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  1. Likelihood that we on Astrophysicists Build Realistic Virtual Universe · · Score: 1

    are a feature of some other species' universe-simulation: high

  2. F*ck Google Apps on Google Halts Gmail Scanning for Education Apps Users · · Score: 1

    Moved three domains already over to Outlook.com.

  3. One word on Graphene Could Be Dangerous To Humans and the Environment · · Score: 0

    Grey goo

  4. Re:What I'd like to read... on The Fall and Rise of Larry Page · · Score: 2

    How the darkness spread through the heart of Google, infesting its ethos of "Don't be Evil" with its corruption and engendering a perverse desire to force Google Plus on all.

    October 2000, launch of Google Adwords. Although they didn't realise it at the time - many still don't - as of that moment all those bright geeks were now working for an advertising company.

  5. units on Experts Say Hitching a Ride In an Airliner's Wheel Well Is Not a Good Idea · · Score: 1, Insightful

    At 20,000 feet the temperature experienced by a stowaway would be -13 F, at 30,000 it would be -45 in the wheel well — and at 40,000 feet, the mercury plunges to a deadly -85 F

    Lol, feet and degrees Fahreheit, wtf is this, the 17th century?

    Oh wait. America.

  6. Re:Too bad it sucked on Apple, Google Vying For Mobile Game Exclusivity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    because of micropayment hell.
    Was looking forward to it and would have paid for it.

    Quoted for great truth.

    PvZ was and remains a fantastic little cartoon tower defence game. PvZ2 is rubbish.

  7. Re:EMP caused by *what*, exactly? on Expert Warns: Civilian World Not Ready For Massive EMP-Caused Blackout · · Score: 1

    Well, as the article said, God might do something.

  8. lesson on Heartbleed Coder: Bug In OpenSSL Was an Honest Mistake · · Score: 1

    Never stay up rushing commits on New Year's Eve.

  9. Only one sort of TV matters on Apple, Google, and Amazon's Quest For One Remote Control Is Futile · · Score: 2

    Sports.

    It's the only sort of TV entertainment where the value of the product drops like a stone relative to the time since broadcast.

    Game of Thrones? Awesome, can't wait, will download and watch it when I get some spare time.

    Superbowl? I'm putting my life on hold so I can watch the broadcast in real time.

    Live sports is the only sort of TV entertainment that is PIRACY-RESISTANT. That's where the money is, so that's where the content licensing battles will be fought.

  10. Re:Snowden has jumped the shark on Snowden: NSA Spied On Human Rights Workers · · Score: 1

    Amnesty International are political radicals now?

  11. the magic words on Apple: Dumb As a Patent Trolling Fox On iPhone Prior Art? · · Score: 1

    "handheld electronic device"

    (hint: the most magical word is the first one)

  12. Advice on Judge (Tech) Advice By Results · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    for someone about to attend his or her first Burning Man: kill yourself

  13. Re:Bad law... on Judge Overrules Samsung Objection To Jury Instructional Video · · Score: -1

    The last time I tried iTunes, it destroyed my entire meticulously named and tagged library of music without even prompting me.

    You are too stupid to own a computer.

  14. bitches like Jenny McCarthy, who decided "omg my kid sneezed, he has autisms!!1"

  15. Re:Old News on Researchers: Rats Didn't Spread Black Death, Humans Did · · Score: 1

    Scientists discovered this at least 6 years ago when I watched a documentary about it, and most likely quite a bit before that.

    Exactly what I thought. In fact wasn't one of the hypotheses of the last investigation that the Black Death of the 1400s wasn't even plague, but rather a haemorrhagic fever like Ebola?

  16. Re:Maybe they will sink the mockup... on Iran Builds Mock-up of Nimitz-Class Aircraft Carrier · · Score: 1

    If a shooting war involving aircraft carriers ever starts in the Persian Gulf, the only question will be "how long did it take for all the carriers to go straight to the bottom?"

  17. "ongoing debate" on Why Did New Zealand's Moas Go Extinct? · · Score: 1

    The study adds to an ongoing debate about whether past peoples lived and hunted animals in a sustainable manner or were largely to blame for the extermination of numerous species

    Yes, in exactly the same way that the existence of fossils adds to an ongoing debate about whether the Earth was created 6000 years ago.

    WHAT THE FUCK

  18. Cut them off on Measles Outbreak In NYC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you don't vaccinate your child, fine. But if you reject society like that then expect society to reject you.

    No vaccination? Forbidden from attending school. Forbidden from visiting a doctor. Forbidden from visiting any public facilities like libraries, train stations, or airports. Forbidden from riding a bus or train or taxi.

  19. Two words on Replicant Hackers Find and Close Samsung Galaxy Back-door · · Score: 1

    Android

  20. Re:It IS FLAC on Neil Young's "Righteous" Pono Music Startup Raises $1 Million With Kickstarter · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've already got a bunch of devices that play lossless audio: my iPod, iPhone, and iPad.

  21. Does it come with... on Neil Young's "Righteous" Pono Music Startup Raises $1 Million With Kickstarter · · Score: 2

    a Monster cable?

  22. Re:Coastline Paradox & Audiophilia on Neil Young's "Righteous" Pono Music Startup Raises $1 Million With Kickstarter · · Score: 1

    I think you are confusing "sampling rate" with "bit rate".

  23. awesome on India Plans Mission To Probe Sun By 2020 · · Score: 1

    A Third-World country of religious crazies who have nuclear weapons announcing that they're pushing ahead with advanced missile - oops, did I say that? I mean "payload delivery system" development.

    What's not to like?

  24. Re:Herbicides!? on Study Shows Agent Orange Still Taints Aging C-123s · · Score: 1

    "But we were using the chemical weapons against the jungle, not against the people who were IN the jungle. So that means we're still the good guys. U-S-A! U-S-A!"

  25. Re:But... on Google Tells Glass Users Not To Be 'Creepy Or Rude' · · Score: 1

    Nobody was ever hurt from having a camera pointed at them.

    Did someone seriously just say this?