it... by Armakuni · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh. No one ever says Italy.

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    4. Re:Simpsons did it... by baronvoncarson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As an Australian I resent that comment. I suggest America, no one likes them anymore anyway.

    5. Re:Simpsons did it... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
      Shhhhh, just leave them to it.

      As long as the Americans are in charge, there's an 80% chance the asteroid'll land smack in the middle of Vienna.

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    6. Re:Simpsons did it... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1, Troll

      Don't worry, the Americans will be too busy running around being neurotic or praying to a nonexistent god to actually do anything, so we're probably safe.

    7. Re:Simpsons did it... by bigtomrodney · · Score: 1

      Also, unlike Italy and France, they don't have famous wines

      Well there's Wolf Blass and Jacob's Creek for starters.

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    8. Re:Simpsons did it... by Vorghagen · · Score: 1

      Actually we have some damn good wine. But I can't argue with your other points. To be honest it seems reasonable to aim it at the centre of Australia, incredibly sparse population, not-exactly-habitable environment, no major ecosystems. But in exchange for letting the world crash the asteroid here we get ownership of any precious metals that may be included AND exclusive scientific access. Fair?

    9. Re:Simpsons did it... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      OK, let me try to avoid that scenario: NO KANGAROOS IN AUSTRIA

    10. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, we live off being not taken seriously.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_of_World_War_II_in_Europe

      search here for italy status at the end of wwII. it's almost as we were so irrelevant that we were included in the western allies at the end of the war - without the collaborationist name that the french took afterward.

    11. Re:Simpsons did it... by Nathrael · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Too bad that the Americans would be the only ones capable of saving your sorry ass should we actually be threatened by an asteroid en route to Earth.

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    12. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Australians know more about good winemaking than the French. Hell, we're being hired over there to teach them!

    13. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? The pacific is not big enough?

    14. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah right
      The size and speed of the average asteroid says phooey to your tiny rockets and puny warheads.
      If you think it's possible to play with something that big and fast then I have some scap iron in Paris for sale.

      If it's going to hit earth there's nothing we can do except hide
      It always amazes me that people waste their time with such pointless activities as figuring out what to do test ban treaties......
      The worst part is someone is paying them to produce such garbage

    15. Re:Simpsons did it... by arethuza · · Score: 1

      Don't you dare aim an asteroid at the location of my favourite skiing areas!

    16. Re:Simpsons did it... by selven · · Score: 1

      As a Frenchman, I protest! I'll never let that happen to my... ok I give up.

    17. Re:Simpsons did it... by arethuza · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would bet on the Russians - they have an excellent track record of just "getting things done" in their space program and experience in building really really big H bombs.

    18. Re:Simpsons did it... by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its all about timing. You aren't going to blow up an asteroid of any size worth worrying about. But due to there being no friction in space, we could adjust its trajectory by providing a force on it. Basically just build giant engines on it and burn them for long enough it would be pushed out of the way. The trick is to find the asteroid that would hit earth in time- the earlier you set this up, the longer your force has to work.

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    19. Re:Simpsons did it... by jamesh · · Score: 1

      praying to a nonexistent god

      A great dilemma for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. With His Noodly Appendage he could gently push the asteroid aside and save the believers, but he would also be saving the non-believers, reinforcing their belief in their phony-balony god.

    20. Re:Simpsons did it... by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      That would be aiming it at America.

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    21. Re:Simpsons did it... by MountainMan101 · · Score: 0, Troll

      America! It's new, and contains nothing of use. Wipe it out. Then we'll send all the religious nuts from Europe (again) to populate it (again).

    22. Re:Simpsons did it... by MountainMan101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Makes me think "What's the most famous w(h)ine from Australia"...

      "It's too f**king hot mate".

    23. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we're always hearing from the Americans about how their country is so big and has all that open space.

      Perfect asteroid parking place.

    24. Re:Simpsons did it... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      While that might work, given how every government on this planet can' plan for more than 5 years out that seems unlikely. Given how most people can't plan more than five minuets out that seems unlikely. More than likely any plan would be thrown together in the last few months while we cursed that we didn't do anything sooner.

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    25. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that Australia was vying to be the next new State of the USA.

    26. Re:Simpsons did it... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the country that didn't have the foresight and planning to have a new vehicle ready for the moment the space shuttle retires. So now we Americans will rely on the Russians to ferry our collective backsides to the ISS till we build one based off of stuff we tossed aside for the vehicle we are retiring. We'll save the Earth, look out world!

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    27. Re:Simpsons did it... by PeterBrett · · Score: 1

      Also, unlike Italy and France, they don't have famous wines

      Well there's Wolf Blass and Jacob's Creek for starters.

      Unfortunately, in my experience all of the actually decent wines from Australia aren't famous. Jacob's Creek is overpriced piss, in my not-very-humble opinion. There are some really amazing Shiraz vineyards in Australia, for example, but you have to hunt them down.

    28. Re:Simpsons did it... by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      I do say Italy.

      Then again, I live in France.

    29. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I also bet the Russians have a much better chance. Coming from a European. When was the last time the US got something done?

    30. Re:Simpsons did it... by Golddess · · Score: 4, Informative

      I may be a new Pastafanarian, but I thought FSM was cool with people not believing in It? Per the first of the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts:

      I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

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    31. Re:Simpsons did it... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      WTF? We have some of the best wine growing areas on the planet.

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    32. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have famous wines.

    33. Re:Simpsons did it... by daem0n1x · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem will be the Asteroid Denier Coalition. Based on scientific evidence found on the books of Michael Crichton, they will defend the alternative theory of the non-existence of asteroids and claim the scientists are only pushing their own evil, obscure agenda.

      This movement will be lead by James L. Bunk, an accountancy clerk who didn't finish high school but is an absolute authority in physics, astronomy, medicine and bonsai gardening, so much that he knows better than all the so-called "scientists" that study those issues for decades.

      Dr. Bunk started his career successfully denying Darwin's evolution and in 2015 he will convince President Palin to approve mandatory teaching of Creationism in public schools, starting from the first grade, unlike English, History and Math that will be taught only in college. More recently he campaigned against vaccines and he will be successful in making the President ban all vaccines in 2013, because vaccines don't protect against disease but cause autism, alzheimer, cancer, AIDS, tuberculosis, ass pimples, hairy hands, masturbation, abortion and homosexuality and, worst of all, evolutionism. Everybody knows the scientists are only pushing that evolution, vaccines and global warming crap because of their evil, hidden agendas.

    34. Re:Simpsons did it... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

      Wait, you ACTUALLY believe your post?

    35. Re:Simpsons did it... by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, do you want all religious nuts be killed or just American religious nuts? How religious does one have to be to qualify for death? Should all religious people be killed or just a certain group like Christian, Jews, or Muslims?

    36. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia doesn't have enough farmland for the remaining population and is relatively isolated. North America has a *lot* of space. You'd have to decide if you want 1800 and froze to death or a massive tsunami that would take out most coastal cities. There is no good choice except perhaps Antarctica. 4000 meters of ice should be a good thing to hit and you're not going to find a lower population density. Hitting the Sahara would kick up far too much dust.

    37. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Antartica?

      Who modded this Insightful? More like Inciteful.

    38. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong. some of your wines are famous. it's a subtle but important difference. italian wines are famous. french wines are famous (but more are their champagnes).

      http://www.winespectator.com/contentimage/wso/pdf/Top100list2009.pdf

    39. Re:Simpsons did it... by umghhh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we should welcome our meteorite overlords and appreciate the fact that if the object is big enough its impact will remove the need to care about greenhouse gases, melting ice caps etc. - always look at the bright side of life!

    40. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why not the Sahara?
      Wouldn't you want to see an awesome glass structure formed from the immense energy?

      Also, sand would probably take a larger amount of the energy away from the impact as well.

    41. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      AIM IT AT WALL STREET!!!

    42. Re:Simpsons did it... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      You seem to be forgetting that any asteroid on a collision course with us isn't going to be moving in a simple straight line with no movement along other axes. It'll be rotating about like a spinning top, meaning that any engine we fasten to its surface will have to first be aligned along that axis of rotation.

      It would be easier, though less precise, to detonate a few missiles nearby it to nudge it onto a different path.

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    43. Re:Simpsons did it... by Nephroth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As an American, I'm sorry. We're not all idiots, and I promise you that those of us with at least a modicum of intelligence feel just as alienated and bewildered by the insanity that has apparently overtaken our country.

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    44. Re:Simpsons did it... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      A simple GIS for "hot Australian chicks" will quickly dispel the notion that there is nothing of value in Australia. Though I suppose we could move all of the hot Aussie babes out first. I'm sure I could make room for a few in my house. Out of charity, of course.

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    45. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a US citizen, I am prepared to make a sacrifice for my country and humanity...let it hit Alaska!

    46. Re:Simpsons did it... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

      We're gonna aim the asteroid at "that really dirty country that no one likes... you know the one I mean."

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    47. Re:Simpsons did it... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Aim it at the US, we wouldn't miss our country anyways :D

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    48. Re:Simpsons did it... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Huh Wha? What is that sign about? I happen to think you all ride kangaroos to work.

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    49. Re:Simpsons did it... by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heh. No one ever says Italy.

      That's because they have good food, good wine (better than France I would say), hot women and a great culture. I've been all over Europe and Italy is the only country that I would seriously consider leaving the US to live in. Yeah, their Government has all the stability of Windows ME and your typical 12 year old boy has a 52% of serving as Prime Minister at some point in his life, but still....... ;)

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    50. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How religious does one have to be to qualify for death?

      There is a fundamental difference between religious and religious nut.

    51. Re:Simpsons did it... by khallow · · Score: 2, Funny

      The trick is to find the asteroid that would hit earth in time

      I doubt this is a problem. I'm sure we can deflect some asteroids so they'll hit Earth. That neatly deals with your problem here. Then we can deflect them back to their original trajectory and save the world!

    52. Re:Simpsons did it... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Unless those detonations fracture the one big asteroid into a few medium sized ones. (And no, this isn't an Asteroids video game joke.) I'd suggest reading Death From the Skies by Phil Plait for some in-depth scientific (yet entertaining) descriptions of how an asteroid strike might happen and what we might do to prevent it. (As a bonus, you get Earthly destruction from black holes, massive solar flares and more.)

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    53. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, working as a greeter at Wal-Mart until you turn 150 is a great retirement plan!

    54. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could mark this as funny, but the sad thing is that it not only is plausible, I almost expect to see it within my lifetime.

      Idiocracy - Damn, we're fucked.

      Soon time to stock up on Football armor, baseball bats, and leather jackets for the coming Road Warrior apocalypse.

    55. Re:Simpsons did it... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 0, Troll

      Let me guess, you are an US american? :-)

    56. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aim Canada.

    57. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha! That joke never gets old. Just ignore the millions of French soldiers who died in WWI, conquered most of Europe under Napoleon, fought in the Free French units in WWII, helped win America's independance in the revolution, etc.

      Funny how no one points at Poland, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium, Yugoslavia, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Greece, and Luxembourg.

    58. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, if an asteroid is big enough where it couldn't be completely deflected, Italy, France and most of Europe would buy the farm. And seriously, the earth is an ~8000 mile wide target, who believes the geo-political & scientific forces could muster enough intelligence & power combined with sufficient advanced notice to nudge any object moving at 50,000+ mph a few hundred miles in any direction with ANY sense of accuracy? Anybody who believes this has been watching too many sci-fi movies, or sniffing too much glue.

      It's stunning to read these stories; the arrogance of humans to think that any thing could be done to "deflect" an asteroid. How many of these things do we hear about after they whizzed by us and all the scientists are scratching their heads for a couple days trying to figure out where it came from?

      People need to get over the notion of saving the earth from an asteroid. If it's big enough to be detected, it's probably too big to deflected without years of advanced notice. It's the smaller ones that are difficult to detect that will wipe out country-sized areas without any notice. And the slightly bigger ones would most likely have such a significant impact on our climate that even though humans would survive, life as we know it would end.

      The real concern here should be anybody's serious consideration of openly placing nuclear arms in earth's orbit. I'm not anti-nuclear per-se, just saying that given the potential of some religious fundamentalist group, the very tools meant to save civilization could potentially be turned around to wipe out earth before anybody even had time to blink.

    59. Re:Simpsons did it... by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      The Internet comes to mind.

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    60. Re:Simpsons did it... by servies · · Score: 1

      Would it be possible to wipe them both of the face of the earth?

    61. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends, can we get a direct hit on Berlusconi?

    62. Re:Simpsons did it... by thelonious · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't you be putting another shrimp on the barbie or some other person?

    63. Re:Simpsons did it... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Why build when you can just harpoon the asteroid with a rocket, then fire its engines? Assuming of course the material is not too densely packed.

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    64. Re:Simpsons did it... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      As an Australian I resent that comment. I suggest America, no one likes them anymore anyway.

      Is New Zealand a little close for comfort then?

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    65. Re:Simpsons did it... by NtroP · · Score: 1

      As a US citizen, I am prepared to make a sacrifice for my country and humanity...let it hit Alaska!

      Ahem! Some of us like it up here in Alaska. Of course, if there's a decent chance that it would warm things up a bit, I think we can deal. We're a tough bunch, after all.

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    66. Re:Simpsons did it... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Makes me think "What's the most famous w(h)ine from Australia"...

      "It's too f**king hot mate".

      "My girlfriend's gone right off sex, it's bloody lambing season again."

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    67. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Africa- a lot is desert, and it's just (over-) filled with useless people anyway. A nice deep crater in the middle of the Sahara might let in ocean water, drastically changing the climate inthe center of the continent.

    68. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not the Sahara?
      Wouldn't you want to see an awesome glass structure formed from the immense energy?

      We will be building the future of our energy production capacity in Sahara in the form of giant solar farms. Those will be awesome glass structures forming an immense energy, you insensitive clod!
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    69. Re:Simpsons did it... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You all wonder why people don't listen to you when you attack various people (Palin) or groups of people (Creationists) viciously, tactlessly, and without any kind of respect.

      Actually, I don't wonder anything of the sort. Sarah Palin and the Creationists (hey, that sounds like the name of a band) are so self-evidently ridiculous, nothing I say can make them look any more stupid than they already are.

    70. Re:Simpsons did it... by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      No need to be so cynical. You can deflect a smaller, Apophis-sized asteroid for around $300M with 15-20 years of warning. A planet killer could probably be handled with a couple of billion. In the scheme of space programs' budgets, this is a large but not unreasonable budget, and is exactly what they exist to do. Governments have sent missions to completely non-threatening asteroids for study already, so doing it with a save-the-Earth mission attached is a no-brainer (and the ability to alter trajectory via gravity tractor adds minimal complexity and weight above a pure exploration mission).

      The harder part is finding and tracking the objects so that you have enough warning -- this is not nearly as sexy, but even then the US congress has already directed NASA to do so and provided at least some funding to support it. It helps that its cheaper. Though I can't say for sure I'd assume that other countries have similar programs.

    71. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's an 80% chance the asteroid'll land smack in the middle of Vienna.

      Yeah, that's what GP said. Australia!

    72. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robot Chicken did it...
      http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/drop-a-nuke-down-this-hole.html

    73. Re:Simpsons did it... by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      If you've got enough time, the gravity tractor provides an easier method as well. Since you're not landing you don't have to worry about the rotation (or the complex control systems required to land), and its just as efficient as far as propellant is concerned -- though it does prevent using the asteroid material as propellant.

      Obviously, the main problem is that you're limited in the amount of force you can apply by the mass and standoff distance -- for small asteroids with plenty of warning its a no-brainer, for big asteroids the margins are tighter, but it can still be viable.

    74. Re:Simpsons did it... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, I am NOT Australian, man... AUSTRIA != AUSTRALIA, therefore no kangaroos here. And no shrimp bbq neither, unfortunately. Usually, we put up with grilling sausages and... stuff.

      Now, for that guy calling me Troll - you see _now_ what I was talking about?

    75. Re:Simpsons did it... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I see now, I totally fell for that. I actually parsed the Austria as Australia.

      Yes I am American, but I was saying it entirely tongue in cheek.

      Also, I am really surprised you were modded troll, but it happens.

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    76. Re:Simpsons did it... by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      I concur. Australia is such a nice place with good friendly people
      May I suggest aiming a nice region killer at the DC area, or perhaps So. Calif (thinking RIAA & MPAA as the qualifying scourge for the selection)
      DC as a option is obvious

      Lets make a poll of this: the US or the middle east.
      The global community would be better of without either

      Sorry folks, this post may seem like flamebait, but tough decisions are never easy or popular
      The choice is yours, it's one or the other

      Discuss ..

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    77. Re:Simpsons did it... by rlp · · Score: 1


      As an American, I'm sorry. We're not all idiots, and I promise you that those of us with at least a modicum of intelligence feel just as alienated and bewildered by the insanity that has apparently overtaken our country.

      But don't worry we'll fix it in the next election. Or the one after that. Or the one after ...

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    78. Re:Simpsons did it... by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly
      The upside of Earth vs. near planet killer is new cheap land free for the taking after the last occupant was vaporized

      Every bad situation has an equal and opposite benefit

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    79. Re:Simpsons did it... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      As an Australian I resent that comment. I suggest America, no one likes them anymore anyway.

      I suggest Texas. That way we will have almost unanimous American support as well!

    80. Re:Simpsons did it... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      I wasn't sure whether you were joking or not, but it was fun anyway. :-)

      BTW, it's one thing to parse it wrong on /., as you did, but an entirely different thing to actually COME to Austria, as a tourist, and then - with no joking - ask where all the kangaroos happen to be. I always thought such tourist would belong to a kind of an urban legend until I got a summer job as a front desk manager in a small hotel in Vienna. Boy, were I in for a surprise!!! :-)

      Have a nice day mate, and no hard feelings. I like you US guys, especially since you installed your new president (actually, since you removed the old one, ok).

    81. Re:Simpsons did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello Mr.President

    82. Re:Simpsons did it... by lasinge · · Score: 1

      "Funny how no one points at Poland, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium, Yugoslavia, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Greece, and Luxembourg."

      That's because they're not French.

      (All in fun of course my wife is French. And yes there is nothing more fun than taking the piss out of em as the Brits say, they get so damn defensive... )

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    83. Re:Simpsons did it... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine who lives in Australia STILL gives me grief for not buying her a "Welcome to Austria" shirt I saw in Innsbruck, proudly displaying a large kangaroo.

    84. Re:Simpsons did it... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Historically, five year plans have ALWAYS been very successful. Just ask Stalin.

    85. Re:Simpsons did it... by obdulio1950 · · Score: 1

      Buenos Aires. Get rid of those fucking porteños.

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    86. Re:Simpsons did it... by Chris+Gunn · · Score: 0

      no famous wines!? Penfolds Grange Shiraz is very famous, and is.. one of the most expensive new wines you can buy.

    87. Re:Simpsons did it... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the Yanks are the only ones who are actually working on the problem, don't you? I mean, I know you're intentionally trolling, but could you at least put some effort into it?

    88. Re:Simpsons did it... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Yes, the country that didn't have the foresight and planning to have a new vehicle ready for the moment the space shuttle retires.

      I think you misspelled "public interest and budget".

    89. Re:Simpsons did it... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

      Your mother wears army boots!

    90. Re:Simpsons did it... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Barack? I didn't know you had a slashdot account!

    91. Re:Simpsons did it... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the Yanks are the only ones who are actually working on the problem, don't you? I mean, I know you're intentionally trolling...

      Oh, dear. Slashdot for the humour-impaired. I will happily concede that my post was intentionally flamebaity, and was moderated appropriately as such. But wilfully interpreting what was self-evidently a joke (by way of response to another joke) as a troll post suggests that you take yourself way too seriously.

    92. Re:Simpsons did it... by johntkucz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'd aim the asteroid at america as well; it's a hollow, sham of a country. Only, of course, after I am safely on aussie territory xD.

    93. Re:Simpsons did it... by johntkucz · · Score: 1

      Bollocks, one insightful well-spoken yank can't nullify how absurd, obtuse, obese, and flat-out stupid most of the country of america is and its detrimental impact on the world.

    94. Re:Simpsons did it... by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      ICBM address: 51.04 N, 4.92 E. Bring it.

    95. Re:Simpsons did it... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Well, you did get modded "troll", so evidently I wasn't the only one who missed your "self-evident joke". I'm sure it would have been much funnier if delivered in person.

  2. Sir! by gzipped_tar · · Score: 2, Funny

    We have a probability-to-miss-an-asteroid-hit gap here...

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  3. Not ready? No, and never will be. by GrahamCox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the constant arguing and bickering about what to do about global warming is anything to go by, they never will be ready.

    As a teen I read lots of sci-fi, but then I grew up. One of the recurrent themes was the Earth was doomed for some reason so we'd all have to build a fleet of ships and go off and colonise another world. Even as a 13-year-old I was highly skeptical of those stories, not because of the technology or the distances or any of the practical difficulties, but because I knew that politics would never function to the point where a decision could have been reached, let alone acted upon.

    If global warming is truly in need of a rapid, urgent and above all united effort to combat (and whether it is or not is your first argument, right there), then quite honestly, we're doomed. Perhaps one reason we've never detected an advanced civilisation out there is because they all go through this stage, or fail to.

    1. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The comparison is faulty.

      An asteroid on a collision course for Earth would be a pretty obvious threat. Climate change is:
      a) Not necessarily a threat (it might be a benefit for your area!)
      b) Not a near enough threat anyways (it's a problem that will eventuate in another generation, hardly a 10 year problem)
      c) Something that while a PITA to live through, is survivable.

      A large enough asteroid strike that would truly be a global disaster, instead of just one that kills a couple of million people would get a reaction rather quickly. There are enough countries that could do it on their _own_ (China, Europe, India, Japan, Pakistan, Iran, USSR, USA) that international agreement would simply _not_ be needed.

      Finally, space travel is becoming cheap enough that it is starting to get into the realm of individuals. Hell, we've got billionaires with access to space.

      I am not worried about an asteroid.

    2. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so glad you included the USSR on your list of current countries.

    3. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by sznupi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Asteroid is:
      a) Not necessarily a threat (it might be a benefit for your area! When "enemies" will get hit the worst)
      b) Not a near enough threat anyways (it's a problem that will eventuate in another generation, hardly a 10 year problem; the window between detection and action (when it's possible) will be huge...and anyways, it's a semi-constant occurrence on Earth, we'll be fine (when it comes to impactors we have a hope of deflecting at all))
      c) Something that while a PITA to live through, is survivable. Impacts are happening all the time. We hardly even noticed Tunguska.

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    4. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by dcollins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "An asteroid on a collision course for Earth would be a pretty obvious threat. Climate change is:
      a) Not necessarily a threat (it might be a benefit for your area!)
      b) Not a near enough threat anyways (it's a problem that will eventuate in another generation, hardly a 10 year problem)
      c) Something that while a PITA to live through, is survivable."

      I completely agree with the grandparent. The current climate change summit is an excellent case study of what response to a global threat looks like.

      I'm sure if some scientists actually announced an asteroid targeting Earth in 10-30 years, arguments a, b, c would be absolutely forwarded by lots of entrenched interests regarding said asteroid. There would also be widespread anti-scientific propaganda bandied about. I could imagine pre-emptive military actions to prevent foreign powers from interacting with it in ways we don't trust.

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    5. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a teen I read lots of sci-fi, but then I grew up.

      Thanks for clarifying that you are able to age. I was wondering whether or not to rule out this syndrome.

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    6. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by shentino · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem with global warming is that everyone has something to gain by cheating on any agreement that might be made.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragedy_of_the_commons

    7. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by your_neighbor · · Score: 1

      This happens because there is a conflict of interests. If everybody life is in danger by an external cause, everybody will be frightened equally. When a true danger exists, and it is of everybody -real- interest, a very good coordination, something to be remembered for centuries, will exist.

    8. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that and Europe :p

    9. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by craagz · · Score: 1

      Well worry not about the political bickering. The US President will order the nuclear strike saving the entire world and its population.

      "Thank you, Mr. President!"

    10. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be a fool to think that climate change would be a benefit for your area, for certain anyhow.

      Once we run out of living space for all of us, there will be war.

    11. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by bronney · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If an asteroid were to hit Afganistan in 3 years time and there's no deflection method for the size or speed, are you willing to take in the refugees. Are any country willing to, and how many. This decision easily takes 3 years with our current state of mind.

    12. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Tx · · Score: 1

      When the crunch comes, and the number of available options has shrunk down to very few, then we collectively are quite good at making difficult decisions and doing what needs to be done. Look at the process of various allied countries coming together to fight the Nazis in WWII for example. Many did not want to, but eventually when the choice became a) fight the Nazis or b) let Hitler become a major world player, they came on board and threw everything they had into the effort.

      The trouble with global warming is that it may not come down to such an obvious crunch, or if it does it may be too late to deal with the problem. And the solutions also aren't that clear in terms of degree. Should we go for an extra half degree temperature rise limit, at great expense, or is a 2 degree limit enough? What share of the burden should be borne by developing versus developed economies. There aren't simple, clear-cut answers to these things, so it is perfectly understandable that there's going to be a lot of wrangling.

      However if a large asteroid was on the way and about to wipe our species off the face of the earth, that is pretty damn clear-cut. It's also the kind of situation where not everyone has to agree - for example NATO and Russia say could decide to act unilaterally, unlike global warming, where consensus really is needed. The countries with the greatest capability to protect themselves aren't going to sit around waiting for e.g. the UN to reach a decision if it is severely threatening their very existence, and time is of the essence. I have a lot of faith that that is exactly the kind of situation where we would be able to come together and act decisively.

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    13. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Bragador · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I knew that politics would never function to the point where a decision could have been reached, let alone acted upon

      Unless each country tries to save itself without trying to save the rest of the world. Then you'd have canadian spaceships, united statian spaceships, chinese spaceships, etc.

      The different countries could target different places to land too you know?

      I believe that such a scenario would be quite realistic.

    14. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by dtml-try+MyNick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the window between detection and action (when it's possible) will be huge

      Erm, no.. It doesn't have to be.

      There are still loads of asteroids which are unknown to us and possibly with earth in their trajectory.

      A few months ago we also had a "near" miss of a asteroid that came out of the blue (black?). And we only knew a few days in advance.

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    15. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't compare an asteroid collision to global warming. That's like comparing a forest under threat of suddenly disappearing to a forest slowly dying away, it just doesn't equate. If an asteroid is on a collision course for Earth I would be willing to bet that some major world power is going to do something about it regardless of any international laws or treaties that exist. Seriously what's the point of following the rules if there won't be anyone left to follow them...

      The main problem would be if everyone tried to do something about it at the same time. The effort would need to be coordinated to some extent because the results of that could ruin all of the efforts before that.

    16. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Impacts are happening all the time. We hardly even noticed Tunguska.

      Even an American might notice a fucking great asteroid bouncing off his head. :-P

    17. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      That's why I wrote "(when it's possible)" there. We can't do anything about impactors that sneak up on us, so they are somehow beyond the scope of this discussion...

      And anyway, my previous post was mostly tongue-in-cheek in response to unsubstantiated, IMHO, claims of parent poster. Even directly paraphrasing them, without touching all subtleties of course.

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    18. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Nutria · · Score: 1

      The current climate change summit is an excellent case study of what response to a global threat looks like.

      Yes, but not for the reasons you elucidate. I think the most likely non-hysterical reactions will be:

      1. there's nothing our technology can do about it, or
      2. we can do something about it, but it would take way too long to design, build, launch, fly there, alter it's course, or
      3. lots of creatures survived the K-T mass extinction, so maybe the Chicxulub Impact didn't actually cause the mass extinction (after all, how could even small burrowing mammals survive an extended global firestorm?), so maybe this impact won't cause a mass extinction either.
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    19. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The logic your points on global warming are based on could just as easily be applied to the asteroid.

      a.) The asteroid might not be a threat. It might even save you from getting sunburned for a few years! Hell, asteroids are probably an invention of the asteroid science conspiracy who is just out to scare us. I have emails to prove it! Have *you* ever seen an asteroid? I haven't. The number of asteroids killing us has not increased substantially over the past hundred years, and may even have gone down!
      b.) An asteroid is not going to hit in this generation (or more specifically our current politicians' terms of office), so the motivation to spend vast amounts will never exist until it is to late.
      c.) It might be pretty cold after the impact, but that's not worse than the heat. And people in the immeditate area are killed or displaced by floods from rising sea levels just as easily as by impact.

    20. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This happens because there is a conflict of interests. If everybody life is in danger by an external cause, everybody will be frightened equally. When a true danger exists, and it is of everybody -real- interest, a very good coordination, something to be remembered for centuries, will exist.

      Except that it doesn't threaten everybody equally. For example, if the asteroid will hit Earth in two decades, a sixty-year old politician will be far less threatened than a twenty-something. And even discounting that, there's still plenty of incentives to defect, to use less of my resources and count on the rest of you to pick up the slack. Everyone will do this, and as the result, the effort will fail.

      And this is all assuming that there even is a coordinated effort. Remember, there are people with ideological opposition to central coordination (government). Now look at the number of conspiracy theories that abound around global warming, despite it being pretty bloody obvious at this point that the weather is out of whack. Do you really think that these people would go ahead with the deflection effort, and the economic sacrifices that requires? No, they'd accuse astronomers of falsifying data, right up until the fiery mountain fell.

      No, if we as a species ever come across a crisis that requires us all to co-operate to survive, we're as good as dead.

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    21. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by MadKeithV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Once we run out of living space for all of us, there will be war.

      The cynic in my is thinking that's EXACTLY what some of the feet-draggers are hoping for.

    22. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The shit has to hit the fan before the truly admirable traits of human kind are expressed. We never preempt well.

    23. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      it's a problem that will eventuate in another generation, hardly a 10 year problem;

      Generations are generally averaged out to be approximately 25 years - that's still within the lifetime of a lot of people and not that much different to 10 years in the grand scheme of things!

    24. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by agrif · · Score: 1

      For sci-fi that is not immediately discreditable, read Alastair Reynolds.

      In his book Chasm City, he relates (among other things) the story of humanity's first and last generational fleet. The story behind it's launch, the difficulties it faced (which made it the last generational fleet), and the centuries-long war that engulfed the resulting colony all provide for a really compelling story that is also wholly believable. It was hard to launch, hard to fly, failed to make a peaceful colony, so we never tried again. Regardless, something better came along...

      I try to get anyone I meet that likes sci-fi to read some Reynolds. Hi! How are you? I think you should read Revelation Space...

    25. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like the story about the frogs? throw a frog in boiling water? it jumps out. throw a frog in cold water and slowly boil it? boiled frog.

    26. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by jamesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, if we as a species ever come across a crisis that requires us all to co-operate to survive, we're as good as dead.

      Yes. If you watch what's going on in Copenhagen right now, it's a pretty good example of how an asteroid impact event will be handled, only more so.

    27. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by hughperkins · · Score: 1

      that could make quite a good book!

    28. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by prefect42 · · Score: 1

      Yep, but the point is, action wouldn't have been possible, given current technology.

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    29. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll check it out - it does sound like an interesting read and gets away from what I see as the main flaw with the sci-fi I've read - too much focus on technology (possibly alien) and not enough on real humanity (for my taste, even though I'm keen on technology myself).

    30. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      For the first, dcollins is quoting that, not affirming that. Second, places exist (central Sahara, McMurdo in Antarctica) that can only get better in practical terms for humans.
      Third, the argument isn't really that things will get better for some, but that some people will be stupid enough to believe it.

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    31. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by chainz · · Score: 1

      politics would never function to the point where a decision could have been reached, let alone acted upon.

      I agree with you on global warming, but that is because it requires a concerted effort from everyone, or the majority of people on the planet, to have an effect. However, the recolonising example you gave could feasibly be achieved privately, by a small (in terms of the earth) group of people. It would not need governments or nations to agree on a strategy or approach. A group with sufficient wealth and knowledge could just go ahead and do it themselves.

    32. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by daveime · · Score: 1

      Yes, and probably follow it up with some supercilious comment like "In mah state, we have hailstones bigger than that".

    33. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a) Not necessarily a threat (it might be a benefit for your area! When "enemies" will get hit the worst)
      Then it is not an asteroid but a meteor(it) or a small comet.


      b) Not a near enough threat anyways (it's a problem that will eventuate in another generation, hardly a 10 year problem; the window between detection and action (when it's possible) will be huge...and anyways, it's a semi-constant occurrence on Earth, we'll be fine (when it comes to impactors we have a hope of deflecting at all))

      The current window between detection and near fly by is about 10 days, very often very much less. When asteroid is coming directly from the sun we usually notice it when the rock already has passed us.
      Deflecting an asteroid is currently beyond our technology anyway.


      c) Something that while a PITA to live through, is survivable. Impacts are happening all the time. We hardly even noticed Tunguska.

      Those who where there did not survive it, or do you guess so? What exactly is your point? We don't need to care about small stuff hitting earth as it only can wipe out a small part of a great nation (like New York, New Jersey) or a small irrelevant country like Rumenia or Vatican?

      Being prepared is a good thing, having some tech to counter bad stuff is also a good thing, not even wanting to think about it, like you seem to do, is a bad thing imho.

      angel'o'sphere

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    34. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the last time: Europe isn't a country!

    35. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by k33l0r · · Score: 2, Informative

      Exactly, it's estimated that there are up to a billion asteroids in our solar system, of which an estimated 100 million are larger than 10 metres across and likely to cross Earth's orbit at some point.

      It's also worthy to note that even a small asteroid (i.e. about the size of a house) is enough to destroy a city, and a larger one could wreak havoc globally, regardless of where it lands.

      Also, to quote Bill Bryson, "the number of people who in the world who are actively searching for asteroids is fewer than the staff of a typical McDonalds. (It is somewhat higher now. But not much)."

      And we couldn't do anything about it even if we detected an asteroid that was going to hit earth, as we don't have any rockets that could reach it in time. The Saturn V rockets were retired in the early '70s, we (as a species) now have no replacement that could even reach the moon.

    36. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "a sixty-year old politician will be far less threatened than a twenty-something"

      I will bet my left testicle you will change your mind about that statement when your my age.

      Now get off my lawn and take your damned asteroid with you.

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    37. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Hitler wasn't a major world player?

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    38. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Then you'd have canadian spaceships, united statian spaceships, chinese spaceships..."

      That would sell tickets to watch the action from orbit.

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    39. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone want their civilization infected with these Flintstone-era wife-beating, head-chopping apes? Let the asteroid land there.

    40. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "For the last time: Europe isn't a country!"

      Yet.

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    41. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      You bring up a good point, if we leave all countries to their own devices, we end up with about 20 ships....all capable of going out there to intercept the asteroid, we could then light it up with gunfire from all ships, or just send the fleet to gently push (all at once) the meteor somewhat off course...I mean it is not that impossible, I have seen the effects of a small satellite propeller engine on a huge *ss satellite, so something like proportional claims that we could do this sounds plausible.

    42. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by khallow · · Score: 1

      If global warming is truly in need of a rapid, urgent and above all united effort to combat (and whether it is or not is your first argument, right there), then quite honestly, we're doomed. Perhaps one reason we've never detected an advanced civilisation out there is because they all go through this stage, or fail to.

      And if global warming isn't in need of a rapid, urgent, and united effort, then we're on track. Let me add that no one has shown evidence that global warming should be treated urgently. In my view, since there are a lot of similar threats that also aren't urgent, we are treating the threat of global warming as it should be treated. Similar threats? Yes, things like the ozone hole, asteroid collisions, supervolcanoes, nuclear war, etc. The point is that when it's not urgent and you don't know much about the threat, then focus on getting more information first.

    43. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by khallow · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Now look at the number of conspiracy theories that abound around global warming, despite it being pretty bloody obvious at this point that the weather is out of whack.

      No, it's not obviously "out of whack". There's always odd weather about. A key part of the problem is an unfounded certainty in the existence and urgency of global warming.

    44. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Like the story about the frogs? throw a frog in boiling water? it jumps out. throw a frog in cold water and slowly boil it? boiled frog.

      Actually, if you throw a frog in boiling water it will get burned. If you throw a frog in cold water and heat it it will jump out when the water gets too hot.

      Science. It works, bitches.

    45. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by aicrules · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And this is all assuming that there even is a coordinated effort. Remember, there are people with ideological opposition to central coordination (government). Now look at the number of conspiracy theories that abound around global warming, despite it being pretty bloody obvious at this point that the weather is out of whack. Do you really think that these people would go ahead with the deflection effort, and the economic sacrifices that requires? No, they'd accuse astronomers of falsifying data, right up until the fiery mountain fell.

      And there are people with the ideological opposition to anything human, that we bipedal oxygen breathers are a blight on the earth that is must be stopped.

      It's not bloody obvious to me that the weather is out of whack. Warm summer, cold winter...some summers are warmer, some winters are colder. How is this out of whack? There's a big difference between a science that is hotly debated because there's no actual proof (only evidence that can point many directions) and there being an actual asteroid on a collision course for earth. If the evidence of the asteroid wasn't based on observation of an asteroid but assumptions drawn from a small timeframe of data that suggests an asteroid is likely on a collision course with earth, then you'd have people hotly debating it like global warming.

      The problem is there are scientists and worse, politicians asking us to have FAITH in them that what they're saying is true. No offense to them, but faith is not something I put in either of those people. Politicians don't deserve it and scientists shouldn't need it. Maybe if meteorologists could predict the LOCAL weather more than 30 minutes in advance without blowing it 75% of the time then we might lend more credence to people who presume to predict global climate decades in advance. MIGHT...not saying that they would, or even should. Global warming is not prove to be either a human generated phenomenon NOR a phenomenon that human-kind can have any impact on.

    46. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the US ship would kill all the others in "friendly fire" accidents.

    47. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Preparation and planning are required. Otherwise some bright idiot will manage to turn an asteroid into a radioactive dust cloud, then on it's next orbit or even it's current one it will settle upon the whole earth's surface. Prevent one serious calamity only to turn it into a far worse event. Whilst it wont have the same 'impact' it would certainly mutate life especially, the microscopic variety well beyond the ability of more complex forms to adapt to the altered biosphere.

      Not to worry, given a couple of hundred thousand years, the radioactivity will settle down enough to allow life to evolve under more stable conditions once again, baring any future impacts of course.

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    48. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 1

      That's the problem with everything. There's always a few who will take a short term gain even knowing that, in the long run, everyone -- including themselves -- will be fucked. http://www.garretthardinsociety.org/articles/art_tragedy_of_the_commons.html

    49. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by stabiesoft · · Score: 1

      Agreed, we are screwed. I've argued before with people that asteroid deflection is something NASA should be working on. Sending more people to the moon or mars or ? is a waste of resources with current technology. We are not even close to being able to do this with any likelyhood of colonizing. The earth has been hit by asteroids in the past and it will happen again in the future before the sun goes tits up.

    50. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny

      throw a frog in boiling water? it jumps out

      Not if you put a heavy lid on the saucepan.

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    51. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you're open minded about it...

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    52. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by clem · · Score: 1

      An asteroid on a collision course for Earth would be a pretty obvious threat.

      Not necessarily so. A preventable collision requires an object far enough from the Earth so that it wouldn't be visible to the naked eye. It's not like we're going to see a second moon-sized object until it's too late.

      Of course, the object would be visible by telescope and it's trajectory could be plotted. So a small subset of people could see it.

      But that raises an important question -- do we trust the people telling us the world is going to end?

      Consider:
      * This "Near Earth Object" might not even exist.
      * Or, say it does exist, the likelihood of it striking the Earth is infinitesimal.
      * I've read on a blog that it's really just the size of a grapefruit, so there's really no consensus on the so-called danger. It's really much closer and smaller and most professional astronomers can't discern the difference between small and far away.
      * Are we really trusting these "scientists" to handle facts, figures, and calculations? It's like a religion, I tell you, where we're being force-fed their point of view.
      * Astronomers are just creating a panic to ensure they have more funding. Most observatories are run by universities and that's how academia works.
      * This whole project to "save the Earth" is just another political boondoggle to take money out of the hands of hardworking taxpayers to prop up an ailing aerospace industry.
      * And even if we are doomed, it's not as if we could do anything in the face of such a impossible task.
      * I'll be dead by the time it hits the Earth anyway...

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    53. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no doubt in my mind though that if each country sent out its own spaceships, a large number of countries would attempt to wipe out all other countries' spaceships in order to make their people to be the only survivors.

      So basically, we either all die on earth, or we all die shortly after leaving the surface of earth.

    54. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world successfully agreed to limit chlorofluorocarbons rather rapidly, so concerted efforts are possible.

    55. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      And there are people with the ideological opposition to anything human, that we bipedal oxygen breathers are a blight on the earth that is must be stopped.

      Ah yes, the lunatic fringe of the environmentalists. I'm uncertain they'd be willing to accept the collateral damage caused by an asteroid big enough to kill us, thought.

      The funny thing is that having us disappear would, at this point, be just as disastrous to the nature than our continued predations of it. Not only do whole ecosystems live off our garbage and in our cities, not to mention all the domesticated species that would be endangered if not outright extinguished, but there's also the little matter of safely disposing of spent nuclear fuel and such.

      It's not bloody obvious to me that the weather is out of whack. Warm summer, cold winter...some summers are warmer, some winters are colder. How is this out of whack?

      Here in Finland, having snow that stays through the winter is the exception rather than rule nowadays. The climate has become noticeably warmer during my lifetime.

      There's a big difference between a science that is hotly debated because there's no actual proof (only evidence that can point many directions) and there being an actual asteroid on a collision course for earth. If the evidence of the asteroid wasn't based on observation of an asteroid but assumptions drawn from a small timeframe of data that suggests an asteroid is likely on a collision course with earth, then you'd have people hotly debating it like global warming.

      This my surprise you, but... you'll never have more than probabilities. Sure, you can observe the asteroid, and calculate its orbit, and since space is big and Earth is small there's always a chance that it won't hit. You won't know for certain until a few weeks before the impact, at which point it's much too late to try deflect an asteroid of significant size.

      The problem is there are scientists and worse, politicians asking us to have FAITH in them that what they're saying is true. No offense to them, but faith is not something I put in either of those people. Politicians don't deserve it and scientists shouldn't need it.

      Scientists need it for the simple reason that it's impossible for anyone to re-execute every experiment and analyze every theory for possible mistakes.

      Maybe if meteorologists could predict the LOCAL weather more than 30 minutes in advance without blowing it 75% of the time then we might lend more credence to people who presume to predict global climate decades in advance.

      Weather is a chaotic system, which means that tiny differences in the original conditions can cause huge differences in the final outcome (the famous "butterfly effect"). Since there's limit to how much detail any given forecast can take into account, there's also a limit on how accurate they can be. On the other hand, global temperature is simply a function of the amount of energy going in and energy going out.

      Since Earth is surrounded by vacuum, the only way energy can enter or leave is through radiation. The majority of energy entering Earth comes from the Sun, most of it in the form of visible light due to Sun's temperature. On the other hand, a far larger proportion of energy leaving Earth is in the form of infrared radiation, due to Earth's lower temperature. Carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas, by which we mean that it absorbs infrared radiation; the more there is it in the atmosphere, the more opaque it becomes to IR. Consequently, it becomes harder for energy to leave Earth, while energy entering Earth is not affected; the result is that Earth heats up, which increases IR radiation to the point where the fraction that gets away once again matches Sun's input.

      The details of how global weather patterns change - which areas get hotter, which colder, which drier, which wetter - are uncertain, but the overall effect is simple thermodynamics.

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    56. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      you'd have canadian spaceships

      I believe that such a scenario would be quite realistic.

      !!

    57. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The different countries could target different places to land too you know?

      There's going to be one planet closer than the others, so every country that can send at least one ship is going to send it to that planet, to improve their survival odds. (longer journey = more danger)

      On any particular planet, some locations will be nicer than others. This will be true of that closest planet. It will also be true of the second-closest planet, which all countries that can send at least two ships will send their second ship to. It will be true of the third closest planet, fourth closest, and so on.

      So basically, there'll be advantage to backstabbing at every single stage of the process. Sabotage on Earth (not necessarily fatal, just enough to make sure your ship gets to the destination well before theirs does), combat during the launch phase, slow combat during the travel phase (drop your refuse in line with where pursuers will be going...), and possibly combat during every arrival after the first (drop something on their landing site, to wipe them out so you can land fairly close by and still claim the best territory).

      And all these factors apply to all planets that more than one country can send a ship to, unless 1) you get a planet where the ONLY countries headed there are all allies. (Those will want to collectively land on the best spot of the target planet to share resources, improving their collective survival odds in the short term). 2) you can send more ships than anyone else, therefore your furthest target planet will be yours and yours alone (if your ship survives the trip), 3) you take extreme risks with one ship (maybe your ONLY ship) by picking a really far target, and hoping the ship survives the trip.

      And none of this requires any kind of spite or fanaticism or old national grudges, just pure survival instinct. There will be grudges/spite/fanaticism in play anyway, though. If a country has nukes but can't build a spaceship, and their nemesis CAN build a spaceship, expect pre-emptive nuclear war :(

    58. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      No, it's not obviously "out of whack". There's always odd weather about. A key part of the problem is an unfounded certainty in the existence and urgency of global warming.

      I have to agree with that. I realized a long time ago that the weather is always abnormal. The proof for this is simple: first, compile a list of weather-related statements made by people. It doesn't matter what people—it could be reporters, co-workers, friends, enemies, or random strangers on the elevator—the results are remarkably invariant. Then see how many of these utterances express a complaint that it is:

      • Abnormally hot.
      • Abnormally cold.
      • Abnormally humid.
      • Abnormally dry.

      Then compare this result against the number of comments made to the effect that the "weather sure is normal today". QED.

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    59. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even as a 13-year-old I was highly skeptical of those stories, not because of the technology or the distances or any of the practical difficulties, but because I knew that politics would never function to the point where a decision could have been reached, let alone acted upon.

      That's not skepticism, that's cynicism. And if you thought that way when you were 13, you must have had a horrible childhood.

    60. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there's some degree of irony inherent in the universe, as once the species that arises which can actually do something about an extinction-level asteroid impact (technology and resource-wise), it still manages to go extinct due to its own assinine theory of economics.

      I could just picture the discussion about the mission to affect a near pass asteroid with a ten-year return trajectory:

      Manager: The mission is a no go.
      Tech: What?!
      Manager: It's not in the budget for this quarter.
      Tech: But, it's-
      Manager: No buts. We don't have the money up this quarter, and the other mission needs that money it if it's to go forward.
      Tech: You know you're going to kill us a-
      Manager: Zip it! Just because this is a government contract job doesn't ensure you'll be keeping it. Tax money crunch with the unemployment and all... I'd say you should keep quiet and we'll plan for the next window. Be happy you have a job.
      Tech: Sigh... What window?
      (Fast forward 10 years)
      Dept. Head: Oh shit! Did we see this one coming? Is there anything we can do about it?
      Different Manager: Well the one guy we had on the project to track it quit about 9 years ago, and rumor is ran up some crazy loans not long after, and then had one hell of a time in Vegas before walking in front of a bus.

    61. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Didn't Japan launch a probe to the moon a few years ago? You don't need a Saturn V to get to the moon, unless you want to bring three people, a lander, and a rover. Hell, NASA launched a probe en route to Pluto that'll make the trip in a few years. You've been watching too many movies, we don't need to send PEOPLE to the asteroid to destroy it or deflect it, an unmanned ship would suffice.

    62. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      as we don't have any rockets that could reach it in time

      Remember, the asteroid is approaching the earth. Rocket would be launched from the earth. Whatever technical limitations of the rocket might be, inability to reach the asteroid will surely not be one of them. If the rocket cannot reach the asteroid, the asteroid will reach the rocket! This is, of course, assuming that we have at least a few days from observation of the asteroid. If the asteroid hits us before we know it (or too less a time to prepare), still it is not the problem of the rocket being unable to reach the asteroid anyway.

      the number of people who in the world who are actively searching for asteroids is fewer than the staff of a typical McDonalds

      While this might look scandalous to an idiot, it is none of the sort. In a ship carrying a few thousand people, number of people actively watching for icebergs might fewer than the staff of the ship's liquor bar. But the few people, armed with technology, are more than enough to prevent more ship-sinks due to icebergs.

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    63. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, global temperature is simply a function of the amount of energy going in and energy going out.

      Simply? Sure. Except that no-one knows how to calculate the amount of energy going in and energy going out, right?

      Son: How to succeed in life, father?
      Father: Simple. Do everything, and never fail.
      Son: Wow! That sure sounds simple!

      The temperature of the atmosphere surrounding 100 metres around my house is also simply a function of energy going in and energy going out, right? How come the environment scientists are unable to predict this simple thing more than 10 minutes in advance?

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    64. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Simply? Sure. Except that no-one knows how to calculate the amount of energy going in and energy going out, right?

      The energy going in is the amount of energy Earth gets from the Sun. The total energy going out is the total amount radiated by Earth. Both are easy to verify by satellite imaging.

      The temperature of the atmosphere surrounding 100 metres around my house is also simply a function of energy going in and energy going out, right? How come the environment scientists are unable to predict this simple thing more than 10 minutes in advance?

      Because that energy has hundreds of sources and sinks which all interact with each other in chaotic ways, and can be transferred through conduction, convection (to the point where all that air could easily be replaced during those 10 minutes) and radiation, while Earth as a whole has only one significant source (Sun) and one sink (outer space) and can only transfer energy through radiation.

      I already explained this to the grandparent, and it's not exactly hard to figure out with a moment of thought.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    65. Re:Not ready? No, and never will be. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      You say, temperature of a specific area of earth's surface is too chaotic to predict. OK, agreed. But this temperature affects the whole earth's energy output in various chaotic ways. E.g. an area of earth's surface being covered by ice makes it reflect a lot more of Sun's radiation than if it were covered with rocks/sand/water/vegetation etc. It is a coincidence that ice reflects most radiation much better than most non-ice stuff on earth's surface.

      Now, an area that is currently at 280 kelvin temperature, some more coldness due to the "chaotic and unpredictable" local climate can result in ice cover. But the same amount of coldness in an area that is currently at temperature 300 kelvin may not result in ice cover. So in spite of the same difference in total input/output of heat from earth, further input/output of heat from earth changes differently depending upon local chaotic and unpredictable climate.

      If (too chaotic to predict) has an effect on (very simple to predict), then the (very simple to predict) cannot be said to be simple any more, can it?

      Both are easy to verify by satellite imaging.

      We are not talking about verifying energy input and output. We are talking about predicting it. Big difference. An 8 year old child can easily verify the temperature of my house, let alone an environment scientist. Verifiability was never in doubt, no idea why you chose to bring it into discussion. As I noted above, input/output of heat from earth as a whole depends upon input/output of heat from particular parts of earth's surface. So prediction of total input/output of heat from earth cannot be accurately done until prediction of input/output of heat from a particular part of earth's surface is done reliably.

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  4. Dose of Reality by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes I'm sure if an asteroid threatens the world leaders will all sit down with their lawyers and fiddle while the Earth burns. What this author forgets is that if your survival is on the line people will generally do what they think needs to be done regardless of what the law, lawyers or anyone else may say. Just look at the US after the 11/9 attacks. The trick is to ensure that you have a leader who can listen to scientific advice and make the right decision based on that and not on what will win them the next election. However, since if they get it wrong there probably won't be another election, they should at least be well motivated!

    1. Re:Dose of Reality by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Just look at the US after the 11/9 attacks. The trick is to ensure that you have a leader who can listen to scientific advice and make the right decision based on that"

      Err... WTF are you smoking? Just about every intelligence agency on the planet said before the Afghan campaign that invading Afghanistan would not yield a positive result vis a vis terrorism, and every intelligence agency AND the IAEA said that Iraq had no WMDs. Both have been proved true.

      If going by the 9/11 reaction is how you measure the response by Earth's leaders, then I expect the US to respond to a potential asteroid hit on Earth by contracting some politically tied corporation to manufacture umbrellas.

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    2. Re:Dose of Reality by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      then I expect the US to respond to a potential asteroid hit on Earth by contracting some politically tied corporation to manufacture umbrellas.

      The way things are going, this may very well happen (the corporation part, not the umbrellas). Private companies seem to be doing a lot better getting into space than our government is.

      Which is kind of weird, in a way. In the 60s, the US space program was amazing and efficient, and no private company in the world could have come close to doing what it did. Now it is an overweighted organization with no clear direction. So from this we can see in a single organization that sometimes government does work better than the private sector, and sometimes it doesn't. How can we distinguish which cases it will work better, and which cases it won't?

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    3. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's in fashion to express skepticism at the competence of leadership and act as if you'd know any better but 9/11 and an asteroid on route to wreck the earth are so incredibly different cases that your point hardly makes sense.

      When a random stranger has a stroke, you're right that people tend to just stare, take pictures and discuss who should get the blame.
      But when your boat is sinking, all of a sudden everybody's willing to help.

      If politicians are in actual danger, you bet your sweet toilet muscle they'll beg and listen to the scientists and qualified authorities.

    4. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you smoking? Few intel agencies had anything to say about invading Afghanistan. Iraq is a different issue, but damn few said anything about that. In the end, had we NOT invaded Afghanistan, OBL and AQ would be there MUCH BIGGER than what they are today and would have launched several more attacks on EU and USA. With that said, I do have to say, that W did a great job of recruiting for them.

    5. Re:Dose of Reality by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      contracting some politically tied corporation to manufacture umbrellas

      Hopefully, not The Umbrella Corporation

    6. Re:Dose of Reality by houghi · · Score: 1

      But when your boat is sinking, all of a sudden everybody's willing to help.

      The whole world is sinking (ok, the water is rising), yet we are not even sure if we should believe the majority of scientists or the few politicians. Anmd regardless of the cause, there are many who say that helping is useless, because the sinking will happen anyway.

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    7. Re:Dose of Reality by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Err... WTF are you smoking? Just about every intelligence agency on the planet said before the Afghan campaign that invading Afghanistan would not yield a positive result vis a vis terrorism, and every intelligence agency AND the IAEA said that Iraq had no WMDs. Both have been proved true.

      Just like how everyone "knows" that Iran isn't making nuclear weapons now, am I right?

      But I'm sure their nuclear triggers are intended for civilian use.

    8. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely wrong about how the US will react. We'll have to blame the fact that there is an asteroid on a country we've disagreed with for years, and insist that the right thing to do is to invade.

    9. Re:Dose of Reality by inquisitive_cherub · · Score: 1

      "Just about every intelligence agency on the planet said before the Afghan campaign that invading Afghanistan would not yield a positive result vis a vis terrorism.."

      Err... WTF are *you* smoking? Most of the world supported the overthrow of the Taliban and the putting of Al Qaeda on the run. Revisionist history already? C'mon, this happened only 8 years ago!

    10. Re:Dose of Reality by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Informative

      Take a dose of reality yourself. Before the Iraq war, U.S. intel, Jordanian intel , UK intel, Russian intel, French intel, et al all said that Iraq had WMDs. The disagreements were centered around how much, where, if any were in the hands of terrorists etc. Everyone agreed they had WMDs.

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    11. Re:Dose of Reality by db32 · · Score: 1

      I bet there will be some good jobs to be had at Umbrella Corp. I can't wait! I hear they have some great underground areas I could hide out in until everything clears up.

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      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    12. Re:Dose of Reality by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Err... WTF are you smoking? Just about every intelligence agency on the planet said before the Afghan campaign that invading Afghanistan would not yield a positive result vis a vis terrorism,

      Well, how many significant domestic instances of terror in America have happened since? 0. I think that's partly because we've caused problems for AQ's leadership, and partly because we've made our military an easier target. But if you're going to criticize the decision in retrospect, you need burden of proof. On this, the simple statistic is that we haven't had a 9/11-like incident since then, and you can't argue with that.

      and every intelligence agency AND the IAEA said that Iraq had no WMDs. Both have been proved true.

      That's simply factually incorrect. If I recall, three intel agencies had reports of WMDs, including CIA and one of the British services. The problem was they all got info from the same guy, who was either wrong or making it up. Which should teach us a lesson, certainly.

      The more interesting question was why Saddam fought inspections to his own ultimate demise if he didn't even have WMDs at all? There have been explanations of that since but they're all crazy.

    13. Re:Dose of Reality by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      What this author forgets is that if your survival is on the line people will generally do what they think needs to be done regardless of what the law, lawyers or anyone else may say. Just look at the US after the 11/9 attacks.

      I hope you're not an American, because if you are, you've demonstrated the most dangerous misperceptions I've ever seen. Normally, I'm a big fan of telling people to get out and get their beliefs heard by voting, but stay home. Seriously.

      1) OBL's 2 goals was to a) Get the US to overextend itself by fighting at least one battle on the other side of the world and deplete its riches (at the time, widely thought to be way too ambitious, but I think we know how things are going in this department) and b) Deprive the US of our freedoms (I hope you flew once before 9/11 and once after to see how this worked). Maybe you've read Slashdot or any other non-Fox news source for a few other examples.

      2) Invading Afghanistan had at least a little international support, and from more than just the UK. Invading Iraq, on the other hand, did do quite a bit of international law violating, or just skirting around it. France understood the threat Iraq posed to the international community, far better than anyone gave them credit for. The UN is there to prevent nations from infringing on each other's sovereignty and doing something colossally stupid out of a knee jerk reaction (and hopefully not relevant here, preventing World War 3).

      3) Let's make a list of people's opinions who were changed by bullets, and another list of people's opinions who were changed by money. Let's start with World War II, take a walk down history lane through Korea and we can stop today's exercise with Vietnam. Bullets don't make friends. The only time the US made any friends was in the reconstruction period afterward. If you asked me, and those who did laughed at me, Afghanistan needed hundreds of millions of dollars a year to give them a useful manufacturing industry and a good educational background -- a fraction of what we're spending today. Going over there and shooting at people who don't like us, interestingly enough, makes more people not like us.

    14. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where were you during that time. None of what you said is true. You h

    15. Re:Dose of Reality by khallow · · Score: 1

      Which is kind of weird, in a way. In the 60s, the US space program was amazing and efficient, and no private company in the world could have come close to doing what it did. Now it is an overweighted organization with no clear direction. So from this we can see in a single organization that sometimes government does work better than the private sector, and sometimes it doesn't. How can we distinguish which cases it will work better, and which cases it won't?

      You already gave the reason why. No clear direction. Unless such an organization has some sort of well defined role (say like beat the Ruskies to the Moon) and importance (we need to do it in order to save Western civilization and/or not lose face given the martyrdom of President Kennedy), it, whether private or public, will succumb to entropy and bureaucratic forces. The often minor advantage that private has over public is that they have to make a profit. That means some sort of defined role and some degree of importance. Often it's not enough to offset the forces that destroy competence and action, but it helps.

    16. Re:Dose of Reality by terjeber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The whole world is sinking (ok, the water is rising)

      It is? Well, yes, at about 0.7mm a year for a long time, with the most dramatic rising happening between 8 000 and 6 000 years ago. The common perception is that sea level increase should have accelerated in the 20th century but no such acceleration has been measured. Some people work with the number 1.8mm/year but that is the upper bound, not the average rise.

      For the record, I am not one of those global warming deniers, just trying to keep the records straight.

      The areas of the earth where people are most plagued by sea level, such as the Gulf of Mexico (New Orleans) and certain parts of the Pacific, the "increasing" sea level is not related to actual increasing sea levels. In New Orleans it is a problem of mis-management of a river and the resulting lack of "beach-building". In most of the low-lying areas of the Pacific now in trouble the problem is not rising sea but sinking land - it is geological.

      There is nothing to indicate that increasing sea levels will become a major issue this century, and it may never become a problem. Even as Pacific Islands are sinking below the sea.

    17. Re:Dose of Reality by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Just like how everyone "knows" that Iran isn't making nuclear weapons now, am I right?

      BZZZT! WRONG! There is, outside of Iran, a general consensus that Iran is attempting to create nuclear weapons. In the same way that there was a general consensus outside of the head of Dick Cheney that there were no WMDs in Iraq.

      When you try to argue a point, just making shit up is not a good tactic.

    18. Re:Dose of Reality by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Most of the world supported the overthrow of the Taliban and the putting of Al Qaeda on the run.

      Absolutely, but then again, he wasn't saying they were not, was he? It's a weird kind of straw man you are using since it is pointless. It only proves you are dumb.

      Even though most of the world agreed we should do what we did in Afghanistan, if anything they think we should have done a lot more, they also agreed that it wouldn't really produce any results vis-a-vis terrorism. Afghanistan has been the way it is now for thousands of years. Nobody ever managed to change it, and a half-hearted attempt from the US sure wasn't going to alter that record.

    19. Re:Dose of Reality by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Before the Iraq war, U.S. intel, Jordanian intel , UK intel, Russian intel, French intel, et al all said that Iraq had WMDs

      The controversy was not over WMDs as such but nuclear WMDs. There was general agreement that there might be tiny amounts of gas left, but not much else. There were two intelligence agencies that claimed to believe there were significant amounts of WMDs in general, and a program for nuclear WMDs in particular. That was the US and British intelligence agencies. Both agencies supported their claims on a report that was known, long before the invasion, to be bogus.

      When you say they all agreed there were WMDs that is substantially incorrect, they all agreed that there might be insignificant amounts of gas left from the 1970s and early 1980s. Nobody outside the US/British thought that they did anything nuclear, in fact it was well known that they did not. Nobody thought there was any reason to invade since Iraq had done nothing wrong and nothing to warrant an invasion.

    20. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but there were exactly 0 Godzilla attacks during Bush's term! He did a great job protecting us from giant radioactive lizard monsters, which are nearly as real as the terrorist "network" that the CIA has dreamed up.

      Hint: if there actually were terrorists everywhere trying to attack us, it'd be more like Tel Aviv here in the US, with constant suicide bomb attacks. They could start, for instance, by setting off nail bombs in the airport security line...

    21. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you repeat what you said, all I heard was "I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared"

      OBL and AQ are riding donkeys and camels in the Afghan desert. They pose no threat to the US. OBL had failed kidneys in 1998, so he's got to run around on his donkey with a fucking dialysis machine in tow.

      You want my money? It's on him being dead already.

    22. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, what YOU fail to point out is the amount of support the U.S. did have from the majority of the nations on the planet directly after 9/11. The majority being like 90~%. Bush ignored that International support and went 'rogue'. Anyone with half a brain could have told you going into Afghanistan was a mistake. The support for the U.S. to do something was there though.

      1st thought after 9/11: 'Holy shit!'
      2nd thought after 9/11: 'We're going to war'

      and a few thoughts later, 'We'll be in it for at least a decade'.

    23. Re:Dose of Reality by tibman · · Score: 1

      I agree with you about NASA.. it seems more like a research organization interested in space. I do beleive that private organizations won't be successful in space without government research though. It would be neat if NASA could patent and license their creations to recoup the research costs. Once recouped, the licenses could be free or given away to any US citizen or US Company. I would thoroughly enjoy paging through a NASA technology catalog.

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    24. Re:Dose of Reality by oh2 · · Score: 1

      Uhm, 0 terror attacks in the US, but ask yourself this : How many Americans have died in Iraq and Afghanistan? More US servicemen and -women have died "fighting terrorism" than the number of US citizens killed by terrorists in the post-cold war era. Add to that all the Iraqis and Afghans that have died during the "war on terror". The calculus of terror and "counterterror" is not a pretty thing to behold.

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    25. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If going by the 9/11 reaction is how you measure the response by Earth's leaders, then I expect the US to respond to a potential asteroid hit on Earth by contracting some politically tied corporation to manufacture umbrellas.

      ...or by invading Mars.

    26. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just tell the USA that the asteroid is a pedophile or someone playing violent video gamers, and rest assured they will get rid of the problem in a matter of days.

      Also tell them it's illegally downloading music, and you can knock that down to a few hours.

    27. Re:Dose of Reality by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      You are misconstruing my post as support for the US actions. My point was simply that governments do act without regard for lawyers when poked with a big enough stick. They do not always react sensibly, e.g. invading Iraq, but they do react so suggesting that governments would be unable to deal with an imminent asteroid impact due to legal wrangling and diplomacy is ludicrous. They might not be able to deal with it due to incompetence but that is a different issue!

    28. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point of the grandparent poster was that "people will generally do what they think needs to be done regardless of what the law, lawyers or anyone else may say". That is to say that the poster was not justifying what President W did, but rather that he did not let any beaurocracy stand in his way of doing what he thought was best for the country. Further, he seems to be implying that Bush did not listen to advice like he should have.

    29. Re:Dose of Reality by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>There is, outside of Iran, a general consensus that Iran is attempting to create nuclear weapons.

      You'd be right, except you're wrong.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction

      Such as:
      http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL312024420090703?sp=true

    30. Re:Dose of Reality by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      "Just look at the US after the 11/9 attacks. The trick is to ensure that you have a leader who can listen to scientific advice and make the right decision based on that"

      Err... WTF are you smoking? ...

      If going by the 9/11 reaction is how you measure the response by Earth's leaders, then I expect the US to respond to a potential asteroid hit on Earth by contracting some politically tied corporation to manufacture umbrellas.

      Nah, I think we'll just attack Iraq again.

      Seriously, I have to agree: I sincerely hope that the 9/11 reaction is not the best we can do. I also hope that getting something done will not be left to the United Nations. One would hope that a consortium of the space-capable nations would be able to get together and do something fairly fast. If China, the U.S., Russia, and the most powerful European nations act in concert to build an Orion, nobody will be able to stop it.

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    31. Re:Dose of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And everyone was wrong! International cooperation at its best!

    32. Re:Dose of Reality by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Interesting. You have given us two articles, one from Wikipedia and one from an interview with the new head of the IAEA. The Wiki doesn't disagree with me at all, and the interview with Mr. Amano just re-iterates that he has seen no hard evidence.

      Despite the fact that he has seen no hard evidence, the IAEA advocates sanctions. Must be odd to advocate sanctions if they do not believe there are armament motives in the Iranian behavior.

      Most amusingly the Wiki article even quotes a Pakistani ministers who says Iran was actively pursuing Pakistan for help in developing the bomb, offering $4 billion for technology.

      I'd like to see you explain how the Wiki, which is the only one that directly talks to my point, invalidates it. Does all countries agree that Iran is pursuing this? Officially, no. Did I say that all countries agree? Nah. All countries in the world couldn't even agree what the weather was like at any given location at any given time.

    33. Re:Dose of Reality by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Bin Laden had absolutely no interest in the rights infringed upon it by the US federal government, nor did he really concern himself with trying to get our military overextended. He wants the United States to stop throwing money and guns at Israel. That's all he wants. Canada hasn't been hit by Bin Laden. Why not? Because they don't send money to Israel. Not to mention that the US military was more than capable of being in Afghanistan without being considered "overextended". Bin Laden wasn't relying on a US invasion of Afghanistan followed by an occupation of Iraq when he concocted his plan for September 11.

    34. Re:Dose of Reality by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure we don't know what he wants now, but I remember what I read in 2001 and 2002. Since before the Cole bombing, Bin Laden felt the US was exerting itself in places it didn't belong. Israel for one, but all of that region too. As a method of getting rid of us, he used the Soviet model -- he wanted to engage us in a war we couldn't win that would deprive us of our resources. This is why not just any landmark would do, he had to strike at a symbol of wealth and prosperity, and also a symbol of war. Additionally, his intent was to curb our freedoms in such a manner that we would feel less obligated to spread them. Level the playing field, so to speak. I'm pretty sure he didn't have the TSA in mind, but I'm ashamed to say what Guantanamo has spoken about our true belief in freedom.

    35. Re:Dose of Reality by oodaloop · · Score: 1
      Newsflash. I work in the intelligence community, and there was considerable controversy over other WMD types. He made large quantities of anthrax, for which he was unable to account. This is one of the main reasons the US instituted anthrax shots, along with the anthrax scare in 2001. Iraq produced and used various chemical munitions over the years, including VX, and refused to let anyone inspect his production facilities. Iraq also produced and tested radiological dispersal weapons, used lasers against Iran, and tried to develop a super gun capable of shooting our satellites down. Their penchant for WMDs and other unconventional weapons was well known, well documented, and not limited to the nuclear variety. We also know of large amounts that were smuggled to Iran, where they were moved to their own WMD storage facility. Not surprisingly, the US turned its attention to Iran.

      Nobody thought there was any reason to invade since Iraq had done nothing wrong and nothing to warrant an invasion.

      Yeah, other than break, what? 18 straight UN violations on WMDs and medium range ballistic missiles (which we DID find in large quantities). There was widespread agreement that Iraq DID have WMDs, and they DID violate multiple UN resolutions. The disagreement centered mostly on how to handle it. Countries like France that sold the aforementioned MRBMs and participated in the corrupt Oil For Food Program wanted yet another resolution passed.

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    36. Re:Dose of Reality by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Newsflash. I work in the intelligence community

      Well, that explains a lot then, doesn't it? "intelligence community", even the concept is a bloody joke these days.

      He made large quantities of anthrax, for which he was unable to account

      This is absolute rubbish. What we know to be the case was that Iraq had an amount, relatively large for sure, of basically an anthrax growth medium that could be used to produce anthrax. They were unable to account for all of it, but there were a number of explanations for why this could be the case. A very good explanatin being sheer incompetence.

      There is a significant difference between being unable to account for the ability to grow anthrax and actual anthrax.

      along with the anthrax scare in 2001

      Yes that one. Funny that one, where US officials pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed the possibility that Iraq might have been behind it, at the same time knowing with 100% certainty that Iraq had nothing to do with it. The anthrax used in 2001 was quickly identified as not being from Iraq. Not that the intelligence community or the government let that stop them. Anything to build a rotten case for a war that was obvious we had no business being involved in.

      Iraq produced and used various chemical munitions over the years

      Most of the chemical munitions used by Iraq over the years were produced in the US and sold to the Iraqi. In the 1980s they started an extended program for chemical and biological weapons production, and at the same time receiving significant amounts of chemical munitions from the US. The large death tolls in Iran came using US produced chemical munitions. Rumsfeld was one of the (then civilians) who made it happen despite the illegality of it. This included tools to produce cyanide gas used against Iran and the Kurds.

      Their penchant for WMDs and other unconventional weapons was well known

      As was their inability to successfully produce most of them and the needed delivery systems.

      We also know of large amounts that were smuggled to Iran

      And still you wonder why people laugh when you call your self the "intelligence" community? Are you actually saying that Iraq was supplying Iran, a country who actively sought to overthrow the government of Iraq, with the means to overthrow them? Saddam wasn't that smart, but you have to be even dumber to think that he actively supplied weapons to people who tried to depose him. Only the US is that dumb - ref: Ollie North supplying Iran, at the time an important foe of the US, with weaponry.

      There was widespread agreement that Iraq DID have WMDs

      There was widespread agreement that Iraq might have some amount of biological and/or chemical munitions. There was also, outside of the inner circle of Dick Cheney, widespread agreement that they did not possess any sort of nuclear capabilities nor the ability to acquire such capabilities. There was in fact widespread agreement outside of the Cheney circle that Iraq was neither a clear nor present danger to anyone.

      Yeah, other than break, what? 18 straight UN violations on WMDs

      Sigh. Before you jump down my throat, Israel has the right to exist, and their bombing of Gaza last summer, and Lebanon before that, were both fully justified, and the world should be ashamed about the way we treat Israel. On the other hand, no country in the world has broker more UN resolutions than has Israel, and I don't see us bombing Tel Aviv any time soon.

      For us to go to war there has to be a justifiable reason. A clear and present danger to our interests. Iraq was not a threat to anyone else but a handful of camels, and Saddam was mostly a threat to whatever young women he'd gather around him.

      Sadly the Cheney gang had decided already in 1996 that Iraq was next o

    37. Re:Dose of Reality by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Well, that explains a lot then, doesn't it? "intelligence community", even the concept is a bloody joke these days.

      Well, I do have access to more information that you can imagine, but if it makes you feel good to belittle what you don't know, then go ahead.

      Funny that one, where US officials pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed the possibility that Iraq might have been behind it, at the same time knowing with 100% certainty that Iraq had nothing to do with it.

      I didn't say Iraq was behind it. In fact, I only mentioned it to say Iraq wasn't the only reason. The anthrax vaccine was pushed because there were multiple sources of deadly anthrax.

      Are you actually saying that Iraq was supplying Iran, a country who actively sought to overthrow the government of Iraq, with the means to overthrow them?

      During the run-up to the war, Iraq did in fact send large convoys of vehicles into Syria and Iran, with VIPs, cash, stolen art, and WMDs. Try The Secret History of the Iraq War for starters, a scathing indictment of the Bush administration that outlines Iraq's WMD program and their smuggling into Iran.

      A clear and present danger to our interests.

      For starters, Iraq was involved in the 93 WTC bombing (War Against America, by Laurie Mylroie), the 95 OKC bombing (The Third Terrorist, by Jayna Davis), probably the 98 Embasy bombings, and probably had foreknowledge of the 9/11 attack (not improbable since they were involved in the first one, and KSM masterminded both and was funded by Iraq). Add in the hint of any kind of WMD and their refusal to be inspected, and I believe they were the single greatest threat to the US. All of that is unclass and easily available if you look.

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    38. Re:Dose of Reality by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Well, I do have access to more information that you can imagine

      Yeah, right. And Iran and Iraq under Saddam were buddy-buddies. If the "intelligence" community believes that then they are even worse than I thought, and I didn't really think all that many fine thoughts about the people who fed information to politicians that led said politicians to say dumb-ass things like "we'll be greeted as liberators", "the war will pay for it self", "we do not need more ground troops".

      I am sure Saddam would rather give G. W. Bush Sr. a blow job than get into bed with the Iranians. Particularly considering the fact that Iran has for years and years been feeding the rebellion in the south. Please elaborate on this if you can.

      During the run-up to the war, Iraq did in fact send large convoys of vehicles into Syria and Iran

      Iraqis were looting their own country in the run-up to the war, obviously and of course they did. That is not the same as Iraq and Iran sharing military material. Iran and Iraq has been more or less on a constant "brink of war" since they signed the peace treaty. Saddam feeding weapons to Iran, who would feed them right back to the Shiite insurgents in southern Iraq is such a ludicrous notion that only someone with "intelligence" in their job title could dream it up. Saddam was not a nice guy, but he did enjoy life, and feeding WMDs to Iran would be suicidal, US war or not. Again, your statements belie the concept of "intelligence".

      Iraq was involved in the 93 WTC bombing ... Laurie Mylroie ... Jayna Davis

      Sigh. This was just a little sad. And to think that I actually spent time discussing this with you. Your claim about working in the "intelligence" industry is a bold-faced lie. The only "intelligence" you employ in your daily work is the intelligence it takes to figure out when a meat patty needs to be flipped. The "documentation" you cite here is entirely conspiracy-nut material. Jayna Davis is a crackpot. If you tap her head a little hard it will implode due to the strong vacuum inside. All of her writing is absurd conjecture based on wild imagination.

      You never worked with anything more intelligent than figuring out how not to burn a burger. You are simply Yet Another Crackpot Conspiracy Nut. Get well soon.

    39. Re:Dose of Reality by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      And Iran and Iraq under Saddam were buddy-buddies.

      They did in fact cooperate in a number of things. Just like Israel helped us sell weapons to Iran, who used them against Isreal. Politics and strange bedfellows and all that. Also, Iran and Iraq would easily work together to fight a common foe, i.e. the US. Democrats and Republicans even work together sometimes too.

      Please elaborate on this if you can.

      I pointed you to a book by Yossef Bodansky. His bio says, "Yossef Bodansky served as the director of the Congressional Task Force on Terrorism and Unconventional Warfare for more than a decade. He is the long-time director of research at the International Strategic Studies Association and senior editor for the Defense and Foreign Affairs group of publications. The author of the one New York Times bestseller Bin Laden: The Man Who Declared Was on America, he travels extensively to the Middle East and around the World." I would say he knows a thing or two about Iraq, Al Qaeada, etc. He has over 1,000 sources for the book The Secret History of the Iraq War and is no friend of the Bush Administration, even if they were right about WMDs and Al Qaeda.

      Your claim about working in the "intelligence" industry is a bold-faced lie.

      Or you could click on the link to my blog to see photos I took in Iraq and discussions about analytical tools. I do in fact work as an all-source intelligence analyst, originally trained as an 0231 in the US Marines.

      The "documentation" you cite here is entirely conspiracy-nut material. Jayna Davis is a crackpot.

      Jayna Davis met with Yossef Bodansky (see above) and he said she was right on the money. Seems everyone is crazy but you. Funny how people who do original research and follow this for a living know less than you do.

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    40. Re:Dose of Reality by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Jayna Davis met with Yossef Bodansky (see above) and he said she was right on the money.

      And that should be an indication of the quality of her work? Let's see... she's got a hang-up on John Doe #2, by her identified as Hussain al-Hussaini despite the fact that he is long since identified as a US soldier moving base. There is no evidence linking McVeigh to anyone of interest.

      One conspiracy nut vouching for another, yeah, no wonder the "intelligence" community got everything wrong on the Iraq war. The WMDs, the situation on the ground, the troops needed, everything.

      The funny thing about Yossef Bodansky is, despite his service on the Task Force, is that he doesn't really have a clue. I have partly read the horror that is "The Man Who Declared War on America". Apart from not appearing to be edited at all, with a massive amount of minutia detailed, it draw conclusions based on absurd conjecture that not only flies in the face of the observed facts, it flies in the face of basic reason. Bin Laden + Iran? Give me a break.

      Sorry mate, as someone who thinks G.W. Bush was a bloody socialist (his economic policies were for sure) I pity the sorry state of the Repugnican party these days. Bodansky is not a serious writer, he is a partisan on a mission, and he is a conspiracy nut. Probably a favorite among the "Intelligence" Community.

      Again, the US "intelligence" from pre-war Iraq is worse than the Swedish "intelligence" from around 1904.

      The "intelligence" community in Sweden concluded that only a tiny fraction of the Norwegian population wanted independence from Sweden and that it was therefore perfectly safe to have a referendum in Norway on the topic. The Swedes obviously didn't want to grant independence to the Norwegians. The referendum ended with 95.95% of the Norwegian population voting for independence and Sweden being forced to cede control.

      That case should be mandatory reading for all "intelligence" operators, and it is particularly relevant for the US intelligence community of 2001. Why? The Swedish intelligence service gave the Swedish King the result the King desired. In the same way that the intelligence flow in the run-up to the war on Iraq was from the White House to the "intelligence" community, not the other way around. It would have served the population a little better if someone in the "intelligence" community in 2003 had stood up and said "guys, why not use real intelligence here, perhaps that will make it easier to achieve our goals, whatever they might be". Instead we saw a bunch of politicized num-nuts who peddled garbage under pressure from a fat guy with a penchant for shooting people in the face.

    41. Re:Dose of Reality by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Let's see... she's got a hang-up on John Doe #2, by her identified as Hussain al-Hussaini despite the fact that he is long since identified as a US soldier moving base.

      Hey, don't bother posting a source for that or anything. I wouldn't want you to be held to the standard you hold me. By the way, there are multiple other sources connecting Iraq to the OKC bombing. A google search will turn up lots. Give it a shot. And Iraq was definitely connected to the 93 WTC bombing, through KSM, Ramzi Yousef, and Adbul Rahman Yasin. Is it really a stretch that Iraq would get involved in another attack using exactly the same MO?

      There is no evidence linking McVeigh to anyone of interest.

      Then why did the FBI cover up evidence connecting him to Hussain al-Hussaini? What about the Iraqi phone numbers found on him that were not allowed in court? How about Terry Nichols' visit to the Philippines where he met Al Qaeda and Iraqi intel agents? And how did a Bradley tanker end up making a huge bomb and detonating it the same way as the 93 WTC bombing, which BTW took a huge team of variously trained experts to pull off properly? Luck?

      Bin Laden + Iran? Give me a break.

      Sigh. I guess you didn't see the news in 2004 when it was revealed Iran gave support to Al Qaeda crossing its borders? Again, Iran and Bin Laden would work together against their common enemy, just like Iraq and AL Qaeda.

      Again, the US "intelligence" from pre-war Iraq is worse than the Swedish "intelligence" from around 1904.

      OK, some things were wrong. Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater and assume EFVERYTHING was wrong.

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  5. Who gets to decide where it's targeted? by theIsovist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It'll be an international, outerspace game of hot potato. I can guarantee you that if that asteroid is headed towards the US, we'll find a way to knock it off course. Then, say if it's headed towards Russia, I'm sure they'll try to pass it along to. Eventually, it'll be targeted towards an area that is either uninhabited, or too poor to play the game.

    1. Re:Who gets to decide where it's targeted? by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      I found that part of TFA to be a little ridiculous. The way they were talking you'd think they could control the asteroid with a Wiimote.

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    2. Re:Who gets to decide where it's targeted? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      However, suppose somehow an asteroid were about to hit the earth, the US tried to deflect it and failed, and then the asteroid hit and destroyed, say, Pakistan.

      Guaranteed there would be a dozen conspiracy theories about how the US purposefully conjured up the asteroid, and with their high technology guided it directly towards its target. Almost as if with a Wii remote.

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    3. Re:Who gets to decide where it's targeted? by cbope · · Score: 1

      Are you really saying that we CAN'T control asteroids with a Wiimote? Who overlooked this? We _are_ screwed...

      It's ok, I'm sure the president of the US will save us, just like in Hollywood.

    4. Re:Who gets to decide where it's targeted? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0


      It'll be an international, outerspace game of hot potato. I can guarantee you that if that asteroid is headed towards the US, we'll find a way to knock it off course. Then, say if it's headed towards Russia,

      When an asteroid hits earth, it does not matter where it hits, we are all dead. Everything small enough to survive it, is called a meteor. Well, strictly speaking it is not correct.

      However this whole article and discussion is not about a rock that is a few hundred yards in diameter but about something that is 10 miles or 50 miles big. If we get hit by such a monstrum nothing besides insects some mice and bacteria, some fish perhaps will survive it.

      angel'o'sphere

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    5. Re:Who gets to decide where it's targeted? by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      When an asteroid hits earth, it does not matter where it hits, we are all dead. Everything small enough to survive it, is called a meteor. Well, strictly speaking it is not correct.

      No, strictly speaking, this is completely incorrect. Asteroid covers any small orbitting body that is larger than 10 meters. It's not even a well defined term, but semantics aside, a 10 meter object could do a lot of damage to a city but would not come close to ending life on earth. In fact, according to estimates on the tunguska event, a 10 meter object could cause a 20 kiloton explosion. This will hardly end all life as you describe. I would imagine in most scenarios, the city would be evacuated, but if we had the technology to detroy/redirect the asteroid, we would do so to avoid the massive loss of life, property, and infrastructure of the region where the asteroid would hit.

    6. Re:Who gets to decide where it's targeted? by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, no. The *asteroid* 99942 Apophis is 200-300 meters in diameter and is well understood to be a threat of regional destruction, not world-wide devastation.

      The real problem I see with this analysis is simply that our ability to track doesn't tell you where its going to hit, it will simply tell you theres a 25% of it hitting the Earth at all, and that one spot might be at the peak of the probability distribution (bell curve). To be sure it wouldn't hit you have to move it by many Earth-radii anyway, so you probably would never know that you just had it aimed at Russia.

    7. Re:Who gets to decide where it's targeted? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      I don't think it would be too hard to *initially* aim it the middle of the Pacific or something, assuming you could aim the asteroid at all.

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  6. Obvious... by sznupi · · Score: 1

    Who would decide which nations get placed in the asteroid's crosshairs?
    The ones doing the job of deflection, naturally.

    And there will another complicating factor - expect quite a bit of people actually working against the efforts, with their expectation of incoming Rupture/Ragnarok/punishment from gods/whatever. Especially if the impact site seems to target their "enemies", though probably also when it targets them..."punishment from allowing the world to fall"/etc.

    Quite a bit of unrest generally, on top of what's already there. Escalation of conflicts. All while trying to launch something very sophisticated, quite delicate operation...

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    1. Re:Obvious... by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      "with their expectation of incoming Rupture"
      Yea, you wouldn't want to burst their bubble now would you?

      Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the roast.

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    2. Re:Obvious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there will another complicating factor - expect quite a bit of people actually working against the efforts, with their expectation of incoming Rupture/Ragnarok/punishment from gods/whatever. Especially if the impact site seems to target their "enemies", though probably also when it targets them..."punishment from allowing the world to fall"/etc.

      Quite a bit of unrest generally, on top of what's already there. Escalation of conflicts. All while trying to launch something very sophisticated, quite delicate operation...

      If there was sufficient certainty of the impact and of the resultant impact damage then I would expect that people "working against the efforts" would be dealt with quite harshly. Harshness of the "dealing with" would ramp up exponentially with the severity of the treat.

      If the incoming asteroid was a definite planet killer if not stopped and individuals or groups attempted to interfere with efforts to stop it I expect they'd simply be liquidated en masse.

    3. Re:Obvious... by lxs · · Score: 1

      The Rupture as opposed to the Rapture.

  7. An ocean? Antartica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not a scientist and I realize that wherever it hits could cause a chain of reactions that affect the entire earth, but isn't the idea to reduce civilian casualties?

    1. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by RuBLed · · Score: 1

      I RTFA and it seems that asteroids each follow their own risk corridors (a path of possible impact points) so unpopulated areas are not always an option. The ocean is a more favored place to deflect it but it could produce giant tsunamis that might cause more casualties than a land impact. (either one would be devastating anyway)

    2. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

      How could you be so callous towards the massive loss of penguin life?! On Slashdot, no less!! You must be a Mac or *BSD fanboi. Or a Microsoft shill. Any truly free-thinking individual would obviously recommend somewhere else.

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    3. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    4. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by IBBoard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Antarctica? That'd be one hell of a curve shot to whip it underneath the Earth and up! Don't you know from all of those SciFi shows that asteroids come in perfectly horizontal and that the whole universe is like a plate. That's why ships can't avoid each other by flying higher or on a different plane - because there is only one plane that everything flies along!

    5. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by bencoder · · Score: 1
    6. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by hotdiggity · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually, Antarctica would be a pretty dangerous place to put it - particularly west Antarctica, where the West Antarctic Ice Sheet is very unstable and could collapse, causing the ocean to rise 4-20 m and flood all the coastal cities.

      If you could aim it towards eastern Antarctica, that might be ok - but I'd rather you didn't, as I'm currently living there!

    7. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by R2.0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are aware that local space IS pretty two dimensional, at least where it counts? Nearly all of the objects in the near solar system are on the ecliptic, so they generally WOULD come "straight in".

      That being said, the earth IS tilted, and for about half the year the Antarctic is pointing "out".

      Besides which, those penguin movies were starting to get pretty damned irritating.

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    8. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by aBaldrich · · Score: 1

      Actually it is a very good idea: evacuate Vostok and let the asteroid impact that zone. There would probably be no massive tsunamis or human deaths. But the heat of the impact and a possible magma effusion would create a giant lake.

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    9. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Actually, Antarctica would be a pretty dangerous place to put it - particularly west Antarctica, where the West Antarctic Ice Sheet is very unstable and could collapse, causing the ocean to rise 4-20 m and flood all the coastal cities.

      Doesn't sound very serious to me since the alternative is a few countries getting wiped out. Moving live people a few meters uphill is a lot easier than bringing a few tens of millions to billions of people back from the dead.

    10. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by AGMW · · Score: 1

      I'm not a scientist and I realize that wherever it hits could cause a chain of reactions that affect the entire earth, but isn't the idea to reduce civilian casualties?

      Actually, that whole "reduce civilian casualties" malarky would likely be the main problem. The damn politicians would likely be counting up civilians (and in the case of an asteroid strike everyone is a civilian!) rather than working out the most suitable place to do the least damage to the planet! That most suitable place may well be uninhabited - but Antarctica is most certainly isn't (sea level changes).

      Even assuming we'd be able to chose a landing target, an empty place that throws large amounts of debris into the atmosphere could end up being worse than landing it somewhere more populated, but with a more suitable geology! In cases like these you have to stop thinking about individuals and think of the health of the planet as a single organism - and let me tell you, that isn't going to happen any time soon!

      That's why the Climate Conference is getting nowhere! If the Scientists know the planet is warming then the Scientists should tell the Politicians what the solution is, and the Politicians should tell the World! - it's like going to a Doctor who says you've got cancer, then asking your accountant for the best treatment and he suggests (as all accountants always do!) that cutting all the pencils in half ought to do it!
      The Doctor says you've got cancer you ask the Doctor what treatment. You ask another Doctor too ... hell, you ask ALL the Doctors!
      The trouble we've got with the AGW problem is the Scientists say there's a problem, but the people are asking the damn homoeopaths and crystal therapists for a solution, and a dilute one at that!

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    11. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some cases a "few meters uphill" is 100 km inland.

    12. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Manged to hit tvtropes to read that article and only that article - an accomplishment
      Now just gotta close down the WP and UD tabs...

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    13. Re:An ocean? Antartica? by bencoder · · Score: 1

      Congrats. I didn't manage it: http://twitpic.com/tydxw

  8. doesn't seem to really understand how things work by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    His argument seems to pretty grossly overestimate the extent to which international law and institutions are really law and institutions in the sense they are within countries, versus looser arrangements that, when push comes to shove, get overriden by realpolitik.

    For example, he assumes that a single country (or, presumably, group of countries) can't just go and deflect an asteroid using nuclear weapons, because of the Partial Test Ban Treaty. Really? If it seemed like the best option, everyone would just stop and not do it for fear of violating the Test Ban Treaty? Surely someone, the US or China or Russia or whoever had the capacity to do so, would simply ignore the treaty. And it probably wouldn't even come to that, because a handful of powerful countries would hash out a backroom deal. This sort of thing happens all the time already. It violated international law to invade Kosovo, for example, but hey look, Kosovo got invaded, and now is de-facto independent of Serbia. Didn't seem to stop anyone.

    Then he suggests something about bringing options to the UN General Assembly. Well, yes, if the General Assembly is your idea of international cooperation, then we're doomed, because nothing will get done. Fortunately, however, the General Assembly has no power, and doesn't really matter. Real decisions get made at the Security Council, which is more or less a formalization of the de-facto handful of powerful countries hashing out a backroom deal.

    Mostly, it seems like he thinks that a major obstacle to deflecting asteroids is some sort of international apparatus that has never in practice been an obstacle to anything.

  9. God? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how may would argue that this is god's doing and that man shouldn't interfere with God's designs.

    (And in turn I'd argue that it's a pretty weak god if man can alter its plans.)

    1. Re:God? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is just another way in which god is testing us...

  10. Pick Alaska! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pick Alaska for the collision target.

  11. When life is at stake ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... nobody care about any treaty anymore.

    That astronaut phailed !

  12. Re:A few years notice? by ledow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To quote a movie:

    "and turn one dangerous falling object into many"...

    Nuking the thing isn't at all sensible but it's all we can really do. It's like ants trying to spit at the shoe that's heading towards them though... chances are we'll make things worse but at that point, we're dead anyway. Worrying about an international treaty at that point is like worrying about the lawsuit when the mugger pulls out a gun.

    The radiation is hardly a concern at all. More important is how the hell do you survive the 200-foot-high wave, even if it is just a one-off?

  13. Asteroid != Climate Change by ocop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A conspicuous "global killer" hurtling towards us overcomes the basic psychological barriers which inhibit the acceptance of global warming as a genuine, urgent threat (and which currently our hobble cooperative efforts). It's a good deal harder to "deny" that a giant rock is going to strike the Earth than it is to disingenuously claim "the science isn't there" about the highly complex, scientifically abstract climate system.

    1. Re:Asteroid != Climate Change by sznupi · · Score: 0

      Not quite...

      You can expect a lot of people saying that scientists got it wrong (remember you can only talk about probabilities of impact), undermining the action as a "wasted effort"; until we will be able to determine the probability much better, and it will be quite late then.

      Not absolutely too late though. But deniers will follow through, since the action is so much harder now and there's still no "certainty"; it's easier than admitting (in your own eyes! That's most important!) that you were wrong.

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    2. Re:Asteroid != Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it is harder to deny a giant rock is going to hit the Earth.

      Basically replace "climate change" with "Giant Rock" and everything that has happened would happen. Objections to the science, objections to the money to be spent, objections to the disruptions to everyday life.

      From "I don't trust them sciencey folks!" to "They're going to spend my tax dollars on what?!" and everything in between.

      Also, a bunch of assholes somewhere would find a way to get rich off it.

    3. Re:Asteroid != Climate Change by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      There's also less of a reason to deny it. Solving climate change involves significant lifestyle changes (at least in the short term) and a lot of investment by society. This is really why its so controversial. People want to keep driving their SUVs without feeling guilty, and switching all our power plants off of coal is a massive prospect. Solving an asteroid impact is a one-time cost of a few hundred million for a small one, or a few billion for a large one, and then people can go on about their lives as normal.

  14. And the target is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    -Can't be USA -- I'm writing this from there.
    -Can't be Antartica -- We all love them Penguins
    -Can't be the Artic -- Ditto for the polar bears
    -Can't be France -- too obvious
    -Can't be the Middle East -- Our oil comes from there.
    -Can't be China -- We'd all die from the toxic dust cloud stirred up from the impact.

    So, that pretty much leaves:
                                Quebec

    I mean, sure, we all love Canada. Great comedy, good place for NFL up-and-coming players to practice (CFL for those who don't get it), and also home to many polar bears (See Antartic above).

    But face it: even CANADA doesn't like Quebec!

    I mean, what do they have? Good baseball? Nope. Good football team? Nope. Good comedy? Do Quebecois even HAVE comedy?

    And best of all:
    Quebec doesn't have UN veto power.

    Problem solved!

    1. Re:And the target is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canda - But you yanks would lose your National Hockey League.

    2. Re:And the target is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maple syrup - I heard they've got nice Maple syrup in Quebec.
      Personally speaking, I find that Quebec has some of the sexiest women with brains that I've ever met, but I'm posting in Slashdot, so obviously my opinion's not worth a grain of salt. As for the asteroid, somewhere in the deep ocean so that by the time the waves hit the shore, we've got plenty of time to either a) move out of the way, or b) go catch some awesome surf. May as well make the most of a once-in-a-lifetime event.

    3. Re:And the target is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. just let us escape ! So we can bother english-speaking Canadian elsewhere... like Ontario or Alberta :)

    4. Re:And the target is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except you've just cut off a sizable fraction of electrical power being delivered to the U.S. from Canada.

      Besides, Canada wouldn't be Canada without Quebec, and much of TROC (the rest of Canada) does like Quebec. I do, anyway.

      On the other hand, Quebec does have quite a collection of impact craters there already. Maybe they can take it?

    5. Re:And the target is.... by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      1. Quebec has (along with Russia) the world's best hockey players and the winningest team in all of sports history.

      2. Juste Pour Rire, North America's number-one comedy club, is in Montreal.

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    6. Re:And the target is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Québec does have a long tradition of comedy. Ever heard of Just For Laughs?

      Plus Cirque du Soleil! And even Céline Dion.

    7. Re:And the target is.... by KraftDinner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yea, I was kind of confused by his "no comedy in Quebec" comment as probably our biggest comedy festival in Canada is, I believe, the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal.

    8. Re:And the target is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Canadian I THOROUGHLY approve.

    9. Re:And the target is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, what do they have? Good baseball? Nope. Good football team? Nope. Good comedy? Do Quebecois even HAVE comedy?

      And after the dust settles, yet another of the world's largest nickel/iron mines.

      We're looking at this the wrong way; if it's not an extinction-level event, it's going to be Australia's outback, northern Canada, the American West, and Russian Siberia clamoring to have the thing land on their turf.

      (In a supreme stroke of irony, Dubai decided to get itself some natural resources, singlehandedly built a big-ass rocketship, and an even bigger-ass dome over itself, and landed the thing in the middle of the Arabian desert, obliterating the rest of the Middle East and thereby ensuring perpetual world peace. Also, the oil that didn't get incinerated now bubbles straight up from between cracks in the solid nickel/iron ground again, so there's no longer any need for drilling :)

    10. Re:And the target is.... by riT-k0MA · · Score: 1

      Send it to North Africa.
      Not much there besides a big sandy desert that would benifit from being glassed over.
      Besides, the dust that would be launched into the air would be the perfect countermeasure against global warming.

    11. Re:And the target is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this Antartica place you speak of? Does it have any resemblance to Antarctica, the huge continent of ice at the bottom of the world?

  15. Religious Armaggedon by feedayeen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those who interpret this as an act of god will be the biggest threat. As recent history has demonstrated, people are willing to kill themselves and civilians in hope that their god's will be done and it may be impossible to insure that sabotage has not occurred in the construction of the super weapon that will be necessary.

    1. Re:Religious Armaggedon by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      people are willing to kill themselves and civilians in hope that their god's will be done

      As long as they don’t kill others because of it, that’s not a bug, it’s a feature... of natural selection. :)

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    2. Re:Religious Armaggedon by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that part of the plot of The Hammer of God? That humanity was able to build a ship and weapons sufficient to destroy/deflect a world killing asteroid, but a lone religious nut sabotaged the mission and imperiled the world?

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    3. Re:Religious Armaggedon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who interpret this as an act of god will be the biggest threat. As recent history has demonstrated, people are willing to kill themselves and civilians in hope that their god's will be done and it may be impossible to insure that sabotage has not occurred in the construction of the super weapon that will be necessary.

      Slashdot cynicism is unparalleled. Back up your claims that those who would think it act of god are the biggest threat in the event of an asteroid threat (how do you know this, just by inferring? That's not enough). Otherwise, this statement is just base propaganda and fearmongering.

  16. Where have the dupes gone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just realized I haven't seen a dupe on slashdot for months. Am I just not paying attention? -1, Offtopic

  17. Re:A few years notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Try a few seconds. The only sure-fire way to find out if an asteroid is going to hit us is to let it hit us, there's no foolproof way to predict the way orbits are going to meet.

    I believe Isaac Newton worked out the laws of motion and gravity three hundred years ago, and his equations have served astronomers well enough to correctly work out the orbits of every object in space that they could observe. Celestial mechanics is a mature branch of science, and it will doubtless work for determining whether an asteroid or comet that astronomers have observed will hit the earth. It worked well enough for predicting that Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 was going to hit Jupiter in 1994. The real problem here is that one has to detect the object first, of course.

  18. Re: who gets placed in the asteroid's crosshairs? by dirtyhippie · · Score: 1

    Why, the nearest available ocean of course, most likely the Pacific. Don't forget the earth's surface is mostly uninhabited, especially since 70% of it is covered in water. Sorry Polynesia...

  19. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    For example, he assumes that a single country (or, presumably, group of countries) can't just go and deflect an asteroid using nuclear weapons, because of the Partial Test Ban Treaty. Really? If it seemed like the best option, everyone would just stop and not do it for fear of violating the Test Ban Treaty? Surely someone, the US or China or Russia or whoever had the capacity to do so, would simply ignore the treaty.

              Of course. "Sorry, we have a treaty against that, I guess we are all going to die - it's the law!". It's a very bizarre notion, utterly absurd. Of course, so is the notion that you actually want to nuke it, which is almost certainly not a good idea. Which Schwiekart also knows.

  20. We're all doomed if a "Disasteroid" happens... by King+InuYasha · · Score: 0

    If it were something like "Disasteroid", I doubt that the world would come together to save the planet like they did there. What is more likely to happen is that the Big Powers That Be(TM) will just go ahead and launch their own independent planet-saving operations. And then something really bad would eventually happen. Like each of the pieces of the shattered asteroid would impact the Earth and shatter the planet anyway.

  21. Re: who gets placed in the asteroid's crosshairs? by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Right... Because the potential effect of a massive tsunami wiping out most of the cities cited along Pacific coastlines wouldn't have any significant impact at all on the global population, or one the economy through the loss of port facilities etc. Depending on the size, velocity and angle of impact the effects of an asteroid strike in an ocean could easily exceed the impact of an event like the Krakatoa eruption of 1883.

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  22. I don't understand this by saibot834 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is there such a focus on asteroids? Do the USA need to justify their nuclear arsenal in the current post-cold-war situation? (yes, "Armageddon", I'm looking at you).
    Asteroids are not rare, Asteroids capable of destroying humanity are. It is very unlikely that one will hit us in next 100 years, and after that, we'll probably have completely different means available for trying to avert incoming asteroids.
    I'm not saying that research in this area is wrong, but it should be low priority and the risks must not be overestimated.
    We already have something threatening human (and animal) existence on earth, it's called global warming. Unlike asteroids, it wont happen by chance, it is happening and will continue to happen, even if we cease to pollute right now (which we nevertheless should strive after to minimize effects by global warming). This is a much more serious threat to our existence than Asteroids.

    1. Re:I don't understand this by jecowa · · Score: 0, Troll

      Didn't we already find out that all those global warming studies were falsified?

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    2. Re:I don't understand this by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Why is there such a focus on AGW? Do the environmentalists need to justify their existence in the current post-no-nukes world? (yes, "Inconvenient Truth", I'm looking at you).
      Climate change is not rare, climate change capable of destroying humanity is. It is very unlikely that the consequences will hit us in next 100 years, and after that, we'll probably have completely different means available for trying to avert climate change.

      I'm not saying that research in this area is wrong, but it should be low priority and the risks must not be overestimated.
      We already have something threatening human (and animal) existence on earth, it's called asteroids. Unlike AGW, it's happened before, and will happen again, even if we triple NASA's budget right now (which we nevertheless should strive after to maximize our ability to affect asteroid impacts). This is a much more serious threat to our existence than AGW."

      I'd say FTFY, but I didn't - BOTH are ridiculous statements. It's not an either/or choice, you know. And the problem with BOTH is international cooperation and human nature, not technology.

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    3. Re:I don't understand this by spidr_mnky · · Score: 1

      I clicked on the asteroid conversation link as sort of a break from more serious issues. (sarcastically): "Asteroids ... sounds important." :) Now I'll keep skimming for that discussion about whether to blow it up or gently move it aside, or some other novel idea.

    4. Re:I don't understand this by khallow · · Score: 1

      We already have something threatening human (and animal) existence on earth, it's called global warming.

      Oh really? When did they ever find the evidence for the assertion that global warming threatens somebody's existence on Earth? My view is that asteroids are more of a real threat to human existence because well, a big asteroid really can wipe out human civilization. No one has proposed a mechanism by which global warming could do that.

    5. Re:I don't understand this by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      So you're saying we should let the asteroid hit, hoping that it will kick up enough debris into the atmosphere to cool the earth? I think if you want to prioritize, however, the risk of warming the globe a few degrees is far less threatening to human existence than an asteroid impact. Is an asteroid teleportation device or a global air-conditioning system more likely in 100 years? In the end I think we'll have neither, but we'll at least be warm as we watch the show in the sky.

    6. Re:I don't understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why is there such a focus on asteroids? Do the USA need to justify their nuclear arsenal in the current post-cold-war situation? (yes, "Armageddon", I'm looking at you).
      Asteroids are not rare, Asteroids capable of destroying humanity are. It is very unlikely that one will hit us in next 100 years, and after that, we'll probably have completely different means available for trying to avert incoming asteroids.
      I'm not saying that research in this area is wrong, but it should be low priority and the risks must not be overestimated.
      We already have something threatening human (and animal) existence on earth, it's called global warming. Unlike asteroids, it wont happen by chance, it is happening and will continue to happen, even if we cease to pollute right now (which we nevertheless should strive after to minimize effects by global warming). This is a much more serious threat to our existence than Asteroids.

      Global warming is getting a extremely high amount of attention relatively to asteroids. It also is not a threat to "all" human life. Instead it would wipe out a significant amount of coastal infrastructure from rising oceans and agricultural infrastructure from changing weather patterns. This would lead to the death of a significant portion of the population and a drastically reduced quality of life, but the species would continue. Carbon emissions would be cut handily too. Of course the suspected Ice Age after that may be the one-two punch that takes us out, but it isn't as certain as an asteroid of significant size.

      Just because something is unlikely, does not mean it is unworthy of attention. This is part of the problem responsible for the financial crisis. Certain factors were unlikely to occur, but when they did they had disproportionate effects compared to other scenarios. In short, they weren't weighted properly in risk management analysis.

    7. Re:I don't understand this by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Time matters in this, for several reasons:
      - How much time in advance we have to do something effective if an incoming asteroid is detected? If building the technology/weapons/whatever takes a year, and it is detected to come in 3 months, we will be in trouble.
      - Is pretty unlikely that a big enough asteroid hit us today, but give enough time and will be a sure thing. We already been witness of that happening to i.e. Jupiter
      - Global warming is a process, something that happens over (hopely) long time. Asteroid happens in a moment, no time to react/adapt after it strikes.

      IF we develop the resources to detect those asteroids for sure with enough time to build defenses, yes, we can focus in more urgent things. Detecting that kind of things with enough margin, more than deploying a fleet of nuclear weapon space ships right now, should be one of the priorities

    8. Re:I don't understand this by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The odds of a massive asteroid strike in any given human lifetime are miniscule.

      The odds of a massive asteroid strike in the lifetime of the human species are close to 1.

      If you let the first fact discourage you from preparing for the second fact, you are dooming humanity to extinction. Long odds come in eventually.

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    9. Re:I don't understand this by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      Its a big deal because we're just now reaching the point where we know how to avert a potential impact. Since its a relatively cheap thing to do (~$300M for an Apophis-sized asteroid) it would be irresponsible not to consider the possibilities and have plans in place to handle the event. It's not a choice of one or the other.

      There are a *LOT* of people in this world, all doing a lot of things. Having people work on finding solutions to a potential asteroid impact doesn't take effort away from solving global climate change. I work with NEA's, and while I'm not a climate change denier, if I weren't doing this I wouldn't be working on green technology instead. My skills are in spacecraft mission design, so if I weren't working on asteroids I'd be working on other missions instead -- and with unemployment at 10% we're not in a labor shortage right now either (believe me, this is hitting just graduated engineers as much as anyone else). The miniscule amount of money involved in NEA research would do nothing as far as climate change goes -- climate change is a political problem (requiring potential lifestyle changes to fix) rather than a monetary one anyway.

    10. Re:I don't understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually global warming is nothing compared to an impact. Actually global warming is something that is blown way out of proportion and is still a theory.

    11. Re:I don't understand this by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Who is focussing on nuclear weapons. My point was simply that it is unrealistic to assume that governments will sit about wringing their hands in the face of imminent danger. They may over react or react stupidly but react they will regardless of what international law or diplomacy may suggest.

    12. Re:I don't understand this by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      It is very unlikely that one will hit us in next 100 years, and after that, we'll probably have completely different means available for trying to avert incoming asteroids.

      I might be going completely off-topic here (burn, karma, burn...), but think about what saibot is saying.

      When, in the history of mankind, would anyone say that in 100 years we will have completely different ways of handling asteroids? When would it ever be believed? When would it ever be true?

      That statement is a testament to the fact that science and technology are progressing faster than ever. Let us hope we can put the knowledge and capability we will gain to some good uses.

      (You may go about your business. Move along.)

    13. Re:I don't understand this by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Why not move it aside by blowing it up? Detonate a nuke next to the asteroid while it's still quite a ways out, and the tiny change that occurs should knock it to a totally different course by the time it should collide with Earth.

  23. Aim it for my back yard, please. by macraig · · Score: 1

    I want the mineral rights. Please do kindly tell me when it's due to impact, though, so I can be sure to be on vacation at the time.

  24. Don't make waves, please? by macraig · · Score: 1

    If you have your way, I'm finally gonna have to learn how to surf, dammit!

  25. Who gets to decide? by thomst · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I do.

    Next question?

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  26. Just put grafiti on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  27. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait, why is nuking it a bad idea? If you can break it up, the smaller pieces will burn up or make small craters. If you let a large one hit directly, it can cause nuclear winter. I'd rather take destruction of 20% of the surface in small craters than one large hit that blocks out the sun for 10 years (or however long it lasts).

  28. Saving Earth From An Asteroid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're sitting on an asteroid, trying to save Earth, you'd have more than just social difficulties to consider... difficulties closer to the realm of the /. community.

  29. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the US already working on laser satellites that could be repurposed for deflecting an asteroid? Why even bother with nukes or international treaties? The US would just turn it around, let loose a few seconds of ridiculously powerful laser, and nobody has to even know.

  30. the answer is obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Somalia. Their "head of state" doesn't even control its capital and no one recognizes the sovereignty of Somaliland; so guess what country doesn't get a say when the others vote to obliterate it via asteroid? Somalia.

  31. The Allies would just do it. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    If an asteroid were about to hit the earth, the USA would probably, in consultation with its NATO allies, and Russia, launch everything it had it. Anything else would really be just a matter of luck. The third world might get pissed off at not being included, but really, for something like this, the technological nations would just have to take a best shot at it.

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    1. Re:The Allies would just do it. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 4, Insightful


      the USA would probably, in consultation with its NATO allies, and Russia, launch everything it had it.

      If you mean nuke armed ICBMs, then let the words ring in your mind: inter continal ballistic missile.

      Supposed we had a bomb (or a combination of several hundred bombs) that can deflect an asteroid about 1 million miles away (3 times the distacne of our moon) ... we had nothing to deliver those bombs over that distance.

      Our missiles have enough power to run with their build in engines about 2000 km ... the rest of the trip they do in free fall, back to their destination on earth (that is why they a re called "ballistic") the total range of them is far below 20,000 km. In other words, they can not even make 10% of the distance to the moon.

      So sending atomic bombs (which would be more or less useless against an asteroid anyway ... but that is a different story) is completely out of scope due to the lack of missiles/rockets/launch vehicles to deliver them.

      With lack of vehicles I don't mean: we need to build a few, no I mean: we can't currently build anything like this! It is Sci Fi! To deflect an asteroid we need to meet it around the distance of Mars and have some (magical) device to do the actual deflecting.

      That means we need the time to fly a vehicle so far, which is roughly 1 year to 3 years depending on technology and actual position of the asteroid and earth. That means we have to realize it will hit us about 10 years in advance, just to plan the travel of the vehicle.

      As we all know how to travel that distance, land on the asteroid, stop its rotation perhaps, plant the deflecting device I leave the construction of the actual device as an exercise to the reader.

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    2. Re:The Allies would just do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As we all know how to travel that distance, land on the asteroid, stop its rotation perhaps, plant the deflecting device I leave the construction of the actual device as an exercise to the reader.

      angel'o'spheree

      Well shit, let me get my legos.

    3. Re:The Allies would just do it. by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2

      So sending atomic bombs (which would be more or less useless against an asteroid anyway ... but that is a different story)

      It was my understanding that the radiation (heat and nuclear) from a blast near an asteroid would cause rapid ablation of the surface material, enough to change its trajectory. It might take several blasts to achieve a safe heading for the asteroid but it is possible.

      I don't think actually attempting to 'blow up' an asteroid has ever been an option.

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    4. Re:The Allies would just do it. by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you would modify an ICBM to do it. The B is for 'ballistic'. and any guidance system is has would not be meant for deep space impacts. I am willing to bet that any newer or retrofitted missile could use GPS, however, once you're on the other side (above the satellites, where you have to have impact) there would be no real guidance. Also, a rocket is designed to burn fuel continuously to exhaustion. It does not have navigating thrusters for 3D movement in space.

      You can increase your odds of getting an ICBM to work to be plausible, but only if you wait until too late.

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    5. Re:The Allies would just do it. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      I don't think actually attempting to 'blow up' an asteroid has ever been an option.

      I'm sure if Edward Teller were alive and in his prime, he would be before the President with a proposal to build a 1000MT anti-matter asteroid program. Indeed, when I was a young intern at RCA Aerospace and Defense, I had an Air Force white paper produced in conjunction with bomb boys outlining the advantages of an anti-matter based nuclear weapon and technology in general. Like, hey, a paper-clip mass of anti-matter could send the shuttle to the moon and back 500 times, or kill everyone in Russia, that sort of thing, but, jeez, we'd need to build a bunch of super colliders....

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  32. Not really by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    We have a VERY easy solution to this issue, that will likely win out: China is desperate that no taxes be done on CO2 emissions, esp. against theirs. But the solution, one that will pass WTO, is a tax by all nations on ALL goods (as in local and domestic) based on the CO2 from where the item and the primary sub-component come from. Ideally, it would have distance as well. That simple solution will force all nations and businesses to lower the CO2 without any chance of cheating.

    The problem that we have here, is that every nation is trying to go along with the no tax issue, but that alone is causing the problems. So basically, our issue is that the format is wrong. The real problem here, is that nations and ppl have locked themselves mentally into this idea that we need to regulate this AND that Govs. will do this on their own nation. The simple fact is, that leads to cheating. EU started us down the wrong solution, but I think that a number of nations will head towards the slowly increasing tax approach.

    So, does that translate to the issues that you speak of? Nope. The reason is that a large minority still question whether Global Warming is happening. They hear it in the papers, but the simple fact is, that scientists and ppl, in general, do not know exactly WHAT will happen. OTH, if they know that an asteroid is eminent, THEN they will mostly cooperate. I am sure that if the asteroid were headed towards the middle of America, countries like NK, Iran, and possibly China would object to any chance to deflect it. But the majority would be ok with sending it to the middle of the Pacific, or even to the poles, etc. We MIGHT get by with deflecting it to Canada, Sberia, or even Australia, all due to population density and possibility of gettin everybody out. But that is not likely.

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  33. Re:A few years notice? by IBBoard · · Score: 1

    Nuking the thing isn't at all sensible but it's all we can really do.

    Current single nukes probably wouldn't help much. What we need is more like the Earth-launched shuttles and linked multi-nukes in Stratos 4! Even that isn't fool-proof, though, and they did lose at least one city when it went wrong.

  34. Re:A few years notice? by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look, a single large asteroid has a HIGH VOLUME to surface area. OTH, if you break it up into small asteroids, you will burn up a great deal of it in the atmosphere. Likewise, lets assume that you have a 50 mile asteroid that is broken into 10 pieces. The single one would have done the nasty to us, and the 10 MAY OR MAY NOT. IOW, break it apart.

    And yea, you are dead on with the radiation.

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  35. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by confused+one · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't quite work like that. anything that is big enough to be a threat... 1 impact, 1000 impacts, the same amount of energy gets released into the system -- that system being Earth. So, what's your goal here? Liquify a region of the crust, or heat the atmosphere to the point that everything on the surface is incinerated, or both?

  36. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by *BBC*PipTigger · · Score: 1

    ... Mostly, it seems like he thinks that a major obstacle to deflecting asteroids is some sort of international apparatus that has never in practice been an obstacle to anything.

    Doesn't that depend immensely on your highly context-sensitive definitions of almost any of those key words in your "never" claim? I'd think it's especially so for "apparatus","obstacle", && "anything".

    Additionally, even assuming your seemingly unqualifiable claim correct does not *necessarily* imply "deflecting asteroids" (or any other comprehensibly critical endeavor to deserve global coordination) will remain practical for a single nation (or small group) to dispatch or mitigate effectively forever in the future. That will surely be determined by what we ascertain will be faced ahead && what dealt roles pertaining to successful handling of it lay ahead. In theory, all world leaders && populations could rally together with mind-bending efficiency if everyone knew a mistake would be devastating to all.

    At least that's how it seems to me. Maybe you know unspeakably more on such matters though. I don't consider governments competent regarding myriad issues I find important throughout history, however I'm inclined to extend even them the courtesy of optimistic inclusion in prospective responsiveness to openly honest dialog, honorable planning, && decisively harmonized action if sufficiently much were at stake. Even today, there should exist some threshold of blatantly expected severity beyond which it'd be a globally reprehensible crime of negligence or indefensible cowardice to fail to unite in response to. I don't consider global catastrophe (via asteroid or otherwise) of such magnitude at all likely anytime soon, but I'm hopeful even in nested long-shots emerging to protect our living planet (&& hopefully all inhabitants too, if we support such efforts... && maybe even if we don't).

    I think you may have come off as too smug && simplistic with your criticism, even though it makes sense, so I hoped presenting my opinions could help at least that here.

    Shalom, =)
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  37. Re:A few years notice? by selven · · Score: 1

    Split one object into 10... each of which with 5% of the destructive potential due to higher surface area to volume ratio, causing more of it to burn up. And if it's far enough, half of the pieces won't even hurt the Earth at all.

  38. The real question is by Errtu76 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    is Bruce Willis up to the task?

    1. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded off-topic?

  39. The answer! by Datamonstar · · Score: 1
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  40. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, step one: Kill all the politicians.

  41. Re:A few years notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well in the Uk Live near the Pennines and watch your house price soar - sod London let it drown.

  42. Australia is the only choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rationally speaking, Australia has the least population to land mass, with the largest room for error of any other nation. It has to go (of course, it won't matter, an impact that big would throw us into oblivion anyway).

  43. US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would say, for reasonable majority of Earth population today, it is of course US, no offense.

  44. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

    Except that the nuke has not just cut the rock up, it's also changed the velocities of many/most of those pieces.
          Also it's not just about how much energy is added to the system, but how. One big hit focusing all that force on one small piece of the crust vs spread out over many places and the atmosphere and ocean with many pieces missing us entirely due the the change in their orbit.

    Mycroft

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  45. at the axes of evil! by ByTor-2112 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cartesian coordinates (0,0) on the axes of evil of course.

  46. Re:A few years notice? by confused+one · · Score: 1

    by causing more of it to burn up in the atmosphere you're just shifting the energy input from the Earth's crust to the atmosphere. The damage to the crust will be less or less in any one spot; but, the atmosphere will heat up more. You can end up incinerating everything on the surface that way.

  47. Re:Look at it this way by daveime · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough the levels of CO2 are 50% higher than they have been in over a million years

    Oddly enough, the levels of methane follow exactly the same pattern as CO2. Strange that no one is suggesting we kill all our cows ?

    global warming because at first they deny it's happening

    Please don't call it global warming when we have 12 inches of fucking snow in Paris. It's climate change now, didn't you get the memo ?

    Sea food can poison you from the mercury but few want to change the causes

    And yet here we are, still eating fish.

  48. Someone get rid of that Flamebait mod by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey nmg196, thanks for being the straight man (and to Armakuni for doing the punch line). But what's up with the moderator who gave you a flamebait mod. Shouldn't a knowledge of the Simpsons be a prerequisite for joining Slashdot? (I can forgive not knowing Southpark reference in the subject line).

  49. Re:A few years notice? by mx_mx_mx · · Score: 1

    Laws work fine when you know all variables.
    Even apolo missions had to 'correct' the trajectory during the flight.

    Even slight error in observation will turn large in few years.

    Jupiter is quite large compared to earth, so error margin is larger.

    Remember an asteroid that was going to hit Mars with around %1 probability?

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  50. Which would be exactly the point of this story, by aussersterne · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    silly.

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  51. ... fellow slashdotters... by sznupi · · Score: 1

    ..., please, read the context before writing your post (the Anonymous Coward post to which I was replying...I was just pointing out that his claim about no similarities at all is invalid)

    That said, angel'o'sphere:

    a) the word asteroid never was precisely defined, but it is generally considered acceptable to use it for bodies above 10 m...certainly in the dozens or hundreds range. And anyways, yes, of course, I was referring to smaller impactors, those which are most likely to hit and the ones we have any hope of deflecting

    b) that's...why I wrote..."(when it's possible)"... (regarding detection and time left for deflection; because we do have technology, more or less - certainly we can do gravitational tug)

    c) read...the parent poster...
    (regarding also the punch line of your post)

    Well, I guess you're excused since for some ridiculous reason of all my posts this one got modded up...as Insightful even (WTF?)

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  52. Sales Job by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Rusty Schweickart is not, in this instance, an ex-astronaut, he is the CEO of B612 Foundation, dedicated to promoting their gravity tractor design for asteroid deflection. This design solves the 'problems' which are here hung around the necks of politicians. B612 has been 'solving' these same problems in the same way for over 20 years now. The situations where this design fails are still the same also, most notably short notice. This is no objective analysis of solutions to social and other problems that might arise --- this is a sales job for one of several designs that would need to be developed in order to meet the many possible problems. Yet this and the other designs with potential business backing, do not present themselves are inadequate alone, a social problem itself, in that these 'experts' are not pounding home the truth that no one an tell ahead of time which of these would be needed and/or would work if tried, so several different esigns would be required to be available. Also, these are large scale interplanetary programs, with a good chance of technical failure preventing successful completion, thus making it necessary to have more than one of each design available. Figure the odds of getting funding for more than one copy of one design. Yeah, until the impact table comes out with our names on it.

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  53. deadlock by jecowa · · Score: 1

    All this talk makes me want to play a Deadlock.

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  54. A not inhabited place is the obvious choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Select a place not inhabited by humans. Ohio, perhaps.

  55. Not like global warming, more like CFCs by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    The problem with Global Warming is that the science has been mixed far too much with anti-capitalist politicians. From Copenhagen:

    President Chavez "socialism, the other ghost that is probably wandering around this room, that’s the way to save the planet, capitalism is the road to hell....let’s fight against capitalism and make it obey us.” He won a standing ovation.

    http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/putting_our_economy_in_the_hands_of_chavez_fans What does that have to do with the technical problem of global warming? Absolutely nothing. For a better example of how everyone can cooperate see the battle against CFC emissions. That was a much more scientifically proven problem and thanks to the Montreal Protocol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_Protocol is now a problem under control. It didn't devolve into "evil capitalists destroying the environment" and "lets destroy all air conditions and refrigerators". There was a problem, then a technical fix.

    1. Re:Not like global warming, more like CFCs by Hatta · · Score: 1

      President Chavez "socialism, the other ghost that is probably wandering around this room, that's the way to save the planet, capitalism is the road to hell....let's fight against capitalism and make it obey us." He won a standing ovation.

      Well, he's right. There's no profit in stopping global warming. We saw first hand last year how capitalism can lead us into long term disaster for short term gains.

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  56. Re:A few years notice? by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The radiation is hardly a concern at all. More important is how the hell do you survive the 200-foot-high wave, even if it is just a one-off?"

    Per Lucifer's Hammer, learn to surf.

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  57. too many lies by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid, we were told smoking marijuana would cause birth defects.

    When we realized how badly our parents lied to us, we spent the next couple of decades assuming everything they said was a lie.

    Environmentalists are in the same boat now.

    Environmentalism cleaned up my air and water, then went on to spin so many lies that an awful lot of people are mistrustful of them - and rightly so.

    The tech is simply not there to support movement from theorizing about anti asteroid systems to developing them.

    The risk analysis of such endeavors is a massive fail.

    It's insane to propose multiple systems with little chance of effectiveness, but which are so expensive that engaging in them would throw us back to the Dark Ages in terms of quality of life.

    There is no hard decision here.

    It's an easy one, and we've already decided "No - not at this time - check back with us in a century or so."

  58. "Dear world we violated the treaty... by NevarMore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...to save all of you ungrateful fucks from a planet killing asteroid. Would you like to thank us or try and penalize us. Remember we only sent ONE of our nukes up."

  59. Pah, aim it at the US by Improv · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Our politics have been almost uniquely stupid recently. We've been meddling with other nations for a very long time, half our population is willfully ignorant to the point of rejecting evolution, we somehow think improving our healthcare system is immoral, one of our political parties is enthusiastically pro-torture, anti-science, and anti-reality while the other is hardly cohesive enough to be called a party, we think we're the best in the world while we do our very best to undermine the basics of civilization in the name of lassiez-faire. Just aim it for the middle of the bible belt in the US. The craziest of our crazies will even applaud it, because they're looking forward to punishment coming to the "sinful" nation.

    At least it would be entertaining watching some yahoos talk about how it's immoral to use state power to deflect it, because... OH! Once there's a need, there's a market, and the market creates the invisible hand! And the invisible hand will swat that asteroid out of the sky. Yeah, it's the new religion, and watching them watch it smoosh them would at least give us a laugh while the impact slowly smothers the rest of us.

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    1. Re:Pah, aim it at the US by khallow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Keep in mind that a key duty of the US is to safely contain idiots such as yourself. Consider what would happen if you were let loose in a unprotected country like Finland or London. It'd be like the Black Death. They'd have Socialism in no time and the mass dying would suck. However, the US is immunized against your breed of idiocy, like a cask of highly radioactive material cared for by a horde of giant mutant ants.

  60. Re:Look at it this way by TapeCutter · · Score: 1, Informative

    Actually we do kill the vast majority of our cows and then eat them. However their farts are not the source of problematic methane levels, that would be melting permafrost. The problem with cows is a land use issue not a flactuance issue. Melting permafrost releases vast quantities of methane, the reason methane and CO2 coincide in the geologoic record is because methane breaks down into CO2 and H2O in under 150yrs (150yrs is basically instantaneously on a gelogic scale)

    The memo you speak of was posted in the 90's by "skeptics" who claimed that the term "global warming" was a conclusion rather than a phenomena.

    I suggest you ease up on the mercury tainted fish, it's known to cause brain damage.

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  61. Wikipedia:Ignore All Rules by davidwr · · Score: 1

    One of the cardinal rules of Wikipedia is "If a rule prevents you from improving or maintaining Wikipedia, ignore it."

    If a nuclear test-ban treaty prevents you from saving the planet, ignore it.

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  62. Space Lasers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you could mount a huge chemical based laser in space(or the moon) and zap the roid enough to move it off target

    1. Re:Space Lasers by Delkster · · Score: 1

      How exactly would a laser beam cause enough of a kinetic effect on a large asteroid to change its trajectory away from a crash course? How huge would "huge" have to be?

    2. Re:Space Lasers by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      Possibly you could get it to move from the ablation caused by the laser. Still, that sounds like quite a crackpot scheme.

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  63. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by khallow · · Score: 1

    I imagine it'll depend on the politics and urgency of the time. But if the superpowers don't feel they'd get any mileage out of a open discussion or that there isn't time for such a discussion, then they won't do it. There will be a back room deal and they'll do whatever works. It really is that simple.

  64. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by khallow · · Score: 1

    The US would just turn it around, let loose a few seconds of ridiculously powerful laser, and nobody has to even know.

    The problem is that such a laser would be totally ineffective unless it were operated long before the collision and for a period of time far longer than seconds. Such a laser burst wouldn't deflect a fully loaded supertanker much less a small asteroid with around four thousand times the momentum and fifteen million times the energy.

  65. Nuclear? by Sandbags · · Score: 0

    Nuclear weapons in space are even more pointless than conventional explosives.

    At best, a nuclear weapon fired at a ship would cause EM issues, wut a rock could care less. Nuclear is only devastating on earth due to chain reaction, and radiation damage to life. The actual explosive force is not impressive given the size and weight of the munition.

    Conventional explosives could only be useful is 1) they work in a vacuum and 2) it could penetrate far enough to crack the roid before explosion.

    No, we're looking at 2 scenarios: most likely, extreme kenetic impact (very fast moving bullet) or powered diversion (land a rocket on it and push).

    Since we can't exaclty get 200 ton bullets in orbit, (and we'd need a lot of them to take care of fragments that might still be headed our way), we need lighter munitions that can self accelerate to very high speeds. These would be essentially useless to fire from orbit to the planet, but at ranges of a few light seconds they could be devastatingly effective. Mounting a rocket on an incoming roid is something FAR more difficult, and we're probably 100-150 years from the tech necessary (and we'd have the have a LONG warning, likely months or years).

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    1. Re:Nuclear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir... are talking out of your ass. =]

    2. Re:Nuclear? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your lack of confidence in the nuclear option is... misguided.

      http://www.aere.iastate.edu/no_cache/events-seminars/article/article/2806/2506.html

      When scientists talk about using nukes to move asteroids, they are usually talking about using the enormous heat and other radiation from the blast to ablate one side of the asteroid; this will cause the asteroid to move in the opposite direction (per newton's third law).

      -b

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    3. Re:Nuclear? by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      That link discusses the nuclear option only in multi-decade lead time scenarios, using ablating force. It's basically a small push, that's all... The same equivalent fource could EASILY be accomplished through direct impact, or via a landing pod and small rocket motor.

      The seminar goes on further to discuss that sub-1000-day lead times would use penatrating explosive force to provide a direct force. This is the idea of the tunneling warhead I discussed, penatrating only deep enough to blow off large chuncks, and change the angular momentum of the asteroid.

      The odds of us having notice at this point are sub-100-days, not sub-1000, unless it's a truly Massive roid. (ones that large are experienced on order of every few hundred thousand years). Closer lead times require complete asteroid destruction through direct kinetic energy, also discussed in the seminar. Only the multi-decade model used nuclear warheads. All the likely scenarios do not make use of it. It can not provide substantial impact in space.

      This article fully supports my statements, thanks for the post, except the use of nuclear at decade long distances (which is not an option, given the flight lifespan and power requirements which could not be sustained that long given our current technology).

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  66. Nuclear may not be the best idea by cjjjer · · Score: 1

    Based on the little information on Wikipedia about High-Altitude Nuclear Explosion or HANE it would seem that the eventual blast of the devices would make their back to Earth and cause other issues. It's not as easy as just launch, sit back and relax.

  67. Re:A few years notice? by khallow · · Score: 1

    Even slight error in observation will turn large in few years.

    You don't get how small the errors can be in celestial observations. A few measurements over a few days do not yield accurate results. Measurements over years yield really accurate projections of the trajectory of the asteroid decades and sometimes centuries in advance.

    Remember an asteroid that was going to hit Mars with around %1 probability?

    No I don't. But keep in mind that such an asteroid would have a 99% chance of not hitting Mars. So doesn't support your case one way or the other.

  68. The political issues are being way oversold by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    The main thing to keep in mind is that there are really only a few nations with the capability and money to address an asteroid impact threat--it doesn't matter what everyone else thinks. And you might not even need all of them, depending on who you get in a "coalition of the willing." The U.S., the E.U., and Japan are very close allies and that's more than half of the world's spacefaring capability right there.

    In addition, nations work much more closely together on some issues than on others. Look at the intense international coordination in addressing the financial crisis. Look at the response to H1N1 (which turned out to be an over-response, but the severity was not known at the beginning). Scientists in particular cooperate very well over national borders, and orbital mechanics is much simpler to independently verify and communicate than global climate. Once people know where to look, any serious astronomer could independently confirm an impact trajectory.

    The "old people have nothing to lose" argument gets trotted out all the time, but in practice most people get more conservative and cautious as they age, and have families they care about. Besides in a democracy if the public is alarmed then politicians will act regardless of what they think personally--or get voted out of office. No American president is going to sit on his (or her) hands as an asteroid strikes, because of some treaty.

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    1. Re:The political issues are being way oversold by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Look at the response to H1N1 (which turned out to be an over-response, but the severity was not known at the beginning)

      The fact that it wasn't as bad as they predicted is proof that they took the correct course of action. If they had said "There's a 10% chance that this could get out of control, so you should wash your hands and get vaccinated," no one would change their behavior. Since it gets labeled a pandemic, with the 24-hour news cycle people actually took some steps to limit exposure, which at least halved the possibility of a real epidemic.

      It's a lot like if we discovered an asteroid that will hit Earth in 10 years, and then a huge international team got together to strap an ion drive to it that will divert it with a long, concerted thrust. The thruster diverts it a single year, and everyone says "oh we totally overreacted." No we didn't - we reacted appropriately and removed any possibility that it could've killed us all. Much the same I think is the H1N1 scare. I mean, people get freaked out over absurdly unlikely occurrences like extinction-level asteroid collisions all the time, seems natural that we try to redirect the human impulse towards overreaction into something that will actually reduce a significant amount of death.

    2. Re:The political issues are being way oversold by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      By severity I meant the mortality rate of the disease itself is no higher than a typical seasonal flu. Agree that early action helped limit the size and/or speed of the outbreak.

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    3. Re:The political issues are being way oversold by oh2 · · Score: 1

      Pandemic is a measure of how widespread a disease is, not its lethality.

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    4. Re:The political issues are being way oversold by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      True but I did not use the word pandemic.

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  69. Re: who gets placed in the asteroid's crosshairs? by khallow · · Score: 1

    Depends on the size of the asteroid, what body of water it hits, and how far it is from those ports. They are point sources for tsunami. That means energy tends to spread out, yielding wave heights as the inverse of distance from the impact. If the impact is powerful enough that it's vaporizing ocean floor, then that's not to matter much. But a much smaller ocean impact could cause little damage simply because it happens far away from any major population.

  70. Why aim it at a landmass at all? by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 1

    The planet is mostly water; why not drop it in the middle of the Pacific? A tsunami seems better than a dust cloud blocking out the sun because we put it down in the Sahara. Then we could try to detonate nuclear weapons around it to disperse the the wave, and post it on youtube. Because that would be crazy-awesome.

  71. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

    The idea of nuclear propulsion isn't actually insane, it's just that no one has explored it on account of international bans, also that it's hard to keep computer equipment functioning in the presence of a nuclear blast.

    But if your goal is just to effect a huge change in an object's velocity, nukes would be very effective. And fragments are irrelevant, since even if the asteroid broke up momentarily, the point is to alter its trajectory, if a nuke went off with enough force to shatter it, it's likely none of the pieces would be headed for Earth.

  72. If we could pick a place.. What about by doctorjay · · Score: 1

    The Shahara Desert? The assuming we could force it to anyhwere we want on earth with a reasonable degree of accuracy AND the incoming projectile was coming perpendicular to the equator. If it were coming somwhere from the top or bottom, (that maynot matter..) I dont have anything in Africa but I dont believe that a greater area exists in all the world with such a low population density. 3.5 million square miles (9 million square kilometers) of desert. Ganted its inhabited by some, but it would be a lot easier to evac them then anywhere else on earth right? And who knows whith all the heat of the impact the sand would glaze over and we would ahve a massive glass quarry afterwards hehe

  73. An Asteroid is the Least of Our Problems by DeanFox · · Score: 1


    "When it comes to stopping a cataclysmic Earth vs." {anything}... We can't agree.

    We're coming up on a perfect storm -
    Used up more than half of all the oil in less than one generation.
    With modern farming this planet can only support about 6.5 - 7 billion (where we are at now) and that's going to double.
    Using all that oil has released all the primordial CO2 gases back in the atmosphere that took billions years to remove back in the atmosphere which will change the growing seasons and locations affecting both farming and likely negating the possibility of supporting a doubling of the population.
    Pollution and over development has already destroyed fresh water resources for hundreds of millions - Spain is already shipping in fresh water from other countries. And half the population (current numbers) will not have access to fresh water in 50 years - but by that time the population will have almost doubled so those numbers are probably moot.

    And this is only the "cold front" of the perfect storm that's coming - And they're worried about a friggin asteroid?! Frankly, IMHO, an asteroid is exactly what this planet needs right about now.

    -[d]-

  74. I'm not sure politicians get to play that much by hazydave · · Score: 1

    In the event of the detection of a death asteroid, I rather expect it immediately becomes a top military secret. It may be the USA, Russia, Europe, China, whomever working together or apart to stop the thing, but I don't imagine for a second this is going to be spending years of debate in Congress. And in fact, it would be in the public interest to not start shouting about the end of life as we know it on earth in ten years BEFORE the problem is actively being addressed.

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  75. Why not just deflect the Earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're already here. No need to go to the asteroid. And if we nudge the planet a little further from the sun we solve global warming at the same time.

  76. Help me out here... by mea37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, the issues with using a nuclear weapon are political, not social. Then again I'm more concerned about the physics of that solution.

    As for dragging the asteroid so it will miss... the supposed social concern is that there will be times between when you start changing the path and when you've got it fully deflected, where it would (if you stop pushing) hit a place on Earth that it would not have hit before. Two things:

    1) TFA mentions that you would start this mission decades before a possible impact. You wouldn't know for sure that it would impact yet. Much less would you know where the impact would occur. Hence, you wouldn't know where the "corridor of risk" would be. Nobody would have to choose which countries to "put at risk", because nobody would be able to make such a choice if they wanted to.

    2) If the asteroid's initial trajectory is going to hit the Earth, then there's a 70% chance (roughly) that it will hit water. Even the people in any given country are probably at equal or less risk if the asteroid is momentarily pointed at their country's land mass, than if it is left to hit the ocean in their hemisphere. In other words, the "corridor of risk" wouldn't be at elevated risk - it would be at slightly less decreased risk than other locations on Earth.

    It seems to me that if you want to drag the asteroid, picking the direction should be easy. Estimate its current trajectory as best you can. On the very unlikley chance that trajectory hits the center of the Earth, I guess you have to choose randomly; but in the vastly more likely case that it passes relatively near the center of the Earth (such that it would hit the Earth), wouldn't you drag it in the opposite direction (i.e. draw an arrow from the center of the earth to the line of the trajectory where it passes the center; push it the direction the arrow points)? Minimum energy and maximum chance of success...

    1. Re:Help me out here... by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      The most efficient solution would be to speed it up at its aphelion or perihelion; you'll get the most bang for your buck in terms of orbital mechanics.

      from wikipedia:

      Since the Earth is approximately 12,750 km in diameter and moves at approx. 30 km per second in its orbit, it travels a distance of one planetary diameter in about 425 seconds, or slightly over seven minutes. Delaying, or advancing the impactor's arrival by times of this magnitude can, depending on the exact geometry of the impact, cause it to miss the Earth. By the same token, the arrival time of the impactor must be known to this accuracy in order to forecast the impact at all, and to determine how to affect its velocity.

      You only need to nudge an asteroid a tiny bit (depending on how far away it is) to produce effective course changes.

      -b

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    2. Re:Help me out here... by RockDoctor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1) TFA mentions that you would start this mission decades before a possible impact. You wouldn't know for sure that it would impact yet. Much less would you know where the impact would occur.

      to know that there is going to be an impact, you need to have the asteroid and the Earth within (to a first approximation, for the description not for the calculation) 6360km of each other AT THE SAME TIME.
      The Earth's orbital velocity is around 100000km/hour ; to get Earth and asteroid in the same place at the same time, you need to have your asteroid crossing the Earth's orbit within a window about 7 minutes in duration. During 7 minutes, the Earth's equator travels around 100km.
      If we know (or have high confidence) that there's going to be an impact, then we know to a quite close location where it's going to hit. Remembering that we're not really concerned about small impacts, but ones with a nation or continent obliterating potential, then we can assure destruction of "Ground Zero".
      (The back-of the envelope calculations are assuming that the asteroid comes in perpendicular to the Earth's orbit; a grazing or low-angle impact is considered more likely, I think.

      2) If the asteroid's initial trajectory is going to hit the Earth, then there's a 70% chance (roughly) that it will hit water.

      If it's going to hit, we'll know Ground Zero to within a few hundred kilometers, as discussed above. But the level of damage that a "civilisation threat" would do makes the water-vs-land impact question pretty trivial. A water impact may well be worse than a land impact.

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  77. Just call in Bruce Willis! by L3370 · · Score: 1

    Ask Bruce Willis. He knows nukes in space will do nothing unless you bury it WITHIN the asteroid!

  78. Target Practice by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Or we could practice on non-earth-threatening asteroids to hone our skills for this sort of thing when it really does become a crisis.

  79. Re:And the target is.... my keyboard by Wardish · · Score: 1

    Don't do that!!!

    I darn near had to buy another keyboard.

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  80. Obvious Solution by some+old+guy · · Score: 1

    Considering the AoE of a large impact, any target located in the central Middle East would be an enormous boon to world peace and stability. No more "holy" cities and shrines to fight over. Imagine, world religion wiped out by an act of "God"!

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  81. obvious by thelonious · · Score: 1

    Park it in the grand canyon, soon to be the grander canyon, charge admission, profit

  82. Aim the Asteroid at Self-Righteous Island by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok here’s my plan:

    We tell people of similar caliber (Bill O'reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Karl Rove, etc) that after a life dedicated to “promoting the greater good”, they are to be rewarded with a free gift of land on one of the uncharted islands in the south pacific.

    We even go a step further and build houses and infrastructure for them to convince them it is a legit offer. Once they have settled in, we aim the asteroid at the island.

    Two problems solved with one stone (no pun intended)!

  83. Re:A few years notice? by 2short · · Score: 1


    Please calculate the mass & speed of an asteroid whose kinetic energy, converted entirely to heat, is equal to... let's say 1% of what the the earth receives from the sun in a day. Feel free to approximate wildly. Then let us know if there is reason to believe such an asteroid exists.

  84. Africa by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    You forgot Africa, which on the NASA Apophis simulation is facing the asteroid as it comes at us. However if it misses Africa, it'll end up in the Atlantic and doom the US East coast and Caribbean.

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  85. Unnecessary worries. by Wardish · · Score: 1

    Cease your concerns.

    After all we all have leaders that are the people best qualified to make hard decisions based on all the rational evidence that is available.

    It's not like they were picked for their charisma and ability to raise money from various people wanting special access.

    And our wonderful legislatures, composed of the best minds available, who would immediately understand the "gravity" of the situation and pass the necessary laws to enable the populace to line up behind emergency programs while maintaining a functioning society.

    It's not like they were picked for their charisma and ability to direct federal money to their districts.

    In closing I would just like to say that our best and brightest would lead us through.

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  86. Re: who gets placed in the asteroid's crosshairs? by scorp1us · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually I like the idea of an ocean impact. While there is an ass-load of people along any coast, the over-all effets are minimal. Yes, immense flooding and a billion people will die. But the important thing is the atmosphere will be loaded with water and will recover in days.

    Meanwhile an impact on land would send dirt particles up, blocking light for weeks or months, killing plants, freezing the entire planet. We would have a much harder time (as a planet) surviving a land impact than a water one.

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  87. Treaties by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Treaties will be flat-out ignored if they get in the way. So Sayeth The Scared Voters.

    Indeed, no politician would dream of even quickly officially undoing or altering said treaties for fear of looking like they view paperwork as more important than lives.

    Secondly, as for where to aim it, any asteroid big enough to worry about, but small enough it could hit somewhere on Earth and not kill everyone, is a teeny, tiny size window. It should be trivially easy to turn it into rubble that mostly burns up, or effortlessly deflect it.

    Remember that 1 mile per hour sideways (or slowed, or sped up) adds up to thousands of miles deviation over 6 months or several years. Even less is really all that's needed with enough time. And smallish asteroids, i.e. "less than a mountain" we are well within the technology to easily smash it to bits and send the pieces flying at much higher speed than that.

    So whoever's doing this "social analysis" sounds himself like a physical scientist, and not a politician who knows how easily it would be to make this happen to "save the lives of millions of registered voters", to borrow from Ghostbusters.

    For christ's sake, people, this year's US deficit for one year is $1.4 trillion , just based on hot air about scary the economy is, and you know those politicians have to be dragged kicking and screaming to spend money to get votes.

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  88. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by Hatta · · Score: 1

    His argument seems to pretty grossly overestimate the extent to which international law and institutions are really law and institutions in the sense they are within countries, versus looser arrangements that, when push comes to shove, get overriden by realpolitik.

    Hmm, when you put it that way international law sounds exactly like national law. Notice how no one has been tried for violating FISA, torturing detainees, etc.

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  89. That's easy by formfeed · · Score: 1
    To get a nuke into space you just have to make it a joint project of NATO, Russia, and China.

    As for the question, where the deflected asteroid's gonna hit: not the US, Europe, Russia, or China.

  90. use its own rotational kinetic energy! by jrvz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If we do discover an asteroid coming our way, I think we need a better method of dealing with it than a nuclear explosion, which would just break it up and make some collision more likely (i.e. like a shotgun instead of a rifle). I propose to use a space elevator instead. I assume the asteriod will be rotating, so I suggest we use that rotational kinetic energy for propulsion:

    (1) Rendezvous with the asteroid. Time is important, so this will probably require a nuclear rocket.

    (2) Construct a really strong anchor point, probably using a net around the entire asteriod.

    (3) Construct a space elevator connected to the anchor. The asteriod will have much weaker gravity and much higher rotational velocity than the earth, so an elevator there wouldn't have to be nearly as long or strong as here. The motion of the asteriod may not be simple (precession in addition to rotation), which means the elevator will pivot about the anchor point.

    (4) Use the elevator to launch payloads (bags of rubble). This doesn't require any net energy: a payload beyond the stationary orbit radius will pull outward, and can be used to lift the next payload. Each launch gives the asteroid a nudge (by conservation of momentum). You can't choose the direction of the nudges arbitrarily - assuming simple rotation, they have to be in the plane of rotation. Approximately twice a year, payloads can be launched toward earth. That would be a good time to send construction workers back home.

  91. Re:A few years notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IIRC the orbit of Mercury was not worked out completely satisfactorily until general relativity.

  92. Re:Look at it this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually cows release more methane from belching than they do from farting.

  93. Missing the point by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Err... WTF are you smoking? Just about every intelligence agency on the planet said before the Afghan campaign that invading Afghanistan would not yield a positive result

    The point I was trying to make is that the US did not sit around wringing its hands and going "oh dear, we can't do anything because the lawyers would get in the way" even for something far less severe than an asteroid. I agree that some/most of what they did was not at all sensible - hence my second point about making sure that you have a sane leader.

  94. Re:A few years notice? by nsteinme · · Score: 1

    It's like ants

    ants with nukes

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  95. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't quite work like that. anything that is big enough to be a threat... 1 impact, 1000 impacts, the same amount of energy gets released into the system -- that system being Earth.

    Who said the damage is caused by energy directly? The one that killed the dinosaurs [based on one theory, and we don't really know what happened] didn't kill much on impact, but threw particles in the air that blocked the sun. It was the blocked sun changing the climate and starving the plants that wiped out all large animals, not the energy from the impact. So I don't get the argument that it's the total system energy that matters. It seems irrelevant. There's some point where a single impact will throw enough junk into the air to cause a major problem. Below that, the impact won't have global impact. And if we get the largest chunk below that size, we will have prevented that problem. Now, if you want to concede that point and move on to another, that's fine. If you want to debate that point, that's fine. But to pretend that I'm saying something that's in any way related to the total amount of energy in the system being relevant, then we aren't talking about the same event.

    So, what's your goal here? Liquify a region of the crust, or heat the atmosphere to the point that everything on the surface is incinerated, or both?

    My goal is to determine what events will kill all (or almost all) the people on earth, and prevent them. Wanting to liquify crust or heat the atmosphere are apparently distractions brought up by you because you either don't understand what I'm saying or are being deliberately obtuse.

  96. Martians may throw rocks at us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the green colored Martians, but the Chinese immigrant sort. This is fairly likely to happen in the next 200 years when they get sick of Terrestrials trying to run their business.

    Since the likelihood of an Asteroid striking Earth goes up quite a bit when it's got a rocket guiding it in, yes, I'd say there's cause for prudent preparation.

  97. Nonsense. by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Even a relatively small astroid hitting anywhere would be a major disaster for all people on Earth. This idea of choosing where to hit is just a distraction. If it hits it is a problem. The only solution is no hit. That actually isn't that hard if you're going to the trouble of doing anything at all.

  98. Re:Look at it this way by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    True but the principle is the same regardless of the location of the orifice

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  99. Re:A few years notice? by confused+one · · Score: 1

    For fun, lets use 99942 Apophis. It's orbital speed is 30.728 km/s. Now, I know it's the relative velocity that matters; and, the impact wouldn't be at this speed... For argument sake though, I'll use that velocity. Its mass based on the most recent estimates is 2.7x10^12 kg. The kinetic energy is therefor 2.5x10^21 J. Earth receives 174x10^15 J/s total (of which 30% is reflected, blah blah blah). That's 15x10^21 J/24h. So, the kinetic energy of 99942 Apophis, a 270 m diameter rocky NEA, is equivalent to 17% of the total energy received by Earth from the Sun in one day.

    Now, a more realistic number for 99942 Apophis is based on the difference in orbital speeds, which is only 2.4x10^18 J, 3 orders of magnitude lower. This is 0.016 % of the energy received by the Earth each day. I'll stop now.

  100. just aim it at Africa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    simple: just aim it at Africa. Solve poverty and overpopulation with one shot. Besides, given what Africa produces the economic impact to the world would be negligible.

  101. fuck by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    undoing retarded mod. sorry.

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  102. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by JBaustian · · Score: 1

    Any American president can terminate ANY treaty unilaterally. Some treaties have a notification rule, so to be entirely compliant the other signatories would have to be notified. But so what?

    Jimmy Carter terminated the defense treaty with Taiwan, unilaterally, and terminated three different treaties when he turned the Canal Zone over to Panama.

  103. Change treaty, hit Africa by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    We are no where near ready to do something about an asteroid about to hit us. First off, we would get possibly less than a day's notice. Some that have nearly hit us recently we didn't even know about until it had passed us. Then lots of thought would have to be put on how to properly address the threat. Do nothing, if do something, what do we do? Who would do it? If it had to hit a continent, that would be Africa. Nothing significant is down there anyhow, it's almost all desert. In fact Saharan sand would probably be the best thing it could hit.. We may also get rid of a pirate problem.

  104. Do not criticise what do not undertsand. by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 0

    If the constant arguing and bickering about what to do about global warming is anything to go by, they never will be ready. As a teen I read lots of sci-fi, but then I grew up. One of the recurrent themes was the Earth was doomed for some reason so we'd all have to build a fleet of ships and go off and colonise another world. Even as a 13-year-old I was highly skeptical of those stories, not because of the technology or the distances or any of the practical difficulties, but because I knew that politics would never function to the point where a decision could have been reached, let alone acted upon. If global warming is truly in need of a rapid, urgent and above all united effort to combat (and whether it is or not is your first argument, right there), then quite honestly, we're doomed. Perhaps one reason we've never detected an advanced civilisation out there is because they all go through this stage, or fail to.

    Sir Arthur C.Clarke wrote a book in conjunction Sir Patrick Moore regarding this matter and it was done in the name of helping the tsunami people, and you will remember that fateful day which we are close to. May I remind you that speculation regarding an Astroid hitting Earth is all to real. If you think for one moment you can take everything for granted, you are mistaken and we have already had a few near misses recently, whereby the publicity was gagged to not create a panic. Nasa never saw this coming either. as it was a Ultra Violet and Dark in space. I urge people to read more rather than being judgemental on this subject.

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  105. water by GregNorc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Waiter covers 70% of the Earth's surface. Now, if we exclude areas that would cause catastrophic flooding the number gets smaller, but I'll bet we could find someplace out in the middle of the ocean to deflect it.

  106. Re:doesn't seem to really understand how things wo by Agripa · · Score: 1

    Wait, why is nuking it a bad idea? If you can break it up, the smaller pieces will burn up or make small craters. If you let a large one hit directly, it can cause nuclear winter. I'd rather take destruction of 20% of the surface in small craters than one large hit that blocks out the sun for 10 years (or however long it lasts).

    The energy transfer to the biosphere is ultimately what does the most damage. Sea strikes are significantly more damaging than land strikes even when you ignore the tsunamis because the energy gets converted into vaporized water which condenses out across the globe. There would be months of continuous rain and failure of almost all crops. With land strikes, a significant amount of the impact energy can radiate directly back into space and the damage is more localized. If the asteroid is broken up but the remains still enter the atmosphere, the energy transfer just becomes more efficient.

  107. Re:A few years notice? by mx_mx_mx · · Score: 1

    Even slight error in observation will turn large in few years.

    You don't get how small the errors can be in celestial observations. A few measurements over a few days do not yield accurate results. Measurements over years yield really accurate projections of the trajectory of the asteroid decades and sometimes centuries in advance.

    Remember an asteroid that was going to hit Mars with around %1 probability?

    No I don't. But keep in mind that such an asteroid would have a 99% chance of not hitting Mars. So doesn't support your case one way or the other.

    It does, because this shows that orbit calculations aren't that accurate.

    However, you probably are right that few years of observation can give accurate results.

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  108. What's going on in Tunguska these days? by Shang+Chi · · Score: 1

    If we have the ability to choose an impact site, why not Tunguska again? Seems like the world did fine after the last time something hit there.