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  1. Re:Hey, 200 Meters ain't bad for a pop bottle rock on Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was this close to a snarky comment about you not killing yourself doing that stupid shit.

    Then I remembered doing the same sort of shit. Good times...good times.

  2. Insult + Injury on WikiLeaks Under Fire · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great idea. On top of a DDoS attack lets add the Slashdot effect. I can smell the smoke pouring off their servers.

  3. Re:can anyone give a real schedule? on Full Lunar Eclipse for the Americas on Wednesday · · Score: 1
    In the vein of weather related humor (or humour)...

    As for here in Montreal, the forecast says cloudy periods You have cloudy periods? You may want to see a doctor about that. Here in the US they are usually red.

    Thank you; I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.
  4. Timeline on Animated Film Set To Kick Off Star Wars TV Show · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not to nitpick; but where in the prequel trilogy did Anakin have the spare time to take a Padawan?

  5. Re:Too bad they don't have that much oil... on US Group Calls Canada a Top Copyright Violator · · Score: 1

    most of the companies sucking out the black gold are American, Correction, most of those companies are global conglomerates originally started by Americans. Petroleum oil is a commidity and it doesn't matter what company is doing the pumping; it is sold to the highest bidders.
  6. Re:A game for Mac? on Will Wright's Spore To Release Sept. 7th · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    **WOOOOSH**

    That was the sound of a my joke, riding an Air book, going over your head.

  7. Re:A game for Mac? on Will Wright's Spore To Release Sept. 7th · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I'm sure it will look awful pretty on the Mac. Designing for a mouse with only one button will be the hard part.

  8. Re:Unix syndrome on Ethics In IT · · Score: 1

    I feel that I should clarify. I don't have any interest in Thelema and haven't devoted any serious scholarship to the subject. That quote is useful as a justification, to others, for whatever I happen to be doing at the time.

  9. Re:Balanced view. on "Anonymous" Takes Scientology Protest to the Streets · · Score: 1

    Yeah, cause the EMS and a few county sheriff's cars are there already. So I do just keep driving.

  10. Re:Balanced view. on "Anonymous" Takes Scientology Protest to the Streets · · Score: 1

    Something must be retained from death to birth Got some evidence for this? Otherwise please head to the back of the classroom.
  11. Re:The Internet Creates on Internet "Creates Pedophiles" According to "Expert" · · Score: 2, Funny

    With a name like Cthulhu it has to be a non-Euclidean blasphemy.

  12. Re:Remember, Slashdotters... on DARPA Advances AI Program For Air Traffic Control · · Score: 1

    I'm pre-savoring the irony of seeing that tag on the story about the "Tagging System Goes Live".

  13. Oblig. on DARPA Advances AI Program For Air Traffic Control · · Score: 1

    HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. So that's how you can tell an astronaut is lying...thanks.
  14. Re:The Internet Creates on Internet "Creates Pedophiles" According to "Expert" · · Score: 3, Funny

    The picture isn't that bad. Now, if you contemplate what he had to do to make his anus that elastic...that is grounds for nightmares.

  15. Re:Unix syndrome on Ethics In IT · · Score: 1

    I am quoting Crowley's The Book of the Law which contains no namby-pamby injunction against harming others.

    Really, "harming none" is just an invitation to be exterminated.

  16. Re:Unix syndrome on Ethics In IT · · Score: 1

    "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."

    I think that's what you mean.

  17. Re:"Beauty" and "Intution" are not in Linus's hand on Is Linus Torvalds Speaking for Linux Anymore? · · Score: 1

    Linus is divorced now?!

    Maybe he'll finally make an honest woman out of my sister.

  18. Re:LOLOLOLOLOL on Install Copyright Filters on PCs, Says RIAA Boss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    New business models are expensive and dangerous (See: DotCom Bubble) in the short term and shareholders don't like them.

    I don't even know if they need a new business model. I'd stop pirating if the per song price was reasonable ($0.10 - $0.20).

    Between Radiohead and a few other new players I've come across Old Media is set to take some more bruises. Innovation will win out.

  19. The Little and the Big on Cell Hits 45nm, PS3 Price Drop Likely to Follow · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know what it is about measuring things in nanometers and terabytes that gives me such a hardon.

    Thank you IBM.

    PS: Please don't put Skynet online.

  20. Re:LOLOLOLOLOL on Install Copyright Filters on PCs, Says RIAA Boss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How the hell did these clueless fucks get so much power? Probably by working hard and rising through the ranks of their industry. Guys like him have had alot of power for along time, but now that the rug has been pulled out from under them they are doing everything they can to fight the change.

    I'd do the same if my whole business model was suddenly fucked.
  21. Re:PBKAC on Antivirus Inventor Says Security Pros Are Wasting Time · · Score: 1

    Who here hasn't had people tell them: "Can you help me with my computer? Here's my password..." I had a woman call in once trying to retrieve her user credentials. She claimed to be having email issues and couldn't recieve the email I sent with the info. It's our stated policy not to provide info over the phone as we can't verify the users identity.

    After explaining the policy the woman offered to give me her Social Security Number if I would read off her PAC. It did turn out that she was who she claimed to be so I wonder if she would have given me her real SSN.

    Moral of the story: Some users get caught by phishers; other users are offering to sell the phishers dynamite and light it for them.
  22. Re:I've never been so embarrased to say I'm from M on Super Tuesday, McCain Leads Reps, Dems Undecided · · Score: 1

    Seriously, you should win your own state as a given. If Hillary had lost New York, she might as well have conceeded on the spot Hillary is not a New Yorker. Thank you and good day.
  23. Re:So..... on Super Tuesday, McCain Leads Reps, Dems Undecided · · Score: 1

    I know Obama likes to draw parallels between himself and JFK, but with Hillary as VP he may be pushing his luck.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_foster

  24. Re:answers vary on Dell Suit Reveals Lucrative Domain Name Trade · · Score: 1

    For example, you can't start a company MacDonald's that sells hamburgers in competition with the McDonald's chain Eddie Murphy called. He wants royalties on your Coming to America reference.
  25. Re:suggestions ... on The Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition Preview Books · · Score: 1

    As usual, I am full of lies. One more:

    http://www.penandpapergames.com/index.php?page=features --- I can't speak to the quality of this site as I found a group through the other services before I got too far into this one.