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  1. Re:Classic Slashdot on Fire Destroys Iron Mountain Data Warehouse, Argentina's Bank Records Lost · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are complaining about crappy stories and shitty web design, and then recommending Reddit as an alternative?

    The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.

  2. Re:...On a mattress stuffed with $100s on Kansas To Nix Expansion of Google Fiber and Municipal Broadband · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Then again, maybe the politicians just don't even bother trying to have a cover story anymore, because they know we already consider them all nothing but self-serving asshats, yet the majority will still vote them back into office again and again and again.

    The only way things will change is to always vote out the incumbent. Every time. Even if you agree with 100% of their positions and votes. Lets spend a few election cycles churning up the sludge. Maybe some of them will get the hint, and maybe some better people will see that they have a shot at getting in, once the old-boy network has been rattled to pieces.

  3. Re:Fiber optic cables are direct analogs to roads on Kansas To Nix Expansion of Google Fiber and Municipal Broadband · · Score: 1

    We have a situation where the roads of the future are privately owned, gated, and tolled.

    Snowcrash was a warning, not a blueprint.

  4. Re:Say what? on EU Secretly Plans To Put a Back Door In Every Car By 2020 · · Score: 2

    Full Definition of MANDARIN
    1
    a : a public official in the Chinese Empire of any of nine superior grades
    b (1) : a pedantic official (2) : bureaucrat

  5. Re:Tony Stark is a genius! on Programmer Debunks Source Code Shown In Movies and TV Shows · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, he might even be able to edit text.

  6. Re:Unlike the inventor on Mikhail Kalashnikov: Inventor of AK-47 Dies At 94 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two words: Zombie Kalashnikov.

    That's the name of my new band.

  7. Re:Confusion of Amendments on Obama Praises NSA But Promises To Rein It In · · Score: 0

    I wish I had Mod points right now. Truth is spoken here.

  8. Re:The boy who cried pandemic! on Imagining the Post-Antibiotic Future · · Score: 1

    How are they supposed to justify their budget requests if they don't maximize the threats they are supposedly protecting us from?

  9. Re:When on Many UAVs Vulnerable To Directed-Energy Weapons · · Score: 1

    When did a GPS jammer become a directed energy weapon?

    You know, when Han used his Tricorder to restimulate the active particule neutrino phase shifters, which resulted in a plasma beam that disrupts the life-support system on any craft that flies slower than 22 parsecs.

    Only if he reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.

  10. Hexadecimal?! Luxury! We had to code ones and zeros, on clay tablets.

  11. Re:Squeeze your butt cheeks on US Gov't Circulates Watch List of Buyers of Polygraph Training Materials · · Score: 1

    (Teller was silent on the matter)

    Of course he was.

  12. Re:Wonder about the mileage on First Arab Supercar Costs $3.4 Million, Has Diamond-Encrusted Headlights · · Score: 2

    The Stig wouldn't wrap it around a tree. Hammond might. Clarkson would roll it over into a canal. May wouldn't get it going fast enough to wrap it around anything. /amidoingitright?

  13. Re:A risky gamble on How Elon Musk Approaches IT At Tesla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many SAP installs come in at or below budget? How many are actually completed at all, let alone on-time?

  14. Re:With all due respect... on A Peek At Apple's Planned $5B HQ · · Score: 1

    Parking garage under the ring. There's a pic of the entrance/exit tunnel.

  15. Re:less naive speculation on /. please on Linus Torvalds Admits He's Been Asked To Insert Backdoor Into Linux · · Score: 1

    Stop underestimating NSA

    Stop underestimating the tech-savvy criminals; many of them are far more skilled than any thug who works for the NSA.

    Many of them ARE the thugs working for the NSA. This includes, potentially, some of you slashdotters.

  16. Re:Alphabet on Android 4.4 Named 'KitKat' · · Score: 1

    Doh. I type faster than I comprehend what I am reading. Sorry.

  17. Re:Alphabet on Android 4.4 Named 'KitKat' · · Score: 1

    You are assuming KitKats are made with good chocolate.

  18. Re:No backups on Things That Scare the Bejeezus Out of Programmers · · Score: 1

    I am a programmer, systems administrator, network admin, backup wrangler, system builder, cable installer, help desk, DBA and phone tech. I lso get to do data entry, order processing, filing, and sometimes I take out the trash. I am 'The Computer Guy' at our company. There are many of us out here. We want to do the right things, but cannot focus on any one thing long enough to get it sorted.

  19. Re:How to get the public on board? on Richard Stallman Speaks About Back Doors After NSA Documents Leak · · Score: 1

    FUCK! Anyone of us could code that!

    Some of us slashdotters DID code this. Very likely. And likely knowing full-well what they were doing.

  20. Re:This post is trolling for goverement dissenters on FBI Admits To Domestic Surveillance Drone Use · · Score: 1

    So these drones are the ones on the lookout for enormous star-goats?

  21. Re:The coin ... on Google Glass Teardown · · Score: 1

    Valar Morghulis
    /Valar Doheris

  22. I have no trouble believing this on LinkedIn Invites Gone Wild: How To Keep Close With Exes and Strangers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    LinkedIn has always seemed shady to me. I joined a few years ago, and got inundated with requests from people who seemed to do nothing with their time but offer to show me how to accumulate linked-in followers. My ex and I were simultaneously suggested to each other as contacts, probably because we still share some friends in common. Neither of us requested anything. I think the whole thing is just another social-media wank-fest, like twitter or google+.

  23. Re:High-tech entrepreneur in Kansas on RSA: Self-Encrypting USB Hard Drives for all Operating Systems (Video) · · Score: 1

    No, you just weren't funny. /not from Kansas //really

  24. Re:these moons have been hard to find on Trekkies Vote 'Vulcan' Into the Solar System · · Score: 1

    If I only had Mod points for you. /well-done

  25. Re:With all that's going on... on Illinois Politician Wants a Kill Switch For Anonymous Speech Online · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a life-long citizen of Illinois, I've reached the point of saturation with the asshattery that goes on in Springfield and the true ruling city of the state, Chicago. This kind of thing simply doesn't register any attention anymore. We are numb, beaten into submission.