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  1. Re:immigration category on Torvalds Becomes an American Citizen · · Score: 3, Funny

    More likely "O log n"

  2. Re:Good on Astronomers Find Diamond Star 4,000 km Wide · · Score: 1

    Diamonds are worthless

  3. Fixed on The Advent of Religious Search Engines · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does the real world contradict your religious views? Tired of getting (insert taboo here) and worried you'll (moralising afterlife disincentive here)?

  4. Re:news for nerds = megacorp mergers? on HP To Acquire ArcSight For 1.5 Billion · · Score: 1

    I had to reach for my corporate bullshit dictionary when I saw "compliance management".

    Obviously you can't just explain this term with mere text. You'll need to see the flowchart and powerpoint presentation for yourself,

  5. Re:guess what on Lo-Fi Phones and the Future · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only HD?
    You're all a bunch of suckers buying HD phones and HD TVs, when Ludicrous Definition is just around the corner.

  6. Re:You know what would make it instant? on Google Instant Announced · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If I wanted my search engine to be stuffed full of shit, I would have used yahoo from the 90s, then migrated to bing.
    Ever since google started messing up their front page by, you know, adding stuff, I started using the firefox search box. This had the side effect of diversifying the search tools I use, and about:blank really is the best homepage.

    Now call me a conservative whiny techie, but never having to see obnoxious random "experiments", and logo doodles ever again is a huge step forward.

  7. Re:scary on Translating Brain Waves Into Words · · Score: 1

    Eat the Donut. Eat the donut. Eat the Donut. Eat the donut. Eat the Donut.

  8. Already secure on NSA Director Says the US Must Secure the Internet · · Score: 1

    The internet is already secure for me, when using SSH to a trusted host.
    Job done.

  9. Barcodes on UK's Royal Mail Launches First Intelligent Stamps · · Score: 4, Insightful

    2D barcodes designed to be read by a phone, largely for marketing purposes, have been in use in Japan since forever.

    Also, this is pointless.

  10. Re:Waste on Ryanair's CEO Suggests Eliminating Co-Pilots · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would glady pay a few extra bucks to ... not be on the same flight as typical Ryanair customers.

  11. Re:Psychiatric consultation! on Best Way To Archive Emails For Later Searching? · · Score: 1

    I would use a computer older than your dad just to use as an alarm clock, but I just can't help upgrading.

  12. Re:The problem is that Facebook games are bad on Target To Sell Facebook "Credits" As Gift Cards · · Score: 1

    I am disgusted with the quality of facebook games.
    Not all of us are boring click monkeys. Many of us are vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs, who remember the good old days, when games were original and provocative.

  13. shutdown -h now on Microsoft Patents OS Shutdown · · Score: 1

    Slashdot user shutdown -h now, i've got some bad news for you.

  14. Re:And Lucas says... on How To Make Authentic Lightsabers · · Score: 3, Informative

    Guns? You mean walkie-talkies.

  15. Re:Not limited to logogram-based languages on Wired Youths In China & Japan Forget Character Forms · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm a doctor

  16. Re:This is my shortcut to learning chinese... on Wired Youths In China & Japan Forget Character Forms · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Thank gawd English is a one-to-two keys to characters mapping at most.
    Years ago, I wrote from scratch, a sort of enhanced pinyin entry system for myself. It provided additional hints for the language learner.

    The program loads all characters into memory, sorted alphabetically by pinyin. That way, it's fast enough to keep up with your typing.
    When I wrote it, I just couldn't help thinking that these logographic languages do not belong in the information technology age, and that powerful evolutionary forces would be acting on them. Apparently this was correct, as per this article.
    Strangely enough, my girlfriend who is a native mandarin speaker, also found my language learner program useful, but with the pinyin mapping swapped out for wubi. It's another entry system based on strokes and totally unintelligible to myself.

    One day I might get around to porting that pile of pascal, into something more modern, and a linux GUI toolkit so I can run it natively.

  17. Re:For the children on Why the World Is Running Out of Helium · · Score: 1

    That works with hydrogen too. Xenon is far funnier though.

  18. Real name online on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know I shouldn't have used my real name on Slashdot

  19. Re:Ah, Yes, 'Let Someone Else Worry About It' on Why You Shouldn't Worry About IPv6 Just Yet · · Score: 1

    Going to be difficult for all those billions of LAM(ysql)P users until they gets a better way of storing them.

    Apparently support for ipv6 is "Status: On-Hold - Priority: Low". So it looks like we're all going to have to migrate to LAP(ostgres)P.

  20. Re:So. on Employees Would Steal Data When Leaving a Job · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nuke them from orbit?

  21. Re:Oh, really on "Choose Your Own Adventure" On Your iPhone · · Score: 1, Funny

    The slashvertisement tag is redundant in the apple section.

    (Press releases for hipsters. Stuff that's shiny.)

  22. Re:Ikatako Virus Replaces Victims' Files With Pict on Ikatako Virus Replaces Victims' Files With Pictures of Squid · · Score: 1

    Yeah ok, that's an octopus. Haven't started on my first coffee of the day yet.

  23. Re:Ikatako Virus Replaces Victims' Files With Pict on Ikatako Virus Replaces Victims' Files With Pictures of Squid · · Score: 1

    All I really wanted from TFA was a picture of the squid.

    I guess this could be the squid in question

  24. Re:Backs down = on Vodafone Backs Down In Row With Android Users · · Score: 1

    And this is why my phone isn't a smart phone.
    Any convenience or value provided by these devices, is never going to be worth placing myself in someone's walled garden.

  25. Re:The system should automatically disable an acco on Can Twitter and Facebook Deal With Their Dead? · · Score: 1

    How about if enough people write "Good night sweet prince" on your wall?