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  1. Re:Where's the Bureau of ATF? on Can Twitter and Facebook Deal With Their Dead? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Twitters die younger
    Facebook when pregnant harms your baby
    Your doctor or your pharmacist can help you stop posting
    Facebook is highly addictive, don't start
    Farmville may reduce blood flow and cause impotence
    Protect children: don't make them a zombie

  2. apt-get on Canonical Begins Tracking Ubuntu Installations · · Score: 1

    One more for the list:

    apt-get purge empathy evolution gwibber ubuntu-shitty-games ubuntuone-client rhythm-ghettoblaster canonical-census

  3. Re:I used to have trouble falling asleep on The Brain's Secret For Sleeping Like a Log · · Score: 1

    Change from a depth first search, to a breasts first search?

  4. Re:Tech blogs are funny. on Google Kills Wave Development · · Score: 2, Funny

    Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what Google wave is. You have to see an indie youtube video for yourself.

  5. Always 25 years on Boeing's Hybrid Electric Airliner of the Future · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All the coolest technology is always now()+25 years away.

  6. Re:Make the 3D fad go away on Why Bad 3D, Not 3D Glasses, Gives You Headaches · · Score: 1

    I'd need to buy a blu-ray player first, before I could upgrade it.

  7. Re:isn't that the point? on HDMI Labeling Requirements Promise a Stew of Confusion · · Score: 1

    Only if they get to the shop in the first place. Otherwise apathy will ensure this generation of connectors gets skipped.

  8. Re:Maybe they could settle these cases faster on UK Courts Rule Nintendo DS R4 Cards Illegal · · Score: 1

    That's not very fair.
    It should be like Top Trumps, where "most money" is just one of the stats.

  9. Re:Just bought WD 64GB SSD on Why SSDs Won't Replace Hard Drives · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought 10s boots were only true in fairy tales,
    Meant for someone else, but not for me.

  10. Re:Thoughts on Behind the Special Effects of Inception · · Score: 1

    Isn't it slightly early to announce the "movie of the decade"?

  11. Re:Haven't Seen Inception on Behind the Special Effects of Inception · · Score: 1

    What about the "I will see it when I can do so in the privacy of my home with family/friends, and no jerks ruining the experience, regardless of cost" stage of life?

    First cam torrent: - Quality + Immediateness + Private venue.
    First non-cam: + Quality + Immediateness + Private venue.
    Cinema: + Quality + Immediateness - Private venue.
    DVD: + Quality -- Immediateness + Private venue

    First non-cam wins, even when price isn't factored in at all.
    Film industry: Please add value to your product by optimizing your offering.

  12. The internet on Al Franken's Warning On Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    In the beginning, the internet was just a series of tubes.
    Over time, and much to most people's delight, it morphed into a series of boobs.
    Without net neutrality, it will become no more than a series of cubes (ie: Television 2.0)

  13. Re:Doesn't Matter on Facebook Adds Delete Account Option · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damn right!

    I won't be satisfied until the delete button releases nanites which crawl into the backups, and REALLY delete my profile.

  14. Re:Learning Without a Negative Response? on The End of Forgetting · · Score: 3, Funny

    Genghis Khan asked to be buried without markings. According to legend, the funeral escort killed anyone and anything across their path, to conceal where he was finally buried. After the tomb was completed, the slaves who built it were massacred, and then the soldiers who killed them were also killed.

    You may consider a similar approach to facebook privacy.

  15. Re:Military on Glass Invisibility Cloak Shields Infrared · · Score: 1

    A large part of the mosquito’s sense of smell, or olfactory system, is devoted to sniffing out human targets. Of 72 types of odour receptor on its antennae, at least 27 are tuned to detect chemicals found in perspiration.

    So carbon dioxide, octenol and nonanal, among many others.
    Also nonanal acts synergistically with carbon dioxide".

  16. Re:Reinventing the window? on Firefox Tab Candy Alpha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's see, I've got multiple workspaces, with multiple instances of firefox running, and each has one or more tab.

    But something is missing. It's just not fine grained enough.
    If only tabs could have tabs!

  17. Re:WTF on Wi-Fi WPA2 Vulnerability Found · · Score: 1

    Hans R Camenzind?

  18. Re:Tit for tat on 'Bloatware' Becoming a Problem On Android Phones · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bloatware is when the user bought a fart app, which also queefs.

  19. Re:Ignore the certificates on Measuring LAMP Competency? · · Score: 1

    Subtle dig at PHP?

    You know PHP does offer nice ways to do this, along with many horrible ways along with ACs all too commonly used example.
    PDO::prepare for example.

  20. Re:Back in the good ol days on India's New Rupee Symbol Won't Show On Computers · · Score: 0, Troll

    Newfags can't rupee

  21. Re:Insulting? on Mozilla Bumps Security Bug Bounty To $3,000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I take all pricing set above or below the true market value to be a PERSONAL insult!
    You insensitive clod.

  22. Re:side effect on First 'Malaria-Proof' Mosquito Created · · Score: 1

    That's why I'll only eat non-GM gnu.

  23. Re:Scum on The Unstoppable 'Tech Support' Scam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whilst I am going to have to flog myself for XKCD linking...

    WE RUN LINUX!

  24. Re:cheese penis on The Curious Case of SSD Performance In OS X · · Score: 1

    Can I get this as a Civilization IV mod?

  25. RST packets on Tunneling Under the Great Firewall? · · Score: 1

    You might want to look into dropping RST packets at BOTH ends under certain circumstances, because the Chinese spams those around almost randomly.
    Using the internet in China is very flaky and unreliable, because what they've set up isn't this all powerful, stateful firewall; as maybe they'd like you to believe, but a b0rk-the-internet pile of RST spewing shit.