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  1. Re:Seems to be 4 strikes? on New Zealand Reintroduces 3 Strikes Law · · Score: 2, Funny

    A soccer equivalent would probably be something like "if the record company detects an infringing download, a representative will fall to the floor screaming, rolling from side to side in agony, clutching his face with his hands, until a charge is laid; at that point the record company representative will stand up and go about his business".

  2. everyone hates the French on French Military Contributes To Thunderbird 3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They imposed ridiculous penalties on Germany after WW1 and allowed Germany to remilitarize, giving birth to Nazi Germany.

    They defeated the British Army in the Revolutionary War and provided financial aid to the Continental Army, giving birth to the USA.

    Basically the French are directly responsible for the two most hated nations in living memory.

  3. Beatles copyrights soon to start expiring on Copyright Time Bomb Set To Go Off · · Score: 1

    If you really want to see a dust-up, wait until 2012 - only three years from now. In 2012 it will be fifty years since the release of "Love Me Do", the first single by The Beatles (a Liverpool rock band. You may have heard of them.)

  4. Re:How can that be? on Why Doesn't Exercise Lead To Weight Loss? · · Score: 1

    Well, a 3.5 to 7 pound weight loss over 12 weeks isn't such a bad result WTF? That's what, 1.6 to 3.2 kilograms? I could lose that in a DAY.

  5. Re:Love to use it, but... on Google Betas Chrome 4, Touts 30% Speed Boost · · Score: 1

    I've been running Chrome 4 all week on my Macs. It's a free download from the Google dev channel.

  6. Re:How about we pay the author not to write them? on Asimov Estate Authorizes New I, Robot Books · · Score: 1

    I actually thought the movie was quite well-done for a Hollywood action flick based around the I, Robot stories. I was pleasantly surprised.

  7. Re:Come to California... on Nothing To Fear But Fearlessness Itself? · · Score: 1

    The only remaining question is ... at what point do we have to replace them the hard way?
    And you'd replace them with what, exactly?

  8. Classic 90s movie on Android Phone Turned Into Virtual Reality Goggles · · Score: 1

    Is this some use of "classic" of which I have been heretofore ignorant?

  9. 2D on A High-Res 3D Video of the Embryonic Heartbeat · · Score: 1

    Unless this video comes with some 3D glasses and I missed out on them, this is 2D. The image has height and width, but I can't rotate it around to see the heartbeat from the side or the back or the top or the bottom.

  10. Re:Underclocking on Low-Power Home Linux Server? · · Score: 2, Funny

    With apache+mysql+php, sshd, samba, and the entire OS X GUI running my Mini draws 16 watts. SIXTEEN.

    In conclusion: original post author on crack.

  11. Re:From what I've discovered... on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Software types are more analytical, (either as a result or as an cause of them being in their field). As such they see things that Joe Random doesn't even notice.

    When the waitress says "If you need anything else, my name is Betty" Joe Random grunts and takes a bite of his meal. Programmer dude wonders what her name is if he doesn't need any thing else.

    What you are describing is JOE RANDOM seeing things that the programmer doesn't even notice.

    When the waitress says "If you need anything else, my name is Betty" Joe Random instantly knows that what she means is "if you need anything else and you can't immediately find me, just tell any other restaurant employee what you want and that you are being looked after by Betty. I value the opportunity to provide personal service to you because I'm a waitress and much of my take-home pay is in tips from happy customers". Joe Random understands this because he understands people, has eaten in restaurants before, has tipped waitresses before, and he understands the unwritten rules of communication in a wide range of social situations, including this one.

    Programmer dude has problems understanding why people don't explain themselves clearly, when in fact the problem is that he has no sense of communication in a social context. Joe Random and Betty just exchanged a massive amount of information, referring to customs, past experiences, the hierarchy of the restaurant staff, Betty's personal situation, possible future events, and Joe Random's understanding with nothing more than one verbal sentence from Betty and a grunt from Joe Random.

    Programmer dude noticed none of this.

  12. Re:Ted Dziuba on Ted Dziuba Says, "I Don't Code In My Free Time" · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The best coder I've ever worked with - like, ever - was a guy who openly professed to hating computers and avoiding them outside work hours where possible. He loved CODE, he just hated computers.

  13. LinkedIn on When Do You Fire a Headhunter? · · Score: 1

    These days I don't care about resumes and I don't care what a headhunter says. I care what the candidate's LinkedIn profile looks like, what recommendations he or she has, and from whom.

  14. Re:What? IMHO that's not true! on What Belongs In a High School Sci-Fi/Fantasy Lit Class? · · Score: 1

    I was going to go back and check whether Card does as you say, but then I realised that I used all my Ender books when I ran out of toilet paper one weekend. A shame, as they weren't even really fit for THAT task.

  15. Re:I'm sure it didn't help. on Did Chicago Lose Olympic Bid Due To US Passport Control? · · Score: 1

    After the fiasco that was the Atlanta Olympics, I'm pretty sure the IOC would be thinking "give the USA another chance to fuck everything up? no way."

  16. Re:I'm sorry, is that surprising how? on Did Chicago Lose Olympic Bid Due To US Passport Control? · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many paying jobs the Olympics would have created in America.

    #fail

  17. Re:I'm sure it didn't help. on Did Chicago Lose Olympic Bid Due To US Passport Control? · · Score: 1

    In the past three years I've turned down three all-expenses-paid trips to the USA. "Hey, there's this conference--" "Is it in the USA?" "Yeah." "Not interested."

    I've crisscrossed the USA many times, and I dare say I've seen more of it than most Americans. And I just have no interest in visiting now. In fact it's not just that I am not interested in visiting, it's that I actively intend to NOT visit.

  18. Re:Cellphone reception? on Using Aluminum Oxide Paint To Secure Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    Dude. Just... wow. Let me guess, you use Monster cables exclusively, right?

  19. Re:In Tune... on Maori Legend of Man-Eating Birds is True · · Score: 1

    And after all the megafauna were extunct, we started eating each other.

    TOLD YOU WE WUZ HARDCORE

  20. Re:Lack of standards. on eBay Denies New Design Is Broken, Blames Users · · Score: 1

    There was a short period of time when companies actually made sure their products were usable by people. That was in 1970s. Yeah, like the DC-10 and the Pinto.

  21. Re:Interesting double standard, too. on Comparing Microsoft and Apple Websites' Usability · · Score: 1

    Advertising and marketing are not the same thing.

  22. Re:Another famous victim on Wordpress.org Warns of Active Worm Hacking Blogs · · Score: 1

    Scoble's blog was hosted by Wordpress.com for about four years. During that time he wasn't hacked once. When Scoble was hired to pimp Rackspace, his blog moved to a box at Rackspace, and evidently no-one at Rackspace keeps up with security patches. Not a good look for a hosting company.

  23. Re:Thats why I use www.SimpleScripts.com on Wordpress.org Warns of Active Worm Hacking Blogs · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but you actually CARE. Anyone who runs a Wordpress blog is greeted, in mile-high-flaming letters, with "YOUR WORDPRESS VERSION IS OUT OF DATE, CLICK HERE TO UPDATE" whenever he logs in to the CMS when it's running a version other than current. The hole being exploited by this worm was fixed about six months ago.

    In other words, the people who are getting hit by this worm have been ignoring the reminders to upgrade for at least half a year.

  24. Re:great! on Disney Buys Marvel For $4B · · Score: 1

    I do not see how this can be considered to be good for food in general and McDonalds in particular. In fact, it will probably hasten the decline of American food in favor of tastier Asian and Italian food coming out of other restaurants

    Newsflash, no-one's forcing you to read Marvel comics when there are hundreds of alternative publishers releasing good stuff.

  25. Re:well on Replacements For Adobe Creative Suite 3 Apps? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dreamweaver: I prefer Coda. No WYSIWYG editor, but I've stopped using Dreamweaver completely.
    Completely agree. I couldn't live without Coda now.

    Photoshop: Acorn. If you're a power photoshop user, it won't suffice... depends on what you're doing. There's also pixelimator
    Pixelmator is very good for what it costs, which is something like 5% of the sticker price of Photoshop. But like Acorn it won't satisfy you if you need all Photoshop's functionality.