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  1. Re:Presumed innocent?? on FBI and States Vastly Expand DNA Collection, Databases · · Score: 1

    I'm not a fan of this practice either, yet how does DNA fundamentally differ from fingerprints?
    The police have Bill Gate's fingerprints on file.

  2. Re:What is a USC Santa Barbara? on Visualizing Data Inside the 30-ft Allosphere · · Score: 1

    I think it's University South Carolina at Santa Barbara. It was started during the Civil War.

  3. Frebreze? on NYC Wants Ideas For "Taxi Technology 2.0" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, I started smoking to get the cab smell off of me.

  4. Death Star on Visualizing Data Inside the 30-ft Allosphere · · Score: 1

    OMG it's the blueprints to the deathstar. We need to analyze these for potential weaknesses.

    Before you mod me off topic, please watch the video intro.

  5. Re:So in other words... on Amazon To Block Phorm Scans · · Score: 2, Funny

    But in all fairness to Phorm, their corporate motto is:
    Do only Evil.

  6. Re:Away! Into our submarine! on Using Net Proxies Will Lead To Harsher Sentences · · Score: 1

    Perhaps our legislators should stop thinking...
    This implies that they are thinking. That's a dangerous assumption.

  7. Re:Lawyers represent their clients on Obama Taps a 5th Lawyer From the RIAA · · Score: 1

    As Charles Hamilton Houston so eloquently stated,
    "A lawyer's either a social engineer or he's a parasite on society."

  8. Re:Lawyers represent their clients on Obama Taps a 5th Lawyer From the RIAA · · Score: 1

    I heard that Obama personally insisted that they use Silverlight for his inauguration.
    Too bad Adobe didn't contribute a dime to Obama.

  9. Re:Lawyers represent their clients on Obama Taps a 5th Lawyer From the RIAA · · Score: 1

    The smart money is betting that she'll also be a NRA member and have a Rush Limbaugh newsletter subscription.
    In that case she'll only have John Ashcroft pirated MP3s.

  10. Re:Huh. on South Park Creators Given Signed Photo of Saddam Hussein · · Score: 1

    You have to admit the killing of the Native American's was a bit more egregious than killing the Mexicans to get Texas, Arizona and California.

  11. Re:Time for a new Internet? on New ICANN TLDs May Cause Internet Land Rush · · Score: 1

    Old man, get of my lawn!
    I never have used AOL, but there was ascii p0rn back then as well.
    usenet was a great forum for this as well.

  12. Re:Time for a new Internet? on New ICANN TLDs May Cause Internet Land Rush · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's time we revolt and set up a new Internet with a non-commerical clause so we can get back to using the Internet for what it was intended for, making us smarter rather then selling us shit...

    You mean porn right? I thought that's why the internet spread so virally.

  13. Re:Honeymoon is over on Microsoft Boasts 96% Netbook Penetration · · Score: 1

    And prolonged the lifespan of XP at the cost of Vista penetration.
    Vista is dead. Vista won't run on netbooks. Microsoft has realized this and that's the reason why Windows 7 will be out before Q2.
    Due to Vista, three of my friends have switched to OS X and my brother is happily running Ubuntu.
    ~
    Alex Birch

  14. Re:Wrong on North Korea Missile Launch Fails · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tests aren't failures as long as you learn from them.
    Can you tell that to Dr. Boldyrev, my chemistry professor?

  15. Re:Don't leave early. on Trick Used To Pass French "Three Strikes" · · Score: 1

    What's even worse for the irrational and unjust law is that the French aren't baseball fans.
    What does three strikes mean to them?

  16. Re:Shame on Trick Used To Pass French "Three Strikes" · · Score: 1

    Too bad for Joe, he'd have to switch his last name from dLieberman to iLieberman.

  17. Re:The ABBR tag! on Obama Administration Promises "Thorough Review" of USTR Policies · · Score: 1

    Thanks for clarifying that! I read:
    "Keep Eating It (KEI) is very impressed with the United States Transvestite Representative (USTR) decision to undertake a review of USTR transparency efforts."

  18. Re:United States Trade Representative on Obama Administration Promises "Thorough Review" of USTR Policies · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I kept thinking USSR.

  19. Re:That's not a bug, it's a feature on Streaming March Madness On Linux? · · Score: 1

    Can someone sue?
    They don't stipulate in the fine print that you need Silverlight 2.0.

  20. Send them a message on Streaming March Madness On Linux? · · Score: 1

    Please be sure you're not part of the quiet minority: http://www.cbssports.com/login?xurl=/help/askmmod&p_next_page=ask.php

  21. Re:Or they're terrified on Study Finds the Pious Fight Death Hardest · · Score: 1

    Yeah I meant era :(

    But video is better than text which is much, much easier to fake.

  22. Re:Or they're terrified on Study Finds the Pious Fight Death Hardest · · Score: 1

    Too bad Jesus didn't come in the YouTube Area :-(
    I would love to see videos from phones showing his miracles.

  23. Re:Wow.... legislators in Utah on Utah Senate, House Pass Jack Thompson's Game Sales Bill · · Score: 1

    Yes, the Utah legislators are right on the money for this one. God forbid terrorist game players ever leave the grip of their game consoles.... fucking idiots
    I'm not fan of the Utah legislators, but where's the money to ban games?
    Seems like all the money would be from the game companies.

  24. Re:Precious Snowflakes on Narcissistic College Graduates In the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    He was the only person in his graduating class, you insensitive clod!!!

  25. Re:TANSTASFL on iPhone App Causes Google To Shut Down SMS Service · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but there such a thing as:
    TASTAFFL
    There are such things as a free frontal lobotomy.
    Just go around back and ask for Moe.