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Employees Would Steal Data When Leaving a Job

An anonymous reader writes "Employees openly admit they would take company data, including customer data and product plans, when leaving a job. In response to a recent survey, 49% of US workers and 52% of British workers admitted they would take some form of company property with them when leaving a position: 29% (US) and 23% (UK) would take customer data, including contact information; 23% (US) and 22% (UK) would take electronic files; 15% (US) and 17% (UK) would take product information, including designs and plans; and 13% (US) and 22% (UK) would take small office supplies."

457 comments

  1. So. by Securityemo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Escorting people out of the building and revoking their access privileges the second they get fired is actually warranted?

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    1. Re:So. by swilver · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's pointless. Better to confiscate all their personal digital equipment.

    2. Re:So. by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nuke them from orbit?

    3. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is why I just keep an up to date private encrypted copy of any software files I produce. So in the event of being escorted out I'm not without work I've produced so I can reference it down the road. Yeah the company owns the copyright, but sometimes I like to see how I did something (even if I have to do it a different way the next time).

    4. Re:So. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I actually support removing access privileges instantly in all cases where the employee is leaving: even if they're working out their final two weeks or something, it's better to have them having to do their work through someone who needs to learn how to do their job, than it is to have them "writing documentation" or "doing training" or any of a number of other stupid transition methods.

      As far as preventing someone from stealing, I don't see how it would work for a tech industry. If your industry has tight data integrity, then they can't steal anyway, and if it doesn't they probably have some of it lingering on their home machines.

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    5. Re:So. by PlatyPaul · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's the only way to be sure.

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    6. Re:So. by programmerar · · Score: 1, Informative

      anyone stealing stuff probably uploads it to gmail or dropbox..

    7. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't do any good if the employee already had the data archived.

    8. Re:So. by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Depends on what their definitions are. Businesses tend to do these studies using excessively strict standards. Things their own CEO do, (or far worse) are considered wrong.

      For example, it mentions 'contacts'. Now, if you are a salesman AND the company introduced you to those contacts, then that would be company product. But if you are a computer programmer, copying your contacts is NOT stealing from the company. Furthermore, the courts have also ruled that even if you ARE a salesman, that taking contacts with you that you developed without aid from your company is again, NOT stealing (this is despite the stock brokerage firms repeatedly trying to ignore this law.)

      These kind of stories are kind of like the shmucks that complain about IT people using their work PC, during work hours, to check their email. Then they want you to check answer your work emails at home via blackberry, even after working hours.

      You need to take this kind of crap with boulder of skepticism

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    9. Re:So. by Defenestrar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That depends. Taking data is not the same as stealing it.

      A lot depends upon the intellectual property clauses in the contract (often restrictive), but sometimes the IP is shared by the company and the individual. What if you work in research and the project was funded by a federal grant? That could very well be public information. What's better: letting your x-staff have a few minutes with a thumb drive and intimate knowledge of the directory information or dealing with the headache of freedom of information requests (which will have to go through your legal department and billed internally, etc...) when the guy sets up as a professor at some university and wants to publish the results or write the next grant (with research data paid for by the public).

      What if the data is entirely private? The x-staff member may still have a legal and vested interest in taking and or protecting it. For example: to ensure a patent is filed on the IP (which would be owned by the company more than likely) to make sure he gets his fair share of the royalty checks down the road (again depends on contract). (Or to be able to prove that the x-employee was involved with the project if the company later decides to patent without passing on royalties. Although taking data for such reasons will also have a lot to do with the IP clauses in the contract.

      Revoke privileges instantly and you may find yourself with a freedom of information act or a subpoena real quick. A company shouldn't play hard ball unless it's willing to have it hit back. There should be respect all around; for the person who gave a certain portion of his life for the company and for the company who provided for a persons livelihood.

    10. Re:So. by moogied · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, its not. They stole the data weeks ago, or more realistically it is just sitting on there desktops at home. I can't even rememeber the last company I saw that didn't allow people to connect into work from home on some level. Usually they lock down more sensitive files from being accessed by anything but a remote workstation, BUT that doesn't prevent someone from just copying that file to a more convient location while they work on it. Then they get home.. copy that to there desktop at home and finish there work on it.. reupload it, and go to bed.
      They then get fired 3 weeks or 4 months later and they then get home,see that file, and DON'T delete it. Until they didn't delete it, it was never stolen.. but once they got home, realized they had it and decided not to delete it it is stealing.

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    11. Re:So. by WankersRevenge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Honestly ... if my employer starts treating me like a thief during my last two weeks then I'm out of the building then and there. As far as I'm concerned, giving two weeks notice is a courtesy that I am extending. Besides, if I were so unethical as to take company secrets to my next gig then the pilfering would occur well before any notice given.

    12. Re:So. by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      That's why you should do weekly offsite backups. Also, I've found it easier to restore an accidentally deleted file from personal backups than trying to get IT to restore from an "official" backup.

    13. Re:So. by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed. I care about my work. If I give 2 weeks notice them I'm available for 2 weeks to help them get their shit together so that someone else can take care of what I was doing and I can wrap up any lose ends. If the treatment though is basically to lock me out of everything though, then I'm not even going to bother.

      What's the sense in it anyways? If you do that dance every time someone decided to leave then anyone who actually wants to sneak out information is going to do it the day BEFORE they turn in their 2 week notice anyways.

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    14. Re:So. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason I don't like leaving people with access is because they don't train people if they can fix the problem themselves. Period. It's not about being worried that someone is going to steal something, it's about being worried that something breaks on a regular basis that no one else knows how to fix.

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    15. Re:So. by vrillusions · · Score: 1

      Depends on what their definitions are.

      Exactly. How many of those people just walking off with their red swingline stapler and how many are walking away with customer's credit card information? It doesn't say the purpose of those "electronic files". What if it's an owner's manual for something I own? or some random funny pictures? Sure it's electronic files, sure it's considered company property if you save it on your work computer, but it's not files that are privileged corporate information that could be used against them.

      It's like just saying "Have you ever stolen anything in your life?" Stealing a pen from work is one thing, stealing the database that stores all clients personal data is another.

    16. Re:So. by tacokill · · Score: 0, Redundant

      giving two weeks notice is a courtesy that I am extending

      ...and paying that 2 weeks salary is a courtesy your employer extends. If you leave, then you should expect to forgo the 2 weeks salary.

      That seems fair to me.

    17. Re:So. by al0ha · · Score: 1

      >> If your industry has tight data integrity, then they can't steal anyway

      s/can\'t/will have a harder time stealing it/

      Never say never.

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    18. Re:So. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If your employer is that crap I think you'd also worry that they'd blame you for stuff that goes wrong.

      So might be good if you can prove you don't have any access anymore.

      Lastly, copying is not stealing ;).

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    19. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. I've spent periods of a couple weeks developing some algorithm or in a seldom-used programming language and taking a quick look at my old code helps jog the memory and save lots of time. I've done this several times- taking bits of code and other developed knowledge from an employer I've left, including some very places which some consider "security-minded".

      But here's the difference between this and the actual topic in TFA.

      The intention is to maintain my gained knowledge, not to harm the employer, or in other terms it's an academic act rather than an economic one. I would never take a complete software package, certainly not to go and sell it to a competitor, but also so that I couldn't accidentally cause a harmful release proprietary information.

      While technically this is currently defined by legal systems as "stealing", it's an "IP" issue. And here on /. we know how this is apples to "stealing from employer"'s oranges.

    20. Re:So. by zill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Option A:
      Work 52 weeks, leave on the last day without giving any notice. Receive 52 weeks of pay.

      Option B:
      Work 50 weeks, give 2 weeks notice, then work 2 more weeks. Still receive 52 weeks of pay.

      Since the total pay is exactly the same whether you give the two weeks notice courtesy or not, the company isn't extending any sort of courtesy. In fact, it's illegal for them not to pay you for the last two weeks.

    21. Re:So. by iamhassi · · Score: 1, Troll

      Why is this flamebait? That's what I did, once you click Send it's yours and no one can accuse you of walking out with anything

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    22. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the treatment though is basically to lock me out of everything though, then I'm not even going to bother.

      *laugh* My last job basically gave me 6 weeks until my last day, and a rather generous severance package, for which I was grateful. They did, however, get rid of my co-workers almost immediately and left me in a caretaker position to wind down operations of the product. (The ones who were gone right away got essentially the same package as me, but had no further obligations.)

      The problem was, as we got closer to the date I was to be done, they were having some issues related to some new business -- a pretty big dollar customer and some deficiencies in the software. The sales people were getting increasingly shrill that we needed to implement certain features which they sold (but didn't exist) or we'd lose the business. There was no way in hell to implement the features in the time line with the remaining resources.

      Eventually, I had to tell them that I care 50% less with each passing day, and if this business was so damned critical, why had they let go of the entire development team?

      At some point, it becomes something of an abuse of my good will to tell me how vital the product is to quarterly revenues while at the same time telling me they don't need me to do it any more. I don't care if the salesmen/executives aren't getting their bonus any more, that's not my problem.

      Sometimes, companies just develop a very screwed up sense of what they should be expecting from the employees they're in the middle of laying off.

    23. Re:So. by tattood · · Score: 1

      anyone stealing stuff probably uploads it to gmail or dropbox..

      This is true. If you are planning on leaving (i.e. not getting fired or laid off) then you will have already copied everything you want to steal long before you ever give your notice, so confiscating their work laptop or restricting access is too late once they have given their notice.

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    24. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think there is anything you can do other than treat the employee with respect. I've always had customer and company data stored on a backup drive of my own choosing within a week or two of starting any position. I've never done anything with it and I've returned company equipment many times a week or two after leaving. Most of the time they didn't even know I had it. How you don't keep track of prototypes is beyond me.

    25. Re:So. by Myopic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm confused. They can't accuse you of literally walking out with the data, but they can, may, and probably should accuse you of figuratively walking out with the data.

    26. Re:So. by ozbon · · Score: 1

      That's what SVN is for.

      Particularly hosted SVN servers off-site.

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    27. Re:So. by rabbit994 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it depends on where you live. In Virginia, companies can/will let you go before 2 weeks is up. If they do so, they do not have to pay for any remaining 2 week time. One company let me go about a week early so I wasn't held into next payroll period. I received no additional compensation for that week. I could have claimed unemployment but dealing with that for a week pay wasn't worth it.

    28. Re:So. by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Not sure if that's necessary.
      Security escorting them out would probably cover it.

      The perpetrators of these heinous acts? They mostly come out at night...

      Mostly

    29. Re:So. by tacokill · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it's not illegal if you didn't work those two weeks. Companies are under NO obligation to pay you for days that you don't work. It is no more complex than that. However, if you work the final two weeks, then you are correct your employer is obligated to pay wages for the days you worked.

      Just because you offer to resign in two weeks does not mean your employer has to accept your offer. They can choose to accept your offer or they could just fire you right there on the spot. If they chose the latter option, you have no recourse and that employer is not obligated to pay your for the two weeks (because you didn't work those two weeks). It may suck but that's the way it is.

      Lots of companies pay the two weeks, thinking they can avoid the possibility of any litigation. The 2 weeks pay is a "cost of doing business" and they will often pay employees even if they are not reporting to work. But make no mistake, they don't have to do it that way.

      Honestly, it's no more complex than this: you should never expect to get paid for days you don't work. If you do, consider yourself lucky, take the money, and go quietly into the good night.

    30. Re:So. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      In addition, just because somethign is saved to a company PC does not make it company property. WHOOPS, I accidently saved a copy of Star Wars to the company PC, now they own it and will be suing Lucas for tons of cash.

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    31. Re:So. by Sancho · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lots of companies pay the two weeks, thinking they can avoid the possibility of any litigation. The 2 weeks pay is a "cost of doing business" and they will often pay employees even if they are not reporting to work. But make no mistake, they don't have to do it that way.

      More importantly, you could draw unemployment which affects your employer if they decide to fire you. They may decide that it's worth they two weeks pay (and work) to avoid dealing with the paperwork. If you quit, you don't usually qualify for unemployment.

    32. Re:So. by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      giving two weeks notice is a courtesy that I am extending ...and paying that 2 weeks salary is a courtesy your employer extends. If you leave, then you should expect to forgo the 2 weeks salary. That seems fair to me.

      Not exactly.
      If you give 2 weeks notice, then your actual resignation date is that point two weeks in the future.
      You are legally obligated to show up for work and do your job until that time, unless your employer says otherwise.
      By the same token, regardless of whether your employer sends you home, they are legally obligated to pay you until that time.
      Failure to pay you for doing your job (even if that job has been modified such that your responsibility is now to not show up to work, e.g. "gardening leave") puts them in an actionable position. At the very least it would be considered termination, for which you should be entitled severance pay. At most, it's breach of contract, which can carry a much heavier penalty than the two-week's pay they would have owed you.

      Especially for many of the people reading /. (e.g. developer, sysadmin, etc), if there's someone else who can do your job it's in your employer's best interest to simply tell you not to come in, and give you your remaining dues at the end of the next pay period.
      It's really in your best interest too. If you're ordered not to be on-site, can prove you're not on site (e.g. you've handed in your keycard, there's no log of you in security footage, etc), then you have plausible deniability should something negative happen as a result of your leaving.
      If you still have access, they point any failures on you and hold you liable.

    33. Re:So. by Americano · · Score: 1

      But on slashdot, we parse these things literally - if the word doesn't fit, you must acquit.

    34. Re:So. by OnePumpChump · · Score: 1

      It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. (Rather, the attitude that leads to that is.)

    35. Re:So. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      No, it's still stupid, because thieves with any brains will steal data while they can, and well before they get fired.

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    36. Re:So. by tacokill · · Score: 1

      Listen, there is no 2 weeks notice that has any meaning from an employee unless the employer accepts those terms. You can offer 2 weeks all you want but it has no meaning until the employer says "agreed". Then and only then is it a contract.

      The alternative is that the employer rejects your offer, fires you, and you get nothing. There is nothing in place to prevent that from happening. Again, just because you offer it doesn't mean the employer has to accept your offer of resignation.

      This assertion that just because you offer it, an employer must abide is crazy. It is not supported by law or precedence and I don't understand why so many slashdotters miss this. It should be obvious by now that employers can hire/fire at-will in the USA and there are only a few instances where that isn't the case (race, sex, color, sexual preference, etc)

    37. Re:So. by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      And any smart person will save information they consider important periodically throughout the year, even with no intent to quit or knowledge of getting fired.

    38. Re:So. by gorzek · · Score: 1

      I've had friends who turned in their 2-week notice and were fired on the spot. No severance, obviously, and they couldn't get unemployment, either, since they'd tendered a resignation.

    39. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and that's why I make secret regular backups of all the code I write at work ;)

      (Not to steal trade secrets or anything, just for personal reference later on.)

    40. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      not to inflame anyone, but as an IT guy, I frequently got the notices at one company about firings long before the employee did. the employee would either find out from HR or when they went to go work on something that was now secured from them. IT would basically lock them out of anything important and go over all the places the employee could save files on their local system and their user directory and turn them over to their manager, so the next employee filling the space could just continue on their work. A physical escort out of the building was usual too. This even happened to the CIO (who I hated, so I laughed my ass off when he was met at the front door of the building by security cause his badge didn't open the door).

      quitting yourself was different though. they treated you nice. I even gave that company 3 months notice about quitting so I could wrap up a 500 firewall deployment and not get tied up in new projects. it was just the firings, they were paranoid about people being bitter.

    41. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can wrap up any lose ends

      Points for originality: although zillions of people get loose and lose confused, you do it the other way round!

    42. Re:So. by bberens · · Score: 1

      At the very least I generally have some relatively recent copy of source code at my house when I was working from home on a project. While I wouldn't do anything unethical with that source code (such as sell it or whatever) I probably wouldn't go out of my way to make sure I deleted every bit of it off my PC. There's a good chance that based on the wording of the survey I could be in the "bad" category even though I'm clearly not (imho).

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    43. Re:So. by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, unless you've assigned copyright as part of a hiring agreement (usually the case), you own the copyright to work you produce. I don't think it's exactly right in a work for hire situation, then again talk to a few wedding photographers sometime. I would suggest reading any hire agreement, I usually line out anything that applies to work I do outside the workplace, which is imho over-reaching.

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    44. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remind me not to hire you.

    45. Re:So. by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For example, it mentions 'contacts'. Now, if you are a salesman AND the company introduced you to those contacts, then that would be company product. But if you are a computer programmer, copying your contacts is NOT stealing from the company. Furthermore, the courts have also ruled that even if you ARE a salesman, that taking contacts with you that you developed without aid from your company is again, NOT stealing (this is despite the stock brokerage firms repeatedly trying to ignore this law.)

      Exactly. The moment they mentioned contacts, that invalidated their entire study because it defined as illegal something that quite often is not illegal.

      As for "electronic files", again, a lot of employers allow employees to keep their own electronic files on work machines, so it's not necessarily stealing anything. Ditto for email messages, so the employee's attitude could easily be "take everything and delete the work-related stuff later". Which, of course, turns into "never", but that's not because they care about the work stuff, but rather because they realize they haven't looked for any personal email in that mailbox in ten years.

      Small office supplies? Well, it's not like the employer is going to put those pens back in the stock room anyway, since they're half empty. And more to the point, they've used their own pens for work, so why not use work's pens for home, too. This may well fall into the category of justifiable, if not strictly legal. And if people are being honest, they have at least a few pens and paper clips from work at home anyway, just from having forgotten that the pens were clipped to their shirts, from having brought paperwork home to work on, etc. So my guess is that this number is low, not because they were raiding the supply closet one last time, but because it would take too much effort to sort out whose pens belong to whom.

      So you're left with only one that matters: "product information". Given that the legality of most of the other questions depends on where you are and on how the question was worded, I have little faith in that one, either. Just saying.

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    46. Re:So. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Points for originality: although zillions of people get loose and lose confused, you do it the other way round!

      However, unlike the other way around, this could be an honest typo: he might have accidentally only typed one 'o', thinking he had struck the key twice, and then not noticed before hitting "submit". Also, this is a mistake that Firefox's built-in spell checker wouldn't catch.

      It's a LOT harder to accidentally strike a key twice when you only mean to strike it once, so "lose" -> "loose" is pretty much always a sign of ignorance of the language.

    47. Re:So. by stanlyb · · Score: 0

      If you are going to leave in 2 weeks, are you really going to fix anything at all? Or train anyone? Or do anything useful? What is the point? Salary increase? Bonus? Career advancement? You Are Leaving. PERIOD.

    48. Re:So. by zill · · Score: 1

      Please clearly read my options A and B. I have never stated that I should be paid for non-working days. I simply said that it's illegal not to get paid for the last two weeks. If I tender my resignation and the company fires me on the spot, my last two weeks would have been the previous two weeks.

    49. Re:So. by MBaldelli · · Score: 1

      Escorting people out of the building and revoking their access privileges the second they get fired is actually warranted?

      Having recently left a job, I took nothing from my desk. No office supplies, no company information, no customer information. Nothing. I did instead leave a box of gel-pens ($10.00), a Blue-Tooth Cordless headset ($200) to someone that asked for it. I left my card, my security keyfob, and the original headset that was given to me on my boss' desk with a thank you card and a note explaining that I would be getting in contact with his manager to discuss some of the issues as to why I left and do so in a professional manner.

      Perhaps if companies stopped anally raping their employees without lubrication, treating them with a shred of dignity instead of potential criminals, and paid them somewhere reasonable, perhaps this feel for employees to feel like they should steal from the company as they felt the company had stolen from them would be less likely to happen.

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    50. Re:So. by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Almost everything is work for hire unless stated otherwise. You really can only claim otherwise if you are a contractor and your contract specifies it. Photographers specifically mention that in their agreements.

    51. Re:So. by stanlyb · · Score: 0

      You are missing something. The 2 weeks notice is exactly that, NOTICE. All that you are saying to your employer is that in max 2 weeks you will LEAVE the company. Legally. No matter what. The employer cannot reject it (keeping you as an employee). BUT, if the employer decides to fire you before that date, well, this is pretty big mistake, that is worth tested in court, and usually the employer is the looser, no matter what.

    52. Re:So. by MBaldelli · · Score: 1

      I actually support removing access privileges instantly in all cases where the employee is leaving: even if they're working out their final two weeks or something, it's better to have them having to do their work through someone who needs to learn how to do their job, than it is to have them "writing documentation" or "doing training" or any of a number of other stupid transition methods.

      BellSouth had an excellent policy for this -- one that I was impressed with when I worked for them back in the late 90s. If an employee handed in their two week notice, BellSouth would let the employee go and pay the two weeks they were supposed to work there rather than letting them sabotage or slack the two weeks that they would be there before moving on.

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    53. Re:So. by spazdor · · Score: 1

      If their resignation bears a date later than the actual date of termination, how is the resignation legally cromulent in any way?

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    54. Re:So. by gorzek · · Score: 1

      It may not be, but most people aren't going to fight over 2 weeks' worth of unemployment when they were quitting anyway.

    55. Re:So. by sortadan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You should also keep a copy of your email when exiting if possible.

      True story time: A friend of mine was fired from a small cash-strapped company in Arizona. They had promised him bonus money for working nights and weekends for several months strait (amounting to nearly 50k). Instead of coming up with the money, the owner of the company decided it would be more advantageous to fire him (without true cause) and not pay up so the balance sheet of the company would look better for his board of directors meeting. The owner even tried to block my friends unemployment claim and invented reasons for dismissing him (lied in court).

      Fortunately for my friend, he backed up his work email before leaving. With the email record, he was able to show in court that his boss was a lying scumbag by producing contradicting documentation to his boss's sworn statements and get unemployment. Using the court record from the unemployment hearing showing that his employer fired hims without just cause, he was then able to sue his former employer and get recompensed for the promised bonus money (again producing the email record where his boss stated how he would be compensated and how they needed him to work like a dog for several months).

      Had he not backed up his work email it would have been his word against his former employer. He most likely would not have been able to get unemployment and definitely would have never seen a dime of the money that was promised to him.

      The moral of the story is that you need to weigh your employers security policy that's there to protect them, against what is required to protect yourself.

    56. Re:So. by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      not to inflame anyone, but as an IT guy, I frequently got the notices at one company about firings long before the employee did. the employee would either find out from HR or when they went to go work on something that was now secured from them.

      Uggh. I had that happen to me once.

      I was an admin for a small workgroup within our company. They were letting the VP we reported to go, but they needed to ensure that he'd not be able to access the machines once they did it.

      The guy from HR pulled me aside and told me I needed to start disabling the VPs accounts on the machines I controlled since they were going to sack him in an hour or so. He put me into a really awkward position, since I ended up seeing the VP before HR (he was asking why he couldn't log into the servers). I sort of stood there for a few moments with a stunned look and informed him the HR guy was looking for him.

      I never did respect the HR guy after that. I don't want to be involved in the process of locking out someone before they've been informed by someone in authority of this impending fact. It's really unfair to the poor schmuck who gets caught in the middle.

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    57. Re:So. by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that people quitting usually aren't the kind of people seeking revenge. It's the people that get fired or laid off that are the ones you have to worry about.

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    58. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm a dignified, honorable victim". I've heard similar stories before and I always wonder about the other party's POV.

      The passive-aggressive nature of your departure suggests the possibility that you were a pain-in-the-ass to work with. I wonder how you got along with your peers...

    59. Re:So. by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      Here's a question: Why do you give a shit?

      Just work the last 6 weeks, standard work day, no overtime, no busting your ass all night to get something done, then leave on your last day. They'll be stuck with a heap of trouble because they were morons and fired everyone. You'll be at your next job.

      Basically, you're not going to be around when the shit hits the fan and it wasn't your fault in the first place, so don't even worry about it.

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    60. Re:So. by galego · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... Or you could just anonymously hand it over to wikileaks ... They'll be sure to redact the names of your variables so they don't get hurt. ;-)

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    61. Re:So. by nacturation · · Score: 1

      If you are going to leave in 2 weeks, are you really going to fix anything at all? Or train anyone? Or do anything useful? What is the point? Salary increase? Bonus? Career advancement? You Are Leaving. PERIOD.

      If you're leaving from your fast food job, then yeah... who really cares. Training likely isn't your job anyways. But if you're a professional, there's quite a few reasons why you'd want to do this:

      • Pride in your work. Do you really want to slack off and do nothing useful in your last two weeks? Fix nothing that breaks?
      • Future employment. It's a really, really small world. News gets around if you're the type of person who leaves their employer high and dry when you're leaving.
      • References. A lot of really good employers do check references and similar to the point above, if you burn your bridges you'll sabotage your own future.
      • Even during your last two weeks, you're still being paid to perform. You can still get fired. While various regulations may be in place to give someone time to improve their performance such that two weeks won't really matter, this is not the way to go.
      • Imagine your employer posting on their blog or Twitter account: "What do you do when you have an employee leaving but they refuse to do their job for the last two weeks?" Won't future employers sure find it interesting when they research your last employer and find that that posting was very coincidental with when you left the company...

      Your attitude indicates that you're not the type of person I'd either want to hire or have to work with.

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    62. Re:So. by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't have been awkward. You should have simply told the VP you were making some changes and left it at that. It is interesting feeling talking to someone you know is about to be gone but that's it. There is no good reason to lose respect for HR for doing their job. The only ding against HR is for not telling you what to do in case you do see the VP.

    63. Re:So. by kz45 · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps if companies stopped anally raping their employees without lubrication, treating them with a shred of dignity instead of potential criminals, and paid them somewhere reasonable, perhaps this feel for employees to feel like they should steal from the company as they felt the company had stolen from them would be less likely to happen."

      You aren't forced to work anywhere. If you feel you are being raped by your company...leave. Most people that I hear complaining like you just don't have the balls to quit. At this point, it's as much your employer's fault as it is yours.

    64. Re:So. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Because when someone does do something in that two week period (take client data, etc), then the company is going to be seen as more to blame since they knew the person was leaving and should have stopped them.

      If the person took it when the company was unaware they were planning to leave, then the company has a greater chance of sticking the consequences all on that one person.

      It's simple CYA. It's also ass covering for the leaver - if something happens in that two weeks they are going to be the prime suspect so it's better for them if they can show they have no access anymore and it couldn't have been them.

    65. Re:So. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't have been awkward. You should have simply told the VP you were making some changes and left it at that.

      Well, I'd know him for several years and had shared drinks with him. Standing in front of someone and bald-faced lying to them isn't a skill I've ever worked on perfecting, and not one I've ever felt I wanted to.

      There is no good reason to lose respect for HR for doing their job. The only ding against HR is for not telling you what to do in case you do see the VP.

      The HR guy had demonstrated himself to be an oily, lying b@stard on several occasions. This was just the last straw. As I recall, he was let go within 3 months.

      I simply don't want to be drawn into it. Handling those moments isn't what they paid me for, it's what they paid him for. Keep me the hell out of it.

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    66. Re:So. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      At my present employer they will terminate you on the spot if you are going to a competitor (or presumably if you don't tell them where you're going). The natural reaction to this is that people burn all their vacation before they quit, pack up their stuff, back up whatever data they want to back up, and then show up to work to be walked out as soon as they quit. For simply leaving it's between you and your boss but I can't imagine my boss not wanting two weeks of my time to transfer what I'm doing to someone else.

      If they lay you off or fire you, you get walked instantly. If they're giving you severance (and they don't always) then you better make sure you don't sign until your personal property is returned. If they're not giving you severance it's time to try to blackmail them, and in most large corporations there's usually something you can use if you have the balls to do it (and if you don't, get some).

      There's a lot of bullshit out there, it's all ok unless you get caught. If you get caught make sure that the consequences are paid between you and your employer, not the general public.

    67. Re:So. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      That makes no sense. If you're giving two weeks notice you're ONLY doing it to train your replacement. If you do not have any real intention of training your replacement, why bother to actually do work!?? You're outta there!

      When negotiating with a new employer about a start date, it's very hard to get a start date far enough in the future to get some time off (esp since you're losing vacation days etc. in the process). If you can get a full month it's a miracle, at least with large employers that have large applicant pools. That two weeks you're extending to your current employer is exceptionally generous and a bit risky (especially since these days your employer will fire you/lay you off on the spot, with no notice and no warning and possibly no severence, because it was convenient to them). If you're going to do it, do it right, otherwise you're not fooling anyone.

    68. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if they fire you the day you submit your 2 week notice. Duhhh

    69. Re:So. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      If they want to go ahead and quit, that's fine. It's the same situation we're going to be in in two weeks anyway. If I'm paying for them, then they can do it my way.

      As for "training" you know that's bullshit. If you have access, people will have you working constantly for the last two weeks, and no one getting anything but the most cursory training.

      Taking away their access forces them to work with someone who has access, someone who gets actual experience, and not just shitty verbal instructions, or cryptic written instructions.

      Also, frankly, it cuts down on the bullshit where every manager in the building gets "one last project" in with the short timer, and then he leaves a ton of poorly tested crap lying around when he goes.

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    70. Re:So. by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      If I need a wheel invented, I'd rather hire someone who has invented wheels before and has a good idea of how it's done.

      We can sort out the details with the patent attorneys later, but I'd like my wheel tomorrow.

    71. Re:So. by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      The guy from HR pulled me aside and told me I needed to start disabling the VPs accounts on the machines I controlled since they were going to sack him in an hour or so. He put me into a really awkward position, since I ended up seeing the VP before HR (he was asking why he couldn't log into the servers). I sort of stood there for a few moments with a stunned look and informed him the HR guy was looking for him.

      Here, they pull the future former employee into an HR meeting and tell IT simultaneously. We tell HR that their access has been disabled, then HR has security take the former employee outside.

      Slightly less stressful, and an option you might be able to suggest if you're ever stuck in this unenviable position.

    72. Re:So. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Escorting people out of the building and revoking their access privileges the second they get fired is actually warranted?

      No, because nothing stops them from stealing data prior to that, and knowing they're going ot be treated in such a way is not going to create any loyalty or goodwill that might stop them.

      Treat people like shit under your heel and you shouldn't be surprised that they'll return the favour. Corporate America only has itself to blame for the lack of loyalty of its peons. I guess said serfs really internalized the "greed is good" mantra they've been hearing for years.

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    73. Re:So. by adolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this is fine, but I'm not a lawyer.

      If I were, I might say that the academic value of the code you've written on company time is the company's, as well. I might suggest that you are, therefore, stealing. The cleverness of the code that you're reviewing was bought and paid for by the company that employed you at the time.

      Now, again, I don't personally feel that it should be a problem. I've even taken software (quick scripts and the like -- I generally suck at coding proper) from job to job for the same reasons.

      But I find myself asking myself about a hypothetical tool and die maker who leaves one job for another. With him, he takes a rough sketch of a special machine tool that he'd created for his previous employer, just so it's easier for him to remember how he came up with the design further down the road. To aid him academically, in otherwords.

      And somehow, I find myself having a different opinion of the tool and die maker's act. It seems a lot more like proper theft, to me, than keeping a copy of some code snippets around.

      I am not sure why I think this way, but I do.

      So, I ask: If you, Joe Coder, were a tool and die maker instead of a software monkey, would it be OK to take an overview of your ideas with you when you switched jobs?

    74. Re:So. by zill · · Score: 1

      If you get fired when you submit your notice, then they're still legally obligated to pay you for your last two weeks of work - the previous two weeks.

    75. Re:So. by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      They'll be stuck with a heap of trouble because they were morons and fired everyone. You'll be at your next job as a contractor finishing the product for them at twice the pay. Woo hoo! win-win!

      At least that is what I commonly see with these 'let's fire the development team' events at companies that end up staying in business.

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    76. Re:So. by stanlyb · · Score: 0

      I see that you are either employer, or simply one-sided man. Now i am the position do defense myself of something that i did not say, nor intended to do. Lol, man, take it easy, the world is not black and white, but COLORFUL. Now sit down and read very carefully what i said, and not what you think i said. And btw, doing something useful for the company, means not only fixing the bugs, but actually giving the appropriate support. You, Are, Leaving. What kind of support you are going to provide!!!!!!!!

    77. Re:So. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      It's funny how people can't seem to get the timing right on account setups and closures.

      Its always

      "The new guy is at his desk, and he doesn't have a computer." And you go "What new guy? I wasn't informed"

      And then inversely its "Jacobs is being sacked tomorrow, friday, at 5:00pm. Secure his stuff."

      I'd much rather be told about new people in advance and told about people leaving after the fact.

    78. Re:So. by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      We (on termination, not severance) lock out the person's domain account while they are in the meeting with their manager and HR. IT is notified ~ 1 day in advance if possible and we are given the time of the meeting. A job is scheduled that will kick off a script at the proscribed time. Works quite well.

      For severance the employee has limited to full access (depends on the managers decision). All the people that made the point already, if someone is planning on leaving with data, then they've already pulled the data before giving notice, so treating people who are giving notice won't stop any loss to speak of, and will alienate the genuinely good people.

      Only twice have we had a problem with this system one was a facilities guy who decided to have fun with the network connected building lights at night flicking them on and off in a rather interesting pattern. As far as problems go that's minor. The other time was someone going to a competitor with secret design data. When the competitor found out they called us and asked what we wanted to do. He was sacked and arrested before he left their building the same day.
      -nB

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    79. Re:So. by hibji · · Score: 1

      Just curious, but how did the court verify that the emails were indeed genuine? I would think a good lawyer would be able to challenge that and get them thrown out.

    80. Re:So. by roju · · Score: 1

      My take-away from a media law course was that this is not at all the case. Courts tend to err on the side of not a work-for-hire, unless specified in writing. So most contracts involving works covered by copyright contain language along the lines of "everything produced is a work-for-hire, and in the case that it's not considered a work-for-hire (i.e. by the courts), the contracted party transfers all rights to the employer." IANAL, YMMV.

    81. Re:So. by Securityemo · · Score: 1

      I am not an industry programmer, but this is a very good question. I'd say yes, if nothing because it's a necessary practice to prevent companies from sucking their employees brains dry. Also, what's the difference between a person who keeps the design notes and someone who simply has a very clear memory of the design?

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    82. Re:So. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      He put me into a really awkward position, since I ended up seeing the VP before HR (he was asking why he couldn't log into the servers). I sort of stood there for a few moments with a stunned look and informed him the HR guy was looking for him.

      I would have said "I'll look into it, but in the meantime, HR is looking for you." However, it's a major screw up if terminated employees notice they have lost access to something, before EVERYTHING has been revoked, leaving them a window to get suspicious, and reek havock.

      I don't want to be involved in the process of locking out someone before they've been informed by someone in authority of this impending fact. It's really unfair to the poor schmuck who gets caught in the middle.

      It takes time, and it would be woefully incompetent to fire someone while they still have access. And it's not always practical to hold them in HR for 3 hours as you get the work done. You should have had more than an hour's warning, and should have been given far better instructions.

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    83. Re:So. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      you should never expect to get paid for days you don't work.

      If you're on salary, and routinely working overtime without getting extra pay because of it, it's perfectly reasonable to expect to get paid for your sick days and vacation days. Sick every day for two whole weeks right after your two-weeks notice? My employer can try to prove I wasn't sick, or else they'd better pay me every last cent...

      That's a bit of an exaggeration (limits to consecutive sick days), but still basically true.

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    84. Re:So. by k31bang · · Score: 1

      That's pointless. Better to confiscate all their personal digital equipment.

      Taking their fingers off is a little drastic don't you think?

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    85. Re:So. by nacturation · · Score: 1

      You are going to do your job to the best of your ability, whether you have two weeks left or two years. You seem unable to grasp this basic concept.

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    86. Re:So. by will_die · · Score: 1

      That depends on what the employee handbook, or similar info, states. Most states have held that employee handbooks are considered to be a contract so if not followed companies run into legal problems.

    87. Re:So. by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      Surely the moral of the story is not to be crazy enough to do 50Ks worth of overtime, especially for a cash-strapped company!

    88. Re:So. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A chap at one place I worked foind out he was fired when his compnay car appeared on the noticeboard asking if anyone wanted to make an offer over 3k for it. He thought he was getting a new car ...

    89. Re:So. by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      When you are an employee, there is no question that the works are owned by the company. In fact, it is common for them to ask if you are working on any outside projects that relate to their business. I am currently a full-time employee and I absolutely never bring source code home or bring my personal source code to work.

      It is different as a contractor.

      I am a computer programmer who has been contracting on and off for about 10 years. I have never encountered a contract that made any statements about who owns the work. When ShoeCorp contracts me to write a database tracking what shoelaces are compatible with the different types of shoes they make, and I charge them an hourly rate to do it, it is pretty clear that they own the software.

      Perhaps it is different for artists, but realistically, if ShoeCorp Inc. contracts you to draw a logo with a shoe that says "ShoeCorp is the best!" I cannot image a court would uphold your claim that you own the logo.

    90. Re:So. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I save stuff locally in case someone lunches the version control server and can't restore from backups. It's happened more than once in my career.

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  2. Sad Clown:( by jimktrains · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's actually pretty saddening. I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(

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    1. Re:Sad Clown:( by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Agreed.

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    2. Re:Sad Clown:( by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(

      Well, at least they were honest with the survey taker...

    3. Re:Sad Clown:( by davev2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why should people be trustworthy to a company they can't trust and would fire them with no notice for trumped up reasons all so some manager can get better office furniture or an executive can get a bigger bonus?

    4. Re:Sad Clown:( by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So working for a company that treats you like shit, cuts your pay, bullies you to work long hours, and then fires you is fine, but walking with a couple of boxes of pens is sacrilege?

      I don't put myself in that sort of position: I don't usually have much trouble finding work, so I walk before I get stressed to that point. But I can certainly understand why a basically honest person might feel entitled to rip off a dishonest employer.

      Honesty is a two way street.

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    5. Re:Sad Clown:( by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's actually pretty saddening. I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(

      Makes sense to me. Companies generally don't show any loyalty to their employees[0], so obviously employees are going to start behaving the same way.

      As ye sow, so shall ye reap, etc, etc. These organisations have no-one to blame but themselves.

      [0] The only exception to this I've seen in the last ~10 years is small, family run businesses where the employee knows the family socially.

    6. Re:Sad Clown:( by BattleApple · · Score: 1, Funny

      This just in.... people are douchebags!
      but seriously, I was also a bit surprised at the high numbers. I guess I'd be tempted to take some code I've written though.

    7. Re:Sad Clown:( by sobachatina · · Score: 1

      While I respect your opinion and enjoy your comments- I disagree with this one.

      Honesty is not a two way street for me. I try to be honest in my interactions regardless of the behavior of others.

      Or as I would think of it- why would I give a crooked employer the satisfaction of tainting my character?

    8. Re:Sad Clown:( by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In other words, "Yes, officer, there are Jews hiding in the basement."

      Also, contrary to popular opinion, there's nothing inherently dishonest about taking something which "belongs to someone else", tedious capitalist philosophers and their attempt to turn economics into physics notwithstanding. You might start getting dishonest when you swindle stuff from the company by lying, or if you start preaching about how you've never taken anything from anyone without paying. But announcing, "I'd take office supplies from my company if I was fired" and actually doing so is honest.

      Moreover, refusing to answer the question, "Did you steal stuff?" is not dishonest. Replying "no" to a question where lack of answer will be taken as a "yes" (i.e. no respect for silence) can be argued as not dishonest.

      Those who argue with appeals to emotion use words like "honest" to mean "abides by the principles I preach". That's not a reasonable definition.

    9. Re:Sad Clown:( by jimktrains · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because stealing is wrong?

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    10. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually pretty saddening. I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(

      Well, your company doesn't have any loyalty to you, so why should you have it for them?

      When I was "downsized" from my last job, I had already archived most of what I wanted to preserve for my personal records -- my email is mine to keep, and I don't care what they say about it. Same goes for my years of notes and lab books -- that's my property thank you. That's what I needed to write my resume for my next job, and to refer back to stuff.

      I also grabbed a couple of configured VM images and software licenses that I could use strictly for personal usage and testing.

      I'd never disclose trade secrets, or violate their copyright, or violate my non-compete, but after many years with them I was sure as hell going to keep this stuff for reference after investing so much of my time in it.

      Hell, I've got the entire source code for several products I worked on that were scrapped during my time. A lot of that represents many years of my hard work, and I'll be damned if it just vanishes into the corporate fogettery for nothing -- because, let's face it, this kind of stuff ends up on a computer that eventually gets scrapped and never reused. I'd watched it happen numerous times before. Companies whinge about their intellectual property, and then sack everybody who knows what it was, and then it's all bit rot from there.

      And, really, office supplies? I just consider those as part of my compensation package -- I take what I'm going to need so I can do my job. If a couple of spring-clips, highlighters, and post-it notes end up home with me, such is life. It's not like I took the printer or toner cartridges. Some percentage of office supplies are just the overhead of having employees, so I don't exactly feel like I've "stolen" anything.

    11. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but that sounds stupid. They don't care how they affect you. They won't get any satisfaction from "tainting your character", since they don't give two shits about you and won't ever think about you again. They aren't a cartoon villain, they just want to make money at your expense. What happens to you afterward is of no interest to them.

    12. Re:Sad Clown:( by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I agree. I value my personal integrity quite highly, more highly than my job, so I tend to quit when the latter threatens to compromise the former.

      I'm saying I understand why people would do it. I think often it's just symbolic: an attempt for them to salvage a little face, a little self-esteem from a crappy situation.

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    13. Re:Sad Clown:( by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      Why should people be trustworthy to a company they can't trust and would fire them with no notice for trumped up reasons all so some manager can get better office furniture or an executive can get a bigger bonus?

      And if the employee does that when leaving the company under his or her own volition to pursue better career opportunities? TFA says nothing about being fired, just leaving the job.

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    14. Re:Sad Clown:( by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      Well, at least they were honest with the survey taker...

      And we know this how?

    15. Re:Sad Clown:( by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      As far as it goes, I'm completely Ammoral and Mercenary. Unless there's something in it for me, it aint getting done.

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    16. Re:Sad Clown:( by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 1

      So working for a company that treats you like shit, cuts your pay, bullies you to work long hours, and then fires you is fine, but walking with a couple of boxes of pens is sacrilege?

      No one called it sacrilege, they called it dishonest, because those actions are considered to be theft. And yes, even if your employer is very, VERY mean to you, stealing things from him/her is still theft. It may or may not be justified, but there is no way to argue that it is not theft.

      Also, the survey didn't ask people if they would steal a couple boxes of pens from an employer that treated them like shit, cut their pay, bullied them into long hours, and fired them. Rather, the survey asked if people would steal office supplies and/or data from a job that they were leaving. That's all.

      In short, stop dramatizing the argument and stick with the facts.

    17. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while some see it funny that their own mothers call them "sotb", you've set a new standard.

      Thanks for autocriticism

    18. Re:Sad Clown:( by sobachatina · · Score: 1

      That makes sense to me.

      Thanks for the clarification.

    19. Re:Sad Clown:( by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Or were they...?

    20. Re:Sad Clown:( by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      I'm going to pretend I understood your comment and say there's a big difference between temptation and acting on temptation

    21. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an attempt for them to salvage a little face, a little self-esteem

      In my case, I managed to 'salvage' a rather nice (~$16000 at the time!) SGI workstation.

      I like to think that I value my personal integrity too, but to be honest, sexy hardware wins every time. ;)

    22. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, taking examples of your work with you when you leave, probably qualifies.

      Though I'd still consider that standard practice.

    23. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because two wrongs don't make a right?

    24. Re:Sad Clown:( by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Employee loyalty died when "personnel" became "human resources". When you treat people like a resource to be mined for your own gain why would they treat the company differently ?

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    25. Re:Sad Clown:( by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      Since you insist on going to Nazis to try making your silly argument, I'll speak to it on behalf of any of my fellow Jews who share my views. Yes, informing my hiding mother would have been honest. That said, it doesn't mean being honest was more important than saving her life by deceiving the murderers by pretending to raise her as a Christian. Virtues can and do conflict. You don't need to read volumes of Greek philosophy to understand this.

      Honesty is neither an appeal to emotion, nor a loosely defined idea. It is simply being truthful, and used often to signify being truthful regardless of perceived negative consequences to oneself. The word you're looking for "abides by the principles I preach" is "integrity", which is a self-accepted moral code. For example, I consider those who find honesty harmful to their convenience to lack integrity. Oh, the same goes for asshats who employ reductio ad Hitlerum so casually- go fuck yourself.

    26. Re:Sad Clown:( by ooji · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? Companies aren't loyal to them.

    27. Re:Sad Clown:( by Thnurg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure stealing is wrong, but copying data is not stealing. If I take code written in house for in-house use from one employer to another how has the old one lost anything if the new one starts using it in house?

      My own fall back is that some useful software that I have written for my current employer is now GPLed because I asked them if it could be. If I ever lose this job I'll be hawking my skills in setting up that software from one end of the country to the other.

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    28. Re:Sad Clown:( by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your morals =! other's morals. I'm sure folks out there who work 80 hours a week for months on end and then get shitcanned see it a tad bit differently (although I'm not defending stealing in any form, just the perspective)

    29. Re:Sad Clown:( by BradleyAndersen · · Score: 1

      OK, this and your last post -- are you a REAL person, or some kind of sad little bot trolling about? EVERYONE steals to some degree. I'd bet your purse on it, little lady.

    30. Re:Sad Clown:( by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      Then you would understand why I would rip you off if I felt you were dishonest with me?

    31. Re:Sad Clown:( by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      Ah, kids these days and their silly moral absolutes...

    32. Re:Sad Clown:( by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because stealing is wrong?

      So is most of the shit they pull on their employees but as they keep reminding us "It's just business." Morality doesn't come in to it.

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    33. Re:Sad Clown:( by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      So you would understand why I would rip you off if I felt you were dishonest with me?

    34. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it stealing if they arrived at that data through means you perceive as "wrong?"

      What's "wrong" if it's not illegal?

    35. Re:Sad Clown:( by sjames · · Score: 1

      Apparently stealing is only wrong if you're the little guy. If you steal enough boldly enough, there's a golden parachute waiting for you.

      At one time, employers were EXPECTED to provide lifelong employment or die trying. They expected loyalty in return for loyalty, fair enough. Now they expect loyalty in exchange for nothing. Big surprise employees don't feel so good about that deal. Most people just aren't that good at being pure mercenary but corporations are great at it. As a result, they get ripped off a bit each and every week. It's no surprise they might try to find some way to balance the books as they walk out the door.

      It's easy enough to rationalize that it's not stealing if they owe you more than you're taking. Certainly if you owe the bank it's not called stealing when they repo the car.

    36. Re:Sad Clown:( by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      I think it's ethical to go after customers of a former employer if that former employer fires you - and you didn't sign a non-compete.

      Business is war. You worked with those customers, you have their contact information in your possession, right? Sounds like a no brainer. Call them up. Especially if the former employer is no longer able to meet their needs - you'd be happy to help them out! Quitting and taking customers with you? Well... Not ethical for sure but right or wrong you're not going to give yourself a good name. Maybe in certain industries it's that cutthroat. But in those industries there would likely be non-competes in place to stop that from happening.

      Stealing office supplies? Not cool. Scrapped equipment thats being thrown away but you have a use for it? Two thumbs up.

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      Flappinbooger isn't my real name
    37. Re:Sad Clown:( by Americano · · Score: 1

      Because my ethics are not simply a function of fear of punishment by my employer? If my employer treats me poorly, I leave and find a new job with an employer who will treat me better. Being treated poorly prompts me to find a new job, but it doesn't entitle me to behave unethically to exact some sort of stupid "revenge" against my employer. Losing capable engineers to their competition is punishment enough for them.

    38. Re:Sad Clown:( by jpapon · · Score: 1

      Woh woh woh. Yes, perhaps the Nazi reference was a bit over the top. But it wasn't an important part of the poster's comment.

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    39. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people would have hoped companies were more honest and trustworthy. Look at where that's got us.

    40. Re:Sad Clown:( by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Indeed, when I quit my last job I more or less just walked off the job and told pretty much everybody I ran into what prompted it. There wasn't much the company could do about it because my complaints were well documented and they pretty much just had to take the hit to their reputation. Personally I would've preferred to have handled it in a more professional way, but after all the theft and dishonesty by the company I had just lost all interest in manners.

    41. Re:Sad Clown:( by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Someone else's wrong does not give you a free pass to also commit wrong against them. You might feel justified, but it's still wrong.

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      "16MB (fuck off, MiB fascists)" - The Mighty Buzzard
    42. Re:Sad Clown:( by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Sure stealing is wrong, but copying data is not stealing.

      Under the right circumstances, yes it is.

      --
      "16MB (fuck off, MiB fascists)" - The Mighty Buzzard
    43. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about justification. It's about calling them out on their bullshit. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

    44. Re:Sad Clown:( by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's getting more and more difficult. I try to avoid doing business of any kind with any entity that might tempt me to be less than honest (by making me feel it's necessary to counterbalance their dishonesty), but it's getting AWFULLY hard to find such entities.

      The options are slowly closing down to compromise my ideals or pick out my hermitage. The thing is, sitting naked in a cave waiting for a bowl of gruel isn't really high on my list of life aspirations.

      If the right really gave a crap about family values or religion of any sort, fixing that situation would be number one on their agenda.

    45. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is surfing /. while at work. ;)

    46. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's so fucking naive. Where have you been in the last decade, under a rock?

      You can't trust companies at ALL. Period. Not as an employee, not as an investor, nor as a consumer.

      Wake the fuck up.

    47. Re:Sad Clown:( by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. If the environment you live in is devoid of morals, then you can't fault someone who has no control over the environment for not bothering to act morally.

      As the other poster said, "what's good for the goose is good for the gander". If companies want moral behavior from employees, they need to act moral themselves. They don't do that any more, so they have no right to expect moral behavior. Fuck 'em.

      If the society is collapsing due to immorality, then the people at the top of society only have themselves to blame.

    48. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I outsourced my honesty to some guy in india.. As it was far too expensive to produce in-house anymore.

    49. Re:Sad Clown:( by bkaul01 · · Score: 1

      Those who argue with appeals to emotion use words like "honest" to mean "abides by the principles I preach". That's not a reasonable definition.

      On the contrary, according to both common usage and the the dictionary, it's quite a reasonable definition.

    50. Re:Sad Clown:( by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Ignoring your heart attack because I've brought up something you consider sacred, I think you'll find we're actually agreeing with each other: honest does not necessarily imply moral, and moral does not necessarily imply honest.

      In particular, it's not necessarily dishonest (in the sense of lying or somehow misrepresenting) to "steal" from your ex-employer, and it might be dishonest to declare that you're not housing any Jews but it isn't immoral. "[T]o be honest in my interactions regardless of the behavior of others," seems an inappropriate maxim; whether it is morally appropriate to be honest with others might very well depend on their behaviour.

    51. Re:Sad Clown:( by stanlyb · · Score: 0

      Or, as a rule of the thumb, if someone asks me dishonest question, i feel it is fair and honest to lie like a .... lawyer.

    52. Re:Sad Clown:( by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. It's copyright infringement. It can't be "stealing" if it never leaves the owner's possession.

    53. Re:Sad Clown:( by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      You're splitting hairs, as is everyone who makes this stupid claim. If it's taking something that you have no right to take, it is stealing. End of story.

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      "16MB (fuck off, MiB fascists)" - The Mighty Buzzard
    54. Re:Sad Clown:( by spazdor · · Score: 1

      But it wasn't an important part of the poster's comment.

      All the more reason not to include it.

      --
      DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
    55. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least they were honest with the survey take

      Only 49% of them :-)

    56. Re:Sad Clown:( by HeckRuler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? You don't get the idea that you can't take an idea away from someone? (short of serious drugs and lobotomy)

      Like, your sig. I've read your sig. I've "taken it". I know it now. I don't particularly get it, but I could repeat it if need be. What have you lost? Where is the theft? What was stolen?

      The state of that information being public or private doesn't change any of that. It makes the the act a breach of privacy, copyright infringement, or espionage. But not theft.

      It's kind of a nitpicky distinction, like the difference between manslaughter and murder, but it's there.

    57. Re:Sad Clown:( by CensorshipDonkey · · Score: 1

      You can't take something that is non-unique. If you are not deprived of something, I have not stolen anything from you. You are the one splitting hairs using varying definitions of words.

    58. Re:Sad Clown:( by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No it's not, it's murder. If you disagree, you're just splitting hairs over terminology.

    59. Re:Sad Clown:( by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      But it wasn't an important part of the poster's comment.

      Neither was my telling him off, yet that's all you found to comment about? ;)

    60. Re:Sad Clown:( by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Heart attack? Nope. Just pointing out how dickish you're being using something considered bad form by people who don't have personal reasons for feeling that way.

      Agreeing? Hardly. My point was that honesty is moral. Just not the only thing to keep in mind making a decision like, you know, your pointless ugly extremist example.

      Here my argument, put simply, just for you:

      Lying to someone is being dishonest towards them. Period. That you choose to be dishonest in order to serve a more important morality does not diminish the fact that its dishonest. That said the dishonesty does not diminish the moral value of your choice if it was indeed the proper action.

      Now let's look at your argument, which is the bizarro-version:

      You're trying to absolve stealing, an act considered by every society I've ever heard of to be immoral, by simply lying about your theft, another immoral act. You're trying to take theft and squeeze through as "not necessarily immoral"... because it... may not be properly considered to be described with the word "dishonest"? Regardless of whether lying is right or wrong, it's still no excuse for the point at hand- the choice made to steal. Sounds like you don't really have a good argument for that idiotic premise that stealing is fine. Sorry but I can't help you on that fool's errand. Here's a tip to shorten your journey though- count the appearances of "dishonest" in England's definition of the word "theft".

    61. Re:Sad Clown:( by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Just pointing out how dickish you're being using something considered bad form by people who don't have personal reasons for feeling that way.

      Is this a corrupt version of "remember lest we forget"? Make untouchable lest we learn? Wail when the topic is brought up lest it be used to aid in moral discussions rather than as a reason to go off on an emotional fit?

      My point was that honesty is moral.

      "Honesty" is, except when used in its most woolly "whatever I agree with" sense, a word to describe objectively how someone proceeds in a particular circumstance (truth vs misrepresentation, where silence is a grey area). It is neither inherently moral nor inherently immoral. It depends on the wider context. I thought you understood this from your previous post, but it appears you don't.

      To say "honesty is moral" is as absurd as to say "the use of guns is immoral". You need to look at the context.

      You're trying to absolve stealing, an act considered by every society I've ever heard of to be immoral

      Nonsense. Even those insane Objectivists consider stealing a moral act in emergencies, e.g. finding some food in storage after a shipwreck, as long as you later pay back who you have stolen from. This whole thread is ample demonstration that few people consider stealing from an exploitative corporation which fucks you over to be immoral - it's just a way of reaching inches along the mile-long road to justice. And many societies would, rather than redefine "stealing", simply redefine "ownership" - and not regard the means of production as belonging to businessmen, but to the worker, or to the community, or to the nation.

      You're trying to take theft and squeeze through as "not necessarily immoral"... because it... may not be properly considered to be described with the word "dishonest"?

      The ellipses don't disguise your attempt to build a strawman.

    62. Re:Sad Clown:( by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Except it's not. End of Story

      See? Anyone can say "end of story" and it doesn't ever settle matters one way or the other (unless it's your wife!)

    63. Re:Sad Clown:( by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      By your moral system. Not everyone shares that.

      I sit between the two of you. If the wrong was big enough, I'm then justified in my wrong.

      Congratulations! You are beginning to see that the world is not black and white, and not everyone subscribes to the same moral system as you!

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    64. Re:Sad Clown:( by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      The point being that 'honesty' doesn't apply here. There is such a thing as an honest thief.

      The problem is that you all want to discuss this while ignoring the law, which means the term "illegal" no longer applies. This really only leaves you with "moral" and "amoral" - which, unfortunately, are terms relative to the speaker and are not suitable for a discussion that actually means anything. Trying to use them as such only gets people riled up... just like what we just witnessed.

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      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    65. Re:Sad Clown:( by smellotron · · Score: 1

      But I can certainly understand why a basically honest person might feel entitled to rip off a dishonest employer.

      Honesty is a two way street.

      My momma always used to say, "Two wrongs don't make a right." A feeling of entitlement does not justify dishonesty. If you want revenge, at least be open about it.

    66. Re:Sad Clown:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your morals =! other's morals.

      You are correct. Morally I could never put the exclamation mark on that side of the equals.

    67. Re:Sad Clown:( by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      There is such a thing as an honest thief.

      Yeah, I could probably google this, but ... please explain further.

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      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    68. Re:Sad Clown:( by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Honesty has nothing to do with obeying laws or respecting the ideas of property.

      1. the quality or fact of being honest; uprightness and fairness.
      2. truthfulness, sincerity, or frankness.
      3. freedom from deceit or fraud.

      There are a few other definitions that don't matter (botany, etc) but my point is:

      Stealing something has nothing to do with honesty, unless you trick your way into the position to take it (or cover for it).

      Honesty just isn't the word you all are wanting.

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      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    69. Re:Sad Clown:( by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Gotcha, thanks :)

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      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    70. Re:Sad Clown:( by lanner · · Score: 1

      Every company that I've ever worked for has taught me that stealing is right.

    71. Re:Sad Clown:( by Geminii · · Score: 1

      So working for a company that treats you like shit, cuts your pay, bullies you to work long hours, and then fires you is fine, but walking with a couple of boxes of pens is sacrilege?

      Nope, just demeaning. If a box of pens is the best thing you can find to pilfer, then either the employer isn't worth stealing from or you're not thinking creatively enough.

      Wiping your workstation back to the bare metal when it contains the only copy of some essential contract-retaining data you produced, having already carefully 'let slip' to your boss a month ago that such things could be (expensively) re-created in an emergency by Totally-Not-You-In-Glasses-And-A-Mustache.com... now isn't that just so much more satisfying, when they'd had every chance in the world for six months to back up that data to corporate servers?

  3. So few take office supplies? by CeruleanDragon · · Score: 1

    To be honest I'm a little surprised that so few would take office supplies. I would expect that to account for at least 80% of those who would take anything. It's how I got my red Swingline stapler. I like it because it binds less.

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    1. Re:So few take office supplies? by srk2040 · · Score: 0

      You realize, the next person that gets hired will have their own office supplies and what ever left on the desk would be thrown out. So to help with the environment, just take all the stuff off your desk and clear the room for the next vato.

    2. Re:So few take office supplies? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      To be honest I'm a little surprised that so few would take office supplies.

      And most wouldn't wait to be fired before taking them...

    3. Re:So few take office supplies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More would take office supplies, but as soon as they reach for a box of paper clips they hear this voice inside their head and decide not to steal. Clippy is powerful that way. That may be his only use in the world.

      You didn't think that voice was the voice of reason and morality, did you? Sheesh.

    4. Re:So few take office supplies? by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      A lot of companies buy the cheapest office supplies they can find. Pens that stop working after half a page, hole punches that only go through three pages. Whiteout tape that doesn't stick. They can keep it!

    5. Re:So few take office supplies? by CeruleanDragon · · Score: 1

      Very true, but it still keeps me from having to buy the junk. :)

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  4. Well the companies take your soul.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... we are just getting even.

    1. Re:Well the companies take your soul.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      So, how many staplers does the soul cost?

    2. Re:Well the companies take your soul.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so underpaid I could steal at least one company car right now and not feel any guilt :P

      Actually I'm only half joking...

    3. Re:Well the companies take your soul.... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      ... how many staplers does the soul cost?

      Current market value is 7.85 generic staplers, but only 1 model 747 red Swingline - but buy fast, the market is heating up...

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      That is all.
  5. Code? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've got a number of code libraries that migrate with me, but that's about it. Most of it I've opensourced at various times anyway. Far as I'm concerned, that sort of thing belongs to me in the first place.

    Usually works out to their advantage: I had a guy contact me about some python code (my name is always in the header, along with my permanent email), and it turned out I was still using it, and had updated it enough to fix the problems that he was having with it. I was trying to figure out how he'd gotten his hands on such an old version when the email address registered.

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    1. Re:Code? by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'd love to maintain code you've worked on. Sometimes you're lucky just to find the name of the author, if only to know who to curse under your breath (or out loud if it gets bad enough).

      --
      Apparently wizard is not a legitimate career path, so I chose programmer instead.
    2. Re:Code? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      IT works out to everyone's advantage and I agree this is a good practice. You can still be sued however.

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      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    3. Re:Code? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      however if you work as a contractor or freelance programmer or some such then it's fairly trivial to sketch in an exclusion for a handful of libraries + a licence for your employer to use them whenever it comes time to sign contracts.

      your boss doesn't automatically own anything you created before you started working for them.

    4. Re:Code? by CavemanKiwi · · Score: 1

      I put my initials PMS (Paul Michael Smith) on all my code. I think it would be rather amusing to hear someone cursing that.

    5. Re:Code? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Whether or not you own the software you work on depends on the contract (if any) you sign with the place of employment or contracting agency you work with, and there are exceptions.

      At one of my previous jobs, the company was perfectly happy to allow employees to open source (as in GPL) software they worked on in the workplace as long as it wasn't something the company was selling for a profit.

      --
      Mainframe/UNIX Bit Twiddler and long time Windows/Linux Hobbyist.
      The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
    6. Re:Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder you have no problem finding work! You work for free!

    7. Re:Code? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Note that I posted this in an article about stealing stuff from work.

      No shit I don't own the copyright. I don't own the copyright on this post.

      However, since this post and my backend code libraries are both invisible to management, I can walk with 'em. And I don't see anything morally wrong with it.

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      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    8. Re:Code? by phybere · · Score: 1

      Far as I'm concerned, that sort of thing belongs to me in the first place.

      With every employer/employee contract I've worked under, code created belongs to whoever is paying me. If you're carrying code with you that belongs to someone else under contract, you could get yourself into a good bit of trouble, worse if you're open sourcing it.

    9. Re:Code? by internewt · · Score: 1

      No shit I don't own the copyright. I don't own the copyright on this post.

      Yes, you do. From the bottom of every Slashdot page:

      All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest © 1997-2010 Geeknet, Inc.

      --
      Car analogies break down.
    10. Re:Code? by barzok · · Score: 1

      worse if you're open sourcing it.

      You're assuming that the company hasn't agreed to open source the code. Some companies actually do release stuff they've done, or contribute back to OSS projects they use.

    11. Re:Code? by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      The company I work for does exactly this. However, my contract says that work created in the course of my employment belongs to them, so it's ALWAYS a good idea to get written permission to either give back to OSS projects tweaked* or open source anything written on company time, premises or equipment. A quick email can avoid misunderstandings and even legal arguments later.

      * If I understand correctly (and please, correct me if I'm wrong), open source projects used and edited internally and never released, don't actually need to be fed back to the OSS project it belongs to. We generally do offer work done back to the original authors though!

      --
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    12. Re:Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, if you work as a contractor, any code you produce is yours by default - contract work is not considered "work for hire". It's up to the company to include a clause for ownership of the code.

      - T

    13. Re:Code? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Work for a media company, so my "creative output" while at work is arguably subject to their copyrights.

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    14. Re:Code? by barzok · · Score: 1

      Under the GPL at least, you only have to make source available if you distribute the program. If it's exclusively for internal use and never leaves the company, you aren't obligated to release the source.

    15. Re:Code? by smellotron · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that the company hasn't agreed to open source the code. Some companies actually do release stuff they've done, or contribute back to OSS projects they use.

      The justification laid out offhand is this:

      Far as I'm concerned, that sort of thing belongs to me in the first place.

      The judge won't care what his opinion is. The judge will care about employment contracts/agreements. Justification that doesn't go straight to "we agreed" implies that no agreement was negotiated.

    16. Re:Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put my initials GPL (Gary Paul Lee) on all my code. For some reason people copy my code anyway :(

  6. Interesting by 2names · · Score: 1

    I think it would greatly depend upon the circumstances in which one is leaving.

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    "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
  7. Wrong Statistics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    51% of the US workers are liars and 48% of the British worker lie. Therefore, British workers are 3% more trustworthy.

  8. Depends on circumstances by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Leaving on my own? I'd take nothing except my paycheck.

    Fired and I deserved it? A few pens. Pack of paper.

    Fired and I didn't deserve it? I'd GIVE them a lawsuit.

    --
    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    1. Re:Depends on circumstances by srk2040 · · Score: 0

      I was clearning out my desk when I got laid off from work and found the next door cubicle had all our security infomation like Form SF86. They had mine and every IT worker that was applying for the government security. I was amanzed they just leave it piled up on a cubicle like that. Anyways, I know the company was going down the tube so I took my paper cuz it would be very very bad if they thrown it out and some guy found it out in dumpster. At the last day, I was pondering to email the rest of my coworkers and tell them what I found on the cubicle next door. Perhaps they would want to get their data but that would mean if someone wanted to sue the company, I would end up in the witness chair. Which is not worth it if you think it over.

    2. Re:Depends on circumstances by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Fired and I didn't deserve it? I'd GIVE them a lawsuit.

      Good luck with that, most US jurisdictions have "at-will" employment. Unless they fired you because you are a member of some protected class (female, minority, gay, etc.) you are most likely SOL. Even if they fired you because of that you are SOL unless you can prove it, which is no easy task. In my state they don't even have to give you a reason for letting you go.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    3. Re:Depends on circumstances by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      This is where working in IS has its perks. A lot of companies boil down to either dealing with data or providing a service, and most that provide services hang onto their customer data, so all in all - there is a lot of data to be had. Working IT, you generally have more access and privileges than other members of the company. I mean, I have access to active directory to add and remove and edit people's accounts. There is nothing stopping me from giving my own account full admin rights to everything (which it almost is anyways) - or from resetting the domain administrative password.

      I deal with backing up the data day to day. I can basically do what I want with the tapes, no one checks my work. This would include all the emails off the exchange server, all the data the labs deal with, all the recent invoices, expenses, etc.

      Now, here's where the benefits come in.

      1) Job Security. They really don't want to have to fire you because they know of the dangers in doing so.

      2) Bigger Paycheck. Buys loyalty.

      3) Legally Questionable Options. Not something I'd want to get mixed up in - but for those people seeking a thrill.

    4. Re:Depends on circumstances by SirGeek · · Score: 1

      Leaving on my own? I'd take nothing except my paycheck.

      Fired and I deserved it? A few pens. Pack of paper.

      Fired and I didn't deserve it? I'd GIVE them a lawsuit.

      Unfortunately for most people (and I'm betting you too) we live in "At Will" work environments. So you'd have no law suit unless they REALLY trumped up charges (i.e. theft, assault, etc.).

    5. Re:Depends on circumstances by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he meant a lawsuit from a customer who found out his information was being sold online?

    6. Re:Depends on circumstances by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Childs

      Hopefully they don't want to fire you because you "do a good job" and "know everything", not because you're holding the company hostage.

    7. Re:Depends on circumstances by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      Mostly true, unless some federal statute is involved. I was let go once while on medical leave which is against federal law for employers with more than 50 employees. The company had 49 so it didn't apply to me.

    8. Re:Depends on circumstances by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Fired and I didn't deserve it? I'd GIVE them a lawsuit.

      Good luck with that, most US jurisdictions have "at-will" employment. Unless they fired you because you are a member of some protected class (female, minority, gay, etc.) you are most likely SOL. Even if they fired you because of that you are SOL unless you can prove it, which is no easy task. In my state they don't even have to give you a reason for letting you go.

      Try working where firing people is damned near impossible. It's worse.

    9. Re:Depends on circumstances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they fired you because you are a member of some protected class (female, minority, gay, etc.) you are most likely SOL.

      Damn, those oriental lesbians get all the breaks!

    10. Re:Depends on circumstances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with that, most US jurisdictions have "at-will" employment.

      And that, my friend, is one of many things wrong with the economy in the US.

      Greedy corporate asshats with no responsibility or obligation to their workers who pack up shop so that they can get someone in China to do it for 4 cents/day.

      In ten years, when there's no jobs left, you will see the problems with "at-will" employment. Most of the rest of the world actually has some protections for employees, and are better off for it.

      You guys with your "unregulated free markets" and your "invisible hands" are on a slow decline. The invisible hand is too busy masturbating to care about you.

    11. Re:Depends on circumstances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is tangental to the point of the discussion, but gay is *NOT* a protected class for employment discrimination in most states/municipalities. In most of the USA, if your employer thinks you're gay and wants to fire you because of it, it's perfectly legal.

    12. Re:Depends on circumstances by ari_j · · Score: 1

      They're better off not giving you a reason. "We are firing you simply because we can" is pretty safe. "We are firing you because you are lazy and look at disgusting pornography all day at work" might open them up to a being sued for firing you on a false pretense if you can prove the porn wasn't really disgusting.

    13. Re:Depends on circumstances by PiSkyHi · · Score: 1

      In China, an employee has to agree to be fired, the word for "fired" and "redundant" is the same.

      This is true for privately owned companies operating in China with local and/or foreign employees.

      If an employer does not respect you and insists you resign, it is an illegal firing and will ensure a law suit will give you at least 2-3 times what a straight resignation will give you.

      A large company with good HR will fire you very carefully, usually offering at least 3 or 4 months pay, sometimes a lot more and also request you resign under these terms to protect their reputation.

      Often, foreign companies who think the terms are better for them than the UK or the USA, are very surprised when they are successfully sued so often

      Under Chinese labour law, if they want you out you can negotiate a different work arrangement as well, if the employer does not like your terms and you have not committed a serious crime against the company, illegal firing is the only way to go.

    14. Re:Depends on circumstances by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Indeed, which is why you should be documenting anything like that well before you're in danger of being fired. The party with the documentation is much more likely to win.

    15. Re:Depends on circumstances by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Not exactly true. You can file a lawsuit for anything in this country, including "harassment". While it isn't illegal for a company to fire you for no reason, you can still bring a lawsuit against them (remember, torts are different from crimes). If you can convince a jury that the company was treating you unreasonably poorly, you can win an award. And juries generally aren't friendly towards big companies that treat employees poorly.

      Usually, if you have documented bad enough behavior, you can get a settlement from the company in exchange for giving up any claims. My wife did that with her last employer, and this was in Arizona, a very strongly at-will-employment state. Even more, she resigned on her own, citing harassing treatment, and then demanded a settlement which she got.

    16. Re:Depends on circumstances by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      I recently heard on NPR that there are now more Women than Men employed.

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    17. Re:Depends on circumstances by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup. At my workplace I think that the general policy is to just tell people that their services are no longer required, full stop. They actually give out very decent severance anyway, so it is unlikely that anybody would sue them (at least a part of the severance is contingent on signing a wavier).

      When they do layoffs the beancounters are sure to count how many are gone from any protected class imaginable, so good luck with a discrimination suit. No doubt personal grudges factor into these kinds of things, but you'd never be able to prove it.

    18. Re:Depends on circumstances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In ten years, when there's no jobs left, you will see the problems with "at-will" employment.

      People were saying that ten years ago. And twenty. And thirty. None of them, including you, have been able to explain the mystical process by which at-will employment makes jobs vanish into the ether.

    19. Re:Depends on circumstances by Builder · · Score: 1

      Maybe you mean 'most people in the USA'

      Most of the rest of the civilised world has protection for employees.

  9. So what's the solution? by joeflies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Arrest 49% of the employees that leave the company?

    1. Re:So what's the solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good news is, if you do it randomly, you still catch half of the bad apples!

  10. Source code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't take data, but I did take the source code when I left my last role for my personal use. I've been told that taking samples of your work isn't a crime but I honestly don't believe that.

    I also had to update some of our systems to prevent employees that were about to made redundant from having further access. Kind of sucked when you got to find out who was leaving before they did, especially if they sat directly opposite you like happened in one case.

  11. It's my stapler by drachenfyre · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just want my stapler back... The new ones aren't as good as the swinglines.

    1. Re:It's my stapler by PPH · · Score: 1

      When I left Boeing, I packed 'my' stapler in my personal belongings. When a cow-orker spotted me doing that, I informed him that I had originally acquired it when another employee was about to pitch it in the garbage (they had loaded the wrong size staples in it, jammed it, and were too lazy to try to fix it). I told him I'd be more than happy to return it from whence it came.

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    2. Re:It's my stapler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Did you fix that stapler on your personal time or on company time?

    3. Re:It's my stapler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if I load the wrong size paper in the printer, and deem it unworkable because it either didn't work or jammed up to all craziness, can my co-worker take the printer home?

    4. Re:It's my stapler by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      When I left Boeing, I packed 'my' stapler in my personal belongings. When a cow-orker spotted me doing that, I informed him that I had originally acquired it when another employee was about to pitch it in the garbage (they had loaded the wrong size staples in it, jammed it, and were too lazy to try to fix it). I told him I'd be more than happy to return it from whence it came.

      So not in the smoldering remains of your former company then?

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  12. Would they use it? by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The obvious, interesting follow-up question is, how many of them would sell, share, or otherwise exploit that data? Would they take measures to protect it, or simply misplace it? I figure at least some of that's got to be people who don't see the point in deleting that sly backup they made so they could work on their reports at home, or whatever, and those are people who don't represent a threat to company security. "Stealing" data itself causes the company no harm. Using the customer list to set up one's own business, losing that data on the bus, or selling on some trade secrets, is where the concern lies.

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    1. Re:Would they use it? by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The article makes it sound like contact lists were being stolen to steal customers away, trade secrets were being stolen to be sent so a direct competitor, etc.

      A lot of times people bounce between companies that aren't even competitors, so one company's information isn't even a competitive advantage.

      I wonder how much of it is just for personal interest or pride "Wow that was a good project I worked on", contact list of people in the industry, not to steal away, but for use in future projects under a completely different capacity (perhaps as a client of the client). And how much of it is stuff with no real value. Eg: "We did up reports in a format like this". "This VBA script can generate nice reports". These aren't products that the first company sells, in some cases you're the only one that used them, and they stop being used when you're no longer there, and some of this procedural knowledge is already in your head, you just save on the re-implementation.

      Some industries are very fast paced, and any competitive advantage will be gone in a short period of time.

    2. Re:Would they use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stealing" data does cause harm: it increases the likelihood of [mis]use of the stolen data. It is also an illegal act, as it is a misappropriation of a trade secret (UTSA, per your state).

      Moreover, information as a trade secret also loses it's trade secret status when it becomes generally known. Stealing data makes it known in a wider sphere (at least by the individual that stole it), which may cause the trade secret to no longer be such, which is a harm.

      Stealing causes harm - this is why it's unethical and illegal.

    3. Re:Would they use it? by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      "Stealing" data does cause harm: it increases the likelihood of [mis]use of the stolen data.

      I'm "likely" to punch you in the face if I ever see you. Do you feel harmed?

    4. Re:Would they use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked long enough with it to know that my company's data is essentially worthless. They should pay me to take it off their hands.

    5. Re:Would they use it? by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      That argument (and it's likely replies) sounds very familiar to MAFIAA and copyright issues. Downloading the song doesn't hurt anyone, but not buying the CD because you can get it free does. Just an interesting comparison.

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    6. Re:Would they use it? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Correct. I'm saying that the survey (probably quite deliberately) places all instances in which an employee purposefully retained proprietary information upon leaving employment under the umbrella term of "stole data". It's a term which implies the worst-case-scenario of corporate espionage to most readers, and is likely staggeringly inaccurate. It'd be interesting to see what proportion of the "yes" responses sold the data, exploited it personally, subsequently destroyed it, or have no idea where it is. Of course taking data with you is not harmless, and it's illegal in many ways.

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    7. Re:Would they use it? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's a small term that hides an unknown amount of actual risk. The really interesting stuff comes when you begin to break it down and evaluate what kind of risks are present and how they can be mitigated.

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    8. Re:Would they use it? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      A court might think so, depends on the circumstances. Especially without the "quotes".

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  13. Great by DWMorse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just what we need, more ammo to put multi-year non-competition agreements on employees.

    I live where that one really big business used to be, what was it called... Apple hated them... IBM or something I think. =P I've seen thousands of jobs slashed here in my time, and a lot of those people walked out the door with a clause behind them stating they couldn't even begin to work in the industry again for at least a year.

    A year is a long, long, long time for your typical family to drop from working wages to unemployment.

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    1. Re:Great by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I live where that one really big business used to be, what was it called... Apple hated them... IBM or something I think. =P I've seen thousands of jobs slashed here in my time, and a lot of those people walked out the door with a clause behind them stating they couldn't even begin to work in the industry again for at least a year.

      this is just another reason why California is one of the best places to be a tech employee, if you can find a job anyway. You can't enforce a noncompetition clause against a person in this state, only against a business.

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    2. Re:Great by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      If my employment contract is no longer in force, then the non-compete clause which was part of that contract is no longer in force. If you would like me to not work for the competition, then you need to keep my contract in force. I will happily do that for my previous salary for the length of the desired non-compete period. Don't expect me to show up for work though.

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    3. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-competes are unenforcable. Don't worry about them.

    4. Re:Great by ihatejobs · · Score: 1

      Better question: Why would anyone EVER sign up for a job that started with a clause saying if they fired you, you can't work in the industry again for a year.

      Do you not understand how fundamentally stupid it would be to agree to that? As soon as that even came out of their mouths I'd tell them to shove their job right up their collective asses. No job is worth signing that clause.

      A year is enough time for your life to completely collapse around you.

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    5. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A year is usually unenforceable. 6 months is usually the maximum that they can really enforce, and even then, it really is more of a legal annoyance than really stopping you from working in your industry. Only in some high profile cases do these noncompete clauses really mean anything substantial.

    6. Re:Great by bsdaemonaut · · Score: 1

      A clause that broad would never hold up in court. It would have to be a company in direct competition with IBM over the same clientele. While I realize IBM has their fingers in a lot of different cookie jars, all CNC's must have reasonable limitations. A CNC can't keep someone with a trade skill from practicing it except for in specific circumstances where it could be proven that it would directly hurt their business. Plus, that's face it, if you have a choice between being unable to support your family and possibly getting caught for breaking a non-compete what would you do? Better yet, what are they going to do? Sue you when your just steps away from bankruptcy? It would be preferable to get a job at a company not in competition, but if you are to the point where you are getting desperate -- worst thing that would happen is that you wouldn't be hired for the job because that company found out about your non-compete.

  14. Why wait till you leave? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

    I would not take any data; but I would like this chair though. Plus It would be nice to get a seat on the underground on the way home.

    1. Re:Why wait till you leave? by Stradenko · · Score: 1

      The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair and that's all I need. I'm not some kind of jerk, after all.

    2. Re:Why wait till you leave? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I would not take any data; but I would like this chair though. Plus It would be nice to get a seat on the underground on the way home.

      I took a wheely office chair on the Underground once. It's good fun (especially when the train brakes), but carrying it up the escalators is a bitch.

  15. Yes, but will they actually do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying you will consider committing data or property theft in a survey is one thing, but actually doing it when push comes to shove, is different.

    1. Re:Yes, but will they actually do it by bsdaemonaut · · Score: 1

      Actually survey's tend to be biased in the other direction. In other words, the trend tends to be that a greater percentage of people would steal but some of them don't want to admit it. I think that theft here is probably including some things that many people wouldn't conventionally think of.

  16. 'Steal' by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do you steal data if you copied it? Goes back to the whole MPAA thing with music.

    I think it's all about what you can use in the future. If I do a number of excel sheets which are used for layout optimization, and take copies for reference later, is that wrong? How about my outlook contacts which might come in handy later? I think if it's purely business between you and the company, then keep it clean (with the exceptions I used above). If it's ugly, still keep it clean as possible, but don't do them any favors.

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    1. Re:'Steal' by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      While making a (potentially) illegal copy of a public work is "copyright infringement", I readily call taking trade secrets "stealing". There's a big difference between taking a published work and an unpublished one.

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    2. Re:'Steal' by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      But the employer still has the original copy of the data. You aren't "taking" it from them, preventing it from being used. The problem comes if you misuse the data you take.

    3. Re:'Steal' by fandingo · · Score: 1

      You cannot make a "copy" (in the legal sense) of trade secrets. Someone/group has the trade secrets or they don't. If they were obtained without the proper owner's consent (i.e. the corporation), then you have stolen them. Trade secrets are valuable precisely because they are secret. Disclosing the secrets actually deprives the owner of the benefit of having them.

      Copyright infringement does not cause a direct harm to the owner. Lost revenue is an arguable consequence, but I won't get into that.
      Stealing trade secrets causes immediate, lasting harm to the owner. It's the same way that stealing my car causing harm to me. Even though the mechanisms of "stealing" are different (making a copy vs. taking a physical item), the owner is deprived of something that had value to him.

    4. Re:'Steal' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you steal data if you copied it? Goes back to the whole MPAA thing with music.

      I think it's all about what you can use in the future. If I do a number of excel sheets which are used for layout optimization, and take copies for reference later, is that wrong? How about my outlook contacts which might come in handy later? I think if it's purely business between you and the company, then keep it clean (with the exceptions I used above). If it's ugly, still keep it clean as possible, but don't do them any favors.

      Bad analogy. Ever heard of the term "Theft of Industrial Secrets"?

    5. Re:'Steal' by imunfair · · Score: 1

      I think the difference is whether the data is secret or not. With music they are offering to share it with millions of people for a nominal fee - but in the case of company data I think of customer names, contacts for sales people, etc - things a normal company wouldn't sell but was integral to their business. Data that if given to a competitor might pose a significant advantage/threat.

      Take the formula for Coca-Cola for instance - if someone quit and sold the recipe under the table to Pepsi I think most people would agree that was stealing. Transferring private data with significant impact can actually cost a company money - as opposed to copyright infringement - where the plaintiff may not make money, but the infringement doesn't incur an extra cost.

    6. Re:'Steal' by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's normally referred to as unfair competition. Using an employers resources against them.

    7. Re:'Steal' by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Taking something which you have no right to take is stealing. Period. This splitting of hairs, saying "Oh no, it's not theft, it's copyright infringement" is retarded. You took something which was not yours, you are a thief.

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    8. Re:'Steal' by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      If a terminated employee takes copies of "confidential" documents home, his former employer still has those documents. There's no actual loss to the former employer unless they are actually used by a competitor, or otherwise take away the competitive advantage (or if they blackmail the employer or something). Sitting unused on a hard drive at home, they don't cause any actual loss.

      A pirated music CD represents a potential loss of $20. The person may or may not have bought the CD otherwise. The difference is a trade secret has a RISK of causing loss potentially much higher (into the millions) IF it's used. Sitting on a DVD at a former employee's home, it doesn't cause any actual loss.

    9. Re:'Steal' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      identity theft

    10. Re:'Steal' by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      An author of an unpublished work has the right to destroy that work, forever removing it from society and history and culture.

      Once something is published, though, we grant the author a limited monopoly in exchange for them forever losing their rights to total control over their creative output. Those rights have instead been transferred to the common society in the form of the public domain.

      Even if the materials are just sitting in a box in the home of the former employee, the owner of the unpublished work has had their rights of control stolen from them.

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  17. Contacts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some employers will recruit staff who can bring a long list of contacts from their last company. It's not what you know but who you know and all that.

    1. Re:Contacts by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't help but take customer contact info, when my superiors gave out my personal phone number to customers against company policy, and now the customers call me because I am the one that can fix their issues.

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    2. Re:Contacts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly certain your superiors see this as the obvious solution - change your personal phone number.

      Its your fault you gave it to unscrupulous individuals who would dare give it out to customers in their minds.

    3. Re:Contacts by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly certain your superiors see this as the obvious solution - change your personal phone number.

      No, his better option is to say "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm no longer in their employ. If you'd like to engage my consulting services at $2000/day plus expenses, I'd be happy to help you out. If not I'm afraid you need to go away now."

      It's not stealing customers when they phone you and engage your services. In which case, the company has just populated your sales pipeline as a consultant.

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  18. But what sectors were interviewed? by Xest · · Score: 1

    That proportion seems a little high for say, IT workers, who'd probably have little use for customer data outside the job they're in, but I could imagine sales staff however being more likely to do such a thing because having a good network of contacts can be a major benefit when moving into other jobs as a salesman- especially if you're on performance related pay and need to hit sales targets, there is quite high financial motive there for it.

    Also from another point of view, it's possibly a good indicator of job satifcation, if staff are pissed off at work then they're going to have less loyalty to the company which will in turn leave them less worried about feeling guilty for doing that sort of thing. In many cases, companies probably bear some responsibility in creating this mindset by treating, or allowing their staff to be treated like shit and making them want to get the fuck out of the company and with a vengeance too.

    1. Re:But what sectors were interviewed? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      How many IT workers might "steal" code or complicated scripts they wrote while working as a programmer or sysadmin, even if it's just via memorization?

    2. Re:But what sectors were interviewed? by lwriemen · · Score: 1

      > That proportion seems a little high for say, IT workers, who'd probably have little use for customer data

      Imagine you were downsized in an economy that has ~10% unemployment, and you had good reason not to relocate from a high-unemployment area. IT is one area where it is really easy to start your own company with very little startup cost. It is also common due to office politics to have a really good idea ignored. You are now free to go to the customers directly and say, "I can save you $$$ over my old company!", and back up your claims with real data. This is a common start-up company recipe.

    3. Re:But what sectors were interviewed? by Xest · · Score: 1

      I agree that's likely, or even employees stealing code that they simply think is obvious and might be useful for home projects copying it with a completely innocent mindset. I'm just suprised at the customer data figures more than anything!

    4. Re:But what sectors were interviewed? by winwar · · Score: 1

      "That proportion seems a little high for say, IT workers, who'd probably have little use for customer data outside the job they're in, but I could imagine sales staff however being more likely to do such a thing because having a good network of contacts can be a major benefit when moving into other jobs as a salesman- especially if you're on performance related pay and need to hit sales targets, there is quite high financial motive there for it."

      The whole survey is a worthless hatchet job. We have no idea what questions where actually asked and how they were phrased. And some of the things that they consider "bad" are perfectly legal and/or acceptable. For instance, I have taken customer data, electronic files and product information when leaving jobs. It was perfectly acceptable and actually necessary. I have certainly taken office supplies (aka company property) inadvertently. Forget to take that pen out of your pocket? So I would be included in those percentages.

      As to confidential information, if you are granted access even inadvertently, you have permission to look at it. If they didn't want just anyone to look at it then they would encrypt it. And it's perfectly legal to disclose salary information in the US. Of course, they didn't provide percentages for those who would disclose that information which likely means it is very low.

  19. No one should be surprised by davev2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is what happens when companies are disloyal to their employees. The employees become disloyal to the company. If the executives would stop being greedy, arrogant shithead; stop fattening their pockets at the expense of the company, the shareholders, and the employees; and treating employees like expendable resources instead of people, this would not be a problem. But, they are psychopathic assholes, so it is going to continue.

    1. Re:No one should be surprised by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      That's an excellent point, and I wonder about the scale of the comparative damage. I doubt some employee taking home some pens and pencils begins to compare to how much some executives or owners can drain from companies with their bonuses, compensation packages, stock plans, etc. Sorry, but if fired employees are taking some $10-20 worth of stuff, who cares? I'd like to see a survey about business owners/execs and how much they like to underpay the staff to pad their own pockets.

    2. Re:No one should be surprised by Fri13 · · Score: 1

      Very well said...

    3. Re:No one should be surprised by fandingo · · Score: 1

      Because all those ex-employees are just being retributive...

      While maybe a few thieves steal just to harm their victims, the vast majority of thieves are selfish. It doesn't matter what management does (short of keeping the employee); dis-honest people will do dis-honest things to their own betterment.
      Otherwise, they'd just throw a brick through the window or do some other vandalism, which would probably cost the company more than stealing office supplies and the like.

    4. Re:No one should be surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's some other ideas:

      1. Bring a bag of concrete powder to work with you (in a backpack so it isn't obvious). Pour it down the toilet. Replacing pipes in a commercial building is obscenely expensive, and having a restroom out of commission would cause a lot of trouble.

      2. Bring some raw eggs with you before you leave the job. Hide them in various places, such as ventilation ducts. After a month or so (after you're gone), they'll crack open, and the rotten insides will smell horrible, making it impossible for anyone to work there until it's cleaned up.

      3. Figure out which car the CEO drives. Knife the tire sidewalls. BMW tires are expensive.

      4. If the company's building has a lawn, get a weed sprayer and fill it with herbicide (or even just concentrated saltwater). Go the the building at night and spray a message into the lawn.

      5. Replace the dry-erase markers in conference rooms with permanent markers. For better effect, swap the insides of dry-erase and permanent markers so that observant employees don't catch it before writing on the whiteboards.

      6. If you can find some dead animals, put them in the lunchroom refrigerators (or better yet, the refrigerator in the executive conference room). This can be easy if you have outdoor cats. Bonus points if the dead animals have maggots.

  20. Gotta consider the source by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "according to Harris Interactive."

    If this is the same "Harris Interactive" that spams me 100x per week with polls to gather personally identifiable information from me for marketing purposes, then I'd say the "study" is probably bunk.

    1. Re:Gotta consider the source by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being Very Bunk and 5 being Not Bunk At All, how would you rate the bunkness of this study?

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  21. Stealing company supplies? by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    At my severance interview, the boss told me that the really good pens were on the top shelf.

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    1. Re:Stealing company supplies? by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At my severance interview, the boss told me that the really good pens were on the top shelf.

      And when Joseph's brothers left Egypt, he planted a goblet in one of Benjamin's sacks. Make sure you're not accidentally taking anything if you don't want a psycho higher-up to stir up trouble should they find out.

    2. Re:Stealing company supplies? by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Pen has possibilities...

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    3. Re:Stealing company supplies? by Anomalyx · · Score: 1

      My boss was upset that my position was eliminated (HR's call, not his), so he stole a company-logo'd coffee mug and gave it to me. On another note, I did take with me a copy of their M$ Office 2003 installer/keys, but never have used it nor will I probably ever use it; it just satisfied a tiny desire for revenge to simply have a copy of it.

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    4. Re:Stealing company supplies? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Please remain where you are. The BSA will be visiting you soon.

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      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    5. Re:Stealing company supplies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pens dude. He's stealing pens for crying out loud. Any "higher up" that wastes their time on that shit isn't a higher up to begin with. Not only that but what trouble are you going to get into for stealing pens? Do you really think they'd take him to court over pens?

    6. Re:Stealing company supplies? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      he stole a company-logo'd coffee mug and gave it to me

      Well, I bet that made you feel a lot better.

    7. Re:Stealing company supplies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, an actual relevant Bible story on /.!

    8. Re:Stealing company supplies? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Make sure you're not accidentally taking anything if you don't want a psycho higher-up to stir up trouble should they find out.

      That's the nice thing about leaving a company where numerous managers have their hands in the till or lie to federal authorities. They load you up on pens hoping it will keep your mouth shut.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
  22. I only wish... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I only wish I had taken more when my previous employer closed its doors. I wrote some really amazingly cool little shell scripts for various systems administration and code deployment tasks that I neglected to grab copies of. I had to re-invent a few wheels over the past four years due to that short-sightedness.

    Samples of my own code - heck yeah, company secrets or customer data? no way!

    Office stuff? Only the crap I brought in with me: my 24" monitor, a couple mice and keyboards and my hella sweet phone headset. (stuff I brought in myself cuz I couldn't justify them well enough to my boss, but I really felt my work life was better having.)

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    The Digital Sorceress
    1. Re:I only wish... by emandems · · Score: 1

      I brought in with me: my 24" monitor, a couple mice and keyboards and my hella sweet phone headset. (stuff I brought in myself cuz I couldn't justify them well enough to my boss, but I really felt my work life was better having.)

      I would/do suffer, take the productivity hit, whatever before I'd bring personal belongings into the office. I have nothing here, no family photos, no coffee mug, nothing that's not on my person at all times.

  23. Plan Ahead by Drew8800 · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine that anyone planning to leave their company wouldn't start siphoning off data weeks or months in advance. To combat that, my DBA tracks queries over a certain number of records that match particular criteria - namely client/customer info. She then keeps a log of those queries for a couple months to see if there's a pattern. That way we'll know if when a person leaves if they've been taking data.

  24. Give 2 months notice if leaving by eclectus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I knew a man who played the system quite well when leaving a job. He gave three months notice on his resignation letter, and they immediately revoked his access and escorted him from the building, but had to keep paying him for the three months.

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    1. Re:Give 2 months notice if leaving by emandems · · Score: 1

      I assume this was not in the US, or at least not a 'typical' at-will state in the US?

    2. Re:Give 2 months notice if leaving by mbone · · Score: 1

      Whenever I have given extended notice (and I always have), I have always had to train my successor, and do my regular work, which is harder, not easier, than normal.

    3. Re:Give 2 months notice if leaving by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      My first post-university job was a six-month temp-to-hire position at a utility company in Kansas. I gave three months notice that I wasn't going to stay when my contract expired. Unfortunately, they offered me an additional $20K/year to stay. I wish they had revoked my access and escorted me from the building. I declined the offer, and left two and a half months later. My six months were measured in hours worked, so I came in early every day, and stayed late every night. I shaved two weeks off my sentence (yes, it's a joke) that way. I wish I'd started doing that from day one. I could have shaved a lot more time.

      To this day, I'm thankful I declined the offer. My boss was way cool, but the work and the company sucked.

    4. Re:Give 2 months notice if leaving by BradleyAndersen · · Score: 1

      Was this at Classified Ventures?

  25. In other news by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bosses admit that they expect employees to do more work for the same amount of pay.

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  26. How much when NOT fired? by xnpu · · Score: 1

    These numbers are really only relevant if we also know how many people steal when: * Leaving the company voluntarily. * Leaving the company voluntarily as asked (by new employer) to take information. * Not leaving at all. * Not leaving at all and offered compensation by a 3rd party to take the data.

  27. we had a guy do that by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    we issue expensive highly industry specific reports behind a login on our website

    i did an audit after some unusual login activity, and noticed a completely unrelated transgression: we boneheadedly forgot to remove an ex-employee's login, and he was systematically downloading all of these reports. tying the geolocated ip address of his login with the access times in the web log, we could see he used his new employer's computer and his home computer to go through folder after folder, and download thousands of documents, one after the other. i could tell he was actually doing this manually rather than some screen scraper, because the download times were too variable, and included obvious 15 minute coffee breaks. took him days

    we did some snooping of our own, and it turns out he got a job in journalism, and was passing these reports off as his own research. so we contacted his new employer, and disclosed the plagiarism. i think he's an ex-journalist now

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    1. Re:we had a guy do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he was just following your sig

  28. Fruit of our loins. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Employees openly admit they would take company data, including customer data and product plans, when leaving a job. In response to a recent survey, 49% of US workers and 52% of British workers admitted they would take some form of company property with them when leaving a position: 29% (US) and 23% (UK) would take customer data, including contact information; 23% (US) and 22% (UK) would take electronic files; 15% (US) and 17% (UK) would take product information, including designs and plans; and 13% (US) and 22% (UK) would take small office supplies."

    I wonder if this is the children of the digital generation that sees nothing wrong with illegal copyright infringement? Glad to see they grew up and became trustworthy adults.

  29. Yeah, I can see that for office supplies by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, I can see the getting even with office supplies. "They may have demanded 100 hour weeks, treated me like dirt, and spat me out on the street the second I started showing the slightest signs of burnout, but I got a pen with their logo and 100 sheets of A4 paper! Take that, corporate oppressors! They're probably already regretting the day they decided to fire me!"

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    1. Re:Yeah, I can see that for office supplies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Veronica: Why is there never any creamer?
      Ted: Ants. No, Ghosts. No, I don’t know.

    2. Re:Yeah, I can see that for office supplies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, some office supplies are pretty valuable. When my wife left the evil law firm she last worked for, she also managed to make off with a whole pile of pre-paid USPS Priority Mail envelopes. Those are worth about $5 each, so she probably got a couple hundred dollars' worth.

      Then she managed to get them to give her a generous severance package in exchange for not filing a harassment lawsuit, after documenting all kinds of nasty treatment by the attorneys. Attorneys are evil, evil people to work for.

  30. No loyalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should come as no surprise. Gone are the days of loyalty and working for one company till you die. What's it been replaced with? Companies that cut you at the drop of a hat while executives collect huge bonuses for "restructuring prowess". I can't say I blame employees for acting cut-throat or unethically.

  31. Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by Robert+Bowles · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I get sacked, I plan to grab all the doughnuts I can and run out of the building screaming incoherently.

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    ENTRANCE NOT FOR EVERYBODY
    MADMEN ONLY */
    1. Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by Robert+Bowles · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, wait, that won't do. That's what I do every day...

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      /* MAGIC THEATRE
      ENTRANCE NOT FOR EVERYBODY
      MADMEN ONLY */
    2. Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by kthreadd · · Score: 1

      Getting sacked or stealing doughnuts?

    3. Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by Robert+Bowles · · Score: 1

      "...run out of the building screaming incoherently..."

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      /* MAGIC THEATRE
      ENTRANCE NOT FOR EVERYBODY
      MADMEN ONLY */
    4. Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by xaxa · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I get sacked, I plan to grab all the doughnuts I can and run out of the building screaming incoherently.

      Or even better: steal a couple of cans of beer from the drinks trolley.

    5. Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or eat the doughnuts, take a laxative, take a dump in the stationery drawer on the CEOs desk, then run. Call this the Slater move.

    6. Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to open the emergency exit chute first.

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      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    7. Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I'm on the first floor, there's just no way to do an emergency chute exit.

      However maybe the opposite would work. I could leave via jet pack... Yeah, they'd never forget me then.

  32. Asking US/UK workers and not asking India/Chinese? by kungfugleek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I were a tech company owner I'd worry more about off-shored employees taking code/secrets with them. I know a contractor company that is now developing a competing product to something our vendor hired them to write in the first place. So our vendor basically paid them to develop the skills and domain knowledge they would need to build this thing, got a so-so quality product from them, and soon they will have a new competitor. Note: I don't know any of the legal issues involved. Seems like there should have been a non-compete clause in there somewhere, but either it's being ignored or it was never there in the first place.

  33. Rotten or Adversarial? by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does this imply that people are rotten, or that the relationship between employer and employee is adversarial?

    Maybe things have changed, or maybe I am coming to realize the reality that has always been. My perception is that there used to be a non-adversarial relationship between employer and employee. I think that has changed. I think you see it in every annual review, which resembles little so much as pulling teeth. The middle manager is pitted against the employee by the upper management basing the middle manager's compensation on how little he can get the employees to stick around for.

    Smaller businesses have been getting driven out by the efficiencies-of-scale corps, so there are fewer and fewer jobs where the top guy is the one who talks directly to employees. I would wager it is easier to tell a middle manager to be adversarial than it is to be adversarial yourself. (hmm, tangent; which also hints at one of the natural forces of wealth concentration)

    Anyway -- are people rotten, or are they responding to what I see as a shift in corporate culture? Corporate culture is bringing adversarial behavior within its walls. Perhaps it is only natural for that training to affect people's behavioral patterns. Or at least their sense of loyalty.

    1. Re:Rotten or Adversarial? by emandems · · Score: 1

      Does this imply that people are rotten, or that the relationship between employer and employee is adversarial?

      I'd describe my current situation as adversarial, yes, and based on what I discuss with friends, in IT and not, this is not unique. However, as for a smaller environment being better, I'd say that's not an influence on the office atmosphere. 1000 employees or 10, the office can be cooperative or adversarial.

    2. Re:Rotten or Adversarial? by BradleyAndersen · · Score: 1

      # brought to you by your local litigious society rep:
      our $shift = "affirmative action" + "political correctness";

    3. Re:Rotten or Adversarial? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It implies that trying to screw over employees at every opportunity has consequences. HR or Human Resources is a good example. Humans are not capital, nor have they been capital since slavery was abolished, so why on Earth do we call it Human Resources? Everywhere I've worked, their main job has been to see that the company pays out as little as possible in terms of benefits, even if it requires engaging in activities that would get anybody else fired.

      But, what it mostly implies is that the businesses involved are not well run and that the workers are clearly not being given what they need to do their jobs, and definitely not compensated fairly.

    4. Re:Rotten or Adversarial? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I would wager it is easier to tell a middle manager to be adversarial than it is to be adversarial yourself. (hmm, tangent; which also hints at one of the natural forces of wealth concentration)

      You would win that bet. It's also been demonstrated that it's easier to treat people like garbage when you're "just following orders" than when you have to actually take responsibility for the decision. Both taken together (as is typical in corporate structure) creates the perfect storm needed to create a monster.

      Some might say there's nothing we can do about it so it will just have to be. *I* say such monsters cannot be allowed to exist so anything that can't avoid it (like large corporate structures) will just have to go.

  34. I bet I know why IT people feel this way by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's because companies frequently let their normal employees treat IT staff in ways that are fireable offenses if done to the rest of the company. Call them up, foaming at the mouth screaming because the email server is down, for example. Or God forbid that an in-house developer has a few bugs in their app.

    My wife is an in-house developer at a large company. I can't even begin to count the number of times she and her group have been savagely attacked by users who are so fucking stupid that they literally freeze up if a single new button appears in the UI.

    The dirty little trend I've noticed is that 9 times out of 10, the people who attack her are non-technical female employees. Most men don't dare attack a female developer at that level, especially not one who is competent (the second worst fury, aside from a scorned woman, is HR coming to the aid of a woman like that against a bombastic man). Male developers also often don't hesitate to humiliate users who treat them like that.

    1. Re:I bet I know why IT people feel this way by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      My wife completely agrees. Women in the workplace cause a LOT of problems, and not for men, but for each other. They're constantly getting into bitch-wars and stabbing each other in the back. My wife hates working with other women for this reason, as she's had so much trouble. She's since moved into a male-dominated industry and is much, much happier because men treat her decently and she relates well to them (not being one of the "jezebel" women as she calls them).

    2. Re:I bet I know why IT people feel this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, posted AC because I want to keep my job.

      I work at a non-US national HQ of a US "top ten corporations in the world". About 1000 employees here, half women. The facilities team here never have trouble with the mens washrooms, but the womens ones are always the ones that have things stuffed down the toilet and overflow, graffiti on the walls, broken mirrors etc. I found it hard to believe, but it's a running joke now whenever I see one of the cleanup crew.

  35. Amateurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part of my weekly routine is to make an offsite backup of all important data, mine or otherwise.
    If I am walked out the door I still have everything.

  36. omg by Carebears · · Score: 1

    all these confessions are being back traced by the CYBER POLICE !!1!

  37. Does this surprise anyone? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    If a business treats its employees as human beings with respect, it will (generally) get respect in return.

    If a business shows its employees that they are worthless, replaceable drones who may be dumped at any convenient time, then no, the business won't get any courtesy or respect in return.

    It's not the sort of thing that shows up on a goddamn balance sheet, and I'm sick of so many larger firms moving ever more toward 'management by accountant' than actually making human decisions based on the long range view of the value of people.

    Probably it's been a complaint forever, but it seems that decisions are based more and more on the bottom line THIS year, THIS quarter, THIS month. Those are decisions that are invariably hurtful to employees, generally at lower staff levels.

    Much of it is market driven - I've worked for my company for 18 years, and I saw it coming when we went public 7 or 8 years ago. What do we get out of this, aside from capital (which we didn't need) and a giant quiet bump to our top execs' compensation (since then they would have stock options, etc.)? In exchange, we whore our business for the share price, making decisions that can only be understood as logical if one genuinely believes there will BE NO TOMORROW. Incomprehensible.

    Want your employees to treat your data with confidentiality and respect? Then treat the PEOPLE with respect, pay them reasonably well, and above all treat them like humans. Then, if they ultimately depart, they may make the moral decision that you've treated them fairly and that while they could screw you, they are at least slightly more likely not to.

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    -Styopa
  38. Breaking news! Heads are attached! by lwriemen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How could you leave a company and not take a lot of the data with you? ???

    1. Re:Breaking news! Heads are attached! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you leave a company and not take a lot of the data with you? ???

      Well my point exactly. I mean how is it possible for me to nolonger know that the licencing server has a truck wide security hole, which because ive needed to lecture about it 200 times ofver the past year i know by heart every single line of code IN the said module. See this is the problem with intellectual property, the comppany maybe legaly owns it but in reality the knowlege in the company is in the workers.I dont tneed to take anything because by default my brain goes where I go.

      This is a scary inversion for the rich people.

  39. I wouldn't steal Data by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's too boring. I might steal Lore, though.

    Or maybe Tasha Yar. MmMmmMmMMmmmmmm Tasha Yar.... auuruhghglglglgllll

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    1. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's too boring. I might steal Lore, though.

      I see the episode(s) where they established that that would be kidnapping, rather than theft were wasted on you...

      But what can you expect from someone choosing Tasha Yar over Deanna Troi? :)

    2. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tasha Yar is dead you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by Confusador · · Score: 1

      So you're what happened to her! I knew the official story was too tidy!

    4. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If you'd seen what Denise Crosby looks like these days, you wouldn't be saying that.

    5. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      If you'd seen what Denise Crosby looks like these days, you wouldn't be saying that.

      Bah. A lot of us are in our 40's now, and she's only in her early-mid 50's. That's not that much of a difference.

      She can put on the uniform and escort me to the brig any day. :-P

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      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    6. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      She hasn't aged well. She's also gained a lot of weight.

      Marina Sirtis, however, still looks pretty hot judging by her IMDB photos. She's probably about the same age.

      Some women just don't age nearly as well as others. White women with blond hair seem to do the worst from what I've seen. They usually end up cutting their hair short because it gets too thin and breaks off if they try to keep it long.

    7. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by courtjester801 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, the OP knows that. That's part of the charm.

    8. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      She hasn't aged well. She's also gained a lot of weight.

      Sadly, so have I. :-P

      I'm too old to be so damned superficial.

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    9. Re:I wouldn't steal Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Troi would be to boldly go where just about everyone's been before? Boldly because alien STDs are nasty....

  40. I don't understand this arrangement by tacokill · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you are laid off from your employer, how are non-compete agreements enforceable at all? I am suspicious of your claim that people who had their "jobs slashed" would still be under a non-compete of anykind.

    It's like unemployment. You don't just automatically get unemployment if you are out of work. If you are terminated for cause, then you get no unemployment. If you quit on your own, you get no unemployment. However, if you are laid off, then you will qualify for unemployment.

    Non-compete agreements have the same basic legal structure. You can't be held to a non-compete if your employer lays you off as a normal part of downsizing. You may very well be held to a non-compete if you are fired for cause and/or quit on your own.

    The distinction is subtle, but important in the eyes of the law.

    1. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by fandingo · · Score: 2, Informative

      My girlfriend is an HR recruiter, and we've spent some time talking about non-competes. In several states, they are specific laws that make them illegal to enforce. Employers can scare you with them, but they can't back them up. California is the most prominent state that does not honor non-competes. Furthermore, in most other states, non-competes are unenforcible.
      Non-competes are a scare tactic that employers may use against former employees; however, the courts are smart enough to realize that people have to work somewhere, and they might as well be as productive as possible (i.e. work in their qualified field), so they give a lot of deference to people who are trying to work.

    2. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Non-competes executed in California are not enforceable. Non-competes executed in other states where they are enforcible *are* enforcible in California.

    3. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The contracts are written to cover a term after your employment ends and typically include "for any reason". An employee that is let go for any reason is more likely to be disgruntled and willing to harm the company. Any contract written to protect the company will make sure that it covers you, especially if the company lets you go. The contract is separate from your employment and does not go away if you are fired or laid off.

      I ended up quitting a job because after working there for a week they showed me their overly broad non-compete contract that they wanted me to sign. It was a small company and the contract covered every possible way that I could work in any tech job for 5 years. Signing it would be career suicide. They were not willing to negotiate any of the terms, so I walked.

      Was the contract legal? I am not sure, but I did know that I didn't want to have to hire a lawyer while on unemployment to fight for the right to be able to work again.

    4. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by fandingo · · Score: 1

      My point is that there are very few places where they would be enforced. They are a scare tactic, espcially for anyone that reads Slashdot. We aren't exactly the executive types where an ex-employer would bother with (expensive) legal scare-tactics.

    5. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Noncompetes amount to refusing someone to work at all, and is thus nonenforcable without compensation in most sane jurisdictions, certainly here in Scandinavia. Anything else would be nuts: if a company can fire you, AND prevent you from taking work with one of their competitors (or becoming one yourself), then in essence, you're barred from taking the work you're likely to know best (i.e. the work you're doing now)

    6. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Non-competes in most sane places are null and void if you're fired from your employer.

    7. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You can't be held to a non-compete if your employer lays you off as a normal part of downsizing."

      Of course you can. Did you read the small print?

    8. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can be held to a non-compete during the severance period. Executives with multi-million dollar golden parachutes often can't work in the industry for years after they are fired. Normal folk, though, should just stay away as only long as they are being paid to do so.

    9. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by redbeardcanada · · Score: 1

      As far as I understand for Canada, non-competes are only enforceable if you accept a payment to not go to a competitor for a period of time on your way out the door. If they are really concerned about you leaving to a competitor they can offer a package to prevent this, but you are under no obligation to accept.

      I assume this would also apply for termination...

    10. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that it all comes down to what they can argue in court.

      If you're a lowly peon in the big scheme of things, what are the chances that your former employer will even find out you violated the agreement?

      If you're a big-wig, then the risk is higher, but chance are you got a golden parachute.

      From what I've read, these kinds of agreements only stick if they are limited in scope and length (the more the better), and include compensation of some kind (you can't work at a competitor for a year, but they pay you 2 years' wages when they fire you, etc). They are much easier to enforce against high-paid executives than against ordinary employees.

    11. Re:I don't understand this arrangement by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be a Provincial matter though?

      Reminds me of one of my favourite Canada jokes:

      Every nation in attendance at an international symposium on elephants had to deliver a report on the animals.

      France's report: "The Love Life of an Elephant."

      America saw the economic values in: "Raising Elephants for Fun and Profit."

      Great Britain had their own unique view: "The Elephant and the British Empire."

      The Canadian report was, of course, typically Canadian... "The Elephant: A Federal or Provincial Responsibility?"

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  41. The reason... by airfoobar · · Score: 1

    At a guess, I'd say the reason employees might take customer data is to maintain relations with their old customers if they go freelance. I doubt most people would take personal customer info to do evil. Sure, there's no doubt some would sell it to spam.com, but I don't think they are the majority.

  42. Over 10 different jobs and 20 years ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over 10 different jobs and 20 years ...

    I've taken everything that I worked on only once; that was all the software, source code, code libraries, tools, everything needed to build the software client, server and data server for all 6 platforms that we built and supported. I took it for nostalgic reasons, but planned to use some of the tools on "home" projects. Never did, but I have looked at the code 3 times in the last 12 years since leaving that job. It wasn't too useful.

    I also took libraries and code from another job - Visix Galaxy rocked - for about 7 platforms (Win32, Solaris, Alpha, Mac, HP-UX, SGI, and Solaris-x86), but my home x86 machine wasn't powerful enough to run it. Now, I'd just use Qt to accomplish the same things. Never used it and Visix died once Java was released and became stable around 1996.

    Other jobs were so specialized that taking anything would have been pointless. I do wish I could get a copy of some nose wheel steering code that I wrote in 1990, however. It would be fun to look at, but completely useless to have since there's no chance I'd have the hardware or even a simulator to run it.

    I did have a job that was 2 years of completely wasted time. While the company thought I did a great job, I had nothing - ZERO - to prove that. I had ZERO deliverables and just attended meetings and sent emails to people all over the company on architecture and security decisions. I did get 1 thing implemented, but it was removed less than a month after I left - deemed to difficult for end users. That company was violating so many server software licenses it wasn't funny. They were fully compliant on desktops and audited those all the time. It was a publishing company. You'd think that THEY would understand copyright infringement, right? Anyway, I took nothing from that job and consider it a waste of 2 years of my life - at least the pay was good (2x my prior salary).

    At the last job, the company was extremely good at IT Governance and I wish that I'd taken all their IT Policy and Security Policy documents, but I did not. The Security team really did a fantastic job of covering almost anything related to network, computer, device, mobile, wifi, cellular, physical access and auditing requirements. Don't know that I'd use it, but since getting to a new job and being responsible for "workable IT policies", those docs would be nice to have as a reference. My new IT policy document is only 10 pages and only talks about what end users must do. We make all end users, including the CEO, sign a contract that they will follow it and that ignorance is no excuse.

    I don't expect to ever work at another company again in my life, so I think I'm done. At this point, stealing from the company is stealing from myself.

  43. I hade to take the stapler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a good stapler... it was a red Swingline

  44. You will be forever screwed. by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

    Fired and I didn't deserve it? I'd GIVE them a lawsuit.

    Employers can always find a reason for just cause for termination - always.

    Ever wonder why performance reviews are fucking ridiculous and you can never meet all of your "benchmarks"?

    And I can tell you this, even if you win the lawsuit after years of litigation and subsequently being unemployed because of it, you will at most get a couple of years of salary (most going for attorney's fees) and you will be forever unemployable because there's a database that tracks that kind of stuff. I asked my biz law instructor (employment lawyer in Atlanta).

    It's the same for hiring - they can always find a reason not to hire you.

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    July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001

    1. Re:You will be forever screwed. by internewt · · Score: 1

      Ever wonder why performance reviews are fucking ridiculous and you can never meet all of your "benchmarks"?

      Often the person deciding if you have met your benchmarks has their own benchmark of coming up with reasons to deny employees pay rises. It'll probably be called something like "operating at or below budget".

      This goes on right up a corporation, until you get to the very top with their $x00,000 bonuses, as there is no one higher to keep them in check.

      Perhaps if the system didn't work like this, fewer people would walk off with everything from stationery to corporate secrets?

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  45. Geeks taking surveys... by Frankenshteen · · Score: 1

    Are always going to boast. Anything to put fear to the man.

    --
    "It's a doughnut stuffed with M&M's. That way when you finish the doughnut, you don't have to eat any M&M's."
  46. Please don't do this....it won't end well for you by tacokill · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know a guy who did the same thing and was fired on the spot. He was escorted out and paid only through the end of the day. I was the one who fired him.

    I don't know why that company would have to keep paying your friend. Once you offer up the fact that you plan to resign, the company is under no obligation to do anything else for you. In fact, they could have just as easily said "no" and fired him right there and then (like most employers will do).

    Please, please, please do not follow the parent's advice on this. In almost all cases, it will not turn out well for you. I speak with authority because I am an employer and have dealt with this very issue recently. Attorneys were involved, counsel was sought, etc, etc. I am not talking out of my ass on this one.

  47. Just naive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anytime anyone has ever done a study looking at how morally upright people really are, then answer has *always* been "not very."

    We delude ourselves into thinking our neighbors are nobler than they are....because....wouldn't it be nice if they were?

    But they are not. Nobody is. Morality is difficult, and if we don't keep each other in check, evil will run rampant.

    As a related aside, I think that the RIAA (et al) is justified in their presumption that their clients are criminals. Most of them are. Of course, so are the RIAA. The more useful question question is not "how do we stop the crimes on both sides?" but rather "which form of crime is more evil?"

    Personally, I think taking freedom away from everyone in the world by forcing them all to pretend that an abundant good is non-abundant is a more harmful crime than copying non-personally-identifying data.

  48. re: honesty a 2 way street by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yep, exactly .... What these surveys DON'T collect is information on WHY individuals felt entitled to, or at least ok with walking out with company information or property.

    You don't see 49% of American workers openly stealing property from their neighbors or other people they do business with, right? (If you did, you'd have practically every other person in line at the store getting arrested for shoplifting!)

    In my current job position, I'm privy to quite a bit of company "proprietary information" and I have no interest in taking/keeping a bit of it. (Among other things, I wouldn't even really know what to do with it if I had it. I don't work for an I.T. related firm, though I'm in I.T. Their information and customer data is worthless to me, personally.) But I do remember working for a PC service place once before where I *did* hang onto a bunch of customer records. Why? Because after making every effort to work with the owner and his struggling business, he turned on me, falsely deciding I was "out to get him/sabotage his business", and quit sending me service calls with no warning or explanation. (To this day, I never really got a satisfactory answer to what was going on ... I was able to put together some of the pieces, though. I *think* what happened is his receptionist/office assistant decided she needed references or leads for a new job, so she started going through his customer lists to find contact info for people she knew would say positive things about her. The owner came in that night and saw his stuff had been gone through, so he assumed it was me, planning on stealing all of his customers.)

    At that point? I realized I still had the opportunity to hang onto a lot of his customer data because he had left it up on a web site calendar/scheduler application and not locked me out or deleted it yet - so I downloaded it and started soliciting the people directly. He threatened a lawsuit with a boilerplate letter from his attorney, but they didn't have a leg to stand on, because I never even signed a non-disclosure or non-compete agreement with them when I worked there! In the end, he decided to ditch his business and get a full-time job elsewhere, and many of his former customers were very pleased to know I was still around, because I was the one doing 90% of the service calls to them in the first place.

  49. I would be cautious about this survey by mbone · · Score: 1

    I would be cautious about this survey. The headline says "steal" but the article says "take," and those are different things. I get the feeling that this survey might be intended to find a particular result.

      Here is a real world example from my experience.

    I leave a company position at company X after some years, in a friendly fashion. I have a good friend who is an executive at one of company X's channel partners. Is his work contact information company X property ? What about his home contact info ? I have used company X pens in my pocket and used note pads in my briefcase and some training materials at my house. If they don't ask for this stuff at the exit interview, it is taking to keep it, but is it stealing to keep it ? If they have sent me emails and files at home (to my home email account), and nobody asks about this at the exit interview, is it stealing to keep it ?

    If you work a long time at any place, there will be many corner cases / judgement calls. I have returned stuff that was not asked for, and honestly not been able to find stuff that was asked for. There always seems to be a bunch of stuff that the company doesn't care at all about. I get to know most of the people I deal with personally and could contact them even if my address book was shredded. So, if I was asked, "did I take this or that" I might answer yes, without in the least feeling that anything was stolen.

  50. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't talk out of your ass bro. Like all employment law it varies heavily from state to state and country to country.

  51. code by confused+one · · Score: 1

    I've gigabytes of code, specifications and test data on my personal machine at home. Why? Because I often do work at night in my home office. When I leave, I'm not going to go out of my way to delete all that... There are confidentiality agreements and intellectual property agreements in place, which I signed. I wouldn't be an asshat and publish all their stuff, and risk the lawsuit that would likely follow, even if they fired me. But, as I said, I'm not going to go out of my way to delete the code.

  52. Pens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always end up with some pens of highlighters from any company I had left or been laid off from, but one place I was a contract employee at the owner would CONSTANTLY steel my pens. They were pens I brought in myself and after about 15 to 20 went MIA I had enough. I told him to stop taking them, as I had purchased them with my money and they were the nice gel pens which are not the cheapest ones. So he went out and got some pens for the office as a "sorry I took all your pens, I can't find them but here are these". What did he get? The cheapest BIC pens. The white with the black cap that you can get 20 for $3.

    So I thought all would be well and brought in more of my personal gel pens. The guy continued to steel my pens and when I confronted him about it while he was writing with one of my pens, he denied it and said the pen he had he bought. Funny thing is I sometimes scratch my fingernail on the side of the pens I use and it had the scratch on it. I told him such and he still denied it. Needless to say I worked for him till the contract was up and told him I was don't working for a person as unprofessional as him (the pens were only the tip of the iceberg and a sign of how much of a cheap ass the guy really was)

    The funny thing was the guy was using pirated software and had EPA violations, both of which I reported. He chose his battles poorly and ended up with EPA violation fines and had to purchase legal version of the software.

  53. Guilty by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, when my short tenure at an interesting company ended, I took a bunch of stuff. Full backups of the primary and development systems, tons of code,

    All of it on the express advice of the exiting CFO. He seemed to think I might be able to use it to get my last 4 paychecks cashed. Never did, but when the owner showed up somewhere else trying to make the system work, I got a call from his tech guy asking if I had any of the old code, and would I be willing to send it over. Hell, yeah, I was happy to send it. I even offered the tapes. All I needed in advance was the pay I was stiffed on. After his tech guy got all huffy, proclaiming that his boss 'wasn't that sort of a person', I told him to have the boss call me. What an earful.

    Turns out, he had a mega-deal going with a really recognizable firm, all he had to do was deliver on short notice this system so they could go out and start signing subscribers. And I had the code base to fix it, since he only got an out-of-date copy of the system before he left, literally in the middle of the night. I told him I wanted my missing pay. He would send a check right out, all I had to do was email him the code. I said no, pay in full, and reminded him I stuck around to make it possible for him to have anything at all.

    Never heard from him again. His mega-deal sputtered. The mega-company sputtered, and is not in the U.S. any more. You can occasionally buy their hardware on eBay, but the card to make it work is pretty much impossible to find. I have no doubt my old boss landed on is feet, last I heard he was making progress rebuilding a company and well on his way to another meltdown. But he kept the houses, cars, boats, and lost his wife. Ack.

    I've still got the tapes and all, but they are useless to me. And I won't go out and scrounge a DLT drive just to relive a painful memory.

    My boss before and after that? I left with nothing. But I got paid.

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  54. False Premises and Promises by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Usually businesses will offer permanence and hope of higher position and wages in the future in order to get unusual amounts of effort from employees. Imagine hiring someone and telling them the truth. That truth usually being that the employee will be dismissed and that the job has no potential and no future at all. So turn about is fair play. If the employee only steals from the company they are actually lucky. Many employees are thinking rope and a tree for the management on the way out. Pay them in promises. Pay them in recognition. But never,ever pay them with money!!!

  55. Employers get all the loyalty they give by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Employers get all the loyalty they give. I don't understand why, when employees have spent decades telling employees "you don't have a job for life" that employees have realised that this means that they owe no loyalty to their employers.

    And when many employers treat their (ex) employees training as personal property and demand non-compete terms or include any sodding thing as "their" information, that the employee doesn't care what the employer thinks is their stuff when they leave?

    1. Re:Employers get all the loyalty they give by swb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is so true!

      I can't count how many times I've had people tell me something like "Gee, that job offer sounded really good but we're in the middle of a project and it would derail it if I left..." or "....I really wanted to give them 30 days notice but they wanted me right away at my new job and I couldn't do that."

      WHAT!? Who cares! Most employers (corporate and small) will terminate an employee without any advance notice if there's even the slightest financial advantage to them, and in fact, that is SOP in most places.

      Your employer is not your friend. Your co-workers are not your friends. They do not deserve loyalty.

      There was a bar in the ground floor of the building I worked in that had a great sign on the wall:

      "People work for money. If you want loyalty, buy a dog."

    2. Re:Employers get all the loyalty they give by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your employer is not your friend. Your co-workers are not your friends. They do not deserve loyalty.

      Hmm, odd. I consider many of my co-workers to be close friends. And for some reason my employer has this weird attitude that by making sure I remain a happy healthy individual I will somehow yield a better return on investment than if I were to be treated as a disposable asset.

      Just because the corporate world in the US has turned into an all out abuse fest does not mean the same applies to other parts of the world. The ability to look beyond the next quarter's profits has not quite been exterminated yet, despite the best efforts of BA programs.

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  56. Re: honesty a 2 way street by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

    If you did, you'd have practically every other person in line at the store getting arrested for shoplifting!)

    That's a singularly odd shoplifting technique -- the Queue!

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  57. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why would you want to discourage your employees from giving notice? Unless the guy right out states that he intends to slack off, as an employer it's only to your advantage to get an early heads-up that you will need to hire a replacement.

  58. Re: honesty a 2 way street by iamhassi · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Despite your attempt to rationalize it I stll think what you did was wrong. That business owner shelled out a lot of money to start a business and find customers, then he was nice enough to hire you to service those customers. To stab him in the back and steal his customers after you were fired is wrong, even if you didn't deserve to be fired.

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  59. Knowledge by PC9001 · · Score: 1

    I take KNOWLEDGE with me har har har.

  60. I'd take what they cannot deny me. by rawler · · Score: 1

    I would take with me what I have in my head. The rest is mostly stuff I could rebuild faster bigger better at the next employer if they need it and I get the chance.

    1. Re:I'd take what they cannot deny me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rest is mostly stuff I could rebuild faster bigger better at the next employer if they need it and I get the chance.

      Then you, sir, have worked mostly on trivial projects with short timelines and aren't really taking anything of value with you.

      Having worked on multi-year projects with vast codebases, even knowing everything that it does would take you a very long time to recreate it because there's a lot of mature code.

      Some concepts and technologies can be easily replicated. If it's sufficiently large and complex, you simply can't just knock it out in a short period of time. If it's enterprise-level software, well, sometimes it would literally take years to reproduce it.

  61. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by swillden · · Score: 1

    I know a guy who did the same thing and was fired on the spot. He was escorted out and paid only through the end of the day. I was the one who fired him.

    You apparently didn't see any value in having him around to tie up loose ends, pass information on to his successor, etc.

    Was that because the nature of the job was such that there wasn't information in his head that the company needed, or because you screwed up?

    Attorneys were involved, counsel was sought, etc, etc. I am not talking out of my ass on this one.

    Sounds like it backfired on you. If you had to pay an attorney, it would have been cheaper to keep the guy on for a while longer, and just watch him to make sure he was actually doing his job.

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  62. now HR is cutting IT over the boss? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    now HR is cutting IT over the boss?

    wow that seems dumber then having a non tech IT boss.

  63. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your post is a glowing example as to why you never give two weeks notice. Simply wait until Friday at 4:30pm and let your employer know this will be your last day, and start your next gig on Monday.

  64. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    Depends on the contract. Some contracts require that the employee be given, and give, X months notice before the end of employment. the only permissible exceptions are certain kinds of gross misconduct, which would have to be proven in a tribunal if you disputed it. (FWIW, this is in the UK, where such contract terms are mandatory.)

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  65. Re:Asking US/UK workers and not asking India/Chine by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

    It's almost impossible to enforce contracts against companies that you'd offshore to (unless they have a US presence, and even then it's hardly feasible). The lesson? Don't offshore if you want the legal framework of your country to protect you.

  66. Re: honesty a 2 way street by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    That is a very good point - in many cases, "customer information" is personal contact information that the worker has built up through his own time and investment. in many cases, the first thing the person is likely to do at their new job is call up their old customers and say "hey, I'm working for X-Corp now, would you be interested in switching firms to continue to work with me." Since many customers are choosing their business based more on the individual agent than on the corporate structure, they'll switch.

    Technically, that information belongs to the company, but many people don't consider it unethical to keep it.

    As for pens, I think that has more to do with the weird way we look at value. Few people think twice about stealing a couple pens out of the supply room, but would never steal a dollar from the office every time they came in.

  67. What is the context and what are the consenquences by davidwr · · Score: 1

    What are the consequences of taking things home beyond the actual legal consequences, if any?

    If I were considering hiring you and I found out you took proprietary information home, I would be much more concerned with your motivation and your actual loyalty to your previous employer than I would be whether it broke your previous employer's company policy. If your motivation wasn't to hurt your past employer and you had reasonable loyalty to him at the time and you continue to have the reasonable loyalty that I would expect from an ex-employee then I would likely not count your take-home against you. If you were or are disloyal then I would worry you might be disloyal to me and I would likely not hire you.

    Of course, if you worked in an industry like national defense, I would expect you to never take company data home without explicit permission.

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  68. I have a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How unethical is it if all of the data was created by you? I don't think this company would still exist if it weren't for my contributions.

  69. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by tacokill · · Score: 1

    You ask a legit question. It all depends on whether you want that employee around. For employees "in good standing", it's not a problem to keep them around and I appreciate the heads up. In response, I will often give an extra week of pay as a tradeoff for the help they provide during transition.

    It is all dependent on risk/reward. Sometimes it's better to keep people around for transition reasons....and sometimes it's better to get them out as quickly as possible so they don't poison everything else.

    In our particular situation, firing on the spot was appropriate.

  70. Less noticeable to copy rather than steal? by noidentity · · Score: 1

    Employees openly admit they would take company data, including customer data and product plans, when leaving a job.

    Seems dumb to take the data and risk someone finding it missing, than simply make a copy of it so that the company wouldn't find anything missing. But that's just me.

  71. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by tacokill · · Score: 1

    You apparently didn't see any value in having him around to tie up loose ends, pass information on to his successor, etc.
    Correct.

    Was that because the nature of the job was such that there wasn't information in his head that the company needed, or because you screwed up?
    It was a sales position so I suppose it's the first one you mention. Sales is a very easy game to score, with respect to employee performance. Yes, we will take a minor hit getting the new guy up and running but that's a small price to pay in the overall scheme of things.

    Sounds like it backfired on you.
    Not sure why you would say that. We always consult attorneys in situations like this because I want to know what the law actually states and how it is interpreted. While I understand where your comment comes from, attorneys are not all that expensive when compared to the severance. Maybe $1000 for the attorney and around $10K for the employee. That's money well spent in my mind.

  72. And When Your Business Partner Leaves with by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    ...all the money in the bank account and assets and has constructed an alibi that "the Maquiladora" took it, then that is what?

    This is just an extension of stealing from the company. People can bitch about the office supplies and customer info, but there is a lot of stealing that goes on with the executives and shareholder/partners.

    Ben there for 40 years and seen it all. No answer to it other than vigilance and pre-worked out plans and the deliberate attempt to treat people nicely and fairly.

    If you DO NOT treat people fairly, don't expect your back to not have the scars and stitch marks.

  73. Wrong. by tacokill · · Score: 0

    More importantly, you could draw unemployment which affects your employer if they decide to fire you

    You are not eligible for unemployment if you were fired for cause. If you were laid off, you would be correct. However, if you are fired....you can not "stick it" to your employer by filing for unemployment. It doesn't work that way.

    1. Re:Wrong. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      You are not eligible for unemployment if you were fired for cause. If you were laid off, you would be correct.

      I don't think "resigning" is cause, so if you give two weeks notice and they fire you on the spot in an at-will state then that's being laid off. Least I'd think so, I never work under that kind of insane conditions (3 months here).

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    2. Re:Wrong. by emandems · · Score: 1

      > if you were fired for cause
      /cause/. I'm not sure if these are actual terms of art in law, but the three ways an employer can get rid of an employee is 1) firing with cause, 2) firing without cause, 3) lay off. If one is fired with cause or he leaves voluntarily, he is not eligible for unemployment benefits (in the US, or at least the majority of US states). If one is fired without cause, I think he can still apply for unemployment benefits, and if the former employer challenges that, it may go to a hearing of some sort. If one is laid off, there should be no challenge on the part of the former employer, although I've read recently, possibly here on /., that some employers routinely challenge unemployment benefit applications to avoid having to pay more into the benefits system.

      tacokill, you sound like a manager.

    3. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not eligible for unemployment if you were fired for cause

      If your employer can't locate the written policy stating that tendering a two week notice is cause for firing, then it can spend the money on lawyers trying to convince the court it was "for cause".

      Some places are up front about the fact that if you turn in a notice of resignation, you're done on the spot. The rest should probably check with their lawyers first.

      Of course like all other state law issues, this depends on your state, so there's plenty of misinformation to go around.

    4. Re:Wrong. by stanlyb · · Score: 0

      Why should your ex-employer bother with the Employment Insurance once you are unemployed? Is not these unemployment benefits being paid by the government? Or at least, by the cumulative EI?

    5. Re:Wrong. by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Remember, we're talking about being "let go" because you gave your two weeks notice. If that's considered "grounds" for your employer getting out of paying unemployment, that's messed up.

    6. Re:Wrong. by emandems · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, in most US states, employers pay into the unemployment benefits pool based on how many people have been let go and then collected. If it can be shown that an employee was let go for cause or left voluntarily, an employer can successfully challenge a benefits application, and then the employer's contributions to the pool will not increase.

    7. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I found this out when I left one job just to be laid off a year later from the new job. The employer pays into a pool based on some odd 18 month cycle. Basically, my old employer was on the hook for 6 months of my layoff. The new employer was responsible for the other 12. I know it does not seem fair, but that is just the way it is.

  74. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by hercubus · · Score: 4, Funny
    You think that's bad? I witnessed a meeting where the boss pressed a little button and Mr. Mustafa from Customer Relations was flipped _backwards_ into a fire pit.

    Talk about not ending well. But then I said "That was well-done sir!" and he was so amused that he put his pinky up to his lips and gave me an evil laugh.

    Believe me! I was there! That guy has like a Doctorate in Evil! Don't mess with any employers ever!

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  75. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so your anecdote translates to most employers? shut up idiot

  76. Re: honesty a 2 way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't think there's more scrutiny on the person walking out without buying anything versus the person leaving with a shopping cart full of bagged and paid for stuff?

    I know when I walk out empty handed at a lot of places, their little old lady at the door will ask me if I needed help finding anything.

  77. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I want a reference. Generally you don't do that if you want one (and have had an amicable relationship with your coworkers/supervisors).

  78. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    I speak with authority because I am an employer and have dealt with this very issue recently. Attorneys were involved, counsel was sought, etc, etc. I am not talking out of my ass on this one.

    In which jurisdiction?

    (as most everything else, laws dealing with such things vary from country to country and from state to state)

  79. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by painandgreed · · Score: 1

    I don't know why that company would have to keep paying your friend. Once you offer up the fact that you plan to resign, the company is under no obligation to do anything else for you. In fact, they could have just as easily said "no" and fired him right there and then (like most employers will do).

    Insurance. Those three months salary may be chump change compared to what might happen if the new guy can't perform the same job as the old guy you just fired. Critical system goes down, some job can't be completed, or there is some obscure but important bit of knowledge that wasn't transfered are all cases where it might pay to keep the guy on salary so you can call him in, as he is still on salary, and get him to tell the new guy how it's done. I used to do technical support for Adobe (Pagemaker and Photoshop), and I would get about one call a week from some manager at a print shop who had a guy who had been fired or laid off. Not only did they not know how to operate the programs needed to finish "this project that MUST be printed TODAY", but they often didn't even know which file it was on the computer they needed to print. My official technical advise to them was the beg the guy they had just fired to come back because he is the only one who could probably help them. The notice is often a courtesy to the company to give them time to hire a new person to fill the position and transfer knowledge. Things often aren't documented and if they are it's usually in a manner only the writer really understands well. Some hiring processes can take months to find the right candidate and bring them up to speed.

  80. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

    You are part of the problem, jackass.

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  81. Its all good by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I have taken from all companies I worked for, a copy of certain software's that I worked on, specifically due to the nature of the coding. If ever there was an implication later on, I could prove that the records I have with the dates show exactly what was what when I left, and nothing can be said to be me, but having been added after I have left. This is usually the case when dealing with accounting software where legal issues can come up much later in life and come back to haunt you. I have signed a disclosure form for each company so I know that I am not stealing and that I am under obligation not to share the code, so all in all, it is ok for these exact purposes, but it depends individually on each person's contract with their company, what is allowed and what is not.

  82. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you fire immediately? I put in a letter of resignation with about 2 monthes before I planned to leave. I did it as a courtesy. They told a co-worker and I we were too important to be allowed to take vacation (not why I left, its was more my boss breaking things (i.e. unplugging the network cable from the DHCP server) at 2,3,4,5am and then calling me, a single father at the time, in to fix them). I figured if I was too important to take vacation, I would give them a bit of time to try and figure out a plan for working without me.

    About a year before I left, I told them I was planning on looking for a new job. THey were playing some BS games about paying me which a lawyer said was completely illegal, I asked for some help from my boss in dealing with them, and when he refused I said it would make me reconsider my position.

  83. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Myopic · · Score: 1

    You're not talking out of your ass, and yet someone modded you troll instead of informative. Welcome to Slashdot.

  84. Stealing? by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    1st mistake is calling it stealing. It is a copy, if it was stolen then the employer would be missing something and would be asking for it back.

    It may or may not cause harm but what can you expect when you purposely try to blur work and home to get extra free labor from employees and blur the distinction between friend/family and work to also take advantage of employees? Employees are not going to respond to all that quite the same if work would just stay in its role in their lives.

    1. Re:Stealing? by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      If its the United States you're talking about, theft means whatever a large corporation defines it to mean.

  85. Re: honesty a 2 way street by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but it's a two-way street. The employer stabbed him in the back, so he stabbed right back. Self-defense is always moral.

    As for being "nice enough to hire you", that's bullshit. Employment is a two-way street. The employer needs the employee just as much as the reverse. If not, then don't hire anyone and do it all yourself.

  86. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by cowscows · · Score: 1

    I don't think there's a path that's always right in every situation. I left my previous job because I was entirely underwhelmed with the management and the quality of work that resulted from the chaos there, and I certainly didn't feel like I owed my boss anything. But I gave plenty of notice and spent that time transitioning my responsibilities to other people in a somewhat controlled manner. I was willing to do this not for the benefit of my boss, or the company, or our clients, but mostly for the benefit of my coworkers, many of whom I became friends with during my years at the company, and who were already stressed enough without having my work dumped on them suddenly one day.

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  87. Employees Would Steal Data When Leaving a Job by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    I once worked for a company in the New Product Development Group for a company that provided materials for the semiconductor industry. A new top management team came in and decided to get rid of that unit. You can guess what happened - the stock price went from ~$15 to $0.60 within a year as the company lost business to its competitors. I didn't take anything with me but that gained through my experience there. Once and a while I get a call from an engineer or product manager about my input on some problem. I just tell them that my consulting fee is $250/hour in 6 minute units. They now can't afford me!

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  88. Re: honesty a 2 way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Most people I know don't start "stealing" from their companies unless they feel they are being wronged in someway. Generally this is due to excessive forced overtime (the company "stealing" the employee's time), making up for expenses they didn't feel they should have to pay out of pocket (IE for office supplies not on the approved list, having to go to a meeting or a convention far from the office without being reimbursed for the extra travel cost), etc.

    And by stealing, there are many ways to steal- expensing cabs when you are heading home instead of to a client, ordering dinner before the 9:00 time or whatever company policy says you can, walking out with a pen in your pocket or jotting down a personal note is in the strictest sense, "stealing."

    I don't know anyone who has admitted to taking something tangible of significant value for their own personal use- IE a computer/laptop, phone, office furniture or equipment, though I am sure it happens. Intellectual property theft I feel is quite overblown. I don't really know of any firms where you can take any non-trivial amount of code from company A and install it and run it at company B without taking so much time to adapt it to their systems that they probably could have written it from the ground up to begin with.

  89. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man are you an asshole.

  90. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    It was worse than that; you're leaving out an important part. Mr. Mustafa didn't die right away, and kept moaning loudly and disrupting the meeting, so the boss had to call one of his minions to go finish the guy off.

  91. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Not sure why you would say that. We always consult attorneys in situations like this because I want to know what the law actually states and how it is interpreted. While I understand where your comment comes from, attorneys are not all that expensive when compared to the severance. Maybe $1000 for the attorney and around $10K for the employee. That's money well spent in my mind.

    Your company doesn't have attorneys on staff?

  92. Re: honesty a 2 way street by soulsteal · · Score: 1

    To stab him in the back and steal his customers after you were fired is wrong, even if you didn't deserve to be fired.

    That's not wrong, that's capitalism, baby.

  93. Richly Deserved by Atrox666 · · Score: 1

    After companies doing everything they can possibly do to fuck their employees they have the gall to complain about getting fucked back? Screw them.

  94. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you fire him, he will earn more money than just by resign. At least in my country (Argentina).

  95. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you offer up the fact that you plan to resign, the company is under no obligation to do anything else for you. In fact, they could have just as easily said "no" and fired him right there and then (like most employers will do).

    Please, please, please do not follow the parent's advice on this. In almost all cases, it will not turn out well for you. I speak with authority because I am an employer and have dealt with this very issue recently. Attorneys were involved, counsel was sought, etc, etc. I am not talking out of my ass on this one.

    First, if you are not talking out of your ass, you ought to advise the job holders to get the advice of an employment attorney in their jurisdiction. Right? Also, what happens if you say you plan to retire in 3 years when you turn 65? In 10 years? In 20 years? At what point does an intention to stop working in the future justify immediate dismissal? This is not simply an "at will" issue as unemployment insurance and other compensation mechanisms the employee often pays for are in play.

    As others have pointed out, you treat this 3-months-notice type will dictate how all employees will act in the futre. Game theory is a bitch, man.

  96. ethics broken for many people by stumblingblock · · Score: 1

    My personal opinion is that repeated stories of corporate management supersalaries and superbonuses, even when there is no logical reason has worn away the ethics of many corporate employees. Rather than an attitude that we are all working together towards common goals, many now feel that it is OK to go for as much as you can get for yourself, and the company, the public and ethics be damned.

  97. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by zrelativity · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ah US centric as if world and employment outside does not exist.

    At the last job I had in England, UK. My contact said three months notice period (applies to both side!!!). So, if I give my notice period, and they no longer want me on the premises, they will have to keep paying for the notice period - that's the contract. Off course, I am also, legally, not allowed to start another job.

    **Z

  98. Very much a matter of definitions by AdamWill · · Score: 1

    Well, this is a very 'company-centric' view, by the looks of it. Think about what 'company data' is.

    Say you're a salesperson for an electronics retailer. Someone comes in and wants to buy, oh, a TV. You give that person fantastic service they're happy with, they buy a TV, they love it. They come back the next week a buy a camera. Then some other stuff. Every time they come and search you out because you gave them such great service, and they feel happy dealing with you. Finally, you leave the job. On leaving, you take their phone number out of the company system and give them a call and say 'hey, just wanted to let you know I'm not working at Big Electronics Store any more, but if you need any help with all that stuff you bought from me, just give me a call on this number!'

    I suspect, according to the terms of this survey, that would be 'taking company data'. But is it wrong? The customer was dealing with _you_ as much as, or more than, they were dealing with Big Electronics Store. I'd see this more as a sad indictment of the victory of the very American philosophy of the supremacy of the corporate entity over the personal relationship, myself.

    (no, this is not a thinly-veiled version of my life. I've never worked as a salesperson, actually. Just a hypothetical.)

  99. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    "on staff" doesn't mean they work for free. If you know attorneys who work for free, please send their number.

  100. I guess I am in the other 70 - 80% by assertation · · Score: 1

    All I took were some pens, which having chewed on them, I didn't think anyone else would want. Yes, I know it is nasty habit.

  101. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Yes, it does mean that. "On staff" means they're paid a salary to be there every day, whether they're actually doing work or twiddling their thumbs.

    Unless you've seriously overloaded your on-staff lawyers (meaning you need to hire more), then it shouldn't be that big a deal to get them to spend a little time researching an issue.

    Of course, most companies these days seem to prefer to understaff themselves to save money and then whine about how they're "understaffed", so that would probably explain why your company is so badly managed that an on-staff lawyer can't spend a couple hours researching an important issue and you need to pay extra to outsource the work.

  102. Re: honesty a 2 way street by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    I agree with everything you said except, "Nice enough to hire you."

    Hiring me isn't a favor. I'm not your loser cousin who can't hold down a job because of his drinking problem. I'm a skilled and experienced professional, and I goddamn well will be treated like one.

    The last time someone told me I should suck up a bad situation because I was, "Lucky to have a job" I quit. On the spot.

    Within 3 months he was offering me a 10% raise, and 3 months after that his replacement was offering me 20%.

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  103. Re:keep a copy of your email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do keep a copy of my email. However, it's in Outlook's exported email format. I run Linux at home. So I have all this email but I can't access it!

  104. Worthless survey by winwar · · Score: 1

    "Escorting people out of the building and revoking their access privileges the second they get fired is actually warranted?"

    The answer to that question cannot be determined by this survey. The poll was unscientific (conducted online) and as a result its results are meaningless. Even if it was conducted in a proper manner, the questions are not reported nor do we have any idea of the actual group of people it covers. In other words, it is an epic fail. Unless of course you want to promote an agenda or get page hits, then it is an epic win.

  105. Re: honesty a 2 way street by dissy · · Score: 1

    he turned on me, falsely deciding I was "out to get him/sabotage his business"

    *snip*

    so I downloaded it and started soliciting the people directly

    *snicker*
    Guess he was right but for the wrong reasons

  106. Notices mean nothing in legal terms by tacokill · · Score: 1

    But notices have no legal meaning in the workplace. You can send all the notices you want and they have no legal muscle until you actually leave or the employer "accepts" your offer of resignation under whatever terms you all agreed to.

    Just saying "I will leave in 2 weeks" has no legal meaning unless the company responds with "ok, we accept and agree to pay you for the two weeks you plan to work". Until the employer accepts all you have done is advertise that you no longer want to work there. If the employer does not accept, you still retain the right to walk out the door and quit right then and there.

    Employment law does not prevent them from firing you on the spot and it does not prevent them from rejecting the terms of your resignation (ie: I work for 2 more weeks, you pay me 2 weeks pay). There is no legal requirement for an employer to "accept" your resignation and the terms you dictate.

    If there was a legal requirement for employers, I'd just say I am resigning effective Feb 2022 and you Mr employer have to pay me until then.

    1. Re:Notices mean nothing in legal terms by stanlyb · · Score: 0

      Regarding the labor law, if you want to resign, you have to give 2 weeks notice. The same is for the the employer. Except if there are some additional clauses in your contract, but there is also some already defined maximum. This the Law. As simple as that. I simply cannot understand what is so unclear??? And just saying "i am leaving in 2 weeks" in written, and documented, is regarding the law pretty much all that you can do. No one could stop you to leave after that. NO ONE. And of course, there is no law preventing your employer to kill you too, but that does not make it more or less legal. It is still breaking the law (not the criminal one, but the labor), and there are some consequences for everybody, daring to break the law.

    2. Re:Notices mean nothing in legal terms by kaleth · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you live, so that might be true there. However, no state of the US I've ever lived in has a law requiring two weeks notice. Generally, employment in the US is "at will". I can quit, or be fired, at any time. Two weeks is just a common courtesy.

  107. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Curious...

    Would you please disclose what company you work for, so I know not to apply there ever? Or at least not to give them the professional courtesy of two weeks or more notice? Clearly they don't deserve it...

  108. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by tacokill · · Score: 1

    No, we don't. Is that a serious question? Most companies don't have attorneys on staff. The only people in business who would want attorneys around all the time are other attorneys...

  109. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    They don't? My 1800-person company has lawyers on staff (1 or 2). Any moderate-sized company or larger will have lawyers on staff, sometimes a whole department. It's a lot cheaper than constantly contracting out for legal services.

  110. Re: honesty a 2 way street by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

    Customer information only 'technically' belongs to the company if it's written in the contract.
    If an employer hires a representative, who cultivates a list of clients and uses them to the companys benefit, Then you need to figure out if the company is a) employing someone who can bring them in money through whatever method (gettign contacts to provide custom, in this instance) or if they are hiring a person, and getting contacts themselves, and having the employeee manage the company's contacts.
    I think you'll find there are a lot of potential employees who are valued because of their contacts and their possible custom from these contacts,
    This is why people who have/can get a lot of contacts are usually the ones who are kept in employment. The ones who don't aren't hired or who can't get them aren't kept on.

    Of course, an employee taking a list of the companys contacts, especially when that employee had nothing to do with aquiring said contacts is potentially stealing, but this is not always the case.

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  111. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Ok, now I get where you are coming from....

    We are nowhere near 1800 ppl. Try 25. That's why we keep a firm on retainer for advice. That's a much cheaper option than keeping a 6-figure attorney on staff. My god, just the thought of having an attorney on staff makes me shudder!

    In my line of work, attorneys are the sales stoppage department.

  112. I have every piece of code I've ever written, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at every company I've ever worked at. Not that I care, but we're allowed to remember stuff, what's the difference if I keep my notes?

    I still remember one particularly scummy bunch (the company was originally okay: it got infiltrated by a dirtbag executive who hired all his friends and ran the place into the ground) who decided to be a software company without the expense of a development staff. They called a year or so later telling us that our product needed a Win7 update (they were still selling it online, with no tech support) but they'd lost the source code and did we have a copy we could polish up for a commission?

    Even if I had trusted them to pay anything, I would have been afraid to admit I had a copy: given their management, they might have been trolling for someone to sue.

  113. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I didn't realize your company was that small. For that size, just having one on retainer certainly makes the most sense. I'm used to working at much larger companies.

  114. quite a few years ago by alizard · · Score: 1

    the company I was working for suddenly got paranoid and started cracking down on carrying floppies onto company property because of a network viral infection incident widely believed to be the fault of somebody at C-level.

    I brought in a QIC-40 tape cartridge identical to what the company was using for server backup. By mistake, I used the same format for my own desktop backup, I'd bought a cart the night before and forgot to take it out of my backpack when I got home the night before.

    The temptation to do an unauthorized backup quickly passed when I realized my employer had nothing worth stealing... their technology was useless even for its intended purpose (including making money, the company folded a few months later), and anyone buying the product was probably an idiot.

    I was there because I REALLY needed the money.

  115. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if you work for assholes like tacokill, you simply stop showing up. Don't even bother with the notice.

  116. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on what country you're from/what kind of employment agreement you have.

    In Australia, it is unlawful to not pay an employee if they have given appropriate notice of their intent to leave. (I think gross misconduct may overrule that last part, but am unsure).

    I have always been confused about US employment agreements, or lack thereof. It seems to be mostly about lawsuits after you're fired. Here, you can appeal to Fair Work authorities in a documented and controlled fashion that costs the employee little or nothing.

  117. Steal Data ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does one steal or take data ? After all, it's probably going to be a copy and the company will still retain their copy so that haven't really lost anything, have they ? You simply pirated it away. We know all data wants to be free, so how could there be any harm, right ? So long as it's for personal use and you share it without any monetary gain for yourself, you haven't really done anything wrong, right ?

  118. In Soviet Russia, files own you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Russia, the copyright issue is a tad complicated. The "Author's Rights" are divided into two classes: "Substantial rights" and "Non-substantial rights". The first category comprises the rights that have something to do with producing physical objects or using them, e.g. the right to make copies, restrict making thereof, extract profit, etc. The second group comprises the rights that cannot be taken away, sold or transfered, as the right to be and to openly name yourself as the author of your work.
    Now, the copyright for work-for-hire code belongs to the company, but the "right to be an author" belongs to the programmer, which makes him or her entitled to having a copy of the work in question for one's own private purposes.
    Thus if after being fired you take a copy of your code with you for private reference, or for taking pleasure in reviewing your work, or whatever else of such kind, it's legit in Russia.

  119. the work staycation by zogger · · Score: 1

    Why not just sit it out and take the two weeks pay? Isn't that a lot of loot? If they restrict you from doing regular work for that time, big deal! Goof off, post on slashdot, play some games, read a book, do some of your own coding stuff..whatever.

    Money is money. And also, you have stuck to YOUR word in that case, you offered two weeks, and stayed there, it is their fault and loss if they don't want you to do legit work during that time. Now actual *abuse* is a different story, but even then, document the abuse (short of physical I mean, and if that occurs you can go right to the cops) for the full two weeks, then let a lawyer take a glance at what you have. It might turn out to be quite lucrative.

    Keep the moral and ethical high ground, and get paid to do it.

  120. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know a guy who did the same thing and was fired on the spot. He was escorted out and paid only through the end of the day. I was the one who fired him.

    let me guess, he wasn't able to get unemployment because he was quitting? if that was the case, going postal would be perfectly justified imo.

  121. It's a two way street... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    While there are employees who do violate the trust of their employer, it is far more likely the employer violates the trust of the employees by:

    1. Paying them less than a living wage.
    2. Arbitrarily reducing their wages during tough economic times because the employer knows the employees cannot get another job.
    3. Making the employees work overtime without pay.
    4. Requiring non-competes as a condition of employment, making it impossible to be legally hired after leaving.
    5. Declining and/or reducing benefits.

    I'm aware of no case in which an employee theft erased the value of the product made for the company, or even the profit on the product. Most US companies make around a *half million dollars* per year, per employee.

    Think about that. A company paying 10 or 20 cents on the dollar for labor will try to squeeze out an additional 15 to 30 hours of work beyond the standard 40 hours per week. They'll discontinue benefits because they consume a mere half percent or less of the revenue made by an employee. They'll freeze cost of living increases (less than 1.1% of the gross) because, "Times are tough".

    I'm sorry, but almost never does an employee steal more than a few thousand dollars from their employer. It is always the other way around - companies treat employees like cattle, sequestering billions of dollars in their corporate coffers as while denying basic things like health care and living wages to their employees.

    Employers are almost *never* the victims.

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  122. Re: honesty a 2 way street by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    "As for being "nice enough to hire you", that's bullshit."

    Maybe in bizarro world, but here in reality there's dozens of applicants for a single job, not the other way around, unless you're some famous superstar and everyone wants you. So yes he was "nice enough to hire you", because he had dozens of other people he could have hired instead of you.

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  123. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by k8to · · Score: 1

    Duh, it depends upon:

      - your contract
      - the laws in your jurisdiction

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  124. Heading is incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What people say they would do and what they end up doing can be very different things.

  125. Re: honesty a 2 way street by smellotron · · Score: 1

    Self-defense is always moral.

    I disagree. I think self-defense is always justifiable, but that doesn't mean it's moral. Besides that, stabbing someone in the back in return for a previous stabbing is not self-defense, but revenge.

  126. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Being paid a salary is actually quite different from working for free.

  127. Re: honesty a 2 way street by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Right, and how many of those would have actually worked out, instead of being flakes, being incomptent (because they lied on their resumes), etc.? Employers typically go to significant lengths to find people that can actually perform, because lots of those dozens of applicants you mention can't.

  128. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it also means you have someone on-hand to handle short, high-priority tasks, and you don't have to pay any more for it than you've already budgeted. If you've built enough slack into your scheduling, it shouldn't affect your timetables much either.

  129. 3 months notice by Builder · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of posts here talking about 2 weeks notice or immediate exit, but in my last 2 roles, I've been on a 3 month notice period. In the last one, I was required to work that 3 months, and fortunately my new employer was still happy to hire me, knowing about this.

    That isn't an uncommon notice period here in the UK these days, and I can't see how you'd have someone come in every day for 3 months with no access.

    You have to hire people that you trust, otherwise they could be ripping you off at any time, not just on the way out the door.

  130. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

    Ahhh, America, land of shit employment laws.

    Thankfully I think most of the world likes to prevent employers from screwing over their employees like that, and vice versa mind you. At least here in NZ, firing on the spot will get you into court very quickly where you will be severely punished for your disregard of the rights of the employee.

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  131. format c: ? by AnarChaos · · Score: 1

    I probably wouldn't take any data with me... but they better have a full backup somewhere because destroying a shitload of work is basically only ONE click on ONE button mehehehe

  132. Re: honesty a 2 way street by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    only on /. would the same post be Insightful one day and Flamebait the next ;)

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  133. And by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    I think Employee will always complain that Employer exploited him unless he is made shareholder of the company.

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  134. Re: honesty a 2 way street by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    "and how many of those would have actually worked out,"

    And who said this guy did? He was fired for a reason, and in this case it's because his boss thought he was stealing clients. He had to do something to make his boss believe he would steal clients... and *shock* he did hang on to a bunch of clients and started soliciting them after he was fired.

    Guess his boss was right for firing him after all.

    I am a "boss" and we do surveys of our customers to see if anyone's soliciting. If someone is I immediately dismiss them but never tell them why, because I don't know if he's soliciting 1 or 20 and I don't want him retaliating against the customer (some people go crazy after getting fired).

    Maybe that's what happened in this case, boss got feedback that this guy was soliciting so he was fired and now he feels justified stealing customers because he was fired. He was still wrong for stealing customers.

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  135. Re: honesty a 2 way street by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Actually, it sounds like I should step back in here and clarify this a bit.

    First off, the employer in question was already winding down his business before the whole "someone took my clients!" thing came up. He announced to us he was no longer paying for the office space he had been leasing, and he was going back to "running the business out of the basement of his house, like it was when he first started it". Right then, I knew that meant his office assistant was losing her job, so I asked what this meant for me? That's when I was assured that he'd "continue to send me jobs, like before - except he'd just call me on the phone to tell me where to go for each one" and I didn't need to come into an office first, anymore.

    Within only a few DAYS of him ceasing to live up to his promise (and again, remember, I was never officially "fired" .... just left hanging, waiting for my phone to ring until I realized he wasn't really going to call me anymore), I had a couple of his customers calling ME on my cellphone, because they couldn't reach the owner and needed computer service. They dug around until they got my cell number.

    I just don't see any way to construe my actions as "wrong" under these circumstances. On the contrary, if I had just ignored the whole situation and started looking for a different job - how many people who relied on us for computer support would I have inconvenienced? Sure, they could hire some competitor -- but then they'd get people unfamiliar with their systems and software, who they'd be paying for their time to get up to speed on it again. And how would any of it been fair to me, personally, either? I gave 110% for this company for several years, because I really wanted it to succeed. I really ENJOYED doing on-site work and cared about the customer-base. I had no interest in trying to do it all alone, especially since he already had a great corporate logo, invested in Yellow Pages advertising, and had some parts inventory in stock that I would have had to buy out-of-pocket if I did it by myself. But after being back-stabbed for something I didn't do and putting me in that position? I think it was fully justifiable.

  136. Re: honesty a 2 way street by gfreeman · · Score: 1

    Unless you mostly agree with him, you're basically saying that the 8% of unemployed Americans are incompetants, flakes and liars.

    I've hired for plenty of positions, and a fairly typical response level would be 40-50 applicants, half of which can be discarded at the resume level immediately. The rest of the resumes get deeper scrutiny, so maybe a dozen or so applicants get the phone call to discuss whether it's in both our interests for them to come in for an interview. Half a dozen interviewees get the technical interview, and if more than one stands out, there'll be a second interview with more of an emphasis on team integration.

    Employers do indeed go to great lengths to find the right employee, but in so many ways there are plenty of other people who could have been offered the job without the world ceasing to turn.

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  137. Re: honesty a 2 way street by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    "First off, the employer in question was already winding down his business before the whole "someone took my clients!" thing came up."

    Then you didn't steal anything since the business was out-of-business.

    that was an important part of your story that probably should have been included.

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  138. Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

    Jobseeker Trick #143: You're usually smart enough to steer prospective employers only to references who are going to provide an excellent reference. I'd never provide a reference contact for myself who wasn't going to say I was a great employee.

  139. Re: honesty a 2 way street by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Unless you mostly agree with him, you're basically saying that the 8% of unemployed Americans are incompetants, flakes and liars.

    Incompetency isn't a binary trait (is or is not). It's relative to the job.

    Personally, I'm incompetent at being an astronaut, mainly because I've never trained for it. I'm also incompetent at being a hairdresser (and have no interest in gaining competency at it). However, I'm quite competent as an embedded software engineer (at least I like to think so; my employer hasn't fired me yet so I guess they think so too).

    Lots of people apply for jobs they're not competent for. That doesn't mean they can't do any job, it just means they're trying to move up, or into a job they think they want. It could just be there aren't any openings for their expertise and they're getting desperate and applying for whatever they can get without resorting to becoming a greeter at Wal-Mart. Sometimes it even works out, if the employer is desperate, they may give the guy a chance and he might be able to figure it out as he goes.

  140. IT people need to grow a pair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pardon my English, but I think that is the best way yo put it.

    I work only 9 to 5 and everybody knows it.

    Out of hours work? Fine. How much are you going to pay me to do it or how are you going to compensate me for it?

    Bonus? You must be joking, I may not be here by the bonus time.

    Somebdoy shouts at me? I say in no uncertain terms I will not talk to that person until he/she comes down, and I will report it to the respective company arbiter if such behaviour happens again.

    Geeks: grow a pair.