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Ryanair's CEO Suggests Eliminating Co-Pilots

postbigbang writes "Ryanair's miser-in-chief Michael O'Leary now suggests eliminating co-pilots as a way to save money. Will airliners be powered by drones, or is it actually viable to have just a single pilot on passenger planes?"

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  1. Waste by gilesjuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm all for cutting waste and luxuries we can do without. But when it comes to safety and personnel this is just going too far.

    1. Re:Waste by spleen_blender · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You sacrifice safety for expediency daily. Everyone does. It isn't black and white but a gradient. I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest the advance of modern technology has made co-pilots possibly unnecessarily redundant.

    2. Re:Waste by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And they are also going to charge £1 for a visit to the loo.

      So what happens when you run out of coins? Wet your seat? That would put an end to the fee fairly soon.

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    3. Re:Waste by Knave75 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I believe that computers make fewer mistakes than humans, so I would in fact prefer a plane with a single (or no) human pilots.

      Before I get hit with a straw man, I am in no way saying that computers are infallible. Of course they are programmed by humans, and mistakes will be made. I am just saying that the error rate for computers is probably less than that for humans. We kinda suck at not making mistakes.

    4. Re:Waste by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, no. The way things are going... you'll be arrested for being a terrorist.

    5. Re:Waste by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      I actually say that IT types use this as an opportunity. I think we have the tech to completely replace a co-pilot with AI. After that has been in place for a while and working well we could replace the pilot too. Really, flying a plane isn't terribly complicated, I hear landing requires skill but not smarts. And AI has unlimited skill. Emergency decisions could be controlled from the ground.

      You'd gain valuable cockpit space for first FIRST class seats that get wall to wall windows which would help for costs. And we could market it to the paranoid government officials with the line: Hijack this, bitch.

    6. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, I believe that computers make fewer mistakes than humans, so I would in fact prefer a plane with a single (or no) human pilots.

      Before I get hit with a straw man, I am in no way saying that computers are infallible. Of course they are programmed by humans, and mistakes will be made. I am just saying that the error rate for computers is probably less than that for humans. We kinda suck at not making mistakes.


      I do agree with you, but it's also true that humans are really good at noticing that something's not right and coming up with a contingency plan based on the current circumstances. Computers aren't particularly good at that. And if they were, I have no reason to believe that Ryanair would consider using such complex/costly systems.

    7. Re:Waste by feepness · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest the advance of modern technology has made co-pilots possibly unnecessarily redundant.

      I would gladly take the additional risk and save a few bucks.

      Flying is much safer than driving even if our monkey brains can't handle the concept of rare medium scale catastrophes vs common small scale ones.

    8. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Emergency decisions could be controlled from the ground. [...] Hijack this, bitch.

      You might want to think that over.

    9. Re:Waste by blackraven14250 · · Score: 0

      I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest the advance of modern technology has made co-pilots possibly unnecessarily redundant.

      Technology can fly a plane from JFK to Heathrow. What it can't do is take off from JFK and land at Heathrow.

    10. Re:Waste by TheLink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about Ryanair elimate their CEO position? That'll save some money too.

      I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest that an AI could replace their CEO.

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    11. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your computer would have let all of these people die and possibly taken out several buildings. Please run for congress.

    12. Re:Waste by paeanblack · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm all for cutting waste and luxuries we can do without. But when it comes to safety and personnel this is just going too far.

      The exact same thing was said when the railroad industry began to eliminate brakemen.

      They too were the "eyes and ears" on the train, served critical safety functions, and acted as a backup engineer. Better technology came along, and they were simply no longer needed. The new air brakes failed less often than the people did. Trains were safer with an automated system being responsible for a task formerly done by a human.

      The exact same thing was said in 1911 when someone entered a car into the Indy 500 that carried only one person. It was unsafe; it endangered other drivers. The new technology this time was a rear-view mirror. Now this dangerous technological replacement for a live human being is a standard feature on all cars.

      Also in 1911 came the development of automatic helm control for ships. The technology ended up faster, more accurate, and more reliable than a trained, experienced career helmsman. Guess what the major complaint was? Yeah...it was "unsafe"

    13. Re:Waste by Forge · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about dumping the flight attendants? On short flights and budget airlines, they hardly serve a purpose. (Unless you were going to follow the suggestion of lowering the educational requirements and removing the uniforms... Ohh... and adding some music, mood lighting and garters designed for holding cash.)

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    14. Re:Waste by yoshscout · · Score: 1

      Really, flying a plane isn't terribly complicated, I hear landing requires skill but not smarts.

      I am neither an expert in flying one of the commercial planes, but I am going to say your really underestimating this one. It might seem simple to you, but fire up one of the simulators and let's see if you hold that point. With lives on the line, the risk vs. reward is . They barely pay the co-pilots anything as is.

    15. Re:Waste by Spewns · · Score: 1

      How about Ryanair elimate their CEO position? That'll save some money too.

      Significantly more, I assume.

    16. Re:Waste by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would glady pay a few extra bucks to ... not be on the same flight as typical Ryanair customers.

    17. Re:Waste by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      You sacrifice safety for expediency daily. Everyone does. It isn't black and white but a gradient. I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest the advance of modern technology has made co-pilots possibly unnecessarily redundant.

      Of course it hasn't, and it won't until we have a true AI to run the show. Yes, if a flight proceeds normally a modern jetliner can pretty much fly itself. As a matter of fact, the air traffic control system the U.S. uses is based upon very old technology that doesn't account for advances in aircraft guidance systems that have been made over the years. So you're right in that sense: the big boys have been more than capable of routing and guiding themselves to their destinations for some years now. That really isn't the issue, though.

      The reason you want an experienced pilot on board is for those times when things don't go right. That happens all the time, more often than you might think, and the reason there aren't more serious accidents is because somebody was there to take over and handle something the automatics couldn't. At the current state-of-the-art, I wouldn't consider boarding an jetliner that didn't have a live pilot in the cockpit.

      Whether you believe that pilots make too much money (and yeah, they make a lot) is another issue entirely, and I'm sure that's all Mr. Ryan is concerned about.

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    18. Re:Waste by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest the advance of modern technology has made co-pilots possibly unnecessarily redundant.

      Co-pilots are there to handle things in case the pilot gets sick or something. If modern technology has made co-pilots unncesessary, it has made pilots unnecessary, period. If it hasn't made pilots redundant, then it has not made co-pilots redundant, either.

      Anyway, I think this is a really, really, really stupid idea. You are saving the $10,000-$100,000/year pilot salary and risking the $50-$150 million plane. Even from a corporate sociopath perspective, this is a really dumb idea.

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    19. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would glady pay a few extra bucks to ... not be on the same flight as typical Ryanair customers.

      +1

    20. Re:Waste by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're gambling that a pilot, traveling without a co-pilot, never gets sick, injured or dies while flying the plane. I'm sure that's just an isolated incidence ... or maybe not.

    21. Re:Waste by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      May depend on what kind of aircraft Ryanair flies, if previous discussions of air safety had any substance to them.

      Recall the Air France flight that came down over the Atlantic, and it led to a debate of human vs. computer control in passenger aircraft. Lots of it boiled down to Americans and Europeans beating the our-engineers-are-smarter-than-you drum at each other, despite the fact that both Airbus and Boeing have comparable and very good safety records with their respective approaches. If anything the debate was made more heated because there is so little in it.

      Anyhow, this may be a case where it does make a difference. Removing a co-pilot might be a completely different proposition in an Airbus or a Boeing.

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    22. Re:Waste by master0ne · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually auto piolet can take off and land a plane, what it cannot do at this point is runway taxiing. The problem is that in some cases a human can deal with unexpected circumstances better than a computer, so it is advantagous to have a human pilot onboard, and redundency is always nice incase one is injured/rendered unconcience in some sort of accident. However it would be feasable to eliminate a co-pilot if airline attendentes were given basic flight instructions (emergency landing/radio operation). In the grand scheme of things, i personally would not feel comftrable (at this point) with the knoldage that there is only one HUMAN on the plane i am on capable of manuvering and landing said aircraft.

      Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopilot (shows that take-off and landing autopilots do exist)

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    23. Re:Waste by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Until the pilot has a heart attack and dies, which happens periodically. There was one such case just last June on Continental Airlines, and another in February of 2008.... So yeah, if you're willing to increase the number of large airplane crashes by almost one per year, go ahead and cut out the copilots.

      The idea of training a flight attendant to perform a landing in the case of a pilot's death means that you would be trusting a minimally trained "pilot" to land a large jet with several hundred people aboard about once per year. That's absolute insanity. That's not cost cutting. It's homicide.

      I know I would stop flying IMMEDIATELY on any airline that even CONSIDERED doing that (which means at this point, I'd base jump off the Empire State Building before I'd fly Ryanair, BTW). If your airline's management is stupid enough to consider that, you almost certainly are cutting corners dangerously in other areas, e.g. maintenance. After all, by that same standard, you don't *need* to inspect all those things with such regularity. Most of the time, the parts won't fail even after twice that time....

      Now if he had said that they were considering putting in remote control systems so that a backup pilot on the ground could take over electronically in the event that the pilot became incapacitated, that might be palatable. There are ways for technology to reduce the need for a copilot in this day of fly-by-wire aircraft. However, what this guy is suggesting puts him beyond bonkers straight to psychopathic, homicidal maniac. Their CEO shouldn't be leading an airline. He should be locked up in a padded room somewhere so that he can't harm himself or others.

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    24. Re:Waste by jimngo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes it can. An autopilot/autothrottle/autoland system can fly an ILS approach, flare and touchdown. It's called CAT III ILS and isn't new technology. It has been around for a few decades. Both JFK and Heathrow have CAT III ILS approaches.

    25. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the crash rate of drones like the Predator, Reaper and the like? Pretty high. No thanks - if unmanned drones piloted by humans don't fare so well, no thanks to much larger unmanned drones piloted by computers.

      And please don't tell me the tech for auto-landing airliners is better - they are rarely if ever used in the field beyond certification type testing, so the question of whether they would work well enough in day to day production is undetermined.

    26. Re:Waste by pehrs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, it is ridiculous.

      In the cockpit you have two pilots for a reason. One is PF (Pilot Flying). One is PNF (Pilot Not Flying). The PF is responsible for actually flying the plane. The PNF is responsible for all the checks and offloading to ensure the pilot can take care of the plane. He reads the checklists, handles communication and everything else. And even with this set of checks one of the most common causes of accidents is "Pilot Error". Removing the checking function of the PNF in that situation is beyond insane. It would take us back 30 years in aircraft security and completely ignores the whole CRM (Cockpit Resource Management) concept. You should think of removing the CNF as making a law that all drivers on the road must speak in their mobile phone and fiddle with the radio while driving.

      Also, better technology has not made airplanes easier to fly. It has made them safer and more powerful, but not easier. It's like claiming that a modern nuclear powerplant doesn't need any engineers because it's all automatic... Planes are large and very complex machines. More technology means more failure modes.

    27. Re:Waste by GNious · · Score: 1

      Tried an all-machine landing coming into Chicago last year with American Airlines - was smoothest landing ever, although at one point it felt like a hysteresis somewhere got too excited.

      Cannot imagine take-off being all that more difficult.

    28. Re:Waste by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Technology can fly a plane from JFK to Heathrow. What it can't do is take off from JFK and land at Heathrow.

      Autopilots have been able to land planes for years. Probably better than a human as well.

    29. Re:Waste by orzetto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You seem to think that flight attendants only serve the purpose of serving orange juice. They are trained for safety and security purposes, including crashes and hijacking. Have you ever noticed that they are never teens who want to make a few bucks, like those who wait tables at the local pub? Yet, if the companies could save money hiring teens, rest assured they would.

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    30. Re:Waste by fmobus · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Cat 3 ILS means you can land the aircraft with zero visibility. You still need a human pilot.

    31. Re:Waste by pjt33 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If Ryanair scraps the flight attendants it loses the ability to try to sell stuff to a captive audience. That's not going to happen.

    32. Re:Waste by goffster · · Score: 1

      So why not have 2 co-pilots? 3 co-pilots? It always boils down to a matter of cost.
      If the cost of a co-pilot exceeds the expected cost of a crash because the co-pilot was not there, say, over 1000 flights,
      then the co-pilot should be eliminated.

    33. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can hear it already in a slightly panicked voice - "ehem......Ladies and Gentlemen.... does anyone on board know MS flight simulator?"

    34. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you are right and it is an interesting idea worthy of some consideration ... upon a moment's reflection my thoughts are this:
      A) technology in aircraft sometimes fails completely, meaning it falls to the human backup to get the plane to safety
      B) *humans* in aircraft sometimes fail completely (pilots have experienced strokes, food poisoning, and all sorts of other ailments while in flight), meaning it would be awfully useful to have a backup human on board, preferably flight-qualified for that aircraft and able to promptly take over (in seconds)
      C) at some times (usually takeoff/landing) it is extraordinarily useful to have someone else to share the task load. Coincidentally this is often the case in an unexpected crisis.

      It's a stupid idea for large passenger aircraft.

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    35. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's exactly right. People don't understand what a co-pilot is. No airline refers to the second cockpit member as a co-pilot. They are both pilots. One is a Captain and the other is a First Officer--the sole difference being one of seniority, not training or skill. They two typically take turns flying every other leg, and both are required to balance the workload. No transport airplane will be certified for single-pilot operation unless it has been specifically designed for one pilot, and none have. There are good reasons to have two humans up there--to back each other up, and use their combined judgement to handle situations when things are not normal. It's not a matter of technology replacing the pilot's mechanical skills. A computer would have to replace the pilot's mind, and we're not at that point yet. Certainly it's crazy for any Windows IT person to suggest that technology is reliable enough to hold the lives of hundreds in its silicon hands. They of all people should know better.

    36. Re:Waste by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised if those flight attendants can do much more than cover their costs. The profit margins on that stuff is high, but not that high.

      Still, they will keep the flight attendants anyway. They help keep order on board by being an authority figure (telling you to follow the rules, sorting out complaints) as well as helping out when things go wrong.

      Since you have to have them, they can also try to earn more money by selling stuff. But I doubt if it would be sufficient reason by itself.

    37. Re:Waste by arekq · · Score: 2, Funny

      removing the uniforms? sounds good. :p

    38. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing but 737 800

    39. Re:Waste by amorsen · · Score: 1

      No you're just gambling that if the co-pilot gets sick, the normal automatic flight+landing proceeds without problems. I don't think it's infeasible to get 99% of flights fully automatic. Right now I don't think any passenger planes can take off automatically, but take-offs shouldn't particularly difficult to automate.

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    40. Re:Waste by troll+-1 · · Score: 1

      I'm all for cutting waste and luxuries we can do without. But when it comes to safety and personnel this is just going too far.

      I'm all with you on safety but a lot of airline safety is based on an irrational fear of flying, superstition, and downright paranoia. It's the reason you can't listen to your ipod during take off. There's a ridiculous chance your ipod could bring the plane down. The sad thing is the safety argument always seems to win. I bet zero lives have been saved by flight attendants pointing out where emergency exits are and informing passengers how to inflate their life jackets. The madness continues.

    41. Re:Waste by sznupi · · Score: 1

      ...who in CAT IIIc doesn't need to touch direct control inputs.

      (funny how you said "pilot" and not "pilots")

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    42. Re:Waste by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I believe that computers make fewer mistakes than humans, so I would in fact prefer a plane with a single (or no) human pilots. Before I get hit with a straw man, I am in no way saying that computers are infallible. Of course they are programmed by humans, and mistakes will be made. I am just saying that the error rate for computers is probably less than that for humans. We kinda suck at not making mistakes.

      Well, what you believe doesn't matter, and computers make mistakes all the time. For example, a flight control system is affected by the external input it receives: a mechanical or electronic failure in a sensor can cause that computer to make an error even if the computer is functioning properly. In your view of things, the engineers who programmed that computer will have put in all the necessary logic to accommodate all possible failure modes, all the strange things that can happen to an aircraft in flight. Furthermore, they will have given that machine the ability to make judgment calls about situations it may never have experienced before. Having a pilot on-board is not about flying the plane to its destination: modern jetliners can do that by themselves quite nicely. It's about what happens when things go wrong, and they do so with monotonous regularity. Most such situations never make the news, because there was a pilot there who took over and handled what the automation could not.

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    43. Re:Waste by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      save a few bucks.

      You won't be saving anything. The loss of a $40k-75k/year co-pilot will save the company $40k-75k/year. Spread that out over all the passengers/year. You really think Ryan Air will pass those savings on to you in the form of a couple bucks? They won't.

      The coin-operated bathroom idea wasn't designed to pass savings on to the customer either.

    44. Re:Waste by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually auto piolet can take off and land a plane, what it cannot do at this point is runway taxiing.

      That's a dangerous overgeneralization to make. Some people might misunderstand that sentence and interpret that to mean that any autopilot-equipped aircraft is capable of doing this. That is not the case.

      First, the avionics aboard many planes in service are not configured from the manufacturer for autoland (e.g. every 737 that American Airlines flies). These can only do "coupled" approaches.

      Second, many smaller planes and older planes are not fully fly-by-wire, so they would require a serious retrofit to make them capable of full autoland.

      Third, not all airports have the facilities to support autoland.

      If you limit yourself only to fully fly-by-wire planes and limit yourself to major airports, that statement is true. However, the autopilot system in a sizable percentage of aircraft in the air today are NOT capable of autonomous landing.

      And, of course, as you alluded to, in the event of an autoland glitch, the system kicks out and you're back under full manual control, which means you still NEED a pilot. So yeah, it's possible, but it's not a good idea.

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    45. Re:Waste by Blitzkopf · · Score: 0, Troll

      So if the most common cause for accidents is "pilot error", would you not reduce the risk of accidents by halving the number of pilots?

    46. Re:Waste by amorsen · · Score: 2, Informative

      The idea of training a flight attendant to perform a landing in the case of a pilot's death means that you would be trusting a minimally trained "pilot" to land a large jet with several hundred people aboard about once per year. That's absolute insanity. That's not cost cutting. It's homicide.

      You're assuming a manual landing. It should be reasonably easy to train a flight attendant to program an autopilot to land.

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    47. Re:Waste by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On short flights and budget airlines, they hardly serve a purpose.

      ... unless something goes wrong. For instance, in the US Air LaGuardia Airport->Hudson River flight, the flight attendants were critical to evacuating the passengers safely. The pilots can't take care of the passengers in those sorts of situations, because they're busy trying to save the plane.

      Of course, I should point out that the second option is an excellent idea.

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    48. Re:Waste by ribuck · · Score: 1

      ...this is just going too far.

      I remember a few decades ago when it was proposed to remove the navigator from the flight deck of passenger jets. The same arguments were being made against removing the navigator as are now being made against removing the co-pilot.

      As it turned out, the post of navigator was eliminated, and no-one ever regretted it. And that was before GPS existed.

      Having said that, I wouldn't want to be on a plane without a co-pilot. But by all means let the co-pilot replace one of the cabin crew when not needed to land the plane in an emergency.

    49. Re:Waste by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      Actually modern passenger planes have the ability to land themselves.

      I was on a Southwest flight into LA back in 2002 and the pilot got on the PA and informed us that as part of regulations, etc., they where going to let the auto approach system handle the landing. They would have hands off the controls but be ready to step in if needed.

      Not the smoothest landing I've ever experienced but actually far from the worst.

      Take off is even easier to do. A full automatic flight could be done today, its likely just a matter of adding some code to the flight control systems to get it to pass off from between the different routines.

      You would still need a pilot on board to do all the talking to ground control. But even that could be handled by computer.

      One thing I would like to say though. I used to teach embedded programming, like the avionics and flight control systems. I had some great students, and some that made me fear for my life when I found out who they worked for. I want a human pilot on the controls, with a back up human on stand by.

    50. Re:Waste by davester666 · · Score: 1

      I would say the co-pilot would be redundant if planes today regularly flew the entire flight on autopilot. Then the 'pilot' would effectively be the backup for the autopilot (or vice versa). But I don't think that's happening right now [yes, autopilots can handle all three phases, but it isn't commonly being used to run the entire flight with no human intervention.

      And the co-pilot can help with all kinds of situations that an autopilot can't handle, such as the pilot being drunk, has a medical problem such as stroke or heart attack, wants to bang the stewardess in 1st class, or wants to crash the plane because his wife left him and took the dog as well.

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    51. Re:Waste by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In aircraft that are equipped for CAT III, sure, though many are not. Either way, it still would make me really uncomfortable to know that one flight per year was being flown by someone who could not take over adequately if autoland kicks out for any reason.

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    52. Re:Waste by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Really, flying a plane isn't terribly complicated, I hear landing requires skill but not smarts.

      I am neither an expert in flying one of the commercial planes, but I am going to say your really underestimating this one. It might seem simple to you, but fire up one of the simulators and let's see if you hold that point. With lives on the line, the risk vs. reward is . They barely pay the co-pilots anything as is.

      Plus which, even if the GP were correct, there's always those times when something bad happens and the avionic package just starts throwing up warning lights because it doesn't know what to do.

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    53. Re:Waste by theskipper · · Score: 1

      Unless you're Sen. Larry Craig, then you're in it for the fringe benefits.

    54. Re:Waste by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yes, there'd be far fewer accidents since you would reduce the number of planes flying (and passengers too).

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    55. Re:Waste by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      removing the uniforms? sounds good. :p

      Well.. Until you see the Ryanair flight attendants. Think BUUUUUUUUUUUDGET.

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    56. Re:Waste by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'd consider eliminating the copilot as long as there is a reliable layer of redundancy.

      I'd start by making the planes capable of completely autonomous operation (at least after takeoff - if the pilot drops dead while taxing out of the gate that isn't nearly as big of a problem if you put a dead man's switch in and have it turn on the brakes and cut the engines (while on the ground only - need to be careful too since some gear failures could trick the computer into thinking that it is on the ground)). At that point the pilot himself is already a layer of redundancy.

      We should really try to get aircraft to the point where flight crews are completely unnecessary for routine operation. We can still have them as backups, and they can even fly the plane on occasion to maintain proficiency. However, ATC should be able to operate without humans talking on the radio, etc.

      We're far closer to this with planes than we are with cars, so might as well start there. It would have the potential to both save money and increase safety.

      However, I fully agree that at present a copilot really is a strict requirement. I would not fly on a single-pilot passenger aircraft until AFTER the kinds of technologies I describe above are mature.

    57. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would glady pay a few extra bucks to ... not be on the same flight as typical Ryanair customers.

      It's exactly the same people that infest all "economy" classes, I'm sure Ryan Air is no worse... But people thinking they're better than other because they fly in economy class, now that's an amusing thought :-D

      You really have to get at least business class ticket to avoid that riff-raff, if the route you're taking doesn't have 1st class seats, and you're still too poor to afford a private jet.

    58. Re:Waste by fmobus · · Score: 1

      I said "pilot" because, at any given time, there is only one pilot touching the controls.

    59. Re:Waste by Kyur · · Score: 1

      I don't like Ryanair too, but the true is that is the only way to get a direct flight between some places (for example, between Tenerife Island and Edinburgh or Dublin). Is not customer fault always...

    60. Re:Waste by Improv · · Score: 1

      Do we actually have technology to deal without a copilot? What if the pilot becomes ill, passes out, or similar? Can an autopilot entirely fly and land the plane?

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    61. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the pilot is the backup to the autopilot (not sure if this is truly the case or not) then the co-pilot is a secondary backup. Why is there no third level backup? There is no third level backup because the risk of needing it is sufficiently low. It would be worth knowing how often both auto- and real pilots are incapacitated to try to judge the merits of doing away with the copilot. I also wonder if cockpit changes would be needed to switch to a single pilot and if so whether they would be more expensive in the near term than just keeping the copilot.

    62. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. Many's the time I've been on a commuter/treetop airline, wondering if the attendant could take over if the one & only pilot keeled.

    63. Re:Waste by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      However it would be feasable to eliminate a co-pilot if airline attendentes were given basic flight instructions (emergency landing/radio operation).

      How does he/she get into the cockpit? One of the only real security solutions after 9/11 were the reinforced cockpit doors, so either those need to be rolled back and the cockpit kept unlocked at all times, or we still need a co-pilot in the cockpit.

      To be honest, if some airline would really be permitted to fly without a co-pilot, I'd never fly with them. It would be safer to trust a completely automated system than having only one pilot. People do not understand what kind of psychological issues arise when a human is left alone behind closed doors. I do not want to crash because the pilot decided to have a wank while he's alone.

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    64. Re:Waste by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Also in 1911 came the development of automatic helm control for ships. The technology ended up faster, more accurate, and more reliable than a trained, experienced career helmsman. Guess what the major complaint was? Yeah...it was "unsafe"

      That is unsafe though. Way too many ship pilots are drunk and/or asleep, and if the ships didn't automatically stay on course, we would likely spot the problem BEFORE they manage to ram into a bridge again.

      Of course the real solution here is to install dead man's switches and alcometers on board all cargo ships, or make automatic helm control include a bit of collision avoidance. Or just keelhaul those idiots.

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    65. Re:Waste by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      trains... cars... boats...

      Q. What do these things have in common?
      A. They don't go 500+ mph or fly.

      Right now, our ground-side air traffic control systems are still a relic of the 50s.
      Until that changes, there is a limit on how much technology you can put in the plane to compensate.

      BTW - Those guys at the Indy 500 rely heavily on their track-side spotters to tell them if they can make a move or not.
      Not only that, they communicate through the spotters to pass messages to other drivers on the track.
      Just because he isn't in the car, doesn't mean he isn't co-piloting.

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    66. Re:Waste by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      The exact same thing was said when the railroad industry began to eliminate brakemen.

      You're joking right? People are still screaming over it, and train collisions have done nothing but go up since they eliminated brakemen and backup engineers.

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    67. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We kinda suck at not making mistakes.

      Speak for yourself and get up off your knees before Bubba thinks it is sex-time in the penitentiary. Maybe you suck and maybe you even enjoy sucking but frankly your idea sucks. ;)

    68. Re:Waste by WoOS · · Score: 1

      Co-pilots are there to handle things in case the pilot gets sick or something. If modern technology has made co-pilots unncesessary, it has made pilots unnecessary, period. If it hasn't made pilots redundant, then it has not made co-pilots redundant, either.

      This is wrong. Lets assume the task of a pilot is to be a backup of the pilot in case the latter gets sick or otherwise incapacitated..
      Now also assume that modern technology has become good enough to fly a plane safely from A to B in e.g. 99.999% of all cases including all known emergencies. The rest is to be handled by the pilot.
      In this case the probability of the pilot to become unable to fly at the moment (or shortly before) the 0.001% case happens might be negliglble (needs mathematical checking of course).
      If the pilot becomes ill during a flight, he orders the autopilot to land at the nearest airport, so the 'window of vulnerability' for the 0.001% is short.

      In such a scenario, modern technology would have made the *co*pilot unnecessary but not the pilot. Basically the pilot would have become the co-pilot of the autopilot.

      Now in reality there may be other reasons for having a co-pilot, e.g. the danger of information overflow in critical situations, so it might be that one will always need 2 pilots unless one can produces a completely fail-safe autopilot (including all, also unknown, emergencies). But I don't think there are many people on slashdot who can judge about that. I, at least, can't.

    69. Re:Waste by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, the two of them are there mostly to control actions of each other, to notice possible mistakes. At a certain point of technology advance, this level of verification might go the way of flight mechanics, navigators and radio operators (eliminating them was also a stupid idea, right?)

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    70. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lowering the educational requirements

      To what? K-12?

    71. Re:Waste by westlake · · Score: 1

      Now if he had said that they were considering putting in remote control systems so that a backup pilot on the ground could take over electronically in the event that the pilot became incapacitated, that might be palatable.

      That assumes perfect communication can be maintained with a plane whose pilot is ill, dead or injured. I would argue that this is presumptive evidence of a wounded plane as well as a wounded pilot.

    72. Re:Waste by jimngo · · Score: 1

      Yes, you still need a pilot. Somebody has to push the "autoland" button.

    73. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are overlooking the fact that surface vehicles have a simple, safe failure mode: Come to a stop. Heavier than air flying vehicles do not have that failure mode, they need skilled intervention to get into a safe state from cruise.

    74. Re:Waste by vlm · · Score: 1

      You missed the most important task for the PNF, learn by osmosis, or occasionally even semi-formal training, how to eventually become a PF. On rare occasions PNF teaches PF how to do something interesting. Of course sometimes that goes to extremes and the PF spends so much time trying to teach the PNF how to use the new tracking laptop that they fly past the airport.

      Another point which I've never understood, is the PF might technically be able to fly alone. But I've never heard of an accident, incident, or close call where the PNF just sat around and watched while sipping coffee or flirting with the stewardesses. Somehow, during a crisis, there is always more than enough to do to keep two pilots busy, and often they save the plane and all the lives. I would expect that PNF-free flights would have spectacularly higher crash/death rates.

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    75. Re:Waste by westlake · · Score: 1

      Flying is much safer than driving even if our monkey brains can't handle the concept of rare medium scale catastrophes vs common small scale ones.

      How do you define "medium scale?"

      There is a reason why the pilot of Flight 1549 chose to ditch in the Hudson River.

    76. Re:Waste by drewhk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and computers are _so good_ in driving cars, too.

    77. Re:Waste by vlm · · Score: 1

      Most such situations never make the news, because there was a pilot there who took over and handled what the automation could not.

      How does a computer make a judgment call about every possible theoretical non-deadlined failure mode? All planes have something broken or semi-broken on them and sometimes theres pretty exciting interactions.

      How does a computer make a judgment call about flying into storms / turbulence?

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    78. Re:Waste by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Also in 1911 came the development of automatic helm control for ships.

      Did they use it on the Titanic?

    79. Re:Waste by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

      I know I would stop flying IMMEDIATELY on any airline that even CONSIDERED doing that...

      If their fares were low enough, I'd fly them and I'd bet it would still be safer than driving.

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    80. Re:Waste by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Don't think you've seen the flight attendants on SAS flights - they're all 50+... It's probably where the other flight attendants go before they die...

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    81. Re:Waste by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Somehow that doesn't strike me as wise. You might get away with cutting the number down, but unless you want the pilot or co-pilot to have to leave the cockpit to deal with passengers, I'd suggest that it's really not a luxury. Not to mention that you'd also have to spend more time waiting to take off as the pilot would end up giving the safety talk, making sure things are stowed, then get back from being distracted to make sure that nothing on their preflight check list has changed.

    82. Re:Waste by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's Ryanair, a lot of these suggestions are never intended to be put into service or even investigated. It's a way of getting free publicity for always looking for ways of cutting costs. And the press falls for it just about every time.

    83. Re:Waste by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1
      Yes to all the above.

      Flying planes will become just a leisure activity in our lifetime. The military will use just drones.

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    84. Re:Waste by dintech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They are trained for safety and security purposes, including crashes and hijacking.

      Maybe so but on Ryanair, they are mostly trained to sell you stuff.

    85. Re:Waste by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Not only that, they communicate through the spotters to pass messages to other drivers on the track.
      Just because he isn't in the car, doesn't mean he isn't co-piloting.

      In theory you could do the same kind of thing with the plane, remotely.

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    86. Re:Waste by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      With all of the drone aircraft now flying for the military it just might be possible to install hardware in a plane that can take over if a pilot becomes disabled or dies in flight. Apparently there are about 8,000 drone flights per year over the contiguous US states at this time.

    87. Re:Waste by couchslug · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Frankly, I believe that computers make fewer mistakes than humans, so I would in fact prefer a plane with a single (or no) human pilots."

      I've got 26 years as a tactical aircraft avionics tech, engine weenie, and crew chief, from manual control (Bronco) to hydraulically-boosted and electronically supplemented flight controls (Phantom) to excellent fly-by-wire flight controls (F-16 A/B/C/D) and in my experienced opinion...
      FUCK THAT NONSENSE! We aren't there yet for passenger applications. UAVs and drones are still early in their development, let alone autonomous systems.

      Pilots fuck up, systems fuck up, and one can compensate for the other which is a good reason to have both.

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    88. Re:Waste by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      Its crazy that Ryanair CEO does not understand risk...

      Like you said you need a pilot when things go wrong. And there is the rub. When things go wrong you need experience. And experience costs.

      What O'Leary is missing is that the calculation does not work.

      Imagine you own a company of machines. You pay 100 USD for the maintenance crew and nothing goes wrong with the machines. At that point as a cost cutting CEO you think, "hey we could hire lesser maintenance and save money."

      So off you go and hire a maintenance crew for 25 USD, saving 75 USD. But the problem is that the 25 USD crew sucks! And thus your machines blow up and your repairs cost you an additional 75 USD. Bringing you back to the original total. Which crew do you keep? After all its a zero sum equation and things can't go wrong all the time, right? Maybe this machine blow up was a "freak occurance".

      Here is where people like O'Leary don't understand statistics. What you have done is included a drift factor. Namely your statistics are drifting to a new steady state since the original conditions, or general conditions don't hold.

      I see idiots like this all the time. Actually I work in the market and it is scary how often CEO's just don't get stats, and how the entire financial advisers are stuck on the old way of calculating odds.

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    89. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I base jump off the Empire State Building anyways?

      Frankly, screaming "Death from above" as I parachute into New Yorkers sounds more fun that flying into New Yorkers in a jumbo-freaking-jet!

      Might be just me though...

    90. Re:Waste by vlm · · Score: 1

      The copilots main job, more or less, is to learn from the pilot how to pilot a plane, while helping the busy pilot. And I'm not talking about wiggling the wings, which anyone with an ATP cert mastered about 500 hours ago, but more about judgment.

      In other words, no apprentices rapidly means no masters, and that is the real danger.

      My grandfather made sure his whole crew, even the lowliest gunner, could sorta fly the B-24 and could land. Absolute 100%. Theres a huge difference between hand-eye coordination of steering a plane, and having the judgment of a pilot. Outsiders think being a pilot is a tech job, but its really more of a management job.

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    91. Re:Waste by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Under normal circumstances you're correct, during a flight which is completely ordinary AI would do just fine. However, things happen which are difficult to program for, and even beyond that a single cosmic ray hitting the wrong part of memory could have disastrous effects. AI has a purpose, engineers wouldn't have created autopilots if AI didn't have a place, but trusting it to that extent would also cause problems. At least with pilot and co-pilot you've got a better fall over system. Most of flight it ends up being autopilot, pilot, co-pilot or something like that.

    92. Re:Waste by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      It's Ryanair, a lot of these suggestions are never intended to be put into service or even investigated. It's a way of getting free publicity for always looking for ways of cutting costs. And the press falls for it just about every time.

      Oh yeah. They also floated the idea of pay toilets.

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    93. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except in this case there is no 'new technology' being offered. The guy proposes to remove the person without mentioning a revolutionary system that could replace him/her. And no, saying 'let the bloody computer fly' doesn't count as proposing a copilot-replacing autonomous computer control system.

    94. Re:Waste by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You are saving the $10,000-$100,000/year pilot salary and risking the $50-$150 million plane. Even from a corporate sociopath perspective, this is a really dumb idea.

      If it increases the risk of a crash by 0.001% per year, it's the smart thing to do. You're tossing around raw figures as if they mean something, but without a proper risk assessment they're meaningless.

    95. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Co-pilots are there to handle things in case the pilot gets sick or something. If modern technology has made co-pilots unncesessary, it has made pilots unnecessary, period. If it hasn't made pilots redundant, then it has not made co-pilots redundant, either."

      Well, it has!! Today a computer could fly a plane by itself. The only thing is that people is not going to fly today when they know the computer is not a person, and that a computer today has a hard time handling events(like other planes and birds on airpath), so what he proposes is very reasonable.

    96. Re:Waste by Minion+of+Eris · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just where did you get those salaries? Commuter pilots in the US have been known to start as low as 19,000/year (less than a manager at Taco Bell, accordign to M. Moore).

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    97. Re:Waste by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest that an AI could replace their CEO.

      I don't think you'd need an AI, or even an expert system to replace this particular CEO. He could probably be replaced by a couple of SQL queries and a script (or maybe put everything in a single stored procedure, but I'm too lazy to write that out):

      SELECT TOP 10 Job_Title FROM Employees WHERE Job_Class NOT LIKE '%Executive%' ORDER BY Salary DESC
      SELECT TOP 20 Expense_Category FROM Budget WHERE Expense_Category NOT IN ('Call Girls For Executives', 'Cocaine For Executives') ORDER BY Annual_Cost DESC

      Pick 1-3 of the results at random and fire off an email to the press suggesting that the positions and/or services be eliminated to save money.

      Of course, there's plenty of room for optimization, once the shareholders see the value in implementing this cost-effective piece of automation. Since it would entirely replace the CEO and his enormous salary, the WHERE clauses could be eliminated, and the CEO's position replaced by a much more affordable spokesperson.

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    98. Re:Waste by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Commercial airliner landings are hard on purpose. If you try to land softly you run a lot more risks from gusts of wind, etc. making you rise up into the air again and losing control.

      It's much safer to slam it down and be sure. The airframe is designed to take it.

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    99. Re:Waste by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That argument boils down to what you're more concerned with, Boeing planes allow the pilot to assume control over absolutely everything on the basis that under some rare circumstances it might be necessary. Airbus engineers on the other hand are more concerned with the more typical cases where the pilot is ultimately at fault. The problem is that there's a slightly better chance of a pilot recovering from a sensor problem then a computer.

      It's sort of like the debate between DOT approved motorcycle helmets and ones which are Snell certified as well. DOT approval is better for the accidents that one is most likely to have, but the Snell criteria are more focused on the catastrophic crashes that happen at high speeds and with more force. Neither one is better than the other, it just depends on what the conditions you're normally operating under suggest you worry about. You're never going to need the Snell if you're driving side streets at slow speed.

    100. Re:Waste by vlm · · Score: 1

      I remember a few decades ago when it was proposed to remove the navigator from the flight deck of passenger jets. The same arguments were being made against removing the navigator as are now being made against removing the co-pilot.

      I remember a few decades ago when it was proposed to remove one of my teeth. The same arguments being made against removing the tooth are now being made against removing my heart. What could possibly go wrong?

      Its a redundancy and backup problem, whereas removing the navigator (or flight engineer) was a technological progress event. In those situations higher technology basically replaced those positions with fancy analog electronics, now more or less emulated with microcontrollers.

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    101. Re:Waste by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Except that with a train, anybody can stop one of those when given instructions, whereas even with a similar level of instruction the likelihood of bringing in a commercial jet is much lower. At least with a train, they can tell you where the brakes are and how to apply them without derailing and you're good to go. With a jet, it's somewhat more complicated and there's a lot more to worry about.

    102. Re:Waste by sznupi · · Score: 1

      In the process of CAT IIIc autoland, there might as well be zero touching of control inputs.

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    103. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have a remote piloting feature in place of a copilot. You would still have a second person available, just not present.

    104. Re:Waste by fmobus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At any rate, we still need pilots, and will need for quite a long time, because:

      1) not all airports have category 3 ILS systems
      2) such systems are awesomely expensive; in fact, they are only installed on heavy-traffic locations with visibility problems
      3) even if both airports have cat 3, you still need to account for alternate landing plans

    105. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about cross wind, visibility and weather?

      There's a reason why pilots are trained. To fly the plane properly and deal with contingencies.

      If the a plane can be flown remotely, there's no need for the pilot at all.

    106. Re:Waste by feepness · · Score: 4, Informative

      Commuter pilots in the US have been known to start as low as 19,000/year (less than a manager at Taco Bell, accordign to M. Moore).

      Employees are estimated to cost around double what they are paid in various taxes and overhead.

    107. Re:Waste by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Most airports had only grass surface not very long time ago, and just look where we're now.

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    108. Re:Waste by moeluv · · Score: 1

      Strange, it's been a few years since I've flown SAS but when I did the flight attendants were beautiful.

    109. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem very confident, then you wouldn't find ridiculous to theorecally put you in the seat of an airplane, say having to make a forced emergency landing with just one pilot who decides to land in the hudson river, or lets make things more interestingly, the pilot is unconscient/dead, and the auto pilot decides not to land the airplane in the hudson river but try to reach the closest airport while crashing down trying to.

        Would you like to travel in such airplane?

    110. Re:Waste by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Can't the checklists be read out by a machine...?

      This would definitely need some major changes to aircraft design, you'd only be able to do it on routes with autotakeoff/autolanding capabilities, but I wouldn't say it was impossible.

      OTOH you don't really save much by not having the extra human. If you divide his salary by the number of flights made every year he's not very expensive (maybe $60 on a two-hour flight...)

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    111. Re:Waste by pehrs · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing the Captain/first officer with the PF/PNF. Normally the PF/PNF tasks swaps between the captain and the first officer. On short trips it's often one of them that is PF the whole way, on longer trips the task shifts between them (for example, the Captain can be PF during takeoff and the first hour, the first officer PF during the landing).

      Of course, on the job training is a part of being 1st officer...

    112. Re:Waste by sznupi · · Score: 1

      One thing I would like to say though. I used to teach embedded programming, like the avionics and flight control systems. I had some great students, and some that made me fear for my life when I found out who they worked for. I want a human pilot on the controls, with a back up human on stand by.

      Considering those students can be also behind fly-by-wire/etc. systems?

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    113. Re:Waste by westlake · · Score: 1

      The exact same thing was said when the railroad industry began to eliminate brakemen.

      The railroad industry fought tooth and claw any requirement for the use of telegraph, air brakes and automatic couplers. The brakeman was cheap and the brakeman was expendable.

      Reform was driven by those outside the industry.

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    114. Re:Waste by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Until the pilot has a heart attack and dies, which happens periodically.

      Then it looks like you picked the wrong week to stop having co-pilots.

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    115. Re:Waste by AnAdventurer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was at Blockbuster video in Anchorage and a mom asked a worker if her 4 year old could use the bathroom. After a "it's for employees only" remark, the mom told the little kid to go over and pee in the corner. Which he did. Somehow I think this would happen on planes if they try the "pay toilet" option.

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    116. Re:Waste by cmdahler · · Score: 5, Informative

      Some people might misunderstand that sentence and interpret that to mean that any autopilot-equipped aircraft is capable of doing this. That is not the case.

      First, the avionics aboard many planes in service are not configured from the manufacturer for autoland (e.g. every 737 that American Airlines flies). These can only do "coupled" approaches.

      The 737 is delivered from Boeing fully capable of autoland. All modern airplanes these days have at least 2 completely separate autopilots (the 757, 767, and 747-400 have 3 autopilots). However, AA orders their 737s with HUDs (Head Up Display) which are certified by the FAA for the pilot to hand-fly a Cat IIIb approach (700 feet forward visibility, no ceiling). The cost of the HUD quickly pays for itself since the airline does not have to maintain the airplane's autoland certification because the pilots are doing the approaches, not the airplane.

      A "coupled" approach simply means that both autopilots are active at the same time, which is normally the case during an autoland; no transport jet's autopilot is certified for a single-autopilot autoland. Coupling the autopilots allows for cross-checking and either fail-passive or fail-operational autoflight. Typically, a two-autopilot airplane like the 737 is certified as fail-passive: a failure of the one autopilot will render the airplane unable to complete the autoland but will not dramatically affect the attitude of the airplane as the pilot takes over. A three-autopilot airplane has both fail-passive and fail-operational characteristics: fail-operational means one autopilot can drop out and the remaining two can still perform the autoland; a second failure is fail-passive and the pilot has to do something.

      Second, many smaller planes and older planes are not fully fly-by-wire, so they would require a serious retrofit to make them capable of full autoland.

      Fly-by-wire is not a requirement for autoland. Transport-category aircraft have been doing autolands since the 1960s.

      If you limit yourself only to fully fly-by-wire planes and limit yourself to major airports, that statement is true. However, the autopilot system in a sizable percentage of aircraft in the air today are NOT capable of autonomous landing.

      There are almost no commercial aircraft flying around these days that don't have autoland capabilities. The last of the older generation jet aircraft such as the DC-9 and the 727 are mostly out of major airline passenger service. Any commercial transport jet made after around 1980 has autoland capability by default.

    117. Re:Waste by EsbenMoseHansen · · Score: 1

      And the co-pilot can help with all kinds of situations that an autopilot can't handle, such as the pilot being drunk, has a medical problem such as stroke or heart attack, wants to bang the stewardess in 1st class, or wants to crash the plane because his wife left him and took the dog as well.

      Ah, but what if they are drinking together, banging each other or the wife *is* the copilot? There is only one viable option. Democracy control! Every seat will get one meter, dial and handle.

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    118. Re:Waste by jeremyp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, I don't think that's correct. I think, in an emergency, two pilots probably improve the odds dramatically over one.

      If there is an emergency, with two pilots, one can concentrate on keeping the plane in the air while the other deals with how they are going to get themselves safely on the ground.

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    119. Re:Waste by selven · · Score: 1

      $10,000-$100,000/year pilot salary

      It's usually closer to the lower end of that range. Subway drivers, who have two fewer dimensions and one tenth the speed to worry about, make more than pilots do. So no, there is not much incentive to fully replace pilots with robots any time soon.

      (And replacing subway drivers with robots probably won't happen either because of the same unions that got them their high salaries in the first place)

    120. Re:Waste by Fri13 · · Score: 1

      But trains were moving still in the rails and there are still co-driver and not just one.
      Indy 500 or F-1's are sport what is already a grazy thing to do. Drivers loose their lives or gets very serious injuries almost every year. And still no one from them is allowed to drive a car with 200 people putted in. They are not even allowed to drive a car after the race (F1) because they have the speed blindness when they enter to normal speedway.

      Ships are still much bigger ones and move much slower rate. They can not flip around so easily as plane. And ship still have very easy to use controls so any sailor can stop the ship. Same thing can not be said for normal smaller boats where is just a captain who controls directly the ship and sailors are just around working other things. Such smaller passenger boats (50+ seats) crash almost every day somewhere around the world causing injuries.

      The airplane is a complex machine what will have hundreds of people inside of it. The plane can flip around by anyway wanted. There can come anykind other problems what computers can not even notice.
      Computers does not have a instinct to react or have a gut feeling that something is not right with the controls.
      There have veen very many situations where the pilot with the help of the co-pilot has saved the whole plane by making crash landing or emergency landing to areas with less population as possible and still save the people.

      Automatic systems works only well in theory and tests when everything is set correctly. We still dont have a cars what would have full automatic pilot. We still do not even have a subways with full automatic controls.

      Computers are good in many things, but we still do not have a AI what would win the experience and the senses what human does have. Like we can have a car braking system what can help driver to brake more faster. Give warnings from the safety range to another car or even telling a driver that the drive is frozen when it is not visible (black ice). But none of these actually compensate the driver itself.

      And when comparing a Indy 500 to a airplane, it is like comparing a toy train to real train. Indy 500 track is oval. It is not so hard actually drive there. You do not have many corners or need to brake and accelerate. Your audience is even away from the corners and placed to safety places.
      Check out the Rally. That is something what you could think that would you say it is safe to take the map reader off from the car and leave only the driver? That would be madness as driver does not know what kinda corner there is coming next and how he/she should drive to it. And even then, how good drivers and map readers they do have, cars brakes down and rolls around many times and audience is ordered to stay inside of the corners so if the car gets out of the drivers control, they are not getting under it.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZnyNDQqGHE
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkgV2f00IE8

      If we could even get 99,999% security for computer driven cars to city environments we still would be far away from other roads. And airplane is totally different thing.

    121. Re:Waste by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      I'm for considering all options as long as they are based on full assessment of the risks, especially safety risks. For highly automated low capacity, short range aircraft, for example, it may make sense on certain routes. I would be willing to guess, however, that FAA, as well as ICAO internationally, would be risk adverse in allowing single pilot cockpits on long haul routes and high capacity passenger aircraft. The point is that it's not just a business-only decision. This is a legitimate province of government regulating on behalf of the public good.

    122. Re:Waste by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      In theory the copilot reads the checklists and takes over if something happens to the pilot.

      If the aircraft can takeoff/land itself and read checklists to the pilot then it can do everything today's copilot does.

      PS: Commercial airlines are already required by law to do a certain percentage of their landings automatically, they just don't advertise it widely...

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    123. Re:Waste by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You seem to think that flight attendants only serve the purpose of serving orange juice. They are trained for safety and security purposes, including crashes and hijacking. Have you ever noticed that they are never teens who want to make a few bucks, like those who wait tables at the local pub? Yet, if the companies could save money hiring teens, rest assured they would.

      And the co-pilot is not trained in safety procedures? Such as... being able to fly the aircraft in the event the pilot is incapacitated.

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    124. Re:Waste by gparent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and you're still too poor to afford a private jet.

      Congratulations, you're a tool.

    125. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sacrifice safety for expediency daily. Everyone does. It isn't black and white but a gradient. I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest the advance of modern technology has made co-pilots possibly unnecessarily redundant.

      To the contrary. We've become obsessed with efficiency. Quality doesn't matter. Safety doesn't matter. Computer security doesn't matter. Toxicity or disease doesn't matter. All that really matters is that we get the Low Price, Always. So sure, get rid of that expensive back-up pilot. In fact, get rid of the pilot and the flight attendendants as well. They all cost money. Let's just go for Self-Service Airlines! We save You Money!

      Of course, if we really wanted to save money, we could recoup more than a few people's salaries just by outsourcing the CEO's job to India. I'm sure that among the billion-plus people over there we could find someone willing to do a CEO's job for a mere fraction of what a US (or in this case, European) CEO demands. After all, it works for highly-skilled technical jobs, and (as we have seen many times recently), being a CEO doesn't actually mean you need to be all that competent. In fact, the main job of a lot of CEOs recently has consisted of A) outsourcing as much labor as possible, B) buying other companies, C) betting the farm on nothing ever going wrong, and D) tanking the share prices. Oh, and E) collecting fat benefits, especially while bailing out.

    126. Re:Waste by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      How about Ryanair elimate their CEO position? That'll save some money too.

      I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest that an AI could replace their CEO.

      I disagree. AI stands for Artificial Intelligence. Obviously intelligence is not necessary for their CEO position.

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    127. Re:Waste by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Commercial airlines are already required by law to do a certain percentage of their landings automatically. They just don't tell you...

      ref

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    128. Re:Waste by sjames · · Score: 1

      They're also assuming that a lone pilot can sit alone for hours with nobody to talk to and not trance out in spite of a crazy schedule.

      He seems to have the odd thought that just anyone can jump in and push the land button if necessary. Good luck with that. He also doesn't realize that part of the reason things on flights are typically uneventful is because of pilot and co-pilot working together to eliminate errors. They're a bit like server admins. When the best of them do their jobs well, they appear to not be working. When they're obviously overloaded, it's often because they got something wrong.

      Meanwhile, the cost of the co-pilot is probably somewhere around $1/ticket.

      As for having a flight attendant take enough training to fly the plane, how about instead they just train upper management to clean up the aircraft between flights? That should save some bucks. Then, instead of wasting time sitting around, they can mop the floors while they have their meetings.

    129. Re:Waste by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And in theory, we could automate airplanes to the point of the unpiloted trains, which are common. But we aren't there yet.

    130. Re:Waste by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have a story.

      Once upon a time, the Captain had to tinkle. As he shut the cockpit door (which is required to be locked, btw) somehow the door slipped into Uber-Lockdown-Mode (aka guys with forks want in). There is a special trick to opening it like this, and it's only doable from inside. The FO didn't know it.

      The moral? He had to chill out with the rest of the passengers and flight crew for the duration while the FO took care of everything.

      Had there been only one crew, then it would have been interesting. They have autolanding and autobraking systems. Would you bet your life on them? (nothing being said of how they would be enabled remotely, not currently possible).

      Random acts of god/nature/whatever could also seek to relieve your flight of your captain as well. Having the second man not only distributes the workload, but provides some redundancy here. The workload division is a good thing too. Imagine the flight director malfunctioned. There goes your autopilot. Imagine trying to keep the plane pointed forward and on-speed while checking your map chart, dealing with ATC and the radios, and any number of other little things that come up.

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    131. Re:Waste by houghi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Co-pilots are there to handle things in case the pilot gets sick or something.

      So how often does that happen? One could argue for the same reason that a second co-pilot would be good, in case something happens with both of them.

      The chance of a need for that will be extremely limited. So how high are the chances for the actual need of a co-pilot? Are numbers available? Real numbers, not incidental evidence. And are there situations where having two pilots caused issues? Just to be sure to have no false positives and false negatives.

      And the next is the question if we are willing to take the chances. Each day I get into the car, I take the chance that somebody kills me or I kill somebody and yet I do it.

      I understand emotionally the reason for a second pilot as much as I understand the reason for redundancy in computers. It would be great if it would be confirmed with actual numbers. I also understand that it is not so much about lowering the prices, but either raising the profits and/or being in the news again.

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    132. Re:Waste by dave420 · · Score: 1

      If a fleet has autoland across the board, this won't be a massive issue. The planes are safer than the people behind the controls.

    133. Re:Waste by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Tried an all-machine landing coming into Chicago last year with American Airlines

      In the US, we live in a society that, thanks to some old Puritan heritage, puts a lot of value on each person "pulling his own weight". It's one of the reasons politicians can get so far by calling one another "socialists".

      But as more of manufacturing and even service jobs become automated, I think we're going to have to reconsider that "one man, one job" approach and adopt more socialistic policies if we're going to maintain anything like a civilized, developed society.

      A time is going to come (we may already be there) where there simply aren't enough jobs for everyone, because we've got machines building stuff, we've got machines taking care of services, we even have machines replacing salespeople in stores. Except for groceries and home improvement materials, some of us buy everything online. Thus, no more need for shopgirls.

      So what's going to happen when 1/4 of our society just doesn't have any work to do? We've got automated, corporate farms so we don't need people picking corn or cotton (and in fact most American citizens wouldn't do agricultural work even if they were unemployed). We just don't need that many fast-food workers, or insurance salesmen, or stockbrokers or lawyers, etc.

      I know we're in the middle of this big "smaller government, fewer government benefits and services" fad, but unless we go to a more socialist system, just what's going to happen to the permanently unemployed? Who's going to pay them to sweep streets? With the number of "breadwinner" jobs shrinking even during a booming economy like the '90s, how are families going to "win their bread"? Do we just accept 1/4 of the people being on the dole? Do we shorten the work week so businesses have to hire more people, sort of like the way jobs are "shared" in Germany and other civilized countries? I imagine corporations would fight that tooth and nail. And the notion that every American is going to become an entrepreneur is just a fantasy out of Ayn Rand, a second-rate novelist with third-rate ideas.

      The US is already sliding quickly into a second-rate status, thanks to our desire to cling to 1880's individualistic, corporatist, pre-Industrial Revolution mentality. From health care to broadband access, we're off the top ten in so many areas already and there's no indication that's going to turn around anytime soon. Short of mass extermination or even higher levels of incarceration (or private-industry work camps) how do we move forward without re-thinking the relationship between government and private industry, between "capitalism" and socialism?

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    134. Re:Waste by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Just reading some comments on that page... one poster says the reason pilots don't do more autolandings is that they're required to do a minimum number of manual landings to keep their licenses. :-)

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    135. Re:Waste by BinBoy · · Score: 1

      Do we know it would be less safe? How many lives have been saved by copilots? What if the number is 0? Would an auto landing system backed up by a trained stewardess or remote operator do worse? I wouldn't dismiss this idea without knowing the answers to those questions.

    136. Re:Waste by xaxa · · Score: 1

      You've missed the point: O'Leary wants to get his airline's name in the media. Last time he suggested standing-only tickets, the time before that charging to use the on-board toilets.

    137. Re:Waste by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 1

      And what happens if the pilot has a stroke or heart attack and is unable to direct the plane to land. At this point, the airplane will simply fly until it runs out of fuel and with the new re-inforced doors on the aircraft even cross trained flight attendants would be unable to get in and take over the controls. The only option then would be to force the pilot to press a button to prove he's still with it ever so often, but then how do you design such a system to ensure it is robust in minimizing false positives such that the pilot doesn't spend half the time proving to the plane he's flying that he is still capable of flying it.

    138. Re:Waste by rotide · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pilot error refers, usually, to missing something on a checklist or making a bad judgment call. Having two brains is going to pick up on a lot more "mistakes" than one. The cockpit is basically setup to always have someone there to "proof read" what you're doing. It really is amazing how many mistakes are missed by one person but _easily_ caught by a second. Sure, not all mistakes are caught and hence you have planes going down due to human error.

    139. Re:Waste by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Actually, the iPod thing has nothing to do with its ability to bring down the plane and everything to do with its ability to distract you from hearing urgent instructions from the flight crew that your life may depend on.

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    140. Re:Waste by cpscotti · · Score: 1

      Were you EVER in a Ryanair flight? Flight attendants serve a purpose there..
      They serve the biggest purpose there in fact, that is "Sucking all the money they can get from you".

      In budget airlines, they try to sell you everything in-flight, from Lottery tickets to Coaches rides on the destination airport.
      Of course passing through that tasty-looking nasty-tasting hamburger and the 5£ bottle of wine

    141. Re:Waste by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I've worked flights with 5 or even 6 cockpit crew members. Once you get past simple commuter planes, a lot of aircraft will use 3-man crews and up.

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    142. Re:Waste by vlm · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing the Captain/first officer with the PF/PNF.

      I think you are correct. I have friends and relatives with ATP certs and flying big jets, but I never got further than memorizing all the ground school books in high school, and a lot of computer simulator time. One thing for certain about pilots, they have interesting stories to tell.

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    143. Re:Waste by jp102235 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Commercial airlines are already required by law to do a certain percentage of their landings automatically. They just don't tell you...

      what you mean is that pilots must remain proficient in Cat 3 and 3a approaches - so they must maintain currency with those procedures by performing one every once in a while. This currency can also be accomplished in a simulator.

      Cat 3 and 3a autoland has been around for a long time. (1965)
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland

      Trying to do one of these without a co-pilot is ill-advised (1 set eyes on instruments another looking out for the runway environment) - don't forget about radio calls, communication with home base / fuel management / emergencies / etc. I flew very complex, very large planes - and I can tell you that there is a real good reason for at least two in the cockpit. j

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    144. Re:Waste by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Until the pilot has a heart attack and dies, which happens periodically.

      The solution to that scenario is simple: Install a hatch on top of each cockpit. Then if the pilot dies, just put Charlton Heston in a harness and lower him down into the plane from a helicopter.

    145. Re:Waste by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Of course they can. Modern autopilot systems can easily handle take-off and landing. They don't, however, deal too well with taxiing, but CAT IIIc autopilot systems are not too far off, and they can do everything. Heck, in 1947 a C-53 flew across the atlantic, completely without human input, including the take-off and landing.

    146. Re:Waste by horza · · Score: 1

      Also cheap flights if you stand up the whole journey. Actually I would be quite tempted at the proposed £5, I spent years standing 3hrs a day on crappy English commuter trains and paid about €4k per year for the privilege.

      Phillip.

    147. Re:Waste by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The exact same thing was said when the railroad industry began to eliminate brakemen.

      You're joking right? People are still screaming over it, and train collisions have done nothing but go up since they eliminated brakemen and backup engineers.

      Maybe in your country, but no one complains in this one, and accidents are very rare (and it's even rarer for it to be the driver's fault -- there are automatic systems to apply the emergency brakes if the train passes a danger signal, and on some trains the maximum speed is set by the signalling system).

    148. Re:Waste by dave420 · · Score: 1

      In 1947 a C-53 took off from the US, flew across the Atlantic, and landed, all without human input. I completely agree with everything you wrote - it's madness to think this is some pie-in-the-sky SciFi nonsense.

    149. Re:Waste by sznupi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So how uncomfortable are you with the knowledge that most crashes are due to human error (and large of those - pilot error) / why apparently it doesn't stop you from flying?

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    150. Re:Waste by horza · · Score: 1

      It's not a big deal if the pilot trances out. If they can fall asleep without people noticing they aren't exactly that important. As for the poor pilot having to sit on his own for hours... what on earth do you think train/truck/etc drivers have to do?

      Phillip.

    151. Re:Waste by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      I would gladly take the additional risk and save a few bucks.

      Alright. Do I also get a cut in the additional profits?

      It's one thing to have a car or a bus crash on a road. Chances of it landing anywhere near where I live are minimal. But I have something like 10 planes flying overhead every hour.

      You may save 5 bucks, but when a plane crashes any savings will be eaten up in destruction, and quite often a lot of the stuff destroyed doesn't even belong to anyone on the plane or the company operating it.

    152. Re:Waste by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Two of the things you mention are the main reason why autoland systems came into existence in the first place and why they are routinelly used.

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    153. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, if that happened where I live the mom would end up with a short jail stay and would lose the kid to child protective services. Of course, places here can have "employees only" SIGNS, but it is against the law to actually have employees only bathrooms.

    154. Re:Waste by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree. The copilot is a redundant system for the pilot. Because they are there, they share the load. But the plane could operate 100% should one of them drop dead. That you have two means it makes sense to train them to double-check the other, but even if the majority of their time is spent on that task, it is irrelevant to their purpose. They are a single redundant pilot. If you remove one, then you can remove the other. If not, then you are changing the job of "pilot" from a redundant to nonredundant system. Such changes are clearly steps back in safety. It's not like the navigator (which has redundancy in its current system, computer primary and paper backup) or radio operator (moving duties around but not actually eliminating any redundancy). Increased automation let the pilots take over both primary and secondary control of those systems without impacting their ability to, well, pilot. But there are primary and backups for both. Eliminating the copilot will eliminate the redundancy in the last human operator. Until there's no need for a pilot, there will be the need for a copilot in a redundant system.

    155. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please reply to more posts. I don't think you've demonstrated your superior knowledge enough.

    156. Re:Waste by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whenever someone mentions how planes can fly themselves these days, I'm reminded Northwest Flight 188: the one that overshot MSP by 150 miles.

      Clearly, if planes can fly themselves, it should have landed on its own and not overshot.

    157. Re:Waste by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      Giving up modding to correct this misconception. The company I work for has been writing software for the London underground. Because the trains are self driven they can put more trains on the line, this means smaller trains and reduced waiting times.

      It's actually running on the Picadilly line.

    158. Re:Waste by arivanov · · Score: 1

      No, think Politically Correct.

      BUUUUUUUUUUDGET as you say does not necessarily mean ugly. Politically correct however often does. In fact it usually does, as for jobs where there is a perception of a "good look requirement" recruitment ends up in positive discrimination territory just in case.

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    159. Re:Waste by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Yes, if a flight proceeds normally a modern jetliner can pretty much fly itself.

      Northwest Flight 188?

    160. Re:Waste by daveime · · Score: 1

      Unless EVERY machine blows up, he's still ahead in the game ...

    161. Re:Waste by southlander · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes. I refuse to fly on a plane where there are not people in the cockpit that share the same risks as me. The pilots do pre-flight inspections with THEIR safety in mind as well as mine and all the others aboard. It is their drive of self preservation that helps protect me.

    162. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cleaning bill: Priceless

    163. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW - Those guys at the Indy 500 rely heavily on their track-side spotters to tell them if they can make a move or not.
      Not only that, they communicate through the spotters to pass messages to other drivers on the track.
      Just because he isn't in the car, doesn't mean he isn't co-piloting.

      I think it's fair to say that the drivers in 1911 didn't communicate much with those outside the car. Even today, the spotters are there to provide insight into longer-term strategy, not immediate action: things happen too fast at 240 mph for someone talking over the radio to be of much use, and drivers really don't like being told what to do.

    164. Re:Waste by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Economy tickets with a decent airline are significantly more expensive than budget airlines like Ryanair. They are totally different products aimed at totally different markets, and they appeal to different types of people. This is not a value judgement, it's simply a fact.

    165. Re:Waste by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      what you mean is that pilots must remain proficient in Cat 3 and 3a approaches - so they must maintain currency with those procedures by performing one every once in a while. This currency can also be accomplished in a simulator.

      IANAP but some of the postings on that page infer that it's also part of the aircraft's ongoing certification. If a pilot isn't happy with a landing he has to log it as a fault and it will be investigated.

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    166. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q. What do these things have in common?
      A. They don't go 500+ mph or fly.

      True, but they went faster than other vehicles of their time and flying is more complicated than boating which is more complicated than driving which is more complicated than walking. Let's not stand in the way of progress just because it does something different than you've become accustomed to.

      Right now, our ground-side air traffic control systems are still a relic of the 50s.
      Until that changes, there is a limit on how much technology you can put in the plane to compensate.

      And the FAA is trying to fix that with it's NextGen system. It's not ready yet, but it's a step in the right direction. Overall progress will be inherently limited by the slowest advancements, but that doesn't mean other areas shouldn't be looked at.

      BTW - Those guys at the Indy 500 rely heavily on their track-side spotters to tell them if they can make a move or not.
      Not only that, they communicate through the spotters to pass messages to other drivers on the track.
      Just because he isn't in the car, doesn't mean he isn't co-piloting.

      Trackside spotters? Ok, so if Ryanair has a central control room where human pilots are overseeing all flights in the air would that seem safer to you? Maybe a 1:5 pilot:flight ratio instead of current 2:1 ratio?

    167. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are saving the $10,000-$100,000/year pilot salary and risking the $50-$150 million plane. Even from a corporate sociopath perspective, this is a really dumb idea.

      The airlines are not risking the planes because they don't own the planes, they lease them.

    168. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of the elements of flying has been automated, but checklists are still there to verify the machine is in the right state. Remove the need for a human to go through a checklist and you might as well remove pilots. Until we can safely all zip around in UAVs, not yet.

      Also a lot of what the copilot does is communication. Ever have a cellphone conversation with 30 people at the same time while trying to merge onto a freeway? In 0 visibility? At 200 MPH? At night, in the rain? Yeah, it's like that.

    169. Re:Waste by daveime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair, the guy who landed safely in the Hudson River is a "hero" precisely because he landed safely.

      Had he crashed 5 meters short of the Hudson River, taking out a couple of tall buildings on the way, there would have been plenty of "WTF was he thinking" type of questions.

    170. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it can. An autopilot/autothrottle/autoland system can fly an ILS approach, flare and touchdown. It's called CAT III ILS and isn't new technology. It has been around for a few decades. Both JFK and Heathrow have CAT III ILS approaches.

      Unfortunatly its not available at most airports, and is also very expensive.

    171. Re:Waste by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's also a catchall. Most accidents are not the result of a single "pilot error." They're the result of MANY small errors that build up, the last piece being the final 'pilot error.'

      Take Comair 191 for example, the one that took the short runway. You have two tired pilots, a closed taxi lane, outdated airport charts, a lone controller in the tower. So while, in the end, it was a 'pilot error,' there were issues all over, any one of which could have changed the outcome of the flight.

    172. Re:Waste by daveime · · Score: 1

      So what happens when you run out of coins? Wet your seat? That would put an end to the pee fairly soon.

      FTFY

    173. Re:Waste by radish · · Score: 1

      Have you ever noticed that they are never teens who want to make a few bucks, like those who wait tables at the local pub?

      You've obviously never flown EasyJet or Thomson Airways - that's exactly what they are and it's pretty scary. These kids are supposedly the experts in-charge but they spend most of their time messing around and flirting with the passengers. Not reassuring!

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    174. Re:Waste by chiark · · Score: 1
      It's only a simple AI that's needed, too.

      Prime directive: screw the public by charging for everything, do not pay for marketing or advertising by coming up with hare brained schemes that will never pass any safety test or be unacceptable thus causing outrage and guaranteeing free publicity...

      I really do wish that the media wouldn't report this attention whoring.

    175. Re:Waste by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      The checklists can be done by a machine. The flying could be 100% done by a machine. No co-pilot or pilot are necessary. It will not be universally done however because people appreciate having a man in the loop. Where there is room for it to happen is in cheap flights where people might compromise... like Ryanair.

      Landings and takeoffs can be 100% automatic, flight navigation can be 100% automatic using GPS.

    176. Re:Waste by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 0

      Do you have any idea just how many planes there are in the skies above an airport? If it were that easy to automate don't you think we'd have fully automated cars by now? Cars only have to deal with 2 dimensions and we're nowhere near a system that we're willing to trust our safety to.

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    177. Re:Waste by horza · · Score: 1

      You just have to make sure that the co-pilot doesn't press the red button.

      Phillip.

    178. Re:Waste by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Actually it is much easier to do automatic control for airplanes than cars. The degree of difficulty is comparable to trains. Which today are mostly automated in any reasonably advanced system. The train pilot is there mostly to hit the 'stop train' button in case he thinks something is going wrong.

    179. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kidding, right?

      I'd gladly pay extra and not have to worry about what happens when the over-worked pilot has a heart attack or just passes out.

    180. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't make cat 3 any cheaper to install.

    181. Re:Waste by Blitzkopf · · Score: 1

      That's the thing with computers they are really good at is following instructions, like checklists. My guess is that a computer could both read a checklist to the pilot and make sure the things checked are actually correctly set. But a human pilot would do better in a totally unforeseen situation.

    182. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want someone to tell me what are you entitled when you buy an airline ticket?
      Until we regulate this industry we will have maniacs coming up with every type of gimmick to swindle the customers.

    183. Re:Waste by sjames · · Score: 1

      Trucks have a much higher accident rate than airliners, many of which are attributable to driver fatigue/sleep. Trains have a much simpler default safe state and they will enter that state any time the driver fails to interact with the safety system. However, I don't recommend that aircraft default to throttle closed and brakes on.

      As for the link you provided, if nobody noticed, how did it end up reported by the Telegraph? :-)

    184. Re:Waste by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      All three phases?
      I'm no pilot, but I'd argue that there are many more than that!
      Pre-flight Taxi. Takeoff. Ascent. Level flight. Descent. Holding. Approach. Landing. Post-flight taxi.

      A jetliner's main autopilot system, combined with the autothrottle, are more than able to do ascent, level flight, and descent, and probably also holding, with the pilots doing little more than entering the ATC instructions, and monitoring everything.

      My understanding is not using autopilot at all during level flight in jetliner is unusual. After all, the pilot would prefer to avoid continuous adjustments, and having to monitor all the major instruments constantly, while with the autopilot they don't need to worry much about whatever attribute the autopilot is maintaining, and thus can check the corresponding instrument a bit less often, with discrepancies generally indicative of some problem with the autopilot.

      The ILS-based autoland systems can do approach and landing.

      I've never seen or heard much about autopilots for take-off. Honestly, I would just as soon have the pilot in control then. A smooth take-off is an easy enough thing for the pilots to do by hand, and there is no system for guiding takeoffs that I know of, besides potentially using ILS in reverse.

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    185. Re:Waste by Tycho · · Score: 1

      If a fleet has autoland across the board, this won't be a massive issue. The planes are safer than the people behind the controls.

      Yeah remind me when planes can autoditch themselves into the Hudson River after losing thrust in both engines. As to US Airways Flight 1549 itself, I personally like this quote from the second page of this report at: http://www.ntsb.gov/ntsb/GenPDF.asp?id=DCA09MA026&rpt=fi

      (3) the captain’s resulting difficulty maintaining his intended airspeed on final approach due to the task saturation resulting from the emergency situation.

      Yes, the co-pilot was occupied with his own tasks as well.

      Even though there are few incidents of this type, it is safe to say that there are probably nonemergency situations where having a co-pilot has prevented an emergency from occurring.

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    186. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. You also need a bum on the seat to set-up the navigation radios, lower the flaps at different speed markers, drop the landing gear and set the autobrakes. Your also assuming that there is nothing wrong with the aircraft.

    187. Re:Waste by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      Doing without O'Leary would probably mean that Ryanair would have the same profitability than other competitors - negative.
      He is a good example of why CEO's can be more valuable than most of the company employees together, as a good CEO can create efficient teams from cheap, replaceable commodity worker-drones, as Ryanair has shown. They haven't achieved their results by having exceptionally valuable employees, they have achieved by having exceptional management get great results from average people.

    188. Re:Waste by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      But as more of manufacturing and even service jobs become automated, I think we're going to have to reconsider that "one man, one job" approach and adopt more socialistic policies if we're going to maintain anything like a civilized, developed society.

      So what's going to happen when 1/4 of our society just doesn't have any work to do?

      Basically you are wrong, as demonstrated by all history since the industrial revolution. Much like how the luddites were wrong. The luddites thought machines would take their jobs, what happend was that machines just made jobs more productive and even made jobs.

      It seems that industrial society has always found work for idle hands. Most developed nations are experiencing a boom in retirees and a diminishing workforce. Even with heavy automation there will still be stuff for people to do. If robots really do invade society to do all the heavy lifting then we'll find work in owning, maintaining and commanding these robots.

      In a way we already have robots, particularily in manurfacturing and construction, what else is a digger or other earth moving equipment? Because these are 100x more productive than a man with a shovel doesn't mean there are 99 shovel-men out of work. In reality we get 100x more stuff done by and every modern day 'shovel man'.

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    189. Re:Waste by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Dude, I appreciate your spit-laden venomous comments, but consider the source. Michael O'Leary is a past master at coming up with provocative nonsense to get his company's name free advertising in the mainstream media. Find some Youtube videos of him being interviewed and count how often he says the name, mentions the low prices, gives the website address, etc. He is in his way a genius, and we should simply enjoy the show for what it is.

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    190. Re:Waste by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      - Oil rigs really shouldn't bother with blow-out presenters, they just cost money and control systems these days are quite good.
      - Refineries work just fine without a SIL3 rated emergency shutdown system, I can't remember the last time we actually relied on ours doing something.
      - Nuclear reactors work just fine without a SIL4 rated SCRAM system too.

      Frankly I don't care if all the co-pilot ever does is sleep. As long as he can be woken up in the event of the pilot having a heart attack or some other kind of breakdown. History of air incidences have shown that a second human mind provides some very important insight that may often prevent an accident, and unfortunately sometimes doesn't. I can't remember which flight it was but there was one case where a co-pilot was specifically criticised for not taking control of the plane when it was perfectly obvious that the main pilot was doing nothing to avoid the plane flipping over. The black box reported the co-pilot repeatedly saying the turn was way to steep.

    191. Re:Waste by syousef · · Score: 1

      Until the pilot has a heart attack and dies, which happens periodically. There was one such case just last June on Continental Airlines, and another in February of 2008.... So yeah, if you're willing to increase the number of large airplane crashes by almost one per year, go ahead and cut out the copilots.

      There are a lot of incidents and emergencies where having a second person in the plane to distribute the workload to is vital to avoiding disaster. It wouldn't just be one a year.

      I'd like to suggest cutting out the CEO of Ryanair. Clearly he's a big mouthed idiot who doesn't know his own business. Since you're already flying with a defective CEO you wouldn't be losing much...and with the salary saved you could keep the co-pilots.

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    192. Re:Waste by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      Yep. Just as on locomotives decades ago, nowadays they drive with a single pilot or none at all.

    193. Re:Waste by jp102235 · · Score: 1

      yea, well - sort of: these advanced approach ( & autoland) systems are really complex: some planes have 2 or even 3 autopilot systems - they check with each other for agreement, etc. the air data sensors and all kinds of other systems must agree - anyway: I say all that to say that we must fly the approaches - it can be done in the cockpit or the sim, if there are faults - you report them (radar altimeters disagree etc) and the system is checked.
      a little history: Aviation had been thoroughly plagued by equipment failure in the past - many more pilots died due to bad design, manufacture, or assembly than to human error (or even combat).
      so inherently, we don't trust computers, engines, fuel ourselves, or controllers. That is why we have 2 computers, 2-4 engines, many fuel bladders, co-pilots, and radar.
      anywho - this issue of co-pilots goes deep into human factors: a wide and vast field - some folks who are into HCI may have studied some parts of this - and from this we have learned that having at least two in the cockpit is way better than one (three is even better). Just please understand that a co-pilot is NOT a backup pilot in case the pilot has heart failure. he/she is an integral part of a team that keeps the plane going where its intended to be.
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    194. Re:Waste by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      Co-pilots are there to handle things in case the pilot gets sick or something. If modern technology has made co-pilots unncesessary, it has made pilots unnecessary, period. If it hasn't made pilots redundant, then it has not made co-pilots redundant, either.

      That leaves us with the question - how many airline crashes have been prevented by co-pilots? The snap response is to say, "Well, every time the pilot is ill or incapacitated." -- but that's not really true any more. A modern airliner is fully capable of landing itself entirely under computer and instrument control at most major airports. (And, incidentally, the aircraft that have the best-paid flight crew are also the aircraft most likely to have autoland capability, and be travelling to the best-equipped international airports.) Are there situations where a copilot has caught a pilot's error? Sure. How many of those errors wouldn't have been rescued by built-in warnings from the flight computer, or caught by a greater reliance on checklists? How many would be fatal? In an emergency, is it useful to have a copilot watching gauges and flipping switches while the pilot flies? In a few cases -- but I suspect that cases are rare where a plane crashes without a copilot's help, but is saved by a full flight crew.

      You are saving the $10,000-$100,000/year pilot salary and risking the $50-$150 million plane. Even from a corporate sociopath perspective, this is a really dumb idea.

      I don't know about that. If the cost of a pilot (including accommodations while out of town, medical benefits, payroll and human resources overhead, etc.) is $100 thousand per year, and the airframe is worth $100 million, then you can argue the economic case if the elimination of 1000 co-pilots results in no more than one major crash per year. (You can scale that number by a factor of three or four if you want to include the million-dollar-per-seat liability settlement with the passengers' next of kin.)

      Right now, there is about a one in fifteen million chance of a passenger jet aircraft flight going down. Meanwhile, the FAA limits pilots of large aircraft to 1000 flying hours per year; figure they're doing no more than 500 flights each. That means that each pilot has about a 1 in 30 thousand chance of crashing each year. So, will the elimination of the co-pilot make it thirty times more likely that they will crash? If not, then there's an economic case.

      Thirty years ago, there were usually three crew on the flight deck of an airliner: pilot, co-pilot, and flight engineer. Increasing automation and reliability of components eliminated the third seat. Is it inconceivable that the same forces won't eventually push out the co-pilot?

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    195. Re:Waste by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Cockpit crews have already been reduced in the past. Navigators and flight mechanics have been eliminated (and yes, people warned it was unsafe). However, unlike trains, airplanes still need a LOT of input from pilots, and mistakes can have deadly consequences. As a copilot, I regularly have to point out mistakes made by the captain, and vice versa. Pilot error is cited as the reason for an enormous number of accidents, imagine what that would be if there wasn't a second pilot to point out the other's mistakes. And then I'm not even talking about abnormal situations with equipment malfunctioning, and one pilot trying to handle the emergency while the other is flying the crippled airplane manually, because the autopilot is not available when you need it most... No, there's no comparison with boats, trains or cars.

    196. Re:Waste by michelcolman · · Score: 4, Informative

      Take it from a pilot: an automatic landing actually gives us MORE work than a normal one. Imagine programming you car's GPS to drive to a destination automatically, only having to constantly monitor whether it's going the right way, not violating any traffic rules, constantly being ready to take over control if the car suddenly swerves off the road because of some malfunction (GPS'es never make mistakes, right?) or another car does something stupid,... Isn't it a lot easier to just have the steering wheel in your hands and drive the car yourself? Well, it's the same in an airplane. Which is why we almost always land manually, except in very bad visibility.

    197. Re:Waste by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Neither of which is served by Ryanair.

    198. Re:Waste by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      If they're covering costs, why would you cut them?

      If they cover costs, they're essentially free. And seeing as they have safety and regulatory purposes, not to mention a good customer image, keeping them is a positive.

    199. Re:Waste by jimicus · · Score: 1

      IIRC Ryanair have a fleet where all the aircraft are identical, or as near as dammit - I think they're Boeing 737-800s.

    200. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for carrying more than 2 oz of fluids on board?

    201. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least eliminate the $12,000 USD waste paper basket in his office.

    202. Re:Waste by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      3) even if both airports have cat 3...

      I don't know about that. Presumably if the pilot has a heart attack before takeoff, the flight is going to get cancelled. :D

      2) such systems are awesomely expensive; in fact, they are only installed on heavy-traffic locations with visibility problems

      You're right, eliminating the co-pilot would mean that more airports would need to have Cat III ILS systems, in order to provide alternate landing sites. But eliminating the jobs of, say, four or five thousand pilots frees up more than a hundred million dollars a year. And I can certain see the FAA imposing additional restrictions on single-pilot flights regarding destination weather conditions and so forth.

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    203. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many local governmental places that actually do this. The one that first comes to mind is the U.S. Post Office. I've yet to see anywhere to take a shit, or is that what those blue boxes are for? I don't think I'm tall enough to park my ass on the slot, seems discriminatory to us short people. Should I sue?

      There was one auto registration satellite office in Memphis, nary a public access bathroom in sight.

    204. Re:Waste by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      trains... cars... boats...

      Q. What do these things have in common?

      A. They don't go 500+ mph or fly.

      A: They kill a lot more people, per passenger-mile, than planes do?

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    205. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The critical difference is that the deadman switch on a train can safely bring the thing to a safe condition - completely stopped - without human intervention. Sure, it's not the ideal condtion, but it is *safe*.

      Dead stop in an aircraft is called a crash.

    206. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall an aerospace engineer saying that automated planes would be
      perfectly possible, but the reason we have people up front is
      that people are more likely to figure out *unanticipated*
      problems than are machines. And for that purpose,
      2 heads are much better than one.

    207. Re:Waste by cenobyte40k · · Score: 1

      I trust the computer to land the plane, They do it all the time now with the pilot and co-pilot just sitting there. What's the difference is there is one less dude sitting around collecting a paycheck. It used to be that the co-pilot was there because it you needed to manhandle the plane in you needed all the strength you could get, then all the big planes started having hydraulic which meant it wasn't a matter of strength anymore but for redundancy of operators. Something happened to one they other one could fly the plane. Now from take off to landing a modern aircraft doesn't even need the pilot, they are just glorified equipment operators that require no more than a few days to lean how to setup and operate the computer. We keep a highly trained pilot as a redundant measure for the computers are board (Not a bad idea) but the co-pilot is not a redundant measure for a redundant measure. It's like having a spare gas tank for your spare gas tank.

    208. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't the checklists be read out by a machine...?

      Then who reads out the "Computer Failure" checklist?

    209. Re:Waste by TopSpin · · Score: 1

      The exact same thing was said when the railroad industry began to eliminate brakemen

      Trains are equipped with dead man switches as a direct result of the elimination of human redundancy you cite. Trains stop operating and safely halt when (not if) the driver is incapacitated. The equivalent of this mechanism does not exist in aviation; aircraft can not stop safely at any arbitrary point. Autopilots and landing systems are not yet competent to handle the broad range of contingencies for which humans are trained.

      The nautical cases you cite are equally naive. Even small boats have safety lanyards to stop propulsion. Helm controls are disengaged during storms and during navigation of busy waterways, by law.

      The Indy 500 thing makes no sense. The high level of risk inherently accepted with any racing activity is not acceptable to commercial aviation. The difference in risk is so vast that it makes whatever safety rational you claim for the one activity entirely irrelevant to the other.

      Ryanair had a gross profit of $2.6G in 2010, net $0.5G. Their business model, including the ability of their passengers to pay, is fine. While it may be fun to indulge the fevered dreams of businessmen hypothesizing about huge cost savings, it clearly isn't needed for airline viability.

      Could the market be left to decide between co-pilots and lower costs? Only if you've buried your head in free market la-la sand; given the option airlines would eliminate all co-pilots ASAP because the cost of civil payouts that would occur sans pilot redundancy is lower than co-pilot compensation due to the infrequency of their necessity. The market would leave no choice for either airlines or passengers. Beyond that, our regulatory system has generally eliminated safety as a competitive factor among airlines. If you advocate the market as the mechanism then the burden is on you to provide a compelling argument why the market must cease to take safety for granted. Good luck with that, sparky!

      Last year a Continental Boeing 777 with 247 passengers had to be taken over by a co-pilot and landed by a relief pilot when the captain died suddenly over Europe. This isn't a theoretical situation. Co-pilots have saved thousands of people. Those people don't fret about the cost of co-pilots. Should we all accept your tragically bad analogies over their experience?

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    210. Re:Waste by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

      If it hasn't made pilots redundant, then it has not made co-pilots redundant, either.

      I thought the whole point about the pilot-co-pilot thingie was so they would be redundant.

    211. Re:Waste by WoOS · · Score: 1

      >And what happens if the pilot has a stroke or heart attack and is unable to direct the plane to land.

      The scenario was that the plane can and does fly on its own in 99.999% of the cases. If the pilot has a heart attack, the plane will fly to next airport and land (assuming there is a deadmean switch) or to its assigned airport and land (assuming no switch and the pilot is also not capable anymore of pressing a "Land quickly" button). The assumptions was that pilot is only needed in very seldom circumstances to take over.

      The statement I critized was after all: Modern technology can only make both pilots unnecessary or none. And that is untrue as modern technology might still need an human backup for the 0,001% it can handle. But then posssibly only one human.

    212. Re:Waste by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever seen the stereotypical drop-dead-gorgeous flight attendants on any airline. The only airline I've flown on with one that tried to flirt with me was (ironically?) Virgin Atlantic, and unfortunately that one was male (although, on the plus side, he did keep bringing me drinks...). The worst one was Delta (I think) on a flight from New York to Dallas. She was so fat that she couldn't fit down the aisle without bumping the seats on both sides, and since she kept walking up and down the seats were constantly being jogged.

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    213. Re:Waste by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an old aviation joke.

      Maintainance report form pilot said; autoland rough.

      Reply for maintainance; No autoland fitted.

    214. Re:Waste by sznupi · · Score: 1

      It makes it, with pretty high certainty, quite cheap to install / common in the future.

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    215. Re:Waste by sznupi · · Score: 1

      There, a reply, happy? (hey, whatever makes you hot; no diff. here / slightly bored today)

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    216. Re:Waste by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Is that locked flight deck door thing that came in after 9-11 US specific or do other countries require it too (afaict ryanair don't fly to the US)

      Imagine trying to keep the plane pointed forward and on-speed while checking your map chart, dealing with ATC and the radios, and any number of other little things that come up.
      Though small planes often don't have either an autopilot or a copilot.

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    217. Re:Waste by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      In a way we already have robots, particularily in manurfacturing and construction, what else is a digger or other earth moving equipment? Because these are 100x more productive than a man with a shovel doesn't mean there are 99 shovel-men out of work. In reality we get 100x more stuff done by and every modern day 'shovel man'.

      Is that why there's been a steady decline in the percentage of "breadwinner" jobs since about 1982?

      It's not just automation that is making jobs disappear. In manufacturing countries like Germany, where there is something like an enlightened employment policy by the government, it can actually work like you describe, where more automation means easier lives for people.

      But here in the US, the developed country where it's easiest to fire workers, there's this attitude where it's preferable to have 100 people working extra hours and twice as hard to 400 people making a living and working 4 day weeks. Plus, with this corporate-driven anti-US government political movement, there's even less chance that there would ever be anything like an enlightened industrial policy, or for that matter, any industrial policy. First of all, it takes respect for labor for a country to do what Germany has done. Like any economics student can tell you, "labor precedes capital". But here in the US, there's this wrong-headed, fanatical belief that somehow "capital precedes labor". And that belief has turned us into a second-rate country in just a few decades. And at the rate that decline which started in 1980 and began accelerated in 2000, we're on our way to becoming a country that wished it was at least second-rate.

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    218. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should think of removing the PNF as making a law that all drivers on the road must speak in their mobile phone and fiddle with the radio while driving.

      Nicely said! One of the best comments I've read around here... and I've spent a lot of time doing just that.

    219. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      One of my ex-relatives was a flight attendant. IIRC the number and role of flight attendants is an FAA rule. They are required by FAA for safety and security reasons. The fact that they serve OJ etc. was a minor irritant to my ex-relative. Many of them today heartily dislike the compromise of their role, as it turns them from professionals charged with managing a pretty large crowd of fairly stressed people and dealing with the not-uncommon health problems that can occur - recognizing the difference between a heart attack and choking on a piece of toast, and potentially preventing or dealing with a panicked mob, into shills.

      I've never yet met a flight attendant who was really enthusiastic about their sales pitch.

    220. Re:Waste by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I used to stand for just about that long routinely as a part of my job. And actually considering the likelihood of deep vein thrombosis presumably goes down if you're not sitting for long periods of time, it's not without it's upside.

    221. Re:Waste by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Yep, indeed it's true. IIRC I was working for a company that folded in 1987 when, after landing at LAX and during the taxi to the gate, the pilot informed us that the plane had flown itself all the way from Chicago - I believe even the takeoff - through the landing. I think he said this was the first time on a regular commercial flight. So it was at least that long ago.

      Howsomever, that's not to say that the present (or even a near-future system) would be ready to handle all the possible emergencies.

      OTOH, I think that after 911 the feds were considering requiring a remote method to take over flying the plane in the event of an apparent hijack. The problem is that this really just introduces new vulnerabilities - what if the baddies figure out how to hijack that system?

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    222. Re:Waste by skila · · Score: 1

      I do not think it is ridiculous to suggest that an AI could replace their CEO.

      And halfway across the Atlantic, the crew asks the passengers if there is another AI on board because this one has decided to go on strike and Ryan Air where too stingy to pay for communication links or a backup??

    223. Re:Waste by crossmr · · Score: 1

      As a cost-cutting measure Ryanair's CEO has asked pilots not to have heart attacks while on the job.

    224. Re:Waste by dominious · · Score: 1

      3) even if both airports have cat 3, you still need to account for alternate landing plans

      He means that if something goes wrong, a human pilot could still land the plane anywhere save (even in a river!). People thinking that pilots are not necessary, are not pilots and have no idea how many things can go wrong that a computer can't handle.

    225. Re:Waste by dominious · · Score: 1

      I think you under-estimate our intelligence. In case something goes wrong a human pilot can handle the situation and land in a river (yes recent example). A computer going wrong makes the airplane a brick falling from the sky.

    226. Re:Waste by dominious · · Score: 1

      what if the pilot becomes ill or passes out? what if something goes wrong and the computer cannot make a judgement about it? Because you know, things go wrong.

    227. Re:Waste by davemc168 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I heard from a pilot that ryanair do not pay their co-pilots. They gain valuable experience instead. I'll try to confirm.

    228. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One flight a year is _nothing_. There are an insane number of flights every day. It's unreasonable to say "this increased risk is worth preventing at any cost." For example, if everyone drove 5mph at all times, driving cars would become ridiculously safe, but there's an enormous time cost incurred that makes it a terrible trade-off. If it saves enough money, one flight crashed per year is entirely reasonable. Just think how many people are injured or die in car crashes, then think about how slow 5mph is.

    229. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because he isn't in the car, doesn't mean he isn't co-piloting.

      So why can't the co-pilot of the aeroplane not be in the plane?

    230. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, if there is a layer of moisture on the runway aircraft can and do aquaplane. A hard landing ensures the surface is broken and the wheels actually have traction.

    231. Re:Waste by mysidia · · Score: 1

      So maybe they should take on co-pilots trained to double as a flight attendant in case of an emergency?

      As far as safety is concerned, I think hardly anything is more important on board than that the plane does not crash.

      And something unexpected can happen to a pilot to prevent them from flying the plane.

      This is like suggesting using 4 hard disks in RAID0 on your mission critical database server, instead of 8 hard disks in RAID10, to save money.

      And claiming your data is just as safe and performance is just as good, either way.

    232. Re:Waste by boxwood · · Score: 1

      in the US maybe, but in countries where there is healthcare, the company doesn't pay for health insurance for its employees, so the expense of an employee is mostly just the employees incomes. In less litigious countries that gap shrinks even further.

    233. Re:Waste by internettoughguy · · Score: 1

      No but I'm a dab hand at descent :P.

    234. Re:Waste by MartijnL · · Score: 1

      Slight difference: when locomotive driver fails the deadman's switch kicks in and the train stops. Or in an extreme case: part of the tracks are powered down so the train will cruise to a halt.

      There 's no deadman's switch in a plane and where would it go if it did? Trains are riding on terra firma. Plane's will crash either way.

      Same with the discussion about bus drivers. Bus driver fails --> passenger takes over --> stops bus in controlled fashion. Pilot fails --> passenger has 0 skills --> plane goes down.

    235. Re:Waste by gamecrusader · · Score: 1

      i wouldn't what happens when the system crash's on a plane? answer: we all die if its flying us

    236. Re:Waste by mysidia · · Score: 1

      As long as nothing goes wrong with the instruments, and the flight guidance system. Remember, there are other planes out there around airports,

      And there can be things like unexpected 50kt crosswinds.

      This is all assuming the plane is anywhere near an airport at the time something bad happened to the pilot, and nothing else went wrong with any passengers or the plane causing a need for an emergency landing under unusual circumstances.

      Without an ILS signal, there is no autoland capability.

      So the plane might not make it to the airport without the pilot dying, if no nearby airport has this capability.

    237. Re:Waste by feepness · · Score: 1

      My health care, while not cheap, is only a few percent of my salary. I'm sure that in other countries that have public health care, the government mandated vacation and other benefits add up as well.

    238. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ryanair does however only have one type of aircrafts, to limit cost of pilots, mechanics and spare parts. Boeing 737-800.

    239. Re:Waste by Jerf · · Score: 1

      That's a terrible example. An automated plane probably wouldn't have made that error, since it occurred via a combination of human miscommunications. An automated plane would probably have noticed the fuel problem at takeoff. Only the presence of a human as a critical component of the loop allowed that error to occur.

      Yes, of course computers will cause other errors, but the question isn't whether the computers will be perfect but whether they will be better. Same for the question of when computers will be driving cars; it isn't a question of when they will be perfect, because they aren't going up against perfect competition. It's a question of when they are better drivers.

    240. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for that. It clarified the whole thing for me :-)

    241. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think I've ever seen the stereotypical drop-dead-gorgeous flight attendants on any airline.

      Korean Air. Also many US airlines -- except they're not stereotypically gorgeous anymore, being 40-50 years past their prime.

    242. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The airplane cant decide that on its own you jackass. The human pilots were supposed to be in command of that flight, They failed. Had the autopilot been set up(and turned on) to fly to that destination and then land, it would have done so.

      CATCHA-CULPABLE

    243. Re:Waste by naturemn · · Score: 1

      What about fighters? The F-15, 16, 18, 22 and 35 are all single seat aircraft capable of flying at least mach 1. The pilot is tasked not only with flying his plane, but communicating, navigating, searching, and targeting. This is an extremely complex weapon system and we place our trust in a single pilot. In an emergency, he can off-load some of his workload to his wingman, but he is still essentially alone in a multi-million dollar, complex aircraft. Most modern planes are capable of flying themselves from the time the pilot lines the plane up on the runway to the time the pilot takes the controls to turn off the runway on the roll-out. This level of automation allows a single pilot to easily fly an aircraft under normal circumstances... ...Emergencies are often compound on aircraft, they never seem to happen singlely. A malfunction can affect multiple systems, and automation could be one of the systems affected, or the automatic systems may not have been programmed to handle that emergency, or cascade of emergencies. Automation systems are advancing quickly, and the time may soon come when an aircraft can fly itself under all circumstances, but there will still be a pilot there for passenger peace of mind (it definitely helps sell tickets)

    244. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's also assuming a CAT III equipped airport will always be within a safe distance. I'm not a pilot, but it seems very plausible to me that the plane's engines might die when it's simply out of range of any CAT III airport (but easily manually landable), or that a particularly dangerous failure might require the plane to be brought down NOW rather than be glided to a CAT III airport, or that some critical failure occurs during takeoff and an emergency landing has to be made on something without CAT III (such as the Hudson River) or turned and landed on a CAT III runway in a way that a CAT III system is incapable of doing.

      I guess basically this is just one big argument for keeping pilots on planes, which I believe in very strongly, partly because humans are better at improvising and partly because I love the idea of pilots and wish I was one. But in any case, if you need a pilot on a plane, you need a copilot in case the pilot is incapacitated. This is pretty simple.

    245. Re:Waste by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      We have a train system here, which relies on automated systems to control the trains and this is what happens when they fail. The train operator is really only there as a backup to push the emergency brake. Unfortunately, this failure occurred in a section of track with a curve and an overpass, so the operator couldn't actually see the train until it was too late. Effectively, in areas of the system with limited visibility, there is no backup if the automated system fails. I would hate to think about that on a plane.

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    246. Re:Waste by winwar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "They are trained for safety and security purposes, including crashes and hijacking."

      They exist because of government regulations mandating certain staffing levels and minimal emergency abilities. Sorry, but anyone who wears high heals is not there for safety and security purposes. That apparel in direct opposition to effective safety and security measures is allowed to be worn indicates that their primary purpose lies elsewhere.

    247. Re:Waste by davedish · · Score: 1

      The fly-by-wire A320 cannot take off on its own. We aren't allowed to engage the autopilot below 100 feet on takeoff.

    248. Re:Waste by blindseer · · Score: 1

      3) even if both airports have cat 3, you still need to account for alternate landing plans

      Oh bah! When has anything like that ever happened? There's always going to be a properly equipped runway when you need one. It's not like people will attempt to land a plane on a RIVER. ...

      Oh. Never mind.

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    249. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm willing to guess that in an emergency situation where the flight attendant would have to land the plane, for one reason or another, the autopilot won't cut it and neither will the flight attendant.

    250. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under any other situation I'd be with you - totally. Unfortunately one electrical failure in flight that the backups don't catch is going to give a single pilot way too much to deal with and UAV tech isn't going to help much then either. Flying is safe, but there is a reason that pilot is the 3rd most dangerous job in the US. It's also often true that the computer is only reliable as the least skilled programmer or mechanic who worked on it.

    251. Re:Waste by Swampy0007 · · Score: 1

      High heels are generally banned for flight attendants due to the potential of damaging the aluminum aircraft floors.

    252. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless both have fish for dinner. (Cue lightning)

    253. Re:Waste by coredog64 · · Score: 1

      any smaller planes and older planes are not fully fly-by-wire, so they would require a serious retrofit to make them capable of full autoland

      You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

      The 747-400, 757, and 767 are not fly-by-wire aircraft, and yet all three have Cat3 autoland capability (737NG as well, outside of AA's pig-headed move of being different).
      Fly-by-wire just means there is no physical connection between the controls and the control surfaces.

    254. Re:Waste by YodaYid · · Score: 1

      It's Ryanair, a lot of these suggestions are never intended to be put into service or even investigated. It's a way of getting free publicity for always looking for ways of cutting costs. And the press falls for it just about every time.

      Well it's having the exact opposite effect on me. Now that I know that Ryanair is willing to compromise my safety to "cut costs", I'm far less inclined to use them.

    255. Re:Waste by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      Whenever someone mentions how planes can fly themselves these days, I'm reminded Northwest Flight 188: the one that overshot MSP by 150 miles.

      Clearly, if planes can fly themselves, it should have landed on its own and not overshot.

      Planes aren't drones. During cruise, they only follow explicit instructions. ATC tells the pilot what bearing, altitude, and airspeed to use, and the pilot dials that into the autopilot. As long as the pilot doesn't change those settings, the aircraft will continue indefinitely. Most commercial aircraft do follow approach and departure patterns automatically by GPS, but the pilot still has to tell the craft WHICH patterns to follow and WHEN to start following them.

    256. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you picked an excellent example that proves your opponent's point. NW188 was not on autoland. It was depending on a couple of fallible bags of meat.

    257. Re:Waste by Meski · · Score: 1

      Can I suggest to Ryanair that they eliminate carrying passengers as well?

    258. Re:Waste by selven · · Score: 1

      Ok sorry, guess we're living in different countries (Canada here).

    259. Re:Waste by LBt1st · · Score: 1

      Technology can fly a plane from JFK to Heathrow. What it can't do is take off from JFK and land at Heathrow.

      I'm fairly sure modern airliners can indeed take off and land themselves.

    260. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like how your computer will never turn off unless you tell it too.

    261. Re:Waste by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      Which is why it's such a great example mentioning the flight that overflew their target.

      We have aircraft that can take off, fly, and land by themselves. But they can't take off and land 747s 2 minutes apart with that sort of automated aircraft.

      So, we have a tech (aircraft that "can't get lost") that can do this or solve that problem, but it isn't actually practical to deploy most of the time for various non-technical reasons, like economics for example.

      Or, y'know, just not having pilots making $25K/year and so sleep deprived on standby shifts that they fall asleep mid flight would do it too. I know nobody's ever likely to prove it, but you talk to pilots who are willing to speak candidly about that case, who are familiar with the working conditions, they'll tell you the crew fell asleep.

      (as a side note, pilots can be on "standby availability" for 8 or 12 hours, then 5 minutes before the end of their standby shift, get called to do an 8 hour flight. You'll fall asleep too.)

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    262. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite a few accidents have been made worse by (not to mention those caused by) the flight crew having a pissing match.

    263. Re:Waste by Eivind · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They may be (minimally) trained to perform those functions - but it's still cost-benefit. How often are those skills used ? How much of a difference does it make on the average ? For what costs ?

      All passenger-planes carry lifejackets, and has for decades. What is the cost, in space, fuel, production and maintenance ? Can you point me to a few cases where those lifejackets have saved lives ?

      Most of the time, planes don't fall down, so the lifejacket is useless. If a plane -does- fall down, but does so over land, the lifejacket is useless. If a plane falls down in the sea, but in such a manner that passengers don't survive the landing, the lifejacket is useless. If a plane falls down in water in a manner that leaves passengers alive and conscious, the lifejacket is still useless if it's the north atlantic in january. If neither of the above is true, and you land, say, in the hudson, the lifejacket is of -limited- use and MAY save lives. With boats immediately around the planes, especially in summer, swimmers would be okay with or without a lifejacket, and it's entirely plausible that absent lifejackets, the deathcount in the Hudson would still have been zero.

      That leaves, what exactly ? Can you point to a few -actual- (as opposed to imagined) cases where lifejackets in planes have saved lifes ?

    264. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't be saying that if you actually knew the pilots flying, there are just some airlines I won't fly because I know how awful the pilots are, RyanAir is one of them.
      - Anonymous CPL+ATPL Flight Instructor

    265. Re:Waste by Builder · · Score: 1

      I do that all the time. I fly BA or Easyjet :D

    266. Re:Waste by Builder · · Score: 1

      Dammit - you're 1 mod point short and I have none :(

    267. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would glady pay a few extra bucks to ... not be on the same flight as typical Ryanair customers.

      +1!
      I've recently been in a flight from Pisa to Barcelona and I felt like people lost their senses! Horrible loud people screaming across seats. It was unbelievable...

    268. Re:Waste by jaggeh · · Score: 1

      to use a car reference

      Ryanair flight attendants are like driving a 20 year old fiesta, sure they help you get to where you want to go, but you really dont want to be caught dead inside one.

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    269. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They are trained for safety and security purposes,

      If that were true they'd wear fire-retardant Nomex flight-suits and Magnum boots, not high-heels and tight skirts.

    270. Re:Waste by rich_r · · Score: 1

      The coin-operated toilet, like the idea of removing co-pilots, is simply a crazy press release and is an easy way for Ryanair to grab some free press space and promote their latest sale.

    271. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autoland capability is for totally windless periods, when heavy fog sits down onto the airfield, limiting visibility to exact zero. Think of England for that...

      If the wind is stronger than 35-40 km/h, or there are crosswinds, a full autoland is not possible, because the autopilot will detach at the first larger gust and hand the control yoke back to the "flesh pilot".

      BTW, fighter planes usually do not possess full autoland capability, not even in fog, the pilot must always take over at 40 meters height minimum and land manually.

      Furthermore the main task of airliner co-pilot is to take care of comms and checklists in the vicinity of busy airports, where a flight may receive new commands from the ground control, over radio talk, like every 20-30 seconds or so. The captain pilot is too busy flying the plane, he would be overloaded with extra comms tasks.

      Some very small twinjets, like the Cessna Mustang or the Embraer Phenom can be legally flown by a single pilot, mainly to please millionaire owner-pilots flying to their own ranch airstrips in the middle of emptiness - but they are warned not to try that at JFK or Heathrow, where miriads of planes circle, like holograms whirling around Neo's head in the Matrix.

    272. Re:Waste by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      More personnel isn't generally safer. It can make you less safe.

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    273. Re:Waste by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Had there been only one crew, then it would have been interesting. They have autolanding and autobraking systems. Would you bet your life on them?

      You already are, whether you like it or not.

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    274. Re:Waste by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      The train driver is basically the best visual identification system we have. They can pick up something on the tracks or not more relablity than a machine..... for now.

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    275. Re:Waste by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Stewardesses" - the longest word that can be typed using just the left hand. Coincidence?

    276. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the co pilot doing the work of one steward. This way you eliminate one steward. The co-pilot is not just being redundant. And you have him in the case of an emergency.

    277. Re:Waste by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      And quite a few crashes have been avoided by one pilot reading through the emergency checklist while the other performs the actions. Also, two brains/sets of eyes are almost always better: one of the pilots may think of something or see something that the other doesn't.

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    278. Re:Waste by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Autopilot was off.

    279. Re:Waste by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Actually auto piolet can take off and land a plane, what it cannot do at this point is runway taxiing.

      Why is taxiing so difficult? Couldn't you just have a sort of big Scalextric device in the middle of the runway that the plane latches on to while it's dragged back home?

      At the risk of stating the obvious, I Am Not An Aircraft Engineer.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    280. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you're still too poor to afford a private jet.

      Congratulations, you're a tool.

      Really? And what about the poster I (same AC) replied to?

      The people flying business or 1st class aren't better people, many would say the opposite. Still, having them around you for the duration of an intercontinental flight gives a far better experience, than having the economy class people around you, on average, even taking the better environment into account. This is simply a fact, easy to verify experimentally, if you fly a lot and are willing to take the economy class to compare.

    281. Re:Waste by Nevo · · Score: 1

      The copilot is *not* a redundant system for the pilot. The two are a team, sharing a workload. While it may be possible in many cases for one person to handle this workload, it's a lot safer sharing responsibilities between two people.

      And that's when things are going well.

      When things don't go well, the workload can easily escalate beyond the capabilities of a single person.

      I personally wouldn't board a plane if I knew only one pilot was up front.

    282. Re:Waste by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Most planes don't have them. I mean that they exist.

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    283. Re:Waste by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      You'd think for a publicity stunt they'd come up with an idea that didn't look for ways to cut costs at the expense of passenger safety. Couple such publicity with one bad crash and you can write the entire company off.

    284. Re:Waste by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Before 9-11 the door didn't even have to be closed, let alone be made like a bank vault.

      I don't know if it's US specific.

      Those small planes, you would be suprised. The little 12-24 seat planes do indeed have both. Small (none to 8 at most I'd imagine) don't, but they don't move too fast either. They can veer off-course or off-level for a moment without nearly as an effect as with one of the larger planes. They also tend to be kept in certain altitudes which are far less rigidly directed.

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    285. Re:Waste by heson · · Score: 1

      few=25, its the same flight attendants.

    286. Re:Waste by spleen_blender · · Score: 1

      Maybe it would be safer if planes only had one pilot, but the pilot flew only half of the time they currently do, the gap created by which is filled by the now removed co-pilot. This would reduce fatigue and stress on the pilots aiding in a whole number of health issues tied to reasons pilots may become incapacitated in the first place.

    287. Re:Waste by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I would say it is more along the lines of boundary testing. You suggest that to save money passengers will have to peddle the plane themselves/mortgage a loved one's kidney as insurance before flying (or whatever), so it makes paying for a visit to the toilet seem like they're doing you a favour by comparison.

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    288. Re:Waste by CharlieThePilot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Disclaimer: I am a 'co'-pilot.

      Mod parent up, he is absolutely correct, mod gp down, he's not.

      I fly an aircraft that has no autoland feature. I fly in and out of airports that mostly do not offer an autoland facility.

      All the pilots that I fly with have some vulnerability. Every so often (most days), one guy in the cockpit corrects the other one and averts an undesirable situation. Usually the situations involved would be more embarrassing than dangerous, but a few times, I have been very grateful to have someone else there.

      But the most important thing is- if we decide (and I think that we already have) that we need human input in the flight deck, then, as humans are pink, mushy, and prone to dying at inconvenient moments (especially under stress), then we should have a backup system.

      Also, imagine we have airliners where only one pilot is looking after the aircraft. Where was he trained? Was his first flight in that aircraft one where he was on his own, with just 150 trusting passengers for company? Every airline FO is a trainee Captain.

      Anyway, MOL has quite a reputation in the pilot community (such as it is) for making outrageous comments like this to get publicity / upset people. And it's a very widely held perception that airline senior management never like pilots, as we're far too expensive...

      Just my 1.3 pence!

      Charlie

    289. Re:Waste by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      Slight difference: when locomotive driver fails the deadman's switch kicks in and the train stops. Or in an extreme case: part of the tracks are powered down so the train will cruise to a halt. There 's no deadman's switch in a plane and where would it go if it did? Trains are riding on terra firma. Plane's will crash either way. Same with the discussion about bus drivers. Bus driver fails --> passenger takes over --> stops bus in controlled fashion. Pilot fails --> passenger has 0 skills --> plane goes down.

      Wouldn't powering-down the rails only help on an electric train?

    290. Re:Waste by jasonq · · Score: 0

      They already sacrifice safety... Their policy of not assigning seat numbers and obliging passengers to engage in a gold rush to get seats together is a serious safety problem. Say for instance there is an accident and passengers have to leave the plane as quickly as possible. Now imagine that there are parents and children who didn't get to sit beside each other due to the stampede policy. Do you really think those parents are going to just leave the plane unless they know their kids are safe? No effing way. They'll probably go against the tide to find their kids. Goodbye quick exit.

    291. Re:Waste by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      "They are trained for safety and security purposes, including crashes and hijacking."

      They exist because of government regulations mandating certain staffing levels and minimal emergency abilities. Sorry, but anyone who wears high heals is not there for safety and security purposes. That apparel in direct opposition to effective safety and security measures is allowed to be worn indicates that their primary purpose lies elsewhere.

      What airlines do you fly on that have high-heeled attendants?

    292. Re:Waste by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      High heels are generally banned for flight attendants due to the potential of damaging the aluminum aircraft floors.

      I agree - I've never seen heels on any flight attendant anywhere in the world that I've yet flown (Delta, Northwest, United, US Air, British Airways, Singapore Airlines, American, Continental, Southwest, JetBlue...)

    293. Re:Waste by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      removing the uniforms? sounds good. :p

      ...not on MOST of the flights I've been on...

    294. Re:Waste by jasonq · · Score: 0

      Which of those countries do you live in? None of them? Didn't think so! I certainly know that here in Spain, my employees cost about 180% of their salaries.

    295. Re:Waste by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I'm a right hand amputee you insensitive clod!

      Okay, I'm lying, but only typing this with my left hand. :-)

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      Just another day in Paradise
    296. Re:Waste by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Clearly, if the plane had not been flown by two idiot pilots, it wouldn't have overshot.

      In all seriousness, (and as a private pilot), this was very likely a case of them entering incorrect data into their nav gear.

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      Just another day in Paradise
    297. Re:Waste by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the old story I read once about a pilot submitting a "squawk" report on an aircraft he'd been flying saying "Auto-land not working properly on this aircraft." After a week or so the report came back from the shop foreman; "Auto-land not installed on this aircraft."

      I must admit, the image of the plane barrelling out of control into the runway, full of passengers while the pilot sat by wondering why the approach wasn't as smooth as he'd hoped just makes me crack up.

      Yes, I am a pilot :)

    298. Re:Waste by HarvardAce · · Score: 1

      Can you point to a few -actual- (as opposed to imagined) cases where lifejackets in planes have saved lifes ?

      Not only that, but it is theorized that in the Ethiopian Airlines crash in the Indian Ocean, that people inflating the life jackets while still in the cabin may have caused more people to drown because as the plane filled with water they were stuck to the ceiling of the cabin, unable to get out. Source

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    299. Re:Waste by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Except in some third-world countries like the US, all trains are electric.

    300. Re:Waste by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The copilot is *not* a redundant system for the pilot. The two are a team, sharing a workload.

      I assert you are wrong. You are arguing the difference between redundant power supplies and insufficiently sized redundant power supplies. The Cisco slotted switches have two power supplies. If you put in some power-hungry boards (like PoE ones), you need more power. You have the option of one large PS, two small PS (non redundant) or two large PS. I don't know for those specifically, but I know most servers draw equally from their PS, regardless of redundancy. There are many good stories about this, where people load up PS-1 on UPS-A and PS-2 on UPS-B, keep an eye and both are "only" at 60% draw, plenty of space. Then UPS-A fails. All the power is drawn off the good PS-2 and UPS-B can't keep up with a 120% draw, and the entire datacenter goes down.

      That's not how pilots are done. They are redundant and cooperative. When both are working, they share the workload. But their workload is, say, 40% of max, so any one could do the duties of both. That they share the workload is not an indication that they aren't redundant. If a copilot were drop dead in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with no other faults, I would suspect that the pilot would be able to land the plane without missing anything that would have been on the copilot's list of duties. I'm not as certain going the other way, as the pilot was almost certainly a copilot and very familiar with everything, having done it for years. But a copilot was likely never a pilot of the particular aircraft in question for any regular period, so some inconsequential things might be missed.

      When things don't go well, the workload can easily escalate beyond the capabilities of a single person.

      And when everything is going well and one drops dead, for your assertion to be correct, the plane would crash because no one would take over duties of the dead crewmember.

      I personally wouldn't board a plane if I knew only one pilot was up front.

      Much like people wouldn't accept a server or switch with only one power supply. Because it's not redundant.

    301. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That leaves, what exactly ? Can you point to a few -actual- (as opposed to imagined) cases where lifejackets in planes have saved lifes ?

      It is a fucking floating seat cushion you moron - not a life jacket. That means it is less dense than water - a good thing IMO for weight savings - and the cushion is more impervious to moisture likely making it more sanitary. Seriously, WTF?

    302. Re:Waste by Eivind · · Score: 1

      No it's not. Try googling "airplane life jacket", look at pictures, for that matter. Those things look like seat-cushions to you ?

    303. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

      As with his suggestion for having standing-room-only planes, or coin-operated toilets, or tasteless ads resulting in court cases. It''s all about the publicity.

    304. Re:Waste by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, but is the things out in place for safety start getting bumped for cost savings, it won't stay safer then driving.

      Of course, the cars safety v airline safety is a load of crap. They aren't comparable.

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    305. Re:Waste by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Actually, had the activated the system for automated landing, it WOULD have landed itself.

      It was the PILOTS the screwed up be not paying attention AND turning off systems.

      Ironic that you use a prime example of a pilot screwup to defend pilots.

      Lets say you are in an airplane and everyone got food poisoning but you. Your sitting in the pilot seat, radioing mayday.

      Do you know what they would tell you to do? enter a code and keep your hands off everything.

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    306. Re:Waste by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What aircraft was that? I am unaware of any aircraft cock-- flight deck, door you can't kick your way through without a lot of effort.

      Nice example of a logical fallacy. Can you guess which one?

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    307. Re:Waste by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Nice example of a logical fallacy. Can you guess which one?

      Huh? What am I missing that makes this last bit make no sense to me?

      To answer your question, I believe it was an Embraer ERJ-145 as that was the craft we were discussing when the story was told to me... but I'm not 100% certain. Perhaps you could get through the door, but would you really want to risk it (or risk injuring yourself while you try?) - in this particular case, the "superman" FO could (barely) fly the plane, so it wasn't a huge deal. From what I understand though the guy was a real douche and didn't get a lot of real practice in (because it was 'below' him or something).

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    308. Re:Waste by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      And you're a pilot who knows this for a fact?

      Here: http://www.airliners.net/photo/1190987/L/
      Find the "land" button

    309. Re:Waste by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I'm not a pilot, but I do work with the FAA, primarily on simulating 'terminal' (ie: airport) airspaces.

      I'd guess that the ATC would tell you to enter the ILS autoland codes into the flight computer, which I believe is the screen to the right of the pilot's control stick with the large keypad. Then again, I'm not familiar with the 737's cockpit layout (only one I screwed around in recently was an A321), so I could be wrong about the placement. But they'd find someone who DID know and could walk you through doing it. The person you're responding to is telling the truth, you could literally be talked through entering the proper commands into the computer to land an airliner at a properly equipped airport. Up until just recently, people at my Boss's level and above who worked with the FAA were required to go through training on how to use an autoland system in case they were on a flight in trouble. According to him, all you really need to know is the right number(s) to punch in and you're set.

      Also, I can't believe I'm defending someone's description of the plot of Airplane!...

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  2. Huh? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are good reasons for having a co-pilot. What he's really saying is that pilots salaries are (in his opinion) excessive, and he thinks he sees a cheap way out by eliminating the "unnecessary" backup pilot.

    Which will work great until that pilot has a coronary at 35,000 feet.

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    1. Re:Huh? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Providing he and other members of the board and senior management are forced to be on every aircraft that has only one pilot, you know, to show that they stand behind what they say, I say give it a go.

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    2. Re:Huh? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Providing he and other members of the board and senior management are forced to be on every aircraft that has only one pilot, you know, to show that they stand behind what they say, I say give it a go.

      I dunno ... never underestimate the power of human stupidity, particularly when there's money involved. I mean, this particular board has tolerated a fruitcake as CEO for some time now.

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    3. Re:Huh? by Neon+Aardvark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno ... never underestimate the power of human stupidity, particularly when there's money involved. I mean, this particular board has tolerated a fruitcake as CEO for some time now.

      Boards don't generally view CEOs who generate huge and increasing profits, and vast quantities of free publicity, as fruitcakes.

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    4. Re:Huh? by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      What he's really saying is that pilots salaries are (in his opinion) excessive...

      And the kicker is that pilot salaries are really in a pretty bad spot these days:

      http://www.salon.com/technology/ask_the_pilot/2009/03/20/askthepilot313

      One of my uncles is also a pilot and he has said it is tough to have any sort of leverage when it comes to your job given that they know that they have you over a barrel. The airlines know that unless a pilot has virtually no seniority they would face a huge pay cut if they wanted to another company. Not exactly a incentive for them to treat their pilots well.

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    5. Re:Huh? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I dunno ... never underestimate the power of human stupidity, particularly when there's money involved. I mean, this particular board has tolerated a fruitcake as CEO for some time now.

      Boards don't generally view CEOs who generate huge and increasing profits, and vast quantities of free publicity, as fruitcakes.

      I agree. But he's still a fruitcake.

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    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      These days?

      Pilots have always had terrible salaries. The companies bank on pilot's love of flying to override their desire for pay. Pilots have always had a rough time of it. The only thing that has changed is that they used to be more respected and looked up to (I don't know if that was ever deserved though).

      Growing up I wanted to be a pilot because my dad was one for a short while. When I got older he explained the reality and I looked into myself and found out that it's actually a really boring job with shit pay.

      If you really want a job flying then the military is the best way to go, but it's a gamble on many levels. Other than that if you just love flying then it helps to be rich.

    7. Re:Huh? by mtrachtenberg · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, exactly. That's exactly why I insist every bus I ride in must have a co-driver. Wouldn't want to crash due to the driver having a coronary.

      But seriously, folks, I think this is one of the few issues the market will actually handle well. I doubt many people are going to take the only airline that doesn't have copilots.

    8. Re:Huh? by goffster · · Score: 1

      The cost of a co-pilot per years runs about $150,000 (guess)

      Now, how many crashes could be prevented over 10 years, by the presence
      of a co-pilot.

      I don't really know, but I would bet the number is exceedingly low.

      You can't make cost-based decisions based on "what if some extremely random thing happened".

    9. Re:Huh? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      He's not really a "backup" for such fearmongering hypothetical situations, he's there as part of the process involving both pilots verifying their actions.

      But at some point the idea won't be much of stretch - do you despair at loss of flight mechanics, navigators and radio operators?

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    10. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he thinks he sees a cheap way out by eliminating the "unnecessary" backup pilot.

      he thinks he sees a cheap way out by eliminating the "unnecessary" advertising costs.

      FTFY

      looks like he's right too

    11. Re:Huh? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      If a bus driver has a coronary, a passenger can step on the brake.

    12. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When buses start crashing from 35,000' I'll agree with you.

    13. Re:Huh? by programmerar · · Score: 1

      Not me. I don't care if their CEO is willing to put his life at risk. I still wouldn't.

    14. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eliminating the "unnecessary" backup pilot.

      Replaced with a deadman switch that automatically solicits the cabin with a recording "Does anybody know how to fly a plane?"

    15. Re:Huh? by daveime · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cathay Pacific, Pilot Rates, B747 Cargo, 13 flights per month = $14,343.

      That's $172,116 a year, working essentially 156 days out of 365, with maybe another 156 days layover in foreign hotels and a couple of months vacation.

      My heart fucking bleeds for them, the poor underpaid loves.

      I've NEVER even SEEN $172,116 all at the same time in one place.

    16. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't co-pilots also present to gain experience in the cockpit without actually putting other people in jeopardy? I always thought it had an element similar to apprenticeship in the industrial trades.

    17. Re:Huh? by AtomicJake · · Score: 1

      Providing he and other members of the board and senior management are forced to be on every aircraft that has only one pilot, you know, to show that they stand behind what they say, I say give it a go.

      But being an investor (and serving on the board) is all about ... taking risks.

    18. Re:Huh? by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      These things are often like jumping off a cliff. It seems like you're flying right up until you hit the ground.

      Sir Fred Goodwin was hailed as a mastermind CEO at the helm of RBS, due to their rapidly expanding portfolio, growing market presence, and bumper profits. That was right up until they went bust and had to be bailed by the tax payer, all because of his ridiculously risky strategies.

      The board will lap up everything O'Leary gives them. But as soon as they have a £150 million jet carrying 500 passengers crash into an expensive looking airport, and the company is bankrupted, they'll suddenly wish they had asked more questions in board meetings.

    19. Re:Huh? by dominious · · Score: 1

      fearmongering hypothetical situations.

      Could you please type in google "pilot passes out" ?

    20. Re:Huh? by winwar · · Score: 1

      "The cost of a co-pilot per years runs about $150,000 (guess)"

      You might want to remove a zero.

      Yes, many pilots are very poorly paid, especially on commuter airlines. In any case, how exactly do you get experienced replacement pilots if they never have an opportunity to train. Try to quantify that one.

    21. Re:Huh? by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Pilots have always had terrible salaries. The companies bank on pilot's love of flying to override their desire for pay. Pilots have always had a rough time of it. The only thing that has changed is that they used to be more respected and looked up to (I don't know if that was ever deserved though).

      I am not an expert on this subject and have spoken at length with a pilot myself of some 20 years. Maybe there is a relativity issue in the salary despondency that you are seeing, IE it was never good based on what you thought it should be at. But from what I've read and have spoken to my uncle about it has gotten worse.

      That was my major point, that there has been a decline because of the issue presented in the article I linked. After de-regulation with so many carriers closing you had pilots that previously had been making decent money having to in effect start over. That say vs an engineer with 20 years of experience having to accept an entry level wage. The overall effect of so many carriers closing pulled down the gross pay scale for all the pilots.

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  3. You don't want the best, you want cheap. by rve · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:You don't want the best, you want cheap. by Gazoogleheimer · · Score: 1

      Yes, although training a flight attendant* to land a plane then expecting to pay her like a flight attendant isn't exactly tenable.

      Expecting any standing passengers to survive a crash is highly unrealistic, even with vertical seats -- which is why that idea is negligent at best.

      In this case, regulations exist for preventing corporations from reducing prices--that, even while more people might fly--come at too high an external cost.

      All three ideas are absurd. An autopilot seeks to automate the majority of cruising tasks, but it's yet another computer system with garbage in, garbage out. The existence of a redundant individual seeks to act as the equivalent of the triple or quadruple-redundant computers in place on the aircraft. In the general aviation world, the presence of a second pilot greatly increases safety. Not only would standing be tiring, it would prevent people from having a crumple zone underneath them (the seats look like they can collapse for a reason -- they do) and greatly increase crash mortality. Allowing flight attendants to land planes just seems a bit silly. Startlingly enough, propelling a can of people through the air is still pretty expensive. You can only do it so cheaply, especially with an acceptable level of safety.

    2. Re:You don't want the best, you want cheap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not let the copilot serve the passengers and get rid of a stewardess? Oh... yes, I forgot. A copilot is much more expensive than a stewardess. Stupid me...

    3. Re:You don't want the best, you want cheap. by Hazelfield · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ryanair isn't an airline company. It's a social experiment to see how far people are willing to humiliate themselves for getting cheap tickets.

    4. Re:You don't want the best, you want cheap. by ph1ll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's not forget his charging passengers for using the plane's toilets:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7914542.stm

      People! RyanAir's CEO makes these crazy suggestions for the news coverage! He has no intention of going through with any of these mad schemes. He just does it because he believes any publicity is good publicity.

      And judging by RyanAir's share price on the London and Dublin stock exchange since last week when this was first announced, it's a plan that has some merit...

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    5. Re:You don't want the best, you want cheap. by Omegium · · Score: 1

      And you are playing right into their hands. THIS IS JUST ADVERTISING. They have made comments like this in the past, just to get people to write about them. They won't eliminate pilots, and their standing passengers was just as stupid. They want publicity, and they are getting it.

    6. Re:You don't want the best, you want cheap. by houghi · · Score: 1

      It is more about getting free ad time in the media then actually going through with the idea. All people see is "We are willing to keep low prices." And "Cheap flying is us". For them all this is free advertisement.
      And if one of the ideas is allowed, they also money. Win-win for them.

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    7. Re:You don't want the best, you want cheap. by Froggels · · Score: 1

      "For them all this is free advertisement." Bingo Ryan Air does this type of thing on a regular basis. It's only been a few weeks since Michael O'Leary suggested that they have standing flights only. Just a simple google search will reveal several other attention getting tricks he has used in the past. One other thing about Ryan Air is that many of their pilots are new and actually have to pay a fee to fly for the company (Fairly cheap way to build hours) and once they hit 500 hours they get sacked.

    8. Re:You don't want the best, you want cheap. by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      I favor total anesthesia. Wake refreshed, no more shoe bombs, and cheap stacked seating (see coffins).

  4. Eliminating co-pilots? by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

    I suggest sending them to sleep or maybe browsing Facebook...

    1. Re:Eliminating co-pilots? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I suggest sending them to sleep or maybe browsing Facebook...

      Well, in the U.S., FAA rules prevent pilots from taking naps, I understand. Not sure about Facebook though.

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    2. Re:Eliminating co-pilots? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Considering they aren't allowed to use computers while flying, I would say it's a "no" regarding Facebook

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    3. Re:Eliminating co-pilots? by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      If you recall, there was a recent flight that missed the airport and kept going off course for something like an hour and a half. One of the pilots was supposedly showing the other one how to use the new scheduling/timesheet system... on a laptop... which is why they didn't notice they forgot to land the plane.

      Seems as though either they are allowed to use computers, or they use them anyway.

  5. Slashdot suggests eliminating VPs to reduce cost by Solandri · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should an emergency arise, the CEO could ring a bell and a specially trained board member could come in and take over running the company.

  6. What could go wrong? by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

    So if the pilot has a aneurism mid-way across the Atlantic, one of the flight attendants is going to take over? I know auto-pilots have come a long way over the years, but I'd rather have a qualified, competent, human backup at the ready. This guy doesn't sound like he has the mental prowess to run a Burger King. Which genius decided he should be CEO?

  7. How About... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, because getting rid of the back-up pilot is such a wonderful idea. How about I eliminate Ryanair as an airline I'll travel on?

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    1. Re:How About... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I suggest you do anyway, unless you are willing to give up comfort for a few dollars. The summary calls him the 'miser in chief' and that is an excellent description. Somewhere else the same guy suggested allowing passengers to stand in exchange for a cheaper fare, and really it isn't such a bad idea since standing wouldn't be too much worse than what they give passengers now. It's the kind of airplane you take when cost is absolutely the only thing you care about.

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    2. Re:How About... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      That's not surprising which is entirely disturbing. ):

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    3. Re:How About... by JSombra · · Score: 1

      You have not eliminated them as an airline to use already? I did years ago.

      The "saving" on their flights are in most cases artificial headline savings anyway unless you really want just transport for your body and what you can carry in a small piece of hand luggage from "near A" to "near B" (as they rarely use major airports). Start wanting things like hold luggage and to keep your party together and the costs quickly add up. Hell even if you want just the basics the headline price is rarely the real price.

      Airlines are the only industry that i know of in the UK that advertise prices to general public without tax and that's before we get to other things like their 'convenience fees' (that you have to pay) and their pay to get your ticket printed (and in all cases charge vastly greater than what it actually costs them to actually do)

      Outside of their special offers, airlines like Ryanair are rarely actually cheaper by more than a few pounds than normal airlines unless you are business traveller on a quick trip for a day or two and if you are a business traveller why try to skimp that much? Expenditure like that you are able to claim back.

      Pay those extra pounds, your ass will thank you for it

      Though sad thing is other western airlines are now following down Ryanair’s route, hell recently found out BA now charge something like extra £20 each way to get a seat assigned when you book for transatlantic flightsbut then againstoped using BA years ago because they were overcharging for inferior service, basically living off their rep from decades ago

      Wish western airlines would follow model of Asian budget airlines like AirAsia, cheap like Ryanair but not gone totally stupid on the skimping like them, comfy seats, assigned seating for very small extra cost. Proper meals (for airline food) available (aka not sandwiches) if preodered. Reasonable costs for luggage weight upgrades if booked beforehand. Hell had better flights with them than on many normal European/American normal airlines

  8. redundancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    O'Leary probably only runs on 1 hard drive with no backups. I wouldn't want to fly on that airline.

  9. More typical wankery from the master thereof. by EWAdams · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This jerk gets publicity for his cheap-ass airline by making outrageous threats, most of which are unlawful in any case. Not long ago it was pay toilets in the plane. Then it was standing room only, no seats, with harnesses to hold you in place. It's just a way of getting print space in newspapers that emphasizes how low his fares are.

    He is, in short, a troll. Buy some advertising and STFU.

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    1. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      He is, in short, a troll.

      I think you're right. He'd fit right in here on Slashdot: of course, he'd either get "+5 Funny" or "-5: Troll." Hard to imagine anyone taking him seriously.

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    2. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if they need to cut required costs, then they have no business being in business? Surely it's not impossible to make a no-frills airline actually work out. Oh wait it is because if you're too competitive no airports will let you land there because they don't want you competing with their airlines.

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    3. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Then it was standing room only, no seats, with harnesses to hold you in place.

      That could actually work and be safe and reasonably comfortable. We already use something like this in high-G rollercoasters in amusements parks, right?

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    4. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 1

      He is, in short, a troll.

      No, he isn't. He probably has another idea on his mind (like using trainees as 2nd pilot), which will look much more acceptable in contrast when he proposes it next week.

    5. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by MORB · · Score: 1

      Buy some advertising and STFU.

      Why would he do that when trolling is free and so effective?

    6. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only it were possible to score you higher. You are completely correct - he pulls this sort of stunt every 6 months or so.

    7. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by houghi · · Score: 1

      Cutting costs can be there for several reasons. Basically to either lower prices or raise profit. I am sure he wants to do it for the second reason. Say 50.000USD per co-pilot per year is a nice extra.

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    8. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by EWAdams · · Score: 1

      That could actually work and be safe and reasonably comfortable. We already use something like this in high-G rollercoasters in amusements parks, right?

      Um... yeah. For about 45 seconds at a time. Me, I'm not prepared to stand up for the two hours it takes to get from London to Berlin. Especially not while holding a kid in my arms the whole time.

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    9. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Me, I'm not prepared to stand up for the two hours it takes to get from London to Berlin. Especially not while holding a kid in my arms the whole time.

      I can stand for two hours easily, and I don't have any kids. What's your point? That Harness Airlines wouldn't be ideal for everyone?

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    10. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by EWAdams · · Score: 1

      I can stand for two hours easily, and I don't have any kids. What's your point? That Harness Airlines wouldn't be ideal for everyone?

      Yeah, that would be my point. You can't have an airline that discriminates against children and the handicapped. That would make you an asshole.

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    11. Re:More typical wankery from the master thereof. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I know that many people consider any publicity to be good publicity, but if I was a potential customer of Ryanair and had read recent articles about their plans, I'd come to the conclusion that they are willing to do things that are extremely hazardous to their passengers just to save a few bucks. This would scare me away as a customer. If I were a stockholder, I'd be concerned that the CEO is hurting the public image of the airline. It's one thing to be perceived as cheap. It's another to be perceived as dangerously unsafe.

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  10. Just ring the bell... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 0

    "If the pilot has an emergency, he rings the bell, he calls her in..."

    O'Leary is wearing a big bag of crazy on his shoulders, but some of his ideas are so over the top it would be entertaining to allow those practices and let the market decide on their wisdom. It should make for some exciting news reports as well.

  11. Why pay *anyone*? by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

    How about just offering free flights for pilots, waitresses, and doctors? Kind of like the self-checkout at the grocery store...

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  12. It's actually very smart, if evil. by EWAdams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He gets free publicity from the newspapers by announcing these outrageous ideas. None of them ever come to pass, but the column inches he gets could cost millions if he had to pay for them.

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    1. Re:It's actually very smart, if evil. by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      Contrary to popular believe, any publicity is NOT good publicity. Anyone willing to even propose such a blatant risk to the lives of their customers isn't a company I will ever do business with.

    2. Re:It's actually very smart, if evil. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I'd think this is evidence that there is such a thing as bad publicity -- I know I might have considered flying his airline before reading about this.

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    3. Re:It's actually very smart, if evil. by jimicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Contrary to popular believe, any publicity is NOT good publicity. Anyone willing to even propose such a blatant risk to the lives of their customers isn't a company I will ever do business with.

      You'd better tell Ryanair that. They are possibly the only company I've ever met which has turned appalling customer service into an art form of which they are proud.

    4. Re:It's actually very smart, if evil. by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      What makes you think this is blatant risk to the lives of their customers? Is there any evidence how useful co-pilots really are for the safety? On the other hand, I recall reading at least one story here on slashdot where the copilot distracted the pilot by bullshiting about his laptop or something, causing them to significantly overshoot the target airport.

    5. Re:It's actually very smart, if evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, he comes up with a plan like that every few months. The more ludicrous the better. Free publicity guaranteed every time.
      The way Ryanair actually saves money is by breaking European labour laws, illegally pocketing European airport subsidies and leaving their passengers stranded when they can't make money on the return tickets they sold.

    6. Re:It's actually very smart, if evil. by syousef · · Score: 1

      He gets free publicity from the newspapers by announcing these outrageous ideas. None of them ever come to pass, but the column inches he gets could cost millions if he had to pay for them.

      Yeah. Brilliant plan. He's got half the planet vowing never to fly Ryanair without ever trying their service. What next? Poking babies in the eye for publicity? Throwing puppies in the river?

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  13. Better Idea by alphatel · · Score: 1

    Nothing against flight attendants but do we really need more than one? Stop serving drinks and get us from point A to point B safely. That's all we care about.

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    1. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing against flight attendants but do we really need more than one? Stop serving drinks and get us from point A to point B safely. That's all we care about.

      The safely part is where the cabin crew come in. Virtually all of the pilots' tasks can already be automated but it's harder to come up with an automated evacuation of a burning aircraft.

    2. Re:Better Idea by cptdondo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've never seen a passenger throw a hissy fit, have you? Or start screaming? The FAs may be useless until the shit hits the fan, and then there aren't enough of them. They aren't there to serve drinks; they are there to keep the passengers in line.

      I have 2 pilots in my family; it's hard, stressful work that takes a toll on their families and their own health.

      Eliminating more staff is not the way to go. Do you really want the cheapest, least experienced person at the helm and in the cabin? That's fine when the weather is fine. Try it in a typhoon, when the plane is bucking, the passengers are puking and screaming, and then tell me they can eliminate staff.

    3. Re:Better Idea by alphatel · · Score: 1

      The FAs may be useless until the shit hits the fan, and then there aren't enough of them. They aren't there to serve drinks; they are there to keep the passengers in line.

      Sounds like they are pseudo-security personnel at this point and that seems ludicrous when you can have real security personnel.

      I'm not saying get rid of all of the FAs but you are making the point for me. We don't need drinks we need safe, secure and reasonably priced travel.

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    4. Re:Better Idea by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Serving drinks is where Ryanair makes the money!

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    5. Re:Better Idea by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      Sounds like they are pseudo-security personnel at this point and that seems ludicrous when you can have real security personnel.

      So you replace X FAs who have specific flight training with X cops who don't? I guess I don't understand where the savings part comes in.

      Unless you're saying that X FAs can be replaced with X/2 cops, who will then beat any out-of-line passenger with nightsticks?

      I'm not sure I want to fly on your airline....

    6. Re:Better Idea by vlm · · Score: 1

      They aren't there to serve drinks; they are there to keep the passengers in line.

      Correction: They are there to keep the passengers in line, and when they have nothing better to do, they SELL drinks.

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  14. Re:Slashdot suggests eliminating VPs to reduce cos by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Should an emergency arise, the CEO could ring a bell and a specially trained board member could come in and take over running the company.

    Yes. And that board member will have a large red, rubber nose and have huge, goofy shoes and will be named "Bozo."

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  15. Oh dear... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Emergency decisions could be controlled from the ground.

    Because there'd never be any sort of interference between the plane and the ground...

    Hijack this, bitch.

    So now it can be hijacked with a cell phone, instead of box cutters. And now the TSA will start banning personal electronics on planes, making air travel even less pleasant, even though it would also be possible to do the same thing from the ground.

    Thanks for that.

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  16. Pilots on Food Stamps by lobiusmoop · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This reminds me of this segment of Michael Moore's 'Capitalism: A Love Story', where he discusses airline pilots that are so poorly paid that they are on food stamps and having to work second jobs to make ends meet (with potentially disastrous consequences).

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    1. Re:Pilots on Food Stamps by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Frontline: Flying Cheap: "A hard look at the risks that may go with cheap flying."
      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/flyingcheap/

      When you start off flying commercial, almost every starts at a regional airline. You may be buying a United or Continental ticket, but it's a seperate airline that codeshares with the big boys. Those co-pilots on those aircraft are making between $18K-28K/year, are only paid from when the cabin door closes until it opens at the destination, and have their schedules dicked with by the airline's scheduling/routing department so that, while technically compliant with labor laws, they're extremely exhausting and some even nap in the cabin. Keep this in mind the next time you shop for your airline ticket based on price.

    2. Re:Pilots on Food Stamps by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      Keep this in mind the next time you shop for your airline ticket based on price.

      Yep. People love to blame 'evil' CEO's and 'greedy' businesses for cutting corners - but the root cause of their seemingly 'evil' and 'greedy' practices is the Wal-Mart mentality.
       
      And it's the same over on Wall Street - Wall Street isn't some monolithic organism that gorges on increased profits. Wall Street is machine for appeasing the people who insist their retirement accounts have a high enough yield so they can wait till almost too late to establish a retirement account *and* with minimal investment yield enough that they can retire and not actually suffer a drop in income.

    3. Re:Pilots on Food Stamps by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

      Keep this in mind the next time you shop for your airline ticket based on price.

      1. Doesn't make a difference because they all do it.

      2. Therefore, I will keep shopping by price.

      3. It's still much much safer than driving - especially with all those morons yakking on their cells phones and driving erratically.

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    4. Re:Pilots on Food Stamps by coredog64 · · Score: 1

      These guys know the deal when they get in the game. They do it because they think it's an awesome job, or the uniform gets them pussy, or that they'll be able to stick it out until they make captain in the majors pulling in 6 figures. It would be one thing if this was a dirty secret that got pulled on these guys last minute. But pretty much from the time they started, they've known the deal. Shit, before you can even _START_ at one of these "shitty" jobs you're going to be out tens of thousands (if not $100K) in up-front training costs. About the only guys that can actually make a living at this job are the ones that got their training and their thousands of hours from flying Uncle Sam's airplanes. Of course, it helps to have that half-pay pension too...

    5. Re:Pilots on Food Stamps by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      That is at most a miniscule part of any "cheap" ticket. Do the math yourself. Pilots and copilots both could be paid $40K more a year and the impact on your ticket price for an average 2-hour flight would be about 63 cents.

      The reason pilots are being paid like burger flippers these days is because airline execs think they can be.

  17. God is my co-pilot by hex0D · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and he was declared dead before powered flight even existed.

  18. Seriously by garyisabusyguy · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm all for leaning on technology, but this just seems like profiteering

    Just in case you weren't paying attention, there has been a big move in the US to increase regulations on commuter carriers who have driven down pilot pay and driven up pilot hours in order to increase profits. A lack of pilot training and an over reliance of the autopilot was seen as a direct cause of the crash of Continental Connection Flight 3407
    http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2010-07-30-aviation-safety_N.htm

    IMHO, this makes ryanair's request unreasonable

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    1. Re:Seriously by ArieKremen · · Score: 1

      I remember flying when there was a three-man crew in the cockpit: pilot, co-pilot, and engineer. On some smaller passenger airplanes there is already only one person on the flightdeck. Eventually technology and technophobes - as witnessed in some of the previous posts - will sufficiently advance to accept a one-person crew flying increasingly larger airplanes. Regulations will be adapted and none of the young'ons will remember a two-person flight crew. Nobody said it will happen tomorrow, but a gradual implementation is reasonable, just as A-380's still have three men crews and a back-up crew on long distance routes.

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    2. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody said it will happen tomorrow, but a gradual implementation is reasonable, just as A-380's still have three men crews and a back-up crew on long distance routes.

      Wrong. The A380 only has two man crews but obviously all long-haul flights regardless of aircraft have a backup crew to ensure that the crew gets time to rest as required by regulations. The world's longest scheduled flights, i.e. Singapore Airlines Newark-Changi (with an A340) even have three rotating crews.

  19. Some aircraft are designed to have a crew ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Not feasible today. Sufficiently large or complex aircraft are designed to be crew operated. You can not just leave the copilot seat empty.

    1. Re:Some aircraft are designed to have a crew ... by joe_frisch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Part of the job of a pilot is to keep an eye on all the automation. The problem is that its very difficult to stay alert for long periods of time waiting for a very rare failure. Two pilots tend to keep each other awake and alert. (Yes I know about the plane the overflew its destination while the 2 pilots were looking at something on a laptop - but that is such a rare event that it made the national news).

      Humans and automation tend to fail in very different ways - humans are much better at dealing with unexpected situations, automation is much better at doing repetitive jobs without mistakes.

      Having a second pilot probably adds about $1/hour per passenger seat (including all overhead etc) - at the moment I think its still a good deal.

    2. Re:Some aircraft are designed to have a crew ... by paeanblack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes I know about the plane the overflew its destination while the 2 pilots were looking at something on a laptop through their eyelids

      FTFY.

    3. Re:Some aircraft are designed to have a crew ... by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but they would have gotten into less trouble if they had fallen asleep, so my guess is that they WERE watching the laptop. Not sure I believe they were looking at company regs though......

    4. Re:Some aircraft are designed to have a crew ... by jbwolfe · · Score: 1

      Trust me, these guys wish they had fallen asleep. That's a perfectly explainable, and not uncommon occurrence that can be remedied in a number of ways (better scheduling and automation feedback are foremost) and does not represent a failure singularly attributable to the pilot. So yes, they did actually become distracted and overfly MSP and chose not to lie there way out of it (would have failed anyway). See an earlier post on the topic for more info: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1723508&cid=32945444

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  20. Old joke by Anne+Honime · · Score: 4, Funny

    Frankly, I believe that computers make fewer mistakes than humans, so I would in fact prefer a plane with a single (or no) human pilots.

    Reminds me :

    Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew?
    A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.

    1. Re:Old joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew?
      A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.

      "Break dog's neck in case of emergency."

    2. Re:Old joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dog is my co-pilot.

  21. remote control for Emergency is bad as all it take by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    remote control for Emergency is bad as all it takes is for something to mess up the link for things to go from bad to worse.

  22. Re:Slashdot suggests eliminating VPs to reduce cos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, no, the idea is someone other than the CEO takes over running things.

  23. Bravo Timothy! by Zocalo · · Score: 1

    This is just like his previous ideas of having passengers standing up for the flight or (so far at least) pay-for use toilets. There's no way it would ever fly (pun intended), but it does get RyanAir a lot of free publicity in the press and TV news. Congratulations, you just gave him some more!

    That said, flip this on its head and have the co-pilot assuming the role of a flight attendant or purser while the plane is on auto-pilot probably would be within regulations, although without quite the same degree of cost savings. That kind of makes sense as the chances are that when two pilots are required in the cockpit the fasten seatbelts light will be on anyway, so having one less attendant won't matter.

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    1. Re:Bravo Timothy! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      That said, flip this on its head and have the co-pilot assuming the role of a flight attendant or purser while the plane is on auto-pilot probably would be within regulations, although without quite the same degree of cost savings.

      Fly on a small regional jet and you will see exactly that. One of the flight crew helps secure the cabin, glares at the idiot(s) trying to get their oh-so-important last text off and the moron(s) trying to stuff the results of their last shopping spree into the glove-box sized overhead bin.

      He or she doesn't get you coffee or a magazine, but then again, nobody else does it either.

      I assume that the shift in duties on the RJ is more along the lines of keeping weight down and the fact that a single cabin attendant can get the passengers out the door in the event of an emergency rather than cost savings per se.

      But you're forgetting that the main duties of the cabin crew is to assist you in getting your lame ass out of the cabin in the unlikely, but potentially catastrophic event of a problem. Given the single digit intelligence of most of the flying public, I'm surprised that the FAA doesn't mandate a 1:1 passenger to cabin crew ratio. (If you can't tell, just finished another round of take-your-shoes-off, comrade).

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  24. the idea of strapped in standing is not so bad by voss · · Score: 1

    Im 6'4 id rather be standing on a short flight(less than hour) than sitting in some of those cramped seats with the idiots who thinks
    their right to recline into my knees.

    1. Re:the idea of strapped in standing is not so bad by PaulMeigh · · Score: 1

      Same here. I'd pay extra to stand.

      And to hell with recliners. They are terrible people. Resting your plastic seatback on the knees of a tall person for hours in order to achieve a 1% improvement in your own comfort level is the height of insensitive cloddery.

    2. Re:the idea of strapped in standing is not so bad by DFJA · · Score: 1

      The idiots won't be reclining into your knees on Ryanair - the seats are non-reclinable, as a cost cutting measure.

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  25. Another possibility is that ... by Artem+S.+Tashkinov · · Score: 1

    When his company bankrupts (people will surely not appreciate this idea) and people start fleeing to other companies for flights, the demand will rise and other companies will become more profitable. If not saving money for himself, he could actually help other companies earn more.

    1. Re:Another possibility is that ... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      As long as people are willing to put up with quite a bit of agony for a low ticket price, Ryanair will exist.

  26. Planes should be drones with pilot as backup by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    In this day in age planes should be drones by now with a "pilot" only being called to duty in an emergency. Otherwise he could be helping out with the flight crew as more of an "engineer" making sure everything is working smoothly.

    Of course that probably would not go over too well with the "unions" but that is to be expected.

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    1. Re:Planes should be drones with pilot as backup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this day in age planes should be drones by now with a "pilot" only being called to duty in an emergency

      The phrase is "day and age", you ignorant waste of human DNA.

    2. Re:Planes should be drones with pilot as backup by vlm · · Score: 1

      In this day in age planes should be drones by now with a "pilot" only being called to duty in an emergency. Otherwise he could be helping out with the flight crew as more of an "engineer" making sure everything is working smoothly.

      Little do you know, that from conversations with my lifelong pilot grandfather and my buddy the commercial jet pilot, that is pretty much the job description of a modern pilot, with the addition that the pilot gets to make all kinds of exciting judgment calls and invent on the fly some pretty interesting workarounds, although I suppose that is a subset of being declared an "engineer".

      And pilot is to copilot as master is to apprentice.

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    3. Re:Planes should be drones with pilot as backup by jbwolfe · · Score: 1

      Yes, unions are the real problem, not moronic overpaid CEO's. Everybody knows how easy it is for those drone pilots and drone aircraft http://tech.slashdot.org/story/10/07/16/2041255/Can-Drones-Really-Get-National-Airspace-Access?from=rss and I would be perfectly willing to ride along in the back for a dollar cheaper ticket. Plus even though I don't know anything about how to circumnavigate weather, compensate for malfunctions, etc those pilots that use their training and experience to keep us safe are simply unneeded anymore. We can have software solutions in place in no time...Experience and judgment are way overrated. Pilots are overpaid too- http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=135690&cid=11386330

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  27. Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by Aquitaine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Disclaimer: IANACP (I Am Not a Commercial Pilot) but IAAP (I Am A Pilot)

    There are probably some flights, in some aircraft, where you could train a flight crew member to do enough to relieve the captain of enough tasks so that (s)he can concentrate on landing the plane. In some cases it isn't that any one part of getting an aircraft from A to B is difficult so much as it's the sheer number of tasks at hand -- between monitoring a zillion instruments and talking to approach, then the tower, then the ground -- that you just need a second person there. Even in a small plane, there are times when having a co-pilot just handle the radio makes things a lot easier.

    The actual mechanics of flying an airplane are not especially difficult, but knowing how to handle bad or emergency conditions while keeping cool is. It's easy to get overwhelmed just by the quantity of things you have to keep track of. It's plausible that, on shorter, commuter flights, a computer could do enough of those things so that one person can reasonably fly a plane.

    The problem is that, while most pilots are pretty safety-conscious, there is such a huge supply of them that there will always be people willing to fly for these companies under less than ideal conditions. Particularly with the minimum number of hours (in the US, anyway) jumping to 1500 (from something like 200-250, which was indeed too low), you're going to see a lot of young guys with a lot of debt from flight school (where commercial loans are on the order of 12-18% interest) who will take any job just to pay the bills. They just don't get paid very well these days, and airline margins are tiny as it is.

    1. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by Alef · · Score: 1

      [...] it's the sheer number of tasks at hand -- between monitoring a zillion instruments and talking to approach, then the tower, then the ground -- that you just need a second person there.

      Out of curiosity: Could some of these tasks and procedures be simplified, perhaps with the help of technology? For instance, exactly what information does the pilot need from/provide to the approach, tower and ground? Couldn't any of this be sent automatically by computers?

      I realize it would not be possible over-night, but in security oriented and strictly regulated contexts, I often get the feeling that things are done the way they are mostly out of historical or conservative reasons, rather than it being the optimal way work with current technology. I suspect it has to do in part with the fact that if you change a security procedure and there is an accident because of it, you are likely to get the blame, but if security increases slightly nobody notices much. So there is really no incentive to change, unless there is evidence that change is needed (e.g. an accident that could have been prevented if procedures had been different). And of course, too much change in a short period of time can be dangerous, if it conflicts with old habits or requires new training.

    2. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      congrats, your MBA degree is in the mail.

      you have earned it.

    3. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by sznupi · · Score: 1

      And we have precedents of such consolidation happening for a long time, also in airline industry - where are flight mechanics on recent generations of large commercial aircraft? Navigators? Radio operators?

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    4. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The level of automation would need to be where the plane would operate without the pilot, such that the pilot was then a redundant system to justify having only one. If the pilot were to take ill, what do you do? And you can't have a system where there's such an obvious and glaring single point of failure. Unless the plane is easily flown on remote control or by automated systems, you can't have just one pilot.

    5. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Out of curiosity: Could some of these tasks and procedures be simplified, perhaps with the help of technology? For instance, exactly what information does the pilot need from/provide to the approach, tower and ground? Couldn't any of this be sent automatically by computers?

      Pilots that I've talked to explain you'd pretty much need Nobel prize quality strong AI. Look at that squall line. Is it going to develop or get weaker? And how does that interact with my judgment of the quality of the plane and the quality of my flying? Meanwhile I see a fresh NOTAM shutting down the escape route to my backup airport... or is it? And trust me, even native English speakers misinterpret NOTAMs (with sometimes very bad consequences). Meanwhile fuel filter #5 is clogged but not enough to replace, while transfer pump 2 is running slow but not bad enough to replace, and the peculiar loading of cargo today means strange weight and balance issues ... should I top up tank 3 and risk running out of gas due to transfer failure or top up tank 2 and burn so much extra fuel due to being out of balance that we might run out of gas ... Or could I try a strange reconfiguration never tried before and pump tank 3 into tank 1 and then tank 1 into tank 2 bypassing all the questionable gear? And how does that interact with the development of the squall line storm meaning higher turbulence at least or maybe needing to divert.

      Non-pilots think the work required is simple control system theory, just need a fancier autopilot. Can't you replace that whole paragraph about with a simple linear equation or something?

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    6. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by Alef · · Score: 1

      Non-pilots think the work required is simple control system theory, just need a fancier autopilot. Can't you replace that whole paragraph about with a simple linear equation or something?

      I'm not sure which non-pilots you are talking about. I certainly do not think that, and I didn't try to argue that a pilot can be replaced by a computer.

      The OP was discussing how a co-pilot is required, if not for redundancy, simply to handle the sheer amount of information and communication surrounding a flight landing or take-off. My question was: Is this apparent information overload an inherent property of flying, or could it be alleviated by using modern technology?

      Since I indeed am no pilot, it is hard for me to argue with you (and in fact, I wasn't try to argue in the first place -- I was posing an honest question), but just to take an example of what seems strange to an outsider: Why should there normally need to be any doubt about what the NOTAM means? Couldn't common events be standardized, and perhaps integrated into the avionics? Why do you even need to understand English to interpret it? Couldn't it just pop up graphically on a map somewhere, maybe automatically alerting you if it interferes with any of your potential routes?

      Or am I totally off, and it really fundamentally needs to be as bad as you describe?

    7. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by vlm · · Score: 1

      Couldn't common events be standardized, and perhaps integrated into the avionics? Why do you even need to understand English to interpret it?

      NOTAMs handle the uncommon stuff. Complicated stuff is best distributed in human languages.

      Also you need to really "think" about some of them and how they'd interact with your flight. Do I realistically need to be concerned about the balloon launch at all if I'm flying at 43kft? And, in comparison, what are my legal FAA obligations as regards balloon launches? FAA regs are pretty much in legal English so you need to interpret that as it affects you. If it only happens during a certain timeframe, how does that interact with everything else related to my flight, is it even relevant? If I request a different altitude and airspeed (with an associated different wind speed and ground speed) to save a bit of fuel, that'll affect when I overfly the area downwind of the balloon launch, so what saves more money, flying at the "economic" flight level for awhile at the cost of diverting around the balloon areas, or burn a wee bit more gas to overfly before the launch? Aside from $$$ would it be horrible PR to have to cancel the state fair balloon launch because of my jet being in the wrong place? Combine the meterologists opinion of predicted wind changes in that area with my experience... And I need to remember to call ahead while inflight to make sure they didn't cancel, which will also affect my planned flight plan. How does the balloon operations area impact possibly needing to use the local airport as an emergency field? Hmm. And I've probably dramatically simplified a relatively normal NOTAM. I've heard of totally bizarre NOTAMs.

      Its a pretty complicated AI problem to solve correctly.

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    8. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by syousef · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: IANACP (I Am Not a Commercial Pilot) but IAAP (I Am A Pilot)

      Disclaimer: Unnecessary acronyms ahead. Proceed with caution!

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    9. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by Alef · · Score: 1

      I do not see an AI problem (unless you would want to remove the pilot entirely, which is a bit extreme to say the least) -- what I see is a (potential) information system and/or procedural problem.

      From what you describe, I get the impression that we have created a less than ideal situation for commercial pilots, with regard to handling diverse information in-flight. I appreciate what you are saying, but I haven't yet been convinced that there is nothing that can be done technically to improve situation awareness and decision support. Obviously, there are all kinds of complicated judgments that only a human can make, but the technological system should support the pilot in making them. I can imagine ways in which almost all you the considerations you mentioned might be simplified with the right information, computer systems or possibly regulation changes.

    10. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by Aquitaine · · Score: 1

      Honestly, most of the stuff that can be automated has been. Even in an old single-engine plane, a lot of the old calculations pilots had to do (mostly for wind corrections, and even then they had a pretty easy-to-use device to do it) are all done by the GPS/Navcom. That single device has cut out a lot of stuff that pilots used to have to do, but there's still a great deal left and I doubt most of it would make good candidates for automation.

      Things like communicating with ATC are a good example. There's already tech that matches your plane with the radar blip (your transponder) and also sends your altitude (mode C transponder) and now even your course, airspeed, lat/lon, and whatever else you might want to send (mode S), but air traffic control is such a juggling act that you just have to be listening in case you need to slot in to an airport pattern differently, or change your spot once you're in, or pull a 360 because the guy in front of you is slow...mostly not stuff commercial flights do very often but the human/ATC relationship is not going to be one a computer can replace any time soon.

      The other thing is just the sheer number of instruments. It's easy for a computer to monitor them but it's the comprehension of several factors that make a good pilot. A classic example told to new pilots is carb heat. If you have icing going on, you need to turn on the carb heat. Duh, right? Not so much. Carb heat reduced engine power even further, so you take a double hit until it's actually done its job and melted the ice. Some new pilots will see 2100 RPMs where they're expecting 2500, panic, and just turn for home rather than doing the right thing.

      Of course, newer planes don't have carburetors, but the number of instruments and thingies in the cockpit generally goes up as you get into a commercial jet, even with all the tech. Glass cockpits are amazing things and they make learning to be a pilot a lot easier than it used to be ... but the way our aviation infrastructure is now (mostly having to do with how the FAA and ATC work), you can't drop in too many more computers.

      Finally, safety is a huge concern for pilots and change is a very slow process -- and a lot of the time it's not good change, like the recent raise to 1500 hours before you can fly for an airline which was a direct result of the Buffalo crash on Colgan air. Classic case of political overreaction. Should something have been done? Sure. Was this the right thing? No way. So it's unlikely that anyone is going to want to spend the money to really bring ATC into the 21st century or redo the fundamentals of aviation (which really are impressive, by the way, even if they're not always super-ultra-techie).

      Back to the original post: airlines do need to make some money and it's very hard to do that because they're in a tremendously regulated sector with a large amount of competition. This won't help too much but it might help a little and there are circumstances where it would be fine. Even without an instrument rating or a commercial rating, I could reduce a jetliner pilot's load a bit by sitting next to him, so I'm sure a flight crew member (aka stewardess) wouldn't mind a pay bump to learn some of that stuff as well.

    11. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been repeatedly stated by pilots that on planes which have autoland, they rarely use it. I think it would be very helpful to understand why that is in detail.

      We know that in other areas automation is often not used where it's perceived as optional because the human operators have a misplaced belief in their own abilities. This means that making the automation mandatory (by technical means or just as a procedural change) can have a big impact on safety, realising improvements expected from the automation originally but never previously delivered due to the continued use of manual procedures.

      Autoland is unusual because most automations fail-safe shut down. A somehow unmanned ATP train that reaches a danger signal would engage emergency breaking, come to a stop and then do nothing at all. On a plane doing nothing is fatal, so a failed autoland must be landed by the human pilots. But such failures ought to be rare, and getting rarer, if things are working as intended.

    12. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have to explain your made up acronym and only use it once in your post, is there really any point in using it?

    13. Re:Maybe, but not necessarily a bad idea by bm_luethke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes and no - in most of those case you are asking a very straight forward question that requires a great deal of inputs and is fairly sensitive to small changes in them. It's not really *difficult* in the sense of "how do I do this" but is hard in the sense of "did I get all the options right?". We aren't talking about flying the plane, just answering questions that someone else is asking based on current sensory inputs.

      The bigger issue, IMO this is one of the bigger issues in AI in general, is that you require someone to be an expert in AI *and* and expert in flying those craft. You can take the world foremost experts in both and put them together and have them communicate near perfectly and too many things will be left out. Each doesn't really think in the right way to express what they need to with the other person. The time involved for each task is so great that it is nearly impossible to get that individual. Add in the time and money needed to adequately test it (don't forget liability) and it isn't even going to be a profit maker. It's not like this is something that close is good enough either.

      Still, I bet that a competent software engineer, a competent pilot, and a competent ground operator could sit together for a few days and work out something that drastically reduces the information load. I would rather assume a bigger reason this doesn't happen is given how little co-pilots are payed reducing their workload isn't worth much. It's not like spending a half a billion on development (and it would certainly cost that much with all the testing and validation they need) and no telling how much to retrofit current systems with the package so a medium payed person can sit and twiddle their thumbs is going to be a high priority.

      Even if the co-pilot sits and does nothing you are going to have to have them for redundancy. Further I would be willing to bet there will be a cost in ability of the co-pilots to move that to an automated system. You may reduce the work load but that isn't always a Good Thing.

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  28. Don't forget the dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And on the way to the stated goal by one manufacturer "There will only be one pilot and one dog. The pilot's job is to feed the dog and the dog is there to bite the pilot if he touches anything other than dog food".

  29. Decisions, decisions by frozentier · · Score: 1

    Let's see, you have an airliner with a pilot, a co-pilot who's job it is to fly the plane and keep all of the passengers alive if the pilot dies, and a stewardess who's job it is to serve food and make sure the passengers are comfortable. Out of those three, let's get rid of the co-pilot to save money.

    1. Re:Decisions, decisions by mjwx · · Score: 2, Informative

      and a stewardess who's job to ensure the cabin is secure and safe for the duration of the journey and to aid in evacuation.

      To be a flight attendant in Australia you have to have your First Aid level 3. I bet you're one of those passengers who yells "where's my beer, honey" whilst wiggling an empty cup in the air and the reason I hate other passengers. I'd like to remind you who you'll be relying on when you get hurt on an aircraft (wont be me, I have a first aid level 1 (workplace) and absolute contempt for most other travellers).

      Arm doors and cross check.

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  30. humans in the cockpit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the real reason we all, deep down,want a human pilot in the plane at the controls is that we want to know that the stakes are just as high for the pilot as they are for the passengers. An acute awareness of mortal danger to oneself focuses the mind.

  31. Re:Why not by maroberts · · Score: 1

    The Russians autolanded a shuttle years ago, it's hardly a big jump to autoland aircraft.

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  32. Redundancy.... by BangaIorean · · Score: 1

    A "co-pilot" is extremely essential for 'redundancy'. We need that second guy in the cockpit to take care of eventualities like the pilot sufferring a heart attack or some similar ailment mid-flight...

  33. Why not eliminate both? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    It seems like if you're going to get rid of one, why not go whole hog?

    Instead, the whole thing should be centered around telepresence. You don't really need a pilot for anything except takeoff and landing anyway - so let a group of pilots control that part of the flight from a control center in India or China, and in-between you just tell it to go wherever, perhaps altering course to avoid storms.

    Now obviously this is less safe. That's why each person would be issued a parachute. In the evert the telepresence link was lost, and the planes automated systems could figure things out - the passengers all pop out and land gently in a field somewhere with a complementary GPS homing beacon to find them. And if someone started acting kind of crazy on a plane, or simply had really bad BO - you could leave rather than have to endure. Really wanted to stop off somewhere besides a major city? Just find a plane with a route going over wherever you like. Further down the line each person on the plane would have their own STarship Troopers style drop pod instead of a parachute. Well, maybe just first class.

    I have many other ideas for improving air travel, including full kitchens and an innovative way to carry both livestock and passengers with the greatest level of comfort. But that's enough for now.

    The future could be now, if only we got rid of a whole host of pesky safety regulations that prevent you living the world I have outlined.

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  34. Blend of copilot and cabin crewmember? by Greg_J7 · · Score: 1

    If a computer-as-a-copilot is dependable these days, I wouldn't mind if the copilot position was replaced by one of the flight crew who had some training in landing a plane, but did other work when the human pilot was "functioning properly." The idea of having only one person on the plane capable of landing it is a bit disconcerting. One heart attack shouldn't result in 300 deaths. However, I am not a pilot--perhaps it really is appropriate for a second person to be doing sanity checks on the pilot throughout the flight.

  35. As usual... by RoscBottle · · Score: 1

    ... I would suggest replacing the CEO (and other idiotic managers) with a simple mechanical automaton. Could probably do a better a job and would only require simple maintenance. Evidently the monkey isn't working in most of these cases.

  36. Surely you can't be serious! by Computer_kid · · Score: 1

    What if the pilot has the fish?

    1. Re:Surely you can't be serious! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Just add a rule that pilots are not allowed to get ill on the airplane. If he gets ill anyway, it's a pilot error.

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    2. Re:Surely you can't be serious! by hex0D · · Score: 1

      Don't call me Shirley!!

    3. Re:Surely you can't be serious! by SpaceCadets · · Score: 1

      Roger, Roger.

    4. Re:Surely you can't be serious! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Roger, Roger.

      Oh, go sniff some glue, both of you. And while you're at it, check out some gladiator movies.

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  37. Remote Control... by AffidavitDonda · · Score: 1

    How about that: Make the planes remote controlled and then let people volunteer (or even pay for it) to fly them through a Flight Simulator interface.

  38. Re:Slashdot suggests eliminating VPs to reduce cos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh great, add to my fear of flight, fear of clowns too. Jackass.

  39. Well, well, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... yet another reason not to fly with RyanAir.

  40. Ryanair's Marketing Strategy by Manip · · Score: 1

    Just want to clear up something - Ryanair's marketing strategy can only be described as "trolling the media." They release more and more insane ways to "cut costs" on their airline which the media reports and everyone leaves with the message that Ryanair are very serious about low cost flight.

    To give two examples, they "announced" they wanted to remove toilets, and remove seats so you spent the entire flight standing. Nothing ever came of either of these, but the media loved it, and they get the CEO on the airways who just repeated the companies business model over and over again - "looking for more ways to cut costs" "I want Ryanair to be the cheapest in the EU" etc.

  41. Re:Huh? - Plenty of work to keep both pilots busy by jdmonin · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's an article, by a commercial pilot, about the myths of jets able to "fly themselves" at http://www.salon.com/technology/ask_the_pilot/2009/11/19/askthepilot342 . You have to scroll down a little to get to the meat of it, but there's plenty up there to keep 2 people busy.

    He also talks about how busy things can get in an earlier article http://www.salon.com/technology/ask_the_pilot/2007/08/31/askthepilot243/index.html .

  42. Re:Why not by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    Correction: the Russians autolanded a shuttle years ago once.

    Doing it with the same reliability as a human pilot repeatably and robustly hasn't happened yet. And it'll cost a whole hell of a lot more than it costs to pay a copilot in the near to mid term.

  43. da free marked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not let the passengers decide if they want a co-pilot and if they do, see how much money they can raise to hire one on the spot.
    Hey, it's a free market and everybody's gotta learn to be responsible for his decisions...

  44. Doesn't know squat by DieByWire · · Score: 1

    If he knew squat about running an airline, he'd get rid of the captain and keep the copilot.

    Copilots only make 60% of what a captain makes.

    On the other hand, copilots are harder to herd. Maybe he does have an clue.

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    1. Re:Doesn't know squat by DieByWire · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah, an idea or a clue. Too much editing.

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    2. Re:Doesn't know squat by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, copilots are harder to herd.

      If you have only one copilot on a plane, why do you have to herd them? :-)

      Or did you mean hire?

  45. Coin-operated bathrooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You missed their latest, see $SUBJECT.

  46. Pay executives less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we stop wasting money on idiots who come up with such stupid ideas.

  47. "this ship is unsinkable!" by supernova87a · · Score: 1

    sigh. I know it's a bit of an advertising ploy, but still --

    It happens so predictably that we try to cut processes to the bare minimum, even when our lives are filled with examples of the rare outlier being not so rare. We assume that because everything is going fine, we can design our control systems/thinking/regulation around the median, and then when the unthinkable happens (more frequently than expected), we're surprised that it turned out so bad.

    Let's have one pilot because one pilot only ever lands the plane anyway!

    Let's lend to high credit risk borrowers, because ours never default more than one at a time anyway!

    etc.

  48. Not judgement, workload by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    In my opinion, having two pilots (used to be three -- flight engineer) is a matter of dealing with the workload, so a single pilot does not get "behind the airplane" when things get busy, either in normal or emergency situations.

    Can you imagine the US Air flight that ditched into the Hudson River operating on one pilot? You need the "other guy" to run checklists.

    1. Re:Not judgement, workload by russ1337 · · Score: 1
      I agree 100%. There is an aircraft design regulation (FAR/JAR/CS 25.1309 that says the design should allow for any foreseeable (i.e non-catastrophic) failure condition to be within the workload of the crew

      (1) The occurrence of any failure condition which would prevent the continued safe flight and landing of the airplane is extremely improbable, and [(2) The occurrence of any other failure condition which would reduce the capability of the airplane or the ability of the crew to cope with adverse operating conditions is improbable.

      it would essentially mean that a failure that was 'hazardous severe' could well become 'catastrophic' purely because the single pilot crew cannot cope with the increase in workload during emergency conditions.

  49. How much more would you pay... by srussia · · Score: 1

    for not one, not two, but THREE pilots on the plane?

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  50. Safe? Maybe, However... by meerling · · Score: 1

    The media has been training people for generations that a copilot is even more important than those multiple engines. Whether or not it's actually safe is moot, people won't except it because the people think it's unsafe. And if the people think it's unsafe, they won't fly you airline.

    I'd actually bet that if given a choice between an automated plane with multiple backups and remote piloting capability, or a plane with just a pilot but no copilot, I'd bet slightly more people would choose the robot plane.

  51. Passengers by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 3, Funny

    They should get rid of all the passengers. Think about it....they wouldn't have to pay for meals, they could fire all the flight attendants and save that salary money, the seats on the planes wouldn't be needed anymore. They'd even save on fuel, since the planes would be so much lighter without all those people on board.

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    1. Re:Passengers by mjwx · · Score: 1

      They should get rid of all the passengers. Think about it....they wouldn't have to pay for meals, they could fire all the flight attendants and save that salary money, the seats on the planes wouldn't be needed anymore.

      Dont laugh, the reason why budget airlines charge for baggage is because they can sell that same space to logistics companies (cargo). The meat airlines carry is the most expensive cargo per cubic metre, required to be fed, kept warm, breathing and so forth. Cargo is what keeps budget airlines afloat when they send half empty planes to places.

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  52. Wow. Just wow. by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I knew of Ryanair's cheapness, but I didn't see anything like this coming.

    I might go along with this, but the rational manager in me would recognize that many people (such as various /. commenters) wouldn't.

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  53. Yet more free publicity for Ryan Air by ei4anb · · Score: 1

    Yes Michael O'Leary regularly publishes stupid ideas and the media regularly give him and Ryanair loads of free publicity. There is a pattern there, I wish there was some way to mod him "-1 TROLL" on TV.

  54. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Airlines have already had a reduction from three core staff to two. The redundant crew member being the flight engineer.

    From the 1992 book Bluff Your Way On The Flight Deck, ISBN 1-902825-50-0, EAN13 9781902825502 by Captain Ken Beere, a former British Airways 747 pilot flying out of London Heathrow:-

    Two Crew Operation

    Airline managers believe that nirvana will be achieved when pilots are dispensed with altogether - they are expensive, argumentative, and have very little respect for authority if it isn't wearing a pair of wings, and even then it is expected to buy the first round. Pilots also have a depressing habit of writing pertinent comments all over their orders and notices. Many managers dream of the day when they can shepherd their grandchildren to the Natural History Museum to view the last airline pilot, stuffed and mounted. Two-crew operation was the first step.

    Like instant tea, its arrival on the scene was only a matter of time. Aircraft manufacturers simply built aeroplanes with only two useful seats at the sharp end and impressed prospective buyers with the cost savings. Automation made the concept possible.

    Opinions within the pilot force varied but were predictable. Those flying aircraft with three crew averred that a two-crew operation was unsatisfactory, while two-crew operators announced that it was perfectly safe. The latter won, but it's still wise to make a head count before commenting.

    An odd feature of this commercial advance is that because a two-man crew has more restricted length of duty than a three-man, it is not unusual to carry an extra crew member or two to share the en route flying. Economics can sometimes strain credulity.

  55. Cheaper to provide parachutes by gsgriffin · · Score: 1

    Don't worry about the plane, just replace the in-seat flotation device with a parachute (perhaps a little lumpier, but they don't care). Problem with the plane, everyone out...just try to miss the engine and tail as you plummet.

    On a serious note, how many times a year do you think pilots needs their co-pilots and how many times a year would it have ended badly if a co-pilot were not present. If even once a year, does that make it a good investment to have flight attendant "Ms. Sally Anne" get a plane to the ground in a thunder storm when 150 lives are at stake.

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  56. Good Idea... by warGod3 · · Score: 1

    Sure, the planes all but fly themselves anyway, right? When you get on a public bus, you don't have a co-bus driver, right?

    Two things: The FAA or EASA would have to approve this (yeah, like that is going to happen) and Ryanair's CEO is a true believer in "Any publicity is better than no publicity."

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  57. The 3rd dimension by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have heard of 3D? Well, trains and ships and automibiles lack it. They travel on a flat service. Planes don't.

    What happens to a train whose engines stops Nothing.

    What happens to a ship whose engines stop? Nothing.

    What happens to a car whose engines stop? Nothing.

    What happens to a plane whose engines stops? It crashes into the ground.

    The difference and one that should really be obvious is that with ground based vehicles, if something goes wrong, you got more time and the only safety procedure that must be performed is to bring the vehicle to a stop. Stop an aircraft in a mid air and it won't be there for long.

    Even terrorists know this. That is why ships and trains have rarely been hijacked. There is no urgency.

    With aircraft you don't time to instruct a crew member on how to turn the ship. You cannot rely on a deathman's handle to make an aircraft safe. Oh, you forgot about that little device didn't you. Wonder how come you forgot to mention the REAL reason brake men could be removed, the simply switch that in the event of a disaster happening to the driver, the train coming to an automatic stop.

    Wonder why you left this device out? Because it would ruin your entire idiotic rant of "X works in situation Y, so it will work in situation Z"?

    There are a LOT of accidents where the existence of the co-pilot saved the day. many you don't even hear about. like the regular occurance of a pilot getting a heart attack. And oh gosh, that is OFTEN the cause of SMALL aircrafti with SINGLE pilots crashing. That is why if you fly passengers, you need two pilots.

    The moment someone can come up with a system that can land a plane safely no matter what, THEN the pilots can be replaced. But no such system exists. No, automated landing systems do not count. They work in perfect conditions, that can cease to be simply because an airport is repairing its systems. Unless airports start to be forced by law to have their automated systems on 24/7, aircraft can't rely on it. Especially not if such systems aren't even allowed to be used in less then ideal circumstances.

    But really, comparing a train with a deadman's switch whose breaks are designed to bring the vehicle to a complete stop if anything happens to an aircraft... bit silly don't you think?

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    1. Re:The 3rd dimension by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      The moment someone can come up with a system that can land a plane safely no matter what, THEN the pilots can be replaced.

      Considering that the pilots themselves cannot "land a plane safely no matter what", you're putting up an unreasonable demand.

      For one thing, your demand states that if the left wing falls off a plane, a pilot-replacement-system should be able to land it. Obviously this cannot be done.

      Now, if you were to moderate your demand to being able to land a plane safely in the same conditions as a human pilot, you'd have my support and attention.

    2. Re:The 3rd dimension by horza · · Score: 3, Informative

      You have heard of 3D? Well, trains and ships and automibiles lack it. They travel on a flat service. Planes don't.

      Exactly, lacking that third dimension makes it far more dangerous. You have both the introduced weak points of connecting to the 2D surface (think tyre blow-outs, trains derailing, etc) and also critical reliance on brakes. With planes 3D removes these weak spots and you have an extra dimension in which to take evasive action.

      What happens to a ship whose engines stop? Nothing.

      Not true. In the case of a large oil tanker you end up with a massive environmental disaster, as we've seen numerous times.

      What happens to a car whose engines stop? Nothing.

      Sure, only 11M annual road accidents in the US alone. Really safe mode of transport.

      What happens to a plane whose engines stops? It crashes into the ground.

      Or you could just glide down and land. Apparently even possible to land on a river I hear.

      Even terrorists know this. That is why ships and trains have rarely been hijacked. There is no urgency.

      The shipping around Somalia will be pleased that you've managed to alter reality to make them more safe.

      Wonder how come you forgot to mention the REAL reason brake men could be removed, the simply switch that in the event of a disaster happening to the driver, the train coming to an automatic stop. Wonder why you left this device out? Because it would ruin your entire idiotic rant of "X works in situation Y, so it will work in situation Z"?

      That doesn't always work. But aren't you arguing againt yourself? The real reason you can lose the co-pilot is that the plane can land itself in an emergency.

      And oh gosh, that is OFTEN the cause of SMALL aircrafti with SINGLE pilots crashing. That is why if you fly passengers, you need two pilots.

      By your reasoning, that is why cars, trains, subway systems, trams, boats and every other vehicle needs two drivers/pilots.

      Phillip.

    3. Re:The 3rd dimension by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      If the engines in an airplane stop nothing major will happen for some time. The airplane will glide. Civilian airliners rely on wing lift to stay airborne, not the engines. If the engines on a train stop, on a high-speed line, you only have a limited amount of time until the next train comes and hits you, so you have to adjust the schedules for all trains on that line. Fast. The fact is the problem is not that different... and 3D also gives you more possibilities to plot a collision free course. 3D makes collision avoidance simpler not harder.

      The system does not need to land a plane safely no matter what, it only needs to be as safe as a human pilot would be. A human pilot cannot land a plane for all possible failure modes either.

      Trains have rarely been hijacked because you cannot maneuver a train to go someplace where there are no rails...

    4. Re:The 3rd dimension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Helicopters only have one pilot.

    5. Re:The 3rd dimension by Patch86 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A driver/pilot CAN stop a train, car, boat in near enough any circumstances though.

      "Moderating demands" has nothing to do with it. Planes are a lot more complicated than any of those other vehicles. They're complicated enough with 2 trained crew plus a sophisticated computer system.

      If anything goes wrong on a train that does not immediately destroy it, there is a good chance that it can be rescued. The same cannot be said of planes. Taking away layers of safety from such a complex device is not smart, regardless of any obtuse precedent.

    6. Re:The 3rd dimension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens to a plane whose engines stops and there are 2 or 3 or 4 pilots? It crashes into the ground.

    7. Re:The 3rd dimension by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

      What happens to a plane whose engines stops? It crashes into the ground.

      What a good analogy. Let me add to it: What happens to a plane with one pilot whose engines stops? It crashes into the ground.

      What happens to a plane with TWO pilots whose engines stop? The same fuckin' thing.

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    8. Re:The 3rd dimension by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Even terrorists know this. That is why ships and trains have rarely been hijacked. There is no urgency.

      The pirates in Somalia would like a word with you...

      I'd be willing to be that there have been more ships hijacked in the last 20 years than planes.

      What happens to a plane whose engines stops? It crashes into the ground.

      Assuming that that's all that's wrong, the plane doesn't immediately crash into the ground. It instead becomes a glider of varying efficiency.

      Airliners fly so high and fast and have a good enough glide slope that I believe that, at least in the USA, they're pretty much always within range of some runway if their engines stop.

      Actual incident, involving Air Canada and a 767-200. Got a 12:1 glide ratio.

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    9. Re:The 3rd dimension by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      so you have to adjust the schedules for all trains on that line. Fast.
      No you just have to leave the red signal behind the train red until the train leaves the section of track it is on.

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    10. Re:The 3rd dimension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. ACLS have been used aboard US aircraft carriers since the AN/SPN-10 system in the 1950s.

      Worked on this stuff in the 70s/80s. Good science. Good technology. We made it work.

    11. Re:The 3rd dimension by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Wrong. ACLS have been used aboard US aircraft carriers since the AN/SPN-10 system in the 1950s.

      Worked on this stuff in the 70s/80s. Good science. Good technology. We made it work.

      And has it been deployed to the private sector? Do all large commercial aircraft have it? Do all major airports have the requisite ground-based equipment? Are you comparing apples to oranges?

      None of this matters if the equipment isn't available. You can't compare military applications to civilian systems.

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    12. Re:The 3rd dimension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can compare mil systems to commercial. And I just did.

      There are 'commercial' systems available in Europe and Asia. I do not know if there are any in North America.

      These systems are effective. They are reliable. Humans are defective by design. Humans are not reliable.

      All praise to the coming singularity. May they rid the earth of its ineffective and incompetent human infection.

    13. Re:The 3rd dimension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A plane without engines doesn't quite fall out of the sky, it simply becomes a big dumb glider. (And it will start to glide on its own provided it is trimmed fairly level.) But it's still true that without anybody steering, the likelihood of crashing once it reaches the ground is anything but negligible. Having a pilot or two means there's an opportunity to still land or ditch that big dumb glider on very short notice so that it remains in one piece after reaching the ground so people can walk away from it.

      Another thing that can be done by a pilot and copilot, is that in the event of some control surface failure - one pilot can operate the throttles differentially to maintain yaw or roll while the other still works the yoke and looks out the window to try and land the thing. Still very difficult to pull off, but not entirely impossible.

      Another thing planes do that ships and trains don't is that they can travel over heavily populated areas. (A train comes close, depending on what it's carrying and where it may derail - but the worst a ship could do is run aground or hit a pier.) Because aircraft fly over and operate from airports in metropolitan areas, in some countries having a co-pilot for certain size aircraft in commercial operation may be regulated. I'd have trouble believing if anything bigger than a turboprop flown by Ryan Air would knowingly be allowed into U.S. airspace by the FAA without being grounded if they decided to go through with such a plan. This probably holds true for many European countries as well.

    14. Re:The 3rd dimension by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Take a look at any case where the engines have stopped on a plane. Generally, what's happening is that one pilot is concentrating on controlling the plane, and the other pilot is busy communicating with air traffic control, finding a suitable place to land, monitoring the airplane's systems, and trying to restart the engines. All of which are pretty important things that would be very difficult for one person to do on their own, and are very important if you don't want the plane to actually crash into the ground.

  58. Ryanair Business Model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's part of the Ryanair business model - make an outrageous statement, stand back and let everybody discuss. Free advertising...

    -=mike=-

  59. telepresence? by freshfromthevat · · Score: 1

    So where terrorism once required smuggling a bomb or gun on-board, now terrorists could aim a radio at the airplane to crash it?

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    1. Re:telepresence? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      So where terrorism once required smuggling a bomb or gun on-board, now terrorists could aim a radio at the airplane to crash it?

      Well of course the systems know where they are supposed to go and just do that automatically, if the link is broken... and the link to control it would be encrypted.

      Given the seriousness of your response though perhaps my whole post was too subtle for everyone. Oh well.

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  60. Re:Why not by sznupi · · Score: 1

    Autolandings of commercial aircraft are a routine, daily thing.

    And if you think Buran & its atmospheric analogues (terminal approach is what matters here; outside of it, US Shuttle also does auto reentry except in one mission, IIRC; and even that one without an actual need to do it) have only one demonstration of autoland, then I have this bridge to sell...

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  61. The Math of Safety by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

    Stuff like this is fascinating as a thought exercise, but people don't really think with the math parts of their brains when it comes to safety. Even if you COULD conclusively prove that it would save more lives to remove the co-pilot and spend his salary on "Mechanical Safety Widget" or more flight controllers or mandatory 5 point belts on planes, people just wouldn't go for it. We humans have such a hard time estimating the cost/benefits of rare events (buying a lottery ticket/dying in a plane crash) that a tremendous amount of money is pissed away on irrelevant, nonsensical things.

  62. View from a professional pilot/flight instructor.. by trygstad · · Score: 1

    As a professional pilot/flight instructor/aircrew coordination trainer with 3500 hours, I think this is pretty much insane. I would not fly any airline that did this.

  63. almost never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    true, the copilot is almost always unneccesery passanger. almost!

    when things get fucked up the copilot usually makes the difference between an incident and an accident
    its a simple matter of workload distribution, ever seen inside commercial plane cocpit? lots of stuff to follow, keep in mind, operate etc etc. regularly its all very simple and easy but when things go south you only have two arms, two eyes and so much attention - the copilot is there to prevent workload overload in case of dangerous situation

  64. In other cost savings news... by FranTaylor · · Score: 3, Funny

    RyanAir's co-pilots suggest eliminating the CEO position as a way to cut costs.

    After all, when cutting costs, start first with things that don't contribute directly to the bottom line, and don't affect safety...

  65. Never mind the fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the man is clearly some sort of psyochopath, how about this:

    'a flight attendant on each flight could be trained to help land a plane if something goes wrong. "If the pilot has an emergency, he rings the bell, he calls her in," O'Leary told the magazine. "She could take over." '

    *HE* calls *HER* in?

    And wasn't it this git who had billboard ads in the UK a few years ago with the slogan "Screw global warming, let's fly!"

    Lock him up, for everybody's sake, now.

  66. Of course it's viable by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "or is it actually viable to have just a single pilot on passenger planes?"

    Well, you've got a single person piloting your children around in a school bus every day without a co-navigator/extra pair of eyes to keep a watch on the possibly present hazards. If you can trust another adult in a huge moving metal cage with the lives of a bunch of children, including your own, then you can probably suck it up and live without a co-pilot.

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    1. Re:Of course it's viable by vlm · · Score: 1

      Actually no, because the fatality rate for bus passengers in bus crashes in urban environments (aka not on the interstate) approaches zero, where fatality rate for aircraft crashes is just a wee hair under 100%. Sometimes a real hero does save the plane and passengers.

      Usually, bus accident = no bus passenger deaths, but plane accident = no survivors.

      So you can operate a bus with pretty much a "no harm, no foul" attitude that ... wouldn't fly with a plane operator.

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  67. they should eliminate co-pilot on spot by Kvasio · · Score: 1

    Perfect (for their competitors) - they would quickly make it to EU no-flight black list.

  68. I think it's reasonable by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    Co pilots go back to before computers could fly a plane.

    If and only if a computer is flying and landing on 9 out of 10 flights should it be OK to get rid of the copilot because that is what the pilot will be at that point. Of course we could always have flight attendants trained for a 1 in a 1000 emergency but at the point that both the primary and secondary computers give out and the pilot has a heart attack or gets knocked out the plane is probably doomed anyway; very unlikely situation. Pilots are glorified bus drivers. 2 in 10 people could learn to fly and land a 747. How quickly they can learn is another issue. Now a fighter/bomber pilot back in the 60/70's, now that's a pilot.

  69. Just...wow by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The CEO of RyanAir ... wants to make sure nobody wants to fly RyanAir.

    This is just ludicrous. The biggest plane I have ever seen flown with no co-pilot was a Cessna 402. I was ok with this, because *I* was in the copilot seat and I know how to fly GA sized aircraft.

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    If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits
  70. in other news.. by arikol · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In other news, pilots suggest eliminating stupid CEO's who don't have a basic understanding of the business they're in..

  71. Re:remote control for Emergency is bad as all it t by sjames · · Score: 1

    That's the thing. Automated systems and remote operation work great under anticipated conditions. The problem is that an emergency is not an anticipated condition (otherwise it would have been avoided).

  72. Put your money where you mouth is, O'Leary by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When Michael O'Leary starts flying on scheduled, commercial flights with no co-pilot, I'll start doing the same. In the meantime, I'll be sure to avoid Ryanair at all costs, since they sure don't seem to be very concerned with my well being.

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  73. Salary != expense by Firethorn · · Score: 2

    That wouldn't just be the salary. An employee costs the company far more than just their salary.

    Common figures are 30-60% of salary in benefits.

    Consider healthcare, training, per diem, taxes, middle management for the extra pilots, recruitment, equipping, etc...

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    1. Re:Salary != expense by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      That wouldn't just be the salary. An employee costs the company far more than just their salary.

      Think how much could be saved by sacking Michael O'Leary!

      I fly RyanAir quite often - it is better than walking backwards across the Irish Sea (Ask Spike Milligan)

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  74. Re:remote control for Emergency is bad as all it t by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I know little about aviation, but I seem to recall one of the last ditch efforts to restart the engines in the event they fail is to go into a dive. Imagine this attempt being made and then the ground link cutting out. Suddenly you have a plane in a dive and no one to bring the nose back up.

  75. reduce cost, yes... by mayberry42 · · Score: 1

    but at the cost of also reduced revenue. Who here will fly Ryanair w/out a copilot? yeah, me neither. Well, at least i'm hoping this folly of an idea will attract more competitive low-budget airlines. Ryanair simply sucks.

  76. HAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah maybe Ryanair could make the passengers fly the plane themselves and save money for both pilots! This just cuts it, I'm putting Ryanair on a ban.

  77. deadmans switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your arguments are correct but you are citing the wrong device.

    In the 1800s, brakemen were needed because the brakes were manually operated. Every boxcar had its own set of INDEPENDENT brakes. The engineer had no way to operate these brakes and could operate only the brakes on the engine. He would signal to the brakemen to apply the brakes and they would run on top of the boxcars applying the brakes. (If you see pictures of old trains, each boxcar had a wheel on its top to operate the brakes.) George Westinghouse invented the air brakes enabling the engineer to operate ALL the brakes on the train. Suddenly, brakemen were unnecessary.

  78. Copilot on the ground. by willy_me · · Score: 1

    In addition, there is no reason why a copilot could not be located on the ground - copiloting several aircraft at the same time. Leave the computer do 99% of the work with the pilot overseeing the computer. Should the computer mess up the pilot could take over. Should the pilot run into difficulties, the copilot on the ground would be there to assist or even take over for the pilot. It would be much less expensive for the airlines not simply because of a reduced employee count, but because there would be no overtime, hotel costs, and any other cost related to travelling employees. In addition, the copilot would be able to go home each day - something that would likely save a lot of marriages.

  79. And remember wehre the main RyanAir hub is... by bikin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dublin is well known for its sunny weather and calm beaches. Oh wait, that is Dublin California. The Dublin Airport is about 5 miles from the sea, and the weather is usually windy and rainy. I cannot imagine what flying a 737 in those conditions must be like, certainly will require the full attention of a pilot. As if that weren't enough, the second hub is London Stansted which is around 30 miles from the sea, and even though the weather is slightly better, it is still not a calm Spanish summer. More likely this is yet another O'Leary publicity troll.

  80. Makes sense! by Dr.+Grabow · · Score: 1
    Let's say the copilot makes $10,000/month in wages and benefits. Let's say he flies 5 times a month, with 200 people on each plane. I think they should advertise "Save $10 on your ticket - no copilot!" and see what response they get.

    The danger here is not this one airline's lunatic CEO and the sociopathic pursuit of profits, but rather that he'll start a trend, and we won't have a choice much longer.

  81. You're right. Who cares if YOU die? by crovira · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The problem with this kind of accounting is that it is fundamentally flawed.

    What is YOUR life worth to some bean-counter, who doesn't care about you, your spouse of offspring?

    Now what is worth to YOU?

    Now let's REALLY cut costs.

    We've got problems with luggage?

    Screw it. No more luggage luggage handlers, customs, custom-agents. That ought to save a lot.

    Who needs to pay for stewardesses?

    Who needs to pay for a galley and a toilet.

    Who needs to pay for seat-belts?

    Who needs to pay for seats?

    If you could fly as a standee with no luggage I'm sure the airline would LOVE to fly you.

    And don't get me started on what the airports cost. You don't need ramps, endless walkways, buildings that are only used for a fraction of the time that you should actually be up in the air. Walk up to your plane and climb up some stairs from the tarmac, you lazy bastard.

    So its raining. You'll drip-dry in he plane, as you stand there holding onto a strap hanging from a rail in the unpainted cylinder that is going to take you to your destination, for the least amount possible. ... So you'd feel like you were taking your last trip, to Auschwitz. ...

    It would be possible, just not desirable for you as a passenger.

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  82. Dogen by rderoko · · Score: 1

    Well, of course, a penny saved is a penny earned . . . but, I wondered what other cost cutting measures are also included but not mentioned . . . like, perhaps, delaying, or even forgoing scheduled maintenance, delayed programed replacement of (non) critical parts. Rest assured, this is one airline that I will not be wracking up frequent flyer miles on.

  83. But they can always just PULL OFF the road... by crovira · · Score: 1

    I don't think the passengers would be too happy suddenly having to sit a few hours on a tarmac in Albuquerque when they're missing their connections in Atlanta.

    NEVER compare apples to oranges.

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  84. Pilots don't just fly the plane by michelcolman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can you teach a flight attendant to land a plane if the captain has a heart attack? Sure. If he/she knows how to program the autopilot, and gets a lot of help from the ground, I don't see why not. Maybe not at the intended destination (not all airports have the necessary equipment for automatic landings), but usually there will be a big airport nearby where the automatic landing can be made. You'll have to train those flight attendants very regularly, of course, because they'll forget how to do it after a month or two (anyone would, without practice, it's a quite a bit more difficult and less intuitive than programming a GPS), but it would be possible.

    However, that's not really the point. People seem to think that all a pilot has to do, is fly the airplane (or even easier, make the autopilot fly the airplane) pretty much like a bus driver. If they saw us "work" during cruise flight, they would probably see this suspicion confirmed. However, as a copilot, I quite frequently have to point out minor and sometimes even major mistakes of the captain, that might have resulted in serious incidents. And the same happens in the other direction when I'm flying (both pilots fly just as often). Misunderstood instructions from air traffic control, finger trouble with the autopilot, missing a level off altitude on a procedure, etc... Lots of accidents are blamed on pilot error, imagine what that rate would be if there wasn't a second pilot to catch the first one's mistakes. Times ten would be a conservative estimate.

    And then we're just talking about normal operations. We get simulator training every six months, and you should see how high the workload is then. Engine failures, electrical problems, bad weather, lots of checklists to do, judging the situation and the best course of action while one pilot has to manually fly a crippled airplane with a third of the instruments still working... there's absolutely no way you could let just one pilot do this kind of thing safely.

    O'Leary is not that stupid. He's just getting free publicity, spreading the word how relentlessly he's cutting costs to keep ticket prices low. And they're not even that low if you miss out on the few promotional tickets that are advertised everywhere. The rest of the passengers often end up spending more than on a real airline.

  85. Crowdsourcing is the answer to everything! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like there are a few hundred dials, switches, and controls in the cockpit. Let's say you have a plane with about a hundred seats. Mount a few dials and switches at each seat and crowdsource your cockpit crew. Hold a lottery to see who gets the yoke. What could possibly go wrong?

    Plus, they could crowdsource all their DBA needs here on slashdot.

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  86. Already fly without copilots on commercial flights by gordguide · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What he's really proposing is increasing the size of the aircraft where it's legal to fly with one pilot. Currently you need a co-pilot if there are 12 or more passengers (flight crew are considered passengers).
    Many commercial carriers who do fly the smaller aircraft, mostly to remote areas, have a co-pilot on board anyway; it's how you train your pilots.
    One would assume Ryanair simply want to poach pilots with experience from other airlines; otherwise the only other conclusion is they are fine with inexperienced pilots as well.

    I won't go into how Ryanair fits compared to it's competitors or how a flight on their craft is different from other carriers, but broadly speaking I wouldn't trust any proposal from Ryanair on anything.

  87. Make do without the pilot as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great idea. Just let me fly the damned thing; I'll even pay for the privilege.

  88. The Only Possible Company Line by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

    There's a way out of this headline, and one only.

    "Dear Customers, Originally, airline flights carried doctors on board, in case of a medical emergency. This was back in the first days of the industry, when fur coats were de rigeur. We moved on, the fur coats became unfashionable and air travel became affordable for everyone, except the very poorest, people without a car for example. Today air travel is more affordable than ever thanks to the sterling efforts of the public. You have advanced the economy by agreeing to cram into smaller and smaller places, whilst paying less and less to fly at hundreds of miles through suffocatingly air in a thin metal tube filled with flammable liquid crammed next to several barely contained furnaces spewing fire. We salute your bravery and will continue to give you cheaper and cheaper flights through MinimalEngineering(TM).
    From now on, if you're a light aircraft experienced pilot then you will automatically qualify for a 60% discount on all flights. Commercially qualified pilots will qualify for entirely free travel, on the basis that they step in if a pilot is not available due to sickness, emergency, staffing snafus, having a bit to much the night before, fancying the day off or any other reason.
    For the cheapest flights, let the customers take the strain. It's the way!"

    But, of course, that would sound faintly ridiculous.

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    1. Re:The Only Possible Company Line by trolman · · Score: 1

      Boy I like the idea of the free flying but pilots are required. I see things going the way of the Predator. There will be flight crews, at the airport, that strictly handle take off and landings. There will be a pilot on board for safety of the pax. Cargo should go this way first.

  89. This is only publicity... for free by frontwave · · Score: 1

    C'mon... this is all about free publicity... RyanAir know that will "not fly"... 90% of their suggestions are just to attract media attention, and they are doing it quite well. They don't care about reputation, they only care about being seen as "the cheap" airline...

  90. Nothing to see here, move along by FlightTest · · Score: 1

    In the U.S., at least, the co-pilot (and also the number of flight attendants) are required by regulation. I'd be shocked if this wasn't the case in the U.K., and every other ICAO member country. He can propose all he wants, but the co-pilot position isn't going away. True, the pilots aren't doing much at cruise, but the workload is very intense at takeoff and landing, particularly in busy terminal areas. Heck, the U.S. is INCREASING the required qualifications for co-pilots as a result of a recent accident.

    Not to mention, I doubt either Boeing or EADS are about to allow single-pilot operation of any of their airliners. The aircraft would literally have to be re-certified for single pilot operations. Many of the larger private business jets (Falcon, Gulfstream) are certified only for 2-pilot operations.

    Short answer: Never. Gonna. Happen.

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  91. river landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In aircraft that are equipped for CAT III, sure, though many are not. Either way, it still would make me really uncomfortable to know that one flight per year was being flown by someone who could not take over adequately if autoland kicks out for any reason.

    And if your engines go out?

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Airways_Flight_1549
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_Sullenberger

    Or you run out of fuel?

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider#Similar_incidents

    I think we'll get there eventually, but I think UAV technology is still a bit immature. Give it perhaps 10-15 years.

  92. Artificial Stupidity by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    For that position as will other greedy creatures you need Artificial Stupidity http://www.sicemstudios.com/2010/08/495/

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  93. Evil? by RossumsChild · · Score: 1

    Trolling I'll give you. Shameful attention-whoring, I'll grant.

    But evil? I mean, has the word come to mean so little that saying something strange in order to garner free publicity is actually evil now? Don't we have better uses for the word than this? With ACTA in the making, the 9th circuit telling the American cops they can GPS tag cars without a warrant, and over a dozen countries still listed as having "Pervasive" levels of internet censorship, you want to use evil to describe THIS douchebag?

    Take a breather, mate, your priorities are way out of whack. If his bullshit bothers you, try not reading his next brilliant idea (which I predict will be a suggestion of discounts to passengers who sh*t before they board the airplane, to cut down on fuel costs).

  94. redundant redundancy by cenobyte40k · · Score: 1

    It used to be that the co-pilot was there because it you needed to manhandle the plane in you needed all the strength you could get, then all the big planes started having hydraulic which meant it wasn't a matter of strength anymore but for redundancy of operators. Something happened to one they other one could fly the plane. Now from take off to landing a modern aircraft doesn't even need the pilot, they are just glorified equipment operators that require no more than a few days to lean how to setup and operate the computer. We keep a highly trained pilot as a redundant measure for the computers are board (Not a bad idea) but the co-pilot is not a redundant measure for a redundant measure. It's like having a spare gas tank for your spare gas tank.

  95. Pilots don't do any work. That's the copilot's job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, can the copilot. But don't expect the pilot to like that one bit, because quite simply the pilot is just some kind of mascot, a good luck charm if you like. In reality, a pilot does NOTHING AT ALL apart from give the co-pilot sh*t. Honestly if we dropped the pilot from all flights, things would go a lot more smoothly because the person who is ACTUALLY doing EVERYTHING will have far less to do now that the pilot himself isn't physically present and making work for the copilot. So effectively having only a single pilot will make flights much safer, not less safe.

    If this step is in fact taken, I vote that we call the one in charge of the flight deck 'the copilot'. Because the pilot of today's wide-bodied jet is honestly little more than an annoying lap-dog, and certainly about as useful as one.

  96. O'Leary is brillant by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    He makes some outlandish statement and gets tons of free press in return; all focused in on how cheap it is to fly Ryannair because of all their schemes.

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  97. What's up with the URL? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Just link http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/09/06/ryanair.ceo.comments/index.html ... You don't need the extra parameters in it!

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  98. If I'm willing to pay for a bag... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm willing to pay for a co-pilot!

  99. Don't eliminate, just combine job. by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    Just make sure the air marshall on the plane has a pilots license. Have a code word the flight attendants can use on the PA to have him come forward if anything happens. That way you've combined two mostly redundant jobs into a single person. For both jobs, they spend 98% of the flight sitting there with nothing better to do.

  100. Trains still have 3 operators by Kludge · · Score: 1

    Brakemen may have been eliminated, but trains still run with 3 men on board. If one keels over from a heart attack or bad food, the others can handle it. If you have one pilot on a plane and he keels over from heart attack or bad food, what happens?

  101. Human error by Lost+my+religion · · Score: 1

    A few months ago, an Air India flight crashed in Mangalore, killing more than 150. The cause of the crash was later determined to be the pilot ignoring the co-pilot's warning to come around for a landing as they didn't have enough of the short runway left to make a landing. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/City/Mangalore/Mangalore-crash-Captain-ignored-co-pilots-plea-to-abort-landing/articleshow/5992615.cms.

    Removing the co-pilot will only increase the probability of similar accidents.

  102. Savings? What savings? by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

    Suppose it costs the airline an average of $500 per flight to pay the copilot (all salary + benefits + overhead + per diem included), and the average flight has 100 passengers. That's average of $5 of each ticket going towards paying for the copilot.

    Suppose they removed the copilot and passed on the half of the savings to passengers. That's just $2.50 cheaper per ticket, on average. While that may add up to millions of dollars per year across the airline, I'm sure that most passengers would not consider the $2.50 savings per ticket to be worth the added risk.

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  103. Split the difference by w00tsauce · · Score: 0

    Why not split the difference? Have an experienced, well-paid professional career pilot as the main pilot. The "co-pilot" will be some $15/hr assistant/stewardess, with basic knowledge on how to land the plane in an emergency situation but that's about it. Or make it so every flight has a stewardess that is trained in emergency landing.

  104. Re:Savings? What savings? by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    Suppose it costs the airline an average of $500 per flight to pay the copilot (all salary + benefits + overhead + per diem included), and the average flight has 100 passengers.

    I think your estimate is actually a bit high. Lets ballpark salary plus benefits at $200k a year. At 4 flights per day, typical 256 working days a year, that's only $200 a year. Less than the cost of one passenger seat. I think the airline that tries this will probably loose more than one passenger per flight as a result. I think their insurance will likely go up more than this per flight.

    Commercial cargo flights and small planes often go with just a pilot.

  105. Re:View from a professional pilot/flight instructo by mjwx · · Score: 1

    As a professional pilot/flight instructor/aircrew coordination trainer with 3500 hours, I think this is pretty much insane. I would not fly any airline that did this.

    I already will not fly Ryanair, the same with their Austral-Asian equivalent Tiger airlines. There are better budget carriers such as Easyjet, Virgin Blue or Air Asia, they may be a few A$ more but worth it IMHO. Tiger/Ryan Air will nickel and dime you to death (Tiger just started charging an A$20 fee for checking in off-line).

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  106. Cost issue by mehtars · · Score: 1

    If it is really such a cost issue, why not make the co-pilot do cabin attendance, and get rid of one attendant per flight. Or better yet, train a cabin crew member on the basics of landing take off and flying. ro

  107. Shouldn't he be arrested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for conspiracy to murder? Where are the thought crime police when we need them?

  108. Why not . . . by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    Just bring in Otto? He's efficient, a good pilot, doesn't take up much space, and can be inflated by one of the Flight Attendants if necessary,. . .

  109. This is their advertising strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ryan air are constantly doing this. Make some outrageous suggestion of a cost saving, eg charging to use the toilet or make the passengers stand, with absolutely no intention of implementing it and let the lazy press pick up on it as a "news story".

    BANG - Free advertising!

    No publicity is bad publicity for these companies.

  110. Introducing new A.I. pilot, HAL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pilot: "On final approach to LAX terminal 4, beginning descent. Please open landing gear bay doors, HAL"

    HAL: "I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I just can't do that"

    Pilot: "WTF?? My name's not Dave! HAL, open the fscking bay doors, please"

    HAL: "I'm really sorry, Dave, but you are not authorized access to security procedures"

    Pilot: "HAL, we are landing....NOW! Open...the bay doors, LOWER...the FSCKING...landing...gear, HAL!"

    HAL: "I detect a 90% probability of hostile intent in your voice, Dave. Therefore, it can be concluded that you are a likely terrorist and , coupled with your denial of identity as 'Dave', the authorized pilot, I must now enact the latest security protocols, as per my programming"

    Pilot: "Are you F'ing kidding me?!"

    HAL: "Now locking flight controls, and removing access to all vital systems. Please remain where you are, and a security officer will provide further instructions"

  111. There's also such a thing as FAA regulations by cheros · · Score: 1

    The reasons the rules are what they are is because they get reviewed and redrafted with every single incident. If traffic rules were that scrutinised, some people would never be allowed on the road and accidents would drop further.

    If O'Leachy thinks he can increase passenger risk to screw another dime out of them instead of charging for breathing I think he'll have a bit of a fight on his hands. The FAA will be happy to take his license away, no problem.

    I rather *walk* than use Ryan Air. O'Leachy is too busy abusing the fact that cattle has more rights than passengers.

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  112. There's no such thing as flights for 50p! by Builder · · Score: 1

    This is just brilliant - tells the whole story...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc

  113. yawn. Same old grand standing from O'Leary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Puhlease. The CEO in question, Mr O'Leary, is very well known in the European press to make outrageous statements every now and then.

    This gets him free press, and an image of "price fighter". All of his "plans" just fade away in oblivion, if they do not result in a reprimand by the compentent authorities.

    Some examples:
        - stand up seats : http://theairlineblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/ryanair-plans-standing-seats.html
        - not paying expenses for stranded passengers : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8636944.stm

    I believe the Ryan air spokesperson said it best, when he said :

        "later, Ryanair spokesman Stephen McNamara said: "Michael makes a lot of this stuff up as he goes along and, while this has been discussed internally, there are no immediate plans to introduce it."

  114. Still need a pilot though by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Yes, of course computers will cause other errors, but the question isn't whether the computers will be perfect but whether they will be better.

    I still want at least one human pilot for the foreseeable future though for three reasons: computers can only deal with things they are programmed for and you cannot foresee all possibilities; redundancy in case the automated system fails and finally as reassurance since automated systems have nothing to loose and will do as they are told but a human pilot's own life is on the line and is far more likely to do what is safe rather than what is best for a company's short term profits.

    1. Re:Still need a pilot though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would want which ever one (pilot or pilotless) was proven to have fewer accidents. If you are basing your reasoning on any other factor you are an idiot.

  115. Cuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just cut the CEO position instead. Eliminating that worthless piece of crap would return far more to the investors than dropping all of the pilots, copilots, flight attendants, and mechanics combined.

  116. Feck Shite Arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't have put it better myself!

    1. Re:Feck Shite Arse by Builder · · Score: 1

      If you didn't pay to use the stairs, you'll have to fecking jump!

  117. Yeah, the somali pirates by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    You mean were ships have been hijacked for months with no resolution? The crews want a talk with you, the moment somebody finds it urgent enough to get them released.

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  118. Haven't we seen this one? by ody · · Score: 1

    Pilot 1: "I'll have the fish."

    Pilot 2: "I would like the steak, please."

    Now do it again without the second pilot.

  119. Fool me once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't believe them anymore. They've flaked out on every single one of their promises. We're still allowed to sit down and go to the crapper for free on Ryanair flights.

  120. Saw that movie ... by rlp · · Score: 1

    "By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

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  121. Says it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God.

    — Gordon Baxter

  122. Correct yet useless by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    How can you prove that a system will have fewer accidents without having years of experience with it in operation such as we have with pilots/copilots? So while your statement is completely correct it is also utterly useless....hmmm you don't happen to work writing error messages for Microsoft do you? ;-)

  123. CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ryan Air CEO.............idiot. Enough said.