The FBAR system will be ineffective against the outages caused by their users leaving in droves for the next big thing.
I blindly clicked the TFA link without checking that it was a Facebook link. Once I was at the page, I was halfway through it when a box popped up telling me "Please log in to continue." I closed the box and nothing happened. If I was thinking about joining Facebook, I sure wouldn't now after seeing that shithead pop-up. Fuck Facebook - you guys get on your knees and suck my dick, you beg for my information, and only then I might just give you my real age.
And what's up with Facebook's IPO? Do their investors have a bunch of invisible Disney Dollars stashed away in Uncle Scrooge's money vault?
I might have gone along with it had they been honest about it rather than them making condescending remarks implying that they didn't need or want my business.
All the smart people, especially in a "down" economy, are downloading the content for free via torrent. If there's any message behind Netflix' recent announcement, it's that people are either too ignorant or too cowardly to avoid being robbed blind by the content creators. Netflix are simply using the drug pusher model known since the dawn of time: get people hooked with too-good-to-be-true services and/or pricing, then shit on their customers' chests when critical mass is reached and the mainstream content monopolies no longer have give a shit about public opinion to survive. Distractions and other vice stock always does well in bad economies.
And, for the record, Netflix streaming still doesn't support Linux. Imagine the glee I felt when I received a 6-month subscription to Netflix as a gift from a well-meaning but ignorant family member, only to realize that it would not work without a pirated OS install or other unnecessary virtualization hacks. Imagine how disappointed I was thinking, "Man, I would totally pay for this long-term if it just supported my Linux OS."
I like to think Microsoft just a bunch of assholes trying to see how much humiliation their users will endure before they switch.
First, there was the Microsoft television ad closing with Bill Gates wiggling his ass in our faces. Now, they name the UI for their latest OS "Metro," which condescends to the androgynous metrosexuality of the users of the iOS UI that Microsoft feels Win8 must rip off in order to be successful.
p.s. apparently I was the first to link Win8's "metro" with metrosexuality.
The problem with Microsoft's stealing ideas (and even code) from Unix and Linux is that they will eventually begin to steal even the dumb ideas, namely Ubuntu's infamous Unity/Gnome duality.
The oil companies develop or buy all the real energy-storage patents and sit on 'em. Do you feel good about developing energy technology? Then feel goood while I shit on your face.
Now that my shit is in your mouth, pick the corn kernels out of that with your teeth. Smile when you get those and treat 'em like gold.
Because that's what you are when you are dependent on a corporation's energy. A fish with a mouthful of feces showing off a half-digested corn kernel and convincing others its gold. And your water and power rates now just ballooned 20% for no reason.
That's a most informative tutorial, but you left out one important point, illustrated by the opening comparison photo:
You can spot a counterfeit card from the puke-yellow colored radially-mounted things on the PCB (probably capacitors). If the slants (angle of the deviation from the vertical axis) are greater than or equal to the slant of the average Chinese eye, you have a spy on your hands. Look at how crookedly slanted the puke-yellow components are on the counterfeit PCB compared to those on the legitimate PCB. Then go look at a Chinaman's eyes and put 2+2 together in your heads.
My mother was stationed in Germany as an Army cryptographic clerk and she used to tell me a funny story about a German couple who approached her asking for eggs in broken English, so she went to the grocery store and bought them a carton of eggs.
She later realized the the couple were, of course, trying to obtain information about the Army crypto eggs.
Breadcrumbs sucks. If you searched for an item and double-clicked on what you found, the preceeding breadcrumb is the search results, not the proper file path. It is a goddamn hassle to figure out how to go one folder up when the proper file path is not given in the bar. Omitting that button was one of those changes people make that serves no purpose but to piss their users off, like when Ubuntu decided to put the window controls on the upper left side of the window.
I do give Microsoft credit for finally producing a usable OS since XP. But that's like giving the guy in the wheelchair credit for finishing last in a leg-running marathon.
I like to think of it as somebody helping me saving money not having to pay for shit I don't need. Ridiculous hardware requirements for the Windows Vista release come to mind.
For business use, ok. For a rich Catholic or Mormon couple with a computer for each of their 11 kids, ok. For typical home use, do you really need all that bandwidth? Is it so important to you that your movie be downloaded in 4 minutes instead of 7? Would you even notice the speed difference if you were just surfin' the web and not downloading large files?
You all are fucking idiots. Military navigation technology involves more than GPS. It also involves neo-gyroscopic high-accuracy dead-reckoning superimposed on top of known maps in the absence of GPS. The article is bullshit. Or actually true, given the deliberate mismanagement of today's military as a sacrifice to the war machine. The Cole bombing, for example.
Source: I was a backshop avionics technician in the U.S. Air Force.
That's been my point all along. A "socially inept geek" who happens to be linguistically inarticulate by the time s/he hits the college level would be better off concentrating on learning the damn linear algebra rather than wasting all that precious time with an after-hours English tutor only to have their big paper graded 'C' or worse because it didn't agree with ultra-feminist Professor Mullet McDyke's radical beliefs. Cheat the fucking English paper.
Undergrad English classes can be 'subjectively' failed. Undergrad math classes can't.
Ideally look for teachers that got geeks for significant others.
That sounds like wishful thinking. It's often the case that educated women prefer dumb, burly assholes and freeloaders. I know an attractive Asian pharmacist in her mid-twenties, single/no kids, who's dating a much older jazz musician with 3 kids from a different mother. Whether she likes jazz or he happens to have a huge cock to demonstrate his impregnation skills is out of the scope of this discussion. But if you were an educated woman, would you really feel secure in losing your only advantage in the gender equation (your relative education and intelligence) and marrying a male geek? Hell no, you'd want a burly, dumb man. One who never questions your mind games, who doesn't know what a derivative is, but will sweat in the hot sun changing your brakes while you paint your toenails.
Online ordering is usually done from one location, usually home. When corporations act as the police-by-proxy, then you have situations like AT&T funneling your internet activity to the NSA, 80 year old grandmothers and printers being sued for 50 million by the RIAA, and finally the cameras of every public establishment are tracking your movements and purchase activity, in real time, funneling your real-life activity to the local Fusion Center.
In a sense, them knowing your internet activity is far less creepy because you're usually in that one place when you're on. The involuntary plate scans and the continuous tracking that will inevitably follow you wherever you go is no different than a gang of lackeys on the phone with the police following you around all day, which in a sane universe would be called harassment.
One could at least not bother to buy stuff over the internet or even use it at all. But if you want to drive you have to have a car, with a license plate, and you gotta buy gas to drive it and have your plate recorded by every camera you drive across. Paying cash will not help when they can still get the plates and their locations.
And don't give me any righteous bullshit about public transportation. Try spending 5 hours a day getting to and from your job and them come and tell me how cool public transportation is.
Mike is most likely a science or engineering student who considers the mandatory English 102 class to be just another unnecessary waste of his time (and, coincidentally, more tuition money for the school).
You would think that being forced to take an extra English class or two would make a scientist, engineer, or even a manager more clear and articulate, but that's rarely the case in the industry - the real world. Its native English-speaking engineers and managers, the ones who actually had to write their own papers before the age of Turnitin, still write like retarded fifth graders (it's instead of its, etc.). It is no coincidence that those types are the most common posters on Slashdot.
This is why most engineers never do any real writing, and why most managers don't venture beyond scripts, buzzwords, and colored charts. Do you want to be articulate? Do you want to write clearly, error free, with style? Read lots of literature. Learn English and have fun doing it on your own terms. But don't make me take unnecessary fucking classes so I can pay for an already-bloated Campus Diversity Office:
Not only have diversity sinecures been protected from budget cuts, their numbers are actually growing. The University of California at San Diego, for example, is creating a new full-time âoevice chancellor for equity, diversity, and inclusion.â This position would augment UC San Diegoâ(TM)s already massive diversity apparatus, which includes the Chancellorâ(TM)s Diversity Office, the associate vice chancellor for faculty equity, the assistant vice chancellor for diversity, the faculty equity advisors, the graduate diversity coordinators, the staff diversity liaison, the undergraduate student diversity liaison, the graduate student diversity liaison, the chief diversity officer, the director of development for diversity initiatives, the Office of Academic Diversity and Equal Opportunity, the Committee on Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation Issues, the Committee on the Status of Women, the Campus Council on Climate, Culture and Inclusion, the Diversity Council, and the directors of the Cross-Cultural Center, the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Resource Center, and the Womenâ(TM)s Center.
Which will not change the fact that 90% of UCSD's students are Asian, and will go on to make six-figure salaries while continuing to speak and write broken English.
They want to make more criminals. Yadda yadda yadda law enforcement make-work program for otherwise unemployable combat vets coming home.
Those of you in certain states like California are used to being bombarded with news of squabbles over union pensions and union this and union that. The teachers' union is obviously the most evil, according to the local Fox syndicate, and so they deserve to be cut first and hardest because its their fault you're too busy reliving your own failed childhood dreams to properly raise your own damn kids. But, it's funny how the prison guards' union was never mentioned through it all.
Look at the bigger picture. Your corporate leadership wants to kick out all the expensive, skilled personnel and replace them with cheapforeigners who will Autocad for peanuts because it beats the hell out of working in a shit-ridden shoe factory. The angry displaced born citizen workers, desperate when their unemployment and savings run dry, will then be jailed for terrorist threats because some plainclothed cops overhead them badmouth the government in a coffee shop, and their jailers will be all those predominantly minority combat vets and/or desperate immigrants who still believe in a god and find a roof over their head and drinking the government Kool-Aid preferable to shitting in a stool pit in some Nicaraguan villiage square. It's a make-work problem that solves itself!
Your computer obeys you. You get to decide whether it stories cookies from any given site, whether it loads *anything* from facebook's addresses, whether it loads web bugs, and so on. It is under your control.
Bullshit, son. A computer is a lot like a woman - they'll both do whatever the hell they want until you train 'em and tell 'em what to do and how to behave. For example, when you first ask it to make you a sandwich, it'll hand you a pink-frosted pop-tart instead. That's when you have to hit the case a couple times to loosen the stuck fans and knock the dust loose. It will then make those sandwiches for you, but you have to train it to avoid breads with weird grains and cut your sandwich in triangles, not rectangles, using horseradish mustard instead of that cheap French's shit.
Ideally the rich man's women would mate with other men (mostly African males who have many dissimilar genes but desireable physical features like larger penises and skeletal musculature), then use the cuckolded rich husband's resources to raise the babies. The babies would have a genetic advantage, but would also have the environmental advantage of the best private schools and other nurture. Sure beats dying premature deaths in inner-city ghettos.
A note on polygamy - If it is legal for a man to have multiple wives, it should also be legal for women to have multiple husbands. I for one would gladly be one of a rich older woman's boy toys in exchange for an allowance, copious amounts of pre or post-menopausal sex, and a nice place to live.
but what those people are overlooking is that this is both clever and creative.
The stunt is neither clever nor creative. I've been drawing outlines of all kinds of things on fences and streets, with my own piss, since I was 14 years old.
Additionally, owning an Apple product does not automatically make one creative. The majority of people who own apple products are spoiled androgynous kids and homosexuals who use their shiny toys as tools of media consumption rather than creation. Idiots are still saying that Macs are the best for working with multimedia, which is a load of horseshit because you can make your own render farm and still have the same software ecosystem, because the big third-party software packages are also available for Windows, for the ridiculous price of a Mac pro.
And if its eye-candy you want, any PC or laptop made within the last 5 years running Compiz-fusion will run circles around the laughingly rudimentary window effects of OSX (my SNES just called, it wants its mode 7 back).
Google just bought Motorola mobile. I went on a date with this woman who had a Motorola Droid. It was impossible to talk to her because she was constantly texting and facebooking over her phone, looking up at me to smile and nod occasionally. She did it while we drove, she did it while we walked through the park, she did it at the dinner table and at the bar afterward, and she did it when we went back to my house.
Finally, I had enough. Seething with fury, I yanked the droid out of her hands and threw it at the floor. It landed with a loud "crack!" as bits of its shattered bezel and touchscreen flew all over the place. "You fucking bitch," I screamed at her, "you are dumb, dumb, DUMB!" I grabbed her by her shirtcollar and head-butted her until she fell backwards against the wall, where I had my way with her after she had lost consciousness.
The moral of the story is that it's rude to be on your phone while on a date...right, Susan?
That practice is all over the electronics industry. Shit, where I work, we literally check a box, click a button, and wait fifteen seconds while the new feature is uploaded to the widget.
Then we charge the customer thousands of dollars for that one added feature. I shit you not.
They find an impage of a missing child on your phone
Or worse, finding a picture of your toddler kid naked in the bathtub playing with the toy boats. The ICE would kick down your door screaming, "PERVERT!" and would hold you and your wife at gunpoint. Then you would go to prison for possessing child pornography and live out the rest of your life behind bars as a quadriplegic because a 400-pound thug named Tyrone stabbed you in the neck with a shiv he made from a stolen spork.
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1. Sign up for Google wallet
2. Use the credit to buy a 12-pack of Kimonos
3. Never buy anything else with Google Wallet
4. Profit !
I heard they celebrated the news by fellating a horse and defecating on each other.
Prost!
The FBAR system will be ineffective against the outages caused by their users leaving in droves for the next big thing.
I blindly clicked the TFA link without checking that it was a Facebook link. Once I was at the page, I was halfway through it when a box popped up telling me "Please log in to continue." I closed the box and nothing happened. If I was thinking about joining Facebook, I sure wouldn't now after seeing that shithead pop-up. Fuck Facebook - you guys get on your knees and suck my dick, you beg for my information, and only then I might just give you my real age.
And what's up with Facebook's IPO? Do their investors have a bunch of invisible Disney Dollars stashed away in Uncle Scrooge's money vault?
I might have gone along with it had they been honest about it rather than them making condescending remarks implying that they didn't need or want my business.
All the smart people, especially in a "down" economy, are downloading the content for free via torrent. If there's any message behind Netflix' recent announcement, it's that people are either too ignorant or too cowardly to avoid being robbed blind by the content creators. Netflix are simply using the drug pusher model known since the dawn of time: get people hooked with too-good-to-be-true services and/or pricing, then shit on their customers' chests when critical mass is reached and the mainstream content monopolies no longer have give a shit about public opinion to survive. Distractions and other vice stock always does well in bad economies.
And, for the record, Netflix streaming still doesn't support Linux. Imagine the glee I felt when I received a 6-month subscription to Netflix as a gift from a well-meaning but ignorant family member, only to realize that it would not work without a pirated OS install or other unnecessary virtualization hacks. Imagine how disappointed I was thinking, "Man, I would totally pay for this long-term if it just supported my Linux OS."
Oh, well. Back to the torrents.
I like to think Microsoft just a bunch of assholes trying to see how much humiliation their users will endure before they switch.
First, there was the Microsoft television ad closing with Bill Gates wiggling his ass in our faces. Now, they name the UI for their latest OS "Metro," which condescends to the androgynous metrosexuality of the users of the iOS UI that Microsoft feels Win8 must rip off in order to be successful.
p.s. apparently I was the first to link Win8's "metro" with metrosexuality.
The problem with Microsoft's stealing ideas (and even code) from Unix and Linux is that they will eventually begin to steal even the dumb ideas, namely Ubuntu's infamous Unity/Gnome duality.
The oil companies develop or buy all the real energy-storage patents and sit on 'em. Do you feel good about developing energy technology? Then feel goood while I shit on your face.
Now that my shit is in your mouth, pick the corn kernels out of that with your teeth. Smile when you get those and treat 'em like gold.
Because that's what you are when you are dependent on a corporation's energy. A fish with a mouthful of feces showing off a half-digested corn kernel and convincing others its gold. And your water and power rates now just ballooned 20% for no reason.
That's a most informative tutorial, but you left out one important point, illustrated by the opening comparison photo: You can spot a counterfeit card from the puke-yellow colored radially-mounted things on the PCB (probably capacitors). If the slants (angle of the deviation from the vertical axis) are greater than or equal to the slant of the average Chinese eye, you have a spy on your hands. Look at how crookedly slanted the puke-yellow components are on the counterfeit PCB compared to those on the legitimate PCB. Then go look at a Chinaman's eyes and put 2+2 together in your heads.
My mother was stationed in Germany as an Army cryptographic clerk and she used to tell me a funny story about a German couple who approached her asking for eggs in broken English, so she went to the grocery store and bought them a carton of eggs.
She later realized the the couple were, of course, trying to obtain information about the Army crypto eggs.
Breadcrumbs sucks. If you searched for an item and double-clicked on what you found, the preceeding breadcrumb is the search results, not the proper file path. It is a goddamn hassle to figure out how to go one folder up when the proper file path is not given in the bar. Omitting that button was one of those changes people make that serves no purpose but to piss their users off, like when Ubuntu decided to put the window controls on the upper left side of the window.
I do give Microsoft credit for finally producing a usable OS since XP. But that's like giving the guy in the wheelchair credit for finishing last in a leg-running marathon.
I like to think of it as somebody helping me saving money not having to pay for shit I don't need. Ridiculous hardware requirements for the Windows Vista release come to mind.
For business use, ok. For a rich Catholic or Mormon couple with a computer for each of their 11 kids, ok. For typical home use, do you really need all that bandwidth? Is it so important to you that your movie be downloaded in 4 minutes instead of 7? Would you even notice the speed difference if you were just surfin' the web and not downloading large files?
You all are fucking idiots. Military navigation technology involves more than GPS. It also involves neo-gyroscopic high-accuracy dead-reckoning superimposed on top of known maps in the absence of GPS. The article is bullshit. Or actually true, given the deliberate mismanagement of today's military as a sacrifice to the war machine. The Cole bombing, for example.
Source: I was a backshop avionics technician in the U.S. Air Force.
Undergrad English classes can be 'subjectively' failed. Undergrad math classes can't.
Ideally look for teachers that got geeks for significant others.
That sounds like wishful thinking. It's often the case that educated women prefer dumb, burly assholes and freeloaders. I know an attractive Asian pharmacist in her mid-twenties, single/no kids, who's dating a much older jazz musician with 3 kids from a different mother. Whether she likes jazz or he happens to have a huge cock to demonstrate his impregnation skills is out of the scope of this discussion. But if you were an educated woman, would you really feel secure in losing your only advantage in the gender equation (your relative education and intelligence) and marrying a male geek? Hell no, you'd want a burly, dumb man. One who never questions your mind games, who doesn't know what a derivative is, but will sweat in the hot sun changing your brakes while you paint your toenails.
Online ordering is usually done from one location, usually home. When corporations act as the police-by-proxy, then you have situations like AT&T funneling your internet activity to the NSA, 80 year old grandmothers and printers being sued for 50 million by the RIAA, and finally the cameras of every public establishment are tracking your movements and purchase activity, in real time, funneling your real-life activity to the local Fusion Center.
In a sense, them knowing your internet activity is far less creepy because you're usually in that one place when you're on. The involuntary plate scans and the continuous tracking that will inevitably follow you wherever you go is no different than a gang of lackeys on the phone with the police following you around all day, which in a sane universe would be called harassment. One could at least not bother to buy stuff over the internet or even use it at all. But if you want to drive you have to have a car, with a license plate, and you gotta buy gas to drive it and have your plate recorded by every camera you drive across. Paying cash will not help when they can still get the plates and their locations.
And don't give me any righteous bullshit about public transportation. Try spending 5 hours a day getting to and from your job and them come and tell me how cool public transportation is.
You would think that being forced to take an extra English class or two would make a scientist, engineer, or even a manager more clear and articulate, but that's rarely the case in the industry - the real world. Its native English-speaking engineers and managers, the ones who actually had to write their own papers before the age of Turnitin, still write like retarded fifth graders (it's instead of its, etc.). It is no coincidence that those types are the most common posters on Slashdot.
This is why most engineers never do any real writing, and why most managers don't venture beyond scripts, buzzwords, and colored charts. Do you want to be articulate? Do you want to write clearly, error free, with style? Read lots of literature. Learn English and have fun doing it on your own terms. But don't make me take unnecessary fucking classes so I can pay for an already-bloated Campus Diversity Office:
Not only have diversity sinecures been protected from budget cuts, their numbers are actually growing. The University of California at San Diego, for example, is creating a new full-time âoevice chancellor for equity, diversity, and inclusion.â This position would augment UC San Diegoâ(TM)s already massive diversity apparatus, which includes the Chancellorâ(TM)s Diversity Office, the associate vice chancellor for faculty equity, the assistant vice chancellor for diversity, the faculty equity advisors, the graduate diversity coordinators, the staff diversity liaison, the undergraduate student diversity liaison, the graduate student diversity liaison, the chief diversity officer, the director of development for diversity initiatives, the Office of Academic Diversity and Equal Opportunity, the Committee on Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation Issues, the Committee on the Status of Women, the Campus Council on Climate, Culture and Inclusion, the Diversity Council, and the directors of the Cross-Cultural Center, the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Resource Center, and the Womenâ(TM)s Center.
Which will not change the fact that 90% of UCSD's students are Asian, and will go on to make six-figure salaries while continuing to speak and write broken English.
further restrict our online privacy.
They want to make more criminals. Yadda yadda yadda law enforcement make-work program for otherwise unemployable combat vets coming home. Those of you in certain states like California are used to being bombarded with news of squabbles over union pensions and union this and union that. The teachers' union is obviously the most evil, according to the local Fox syndicate, and so they deserve to be cut first and hardest because its their fault you're too busy reliving your own failed childhood dreams to properly raise your own damn kids. But, it's funny how the prison guards' union was never mentioned through it all.
Look at the bigger picture. Your corporate leadership wants to kick out all the expensive, skilled personnel and replace them with cheap foreigners who will Autocad for peanuts because it beats the hell out of working in a shit-ridden shoe factory. The angry displaced born citizen workers, desperate when their unemployment and savings run dry, will then be jailed for terrorist threats because some plainclothed cops overhead them badmouth the government in a coffee shop, and their jailers will be all those predominantly minority combat vets and/or desperate immigrants who still believe in a god and find a roof over their head and drinking the government Kool-Aid preferable to shitting in a stool pit in some Nicaraguan villiage square. It's a make-work problem that solves itself!
Overweight masculine white woman wearing animal prints, is that you?
Your computer obeys you. You get to decide whether it stories cookies from any given site, whether it loads *anything* from facebook's addresses, whether it loads web bugs, and so on. It is under your control.
Bullshit, son. A computer is a lot like a woman - they'll both do whatever the hell they want until you train 'em and tell 'em what to do and how to behave. For example, when you first ask it to make you a sandwich, it'll hand you a pink-frosted pop-tart instead. That's when you have to hit the case a couple times to loosen the stuck fans and knock the dust loose. It will then make those sandwiches for you, but you have to train it to avoid breads with weird grains and cut your sandwich in triangles, not rectangles, using horseradish mustard instead of that cheap French's shit.
Ideally the rich man's women would mate with other men (mostly African males who have many dissimilar genes but desireable physical features like larger penises and skeletal musculature), then use the cuckolded rich husband's resources to raise the babies. The babies would have a genetic advantage, but would also have the environmental advantage of the best private schools and other nurture. Sure beats dying premature deaths in inner-city ghettos.
A note on polygamy - If it is legal for a man to have multiple wives, it should also be legal for women to have multiple husbands. I for one would gladly be one of a rich older woman's boy toys in exchange for an allowance, copious amounts of pre or post-menopausal sex, and a nice place to live.
but what those people are overlooking is that this is both clever and creative.
The stunt is neither clever nor creative. I've been drawing outlines of all kinds of things on fences and streets, with my own piss, since I was 14 years old.
Additionally, owning an Apple product does not automatically make one creative. The majority of people who own apple products are spoiled androgynous kids and homosexuals who use their shiny toys as tools of media consumption rather than creation. Idiots are still saying that Macs are the best for working with multimedia, which is a load of horseshit because you can make your own render farm and still have the same software ecosystem, because the big third-party software packages are also available for Windows, for the ridiculous price of a Mac pro.
And if its eye-candy you want, any PC or laptop made within the last 5 years running Compiz-fusion will run circles around the laughingly rudimentary window effects of OSX (my SNES just called, it wants its mode 7 back).
Speaking of jobs, Steve has always had a popular and lucrative side job.
He always had an eye for design, and never really needed Apple to shine.
Google just bought Motorola mobile. I went on a date with this woman who had a Motorola Droid. It was impossible to talk to her because she was constantly texting and facebooking over her phone, looking up at me to smile and nod occasionally. She did it while we drove, she did it while we walked through the park, she did it at the dinner table and at the bar afterward, and she did it when we went back to my house.
Finally, I had enough. Seething with fury, I yanked the droid out of her hands and threw it at the floor. It landed with a loud "crack!" as bits of its shattered bezel and touchscreen flew all over the place. "You fucking bitch," I screamed at her, "you are dumb, dumb, DUMB!" I grabbed her by her shirtcollar and head-butted her until she fell backwards against the wall, where I had my way with her after she had lost consciousness.
The moral of the story is that it's rude to be on your phone while on a date...right, Susan?
You girlfriend sucked my dick for an oxycontin and two vicodins.
That practice is all over the electronics industry. Shit, where I work, we literally check a box, click a button, and wait fifteen seconds while the new feature is uploaded to the widget.
Then we charge the customer thousands of dollars for that one added feature. I shit you not.
They find an impage of a missing child on your phone
Or worse, finding a picture of your toddler kid naked in the bathtub playing with the toy boats. The ICE would kick down your door screaming, "PERVERT!" and would hold you and your wife at gunpoint. Then you would go to prison for possessing child pornography and live out the rest of your life behind bars as a quadriplegic because a 400-pound thug named Tyrone stabbed you in the neck with a shiv he made from a stolen spork.