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New Zealand Tree Stuck In Evolutionary Time Warp

sciencehabit writes "A eucalyptus-like tree from New Zealand is still waging a battle that should have ended over 500 years ago. The tree continues to sport evolutionary adaptations, such as barbed leaves, to protect it from a large, flightless bird known as a moa. There's just one problem: the moa went extinct around 1500 AD."

337 comments

  1. Easily explainable. by Lueseiseki · · Score: 2, Funny

    That tree is stuck in an endless recursion of time.

    1. Re:Easily explainable. by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That tree is stuck in an endless recursion of time.

      Not just the Tree is stuck - WE Humans are stuck with far worse repercussions than bunch of trees and shrubs. It was a great evolutionary advantage for us to all be greedy a few thousand years ago, where greedily stockpiling the cave with food, fur coats and "things" helped our kids get through the next harsh winter alive... but today that evolutionary baggage is going to get us all killed. More advanced human societies began to wake up to that, limiting greed with laws for the greater good - but then the primitive side of us helped hijack that greater good goal and create corporations. Legal structures obliged by law to be greedy... for the good of the shareholders, of course. Now certain corporations have firm control over our politicians...

      I don't look forward to the stack overflow that is heading our collective way when the natural environment tips out of balance enough to remove that evolutionary baggage for us.

    2. Re:Easily explainable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you mean it forgot to put a break; statement in the for loop for its genetic code?

    3. Re:Easily explainable. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, please. The idea of a utopian ideal where "we've outgrown greed" is so funny in both evolutionary terms and biological terms it's... well, it's like thinking that randomness ill cause your hostess's underwear to jump several feet to the left for quantum uncertainty reasons. It can be amusing to discuss, but it isn't going to happen for "evolutionary" reasons. You'll just have to get her underwear moved the normal way, alcohol and fast talking.

    4. Re:Easily explainable. by orasio · · Score: 1

      Nice insight.
      Anyhow, I don't think greed is in our genes.
      Where I live, people don't aspire to being rich. The summum of wealth is a small house with a brick and mortar barbecue and a car.
      Those who have more that that, hide it and say they are "middle class". It's not cool to show you are rich.
      And our country is inserted in the global economy.
      Of course, greed is a part of our society, because without it, you won't be able to give your children a good education, or retire. But that is imposed from outside factors. I think most people are greedy, because in most of our forms of organisation you need it to lead a decent life.
      Change that need, and the next generation would not be greedy.

    5. Re:Easily explainable. by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its not about outgrowing greed - not possible we are talking about an deeply ingrained evolutionary tuned instinct.
      It is about using just enough intelligence to not allow primitive instincts rule supreme in our societies. Just had a nice little demonstration in the financial industry, in case you didn't notice.

    6. Re:Easily explainable. by Gorbag · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah. Limit all the greed except mine. I'll take the greed sins of the world unto myself. Send all your possessions to me. Hurry, while you can still atone!

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    7. Re:Easily explainable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually can see it happening. We could genetically engineer greed (among other undesirable traits) out of our genes.

    8. Re:Easily explainable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look, as far as the tree is concerned, the defence is working - it hasn't been attacked by a moa for 500 years. Why would it change?

    9. Re:Easily explainable. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, my. Greed, like entropy, doesn't have to be "ingrained". It's a direct and predictable result of the benefits, to individuals in a complex environment, of being greedy, much as entropy is a predictable result of complex systems allowed to have random interactions. And it doesn't take _intelligence_ to limit. Wolves, bees, even bacteria have ways to limit excess growth. These ways may be nasty: killing and eating those who hoard and wind up with most of the food, for example, is a nasty business.

      Now, can intelligence often do a better job of limiting the destructive and maximizing resources for the species? Sure. That's why we have civilizations and cultures, to preserve and spread information to the next generation. But don't ignore those "primitive" impulses. It's like ignoring physics when you try to design a computer: it keeps popping up, and you can't just ignore it.

    10. Re:Easily explainable. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      What you can't see happening is the unimaginable societal violence you'd have to perpetrate to make that happen.

      I actually like having a faster computer, a bigger house, a nicer car, and a cooler phone than I had a few years ago.

    11. Re:Easily explainable. by FourthAge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't know if it's unimaginable, because "genetically engineering greed.. out of our genes" is exactly what Marxism is all about, and exactly what the Soviets and the Chinese actually did to tens of millions of people after their revolutions, with genocidal consequences far outstripping the better-known crimes of Hitler.

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    12. Re:Easily explainable. by Metasquares · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not that this would be a good idea. Greed is a desire to further one's own position. We owe much of our lifestyle to it; capitalism has transformed it into a powerful force for progress. Remove it from society and society will stagnate. It's only a bad thing if it starts trampling on others' rights.

      I'm similarly against removing any "undesirable" traits. Who gets to decide what is "desirable"? The traits people view as "proper" tend to be social norms, and do change over time. What gives that person the right to impose his own view of morality on everyone, before they even acquire the capacity to choose their own morality for themselves? What would happen to our individuality?

    13. Re:Easily explainable. by SteveFoerster · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about your kids go first. Then they can all work for my kids.

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    14. Re:Easily explainable. by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Greed, like entropy, doesn't have to be "ingrained". It's a direct and predictable result of the benefits, to individuals in a complex environment, of being greedy, much as entropy is a predictable result of complex systems allowed to have random interactions.

      No it does not have to be ingrained, and in fact will not be when the fixed-action patterns of behavior are "new" as far as evolution is concerned. However given enough time (again, as far as evolution is concerned), fixed-action patterns of behavior do and will become an ingrained instinct (as so much research has shown it is now accepted evolutionary theory). This is so true in fact, that even knowledge passed on by parents to offspring, if significantly beneficial over time - becomes ingrained instinct that no longer needs to be taught. Again this is fixed action behavior, a category that Greed falls into. Humans are not going to instinctively learn how to drive cars - but they may instincvly learn to fear road crossings if enough people died, over enough time. Thats just how it works. Oodles of evidence supporting this, but to stay on the New Zealand them you can brush up a bit here.

      Now, can intelligence often do a better job of limiting the destructive and maximizing resources for the species? Sure. That's why we have civilizations and cultures, to preserve and spread information to the next generation. But don't ignore those "primitive" impulses. It's like ignoring physics when you try to design a computer: it keeps popping up, and you can't just ignore it.

      Well, yeah. I suspect you don't get the point (I never said individuals can outgrow greed, never said it should be ignored - do your read the posts you reply to?). At a "civilizations and cultures" level greed is not only being ignored, but in most societies has been embraced as the modus operandi. Again, queue Financial "crisis" as a recent demonstration for your consideration - a small and completely insignificant event on the evolutionary scale.

    15. Re:Easily explainable. by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      it's like thinking that randomness ill cause your hostess's underwear to jump several feet to the left for quantum uncertainty reasons. It can be amusing to discuss

      And even more amusing to simulate.

    16. Re:Easily explainable. by dryeo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Funny enough capitalism has done exactly the opposite, using genocide to remove the non-greedy from the gene pool. How many lives were taken by America's official policy of genocide will never be known as there were no census's at the time but may well of numbered in the 10's of millions as well and would have if there had been enough people to kill.

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    17. Re:Easily explainable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey....stuff.

    18. Re:Easily explainable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this your first time watching Fight Club without adult supervision?

    19. Re:Easily explainable. by wzzzzrd · · Score: 1

      Yea, it's funny, but it is also true. Some people posted the same thing but with more words. As far as I am concerned, this should be EOT.

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    20. Re:Easily explainable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not an asshole because I want to be, I'm an asshole because its IMPOSSIBLE to be anything else! Evolution says so! Biology too!

    21. Re:Easily explainable. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You know that greed is the evolutionary basis of our existence, do you? Why do we rule the world, and not other animals? Because we killed and ate them, or took all their resources away from them them. You can use pretty words like "we were evolutionary more successful" to hide that fact. But it's still exactly what happened.

      The only reason your neighbor does not kill you and steal all your things, is because it would hurt *him* in the long run. Either because of police punishing him. Or because it helps *him* more, when you are his friend.

      But please, throw away what you consider "baggage", and die out in an evolutionary blink of an eye. More for us. TYVM. ^^

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    22. Re:Easily explainable. by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised no one else caught the Endless Eight reference. Lord knows I've been stuck in a time loop week in and week out for the last month...

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    23. Re:Easily explainable. by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Hehe. That pretty much sums it up.

      Evolution dictates that the tree that is most difficult to eat is the one that survives.

      But when all of them survive... what, you expect that suddenly all the trees will revert? No - they keep on evolving.

    24. Re:Easily explainable. by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 0

      So the tree is 500 years behind the times. The last place on earth that can make fun of something for being behind on something is Slashdot. Say anyone read the story on how "Facebook Lets Advertisers Use Pictures Without Permission". I did. About a week and a half ago on Digg. But look on the bright side at least we arnt getting "NEW" stories about some guy named Noah and a terrible rainstorm.

    25. Re:Easily explainable. by shird · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

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    26. Re:Easily explainable. by Aereus · · Score: 1

      That tree is stuck in an endless recursion of time.

      Remember to bring your bicycle and plenty of money!

    27. Re:Easily explainable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cue not queue. Fucktard.

    28. Re:Easily explainable. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      The New Zealand paper is actually interesting. And it, not unreasonably, tries to extend the definition of "instinct" to include learned behaviors, behaviors that may be propagated for reasons that make complete evolutionary sense but are transmitted by learning, not by genetics. Unfortunately, when it went to silliness like "Therefore, if it be the case that the insect possesses the power of inheriting memories", it went to the same silly place as believing that animals can inherit traits surgically grafted onto their parents. (This is sometimes called Lamarckianism.) The idea has been widely discredited by experiment, and it's not necessary to support the existing data.

      And that is an unusual definition. If you're going to use that non-genetic definition, mention it. And one of the big, big issues with such "instinctive" behaviors is that they are fairly easily overridden. Skinner demonstrated that baby ducks, for instance, can be trained to teat other objects as their mothers if they "imprint" on them.

      Greed, unfortunately, is a different story. Not because it's not taught, or extremely well established in human culture, but because it arises as a very obvious "evolutionary" tactic for organisms. It's an emergent behavior of complex systems, described by the "Tragedy of the Commons" and by Robert Malthus' work on food supplies versus population. There's nothing "primitive" about it: it's fundamental to systems that compete, like thermodynamics and feedback. Your point that "we humans are stuck" with greed is like saying we're stuck with eating food: getting to a place where greed is not a major factor is conceivable, but unlikely.

      Can greed be limited and managed? To some extent, certainly. But calling it "primitive", as you did repeatedly, is like calling the number "3" primitive. It's a very strange claim.

    29. Re:Easily explainable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have missed the GP's point, see this thread for your questions re-stated the and GP's reply, for clarification: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1314753&cid=28820423

  2. evolution by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Insightful

        So, they're implying that evolutionary traits should disappear after a relatively short period? Why? I'd suspect they may fade away over centuries, but not necessarily.

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    1. Re:evolution by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      Just stirring up some controversy. In a year or two, there will be another paper contradicting these bogus assertions. TFA:

      David Lee, a tropical botanist at Florida International University in Miami, says that although the evidence is speculative,

      In this case, we can speculate on the evolution of the story as to who may originate the next round of barbs.

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    2. Re:evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they don't, the slashdot editor is implying that...

    3. Re:evolution by CarpetShark · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed. I originally thought the post was about trees that were CONTINUING to evolve. But simply having old adaptations is pretty uninteresting.... nay, normal. Especially for trees, which repopulate very slowly compared to say, fruitflies.

      Anyway, the only reason for a species to "unevolve" changes that are no longer necessary is if they are very expensive, and no other side-effects make them beneficial. Barbed leaves may collect more rain and retain heat better than unbarbed leaves, and plenty of tree species have similarly pointed leaves, even when they're grown and well fed in managed woods and public parks.

    4. Re:evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think they don't imply this. The conclusion of that article seems to be that if you want to understand the properties of a current species, you not only have to look at the current environment and selection pressure, but also look into the past and take extinct species into account, because big evolutionary changes take a long time. Especially in this case it might take a long time, until the defense mechanism against moas gets removed by evolution again, because the selection pressure to do so is probably low. The selection pressure to develop a defense against moas was probably a lot higher in the first place.

    5. Re:evolution by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First it's important to notice that the number of generations for a tree over 500 years are fewer than for a human. So even a fifth generation can show very few differences. The trait may also stop other species from preying on the tree, even if it isn't obvious unless the trait disappears.

      And if the cost of maintaining the treat is low it may not disappear for a long time.

      Give it a few thousand years more and we'll see what happens. It is possible that it evolves into two forms, one with leaves that don't have barbs and one with barbs.

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    6. Re:evolution by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      So on one hand we get told time and time again that evolution takes 'millions and millions of years' and then on the other hand, we get stories about a tree being stuck in evolution when it's the same as it was 500yrs ago. Sorta like oak trees, pines, Eucalypts and, come to think of it, every other blooy tree out there I can think of...

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    7. Re:evolution by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful
      As usual the slashdot headline sends readers in the wrong direction, creating a strawman myth that one would expect a plant to evolve within a few hundred years for its readers to beat down, when the article makes no such assertion.

      Here is what the article is about: "to understand the evolution of plant traits, you also need to look at extinct herbivores and their interactions with the plants." In other words, to see why something is the way it is, you may have to uncover evidence that is hard to find because things have changed. Is this a revolutionary idea? No. But they have discovered a likely reason why a particular plant has a curious behavior of changing dramatically mid-life. The article is simply telling that story, not scratching its head in why the plant hasn't lost this adaptation in the 500 years since the extinction of its former predator.

    8. Re:evolution by dtaciuch · · Score: 1

      Old adaptations are pretty common--take the Osage-Orange, for example. Nothing eats it, nothings disperses the seeds anymore; the creatures that probably fed on it and spread the seeds went extinct long ago (giant ground sloths, etc). It would have likely gone extinct too, but we humans planted the tree for windbreaks and for useful wood.

    9. Re:evolution by mevets · · Score: 1

      The last paragraph of the article describes introducing the emus and ostriches to test the hypothesis. By doing so, he will extend the usefulness of this adaptation.

    10. Re:evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So, they're implying that evolutionary traits should disappear after a relatively short period? Why? I'd suspect they may fade away over centuries, but not necessarily."

      Evolutionary formed genetic trails can hang around for a very long time. For example, human embryos still have a tail. (We all had a tail when we were forming :). It obviously doesn't normally stay for long during the time the embryo forms, but genetic instructions are very clearly there to form a tail on a human embryo and in rare cases, some humans are still born with remnants of a tail.

      For example: Here's a good photo of a human embryo, http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/on-line/lifecycle/50.asp

      Also if you can stomach it, google for human tail.

      If a evolutionary trait presents no evolutionary disadvantage, then its likely to stay even for millions of years.

    11. Re:evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. Evolving to sprout spiny leaves is not a conscious decision on the tree's part -- it's simply a mutation that made the species more successful. Now that trait persists in the tree's DNA. There is no reason to expect the trait to disappear unless it somehow harms the tree's ability to reproduce, in which case further mutation might reduce or modify the trait over time.

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    12. Re:evolution by Fyzzle · · Score: 1

      If they do ;)

      Unless there is an evolutionary advantage to losing the barbs there will be no changes.

    13. Re:evolution by mpe · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I originally thought the post was about trees that were CONTINUING to evolve. But simply having old adaptations is pretty uninteresting.... nay, normal. Especially for trees, which repopulate very slowly compared to say, fruitflies.

      Thus 500 years is likely to equate to very few tree generations. Especially if mature trees of this species typically live for several centuries.

    14. Re:evolution by mpe · · Score: 1

      Old adaptations are pretty common--take the Osage-Orange, for example. Nothing eats it, nothings disperses the seeds anymore; the creatures that probably fed on it and spread the seeds went extinct long ago (giant ground sloths, etc). It would have likely gone extinct too, but we humans planted the tree for windbreaks and for useful wood.

      Quite a few domesticated species might well go extinct if humans wern't around. Others would be likely to evolve back into something similar to whatever they were pre domestication.

    15. Re:evolution by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Actually there is a lot of variation on the length of a generation depending on type of tree. Looking out my window I see Alders that live for perhaps 40 years, Willows that probably live for less being very fast growing and getting rot pretty easily. Popular that is also very fast growing and probably lives for perhaps 50 years as well as Hemlocks and Cedars (Arborvitae) that can live for Hundreds or even thousands of years.
      I have no idea about the tree in the article, but it is not unreasonable that it's generation length is similar or even shorter then Humans. Especially since most trees start reproducing before 20 years old.

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    16. Re:evolution by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Well, the real interesting conclusion you can draw from this article is that these sort of "expensive" adaptations take trees many thousands of years to readapt and get rid of them. Meaning there's a strong chance that a tree species that coevolved with a mammal/bird species is likely to go extinct in the meantime.

      A great example of a tree with an even worse adaptation than this is the Kentucky coffee tree (Gymnocladus dioicus). It's got these great big, leathery pods with large seeds and this weird gummy filling that looks like well-aged snot. The seeds have such a thick, impermeable coat that they sound exactly like a pair of marbles if you clack them together and they won't absorb any moisture even after sitting in water for months.

      To get them to absorb anything at all, you have to sit and file a part of each seed until you're all the way through the outer coat (takes forever) or soak them in 14M sulphuric acid for a couple hours! Drop them in water and they'll soak it up like a sponge and germinate in less than 48 hours.

      And why should it be this way? Because the pods are made to attract a mastodon and then the seeds to survive a trip through its digestive tract. No wonder it's a species in decline throughout its range.

      Sam

    17. Re:evolution by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I originally thought the post was about trees that were CONTINUING to evolve. But simply having old adaptations is pretty uninteresting.... nay, normal.

      Well I do think it's a neat adaptation but yes, it's completely expected that it would still be around.

      Especially for trees, which repopulate very slowly compared to say, fruitflies.

      Anyway, the only reason for a species to "unevolve" changes that are no longer necessary is if they are very expensive, and no other side-effects make them beneficial. Barbed leaves may collect more rain and retain heat better than unbarbed leaves, and plenty of tree species have similarly pointed leaves, even when they're grown and well fed in managed woods and public parks.

      Not entirely, if the adaptation is neutral it will eventually go away just from random genetic drift, it needs to be actively selected for to remain in the population. That being said it doesn't have to be the adaptation itself that being selected, the underlying genes could have other important roles to play and remain around on that regard.

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    18. Re:evolution by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>So, they're implying that evolutionary traits should disappear after a relatively short period? Why? I'd suspect they may fade away over centuries, but not necessarily.

      Heck, palm trees still have defenses against dinosaurs. 500 years of anti-moa is nothing.

  3. It isn't instant. by DarkNinja75 · · Score: 5, Informative

    And humans still have tailbones.

    1. Re:It isn't instant. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And a lousy and useless hair on the body that many shaves off for vanity reasons.

      I'm just waiting for the genetic fix that takes care of unwanted traits in humans - like body hair, obesity and depression.

      We have the ability to genetically engineer a human today.

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    2. Re:It isn't instant. by FudRucker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      shameless stolen and pasted for your pleasure...

      So here's the thing: We have 46 chromosomes. Our nearest great ape relatives have 48. On the surface, it looks like we must have lost two. But that's actually a huge problem. Made up of organized packs of DNA and proteins, chromosomes don't just up and vanish. In fact, it's doubtful any primate could survive a mutation that simply deleted a pair of chromosomes. That's because chromosomes are to the human body what instruction sheets are to inexpensive, flat-pack furniture. If you're missing one screw, you can still put that bookcase together pretty easily. But if the how-to guide suddenly jumps from page 1 (take plywood panels out of box) to page 5 (enjoy bookcase!), you're likely to end up missing something pretty vital. All this left scientists with a thorny dilemma: How could we have a common ancestor with great apes, but fewer chromosomes?

      Turns out: The chromosomes aren't missing at all. Genetic investigators caught the first sign of the missing chromosomes' scent in 1982. That year, a paper published in the Journal Science described a very funny phenomenon. Researchers knew all chromosomes had distinctive signatures; patterns of DNA sequences that can be reliably found in specific spots, including in the center and on the ends. These end-cap sequences are called telomeres. Telomeres are like the little plastic tips that keep your shoelaces from unravelling. They protect the ends of chromosomes and hold things together. Given that important function, you wouldn't expect to find telomeres hanging out on other parts of the chromosome. But that's exactly what the 1982 study reported. Looking at human chromosome 2, the scientists found telomeres snuggled up against the centromere (the central sequence). What's more, these out-of-place human telomeres were strikingly similar to telomeres that can be found, in their proper location, on two great ape chromosomes.

      This evidence laid the groundwork for a brilliant discovery. Rather than falling apart, the two missing chromosomes had fused together. Their format changed, but they didn't lose any information, so the mutation wasn't deadly. Instead, scientists now think, the fusion made it difficult for our ancestors to mate with the ancestors of chimpanzees, leading our two species to strike out alone. In the two decades since the original study, more evidence has surfaced backing this up, which leads us to 2005, when the chimpanzee genome was sequenced around the same time that the National Human Genome Research Institute published a detailed survey of human chromosome 2. We can now see extra centromeres in chromosome 2 and trace how its genes neatly line up with those on chimpanzee chromosomes 12 and 13. It's a great example of evidence supporting the common descent of man and ape.

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    3. Re:It isn't instant. by MathiasRav · · Score: 2, Funny

      We have the ability to genetically engineer a human today.

      Sure we do: Eugenics! Why leave it to science to experiment, when you can do all the work as easy as selective breeding?

    4. Re:It isn't instant. by Theolojin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And humans still have tailbones.

      It's a good thing, too, what with all the muscles and tendons that attach to the tailbone. What would they attach to if we didn't have a tailbone? I mean, can you imagine not having a tailbone as a vital part of the weight-bearing structure? We wouldn't be able to sit down.

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    5. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obesity is an eating problem, not genetic. People only say that because they don't want to admit that they became a fatass due to their unhealthy eating habits.

      Depression is a self esteem problem. People aren't born with a "depression gene", they become depressed over time because of their weak will and defeatist attitude.

    6. Re:It isn't instant. by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      I would rather speed up the process, natural selection by itself is a little too slow. With a chainsaw, some magic blasted into DNA, and the right breeding methods, I can make the perfect Chocobo-err, human.

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    7. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your spine has to end somewhere, and tail bone is just an expression. It's called a coccyx.

    8. Re:It isn't instant. by lozeerose · · Score: 0

      Looks like a an example of how God chose evolution for His method and pulled us from the pack and endowed us with a spiritual soul at the correct moment in order to make us human. Evolutionary theory and even the existence of life on other planets is not outside the realm of God. As humans we only know a small piece of the puzzle especially since we have fallen from grace through Original Sin. But if we follow God on His terms then we will get to the see the whole picture in the end. Those who think that God would not use evolution limit his power and mystery, and in my opinion limit their faith to something of their own creation. Check out http://www.catholic.com/ for more information about the Church and evolution (and more). Remember Pascal's Wager and you'll have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

    9. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Remember Pascal's Wager and you'll have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

      Oh but kafir, Pascal assumed that you only had one God to choose from. And you have chosen the wrong one, by ignoring the word of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him). Alhamdulillah. Allahu Akbar!

    10. Re:It isn't instant. by KillerBob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm just waiting for the genetic fix that takes care of unwanted traits in humans - like body hair, obesity and depression.

      Of those you listed, body hair is really the only one that could be treated genetically... obesity is largely a result of your lifestyle in most cases. Yes, there's some who don't have a choice, but most who are obese are that way because they eat too much of the wrong kind of food, and don't get enough exercise.

      Similarly, while there's a genetic predisposition towards depression, a lot of people who suffer from it don't have that marker. Depression is largely due to circumstances and lack of a support network... a person is suffering from a life crisis and hasn't been equipped with the tools they need to deal with the emotions surrounding it.

      Personally, I'm leery about when they start tinkering with our DNA to remove unwanted traits. What happens when they decide to apply it to something other than genetic diseases, and start applying it to things like a genetic predisposition towards homosexuality, or curly hair, or being short? When we lose our genetic diversity, we become significantly more vulnerable to outside influences, and the human race is already very shy on genetic diversity... the average colony of bonobos has more genetic diversity in 200 individuals than the human race has in 6 billion.

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    11. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So body hair becomes fashionable again, as it undoubtedly will, but your genetically engineered kids can't grow any. They are really going to thank you for turning them into freaks.

    12. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe someone posting to Slashdot believes in nonsense superstitions fabricated by myriad ancient goat-herders.

      We won't even get into the fact that the vast majority of these superstitious fables were 'borrowed' from other groups of ancient goat-herders they came into contact with.

      The ridiculous idea of 'Original Sin' pre-dates anything found in that nonsense 'bible' by the way.

      The list of contradictions, copycatting, backpedaling, morally reprehensible behavior, and outright lies found in that text astound me. I can't believe people actually take it seriously, or willingly follow it as some sort of truth.

      I suppose it must function as some sort of mental security blanket for the intellectually crippled.

      I wonder how those idiot 'Creationists' deal with the fact that we are just an animated pile of chemical processes and microscopic symbiotic organisms more easily facilitated by the expanded presence of Carbon and H20.

    13. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most behavior is also genetic. If people are genetically driven to be competitive and enjoy the taste of fruits and veggies instead of Chips and icecream they wouldn't be as fat. There's a perfect case study in american indians. American Indians have much higher rates of obesity and diabetes than other populations even controlling for socio-economic conditions. Why?

    14. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Remember Pascal's Wager and you'll have nothing to lose and everything to gain."

      Like the other poster mentioned, Pascal's Wager requires a binary choice: God or no God and omits the millions of other gods people have worshiped, and any other god(s). Assuming for the sake of argument that the choice is binary, there's a second fatal flaw with Pascal's Wager. Take the two people of the wager: one is a believer only out of the presumed reward, and the other is a nonbeliever honestly stating non-belief from whatever rational argument despite the absence of reward offered by non-belief (other than church-free Sunday mornings). Pascal's Wager assumes that God will be pleased by the former's facile, grasping worship and angered by the latter's honesty. People who think Pascal's Wager is a good argument seem to have a very dim view of God.

    15. Re:It isn't instant. by dwillden · · Score: 1

      obesity is largely a result of your lifestyle in most cases.

      In many cases it is, but my family tends to be very tall and slender, and it's genetic, both my sons are in the upper percentiles, 90% or higher for both of them, for height but usually come in at 20 to 40% for weight, and my siblings are all tall and slender, though I appear to be the extreme case in the family.

      I eat whatever I feel like, drink my Dew like it comes out of the tap, but I am still several pounds below what I "Should" weigh for my height. I'm also lazy and would rather play on the computer or read a book than go for a run or step anywhere near a gym.

      That said, if someone were to isolate the genes that cause this tendency to be tall and thin, and then we were to start genetically modifying all children, introduction of my genes to replace those specific genes in others could and should decrease the incidence of Obesity.

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    16. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The human tailbone (coccyx) is typically composed of three to five fused or non-fused bones resulting in two or three segments. While there are some functional attachments made to the coccyx, the structure can be removed in part or in whole with no ill effects in a procedure called a coccygectomy. Embryological studies have shown the development of an external tail is the norm for humans, although after reaching a length of about one-fifth the length of the embryo it is absorbed by the fetus during subsequent development. Humans are occasionally born with external tails, and on rare occasions tails with cartilage or actual bone vertebrae. For these reasons, the human tailbone is vestigial.

    17. Re:It isn't instant. by BobNET · · Score: 1

      Sure we do: Eugenics!

      KHAAANNNN!!!!!!!

    18. Re:It isn't instant. by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      Plus, under cases of extremely low caloric input, your body hair suddenly grows out extensively, and becomes far more efficient at trapping heat. It's rather rarely seen outside of anorexics, though, since virtually everyone has enough fat to serve as insulation.

    19. Re:It isn't instant. by superslacker87 · · Score: 1

      *Boom!* ...Well, I guess we don't have to worry about that AC's line of argument anymore.

      Clean up! Aisle five!

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    20. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The argument of your first two paragraphs is wrong. Even assuming your facts, you have merely shown that genetic variation doesn't (primarily) account for the variation in obesity and depression amongst the present population. This is not the same question as whether there could be a genetic fix. I can think of countless small changes that could have an impact on either of those things. Finding the fixes, of course, would be a bigger challenge when they're not already visible in the gene pool.

      This is all separate from the discussion into which your final paragraph delves - that of whether we ought to. There are arguments on both sides, but I certainly agree that we should be careful in discarding genetic diversity.

    21. Re:It isn't instant. by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Tailbones are for suckers. The human back is such a nightmare for walking upright. If a half-decent engineer spent a few hours on it a much less trouble-prone design could be whipped up.

      Back pain is the #1 neuromuscular complaint doctors hear.

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    22. Re:It isn't instant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Function

      In humans and other tailless primates (e.g. great apes) since Nakalipithecus (a Miocene hominoid)[2], the coccyx is the remnant of a vestigial tail, but still not entirely useless;[3] it is an important attachment for various muscles, tendons and ligaments â" which makes it necessary for physicians and patients to pay special attention to these attachments when considering surgical removal of the coccyx.[1] Additionally, it is also part of the weight-bearing tripod structure which act as a support for a sitting person. When a person sits leaning forward, the ischial tuberosities and inferior rami of the ischium take most of the weight, but as the sitting person leans backward, more weight is transferred to the coccyx.[1]

      The anterior side of the coccyx serves for the attachment of a group of muscles important for many functions of the pelvic floor (i.e. defecation, continence, etc): The levator ani muscle, which include coccygeus, iliococcygeus, and pubococcygeus. Through the anococcygeal raphé, the coccyx supports the position of the anus. Attached to the posterior side is gluteus maximus which extend the thigh during ambulation.[1]

      Many important ligaments attach to the coccyx: The anterior and posterior sacrococcygeal ligaments are the continuations of the anterior and posterior longitudinal ligaments that stretches along the entire spine.[1] Additionally, the lateral sacrococcygeal ligaments complete the foramina for the last sacral nerve.[4] And, lastly, some fibers of the sacrospinous and sacrotuberous ligaments (arising from the spine of the ischium and the ischial tuberosity respectively) also attach to the coccyx.[1]

  4. In other news... by tsa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The kangaroo still hasn't come up with a better way to bring up it's kids. Having your embryo climb all the way up to your pouch is sooo last Megennium.

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    1. Re:In other news... by tsa · · Score: 1

      O no! I thought I would never make the dreaded all too popular spelling error. It's its kids, not it's kids. Mea culpa.

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    2. Re:In other news... by wonmon · · Score: 1
    3. Re:In other news... by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      I see you get by on your looks alone.

    4. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you get by on your homosexuality alone.

    5. Re:In other news... by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      That's just not the strong insult that you think it is.

    6. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's the truth?

    7. Re:In other news... by neonsignal · · Score: 1

      Ah, the wanton apostrophe. I am informed that seppuku is the honorable way to atone for your profligacy.

    8. Re:In other news... by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      No, because homosexuality isn't insulting.

      Maybe your impotent rage comes from something you're hiding, something innately gay.

    9. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really can't say I'm surprised. After all, you are from a penal colony so homosexuality and incest must be the norm for you.

    10. Re:In other news... by tsa · · Score: 1

      I'm too young for that.

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    11. Re:In other news... by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      What's Austria got to do with this?

  5. Wrong comparison ? by chthon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This does not prove anything.

    Plant A, under evolutionary pressure, develops a mechanism with which it protects itself from moas.

    Plant B, which is not under evolutionary pressure, does not develop such a system.

    Evolutionary pressure disappears, but growing the defense mechanism does not constitute an evolutionary disadvantage, so it stays in place.

    Under the influence of random mutations, some plants might revert back to the old style, but this is a big might, since evolution works more by accretion than by shedding things.

    I really do not see anything relevant here.

    1. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Saunalainen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      growing the defense mechanism does not constitute an evolutionary disadvantage, so it stays in place.

      Actually, the defense mechanism inevitably costs some energy to produce, and imposes design compromises that may affect the other functions of the plant. A mutant without these defenses will certainly have a fitness advantage.

      However, while 1500 years sounds like a long time to us, it probably doesn't represent very many generations of these trees.

    2. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Jurily · · Score: 1

      Actually, the defense mechanism inevitably costs some energy to produce, and imposes design compromises that may affect the other functions of the plant. A mutant without these defenses will certainly have a fitness advantage.

      Until the next bird shows up, that is.

      However, fitness advantage doesn't mean the other plant is going extinct. It only means the one with the advantage reproduces faster (in fact, that's the only way we can measure it). After millions of years of natural selection, I find it unlikely that any advantage will be big enough to cause a significant difference over such a short time.

    3. Re:Wrong comparison ? by atmtarzy · · Score: 1

      It might just be that the defense mechanisms take less energy than otherwise. I'm not an expert on eucalyptus trees though, to know.

      It's only been 500 years since moas went extinct, not 1500. Your point only gets stronger from that though. 500 years is nothing to the time it took for just about every other evolutionary change.

    4. Re:Wrong comparison ? by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

      A register-limited processor from the 1970s is still waging a battle that should have ended over 150 months ago. The processor continues to sport evolutionary adaptations, such as compactly-encoded instructions, to protect it from a small, slow memory configuration known as 640K. There's just one problem: that configuration went extinct around 1990 AD.

    5. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      After millions of years of natural selection, I find it unlikely that any advantage will be big enough to cause a significant difference over such a short time.

      You don't need millions of years to notice significant evolutionary changes. Darwin's Finches is a great example of significant evolutionary changes, in just 2-3 generations or every few years.

    6. Re:Wrong comparison ? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Under the influence of random mutations,
      It is funny, but I now think that this is wrong. I am thinking that majority of our mutations are not really random in the classical sense, but are clips of DNA (or RNA but obviously reverse transcribed) that are brought in via virus. The idea of a new base being added easily is NOT the case. In fact, DNA is built to resist that. The double part is designed as well to resist changes. So, that really only leaves bringing in small to large viral pieces. When you think about it we are slammed with LOADS of virus. The ones that we know about are those that symptomatic. But, I believe that there is a LARGE number of undiscovered virus that are symptomatic only to our children over a long genetic haul. Perhaps more important, the changes that occur do not show up as slow changes, but I think tend to show up rather quickly. That alone should be indicative. But to take it a step further, recently birds were shown to be changing into new breeds, but only when separated by a distance. So, what is the difference? The physical separation allows the birds to be exposed to different virus and pass on those changes.

      Hopefully, some group decides to explore those birds. I would bet that they will find a virus or set of virus that were spliced to one of them that is driving the difference.

      So, why does it apply here? Because it is possible that the plant has not been exposed to a virus that clipped it or inserted a new segment to break the transcription.

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    7. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      Mutations brought in by retrovirus are pretty distinct, and almost always non coding.

      I'm not really an expert in mutations, just a dabbler, but the ones I know are either flipped sequences (IE ACG to GCA) or single base pair changes (ACG to AAG).

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    8. Re:Wrong comparison ? by TerraGreyling · · Score: 1

      Interesting I learned about mutation in life, through an astrophysics course. One known cause of mutations are neutrinos that are able to collide with DNA changing it's structure very slightly. Only in the reproductive organs would it matter for evolution, anywhere else would not be noticeable as it would not carry on to the next generation. It is the same compound that can change "heavy water" to a stable matter emitting a flash of light.

    9. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      evolution doesn't "develop' anything. why does evolution study spend more time on suspecting why evolution happened (applying logic as if evolution consciously intended to change the way it did) than "how" added features to a species happened. Unless every random evolutionary change that provides features not previously there to a species always has non-detrimental effect and always has historically timed evolutionary significance (meaning scientifically the tree hand no choice but to randomly evolve a suspected defense mechanism against this bird at the right time in history), one should be able to provide magnitudes more features adds to species that increase specie complexity or lead to their extinction.

      Yes, one could argue that trees with this "defense" system where not eaten, why those without it where eat out of existence (right?). but are we to take on faith that the tree must have somehow evolved this feature it previously did not have, at the right time in history, to which coincidentally made it unattractive to being eaten by the bird?

      scientifically, can you take all the timely "random coincidences" of things evolving to survive, yet claim evolution takes magnitudes of years to occur? either this tree had this feature before the bird came into existence, or the bird ate all the trees before the tree could evolve, or they both came into existence with this observed balance in nature. what do you believe?

    10. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP was referring to trees, which take a lot longer to grow than birds.

    11. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mutant without these defenses will certainly have a fitness advantage.

      Not quite. A mutant whose only change is to lose these will have a fitness advantage. Most mutations, however, cause several changes. Some of these may be beneficial, others harmful.

      There are several factors that affect evolution. You need mutation, but you also need some form of culling. If the less-fit varieties are not culled, then you will just see a more diverse population as a result of mutation, not a change of the species. If the only form of culling is competition for resources from its own kind, then you need a significant evolutionary benefit to replace the older version.

    12. Re:Wrong comparison ? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the mutation that caused the spiky leaves might also be tied to some other beneficial non-obvious trait the tree has.

      But certainly the most likely answer at this point is 500 years is a very, very short time in tree generations.

    13. Re:Wrong comparison ? by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Where do you get the 2-3 generations/every few years?

      Have there been studies I haven't heard of where they take the leaf eating variety into captivity and feed them only seeds for a few generations to see if they change? If so it should be loudly announced.

      What was found was that the finches Darwin (or his aide really) caught and brought back to England were found to be multiple variants of the same species based on what they ate. I have never seen anything stating those changes took place in a short period of time.

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    14. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Evolution didn't stop on the Galapagos once Darwin visited, it is still happening. Here is one example:

      http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/07/060714-evolution.html

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    15. Re:Wrong comparison ? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Actually, the defense mechanism inevitably costs some energy to produce, and imposes design compromises that may affect the other functions of the plant. A mutant without these defenses will certainly have a fitness advantage.

      True but natural selection dictates that the environment selects the traits not the plant. Until the extra energy or materials is favored or disfavored by the plant's environment the trait does not change. If the barbs require a mineral that becomes scarcer in future years, the plant will evolve to stop producing them. A new animal may appear to replace what the moa did. That animal may be deterred only by larger barbs in which case the plant will evolve larger barbs.

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    16. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Evolution didn't stop on the Galapagos once Darwin visited, it is still happening. Here is one example:

      They've been tracking beak sizes on the Galapagos since Darwin first talked about their beak sizes changing. They've gotten smaller and larger, but have never speciated.

      (Posting anonymously because I offended your god.)

    17. Re:Wrong comparison ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you explain it with a car analogy?

  6. Why would it lose them? by srothroc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If the leaves don't hurt the tree in its current environment, there's nothing that would keep trees with that particular trait from proliferating, even if the moa is no longer around to weed out the ones without the trait.

    1. Re:Why would it lose them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      These traits do hurt the tree, as it needs to expend extra energy creating them. (As you could read in the fine article.)

    2. Re:Why would it lose them? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The question is how much it hurts. If the disadvantage is very slight then it will take a long time to show any measurable effect - especially with long lived and slow reproducing organisms.

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  7. In other related news... by MenThal · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...why do men still have nipples. Film at 11.

    1. Re:In other related news... by BlackCreek · · Score: 1

      ...why do men still have nipples. Film at 11.

      best post in the thread....

    2. Re:In other related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      So it is less expansive for transexuals to get boobs !

    3. Re:In other related news... by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

      ..why do men still have nipples. Film at 11.

      It's 11 and here is the film. Men have nipples so that they can take part in this test which has the potential to increase monetary winnings and thus the man's ability to afford to go out on a date and eventually reproduce. This continued pressure on the nipples hence keeps them around, and may in fact make them more durable in the long term.

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    4. Re:In other related news... by MenThal · · Score: 1

      So it is less expansive for transexuals to get boobs !

      I hope you meant expensive. If not, the TS' will have some huge nipples...

    5. Re:In other related news... by wonmon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I use mine to fight off large, flightless birds.
      (requires constant supply of ice cubes to be effective)

    6. Re:In other related news... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      ...why do men still have nipples. Film at 11.

      Because they start as women when they grow up and only later turn into men while they're still embryos and some bits are left over ?

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    7. Re:In other related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rofl, thx for correcting me.

    8. Re:In other related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Men have nipple because all foetuses are female until 12 weeks. If sufficient testosterone is given at this time the foetus develops as male.

    9. Re:In other related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > by eclectro (227083) on Saturday July 25, @06:34AM

      It's not 11:00 here. In fact, short of a half time-zone, how did you manage that?

    10. Re:In other related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...why do men still have nipples. Film at 11.

      Because all women are secretly lesbians and would find men unattractive if they lacked nipples. Simple Darwinism. I thought everyone knew that one.

    11. Re:In other related news... by radtea · · Score: 1

      ...why do men still have nipples.

      I may as well leverage this discussion, prompted by the trolling /. idiot editor who wrote the completely inaccurate summary of TFA, to comment on a curious fact.

      It isn't that men have nipples that is the interesting question. The interesting question is: why do men NOT give milk?

      This is interesting (to me, anyway) because lactation in men is a pretty common dysfunction, so we know there's no big physiological barrier to its occurrence.

      It is also naively clear that babies born to men who lactated would have a higher rate of survival than babies born to men who didn't, given that virtually all human societies practise some kind of male-female social pair-bonding for the purposes of procreation, and having both pair-bonded parents able to feed a new baby would obviously increase infant survival in a world where women sometimes die in childbirth or are unable to lactate for other reasons.

      So why hasn't this obvious evolutionary pressure resulted in lactating males in humans (or in almost any other mammal?)

      The odd-on favourite to answer this question is: the rate of female infidelity is so high that males have a sufficiently low probability that the offspring born to their pair-bonded mate are genetically theirs that there is no significant evolutionary advantage in nursing them.

      That is, the reasons males have nipples but don't lactate is that all women at all times everywhere have had a high enough propensity for procreative sex with other males that it has remained adaptive for males to limit their biological investment in their socially pair-bonded mate's offspring.

      This explanation offends neo-Puritan mythology about female sexuality (although the old-style Puritans would have had no problem with it) but that doesn't make it any less plausible.

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    12. Re:In other related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, it's relatively easy to force the development of male lactation, and there are some societies in which it's standard for the father to do some nursing as well.

    13. Re:In other related news... by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      Uh, what about X and Y chromosomes?

    14. Re:In other related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more likely that the expression of milk imposes a significant energy burden on the lactating mammal not least because of the need for a "pre-investment" in adipose tissues proximal to the nipple before substantial amounts of milk can be expressed.

      Anything energy intensive but not strictly necessary slightly reduces the rate of production of viable offspring, and therefore mutants who differ only in that they posess a heritable trait that allows them to avoid the energy intensive activity (or expression) are over many generations likely to become the dominant type.

      Immature males with tiny milkless boobies also require less food that immature males with larger lactating boobies so it is reasonable to expect that *underfed* mammals that engage in sex selection prefer adult males with tiny milkless boobies, but that *adequately fed* mammals might make the opposite sex selection because it serves as a proxy marker of high calorie intake (good hunting or farming skills, etc.).

      The infidelity issue seems less likely than these because male mammals do not in general produce much -- if any -- milk, so there is no correlation with the rate of female infidelity (which varies a lot by population and species).

    15. Re:In other related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was always under the impression it had to do with a "Y" chromosome.

  8. Evolution is great. (mostly) by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sounds like a pretty good defence mechanism. As far as the tree and evolution, if more trees are not being eaten that have the spiny defence trait, then that means the trait is probably going to be amplified. It doesn't matter that there are not any Moa's left, and 500 years is a drop in the evolutionary bucket.

    Then one day by random chance a little tree will sprout that has smaller barbs, and if it survives might start a trend towards less pokey trees.

    Something tells me none of us will be around by then unfortunately. I'd also wager the barbs help keep things like people and imported herbivores at bay as well, and until we go extinct maybe the trees will continue to poke when pecked, even if the poke is intended for extinct peckers.

    1. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      ...until we go extinct maybe the trees will continue to poke when pecked, even if the poke is intended for extinct peckers.

      In Soviet evolution, peckers poke you!

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    2. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      the plural of moa is *moa*

      Hooray for NZ being in the news ;)

    3. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by Jurily · · Score: 1

      and 500 years is a drop in the evolutionary bucket.

      Let me rephrase that: 10 generations of trees.

      And of course, isn't it an evolutionary success if something you're protecting yourself against goes extinct?

    4. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by ZERO1ZERO · · Score: 1

      Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled moa?

    5. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Well, success by proxy, since the most likely cause of death would be homo sapiens...

    6. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bingo! You've stated one of the most basic points, yet most frequently overlooked. When you're talking about evolution, years is an almost totally meaningless unit. Generations is what counts, and for most logical analysis, it's the only thing that counts.
          I've seen people here on slashdot babble about how viruses must have a higher individual mutation rate than advanced organisms, because they evolve so fast, and totally ignore that the virus may have a 1.7 day average reproductive cycle, and the advanced organism take an average of 20 years for one generation. How often an individual organism is a mutant may have little or no correlation to how long a species lasts before becoming a new species.
            Now counting anything else besides survival as a success is more debatable... What if a species becomes a very specialized niche organism in the process of driving its predator to extinction, for just one example? In the article's case for another example, the plant defenses didn't actually contribute much if anything towards making Moas extinct, human presence did most of the work there, if not all. Big Drumsticks!

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    7. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by mederjo · · Score: 1

      I'd also wager the barbs help keep things like people and imported herbivores at bay as well, and until we go extinct maybe the trees will continue to poke when pecked, even if the poke is intended for extinct peckers.

      The poke isn't bad enough to keep people at bay. I don't think I've ever brushed past a lancewood and noticed the barbs aside from the general and distinctive long thin serrated shape of the leaves. If I wanted to mess with the tree the barbs on the leaves wouldn't stop me. I can't really imagine it being too much of a problem even for an imported herbivore like a deer, pig, goat, sheep, cow or possum, something with good grinding teeth at least.

      I agree that it does sound like a pretty good defense mechanism though. It's amazing how much the trees change as they get older. I only found out about that recently. We own some land with native bush where lancewoods grow and when I was walking around it asking what things where I got a surprise when I pointed to a largish tree and heard it was a lancewood. I knew the younger ones were lancewood, it's so distinctive.

    8. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      the plant defenses didn't actually contribute much if anything towards making Moas extinct, human presence did most of the work there, if not all.

      They didn't become extinct, they evolved to eat grass instead of trees.

      Haven't you heard of a lawn moa?

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    9. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      and 500 years is a drop in the evolutionary bucket.

      Let me rephrase that: 10 generations of trees.

      10 generations? lots of trees live longer than 200 years, so 3 generations is just as probable. There are trees known to be 500 years old in some countries.

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    10. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by Zhila+the+Great+Z · · Score: 2, Informative

      The time period for a generation has little to do with how long the organism can survive, but rather how long until the organism is capable of reproduction.

    11. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the poke wasn't "intended" for anything. Evolution has no intentions..

      It's just that the plants that tended to produce barb-like growths fared better in (were fitter for) that environment.

    12. Re:Evolution is great. (mostly) by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that, I slipped trying to mod you up.

  9. Arrogance by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    The tree continues to sport evolutionary adaptations, such as barbed leaves, to protect it from a large, flightless bird known as a moa. There's just one problem: the moa went extinct around 1500 AD.

    So the assumption is that the true is doing something for reason X, but reason X is invalid, so the tree is crazy? How about ruling out that assumption and coming up with another reason for the behaviour?

    With a bit less arrogance we might assume the tree has a GOOD reason for what it's doing, but that we just haven't figured it out yet.

    1. Re:Arrogance by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Because it's not arrogance, it's humility. Scientists are trying to avoid circular logic. If you aren't careful, evolution reduces to a tautology - The fittest survive, because that's how you know they were the fittest, they survived. Evolution predicts there are some reasons why a change might stay around after it's not advantageous in the way it once was.

            It could be of trivial cost, so it has little pressure to vanish. That's a testable prediction, and therefore scientific - we could watch for a few generations and see if the adaptation is gradually getting less common.

            It could still be an advantage for some other reason. That's a testable prediction and therefore scientific - we could look for other things besides Moas that are still around eating the plants, or for advantages unrelated to being not eaten by an animal.

            What's arrogant is treating evolution as a doctrine that is self proving and needs no experimental verification, instead of a scientific theory that deserves support only because it makes testable predictions. Don't assume the tree has a good reason, find out.

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  10. Humans stuck in evolutionary time warp by ActionJesus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In other news, humans still have an appendix.

    Just because something is useless doesn't mean evolution will remove it - its only when it becomes actually detrimental and individuals start removing themselves from the reproduction chain that things change.

    1. Re:Humans stuck in evolutionary time warp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, people have been born with older characteristics from the human timeline.
      First example i can think of is that family that have thick, dark hair all over their bodies.

      Evolution isn't perfect, and it never has been. This is one thing that people always seem to overlook, or use to attack Evolution.
      Evolution is a bunch of chemicals interacting with each other, some things work, some things sometimes work, some things plain don't work.
      When you think of a structure like DNA, there are thousands of things that can go wrong, and very often they do. (which is a good thing in the long run)

      One thing i would love to see is the human race in 5000+ years, there will probably be pretty noticeable differences in the species.
      The human race has changed drastically in the past century, and the past few decades more-so.
      How will the increases in stress change us? Higher sugar content? Higher fat content? Hell, just higher food intake in general.

    2. Re:Humans stuck in evolutionary time warp by jamesh · · Score: 1

      There is speculation that the appendix acts as a backup store of 'good' gut bacteria so the gut can be repopulated faster in the event of a bout of gastro or something. It was a while ago that I read that so it may well have been debunked since then.

    3. Re:Humans stuck in evolutionary time warp by noidentity · · Score: 1

      The appendix serves a useful function in humans, though that function is probably different than its original function in our ancestors. This is not to say that it is essential anymore as it was when our diets were much different.

    4. Re:Humans stuck in evolutionary time warp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news, humans still have an appendix. Just because something is useless doesn't mean evolution will remove it - its only when it becomes actually detrimental and individuals start removing themselves from the reproduction chain that things change.

      Appendicitis has been detrimental for a very long time.

  11. Maybe it's a message from up above by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that the theory of evolution is a moa.

    Or maybe it's just silly to assume that evolution reacts to all changes and quickly.
    Humans are exposed let's say to rapidly increasing sugar consumption, a death threat to teeth, still there is no sign of increasing thickness or better enamel or the ability to grow a third set of teeth, as a possible "logical evolutionary response".

    1. Re:Maybe it's a message from up above by CarpetShark · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm not sure humans are a good example of evolutionary processes any more. We evolve based on other things now, like financial success, keeping up with fashions on MTV. If you have the money, your teeth will look perfect, and you'll therefore be a better candidate for reproduction, regardless of how rotted your teeth once were.

    2. Re:Maybe it's a message from up above by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We evolve based on [...] keeping up with fashions on MTV

      Err, no. We change our behaviour by keeping up with fashions on MTV, perhaps, but to say that there is any evolutionary pressure due to this is, quite frankly, ludicrous. MTV has barely been *around* for even one generation.

    3. Re:Maybe it's a message from up above by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      keeping up with fashions on MTV, perhaps, but to say that there is any evolutionary pressure due to this is, quite frankly, ludicrous

      Ludicrous to you, maybe. Obvious to others.

    4. Re:Maybe it's a message from up above by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      To be fair, even if the parent put it in a silly way, there's a lot of adaptation that's cultural, like clothing foor example.

    5. Re:Maybe it's a message from up above by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      MTV is both ludicrous and (Over)obvious. They stopped running music videos - why won't they just die?

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    6. Re:Maybe it's a message from up above by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      We have evolved a unique trait: the ability to think and remember, and the ability to build tools prolifically. These combined, lead to an evolution of ideas and of tools. They do the evolving for us. IF you look, our evolutionary past has been more about getting taller, use of hands, and the functionallity of our brains. These "traits" are not obvious, but are the driving force behind our evolution in other realms.

      Its like the phrase "ideas take on a life of their own".

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    7. Re:Maybe it's a message from up above by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Indeed. You may find Memes an interesting topic to read up on. The name has been corrupted lately to mean a quiz on blogs/social sites, but really it's a theory that human brains have become an environment in which ideas breed and evolve, largely independently of humans themselves. In other words, that ideas are virtual/software evolution rather than hardware evolution.

  12. someone should tell the plant by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    to stop supporting the perfect perch for haast's eagle eggs as well

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast's_Eagle

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  13. unless it's a disadvantage ..... by thephydes · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Unless it's a disadvantage for the tree to have barbs there is no "reason" for it to change. Evolution is about survival, it is not about changing because something you have is no longer used. I cite our toenails as examples.... do we need them? No. Are they disadvantageous to have for our survival? No. Hence we still have them, even though a significant number of our modern population can no longer see then over their fat guts.

    1. Re:unless it's a disadvantage ..... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I cite our toenails as examples.... do we need them? No. Are they disadvantageous to have for our survival?

      Yes. Ever had an ingrowing one?

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    2. Re:unless it's a disadvantage ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People get ingrown toe nails because people wear,often poorly fitting, shoes and have poor toe nail grooming habits.

      Take away the man made foot shells and no more in-grown toe nails.

    3. Re:unless it's a disadvantage ..... by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      I disagree, our toes get stepped on quite a lot, maybe not individually, but as a group. so as a group (on which evolution is said to act), the toe nail is on average more advantageous.

      Remember, an individula does not evolve. You may not have a use for the toenail, but some did (however small the use was).

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    4. Re:unless it's a disadvantage ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hi,

      You might not see this because I'm AC, but nails actually serve a very interesting, and counterintuitive purpose.

      By having a hard shell on the back of your fingers and toes, you can apply more pressure on the other side.

      Slade

    5. Re:unless it's a disadvantage ..... by daveX99 · · Score: 1

      Toenails are a great example, and I believe that they are in fact the target of evolutionary forces in humans. If I don't keep them trimmed, my opportunities to mate are reduced - at least as far as my wife is concerned. In the distant future, perhaps humans will have developed smooth toenails that don't require trimming or maybe a behavioral trait for fastidious grooming.

  14. Just a thought... by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it would take too much energy to change itself. If it's not broken, why fix it?

    Or, maybe it thinks the bird still exists, and that it's doing an incredible job. How would it know the bird is gone?

    1. Re:Just a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it would take too much energy to change itself. If it's not broken, why fix it?

      Or, maybe it thinks the bird still exists, and that it's doing an incredible job. How would it know the bird is gone?

      That was meant to be funny, right?

      Actually, don't answer that. For my own sanity I'll believe it was a joke.

    2. Re:Just a thought... by ko9 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it would take too much energy to change itself. If it's not broken, why fix it?

      Just in case you are serious (or someone else who reads this thinks you are), let's get this straight. Evolution does not work that way. A single lifeform does not change into something else during its lifetime. Change happens over (many) generations. If some trait gives one lifeform a higher chance of producing offspring than another, then these traits will be more represented in the next generation (children look like their parents).

    3. Re:Just a thought... by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      I'd like to reference this: http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/11/12/2323245

      I don't wish to get into a big debate about possible theories of evolution. But, I have to ask, are the trees creating a variety of possible offspring, in which one will best survive? Or do they have some sort of conscious decision in their evolutionary path?

  15. Just an idea... by Knoeki · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...maybe it's still somewhat useful to protect itself from other things, like vicious koalas that are out to destroy it to harvest more eucalyptus.

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    1. Re:Just an idea... by Skybyte · · Score: 1

      The koalas that can swim the tasman sea?

    2. Re:Just an idea... by Knoeki · · Score: 1

      Well, no. the koalas can't do this, because they know this tree has protection against them, so it would be pointless to swim there.

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  16. Presumptuous? by sgrover · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find it a little presumptuous for any of us to know, with certainty, exactly why the tree evolved the barbed leaves in the first place. The moa bird *may* have been one of many different factors, and I doubt there is any way we could ever know what those other factors may have been. Applying relatively modern conditions to evolutions in the distant past, amounts to just a random guess doesn't it?

  17. Iceweasel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA:

    the hypothesis could be strengthened by "exposing these plants to ... emus or ostriches to demonstrate that these traits deter browsing by birds."

    Browsing birds? Nowadays, Firebird is called Iceweasel ...

  18. It is a common misconception about evolution by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Intelligent design is simple, everything can be explained because a god decided it had to be so. So our eyes work the way they work because god said so and you can't go questioning god. However god is not perfect. Why are some men color-blind while some women can perceive an extra color? Why can't we see ultra-violet? Why is that other animals have 4 or even 5 cones while we got only 3? It doesn't sit well with the ID idea that birds and fish got far better vision then we do.

    But evolution is NOT a perfect replacement. We humans are detectors of patterns. That is why we see a face on mars or jezus on toast. Simple test. Imagine me holding something between my fingers. You see a short squared long white piece of wood of perhaps 4mm x 4mm x 3cm. What am I holding? Be honest, you think it is a match isn't it? It is a fair guess. You KNOW that most pieces of wood shaped like this are matches because that is really one of the only reasons to shape wood like this. And you might be right EXCEPT I might ALSO be holding a would be match that hasn't yet had its head put on OR a "toothpick" used by dentist to wedge teeth apart.

    As pattern seekers we like to think that everything has a reason and evolution does not. Evolution just is. In this case, there were a dozen sapplings some of which had leaves that the bird didn't see and which were eaten. The ones that weren't, survived to reproduce. With the bird gone, the selector is gone but not the reason for the change. Over time more and more of the leaves might change and since now there is no bird to eat them, they might survive. It could well be that the leaves we see now are FAR less good at camoflage then the leaves 500 years ago, but with no selecting taking place anymore, all the plants are surviving.

    that is evolution. Random minor variations that result in different species if the enviroment forces a selection of what variation survives till reproduction.

    But there is no goal to it. The plant did not choose to have a certain colored leave. Just random mutation. Some work, some don't. But unless someone causes you to be eaten for a mutation, then there is nothing wrong with it and if you can attract a female with it, then you reproduce.

    the original article btw never implies that the plant should have changed back. Just the "editors" that picked the story up.

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    1. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Three words that destroy any possibility of intelligent design: Recurrent laryngeal nerve

      The nerve is ridiculously circuitous in humans, but was a direct path when it first evolved in fish.

    2. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      I thought the problem with intelligent design was that it was non-falsifiable and therefore not a scientific theory. Are you saying it is falsifiable after all?

    3. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by funkatron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Could be design by comitee. I never really heard a good reason for choosing monotheism over polytheism.

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    4. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's indeed not falsifiable, as someone will just answer "That's because god made it that way!!!!1" to whatever evidence for anything else anyone might present. And how the hell do you argue against that? The rest of us that's not as indoctrinated, however, might take it as yet more evidence strongly supporting evolution. But you are right, there's no use in arguing with religious zealots over this since they've already made up their mind.

    5. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by ionix5891 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      the above got modded +5 insightful

      sigh

    6. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the problem with intelligent design is, that although unworthy of discussion here, the editors very often edit evolution summaries to troll the /. readership.

    7. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      not everybody believes in your imaginary god, life started because the chemicals to spawn life is most everywhere in the universe, the conditions/.environment favorable for the primordial soup to actually kickstart life is rare.

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    8. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by funkatron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The argument from design is certainly non-falsifiable and therefore non-scientific (at least for Popper's definition of scientific). Intelligent design is less clear, as there may be things that could be shown to be bad design and therefore not the product of an intelligent designer. This would mean that it would be falsifiable. However, when examples of falsifying evidence are raised, a common defence of the theory is to shift the intentions of the proposed designer. This kind of defence could well make the theory could well be non-falsifiable.

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    9. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by lxs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whay about efficiency? It like standardization. One god needs only one type of prayer one type of priest and only one myth. Think of the gains our theological monoculture will bring!!!

    10. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Hungus · · Score: 1

      You asked and so I will answer. I do know that you will reject my answer however as it contradicts your presuppositions, while at the same time it fits rationally with my own. Further, understanding that presuppositions are founded upon revelation, I can thus be assured that no amount of reason/argument/logic will change your presuppositions to that which would align itself with my own.
        Why then even respond to your post? Because you asked.

      Why are some men color-blind while some women can perceive an extra color?

      Original Sin. I suppose, though I have not given it considerable thought, that one could view entropy as one of the effects of original sin. Neither apparent entropy nor birth defects however necessitate an infallible God however.

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    11. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As pattern seekers we like to think that everything has a reason and evolution does not. Evolution just is.

      If you take a deterministic view of the world, evolution is pure reason.

      But there is no goal to it.

      Instead of thinking evolution as a goal oriented process (with an ending), one could consider it as a packing problem where the items are the species with their specific properties and requirements and the container is the environment which is in the state of constant flux over millions of years. The optimal packing is never archieved globally and the parameters of the problem keep on changing.

      The plant did not choose to have a certain colored leave.

      Since certain environmental conditions are affecting the activation of the genome of mammals during gestation period, like mothers hunger, state of stress and so on, one could argue for some level of individuality in the process of evolution. Normally, the statistically defined concept is applied to a population instead of an individual thereby making the concept of individual choice meaningless.

    12. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Three words that destroy any possibility of intelligent design: Recurrent laryngeal nerve

      Well now, lets look at something right there..

      If it is damaged [during surgery], the patient will have a hoarse voice

      ..and yet all hot blooded males are attracted to a woman with a husky voice! Its obviously designed that way so that women who have had thyroid surgery can still retain their sexual prowess.. Allu akhbar!

    13. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      ... there may be things that could be shown to be bad design and therefore not the product of an intelligent designer.

      Like the Apple Newton for example!

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    14. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by ivucica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's indeed not falsifiable, as someone will just answer "That's because god made it that way!!!!1" to whatever evidence for anything else anyone might present.

      Personally, I believe in intelligent design by evolution, and I don't think intelligent design and evolution are exclusive. Instead of angering me, it fascinates me that some people actually try to find evidence that we exist for, what, 6000 years? Creationists are funny people.

    15. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      The real reason is that a Roman emperor circa 300 A.D. decided to be a Christian, and as the dictator dictates, so goes the population. "Who me? Polytheistic? Noope, no sir, not me. You must be thinking of my neighbor Joe." There was a momentary backlash when the next emperor tried to restore polytheism, but he died a quick death, so the monotheistic religion eventually took over.

      You'll note outside the Roman Empire (i.e. east of the arabian desert) there were Monotheistic Christians but they had no empire to back them up, so they found little success.

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    16. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by howardd21 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this post. A variance of opinion on these subjects makes /. appear to be completely given over to a lack of critical thinking, so I appreciate the variance, as well as the thought you expressed. After all, it sure sounds like:
      Then God said, "Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees on the earth bearing fruit after their kind with seed in them"; and it was so. Gen 1:11 (NASB)

      sigh...Slashdot readers do not appreciate scientific method of hypothesis-observation-repeatability, after all, none have observed the beginning of the world, so for all of us it is really an element of faith in whatever we believe to the origin of all that is. And of course I am sure I am not making many happy with this post, so go ahead and give me some bad karma, I do not believe in that either :)

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    17. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by ivucica · · Score: 1

      However, when examples of falsifying evidence are raised, a common defence of the theory is to shift the intentions of the proposed designer.

      Here's a different defense: It was easiest for the designer this way; you know how lazy are engineers sometimes :-)

    18. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by laparel · · Score: 1

      However god is not perfect.

      By definition, "God" is perfect and makes no mistake.

    19. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by ivucica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No! We shall not succumb to your advocacy of taking our freedoms! We shal found Free Theology Foundation - FTF. We shall develop our religion, to oppose your monoteism: GNOM - GNOM's NOt Monotheism!

    20. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Hungus · · Score: 1

      Correction to my previous statement:

      "Neither apparent entropy nor birth defects however necessitate an infallible God however"

      should read "Neither apparent entropy nor birth defects however necessitate an fallible God."
      the second "however" is superfluous and infallible should have been fallible.

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    21. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by funkatron · · Score: 1

      My last sentence should be "This kind of defence could well make the theory be non-falsifiable.". I wrote it slightly differently then edited it and missed half of what I needed to take out. Think of it as unintelligently designed prose.

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    22. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by funkatron · · Score: 1

      That is the only reason I've heard for choosing between monotheism and polytheism. I personally think that discarding a theory because it isn't efficient doesn't seem like a step forward in attempting to understand the universe.

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    23. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but at least you get a bit of choice and variety in monotheism. It's like the capitalism of theism's. Lack of competition in monotheism creates complacency.

    24. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      So... you're saying that the intelligent designer used copy/paste for some parts of his code, making small changes here and there to produce a product that was better suited to its environment?

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    25. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      The Romans and Greeks had gods who were lecherous alcoholic serial rapists... they're perfect?

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    26. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ireland remained unconquered outside the roman empire, and had monotheistic christians that thrived. Mind you, they did it by demoting most* of the old irish polytheistic deities into christian "saints" rather than throwing them away, and of course promoting the virgin mary (to replace the mother goddess).

      (* not aware of any saint that would map to the Morrigan. Heh.)

    27. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the problem with intelligent design is, that although unworthy of discussion here

      Which is of course, why it's the most popular topic of conversation (more accurately, angry shouting) here every single flaming day.

    28. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see a short squared long white piece of wood of perhaps 4mm x 4mm x 3cm. What am I holding? Be honest, you think it is a match isn't it?

      Not trolling here, but I honestly only visualized a 4mm x 4mm x 3cm white piece of wood. Nothing more, nothing less. Besides, 4mm is too thick to be a match or a toothpick.

    29. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "However god is not perfect. Why are some men color-blind while some women can perceive an extra color?"

      Easy. It's because when we were in the garden of Eden we were perfect. Then that woman had to go and eat an apple and we got kicked out. Then Adam had sex with his clone, then their kids all had sex with their brothers and sisters, etc. and the mutations (er, imperfections) just piled up.

      Sordid stuff this bible. No wonder it's the best selling book of all time. Or is that Harry Potter now?

    30. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are mistaken. This only refutes creationism, not ID. Creationism is the bible version. ID is basically that there was a creation (by unknown means, a creator, could be a computer program) , and then the laws of nature follow. Some Christians that have burnt their hands with Creationism are trying to take over the ID to match their religion, but that doesn't excuse your confusion of the two.

    31. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Cstryon · · Score: 1

      I am a Mormon. I have faith God is there, and I believe it to be true. On the other hand, it is not falsifiable, which means it can't be proven either, to anyone. I won't begin to say I know the true intentions of the Designer, but it is interesting to me that so many atheists ( Not All ) seem threatened by the idea that the universe was created by someONE, as opposed to someTHING.

      I agree with you Funkatron. This subject is not Scientific. If we are to have a scientific discussion, and some how have ID involved, we would all have to first agree on a uniform idea on ID, and all agree that for the topic on hand, it is true. But most religions don't agree. So let's keep it that way.

      Now back to this interesting tree...
         

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    32. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      I don't follow fake science very well. Why does that disprove an unprovable theory? I'm solely interested as a mater of logic.

      Are you saying its over complicated to the point of being a bad design, maybe? I wonder how my self modifying AI scripts would view their designer.

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    33. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelling advice : committee

      The word has double letters wherever possible... just like as if it was designed by one :)

    34. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by rhendershot · · Score: 1

      Why can't we see ultra-violet?

      I've always wondered that too! I mean, there is obviously information in the spectra outside average sensitivity. InfraRed especially! Some organisms *have* developed some detection in that range.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_vision
          "Some animals can see well into the infrared and/or ultraviolet compared to humans."

      I think those capabilities are demonstrably useful. Why haven't human developed those abilities?

    35. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bollocks. As was made clear in the Dover trial, Intelligent Design is nothing more than creationism relabeled. Indeed, it made it's appearance in 1987 as a word processor search and replace term for creationism after the Edwards vs. Aguillard Supreme Court decision.

    36. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Three words that destroy any possibility of intelligent design: Recurrent laryngeal nerve

      I think, if you try to argue this with creationists, you'll probably hear that it's very intelligent to design it that way, because it gives us some imperfections to make us more humble.

    37. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Romans and Greeks had gods who were lecherous alcoholic serial rapists... they're perfect?

      Did they ever get arrested for it? No? Then I'd say they were pretty darned good at it.

    38. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many times must I explain this?

       

      I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; you shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.

      Don't make me come down there!!!

    39. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

      Because clearly TFA included blatant references to intelligent design which you just had to refute.....quit trolling, buy a monkey-man hybrid costume, and go stand in front of a baptist church. You'll get way quicker results and you won't be wasting my time.

      I agree with every other smart poster, by the way. The title and summary completely misrepresent the topic, as if the tree continuously evolves its defenses against a long-deceased threat, but TFA makes clear it simply retains defenses which remained current and useful until a mere 1500 years ago. Absolutely mundane and uninteresting. Might as well have a post screaming "Have we lost our place in evolution: Human beings still retain appendixes, tailbones, and armpit hair?"

    40. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by mpe · · Score: 1

      This only refutes creationism, not ID. Creationism is the bible version. ID is basically that there was a creation (by unknown means, a creator, could be a computer program) , and then the laws of nature follow.

      Depending on how you define "laws of nature" this interpretation does not exclude evolution by natural selection or any other scientific theory.

    41. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by funkatron · · Score: 1

      it is interesting to me that so many atheists ( Not All ) seem threatened by the idea that the universe was created by someONE, as opposed to someTHING.

      I hope I didn't come across like that. I think this is largely down to some atheists being ex-religious and going a bit far in rejecting gods.

      Although, I must add that there is also quite a lot of resistance to any theory (not necessarily scientific) that requires some external being to influence the universe. These theories open up many questions about the origins of such a being and the mechanisms it could use to interact with our universe.

      If we are to have a scientific discussion, and some how have ID involved, we would all have to first agree on a uniform idea on ID, and all agree that for the topic on hand, it is true.

      I'm not sure how to read this. Did you mean something like "It is true that we would have to agree on a uniform idea of ID", in which case I agree with you. Or, did you mean "We would have to agree on a uniform idea of ID and agree that it is true", in which case I would say that whichever form of ID we agree on, we should treat it as a theory for consideration and come up with ways to test it.

      Now back to this interesting tree...

      What's wrong with amateur theology?

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    42. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should take a look at my inbox one day.

      Yours,
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    43. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by rhendershot · · Score: 1

      Dear God,

      You can set up sorting rules.

      thanks,
      Huamity

    44. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Cstryon · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, you didn't come off that way, I was just pointing out a stereotype.

      What I meant with that uniform ID thought was, "It is true that we would have to agree on a uniform idea of ID" and only believe to be true, for the sake of having a designer involved. it seems we are on the same page with amateur theology :P.

      So as long as we are on the topic of amateur theology.... I would be perfectly happy with the idea that the designer knew this (Lack of?) evolution to occur, but didn't have a reason for it to occur. If I knew everything, and I created a universe with laws, I would know evolution would occur. And I would know that one day, something would evolve, and sometime after that, it may be useless. But it does not need a purpose.

      Do you think that this tree could have been a bad design? (Let's assume there is a designer just for the sake of the discussion.)

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    45. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Dausha · · Score: 1

      ``Intelligent design is simple, everything can be explained because a god decided it had to be so. So our eyes work the way they work because god said so and you can't go questioning god. However god is not perfect. Why are some men color-blind while some women can perceive an extra color? Why can't we see ultra-violet? Why is that other animals have 4 or even 5 cones while we got only 3? It doesn't sit well with the ID idea that birds and fish got far better vision then we do."

      Just because there exists color-blindness, etc. does not mean God is not perfect. (It is a proper name, like Gates.) And, "fairness" isn't a rationale, stating that birds and fish have better vision. We have better reasoning, and are slightly more articulate. Would you rather see very far, but be an idiot who pecks at the ground, or swoops at prey?

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    46. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happens over at Fark.com too. Flamewars generate traffic, which feeds ad hits. Controversy is popular, even when it's artificial.

    47. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm saying intelligent designer set the initial conditions in the agent-based simulation, and launched The Reality 0.3. With perhaps occasional interventions.

    48. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by funkatron · · Score: 1

      If I assume there is a designer, then I don't think that this tree is a bad design. It lives and grows and generally seems to work as a tree. Unfortunately, any more specific evaluation would require more information about what kind of designer is being proposed. Traditionally, ideas about designers seem to state the intentions of the designer in terms of how they relate to humans, this isn't very useful for evaluating the design of a tree.

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    49. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Obyron · · Score: 1

      That's a slight misconception. Constantine never made Christianity the official religion of the empire. Legend has it that at the Battle of Milvian Bridge, during the revolt of Maxentius, Constantine had a vision of the cross in the sky, with the words "In Hoc Signo Vinces"-- In This Sign You Shall Conquer. He went on to defeat Maxentius's armies, despite being outnumbered 2:1. His mother was Christian, and it's true that he was the first emperor to be tolerant of Christians (compared to Nero or Diocletian), but Christianity would not be declared the official religion of the empire until the reign of Theodosius.

      I majored in History and we were taught the basic milestones of Roman Christianity as follows: Diocletian was the last major state campaign of oppression against Christianity. Under Constantine Christianity became tolerated. His mother was Christian, but there is no evidence that he ever converted. Some people say he converted on his deathbed, but there are no primary sources who back that up. In the reign of Theodosius Nicene Christianity was made the official religion of the empire, but pagan religions were still tolerated. Finally, under Justinian after the fall of the Western Empire, Christianity was declared the ONLY state religion, and all other religions were persecuted.

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    50. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Instead of angering me, it fascinates me that some people actually try to find evidence that we exist for, what, 6000 years? Creationists are funny people.

      It's not the rare and intermittent attempts at finding evidence for their beliefs that angers us, it's the constant and unrelenting attempts at stopping others from learning of the evidence against their beliefs that we find objectionable.

      Also the bullshit. So. Much. Bullshit.

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    51. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Well, there's loads of proofs. Y'know, the proof how God can't be omnipotent, because he cannot create a rock that He cannot lift?

      There's something to it, and there are things I find amusing about organized religions. Still, I don't feel it's all wrong and load of bull.

      And yes, I'm personally not angered at what is being done with regards to science; I find it laughable. What angers me is the strength of the Church in some countries (such as mine) where they abuse their power. Even in time of crisis, they're not willing to give up on the truckloads of money given to them by the state. They're also harassing people, for example, (this is amazing) opposing artificial insemination and actually affecting our lawmakers. What happened to "We're pro-life" thing?

      Still, overall, an intelligent designer is not really such a funny claim. It's just the timespan that creationists try to give us that's funny.

    52. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      They're also harassing people, for example, (this is amazing) opposing artificial insemination and actually affecting our lawmakers. What happened to "We're pro-life" thing?

      Still, overall, an intelligent designer is not really such a funny claim. It's just the timespan that creationists try to give us that's funny.

      If you like a laugh, check out the Raelians, a UFO creationist cult who's all for artificial insemination (and, basically, all kinds of inseminations... nudge nudge, wink wink)... their leader has a race car; Take THAT, popemobile!

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    53. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Church of Sayentolochy, and their overlord Davey "Zeenu" Miscarriage? :-)

    54. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how the hell do you argue against that?

      You'll find out, my little pretty. You'll find out. Hee, hee, hee.

    55. Re:It is a common misconception about evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's indeed not falsifiable, as someone will just answer "That's because god made it that way!!!!1" to whatever evidence for anything else anyone might present.

      Personally, I believe in intelligent design by evolution, and I don't think intelligent design and evolution are exclusive. Instead of angering me, it fascinates me that some people actually try to find evidence that we exist for, what, 6000 years? Creationists are funny people.

      If you believe in ID by Evolution then you don't believe in ID.

      They are exclusive.

      You believe in something that you call ID but you do not believe in ID.

      That's like me saying "I believe in Christianity, except I believe in the Christianity where Jesus and god aren't real." No you believe in something else that you call Christianity :P. That is a major problem with faith is that anyone can title what they believe anything and it confuses the shit out of everyone else who talks with them.

      "So wait...what you said you believe in directly contradicts what you do and indeed what you actually believe." "Well that's because I have my own version." "Oh then you aren't talking about the original subject matter at all then."

      If there was an intelligent designer they must love death because essentially every single species that has ever lived is gone now. If any modern company had that sort of failure rate they'd be shut down (INB4 retarded Microsoft Jokes).

  19. Attack of the Clones by hughbar · · Score: 1

    Quite right too. Mad scientists will probably clone the Moa and then the tree will be OK.

    One cannot be too careful about these things, I've been thinking about growing spikes too.

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    1. Re:Attack of the Clones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Moa's not extinct. They're just resting.

  20. That's just what the Moas WANT you to think! by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    Moas are descended from dinosaurs, and we all thought they were extinct until they turned up behind the sofa.

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  21. 500 years? by Spit · · Score: 1

    May as well be discussing five seconds.

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  22. Lets do the Time Warp by retech · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you consider two facts this tree comes as no surprise:
    • Richard O'Brien, the creator of RHPS and the Time warp comes from NZ
    • NZ television is two seasons behind the rest of the world

    The tree is just keeping in step with it's environment.

    1. Re:Lets do the Time Warp by gowen · · Score: 1

      Also, The Matrix has only just been released...

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      But interestingly, with NZ being in the furthest ahead timezone, we get same-day movie launches before the rest of the world.

  23. Bad example? by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Informative

    You're assuming that the human appendix is useless, which isn't necessarily the case. There are at least two open suggestions as to its function.

  24. In other news... by johno.ie · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was discovered today that newborn humans still grow teeth. Scientists are baffled because the human species developed the technology to build smoothie machines 3 generations ago.

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  25. these articles and responses make me cringe by uepuejq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a lot of people unintentionally apply intentionality to evolution. also, just because we are capable of recognizing a more efficient development cycle or design of any given 'naturally' occurring life form does not mean that the efficient conception should have occurred. that's like saying that because we can watch mike tyson lose his edge we can say that it makes no sense that he still boxes. can he still stand? can he still swing his arms? when he swings his arms do people still get knocked out? if so, he has some survivability as a boxer. if not, he does not, and will fail as a boxer. things don't simply instantly disappear when it has been revealed that their methods aren't totally efficient.

  26. Thank-you by John+Guilt · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the human need to see ourselves (as a race, as a class, or as individuals) as being 'better' than everyone else; this leads directly to the late 19th Century believe amongst Anglo-Saxon rich people that rich, Anglo-Saxons were the 'most evolved' beings around, and so 'deserving' of being on top. (Don't blame those pathetic dweebs---they had been itching to give up the 'God made us to be on top' explanation for awhile.) The question of whether hierarchy is as fixed a mechanism in our heads as is pattern-recognition is an open one; we seem hard-wired to seem _some_ of it about, but how seriously we take it seems to be dependent on other factors, e.g. how afraid we are.

  27. This reminds me of something... by hyades1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Could it be...wait a sec...got it! This sounds to me sort of like Norton AntiMoa.

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  28. One word that does for it: by John+Guilt · · Score: 1

    Recursion

  29. There are things like this in North America, too. by thisissilly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See "The Ghosts of Evolution: Nonsensical Fruit, Missing Partners, and Other Ecological Anachronisms" by Connie Barlow. For instance, Osage Oranges were eaten by extinct North American megafauna. In fact, the tree is rather similar to the one in this article, in that it also has sharp spines to defend it.

  30. NZ is known as an evolutionary backwater by Mauzl · · Score: 1

    If you look into it, NZ is in many ways unique. If my memory serves me correctly, before European settlement there were no mammals on New Zealand, and most of the dominant animals were birds.

    With a less diverse biome, perhaps there is less evolutionary pressure?

    1. Re:NZ is known as an evolutionary backwater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost correct....there were three species of native bats, one of which has since gone extinct. But yes, no large land mammals, although there were plenty of seals on the coasts.

  31. Terrible summary by shrykk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Slashdot summary of this story is spectacularly bad, particularly the 'should have ended over 500 years ago'.

    Five hundred years is completely negligible on an evolutionary timescale. If trees - TREES - you know, big woody things that grow really slowly - had evolved significant changes in that time it would be headline news.

    The research that led to this story wasn't remotely aimed at calling evolution into question, quite the contrary. Scientists are interested in the causes of the changes that these trees go during their lifetimes - and they have shown that these metamorphoses are probably due to the moa bird. Which is quite interesting, if probably not Slashdot-worthy.

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    1. Re:Terrible summary by Inda · · Score: 1

      I have a two year old tree in my garden. It produced seeds this year. A new generation every two years. 500 years could be 200 generations.

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    2. Re:Terrible summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A new generation every two years. 500 years could be 200 generations.

      Last time I checked, 500:2 was about 250. Maybe math has evolved in just less than one generation!

      But I digress. 250 generations (or 1000, for that matter) is still negligible a number from an evolutionary viewpoint. Unless, of course, the selection pressure is quite big.

    3. Re:Terrible summary by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      The article completely misses the obvious answer to the question. The barbed leaves give the trees that bad boy look that so attracts the girl trees...(captcha: showboat!)

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  32. People see "WHY" everywhere. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    They are looking at evolution from the completely wrong point of view. From the point of view of the anthropomorphic species.

    Lets start at the beginning.

    1. There was a chemical in an environment which caused it to replicate.
    2. Large numbers of these chemical replicators were created. Some with slight variations because no analog copying is perfect.
    3. Some of the varied replicators were more efficient at replication than others. Some of the variations allowed the replicators to replicate in slightly different environments.
    4. GOTO 2 until 4 billion years have passed.

    And so the replicators colonised the planet.

    That's it. That's all evolution is.

    All humans (or any species) are is an environment which allows the chemical replicators to replicate efficiently.
     

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    1. Re:People see "WHY" everywhere. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      All humans (apart from slashdotters) are is an environment which allows the chemical replicators to replicate efficiently

      FTFY.

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  33. Err... 500 years to evolution is nothing by Arimus · · Score: 1, Redundant

    500 years on an evolutionary timescale for slowly evolving speices like trees is bugger all time at all. Come back in a few thousand years please.

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    1. Re:Err... 500 years to evolution is nothing by Inda · · Score: 1

      You say that but I selective breed sweet peas as an amateur. Every year is a new generation. Big purple and pink heads is my aim and I'm getting there.

      I know you can turn wild parsnips into the garden variety in 12 generations.

      Every year there are new, never seen before plants on the market.

      I don't think 500 years is long.

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    2. Re:Err... 500 years to evolution is nothing by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Large-scale natural selection and your pet breeding projects are two entirely different ballparks. You're working in a highly controlled environment and deliberately guiding the evolution of the plant. Natural selection isn't so discerning.

    3. Re:Err... 500 years to evolution is nothing by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      Your pet experiments proves the potential for selection. In fact power of selective breeding is so much Charles Darwin opened his book "On the Origins of species" with a long chapter on pigeon breeding. Your experience and that of others engaged in selective breeding completely disproves the basic theory of the ID proponents Michael Behe and Jonathan Wells that there is not enough heritable variations in the breeding stock to spawn new species or novel features.

      However in the case of natural selection, those individuals selected against, don't slink away in defeat with tail tucked between the legs like you non pink peas went. The advantage or disadvantage has to enhance or reduce reproduction rate and it should be measure in number generations not years. In your garden you get one generation per year or less. And the selected varieties form 100% of the population of the next generation. In the forest, the trees take may be 10 years to reach maturity and take some 100 to 150 years to replace 50% of the original population. 500 years in the forest for these trees is like your second year of the pink peas experiment.

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  34. Clever Modding by SterlingSylver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whoever modded the parent as Redundant was clever, but it really should've gotten +1 Redundant. Get on that option, slasheditors!

    1. Re:Clever Modding by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 2, Informative

      New Zealandâ(TM)s land biota evolved in the near-absence of mammals. MÄori introduced one new mammalian herbivore (the rat, kiore) and Europeans introduced over 25 more species, including three more rodent species, brushtail possums, and various species of deer. Before mammals were introduced, forests had been grazed for millennia by flightless birds. These became extinct within 150 years of MÄori settlement. [http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/research/research_details.asp?Research_Content_ID=55]

      The plants kept their evolutionary advantages against herbivores because there are still herbivores on New Zealand... Yes?

    2. Re:Clever Modding by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would have assumed the plants kept their evolutionary advantages against herbivores because there is insufficient pressure to remove the spines on the leaves. Kind of like why we still have an appendix. Its useless, but appendicitis is sufficiently uncommon that there isn't enough evolutionary pressure to do away with it completely.

    3. Re:Clever Modding by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The additional growth required to change the leaves like that is going to be non-zero cost. Appendixes are more or less free (they're tiny). I also suspect that these trees would grow faster if they had big bright green leaves as saplings. So I figure there's one of two reasons they haven't evolved away: 1) it helps against deer too, there was only about 300 years without deer or moa, 2) they haven't gotten a random gene mutation to drop it in the last 500 years (500 years is pretty damn short)

    4. Re:Clever Modding by Kreigaffe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the change itself has no cost, sure, but it's not that there's a cost to evolve.. evolution is just the result of the pressure of survival and reproduction. there's nothing on the island selecting AGAINST jagged leaves, or at least any pressure on jagged-leaves trees is not strong enough to allow mutant varieties to out-compete the jagged-leaves.

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    5. Re:Clever Modding by CZakalwe · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget that in evolutionary terms, 500 years is morning coffee, that tree hasn't even reached the sports section yet!!

    6. Re:Clever Modding by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      The wacky leaves do have a cost though. 1) they're inferior at photosynthesis 2) the plants need to put energy into changing the leaves they've already grown (not sure how much work this is, it might be trivial, it might be major)

      I'm not convinced that cost isn't out weighed by protection from deer though.

    7. Re:Clever Modding by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      Depends on the genes. Coloration can and does change much faster than that (usually there's a lot of color variant genes already floating around). But for something like this I'd expect the plant to take a long time to drop it even if it doesn't help against the modern day deer in New Zealand (which I suspect it probably does).

    8. Re:Clever Modding by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      they could be in the process of being out-competed by less protected leaf systems, though. 500 years isn't a hell of a long time, especially when trees live so long. 500 years is a long time when there's active pressure, like predation or climate killing less fit members.. this is just a matter of more efficient plants out-reproducing those who invest more energy into needless things. Seeing as how this is New Zealand, I don't think they really have bad weather that would actually cause trees that waste energy on little spikes to die or be significantly less fit and able to reproduce. Evolution is sloooow, and this sort of evolution would cause change exceptionally slowly.

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    9. Re:Clever Modding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever modded the parent as Redundant was clever, but it really should've gotten +1 Redundant. Get on that option, slasheditors!

      That should be +1 Recursive, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit...

    10. Re:Clever Modding by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Yup my thoughts exactly. Here I am, blond hair, blue eyes and light skin, but here I am in galveston, tx at the same lattitude as Cairo, Egypt unable to go outside without sunglasses on or three coats of sunblock without turning lobster red. I live 300 miles north in dallas and have a pretty decent tan by new england standards, BUT its not like the weather is going to kill me (skin cancer down the road maybe, but long after "breeding age") so its more than likely I'll pass these same inadequate, yet non-fatal genes on to my offspring. Thorny leaves are way more beneficial in general to survival than blond hair and blue eyes. Night-sight is pretty damn cool, but not terribly beneficial when the longest "night" of your winter is 12.5 hours or so.

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    11. Re:Clever Modding by icebike · · Score: 1

      The wacky leaves do have a cost though. 1) they're inferior at photosynthesis 2) the plants need to put energy into changing the leaves they've already grown

      Inferior at photosynthesis? Says who?

      The tree has obviously evolved to do just fine with these leaves. 1500 years is not long enough for any pressure to develop other leaves to take effect. The shape costs nothing.

      As for the changing of leaves, (what ever that means) it takes no energy either. If a new mutation develops that is better at serving the tree's existence there is NO cost.

      Evolution is not something that needs to be paid for. It is alway a CHEAPER solution than the status quo. Otherwise, the mutant dies out.

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    12. Re:Clever Modding by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      Possums are marsupials, not rodents.

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    13. Re:Clever Modding by groslyunderpaid · · Score: 1

      So how many mellenia will it take before trees evolve with defenses against humans cutting them down? Seems like a pretty big threat to me...I thought evolution would have started on that one thousands of years ago...

    14. Re:Clever Modding by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      science has finally discovered one of the purposes of the appendix. Just because science doesn't understand what an objects purpose is doesn't mean it has no purpose.

    15. Re:Clever Modding by soldoutactivist · · Score: 1

      The appendix is now thought to contain cultures of healthy bacteria so when you have diarrhea, the body can quickly replenish those bacteria afterwards. In developed nations like America the appendix is not as important as in third-world countries. If you removed the appendix of a Honduran, they might die after having a bout of diarrhea from the food they find in the landfills. So if the appendix was evolved out, it'd happen in the developed countries first.

      Though that's unlikely, everyone gets has the runs every now and then. And I bet we lose our hair, wisdom teeth, and little finger before we lose the appendix.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermiform_appendix#Maintaining_gut_flora
      http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/news/20071012/appendix-may-have-purpose

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    16. Re:Clever Modding by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Unlike common belief, the appendix does seem to have a function in our systems, some researchers say it harbors beneficial bacteria and helps with the digestive system. I don't believe there is anything in our bodies that is genuinely useless.

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    17. Re:Clever Modding by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Trees have been evolving in a dance with mankind for thousands of years. Trees with useful wood, delicious fruit, or pleasing flowers are actively cultivated.

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    18. Re:Clever Modding by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Erector Pili, toenails, wisdom teeth, sinuses and the vomeronasal organ, the subclavius, palmaris, pyramidalis, plantaris, extrinsic ear muscles, male nipples, I could go on and on.

      There are dozens of body parts that perform absolutely no function except cause trouble. Some of them such as the palmaris, pyramidalis, plantaris, are already vanishing from humans. Others, such as wisdom teeth are removed at great suffering and expense. Leave them in at your peril! Imagine all the money, time and human suffering that would be saved if toenails did not exist. I doubt any educated people think the human body is a well-tuned machine. It is full of poor design, unnecessary parts, and problem-prone hacks. There is a lot of elegance and beauty but a lot of duct-tape level workarounds.

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    19. Re:Clever Modding by F'Nok · · Score: 1

      I have no wisdom teeth, and I know others that didn't have any either.

      But, somehow I don't think it gives any reproductive advantage. So while such genes may spread over time, there's no reason to believe the phenotype will ever be common; let alone ubiquitous.

  35. Arr, me hearty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember having swordfights with the leaves when I was a kid.

  36. If it ain't broke... by logfish · · Score: 1

    This is just evolution. As far as I can tell, for the last 500 years these barbed leaves have done the trick: no moa attacked the plant. So if I was that plant, I would be all like "damn, I must be doing something right, I should keep this up!"

  37. it gets worse by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seen that seam under your ball sack? You really don't want to know why that's there.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re:it gets worse by pregister · · Score: 3, Funny

      How flexible _are_ you?

    2. Re:it gets worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can bet money that you won't believe a word of this, but here goes... I'm a lesbian. Always have been, always will be. I've never seen a ball sack up close and personal so I didn't realize they had a seam. Now, thanks to you, I _must_ know what it is for.

      Tell me... >:|

      P.S. Captcha is "screws". Fuck you captcha.

    3. Re:it gets worse by value_added · · Score: 1

      Seen that seam under your ball sack? You really don't want to know why that's there.

      Probably not, but as someone who is over the age of 40, I'd be interested in knowing the evolutionary origins of increased ear hair. Or eyebrow hair growing longer. And if there is an intelligent designer, why the hell did he (or she) decide that hair growing ON the nose would be a good thing?

      I think science has a long way to go before we understand someone like Andy Rooney.

    4. Re:it gets worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a fetus everyone starts with a gash down there. In females as the sexual organs start to develop it remains. In males as the sexual organs start to develop it closes up and leaves a seam.

      I can bet money that you won't believe a word of this, but here goes... I'm a lesbian. Always have been, always will be. I've never seen a ball sack up close and personal so I didn't realize they had a seam. Now, thanks to you, I _must_ know what it is for.

  38. Rubbish by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    That's like saying we humans should soon lose our intelligence that provided us a means to survive despite being ill equipped otherwise, without fangs, claws, etc. Now that we're the dominant species on the planet and no one preys on us, we should devolve into a more stupid version....oh, wait

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  39. The Time Warp by I'm+not+evil.+See · · Score: 1

    Please believe me when I tell you that many things in New Zealand are stuck in a Time Warp... not just the trees. Even the computer I'm typing this on is from the last century.

  40. Evolution in less than one lifetime (for trees)? by fantomas · · Score: 1

    There are a good number of trees older than 500 years. Come on. Nobody's expecting a species to evolve in its own lifetime (outside sci-fi movies), give it a few generations at least. Humans haven't evolved different skins in 500 years and some trees live for a couple of thousand years.

  41. Suggestive speculation by hardihoot · · Score: 1

    a new study suggests... the evidence is speculative...

    Suggestive speculation. That's all it is.

    How does the tree "know" it is being eaten by a bird, or anything for that matter? How many centuries of getting some leaves stripped off does it take for the plant to say to itself, "Hey, there's a bird --I **know** it is a bird and not an elephant that is eating on me so I'll add some information into my genetic code to grow some spikes to stop it." ?

    No, the tree was designed with the information to have spike growth, the purpose (probably) to ensure that every tree does not become defoliated thus ensuring some will survive.

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    A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver --Proverbs 25:11
    1. Re:Suggestive speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the most idiotic explain of Evolution I've ever heard. Did you learn that in bible-thumper class. Was it right after the lecture on dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden? The tree don't "know." It's survival. The ones that tend to grow sharp points on them don't get eaten as much as that ones that don't. What trees are going to thrive and reproduce? The ones that don't get eaten.

    2. Re:Suggestive speculation by hardihoot · · Score: 0, Troll

      Did you learn that in bible-thumper class.

      No, it is a conclusion derived from the application of common sense --trees do not **know** anything.

      That was the most idiotic explain of Evolution I've ever heard

      That is because The Theory of Evolution is an idiotic explanation. It is improbable, not logical, and completely ludicrous which this article is just one of many heaped upon many more testifying to that fact. There are just too many of these "lucky mutations" to be attributed to just chance such as spiders able to spin webs in the dark, not needing to be taught or even having to see their handiwork.

      From the ScieneNOW article: Many scientists think that the tree evolved these metamorphoses to avoid moas

      These "scientists", whoever they are, infer that 1) trees have the ability to know what kind of creature is eating its leaves and 2) trees can modify its genetic code to counter them. That is absolutely absurd. It is a fable.

      If all the tree is just the result of random mutations which resulted in barbed leaves then why talk about the tree 'defending itself" and so forth?" Don't these "scientists" know their own definition of evolution? Why didn't they then state that the tree underwent a number of mutations resulting in barbed leaves resulting in the fortutious happenstance that moa birds were prevented from eating all the leaves, or only able to eat some of the leaves."? Why?

      And how do we know that the barbs weren't beneficial, providing shelter for moa nestlings or other creatures? For all we know the leaves are indigestible or even poisonous to the moa so the barbs are there to prevent the moa from harming itself.

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      A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver --Proverbs 25:11
    3. Re:Suggestive speculation by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      I suspect I'm feeding a troll, but I'll play anyway.

      Take a million trees. Of those million, a thousand (0.1 percent) develop a mutation that gives them spiky leaves instead of non-spiky leaves. Animals are less likely to eat the spiky leaves, so these trees prosper and reproduce more quickly. In the next generation, there are 5,000 trees with spiky leaves instead of 1,000; then, in the third generation, 25,000 trees with spiky leaves, and so on.

      Because the trees with the mutation are better suited to their environment, they become the dominant species. It has nothing to do with design. If anything, think of it as a football league -- the teams that can adapt to their competitors' defense and offense make the playoffs, and the rest are out. (For the purposes of this analogy, the BCS bowl game system would represent intelligent design.)

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    4. Re:Suggestive speculation by hardihoot · · Score: 1

      First off, I am not a troll. Expressing disagreement is not trolling. I don't often comment although I follow /. regularly.

      The article by Michael Torrice of ScienceNOW Daily News states: Many scientists (many of them! lots!) think that the tree evolved these metamorphoses --small, brown, blotchy leaves as seedlings, footlong spears with tiny barbs along the edge as a sapling, and rounded, nondescript green leaves as an adult tree, to avoid moas

      The article is stating the tree somehow **knew** that moas were eating on it and so developed a leaf cycle with barbs to thwart the moa bird. That is ridiculous, that the tree could know such a thing as the type of predator eating on it and develop a countermeasure. That is my issue with this article.

      It is also your disagreement with the article, that the tree somehow responded to the actions of a predator. We both agree the science in the article is wrong, although we hold different views concerning evolution and origins.

      You and others here state that the article is wrong about how evolution works, that it is only chance mutation and natural selection that resulted in the lancewood tree devoloping barbed leaves, that it was not the actions of predators that caused the barbs. By stating such it is then apparent that:

      • many scientists are wrong about how evolution works, including David Lee a botanist mentioned in the article
      • ScienceNOW Daily News is in error to produce such an article because their science is wrong
      • Kevin C. Burns, an evolutionary ecologist(!) is wrong about how evolution works
      • Kevin C. Burns and his colleagues are wasting their time, and probably New Zealand tax dollars and Victoria University funding, in conducting research on the issue from starting out with a false premise based on a flawed understanding of evolution.

      I understand your explanation as to how the lancewood tree developed barbed leaves. You say it is from mutation and natural selection. That is a possibility. I don't disagree with it. However, I am convinced God designed the lancewood with enough genetic information to allow for a wide range of genetic expression so it can have a resonable chance to survive in a changing environment filled with a host of variables such as climate, predation, and soil type. This includes the genetic information for barbed leaves during a stage in a tree's life cycle.

      I start with the premise that carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and other matter were created by God, and this matter was formed into living creatures including the lancewood tree. You start with the premise (I assume) that matter has always existed or it popped out of nowhere and it assembled itself on its own into living things mutating and being natural selected for over a long period of time to explain the species we see today.

      You have your view, I have mine. You base your view on your interpretation of the data as do I. Regardless, I think we can both agree that the ScienceNOW article is scientifically invalid.

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      A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver --Proverbs 25:11
  42. Ha! Everyone missed it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The tree isn't giving up it's spiny leaves because of us!

    Clearly the Moa will be extinct for only a short while- until we revive the species.

    So inconvenient to lose the spines, only to have to get them back a mere 500 years later.

  43. unity is perfect by Zecheus · · Score: 1

    Theologically: unity is perfect, God is perfect, hence, there is one God. Whether unity is perfect is a philosophical question.

    1. Re:unity is perfect by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      Actually there's just the big kahuna in Christianity, the 10 commandments say "you shall have no other gods before me." Minor gods are alright, in this religion they're called Saints and people pray to them all the time.

    2. Re:unity is perfect by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      well that demigod they have named Jesus seems pretty important as well.

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      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    3. Re:unity is perfect by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's one of the things that I've always found amusing about Catholicism in particular. For a monotheistic religion, they sure pray to an awful lot of different beings.

    4. Re:unity is perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False religion perhaps?

  44. montheism existed before Constantine by Zecheus · · Score: 1
    The Roman emperor you refer to is Constantine. Its true that he made Christianity the official religion of the empire. His mother was Christian at the time, but he wasn't. Indeed, its said he himself did not convert until on his deathbed.

    In Constantine's time, the the Eastern empire was indeed under his political control. Later, after his death, the empire fractured. The eastern half became vulnerable to invasion by Islamic nations and was decimated. Islam is monotheistic and not dictated by Constantine or any Roman Emperor.

    Monotheism pre-existed Constantine by about 2100 years. Books of the hebrew bible, which represent God monotheistically, were written perhaps as early as 1800 BC.

    Monotheism was not selected over polytheism only because Constantine said so.

    1. Re:montheism existed before Constantine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Within early Judaism worship of other gods was a contentious issue. Worship of Yahweh's consort Ashera (among others) was not completely excised from Judaism until after Deuteronomy was written circa 600 BC. For instance, Deuteronomy judges king Manasseh of Judah (reign 687-642 BC) harshly because among other things he set up an Asherah pole in Solomon's Temple and overturned his father Hezekiah's pro-monotheistic reforms. After Amon's brief reign the balance shifted back to monotheism under Josiah, but his son disregarded his reforms during his 3-month reign. Conquest by Egypt, then Babylon and exile (586 BC) occurs shortly thereafter and is probably what ultimately cemented Judaism as a purely monotheistic religion, probably influenced by Zoroastrianism, and the process wasn't really completed until the Hellenic period. By this point the Roman Republic was in full swing and Empire not far off.

    2. Re:montheism existed before Constantine by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      For instance, Deuteronomy judges king Manasseh of Judah (reign 687-642 BC) harshly because among other things he set up an Asherah pole in Solomon's Temple and overturned his father Hezekiah's pro-monotheistic reforms.

      You might want to do a name check there. Deuteronomy is pretty much entirely the final speeches of Moses, centuries before any kings of Israel. By the time you get the the 6th and 7th centuries B.C.E., you're well into the Books of Kings.

  45. Moa no mo'e by ionn · · Score: 1

    Well, that bird had it coming and it's nice to see the tree is still doing it's job to keep us safe from such unsavory semi-avians.

    1. Re:Moa no mo'e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moa appears to have been the very opposite of unsavoury...that is why they all got eaten

  46. If it is pretty, actually is an advantage by rafaelolg · · Score: 1

    Last 500 years the human being tastes has played such strong role that if people liked this tree it's an positive random adaptation to its environment.

  47. Deeper implications by pgfuller · · Score: 1

    So that means Koalas read the Science website. Or at least Slashdot ? Kool.

  48. That isn't how evolution works. by dtmancom · · Score: 1

    The tree didn't "grow barbs" to protect itself from a predator, that isn't how evolution works. In fact, it isn't even the correct usage of the true definition of the word "evolution" (a change in a population over time). The tree just happened to mutate to have thorny trees, which just happened to be a good defense against predators, and natural selection favored that configuration of tree over other close versions of it.

  49. two words for you: you wish by pikine · · Score: 1

    So a nerve circuit that controls how you enunciate is ridiculously complicated in humans but simple in fish. As if a fish talks. Show me a talking tilapia, then we can talk.

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  50. Plantae ESP by Conspire · · Score: 1

    Hey, its worth watching to see whether some predator evolves that wants to eat the lancewood tree. Plantae could have premonition and fork the universe to save their kind! Please just don't tell my wife, she slammed me yesterday for "not knowing what she's thinking" because we've been together for almost 10 years.......Don't want her to know that even plants are more sensitive than us men.

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  51. Dates?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be nice if the dates given where actually correct...

    The Moa was believed to have gone extinct around the time of the first English landing in New Zealand (1769), with isolated groups surviving in the south island till the 1850's. So we are looking at a few hundred years, which is nothing in evolutionary time lines.

    Quoting wiki, where no citation is given is just incompetence.

    1. Re:Dates?! by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      It would be nice if the dates given where actually correct...

      The Moa was believed to have gone extinct around the time of the first English landing in New Zealand (1769), with isolated groups surviving in the south island till the 1850's. So we are looking at a few hundred years, which is nothing in evolutionary time lines.

      Quoting wiki, where no citation is given is just incompetence.

      Speaking of citations, where are yours? This paper examines the claims that moa were still alive during the European era and concludes there is little or no evidence of the moa surviving past the 1500s.

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  52. Tree Zen by flyneye · · Score: 1

    The Eucalyptus merely anticipates the return of the Moa.
    Ancient legend recalls the wall painting that depicted the Moa coming from the spirits of the Kiwi and Ostrich and being ridden to victory by Aboriginal astronauts wielding large cans of Fosters Lager.
    Perhaps there is wisdom to be found in this.

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  53. Barbed Leaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a lighter note..I'd just like some of those trees to keep the neighbors kids out of my yard..

  54. Appendix. Huh. What is it good for? by Cartotype · · Score: 1

    I recall reading somewhere [citation needed] that, rather than being completely useless and best removed, the appendix serves as a back-up repository of useful/necessary intestinal bacteria.

  55. The problem with evolution... by BabaChazz · · Score: 1

    is that it is an excellent way of solving yesterday's problems. This tree is a classic case in point; now that it has perfected this defence against the moa, the moa is no longer around. Hmm... maybe the defence worked better than expected?

  56. There are actually a couple of theories by wireloose · · Score: 1

    that this might be intelligent design after all.

    1. A longer neural path between brain and vocal cords might force more time between thought and speech, although it's quite clear that many humans barely think before speaking.

    2. Rerouting the nerve keeps it out of the way of the penis during fellatio.

  57. Only 500 years? by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

    Isn't that a blink of an eye from an evolutionary standpoint? It is from a geological viewpoint.

  58. Looks like I'm late by techprophet · · Score: 1

    Looks like I came late to the party.

    First off, trees have lives on par with if not longer than humans. It has been pointed out time and again in the comments on this story that they repopulate slowly. Thus slowing down the rate of evolution. Simple theory.

    In all technicality, we should base our timelines for projected evolution dates on generations, not years.

    Secondly, this is an adaptation, not evolution. This tree losing it's barbs would be an adaptation. Maybe the barbs are still there to keep people from climbing the trees. Maybe a few moa still exist. Maybe not enough generations have gone by for the tree to remove it's barbs. Maybe it never will.

    DISCLAIMER:
    THIS IS A BIG ASS DISCLAIMER
    A REALLY HUGE ONE
    AS IN YO' MOMMA HUGE

    I am not yet taken by the theory of evolution on the grounds that we have not yet observed one species change into another. Yeah yeah, this means you can call me a creationist bugger now.

    1. Re:Looks like I'm late by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      We see bacteria do it all the time, in very clear repeatable ways.

    2. Re:Looks like I'm late by techprophet · · Score: 1

      We see bacteria do it all the time, in very clear repeatable ways.

      You know, Quote tags are there for a reason. I am assuming you are talking about my last statement. Which bacteria? Sources! Examples! Citations! Why didn't I cite?

      we have not yet observed

      There is nothing to cite, because it hasn't happened yet. Until you link to some creditable sources (that does NOT mean NYT, /., or any other news site, but a scientific journal!) I cannot believe it.

    3. Re:Looks like I'm late by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      There is nothing to cite, because it hasn't happened yet. Until you link to some creditable sources (that does NOT mean NYT, /., or any other news site, but a scientific journal!) I cannot believe it.

      Genomic evolution during a 10,000-generation experiment with bacteria. That's a fairly old one, but it's on about the second page when you hit up Google Scholar for +"bacteria" +"evolution". It also references several interesting previous studies.

      Without being too snarky to you, I'm not going to link anything else because a lot of what someone might want to see as "evidence of evolution" depends on what one is expecting to see. Most people would be wanting to see a phentotypic change e.g. cocci <-> bacilli, cillate <-> flagellate, etc. - something that's obviously a different organism. Since we've only been looking for a short time - and the tens of thousands of generations in the paper I linked is only a short time in the scale of things - we're not going to see that unless we're extremely lucky. Keep looking, and the chance we will go up (assuming there is something to see ;-)

      But, really, that's just a matter of scale. Aren't smaller, less apparent-to-the-naked-eye adaptations (e.g. selected & inherited variations in the genome, membrane permeability, cell size, etc) just as much evidence of evolution as the development of, say, more efficient locomotive structures?

      The answer to that question is, as I said, "depends on what you want to see as evidence". Someone who'll only accept hard indisputable evidence of proto-cows evolving into dolphins, or proto-chimps evolving into hominids, ain't going to be convinced by evidence of bacteria evolving to oxidise ethanol into acetaldehyde...

       

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    4. Re:Looks like I'm late by techprophet · · Score: 1

      But, really, that's just a matter of scale. Aren't smaller, less apparent-to-the-naked-eye adaptations (e.g. selected & inherited variations in the genome, membrane permeability, cell size, etc) just as much evidence of evolution as the development of, say, more efficient locomotive structures?

      I beg to differ on that point. You yourself say selected & inherited variations. That is not evolution, it is adaptation.

      Since we've only been looking for a short time - and the tens of thousands of generations in the paper I linked is only a short time in the scale of things - we're not going to see that unless we're extremely lucky. Keep looking, and the chance we will go up (assuming there is something to see ;-)

      This was part of my point in my original post. Back to the trees for a moment, but there have been perhaps 6 or 7 generations of those trees by now. I suspect that we will never see those barbs disapeer, because of the number of generations it would require. And if we do, nobody will know how much of an idiot I was because of the time gap ;)

      depends on what you want to see as evidence

      I would see the bacteria creating new information as strong evidence. That study does not show that. At least, not to my limited microbiological knowledge. Maybe I should stop asking for evidence, I get a headache every time I read one of those biological studies :\

  59. It seems to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warp != war.

    Article less interesting than previously imagined.

  60. Anthropomorphism anyone by Ace905 · · Score: 1

    This story is ridiculous. All life has evolved as a result of 'pressure' from the environment surrounding it. It's not a conscious decision on the part of the plant, it's a permanent adaptation. It's not going to just say, "Oh ok, now I don't need to do this anymore".

    If we were able to obliterate all insect life on earth, would we be studying the Venus Fly Trap and the Pitcher Plant and saying, "Oh wow! These plants are still trying to capture insects we obliterated years ago!". I feel stupider having read that article.

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  61. The high price of greedlessness by Brain-Fu · · Score: 1

    Greed is a problem, for sure. But it isn't exactly a light switch that you can just turn off.

    Greed is generally not a problem in, say, a cell colony. The cells basically stand and fall together. Whatever benefits the group benefits all the individuals. So the cells do not need to display individual survival strategies. They gain no survival advantage from putting their own private good above the good of their neighbor cells.

    However, as a species, we are not one giant cell colony. We are loosely-bound herd of individuals. In order for our species to survive, individuals must survive. In order for individuals to survive, they must accumulate and maintain control over resources that keep them alive. So long as we remain individuals, with individual identities and individual motivations that may-or-may-not perfectly coincide with a group motivation or group identity, we will need to continue to exercise behaviors that are appropriate for individual survival.

    So, we display greedy behaviors not just because it is an instinct, but because it is a logical consequence of our having individual identities, and functioning autonomously.

    The only way to completely eliminate greed would be to eliminate the psychological structures that give us a sense of separateness from our fellow man. Once we see all other humans as extensions of our own body (or fellow members of a greater body), we will then be able to see any benefit to a neighbor as being identical to a benefit to the self. Then, and only then, can we have perfect cooperation, perfect reciprocal altruism, and the perfect greed-free utopia that you would like to see.

    So, I put to you this question: are you willing to give up your sense of self, all of your individuality, and all of your personal freedom, in order to live in this greed-free society?

    If so, you would make a very good communist, and I wish you the best of luck. Unfortunately, I fear you won't see much progress in your lifetime, as most of humanity is not willing to sacrifice their "selves" in the name of a greater good.

    1. Re:The high price of greedlessness by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 0, Troll

      I do not disagree with your points on the role of greed in a population, but I do think your missing my point...

      So, I put to you this question: are you willing to give up your sense of self, all of your individuality, and all of your personal freedom, in order to live in this greed-free society?

      If so, you would make a very good communist, and I wish you the best of luck.

      Its not about curing individual greed - impossible goal and as you point out, has serious beneficial side effects (in addition to being a great motivator). Nor did my point have anything to do with giving up the individuals sense of self. Its also as far from Communism as you can get - competition is a powerful and in most cases, efficient, resource allocation system. One that communism can't come close to.
      Let put it another way: Are you willing to accept corporate/state sponsored greed, operating on a much higher level than individual greed, if it guarantees creating another financial crisis down the road where many will lose their life savings (again). How about moving forward drilling for oil in protected nature sanctuaries within arctic limits even while scientific community is coming to a consensus on the terrible repercussions to us all of following this line of corporate profit. What about war for profit's sake?

      Going by your post and if I jumped to conclusions, I might get the impression that your comfortable with these particular side effects, accept them as a given, or feel we do not have the intelligence as a society to recognize them as a "not good thing" side-effect. If it's the latter case, I think your right.

  62. Better diagram by thms · · Score: 1

    The diagram here http://www.voiceproblem.org/glossary/images_05.asp does a better job of showing what evolution did there.

    It is probably looped around the aorta because it once was the nerve for the 6th gill/pharyngeal arch which moved posterior and dragged the nerve with it. Other gill arches became part of the jaw, and some can now be found in our ear as the central part of our hearing system!

    1. Re:Better diagram by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And that, children, is why sometimes you really should do a clean rewrite from the ground up. That sodium/potassium balance is going to give us trouble one day too.

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  63. The summary is deceptive by LeinadSpoon · · Score: 1

    The summary seems to imply that the tree is still evolving new defenses against the moa. (ie that the barbed leaves evolved after 1500 AD). But the article just says that an evolutionary defense that was there in the days of the moa is still there. The surprising thing would be if it wasn't.

  64. Slashdotted trees don't go extinct! by robi5 · · Score: 1

    It kept the obsolete defense to surprise scientists who then popularize and study it, therefore lowering its chance of going extinct from some remaining threat.

  65. Misunderstanding evolution by crmarvin42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In evolutioary term, all costs are relative.

    If, in the time that there have been no Moa to eat the plant, no genetic mutation has spontaniously developed that results in no thorns, then why would we expect these trees to have lost stopped growing thorns? Thorns are only expensive if some of your peers are not growing them and you are.

    Since these thorns appear to be a defining characteristic of this plants phenotype, and there has only been a small amount of time in which to evolve away from this phenotype (evolutionary time scales are a lot larger than 500 years), it's stupid to assume that they would have dissapeared by now.

    Evolution has no plan, it has no engineers deciding what the best design is now that the Moa are dead, it is the net effect of environmental selective pressures combined with the accumulation of small genetic point mutations over time that make one genetic line more likely to reproduce more prolifically, crossed with a whole lot of random chance.

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    1. Re:Misunderstanding evolution by soldoutactivist · · Score: 1

      Spikes cost more than smooth bark to grow and maintain. Lets say a rabbit developed spikes to ward off wolves. Then the wolves disappeared. The rabbit would likely go back to a state without spikes. Eventually the non-spike rabbits would breed more and faster due to the lesser energy requirements of simply being small and fast opposed to the cost of the body creating hard, pointy spikes.

      Its the same principle why we walk on two feet, it requires less energy than walking on four legs. And growing thick pelts of thin hairs as opposed to a solid pelt of fur is why we have the hair we have now. And now that we don't need the hair, its giving way to baldness.

      These trees feel they are still being attacked by something or the non-spiked trees are being destroyed by some force of nature.

      500 years is enough time for some change to be noticed.

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    2. Re:Misunderstanding evolution by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      You are making the completely unfounded assumption that there are any non-spike rabbits left.

      If spikes were necessary enough to be ubiquitous, then where would this population of non-spike rabbits come from? First there could be increased survivability of shorter-spiked rabbits, which could gradually (over much longer than 500 years) result in spike-less rabbits.

      The generation interval for most plants is much longer than for rabbits, and I would expect that the non-spiked plant would take much longer to evolve. Take roses for example. We've been subjecting roses to controlled breeding experiments for a lot more than 500 years and we still don't have a thornless rose (that I'm aware of), why do you think that natural selection would work any faster. You need to think on the appropriate time scales, and contrary to popular opinion, 500 years is nothing on the kind of scales that evolution works on.

      Humans evolved to walk on 2 legs and to lack body fur because those mutations occurred and were beneficial to those individuals that had them (ostensibly). It's entirely possible that the lack of pelts was passed along with some, much more important mutation close by on the same chromosome for increased intelligence, or ability to draw the connection that animal tracks mean the animal was once there (something no other animal does to my knowledge). That ability to track prey, and avoid predators is so powerful that it could have made any number of undesirable mutations ubiquitous simply by dragging those genes along for the ride.

      It's only now that we are looking back that a lack of a pelt is viewed as an evolutionary adaptation. But what about those early human populations that migrated into ice age europe? I'd posit that the development of a pelt would have been an evolutionary advantage! However, european humans did not develop a pelt, because the genotype for furry humans had already been lost, and no new mutations developed to give us back our fur coat. Instead their was the gradual change in hair type to be more insulating where it did grow, and to grow a lot thicker for some, but we never regained our fur despite being in Europe for much more than 500 years.

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    3. Re:Misunderstanding evolution by soldoutactivist · · Score: 1

      What about the dinosaurs that developed flights twice in its evolutionary life? Just because all the non-spike rabbits were eaten or killed doesn't mean the DNA is gone. The spikes allows the rabbits to survive, despite having a significant cost on the species. As soon as the threat is gone, the spikes should disappear gradually as the less-spiked rabbits breed faster because they have more energy to throw around.

      Yes the pelt was an advantage... when it was NEEDED. We don't NEED it anymore. You made my argument, and the argument of the TFA!

      We lost our thick body hair because we learned fire and clothing. By taking control of our external temperature away from our body, it stopped developing thick body hair. Letting go of the cost of generating the pelt.

      Our jaws are shrinking because we no longer eat by tearing raw flesh from the bones. Our meals are prepared and easy to consume. Our wisdom teeth (and little finger) are the first sacrifices to our readily available food sources. Our mouths will get smaller, we will lose more teeth. Because it costs less to have less teeth and a smaller jawbone.

      If the world was suddenly thrown into an ice age. And we lost all our technology and all our of higher knowledge. Eventually we would re-evolve our thick body hair, our jaws would extend, our average height would shrink dramatically. Because the cumulative information is stored in our DNA. And the cost of surviving.

      If you want to say that a spiked rabbit and a speedy rabbit are branches of a non-spiked, non-speedy rabbit. And so if all the speedy rabbits die, the spiked rabbit is all that's left. I'm amiable to that. Though the original rabbit sucked ass, in my opinion. But even so, the spiked rabbit would eventually evolve the spikes away because the spikes cost too much. Just because the speedy rabbit died off, doesn't mean the spiked rabbit can't evolve out of spikes and into speediness on its own.

      And the ability to track other creatures is not a genetic trait, but a result of higher brain functionality. Though you are correct, partly. The higher brain function is a costly feature. The moment we had a free thought, we clung to it. To justify the larger, stronger brain, we've evolved a weaker body. Less hair, no claws, no spikes, no thick skin, nothing. The bigger our brains become through non-selective breeding, the less our bodies will become to compensate.

      You are also right about the timescale. To completely remove the thorns on the trees, it will probably takes 1000s of years, if not much more. But evolution is a constant balance with nature. Change nature and evolution adjusts. So even though its only been 500 years, SOME change in the plant should be seen.

      And there are thornless rose bushes, very many species of them, in fact. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080221015317AAxLtH3

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    4. Re:Misunderstanding evolution by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      All of your arguments fall short because you are anthropomorphizing evolution into an intelligent design instead of a haphazard process by which most mutations result in disadvantage or no advantage at all. Evolution is not some "intelligent designer" that can take certain genes out of cold storage and turn them bak on when convenient. If genes get silenced or turn on, it is completely random.

      You are right that that we didn't NEED pelts and larger teeth, but that doesn't mean that they wouldn't have helped. Humans living in Europe during the last ice age obviously got by, but that doesn't mean that a persistent, or even seasonal pelt wouldn't have given them an advantage. It may have only meant that a handful more humans were able to survive each winter, but that is what evolutionary advantage is all about. If we had NEEDED pelts, we wouldn't have been able to colonize Europe until after the glaciers had receded in the first place.

      IIRC, there actually is a family of humans that have animal like fur all over their bodies. However, the re-emergence of the Furry Human phenotype didn't happen in a cold environment, but down in Mexico.

      Evolution is NOT about optimal design, but about Good Enough.

      It's not a question of whether the genes are still present within the genome, but whether or not the genes are expressed and result in the phenotype. There are literally thousands of "silenced" genes in the human genome. Once a gene becomes silenced, mutations within that gene are no longer selected against, and the slow accumulation of defects ends up creating a gene that may not function properly even if it were to be expressed.

      Genes are mutated randomly & rarely
      Genes are silenced randomly & rarely

      the inputs of evolution are completely random, what appears like a pattern is the result of evolution only being viewed from the present back. We don't tend to see those single generation mutations that result in offspring that die almost immediately, if the fetus develops completely at all.

      You are also making a huge assumption as to the Perceived Cost of spikes. Frequently what we assume is biologically expensive turns out not to be. Take antibiotic resistance genes in bacteria. Europe banned the use of various antibiotics in animals. Some were only banned at sub-theraputic levels and others were banned completely. The expectation being that over time, the bacteria with the antibiotic resistance genes would be at a disadvantage relative to their non resistant peers. By that reasoning, antibiotic resistance gene prevalence should decrease with time. Due to the incredibly short generation interval for bacteria, they expected to see changes in a couple of years. However, roughly a decade after the ban, the prevalence of antibiotic resistance genes, even those that only conferred resistance to the antibiotics that were completely banned, have not changed at all. It turns out that antibiotic resistance genes are not expensive, or offer some sort of competitive advantage outside of their ability to protect against certain antibiotics.

      Perception is not reality, and that goes for evolutionary advantage as well.

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    5. Re:Misunderstanding evolution by demonrob · · Score: 1

      "500 years is enough time for some change to be noticed." if they were rabbits. They are trees. Slightly different time frames. For some tree types this is still the same generation.

  66. That's nothing! by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked humans still had tailbones!

  67. Misleading the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article appears to misunderstand evolution for reasons that other comments have eluded to. Every species on the planet is exactly as evolved as every other, from bacteria to humans. We have all adapted to a particular niche, these trees included.
    Trees with different characteristics will be selected for, only when they out-compete existing trees. As others have said, neither time nor proper conditions have allowed for this to happen yet.
    The title of the article seems to suggest that this tree is doing something unexpected, or even paranormal. Someone even casually familiar with the theory of evolution would understand otherwise.

  68. Emus by Garrynz · · Score: 1

    "Thomas Givnish, a plant ecologist at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, adds that the hypothesis could be strengthened by "exposing these plants to ... emus or ostriches to demonstrate that these traits deter browsing by birds" When I was studying evolution at Canterbury University in 2000 one such scientist from the US was about to conduct this experiment with emus I believe. I finished uni the following year and never did find out the results of the experiemnet, anyone know?

  69. A Durable Defence by mhajicek · · Score: 1

    In any species some traits are more susceptible to mutation than others. I think it's possible that over a long enough period of time this species and it's predecessors may have endured intermittent threats from various animals. If exposed to such a threat that comes and goes, the species may have been conditioned to protect the genes encoding the defensive trait to prevent loss of the trait, so as to be ready for defense when the next threat manifests. In human terms, if you've found that you get shot at once in a while chances are you'll wear a bullet proof vest much of the time even if you're not getting shot at at the moment.

  70. Appendix !useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bit of a side point but the appendix looks like maybe it is not as useless as once thought. If you get a bad case of something like cholera and crap your intestinal flora out, it is hypothesized that your appendix, because it's a side-pocket, will retain enough of all the various bugs to re-establish everything relatively quickly.

    e.g. it's the boot disk for your digestive system

  71. They must give landscape architects a tummyache... by refactored · · Score: 1
    They have planted a row of these trees in the middle of a double road near here.

    In a few years they are going to suddenly change from being long thin straggly plants with sharp leaves into large trees, completely changing the character of the road.

    Mind you, I think that may be an improvement.

    And when they are in their "teenager" phase they look just plain weird.

    Mind you, so do teenagers. :-)

  72. As a Kiwi.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me be the first to say that that tree isn't the only thing "Stuck In Evolutionary Time Warp". Just look at our politicians, school system, roads....

  73. Maybe by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    Maybe the barbed leaves are just a way to attract female trees for breeding and thus to have a natural selection to improve the breed. And the silly scientists of course couldn't even come up with that one. I say that they should have considered creationism more seriously. And saying a meaningless prayer or two before eating the food you worked for also wouldn't hurt. Heretics!

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  74. Root cause of evolution by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

    Don't evolutionary traits evolve as mutation/aberration? Wouldn't these trees essentially have to spawn a non-barbed version that proliferated in order for this barbed adaption to begin reverting in the wild?

    I'm not an evolutionary biologist, but some of the responses here seem to indicate that evolution is some sort of act of will or a direct response to environmental pressure. Although environment is a contributing factor to success, it is not the root cause, mutation is. It was my understanding that they are basically 'fortunate accidents' combined with environment. In other words, unless the barbs cause this tree to be less competitive (they obviously served a purpose before and they don't appear to be a detriment now), then I would think they will stay around until either:

    A) Mutated strain of the tree grows without these barbs and thrives (as there are no more Moa).
    - This seems likely to happen if mutations sometimes have regressive traits that pop up much like humans have regressive genes (Does this happen in plant life? Is there a biologist in the house?)

    B) Some environmental change take places in which the barbs become a detriment to the tree making it less competetive.
    - Would the result of removing barbs reduce the energy needs of a tree enough to make a non-barbed variety more likely to thrive than it's barbed counterparts? It obviously does well enough even with the barbs?

    They didn't grow barbs as a result of the Moa, but rather a mutated barbed strain grew that happened to be resistant to Moa giving it an effective advantage over the non-barbed variety.