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  1. Re:Count from Zero on Sequoia Vote Machine Can't Do Simple Arithmetic? · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for the GP but it works the same here in Saratoga county. After I signed the registration book the nice elderly lady shouted my party affiliation across the room and the fellow manning the both toggled the lever on the back of the machine.

    No cards or anything. Maybe its just on account of us Upstaters being smarter.

  2. Re:One of the masters on Arthur C. Clarke Is Dead At 90 · · Score: 1

    Maybe he went to Secular Heaven

  3. Re:I can stop whenever I want on Discussion of Internet Addiction as Mental Illness Resurfaces · · Score: 2, Funny

    The strippers will give you the time of day if you stop trying to insert quarters in the "slot".

  4. Re:That's an easy one! on Why Don't We Invent That Tomorrow? · · Score: 1

    Nice 7 Days reference. Man that was a good show.

  5. Re:yes, but is it really intelligent? on AI Researchers Say 'Rascals' Might Pass Turing Test · · Score: 1

    Most of the students at RPI don't have enough personality to pass the Turing test. I am doubtful if they could design a program to beat the test.

  6. Re:doesn't ea have enough publishers? on EA Launches 'Hostile' Bid for GTA Publisher · · Score: 1

    Activision was recently purchased by Vivendi Universal and is being rolled up with Blizzard Entertainment. Blizzard's properties are a license to print money so Activision should be able to get their bearings again.

  7. Re:Should Wikipedia Sell Advertising? on Should Wikipedia Sell Advertising? · · Score: 1

    And you are offering to pay their bills?

    The best things in life aren't free.

  8. Re:Can you say "better than being tasered?" on Homemade Robot Patrols Atlanta Streets · · Score: 1

    Neither!

    The property owners rights take precedence. He gets to decided whether his establishment is smoking or not.

    Or he should at least. In the People's Republic of New Yorkistan the looters have won.

  9. Re:So... on Homemade Robot Patrols Atlanta Streets · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't remember Al Gore being in Rocky IV...

    Besides, he only deters carbon not lead.

  10. Re:Precision vs accuracy on The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let me be the first to volunteer to explorer the universe of hot, naked sluts.

  11. Re:Big Mistake on The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old · · Score: 1


    ...but officer! She said she was legal!...Please no, not the cuffs!

  12. Re:Slashdot on Moore's Law Is Microsoft's Latest Enemy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Case in point: My mechanic called me today to let me know I was overdue for an oil change. At the end of the call he asked me if I knew the difference between Microsoft Office "Home and Student" and the standard version. I had no idea, but recommend Open Office as a free alternative. He said he would check it out, "Saving $150 would be nice".

    Now imagine all small business going over to F/OSS alternatives. MS would feel that hit.


    Gee, I hope my oil change is free this time...

  13. Re:No effect...? on D&D's Story Manager Answers Your Questions on Camera · · Score: 1

    Slashdot readers are immune to mind-affecting effects like Oozes or Plant creatures.

  14. Re:Let me be one of the first dozen people to say. on EFF, ACLU Back WikiLeaks · · Score: 1

    Zap Brannigan: I've got a very sex learning disorder. What's it called Kip?

    Kip: "Sexlexia", sir.

  15. Re:I'm not at all surprised on RIAA Expert Witness Called "Borderline Incompetent" · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As mush as I loath the RIAA tactics an "expert" witness disagreeing with the other sides "expert" witness is not Earth shattering.

    IANALBIWL&O

  16. Re:Review summary on Optimus Keyboard Starts Shipping · · Score: 4, Funny

    I use the Hulk Method: Find 'em and Smash on 'em.

  17. Re:Maybe a better word on Theory Posits Early Stars Powered By Dark Matter · · Score: 1

    Comedy.Gold.

  18. Maybe a better word on Theory Posits Early Stars Powered By Dark Matter · · Score: 1

    Maybe a better word/phrase for this would be "interesting idea being bandied about".

    Its use of "theory" like this that give the mouth breathers down in Florida and excuse.

  19. Real Genius on Hearing Voices? Could Be the Lasers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kent: Is that you God?

  20. Re:News For Nerds on Fidel Castro Resigns · · Score: 1

    Spell check built into Firefox: Priceless.

    Being forced to us IE7 at work: Teh suck.

  21. Re:Sounds about right. on The D&D Designers Answer Your Questions · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't that 3.5e sucked, it didn't. It just wasn't great. What it was was a callous money grab on the part of WotC.

    The complaint against 4e is the same.

  22. Re:News For Nerds on Fidel Castro Resigns · · Score: 5, Funny

    Link please.

    No really, please.

    Ohh god...I want to know a woman before I die....

    *whipmer*

  23. Re:cretin on Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space · · Score: 1

    Ahh, that's different. That's pronounced "wombat".

  24. Re:said "wandering wombat"? on Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space · · Score: 1
  25. Re:ah silly canadians on Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space · · Score: 1

    That's cute. But you Canucks elected a guy named "Cretin". And don't give me that crap about the hoity-toity French pronunciation.