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  1. Well this sucks on Disney to Acquire Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 Due In 2015 · · Score: 1

    "Phantom's visual effects supervisor Rob Coleman recently told a seminar that he brought his concerns to George Lucas, who told him that he had designed Jar Jar to appeal to small children." http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0171197/news?year=1999 Now with the disney ties, jar jar will become more crapier than you can possibly imagine!

  2. Spoon FAIL on FEMA Removes 9/11 Coloring Book For Children From Website · · Score: 1

    Someone please tell my why the girl is trying to eat a bowl of fruit with a spoon?? To me, this is a better reason why the book should be taken offline.

  3. Please deposit coin on Konami Cuts and Runs From Iraq War Game · · Score: 1

    Konami used to have cool war games, but they too are soft now due to PR people.
    Remember the good ol days? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush'n_Attack
    http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary's/Pictures/NESGameCovers/Rush%20'n%20Attack.jpg

  4. Yo dawg on World's First X-Ray Laser Goes Live · · Score: 2, Funny

    I herd you like light so we put a beam in your beam...

  5. Microsoft had this back in the day on Windows 7 Starter Edition — 3 Apps Only · · Score: 1

    MS-DOS with EMM386, MSCDEX.EXE, and whatever you needed. Worked great back then.

  6. You're right on Quantum Setback For Warp Drives · · Score: 1

    Liquid schwartz. Instant space tracks.

  7. Hey, this means on New Service Aims To Replace Consoles With Cloud Gaming · · Score: 1

    Comcast triple play will take on a whole new meaning. It will still totally suck.

  8. wost thing? on Scientists Reverse Muscular Dystrophy In Dogs · · Score: 1

    Didn't you see I Am Legend? Thats the worst possible thing.

  9. Re:Outliers fall on both sides of the spectrum on Outliers, The Story Of Success · · Score: 1

    failblog.org has a nice list of total failure

  10. Meh, mac did it first on Jet Pack Runs For Hours On Water · · Score: 1

    ..in the final episode of MacGyver: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS2lWIMIFPA#t=40m

  11. Ziiiiiiiiinc on Supplies of Rare Earth Elements Exhausted By 2017 · · Score: 1

    Jimmy: Hey, what gives?

    Jimmy's Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery.

    Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call.

    Jimmy's Dad: Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.

    Jimmy: Dear God! What have I done? (Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)

    Jimmy's Dad: Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of, yep, zinc.

    Jimmy: Come back zinc, come back!!