This happens to be my field of expertise, where I can post a detailed technical comment and get a plus-five, but the dumb, uninspired circle-jerk of Slashdot discourages me from doing so because it's all a bunch of fake redundant sockpuppet bullshit.
No wonder why Taco left. He could've done the right thing and killed his baby at its prime, like Bill Watterson did to his, but taco jumped ship after his baby jumped the shark - and let it fester at the hands of a couple of high school-level retarded kids and a clueless Jew masquerading as "editors."
The majority of you are droll, boring, redundant fucks. If at least one of you posted something profound, I might feel the need to make this discussion and others a better place. Where is the anonymous coward who says the word "Nigger?" He's the only reason why I still visit this damn place.
Could be[sic] the last toy you ever have to buy for your kids?"
Sure, when your kid chokes on whatever crap the machine spits out. Not too good for the kids, but it will work wonders for your social lives and insurance payouts.
Trying simple things to lock down military PC's...defeated by the motivation of troops wanting to listen to his MP3 collection or view family videos.
Ah, so that's what they call porn nowadays. Are those the "family photos" with the annoying captions in them? Perhaps the mighty OSI should be employing real experts to solve the malware problem, instead of just trolling the dorms busting junior enlisteds smoking pot and drinking underage.
It's the classic "Rock Star" Syndrome. Does Rob call it quits and gracefully exit at his peak, or does he do what Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers do and continue to release album after album of stale, auto-tuned gibberish? I think he lost an idealogical battle with his corporate overlords and said, "fuck it."
Or perhaps he wasn't spending enough time with the family and his wife found comfort with the African-American mailman.
But back on-topic: The "just works" attitude of Windows is bullshit. You have to use a CD or download drivers to use any peripheral with Windows. Now it is Linux that "just works." Power-draw-related complaints are some of the lamest in the computing world. What good is saving power with Windows if its only sane use is playing cutting-edge video games? Are you really cheap enough to bitch that a Linux desktop costs you 5 more cents a year than a comparable Windows one? Is power draw such a concern that you're willing to drop your *Nix or *BSD farm to go Windows? If not, then shut the fuck up.
That's why Atari lost the console war and were forever banned to a reputation of poor graphics and slow actions.
I don't know shit about Steve Jobs, but from what you told me Steve Jobs outsourced a lot of things like the high suicide rates of Foxconn. Let the fucker die, and watch the NASDAQ AAPL drop like a dead garden fly.
I believe the Chinese spies planted in Google are fixin to do the same to the California coastline, which happens to be the example cited in the blog. You'd better be fixin' to move to Tehran, because that's the only place you'll be able to...the Chinese already own your money and your largest search engine* - it's only a matter of time until they own your land.
* The infamous China Google "hacks" happened right around the same time Google notoriously refused to release employee statistics, especially with respect to nationality. Care to guess why?
Or they could be trying to set precedent. Whether or not they succeed is another matter entirely, but it's possible that they'd try to lean on the ISPs to tell their customers "LOL sry you gotta use wired connections now." The trolls will grow stronger and more bold with every settlement they're fed.
Which is why they must be killed with fire, assassinated outright as others above have suggested.
From what I saw, Firefox was one of the bigger losers. Surprisingly, Safari was one of the best. It seems they've switched places since I last tested them head-to-head in my own machine years ago.
I like how the big TV/Monitor in the background is colored white and looks a lot like an Apple monitor. Was it criminal negligence on the part of the store designer, or a deliberate ripoff to evoke a subconscious bait-and-switch for a population that places the most value on Apple gadgets?
And why England? Is it because the Brits are most accustomed to intrusive surveillance?
So teenagers with breasts are not allowed to, well, be teenagers; but parents are still allowed to push their pre-teen kids into beauty contests complete with swimsuit competions and prostitute dress-ups?
The types of people who villify sexting are the dirty old men-types who jack off to teen porn and pop boners watching their daughters play in the pool while being pissed that they couldn't have the same fun when they were younger, then spend the rest of their time praying for forgiveness and validating their perversions by projecting them onto others.
I had a harddrive full of zoo porn I wanted to erase, so I removed its cover and took a fat shit on it.
I then re-installed it and powered on. It went, "pppppbbbhtbpbhtububuhthtubtttttttttppppppbbpttppbpht!" before the system locked up. I knew then that the task was complete.
Dude, Ethanol, that's a little extreme - don't you think?
Maybe...but I sure put the "platter" in "splatter!"
"Equal opportunity" is a phrase that comes to mind when some lazy intellectually-challenged Momma's boy gets labelled with "asperger's" or "tourette's" by his mommy, giving him license to jump ahead of hard-working people in the college admissions line and is allowed extra hours for tests.
And yes, I'm a firm believer in that religious people should not be allowed to attain science degrees. Actually, I believe that anybody who is older than 25 and still believes in a god should be euthanized as the burdensome anencephalics they are. I don't want no damn yokel haphazardly fostering MRSAs in my hospital, just because he doesn't believe that "eva-lution mumbo-jumbo."
Math is not scary to learners because it's hard, it's scary because it's boring and tedious drudgery. Nothing takes the fun out of gambling like a statistics class. Nothing takes the fun out of a trig class like being forced to memorize or derive all the identities. Nothing takes the magic out of Calculus faster than the epsilon-delta definition. Nothing takes the fun out of earning a computer science degree more than being forced to learn maths that 99% of programmers never use.
He and his wife were must've been fine until they subscribed to the bullshit belief that having a kid solves all relationship problems and makes life fulfilling. Now they admittedly spend all their together time playing League of Legends(whatever the hell that is) because little Billy either screams and cries every 5 seconds or, if he's older, bangs on his parents' door every 5 minutes saying he's scared and needs some attention.
When the lame factor gets to that stage, you might as well divorce your wife - she's far too busy waiting for the African mailman's next "daily visit."
Based on the youtube video, we can deduce a few things about the submitter:
He is a marijuana addict, chronic masturbator, and torturous sadist. His glassy, bloodshot, half-shut eyes and thinning hair are a dead giveaway. Notice that he is filming himself in the kitchen, because he likes to stay within arms length of the fridge during a killer munchie attack. Also handy are dish towels, which are less conspicuous than spooge socks.
Most important, however, are the many knives in the background. He is warning you that he will cut you if you do not bend over and submit to his sodomy. The cut pieces of bamboo in the background were no doubt trimmed by him using those same knives, as a warning to his Asian wife - a sex-slave smuggled into the U.S.
One of the lesser brands of the military industrial complex, I'll admit, but the fact that I'm a cheap and hard-working slob with no degree is the reason why I have a job.
Degrees are overrated anyway. There are the grunts with the tribal knowledge and experience who actually get shit done, and then there are the civilian equivalents of second-lieutenants who start with 40-50K a year to walk around with a clipboard and play World of Warcraft all day long*. The latter escape the axe justifying their salaries with meaningless charts and graphs while the troops are laid off. Then the executives scratch their heads wondering why the hell their stock is dropping ( "We laid off 5 expensive veteran techs and hired 10 more even more expensive and redundant middle-managers - so why are we losing so much money? ).
People with degrees are smarter in the sense that the majority of Slashdot readership is supposed to be smarter - they can slave their way through the drudgery of calculus 5 and differential geometry, but they still can't tie their own shoes or use an apostrophe properly.
Yeah. Dumb motherfuckers elsewhere will be the first to condemn it, yet will be the first to stick their dicks in that tight nubile pussy (or ass) once they get the opportunity outside the limelight.
Those are the types that are best left to becoming Catholic Priests - telling little Billy that God says it's okay for Father Pazzi to stick his dick in Billy's ass or mouth, as long as Billy doesn't tell anyone, because God said so.
Then the church pays out while Father Pazzi goes to another parish and rapes other little boys, and is never subject to the penal system of his host country. Meanwhile, 17 year old boys in America are being labelled sex offenders for being caught pissing in bushes or sending nakkies to their girlfriends.
As more and more Americans are forced into homelessness because of economic destruction initiated by their traitorous government, the authorities will rightly begin to equate being homeless with being disgruntled with the establishment.
As it is, the homeless are often stalked and harassed by the cops(predators like to practice in between the real hunts) and even beaten and manslaughtered by the law or gangs of masked, steroid-addled MMA freaks.
And surprise, surprise - Obama will pull the troops out of Iraq and place them in domestic security, prison, and law enforcement jobs, coincidentally the only jobs that will be left, just in time for the economic meltdown and popular revolt. The combat-hardened half of the population will be turned loose against the half with starving children and no roof over their heads.
That's why true red-blooded Americans must fight on two fronts, with a laptop in one hand and a loaded gun in the other.
I read on Alex Jones' Infowars website about an independent lab verifying the presence of HPV mRNA in their vaccines, and the hazard it poses to genetic integrity.
Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want - but you know there's a much bigger problem than mRNA on our hands when Alex Jones' Infowars is more Credible than CNN and FoxNews.
The cure means that your patients have a real shot at rebuilding their lives and finances. It means that they will be a candidate for other medical services for perhaps the next half century or more.
In America, it depends entirely on how much money you make and how you got it. If you're Magic Johnson, then you can pay the exhorbitant treatment costs and people will still love you because you're a celebrity and you got AIDS through normal heterosexual sex and you will still prop up the economy buying nice things.
If you're a poor junkie or middle-class homo, no way. The establishment wants you dead after they milk your meager resources dry while you pay for treatment. It's what you deserve for being a sinner, especially in an environment where people like Bachmann, Perry, and Romney are considered to be serious candidates for president.
Being a poor or middle-class American with AIDS is like being a Jew living in Nazi Germany - your days are numbered.
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This happens to be my field of expertise, where I can post a detailed technical comment and get a plus-five, but the dumb, uninspired circle-jerk of Slashdot discourages me from doing so because it's all a bunch of fake redundant sockpuppet bullshit.
No wonder why Taco left. He could've done the right thing and killed his baby at its prime, like Bill Watterson did to his, but taco jumped ship after his baby jumped the shark - and let it fester at the hands of a couple of high school-level retarded kids and a clueless Jew masquerading as "editors."
The majority of you are droll, boring, redundant fucks. If at least one of you posted something profound, I might feel the need to make this discussion and others a better place. Where is the anonymous coward who says the word "Nigger?" He's the only reason why I still visit this damn place.
Could be[sic] the last toy you ever have to buy for your kids?"
Sure, when your kid chokes on whatever crap the machine spits out. Not too good for the kids, but it will work wonders for your social lives and insurance payouts.
Trying simple things to lock down military PC's...defeated by the motivation of troops wanting to listen to his MP3 collection or view family videos.
Ah, so that's what they call porn nowadays. Are those the "family photos" with the annoying captions in them? Perhaps the mighty OSI should be employing real experts to solve the malware problem, instead of just trolling the dorms busting junior enlisteds smoking pot and drinking underage.
Right, that's why we still have government entities like the VA still using DOS and IE6 applications.
It's the classic "Rock Star" Syndrome. Does Rob call it quits and gracefully exit at his peak, or does he do what Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers do and continue to release album after album of stale, auto-tuned gibberish? I think he lost an idealogical battle with his corporate overlords and said, "fuck it."
Or perhaps he wasn't spending enough time with the family and his wife found comfort with the African-American mailman.
But back on-topic: The "just works" attitude of Windows is bullshit. You have to use a CD or download drivers to use any peripheral with Windows. Now it is Linux that "just works." Power-draw-related complaints are some of the lamest in the computing world. What good is saving power with Windows if its only sane use is playing cutting-edge video games? Are you really cheap enough to bitch that a Linux desktop costs you 5 more cents a year than a comparable Windows one? Is power draw such a concern that you're willing to drop your *Nix or *BSD farm to go Windows? If not, then shut the fuck up.
That's why Atari lost the console war and were forever banned to a reputation of poor graphics and slow actions.
I don't know shit about Steve Jobs, but from what you told me Steve Jobs outsourced a lot of things like the high suicide rates of Foxconn. Let the fucker die, and watch the NASDAQ AAPL drop like a dead garden fly.
They'll bury him face-down so his lover can stop by for a "cold one."
...-- Paul (Pin Ling) Yang, Google Maps engineer
I believe the Chinese spies planted in Google are fixin to do the same to the California coastline, which happens to be the example cited in the blog. You'd better be fixin' to move to Tehran, because that's the only place you'll be able to...the Chinese already own your money and your largest search engine* - it's only a matter of time until they own your land.
* The infamous China Google "hacks" happened right around the same time Google notoriously refused to release employee statistics, especially with respect to nationality. Care to guess why?
Or they could be trying to set precedent. Whether or not they succeed is another matter entirely, but it's possible that they'd try to lean on the ISPs to tell their customers "LOL sry you gotta use wired connections now." The trolls will grow stronger and more bold with every settlement they're fed.
Which is why they must be killed with fire, assassinated outright as others above have suggested.
From what I saw, Firefox was one of the bigger losers. Surprisingly, Safari was one of the best. It seems they've switched places since I last tested them head-to-head in my own machine years ago.
I like how the big TV/Monitor in the background is colored white and looks a lot like an Apple monitor. Was it criminal negligence on the part of the store designer, or a deliberate ripoff to evoke a subconscious bait-and-switch for a population that places the most value on Apple gadgets?
And why England? Is it because the Brits are most accustomed to intrusive surveillance?
So teenagers with breasts are not allowed to, well, be teenagers; but parents are still allowed to push their pre-teen kids into beauty contests complete with swimsuit competions and prostitute dress-ups?
The types of people who villify sexting are the dirty old men-types who jack off to teen porn and pop boners watching their daughters play in the pool while being pissed that they couldn't have the same fun when they were younger, then spend the rest of their time praying for forgiveness and validating their perversions by projecting them onto others.
Can it be like Slashdot, where 5 bucks gets me the first post troll?
I'm in.
I then re-installed it and powered on. It went, "pppppbbbhtbpbhtububuhthtubtttttttttppppppbbpttppbpht!" before the system locked up. I knew then that the task was complete.
Dude, Ethanol, that's a little extreme - don't you think?
Maybe...but I sure put the "platter" in "splatter!"
Ha he he ha hee hee hee hee hooooooo!
"Equal opportunity" is a phrase that comes to mind when some lazy intellectually-challenged Momma's boy gets labelled with "asperger's" or "tourette's" by his mommy, giving him license to jump ahead of hard-working people in the college admissions line and is allowed extra hours for tests.
And yes, I'm a firm believer in that religious people should not be allowed to attain science degrees. Actually, I believe that anybody who is older than 25 and still believes in a god should be euthanized as the burdensome anencephalics they are. I don't want no damn yokel haphazardly fostering MRSAs in my hospital, just because he doesn't believe that "eva-lution mumbo-jumbo."
Math is not scary to learners because it's hard, it's scary because it's boring and tedious drudgery. Nothing takes the fun out of gambling like a statistics class. Nothing takes the fun out of a trig class like being forced to memorize or derive all the identities. Nothing takes the magic out of Calculus faster than the epsilon-delta definition. Nothing takes the fun out of earning a computer science degree more than being forced to learn maths that 99% of programmers never use.
No shit.
He and his wife were must've been fine until they subscribed to the bullshit belief that having a kid solves all relationship problems and makes life fulfilling. Now they admittedly spend all their together time playing League of Legends(whatever the hell that is) because little Billy either screams and cries every 5 seconds or, if he's older, bangs on his parents' door every 5 minutes saying he's scared and needs some attention.
When the lame factor gets to that stage, you might as well divorce your wife - she's far too busy waiting for the African mailman's next "daily visit."
Based on the youtube video, we can deduce a few things about the submitter: He is a marijuana addict, chronic masturbator, and torturous sadist. His glassy, bloodshot, half-shut eyes and thinning hair are a dead giveaway. Notice that he is filming himself in the kitchen, because he likes to stay within arms length of the fridge during a killer munchie attack. Also handy are dish towels, which are less conspicuous than spooge socks.
Most important, however, are the many knives in the background. He is warning you that he will cut you if you do not bend over and submit to his sodomy. The cut pieces of bamboo in the background were no doubt trimmed by him using those same knives, as a warning to his Asian wife - a sex-slave smuggled into the U.S.
Put your lips on my tweeter, move your head back and forth a bit, and find out.
One of the lesser brands of the military industrial complex, I'll admit, but the fact that I'm a cheap and hard-working slob with no degree is the reason why I have a job.
Degrees are overrated anyway. There are the grunts with the tribal knowledge and experience who actually get shit done, and then there are the civilian equivalents of second-lieutenants who start with 40-50K a year to walk around with a clipboard and play World of Warcraft all day long*. The latter escape the axe justifying their salaries with meaningless charts and graphs while the troops are laid off. Then the executives scratch their heads wondering why the hell their stock is dropping ( "We laid off 5 expensive veteran techs and hired 10 more even more expensive and redundant middle-managers - so why are we losing so much money? ).
People with degrees are smarter in the sense that the majority of Slashdot readership is supposed to be smarter - they can slave their way through the drudgery of calculus 5 and differential geometry, but they still can't tie their own shoes or use an apostrophe properly.
* True story.
The submitter would be better off preparing his Resume for McDonald's instead.
Yeah. Dumb motherfuckers elsewhere will be the first to condemn it, yet will be the first to stick their dicks in that tight nubile pussy (or ass) once they get the opportunity outside the limelight.
Those are the types that are best left to becoming Catholic Priests - telling little Billy that God says it's okay for Father Pazzi to stick his dick in Billy's ass or mouth, as long as Billy doesn't tell anyone, because God said so.
Then the church pays out while Father Pazzi goes to another parish and rapes other little boys, and is never subject to the penal system of his host country. Meanwhile, 17 year old boys in America are being labelled sex offenders for being caught pissing in bushes or sending nakkies to their girlfriends.
As more and more Americans are forced into homelessness because of economic destruction initiated by their traitorous government, the authorities will rightly begin to equate being homeless with being disgruntled with the establishment.
As it is, the homeless are often stalked and harassed by the cops(predators like to practice in between the real hunts) and even beaten and manslaughtered by the law or gangs of masked, steroid-addled MMA freaks.
And surprise, surprise - Obama will pull the troops out of Iraq and place them in domestic security, prison, and law enforcement jobs, coincidentally the only jobs that will be left, just in time for the economic meltdown and popular revolt. The combat-hardened half of the population will be turned loose against the half with starving children and no roof over their heads.
That's why true red-blooded Americans must fight on two fronts, with a laptop in one hand and a loaded gun in the other.
I read on Alex Jones' Infowars website about an independent lab verifying the presence of HPV mRNA in their vaccines, and the hazard it poses to genetic integrity.
Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want - but you know there's a much bigger problem than mRNA on our hands when Alex Jones' Infowars is more Credible than CNN and FoxNews.
The cure means that your patients have a real shot at rebuilding their lives and finances. It means that they will be a candidate for other medical services for perhaps the next half century or more.
In America, it depends entirely on how much money you make and how you got it. If you're Magic Johnson, then you can pay the exhorbitant treatment costs and people will still love you because you're a celebrity and you got AIDS through normal heterosexual sex and you will still prop up the economy buying nice things.
If you're a poor junkie or middle-class homo, no way. The establishment wants you dead after they milk your meager resources dry while you pay for treatment. It's what you deserve for being a sinner, especially in an environment where people like Bachmann, Perry, and Romney are considered to be serious candidates for president.
Being a poor or middle-class American with AIDS is like being a Jew living in Nazi Germany - your days are numbered.