Moderation must be limited to those with no fucking brain cells. How can something with no moderation on it be considered overrated? DUH, the mod's a fucking moron. Geez, people, get a goddamned clue!
> So if you drink coffee constantly, you might just lose some weight.
And if you drink tea (esp. green tea), it's more likely to help, as opposed to caffiene/coffee, which is more toxic. Plus tea comes in flavors other than sugar, charred, and charred-flavoured.
> a number in excess of 35 trillion that is "so big that there's not a word for the number,"
If it's so far in excess of 35 trillion, why was 35 trillion even mentioned? If it's between 35-36 trillion, then those are the words to describe it. If it really IS far in excess of 35 trillion, why bring it up at all? Just say "more than we will use in the considerable future," or some other equally vague phrase.
> just cover all the seats with pigskin and serve nothing but ham sandwiches.
That would keep out all the Jews, however, which would cut into sales tremendously. (Sounds like a racist/bigoted statement, although it's not really intended to be so.) That would be a good thing for the rest of us. (That, however, IS a bigoted statement - one which I don't truly believe.)
> I don't know what they're doing wrong, but I know I picked up Japanese better in 3 years than most japanese get english in 6
While I can't personally speak for the difficulty in learning Japanese, I've heard that English is very difficult to learn properly. Especially after being brought up on something so dissimilar as Japanese (or Chinese, for that matter). I've taken German & Spanish (total 8 years in the two) and only truly understood English after finishing those classes, despite the fact I knew little more than english for 14 years of my life.
(and just so I don't look like a complete fool, I know my sig doesn't translate properly -- it's intentional)
> It would be like Arizona passing pro-Spanish/anti-English laws.
That's almost correct, and would be if Spanish was considered an official American language as well. I don't think it's a good thing, but it is not something that can be equated easily with anything American.
> the system to store the passwords will probably be cracked and reverse engineered
Let's hope your insurance company doesn't get ahold of that, or they'll raise premiums 'cuz yer f&*#ing crazy! Come to think of it, I'm f&*#ing crazy... What to do? I KNOW! I'll go cancel my life insurance policy, so they'll not be able to do it! Hehe, stick it to the man. I'm so smart.
> begin the cut on your lower abdomen, and rip the skin from your cro[t]ch, while at the same time you would be singing a religious psalm of some sorts.
Hmmm, suddenly, being alone for the rest of my life doesn't seem so bad...
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Moderation must be limited to those with no fucking brain cells. How can something with no moderation on it be considered overrated? DUH, the mod's a fucking moron. Geez, people, get a goddamned clue!
> So if you drink coffee constantly, you might just lose some weight.
And if you drink tea (esp. green tea), it's more likely to help, as opposed to caffiene/coffee, which is more toxic. Plus tea comes in flavors other than sugar, charred, and charred-flavoured.
> a number in excess of 35 trillion that is "so big that there's not a word for the number,"
If it's so far in excess of 35 trillion, why was 35 trillion even mentioned? If it's between 35-36 trillion, then those are the words to describe it. If it really IS far in excess of 35 trillion, why bring it up at all? Just say "more than we will use in the considerable future," or some other equally vague phrase.
> $0.000838
Wow, now THAT's what I call a MICROpayment.
> I'm going to wait for NGrouting.
N Grouting? Does that mean I can seal my bathtub remotely? Cool feature!
> It just takes a little bit of thinking to get the joke.
I must be really stupid, 'cuz I don't get it at all.
> "The Jesus Press kit" [bible]
:)
That's a good one, I';ll have to remember it
> just cover all the seats with pigskin and serve nothing but ham sandwiches.
That would keep out all the Jews, however, which would cut into sales tremendously. (Sounds like a racist/bigoted statement, although it's not really intended to be so.) That would be a good thing for the rest of us. (That, however, IS a bigoted statement - one which I don't truly believe.)
> The gov't would bail them out with more corporate welfare.
PERFECT! Parent deserves Score of 5 -- spot-on analysis.
> the first post was calling the beetle a gay car.. they are good cars.. chicks do dig them.. really dig them
That's because the chicks aren't threatened by you: They think you're gay.
Hmm, come to think of it, you might be on to something.
> I don't know what they're doing wrong, but I know I picked up Japanese better in 3 years than most japanese get english in 6
While I can't personally speak for the difficulty in learning Japanese, I've heard that English is very difficult to learn properly. Especially after being brought up on something so dissimilar as Japanese (or Chinese, for that matter). I've taken German & Spanish (total 8 years in the two) and only truly understood English after finishing those classes, despite the fact I knew little more than english for 14 years of my life.
(and just so I don't look like a complete fool, I know my sig doesn't translate properly -- it's intentional)
> It would be like Arizona passing pro-Spanish/anti-English laws.
That's almost correct, and would be if Spanish was considered an official American language as well. I don't think it's a good thing, but it is not something that can be equated easily with anything American.
> I also use ze email. It eez a veree tough kind of, ow you say - paint,
Please excuse my utter lack of understanding that joke. Were you implying the word "enamel?"
(I can ruin ANY joke with ignorance!)
> Well everyone in Canada already and has for years used the term "courriel"
I think you need to look up the word "everyone." I've spoken to quite a few canadians and never heard that term before a few days ago.
> I wish there was a +1 Rimshot mod. :)
There is, it's called "Funny"
> Whoever started the idea that men should spend every day scraping their face into to feminise themselves has a lot to answer for
That's an extremely good point that most people never think of.
Nope, I had nothing important to say, just backing you up.
> Your cat's breath tastes like catfood?
Smells like cat food... "olores"
> the system to store the passwords will probably be cracked and reverse engineered
Let's hope your insurance company doesn't get ahold of that, or they'll raise premiums 'cuz yer f&*#ing crazy! Come to think of it, I'm f&*#ing crazy... What to do? I KNOW! I'll go cancel my life insurance policy, so they'll not be able to do it! Hehe, stick it to the man. I'm so smart.
S-a-m-r-t, smart!
> begin the cut on your lower abdomen, and rip the skin from your cro[t]ch, while at the same time you would be singing a religious psalm of some sorts.
Hmmm, suddenly, being alone for the rest of my life doesn't seem so bad...
> #3 looks like that goatsecx guy....
"What's it all mean, Doc?"
"It means that you're fucking crazy, so get the hell out of my office, you sicko."
> two fat guys
Hmmm, now that you mention it, #8 reminds me of the Blue Meanies (are they the right ones? Maybe it's a different one) from Yellow Submarine.
> oh come on, # 5 is OBVIOUSLY Osama bin Laden.
Uh oh, time to break out the steganography program to decode his evil intent.
> "Too Many Users"
I kept hitting F5 until it loaded. If it were anyone but MS I'd have given up to relieve server load.
> I understand the up-front costs can be less than the shredder.
True, but the monthly subscription fees are ungodly.
> misabused is obviously a joining of misused and abused. It's like saying ``double plus abused'' .
:)
No, no, no. It is a correct term. The information was supposed to be abused, but they ended up abusing it in the wrong way, hence, "misabused."