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  1. Re:Bad, but please don't overreact on How Bad Is the Gulf Coast Oil Spill? · · Score: 1

    How many creatures would normally migrate through the gulf but won't be able to this year?

    Oh, they'll be able to. And they'll do it just as they would normally. They'll just die.

  2. Re:Don't worry BP ... on How Bad Is the Gulf Coast Oil Spill? · · Score: 1

    BP won't get off free here. No, a new corporate entity named "BP Inc" or similar will be founded, and it will purchase all of the assets of "British Petroleum" for, oh, probably one dollar. When the bill for this disaster arrives, the recipient will just go "Oh, no, that catastrophe was the responsibility of 'British Petroleum', and we're 'BP Inc'. This is a totally different company and accepts no responsibility for anything that 'British Petroleum' may or may not have done."

  3. Re:Goodness, Who To Believe... on EU Conducts Test Flights To Assess Impact of Volcanic Ash On Aircraft · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's that, Chief Brody? You want to close the BEACHES?

  4. Re:Only Apple on iPad Jailbroken · · Score: 1

    Do you have the circuit diagram for your TV? Do you have the source code for the firmware in your dishwasher? OH NOES MORE CLOSED COMPUTER ENVIRONMENTS.

    And most importantly, is someone forcing you to buy Apple devices? No one is moving YOU towards anything. Go and debug kernel drivers all you want. Apple is making computer devices that nongeeks actually want to use.

  5. Re:not enough data on Toyota Accelerator Data Skewed Toward Elderly · · Score: 1

    ...about anything.

    I could just as easily summarise these results as "Toyota marketing especially effective with older drivers". Old people seem over-represented in Toyota crash stats, meaning that more older people buy Toyotas.

  6. Re:Hmm on Science Attempts To Explain Heaven · · Score: 1

    Just because they were born blind doesn't mean they don't have vision centres in their brains. You know, the place where the chemicals happen.

  7. Re:Ok, so... on Apple iPad Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Yes, but the average person would rather shoot himself in the face than use the average netbook. Apples, oranges.

  8. Re:What? on Novell Wins vs. SCO · · Score: 1

    "the US court system has eventually done the right thing..." In the same way that someone brutally sodomizing you does the right thing. When they, you know, pull out.

  9. Re:Sure on Microsoft Lost Search War By Ignoring the Long Tail · · Score: 1

    I admin and track SEO targets for a lot of client sites. Across every site I manage - and it's a big range of industries - traffic originating from Bing searches represents about 3% of search traffic. If Bing dropped off the Internet one day, I probably wouldn't notice.

  10. Re:Sad result for Gamers4Croydon on Anti-Gamer South Australian Attorney General Quits · · Score: 1

    I'm a South Australian voter and I'm proud to say I voted for Gamers4Croydon. My vote may have been insignificant but I still feel that it was important.

  11. Re:Keep up the pressure on Filter Vendor Agrees Aussie Censorship Can't Work As Promised · · Score: 1

    The problem with blocking "illegal material" is the definition of "illegal material". In Australia the problem is doubly crazy thanks to the "Refused Classification" (RC) designation. RC material can be perfectly legal, but it will still be blocked.

  12. So... on Bill Gates No Longer World's Richest Man · · Score: 5, Interesting

    California's bankrupt and the richest man in the world is Mexican?

    Lovin' them apples.

  13. Re:Enough on Banks Accept Dubai Assassins' Stolen IDs · · Score: 1

    Three days ago journalists from an Aussie IT magazine opened bank accounts using passport details published by the news media. http://itnews.com.au/News/168273,banks-accept-dubai-assassins-stolen-ids.aspx

  14. Re:In 3D on Atlas V's Sonic Boom Made Visible By Sundog · · Score: -1, Redundant

    a spherical wave

    Only if the rocket is stationary.

    (hint - it's not)

  15. screens on The Worst Apple Products of All Time · · Score: 3, Funny

    Built-in screens made sense at the start of the computing age but they have thankfully gone the way of the dinosaurs

    It's funny to read this on an iMac.

  16. Re:Too bad on Subversive Groups Must Now Register In South Carolina · · Score: 1

    Call me crazy, but isn't it the CIVIC DUTY of every citizen to consider the overthrow of the government?

    Oh that's right, the schools don't teach civics any more.

  17. Re:Bye-bye Wii on Game Devs Migrating Toward iPhone, Away From Wii · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, it must really suck to TOTALLY DOMINATE both the handheld and livingroom console markets for three years straight. Yup, Nintendo really shot themselves in the foot there all right.

  18. statement from the losing party on Landmark Ruling Gives Australian ISPs Safe Harbor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Speaking on behalf of the Australian and US film companies that launched the action, Australian Federation Against Copyright Theft executive director, Neil Gane, said he was disappointed by the Court's decision.

    "Today's decision is a setback for the 50,000 Australians employed in the film industry," he said.

    "But we believe this decision was based on a technical finding centred on the court's interpretation of the how infringements occur and the ISPs ability to control them.

    "We are confident that the government does not intend a policy outcome where rampant copyright infringement is allowed to continue unaddressed and unabated via the iiNet network.

    "We will now take the time to review the decision before making further comment on next steps," he said.

    Translation:

    1. Dey tuk er jeb! Won't someone think of the jeb?

    2. Never should have allowed testimony about how the Internet works.

    3. OK, fuck the courts, we'll just buy a few politicians. We'll tell 'em it's about protecting Australian jobs and about protecting de widdle chiwdwen.

    4. Need to work out which politicians to buy.

  19. Re:Where's the quid pro quo? on Boot Camp Finally Supports Windows 7 On Macs · · Score: 1

    Parent didn't complain about it being expensive, he complained about it being difficult and illegal. And it's not.

  20. Re:Do we need another on Dune Remake Could Mean 3D Sandworms · · Score: 1

    Do we really need another attempt to re-make 'Dune'? Yes, David Lynch's 1984 film version was really, really bad. Unwatchable, even.
    I thought it was BEAUTIFUL. Set design, art, cinematography, locations, cast, it's all right on the fucking money. When I read the book now I see the locations and actors from the movie in my head.

    The script and story? Umm.... not so much.

  21. Re:Where's the quid pro quo? on Boot Camp Finally Supports Windows 7 On Macs · · Score: 1

    OS X runs virtualised under VMWare with no problems whatsoever.

  22. Re:No flash support on Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Flash is the number-one cause of application crashes on OS X, and it's outside Apple's control. No way Flash is going to be supported by Iphone or Ipad.

  23. Religion in video games? on Religion in Video Games · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think there's a need for religious content in video games like I think there's a need for schizophrenic content in video games, and bipolar content in video games, and Alzheimers-based content in video games. Why pander to just one form of mental illness?

  24. Re:the joy's of running a big block on The Last GM Big-Block V-8 Rolls Off the Line · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Newsflash: people who race cars on public roads are brainless tards and I pray that they die roasting in fiery crashes. Crashes with large inanimate objects, of course.

  25. Re:Innovation! on The Last GM Big-Block V-8 Rolls Off the Line · · Score: 1

    When I want durable, I'll get a Toyota Hilux with a diesel 1KZ-TE engine in it. A big block Chev is not what comes to mind when I think "durable".