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  1. Econophysicists. WTF? on True Size of the Shadow Banking System Revealed (Spoiler: Humongous) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I did my masters in non-Newtonian budget surpluses.

  2. Re:Within a species? on Flies See the World In Slo-Mo, Say Researchers · · Score: 1

    You must have read that quite a long time ago as there is no species called a brontosaurus.

  3. Seniors see the world at blazing speeds on Flies See the World In Slo-Mo, Say Researchers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sitting in the left lane going ten under the speed limit while the world screams by.

  4. Re:You will become a cog in the machine on Robots Join Final Assembly Line At US Auto Plant · · Score: 2

    I think you nailed it. The 8 hour workday needs to be shortened.

  5. Re:Color e-reader? on Insiders Say B&N Will Launch New Nook,Tablet In October · · Score: 1

    And it should run my Windows programs.

  6. Re:slow news day I guess on How a Grandmother Pioneered a Home Shopping Revolution · · Score: 1

    More like "The first lines drawn with sticks in the dirt by neanderthals lead directly to the Comic Sans font"

  7. Re:Mass hysteria! on Social Media Is a New Vector For Mass Psychogenic Illness · · Score: 1

    Tell 'em about the Twinkie.

  8. Fingerprints? I don't think so on Can the iPhone Popularize Fingerprint Readers? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Best Animaniacs adult humour: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908

  9. Re:And yet... on Facebook Deletes Social Fixer Community Page Without Explanation · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have battered women now? I've just been eating them raw.

  10. Writes about writers on Meet the Guy Who Fact-Checks Stephen King On Stephen King · · Score: 2

    It's so annoying to always have the protagonist be a writer. It's self-aggrandizing that an author always puts himself as one of the main characters.

  11. Re:So, we've gone from ... on Flash Mobs of Trading Robots Coalescing To Rule Markets · · Score: 3, Informative

    Botnets are a coordinated networks of computers under a single malicious control. However, these trading 'robots' are individual computers under malicious control. They may seem like they coordinate with one another but they operate completely independently, reacting to the market not to some master controller.

  12. Re:Mass vs Size on Black Holes Grow By Eating Quantum Foam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do people equate mass with size? Because they've met your mom.

  13. Re:scary on Wireless Charging Start-Up Claims 30-Foot Radius · · Score: 1

    "Who wants 1/3 of a watt focused on their gonads accidentally?" What about intentionally?

  14. Wifi allergics are going to freak out on Wireless Charging Start-Up Claims 30-Foot Radius · · Score: 3, Funny

    The tinfoil hat crowd is going to go ballistic when this technology becomes ubiquitous. I can't wait. I'm already thinking of witty one-liners.

  15. Blame Microsoft on Seagate's Shingled Magnetic Recording Tech Boosts HDD Capacities to 5TB and Up · · Score: 4, Funny

    People will just blame Windows for the sluggishness.

  16. Re:Big oil on How Car Dealership Lobbyists Successfully Banned Tesla Motors From Texas · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I just knew I'd get a +5 if I invoked Big Oil, whether they had anything to do with it or not. Just goes to show how useless the Slashdot scoring system is.

  17. Re:Nobody is Banning Tesla on How Car Dealership Lobbyists Successfully Banned Tesla Motors From Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Protesting by not doing business in the state sure sounds a lot like lobbying.

  18. Big oil on How Car Dealership Lobbyists Successfully Banned Tesla Motors From Texas · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Texas doesn't want electric cars because it goes against their oil industry, which pretty much runs the state.

  19. Re:Remember what George Carlin said on British TV Show 'Blackout' Triggers Online LOLs · · Score: 2

    IQ is forced to adhere to a normal distribution. In reality, 'intelligence' isn't normally distributed. Hardly any measure of a non-random phenomenon for a population will be normally distributed. Forcing IQ to a normal distribution is one of its critical flaws.

  20. HDCP Compatibility on Is It Time to Replace Your First HDTV? (Video) · · Score: 1

    If you were lucky enough to by a big flat panel TV before they were HDCP compatible then you got totally screwed.

  21. Re:Remember what George Carlin said on British TV Show 'Blackout' Triggers Online LOLs · · Score: 2

    Intelligence measurements such as IQ can be arbitrarily calibrated to a normal distribution, at least near the center of the curve, because researchers don't really know any better and it seems to make life easier for them. However, there's no reason for the tails representing dumb people and very smart people to be equal in size other than trying to make the data fit an easy to analyze mathematical curve. But that's largely irrelevant, as the point I was making was that many people have a fundamental misunderstanding of the word 'average'.

  22. Re:Remember what George Carlin said on British TV Show 'Blackout' Triggers Online LOLs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Half the population isn't dumber than the average. That's not what average means. (pun intended)

  23. Who cares about battery life? on British TV Show 'Blackout' Triggers Online LOLs · · Score: 1

    If the grid goes down, so do the cell towers. I didn't see the show but I'm guessing that mobile phones worked despite the blackout.

  24. Re:How Long Before Postal Services Die Out? on GameFly Scores In Longstanding DVD Mailing Complaint · · Score: 1

    If they targeted parcel delivery properly they could stay afloat. How about offering services we want such as simply holding my packages at the post office and emailing me when they arrive so I can pick them up on my way home from work? Instead, they try to deliver to an empty house and then you can't pick up the package until late the following workday. It's ridiculous. They complain about a changing market affecting their business but they've done very little to try to keep up with the changes.

  25. Re:that's silly. on GameFly Scores In Longstanding DVD Mailing Complaint · · Score: 1

    You can't even RTFS. They were treating Netflix discs with gentle loving care for nothing extra but were charging GameFly extra for packaging their stuff so it didn't break when the post office treated it like trash. They should not only have won their case within minutes but had every penny of over-payment returned.