cohibaVancouver: "mmm, that was some good Merlot. Thanks for the glass, honey". cohiba's wife: "Thanks dear. You give the best massages. The kids have been sleeping for an hour now, do you want to make love? cohibaVancouver: "You need not ask..."
[ After much steamy foreplay, cohiba has entered his wife and the two are really going at it when...]
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* "MoooOOOOOOOMMMM! DAAAAAAAAAD! I had a bad dweam, can I sleeEEEP IN YOUR BED! I'M SCARED! MooooooMMMMMMM! Daaaaaaaad!...
cohibaVancouver: "Ugh. Dear, you see? If you only would've had that abortion like I asked you to..." cohoba's wife: "Don't. Start."
Nah, you have a good point. Baseball was the only sport to require an organist to fill in the boring parts.
Modern baseball games are even worse. Even live, only a fifth of the game is actual baseball. The rest is filler provided by the jumbotrons and sound systems. The only redeeming qualities of going to meatspace MLB games are getting really drunk and laughing inside about how our kids don't fully understand the meaning of the popular song Hey-oh that's being played every 5 seconds over the PA.
You knew it was going to be good if it had CAPCOM stamped on it.
Bionic Commando had plenty of soul in its quasi-psychedelic militarily progressive rock soundtrack. It was also the only Nintendo game released in the U.S. to say the word "damn" (by Hitler^W Master-D!) and feature a close-up of an exploding head, complete with eyeball.
My agenda is to create a totalitarian system of spelling control on the internet.
We will have a three-strikes law for people who spell totalitarian incorrectly.
4chan / Anon should start a campaign called "operation fearstorm" in which local crimestoppers and FBI tip lines are flooded with anonymous terrorism and pedophile suspicions of random citizens, or perhaps the families of law enforcement, local politicians, and the clergy.
Mainstream media coverage of the fiasco will show just how stupid and bust-desperate the Feds are. And, of course, the most dangerous are the informants and provocateurs working for the feds. They should be rounded up and beaten brutally.
Here we go again, one of my greatest fears and the next logical step for law enforcement: Shifting focus from public safety to revenue collection. Fixed DHS checkpoints are running random searches for petty drug possesion and proper vehicle paperwork, in the name of "keeping $HOME_COUNTRY safe." Random police "DUI" checkpoints are impounding far more sober than drunk drivers, not even making a dent in drunk driving statistics.
The solution to the problem lies with a past state of a red-light camera in San Diego, near the Aero drive exit right off the 8 freeway - One of the cameras was dangling from its support post, literally hanging by a few threads. Some brave hero must have seen the tell-tale flash of a $400 citation, got out of his or her vehicle, and decapitated the fucking camera with a baseball bat.
And now, we must do the same. With fake license plates, motorized, retractable license plate covers for the red-light cameras, and heapin' helpins of baseball bat.
No, modern American jails are designed to be savage to turn prisoners even more savage so they stay in, fattening the wallets of the prison industrial complex.
Recently I have accessed the E-mail and Slashdot login of the user Ethanol-fueled, real name Ethan Pearsall from Santa Rosa California, who has been spamming Slashdot with racist comments and miscellaneous threats of violence against the emo culture, Mac users, and religious people.
Don't fret - I have changed the login information so that he will no longer spam Slashdot. This forum will be a much better place with him gone, so I do not care if you disagree with my methods. It serves him right. People should not be allowed to be dickheads online thinking that somehow it will not affect their working lives. I will now be able to submit my articles with +5 first posts without having to live in fear of Ethan's ridicule. God bless you all.
My day job involves a lot of wrist stress caused by repair and data entry. My night job involves a lot of wrist stress caused by prolonged missionary position.
I've found that good wrist and forearm massages stave off tingling and other nerve artifacts. You can look 'em up or learn 'em from a massage therapist or chiropractor.
Chicken soup for the soul. When I'm feeling bad about my life I curl up under my blankie with some hot tea and put that episode on in candlelight.
"That Ethanol-fueled never smuggled a Ziploc bag of vodka in his underwear to take to the senior picnic. He never destroyed his Slashdot karma for kicks, or ran from the cops barefoot and soaking wet on his 21st birthday, or took charge of training technicians when nobody else would. He never earned the top performer award in the military. He learned to play it safe...and he never, ever got noticed by anyone. "
I once woke up laughing on a morning before a job interview. The interviewer told me I had it and asked me when I wanted to come in.
Slashdot Mirror
That's not a knife.
This is a knife!
Companies from AT&T to Facebook to Chase never see a punishment for these leaks
That's because those companies are data aggregation partners of the federal government and other entities.
Redudant. They are nothing more than a make-work program designed for the sole purpose of thuggish intimidation.
Even worse, they're using the Boy Scouts to develop their own version of the Hitler Youth, right in my own backyard.
The idiots in charge of the stock markets believe that, since Linux doesn't crash, their stock markets won't either.
cohibaVancouver: "mmm, that was some good Merlot. Thanks for the glass, honey".
cohiba's wife: "Thanks dear. You give the best massages. The kids have been sleeping for an hour now, do you want to make love?
cohibaVancouver: "You need not ask..."
[ After much steamy foreplay, cohiba has entered his wife and the two are really going at it when...]
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* "MoooOOOOOOOMMMM! DAAAAAAAAAD! I had a bad dweam, can I sleeEEEP IN YOUR BED! I'M SCARED! MooooooMMMMMMM! Daaaaaaaad!...
cohibaVancouver: "Ugh. Dear, you see? If you only would've had that abortion like I asked you to..."
cohoba's wife: "Don't. Start."
LOL troll.
Nah, you have a good point. Baseball was the only sport to require an organist to fill in the boring parts.
Modern baseball games are even worse. Even live, only a fifth of the game is actual baseball. The rest is filler provided by the jumbotrons and sound systems. The only redeeming qualities of going to meatspace MLB games are getting really drunk and laughing inside about how our kids don't fully understand the meaning of the popular song Hey-oh that's being played every 5 seconds over the PA.
Which, by the way, sounds like somebody blowing on the open end of a jug.
The reason there's resistance to SSDs is that they're JUST TOO EXPENSIVE.
I'm still waiting on the long-term failure data. The takes-years-to-collect-real-life data, not the "how many read-write cycles in a laboratory" data.
Jews did seek refuge here. That's why we're at war with the Arab world in the foist place, nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Oy, VEY!
Still, they probably snatched him up just so that he wouldn't bring his talent anywhere else.
Being top talent at Microsoft must be like being an environmental liazon for BP.
You knew it was going to be good if it had CAPCOM stamped on it.
Bionic Commando had plenty of soul in its quasi-psychedelic militarily progressive rock soundtrack. It was also the only Nintendo game released in the U.S. to say the word "damn" (by Hitler^W Master-D!) and feature a close-up of an exploding head, complete with eyeball.
Superb. Fond memories all around.
My agenda is to create a totalitarian system of spelling control on the internet.
We will have a three-strikes law for people who spell totalitarian incorrectly.
The only time a bong hit helped me better understand algorithms...
Natural disasters,
Research into aggrivating seismic activity and weather control for the purposes of warfare and other disaster capitalism.
resource management,
Securing the world's dwindling supplies of foodstock, petroleum, minerals, and rare-earth metals...one disaster at a time.
life sciences and e-health
Clandestine psychological and physiological experimentation, eugenics, elimination of transients and the mentally ill.
4chan / Anon should start a campaign called "operation fearstorm" in which local crimestoppers and FBI tip lines are flooded with anonymous terrorism and pedophile suspicions of random citizens, or perhaps the families of law enforcement, local politicians, and the clergy.
Mainstream media coverage of the fiasco will show just how stupid and bust-desperate the Feds are. And, of course, the most dangerous are the informants and provocateurs working for the feds. They should be rounded up and beaten brutally.
I love the phoney American optimism that the economy will soon "turn around."
Guess what, guys? This was the recovery!
Here we go again, one of my greatest fears and the next logical step for law enforcement: Shifting focus from public safety to revenue collection. Fixed DHS checkpoints are running random searches for petty drug possesion and proper vehicle paperwork, in the name of "keeping $HOME_COUNTRY safe." Random police "DUI" checkpoints are impounding far more sober than drunk drivers, not even making a dent in drunk driving statistics.
The solution to the problem lies with a past state of a red-light camera in San Diego, near the Aero drive exit right off the 8 freeway - One of the cameras was dangling from its support post, literally hanging by a few threads. Some brave hero must have seen the tell-tale flash of a $400 citation, got out of his or her vehicle, and decapitated the fucking camera with a baseball bat.
And now, we must do the same. With fake license plates, motorized, retractable license plate covers for the red-light cameras, and heapin' helpins of baseball bat.
Virus != bacteria.
No, modern American jails are designed to be savage to turn prisoners even more savage so they stay in, fattening the wallets of the prison industrial complex.
Recently I have accessed the E-mail and Slashdot login of the user Ethanol-fueled, real name Ethan Pearsall from Santa Rosa California, who has been spamming Slashdot with racist comments and miscellaneous threats of violence against the emo culture, Mac users, and religious people.
Don't fret - I have changed the login information so that he will no longer spam Slashdot. This forum will be a much better place with him gone, so I do not care if you disagree with my methods. It serves him right. People should not be allowed to be dickheads online thinking that somehow it will not affect their working lives. I will now be able to submit my articles with +5 first posts without having to live in fear of Ethan's ridicule. God bless you all.
-- eldavojohn
Sephiroth had a very efficient method to find the shortest path to Jupiter.
It's not heroic to 'beat' cancer or prevail in any other endeavour where your motivation is totally saving or advancing your own ass.
My day job involves a lot of wrist stress caused by repair and data entry. My night job involves a lot of wrist stress caused by prolonged missionary position.
I've found that good wrist and forearm massages stave off tingling and other nerve artifacts. You can look 'em up or learn 'em from a massage therapist or chiropractor.
Chicken soup for the soul. When I'm feeling bad about my life I curl up under my blankie with some hot tea and put that episode on in candlelight.
"That Ethanol-fueled never smuggled a Ziploc bag of vodka in his underwear to take to the senior picnic. He never destroyed his Slashdot karma for kicks, or ran from the cops barefoot and soaking wet on his 21st birthday, or took charge of training technicians when nobody else would. He never earned the top performer award in the military. He learned to play it safe...and he never, ever got noticed by anyone. "
I once woke up laughing on a morning before a job interview. The interviewer told me I had it and asked me when I wanted to come in.
It's not that you're gay. Just that if you're gay, you also gotta get shit done, not sit on the sidelines and be a condescending fruit-rat.
If it makes you feel any better, I voted for your right to marry.