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Narcissistic College Graduates In the Workplace?

SpuriousLogic writes "I work as a senior software engineer, and a fair amount of my time is spent interviewing new developers. I have seen a growing trend of what I would call 'TV reality' college graduates — kids who graduated school in the last few years and seem to have a view of the workplace that is very much fashioned by TV programs, where 22-year-olds lead billion-dollar corporate mergers in Paris and jet around the world. Several years ago I worked at a company that did customization for the software they sold. It was not full-on consultant work, but some aspects of it were 'consulting light,' and did involve travel, some overseas. Almost every college graduate I interviewed fully expected to be sent overseas on their first assignment. They were very disappointed when told they were most likely to end up in places like Decater, IL and Cedar Rapids, IA, as only the most senior people fly overseas, because of the cost. Additionally, I see people in this age bracket expecting almost constant rewards. One new hire told me that he thought he had a good chance at an award because he had taught himself Enterprise Java Beans. When told that learning new tech is an expected part of being a developer, he argued that he had learned it by himself, and that made it different. So today I see an article about the growing narcissism of students, and I want to ask this community: are you seeing the sorts of 'crashing down to Earth' expectations of college grads described here? Is working with this age bracket more challenging than others? Do they produce work that is above or below your expectations of a recent college grad?" We discussed a similar question from the point of view of the young employees a few months back.

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  1. Oh they'll crash all right by JustShootMe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... until the bosses have the same mindset, at which point we're all screwed.

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    1. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by BSAtHome · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, many bosses are equally out of touch with reality. Some even a bit more.
      Anyway, you get what you teach. Many are taught that capitalism is all and that anything comes at a price. Would it then be strange that the same person puts a price on his/her ability (whether deserved or not is immaterial to the principle).

    2. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by SpiderClan · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Whether it's deserved is the principle.

      "Everything comes at a price" is a consequence of capitalism, not the goal. The principle is that if I value your skills more than I value X dollars per year, then that's what I'll be willing to pay you. If you won't work for less than X + 10000 dollars per year and that's more than I value your skills, we don't have a deal and I'll keep my money.

      If you want something without giving anything in return, what you are talking about isn't capitalism.

      Note: By you, I don't mean you, I mean them.

    3. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Interesting


      I'm dealing with a manager who exhibits a high degree of narcissistic personality traits. In filling a recent vacancy for a software developer he interviewed two candidates. One a highly friendly and right noise-making guy and one a very professional, modest and highly competent person with a lot of direct experience in exactly the technology we use. It was no surprise to anyone when he appointed the one that threatened his sense of superiority least, i.e. the less capable one.

      A month after appointing this person, he's shown little work ethic - bugging me with useless chatter repeatedly and not engaging with the simple orientation tasks he's been give and when after a month to work on this task he presents his work, he crumbles at the simplest baby questions. He's been hired to work on your standard PHP / MySQL combo. When asked to write a basic query to select a row from a single table, he couldn't do it. He didn't even understand the principle of a foreign key after it was explained to him multiple times. I later asked him to update the contents of a row and he couldn't even come close to that. And I find it even more dumbfounding that he tries to bullshit his way out of this.

      The manager's reaction? He finds it hillarious. He's little focused on the actual success of the team and mainly focused on his relationships with people. I'm currently training this new developer in the basics of SQL and database design (we reached JOINs last week) but I might decide to kill him in the hopes of getting a replacement that can code.

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    4. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >>>If I value your skills more than I value X dollars per year, then that's what I'll be willing to pay you. If they won't work for less than X + 10000 dollars per year, we don't have a deal and I'll keep my money.

      Given the current economy I was considering standing at the local interstate on-ramp with this sign:

      "Engineer - Will work for food or minimum wage."

      Ironically this is the technique our local politicians use to get elected - "Smith for State Senate". ;-) - I visited my alma mater recently, and I was stuck by how much changed in just ten years time. The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      In the effort to "sell school" I think some engineering programs are giving students the wrong impression of what the engineering career is really like.

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    5. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do NOT post this on Facebook!

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    6. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Banacek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everything that you described sounds horrible. How are you supposed to get any work done when you're constantly teaching the other guy? It would probably be in your best interests to pack up and move to a better job.

    7. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by xch13fx · · Score: 1

      its all that damn wow and the stroking of epeens that go on in azeroth.

    8. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by aamcf · · Score: 5, Funny

      It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      I am a tech writer, you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Unfortunately, many bosses are equally out of touch with reality."

      Unfortunately, its worse that than. A lot of bosses have Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Ironically as business is such a competitive environment, narcissistic behavior gives a competitive advantage, so they force to the top. It also sadly means that society as a whole is structured to reward the behaviors of the NPD minority, to the detriment to the majority of people. The core problem is narcissistic people by definition lack a lot of empathy. They are wrapped up in their own views and only want people around them to agree with them. They will get angry at anyone who opposes them even if that opposition is to tell them something which would help their company.

      The way society as a whole is structured is why every country is run like a Plutocracy (ruled by people with money) even though some people in some countries are told they have a democracy. Its not a real democracy, anywhere in the world, as all career politicians are middle class wage earners regardless of which party they belong to as they all belong to the same groups of people with power and money, so don't represent the majority of people. Worse still, since the financial collapse, its highlighting we are near the extremes of a Plutocracy bordering into at times a Kleptocracy, (Ruled by thieves), where they help themselves and their rich friends to millions of tax payers money in their attempt to prop up and maintain their rich lifestyles.

      Unfortunately, these are also the people in power, they make the laws, which is why so few will be punished for their behavior. Which takes us back to society as a whole is structured to reward these behaviors.

    10. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by elthicko · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a recent engineering grad, I can attest that I wasn't exactly impressed by the typical duties of most of the positions I was interviewing for. I always pictured myself doing more R&D and design with my engineering degree, but that wasn't really what I was seeing out there. I've since decided to change my career path a bit go to grad school. After I finish I expect I will try to work as a technology entrepreneur or a professor at a university.

    11. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Everything comes at a price" is a consequence of reality, not of capitalism. Do you seriously think everything is free in a communist (or whatever you think is a better system) ? It merely takes favors and bribes instead of money. Same goes for any type of dictatorship.

      Fact, no matter how well we control nature, there are a number limits that remain, and there are always more of us, which means "the pie" needs to be cut into more slices every day.

      Capitalism works by making "growing the pie" everyone's business, and rewards one directly in relation to how much the pie grows due to his/her efforts. Communism works by keeping production methods constant (that's what govt burocracy does in practice), which, due to (amongst other things) the constant changing environment, in fact shrinks the pie (because one can be sure as hell that what was an efficient factory yesterday won't be tomorrow). Since in communism the people at the top don't think their part of the pie is allowed to shrink, everyone loses (including them when they get strung up for being incompetent losers by the next batch of incompetent losers).

      The way this is avoided in capitalism is by market forces. Capitalist politicians are every bit as crooked, corrupt, self-centered and greedy as communist politicians. But they are fighting the market, which will tend (in the very long run) to reward people with their actual worth, and if necessary will do so by inflation, making even a democratic senator's dream salary represent his actual worth to society.

      Everything comes at the price. Blame (or thank) God for that. Or gaia. Or the climate. Or the flying spaghetti monster. Or barack obama if you like (but remember the real messiah doesn't spend his way out of a recession, you see Jesus saves).

      Don't blame (or thank) capitalism for prices, it has nothing to do with prices. Capitalism is something that gives you an accurate estimate for the real worth of an object, which enables you to spend, work and live more efficiently than any human mind, or group of humans has ever been able to do without it (never mind living efficiently with so many on a planet so complicated and varied as ours).

      The reason North Korea, Cuba and others aren't growing like South Korea (or any capitalist nation) is simple, the reason it's such a miserable country stuck in the middle ages is : it can't fix the problem. It's people have no idea which objects they need and which they can do without. They don't know what they can trade and what they should use, so they are terribly handicapped when they try to cooperate with one another.

      Imagine there being a tomato country and a ranch-filled part of North Korea, like in, well every country. You'd think in the tomato region people would eat more pizza, spaghetti, and less meat, because transport costs would be high for meat and low for tomatoes. And on the other side, they'd eat more meat. That would be more efficient ... wrong. Prices are mandated, and tomatoes are expensive where they're grown (because they pay for the transport costs as well). The same goes for the other side. Meat, in the house next to the farm is the same price. Suppose that price is low ... well then every shop in the country becomes empty and doesn't sell tomatoes anymore. Suppose some disease spreads amongst the cattle ... then nothing is done until some govt. bureaucrat decides it's more important to save cattle than pay for his next cadillac.

      That's the alternative to capitalism. The only one.

    12. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Someone mod this guy up...

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    13. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by jeffasselin · · Score: 0

      That's the alternative to capitalism. The only one.

      Hahaha

      "Everything has a price" is a consequence of scarcity economics and greed.

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    14. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by DeadDecoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I visited my alma mater recently, and I was stuck by how much changed in just ten years time. The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it? Ok, there is the money and having a less difficult time at getting a job, but, I see it as a tragedy if a company some time to explore cool stuff because it's worried about micro-efficiency. Considering this, I'm reminded of something a friend (double major CE & Chemistry) once told me: Education is dumb because you work really hard to accumulate all this knowledge only to be placed in management and never use it again. I'm sure that's not true for all situations, but I do think I'd be disappointed to not apply what I've learned to what I'm interested in.

    15. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by caluml · · Score: 5, Funny

      A lot of bosses have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

      How can I get this? Are there courses I can go on?

    16. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by hubert.lepicki · · Score: 1

      Yup. Manager with highly developed narcism is worst thing that could possibly happen to developers.

    17. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by bataras · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's why as part of the interview team you need to set up some programming tests that constitute basic pass or fail. Like: do basic CRUD in a pseudo language of your choice. Reverse a string of characters in a pseudo code. You'd be surprised at the proportion of "MS" degreed people who can -barely- get through the string reversal. But when you get someone who's a true coder, it's a breeze and a joy watching him do it and talk about it. And he will not suck as a full time coworker.

    18. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is disappointing. In college, I was really big on operating systems programming. I graduated into the dot com bust, and landed a job where they wrote device drivers for data acquisition boards. It wasn't that the job was awful (it was in my mind at the time, though), it was just that I lost so much freedom to innovate when the manager came around and basically said "this is the way it is, this is the way we code, and you get to write code using other people's libraries -- and that's that."

      For a while, I entertained myself by designing my own drivers to compete with the same drivers I had to write using the corporate infrastructure. Eventually, I just got bored of it and said f it and changed industries altogether.

      College projects are 100x more interesting than what they give at work. I went back to graduate school a few years later. The graduate stuff is great, but the catch in grad school is that one has more research and reading in more intense classes and less time to do cool projects.

      Now, we have a down economy and are supposedly in a depression. I'm going to be depressed in a depression.

      I will say one thing, though. Open Source has changed everything about software. There's so much out there to entertain your mind with if the corporate world doesn't take your code.

    19. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOOOOORIIINGGGG! *belch* some geezer's complaint is news? or is that ALL that passes for news around here?

    20. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by atriusofbricia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the alternative to capitalism. The only one.

      Hahaha

      "Everything has a price" is a consequence of scarcity economics and greed.

      Really? You have access to an infinite energy machine? No? Well then.. I suppose scarcity exists and isn't an invention of evil capitalists to put down the proletariat. Since scarcity exists then that means there is a price to produce anything, and that fact is where "everything has a price" comes from. To seriously believe otherwise is to not only deny basic economics, but our current understanding of physics. TANSTAAFL

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    21. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by benjamindees · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am a tech writer, you insensitive clod!

      Not for long! I'm programming robots to do technical writing.

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    22. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by sgt_doom · · Score: 0, Troll
      Dood, didn't you get the memo? Capitalism is over.

      The entire derivative market is a scam (Yeah...I know...nobody's supposed to understand those EXOTIC financial instruments and math -- it's called a SHAM, BTW). Those sociopathic greedheads on Dole Street (formerly WAll Street - but now they're all on the dole) got billions for nothing.....

    23. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by TechWrite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes - earn an MBA and presto! Instant NPD!

    24. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up, because your attitude is proving the point of the poster quite nicely. Very subtle. I'm impressed.

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    25. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>>I see it as a tragedy if a company some time to explore cool stuff because it's worried about micro-efficiency

      Colleges and companies work on a vastly different schedule. In college every semester is an opportunity to do something new. In a company, a project often drags-on for years. I haven't been in a lab since January 2006 when we finished the design of a PowerPC-based GPS board. Since that time it's just been documentation and ongoing customer support.

      >>>You work really hard to accumulate all this knowledge only to be placed in management and never use it again

      Your friend has a point. I haven't used anything higher in difficulty than sophomore-year electronics (V=IR, et cetera). I did learn one new thing on the job - VHDL and Verilog coding, so it hasn't all been a bust. Oh and I got to crawl inside a tank in Summer 2008 so I could measure and modify a cable. Woo. ;-)

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    26. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by aamcf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heh, I'm already there, kind of.

      A big chunk of my job involves writing perl scripts that produce reference documentation by parsing the C and C++ code the developers write. And, or reasons of irony, I almost always fail to document those scripts.

    27. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too lazy to log in...

      It's not so much the knowledge that employers want.. they want the person to come with certain skills and knowledge, yes. But no one spends all their time doing the same thing with that knowledge all the time.

      What employers expect is the ABILITY to APPLY that knowledge, and the ABILITY to LEARN new things to APPLY to new problems.

      I'm a software engineer at a relatively small avionics company (200 people or so). When I interview people, I look for the things they've done BESIDES their education. Any idiot can get a degree in computer science or engineering (you know who you are). Then they get out in the real world and can't do squat. They learned a bunch of facts and don't know what to do with them. They didn't learn SKILLS they could APPLY to PROBLEMS.

      I have absolutely no sympathy for these morons who come out of college thinking the world owes them everything when they haven't shown they can do anything. Got good grades in school? So, what? So did a lot of your peers. You're competing with a lot of people who did well.

    28. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it's not a failing of capitalism at all, if anything it's them failing at capitalism - they don't understand what their skills are worth, and are being punished by the market for it.

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    29. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by gigoguy · · Score: 1

      I suppose there's also the possibility that these kids doing incredibly cool things will graduate and put together small companies to get paid for doing cool things. Enjoy your cubicle!

    30. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      +5 funny +5 insightful +5 right-on-the-money :P
      LOL

    31. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by mdda · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But Wall Street didn't get the approx 1 Trillion $ in bailout money into their pockets. They got big bonuses, granted, but the reason that there's a financial black hole is that the Trillion $ was previously lent to buy houses for people who can't repay.

      And now the housing bubble is deflating, the money is evaporating. The pay to Wall St represented (like) 2% of the problem. The real problem is that the housing market is larger than the US government.

      But the 'winners' (if you can call people who are/were living in over-expensive houses) are distributed widely.

      Suppose there were 10Million people each overpaying 50k for a house (both under-estimates) - that's 500Billion right there. No Wall St firm made that 500B, it was lent by banks into structures (which were completely mis-rated by the rating agencies), and now the money is just GONE.

    32. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by INT_QRK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Look, people always find it diverting to swap war stories from the left-hand side of that old Bell Curve. Truth be told, what I see more often than not are bright earnest youngsters filled with great angst over whether college has prepared them enough for the "real world." So, they try hard to learn the job and fit in with the team, especially when the team meets them anywhere near half way. It's been my experience that with even the most modest efforts towards applying basic leadership skills, you get a full up round in no time. My recommendation is to avoid hiring the obvious jerks, and treat the ones who get through with decency and respect, while both challenging them and mentoring them to the challenge (not as hard as you think), and you'll get more than your money's worth.

    33. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god we have retards like you to do the work. I read your whole post and all I came away with is that you are a bitch who would do whatever his boss says.

    34. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether it's deserved is the principle.

      No, it's never deserved; it's justified. At times, some people's work is worth a lot of money. For instance, if someone needs to close a deal in the next day, that's worth millions, then their time up to closing the deal is vastly more expensive than at other times. Every hour spent travelling is sales pitch preparation time lost. If they miss the deal altogether due to flight delays or similar issues, then their current travel method literally costs the company millions.

      In those cases, a rented (or even owned, dedicated) jet makes sense, as the relatively low cost to save that worker a few precious hours is easily justified. When you're a president, a pope, or a dalai lama, then your travel time by car or even waiting on public air transport issues is pretty much always going to cost you more than the use of a jet, making a full-time jet a bargain really.

    35. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by DukeLinux · · Score: 0, Troll

      Honestly, at my company we are a bunch of middle-aged IT workers who put in whatever hours it takes and complain about nothing. The only younger workers we have all came from the Asian Continent. Nobody has ever said anything official, but we have no "younger Americans" working at our office. I believe this problem has been recognized and solved quietly. In my department I always weed out such resumes so we don't waste time with these people. Back when I graduated college I was viewed as "cheap labor that can work long hours." I expected that and did not expect "cool work" until I earned it. What have we produced?

    36. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Rufty · · Score: 1

      If you want something without giving anything in return, what you are talking about isn't capitalism.

      Oh yeah? Take a look along Wall street.

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    37. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Upgrade. I'm a Lexical Engineer.

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    38. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of bosses have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

      How can I get this? Are there courses I can go on?

      Lesson one: Never let your boss know you might be as smart as him - don't even allow the possibility that you might be smarter.

      Lesson two: Suck up - whatever they want to hear, tell them that. Never forget lesson one.

      Lesson three: As you begin to rise through the organization, mold yourself in the image of those who control your promotions. Play golf if they do, wear the same style of clothes, etc. but always maintain a respectful deference to their superior position, don't have the same or better clubs, play at cheaper courses (allow them to do you the favor of inviting you to their "better" club), tone the clothes down just a notch to reflect your lower salary, if they drive a BMW 7, you buy a used 3, you can still talk BMWs... if this is sounding a lot like lesson 2, it is - and never forget lesson 1.

      Lesson 4: if you still have a soul, lose it. Anyone you have power over who might possibly compete with you in the future must be repressed or eliminated, discretely.

      If you've gotten this far, I'm sure you can figure out the rest for yourself. It doesn't hurt to job hop 4 or 5 times so you can have an impressive resume story to tell on introductions, nothing is as boring as someone who left school, started as a mid-level tech and worked their way up to Vice President at the same company after 8 years - what could this person possibly have to offer, they've never "been" anywhere else....

    39. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      I thought this was a good post. The difference is that wealthy folks with a Narcissistic Personality Disorder are more likely to have the social graces to cover it up-or can be surrounded by minions that cater to their disorder.

      A lot of technical workers traditionally got attracted to tech work because of limited social graces. When they get into the corporate world, often they'll take their queues from the higher ups-and do so quite literally and without a lot of finesse.

      In a nutshell, I don't think the problem is solved by beating up on some poor kid getting out of college. What needs to be looked at is who are running major American companies.

    40. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... until the bosses have the same mindset, at which point we're all screwed.

      Lol. Mod this +5 Irony.

      (For the truly slow, apply above comment to AIG and all the other tards on Wall Street.)

    41. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A lot of bosses have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

      How can I get this? Are there courses I can go on?

      Sure, just become the type of person who throws an awards ceremony for themselves after tying their own shoes sans shitting their pants in the process.

      Charles II of Spain, for example...

    42. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by m3talsling3r · · Score: 1

      Wtf? The guy was complaining about the competency of a hire and the competency of his manager. As I recall free market economics only come in to play if he chooses to vote with his feet.

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    43. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from modding this post up, this poster nailed this one square.

      I, too, have worked with several managers that fit this to a T. Just about everyone suffered their downfall, but sadly, there are others that replace them by the same overseers that prompted the other ones into their doomed positions.

      The perfect cartoon for whar was decribed in the parent post is from the comic strip "Non Sequitur". One should look up the "Venomous Blotoad".

    44. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      I believe that is achieved by removing half of your brain :) Right half. Leaving the lying left part in.

    45. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the industry is obsessed with humiliating their competition at a subject, as opposed to making a positive environment where computer programmers of all skill levels can be productive. All big trees started as saplings. This is a horrible trend I've noticed around here of adults trying to embarrass children to validate their own shortcomings.

      Old ivory tower programmers at these successful businesses tend to lack street view when compared to a fresh perspective.

      It's unfair to shortchange interested graduates. The argument is simply a justification for management to avoid investing in the future. If after evaluating a new hire, you don't feel like they're necessary, then help them find an entry level job suitable to their skill level.

      In my view, I see a bad trend where companies overvalue specific skill sets instead of recognizing universal intelligence. Perhaps the hiring manager is wrong because he failed to place the new hire in the right area.

      These graduates you speak of may come from families with a long generational history of technology and electronics. Your family may be new to the field, even though you may be an expert. Ignorance of these large scale trends in society will cause you to really hurt society.

      As a senior, YOU need to take responsibility for this type of failure and place the new graduate where he can succeed.

    46. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I visited my alma mater recently, and I was stuck by how much changed in just ten years time. The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it?

      How is sitting in a cubicle and writing documentation in your field not using your education? Like the guy upthread who envisioned himself in R&D, you don't seem to realize that even the coolest of jobs entail 10% cool and 90% uncool.
       
      Even if you are in R&D - you'll spend a lot of time doing uncool drone work. You've got to plan what you are going to do and how, and then document what did happen after you do it. "Cool" projects, like those discussed by the OP (as well as the increasing trend toward edutainment in primary education), give the student a seriously warped view of what the real world is like. And leads straight towards the narcissistic attitude that spawned this discussion.
       
       

      Education is dumb because you work really hard to accumulate all this knowledge only to be placed in management and never use it again.

      If you're the kind of manager that doesn't use the experience and education you've accumulated - you're the kind of clueless manager that leads other engineers to pin Dilbert cartoons up in their cubicles.

    47. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by heironymous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I also suspect some managers hire the inept out of fear of being replaced.

      I recall one very promising candidate who actually wrote a book on the technology we needed. Having interviewed him, I can think of no other reason than fear why the manager nixed the hire.

    48. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by mcocke · · Score: 1

      I agree that many bosses are out of touch, but in my experience they seem to be out of touch in the opposite direction! With the economy in it's current shape, I'll accept almost any position - I program in 4 languages, I'm fluent in 3 versions of Windows and 3 major linux distros. I can do break/fix on almost any PC or printer..., network design and installation, etc... 30+ years experience. I've been reduced to taking deployment contracts for temp agencies, a week at a time, for $17.00 an hour, when I can get anything at all.

    49. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there is a program that can help you get to where you need to be. We call it "cocaine."

    50. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

      Why do we need to do string reversal? I've never done it once in twenty years of coding.

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    51. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by PachmanP · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh and I got to crawl inside a tank in Summer 2008 so I could measure and modify a cable. Woo. ;-)

      Unless you convinced them that the tank needed to be moving and firing off at least a few rounds for you to properly test the modification, I sense a missed opportunity.

      I'm assuming you meant tank as in army not water. If you meant water and still gave a "Woo", if feel I would suddenly regret all of my education past 6th grade. :(

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    52. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by rivaldufus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately (or fortunately,) many people do not work in the field they majored in. That's reality. Even if you do get to work in the field you studied for, it might not be as great as you thought it was going to be in college.

      However, you might be lucky and avoid this - but that's most likely luck. Thinking that "I'm better than everyone else - I'll prove them all wrong and work in my dream job" is probably an example of narcissism (I'm not suggesting that you're thinking this way.)

      I always advise people to not be too, too picky about finding a job; more than likely, even the "greatest" job will disappoint you over time. I sometimes think the best you should hope for is that the job is interesting. And in the current economy - "at least it's a job" is probably good enough. Anyway, don't be too surprised if your first few jobs are a little disappointing; that's reality.

    53. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the point of learning anything if you're just going to choose to do what someone else says for the rest of your life?

      Education isn't a free pass to do whatever you like, whenever you like and still get paid. It's a free pass to do the above for yourself and not get paid at all.

      I can relate to your view, I'm an independent game developer who hasn't published a title yet. Sure, I'd make money cranking out websites, so I do take on the occasional job outside of my interests, but I've accepted that in order to succeed, I have to focus on my own thing regardless of compensation.

      So what's the fucking point of education and learning? To better yourself and learn how to do what you want to do. Too bad there isn't a degree in Common Sense Thinking For Young Adults.

    54. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Funny

      <?php

      $reverse = strrev($string);
      echo $reverse;

      ?>

      Do note that during such tests you should allow access to the documentation.  If you don't, you're selecting for people who are good at memorization, not people who can code well.

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    55. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Oh, you said pseudocode. In that case, some variation on a for loop with a counter of the size of the string array being decremented. I'm sure you can fill in the rest.

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    56. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by oldr4ver · · Score: 1

      Your signature has absolutely no truth to it whatsoever. Its highly opinionated and stands to spread right-winged propaganda. When will you get it, change starts with the individual.

    57. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      Prepare to be disappointed...

    58. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by bataras · · Score: 4, Insightful

      because it's a dirt simple CS 101 exercise. You need a loop, array indexing, swapping values. If a candidate can't bang that out on the whiteboard with his eyes closed, there should be major red flags in hiring him. And trust me, people with nice looking resumes will actually have trouble with it.

    59. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by BryanL · · Score: 1

      I am currently working on my MBA. It's pretty much the same thing from my experience.

    60. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by quantaman · · Score: 1

      I visited my alma mater recently, and I was stuck by how much changed in just ten years time. The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it? Ok, there is the money and having a less difficult time at getting a job, but, I see it as a tragedy if a company some time to explore cool stuff because it's worried about micro-efficiency. Considering this, I'm reminded of something a friend (double major CE & Chemistry) once told me: Education is dumb because you work really hard to accumulate all this knowledge only to be placed in management and never use it again. I'm sure that's not true for all situations, but I do think I'd be disappointed to not apply what I've learned to what I'm interested in.

      Certainly you won't use 90% of what you learned in school in any particular your job. The question is which 90%?

      Also note that school projects are designed to be cool while work projects are designed to be useful.

      Those result in different amounts of fun.

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    61. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by dcollins · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's why as part of the interview team you need to set up some programming tests that constitute basic pass or fail. Like: do basic CRUD in a pseudo language of your choice. Reverse a string of characters in a pseudo code.

      Personal anecdote: Make sure the guy doing the interview can understand the solution. I was at a job interview and asked to convert an ASCII digit string to its decimal equivalent integer. So I said "easy" and just threw down the standard solution from my numerical analysis textbook (basically: int total; for i = 0 to strlen(s) {total = total*10 + s[i]-'0';}, which is the most efficient way to do it, as is done in java.lang.Integer or any other standard library). Guy says "no, that's wrong, you have to start from the back", and (amazed) I have to start stepping him through the more efficient, standard solution.

      I did not get the job, bugged the hell out of me ever since -- to this day I don't think he actually understood the solution.

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    62. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Uh, left half is the analytical side. Right side does the 'creative' work. :P

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    63. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by atol+angengea · · Score: 1

      Labour is Labour. Once one sells h/er use-value in the marketplace, it doesn't matter how hard she works. There will always be more widgets to be produced during the time she has sold to the capitalist. And it is also in error - I believe - to assume that even the best widget-maker will out-profit h/er colleagues. (Maybe, if s/he is lucky, she might elicit a feigned congratulations from the person in a higher, hierarchical functionary position). Possible reason: we can only assume the widgets are sent to the next stage in the process of their development en masse with no regard to who may have made them.

    64. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get a job where you can do that then.

      No one is making you take the (likely) higher paying, less interesting job.

      The ones taking risks developing the "cool" stuff have less money to splash around than the ones filling (realtively boring) needs of people now.

    65. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      ...but I might decide to kill him in the hopes of getting a replacement that can code...

      You know, a year or two ago I would not think twice when reading or even writing something like that... but now days stupid jokes turn into career and/or life altering events because everyone takes everything written on the net to be an indicator of character or intent. So, now, when I see that little snippet, I think, I hope that fool trainee does not have an unfortunate accident that comes back to haunt you. Living under the thumb of the humorless lawyers sucks...

      (note to self - do not apply for work at a law firm without obscuring slashdot history first).

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    66. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't a tech career be like this? The goal isn't to lead a boring existence. The goal is to work hard, be the cream of the crop, so you get to work on cool projects from day one.

      It is possible, but job applicants should probably have been taught better than to expect it after a doing an average job at an average school, applying to an average employer.

    67. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by khellendros1984 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I suppose that's how I got my job. My grades themselves...not stellar. But my manager realized that I actually *got* the ideas and gave a damn about using them as well as learning new ones. So now under a year later, I'm implementing some of the main functionality for our next software release. My education gave me ideas. I got hired for taking the ideas from class and running with them to me own ends.

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    68. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by bataras · · Score: 1

      yeah that sucks. IF you get someone who solves your problem in a way you weren't expecting, that's -good-. Having a follow on informal discussion about other ways to solve it is even better as you're getting into the candidate's mind, personality etc.

    69. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You have access to an infinite energy machine?

      It's called the sun. It may not be infinite, but neither are you.

      I suppose scarcity exists and isn't an invention of evil capitalists to put down the proletariat.

      Everything has some kind of arbitrary limit. Calling all resources scarce, is like calling an automobile a mileage restrictor. For all current and future resources collectively, there are no limits except stupid people.

    70. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I visited my alma mater recently, and I was stuck by how much changed in just ten years time. The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      The solution here is to change the final year project to fit commercial reality. Ask them to fill in documents. Once they start to zone out, have a load of management types arrive and tell them that they're following the old procedure and creating a lot of work for other people. Repeat this for the whole year.

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    71. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MBA?

    72. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      People only do that after they've spent a few years in a cubicle writing TPS reports. Actually you'd better off putting them in a cubicle from day 1 at uni. That will give them a headstart on other graduates who have unrealistic expectations.

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    73. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by morcego · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And someone who did graduate, and today manages an IT company, I have some sad news for you. All that knowledge you acquired on college ? That is just the BASE of that you need at corporate . When you get hired, you are green. Not only in terms of knowledge, but in terms of company practices, market practices (many) and so on. Think of it as continued education. You went to junior, high school, college and now you are getting educated on the corporate environment.

      You don't expect to jump from junior school to high-tech R&D. You know you have other steps before that.

      When you finish college you are not ready. You are just closer. Keep that in mind, and make the most of your time when you join a company to LEARN. Learn from your tasks, learn from your co-workers, learn from your manager. As much as we like to joke about managers, they are making more money then you, so they gotta know something you don't (not necessarily technical).

      You also need to faction in that, when you join a company, you are an unknown. The company will only invest so much money on you until they know they will have a good return.

      This things are only natural. Unfortunately, most schools fail to teach this to their students, and the only source of "knowledge" they have are TV shows and such. This is not a fail of the students, but a fail of the schools.

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    74. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by penguin_dance · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Unfortunately, many bosses are equally out of touch with reality. Some even a bit more.
      Anyway, you get what you teach. Many are taught that capitalism is all and that anything comes at a price."

      I don't see colleges teaching capitalism--far from it. But what schools ARE teaching are how SPECIAL they (the kids) are and that equal outcomes are more important than equal opportunity. It starts with dumbing down competitive sports and giving every person, whether they win or lose, a trophy. It's holding graduation ceremonies every time they pass a grade. It's not wanting to recognize valedictorians because someone's feelings might get hurt. We award the outcome, not the effort. And the parents all go along with this. So is it no wonder when they become "adults" they don't think they HAVE to put in any effort and they should get a bonus whether they earned it or not.

      What we should be praising the child for is hard work, and letting them learn to lose gracefully. They need to learn that no one OWES them anything and they need to work hard and do their best.

      But I'll go one further regarding the hiring--they get what the PAY for. Why don't you (employers) try hiring some of us older workers out there, looking for work, who not only have the skills, but whom you won't have to remind to not wear flip-flops or tube tops to work? And by "older" I mean over 40! I get really high ratings when I work contract, but I'll be damned if I can get a permanent gig. There's a lot of us who would be HAPPY to work for your company, even at a lessor wage, just to have some benefits and vacation time. We know what we're doing and you wouldn't have to babysit us or make sure we weren't goofing off. We get our projects done professionally and on-time. And contrary to popular belief, we LIKE getting to learn new things or upgrading our skills. And we're not likely to be running off to your competitors in a couple of years.

      As you can see this is a personal sore spot with me. I have had supervisors go to bat for me and try to get me employed with their company. Unfortunately they weren't the decision makers and those in charge don't want to have to hire on an IT person if they can get away with a contractor. For those companies who are looking (usually for someone with 1-2 years experience)--well, if I don't get an interview I never get to show them what I can do to help them or their business. (And I do know the tactics of only putting the last 10 years of meaningful employment and not putting down a date of graduation.) But all they have to do is ask for a transcript or force the entry graduation dates on an online form and they can do the math pretty quick. (I've become very tempted to put in a "accidental typo" of 1991 instead of 1981.)

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    75. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought php was supposed to have an easy learning curve and that perl was hard to understand?
      You certainly wouldn't need a manual for the perl version. :)
      print reverse $string

    76. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was my experience as well. I did reasonably well in my computer science courses and busted my ass, but I certainly wasn't a 4.0 student. What set me apart was that I had a job working for my university developing real applications that shipped to real people, and I had real deadlines. So I spent a significant amount of time outside the classroom learning things not taught in the classroom and finding opportunities to apply what I'd learned.

      And even then, that just got me in the door at a big company. I was doing QA and tools work for a couple of years. I had free reign to explore new and interesting ideas, but I was still shackled to QA. There were a lot of times toward the end where I just got depressed, doing the same repetitive testing, over and over again, feeling my talent wasting away.

      Eventually, I found a problem that was plaguing the company's product that I could latch on to and designed and implemented a solution during a down period in our QA cycle. And even then, I had to get it in front of the right people, that is, people interested in hiring me to work on interesting problems. And even then, I had great timing on my side. They just happened to need someone to take over a major project whose previous maintainer had moved on.

      But I managed to get my project into a shipping product. And from that point, it was a (relatively) short jump to moving to the right organization within the company. And now I work on a great project within a great product. I go to work every day without worrying about whether I'll be interested in what I'm doing. I just always am. But I didn't get that overnight, without proving to other people that I was worth the time of day. It's true that some graduates do go straight into working on interesting problems and shipping code, but if you're not fortunate enough to be one of them, you have to make your own career path.

      The whole process of making that jump was (for me) incredibly long, arduous and stressful, full of insecurity and doubt. When I wasn't implementing my solution, I was busy worrying about whether I was wasting my time or whether anyone would take me seriously. And when I had a demo-able implementation, I had to design presentations, set up meetings, and justify my design choices in front of people who were way the hell more experienced than me. But it was an incredibly rewarding experience.

      Bottom line, my education didn't prepare me for any of that. The fact that I wasn't entitled to work on the exciting stuff, that I had to do the non-engineering grunt work of selling my solution ... those were things I had to learn myself.

    77. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there bonus points for a solution when the array is orders of magnitude bigger than physical memory?

    78. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Divebus · · Score: 1

      ...Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.

      Maybe iRobot can put them to work making a Roomba Pool Skimmer... oh, wait, pool skimmers exist already.

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    79. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by maroberts · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I do both PERL and PHP (and a number of other languages); as a result, I can never remember the exact syntax and terms in the language I'm supposed to be using....

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    80. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Guy says "no, that's wrong, you have to start from the back", and (amazed) I have to start stepping him through the more efficient, standard solution.

      If you're doing ARM assembly on a chip with early termination of multiplication instructions, doing it the other way round _may_ be more efficient (since you can keep one multiplicand in the 8-bit range, _and_ since counting down in loops makes checking for the exit condition (i == 0, or i < 0) faster). The latter is true for many other architectures, too.

      But this is architecture-dependent and fairly close to the bare metal, err, silicon.

    81. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Jurily · · Score: 2, Funny

      And, or reasons of irony, I almost always fail to document those scripts.

      Easy. Write a Perl script to document Perl scripts, and you won't even have an infinite loop.

    82. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was at a job interview and asked to convert an ASCII digit string to its decimal equivalent integer. So I said "easy" and just threw down the standard solution from my numerical analysis textbook (basically: int total; for i = 0 to strlen(s) {total = total*10 + s[i]-'0';}, which is the most efficient way to do it, as is done in java.lang.Integer or any other standard library).

      Nit: you actually saved strlen(s) to an intermediary before the loop, right? otherwise your solution's O(n^2) instead of O(n).

      Guy says "no, that's wrong, you have to start from the back"

      Sounds like he was mixing up atoi and itoa.

      I did not get the job, bugged the hell out of me ever since -- to this day I don't think he actually understood the solution.

      Frustrating, but ultimately if they don't hire you based on the opinion of a moron, you probably wouldn't like working there anyway.

      Companies I've worked for try to avoid this by (a) not hiring morons in the first place (b) having relatively senior people do interviews (c) doing multiple interviews, and (d) requiring interviewers to take extensive notes which others will review, hopefully spotting such mistakes after the fact. Of course this isn't cheap, but neither is hiring a(nother) moron or passing up a great developer. This method's (IMHO) biggest problem is that it can take so long that good candidates sometimes take another job before it's over.

    83. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by daveime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Allowing people access to the documentation simply filters by people who are "good at using documentation".

      I think the OP's point was somewhat missed. It doesn't matter what the useful one-liner is in PHP, Perl, Java or whatever. Any fool can memorize a function name / syntax, likewise any fool can look up the function in the documentation. Unfortunately most of those fools ALSO have the ability to use the function in completely the WRONG context.

      The point of the exercise is to say to the candidate, IF you had to code this function manually, what steps would be necessary to achieve the SAME as "print reverse $string". And that is where the men are separated from the boys so to speak, as I'd like to bet half of them have never thought about it.

      The skill is NOT how many different languages you know. Once you can apply the core fundamentals of programming, any new language you need is just a matter of learning syntax and symantics. But if you can't even manage the code to reverse a string, you are NOT a programmer, you are a cut and paste script kiddy.

    84. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      In my view, I see a bad trend where companies overvalue specific skill sets instead of recognizing universal intelligence. Perhaps the hiring manager is wrong because he failed to place the new hire in the right area.

      Well we don't hire people and then find somewhere to slot them. We're not IBM. We have a need and a vacancy and we try to find someone to fill it. If someone lies on their CV, in this case saying that I have experience and expertise in MySQL, then they run the risk of being placed in the wrong area.

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    85. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you aren't suited for business travel, and should try something else. Business travel is probably better for someone who is married and likes to escape periodically.

    86. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      But what will document the perl-documentation script? Oh noes!

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    87. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      What does a Lexical Engineer do? I'm having problems parsing your job title.

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    88. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by somersault · · Score: 1

      *whoosh*

      1) Author can document it or 2) it can document itself. Easy enough.

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    89. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by aamcf · · Score: 1

      Actually, that sounds like a good idea, although its the kind of thing someone has probably already done. If not, it may work as a patch for Getopt::Long.

      Getopt::Long::Autodoc here I come :)

    90. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 2, Funny

      What does the word *whoosh* mean? The way it's pronounced seems remarkably like the sound I heard when I read your comment just now... please tell me what this marvellous word means!

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    91. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Dilbert should be mandatory reading. I get freaked out about its accuracy sometimes.

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    92. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by somersault · · Score: 1

      How very meta. I'll assume you were just pretending to be stupid then, but it seemed like you were trying to make an infinite loop joke where there was none to be made.

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    93. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by JustOK · · Score: 1

      engineer lexical stuff

      lexical

      â"adjective
      1. of or pertaining to the words or vocabulary of a language, esp. as distinguished from its grammatical and syntactical aspects.

      engineer

      â"verb (used with object)
      6. to plan, construct, or manage as an engineer: He's engineered several big industrial projects.
      7. to design or create using the techniques or methods of engineering: The motor has been engineered to run noiselessly.
      8. to arrange, manage, or carry through by skillful or artful contrivance: He certainly engineered the election campaign beautifully.

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    94. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by destroyer661 · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough I'm in college taking a course called Business Information Systems, which is more about learning fundamentals across the board (Databases, programming, network engineering, hardware, software, etc) and then learning what you need as you go. I'm pretty resourceful by myself, so I asked a 2nd year CS student how to deal with arrays and he didn't know. They hadn't worked with arrays yet. I was kind of appalled.

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    95. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      What I have seen in my life is that, precisely in this Capitalistic system we have, "deserving" has nothing to do with it.

      People who are cocky and demand more than they deserve are always more successful than the others. Sometimes they crash and burn, but they move on to the next and are back on their feet again in short time.

      The problem is that vane, selfish and greedy people tend to climb to upper positions and the more competent, hard-working and discrete people tend to stay in the shade. I don't know if this is a problem with capitalism, but it's definitely a problem.

    96. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Hey. You're the one with the sig "some people just don't know when to give up (+1 irony)". Oh but how I do love meta-irony.

      A small hint: when someone rights "oh noes", they normally aren't being serious.

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    97. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by kalel666 · · Score: 1

      "Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash"

      Meh. Get back to me when they make a robot that qualifies for a boat loan.

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    98. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Your profession must make dictionary publishers very happy.

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    99. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm going to give you the old-fart speech now, so you may tune out if you are disinterested in how business works.

      I pay you $70,000 a year. You benefits and taxes cost me about 40% of your salary; we'll round it up to an even $100k to make the math easy. You will be "working" for about 1800-1900 hours a year - i.e. not on vacation, holiday, or out sick. If you are a gung-ho employee with a nose-to-the-grindstone ethic, of those 1800 you will already be spending about 20% unproductively - getting coffee/soda, going to the bathroom, chatting with co-workers about non-work stuff, surfing slashdot and doing adminstrative tasks like filling out your timecard or getting new pencil lead. We'll throw in a couple of days of training and round your productive hours to 1400. In all likelihood, you won't be 100% productive, especially right out of school. You'll take about 10-15% of a more advanced engineer's time, and a similar amount of your own, to figure out how we do what we do. You'll have to redo some things, sometimes two or three times, before you get it right. Counting the trainer's time against yours, you're going to lose about 40-50% of your time to learning the ropes, and another 10% to down time between assignments (meetings, startup, shutdown, etc). We're down to about 700 actual hours of production in your first year, and closer to 1000 your second and third, peaking near 1200 after that.

      So you're "cost" to the company in your first year is about $100/hr. Since we have to add overhead to that it's closer to $130 fully burdened. The company, to survive and be worth the investors time (private or public) should be between 20% and 30% profitable before they pay taxes, so we'll need to bill your time at $160/hr. There are very, very few things which a fresh-out college student can do which is worth $160 and hour. What would you willingly pay a fresh-out college grad $160 an hour for (happy ending jokes aside)?

      And you want to take some company time to explore cool stuff? At $1200/day in opportunity cost, I think your manager would much rather go to Aruba.

      In case you feel I'm being flip, I'm not. I happen to be an engineer with 20 years of experience, 2 technical degrees, and I run a small consulting engineering firm. Fresh outs, by the way, bill at about $65-75/hr in the real world, and about 50% more in the biggest cities. Senior engineers at my level up to double that. Note that I'm ignoring high and low outliers in those figures; data is not the plural of anecdote. I recently hired a freshout. He's pretty smart, got a double technical major (engr and physics), and writes better than 90% of the engineers out there. He cost me about $25,000 out of my pocket the first year, and will barely break even this year - he might make a few thousand. Next year I'm hoping to make back my initial investment. Three years to break even, and he's not making $70k. That's easier to absorb in a large firm, by the way, due to sheer numbers and volume of workflow. "Fun" isn't really an option unless you land one of the very few cool jobs where all they do is fun stuff, or you work for a firm funded by VCs who don't watch the books (very rare), or your company just has piles of cash flowing in the door and can't figure out where to store it all (Google).

      BTW - if you're going to be a good manager of technical people, you'd better be good technically as well as a good manager. You need to know your basic engineering backwards so that when an engineer comes to you and the answer they've come up with is wrong, you can both recognize it is wrong and explain - from basic principles - how to get them back on track. Once you're a manager, you don't have to know the answer to 1%, but you have to be able to get within 10% in your head (without a calculator or a computer). There are lots of bad managers our there, by the way. Don't become one.

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    100. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      In the effort to "sell school" I think some engineering programs are giving students the wrong impression of what the engineering career is really like.

      At Microsoft, the interns get all the cool projects. You would think, "huh? Why not the employees?" The answer fits directly in with the article, as well as this post: Microsoft is "selling working at Microsoft".

      Perhaps in part due to Microsoft's rosy treatment of its interns, college students have the perception that work is somehow different from what the rest of us know it to be.

      Quick, let's take advantage of them! :)

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    101. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by JustOK · · Score: 1

      mebbe, but it pisses off other engineers.

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    102. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Octorian · · Score: 1

      I always find this the most challenging part of any interview for me, and why I usually have hated more traditional tech interviews. Sure, give me a laptop and a code editor, and I could easily bang it out. But put me in a suit, get me in a nervous state-of-mind, and stand me in front of a whiteboard... Well, I just totally freeze up and stumble.

      The other thing I've found is that the skills important in writing real software are actually quite a bit different than the skills necessary to complete CompSci class assignments. I found my software development abilities improve drastically once I realized this and took it upon myself to read up on the right topics. (I didn't start the working-world in the sort of team environment where you learn from more experienced co-workers, so I had to pull myself up on my own at first.)

    103. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

      How are you supposed to get any work done when you're constantly teaching the other guy?

      That's a good point. When you miss your deadlines because you have to spend your time teaching this guy things he should already know, you'll get the blame and he'll get the raise. And when layoffs come around (which sounds like they will if your company is so poorly managed), who do think will get the axe?

      My advice: stop training him until you've already met all your deadlines. And polish up your resume. You'll need it in either case.

    104. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by AP31R0N · · Score: 0

      An invocation of the Nirvana Fallacy gets +5 Insightful?

      Scarcity exists, true. But doesn't mean that the haves aren't fucking the have-nots with great frequency and vigor. Nor does it mean that resources are actually scarce. For instance, the US can easily produce enough food to feed itself an Africa (i'm not suggesting we do that). There is plenty of clean water and plenty of medicine and energy and so on. More than enough for everyone. The problem lies in greed, short sightedness and lack of empathy. We can, but we don't. We don't have to charge as much as we do, but we do because we can. Profit margins don't have to be as high as they are. In the view of super wealthy can = should. "I can charge you this much and you'll pay it because my friends are doing it too." "I'll pay you peanuts and you'll thank me for the opportunity to pay for my daughter's third botox."

      We don't need Galt's machine to build a better world. We just need better people making better decisions.

      It could start by teaching kids that can doesn't mean should, that problems afar can become problems at home, that a small problem today can become a big problem tomorrow, that a finite supply does not equate to scarce supply.

      TANSTAAFL - Just because that's true doesn't mean we have to use it as an excuse to ruin lives, ruin the planet for our children and otherwise be dicks. Lunch shouldn't be free, but that doesn't mean it should cost an arm an a leg.

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    105. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      I agree, but I do find "filter[ing] by people who are 'good at using documentation'" is also useful. And not just documentation, but being able to google for your issue and sort through a Usenet/forum/etc. post of someone who had a similar issue and solve it that way. Doesn't solve everything, but the people who can't do that are at an instant knowledge disadvantage, which they'd have to be very good at reinventing the wheel to make up.

    106. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by smellotron · · Score: 1

      ...some variation on a for loop with a counter of the size of the string array being decremented. I'm sure you can fill in the rest.

      The funny thing is, I see people actually do that in interviews. They hand-wave the approximate solution, but if you push them to actually write the algorithm, they can't!

    107. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by smellotron · · Score: 1

      no, that's wrong, you have to start from the back

      Your solution was definitely correct. However, starting from the back is a tad bit better if you already know the length of the string (how much will depend on the hardware, but it's generally not enough to worry about).

    108. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by somersault · · Score: 1

      I knew you weren't being serious, as your first statement is a joke. I just didn't realise you were joking about joking :P I wasn't trying to be malicious, I sometimes am a victim of my own subtlety or deadpan humour when people think I'm being serious :)

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    109. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by nanospook · · Score: 1

      In other words, you are a Kindergarten teacher?

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    110. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it?

      Uh oh, they're starting to figure it out... (SECRET: it rarely matters WHAT your degree is in, only that you have one.)

    111. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you do kill him, let me know. im pretty competent in the ol php/mysql combo, ive got a decent work ethic and one of my absolute favorite pastimes is convincing moron managers that im the perfect guy to not challenge them and then waiting patiently for the prefect opportunity to ruin them publicly and demand proper leadership. granted, i realize that you usually have to ruin about 7 or 8 in a row before you can get a good one, but im willing to step up to that challenge. and in the mean time, ill actually get some work done too

    112. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      But what schools ARE teaching are how SPECIAL they (the kids) are and that equal outcomes are more important than equal opportunity.

      I've been hearing this for 20 years now. I'm just curious--have the people who keep spouting this mantra even BEEN to an institution of higher education recently to make such spurious claims?

    113. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Colleges and companies work on a vastly different schedule. In college every semester is an opportunity to do something new. In a company, a project often drags-on for years. I haven't been in a lab since January 2006 when we finished the design of a PowerPC-based GPS board. Since that time it's just been documentation and ongoing customer support.

      Yes! As a fairly recent graduate this is the biggest difference I've found. The project itself is broken up into lots of different parts so it doesn't feel too much like it's just dragging on but I expect that the project as a whole is going to last at least another 18 months before we can claim to have finished the first proper release. After this it'll be improvements and extensions. This is one of the more challenging things that I've found since getting into a proper job since I'm used to just hacking something together, handing it in, getting a grade and then moving on.

      Your friend has a point. I haven't used anything higher in difficulty than sophomore-year electronics (V=IR, et cetera). I did learn one new thing on the job - VHDL and Verilog coding, so it hasn't all been a bust. Oh and I got to crawl inside a tank in Summer 2008 so I could measure and modify a cable. Woo. ;-)

      Now here's where we differ. I've learned a great deal and used a whole lot of what I learned. Things like compiler engineering and complexity theory, which I didn't think I'd ever really use have actually come in very handy. I've also had to sit and learn a ton of new technologies, programming techniques and the odd new (programming) language to get on with my job. It's actually a lot of fun and makes me glad I ran into this particular job (I can get away with learning anything I fancy as long as it's semi-relevant to the project).

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    114. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by markitect · · Score: 1

      Finally something intelligent on the topic. Generational categorization is the worst idea ever, hire people that you think will do the job well, fire ones that do not do the job well, this really isn't that hard.

    115. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I visited my alma mater recently, and I was stuck by how much changed in just ten years time. The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      If someone's hiring people who have studied things such as robot programming, in order to do documentation all day, I think the problem is more with their interviewing scheme than allegedly narcissistic students...

      Yes, it's true that most programming jobs still involve a certain amount of boring/admin stuff, but what would be the point of training people to do the simple menial stuff at University? (Anyway, that's what part time jobs are for...)

    116. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      One obvious possible reason for this : benefits and salary. Fact is, they do need to offer you a competitive salary for your age and experience or you might jump ship and leave for another company in 6 months, which costs them money. (efficiency wages) As a contractor, you might start doing more hours for another company...but they still get the benefits of your skills.

      Benefits : bigger companies are self insured. They may not want to admit this, but if you're older, they DO have to pay more for your health coverage, on average. That's a huge hidden cost, and so it doesn't make economic sense to have any more older employees on the payroll than strictly necessary. As you are well aware, the reason health insurance and employment are linked in this stupid manner is because the tax laws don't charge taxes on employer purchased health insurance, no matter how expensive the policy is.

      Flexibility : if there's a downturn (like, ahem, right now), they can immediately cut the hours back on a contractor with "no hard feelings". Kind of like the difference between renting a service month to month, or signing a 2 year lease. On the plus side, they're paying you a hefty premium over the hourly rate of one of their salaried employees, are they not?

    117. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by raw-sewage · · Score: 1

      My recommendation is to avoid hiring the obvious jerks, and treat the ones who get through with decency and respect, while both challenging them and mentoring them to the challenge (not as hard as you think), and you'll get more than your money's worth.

      That's a refreshing viewpoint. I don't see this attitude advertised too often; I'm not sure if I'm looking in the wrong places, or it truly is rare.

      I've worked two "real" jobs since graduating college about seven years ago. I was assigned a mentor at the first place who really helped me understand the business, the big picture, always took time to answer my questions, helped me when I got stuck, etc. The job itself was "just ok", but I honestly feel that I was imbued with a higher degree of engagement thanks to the quality coaching I received early on---that itself was enough to turn a "just ok" job into a pretty interesting one.

      In contrast, my current job was basically "sink or swim" when I started. I've been here almost three years, and never developed half the enthusiasm I had at the old job. The environment I'm in now views any kind of coaching or mentoring as "hand-holding"---if someone needs more than a few sentences' of instruction, they're no good.

    118. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      My experience doing the maths degree was the opposite. Not to say that it was boring; not at all - but the example applications were the mundane or obvious stuff (the obvious example from A Levels would be using integration to calculate the volume of a sphere). In the real world, I've found far more interesting things that one can apply mathematics too (and part of the reason it's more interesting is because I know that I'm solving real world problems that are useful and in demand, instead just doing some contrived example that you know other people have already worked out loads of times before).

      I think it would be nice to give students more of an indication of what interesting things their education can be used to solve in the real world, especially at school, where there was the common attitude of "what use is this?" - have attitudes really changed this much in the last 10-15 years?

      If students are now excited about what you can use their education for, I think that's a good thing - even if there's a danger of going too far in the other direction.

    119. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority, they show disrespect to their elders.... They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and are tyrants over their teachers.

    120. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      likewise any fool can look up the function in the documentation

      You'd be surprised.

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    121. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by chadplusplus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, I remember my quarterlife crisis. After two years of unimpressive and uninteresting work sitting in a cubicle customizing asp and jsp applications, I said screw it and went to grad school for a JD/MBA anticipating c-class positions upon graduation.

      Several years later and after two years of unimpressive and uninteresting work sitting in a glorified cubicle (just because the walls go all the way to the ceiling and there's a door) customizing form letters, I said screw it and... oh wait, I'm still here.

      The difference now is that I am grateful for my job. I was very arrogant coming out of college and into my first job. I expected the world, which, of course, wasn't delivered. Sometimes you need beat down a little to get a more accurate perception on life.

    122. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well we don't hire people and then find somewhere to slot them. We're not IBM.

      IBM doesn't do that much either...

    123. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Things I was never taught in school that would have been useful and relatively trivial to teach:
      * IEEE/ISO standards on system requirements specifications
      * How to write functional specifications
      * Quality Control Systems overview
      * IEEE standards on SRSs
      * IEEE standards on SDDs
      * IEEE standards on Software Quality Plans

      There are many more and feel free to add to the list. This is why it takes a year for a college grad to become independently useful in industry. If college grads didn't have to learn these things from a trial by fire, I think they could settle in a lot faster. But as someone mentioned before, universities are usually not equipped or prepared to teach practical skill sets.

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    124. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by BlitzTech · · Score: 1

      Are you hiring? From what I've read on /., stories/news articles/studies about the 'entitled generation', and limited personal experience, people who respect other's ability to learn more than what they know is rare. As a recent graduate from a good school, it wasn't terribly difficult to find a job, but none of my interviewers even attempted to investigate how trainable I was as opposed to how much I already knew. I ended up taking a job that had nothing to do with what I learned in school (chemistry), and had to play catch-up for a few months to gain an understanding of a completely different field (materials science). Lucky them I cared enough to learn it instead of being totally useless. I know a few classmates of mine who were somewhat less willing to retrain...

      I have a good quote for you, my dad told it to me when I mentioned I was looking to switch careers (to software development):
      You can train a smart person to do anything, but you can't train everyone to be smart

      I'm just hoping that applies to me.

    125. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wouldn't do that in an actual interview.

      I'd have two counters, one being incremented from zero in a for loop (to max out at length($stringarray)), the other being initialized to the length of the string array and decremented each time through the loop. I'd then swap $stringarray[$forward_counter] and $stringarray[$backward_counter] each step of the loop. Obviously swap would need to be its own function, with the usual $temp = $a; $a = $b; $b = $temp; code.

      There's probably a more optimized solution than this (possibly involving pivoting) that I would research if the solution required very fast code.

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    126. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Nor does it mean that resources are actually scarce.

      Great. I'll be expecting my $100 million gold shipment tomorrow.

      I'm absolutely sure you will do this since this will cost you nothing (relatively speaking) to provide this to me. After all, your resources are infinite, so denying my 0 (zero) % of your wealth, a socialist like couldn't possibly find something like that moral.

      So it is with great anticipation that I await this gold shipment from you.

    127. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      See my reply to myself above; I didn't realize he wanted pseudocode.

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    128. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      yah, 'cept the students have degrees like EE, ME, CS and MBA etc and still need lotsa help forming complete and accurate sentences. Once in awhile, one almost says what they think they are saying. Usually, they are able to go to the bathroom by themselves.

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    129. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by RexCelestis · · Score: 1

      The students are doing "cool" projects that I can only dream of doing in the real world. (Example - Programming a robot to swim across a lake and collect trash.) It makes me wonder if they will be disappointed with their first jobs, which will mostly consist of sitting at a cubicle all day and writing documents.

      This isn't particularly new. I remember architecture students doing similar things when I was in university 20 years ago. I recall one design where a hot air balloon was used to transit between two fanciful towers. Cool, technically challenging, but not likely something we'll see in the real world.

    130. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

      mod parent up. all true.

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    131. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't the case when I was in school. I seem to remember drawing logic diagrams in my dorm room on a Saturday night while watching wasted male business majors chasing vacant female art-history majors across the campus from my window. Today, I work long hours pounding out code as a consultant engineer and come home to wonder where my retirement savings have gone while noticing the aforementioned business majors are contemplating whether or not to take their AIG bonuses and buy a vacation homes in Montauk or the South of France..this year. This self-esteem bs is just the latest in decades of supporting and encouraging rabid consumption of all sorts and the social ills that follow along with it.

    132. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by pastrylikewolf · · Score: 1

      I think it's not really uncommon that people don't realize how much work goes into things that they think that they "want to do," and also I think people have a hard time accepting the reality of their own abilities (at any given moment). One thing I remember feeling as an undergrad was the feeling that if I couldn't learn to produce something as amazing or brilliant as the people around me whom I admired, then there was no point in producing something at all. Also, it always seemed like people were doing something that I just couldn't fathom, i.e. they used their magical powers to do things that I could not.

      Eventually I started to think instead that what set the people I admired apart from other people is just that they took the time to do stuff that either I don't find as enjoyable as they do or that just isn't that enjoyable, period. And that part of why I don't enjoy it is that if I fess up, I'm not actually all that good at it yet. When I did well in classes, it was not because what I made showed showed my glowing, brilliant genius, but because I put time into projects, and spent a lot of time doing slightly dull things to try and make something I could be happy with. Even after that, though, I had to admit that the result of my hard work was just not quite as incredible as others'. (As a side note, there were also people who probably worked as hard as me and had worse results than myself.)

      I think it is a problem of perspective for some; that is, I don't blame people for not wanting to do work when they don't view it as contributing to something that they want to achieve. The devil is in the details, as it were, but why would you choose to spend time on details when you don't realize that those details matter? And why would you stick with a job when it's neither enjoyable in and of itself nor something that seems to contribute to anything you want to do (ignoring that you might want to stay alive, eat food, etc.)?

      Some people may crash to Earth, and that is a good thing, because overall it's a pretty cool place sometimes.

      For perspective and clarity, I am a recent narcissistic college grad in the workplace.

    133. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Xylene2301 · · Score: 1

      Watch the movie "Office Space" and emulate that model.

    134. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      Not only in terms of knowledge, but in terms of company practices, market practices (many) and so on. Think of it as continued education. You went to junior, high school, college and now you are getting educated on the corporate environment.

      All you really need to know about the corporate environment is this:

      Cover Your Ass, and be prepared to endure the most mind numbing, idiotic bullshit spewing from others who are only doing the same. Remember, the object isn't to make any kind of actual progress, just make it look like you are. And don't question anything. ANYTHING. Doing so marks you as "unwilling to accept change". And Change for Change's sake is Law. If you're not in line with Change, you're failing. Just keep your mouth shut and go along with whatever you're told. You don't want to be out of a job "In this economy"...

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    135. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by morcego · · Score: 1

      Wow. Someone has been reading too many Dilbert strips.

      You are completely wrong. Please don't give advice based on comic strips.

      Yes, there is the right and wrong way to do anything. Including proposing changes, questioning and everything. It might take years for people to learn it, so at the beginning it is better to keep a low profile. But overall, you have no idea what you are talking about.
       

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    136. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by bataras · · Score: 1

      yeah. that's the main argument against giving candidates tests... that some people don't do well in a stressed situation like an interview. All I can say to that is you have to -try- to evaluate them.

      Remember it's stressful for the interviewer as well as the candidate. The situation is unatural for both parties. In the end, the interviewer is trying to get a read on reality. That read is affected by the skills of both the interviewer and the candidate. It's also affected by whatever handicap each side incurs by virtue of the interview situation itself. So I guess there are 4 factors at play: skill of candidate, skill of interviewer, situational handicap of candidate, situational handicap of interviewer.

      A simple programming exercise shouldn't cause someone to crumble. In an interview without a programming test, where you're only conducting probative discussions, a misread of the candidate could result from any of the 4 factors above. In an interview with a programming test, you get a reading where 2 of the four factors are not present. If a candidate can't complete the test (a properly designed/conducted test), then you're faced with 2 conclusions; either this guy can't code his way out of a paper bag or the interview setting itself occasioned a near total collapse of his faculties. In the first instance, the interview has worked as a filter with a bias toward exclusion. In the second, it's very difficult to pursue any further. There may be some way to overlook the result and make a case that he will nevertheless do well in some capacity at the company. Perhaps there's some undeniable track record of technological successes that he can offer. All I know is I have 3 more candidates coming in, and probably 10 more in the hopper for the rest of the week.

    137. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by geoskd · · Score: 1

      what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it?

      The whole point of the exercise was to have as much fun as possible before entering the "real world". I enjoyed college to the utmost and managed to make it last almost 7 years before accidentally graduating. The point of college was not to get an education; I could do that by simply buying $500 in text books and becoming proficient with google. The point was to gain credentials and have as much fun doing it as possible. That is the secret that no one shared with you in advance.

      -=Geoskd

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    138. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I understand your solution but I wouldn't want someone to write something like that in production code because it would be hard to maintain.

      If your boss can't maintain it then who can?

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    139. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

      I read an interesting book recently (Refuse to Choose) which points out those with varied or passionate interests might be better served with a "good enough" job, and use their other time to pursue the things they are passionate about. It also points out other jobs that allow you more flexibility so you can do the things you want to outside of work time.

      There's always seems to be the expectation that anyone who's moderately bright must find a totally fulfilling cool job that constantly pushes them. That's not a reasonable expectation, nor the likely reality.

    140. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by rivaldufus · · Score: 1

      I'm very much in agreement with that. It's unfortunate that so many jobs are all consuming and prohibit (to a large degree) other interests/hobbies.

      Oh well... maybe after the recession is over....

    141. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig annoys the crap out of me. CNN is not "left leaning" and being popular doesn't make FOX News a good news station.

    142. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      I really hope you're not serious with that. When I was taking my senior level Software Engineering class, we were divided into teams and given projects that we really didn't have any input on. This made that class pretty miserable and apathetic. While I worked hard on the project, I really didn't care about it, and wasn't enthusiastic about it. You may say that's what the real world is all about, but I say I have the rest of my life to work on boring shit I don't care about. At least let me work on something cool while I'm in college.

    143. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Your signature has absolutely no truth to it whatsoever. Its highly opinionated and stands to spread right-winged propaganda. When will you get it, change starts with the individual.

      I don't think the word "opinionated" means what you think it means. I actually checked the ratings...and low and behold, FOX News channel was the third highest rated cable channel in February of 2009. I couldn't find where CNN and MSNBC fell, but according to what I did find it was much lower.
      So, the OP signature was fact, not opinion. You may think it is inappropriate to spread that fact, but it is not opinion.

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    144. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by psydeshow · · Score: 1

      I pay you $70,000 a year. You benefits and taxes cost me about 40% of your salary; we'll round it up to an even $100k to make the math easy. You will be "working" for about 1800-1900 hours a year...

      Among the many things they don't teach in college is an appreciation for the fact that you cost your company far more than they actually pay you. Where I work, we double an employee's annual salary to get some idea how much benefits, rent, electricity, and management cost. In some organizations (with large management structures or a lot of travel expenses) they triple it.

      Bottom line, if you earn $80,000 per year, be prepared to bring in (or at least carry out) $160,000 worth of business. Until you can do that, reliably, be prepared to do whatever menial tasks your employer hired you to do.

    145. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, believe me, I know what's going on. What's going on is discrimination and it's illegal, but difficult to prove. First of all I'd like to pit older workers as far as sick time and health insurance use compared to a young family man or woman. I would wager the idea that older workers, on average, are sicker or use more insurance is bogus. That may have been the case when insurance only covered major medical, but that makes no sense now that insurance covers everything, including doctor's visits. The young have the children, become injured and often have to take off time for not only themselves, but their children. I have yet to see larger companies as self-insured. Every company I've worked for uses an insurance company. And keep in mind that employees are paying increasing costs.

      Older workers are not going to job-jump after 6 months. There's enough of us having to take jobs at Wal-Mart or other lower paying jobs just to GET work. But younger workers will because they have the mistaken belief they'll always be employable.

      Contractors are also not included in the "headcount" like employees are. So a manager can make brownie points for hiring a series of contractors instead of increasing their headcount even if there is a need for a full-time employee.

      And they may be paying a hefty premium to the agency. But trust me, the worker is getting, on average, the same amount they'd get paid if they were on the job. There are no benefits save a few days holiday pay (usually less than average full-time employee) after working several hundred hours and a week's pay in lieu of vacation day after about 9 months of solid work. If I was making such a windfall, I'd be able to afford my own insurance. And I actually wouldn't MIND working contract if I could have similar benefits.

      I suspect that discrimination is more than just actual costs. I would love to see a study in Canada to see if older workers are more employable because the company isn't paying their health insurance. I'll bet they have the same problems because they are due more to stereotypes. It just pisses me off when employers then whine how their young prodigies have unrealistic expectations, can't dress properly and how they have to run over and wipe their nose every five minutes. You (the employer) get what you paid for. You've got inexperienced kids who think they're going to reinvent business just so you can offer them less. When you want someone who can get the job done, give me a call.

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    146. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by saiha · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why that matters though, is it simply because it produces a bigger number?

      Conversely I could say that you take home far less than you are payed do to taxes. So you may say "I'm paying you $100,000", I would say "I'm making $50000".

    147. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately (or fortunately,) many people do not work in the field they majored in. That's reality. Even if you do get to work in the field you studied for, it might not be as great as you thought it was going to be in college.

      And I'll add that the one thing you can count on is change. What you majored in may be no longer needed or in a downturn 10 years from now. Adapt or die is a good motto for business. And industries cycle--there are no guaranteed fields, except maybe funeral homes and (sometimes) government.

      When you find yourself under- or unemployed, it's AMAZING how interesting the dullest job in your career field becomes!

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    148. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Finally something intelligent on the topic. Generational categorization is the worst idea ever, hire people that you think will do the job well, fire ones that do not do the job well, this really isn't that hard.

      Fascinating. When describing young people, we say "generational categorization", but when describing older people, we say "age discrimination".

      In any case, I agree with the parent and grandparent posts.

    149. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it just be easier to go on a reality show and make an ass of myself?

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    150. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      What does the word *whoosh* mean?

      It's the future tense of "oh shhhhiiit."

    151. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      (BIGGER SECRET: If you're industrious and smart, and you have the ability to adapt to your environment, you don't HAVE to have a degree)

      ;-)

    152. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was very arrogant coming out of college and into my first job. I expected the world, which, of course, wasn't delivered. Sometimes you need beat down a little to get a more accurate perception on life.

      When you're extra-ordinary, you've got to do extra-ordinary things.

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    153. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by mariox19 · · Score: 1

      Are we sure mentioning capitalism isn't a troll? The original article talks about the rah-rah self-esteem nonsense kids are being fed from Day 1. What does this have to do with capitalism?

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    154. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Informative

      Putting it in perspective for those who haven't seen the financial side of the business is pretty important. Otherwise, they think they only cost $35/hr (70k/2000hrs). Most people grossly underestimate the overhead required to run a business, until they go out on their own. It's a hard day when you realize that on January 1, you've got to bring in $200,000-$300,000 in business before your office of 4 makes a single penny in profit; or that on the same day, you could fire everyone in the office and you'd still be on the hook for $100,000.

      It matters because when you see your billing rate and think either (a) you should get paid more or (b) the company should let you explore more independent research, you need to know that a lot of things happen for that hour of billing to turn into an hour on your paycheck.

      I usually get modded down for such revelations. I must admit it depresses me, too, that it takes 8 hours of my salary to pay for 1-3 hours of another, similar professionals time. It just seems so damned inefficient sometimes.

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    155. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by mariox19 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps colleges leave us over-educated, and do so on purpose. Let me explain by analogy.

      When I go to a restaurant, they pile my plate high with oversized portions. They do this because of the economics of restaurants: they want to charge a certain amount per plate, and the easiest thing to do to keep customers from feeling overcharged is to pile on the food. Now, regarding college, isn't it maybe true that students only need to learn so much to qualify them to start a career, and that they'll learn most of what they know from the years of working in their career. Of course, that wouldn't require 4 years of college, would it?

      Maybe the schools are piling on with the subject matter just so they can justify what they're charging? Maybe they've sold us on the idea that what we're learning will be immediately useful?

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    156. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have three different ideas going on here. 1. Whether a price is "deserved", 2. Establishing a "deal" and 3. Getting something for nothing.

      They are not the same and 1 & 3 are definitely not a necessary part of capitalism. #2, is a part of any market based system and I doubt it's exclusive to capitalism.

    157. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well stated, but for those HR drones out there that post "requisitions" and other various euphemisms that try to sound important, many of the positions listed require a degree..."a" degree...as in, "we don't care what your degree is in or if you even had a C average, as long as we can check that block during our HR audit".

    158. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 1

      Obviously, you skipped out on econ 101, shame on you!

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    159. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by saiha · · Score: 1

      Ah I see your point. It would be nice if universities had entrepreneurial business classes as part of CS/Eng programs.

    160. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Consulting is only one type of business. You are ignoring the fact that if you produce something (other than billable hours or eqiuvalent) and sell it there is (can be) a multiplier effect on any engineers productivity. 150 per hour is not some sort of hard and fast limit on the value of a senior engineer to a company regardless that that is what they are willing to pay a consultancy. The 150 is not a measure of productivity it's a tradeoff vs hassle of hiring a salaried employee. You can get an external approved in 20 minutes, and he'll be here on monday. A hiring process can take weeks just to get a go ahead to begin advertising a position.

    161. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 1

      You _ARE_ wrong, integers have signs. Your solution only solves the problem for unsigned int, as soon as there is a negative sign in front of the number, your code will break. Neither does it check if the string given is really an integer or not.

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    162. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      I'd have to disagree, I've been with BAE Systems for a 18 months now (not the standard graduate scheme I'll admit) in that time they've sent me to MIRA race track to support a UGV trial and then to Australia to support a UGV and UAV demonstration.

      I'll admit out of my graddie group of 14 none of the others have done anything close to that, but that project mostly involved BAE graduates from accross the UK. My expectations were to be stuck on testing for months, not to be sent to Australia for 6 weeks to provide full customer support. When I compare my job of the last 18 months to Uni, the jobs been alot more fun and I've also learnt alot more.

    163. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Tenant129 · · Score: 1

      When have college students ever had a realistic view of what their career would entail while they were in school? Also keep in mind that this specific article may refer to an issue that is generational. Many of us in senior positions in the tech field learned the stuff we use in our career when no schools taught it. We learned it because we were interested in it. They're learning it out of necessity to keep up in the world. It may be considered biased by some, but those that I hire are the people who do this for a living, not just as a job. A college degree gets a simple check mark in my head, not a prize.

    164. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      The thing is, insurance companies don't stereotype. Actuaries very carefully calculate the average costs of insuring someone, and older people cost a lot more. It's a few extremely expensive people sucking up all the funds, of course. For instance, an older person is more likely develop a treatable form of cancer, which required radiation/surgery and chemo as well as numerous MRIs. Or heart disease, or hundreds of other causes. It isn't discrimination on the part of insurance companies, it does cost more.

      The companies I'm thinking of are called Halliburton and a smaller oil firm. Both were self insured, but used Blue Cross/Blue shield to administer the plan. Essentially, the company bears the financial risk, but BC/BS is the "front end" and pays claims based on the same rules that apply to all BC/BS members. In the long run, it would cost the company a bit less than paying for the insurance premiums directly, but a single employee in a hundred developing a "million dollar illness" obviously can break the bank. Truth is, this is vastly more likely to happen to someone older.

      Anyways, it seems to me that you should be able to take advantage of the situation. If you contract for several companies, and raise your rates whenever you get overbooked, you should be able to make a lot more money in the long run. The extra money you are paid over what a salaried employee makes (after paying the self employment tax and for your own benefits) should be saved in a sound investment plan, of course.

      In a way, what you want is a company to use it's own funds to bear the financial risks of market fluctuations, keeping you employed as a salaried employee no matter what the market does. If you use your own funds to do this, you're basically doing the same thing...except that a company can screw you over and fire you in a market downturn, while your "rainy day fund" won't go anywhere. Assuming you followed a sensible investment strategy, of course, and spread your money between stocks, bonds, gold, and foreign markets.

      There's also a lot more ways you can market yourself when you're a contractor working for several firms. One simple way is to only take jobs that you have the specialized skills to knock out easily, with impressive appearing, rapid results. Unlike a salaried employee, if they tell you they want something you aren't good at, you can just refer them to another contractor and say "I don't do windows" or whatever.

    165. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm confused. Do you only bill your clients for the "actual hours of production"?

      I would assume not. If a coder spends an eight hour day tasked to Client Project X, I'm guessing you bill the entire eight hours, even if he took bathroom breaks, even if he's taking longer to accomplish than he would with a couple of years under his belt.

      Also, given that your n00b employees are inherently less valuable, isn't that all the more reason to throw them at interesting, experimental things that may not pan out?

      IOW, it sounds to me like you're inflating your figures so you can come up with a big number to throw at any employee with the temerity to come to you, Oliver Twist-like, and say, "Please sir, may I have something more interesting?"

      Honestly, I mean no disrespect here. But it sounds to me like your operating premise is that work is supposed to be drudgery, and that fun, interesting work is a product of "stupid money". Now, that's certainly a valid way to run a business, but it's definitely one that will turn off quite a few potential employees, some of whom would be great hires.

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    166. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo!

    167. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that the people who decry the loss of "competition" in public education are the ones who want the losers in the "adult competition" of life to end up dying penniless in the gutters, so that the resources that once kept them alive can be put to a more productive use. Given that, is it any wonder that some of us want to make public education a less competitive place?

      I'm rather proud of my sense of entitlement, and willing to fight for every person's right to mooch. Suck on that, Ayn Rand!

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    168. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Unless you convinced them that the tank needed to be moving and firing off at least a few rounds for you to properly test the modification, I sense a missed opportunity.

      Yeah well, I don't think either the President, the Congress, or the Defense Department wants me driving a tank onto Arlington streets and lobbing shells at war monuments or historic buildings. ;-)

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    169. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by morcego · · Score: 1

      Oh, another important fact to consider.

      Whatever you learn on college, by the fact they are teaching it on college alone, is considered by companies as baseline knowledge.

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    170. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first job was a tech writer. His comment was insensitive but that doesnt make it anyless true. God I hated those days of cubicle hell.

    171. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by smellotron · · Score: 1

      I'd have two counters, one being incremented from zero in a for loop (to max out at length($stringarray)), the other being initialized to the length of the string array and decremented each time through the loop. I'd then swap $stringarray[$forward_counter] and $stringarray[$backward_counter] each step of the loop

      That's a common mistake. You want to stop as soon as your counters cross each other, otherwise you end up doing a double-reversal of the string.

      The real doozies aren't the mistakes people make—many off-the-cuff solutions have trivial errors. But it's a good litmus test if someone either nails it right off the bat (pass), or if they waffle around without really getting anywhere (fail).

    172. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by smellotron · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point of the exercise. Get the simplest solution first. Adding support for negative numbers is easy to add once the basic algorithm is present. Validating for digits may or may not be relevant to any given parsing routine. In either case, that should be a followup discussion, unless you're actually hiring someone to reimplement the libc.

    173. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yah, i had a similar experience in the defense industry. we got an engineer assigned to our team who was at least 10 years in the industry (probably 20) as a software developer. i tried to get him to take over some of the testing that we needed to do. he was totally lost. i tried to leave him alone and not bother him too much but after a few weeks it was obvious that he was getting nowhere. i resorted to hand-holding and tried to help him along but it was hopeless. i left the company before he got much of anything done; not sure what happened in the end.

      it is amazing the way these people hide in organizations and how they avoid being detected as completely incompetent. i suspect they just get shuffled from team to team.

      what a horrible existence.

    174. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by dcollins · · Score: 1

      I understand your solution but I wouldn't want someone to write something like that in production code because it would be hard to maintain.

      Again, this is the industry-standard solution in every standard library package. Go check one out.

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    175. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the effort to "sell school" I think some engineering programs are giving students the wrong impression of what the engineering career is really like.

      Agree 100%

      I'm a PhD student in engineering now. I finished my BS in 1998. And I worked and earned a MS in between. I too can't help but be a little jealous of the technology and cool projects that today's BS students have.

      And yes, a lot of the students will be (are) disappointed when they realize that their first jobs will not be as high-tech as their robotics class.

      But having worked with a number of senior engineers, it is clear that engineering as a career has also changed over the years. A lot of the changes--risk management, strict engineering processes, standard practices, et cetera tend to make engineering more generic and boring, and less like the science free-for-all that it was during the cold war and space race.

      Example: Why build and test a prototype when you can save a little money and buy down just as much risk with a simulation? The urgency of succeeding has been supplanted by best practices for meeting budget and schedule. It's mostly about the money now, and less of a technology race.

      In big aerospace, a great deal of engineering is communication, administration, and non-technical work. Since there are only so many hours in a week, the engineer's job has become less technical-- more dilute. And opportunities to work on a variety of technical tasks has decreased.

      There was a congressional report on the state of the aerospace industry that presented this nicely, comparing the number of aircraft that an engineer would wor on over the course of a career. It was double digits several decades ago. I think it is ~3 now.

    176. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Linuss · · Score: 0

      This is not a fail of the students, but a fail of the schools.

      This is a fail of our society. Schools shouldn't have to teach their students common knowledge. I'm not even in college yet and many of the things I'm reading about in this thread come as completely obvious and natural to me (i do have quite a bit of experience in corporate environments for my age, however), and i find it ridiculous that people need to be TAUGHT this. If you sit in front of tv all day and believe the shit that is stuffed down your throat, you deserve to be let the fuck down when you graduate.

    177. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 1

      No, you sir are missing the point. It's much more than the issue of implementation, it is all about diligence. You can be as brilliant as you want, but if your code is full of bugs, you will get fired. What you see here is a classic case of trying to do something smart and cool but end up screwing up. That is why kids need to go through QC and QA before actually become developers. They need to learn how to catch their own mistakes. If this were happen to slip into production code, your company might be liable for a lot of money.

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    178. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And the vast majority of those companies will go bankrupt withing a year. Perhaps they should do useful things instead of cool ones?

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    179. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      I am a patent lawyer, you insensitive clods!

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    180. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Ah, fair enough. I think I've done this in the past but I learned something today. I'd probably catch this given the opportunity to compile though.

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    181. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Walter+Carver · · Score: 1

      You had me up until this point:

      If you are a gung-ho employee with a nose-to-the-grindstone ethic, of those 1800 you will already be spending about 20% unproductively - getting coffee/soda, going to the bathroom, chatting with co-workers about non-work stuff, surfing slashdot and doing adminstrative tasks like filling out your timecard or getting new pencil lead. We'll throw in a couple of days of training and round your productive hours to 1400.

      First, they are humans, not robots. Second they should get paid by the amount of work they do not the sum of hours they work.

    182. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > these kids doing incredibly cool things will graduate and put together small companies
      > to get paid for doing cool things.

      1998 called...

    183. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by avandesande · · Score: 1

      That's nice, but I don't remember anything I did in college courses- and when your business is mostly CRUD apps little things like that matter even less. I write things so that they could conceivably be maintained by even our most junior coder.

      The functionality of software is important but it is also a form of communication, much like mathematics.

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    184. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a particular claim made by the signature that you seem to have missed.

    185. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      "..but the reason that there's a financial black hole is that the Trillion $ was previously lent to buy houses for people who can't repay."

      Bulls**t, you moron, are you one of those compulsive Foxtard viewers?? Geez, get with the data, clown turd.

      There were only a few billion dollars at most with regard to mortgage defaults (and the residential mortgage market isn't even a blip on the derivatives cascading meltdown screen), nimrod.

      So can the Fox News receptable figure out why several billions will cause trillions in cascading meltdowns??? Simple arithmetic, dood, it's called SHAM MATH.....

      There's an excellent article on the recent Wired issue covering this - "derivatives for dummies" or something like that -- note the salient phrase:

      "..an unlimited number of credit default swaps can be written against one borrower."....

      Starting to sink in, lowbrow????

      And yes, Standard & Poor, in collusion with Bush's Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, did enact a recondite Bank Act of 1863 to preempt individual state anti-predatory lending laws and consumer protech laws, but the Law of Fraudulent Conveyance still holds true.

      And yes, Markit did do fraudulent "mark-to-market" valuations on all those junk derivatives.....

    186. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by smellotron · · Score: 1

      What you see here is a classic case of trying to do something smart and cool but end up screwing up.

      Actually, that particular atoi solution is pretty common as a baseline, and I would consider it neither smart nor cool; merely a good start. In an interview setting, I fully expect to follow up with the "interesting" details:

      • What classes of input will utterly destroy this function (NULL pointers, garbage pointers)
      • What classes of input will produce the wrong output? (negative numbers, overflow, non-digit characters)
      • What classes of output errors can you expect to see? (arbitrary numeric values, in this case... nothing particularly interesting; but some functions, such as the GNU atoi, fail in very predictable and thus detectable manners)
      • How would you test this function?
      • What are some of the differences between various interfaces for this routine (depends heavily on the language being used, but for C++ there are about 20 different potential interfaces that could be used).

      Your QA/QC argument is a bit of a strawman, as an interview environment (and the expectations therein) are very different from a regular development envornment (which contains unit tests, functional tests, an entire QA/QC team, etc).

    187. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 1

      Agreed to a certain point, now days QA/QC are more reliant on running automated scripts instead of old fashioned debugging.

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    188. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      (EVEN BIGGER SECRET: If you're dumb, slow, and lazy, a degree won't help you.)

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    189. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by __aaachg8612 · · Score: 1

      Is that you Jim-oh-rockart-guy?

    190. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by dcollins · · Score: 1

      That's nice, but I don't remember anything I did in college courses- and when your business is mostly CRUD apps little things like that matter even less. I write things so that they could conceivably be maintained by even our most junior coder. The functionality of software is important but it is also a form of communication, much like mathematics.

      I must admit that seems mind-bogglingly stupid. (1) Computer science is about algorithms. (2) Complexity should be abstracted. (3) College is for education.

      You're actually taking pride in saying that you prohibit all of those things in your workplace. It seriously sounds like you're not really writing software at all.

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    191. Re:Oh they'll crash all right by gigoguy · · Score: 1

      So pragmatism excludes innovation?

  2. Precious Snowflakes by idiotnot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ....mom and dad always told them they were incredibly special, and would do amazing things.

    It never occurred to them that there's a hell of a lot more jobs that are sheer drudgery than are a thrill a minute.

    In the almost seven years since I graduated from college, I've never been sent overseas for work. I have been sent exciting places like Indianapolis.

    But I always had a job during college, too. And because of that, the only thing I expected after graduation was a better salary (but not amazingly better).

    1. Re:Precious Snowflakes by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have been sent exciting places like Indianapolis.

      Oh, I used to lie awake at nights, dreaming of being sent to Indianapolis. Or was it nightmares.

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    2. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nursie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ur doin it wrong!

      Well, if international travel is a goal anyway. I'm a uk based software engineer and in my 9 years I've been sent on assignments to France and Sweden, knowledge transfer operations to San Francisco for a month at time, conferences in Florida and four months of secondment to Dallas, TX. I'm hoping to get out to Malaysia at some point soon.

      All depends on your priorities, and who you work for (and how much they trust you to be the face of their tech organisation).

      Still, I had three years experience before any of that happened.

    3. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ucblockhead · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, it was over fifteen years into my career before I was sent anywhere interesting. And even then, you end up spending so much time actually working that I got very little time to actually go look at the historic European city I was sent to.

      What most new college grads don't seem to understand is that everyone in the industry wants to do the fun stuff and go the fun places, and as a college grad, everyone in the industry has more experience than you do. You have to pay your dues like everyone else.

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    4. Re:Precious Snowflakes by WAG24601G · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I think you're right about the attitudes of many parents, a greater contributor to this problem is in academia. If I had a dime for every skill that the Career Services department told me was instant top-of-the-stack material... well, I wouldn't have had to spend months searching for a job below my level of education.

      Universities are still businesses, and one major source of income is bright-eyed young freshman who believe they will be able to conquer the world in four years, if only they invest $120,000 in a bachelor's degree. It doesn't benefit the universities (in the short run) to dispell that illusion.

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      Everything is easy when you don't understand the problem.
    5. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Swizec · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What about those of us who were never told by our parents we were good at anything, rather below average than precious snowflakes. Where do we get our sense of exelence and whatever else makes us think we should be paid huge amounts of moneys?

      Oh that's right, it's that wherever you look in this day and age 90% of the populace are clueless idiots who rarely, if ever, look at anythign outside shcool curriculum. Hell, I've seen worse job applications from college graduates than I used to send out when I was in my senior high school year. Actual knowledge is also on about the same level.

    6. Re:Precious Snowflakes by idiotnot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a uk based software engineer

      There's the difference right there. As a European, travelling internationally is not all that different than domestic travel in the US.

      The nearest foreign territory to me (Bermuda), is an hour plane ride, or several hours on a boat.

    7. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nethead · · Score: 1

      I was in my 40s before I was sent anywhere 'exotic', like Soldotna Alaska, in the winter. Be careful of what you wish for.

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      -- I have a private email server in my basement.
    8. Re:Precious Snowflakes by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      I'll make it even better. To get to Indianapolis, I had to fly through.....CLEVELAND!

    9. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Business travel is awful. You fly somewhere really exciting and interesting - work your ass off, have zero social life, feel incredibly lonely as you wonder around your hotel, then you fly home. The important thing is to make up lots of stories of how great it was, all the crazy people you met, what a great bunch of lads your customers/colleagues are etc..

    10. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have missed the fact that four out of the six locations he mentioned are not on his continent.

    11. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is so many kinds of true.

      I'm a college CS junior. I am in the top 5% in my class in ability (grades are another matter, busywork annoys me). Whenever there's a group project, people are beelining to work with me, because I have demonstrated programming skills, project management ability, and the ability to break down problems to be easily understood by others.

      I don't mean to brag when I say this, but rather explore a perspective. I heard this a lot: "man, I wish I could work like you do."

      And I ask--why the fuck can't they?

      I'm nothing special, I've just been using computers and programming for a long time. I learned BASIC when I was 7. Not to just print "HELLO WORLD" on the screen, but to do stuff. I figured out Hello World and how to generate random numbers - let's make a slot machine program! That works? What about graphics, turning it from ASCII to some 16-color awesomeness? That works? What about adding sound? And I was doing it on my own. I didn't have any teachers. My dad's a network engineer, but he doesn't know how to program--I was writing small processing apps for him in Java and Visual Basic when I was 11. Identify the problem, find a solution, implement the solution. And since I have that body of experience, today in college I can get away with paying only half a mind to my studies. I've been doing it so long that it's innate. I don't have to think about it, I just do it, and the process of adding more tools to my toolbox via academic study just happens naturally. (These days I spend my spare time learning new things that aren't necessarily programming-related. I picked up a MIDI keyboard and a bass guitar four months ago and started making electronic music. I can afford to branch out because I know my core stuff so thoroughly.)

      But what about the other students I mentioned? Most aren't programming in their spare time. Most came to school having had one or two high school programming classes and thought that was enough. They weren't learning outside of class. They still don't. Do the bare minimum of the homework, forget how all of it worked as soon as you finish the exam on the material. (A guy today asked me how to do string matching in Java. He's a senior graduating this semester. He's had four classes where Java was the assigned language.)

      And it shows. No drive, no attention to detail. Some of them get internships as a company's PHP monkey or whatever, and they brag about it.

      Me? I do their jobs in 2-3 weeks as a consultant and leave the client with something they don't need a webmaster for. I've done Google Summer of Code twice, with two very different groups, and am looking at doing it again--not really for the money, but just to broaden my horizons, to get into new fields of development and to learn more about my craft. I'm starting my own software-service company in May, with an estimated customer base of 60-80 clients already (thanks to networking, getting out and meeting people, not being a goddamn mushroom in a basement) and an estimated first-month after-tax profit of $8,800--which doesn't sound like a lot until you realize it's being run out of my apartment, on a sliding margin, without a dime of my own money invested in the enterprise, while living in a state where the median income is $25,000 per capita.

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    12. Re:Precious Snowflakes by BrainInAJar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I get sent internationally once a year or so.

      The trick is to work for a company that's gigantic, and has a workforce all over the place. Then get yourself inserted in to the most international team you can find there. Some team that works on a disproportionately foreign open-source project for instance ( like KDE, or for that matter just Linux ). Then you need to do a bit of extra work to warrant your being sent places ( write papers for conferences, etc )

      Technical marketing is another mostly-technical field that involves a lot of international travel ( though you'll find you spend an inordinate amount of time in SFBay ) since you need to keep your ear on the buzz of the industry and make sure your company has a showing at various trade shows.

      If international travel is high on your list of job satisfaction goals, you can achieve it. You may need to do extra work or take a bit of a salary cut to get it, but you can do it.

    13. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad.

      Hmm, and this group constitutes Barack Obama's most ardent supporters.

      We're doomed.

    14. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Once you get passed the paradigm of traveling internationally, I don't think distance is a major factor thereafter.

    15. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh that's right, it's that wherever you look in this day and age 90% of the populace are clueless idiots who rarely, if ever, look at anythign outside shcool curriculum.

      Your statement reeks of being self centered and using yourself as the soul marker with which to judge others.

      Mind you this post is solely based on the minor collection of my experiences and some folks I've spoken to from other programs in the Pittsburgh area. (Oh the "irony"!)

      I'm going to point the finger at college recruitment/propaganda along with a fine mix naivety and laziness for what Swizec has eluded to. I took me 4 years of undergrad, and 2 years of lifting CRT monitors to figure out I wasted those 4 years getting my BS for anything other than a pretty meager status symbol. Only when I got into my second semester of a three semester run at a Masters degree did I ever hear a teacher start to mention anything beyond class learning might be needed for success.

      Perhaps it's time for the professional and experienced world to tackle the bullshit of undergraduate technology learning. If you're all so very angry about these "idiots" coming and applying for jobs so they can eat.

      I of course intend to try and get out of this moronic rat race, get a PhD, write a paper that no one will ever read and teach at a branch campus that no one cares about. Maybe we should all just give up and do that?

      PS: Even with a masters and a fair bit of extra curricular learning, I'm still lifting monitors. But I do get to travel a little bit to do so. =P

    16. Re:Precious Snowflakes by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well said. I'm a contractor, so that means I move from place-to-place. Utah, Oklahoma, Michigan, South Carolina, New York, Virginia, Maryland, Jersey. My job as a contractor means I live inside hotel rooms, which doesn't bother me at all, but it also means I can't "settle down" because I'm always moving.

      If you want to get married and raise a family, you need to stay in one spot with a permanent job.

      If you want to travel to "exotic" places like I have, don't do it through work. Do it through vacation using your own money, and take the wife & kids with you.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    17. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FiloEleven · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree with you almost completely except for who to blame. It wasn't Mom and Dad who told everyone they were special, it was that evil, evil man Mr. Rogers.

    18. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was sent overseas, to exciting Holland, Michican. I'm from Holland, Europe. Being sent overseas doesn't mean it'll be exciting.

      Luckily i also got to work in orange county for a few months.

    19. Re:Precious Snowflakes by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 5, Informative

      Too true. I don't think the whipper-snappers realize that business travel is for business, not pleasure. The times I have flown overseas, the work is so non-stop because of the expense of doing going overseas, that all I want to do is get the hell out of there and go home so I can get some sleep.

    20. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I couldn't in good conscience vote for either of 'em. Obama too clueless, McCain too pandering to the religious crazies.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    21. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do we get our sense of exelence

      From winning a spelling bee?

      Just kidding. In the agape sense I love you and I hope you know that some of the best things in life have nothing to do with your career. When you realize that what most people think is love is just mutual need/addiction and that this false kind of love enslaves instead of making you free, it'll really change your life. You will then have no concern about concepts like a sense of excellence or whether other people are clueless. It will be replaced by a great benevolence and compassion towards all other people and all other beings. You will then know true excellence and find it everywhere and anywhere, along with real joy and well-being and no more need to ever get upset or angry at anyone or anything or to carry any sort of resentment. That is the beginning of real freedom.

    22. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Informative

      What about those of us who were never told by our parents we were good at anything, rather below average than precious snowflakes. Where do we get our sense of exelence and whatever else makes us think we should be paid huge amounts of moneys?

      If you want an edge, pay attention to spelling and grammar. It works amazingly well as a differentiator.

      I'm serious. Practice it everywhere; email, Warcraft guild chat, even Slashdot comments. It's surprising how many senior execs equate the quality of one's written language output with intelligence or the ability to do. If you apply a bit of polish in everything you do, then you end up looking polished yourself. When everyone you know can write 1337 code just like you, the only thing that will advance your software career better than fluency in Hindi is fluency in English. Rise to the top -- use a spell checker at the very least.

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      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    23. Re:Precious Snowflakes by pmarini · · Score: 1

      especially who you work for...
      companies are already outsourcing local jobs... why should they send someone abroad when a remote contractor can do the same job for less ?
      in other words, the contracting economy will make the graduates' expectations fall back to "normal" levels for a while, I guess...
      and on the "further studies" = "better entry pay", I think it's just offer versus demand once again: if the median level of studies of your colleagues with the same age is the the same as yours, then stop whining... things change and the fact that you have been able to learn degree-level knowledge probably also depends on your parents who have contributed with their "teaching" in life... (I wonder if in a couple of generations everyone will have a PhD ?)

      --
      Can I put a spell on those who can't spell?
      Your wheels are loose and they're losing their grip, good you're there.
    24. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Well, a man has to get his priorities in order. At about age 13, I decided that I wanted to travel, and to see the world. I chose my first employer carefully, and he sent me to exotic places immediately. Great Lakes, Illinois, San Diego, Adak, Alaska, Scotland, England, France..... the list goes on and on. GO NAVY!

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    25. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Gription · · Score: 1

      Youth is a disease...
      Get over it.


      (The trick is to stay young once you are over it...)

    26. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wanted to let you know how proud I am of you and your accomplishments. Your mother and I both feel so blessed that we've had the opportunity to watch you grow into such a bright, confident, exceptional young man.

      Go get 'em, tiger!

      xoxoxoxox

    27. Re:Precious Snowflakes by bingbong · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      While you're spending all your time in front of the keyboard becoming a non-provable top 5% (busy work is boring to you - but grades are important to employers), prob the rest of the class are out drinking, having fun and getting laid.

      And by laid, I mean with actual 3d live humans who don't ask for a credit card number before they talk to you.

      --
      "Omnis tuus capsa sunt inesse nos"
    28. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Swizec · · Score: 5, Funny

      Spellcheckers are for pussies, I just read everything twice ...



      ... sometimes.

    29. Re:Precious Snowflakes by juuri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This isn't just your generation. sadly. This is every generation. There simply are only a small fraction of people who get the core of everything done that requires thought or initiative. The catch is these people are often the same ones who lose interest when a task or project is no longer challenging... which is where the others come in to finish it off.

      Crappy system, but it's worked so far for humanity. The problem is, if you have too many highly functional people located together they disagree too frequently to get anything substantial done.

      You will probably find during your professional life that you do 2-5x the amount of "work" as your comrades for the same pay. Eventually you'll get over the injustice of it all and learn to use it your advantage. Good luck.

       

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    30. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad.

      Don't feel bad, you're just witnessing Sturgeon's Law among the populace.

      Nice post, by the way. It's pretty clear your communications skills are up there with the best. You'll succeed.

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      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    31. Re:Precious Snowflakes by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Yep, second that.

      Airline pricing is impossible for laymen to understand but somehow most people should know by now that travel distance has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the ticket.

      Transcontinental 14h, 3-stop flights EU to Asia cost HALF than a 2-stop flight with the EU. From the same airport with the same airline via the same first stopover at the airline's transfer hub. You literally get the same connecting flight and still pay double for a tenth of the flight distance. Economy class, mind you, and the transcontinental flight has two meals, video on demand with 40 movies to choose from and an all-you-can drink including alcohol. On the EU-internal route, all you get is a coke - newspapers and candy bars is for first-class only.

      Once your company has grasped this bizzare situation you get jetted all around the globe and not just to the adjacent countries/states. After all, your ticket price doesn't really change. If you like sitting for 12 hours inside a cramped noisy aluminium tube, there's your chance :=)

    32. Re:Precious Snowflakes by metlin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      +1.

      I travel every week for work - fly out on Mondays, and fly back in on Thursdays or Fridays. Granted, sometimes I go to interesting places, but even then I rarely get any time to do anything fun or interesting.

      Most of my time is spent working, and having dinner/drinks with the client and colleagues. And when it's time, I hit the sack (in a great hotel room where I get to spend may be 8 hours, and all of it sleeping).

      I hardly ever get any time to spend with my girlfriend (despite the fact that she "lives" with me) or my friends or family.

      Travel for business sounds wonderful, until you actually have to do it. You read about it in books or watch it on TV and it all looks great -- you go to fun places, you eat at fancy restaurants and unlimited free drinks that are paid for, you get to stay at great hotels etc. But what they don't tell you is that you don't enjoy any of it. Not a moment.

    33. Re:Precious Snowflakes by joocemann · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad.

      QFMFT!

      What we are experiencing is what happens when spoiled kids grow up to be spoiled adults.

      I hope, for the OPs sake, that they are not hiring these narcissistic fools and bringing a little learning with a quick stroke of reality called 'DENIED'.

      Some advice to help remedy the situation: Tell them WHY you did not hire them.

    34. Re:Precious Snowflakes by inwo42 · · Score: 1

      We live in an age of "get it right now". We have on demand everything, microwave everything, and disposable everything, and kids have the attention span of...oh, look, new YouTube video!

      Reality for today's college grads seems to be:

      1. Do one really good (or really bad) task.
      2. Get book offer.
      3.
      4. Profit

      With every little news event getting blown out of proportion and every standard being lowered so everyone is a star, I'm amazed some of them don't demand a bonus just for showing up in the morning.

      Good rewards can be quick, but more often than not, quality takes time.

    35. Re:Precious Snowflakes by pseudonomous · · Score: 1

      I thought the American primary educational system was supposed to grind this out of you? It worked pretty well on me.

    36. Re:Precious Snowflakes by iced_773 · · Score: 1

      And I ask--why the fuck can't they?

      There's the one thing that gives you the edge - you actually care about what you're doing. It doesn't take extra smarts to do these things, just the drive to do it. And that's what will get you somewhere in life. I'm the same way (to a much lesser extent though), but I think the same thing when people wonder why I'm a Rodman scholar and they aren't.

      Don't worry that you're not "out drinking, having fun and getting laid." It's overrated, and it won't matter in 5 years anyway.

    37. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm nothing special, I've just been using computers and programming for a long time. I learned BASIC when I was 7.

      But you are special. You are a special kind of asshole, the kind who thinks "Why oh why isn't everyone just like me?"

      My god, you must be one insufferable twit.

    38. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I'm a college CS junior. I am in the top 5% in my class in ability (grades are another matter, busywork annoys me).

      Yep, there's the narcissism they're all talking about.

    39. Re:Precious Snowflakes by tigersha · · Score: 1

      Well, in the old times people had a lot of children as a retirement policy. Looks like you just struck gold there pop!

      --
      The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
    40. Re:Precious Snowflakes by tylersoze · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To be completely honest with you dude, your post comes off just as narcissistic as the people you're describing. "I am in the top 5% in my class in ability (grades are another matter". So you can't be bothered to actually do the classwork, and I dunno, *prove* that through hard work and grades?

      "Oh yeah my grades were lousy, but I was really the smartest person in the class". Yeah I'm sure that'll fly at the job interview.

    41. Re:Precious Snowflakes by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      I am in the top 5% in my class in ability (grades are another matter, busywork annoys me).

      And there's the problem. Ability is nothing without putting the work behind it. Sure, you taught yourself this and that, and sure, you do some nice little projects on the side, but without a tolerance for mundane, sometimes seemingly pointless (sometimes truly pointless) work, you'll just be another narcissistic college graduate.

      On a tangential note, I'm seeing a lot of ego here. Lot's of people saying they're skilled, or experienced, or (most likely) both. Anyone here feel that they're only average at what they do? Don't look at me, though. I am an exceptional bachelor of maths student, and I just know it. ;)

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      You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
    42. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except that I am out drinking, having fun, and getting laid. I'm also making a nice chunk of change while I do it. :)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    43. Re:Precious Snowflakes by budgenator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have to pay your dues like everyone else.

      You don't understand Narcissistic people at all

      1. They don't have any self-esteem at all, they are self-loathing, they always present an artificial grandiose public face to garner external-esteem.
      2. They will only want to work on the flashiest projects to reinforce their grandiose image
      3. Any contribution they make will be worth ten times any equivalent contribution by someone else.
      4. They are habitual liars and exaggerators, the only person they will lie to more than you is themselves.
      5. If you buy into their grandiose public image, they know you believed the lie and you have earned their disdain for being gullible.
      6. Narcissism is very probably incurable, but it can be managed through reward and punishment, the only effective reward is praise and attention, the only effective punishment is unemotional in-attention; the cost will probably be not worth the effort.
      7. Narcissitic people don't care what you think about them as long as you allways think about them.

      Only common people pay their dues, treating a Narcissist as common would be seen as a personal attack by them.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    44. Re:Precious Snowflakes by marc.andrysco · · Score: 1

      Woahhhh... sounds like I just met myself online from a parallel universe. So you went with BASIC? Huh... I did Visual Basic. You programmed a slot machine... I programmed tic-tac-toe. You learned bass guitar and keyboard. I went with electric guitar and piano a few months back. You started a service-based company. I started a information-based website.

      In all seriousness, I've found a lot of the same. Most of the time, I find people discussing problems without and producing solutions. I find a lot of people like learning random skills, picking up a programming language here or there, but not actually applying these things. Presented with a problem, they have to tools to solve it but no understanding of how to get around it to solve the thing. It drives me crazy.

    45. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a college fail out. I've had people saying I'd never accomplish anything since 6th grade (teachers/educators mostly).

      Now I work in support. Specifically I support the sales force for a fortune 500 company. This means that I've been sent to district meetings all around the country, and much more exciting national meetings in places where a fortune 500 company would have a national sales force meeting... LA, Florida, Indianapolis (WTF?), Las Vegas, some tucked out of the way no where in Kentucky.

      Then I sit in a little room or converted broom closet 10 hours a day fixing sales reps laptops, or telling them that indeed their cell phone won't work out here this far into the back woods of Kentucky...

      The only reason I still agree to travel, Sales conferences are well known for their open bars, and/or sales reps willing to run up massive bar tabs for the people who went out of their way to fix a computer, or setup their email on a corporate cell phone.

    46. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think you are the kind of person this discussion is about ;)

    47. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 0, Troll

      You sound a little defensive. Seeing your peers blow by you because they actually worked hard?

      While you're spending all your time in front of the keyboard becoming a non-provable top 5% (busy work is boring to you - but grades are important to employers),

      Having an excellent resume is more important. I have GSoC with Novell and Google on my resume, and if things go the way they're going I'll have an internship with Microsoft Research and possibly a third SoC under my belt. I also have fifteen references I can put on a resume for high-quality work in both independent contracting and employer/employee settings.

      I've never been asked for my GPA.

      prob the rest of the class are out drinking, having fun and getting laid.

      Wherever in my post did I even begin to hint that I wasn't "out drinking, having fun and getting laid"? Because all three activities are pretty regular for me. I have fun as I work--one hundred percent. I'm a musician and I play regularly (keyboards, bass) with a group of 4-5 people--not gigs, yet, as we're not quite there yet, but probably starting this summer. I write. I cook. I bartend on the side, which is a lot of fun (not so much anymore, though, it doesn't pay as well and my old place closed down). I play intramural sports. I'm out there doing more than the CS students who aren't learning their craft and bettering themselves. The ones who don't do shit are certainly not out drinking, having fun and getting laid. They're playing WoW.

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      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    48. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ptbarnett · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, it was over fifteen years into my career before I was sent anywhere interesting. And even then, you end up spending so much time actually working that I got very little time to actually go look at the historic European city I was sent to.

      It was a bit longer for me, but I was working in OS development. It wasn't until I was finishing up a system for a specific customer that I got to go somewhere interesting, and that was my first international trip for business.

      As others have posted, traveling for business can be a real grind: you are typically there to do a specific job as fast as humanly possible. I work all day at the client's office, get dinner, go back to the hotel and catch up on my email with the rest of the company, then go to sleep. Repeat all week and hopefully go home on Thursday so that I'll have Friday for dentist appointments and other personal tasks that can't be done on the weekend.

      What most new college grads don't seem to understand is that everyone in the industry wants to do the fun stuff and go the fun places, and as a college grad, everyone in the industry has more experience than you do. You have to pay your dues like everyone else.

      The only time I get to do "fun stuff" is when I arrange two back-to-back trips to stay over the weekend. I've done it several times, either by plan or when forced to do so by weather (and a canceled flight). But, trips to "fun places" are rare, especially when your clients are in company towns that have little else to see or do.

      However, the part that some don't realize: you aren't going on a trip unless you have the skill, knowledge, or experience to meet a need at the remote location. Travel costs are far too high to send people on junkets. Furthermore, companies are becoming more comfortable with various "tele-presence" systems enabled by the 'Net, whether it's a conference bridge, NetMeeting/GotoMeeting, or even full-scale video-conferencing systems.

    49. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Soulfader · · Score: 2, Funny

      And by laid, I mean with actual 3d live humans who don't ask for a credit card number before they talk to you.

      Sadly, I read too fast and saw this as "3rd level" human beings, and wondered immediately what game was being played.

    50. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      My GPA is 3.62. It's never come up on in any interview.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    51. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm nothing special. I was writing applications for my dad the network engineer when I was 11.

      LOLz. Mark the parent funny.

    52. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      And there's the problem. Ability is nothing without putting the work behind it. Sure, you taught yourself this and that, and sure, you do some nice little projects on the side, but without a tolerance for mundane, sometimes seemingly pointless (sometimes truly pointless) work, you'll just be another narcissistic college graduate.

      No, I'll be working for myself. Pointless projects stop being pointless when they're for you. :-)

      On a tangential note, I'm seeing a lot of ego here. Lot's of people saying they're skilled, or experienced, or (most likely) both. Anyone here feel that they're only average at what they do? Don't look at me, though. I am an exceptional bachelor of maths student, and I just know it. ;)

      I am the world's most average keyboardist. ;-)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    53. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to brag when I say this, but rather explore a perspective. I heard this a lot: "man, I wish I could work like you do."

      And I ask--why the fuck can't they?

      Is this the intellectual equivalent of this individual's lament? If so, the answer pretty much writes itself:

      1. Take out advertising in comic books
      2. Convert your post above into an attractive pamphlet
      3. Profit!

      Who knew it was that easy?

    54. Re:Precious Snowflakes by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I spent the last couple years and a bit in the late 90s constantly travelling, putting on close to 200,000 air miles per year (without air mile bonuses) while implementing enterprise apps on a few continents. I was away at least 75% of the time. Then from 2000 to 2005 I travelled around 25% to 30% of the time, and nearly 100% of the time in 2005 and half of 2006 (home on weekends). Sounds GREAT doesn't it? I now try to travel as little as possible. The last couple of gigs including where I am at now, I made sure that travel is minimal (and will do that from now on). I do still travel, but nothing like before and mostly only for personal reasons. Otherwise I really don't want to do it. My current job tried to get me up for doing some work in the UK (I'm in the Toronto area), but I didn't bite... in fact I spit out the hook :) .

      I was walking through an airport after a loooong day of travelling a few years ago, and I actually forgot what airport I was in for a minute... they all look the same after a while (the funny thing is that while I do remember the incident where I forgot, I can't remember now where I was when I was forgetting. :-D ). And all the hotel rooms look the same after a while, too. And the restaurant food, etc etc etc. They all blur together. Talking to others who travel or travelled a lot, many say they get the same way. Anyway, after I gave my head a shake and told myself that I was in Seattle, that was when I said "I don't care if I ever travel again for work."

      It sounds great, but after a while it is a pain in the ass. Some places you don't get to see much because you're trying to get your work done to get home, others you may be able to enjoy evenings and sometimes stay over a weekend. But now... people ask me where I am going for my vacations. I always tell them I'm staying home. Travelling for work looses its shine very quickly. But because it has a certain allure, it will definitely be one of those experiences you will have to learn from yourself... i.e. this is one time that for sure people won't learn from the experiences of others. :)

      --
      -- I ignore anonymous replies to my comments and postings.
    55. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      See, that's possible. And I thought about it before writing my first post. But what does highly driven, self-starting behavior look like? Should you not be expecting excellence from yourself and, by extension, from those around you? Should you not be giving 100% in everything you do?

      The narcissists that the original post were talking about are the people who don't have skills nor experience, yet expect to be treated like they do, expect a gold star for average work. I expect nothing to be handed to me. I pound the pavement for consulting gigs, and I've worked very hard to build up a resume that's worth being jazzed about, and to put myself into a position to succeed at starting my own business. Whether I'll succeed at that or not, I don't know, but unlike most of my peers, I know failure won't be because I half-assed it. And if that doesn't work out, will I have to work in the trenches and move up the ladder? Of course. That's how it works.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    56. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Splab · · Score: 1

      I have so far in my career been on one business trip and GPs feeling that was largely my take on it.

      We landed at the airport, went straight to our business partners and talked for the rest of the day, drove to the hotel late, next day straight from morning back to the partners, talked all day and back to the hotel again very late and the last day again, straight to the partners and onwards from there to the airport. Nothing romantic about it, I'd personally opt out of any travels again if possible.

      Also flying generally sucks when you are large, both ways I had my knees stuck firmly in the back of the passenger in front of me, on the way down there I was squeezed against the fuselage (CRJ 200, might be a nice private jet, but flying monkey class sucks), on the way back I was sitting in the center, however had to coordinate my movements during "dinner" with the guy next to me since both of us where fairly wide (I'm almost 60 cm across the shoulders).

    57. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, I was writing batch scripts and other crap. It's not hard. I've taught my little brother how to write the equivalents in Python. What's your point?

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    58. Re:Precious Snowflakes by tylersoze · · Score: 1

      Uh, what's wrong with a GPA of 3.62 exactly? Why mention the top %5 thing? You made it sound like you had awful grades or something.

    59. Re:Precious Snowflakes by WAG24601G · · Score: 1

      Maybe I came across as griping in the GP-post. That wasn't the intention. I'm enjoying my current job and certainly making a contribution that is unique from the skills of my coworkers. I just think students have been led astray by the evangelists of higher education. As multiple posters have pointed out, we should expect to enter low on the totem-pole and have to prove ourselves to advance. That is hardly the message that students are receiving from an institution in which an outstanding amount of trust (and money, of course) is invested.

      I went to a small but highly-respected liberal arts college (I know, I did this to myself... but I didn't major in liberal arts, at least). Year after year, the career services staff preached the opportunities that awaited anyone with a liberal arts education, "It doesn't matter what you major in! your degree can take you anywhere!" What I found was that they really meant, "It doesn't matter what you major in! Your degree will take you to whatever bizarre job opportunity you can hope to find..." For me, that worked out OK and I'm in a decent government job that would have a good opportunity for advancement if I didn't have other plans.

      Ultimately, the point I'm trying to make here is that recent graduates are repeating the supposedly educated opinion of those in whom they have an economic interest in trusting. Just as any salesman is exaggerating the benefits of his product, the universities are exaggerating the outcomes of their education. We all have to learn the buyer's remorse at some point, but like the ongoing credit/mortgage disaster, this case in unique in its magnitude. Like you suggested, youth is a disease we will all grow out of, but it's also a particularly vulnerable status in terms of the knowledge/experience needed to make a wise investment of money and trust.

      --
      Everything is easy when you don't understand the problem.
    60. Re:Precious Snowflakes by drolli · · Score: 1

      I also wondered a little bit about the article. I actually expect that i *have to go to* bussiness travel, depending on which job i take, but if i find a job with the discription "Always in the main office" and more or less interesting i will say *immediatly* yes.

    61. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was over fifteen years into my career before I was sent anywhere interesting. And even then, you end up spending so much time actually working that I got very little time to actually go look at the historic European city I was sent to.

      As an engineer, I've rarely gotten to travel, and never outside the USA. The vast majority of my travel occurred during the peak of the tech boom when travel budgets were very generous and I got to go to a few trade shows. After that, it's been pretty much nothing.

      Do I care? Not really. Travel for work is a pain in the ass, and flying on airplanes gets more and more miserable every year. Why would I want to take a work-related trip to Europe, for example, and then as you say, not have any time to actually enjoy it?

      I make enough money that I can afford to take my wife traveling on vacations, and we go to much more interesting places than Indianapolis. I'd rather just concentrate on doing work when I'm not on vacation, and spend my time traveling doing fun things, rather than work.

      Another poster mentioned that "technical marketing engineers" (an oxymoron if I've ever heard one) do a lot of travel. Yes, but they also don't do any engineering, so if you went into engineering because you like building cool stuff, rather than schmoozing people and talking all the time, TME is not the place for you. TME is for washed-up engineers who couldn't actually make it in real engineering.

    62. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's anything wrong with a 3.62 at all. I didn't mean to imply that. If I wasn't working on my own stuff, it'd probably be two-tenths higher. But the kids rocking 3.9's and 4.0's, that "top five percent" in grades? They're clueless. Absorb the book material, spit it back out on exams, forget it after. It's all rote, there's no intuition and no skill.

      There's one guy in my classes who is to me as I am to most of the rest of the class; he's miles ahead of me. Dude's got a 2.6 GPA and has abilities that make me feel incompetent.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    63. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Grishnakh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I couldn't vote for either of them either. Obama was too much of a socialist (judging by his record) and interested in big-government solutions, and Palin was too much of a religious nutcase. Remember, a vote for McCain was really a vote for Palin, as he has one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel. Hasn't he had 4 cancers already?

    64. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OP is about narcissism in your generation, not laziness. I think your post proved the point pretty well...

    65. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Mommy and daddy may have told you that you were a special snowflake, but they were the only people to do so. Our schools are designed as factories to indoctrinate students to routine boring working conditions. Every few minutes there is a bell, and on the sound of that bell you are trained to do something. We take "timed tests" assessing our performance on our work. Most of the time these tests are in completely meaningless bullshit about stuff you have no interest in learning or doing. To say that people who graduate from our schooling system aren't prepared to handle a boring tedious job is completely incorrect and goes in the face of 16 years of school indoctrination. We teach our kids that they are to learn things they are uninterested in learning and the be assessed on the work they did learning it. And you wonder why people are surprised that so many people turn to drugs and alcohol. A world in which people spend the majority of their waking hours doing work that they personally believe is meaningless has inevitably lead to a nation of alcoholics.

    66. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and this was relevant how? at least you know how to brag about yourself well. that doesn't show narcissism......

    67. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Gryle · · Score: 1

      My roommate is a pretty smart guy and is quite good in his chosen major. He's got an attitude similar to yours. The problem is he thinks that his talent makes him superior than everyone else he meets. He constantly talks about how much better he is than everyone else at everything he does. If he's not good at something, he dismisses it as pointless. Then he wonders why people find him insufferable.

      To borrow a quote from The Big Bang Theory, "It's okay to be smarter than everybody, but you can't go around pointing it out...people don't like it." At some point in your life you do have to play nice with others.

      --
      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not entirely sure about the universe - Einstein
    68. Re:Precious Snowflakes by metlin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and when you come home on the weekends, all you want to do is sleep - the jetlag doesn't help either.

      Works wonders for your social life, too! :)

    69. Re:Precious Snowflakes by phillips321 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes you might be improving your skills at programming faster than the other students as you put more time and effort into this. But they might be putting more time and effort into social skills... getting laid isn't as simple as in-out-in-out.... these other people are perfecting their in-out skills so that when your struggling to keep a girl happy their thinking more about what to do with the money they have. Yes they might be medioka at programming but it's more than likely your medioka at "social skills", if you get my drift....

    70. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a student now, I see similar trends. I hear the words "I wish I could ____ like you" all the time.

      Really it comes down to the fact that they wish they could write code like me, or wish they could design pcbs like me, or wish they could get job offers like me GIVEN ZERO EFFORT ON THEIR PART.

      I mean, that's a great goal to aspire for, but if they just took one or two nights a week to read stupid php tutorials and build websites for someone off craiglist, they could easily have a "consulting business" and have a better superlative than "most likely to die by alcohol poisoning".

      I'm just glad I'm not the one who unknowingly hires these people. "Oh, 4.0 GPA, top-tier school, he must be good..." If only they knew.

    71. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep up the consultancy work because when you leave college you'll be passed on in favor of the guy who spent his college years networking - and I don't mean the kind of networking involving RJ45 cables.

    72. Re:Precious Snowflakes by phillips321 · · Score: 1

      Amen to this, I'm sick and tired of hotels. What a PITA it is when my missus wants me to take her a way for the weekend to stay in one, especially after I have been away all week.

      The grass does always seem greener until you get to sample it, sadly you've now eaten too much of this green grass and can't get back over the fence where you came from...

    73. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I chose my first employer carefully, and he sent me to exotic places immediately. Great Lakes, Illinois, San Diego, Adak, Alaska, Scotland, England, France..... the list goes on and on. GO NAVY!

      Some of us actually have ethics though, and would feel bad being a welfare leech.

    74. Re:Precious Snowflakes by qdaku · · Score: 1

      I work in the mining industry as an engineer. On paper, I travel to exotic places --south america, australia, mongolia. Hell, even Northern Canada sounds exotic and certain times of the year (it can be quite gorgeous).

      The sad reality? I pass through all those places, it's often lonely (if I'm the only english speaker on site) and stressful work. Days are 12-14 hours and field tours last 25-35 days straight. Catch a cold? Suck it up. Don't like the food? Suck it up. Only cold water in shower stalls that are growing mushrooms? Suck it up. I certainly don't see the tourist parts or laze up on a beach someplace drinking and eating good food.

      That being said, some places have been neat. But they have been neat for the adventure or the thrill of seeing places that most people never get to see --off the beaten path helicopter access only type places. The weather and the other people you are stuck with can make or break the place. Northern alaska on clear nights (nightshift is a reality)? Gorgeous. Northern Alaska in -10 to 0 C rain/snow mixtures while rocking trench foot in both your feet for the past two weeks? Garbage.

      I like the field/travel aspect sometimes, but lots can be said for having standard hours and a set work week. It's not like they pay you out the nose to tough it out in the field and muck up your life because you are out of town for 1/3-1/2 the year.

      A necessary evil of my job. Occasionally fun, occasionally a toil.

    75. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad.

      First of all, no, not all people can work like you. They can try their best, and yes can come close, but not everyone started when they were 7. Why?

      Well, maybe they didn't think that they would ever want to code. Maybe they just didn't think of it. And now, when you have AT LEAST 10 years of experience on some people, you dare to talk down to them?

      Lets say I am on a shooting team. I have been shooting since I was 7, and then a new guy joins. He wants to learn, but hes just getting started. Why can't be be as good as me? He should give up his life to try! I'm getting money from sponsors and I'm also learned to ski!
      Wow! He sucks! And so does his generation!

      Sir, I would never work with you on a project.
      From what you seem from this post, you seem an arrogant, demeaning asshole. If not, please excuse.

    76. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're probably talented and driven, but you also have a computer engineer for a father who helped you get started early and seems to cover your expenses so you don't waste time with a work-study job. And the talent itself is a great motivator, since the 95% of students below you are destined for mediocrity no matter what they do. Sure, they could work harder, but they would burn out quickly.

      Good luck, I hope you know what you are doing. Money offers a diminishing rate of return of happiness, and the work you get from your clients is probably going to be disappointing too.

    77. Re:Precious Snowflakes by igb · · Score: 1

      Just done a week in California, back home for three weeks in the UK, then a week in the Pacific Northwest. I saw planes, hotels and offices. That's pretty well it. I'd have been quite happy to have slept in my own bed, avoiding 40 hours on planes and 32 hours of timezone dislocation.

    78. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is nothing new. I saw the same thing in the early 90s. I would ask others in the same program as me what sorts of other languages are they learning. To them pascal was enough (it wasnt).

      When I graduated I did not expect a job above 35k for many years. Computer programmers just did not make that kind of money anymore (at least at the time 50k was considered a TOP dev).

      The skill I missed was getting out and meeting people. It has hurt in many ways. It is now not in my personality. It is not who I am now. It is difficult. I got too focused on learning every minutia of computers. I am good at that and everyone comes running to me when it comes to figuring out something. But they do not come to me to get something started or connect with others. BUILD that skill it is more important than you can realize.

      Nothing is given to you. You will need to earn every damn dime of it. You will see others given things they do not deserve. Do not let it get you down. The bar is just that much higher now for you. You need to not only do what the duffas that got the cool award did you have to do your job and EXTRA.

      Doing your job does not get you anything, thats why they pay you. Doing your job and making sure everyone around you can do their job better. THAT gets you recognition.

      It is still feeding into my theory that nothing really new has been invented in computer science since the 70s :). I kid...

      I am sure there are people from the 80s, 70s, 60s and so on that could say they saw the same things. Just different views of it.

      It is sad. But not just in your generation. You will see when you get out into 'the real world'. That you will see the same thing at every level of strata in organizations. Help them do their job better. They need it. It is amazing how something that seems simple and a no brainier to you can mean they can finish their work in 2 days instead of 2 weeks. Many times people are put onto projects where they have no clue how to do it.

      I am currently training a dude who recently graduated. He does not have the basics to code an application. He has quite a bit of theory. But does not know how to even divide and conquer the design. He is common. You will find this all over the place.

      Best lesson I ever learned though was to shut my mouth and listen to what everyone is saying, only popping my head up enough to ask questions. THEN start making suggestions. Dont jump in and start fixing things. It is tempting to do. But you will end up with more ideas and a better understanding of what is going on.

      Most people will like the fact that you have such a broad range of skills (sounds like you will do ok). But do not get fixated on them. Do not brag yourself up all the time. Most people can not stand it. In college it is ok to do. But out 'in the real world' watch peoples reaction to it. You will see them trying to ignore you.. They only care what can you do for them right now. Not what you did 20 years ago.

    79. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Swizec · · Score: 1

      Your roommate has a lot to learn. One's talents only make them superior at that one thing and even there by a very small margin that only amounts to picking up knowledge a tad quicker and with a bit less effort. Still means you're just as dumb as everyone if you don't invest the gruntwork.

    80. Re:Precious Snowflakes by SIR_Taco · · Score: 1

      And I ask--why the fuck can't they?

      In my first year of University and the first class of Com-Sci, my Prof at the time made an excellent point that I still remember to this day. It went something like this:

      "Who here has done some programming before?"
      About 75% of the class raised their hand.
      "Ok. Now how many of you enjoyed it and/or found it interesting?"
      About the same amount raised their hand.
      "Ok. Now how many of you decided you were really good at it?"
      Maybe a few less raised their hand this time.
      "I will tell you right now that not everyone who raised their hand will be successful in Computer Science. Not everyone has the creativity and problem-solving skills to be excellent programmers. This is the same as how not everyone who can write can be an author."

      So, no, not everyone who wants to do it can do it. And he was absolutely right. Many friends that were in that class, either that year or in following years could not wrap their heads around the material and they changed majors (for the better for them and the industry).

      --
      I say don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink. Before you get behind the wheel just stop and think.
    81. Re:Precious Snowflakes by chiefthe · · Score: 1

      Want to know what business travel is like, especially overseas? Watch Lost in Translation. It is lonely, confusing and boring for most of the trip.

      --
      This was a quote of Kurt Vonnegut that didn't fit.
    82. Re:Precious Snowflakes by drolli · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are right. What i miss in most people around me is devotion to what they are doing. In the school everthing works out for you if you do what you are told. Sadly most people never get used to the idea that to be among the best at work you need to enjoy it, so you better get positive about it or do sth. else. This does not mean you have to work 80hrs a week, it just means that you always do (think) a little bit more than you are forced to. Maybe it's ten minutes per day when you reflect your work. What did you do today? what did hinder you in progress? How can i do better the next time (yes, sometimes well all fuck up something. The best is to at least admit this to yourself and try not to do it the next time.)? If you discover sth, where you just dont know to to go ahead (or how do it better), there are colleagues. When you take a cup of coffee or tea together, *talk* to them. In my experience the people without a drive to do it *as good as possible* are the ones who don't see the necessity to ask other people. They expect that just *getting it done somehow* is as good as *getting it done*.

    83. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He won't be needing to attend a job interview - he's the one people will be interviewing for!

      Anyway, what he's saying about his background is exactly what is lacking with today's graduates - they don't have this low-level background. They just try to pick it up later in life not because they love doing it but because for the money.

      To me coding is an art-form - just like sculpting and painting. I can look at code and appreciate its beauty and simplicity. The same goes for sculpting, but I can't sculpt to save myself but I could always try and maybe I could make some money from it...? What I'm suggesting is that some people do things for the wrong reasons so you end up with an end-result that reflects that attitude...

      -Andreas Toth

    84. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they didn't want to code, why are they computer science majors? By now they've had three years to change majors if they couldn't hack (pun intended) it.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    85. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I remember people like you from college. They were so busy telling everyone how awesome they were that they forgot what they were there for - to get good grades and the piece of paper that says they don't have an attitude like yours. Then after we all graduated, the studs like you that were in the top 5% of ability had a harder time finding jobs because they were too arrogant to realize getting a degree in computer science isn't about programming or programming skill. Almost all of the main brain work I do in my 'programming' job goes in to how to best design complex software that can cope with change. It's a given that you'll know how to program and you'll learn more clever programming tricks in your first two weeks on a job than you did in the entire 14 years you've been programming since 'you were 11.'

    86. Re:Precious Snowflakes by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 1

      AMEN to this!!!! I traveled extensively early in my career, and boy am I glad I don't do it anymore.

    87. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      You're probably talented and driven, but you also have a computer engineer for a father who helped you get started early and seems to cover your expenses so you don't waste time with a work-study job.

      My father let me play with one of his machines, yeah. I don't discount that. But I got started with writing code while playing in the computer labs during school when I was in second grade.

      But as for work-study? Man, I'm at my work-study job right now. ;-)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    88. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I ask--why the fuck can't they?

      because some of us aren't fucking geniuses. some of us look at very complex code and it takes us longer and much more effort to understand. subsequently, it makes us less eager to attempt to do work when its that much more difficult. so yes, you're cool... but no need to go off and brag about it and rub it in to the rest of us that try but don't succeed as easily.

    89. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you use your down-to-earth, nothing-special nature to help your peers understand how to work like you and catch up to you? Why the fuck can't they? While you may bitch about it on /., it's obviously not a problem you're interested in solving.

      I guess it's just too big for you.

    90. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I agree with you entirely. That said, if they can't hack it, they shouldn't still be here. I've suggested to good friends of mine that they try something else because despite spending a ton of time with tutors, professors, and in one case most of a semester of me and him staying up till 2AM with a whiteboard and a computer projector, they just don't Get It. The ones that didn't get it and have switched majors are far happier, and will still graduate on time.

      I'm not saying that this stuff is easy. I am saying that if it's worth doing, it's not worth half-assing. Some things you might want to do, you have to bust ass at. I'm not an innately good musician. But when I decide I'm going to do something, I throw myself into it and work as hard as I can possibly manage to break through. Do I fail? Of course, sometimes I fail. Everybody does. But when it comes to something like this, if you don't get it by junior year, you're not going to get it, and you shouldn't still be there.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    91. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why am I spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on college if I have to go learn things on my own? Shouldn't they be teaching me everything I need to get a job and be competitive?

    92. Re:Precious Snowflakes by spartacus_prime · · Score: 1

      Better being sent to Indianapolis than being taken to Detroit.

      --
      If you can read this, it means that I bothered to log in.
    93. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Excellent post, and I agree 100%. Most really good programmers I know don't really spend a lot of time interacting with people, either on projects or off. It's not my own strong suit, by nature. But I learned pretty early on that it was what you had to do, so I made up my mind to consciously attempt to improve that skill. You may not follow what they say, but you should always listen to it.

      The willingness to talk and discuss a problem is something that's been cited as something that one of my clients (a repeat customer) likes. I don't try to tell them what they need and how to go about it, I let them elaborate on what they need, asking the questions that will lead me to a firm grasp of the problem, and then I tailor a solution to the problem rather than having a solution already in mind from the start.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    94. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Greventls · · Score: 1

      Don't forget getting fired for not filling out some 'unnecessary' paperwork when he finally gets that job out of college. I've seen people fired because they had a massive ego and felt certain business functions were beneath them. I'm too smart for safety, why do I need ethics training, I shouldn't have to track my time.

    95. Re:Precious Snowflakes by hack++slash · · Score: 4, Funny

      The most entertaining way of seeing this in action is watching Simon Cowell telling the utterly terrible American X-Factor contestants just how much they suck.

      --
      To do something right, you often have to roll up your sleeves and get busy.
    96. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got hired for an internship at Microsoft with a 2.8 GPA. I'm quite sure that most businesses do not care.

    97. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get your drift. It's not correct, however. ;-) I don't disagree that that's a common problem. I had that problem when I was younger. I didn't yet know how to strike that work/life balance. But it's like anything else: once you've established that there's a challenge, you can either ignore it or tackle it head-on. So I learned how to better moderate that. It also probably helped that I established technical proficiency early enough that I could do so without falling behind, but hey. Getting your ass in motion early means you're already there when everyone else is getting started, y'know?

      (And, again...way too many of them aren't perfecting anything but how to best raid Molten Core. A couple friends and I were thinking about throwing a party for the CS folks just to see the reactions to real live girls...)

    98. Re:Precious Snowflakes by AlexBirch · · Score: 1

      He was the only person in his graduating class, you insensitive clod!!!

    99. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

      Its really interesting how people seem to find the USA so dull and boring, they anticipate being able to go to some european city that has real culture and beauty. It says a lot about our country. Indeed, i do not think endless wal-marts and mcdonalds is nice at all. Most of the USA is a so greedy and materialistic that we have placed no value on natural beauty or art and thus we have cities which are bland, dull, homogeneous wastelands of corporate stores and outlets with little uniqueness or unique flavour. This is what you have a society which is basically centered entirely on making money and individual self gratification, no concern for the quality of our communities. Even americans in many cities I have been are just rude compared with Europeans, who are always having parties with their neighbours. In the USA you are strange if you invite your neighbours over. I have been to other countries, such as Austria, the natural beauty is just stunning, and the people there actually seem to care about it and preserving it, and they care about how their cities look, the cities themselves are a work of art!

    100. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      It's not people who try and can't hack it who I'm talking about. It's the people who want to be where I am without expending any extra effort. When people say "man, I wish I could do that," it often--not always, but often--has an unspoken "without having to work any harder than I am now" caveat.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    101. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I've spent a hell of a lot of nights up till 2AM doing exactly that. Sometimes it helps--and I treasure those occasions, because I like teaching, I like helping people get it. At the same time, sometimes they're people who just can't do it, and shouldn't be CS majors. (I said that in a very no-bullshit way to two good friends of mine after most of a semester trying to help them catch up in my school's equivalent of Intro to Java, and both are a lot happier as philosophy and physics majors, respectively.)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    102. Re:Precious Snowflakes by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I've done some lousy business travel. I've always enjoyed some of the moments. Hell, I enjoyed some moments of my deployment when I was in the Army.

      If you aren't enjoying a single moment, then you are the problem. I get that you are burnt out. And it sounds like you'd be better off if you made a career change. But if you aren't enjoying one moment of your work week, well, you're doing it wrong.

      -Peter

    103. Re:Precious Snowflakes by vitaflo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You sound a lot like I did when I was nearing graduation over a decade ago (the things you describe really haven't really changed all that much). And while you might think you know a lot, trust me that you have a lot to learn, the first of which is probably a little humility. It goes a long way.

    104. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm nothing special, I've just been using computers and programming for a long time. I learned BASIC when I was 7.

      Yes, actually you are something special. Starting that early gave you a bunch of stuff: better specialized brain wiring (you're still very plastic at that age), your ten thousand hours (see other recent news) of experience years ahead of time, and some crucial slack to be a nerd but also develop the social confidence to run your own business quite early. You're who the TV shows are talking about, but they fail to show the early years of dedication that brought the incredible talent.

      Also, you're lucky. You had the computing resources (not everybody does, even today). You clearly had absorbed enough fundamentals from school, which indicates you were of good stock to begin with, and had parents and/or school system that really cared. You had a really supportive parent who gave you important assignments. He didn't have to, he could have bought boxed solutions to his problems. You had at least enough help to learn that you wanted to learn BASIC. That doesn't come out of the clear blue sky for a seven year old, there has to be some knowledge that this is available and might be fun. And . . . does a little math . . . you had the internet. An internet that was decent at showing you how to do technical stuff. Not many years earlier, it was a lot less available and a lot less newbie-friendly.

      So there, you're not normal and you're lucky. You are hot stuff, the average CS student isn't, and our society doesn't do nearly as much as it claims to do toward giving all kids such amazing opportunities. Thank you for your rant. I will try to do as well for my (yet to be born) kids as your parents did for you.

    105. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The job interview for his own company? Uh-huh.

    106. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Why are you spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on undergraduate education?

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    107. Re:Precious Snowflakes by abaird · · Score: 1

      That's too bad - it sounds like you don't enjoy travel jobs. I have a job that takes me all over rural areas and overseas and I enjoy it all immensely. Culture fascinates me - even the subtle differences between a place like Kansas and Washington or the major differences like US versus China. I enjoy meeting new people and socializing with them. I like traveling in a new city, where normally simple things become challenging feats. The free meals and drinks are really just the icing on the cake, not the reason I love it. If I had obligations to a family, I would not have even considered a travel job in the first place. Your domestic relationships are definitely going to suffer.

    108. Re:Precious Snowflakes by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      I came from a similar background. I graduated top of my class in university and 2nd in the country in high school and I've been programming since in basic since i was 6 (and since I accidentally told my employer that, i still do occasionally).

      Fortunately that's translated pretty well into the workplace for me and (once i'm hired) it's generally recognized. However expectations on our generation and pretty low to start with - one place I interned was surprised that I could actually code stuff.

      That said, the most exciting place i've traveled on business was Tampa, so go figure

    109. Re:Precious Snowflakes by cowbutt · · Score: 1

      Ur doin it wrong!

      Well, if international travel is a goal anyway.

      Quite; about 1.5 years into my post-Bachelors career I interviewed, and got a offer for a job that required frequent international travel; Amsterdam; Vienna, Virginia; Reston, Virginia; Ashburn, Virginia; New York, New York; Miami, Florida; San Jose, California and Los Angeles, California. Yes, various machine rooms around the world that happened to host Internet exchange points. I figured one machine room and hotel room looks very much like another and passed, in spite of the superficial glamour that came with the role!

    110. Re:Precious Snowflakes by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      I'm excellent in everything I do.

      Because I avoid doing things I'm not good at.

    111. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      This is a really insightful post, and thank you for making it. You make a lot of good points. (Although even today I don't think I'd call my dad particularly supportive. ...Kind of an asshole, really. Which explains where I get a lot of it. Most of my relatives call me a nicer, more creatively-oriented version of my father.) Starting that early really probably did give me some special wiring in between my ears--I can usually look at a problem and intuitively see a solution.

      Regarding computing resources--dunno about where you're from, but, as I said, I started by finding QBasic on the DOS 5.x machines at my primary school. I was confused, because it looked like EDIT.COM but had this "Immediate" thing on the bottom of the window. (The first day I found it, I clearly remember the computer teacher being alarmed and telling me not to play with that...I did anyway.) Everybody else had that. I didn't really know what it was right away, but I knew, from library class, that I could go ask the reference librarian what this "Q BASIC" thing was, and she showed me where to find a book on it. I never considered my school system to be all that good, but I guess it was good where it counted. But the resources...heck, you can find 25-year-old BASIC books even today at libraries. While my circumstances were definitely more special than I guess I realized, I still think that any kid in a reasonably decent environment with enough curiosity could find out what I did, at the time.

      (And you're very right about the Internet...I guess I was part of the September that never ended. AOL had Usenet access. I had no idea what I was doing then, but I'd bet there was some osmosis.)

      So there, you're not normal and you're lucky. You are hot stuff, the average CS student isn't, and our society doesn't do nearly as much as it claims to do toward giving all kids such amazing opportunities. Thank you for your rant. I will try to do as well for my (yet to be born) kids as your parents did for you.

      Yeah, I guess so. Guess there's something to think about there. (And--parent. My mom bailed when I was young. That probably had something to do with it, too.)

      Nevertheless--and this may sound assholish--while the work ethic needed to bust ass and give 100% in a field that you choose to be part of must be taught, there's no reason it can't be learned. There are some classmates of mine who have a work ethic, even if their skills are lacking. They're the ones who've jumped at offers to help 'em out, sit down and explain to them things they don't understand and need help on. They're also not the ones saying "I wish I could do that." They're the ones who just shut up and try to do it. Like I said upthread, it's not that people "wish [they] could do that" in a disgustingly large number of cases, it's that they "wish [they] could do that without doing any extra work."

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    112. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Neeperando · · Score: 1

      And I ask--why the fuck can't they?

      I'm nothing special, I've just been using computers and programming for a long time.

      Yeah! Who are these losers, anyway, who hadn't figured out their whole life career paths by the time they were 7?

      Assuming everything in your story is true, you don't sound like "nothing special" to me. I would argue that the average person is actually NOT smart enough write Visual Basic apps at 7 and start their own software company at the age of 22 (or whatever) and make it profitable in a month. I believe that modesty is a virtue, and I respect that you think of yourself as "average", you are clearly above average.

      I agree that a lot of people our age have a feeling of entitlement and that our culture generally gives young people the idea that you can succeed without hard work. However, I would give some thought to the possibility that some people are not as successful as you because they are NOT AS SMART, not because they are lazy.

      --
      Being a computer scientist means you tell people how computers should work, not that you know how they actually work.
    113. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You have to pay your dues like everyone else.

      You don't understand Narcissistic people at all

      1. They don't have any self-esteem at all, they are self-loathing, they always present an artificial grandiose public face to garner external-esteem.
      2. They will only want to work on the flashiest projects to reinforce their grandiose image
      3. Any contribution they make will be worth ten times any equivalent contribution by someone else.
      4. They are habitual liars and exaggerators, the only person they will lie to more than you is themselves.
      5. If you buy into their grandiose public image, they know you believed the lie and you have earned their disdain for being gullible.
      6. Narcissism is very probably incurable, but it can be managed through reward and punishment, the only effective reward is praise and attention, the only effective punishment is unemotional in-attention; the cost will probably be not worth the effort.
      7. Narcissitic people don't care what you think about them as long as you allways think about them.

      Only common people pay their dues, treating a Narcissist as common would be seen as a personal attack by them.

      As a clinically diagnosed narcissist, I find this list to be pretty inaccurate.

      1. Wrong. Narcissists do have high self esteem but it is built on an extremely fragile foundation of other people's opinions.

      2. I certainly don't do this. In fact I tend to lean toward projects that are less flash because I feel like I can "knock them out of the park" with ease and thereby garner greater praise. It has to be just hard enough not to be easy, but not so hard that I'd actually have to try.

      3. This is mostly true, but maybe the factor of ten is a little high ;)

      4. True except that this implies that outright falsehoods are the norm. I tend to speak in half-truths to try an manipulate people's opinions rather than simply lie to them. I'm finding that not nearly as good at this as I believe I am.

      5. No this isn't true. You have to remember that the narcissist believes the lie too. He relishes any support for his warped view of the world but that view happens to include being better than you and everyone else.

      6. I'll have to report back on this as I'm in the process of working on it.

      7. NO NO NO NO NO! Narcissistic people believe THAT you are always thinking about them and as such, they put every ounce of effort they have into making you think well of them.

      See, I know more about this than you do.

    114. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the drudgery you insensitive clod!

    115. Re:Precious Snowflakes by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      methinks you are bitter :P /me quaffs
      yup, definately a stout.

    116. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      busywork? in a public high school, sure - it happens.

      college? only if you attend retard community college.

      get your head out of your ass. if you can't get the same grades as people dumber than you.. then.. well... they aren't dumber than you

    117. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      I didnt want to vote for either, but I certainly wanted to vote against one!

      Damned entitlement mentality...

    118. Re:Precious Snowflakes by CozmicCharlie · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I saw no mention of getting laid...

    119. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Assuming everything in your story is true, you don't sound like "nothing special" to me. I would argue that the average person is actually NOT smart enough write Visual Basic apps at 7 and start their own software company at the age of 22 (or whatever) and make it profitable in a month. I believe that modesty is a virtue, and I respect that you think of yourself as "average", you are clearly above average.

      21. ;-) And making a company profitable right off the bat isn't as impressive when you are running a service essentially off someone else's infrastructure. No inventory, just pay for what's being used. (Not Amazon Web Services, but similar, a little more concrete - VPSes.) Any expenses are assigned right to a client, who all pay up front. It's just a matter of networking, networking, networking, get your name out there and get people liking you.

      I agree that a lot of people our age have a feeling of entitlement and that our culture generally gives young people the idea that you can succeed without hard work. However, I would give some thought to the possibility that some people are not as successful as you because they are NOT AS SMART, not because they are lazy.

      I guess I didn't explain it as well as I intended, as I've made this reply a few times in this thread. I've met two kinds of people who weren't performing at the same level as I am. There are the ones who are saying "man, I wish I could do that" and the ones who say nothing. The ones who aren't as smart, but are driven? They're not the ones saying "I wish I could do that." They're the ones trying to do that. There's often an unsaid second part of "I wish I could do that," and that involves "without doing any extra work." The ones who don't moan about it are almost to a person the ones who jump when I ask if they'd like to sit down for a study session to go over some stuff that I know they're struggling with, because it will get them ahead and they know that in order to get good they have to put in the time.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    120. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Travel for business sounds wonderful, until you actually have to do it. You read about it in books or watch it on TV and it all looks great -- you go to fun places, you eat at fancy restaurants and unlimited free drinks that are paid for, you get to stay at great hotels etc. But what they don't tell you is that you don't enjoy any of it. Not a moment.

      Amen, brother. I never understood why my B-School classmates thought my million miler status on an airline was cool - It's God's way of reminding you you have no life.

      When I interview someone and they say traveling is one reason they want to be a consultant I wonder if the are just stupid, naive, or both.

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    121. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Should I have said it in bold letters? ;-)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    122. Re:Precious Snowflakes by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I have worked your average boring jobs, I have also worked exciting consulting jobs where I was sent all over Europe to meet and talk with some really brilliant people.

      I think we are being harsh on these new workers. Nobody has an idea of what work will be like when they leave University. You hope for the best, and sometimes you do get the exciting jobs. Most of the time you don't, and you learn that pretty quick.

    123. Re:Precious Snowflakes by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I'm confused about is how you were lying awake and having either dreams or nightmares.

    124. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Icaarus · · Score: 1

      I think the message to take from this is why should I do busy work when I am the one paying to go to school. When they start paying for be to do busywork that is another story.

    125. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer interviews based on grades. If you can't be bothered to get the grades, because school is dull, then you're showing a level of immaturity and lack of motivation that they don't need. Doing the drudge is just as important as the "cool" stuff, because leading edge development is still 5% cool stuff and 95% pushing your cool idea through production. And nobody sits on such a high pedestal that they don't have to do the work required to prepare their new concepts for production.

    126. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /Very/ well said!

    127. Re:Precious Snowflakes by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm with tyleroze: Your entire post can be summed up like this

      OH MY GOD I'M SO FREAKING AWESOME (psst young people suck).

    128. Re:Precious Snowflakes by mgblst · · Score: 1

      There are two types in IT, people like you and me and a lot of people here, who love it. Started programming when they were kids rather than playing games. Found that producing something is a lot more exciting, continued to do this, and went onto University to continue this development. You might be like me, uni didn't teach me a lot about programming, but more about software development and databases.

      Then there are the rest, who are no different to people in any other discipline. They don't love it, they don't do it in their spare time, they could just as easily have done geology, nursing or anything else, but they figured out they might get paid more in it. They are not bad people, they just don't love it.

    129. Re:Precious Snowflakes by mgblst · · Score: 1

      You are doing it wrong. By all means, work hard during the day, then go out and see the town at night, at your works expense. This is what I did all around Europe, and there were often people at the company willing to show me around.

    130. Re:Precious Snowflakes by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      If Bermuda-London is a 1 hour flight for you, I want your jet badly.

    131. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Your employer interviews based on grades when there's already a proven track record of success in the workplace?

      Hunh. Well, to each his own. :)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    132. Re:Precious Snowflakes by thethibs · · Score: 1

      why the fuck can't they?

      Because, relatively speaking, they are friggin' monkeys.

      Somewhere around Percentile 99.9 you have the ability to deliberately adjust your basic assumptions, see the world clearly, pick up anything that interests you and master it, see an opportunity and, with only a little thought, figure out how to exploit it. If your story is true, I'll wager you've never met a puzzle you couldn't solve and pretty much immediately lose interest in. I'll also wager that you've learned to dumb-down when explaining things to your clients and friends.

      It's not your generation, it's the Gaussian curve; use it well.

      --
      I'm a Programmer. That's one level above Software Engineer and one level below Engineer.
    133. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people say things like "I don't mean to brag" and then go on to brag for the next 5 paragraphs, detailing every past and future accomplishment and how much better than everybody else around them they are?

      Narcissism, thy name is FishWithAHammer.

    134. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      Although he does seem to be a bit of an ass about it, there is a distinct non-linearity between GPA and ability. While I would never claim grades don't matter, I wouldn't trust the design work from anyone in my department who's doing better than about a 3.8 in undergrad. (I'm about to graduate with a masters in Aerospace Engineering.) Not to generalize too much, but the ridiculously high GPA students tend to be completely incompetent at any practical applications, and also are fairly obnoxious because they don't recognize their limits and tend to assume they're better than everyone else. Of the few I've known in our department there's only one that I have much respect for.

      Beyond that, (again generalizing, I apologize), people who are in the 3.4-3.8 range (where I am) are going to be much better at theoretical analysis and systems level work, while when you're designing a part to be sent to the machine shop I'll take the guy with a 2.8-3.4 who worked in a machine shop through high school any day.

      Really, what I think, and what I've heard from some interviewers I've worked with on internships is that what projects you've done, and what roles you played is the most valuable indicator of how you'll do. Of course, anything below around a 3.0 does rightly raise questions about commitment (but shouldn't be a deal-breaker).

    135. Re:Precious Snowflakes by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      too bad spellcheckers can't account for overuse and misues of ellipses...

      ...because that annoys the hell out of me in professional emails at work :P

    136. Re:Precious Snowflakes by definate · · Score: 1

      +100 Awesome post.

      I did a lot of fly in fly out work a while ago, I always made the company pay for a better room and better flight. Else they'd send me in there in the morning, give me the cheapest accommodation around, then send me home late that night.

      Travelling always sucked for me, yet other people I'd talk to would be telling me how awesome it was. Until I talked to my Uncle who's been doing it for ages, and he said "Yeah, it sucks, everyone just tries to pretend it doesn't".

      I had people asking me "So, did you go to any fancy restaurants?", while I did sometimes most of the time I was fucked and just got room service after pulling a 14 hour day.

      However, some other consulting gig's I've looked at for the company, while still very businessey, it's a longer term assignment (3 months to a year or even more), and I've heard they are a lot more laid back. They get you your own apartment, there's little hurry, and you work more regular hours, etc.

      This sounds like good travel to me, though it will fuck with your private life a fair amount.

      --
      This is my footer. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    137. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you suggest for an individual who is narcissistic to do about it?

    138. Re:Precious Snowflakes by adamkennedy · · Score: 1

      *cough* Australia *cough*

      The nearest _city_ is a 2 hour flight away.

      Anywhere other than New Zealand you might get to go is an 8 hour long haul, and anywhere interesting (the US or Europe) is a 20-25 hour flight.

      As a result, operations are almost always centralised, and nobody really travels much unless they are project managers or network operations types.

      The only time I've ever been sent anywhere was because the project involved specialised hardware on a closed secure network, so we didn't have a way to do testing except on site.

    139. Re:Precious Snowflakes by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      It never occurred to them that there's a hell of a lot more jobs that are sheer drudgery than are a thrill a minute.

      I think there's something fundamentally wrong with "the system" that creates all the drudge. There's a whole ecosystem developed around the arcana medical billing codes, and another around HIPPA compliance, and on and on in the world - vast legions of people making a living doing what? Mostly just making trouble for other people.

      What we need is a "new Marxism" that doesn't eschew Capitalism, but does find a way to reward people for helping other people accomplish things, and penalize those who make a living of obstruction.

    140. Re:Precious Snowflakes by realnrh · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Having seen a few resumes, I can tell you that having a word spelled wrong or just a crappy formatting job is an immediate red flag. A cover letter makes a world of difference, too - it shows a little more structured writing and shows an actual effort. Well-written email correspondence helps tremendously, at least for that all-important first impression.

      --
      Long? What do you mean the signature at the bottom of every comment I post on Slashdot is too lo
    141. Re:Precious Snowflakes by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have been sent exciting places like Indianapolis.

      Oh, I used to lie awake at nights, dreaming of being sent to Indianapolis. Or was it nightmares.

      Little Rock was my favorite.... I actually have enjoyed not traveling for the last 3 years. Airports suck, economy class seats suck, most hotels - even the $250/night variety suck, rental cars suck, the food can be good, and it's interesting to meet the people sometimes, but hardly worth the rest. Side trips can be nice: Big Sur, the Swiss Alps, Oahu, those were cool, but on the whole, I'd rather stay home.

    142. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a +5 Ironic?

      I graduated last year with a BS in Computer Science, and am now working as a software developer for the same company I interned with for a few summers. I met lots of people like this in school: very intelligent, very ambitious people that don't know when to shut up, especially when the subjects are themselves. I keep in touch with several friends from college, and from what I gather, the braggarts are the ones still looking for jobs. They've been checking out companies and not getting hired, later using the excuse that they "didn't really want to work there any way," and they "could easily find something better." Not all of them are doing poorly, though. Some are self-employed consultants. Successfulness aside, no matter what they do, I think it's safe to say these people will never just be cogs in the machine.

      The other people described here, the ones that didn't really get it and had to ask for lots of help, don't have jobs either. They've either stayed in school, or decided to change career paths. They aren't stupid. They just haven't found a fitting place for their skill set yet.

      So who does have a job? The quiet people. The ones who understood enough not to ask "stupid" questions, but were modest enough not to brag about their understanding of the material or all the "extra" work they did at home.

      As a relatively new employee, I don't interview people yet, so I can't comment as to whether or not there is a rising narcissistic trend in college graduates. I just hope they don't descend upon my workplace like a plague of locusts...

    143. Re:Precious Snowflakes by digsbo · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I see this a lot. It is true of many bright (not exceptional) engineers I've worked with that get these kinds of comments, that they distinguish themselves with PERSEVERANCE. I've noticed that even many engineers in their 40s and 50s are losing this trait. Banging your head on the wall and feeling the hurt until you get the answer is hard, and it sucks when others write it off as "being so smart".

    144. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If and only if it's true it is not narcissistic, but rather the truth. Grades are not important if your starting your own company where the only crediable judgment of your talent is your own self assesment, and that from the customers.
              I do share his philosophy concerning grades, and really don't get the obsessive veneration some people have for colledge grades: as if their self esteem is so poor that they need constant validation from the alphabet.

    145. Re:Precious Snowflakes by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you end up spending so much time actually working that I got very little time to actually go look at the historic European city I was sent to.

      If at all possible, schedule a week, or even just a few days, of personal time off during your travel. If you're lucky, you can schedule your trip to include a weekend, but if you're getting sent to Europe for the first time in 15 years, I'd really look into the possibility of scheduling several days off to enjoy the place before packing up to come home.

    146. Re:Precious Snowflakes by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      By extension - narcissistic people do best within larger organizations where they can take credit for others' work. In a small place, they've got noone to draw from.

    147. Re:Precious Snowflakes by moosesocks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I never really understood just how reactionary people can truly be until this past election cycle (and the subsequent aftermath)

      The most sickening bit is that people seem perfectly content to sarcastically cheer on the failure of the president and the economy.

      Say what you want about Obama's policies -- I personally don't agree with a number of them. However, you've got to cut the guy some slack -- he got thrown headfirst into one of the worst crises seen by the country in the greater part of a century.

      I have a difficult time imagining that another politician would do much better (especially given that the Senate and House still have a fair bit to say in the matter). McCain simply didn't understand the economy, and Ron Paul would have silently rested on his pile of gold as he watched the world burn around him.

      I don't think there was ever a promise of blank-check handouts or an easy ride. I don't think that anybody who was listening could have possibly interpreted it as that. Obama's speeches and statements on the economy -- even dating back to the election -- have been sobering, if not outright depressing. There's no magic bullet, and he knows it.

      One promise that Obama has not faltered on is the accountability of himself and his staff, which is a surprising and dramatic departure from any politician in recent memory. This helps us learn from our mistakes, and grow as a result. This alone makes me trust him more than any of the other guys.

      --
      -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    148. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a "PHP monkey", you narcissistic clod! :-)

      But seriously...

      You seem to believe that your peers are lazy. However, the truth is probably that you are more intelligent than your peers in certain respects. It is also possible that many of your peers have priorities that differ from your own priorities. For example, if their goal is to avoid getting buried in the mundane world of coding, or if their goal is to find ways to get other people to do most of the work on a project (e.g., you), then "Mission Accomplished!"

      I, too, often take the initiative in life, and excel at my work, but I know that the quality that differentiates me from my peers is NOT that they're all lazy. I think it's easy to interpret a lack of initiative, or a lack of recreational learning, as laziness, but I think those characteristics can often be attributed to a lack of innate ability or facility for a subject.

      There's a risk that you'll go through life believing that your peers are lazy. Given your comments, you'll have to fight really hard to attain a more realistic view. Don't give up, otherwise your attitude will hurt your interactions with other people.

    149. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, except for the different languages, culture and legal system. Who minds that, really?

    150. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more, mid-range hotels are mid-range hotels, software labs/offices are much the same wherever you are.

      However expenses are only paid when you're in on business travel :)

    151. Re:Precious Snowflakes by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I heard this a lot: "man, I wish I could work like you do."

      And I ask--why the fuck can't they?

      I'm nothing special, I've just been using computers and programming for a long time. I learned BASIC when I was 7. Not to just print "HELLO WORLD" on the screen, but to do stuff.

      (Most) people are amazingly good at compensating for deficiencies, getting by when they can't do things that others can. Maybe they could learn to do what you can do, often times they probably can't, but even if they can learn, it's easier for them to just compensate around the actual learning (for instance, getting on your team and letting you do the work.)

    152. Re:Precious Snowflakes by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      If you want to get married and raise a family, you need to stay in one spot with a permanent job.

      If you want to travel to "exotic" places like I have, don't do it through work. Do it through vacation using your own money, and take the wife & kids with you.

      Instead of getting married and having a kid, can't I just pick up a tape worm while traveling to exotic places for work?
      /tapeworms: they'll never make you sleep on the couch nor ask "are we there yet"

      --
      [Fuck Beta]
      o0t!
    153. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7. NO NO NO NO NO! Narcissistic people believe THAT you are always thinking about them and as such, they put every ounce of effort they have into making you think well of them.

      Agreed. If someone thinks that "you hate them" is an easier or better explanation than "you forgot about them" or "you don't care", you've got yourself a narcissist. Especially if they think you hate them but they're determined to change your mind instead of blowing you off.

    154. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nursie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh dear.

      I think I might be a narcissist too.

      A better one than you, mind.

    155. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had a coworker who spent a week in Hawai'i. Arrived Monday morning. Worked 14 hour days in an non-air conditioned warehouse in summer. Left Friday night.

      --
      The cake is a pie
    156. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Err, right, so a European travelling to the US on business doesn't count as an example of software engineers travelling, but an American going to europe would.

      Fail?

      I also know lots of Americans that travel frequently on business. It all depends on your priorities and picking the right job, if it's something you want to do. Frankly I find business travel a little overrated, but I do enjoy it.

    157. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me thinks you are exactly like the people they are referring to in the article.

    158. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      It was exactly like this 20 years ago when I graduated. It was probably the same 20 years before that.

      --
      The cake is a pie
    159. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We got that safely covered when he blabbered about being on the top 5% of his class except for... well, the grades.

      Nothing to see here, really. It's just another idiot college grad who believes he is all that, so far above everyone else and so entitled that it's unbelievable how everyone in the world isn't so awesome as him.

      The original funny mod was more appropriate.

    160. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really like the way you think. I will keep your seven points in mind as I go about my daily life--especially the last four.

    161. Re:Precious Snowflakes by thethibs · · Score: 1

      Business travel is awful.

      What a waste!

      For many years (when I was still young and handsome) I travelled constantly. There was one three-year period when I averaged four flights a week. This is the one part of my "previous life" that I miss.

      To begin with, I always travelled "comfortable class", even if I had to foot the upgrade. A comfortable seat and attentive sloe-eyed stewardess makes all the difference.

      And I always scheduled downtime at my destination. I was prepared to make it a condition of employment, but it never came to that - I have always chosen good managers to work for.

      I never sat around in a hotel feeling sorry for myself; I got out and found things to do (hanging around Manhattan Beach chatting up the girls in bikinis comes to mind). When the sun set, I would walk down the street until I found a bar or coffee shop with people my age in it, walk in and introduce myself, and ask to join them. The best way to see a city is with a gang of natives intent on impressing you - especially if the girls are pretty.

      lemonade = F(lemons)

      --
      I'm a Programmer. That's one level above Software Engineer and one level below Engineer.
    162. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fly from Paris to Munich for a meeting and you can probably be home for dinner. Fly from Los Angeles to Munich for a meeting and you burn two days on travel alone.

      --
      The cake is a pie
    163. Re:Precious Snowflakes by budgenator · · Score: 5, Funny

      I stand corrected.
        It's much easier to pretend to agree with a narcissist than to argue with them.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    164. Re:Precious Snowflakes by budgenator · · Score: 1

      who cares, what everyone who isn't, is supposed to do with one is what I'd like to know

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    165. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

      And it NEVER will. Grade matter only to those _in_ school. Even if you go to grad school, getting in will be the last time anyone cares.

      After that, it's about what you have done and know about the real world.

      --
      - Adam L. Beberg - The Cosm Project - http://www.mithral.com/
    166. Re:Precious Snowflakes by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      What we are seeing is the culmination of a couple decades of bad ideas in parenting and education. Hope the generation slightly older than the 'millenials' (the usual term given to this defective generation) will go back to more effective ways.

      --
      Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
    167. Re:Precious Snowflakes by mikael · · Score: 1

      Traveling is fine for conferences and holidays - but I would rather be spending my daily life coding with just a short commute, and choosing the stuff I eat from the fridge every day rather than having to take what's left from the hotel kitchen - assuming that it is still open or that there even is one.

      There is nothing worse than having an evening flight in to a hotel, taking the courtesy bus there and finding out that the last orders were taken less than thirty minutes ago - which was the amount of time you spent waiting for the transport. And the nearest pizza/takeaway/supermarket is on the other side of the freeway - less than 100 metres away from where you are located, but the access road is 1 mile south and back again.

      --
      Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
    168. Re:Precious Snowflakes by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      You sound like a world class jerkoff to me, frankly. World class skills, but can't be bothered to get good grades because you don't like boring work? Well, the next time I have a job that has no boring work attached, I'll call you.

      And, despite your amazing programming skillz, you're also a party dude, and scoring with the ladies, etc, etc.

      But there's no narcissism here, not at all! This is just a humble recitation of truly l33t skillz...No self-aggrandization here! [/sarcasm]

      I'd far rather have a an average guy who works than some puffed up genius in his own mind who's too good for every assignment.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    169. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Yep ... work travel is overrated and I actually dread it these days. I'd rather stay home, close to my family and my hobbies.

      Don't get me wrong, I love travel and travel extensively for vacations. But work travel is sorta awful. All you see is the inside of some office somewhere, and a hotel room or two. Plus the stress of flying long distance and jet lag etc.

      The exception to this is if you can manage to get some leave to take while you're over there. That can be nice. But with my job at least, it's like "ah, can you go to Singapore for Mon-Thurs next week? Great." And you'll fly out on a Sunday, and have the redeye back on the Thursday night and there won't be any time sightseeing.

    170. Re:Precious Snowflakes by niew · · Score: 1

      Where do we get our sense of exelence and

      Hmmm, now that was a damned unfortunate place to stick a typo... Now, wasn't it?

    171. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Swizec · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you find my English good enough to think it was a typo when I'm really just a foreigner. Cheers.

    172. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I don't even reread. I know I'm just always right.

    173. Re:Precious Snowflakes by java+killed+the+dino · · Score: 1

      There is a gulf of difference between being arrogant and narcissistic and being aware of your abilities. He sounds aware of his abilities, and he is exactly the kind of person I would want to work with on a project.

      Self-starters tend to care more about learning than doing well in school. Sometimes doing well in school is a side effect.

    174. Re:Precious Snowflakes by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 0

      There's a bit of a bell curve around 3.5 GPA. Once you drop below 3.0 GPA I've found that it doesn't matter how smart you are, you're unemployable. You don't meet deadlines. You have trouble integrating with a team and you generally are a hindrance to a project even if your work is phenomenal.

      Similarly many 4.0 GPA students start to approach the rote memorization paradigm.

      There is one exception to this rule: Art schools. This is one case where GPA actually tends to reflect competence and employability. Lots and lots and lots of art students are there because "Art is easy right!". They failed high school and feel misunderstood so they think they must by process of elimination be artists.

      This generates a boat load of graduates with 2-3.0 GPAs who never do any of the assignments. Generally don't work on their projects and don't pay attention in class. The higher GPA students tend to be the students who are dedicated to improving their abilities. They'll also be better at working to either get employed or take the initiative in getting their work shown after school. Meanwhile bottom of the bell curve sits around at home wondering why nobody has hired them yet or exhibited their brilliance.

    175. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Still, sounds better than hippies. Don't know what the OP is complaining about.

    176. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Then you didn't read the article too well, because I'm pretty sure I clearly stated that I don't expect it to be handed to me, I've worked my tail off to attain the skills I exhibit, and I have cultivated in myself (with the help of others, especially my father) the drive necessary to be in a place to launch my own company before graduating. I'm not expecting the world to knock at my door--I'm knocking at theirs'.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    177. Re:Precious Snowflakes by atol+angengea · · Score: 1

      If Obama is truly a socialist, he certainly knows how to hide it pretty well. Compare and contrast the political stances of *real* socialists and Obama's voting record and he looks like a moderate Republican.

      I didn't vote for either Obama and McCain - though, despite the fact that McCain and I fundamentally disagree on socioeconomic issues, I'd vote for him over his opponent's alternateen backers. Luckily there are third parties. Do your research. Vote your conscious. And - to be snarky - don't let brainwashed neolibs tell you that a vote for anyone else than Obama is really a vote for McCain.

      but whatever - the election's over anyway...yet I think the sense of entitlement felt by Obama-ites is just beginning.

    178. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      You sound like a world class jerkoff to me, frankly. World class skills, but can't be bothered to get good grades because you don't like boring work? Well, the next time I have a job that has no boring work attached, I'll call you.

      I have a 3.62 GPA. When I said I wasn't in the top five percent because I don't like busywork, I meant exactly that. I don't have the patience to do an extra 50% of work for 4 points on my final grade when I can be working on projects to pad my resume and portfolio and make some money.

      And, despite your amazing programming skillz, you're also a party dude, and scoring with the ladies, etc, etc.

      Identify the problem. Find a solution. Implement the solution. It's all the same. What's so unrealistic about that?

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    179. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      That's what I've found when dealing with employers already. It kind of kills my desire to keep burning the midnight oil on classes, but I want to graduate cum laude just to say I did. :)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    180. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I looked hard at the third party candidates, too. Barr is not worthy of a vote, which sucked because the Libertarian Party, as nuts as they are, they're the closest to my own views (government out of social issues, don't pick my pocket--although I have no innate quarrel with the government expanding to take care of services it does well). I disagree violently with the Constitution Party as well as the Green Party, and I don't remember any others on the ballot here.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    181. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. I'm in Singapore for 2 weeks (first time) from the Seattle area. I've met 2 Christians in the office, 1 in a taxi cab which then directed me to their Church which just happened to be 4 blocks walking distance from the Roxy square hotel where I'm staying. There I met more people and a malaysian man who was the first convert to Christianity from Islam in their church. They now have 10. I was invited to dinner at a local house on Saturday night and taken out for durin on Geylang st. The Christians here have shown me they are Christians.

      John 13:34,35 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all [men] know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

    182. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Parallax48 · · Score: 1

      You are an inspiration. Well done! I hope that you go far.

      I had a similar background, starting with batch file hacking at a very early age (I created a boot menu to choose games and developed from there).

      When I was 13 I started working for my father's small company Technman Electronics as a programmer. Now I have a Computer Science and Management degree under by belt and have had several fulltime jobs, none of which I have found hard enough. I still do a lot of programming on the side and have a simple consultancy - Widget 5

      It has been my experience that only about 1 in 20 programmers really understands their job and knows how to do it really really well. Everyone else works so much slower you can spot them from a mile away. A really good programmer tends to have less code to maintain because they simply make maintance free code!

      Hopefully I can grow the list of people who know me directly and are looking for custom software. I also hope that I don't look like an arrogant person in the process, because sometimes I feel like one.

    183. Re:Precious Snowflakes by david.given · · Score: 1

      As others have posted, traveling for business can be a real grind: you are typically there to do a specific job as fast as humanly possible. I work all day at the client's office, get dinner, go back to the hotel and catch up on my email with the rest of the company, then go to sleep.

      Right now I am in a hotel in Dallas doing a job for my home company, which is based in the UK. So far this year I've spent more time here than at home. And to your comment I have to say: hell yeah.

      Work travel is work. My company is spending a hell of a lot of money for me to be on site with $CLIENT, and they want to get their money's worth. What's more, it's alienating, antisocial work, as there's nobody to talk to, nobody to socialise with, even if I had the energy --- I'm getting nine hour's sleep a night and I'm still too tired in the evenings to do anything other than eat, play some WoW, and sleep.

      So far I've been here about two months, and I don't have a car. In Dallas. I do not have a car in Dallas. That should give you some idea of the kind of opportunities I have to go out and do stuff.

      So work travel is really hard work. It's fascinating and interesting and I volunteered for this job because of that, but it's not fun. I enjoy the job and the challenge and being in strange places, but I'm certainly not relaxing.

    184. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Oh, I used to lie awake at nights, dreaming of being sent to Indianapolis. Or was it nightmares.

      The sad thing is that I know where Cedar Rapids is (and I've been there).

      Of course, I used to live in a nearby town that was even smaller...

    185. Re:Precious Snowflakes by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      If you think all your peers are morons, you're going to a too easy school. If you're aren't stressing your abilities, you aren't learning. And if you can't handle busywork, how are you going to handle the monotony of satisfying your clients' business requirements? (I mean, seriously, it sounds like you live in Mississippi or Arkansas. How much interesting work is there?)

      Even the smart kids must learn to get over themselves. Especially the smart kids.

    186. Re:Precious Snowflakes by david.given · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I read too fast and saw this as "3rd level" human beings, and wondered immediately what game was being played.

      You cast 'Seduce' on Attractive Woman.

      Attractive Woman resists your 'Seduce'.

      You cast 'Seduce' on Average Woman.

      Average Woman resists your 'Seduce'.

      You cast 'Seduce' on Ugly Woman.

      Ugly Woman resists your 'Seduce'.

      You offer 50sp to Prostitute.

      Prostitute accepts your 50sp.

      Prostitute casts 'Low Self Esteem' on you.

      Prostitute casts 'Genital Parasite' on you.

      Prostitute casts 'STD' on you.

      Prostitute steals 5gp from you!

      Pimp attacks you!

      You hit Pimp for 5hp.

      Pimp hits you for 387hp.

      You are stunned!

      Pimp htis you for 623hp.

      Prostitute hits you for 142hp.

      You have died. Your soul receives a 10% durability penalty.

    187. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you are pretty much correct on this, although I would suggest a few points to make it easier. I'm thinking here in terms of long distance international travel here, eg where I live the nearest foreign country is a three hour flight, and anywhere really important is a lot more.

      Firstly, don't go with two much expectation. You will be lucky to get more than perhaps a meal at a reataurant with a nice view, and sometimes less, especially on a relatively short trip. If you have gone to fix a problem you will be lucky to get that. You are more likely to be in the position of nearly missing your flight. Still, even some of those little things can be fun memories. I only ever "saw" Helsinki in winter, walking to and from the hotel/office in the dark morning and evening, but did get a nice meal including reindeer at a good restaurant. Still, a bit different and something to remember.

      So, the best ones are those that are planned in advance, and where you can manage to plan in a little free time. Some employers will be helpful if you ask to travel a day early...I have managed a day at each end of a weeks training in Singapore for instance. I found that if I offered to pay for the extra night in the hotel myself, they would say not to worry, but of course these days they might be more likely to want that. I always made sure I only claimed stuff like meals for the time I would normally have been there. This sort of thing can be partly justified by getting over jet lag, and if the extra time is weekend it is not costing them anything. A whole day looking around a new place gives you a chance to see it a bit better.

      Then there is the possibility of finding something a bit longer term. Depends on the company of course, and the current financial climate, but I was able to leverage the odd trip I got into a two year contract, in Europe. That was with a multinational that then had provision for that sort of thing. The advantage there was that of course I took the wife and family along, at company expense. Not so many of those opportunities around now of course, but they will come again.

      The jobs to avoid are the ones where you would be travelling frequently, whether internally or foreign. You just get tired, you don't get enough time with family or friends, and you never really see anything. Note that as often as not, those discussions about travel tend to turn into seeing who has the worst horror story of the lost baggage/flight cancelled/rioting at destination sort. It is not all fun. On that note, always travel with the idea that you might have to abandon all or part of your luggage and roll with the punches a bit. If your flight is delayed, read your book....always carry a good book!

    188. Re:Precious Snowflakes by brownerthanu · · Score: 1

      You are partly right. Narcissistic people are definitely trying to hide low self esteem through a grandiose front and flashy accomplishments. But it's not true that it's incurable. I can say through experience that I, and a lot of friends of mine, entered the workplace as self-centered hyper-achievers. We were narcissistic to the max and thought it was awesome. As time passed we mellowed out quite a bit, and realized that trying to look cool was a poor substitute for true peace of mind (which I still haven't completely found btw).

      I think a more interesting question to ask is, why do do these kids have such low self esteem and why do they have such a burning need to look cool? I disagree with the linked article. It is not because of self esteem boosts that students are narcissistic, it's because they are scared, scared of not being as cool as they feel they should. It's a self defense mechanism to protect a fragile ego.

      Personally, I just feel sympathy for these kids. They've been programmed to feel they are not sufficient, and have to put on a front to make others believe they are more badass than they actually are.

    189. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Libertarian Party is pretty disappointing. I call myself a libertarian most of the time, but the LP usually manages to pick terrible candidates.

      I'm curious, what's your beef with the Constitution Party? It seems like they're a lot like the Libertarians; small government, return to Constitutional values, etc. Am I missing something?

    190. Re:Precious Snowflakes by schizz69 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If international travel is high on your list of job satisfaction goals, you can achieve it. You may need to do extra work or take a bit of a salary cut to get it, but you can do it.

      By getting a job as a stewardess

    191. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Uh...yeah, you're missing something. The Constituion Party is where the people who aren't satisfied by the Republicans' pandering to the Jesus freaks go. Shit, it's right on their main page:

      Join the Constitution Party in its work to restore our government to its Constitutional limits and our law to its Biblical foundations

      Or the preamble of their platform:

      The Constitution Party gratefully acknowledges the blessing of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ as Creator, Preserver and Ruler of the Universe and of these United States. We hereby appeal to Him for mercy, aid, comfort, guidance and the protection of His Providence as we work to restore and preserve these United States.

      This great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians (Christians in name only, most of 'em--FishWithAHammer); not on religions but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ. For this very reason peoples of other faiths have been and are afforded asylum, prosperity, and freedom of worship here.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    192. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I see. Thanks for pointing that out. I hadn't looked too closely at them.

    193. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Porktastic · · Score: 1

      Thanks budgenator, this is fantastic. I copied and saved this to my quotes file on my PC. I have a friend who is a total narcissist.

      Let's add (in social situations):
      - Often seen buying the newest and flashiest items and makes sure you know about it
      - Constantly asks you what you think about his new girlfriend. Do you think she's hot? No really, what do you think?
      - Your ranking on his list of social priorities falls on what benefit you can bring to him. Be prepared for him to bail on you at any time. "Oh, well this new bar opened up, sorry I missed your birthday."

      Yeah, your number 6 is right on. Just eliminate these people from your life. Needless to say, I don't hang out with this "friend" much, anymore. Funny enough, the moment I started ignoring his emails, the more he emailed trying to get a response. I think it's easy to buy into these people when you are younger. When you get older, become a little wiser, and hopefully build up your self-esteem and self-respect, you can see the bullshit coming from a mile away and/or you can feel the black hole of attention-seeking ready to swallow you whole. Run away or ignore them.

      If you are stuck working with these personalities, be prepared to get ideas taken from you, have credit taken for your hard work, getting asked to "do favors" by working on their pet projects instead of your own work. Always, ALWAYS deal with these people in writing (emails, document, signed requirements, etc. - actually, deal with writing for any work-related matter) If this person runs your company, well, good luck?

    194. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ptbarnett · · Score: 1

      So far I've been here about two months, and I don't have a car. In Dallas. I do not have a car in Dallas. That should give you some idea of the kind of opportunities I have to go out and do stuff.

      Ouch. I sympathize. I had the same situation in Washington, DC, last year.... although they have the Metro, and I was able to rent a car for a few hours from Zipcar a couple of times on weekends when the train didn't go where I wanted to go.

      If you can somehow get to one of the DART stations, that will give you some options. Another possibility: ask your employer if they will allow you to expense a car for a weekend day. Even if they don't, you can rent from a place like Enterprise starting at $32/day. Enterprise will bring the car to you.

    195. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you drop below 3.0 GPA I've found that it doesn't matter how smart you are, you're unemployable.

      wut
      We all know that not being able to regurgitate spoonfed information is an accurate indication of future workplace performance!

    196. Re:Precious Snowflakes by MikeO · · Score: 0, Troll

      I spent a fair bit of time in "Academia", but never encountered your "Career Services Department". Maybe your are mistaking community college for academia?

    197. Re:Precious Snowflakes by 5865 · · Score: 1

      The 3.9's and 4.0's are just rising up to the challenge of whatever tasks are imposed on them and gaming it. Getting whatever needed to be done, done. Doesn't matter shit if you can engineer an aircraft out of forks and spoons if you can't get things done.

    198. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you all got trolled.

      (Pretty well executed IMHO)

    199. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ukemike · · Score: 2

      Actually, being sent to Indianapolis can be loads of fun, say in early or mid May. At least for race fans.

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    200. Re:Precious Snowflakes by bronney · · Score: 1

      We're all educated stupid and evil, such as and. And I believe you, bro. Can you imagine what it'd be like if there's no school? All that creativity, all those ways to pick a pocket. We can't let that happen.

      Let's make something called school to occupy them!

      I am only in the job for the money, whether the job is meaningful is irrelevant.

    201. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Cathbard · · Score: 1

      Wife and kids? So this is short term advice?

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      "A cynic is what an idealist calls a realist" - Sir Humphrey Appleby
    202. Re:Precious Snowflakes by 1tsm3 · · Score: 1

      Can I get your girlfriend's number and your work schedule? I plan to call and tell her how much you love her and I'm trying to see if I can rewrite your schedule to reduce your travelling time. (* Eyes darting *).

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      -ItsME
    203. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah well, not anymore. CART is dead and IRL is unbelievably fugly.

    204. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Masa · · Score: 1

      Business travel is awful. You fly somewhere really exciting and interesting - work your ass off, have zero social life, feel incredibly lonely as you wonder around your hotel, then you fly home. The important thing is to make up lots of stories of how great it was, all the crazy people you met, what a great bunch of lads your customers/colleagues are etc..

      This is so true.

      I like travelling abroad on vacation, but...

      I try to avoid travelling overseas as much as possible because it really is not that fun as you might expect from the movies and great stories you hear from other people. Usually when I have to travel, it's just hell from start to finish: first of all, usually the trip is only two or three days, so it just is constant travelling and working, not much rest. I have to wake up in ungodly hours to catch my plane, which takes off at six or seven in the morning (and you have to be an hour or two earlier at the airport, depending where you are, and of course the airport is usually in the middle of nowhere). I also hate sitting in a cramped seat in economy class (no business class in my job). And then I have to do a ten-hour day on top of the travelling. So usually it means that my day is about 18-20 hour long before I can get to my hotel (and the hotel is IMHO the best part of the trip, that's the first and only time, when I don't actually have to do anything or go anywhere). And then the next day the same ordeal in reverse. God, it sucks!

      Oh, and the best part: I don't get paid for the travelling hours. Only working hours. So, in essence, I'm donating my free time to my employer.

      Domestic travel is not much better but I prefer it over travelling abroad any day.

      I just can't understand why anyone would want voluntarily to do work-related travelling. It's nothing like the recreational travelling.

    205. Re:Precious Snowflakes by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Being "a foreigner" doesn't mean that your English skills have to be lacking.

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    206. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Indianapolis? You lucky, lucky bastard! I got sent to Lawton, OK more times than I could count!

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      Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
    207. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      (I mean, seriously, it sounds like you live in Mississippi or Arkansas.

      Worse. Maine.

      How much interesting work is there?)

      Very little that I don't make myself. Hence why I'm launching a company this summer. It's an interesting task that I don't at all consider monotonous because it's my work, it's work that I have crafted. It's important to me, where, say, a set of calculus problems isn't (and even then I still do well enough). Buy-in is everything, and controlling boredom more of it. For me, anyway.

      That, and I plan to transition to management/new development and begin hiring maintenance staff as soon as financially feasible. ;-)

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    208. Re:Precious Snowflakes by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The most entertaining way of seeing this in action is watching Simon Cowell telling the utterly terrible American X-Factor contestants just how much they suck.

      The problem with that is that you have to watch the utterly terrible American X-Factor contestants and that's one of the things I absolutely refuse to subject myself to.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    209. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Busywork exists in college if you have already advanced past the curriculum. As an example...would you consider a 100-level course about Java to be trivial when you have been programming in the language for 4-5 years? Sure, that B+/A- grade will be fairly easy to get, but that's a 3.66 GPA. If you're aiming higher, you're going to have to spend a considerable amount of time on assignments that border on the inane (important for development of new programmers, yes--but not so for an experienced programmer). Then take into account that you could turn the three hours you spent on ekeing out that last .33 of GPA and use it to learn something new, potentially more valuable. Or spend that time networking, meeting new people, and having fun.

      As I said, I'm not in the top 5% of my class academically. I "only" have a 3.62 GPA. And I've spent that time far more productively than the guys rote-memorizing for their precious 4.0.

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      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    210. Re:Precious Snowflakes by linhares · · Score: 1

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad. Hmm, and this group constitutes Barack Obama's most ardent supporters. We're doomed.

      WAT? "We are the ones we've been waiting for".

    211. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Filip22012005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except that I am out drinking, having fun, and getting laid. I'm also making a nice chunk of change while I do it. :)

      You're getting a nice chunk of change while getting laid? That explains your post somewhat.

      --
      When the policeman of the tie, rule you violate, hello punishment of the kitty?
    212. Re:Precious Snowflakes by jjohn_h · · Score: 1

      >>> As a European, travelling internationally is not all that different than domestic travel in the US.

      Please be advised that there is a vast difference between Finland and Greece, Spain and Denmark, Germany and Italy, UK and France. It has got to do with language and manners. And yes, people also look different.

    213. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      - Constantly asks you what you think about his new girlfriend. Do you think she's hot? No really, what do you think?

      A real narcissist would never, ever, do that. Narcissm is all about "ME, MYSELF, AND I". Other people are not important.

      Also, don't confuse narcisstic personality disorder with histrionic personality disorder. Both can be equally unpleasant to deal with in the long run (even though people having them usually make fairly interesting conversation partners), but their motivations are entirely different.

    214. Re:Precious Snowflakes by backwardMechanic · · Score: 1

      ...ignoring that the GP was talking about travel to the US... There is a difference here. It's one of the bonuses of living in Europe. You can actually drive for an hour and end up in a different country with a different language and culture. I'm writing from Switzerland - here you don't even have to leave the country for that.

    215. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woop.

      We all used Logo or something in gradeschool. Your statement is like saying, "Yeah, and I learned to walk at an early age too!"

      Definitely a narcissist.

    216. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      TV and Movies always cut out the boring parts of life:

      Observe how people dial a phone and immediately somebody picks up on the other side.

      Or how in movies intercontinental plane trips at most consist of entering a plane and then magically coming out of the airport on the other side (conveniently skipping the 11h sitting between a fat lady and a spoiled brat).

      Or how movies characters cross large cities from one side to the other in the blink of an eye (unless they are engage in a high-speed car pursuit).

      Even "real-life" type of movies or series always do that - nobody wants to spend 1/2 looking at the TV seeing the main character travel from Paddington to Liverpool Street Station on the tube (subway) ...

    217. Re:Precious Snowflakes by warGod3 · · Score: 1

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad.

      Yes they are afflicted with this mentality whether they are a college graduate or not. I think the "cure" for this "affliction" is a severe dose of bitchslap of reality.

      --
      "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." General James Mattis
    218. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to travel and see interesting things as part of your work, your best bet is to work in academia. Hell, going to conferences in Korea and Greece was half the reason I became a grad student :) If I had been just one year early, I could've gone to Brazil! Ah :)

      If a conference is 4-5 days, you basically have one or two days' obligations (i.e. present your papers). After 4pm you're usually free to do whatever...and you don't have to attend each day either. Fly in a day early or stay a day longer ("but there aren't any flights! OK there's that one, but it's sooo expensive, it's cheaper to just stay for one more night and fly the next day, I'm saving the University money") and hit the beach...

    219. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't make up too much stories though, or you'll end up going there again, or even worse, being sent there for good!

    220. Re:Precious Snowflakes by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      ... and there won't be any time sightseeing.

      Now that's not entirely true. You get to see what type of toilets they use in different countries. How business hotels are outfitted. How does the airport Pizza Hut differ from the Pizza Hut at home. What type of fun has the airport security cooked up?

      Business travel, almost as fun as syphilis(at least that was fun to contract).

    221. Re:Precious Snowflakes by feanor981 · · Score: 1

      I agree completely.
      I do the same every week: no social life, working 10-12 hours a day, a great hotel is just a place where you sleep and take showers.

      Traveling from time to time is fine. Doing it continuosly is insane.

      F**ked job travels :-)

    222. Re:Precious Snowflakes by false1 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. Get ready for the big Baccalaureate bubble to burst in another 5-6 years when all the grads with $120,000 dollars in debt and low paying "salary" jobs decide to walk away from that albatross.

    223. Re:Precious Snowflakes by martas · · Score: 1

      That's not the only problem. As an undergraduate student in the CS department of a somewhat prestigious university, I can say that by the time the students get here most of them have already been conditioned to do the following:
      1) not care about anything but the amount of money they make
      2) not appreciate the fundamental beauty of what they are learning, instead only thinking about how much more marketable their skills will become once they learn it
      3) be terribly obnoxious and arrogant when it comes to the existing curriculum, or the people who came up with it. most of them think that they could come up with 3 courses that could not only completely replace the existing 8 requirements, but also teach them all they need to know to become the next Steve Jobs.
      4) to confuse Computer Science with Web 2.0. they tend to think that CS is mainly about JavaScript and PHP, while language and graph theory are just boring things that the "old people" think they should know.

      I could go on, but I'd better make my point first: students who are "good" enough to get into top universities are already in the mentality that they'll be sleeping with models everywhere from Milan to Honk Kong by the time they're 25. I highly doubt that the way colleges advertise themselves can have such a profound effect on them in such a short time period. If you ask me, it's a combination of parenting, TV, and [high-] school that does this to them.

    224. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a CS major because I like working on good approximations to NP-Hard problems. I like the mathematics of it but I sure hate coding.

    225. Re:Precious Snowflakes by deadweight · · Score: 1

      What kind of boat do you have? It takes me 5-6 days in good weather to get to Bermuda in my boat. It is about 600-800 miles from any port on the East Coast. You must have a VERY fast boat.

    226. Re:Precious Snowflakes by deadweight · · Score: 1

      WORD Wife is pissed because I get to "goof off" in Seattle all week. Arrive after dark - go to hotel - try and sleep. Work 12-16 hours days. Fly home after dark. I never seen SAW any of Seattle.

    227. Re:Precious Snowflakes by houghi · · Score: 1

      Why lie? What I did and many of my co workers when going to a place was take some holiday. That way you do not pay for the ticket, the company does. And often they take their partner with them, who then only needs to pay the difference.

      No extra cost to the company and cheaper for you.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    228. Re:Precious Snowflakes by markbark · · Score: 0

      My generation is afflicted entitlement mentalities and an aversion to actually doing anything to better themselves. It's sad.

      Hmm, and this group constitutes Barack Obama's most ardent supporters.

      Obama's supporters?!?!

      Sounds more like those kleptocrat Rushpublican CEO's who, after running their companies into the ground, whine about having to forego multi-million dollar bonuses and are driven to a near fatal case of the vapors at the merest suggestion of having to survive on a salary of "only" $500,000USD/year.

      Project much?

    229. Re:Precious Snowflakes by icebrain · · Score: 1

      I think OP meant in terms of things like airfare, hassle, etc. European countries are smaller and much more closely packed together, and so international travel is more commonplace.

      For example, going from London to Berlin is like going from Atlanta to Washingon, DC. in terms of distance. An hour and a half flight, or so.

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      The meek may inherit the earth, but the strong shall take the stars.
    230. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lie awake at night to dream?
      Are you confused about what sleeping is?

    231. Re:Precious Snowflakes by houghi · · Score: 1

      As a clinically diagnosed narcissist, I find this list to be pretty inaccurate.

      That list wasn't about you.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    232. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are after a thrill a minute, join the Marines and get an assignment in Afghanistan. Even that is boring until the shooting starts... but then it is a real rush (if you are one of the survivors).

    233. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My old man has a million miler on multiple airlines.

      It's way overrated.

      Took him away from his family, and most of his time was spent in shitty cities. At least he loved his work.

    234. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a clinically diagnosed narcissist, I find this list to be pretty inaccurate.

      True. The list describes someone with histrionic personality disorder, not a narcissist. The two are often confused, but work fairly differently. Both types make interesting conversation partners and horrible relatives. :P

    235. Re:Precious Snowflakes by CFTM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although I agree, the perverse thing is I know many people who will only watch the show at the beginning for the absolute train wrecks.

    236. Re:Precious Snowflakes by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...and what's so funny is that he gets the reputation of being a horrible, cruel person.

      Generally, he simply cuts straight to the point and says what everyone's thinking anyway "You're really a horrible singer and should think of some other career." People are just so shocked by his lack of euphemism and unwillingness to play by certain overly polite rules of social interaction. He's a staggeringly successful businessman in a business that is ephemeral, superficial, and entirely about aesthetics: if he doesn't apply his judgement quickly and accurately, he will not be successful. The people he's reviewing are simply the products he will be promoting, and he's (essentially) given over the ability to choose which product is most likely to be marketable to a giant focus-group-vote.* That takes some courage, so he's GOT to control it by weeding as aggressively as possible. It's NOT a charity, so as much as the poor little crippled kid with the abusive mommy and the amputee daddy might *want* to be a famous singer, pity isn't going to get butts in the seats night after night after night in some mediocre auditorium in Vegas on a 3 year contract. Further, I can imagine it's a HARSH business. It's all about image and everything, and if your precious little snowflake of self-image melts at his criticism, you probably don't have the strength of character to be on stage.

      * although I personally believe that after Ruben Studdard, he controls the voting behind the scenes, at least to some degree.

      I have only once heard him say something that (by my standards) crossed the line, and that was when he told some woman she was disgustingly fat and an atrocious singer...and she was, honestly. But there IS a concept called tact - this was the selection process and at a certain point simply saying "No, sorry" is enough. (Then again, two points: first, I'd probably be a little cross after listening to 00's of people caterwauling and then being annoyed that you don't 'appreciate' their awesomeness; second, in that sense there is a filter-value to being a little intimidating in the early shows, to weed out the unserious long before they waste his time.)

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      -Styopa
    237. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a college CS junior. I am in the top 5% in my class in ability (grades are another matter, busywork annoys me).

      This was the funniest part.

    238. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that the way colleges advertise themselves can have such a profound effect on them in such a short time period. If you ask me, it's a combination of parenting, TV, and [high-] school that does this to them.

      It probably doesn't help that many people do actually seem to get rich doing "mainly JavaScript and PHP", and often in their 20s. I don't know a lot of wealthy people, but all the wealthy people I know made their money throwing together websites, working for social networking firms on AJAXy stuff, or otherwise doing what amounts to a cool hack that was in the right place at the right time.

    239. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I live in Indianapolis.

      Let me assure you, there are worse places in this world to be stuck.

      Jackson Mississippi comes to mind.

    240. Re:Precious Snowflakes by erroneous · · Score: 1

      Professor Hathaway: Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.

      - Real Genius.

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    241. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first job out of college was non-stop travel. I would spend 4 days traveling and have 2 days off if I was lucky, repeat. It was not that fun and I only did it for 13 months before I had to leave. It's exhausting, you never see your friends anymore (since your days off are all over the week). Plus it is very lonely to travel for work.

      I went to some cool places like New Orleans, Denver, New York, Florida, etc... but most for my travel was to shit places like South Dakota, Idaho, Kentucky, and upstate New York... Not really glamorous.

      The best part of business travel is the free shit you pick up: Airlines miles, per diem pay, STDs...

    242. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      This isn't necessarily a bad thing. Sure, having a dose of realism in there certainly will help them when they meet an unfortunate truth, yet at the same time it's when people are young that they are most likely to achieve move to big dreams. This is because they have this almost naive view of the world, where they're doing big and awesome things, and they don't have a family to support.

      Sure, 95% of them will quickly fold and learn to live with their boring lives. But 5% of them hold onto that dream and make it. If everyone just told the kid they weren't special, and told them they'd get boring jobs and lead a boring life, chances are, that's what they'd do and we wouldn't have that 5% going out there making something amazing.

      Parents should encourage them to give them their fancy dreams, and the rest of the world should put them down to make them understand reality and it balances out.

      My thoughts anyway.

      ~Jarik

    243. Re:Precious Snowflakes by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Where do we get our sense of exelence...

      Probably not from your spelling skills...

    244. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be under the mistaken impression that the US is a monoculture.

      The only thing that holds us together is that we like everywhere else less.

    245. Re:Precious Snowflakes by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Allow me to summarize your excellent post: "young and dumb" applies to every generation ever.

    246. Re:Precious Snowflakes by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      When I got stuck on travel most of last summer, I started blogging about how pissed off I was. Not even work-related stuff, just about how idiotic the airline staff was, or how run down some of the hotels were. That kept me sane.

    247. Re:Precious Snowflakes by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      +1 insighful. I know a flight attendant, loves the job because of the down time in other places (even in spite of having to deal with people arguably at their worst)

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      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    248. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more about the mindset issue. However, look at the cost of an education these days. $120k seems to be on the lower end unless you're talking about a community college or a very small state-funded school.

      The only way parents pay that kind of money is if they're convinced their kids won't get a job as more than a janitor without it.

      Universities encourage this mentality - they wouldn't be able to charge such high tuitions if they weren't perceived as the gateway to a nice career.

      I look at college as a tool - if you know what you want to do with your life, and getting there calls for college then go to college. If you don't know what you want to do with your life, then there are MUCH cheaper and more effective ways to figure that out than to go to college. If you just want to have fun, there are also much more cost-effective ways of doing this as well.

    249. Re:Precious Snowflakes by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      I'm not a college grad but do have to travel several times a year for my job to work with clients on strategy. Domestic and International.... neither of which is very fun... not un-fun exactly, just not fun and I have a fun job.

      Skype or GoToMeeting are much more effective 90% of the time, cost 90% less money and everyone is happier when it's something that can be done remotely.

      These college grads need to realize that travel is a huge waste of energy and time... something which cuts into their effectiveness and can upset their personal life dramatically. Sure it sounds like fun to go abroad frequently - the reality is that you don't get to pick when, where or for how long... that's not a business trip, it's a vacation. Work travel is mostly early mornings, long meetings and boring plane rides... punctuated by a hangover your second day out (why does everyone feel the need to do shots when they travel?).

      SO... save your money and plan a trip using your vacation time. You'll enjoy it even more after the anticipation of having planned it...

       

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      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    250. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thrown into? I believe Obama's ascendancy was voluntary. Don't forget which party is responsible not only for the crisis but for putting the people who caused it in charge of "fixing" it. He wasn't thrown into anything, and what he was thrown into he was complicit in creating.
      Might want to check out how the economy was doing in 2007 before the socialists took control of congress too.

    251. Re:Precious Snowflakes by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      Shhhh! I just figured this out a few years ago. Don't tell others, I need all the help I can get.

      I was never good at English courses in school, now I'm wishing I would have paid more attention...

    252. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I thought you might be too!

      --
      "I only speak the truth"
      Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
    253. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like we are raising a bunch of future Wall street executive. In time they will sharpen their skills; learn how to spin their 'entitlements' into legal obligations and even take bailout money to pay themselves these 'earned' bonus. Once their training is complete they will earn the right to call themselves 'Republicans'.

      (This attitude isn't new to your generation my friend. It's been well role modeled for you by your elders. As a matter of fact, some might say that your expectations are not high enough. Try this when your company folds; ask for $40 million dollars for helping to broker the yard sale of your institution to Bank of America. That's what the CEO of Merrill Lynch did when BofA purchased them. In light of that, maybe you deserve that trip overseas.)

    254. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sad how quickly the media can erase the facts from the memory of it's customers.

    255. Re:Precious Snowflakes by neersign · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's funny that people don't think of this, or don't want to do this. I was sent to Europe for a two week engineering conference and took an extra weekend to explore a little on my own. Out of the 7 americans on the trip, only one other did the same thing.

      We had another engineering conference in Colorado and I was amazed that only two other people wanted to go out early and hit the slopes. The company payed the airfare so all I had to do was pay the extra nights stay and lift tickets...total no brainer to me. I'm sure everyone has their reasons one way or the other, but opportunities like these don't pop up everyday so it's hard for me to understand why everyone doesn't make the most out of them.

    256. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded -- here and there, now and then -- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

              This is known as "bad luck."

                  -- Robert Heilein

    257. Re:Precious Snowflakes by j-tull · · Score: 1

      A lot of the "perks" come down to pure dumb luck. I've been in the workforce a slim 4 years, and most of my assignments were to typical IT hot beds like Atlanta and Chicago. Finally, I've landed a gig that has sent me to Germany, France, and Switzerland, and there is the chance at more European (and even Australian) travel in the near future. So, don't give up kids. Give yourself enough time and a little luck, and you'll get to work 16 hour work days in another country too.

    258. Re:Precious Snowflakes by david.given · · Score: 1

      If you can somehow get to one of the DART stations, that will give you some options. Another possibility: ask your employer if they will allow you to expense a car for a weekend day. Even if they don't, you can rent from a place like Enterprise [enterprise.com] starting at $32/day. Enterprise will bring the car to you.

      Yes, I've been using the DART --- Galatyn Park is about five minutes walk from my hotel. I never knew Dallas had public transport! And apparently, neither does anyone here, because whenever I mention it I get blank looks.

      Work will give me a car if I need one, but so far I haven't seen the need. I'd only use it at weekends, and usually only on Sundays due to spending most of Saturday recovering from the week, and given that I'm used to driving on the left and having had a look at the traffic on I-75 I think I'd prefer to live.

    259. Re:Precious Snowflakes by sandmaninator · · Score: 1

      There is no land on this earth where the closest foreign territory is Bermuda... Unless you consider Canada part of the United States.

    260. Re:Precious Snowflakes by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I was sent to Zurich with a weekend included, so I paid for my own train fare to the mountains and did 2 days of snowboarding... A couple of years later I had a trip with a layover in Paris, rather than doing a 6 hour layover, I extended it to 6 days and took a TGV (+Oberalp Bahn) back to the Alps for another few days there.

      It's called "personal time" for a reason, if you're working in the US, you get precious little of it each year, don't be afraid to use it to your best advantage. Your overseas colleagues will likely think better of you if you admire their country enough to take a little vacation there.

    261. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the most important thing in my life. Even if I die to save a child of mine I would do it because it feeds my own ego, and protects my genetic identity through time. I'm sure you are the most important things of your own life, and still would sacrifice to a lot of things... Telling a kid that he is above just for being different will doom his morale when he fails.

    262. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ptbarnett · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've been using the DART --- Galatyn Park is about five minutes walk from my hotel. I never knew Dallas had public transport! And apparently, neither does anyone here, because whenever I mention it I get blank looks.

      The popularity of DART rises and falls in inverse relation to gas prices. But, it's primarily used by people to commute to downtown Dallas, as there isn't much at the rest of the stations except a parking lot.

      [...]given that I'm used to driving on the left and having had a look at the traffic on I-75 I think I'd prefer to live.

      It took me a few days to adapt to driving on the right in the UK, but I survived. However, you can get anywhere via the side streets, it will just take a bit longer....

    263. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rental cars suck

      Rental cars? LUXURY!

    264. Re:Precious Snowflakes by david.given · · Score: 1

      The popularity of DART rises and falls in inverse relation to gas prices. But, it's primarily used by people to commute to downtown Dallas, as there isn't much at the rest of the stations except a parking lot.

      No kidding --- getting off at the George W. Bush Turnpike station, I found myself in a square of uncrossable roads containing me, the DART station, a car park, and Fry's Electronics. I could see the CompUSA I wanted to get to on the other side of the road; I just couldn't get there...

    265. Re:Precious Snowflakes by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      In the almost seven years since I graduated from college, I've never been sent overseas for work. I have been sent exciting places like Indianapolis.

      I volunteered to work for a few days while on a personal vacation to Japan. While my company didn't pay for my hotel or my flight (my wife's company and frequent-flier miles did, respectively), I *was* paid for working those two days, and I got a fascinating look at a starkly different corporate life. I consider that a valuable part of the cultural experience I received. And it didn't hurt my career.

      --
      It doesn't hurt to be nice.
    266. Re:Precious Snowflakes by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      But the kids rocking 3.9's and 4.0's, that "top five percent" in grades? They're clueless. Absorb the book material, spit it back out on exams, forget it after. It's all rote, there's no intuition and no skill.

      That's only possible at an institution that has really poor standards, and, anywhere it is possible, an equal or greater proportion of the students with lower GPA's will also have no substantive skill, they just will also lack the skill of absorbing book material and spitting it back on exams.

      That's not to say you won't see people that are incredibly talented and skilled that still end up with lower GPAs than people that have lesser talents and skills, and its not even to say that sometime the former type of people won't end up being better in the workforce. Which is, of course, why few employers look only at GPA.

    267. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with your point that business travel, especially overseas, is extremely busy and non-stop, I disagree that there is no "pleasure" that can be taken from it. Speaking as a recent "whipper-snapper" who had the opportunity to travel overseas significantly in my last job I can tell you that I really enjoyed those trips, even though they were an extremely busy time. Despite the workload, you still get a chance to experience a different culture and have the opportunity to see things that you don't get to here. You just need to take advantage of the opportunities presented to you over there ... go out of the hotel to eat, talk to the people you are visiting and learn about where you are visiting and what you can do while there, spend an extra week on your own bill after the work is complete, etc.

      With that said, you need to earn the right to take those trips, and honestly be lucky to be in a position that requires that kind of travel. Recent grads will rarely be sent overseas, however after a few years on the job if you prove yourself to be resourceful, professional, and capable of handling the job then you may be tagged in to take the trip. Just be sure that you make the most of it.

    268. Re:Precious Snowflakes by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      It's surprising how many senior execs equate the quality of one's written language output with intelligence or the ability to do.

      If communicating in writing is part of your job, the quality of "written language output" (or, more conventionally, "writing") isn't just something that people falsely equate with the "ability to do", it is a core job proficiency. And there are very few tech jobs where communication isn't an important part of the job, and more often than not writing is an important part of that communication.

    269. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ptbarnett · · Score: 1

      I found myself in a square of uncrossable roads containing me, the DART station, a car park, and Fry's Electronics. I could see the CompUSA I wanted to get to on the other side of the road; I just couldn't get there...

      Walk north past Fry's to Plano Parkway and cross 75 there. You will have to dodge some traffic, but you can get there.

      On the other hand, it's very unlikely there's anything you can buy at CompUSA that isn't available at Fry's -- and it's almost certainly less expensive.

    270. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more. I've been to Japan several times and on all but one trip I didn't see much outside of walking range from my hotel - which was in a small city of no particular significance (other than having a Shinkansen stop - for a reason none of the locals could fathom). One trip was two weeks in duration so I was able to spend the weekend in Tokyo and the vicinity sightseeing - friendly coworkers were definitely helpful there!

      Now, one thing that I did like about the trip is that you get a completely different view of foreign culture just working in a country than sightseeing. I think I learned far more about Japanese culture just visting an ordinary shopping mall, fast food places, and walking down the streets than listing to tour guides go on about temples. I could go an entire day and not see anybody who was not ethnically Japanese, and while the locals (off the job site) certainly spoke English better than I spoke Japanese the language barrier was a definite challenge.

      On the other hand, to go along with this I spent the years surrounding my few trips to Japan with countless meetings at 6-7AM or 10PM to accomodate the time differences. Quite a bit of work was accomplished with semi-productive email exchanges (send an email, get a response the next day, clarify your question, repeat...).

      Work is about, well, work... As others have pointed out the junkets aren't all they're cracked up to be.

    271. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heck, fly from LA to New York City for a meeting and you'll burn 1.5 days for travel.

      Lots of foreigners don't grasp just how big the USA is. An American could spend two weeks vacation in a different state every year and only get minimal exposure to the country as a whole. And the US isn't the largest country out there by far. A friend spent a week in Austrailia and commented that they were amazed at how much ocean-front property is completely uninhabited - in the US you couldn't find an inch of coastline that doesn't have some kind of house on it. The interior might as well be Mars for the most part.

      You can travel across three countries in Europe in the time it takes to drive across a larger state in the US. And let's not even talk about Canada, China, or the Ukraine.

    272. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is the archetype for the narcissistic youth coming into a workplace thinking they know everything best. Good luck to them when they get real jobs and realizes they can't do everything their own way anymore. It doesn't matter if what they've done successfully so far is good if the doesn't work with the culture or technology in use at their new workplace.

    273. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 13 years ago, I traveled internationally a few times for work. Several times to Europe and twice to Australia.

      When people hear that I've been to Australia on business, they ask if it was beautiful. My response is that I was only there 36-48 hours each time, and all I saw of Australia was the city between the airport and datacenter--where I catnapped in their break room.

    274. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would walk down the street until I found a bar or coffee shop with people my age in it, walk in and introduce myself, and ask to join them. The best way to see a city is with a gang of natives intent on impressing you

      If you try to do that these days you will get shot in the face. Damn kids.

    275. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I met my now-wife while traveling for business. It's not all bad, if you can kick yourself into leaving the hotel and meeting the locals. :)

    276. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Why fly from Paris to Munich? Probably be quicker by train.

      Most of the time travelling seems to be spent mucking around at airports. The actual moving-around part of travelling doesn't seem to make much difference on journeys less than 1000 miles...

    277. Re:Precious Snowflakes by ptbarnett · · Score: 1

      I've been to Japan several times and on all but one trip I didn't see much outside of walking range from my hotel - which was in a small city of no particular significance (other than having a Shinkansen stop - for a reason none of the locals could fathom). One trip was two weeks in duration so I was able to spend the weekend in Tokyo and the vicinity sightseeing - friendly coworkers were definitely helpful there!

      My trip to Tokyo was one of the few business trips where I had "fun", although it was a different situation: I took some time off from a short vacation to work for a day, in exchange for my employer splitting some of my expenses.

      If you go back, jump on the bullet train to Utsunomiya and switch to the local train to Nikko. Then, you can either catch a cab or walk about 20 minutes to the Futarasan Shrine.

      It's a popular tourist destination for the Japanese, especially in the fall. There's another train from Tokyo that takes a "scenic" route through the mountains to Nikko, but I wanted to ride the bullet train. :-)

    278. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      Firefox has a spell checker, right click in a text box and check "Check Spelling".

      I depend on this feature so much that I've resorted to using Word followed by copy-and-paste on locked down corporate PCs that only have IE.

      --
      Nick
    279. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "Oh yeah my grades were lousy, but I was really the smartest person in the class".

      Mt recent experiences have led me to believe that this person (if they are not lying about their intelligence and they are not a lazy bastard) needs a prescription for ADD medication.

      If they make it past the depression caused by realizing they could have done so much more with their life had they been medicated at an earlier age, they will usually shape up into a phenomenally professional and competent employee.

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    280. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the comedians used to say - I spent a week in Indianapolis one night.

    281. Re:Precious Snowflakes by dwye · · Score: 1

      > ....mom and dad always told them they were incredibly special, and would do amazing things.

      Weird. My mother told me if I didn't get all A's that I would end up digging ditches (with shovels, not a backhoe, and certainly not as a Civ Eng).

    282. Re:Precious Snowflakes by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Lawton, OK? You lucky jammy bastard! I spent months in Skowhegan ME, and mostly miserable winter months...

      --
      Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
    283. Re:Precious Snowflakes by markbark · · Score: 1

      Nah, the real sadness is anonymous cowards sitting in their mother's basements continuing to write diatribes against the folks trying to clean up a mess three decades in the making while defending the Gordon Gekko types who got us into it.

      Rush/O'Reilly/Beck/Savage et al. are well paid liars somewhat akin to a circus clown hired by an amusement park owner after a roller coaster crash to distract the public from noticing that ride inspection wasn't all it should be.

      --MAB

    284. Re:Precious Snowflakes by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

      Business travel is awful.
      I disagree. It can certainly be rough, but I thoroughly enjoy getting vital things done that cannot be done at home (and possibly not by anyone else on the project). I had a lot of fun and got a lot done on my overseas trips. On the other hand, I haven't travelled for a bit, and I'm enjoying the calm. I think enjoyment depends on the kind of trip, and where you are in your life. And how frequent it is...

    285. Re:Precious Snowflakes by martas · · Score: 1

      True. And I blame the Web 2.0 bubble for that. I don't even want to think about what will happen when that bubble bursts, given all the economic shit hitting the fan these days.

    286. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Kittenman · · Score: 1
      Anywhere other than New Zealand you might get to go is an 8 hour long haul, and anywhere interesting (the US or Europe) is a 20-25 hour flight.

      New Zealand is uninteresting?

      I live there, you insensitive clod!!

      --
      "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
    287. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Within my first major job I was sent to Karratha in Western Australia. (I Live in Perth, the capital).

      Sometimes I wish I was sent somewhere better.... like the slums of Calcutta.....

      There are worse things than being sent to Indianapolis!

    288. Re:Precious Snowflakes by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Most major colleges I know about have one. Here's an example:
      http://www.career.umn.edu/

      When I was in college, I found them more useful for things like the job fairs they organized rather than for things like guidance, which is best obtained from someone working in the field you'd like to go into.

    289. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Yes, ellipses can get out of hand. Please complete this thought for me...

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    290. Re:Precious Snowflakes by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Average and proud. That's me!

      Okay, I'm not saying that I'm actually proud of being average. I mean, it's not like it's something to strive for.

      Correction, it's something that half the population can strive for.

      Depending on the distribution of the given trait.

      To be more precise, I think I'm an above (but not all that far above) average intellect, crippled with a flaky work ethic and an overactive desire for novelty. Hopefully it all averages out to about average.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    291. Re:Precious Snowflakes by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Meh. He actually sounds like a pretty reasonable guy to me.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    292. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Jacques+Chester · · Score: 1

      I know this comment is days too late, but I felt compelled as Australian and internet nerd to correct somebody.

      The area of the continental USA is larger than Australia. Not by a huge amount, but it is.

      On the other hand, Australia has about 21 million people in the whole country, most of whom live on one coastline. The interior is basically empty, by American standards. The USA is very densely settled by comparison.

      --

      Classical Liberalism: All your base are belong to you.

    293. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My previous jobs required business travel, mostly for test and integration of systems that we built. The days were pretty long and tiring. But the trips were longer, spanning the weekends. (It was cheaper and less annoying to stay there than to fly home and then back.)

      I did enjoy putzing around on the weekends.

      A few weeks in a remote location is fine with me. But I couldn't do the taveling saleman gig, with meetings in different locations every day.

    294. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      It took me a few days to adapt to driving on the right in the UK, but I survived.

      You must be very lucky, because we drive on the left.

      --
      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
    295. Re:Precious Snowflakes by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Be careful here, Everyone has some Narcissistic traits, is can be strong in tweens and moderates with maturity. Some people just stop maturing but this isn't the same as full-blown clinical diagnosable NPD.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    296. Re:Precious Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to go ahead and disagree. My experience with business travel has always been huge expense accounts, and relaxation. We have to be reasonable though. No more than $125 per person for dinner, and they limit us to $75 at lunch.

    297. Re:Precious Snowflakes by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      A 3.6 GPA might be good, but you seriously need to re-evaluate the tone of your post. Do you honestly not think that you're coming off as narcissistic as those we're discussing here?

      Humility is a wonderful gift. The people that I've seen who brag to no end about their abilities are usually the ones who are most insecure about themselves. Keep that in mind.

      Does seem like you're going down the right path. I wish you the best; I'm sure you'll be fine.

    298. Re:Precious Snowflakes by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      On a tangential note, I'm seeing a lot of ego here. Lot's of people saying they're skilled, or experienced, or (most likely) both. Anyone here feel that they're only average at what they do? Don't look at me, though. I am an exceptional bachelor of maths student, and I just know it. ;)

      Many hiring managers and employees have commended me for the experience on my resume. Clients I have consulted have been impressed by the agility and quality of my work. A significant amount of people think that I'm one of a kind, but I honestly just think that I'm a pretty above average person at best.

      I know I'm a nice and extremely well-rounded person who likes to learn and help others, but what motivates me to do more and work hard is the idea that there are many more people like that, and that I have to work to make myself really stick out. That might not be true, but it keeps me going.

    299. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I think I'm coming off as someone who knows his stuff cold and is well aware that he's a self-starter who has cultivated the drive that most of his peers don't have.

      I'm not an arrogant sort, but what looks like vanity to some is reasoned self-assessment to others. I don't expect everybody to have had the same kind of experience I have. But I don't think it's unreasonable to expect people to bust their asses as much as I do.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    300. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I was on ADD meds for a while, actually. Stopped before college because they killed my ability to think creatively and apply my knowledge effectively.

      I've got a 3.62 GPA right now. When I said I wasn't in the top 5% of grades, I meant exactly that.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    301. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Ding ding ding.

      I'm paying them an embarrassing amount of money for the little slip of paper that says I am employable. (In part to make my family happy, I'll be the first male college graduate in my family's history.) Work that just goes over and over the same crap again, the same stuff I've been doing for years, is not fun, not interesting, and not profitable.

      The latter's the key. When somebody is paying me to deal with their boring, repetitive tasks, I am benefitting in a very real way--so they get done. If you want busywork done, you'd better make it worthwhile.

      Many of my professors understand this. They get why I'm OK with kicking ass on exams and pulling an A- average in a course: because I'm spending less time on the busywork and more time on other, more relevant stuff.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    302. Re:Precious Snowflakes by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      I can see where you're coming from. When people act like that in front of me, I perceive them to be a bit vain. Then again, people that work hard for their rewards deserve to brag a little.

    303. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I'm not working for anyone else. That's the point of kicking ass and taking names now: it gives me the technical bearing to effectively run the technical side of a business, and has given me enough time to study and learn about the business operations side of things.

      I have worked myself into a position where I am able to, at least at first, give the finger to the idea of going out and getting a "regular job." Busting ass gives you options.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    304. Re:Precious Snowflakes by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Maybe this'll refine my OP a little more...

      Some students I know will jump at the chance to spend time learning how stuff works with somebody willing to teach them. They're also the students who apply to Google Summer of Code, bust their asses to get good internships, and generally display drive that offsets their lesser natural skill. They're not the ones who say "I wish I could do what you do," because they're sitting down, shutting up, and applying themselves to get there.

      Other students I know will say "I wish I could do what you do," but don't apply themselves to try to get there. They just drift through, getting shitty internships (if any at all) and shitty summer jobs at the ice cream shack. They might wish they could do it, but the key is something unspoken: "I wish I could do what you do without spending any time on it."

      The former are people I love working with. I'll spend a ton of time sitting down and teaching them, until they get the issue at hand. (I enjoy teaching a lot, too.) It's the latter who are far more common and far more obnoxious, and the ones I was talking about in the OP.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    305. Re:Precious Snowflakes by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      Agreed completely. I was just discussing this on another forum literally a minute ago. It's all about drive. Some people want to "go further," while others settle at where they are. It's like complaints: lots of people make them, but few ACT on them. And that's the key.

    306. Re:Precious Snowflakes by scientus · · Score: 1

      You obviously havn't been to the west coast. or at least the pacific northwest. (washington or oregon)

  3. First Bonus Post by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what do I get? A ferrari? week in Tahiti?

    Does the geek cred I gain by posting on Slashdot mean I automatically become CTO?

    --
    Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
    What truth?
    There is no dupe
    1. Re:First Bonus Post by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Funny

      I made millions selling karma futures, back before the economy turned bad.

    2. Re:First Bonus Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made millions selling karma futures, back before the economy turned bad.

      I paid nothing for this joke and I STILL want a refund.

  4. Yes by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is probably true. The reason being, is that students recently graduating who are around my age are children of the baby boomers. The baby boomers were a rather prosperous generation, so in general their kids had a lot of comforts and opportunity that they take for granted. Almost everybody I knew in college didn't know the value of hard work, and expected their privilege and excellence to be rewarded at face value, probably because they never HAD to work hard, because their baby boomer parents had provided them with everything they need. I really do blame the baby boomers. They grew up in a sort of fantasy world, where they could preach peace, love, and not war, and ignore the realities of the world. And so, their children will most likely have the same attitude.

    1. Re:Yes by JustShootMe · · Score: 0

      But theyre not really children of the baby boomers, really. They're children of the children of the baby boomers. The children of the baby boomers gave us the financial debacles that we're only just now starting to realize the scope of. The children of the children of the baby boomers...

      Well, let's just say that they're now in for a huge and shocking dose of reality. If you don't have some really impressive credentials at this point... lots of luck.

      --
      For linux tips: http://www.linuxtipsblog.com
    2. Re:Yes by Chakolate47 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jeez - where did you go to college? Silver Spoon U? The state school I graduated from a few years ago had many students who were the first college attendees in their families. We worked hard and didn't expect favors. You'll find what you look for in life. If you're looking for whiny unrealistic brats, that's what you'll see. If you look for hard-working joes, that's what you'll find.

    3. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason being, is that students recently graduating who are around my age are children of the baby boomers.

      Is this the year 2000 again? Many of the current graduates are children of the GenXers and nearly all undergrads are. This only incidentally has to do with the boomers, and that is how they absconded from being parents to be their childrens "friend" and passed off the role of parenting to schools. I have just gone back to university for a career change and it is funny how many of the kids here act like they are still in school and their teachers will cover for their lack of studying (it is sink or swim in Australian universities).

    4. Re:Yes by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Almost everybody I knew in college didn't know the value of hard work

      Look at the world around you and show me where 'hard work' is getting the best results for the worker.

      The best ways to a life of comfort and excitement are luck, corruption, parental privilege, or a combination of all three. Good ideas might also get you somewhere, but only with a dose of luck attached. Sometimes, but certainly not always, these might need to be coupled with a workload that's maybe equivalent to that of a nurse or a teacher. Notice how said nurse and teacher are putting in equally hard work for a relative pittance?

      The way monetary value is measured has become almost completely abstract, so it's unsurprising that those growing up in this system have different ideas to the older generation.

    5. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I really do blame the baby boomers. They grew up in a sort of fantasy world, where they could preach peace, love, and not war

      Right. You're living in your own fantasy world where it has become convenient to blame the baby boomers. I'm a baby boomer and lived through those times. We had to fight to "preach peace" in opposition to Johnson and Nixon and their wars - and those fights were sometimes, perhaps often, bloody.

      But it has become the accepted truth (and as such never to be questioned by those who accept it) that the baby boomers are responsible for all that is evil and horrible today. You might try pulling your head out of your butt and read some history - you'll find that nothing is as simple as you would like it to be, nor is it necessarily simple enough for you to understand it without work (which, I suspect, you're unwilling to do).

    6. Re:Yes by bug1 · · Score: 0, Troll

      X gen are the children of baby boomers, Y Gen is the children of X Gen, this narcissistic gen has been called the "Me generation", and i think we can blame it on APPLE (its worth a try anyway) and all their superficial instant gratification approach.

    7. Re:Yes by JustShootMe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, I think Apple has nothing to do with it. Frankly, I don't think any corporation does. The reason is that a corporation exists to make money, and thus to market to the people whom they want to make money from. Once a corporation comes on the scene and starts doing things a certain way, it's because it's *already figured out that that's what's going to appeal to people of that demographic*. TV, Radio, Apple., etc. They're not causing the problem - they're a product of the problem. The worst that can be said for them is that because of the power of their machine, they take what could have been an easily managed problem that already exists and throw it all out of proportion.

      No. It's the parents. If parents would parent responsibly, make sure their kids did stuff that benefited them rather than damaged, held their teachers' feet to the fire to do the same thing... we wouldn't be hearing about any of this.

      Apple., etc., only has an inroad into the psyche of children because there's a parent shaped hole that isn't filled.

      --
      For linux tips: http://www.linuxtipsblog.com
    8. Re:Yes by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      For the most part, baby boomers were f*cking mooches.

      There's a difference between "hippies" and genuine political activists.

      Most boomers weren't Abbie Hoffman.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    9. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...students recently graduating who are around my age are children of the baby boomers."

      I think you have this one right (NOT). They're kids of the GENx group. The children of Baby Boomers are, many times, in the later half of their thirties.

      Check your facts my friend...

    10. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luck, is only a matter of suitable preparation for the time when opportunity presents.

    11. Re:Yes by Xiroth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, but that's utter tripe. Sure, once you've made it you might not have to work hard if you don't want to. But, unless you're born to it, you do have to work hard to get places - even if you're lucky or even corrupt. I used to have this attitude too, figuring that I'd just do the bare minimum of work that would give me the chance of getting that golden luck. It got me absolutely nowhere - if you really want to build a business or launch a product, you've got to work your freaking arse off.

      I'm not entirely sure where I got the idea that if I'm working hard then I'm not doing it right, but I know that it sabotaged me for years. Hard work by itself doesn't directly equate into wealth - if you're not working on something that won't be particularly profitable, no matter how hard you work you're not going to get much out of it. But not working hard means you're definitely not going to make it, unless you'd prefer to count on winning the lottery.

    12. Re:Yes by tigersha · · Score: 1

      >Most boomers weren't Abbie Hoffman

      Thank God for that!

      --
      The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
    13. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 20, in College and am the son of baby boomers. Granted my mom was almost 35 when she had me, but it's not impossible. I'd say the people in the same year as me in College are either the tail end of the baby boomer kids or the the kids of Generation X.

    14. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... what preparation did I do that led me to be born into a household that can pay for my college straight out of income, without any belt-tightening?

    15. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot or you don't know jack about history. I'm a boomer. I worked my ass off to get where I am. My kids will do the same. My father was a product of the depression, and an Air Force officer. "Make love, not war" was considered an interesting concept when I was growing up, but nothing more.

      Today's climate of entitlement disgusts me. I loathe the new hires who expect to have the corner office right out of school. I don't actively work to see them fail, but I sure as hell don't prop them up, either.

      Other than whining, which new grads seem to excel at, what do you propose be done about the problem?

    16. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The baby boom crashed after 1961. The latter boomers did not have things handed to them on a plate, but rather found themselves continually competing with a glut of people a little older and a little more experienced. Senior positions remained full. Advancement was rare and slow. School was a premonition; a system ceasing investment as it adjusted to looming drop in students, and burnt-out teachers who'd hired on in the intial expansion and were just staying for tenure and retirement.

      You're parroting the current fad of blaming boomers. This is something later. Got more to do with a generation that grew up during two economic booms, if they were geographically lucky - the yuppy bmw 80s followed by the 90s web boom. Both of those booms made media celebity of idealized easy-money careers for bright young things.

    17. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nobility of hard work is art practicality (work has to be done) and part self-delusion (if we acknowledged how brutal and ultimately useless a large part of it are, who would do it?).

      The key components to success are perseverance and randomness (aka "luck"). We only have control only over one and it is, sadly, not the sole predictor of success.

    18. Re:Yes by radtea · · Score: 1

      Look at the world around you and show me where 'hard work' is getting the best results for the worker.

      When the worker is self-employed.

      This is the critical thing: people who try to get ahead in the corporate world by hard work are suckers, because that's not what matters there. Pleasing your boss, etc, is.

      As a freelancer and consultant, I get paid serious money for hard work, and because of the fields I work in my stuff has to actually, y'know, Do The Job. It isn't an easy position to get into, but not nearly as hard as is often made out, and far too many people get suckered into playing the suit's game.

      My advice to any junior-level person or student is: focus on learning business skills, and aim at getting out on your own as soon as possible. It took me ten years to do it. I had some real limitations in terms of personality. But I had persistence, self-motivation and goal-directedness, and if you have those you have what it takes.

      I was saying to a friend today that I live a writer's life (solitary, flexible, master of my own time) on a software developer's pay. That's a pretty sweet deal, and it is within the grasp of more people than you might think, if they are only willing to put in the hard work of learning the business skills and taking the risks.

      One of the best ways of doing that is working for successively smaller businesses who do stuff in your domain of interest.

      --
      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
    19. Re:Yes by Eil · · Score: 1

      You'll find what you look for in life. If you're looking for whiny unrealistic brats, that's what you'll see. If you look for hard-working joes, that's what you'll find.

      So the reality is whiny hard-working brats?

    20. Re:Yes by Neeperando · · Score: 1

      OK, parents were once children themselves. You can't take a problem that's endemic to an entire culture, point 100 million fingers at 100 million parents and say, "All of society's problems are specifically YOUR FAULT".

      Why are today's parents so bad? By /. logic, I suppose it's because their parents raised them badly. But how did the grandparents get so bad? Was it the great-grandparents? I could go on until be get back to the first animal that nurtured its young.

      I'm not an anthropologist or a sociologist. I don't claim to understand the causes and know the solutions to our problems. But, with this like with just about everything else, assuming that the cause is simple and easy to understand will not fix anything.

      --
      Being a computer scientist means you tell people how computers should work, not that you know how they actually work.
    21. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am currently a grad student at a highly respected University, and I TAed a class where there were two or three students that should have received F's, but the prof was told by the administration that we should do everything we can to help them pass, including special study sessions after hours, bonus homework assignments, etc. The students didn't even do this and still got D's. Infuriating.

    22. Re:Yes by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      Assuming the cause is that which it isn't also won't fix anything. Neither will throwing your hands up in the air and saying we don't know the cause.

      Better parents won't fix everything. But it certainly would fix more than 50% of the things that have been going wrong, in my opinion. It would pretty much destroy the ghetto class, it would deal a significant blow to the drug trade (without having to have an ineffectual war), it would help politics and foreign policy... things would be just better all around. Not perfect... but better, for sure.

      But the one thing I'm sure of goes back to my original point - it ain't the corporations. In an ideal world, corporations who marketed to kids in the manner that some of the more irresponsible ones do would shrivel up and die due to an uprising from the parents. But it ain't happening.

      --
      For linux tips: http://www.linuxtipsblog.com
    23. Re:Yes by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Do you even work? Or is this opinion based purely on your parent's basement?

      You sound quite bitter, like that you actually have this special snowflake syndrome. You seem to believe that you were passed over?

    24. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not entirely sure where I got the idea that if I'm working hard then I'm not doing it right

      I can answer that one:

      "Work smarter not harder"

      That tired axiom is a thorn in the side of anyone with more ambition than a carpenter or bricklayer. You have to do both to become extraordinary.

    25. Re:Yes by nissim · · Score: 1

      Actually the current crop of graduates are part of the "Millenials" or Gen Y. Their parents are the boomers.

      Gen X were born to those who were children before the World War II. Sometimes called the "silent" generation.

    26. Re:Yes by atol+angengea · · Score: 1

      I really do blame the baby boomers. They grew up in a sort of fantasy world, where they could preach peace, love, and not war, and ignore the realities of the world. And so, their children will most likely have the same attitude.

      Agreed. And then came the '80s. Cocaine, Reagan, and cold cash. And now the boomers feel it their imperative to save "democracies" - ones in which they ironically chose to support under that infernal Reagan. El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras...? And that's just Central America. Another failing of the baby-boom generation with regard to its offspring is that old saw about us all being "different" and "special" (as mentioned earlier) and "unique." There is nothing wrong with these ideologies at face value - we *are* different, special, and unique in our own way, but that's no reason to go into an interview and demand an MTV job.

    27. Re:Yes by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      What is "instant" or "superficial" about Apple products? Is a Dell Inspiron not "instant" because it is black? Are Zunes not "superficial" because (nobody buys them) they don't come in as many colors?

    28. Re:Yes by bug1 · · Score: 1

      What is "instant" or "superficial" about Apple products?

      Come on, surely you have noticed that apple puts a lot of attention to appearance... they probably employ more marketing people than developers.

      Yes other companies are superficial too, but apple are the masters.

    29. Re:Yes by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Being good at marketing and developing a good product are not mutually exclusive. I have noticed Apple puts a lot of attention to appearance, which happens to be one compelling reason to purchase Apple products over the competition.

    30. Re:Yes by jadavis · · Score: 1

      The best ways to a life of comfort and excitement are luck, corruption, parental privilege, or a combination of all three.

      You forgot the most important one: good decisions.

      Almost everyone in life is faced with a choice: when do you have children?

      If you choose age 15, then you are (statistically) in for a life of hard work and sacrifice, without a lot of comfort or excitement.

      If you choose age 25, you are much more likely to be comfortable and have opportunity for excitement.

      That choice is neither luck, corruption, or parental privilege, but it matters greatly. There are all kinds of decisions like that:
          * do you take a night class after work, or do you come home and drink beer and watch TV?
          * do you take the challenging courses in school, or do you spend your time at parties or making trouble?
          * what friends do you choose to spend time with?
          * are you resourceful enough to seek out opportunity when it is not immediately presented to you? For example, moving to another city with more jobs?

      Your viewpoint is extremely cynical. There is still a lot of opportunity in the U.S. for self-determination. It usually takes a combination of all of these things to make someone poor: a series of bad choices, some bad luck, and their family isn't rich enough to bail them out.

      --
      Social scientists are inspired by theories; scientists are humbled by facts.
    31. Re:Yes by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Mod down, not insightful.

      Hard work is a complete misnomer for success. Ability has a lot to do with success, and often "hard work" is used as a substitute for one's lack of ability. There's nothing wrong with "hard work"--it is one mean to an end--but to assume one must work hard in order to succeed is a mistake. A lot of success comes from privilege and ability--both things that are heightened by being fortunate enough to be the child of successful parents. So I don't understand why you are attaching "blame" to baby boomers who have done what they are supposed to in providing for the success of their children. Your post rings of class envy more than anything else.

    32. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My mommy was great, my daddy was great, I'm just a sh** head!" - Jeff Foxworthy

    33. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boo fucking hoo. Your generation cursed the Western World with its eventual downfall. The rampant political correctness and outright cultural suicide can be traced back to the left wing Baby Boom traitors. How many Vietnamese and Cambodians had to die because you were more preoccupied with getting stoned and otherwise being a good little useful idiot for the dictators of the world? We would have had another thriving Asian democracy similar to S Korea if your kind wouldn't have fucked it up. Do you sleep well at night knowing that your generation will bankrupt all the social services in the US and the rest of the Western world because you were too busy fucking anything that moved instead of actual breeding: ie having enough kids to actually support your lazy ass in retirement? IMHO, the world would be a better place if Johnson and Nixon would have rounded up all the Baby Boomer hippies and composted them. I will dance a jig when the last Baby Boomer is dead. Fuck you and good riddance

    34. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the parents of the most narcissistic youth I know (being in college myself) did everything they could to make sure their kids did stuff that benefited them as much as possible, held teachers' feet to the fire and parented as responsibly as possible, to overbearing levels almost, and it accomplished nothing.

      What it comes down to is that people are narcissistic pricks until a bigger narcissistic prick comes along and smacks them over the back of the head. Parents for whatever reason have an amazing inability to teach their kids life lessons, and it probably has something to do with the inherent relationship between parents and their kids (i.e. a kid expects their parent to never really harm them).

      The kids eventually learn what it's like to be on the receiving end of narcissism and then end their bullshit but it takes time. This is 'smacked over the back of the head' theory is an oversimplification of course, since normally it takes many smacks, and even then it doesn't abolish narcissism, it just brings it under control.

  5. As a young college graduate... by Talgrath · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps I'm just more realistic than the average college graduate, but I'd really just...like a job. I knew, coming in, that whatever I learned in college was just the tip of the iceberg; if getting a BS in Computer Science really prepared you for everything you might see in the "real world" then why are there Masters and Doctorate programs? I will admit that a lot of my fellow college students thought that they are geniuses for one reason or another, but I'm under no such delusions. Hell, in this economy, I'd just like a steady IT job; but it has been remarkably hard to find one with the market flooded with more experienced individuals.

    1. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are good boy, you will do it well. you may ask the man for job?

      you are good boy, you work for good man.

    2. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, Masters and Doctorate programs have nothing to do with the "real world" of non-academic jobs. There IS a lot that you don't learn in college, but you are expected to learn it on the job.

    3. Re:As a young college graduate... by niklask · · Score: 5, Informative

      You know, Masters and Doctorate programs have nothing to do with the "real world" of non-academic jobs. There IS a lot that you don't learn in college, but you are expected to learn it on the job.

      This may be true in the U.S. but its not true everywhere else. In many European countries, like my own home Sweden, a master's degree in engineering is not at all uncommon. In fact, for most engineering jobs a master's degree is required.

    4. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, with the shit education we get in the US if you land a job you are very luck indeed.
      That is why Obama administration is going to be sending a bill to the congress to create a federal program to send at least 20% of the US undergraduate and graduate students to Universities overseas, in Europe, Brazil, China and India, so they can learn what those people learn, and perhaps learn why those places are not affected by the economic depression the way our USA is.

    5. Re:As a young college graduate... by damburger · · Score: 1

      In Comp Sci? Maybe. In Management? Almost certainly. In Physics? I think not.

      --
      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    6. Re:As a young college graduate... by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      You know, Masters and Doctorate programs have nothing to do with the "real world" of non-academic jobs. There IS a lot that you don't learn in college, but you are expected to learn it on the job.

      You know, there are some very real skills you can learn with a graduate degree that you just won't as an undergrad. By taking two years to get a masters degree, and focusing on the relevant courses, I can actually gather more knowledge in two years than I would on the job because I don't have to spend time working as well. This mainly applies to engineering fields but ymmv.

      --
      "Educate the mind but never at the expense of the soul."~Blessed Basil Moreau
    7. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can actually gather more knowledge in two years than I would on the job because I don't have to spend time working as well. This mainly applies to engineering fields but ymmv.

      Right. The relevant knowledge you gained in a grad program has a half-life of maybe five years. If you have an undergrad in engineering you already know how to think.

      Good job wasting your time!

    8. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There are Doctorate programs to prepare people to do serious research and be Professors.
      There are Masters programs to prepare people to do Doctorates and TA labs and classes.

      There are Bachelor degrees to prepare people to not be idiots. You seem to have failed yours. you're not learning everything you might see in the real world, you're supposed to be learning how to think and learn. If you want to learn how to do things you'll see in the real world, do vocational training. In the real world, you will most likely never have to code your own hashtable implementation.

    9. Re:As a young college graduate... by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I knew, coming in, that whatever I learned in college was just the tip of the iceberg;

      And the reality is that you don't get to use what you learned in college in entry level jobs anyway :-) It all sounds so exciting: high particle physics, building an OS from scratch, international monetary policies, building a skyscraper. But then you end up fixing typos on web pages, fetching coffee, updating Sarbanes-Oxley paperwork, etc.

    10. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why Obama administration is going to be sending a bill to the congress to create a federal program to send at least 20% of the US undergraduate and graduate students to Universities overseas, in Europe, Brazil, China and India, so they can learn what those people learn, and perhaps learn why those places are not affected by the economic depression the way our USA is.

      That's the most hilarious non sequitur I've seen in awhile! Between the US and UK we have eight out of the ten top engineering schools on the planet. I've worked with Euro grads before, and they're excellent academics. They just don't know how to actually do anything that yields a practical result. I'd put the UK, US, Canadians, and Aussies ahead of the rest of you.. especially Brazil, what a joke.

      Secondly, Europe and parts of Asia are harder hit by the depression than the US is. I'm not sure what rag you got your information from, but mine's the BBC.

    11. Re:As a young college graduate... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      "In Physics?"

      There aren't really jobs out there for physicists. So, whatever you will be doing for a job if you get a degree in physics will probably be learned on the job. The vast majority of skills for any job are learned through experience. The theory you learn in school is no substitute for real-world experience. Think of it more as a supplement, and experience dealing with mind-numbing crap or "learning to learn," if you like that phrase better.

    12. Re:As a young college graduate... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      If you're working as a glorified monkey then sure however if you plan to do more than grad school helps a lot in most fields.

    13. Re:As a young college graduate... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Most of the things I learned in grad school were invented before I was born. Most of the rest were simply re-hashes of old methods to new problems or to better hardware.

      If you're taking classes that have a half-life of five years then you're doing it wrong or you're going to a degree mill college. The point of college is not to teach you crap (ie: programming languages, tools, etc.) that you can learn in two hours on your free time.

    14. Re:As a young college graduate... by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      A master's degree in engineering and a bachelor's degree in engineering also has a different meaning and set of requirements. You can't easily translate the EU experience to the North American experience to the Middle-Eastern experience to the East Asian experience.

    15. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Niklask: The Swedish high engineering degree was (until recently) "civilingenjor". CivilingenjÃr is not as extensive as an international master's.

      I hardly know anyone who graduated before they began to work. An employer may ask for the moon and the stars but in the end he or she will end up with what the job market can deliver.

      Of course, the job market might soon be able to deliver the moon and the stars at low prices.

    16. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, a Master or Engineering is an MEng. They do not require a thesis but sometimes may involve a project. Most jobs in the US prefer an MS over an MEng as it shows the ability to work independently towards a long term goal.

    17. Re:As a young college graduate... by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Well, considering the fact that it's a two year program, a half life of 5 years seems to work out. From discussions I've had with others in industry I've found that I get to skip 5 years of boring work and start out in a much more interesting position. That's why I'm in graduate school, the pay raise is nice, but the added enjoyment to my occupation is the ultimate motivator.

      --
      "Educate the mind but never at the expense of the soul."~Blessed Basil Moreau
    18. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, Masters and Doctorate programs have nothing to do with the "real world" of non-academic jobs. There IS a lot that you don't learn in college, but you are expected to learn it on the job.

      This may be true in the U.S. but its not true everywhere else. In many European countries, like my own home Sweden, a master's degree in engineering is not at all uncommon. In fact, for most engineering jobs a master's degree is required.

      That doesn't mean it prepares you for the job.

    19. Re:As a young college graduate... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      This was the same in the UK, but I think it is more due to differences in the education system. After working with a lot of these honours/masters graduates, I can tell you they weren't any better than normal graduates I worked with in Australia. Some of them were disgraceful.

    20. Re:As a young college graduate... by niklask · · Score: 1

      Niklask: The Swedish high engineering degree was (until recently) "civilingenjor". CivilingenjÃr is not as extensive as an international master's.

      I wouldn't claim that a semester is "extensive". Furthermore, quite a few graduates with a lot more academic credits than what is required.

      And my professor and colleagues at my home institution wouldn't agree with you. To them the newly instituted "real" master's program for European nationals isn't much different than the "civilingenjor" (which traditionally have been equated with a master's)

      I hardly know anyone who graduated before they began to work.

      You must come from a different time or place, because I know nobody who in practice wasn't ready to graduate.

      An employer may ask for the moon and the stars but in the end he or she will end up with what the job market can deliver.

      Of course, the job market might soon be able to deliver the moon and the stars at low prices.

    21. Re:As a young college graduate... by niklask · · Score: 1

      You know, Masters and Doctorate programs have nothing to do with the "real world" of non-academic jobs. There IS a lot that you don't learn in college, but you are expected to learn it on the job.

      This may be true in the U.S. but its not true everywhere else. In many European countries, like my own home Sweden, a master's degree in engineering is not at all uncommon. In fact, for most engineering jobs a master's degree is required.

      That doesn't mean it prepares you for the job.

      You know, the original post stated that Masters and Doctorate programs have nothing to do with the "real world" of non-academic jobs, which in my world is plain wrong.

    22. Re:As a young college graduate... by niklask · · Score: 1

      And the reality is that you don't get to use what you learned in college in entry level jobs anyway :-) It all sounds so exciting: high particle physics

      A lot of the work done in high energy physics is done by graduate students and post-docs, so yes, entry-level jobs require you do use what you learned in college and they are exciting.

      building an OS from scratch, international monetary policies, building a skyscraper. But then you end up fixing typos on web pages, fetching coffee, updating Sarbanes-Oxley paperwork, etc.

      For the rest of them you have point, but only a small one.

    23. Re:As a young college graduate... by fermion · · Score: 1
      I don't think you are so atypical. I think most young adults are looking for a job. The problem, I think are the adults in charge. They want someone who can work without incurring any training costs. they want someone who requires no supervision so they can get their executive pay without doing any work. They want someone who is so greedy that they will work 20 hour days without 20 hours of pay in hopes of possible future reward. So who do these irresponsible adults get, ignorant narcissistic children with no work ethic or social integrity beyond what will get them ahead.

      I am not a child and always required a fair wage for my work. I have completed enough projects in my life and have seen enough failures to know the difference between a good manager and bad ones. The good ones hire a balance of staff that will work together to complete a project. The bad ones will hire naive precocious children and greedy managers in hopes of getting a profit before the bottom falls out. So the reason I am saying this is because everyone always wants to blame the young people. It is not their fault. It is up to those of us who are older and have more experience to help those that are just learning their own capabilities and shortcoming.

      So don't blame the kids. The kids were not the ones that told everyone to go out and get a generic amoral MBA so they could get rich and fly around the world. The kids are not the ones that set up criminal loans that nearly pushed the world to the brink of collapse. The kids are not the ones that told everyone to get a CS degree, or they the ones that are hiring based on a specific degree, rather than a general degree and capability. It is the adults that are doing this, and if anyone is to blame for narcissistic kids it is people like the person who posted this question. For some reason hiring managers are upset that they are getting the exact type of employees they claim to want. If one wants a rational employee, then advertise rational expectations, and have rational expectation of what a young person can do and what a young person needs.

      As far as the parent, keep being realistic. Find a reasonable person to work for, an adult who will help you grow into the person you want to be. They exist. Ignore people like the poster who want to blame the worlds problem on the children, and whine how bette the world will be if kids were just like they were. I will give you a hint. Madoff grew up to the in the 40's and 50's, the alleged high point of United States civilization. Clearly, not all kids were better back then than they are today, and not all kids are worse now.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    24. Re:As a young college graduate... by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      You speak as though you've never been in a graduate program. Graduate programs in Computer Science are advanced degrees that confer a thorough and in-depth knowledge of computer science. I think the problem is that you confuse non-academic jobs with computer science, when really most of them are software engineering.

      Computer science is an entirely different discipline from software engineering and even a BS isn't really focused on teaching you software engineering (bug tracking, version control, etc.). If you want to do software engineering, certainly don't consider a graduate degree. On the other hand, if you want to study computer science, by all means consider it. For example, one of the main areas of research that I am interested in is the development of implicitly parallizable languages that scale across many cores and processors. This is most definitely computer science, but definitely not software engineering.

      There is a need for both, but the two disciplines are highly separate. Have computer scientists do software engineering and you end up with unreadably elegant code with no bug tracking or version control that only works as a "proof of concept," and have software engineers do language design and you end up with PHP.

    25. Re:As a young college graduate... by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      Most of the things I learned in grad school were invented before I was born. Most of the rest were simply re-hashes of old methods to new problems or to better hardware.

      If timely research and academic publishing weren't part of your graduate degree, something is seriously wrong.

    26. Re:As a young college graduate... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Or I was in a masters program instead of a phd program.

    27. Re:As a young college graduate... by RuthlessMinx · · Score: 1

      I'm just hoping not to end up homeless this year. I'm about to graduate having had my job offer recinded due the economy. But I refuse to give up hope and just take any job. I believe I'll get my dream job because I have more drive than anyone else. If I fail, my parents and I will end up living on the street.

    28. Re:As a young college graduate... by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      While we don't require all MSCS students to complete a research thesis, some students pursue a departmental honor called a "distinction in research". It's a great option if you're at all interested in research or considering a possible Ph.D program or a career as a researcher. The goal is to produce work that is publishable in a journal or a conference.

      http://cs.stanford.edu/degrees/mscs/classes/planning/

      I guess it is not required for a masters degree, however every top level school that I can find gives the opportunity for research. Sometimes as a student you have to take the initiative and make the most out of your education.

      At the very least, it is directly applicable in various areas of computer science, if not software engineering

      The Master of Science degree in Computer Science indicates two things to prospective
      employers. First, it guarantees that you have a broad grounding in computer science as a
      discipline. Second, it certifies that you have studied a particular area in detail and thus have
      additional depth in a particular specialty. Both components are important to the Masterâ(TM)s
      program, and it is not possible to secure a Stanford MSCS degree that does not meet both
      requirements.

    29. Re:As a young college graduate... by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, a research option is available at pretty much any university offering graduate degrees but strongly pursuing a research degree implies an interest on the student's part of becoming a full time researcher as a career. As a MS EE candidate I know that I'm doing my three credits of research to get my Masters Thesis done but I do not intend on pursuing a research oriented career. As I tell all my PhD friends, research is nice but it sure ain't for everyone.

      --
      "Educate the mind but never at the expense of the soul."~Blessed Basil Moreau
    30. Re:As a young college graduate... by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      As I tell all my PhD friends, research is nice but it sure ain't for everyone.

      I couldn't agree more. My only issue is when people say that graduate degrees are useless or don't have an impact in the "real world." This is simply untrue - they simply stress different abilities than may be offered in undergraduate degrees or "on-the-job" training. Especially in CS, many people think that a Masters degree will make them a better software engineer and are disappointed and disrespectful when they find out that graduate degrees market a completely different skill set.

      Both software engineering and computer science are useful fields that have a tangible impact on the "real world," they simply have different roles to play. A graduate degree in computer science is just that - an advanced study in computer science, not a programming course. Research may not be a part of that if you don't want it (in a Masters program at least), but I don't think that people should graduate saying they never had the chance.

    31. Re:As a young college graduate... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure exactly what point you're trying to make. I was simply saying that quite a bit of what you can learn in a masters program doesn't stop mattering in five years. Either it'll be around for some time or the new stuff will be based on what you learn (thus making it a lot easier to pick up). It can essentially provide you with better fundamentals and extend them to advanced topics.

      As for research, I did it as an undergrad and I simply didn't consider it a good use of my time as a grad student since I had no intention of going into academia. I lacked the depth to do much more than I'd do as a final project for half my classes so it seemed pointless.

    32. Re:As a young college graduate... by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      You know, my grad level compilers course used SVN for revision control, JUnit for testing, and Design Patterns out the wazzoo. I think your assertion that CS and software engineering are different is mistaken. Revision control and bug databases are both applications of computing, and can and do have formal CS concepts applied to them.

      The fact that these tools are not widely used in CS I dispute, but even if this is the case, I submit that academics are in the business of research not delivering a product. An implementation that demonstrates the runtime of quicksort is nice, but I'd be much more interested in the underlying algorithm than a specific bug free binary. Ultimately, I think these sorts of libraries are where the nitty gritty of CS and engineering shine. Sorting routines often do a "median of three" pivot, and fall back to insert sorts for recursive inputs smaller than say 10. Making these choices requires a deep understanding of both the theory and pragmatic need to test it against reality.

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    33. Re:As a young college graduate... by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      SVN for revision control, JUnit for testing, and Design Patterns out the wazzoo.

      In my experience, definitely the exception (except for maybe version control - i think everyone gets that version control is a great thing by now).

      The fact that these tools are not widely used in CS I dispute, but even if this is the case, I submit that academics are in the business of research not delivering a product.

      Exactly. This is actually the entire point of my post. Computer science is not delivering a product - software engineering is. Choosing an algorithm based on "reality" is not software engineering. Once again, youre doing what academics love to do (I'm one of them by the way, so Im including myself), which is optimize based on things like example data and various studies, etc.

      Software engineering isn't about delivering a great product to a final user that everyone will buy (well ostensibly, but not in reality). In reality, software engineering is about figuring out halfway through your backend that microsoft made a bloody stupid error in .NET that's going to break your whole program, so to hell with it - we're going to hardcode this hack in to get this thing working. It's not elegant and its not optimal, but at least it works. Software engineering is about using a substandard algorithm because it's easier to understand and will make fewer problems in maintenance later. Software engineering isn't about making the best software for everyone, it's about making something that works most of the time and that a large group of people will buy. Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way.

      P.S. JUnit? What kind of compiler design were you doing in Java? Were you porting some interpreted language to the JVM (ala JRuby)?

    34. Re:As a young college graduate... by brucmack · · Score: 1

      I moved to Denmark from Canada after I had finished my bachelor of engineering. From what I've heard the Swedish system is pretty similar to the Danish.

      The system here is that 3 years gets you a bachelor (diplomingeniør) and 5 years gets you a masters (civilingeniør). My Canadian degree is a 5-year bachelor. Looking at the curriculum for similar programs to mine at the Danish universities, there's nothing in the masters curriculum that wasn't covered by my bachelor curriculum. But "officially", my degree is equated to the 3-year bachelor.

      Now, this really hasn't been a problem, since I can demonstrate my true qualifications to anyone wishing to hire me. But there is a double standard.

    35. Re:As a young college graduate... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "In fact, for most engineering jobs a master's degree is required."

      I think that's the OP's point. Is the degree merely required to have the job, or are the things you could only know if you have a masters in Engineering actually the skills required for the tasks performed on the job?

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    36. Re:As a young college graduate... by niklask · · Score: 1

      "In fact, for most engineering jobs a master's degree is required."

      I think that's the OP's point. Is the degree merely required to have the job, or are the things you could only know if you have a masters in Engineering actually the skills required for the tasks performed on the job?

      What I replied to was the statement that "Masters and Doctorate programs have nothing to do with the real world of non-academic jobs", which in my world is just plain wrong.

    37. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure how it is in Sweden, but in the U.K. it's because master's degrees in Engineering take a lot less time to accomplish than they do where I live (Canada). It takes an average of 4 or 5 years to earn a bachelor of Engineering at a Canadian Univerisity. My Cousin in England went to University for three years, and was awarded a bachelor's and a master's as part of a joint program. In fact it wasn't even possible for him to 'only' do the Bachelor's degree.

      So in some sense it may be a question of nomenclature. His master's degree seems roughly analogous to a bachelor's with honours here.

    38. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've found, in my recent hiring attempts, that a master's degree from a US university is absolutely meaningless. It says to me, "I paid a university $45k for a scrap of paper, hire me!" I got my master's with a year's worth of coursework, and my wife got hers with the same. Of my forty or so classmates, only one was in danger of failing, and he retook the qualifier test to get an A, and everyone in my wife's program was awarded a 4.0, regardless of talent, ability, or work.

      To me, a master's degree without a corresponding bachelor's is meaningless (and I include my own master's degree in that statement). I'm less likely to hire a master's student than someone with a straight BS, just because I have yet to find any improvement from any master's program.

    39. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B.S. = Bull Shit
      M.S. = More Shit
      Ph.D = Piled Higher and Deeper

      All a bachelor's degree gets you is the base knowledge you need to learn the rest in on the job training from senior staff.

      In college, I learned about relational algebra and relational calculus, plus a little very simple SQL. I've never used ANY of that crap. Not once.

      However, when I got my latest job, I learned how to write and debug 10,000 line PL/SQL procedures, how to tweak my select statements so they minimized table scans and disk I/O, how to monitor a database in real time to see which statements were causing the most activity, how to find and deal with blocking sessions and sessions that were eating up too many resources...

      In short, everything USEFUL I learned about databases was learned on the job and by reading the vendor documentation.

      College is just prep work. New graduates haven't even gotten STARTED yet. And an M.S. or Ph.D? Complete waste of time.

    40. Re:As a young college graduate... by E.+Edward+Grey · · Score: 1

      Hear hear. I never got a bachelors degree of any kind and my salary has tripled in the last 5 years. In my line of work, degrees don't mean much.

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    41. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if getting a BS in Computer Science really prepared you for everything you might see in the "real world" then why are there Masters and Doctorate programs?

      Ask that question again in 9 months if you're still job hunting :)

    42. Re:As a young college graduate... by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      P.S. JUnit? What kind of compiler design were you doing in Java? Were you porting some interpreted language to the JVM (ala JRuby)?

      We were writing a translator to go from a toy version of Java (java without reflections and threading) to C. Java is a primary language ANTLR supports, and has some nice features. The compiler was written in Java, but neither the target nor the output were Java(tm).

      Exactly. This is actually the entire point of my post. Computer science is not delivering a product - software engineering is.

      I think your definition of software engineering isn't engineering at all. What you describe is what happens when there's no standard of quality for output or the "engineers" themselves. If your point is that CS academics don't practice software engineering by delivering products, they do so no less than any other engineering discipline, which also have academics instructing students and doing research. Wasn't Claude Shannon's master thesis engineering?

      If decision making and design isn't backed by analysis, then in no way are you engaged in the practice of engineering. When those decisions are instead influenced by time to delivery, you're just another bad project manager.

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    43. Re:As a young college graduate... by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      What you describe is what happens when there's no standard of quality for output or the "engineers" themselves.

      Oh, I disagree. I believe that software engineering is a discipline that produces a systematic approach to the development of software in the real world, which includes real world constraints. We are talking about different levels of quality. The optimal code in an academic environment is a very different breed than optimal code in a production environment. Honestly, if you don't accept that production environments are subject to a different set of constraints than academia, then I don't know how to convince you. Academia doesn't have clients, it doesn't have marketing, it doesn't have dynamic specifications - it's simply not the same process.

      The decision making and design are certainly backed by analysis (you've heard of Gantt charts and UML diagrams, I assume), but these analyses have to take into account fluid specifications and time constraints and user testing, etc, etc, etc. Most of all, academic projects (for classes, your post indicates a Master's degree to me, but I could be wrong) are not long term commitments. There is no long term development and support and other things that software engineers have to deal with (just like any of the other engineering fields). Computer science is computer science and software engineering is software engineering.

    44. Re:As a young college graduate... by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Gantt charts are project planning tools, pure and simple. An experiment: open up your Gantt chart and circle the software design. I don't like UML, but its at least attempting to describe computer programs at some level. Specification change, time constraints and long term support are not engineering topics; they're management topics usually grouped in "engineering management" or "project management". Analysis of these may suggest skimping on engineering costs is crucial to maximizing profits, but lets not pretend not doing engineering is the same as engineering.

      Perhaps my systems background pollutes my interpretation of engineering as something where correctness and performance are deliverables, and unbiased professional judgment is required for public safety. But I really do there can be more to engineering software than what occurs when you practice it on the cheap.

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    45. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im an SJSU graduate and only the Geniuses left there with their egos.

      I must say being the dumb genius was much more enjoyable in college than being the brilliant in a see of normal minds. I see why great minds retreat to Academia. I miss those days.

    46. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True in the US too: In many areas of engineering, a MS degree is a the new bachelors degree.

      My area of expertise, for example: Dynamics and controls. You don't learn crap in a BS program. There is SOOO much more.

    47. Re:As a young college graduate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because your Bachelors Degree programs suck. Ever worked with an Indian with less than a BS degree?

  6. They give you a false impression in school.. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I graduated with a CS bachelors a few years ago thinking I would have a good shot at doing some compiler design or maybe kernel hacking.. despite the fact that I had only done these kind of things in a sterile learning environment that did not at all simulate the level of complexity involved in modern languages and operating systems.. So when I got out of school, I found out that, rather being able to get a job doing these kinds of things, I was lucky to get a web app programming job.

    I'm not bitter. I should have realized this from the beginning. But I really wish someone would have pointed out to me that this was what the job market was actually like, so that I could have gone the EE route instead.

    1. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I graduated with a CS bachelors a few years ago thinking I would have a good shot at doing some compiler design or maybe kernel hacking..

      You do have a shot:

      If you do a good job at one of those for a while, I think there's a decent chance of turning it into a paying job eventually.

    2. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Dan667 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not one of Bill Gates biggest fans, but he had a great lecture for students. In one part of it, he said something to the effect that schools do everything in their power to try and make things fair. The faster you understand that the world is not fair and does not care if you think it owes you something the better you will do.

      And there is good money in being a developer if you work hard. EE is no easier.

    3. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by peterwayner · · Score: 1

      EE has it's own version of web application programming too. And let me tell you that it's not easy to build a well-functioning website. Humans are notoriously strange. At least compiler designers only have to interact with programmers. Web application developers have to anticipate every type of human. It's a harder job if you ask me.

    4. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      Harder job? Maybe (I couldn't say.. I don't really know much about EE, though I really wish I did). More interesting? I don't see how. Building web apps is professional child-proofing. Its difficult, but completely unrewarding.

    5. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

      I'm not a Gates fan either , but that is correct, and so is the false impressions. I was in the business before Gates and we had a grad from MIT that was valedictorian in EE. He was on tranquilizers in a couple months as reality set in, that talent and experience are two sides of a coin. He eventually became a valuable asset and by that time he was like everybody else and didn't want to travel, as it is a PITA. I personally paid my dues for ten years before I had a decent position and I took four or five flights a week and eventually learned to hate travel with a passion.
      It isn't a new condition as it was as true in 1980 as it is now.

    6. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Clearly you misunderstood his post. Working for free for a "decent chance" of it paying off "eventually" is not good business sense in any way, shape, or form.

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    7. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There was no special trait about Bill Gates that led him to the riches he has today, unless hard work (like it or not, the guy has spent a lot of time and effort to get where he is today) and knowing when a good opportunity was passing his way (hello, QDOS!) are somehow special traits.

      A virtuous man ensures fairness of opportunity, not fairness of outcome. Attempting to create a fairness of outcome--in other words, creating the expectation that the world owes you something--is the first step toward a terminally fucked society.

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    8. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Zackbass · · Score: 1

      Valedictorian in EE at MIT? I wasn't aware we had valedictorians, maybe they got rid of it between then and now.

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    9. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      At least when you're building compilers the risk of getting that call at 4 AM on a saturday morning (just as you've fallen asleep) informing you that you need to get your laptop out, log in and FIX IT NOW is a lot smaller than when you're building websites ("Testing? We don't have time for that, it seems to work fine in IE and I was able to log in using Firefox so we're deploying it on friday.").

      /Mikael

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    10. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Clearly you misunderstood his post. Working for free for a "decent chance" of it paying off "eventually" is not good business sense in any way, shape, or form.

      I assumed that if he really wanted to work on compilers or kernels, then it must be a personal interest.

      If he would view working on open-source compilers/kernels as an unpaid chore for "the man", then it's probably a good thing that he didn't get a job working on such software in the first place.

    11. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 1

      I graduated with a CS bachelors a few years ago thinking I would have a good shot at doing some compiler design or maybe kernel hacking..

      This is definitely a teaching failure (or at least disconnect). In my OS/compiler classes, they said "you're probably never going to work on these things in your career, but you need to know how the OS/compiler works so that you can use it properly".

    12. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

      Valedictorian in EE at MIT? I wasn't aware we had valedictorians, maybe they got rid of it between then and now.

      I actually think it was "magna cum laude" with a 4.0 GPA, but it has been a long time so I don't remember exactly.
      If you are a student there now you are probably more informed than I about that. I am going to school again to learn bioinformatics and genetics, so I can say first hand that most of the students are delusional about the business world, except those whose parents own or run a business and they have a ready made position.

    13. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by pmarini · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      he learned it fast indeed: dropped out of Harward (or whatever it was he was going), started using the $1 million fund set aside by his grandpa, and made a fortune by rewriting a BASIC interpreter using a computer he was supposed not to...

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    14. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>I really wish someone would have pointed out to me that this was what the job market was actually like, so that I could have gone the EE route instead.

      Not any better.

      I recently invited a student to come visit me at my job. I told the student that "I don't do anything except sit at a desk all day creating documents or schematics. I recommend you bring a book to read." After the student heard that, he decided to skip it. You're better off hearing the truth NOW while you can still change majors than later after you've spent ~$100,000.

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    15. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you misunderstood his post. Working for free for a "decent chance" of it paying off "eventually" is not good business sense in any way, shape, or form.

      Tell that to William Gates III who obviously was an idiot for developping computer software with bare minimum chance whatsoever of selling it.

      Tell that to Steven Wozniak who was a great doofus who designed a computer and gave the design for free.

      This kind of shortsightedness is what lead to the financial crisis.

    16. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by peterwayner · · Score: 1

      To each his own. Compilers also need to be child proofed because each programmer creates their own unexpected idioms.

    17. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woz is a special case (and you gotta love 'im for it), but he was also designing a chunk of that on Hewlett-Packard's time while he was working there, wasn't he? And, as I recall, Gates was also being subsidized at the same time, as a student and for a bit afterwards.

      Hell, Linus Torvalds built his software under the auspices of being supported as a student in Finland.

      It's not shortsighted to not be willing to burn time while you're trying to make rent.

    18. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      , creating the expectation that the world owes you something--is the first step toward a terminally fucked society.

      European socialists are trying to create exactly this kind of "needing middle class" (and fuck the poor) while receiving nice options of their political seats in the partly state owned corporation boards. These options come automatically irrespective of the results of the corporations involved.

    19. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by williamhb · · Score: 1

      I assumed that if he really wanted to work on compilers or kernels, then it must be a personal interest. If he would view working on open-source compilers/kernels as an unpaid chore for "the man", then it's probably a good thing that he didn't get a job working on such software in the first place.

      I assumed that if he really wanted to work [in healthcare / as a teacher / as a lawyer / in finance / as a plumber / any other job in the world ], then it must be a personal interest. If he would view working [ for no pay ] as an unpaid chore for "the man", then it's probably a good thing that he didn't get a job working [ in his chosen field ] in the first place.

      Get the picture? People actually expect to earn a living doing their career and be paid for their hard work. The fact that they would like to choose a career based on personal interest does not mitigate this.

    20. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I assumed that if he really wanted to work on compilers or kernels, then it must be a personal interest.

      And that's a horrible assumption. He wants to work on compilers and kernels because he spent a lot of time and money being taught to work on compilers and kernels in college and he has also been taught that a college degree is a requirement for a job in the software field. So, naturally, he assumes that his time was not wasted and he might be required to put some of those skills to use in the real world.

      Unfortunately, he likely won't ever get to even *look* at the code for a compiler, let alone write any in his career. In fact, he might not even be asked for a college degree. College is a waste of time and money for most people because they spend a lot of effort teaching things that are of little value in the real world.

      It has nothing to do with "working for the man". It has to do with the fact that it doesn't take thousands of CS graduates per year to maintain the handful of compilers and kernels in widespread use in the world.

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    21. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine went a step beyond that: "If you do want to work on these things, go to grad school."

    22. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by schon · · Score: 1

      He wants to work on compilers and kernels because he spent a lot of time and money being taught to work on compilers and kernels in college

      You make it sound like he was forced at gunpoint to study compilers and kernels. Last time I checked, the program you took was completely up to you.

      So the question remains - why on earth would he have done that if he didn't have an interest? And if he does have an interest in it, why would it be a "chore"?

    23. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      Hrm, that's true I suppose.. Maybe the root problem (for me) is that programming is no longer fun once the alpha stage is over and you start getting other people that actually want to use the software. Once it no longer feels like a puzzle to be solved, I lose interest.

    24. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by sakti · · Score: 1

      > Clearly you misunderstood his post. Working for free for a "decent chance" of it paying off "eventually" is
      > not good business sense in any way, shape, or form.

      Yet he just finished paying someone else a lot of money for the same thing. At least this time it wouldn't cost more than his time. Plus he'd have the potential of working with experts in the field he is trying to get into, many of whom work for the companies he'd eventually be trying to get a job at. I'd say it makes perfectly good business sense.

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    25. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I really wish someone would have pointed out to me that this was what the job market was actually like, so that I could have gone the EE route instead.

      I dont know if this will make you feel better or not, but in my experience almost EVERY major thinks they should have done something else and it would be better. Its not any better in EE. I graduated material science and engineering, left and thought "Shit, everything that interests me is EE." So then I did my PhD in EE. Now I think "shit the stuff that really interests me is CS." etc. etc.

    26. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Working for free for a "decent chance" of it paying off "eventually" is not good business sense in any way, shape, or form.

      Now there you've got it wrong. Whenever I've been in a position to judge potential job candidates, I've always put those who contributed to open source projects at the top of the heap. Heck, even if they've just answered questions for folks on mailing lists and message boards it's a plus. It shows intellectual involvement in their chosen field.

    27. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by __aabgfe356 · · Score: 1

      i went straight into the IT workforce out of highschool on a traineeship program and i learned most of what i now know on the job. I certainly never had any huge expectations of grandiose salary (although many in the same program dropped out when they they realised they werent making big bucks straight out the gate) etc and am quite realistic of real world roles. The problem with that is now that ive lost my job due to the GEC, everyone wants CS grads! Seems we cant win either way!

    28. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 1

      There just aren't a lot of jobs out there doing core operating system or compiler design work. I'd say most software jobs fall into the vague category of business applications--programs for performing HR/sales/inventory tasks, either completely custom or extending some sort of existing product. There's a lot of web oriented stuff out there today too--ASP.NET, PHP, J2EE, AJAX, etc. Not that most slashdotters are interested in hearing it, but Microsoft is one of the few places that still hires people to develop complex platforms. Windows (kernel, APIs like DirectX), compilers (VB, C#, C++, IronPython, Powershell), SQL Server come to mind.

    29. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      Bill also had the advantage of having his Mom on a financial advisory committee for IBM when IBM was considered who to source their operating system from.

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    30. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever, hippy.

    31. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a lawyer as a partner would have helped. Paul Allens role is downplayed.

    32. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux is looking for a few good kernal hackers

    33. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So far, I don't think any of you understood the GP at all.

      It's not about working for the man. It's not about it paying off.

      It's about the relative value of his educational experience, which came nowhere close to reality, and put him at a disadvantage when it came to actually doing anything.

      At least, that's how I read it.

    34. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, let's educate the masses on the status of the job market.

      The job market sucks donkey balls right now. Good luck getting a job even if you have a PhD.

    35. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Praseodymn · · Score: 1

      In the restaurant industry, if a recent grad really wants to work for the best restaurants, he'll go and work for free, especially if the place is in Europe, just to get his or her foot in the door.

      If someone really wants to learn about sushi, they go to Japan and live on daikon tops and burnt rice for a few years in their boss's attic, and learn as much as they can.

      You simply cannot expect that the best jobs will be handed to you, especially in a competitive field. You have to work, sacrifice, and bleed for a good position.
      If you're not willing to do that, you don't want it, and you're probably not worth it.

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    36. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      You're still missing the point of the OP. If you're not willing to get off your ass and follow your dreams while you're young (or even old), then all you'll have on your deathbed is a general complaint that the world didn't let you do what you really wanted in your life and how unfair it all was.

      Asking whether hacking the kernel pays the bills is irrelevant. If your dream is to hack the kernel, then stop reading slashdot and hack away now. If your dream is something else, go do that instead.

    37. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No special trait about Bill Gates? Umm... he was able to purchase DOS with money from his family. If he didn't come from a wealthy family, he wouldn't have had the money to take advantage of the opportunity that came his way. Since then, he's been able to leverage that initial advantage into an even bigger one via a series of "hijacking other peoples' ideas" and "illegal trade practices" (for which he is in trouble with a high percentage of the trade courts/anti-monopoly commisions around the world)

      If you're looking to make a "hard work is all it takes" argument, Bill Gates likely isn't your best posterboy.

    38. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by xenocide2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's called school. You actually pay people to train you, so you can work for someone else. What a bunch of suckers, right? If you want to do systems work today, you'll need some grad level work in order to contribute. At the very least, the mandatory undergrad OS courses don't qualify you to write an OS, for the simple fact you can't learn everything you need in 4 months.

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    39. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by williamhb · · Score: 1

      Again, the same argument could be made for any other field. Do you think a fresh civil engineering grad is ready actually to design that new highway tunnel? Or that fresh junior doctor to do that heart surgery? But in other fields, the hiring companies take it upon themselves to provide that training and career development. It is only computing where we would think to say "bugger off and work for free on some open source project, then come back in a few years time" and consider it a sane economic response (while simultaneously bemoaning the lack of qualified talent). Note - the response this thread is replying to was not 'well, he'll probably need a Masters or PhD for that particular area', it was 'go do some open source kernel hacking'.

    40. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an EE as well, and I write web apps for a living. It's what you want to do that matters. I am sure if you adjust your standards, you could do what you want, as I understand that most kernel hackers are working on open source projects, just do it for free from your mom's basement!

    41. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Gates' family was already rich when he was born, and it made its fortune in law, not technology.

      Microsoft got where it is by writing clever contracts -- especially by piggybacking on IBM's monopoly power and then throwing IBM itself under the bus -- not by creating anything novel.

      "Life isn't fair" is the credo of somebody who plans not to pay you what he owes you. Get your own lawyer ASAP.

    42. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. Wanting compensation for work does not mean you aren't "interested". The average american company expects you to be 100% absorbed in your work and put in 80 hour weeks while being paid for 40.

      So after I put in 50+ hour weeks to make a living, then I'm supposed to come home and work another 50+ hours to contribute to a free project, so that I can demonstrate my "interest"?

    43. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Courageous · · Score: 1

      I like these two posts, because they illustrate a very common schism: the difference between one kind of career planning and another: 1) I'm looking for a job to make money, lots of money, 2) I am looking for a job I will love.

      The schism does not just happen in the computer sciences. It happens in medicine, too. You'd be surprised at the number of folks who invest in med school only to realize after they've paid for med school, during their residency, that they don't like doctoring one bit.

      C//

    44. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A virtuous man ensures fairness of opportunity, not fairness of outcome.

      That's funny, I thought a virtuous man gave to those in need. I'd better rewrite my Bible.

    45. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but then instead of designing things you end up testing committee work instead.

    46. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Of course luck was involved. But you could have given a million people the same set of opportunities, and none of them would have made what Bill Gates did.

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    47. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      There was no special trait about Bill Gates that led him to the riches he has today, unless hard work (like it or not, the guy has spent a lot of time and effort to get where he is today) and knowing when a good opportunity was passing his way (hello, QDOS!) are somehow special traits.

      I understand the impression, but I think you and many, many others miss the point about Gates success - Notice that he grew Microsoft from a tiny company in a cheap office park to a Fortune 100 company with many of the same people. This is really an astounding achievement. Brin, Page, Filo, Yang, Olmydar, and many other founders changed personnel on the way up and gave the CEO job to someone else. That's not a criticism of the practice, they were smart enough to give the job to someone they thought could do it better.

      Gates real talent is or was in picking people. This is almost always the case with individuals who do things on a large scale. I would guess the same could be said of Torvalds. Jobs is similar; he recognized talent in Wozniak, but it is virtually impossible to do anything that scales without the enthusiastic participation of others. Since the original topic is about narcissists, you can see how they are destined to blow up at some point because they are very difficult to work with, and even if their brilliance can get them to a certain point of success, they will have created a number of enemies looking to take them down. (See Enron, Bear Stearns, etc.)

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    48. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates had an unfair advantage. He was GIVEN Microsoft by his parents who paid for everything until he was able to turn a profit. And he stole everything he could steal, did everything he could to game the system, leveraged every opportunity, and used his highly uncommon social network (thanks, mom) to push forward his agenda. Sure, it was a lot of hard work, but don't try to sell us on some bullshit idea that it could be just anyone.

      Corruption (hello anti-trust), gamesmanship and family money built Microsoft. The hard work is secondary. And being able to effectively recognize good opportunities is an INCREDIBLY special trait, one that is rare, fickle and dependent on the information available to you, as is gamesmanship at the level Bill Gates is capable of, seeing the path to maximum profits and carefully orchestrating events to lead you there. Incredible skill.

      And fairness of opportunity? What does fairness of opportunity have to do with this society or this article? Fairness of opportunity is an egregious and obvious lie. Oh, it'd be nice, that's for sure. You know, if it were even close to being a reality.

    49. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Note - the response this thread is replying to was not 'well, he'll probably need a Masters or PhD for that particular area', it was 'go do some open source kernel hacking'.

      Then either you or the poster misunderstands the relationship between these two. It's not an either/or situation. If you want to work on an OS kernel, go get a Masters or PhD and do open source kernel hacking in the process of your thesis.

      It's how Torvalds started the damn project, and how countless others found the time to learn the details. In fact, I'm hard pressed to come up with any field where hiring companies provide significant training and career development. At best, you get reimbursed for tuition (for MBAs, etc), or are required to take extra corporate training for things universities either don't teach or can't (trade secrets). But nothing along the lines of hiring novices and training them to be experts.

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    50. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      How does "fairness in opportunity" play into the Bill Gates success story. If someone as smart and talented had decided to plunge into the operating system field, say, five years after Microsoft was founded, the most success he could have hoped to achieve was... getting bought up by Microsoft.

      Microsoft got there first. That's 70% of the Microsoft success story in four words. When IBM needed something to run their hardware, Bill Gates bought and repackaged the operating system of somebody less ambitious than himself, then leveraged that initial monopoly into ever more expansive monopolies, to his personal fortune, but probably to the detriment of the industry as a whole.

      Fairness in opportunity cannot exist without some pre-existing fairness in outcome. If Parent A's failure means that his kid's education will be vastly inferior to the child of Parent B, you can guess how the kids' respective lives will go, regardless of how they would have done given equal opportunities. The same thing can be said if one kid lacks health insurance, proper nutrition, a fortunate genetic makeup, or even parents who are able to get her back on track after her disastrous first encounter with a credit card.*

      In short, equality of opportunity and equality of outcome tend to blend into and play off each other, to where it's not easy to draw a line. However, it's really easy to draw the line when the real message is, "The virtuous man keeps his grubby mitts off my stuff! Death before taxes!"

      * regarding that last one: My point here is that, when a basically decent kid makes a mistake, a good support structure can make the difference between a little bump in the road and having her career path derailed for years or worse. I see lots of people who are still paying for choices they didn't know they were making when they were fourteen, and there's nothing remotely fair about that.

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    51. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by williamhb · · Score: 1

      In fact, I'm hard pressed to come up with any field where hiring companies provide significant training and career development. At best, you get reimbursed for tuition (for MBAs, etc), or are required to take extra corporate training for things universities either don't teach or can't (trade secrets). But nothing along the lines of hiring novices and training them to be experts.

      Hospitals take on junior doctors fresh out of university. They are not fully qualified until approximately age 35 in most countries. They do not, however, spend the 12 years from graduation to full qualification unpaid. Strategy consulting companies hire graduates from almost any discipline. The first thing they do is train them for three months, then place them in junior roles on the consultancy projects in a managed career progression. The civil service takes on people who have taken an entry test. They are placed in a managed career process, which on the "fast track" deliberately involves shorter than usual assignments to particular departments in order to build up the experience for senior roles. All of this is paid. Yes, most fields hire relative novices and train them to be experts through managed career progressions. They do not expect an ever-increasing process of unpaid work experience.

    52. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you misunderstood his post. Working for free for a "decent chance" of it paying off "eventually" is not good business sense in any way, shape, or form.

      As opposed to paying to work as you do in school? Of course, you cannot do this perpetually as it is not sustainable, but sometimes it is the cost of breaking into a field. If the rewards of the job you will get do not compensate you for the time as well as the entry costs to get into the field, then find a career in a different field. IMO, the problem is that with global competition, the future pay in "high cost of entry" professions for people who live in "high cost of living" locations does not justify the effort. These costs are dependent upon the current economic conditions. Low cost of entry with no chance of a future job is also not a good bet. Currently, there is high uncertainty.

    53. Re:They give you a false impression in school.. by pmarini · · Score: 1

      who modded me down ?
      this is documented history, check your facts before sending other people away...
      it's easy for someone who had a nice (financial) headstart like Dr. "I can cure AIDS" Gates to say that the world is unfair... he's been one of the major contributors to that...
      he's maybe forgotten that what drives college graduates to excel (not MS, the other meaning) is ambition and surely educational institutions have a great deal to say in that area, or otherwise there would be a Nobel price for salesmen...

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  7. A question for the submitter by MoellerPlesset2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you still wear an onion on your belt?

    1. Re:A question for the submitter by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 1

      Yes. And I pay 2 bits for a newspaper :)

    2. Re:A question for the submitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the OP, but yep, I do. Also, my car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

    3. Re:A question for the submitter by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      Whether the submitter seems like a pissy old man (woman?) or not does not change the fact that his point is valid. I work in an industry not even closely related to most things that this website deals with, and I see it all the time. Kids coming out of school expecting to get jobs 2-3 levels from the top of the organization, rather than 2-3 levels from the bottom. Interestingly enough, I've also dealt with a few people who did NOT go to college, and perhaps not surprisingly, their expectations are quite a bit more realistic. Guess which one I'd rather hire? I can teach someone without a lot of experience how to do my job, but I have a tough time even wanting to bother to undo a shitty or unrealistic attitude.

  8. The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A big part of life is seeing your options narrow as you grow older. There was a time when it was a (very remote) possibility that I could make the Olympic team. Now, I'm simply too old. On the plus, I now have a wonderful wife and daughter so I now know I'm not going to spend my entire life alone (there was a time when that was also a possibility).

    So, some guy fresh out of college thinks he might be the next Bill Gates? Maybe he will be. Who are you to say that he won't? It does happen. A few years down the road, when this guy's options have narrowed, you and he might both agree that it's just not going to happen.

    But why the need to stomp on some guy's dreams right this second? Particularly when, as you describe it, that dream involves something as simple as not wanting to live in Decater, IL or Cedar Rapids, IA. There are an awful lot of people who do manage to "live the dream" of not having to live in the Midwest. And, if all your new employees really want to live in Los Angeles, why not open a branch office in Los Angeles?

    But the real issue here seems to be seniority based pay. The article linked by the summary mentions college graduates wanting more than "entry level" pay. Well, I've seen an awful lot of situations where two guys are doing exactly the same job but one guy is getting paid a whole lot more because of "seniority". That really doesn't seem fair to me (it also doesn't seem fair that management pays itself so much more than the people doing the actual work, but that's another topic).

    Anyway, it may be overwhelmingly naive but it's hardly narcissistic to expect the same pay for the same job - and, reading between the lines, that seems to be the real issue here. "How dare those young whippersnappers expect to be paid as much as me - the 'senior' developer?" Maybe they're up to the job and maybe they aren't - but is that really any different than some old guy thinking he has what it takes to be a "senior" developer when he really doesn't?

    1. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, I've seen an awful lot of situations where two guys are doing exactly the same job but one guy is getting paid a whole lot more because of "seniority". That really doesn't seem fair to me...

      While I understand where you're coming from, this argument is very disingenuous at best. Basically, you're saying there's no value to someone having more work experience in a field (or several fields). I can't count the number of times I've seen a problem arise (or even a request for suggestions) where the younger people throw out solutions that are quite simply moronic. Or they'll cost a ton to implement. Sure, it happens with "senior" staff, too, but oftentimes their answers tend to be on the more practical side. And it's largely because they're more familiar with the myriad aspects involved. Or they are a major part of the institutional knowledge that is required to competently resolve the situation. Unfortunately, many people never seem to realize this. And they're often the ones pulling the group down as a whole. So is it any surprise that they're the ones who tend to make less?

    2. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I will always remember the smack down that a young programmer in our office received at the hands of a senior programmer. The young programmer was talking to the rest of us about how certain network environments work, making a rather loud argument about one particular aspect. The senior programmer, who was well respected by the rest of us, overheard the conversation and offered a quiet opinion... "that's not how it works". The young programmer spoke up quickly, saying he had managed a network of this type for 2 years and that he knew it worked this way. At this point the senior programmer grins and says... "Well, that's not how I wrote the specification". He then gave a 20 minute lecture on how it actually works.

    3. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by versionz · · Score: 1

      I don't think he's saying "there's no value to having more work experience in a field...", if in the cases you mention, that experience is put to use to create additional value, then of course they (the more senior person) has added more than the junior person. It is up to the company to structure the work environment more or less formally with a different position designation and additional named responsibilities or just a different set of underlying expectations. A lack of structure or readily apparent difference in duties may make it seam like both the junior and senior person are doing the same work, maybe, but maybe not and when it hits the fan who are they going to look at? Who should have known better?

    4. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I've seen an awful lot of situations where two guys are doing exactly the same job but one guy is getting paid a whole lot more because of "seniority". That really doesn't seem fair to me...

      While I understand where you're coming from, this argument is very disingenuous at best. Basically, you're saying there's no value to someone having more work experience in a field (or several fields).

      And you're saying there's no value to having an current education that's not 20 years out of date - and that there's no value to being young and energetic and having fresh innovative ideas.

      Some companies hire only experience and other companies only hire fresh young innovators. I'm not sure that either is ideal.

      What I would propose is to pay based on depth of knowledge and capacity to innovate - some young guys have it and some old guys have it. But don't just assume that experience ("seniority") equates to depth of knowledge (or that youth equates to capacity to innovate).

    5. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by nashv · · Score: 1

      The problem here is that it is hard , if not near impossible, to quantify competence, benefits of experience and so many of the parameters that are used to decide a salary scale. I don't know how it works across the ocean, but in Europe , for all employment below the "Director" level, they first tell you your salary, if you agree you always have a 6-month probation period where the employer may decide to discontinue your services (and vice versa).

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    6. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      The young programmer spoke up quickly, saying he had managed a network of this type for 2 years and that he knew it worked this way. At this point the senior programmer grins and says... "Well, that's not how I wrote the specification"

      yeah, but it was an original unix specification, and the kid managed it on a windows network :)

    7. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      lol, as a non-"certified" geek, I have spent 21 years of my life doing HVAC/R, electrical, Plant maintenance,and assorted skilled "blue" collar type work. Am back in school after a divorce and deciding I no longer wanted the headaches of owning a business. The classes are full of idiotic, spoiled children who can't process what the lectures are about, understand the textbooks, or draw logical conclusions from an assorted set of facts. Thankfully, I am working towards a degree in substance abuse counseling, because if it was an engineering program, I would be forced to eliminate my entire class in order to protect society from their incompetency. They actually got mad at a instructor because he refused to go over an exam, and tell them the answers, prior to taking said exam. i just wish I could drink, as if I could, I would down a fifth before class each day.

    8. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by uncqual · · Score: 1

      Hmm... seems compensation should not be based on "depth of knowledge and capacity to innovate". It should be based on results - a developer with moderate knowledge who writes code that is reliable but not particularly "elegant" is a whole lot more valuable than a really knowledgeable and innovative developer who doesn't finish projects in a timely fashion or whose code is unreliable.

      In reality, as it should be, mostly compensation is determined by what you can get somewhere else.

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    9. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 1

      I'm 24, for the record. I've been in the field about 3 years.

      I can't tell you how many times I have to correct mistakes made by our "senior" programmers. If I showed you the code some of these people wrote, you'd think you were reading TDWTF. I'm right now working within a framework that was written to follow OO standards, and write all the monotonous code for us. It has all the keywords for pattern based OO, but it makes it so difficult to actually follow OO that no projects written with it are actually object oriented in any real sense of the word.

      Our Dal classes are written in such a way that we can't easily get data back from 2 tables in one call. That's right, they can't handle joins. We're not supposed to do "complicated SQL statements" (read: statements that might do group by, order by, natural joins, etc) because these senior programmers once opened 90,000 connections to the server at once, and thought it was Oracle that was slowing things down because of these "complicated SQL statements all the younger devs were doing". These "senior" programmers have reduced Oracle to a CSV file.

      I don't want to hear how much experience brings to the table when I have to live with this crap everyday. I believe that experience is a double-edged sword. It either means you're very good at your job, or mediocre and good at hiding it.

    10. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't count the number of times I've seen a problem arise (or even a request for suggestions) where the younger people throw out solutions that are quite simply moronic.

      I get what you're saying, but there's a flip side to that coin - experience does not necessarily equal skill (where "skill" means the ability to quickly arrive at good solutions in your example), or "value" to the company, etc. Sure, it's a good approximation in many situations if no other information is available. But particularly in IT jobs, there's often plenty of other information available by which employees' skill can be gauged. Hell, talk to any of the actual developers in a company, and they all know who the "gurus" are, the guys they'd go to if they had to get a problem solved. But companies persist in using overall experience as the primary means of determining pay, simply because it's easier than actually trying to gauge your employees' performance/expertise.

      Not that you were implying otherwise, I've just noticed that when these conversations come up, most of us who aren't recent grads tend to start mistakenly equating general "experience" with acquired knowledge. That works okay 80% of the time, but it can also muddle the issue - if those with more experience really do possess more expertise than the whippersnappers (as is often the case), why not pay based on that expertise directly, rather than using "years of experience" as a proxy?

      Full disclosure: I worked for several years right after college at a megacorp where I was paid roughly half the salary of the other developers in the division, because they all had 15+ years of experience in the field. While some of them certainly had more expertise and well deserved to be paid a lot, others couldn't code their way out of a wet paper bag, and would basically BS their way through any work they were given (and no, these latter guys didn't have "hidden skills" that were invaluable to the company, as is sometimes the case). And that's my point - since "years of experience" was assumed to be a reliable approximation of "expertise" and/or value to the company, there was little motivation for the sub-par developers to keep their skills up to date, so long as they did the minimum amount necessary to not lose their job. Each year their "experience" would increase, and they would expect a X% increase in salary as a result. Yet in reality, each year their skills grew more obsolete, and their lack of enthusiasm dulled their problem-solving aptitude. This resulted in an odd situation in which the older developers fell into two groups - those that were highly proficient at what they did, and those that were utterly inept - with a huge gap in between. New hires arrived somewhere in the middle of this spectrum. But salaries didn't reflect this reality at all, so the new hires quickly left when they realized that they were underappreciated.

      In short, while I think most of us could agree that real-world experience is extremely valuable in technical fields, that value should be obvious in the resulting abilities/expertise of the developer. Using "years of experience" as an approximation for proficiency is almost as bad as using "lines of code written" as an approximation of developer output.

    11. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by hduff · · Score: 1

      Basically, you're saying there's value to someone having a different perspective. I can't count the number of times I've seen a problem arise (or even a request for suggestions) where the older people throw out solutions that are quite simply moronic. Or they'll cost a ton to implement. Sure, it happens with "newbie" staff, too, but oftentimes their answers tend to be on the more "innovative" side. And it's largely because they're less indoctrinated in the "company way". Or they are not hobbled by obsolete institutional knowledge that is no longer required to competently resolve the situation. Unfortunately, many people never seem to realize this. And they're not often seen as deadwood pulling the group down as a whole. So is it any surprise that "senior staff" are the ones who get laid off first?

      There. Fixed that for you.

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    12. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Salamander · · Score: 1

      Well, I've seen an awful lot of situations where two guys are doing exactly the same job but one guy is getting paid a whole lot more because of "seniority".

      You have a valid point, as do several of those who've already responded. I'd like to add one more justification for the difference: risk. Yeah, maybe two people end up doing exactly the same job, but when tenures are as short as they are in our field pay is mostly a function of initial salary. To explain differences in initial salary, you have to look not at eventual outcomes but at the moment of hiring. At that moment, one of the big factors is risk. People pay a premium to eliminate risk, and the person who can certainly do a job is worth a premium over someone who might be able to. That same principle also applies to other things each candidate/employee might do. Business needs change all the time. Of two people doing the same job this month, the lower-experience lower-pay employee might be able to do other relevant kinds of coding but the higher-experience one is in part higher paid because of two or three known and proven relevant skills. That's worth something in terms of insurance, even if it none of those skills are being brought to bear at one particular moment.

      Yes, sometimes people are paid more or less than they turn out to deserve. Most of the time the necessary adjustments get made, so by the time everyone's been in the business for ten years it's likely that they will have found their true relative worth. Sometimes such injustices persist indefinitely, as happens in all walks of life, but they can't reasonably be eliminated and most attempts result in even graver injustices elsewhere. You think it's bad making less than someone else just because they have a few more years' experience? Try making less than someone else just because they were hired when salaries throughout the industry were higher than when you were hired a few years previously. Try being asked to hold their hand and teach them all the things that are specific to your company and your project, knowing that. (I actually haven't been in that position myself, but I've seen it and I'm sure it really sucks.) Paying people more for seniority isn't perfect, but it's part of an overall system that works pretty well. I'd love to hear about any alternative that worked better without that feature.

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    13. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Salamander · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At this point the senior programmer grins and says... "Well, that's not how I wrote the specification". He then gave a 20 minute lecture on how it actually works.

      Nope, sorry. Operational experience trumps specs every time, especially in networking. I'm naturally inclined to side with the oldster and join in the kid-bashing, but I've seen too many cases where following the spec instead of actual current practice was a colossal mistake. Without knowing more of the details, I'd go with the kid in most cases like this.

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    14. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This does raise the interesting point, 20 somethings today KNOW that they have no expectation of the company not laying them off in the next 5 years no matter what they do. Why should someone try to work their way up a ladder that will be kicked out from underneath them?

    15. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall once time where I was the younger person on the team. We had some sort of problem (can't recall the specifics now) related to a web app and the network. I had suggested trying something only to be totally shot down the by the enterprise network architect, 10 years my senior. Sure he had far more experience, but after another 2 hours of troubleshooting and gentle suggestions on my part (and him running out of other things to try) he finally tried my suggestion. Lo and behold it fixed the problem immediately. It was a 1 minute change that could have been tried and proven wrong without making things worse and rolled back in just as little time. For some reason though the ena was totally against it and point blank said it wouldn't work originally.

      Seniority can definitely provide value but with the seniority comes the risk of close-mindedness.

    16. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One of my friends, who works at a satellite design company, was debating another employee on some aspect of the thermal design for a top-level systems design, using some data from a book called "Space Mission Analysis and Design" (SMAD). At this point the other guy corrects him pointing out the limitations of the table he was using, then tells him to look at the beginning of the chapter. Turns out the guy he was arguing with had written the thermal control chapter.

    17. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by decsnake · · Score: 1

      I had the exact same experience - a young analyst from another group was arguing some fine point of ephemeris propagation with one of my rocket scientists. My guy wrote that chapter of "Spacecraft Attitude Determination and Control", which is the companion volume to SMAD, also edited by Wertz.

      Around here everyone has both of those on their bookshelves.

    18. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Rasperin · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are wrong, typically if the seniority is there what the company is running is probably implemented by them. Now say if it's a person with 20 years of experience in C++ vs a person with 3 years experience in Java EE and the Senior is trying to get a job as a web programmer why should he get a job.

      Another thing, College's teach in a very academic way, almost all of the fresh grads I've had working under me (note I only have 5 years) seem to fail at the basics and the basic understanding of the concept of KISS. I do not have time for you to reinvent the wheel, nor the cost center to pay you to do so. Just use the freaking quicksort and get it over with.

      After two years of experience a College Grad seems to get on the right track, but in two years of experience most programmers are either out of the field because they are useless or the skills are obtained.

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    19. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope, sorry. Operational experience trumps specs every time, especially in networking. I'm naturally inclined to side with the oldster and join in the kid-bashing, but I've seen too many cases where following the spec instead of actual current practice was a colossal mistake. Without knowing more of the details, I'd go with the kid in most cases like this.

      To be fair, the young developer was very smart, and I would have trusted him to figure things out. What I was trying to point out was that the young developer had observed the network environment and come up with his own conclusions about how it worked. His conclusions were accurate *for his one observed network*. However, he did not know the underlying reasons for his conclusions, and thus had assumed that all networking environments worked the same. The senior developer had indeed co-authored the original RFC, and was still very up to date on the related technologies and implementations. The senior developer presented the underlying details of the design that the young developer did not know.

      Ultimately, everyone is different. Some senior developers are dusty old relics who don't keep up with the modern times. Some are still rockstars and will be the backbone of any company smart enough to employee them. Many are probably in the middle of those two extremes.

      Some young developers are often under trained in practical application, quick to spout off terms and general knowledge but without regard to all the potential problems and ramifications. Some young developers are also rockstars. Many are probably in the middle of those two extremes.

    20. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      except when it doesn't and the operator is making false judgments because he doesn't know what really goes on behind the scenes.

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    21. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by Salamander · · Score: 1

      Excluded by definition. If someone can show something important that's going on behind the scenes, i.e. actually going on and not supposed to be going on according to the spec, then they have shown greater operational knowledge. That's not the scenario I was addressing. "That's not how I wrote the spec" is not the crushing blow it was presented to be. "That's not how I implemented it" would be much more telling. Nobody runs the spec.

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    22. Re:The real issue: "seniority" based pay by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you want to be the next Bill Gates, build a biotech or nanotech business.

      There will never be another Bill Gates of the software world. That plane has boarded and left.

      On second thought, a fundamental breakthrough in AI might be the ticket. But most widely-used software is thoroughly commoditized.

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  9. Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I deserve your job, because my mommy and daddy said I was very speshul!

    1. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, well -- if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

    2. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by damburger · · Score: 2, Informative

      The moderators who passed over the above comment should hang their heads in shame.

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    3. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moderators who passed over the above comment should hang their heads in shame.

      Um...why? It's just a quote from Pink Floyd's The Wall. Are you saying it is offensive?

    4. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He made that comment before it got to +5 Funny. His point is that it is a quality comment and should be modded appropriately. You should slap yourself for being so silly.

    5. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds! STAND STILL, LADDY!

    6. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now repeat after me... An acre is the area of a rectangle whose length is one furlong, and whose width is one chain...

    7. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well guess what, I don't need education, or self control....Hey what happened to my large payroll.

    8. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have to give the moderators who recognize this quote a little extra time.

      First they need to put their dentures in so they can cackle maniacally.
      Then they select the mod category and forget to push the 'Moderate' button.
      After a while they grow frustrated and slap the side of the CRT.

      This /. tip brought to you by Wilford Brimley.

    9. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      best. album. ever.

      Thanks to RIAA-member mentalities, there will never be another progressive band like Pink Floyd to hit it big. :(

    10. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by nozzo · · Score: 1

      Please let this be the start of a new Floyd lyrics meme.

    11. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DIABEETUS.

    12. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...leave those kids alone!

    13. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      There is no dark side of the moon. As a matter of fact, it's all dark.

      Now, get off my lawn.

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    14. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He made that comment before it got to +5 Funny. His point is that it is a quality comment and should be modded appropriately. You should slap yourself for being so silly.

      Unfortunately, a lot of quality posts get passed over, or repeated later by a "favored child", who suddenly gets recognition for it.

    15. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Hey, I recognize the quote, but I have trouble moderating, sometimes the palsy causes me to select Redundant when I meant Interesting, etc.

    16. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha...agreed. it made me lol

    17. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Well really to be relevant to the gp...
      I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set And I think I need a Lear jet.

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    18. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, it is! O.o

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    19. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

    20. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should go into making beer, I can taste the bitter from here.

      It's probably just moderators browsing at +2 or +1, and since a "favoured child" [sic] has karma bonus, they don't get cut off.

    21. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      What have we here, laddie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code? No! Poems, no less! Poems, everybody!

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    22. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      "My wife has been dead for years. Who did I hit!?!?"

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    23. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a vegetarian you inconsiderate oaf. Why must "The Man" always push his lifestyle choices on me?

    24. Re:Yeah, well, you know what? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      ...Eat? Did you say "EAT!?!?"

      Damn, I always thought he said "beat."

      Well, that kind of changes things...Really takes the wind out of the sick and twisted sails I have been running for the last few decades. Excuse me, but I gotta go rethink my entire life.

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  10. It IS like TV by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have seen a growing trend of what I would call 'TV reality' college graduates â" kids who graduated school in the last few years and seem to have a view of the workplace that is very much fashioned by TV programs, where 22-year-olds lead billion-dollar corporate mergers in Paris and jet around the world.

    They just don't realize that the show is, "The Office".

    1. Re:It IS like TV by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Or Dilbert. (What a shame that show got canceled.) I guess they think the real world is like Smallville where the "top reporter" is some 20-something gorgeous broad and her handsome partner, and they travel all over the place. Alas, the real world is not like that.

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    2. Re:It IS like TV by S-4'N3 · · Score: 1

      I know a number of people who stopped reading the comic strip Dilbert because although it would make them laugh, from time to time a strip would address something remarkably specific to their workplace... and they would just die a little inside.

    3. Re:It IS like TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strangely, The Office is more reality TV than most reality TV

    4. Re:It IS like TV by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      /me waves

      now you know one more

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    5. Re:It IS like TV by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Indeed... every now and then a particularly relevant one will come up, and we'll print it out and label it as appropriate for our office. It then gets posted on the wall.

      I've spoken with young engineering students about work in the "real world". I basically told them to watch Office Space and read Dilbert, and imagine working in those places. They laugh until they realize how deadly serious I am.

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  11. Education fads by benjfowler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My mum's a primary school teacher, so I got to hear all about the crazy fads that sweep through the education system as regularly as forest fires.

    Education fads are a bit like management fads, or the hype-waves that sweep IT; some self-important tosser somewhere in academia comes up with a stupid idea, some government pinheads buy into it, and before you know it, it's all over like a bad rash.

    The movement to boost pupils' self-esteem was a recent big one, which according to a recent piece on the BBC, took off in America. The idea, is that kids get praised all the time as a means of positive reinforcement -- with the obvious drawbacks.

    But then again, it could be the Dunning-Kruger Effect (where the incompetent are unable to see their own incompetence), which is as strong now as it always has been.

    1. Re:Education fads by budgenator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The idea, is that kids get praised all the time as a means of positive reinforcement
      The problem is we told the kids that they are special and the kids heard they are special and everyone else isn't.

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    2. Re:Education fads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, The university is exactly like primary school. Why, the profs practically fluff your seat for you before class.

    3. Re:Education fads by rossz · · Score: 1

      "Empty Self-Esteem" is the result of praise given for no reason. Kids hear how great they are, even when they are the biggest fark-up in the school so they grow up thinking they can continue to be a fark-up. When they hit the real world they are in for a rude awakening.

      Some schools have taken this lunacy a step further. They've discontinued the honor role only classes because it hurts the self-esteem of the kids who aren't good enough to be allowed in those classes. It might make them feel like they aren't as good as the honor students. I have some news for you, you aren't as good as the honor student, asshole. Study harder and maybe you can make the grade.

      Self-esteem can not be given. It must be earned.

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    4. Re:Education fads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the primary schools where I worked the definition for failure was "deferred success". With that sort of culture where no-one can fail there is no incentive to do more than is necessary.

    5. Re:Education fads by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree with some of your points. For many students who struggle, simply working harder will not put them in an honors class (unless the definition of honors is changed to effort rather than achievement).

      However, people who aren't in honors classes are hardly less "good" than an honors student. A person's value has nothing at all to do with their ability to get good grades, or even their ability to contribute to society at all. People have value because they are people.

      Even so, that doesn't mean that companies will hire people simply because they are people. That is the disservice that schools foist upon their students - they encourage the student who can't handle basic trig to pursue a career in architechture, or the student who can't draw to be an artist. Sure, if you want to play guitar in your spare time by all means learn how, but don't think that just anybody can play in a top-10 band. Johnny might want to be an astronaut, but if they have a breathing problem they're not going to be one, even though there are lots of other related fields that they could excel in.

      A person's value is not the same as their paycheck. A person's happiness also has little to do with their paycheck. Sure, we should try to get people to maximize their potential and their contribution to society, but we need to also teach people to be realistic about their expectations.

    6. Re:Education fads by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      Sounds like we should be tellings each kid they are special and so are all the others.

      As a child, I was just afraid of everyone and didn't think about other people except as different to me. As an adult I'm noticing that I get on with people better since I realised that everyone are unique and beautiful snowflakes, even the annoying ones, whether they are similar to me or very different.

      I vaguely suspect I would have had a more enjoyable childhood if I'd thought more to look for the 'special' in each of the other children, instead of seeing them as a scary mass of other people. On the other hand, I don't know if I would have grokked it like that back then.

  12. Not just college grads by rwa2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it's more of a cultural thing. I've seen people of all ages kinda expect primadonna treatment for some reason or another.

    I'd also go so far to say that other cultures such as asians (of which I am also part of and have lived in for several years) are brought up to expect to work hard first and reap benefits sometime after they've proven their worth. It's actually quite confusing for us when we work for an organization that is anything other than a meritocracy.

    1. Re:Not just college grads by rwa2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Huh, my middle paragraph got eaten somehow.

      In fact, I'm going to go all racist and suggest that you'd enjoy reading http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/ . But it's OK because I'm part white myself and identify with at least a third of the stuff they cover. It has really helped me understand myself and others in a way that is simple, succinct, and wrong :P

    2. Re:Not just college grads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firstly, it's a parody web site. Secondly, it is not okay since you're "part white".

      You're a racist, pure and simple.

    3. Re:Not just college grads by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      I think rwa2 was also parodying the "it's OK because I'm part X".

  13. It isn't their fault. by damburger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They've been systematically lied to. Western youth has been aggressively fed a vision of fun, laid back jobs that inexplicably pay huge amounts, coupled with an excessive consumer lifestyle.

    Remember the apartments they lived in in Friends? Remember what they did for a living? Exactly.

    Its why there was so much consumer debt - people thought they were entitled to a lifestyle beyond their means, and were willing to take loans to get it.

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    1. Re:It isn't their fault. by fm6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remember the apartments they lived in in Friends? Remember what they did for a living? Exactly.

      I seem to recall that the apartment in Friends was rent-controlled at a level that had been set some time in the 60s, and they were illegally subletting it from a elderly relative who had long since moved away. Also, the show had some good stories about the financial issues of people living in Manhattan.

      Nitpicks aside, though, you're right about Friends (most of the time) and TV in general. But then, TV has always lied about a lot of things: everybody is good looking and has no weight or fitness issues (unless they're evil or they're somebody's funny sidekick). Bad people always suffer for their badness, and good people are always rewarded. Nobody is ever at a loss for clever thing to say. All complicated issues get resolved one way or another after 48 minutes of interaction. Etc., etc.

    2. Re:It isn't their fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people thought they were entitled to a lifestyle beyond their means, and were willing to take loans to get it.

      By definition, if they got approved for the loan, it's within their means.

      Or, as some famous airhead once said, "How can I be out of money? I still have checks!".

    3. Re:It isn't their fault. by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, rooms are "much bigger" because it's more of a pain in the ass to film on smaller (but conceivably more accurate) sets than it is to film on nice big sets.

      Most of the New York apartments I've seen on TV are considerably larger than their real-life counterparts.

    4. Re:It isn't their fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except quite a few of us 'whippersnappers' with the right skills and attitude actually get jobs with very decent pay (for our age), with a laid back working environment - and in some cases get sent on international business trips.

      I personally (only 20 years of age) was all but forced to go on a business trip to London and Germany (from Australia) at my last job (however not wanting international travel, and them more or less 'forcing' me to do it - I left for a smaller company - which ended up being even more cushier than the last).

    5. Re:It isn't their fault. by The+Man · · Score: 1

      It *is* their fault, for believing it. The idea that you can indefinitely consume more than you produce is obviously and demonstrably false; even a dullard knows so with a moment's thought. The only people who believe it are those who deliberately refuse to recognise reality. We oughtn't be their enablers.

    6. Re:It isn't their fault. by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Remember the apartments they lived in in Friends? Remember what they did for a living? Exactly.

      One fairly decently sized living room, two small bedrooms. It's got the kitchen in the living room, though. I'm not impressed. You can live in that off of welfare.

      (Just not with the combination of New York rents and USA "wel"fare. But in my neck of the world, you can)

    7. Re:It isn't their fault. by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Its why there was so much consumer debt - people thought they were entitled to a lifestyle beyond their means, and were willing to take loans to get it.

      Sure, the debt load has absolutely nothing to do with the dramatically reduced purchasing power of the average worker over the past 40 years, nor anything to do with wild deregulation and promotion of consumer lending in the same period.

      Every generation thinks it is entitled to more than it is. Being asshats doesn't make my generation special or unique.

    8. Re:It isn't their fault. by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if you're going to get into how they compromise reality to simplify production (as opposed to deliberately distorting it for feelgood purposes) you have to note that everybody on these sitcoms seems to have a collective, unspoken agreement only to use 3 of the 4 walls in every room they live, work, or play in.

    9. Re:It isn't their fault. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Ross was a paleontologist working in a museum at expectedly middle-class wages, Joey was an actor/waiter, Monica was a chef, Phoebe, I don't know what she did for money but was a folk singer on the side and Rachel the only thing i remember about her was her breasts were a different size every episode.

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    10. Re:It isn't their fault. by ethicalBob · · Score: 1

      For a little perspective - The largest apartment I've lived in in NYC was about 1200 square feet - and that was because a friend owned the building (and technically i was taking up 2 spaces)...

      On the average, most of the apartments I've lived in have been 1 or 2 bedrooms, under 800 square feet, and cost nearly $2800/month average. So a "Friends" style apartment would probably rent for about $4k/month...for people who work in coffee shops and are out of work actors?

      only if they ALL lived in the same flat....

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    11. Re:It isn't their fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've never observed Gen Y to be unusually spoiled, but maybe b/c I've lotsa time in war zones. Sex and the City more than Friends is more to blame for what you describe.

    12. Re:It isn't their fault. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      There's that, but there's also the fact that people were promised a decent job if they were willing to work and get a degree. Right now I've got a degree and I work my butt off for a fraction of the salary that I thought I'd be making.

      I always find it somewhat ironic that the generation that was the original me first generation can possibly even consider talking down to the new graduates. Back 30 years ago, one could reasonably expect some correlation between effort and compensation. Productivity went up and so did compensation. Right now it seems cruel to expect a realistic view considering how bleak it's been.

      I'm not sure how old the writer is, but it's pretty spoiled rotten and unappreciative to talk about the people that are going to be paying for his retirement in that fashion.

    13. Re:It isn't their fault. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I'm kind of annoyed I know this...

      The girl's apartment (Monica being a chef, Rachel an administrative assistant/buyer IIRC) was rent controlled, and they were illegally subletting it from the elderly relative mentioned above. The guy's apartment (Chandler being a successful accountant/financial person, Joey a failed actor) was rented normally, but Chandler could realistically afford it. And stated several times that he paid basically Joey's share every month. There was an episode where Chandler left his job to "find himself", and it turned out his role was so important that his boss kept calling over and over to get him back, offering him more money each time.

      Ross was an archaeologist and had his own place, I have no idea how much archaeologists make.

      The real mystery in this sense was Phoebe, who lived alone in a large apartment and didn't seem to ever work, or at least not hold down a job longer than a few weeks. I have no idea how she paid her rent.

      When it comes down to it, though, they have big apartments because you need them to block the scenes and move the cameras and associated equipment around in. Frankly, I think that Friends made a better effort to explain their living situation than most sitcoms do.

    14. Re:It isn't their fault. by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      So just because they rationalized in one episode how they had this wonderful apartment with a plausible explination, it dissolves the illusion created by all the others that they were somehow entitled to it on their own?

    15. Re:It isn't their fault. by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Not just the size, but the furnishings too.

    16. Re:It isn't their fault. by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      If only more people had realized that BEFORE the election.

    17. Re:It isn't their fault. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      They've been systematically lied to. Western youth has been aggressively fed a vision of fun, laid back jobs that inexplicably pay huge amounts, coupled with an excessive consumer lifestyle.

      Sickly, sadly, these jobs do exist, and they're mostly filled with narcissistic do-nothing jerks. Almost by definition, we can't all have do-nothing jobs that allow us to afford waterfront real-estate and exclusive consumer goods - so they pretty much have to go to a lucky few, many of whom believe that "they earned it" somehow.

      If it's any consolation, I know a couple of "Senior Managers" at fat corporations earning near $200K/year for doing not much who aren't exactly happy in their lives. The money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy a whole lot of comfort.

    18. Re:It isn't their fault. by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

      A Network quote seems appropriate:

      "Listen to me: Television is not the truth! Television is a God-damned amusement park! Television is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, side-show freaks, lion tamers, and football players. We're in the boredom-killing business! So if you want the truth... Go to God! Go to your gurus! Go to yourselves! Because that's the only place you're ever going to find any real truth. But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell. We'll tell you that, uh, Kojak always gets the killer, or that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry, just look at your watch; at the end of the hour he's going to win. We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in *illusions*, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here. You're beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal. You do whatever the tube tells you! You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even *think* like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! *WE* are the illusion! So turn off your television sets. Turn them off now. Turn them off right now. Turn them off and leave them off! Turn them off right in the middle of the sentence I'm speaking to you now! TURN THEM OFF..."

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    19. Re:It isn't their fault. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You're reading way too much into my post. I was just picking a nit.

    20. Re:It isn't their fault. by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Sry then. I just interpreted it as saying they had a valid reason to have said apartment.

    21. Re:It isn't their fault. by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Nobody is ever at a loss for clever thing to say.

      Reading /. reinforces this idea as well.

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    22. Re:It isn't their fault. by Atario · · Score: 1

      You're right that they've been systematically lied to, but from the other direction.

      In the US in the 1950s, it was typical for a single earner at an ordinary blue-collar job to be able to support a family, pay for a new car every other year, and make payments on a house, with money left over for a few niceties. And since things are supposed to get better and easier over time, by now things should be as easy as it's portrayed in Friends, if not more so. But with the insane policies foisted on us by political hacks over the last 30 or 40 years, you're lucky if you can pull that off with two earners, at white-collar jobs.

      Now that the system has finally come crashing down and people are waking up to the fact that the fantasies they've been fed on a policy level are just that, maybe, if we're lucky, we can get some reasonable policies in place and make people remember for longer than they did after the previous Great Depression.

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    23. Re:It isn't their fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, the Friends people had decent apartments, but they also had 3 people living in each. Presumably they were splitting rent.

      dom

    24. Re:It isn't their fault. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, thinking up new variations on the "insect overlord" gag does not count as "clever".

    25. Re:It isn't their fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody is ever at a loss for clever thing to say.

      Yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're all out of you!

    26. Re:It isn't their fault. by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      Its why there was so much consumer debt - people thought they were entitled to a lifestyle beyond their means, and were willing to take loans to get it.

      There's unsustainable debt, and there's loans for financial engineering to make things possible. There's nothing wrong with taking a mortgage if you really can pay it all back - and it's the right thing to do, if it's cheaper than the cost of saving (rent etc. when compared with a mortgage).

      If you avoid loans entirely, it's not necessarily the best use of the real resources you do have. Loans are one way to tap into the benefits of trade in society - and can be to the benefit of everyone, it's not a zero-sum game with equal winners and losers.

      If you agree that using loans isn't always living beyond your means, but can create value by making certain things possible - how *do* you know what a lifestyle within your means is?

      I think the only way is to try it and see what happens. Which is what all those consumer debtors tried, and many are finding it was a bit much.

      But for a lot of them, I don't see that they could have known in advance what the level that works out would be. We call some people "greedy" or "consumerist" now, but really there's no level of consumption which everyone can recognise as "just right" except with analysis which is beyond most individuals.

      You never really know how many square metres of house and how much fresh food is equivalent - in work exchanged fairly - to your 50 hours a week software development. Because you don't have perfect knowledge of what is sustainable for everyone involved.

      Sometimes you get a clearer picture later on, and that seems to be happening now. ...Or it could just be a non-linear shockwave in the economy and not say much about what is really sustainable at all.

      Even now, without knowing where it will settle, it's rather hard to know what level of "lifestyle" actually is fair and sustainable, in other words what "within their means" (over the course of a lifetime) corresponds to.

      One strategy is never take out any debt. But that's not always efficient. It just doesn't make sense for some things. For some people's situations, avoiding debt means losing out on things which it is, in fact, perfectly fine and fair and sustainable to enjoy.

      (Personally I don't have (and never have had) any net debt, and I have worked up from zero a couple of times. I've had loans but always less than my cash savings, so it's always been net positive. And I worked out a few years ago that saving to buy a place was a better bet than taking a mortgage despite the hit of rent, given my rate of earnings at the time (I live in the UK). But that didn't work out either... oh well :-)

  14. Blame the parents teachers by coniferous · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Speaking from the viewpoint of a 21 year old IT "professional"... Its the parents/teachers fault. We have been told from a very early age that having education sets us apart from the rest. You end up with people that think that because they got 90s in school, they are more qualified to do a job that someone has been doing for 20 years. Its stupid, even i think so. Perhaps if we hadn't been so coddled as kids, the workplace wouldn't be such a huge step for my generation.

    1. Re:Blame the parents teachers by JustShootMe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But you are doing exactly what the article predicts that you would do - it's everyone's fault but your own. Yes, yes, they do share blame, of course they do. And I know as much as anyone that children are not at truly fault for how they're raised. But at some point, it may be their fault - but placing blame really doesn't fix the situation. Only you can fix the situation, and it doesn't really matter whose fault it is.

      I'm speaking as someone whose parents really messed him up in many different ways - but ultimately, they are not going to fix it, I have to. And placing blame really does nothing but remind me of the past, instead of looking to the future.

      Put shortly and bluntly, who gives a fuck whose fault it is, I care more about what you do with your life and who you are *now*. :-)

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    2. Re:Blame the parents teachers by coniferous · · Score: 1

      But you are doing exactly what the article predicts that you would do - it's everyone's fault but your own. Yes, yes, they do share blame, of course they do. And I know as much as anyone that children are not at truly fault for how they're raised. But at some point, it may be their fault - but placing blame really doesn't fix the situation. Only you can fix the situation, and it doesn't really matter whose fault it is.

      I'm speaking as someone whose parents really messed him up in many different ways - but ultimately, they are not going to fix it, I have to. And placing blame really does nothing but remind me of the past, instead of looking to the future.

      Put shortly and bluntly, who gives a fuck whose fault it is, I care more about what you do with your life and who you are *now*. :-)

      Its very hard for me not to blame the issue on someone else... Where else am i going to get real world experience at a young age?

    3. Re:Blame the parents teachers by JustShootMe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Open source? Internships?

      I'm not saying it's easy. But doing the not easy stuff is what differentiates one from the rest. At least in the beginning, who knows, you might have to sacrifice pay for experience. But the investment will pay back.

      Unless your parents are abusive, they are only there to guide you - your motivation and your willingness to step out on your own to figure stuff out is what's going to really give you what you need. Ultimately, parents and teachers are only there to tell you how to stick your foot in the door. What happens once it's there is entirely up to you.

      I don't think I'm saying this right. Oh well. It's Sunday.

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    4. Re:Blame the parents teachers by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      Uhh... one other thing. I should point out that I'm 33 and I still do open source work and stuff, and I don't expect to get paid for everything I do. It'll come back to me.

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    5. Re:Blame the parents teachers by aurispector · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the web contributes. You can find websites with ready-made "communities" for any absurd group. Facebook, Twitter and the like feed on the inherent ego-centrism & narcissism of the age group - as if people really CARE what you're doing minute to minute. It all fosters a false sense of importance and belonging that just doesn't exist in the real world. On the other hand, shifting the blame to anyone but yourself is another issue. Sure, your parents told you you were special, but you believed it.

      We do kids a disservice by constantly telling them how wonderful they are. Fact is, people build a real sense of self-worth by working hard to overcome challenges, not by being given prizes.

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    6. Re:Blame the parents teachers by coniferous · · Score: 1

      OK, Lets speak a little bit more generally. When I was a kid i lied about my age to get a job at burger king and volunteered at computer shops to get my hardware and repair background. But what about the rest of my generation? There is absolutely *NO* incentive for them to step out of their comfort zone. How do you encourage this in an entire generation? What sort of cultural values would get our kids off their collective asses?

    7. Re:Blame the parents teachers by JustShootMe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe I'm just cynical, but does it really matter? If they want to sit there on their asses and bitch and moan about how bad their lives are, that's their problem - and it makes it just that much easier for people like you and I to make something of ourselves.

      I'm not saying I wish it on them, really... but I'm not responsible for them, I'm responsible for me. You see what I'm saying? You can lead a horse to water...

      It only becomes my problem when they expect me to support them...

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    8. Re:Blame the parents teachers by aurispector · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps an economy where merely having a job, any job is valued as being preferable to starvation and homelessness? I can't overvalue the importance of taking responsibility for yourself and not finding excuses.

      There's an entire branch of Psychology called cognitive therapy in which the goal is, basically, to teach the patient to stop bullshitting himself. Stop allowing yourself to be defeated by perceived obstacles and start looking for ways to achieve your goals. And stop whining because it's fucking annoying.

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    9. Re:Blame the parents teachers by coniferous · · Score: 1

      There have been studies on the links between social networking and depression. I totally agree with you, it's a letdown when you realize you aren't nearly important as you think you are. SRC: ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1132788/Why-chatting-long-Facebook-girl-down.html )

    10. Re:Blame the parents teachers by pmarini · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that you "quoted" the word professional...
      these days, after a couple of years one is already "senior" and after 4 becomes "architect"... you tell me why we do retire at 65 and not 30...

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    11. Re:Blame the parents teachers by coniferous · · Score: 1

      That's the way that I have to present myself in order to be taken seriously. It wasn't an attempt to discredit anyone else.

    12. Re:Blame the parents teachers by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      This post should be taken out and posted on every telephone pole in the US. It is absolute truth and absolutely awesome. Doesn't matter how you got to where you are, if you want to leave your miserable situation, you have to start walking. Thankyou.

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    13. Re:Blame the parents teachers by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Perhaps an economy where merely having a job, any job is valued as being preferable to starvation and homelessness?

      What are you talking about? That is our fucking economy.

      We have workers whose sole job is to kill people on the other side of the world, for absolutely no benefit to anyone, and actually at a sizable cost, precisely so they can say that they have a job and they aren't starving or homeless.

      And those people aren't widely considered to be brain-dead or worthless leaches on society, but fucking heroes.

      When I look at the current generation, I don't see a generation that is bullshitting themselves. I see a generation that has been completely failed by a society that has sent all of it's good jobs to Asia, imported Mexicans to take the crappy jobs, taxed them to support their worthless grandparents, sent them to die in foreign lands, frittered away natural resources, completely stolen any chance of retirement or future prosperity, and then had the gall to label them as selfish and narcissistic.

      It's not amazing that they spend a little time whining. It's amazing that they haven't just decided to kill us all yet.

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    14. Re:Blame the parents teachers by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Well now wait a second. As a fairly recent grad (its been a little over 4 years now since I graduated), I did well in college and as a result I have done well in the workplace. No, I did not approach it thinking that because I had a good education I was entitled to success, but rather that because of my education I was capable of earning success in the workplace. If you got the idea that you could just go to school and then sit on your ass for the rest of your life bringing in the big bucks, then you completely missed the point of what your parents and teachers were trying to tell you.

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    15. Re:Blame the parents teachers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What field are you working in? All the job ads I see that want a "senior" architect/developer/admin expect at least 15 years of experience with the tools/products in question.

    16. Re:Blame the parents teachers by coniferous · · Score: 1

      I'm a LAN Administrator for a secondary school. I monitor, fix, and upgrade school computers.

    17. Re:Blame the parents teachers by pmarini · · Score: 1

      that's cool man, I was simply reciting the code of PHB proclaimed "experts"...
      on the other (lighter) hand I came across an advert for a language expert recently who offered to "have your resume personally reviewed" at which I first blinked a couple of times trying to think why I should prefer that over a professional service and then I realised the true meaning as being "not just spell-checked by that other guy using its text processing software"... :-)

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    18. Re:Blame the parents teachers by aurispector · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? That is our fucking economy.

      You aren't very bright, are you?

      The world is what it is and it's entirely up to you to figure out how to deal with it, yet you continue crying foul. Every loser I ever met has had really great excuses.

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    19. Re:Blame the parents teachers by TecKnow · · Score: 1

      Overcoming challenges might be valuable, working hard is not. Valuing hard work is just another gateway to he same kind of "everyone is wonderful" syndrome we've already got. Anyone can say the "worked hard" on something no matter how poorly they did, and they might not even be lying, do they deserve recognition for that?

      If you have to work twice as hard as someone else to overcome some obstacle that doesn't make your accomplishment twice as significant, if anything, it's only half as significant. Knowing that, how can hard work build a sense of self-worth?

    20. Re:Blame the parents teachers by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      yet you continue crying foul.

      That's cute. You're insulting my intelligence and mistaking me for the OP at the same time.

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  15. People, not "students" by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So today I see an article about the growing narcissism of students

    Might as well replace "students" with "people". The whole concept that this is somehow limited to graduates of whatever reeks of the "dirty intellectuals" cultural revolution mentality.

    It's not graduates that are getting narcissistic, it's much of our society that's changing this way, of which they are but a subset. If you think that the people who don't finish high school and suckle on the NYC welfare tit for much of their life are any less narcissistic, you've got a dose of reality coming...

    Our society has removed a system of intrinsic rewards that involve satisfaction from doing one's job well, and providing for one's family, and replaced it with a money-grabbing race for being buried with the most stuff. But make no mistake about it - this phenomenon has far less to do with education, and far more to do with the destruction of family as a concept.

    1. Re:People, not "students" by coniferous · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So today I see an article about the growing narcissism of students

      Might as well replace "students" with "people". The whole concept that this is somehow limited to graduates of whatever reeks of the "dirty intellectuals" cultural revolution mentality.

      It's not graduates that are getting narcissistic, it's much of our society that's changing this way, of which they are but a subset. If you think that the people who don't finish high school and suckle on the NYC welfare tit for much of their life are any less narcissistic, you've got a dose of reality coming...

      Our society has removed a system of intrinsic rewards that involve satisfaction from doing one's job well, and providing for one's family, and replaced it with a money-grabbing race for being buried with the most stuff. But make no mistake about it - this phenomenon has far less to do with education, and far more to do with the destruction of family as a concept.

      Uh, wut? How does not having a solid family structure make you more narcissistic? Personally I have found that people that had to fend for themselves and didn't have mommy at arms reach more humbled and harder working.

    2. Re:People, not "students" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this phenomenon has far less to do with education, and far more to do with the destruction of family as a concept.

      I'm going to guess that giving baby-mammas welfare instead of encouraging females to find a husband before they decided to get pregnant isn't what's destroying family, but it's those damned gays.

      I'd suggest that if any young family members of your turn out to be gay, you'd better kick them out on their asses before they destroy your "family."

    3. Re:People, not "students" by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Our society has removed a system of intrinsic rewards that involve satisfaction from doing one's job well, and providing for one's family, and replaced it with a money-grabbing race for being buried with the most stuff. But make no mistake about it - this phenomenon has far less to do with education, and far more to do with the destruction of family as a concept.

      You can use money for much more interesting things than 'stuff'. I guess you could still quite accurately describe me as a narcissist, and perhaps the rest of my post is just serving to prove your point, but I dislike the superior attitude that so many people show when it comes to talking about wealth, as if we should be 'higher' people with loftier goals than that distasteful pursuit of money, the assumption being that those who want it are after money simply for the sake of a bank balance with a big number.

      To put it bluntly, I would like to be rich. If I succeed in this it will mean I can travel to interesting places, learn new skills, and generally do things that I enjoy. All of this requires money for a multitude of reasons - the ability to take time off work, the acquisition of relevant information/permits/whatever, the equipment needed, and so on. I consider the goals of visiting every country on earth, or learning aerobatic flight, or skydiving, or juggling, or whatever else, to be perfectly valid and interesting things to wish for in my life. Perhaps you disagree? I don't know, although I would be surprised if you do. Sure, a shiny house filled with shiny things would be somewhat fun, but certainly not worth devoting myself to - that's the impression most people seem to push when they talk about money.

      Yes, they're also entirely self-centred goals, but if you were to offer most people the choice of that life or of a 9 to 5 at a stable and moderately well-paid job I think I know which they would choose. I'm also well aware of the fact that most of those with serious wealth in the world got there working about as hard as those in the 9 to 5s, maybe a bit more so, maybe a bit less so. What good reason is there to devote myself to trying to have a 'normal' life when there's some chance I can have a life much more interesting than that?

    4. Re:People, not "students" by arikol · · Score: 1

      I think your assessment is pretty realistic.

      By offering (or showing in news and tv shows) such crazy extrinsic rewards (piles of money, fast cars and hot men/women) you weaken peoples intrinsic rewards. This means that success won't give you the lovely feeling it should because you'll be comparing your worth to someone else and focusing on silly little things like the size of your bonus.

      This means that doing the right/good thing will give you little to no reward (less feeling of well being) so you don't do those things.

      Personally I think that our current form of society is nearing its end and we'll rather large changes start emerging within the next 30-50 years.
      We could liken it to the fall of Rome.
      Takes a while, but will fall.

    5. Re:People, not "students" by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      this phenomenon has far less to do with education, and far more to do with the destruction of family as a concept.

      And which concept is that? The concept of chattel property that defined the family until recently ? The concept of breeding yourself a labour force for your farm ? "Family values" conservatives are incredibly myopic about what's traditionally defined "family".

      What we've ultimately lost is the concept that a person can be owned in some capacity by another person, and with that for better or worse goes the concept of the traditional hierarchical family and the definition of marriage as an ownership relationship in favour of a contractual but I believe that it's principally a positive direction.

    6. Re:People, not "students" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't even limited to the poor - just look at all the retired people currently whining about how they can no longer live off the interest from their savings. Apparently it does not matter how the banks get that money - they are entitled to it anyway.

    7. Re:People, not "students" by Phyvo · · Score: 1

      The thing is that, as some studies have found, happiness isn't correlated to wealth at all once you get past feeding yourself (and your family if you're married or whatnot). Even if you don't believe the studies, understand that this is the perspective which all anti-money people come from: as long as people can eat, money simply doesn't make them much happier.

      It's true, you get to do interesting things with money. But the point is more that money doesn't benefit people nearly as much as we think it does, and you can live a good and happy life without using tons of money to do "interesting" things. Though you're right in that hobbies help (at least the studies say so), the cost of your hobby also isn't proportional to how much you enjoy it, and there are a million different hobbies to choose from, from sailing on yachts to planting tomatoes.

      With this kind of mindset then, what is the point of having all that extra money? The point of doing these more expensive interesting things is to be happier. At least, I think, for most people.

    8. Re:People, not "students" by sjames · · Score: 1

      Our society has removed a system of intrinsic rewards that involve satisfaction from doing one's job well, and providing for one's family, and replaced it with a money-grabbing race for being buried with the most stuff. But make no mistake about it - this phenomenon has far less to do with education, and far more to do with the destruction of family as a concept.

      I suspect that some part of that is based on a very basic element of the social contract that has gone away. Do your job well and you'll have it until you retire. It'll be enough to support your family properly (though not likely in the lap of luxury). Good work and loyalty leads to raises and promotions. When you do retire, you'll be covered with a pension as a reward for your years of loyal service.

      Perhaps that was always an illusion, but if you raise people with that image and they don't find it when they join the workforce, there will be trouble. That's where the current students parents found themselves. They discovered that work hard and show loyalty to the company equals get laid off anyway to make the quarterly report look fatter. Then they saw their parents told, "sorry, we squandered the pension fund so you're on your own". So they took a more mercenary approach. Their kids are just taking it one step further.

      I'm not saying it's right, it's just a possible explanation.

    9. Re:People, not "students" by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Great post, however I must disagree with the very last bit about family. I think it has a whole lot more to do with our civilisation's modern cultural outlook on life as a whole and on the point of it. Long story short, individualism makes people think that only their own person matters (hence narcissism), while materialism reduced the point of life to getting rich, having stuff, and did away with such things as accomplishment (other than "accomplishment through material ownership" i.e. "I own a Cadillac therefore I'm an accomplished man"), personal qualities (what you own and the image your project of yourself matter more than who you are or your personal qualities) and just "living a worthwhile life".

      Basically, people these days think, puzzlingly enough to me, that "what's the point of life?" is one of those very deep questions that we'll never get an answer to, and, out of loss for directions on what to do with their life substitute it with what is commonly represented as attributes of success, that is fame, wealth, a (trophy) wife, all for the sake of superficial happiness, fun and well-being.

      If you keep that in mind, then it seems obvious why all these people are just looking for a fast track to what they believe is their (false) goal in life. But don't listen to me, I'm a broke bastard (thus qualifying me as a loser) who thinks the point of life is to have an awesome life and do awesome stuff rather than just stacking up cash.

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    10. Re:People, not "students" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, what you say is true, the new-kids-on-the-block are twice what you found 10 years ago. "Entitled" is what they are. I'm half expecting the parents to call me to tell me what to do.

      It's different now. Actually pathetic.

    11. Re:People, not "students" by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

      You are on to something as it being the destruction of the family, but more so the expectation that one must forge one's own identity. By prerequisite this means narcissism. It used to be that doing something in a way because this was how one's father and grandfather did it was a reasonable justification. Now we are expected to not drive our father's Oldsmobile.

      This line of thinking was popularized among the babyboomers, and if there will be one good thing that comes out of the greatest depression will be a rethinking of this logic. It's really hard to develop an identity for oneself. This difficulty can lead to an easy narcissism. This easy narcissism is about defining oneself by what one has rather than what one does. It's easier to buy the super laptop rather than learn how to operate it well, etc. It's good though that kids have an expectation of success. Hopefully they can use this expectation to figure out a way to forge this identity through hard work.

  16. Inflated Titles == Inflated Expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, first of all, the problem is with their older generation instructors. telling them they can call themselves "engineers".

    Over on the other side of the border , "engineer" is a protected title, so not every college dropout who can string together a java crapplet can claim that title.

    Now if you refer to the position as "developer" or "programmer", their expectations might be more in line.

  17. Not College's Fault by 1alpha7 · · Score: 1

    Its not just the college graduates. We have the same problem with high school graduates for blue collar jobs.

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  18. This just in! by intx13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Students find that the real world does not match their ideals and expectations!

    I think no matter what age bracket you fit into, you or someone you knew as a post-student entering the workforce for the first time had their expectations shattered.

    It's neither shocking nor news, and it certainly doesn't make you narcissistic. It makes you inexperienced, which is kind of the whole thing, isn't it?

    On the other hand, there are more young people succeeding that do make it that far that quickly nowadays, so maybe you could say that the variance is increasing - more people expecting greatness and being shocked, but also more people going directly to greatness.

    Furthermore, the example of one prospective employee thinking that what were in reality fairly standard and expected skills made him a unique snowflake doesn't mean he and every other post-student is narcissistic. More likely, in school he WAS cream of the crop, teaching himself new skills and so on. What he doesn't realize is that the people he's comparing himself to are now working at McDonald's; he now needs to compete against the much smaller group of people like himself. Depending on the school, he may have never met anyone else from this group.

    Anyway, not narcissism, not egotism... just a mix of inexperience, naivete, and optimism/idealism.

    1. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Completely agree.

      I don't think narcissism has anything to do with this. It's just a classic case of big fish/small pond.

      Couple that with some of the more unrealistic hype that made IT the latest get-rich-quick profession, and it's not surprising that college grads enter the workforce with unrealistic expectations.

      But this isn't anything NEW. And neither is the previous generation's disapproval of its successors.

      Everyone loves to say that "these kids don't know the value of a dollar!"

      Or maybe "Back in my day, bread used to cost ____"

      And guess what? Ten years from now, when these new grads are mid-thirties and still haven't made their fortune, they'll probably turn around and look at all the new hires and exclaim over how ungrateful and self-centered they are.

    2. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This post is right on. It's been ten years now - but I went to a little engineering college in California where 90% of the entering class were merit scholars. On the first day, during an orientation lunch, I still remember the President giving a speech, and explaining to all of us that we were all in the top 1 or 2% of our graduating high school classes... and that now, going forward, half of us would be in the bottom half of the class... that certainly put things in perspective quick.

    3. Re:This just in! by riperrin · · Score: 1

      Anyway, not narcissism, not egotism... just a mix of inexperience, naivete, and optimism/idealism. I've been in full time employment for just shy of 4 years. So far I've been made redundant twice and I am yet to receive a single pay rise in line with promises made (i.e. you achieve all of X tasks and you shall receive Y). Both times made redundant due the lying and incompetence of the senior management who failed to listen to those saying things will not work and have to be changed. My dad who has been working for just shy of 38 years has been made redundant 4 times in the last 15 years and in those 15 years is yet to receive a single pay rise in line with promises made (i.e. you achieve all of X tasks and you shall receive Y). I am not sure of the details of his redundancies. From all that I have seen I do not trust management. My dad is actually concerned that in my 4 short years I have the built up more vile and bitterness towards those above me the office structure of shirking of responsibility, than he has in the last 38. I have had the optimism stamped out of me by lying, inept and deceitful people and so too will all the other graduates.

    4. Re:This just in! by descil · · Score: 1

      I think that's hilarious. School is way harder than the real world.

      I'm coming back to academia from the 'real world,' where I worked a 'real job' as a domestic consultant. I got paid more than they ever indicated I would make in school. I got to have a hell of a lot more fun. And I got to meet some really cool people. Shit yeah I had to do a lot of work, who doesn't?

      SCHOOL is SHOCKING.
      Speech class: standing ovation, for my speech alone. Grade? D+.
      Data structures: aced all the exams and tests. Except the final, which I somehow got a ZERO on, teacher never handed it back. Got a C- in the course. (at least a C- required for upper division courses, so I figure this is aimed at my GPA, since I won't likely retake it)
      Biology: Everyone in the class comes to me for help. My grade? D.
      Chemistry: Same as biology.

      ?? They're too worried about narcissism. I'm a genius, but I know I have faults. Still, they are harking on them way too much. I'm a great worker and the teachers are making me want to suicide.

  19. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our business does language courses abroad and school exchanges for high school kids. The result is that we need to keep alot of our staff pretty young so that we can present a "cool" image to our clients.

    Thus, about half of our staff is fresh college grads at any given time. We hire them especially as "accompagnateurs", basically glorified camp cousilors who accompany and supervise the kids during their courses and exchanges.

    This is actually a lot of work and not very fun, but it does involve some travel. 10 years ago, we could hire a few college grads for the summer and send them with a group of kids and they did a good job.

    Now, things are different. The fresh college grads just aren't as responsible as they used to be. Generally, they can't be trusted with the petty cash, they can't be trusted to be sober at any given time and the young men can't be trusted to stay away from the girls in their charge.

    The solution was to start sending one of the senior staff with each group to supervise the younger staff, but even then they have been getting worse. I don't know what changed, but I think it is that the college grads today shut down as soon as something is less entertaining than they expected.

    1. Re:Yes. by davidbrucehughes · · Score: 1

      http://www.humandevolution.com/

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      om namo bhagavate vasudevaya
  20. Every Generation by perlhacker14 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Every new generation is bound to feel superior to the previous, being fresh and inexperienced and self-confident in their sparkling new standards. Every previous generation will feel that the new children are annoying little pests wearing too-big boots. This is to be expected, and the attitudes usually fade over time as the new generation gets hit with reality and the older ones come to stand them.
    Of course, this really is the one of the first times that it comes up in the software fields, as the field is relatively new.

    1. Re:Every Generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My employer has not hired 'recent' graduates for at least four years

      My employer no longer hires CS graduates, experienced or otherwise.

      Perhaps the CS degree should be returned to the math department as a specialty graduate degree; and most programming be done by that more reasonable group of people that have received an engineering education.

    2. Re:Every Generation by glenstar · · Score: 1

      I went through a period where I refused to hire CS grads because of some very bad experiences (eg, code that LOOKED like a college assignment instead of real-world code) but then realized I was being very harsh. Nowadays I just look for intelligent people who have a natural (or taught) ability to create the best code given the situation. I don't care if someone has a degree or not or whether they have 10+ years of experience... what I do care about is intelligence,thoroughness, and yes, personality.

    3. Re:Every Generation by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      As a rule every generation has been superior to the previous. I'm from generation X and if I was asked objectively generation Y are superior to my generation in many ways.

      About the only generation to buck this trend are the waste of space baby boomers who have saddled my generation and the next with a bucket of debt. One half of these idiots gave us the likes of Nixon, and the other sat on their asses listening to hippy crap and thinking that pot will solve all the worlds problems.

      Now they are approaching retirement age, having broken the bank. Rather than admit that they sold us up the river they are begging the next generations to carry on their ponzi scheme like their woeful mismanagement of the world in some way entitles them to a long and labour free retirement.

      If you ask me it isn't generations X and Y who think the world owes them a living, it's the baby boomers.

  21. anecdotal evidence by bcrowell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article is based on nothing but anecdotal evidence. The person who wrote the slashdot summary (named, strangely enough, SpuriousLogic) relates some more anecdotal evidence. Now slashdotters are requested to supply even more anecdotal evidence.

    I teach physics at a community college. Any generalization you can make about my students will be true about some of them and false about some others. Yes, I have encountered some students whose self-esteem seems unrealistically high. Yes, I have also encountered some other students whose self-esteem seemed to me to be unrealistically low.

    If you want to show a trend over time, like increasing narcissism, you need quantitative data from two different times, and you need the random and systematic errors on those two data-points to be small enough that they can be shown to be unequal with a high level of confidence.

    My default hypothesis about any educational reform movement is that it will have absolutely no effect on anything. I'm only persuaded to the contrary if solid quantitative evidence shows up to the contrary. My default hypothesis is that the self-esteem movement has had absolutely no effect on students' self-esteem, or on their achievement, or on anything else. Students tend to be pretty realistic. They look and compare themselves with other students. They know if they got an F on their physics exam and their lab partner didn't.

    1. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, look at not only who wrote the summary. This is yet another kdawson troll article.

    2. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't experienced individuals bitched about newly graduated students being narcissistic know-it-alls with zero comprehension of the real world since universities and schools first started?

      I'm amused the article and summary writer thinks the are any different to generations gone by. Insisting they were never *that* bad when they left University. That they are somehow special in discovering this problem and thereby committing the same crime as the students they are criticising.

    3. Re:anecdotal evidence by crossmr · · Score: 1

      speaking of anecdotal evidence..my first year out of college I went on 3 business trips. The first one was to sun soaked miami in the dead of Canadian winter. It was extended 5 days in which I got to go snorkeling in Key largo and find out that south beach is a non-advertised topless beach. My second business trip was also back to miami.
      my third trip was to albequerque where both my gps and my luggage got lost... yes.. I did get to take a wrong turn in albequerque..

    4. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a graduate of theoretical physics (of some years past now) one suspects you might be taking your own lectures a little too much to heart.

      In the real world a thoughtful qualitative analysis can be at least as useful as a quantitative one; more so when working with colleagues/co-workers who may not be skilled in quantitative methods.

      Your particular example on educational standards is specious since academe, educational models, definitions of standards and insight into differing views of person-to-person/person-to-people communication change over time.

      Even if your two data points 'then' and 'now' (or 'now' and 'then') exist they probably would not be comparable plus, they wouldn't tell the whole story. A qualitative interpretation is still required for the audience.

      Besides, anyone can take two data points and draw a straight line between them. Precisely what kind of trend analysis do you teach your students? (qualitatively, if you don't mind)

    5. Re:anecdotal evidence by ponraul · · Score: 1

      Unless you're only teaching service classes for non-scientists/non-engineers (e.g., physics for poets), you likely have a sampling bias toward the kind of student that is mature enough to pick a career that isn't regularly featured on MTV Cribs (tm).

      While you still may run across prima donnas, they are the sort of prima donnas that think they're the smartest or have the best professional skills, your observations will drastically under count the unqualified, "entitled" majority.

    6. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're as much an idiot and a jack ass here as you are at Wikipedia.

    7. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My narcissism got shot down when I realized we actually had to solve problems that were orders of magnitude harder than completing the square, or computing the differential of f(x) over g(x). And that problems are solved by sweating and swearing, failing, and learning by mistakes.

      My anecdotal evidence suggests that the subscription rate among engineering students to magazines about management and leadership drops sharply after the first couple of years. =)

    8. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I teach physics at a community college.

      I've been dabbling with teaching biology at a community college and I more or less agree with your analysis (though you may disagree with mine).

      Any generalization you can make about my students will be true about some of them and false about some others. Yes, I have encountered some students whose self-esteem seems unrealistically high. Yes, I have also encountered some other students whose self-esteem seemed to me to be unrealistically low.

      Same here. Many of my students have made the connection that they're going to have to work pretty hard if they want to avoid being very poor. And, many of my students have not yet made that connections.

      For those who haven't, I wouldn't characterize it as too much self-esteem though - maybe naivete, maybe wishful thinking, maybe lack of thinking - but not too much self-esteem.

      The one thing I do see is students who seem to only do what they do because they feel that they're forced to to. It's an open question how to get them to feel that they have life by the balls rather than the other way around. Then again the original article seem to argue that the students aren't beat down enough - so others may disagree with me on this.

      The one exception to my claim that students don't have excessive self-esteem (and this may be unique to biology) is the conservative Christian students. They don't even know things like the chemical structure of water or the difference between atoms and molecules but they are outraged that they aren't getting an A. They freak out about when one of their friends notices a bunch of swirls that look like 6's on their shirt (Oh no! I'm wearing the mark of the beast!) but they think nothing of disrupting lecture by chatting with their friends.

      I'm not sure what the causation order is but, whatever the reason, the sense of entitlement and the disconnect from reality of the conservative Christian students has been shocking.

    9. Re:anecdotal evidence by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I suspect that your view point might be a little skewed as well, most students don't see physics as a skate course to fulfill their laboratory science requirement. Narcissism is extremely hard to quantify, they will invariably tell you what they think you want to hear.

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    10. Re:anecdotal evidence by bgoffe · · Score: 1

      For evidence that isn't anecdotal and dates from 1982, see http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=7618722 . This got a lot of play when it came out. I also teach at college and this research certainly jives with my experience.

    11. Re:anecdotal evidence by hduff · · Score: 1

      My default hypothesis about any educational reform movement is that it will have absolutely no effect on anything. I'm only persuaded to the contrary if solid quantitative evidence shows up to the contrary. My default hypothesis is that the self-esteem movement has had absolutely no effect on students' self-esteem, or on their achievement, or on anything else.

      I believe the study on self-esteem was done on "at-risk" populations and there was a statistically significant correlation between increases in self-esteem (as measured by a psychological test) and increases in achievement (as measured by standardized test scores) comparing groups over time as they progressed from grades pre-K through 6. So it seems the probably-valid findings have been broadly generalized beyond any real usefulness. Pretty much standard fare in education.

      Curiously, nobody ever explains why the group with the lowest self-esteem (young girls) have been among the achievers (based on standardized test scores), probably because that doesn't elevate the self-esteem of the people promoting self-esteem as a cure-all.

      --
      "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
    12. Re:anecdotal evidence by garutnivore · · Score: 1

      The article is based on nothing but anecdotal evidence.

      So it is not a population study.

      I teach physics at a community college

      I've taught object oriented programming at an engineering university when I was in engineering. I've more recently taught university-level courses in religion. (Graduated in Computer Engineering, started and then abandoned a M.Sc.A. in Computer Engineering, worked as a software engineer, went back to school for an M.A. in South Asia Studies and now finishing a Ph.D. in Religious Studies.)

      My default hypothesis about any educational reform movement is that it will have absolutely no effect on anything.

      It is a change in attitude which is needed, not a reform.

      My default hypothesis is that the self-esteem movement has had absolutely no effect on students' self-esteem, or on their achievement, or on anything else.

      Your default hypothesis does not correspond to what I can observe. Yes, I know this is still anecdotal, just like your own observations of your students are anecdotal.

      The self-esteem movement teaches students that all opinions are equally valid. This might not be the intended effect but this is what actually happens. Critical thinking is flushed down the drain. This is plain as day when you teach in the humanities. Everybody expects that their opinion, as ill-informed as it is and as badly formulated as it is, is just as valid as their neighbors' and should be rewarded equally. Yay! Everybody gets an "A"!

      Students tend to be pretty realistic. They look and compare themselves with other students. They know if they got an F on their physics exam and their lab partner didn't.

      This is less of a problem in the sciences and scientifically-oriented domains like engineering. When I was teaching object oriented programming, first of all either the software they had to write was working or not. And then there were quantifiable differences between algorithms. It was fairly easy to convince students that their answers might not be as good as their neighbors'.

      It is not so in religion. If I ask an essay question about how modern Buddhists have dealt with abortion, I don't want a personal statement. And yet, I get personal statements and then they are indignant when they don't get an A.

      So the OP is talking about software engineering. Still, the question of "how much am I worth to this company" is not primarily a software engineering problem but a socio-economic one. People who can apply rigorous thinking in solving engineering problems are not necessarily rigorous when thinking about their own worth in the workplace. The differences in worth are often difficult to quantify. And this is where the plague of "all opinions are equally valid" creeps in. Since there is no scientific demonstration which can prove the relative worth of different employees, they can't see why someone else would get a better salary than they do.

    13. Re:anecdotal evidence by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Grow up child. No one is interested in your games.

    14. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming anyone in the school actually did receive an 'F'. Lots of schools have been moving to stop that. Recently Dallas made all sorts of changes to their grading standards, including not giving zeros for work that isn't turned in, that will inflate grades. Some of the schools around here have more than half their students on the "honor roll". As long as schools are rewarded for high grades, guess what the incentives are? Teachers in some districts literally get punished for giving anything less than a C.

    15. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is not the self-esteem, the point is that their expecting all companies to be google. Perhaps even the old google.

    16. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every generation thinks that the next generation is a bunch of uppity little shits. Such is the way of things.

      There are plenty of cocky young people, sure, but that hasn't really changed that much.

    17. Re:anecdotal evidence by _14k4 · · Score: 1

      On that F... that may be true, however the ideals of the students (though, not all of them who received that F) make way for the thought that they didn't deserve that F; that the cause-effect of work-put-in to reward-received is somehow this black-box that simply works on desire not actual work.

    18. Re:anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what the causation order is but, whatever the reason, the sense of entitlement and the disconnect from reality of the conservative Christian students has been shocking.

      When you take it in the shitter from the great almighty you quickly learn that reality doesn't matter. You *ARE* god's pussy-maiden.

  22. What's wrong with Decatur? by exley · · Score: 2, Informative

    At least while they're there they can watch some Thunderball!

    1. Re:What's wrong with Decatur? by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      ...and do a few sticks of Super Cool!

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      Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
  23. Young whippersnappers! by Captain+Damnit · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl9puZ4q7UI

    'Nuff said.

  24. blame modern child rearing by thule · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... and schools. Parents don't teach their kids that some things are just simply part of life. You have to do it whether you like it or not. You have to do it even if you don't get an allowance or a gold star. Some things are worth doing even if you don't feel good about doing it.

    Schools affirm this by removing competition and focus on making sure kids feel good about themselves. This is reflected in a recent survey where US kids scored lower on things like math, but felt that had done well on the test. Non-US students felt that they had not done well on the test, but scored higher. In other words, stupid US kids feel really good about themselves. Heck, they've been rewarded not for getting things right, but for trying! Why wouldn't they expect to get constant affirmation in the professional world?

    Bring back competition. Bring back winning and loosing. Bring back hard work. Dump the ego-centric psychology.

  25. No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is hardly something new.

    I own a small consulting company (two full time, others brought on per project). A few years ago I got a tiny job to re-do a server with new hardware and implement a backup strategy. One of the minor issues was that the reporting tool they used required client software and a shared drive and allowed only one person to view a report at a time. As a gesture, I rewrote the report in PHP. My PHP is not very good however.

    About the same time, I received a resume from a recent grad who wanted to start with a small company. He found me through some friends. Among his qualifications listed on his resume was guru level PHP. Perfect. I asked him to re-do the page to format it better, add the company logo, create a PDF download link. Simple, right?

    Almost two weeks later he sends me his bill for close to a thousand dollars. He was still "working on" getting the PDF download link, but he had added the logo (about 6 lines of HTML in the header). The formatting hadn't changed.

    Recent grads still don't know about the long work days, the deadlines, the software management process... yet still they want to start at $100/hr or $90K/year.

  26. Yea whatever happend to the good old days of.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously where are the good old days of being paid for your knowledge and expertise. Not just getting a bonus of millions for running a company into the ground. Maybe I'm out of touch but learning some that has intrinsic value to the company in excess of what I was hired for qualifies me for a raise. Maybe I need a few new skills combined together before I can actually ask for raise with good conscience.
    Maybe I'm missing the point of school. Maybe it is just a paper hanging on the wall and doesn't signify anything but a loan in the bank. But to me my time is money, my knowledge is money.
    Once hired though my time is up to the employer if he wants me to do my work in base Antarctica and he agreed to my price then yes I'll work in Antarctica. Crying over not getting the best clientele or locations out of the gate is stupid. But then again I've seen an owners nephew twice removed come in and take the best seat in the house. Management has its choices, and in today's economy they have a lot more choices than ever.

  27. Symptom of society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to tell the submitter this, but software engineering is not the only place to find this sense of entitlement among the "Gen Y" or "Me Generation" population.

    A couple of years ago a morning show ran a segment on two small companies where each held an "employee of the day" ceremony every morning complete with party hats and snacks. Management's rational? They needed to attract and retain a younger work force, and these types of bobbles and shiny things were the only flavor that did so.

    Welcome to the future we all created (enabled).

    I remember when 40 years of loyal service at the company only got you a firm handshake and a gold watch at your retirement party. Then again, that was in Soviet Russia....

    1. Re:Symptom of society by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Wow, you got to work for 40 years without being "right-sized", "downsized", "made redundant", "aligned with strategic conditions", or otherwise sacked? No wonder it didn't take a party hat to motivate you.

    2. Re:Symptom of society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he just did his job well? I rarely see people sacked that don't deserve it.

  28. It's a non story. by Samschnooks · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    This is nothing but hyperbole based upon a few - that's assuming it's true. This is nothing new. I've had to deal with narcissists since I entered the workforce in the 1980s: programmers who thought they were brilliant and should be worshiped like Gods. This is just a news story that's a backlash against the perceived "self esteem movement"; which is backed up by a bunch of burnt out, cry baby teachers who have their own narcissistic tendencies (Oh look at me! I'm an overworked and underpaid teacher! I'm teaching YOUR CHILDREN! I'm more important than anyone!).

    Yawn.

    BTW, Teaching is a GREAT gig! Graduate from college at 22, work and get all the extra credentials needed and at 60, retire a millionaire! Guaranteed. The Teacher's Union will see to it - they don't like it when folks point that out. Yep, the profession that has the most retired millionaires is teachers. You won't have a private jet, but you'll be living much better than most retirees. Make sure it's a public school system, though.

    1. Re:It's a non story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Graduate from college at 22, work and get all the extra credentials needed and at 60, retire a millionaire!

      For the sake of argument, let's assume that you're mostly correct and that a school teacher can have a million saved up by retirement. Let's assume that the teacher plans to live another twenty years past retirement. A million divided by twenty is 50K. 50K/year isn't poverty but it's not champagne and caviar every day either.

      So, here's the question: At what age do you think public school teachers should be able to retire and how much do you think should they have to live on in their retirement?

  29. I find young programmers unmotivated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unmotivated and, quite often, looking for the easy answer. Rather then spending the 10 minutes reading the API documentation they would sooner bug the senior devs, looking for the easy answer. Many times I will ask them to read the documentation, while feigning "I don't know", and see where they end up. More often than not, I end up disappointed. For many of these programmers, it's just a way to make money.

    But I don't think this problem is occurring everywhere in society, arrogant, young, "deserving" grads not willing to earn their keep.

  30. People are stupid by Tybalt_Capulet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people have no idea about anything, or how anything works.

    The more skills the more education they obtain the less they try to gain the knowledge of the world around them, making nice little pocket worlds that almost everyone lives in.

    We simply don't want to believe the things we know are true.

    My generation (The college students/graduates) are the worst. Because of Google and Microsoft we think we're all going to become rich tomorrow if we go into the tech career path, but most of us have no idea how those companies filled niches in the world and the non-coding brilliance it took for them to rise to the top.

    We expect our pay out to be like our video streams, done downloading before we've started to watch, when reality is that it's slower than a 56K client downloading from another 56K client.

    --
    Has the old saint in his forest not yet heard of it? That God is dead?
    1. Re:People are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... what you're saying is I should be expecting to make about 5K/sec?

  31. Non traditional Grad by theredshoes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I recently graduated after going back to school in my thirties. Yes, my expectation was at least to get a job making more than I did before I was downsized and went back to college. I do however work at a tech company now and I would have taken any position available. I had to make some hard decisions about that too. You have to take the good and the bad, that is just the way it is with the economy now. I just took a job that I am overqualified for, the salary is not that great, but I can live comfortably on it because I have other sources of income and investments because I am older and did prepare for the future. And the only reason I have that is because I had to make some seriously hard decisions, like selling the house my husband and I lived in when he was alive, cars etc. The good part is that the company is growing, it is a ten minute commute and the work is interesting, so far. I figure give it a year, if it doesn't get any better or I do not get a promotion, I will go to grad school at night and work there until something better comes along or I find something better once the economy gets a little better. I actually feel very lucky and happy about my new job! Honestly, the people are very nice there and seem to have good bosses so far. I really did not have any pie in the sky or rose colored glasses scenarios in my mind when I got out, probably because I was already screwed over a few times money wise by other companies because I didn't have the degree, they were not forking over the cash even though I should have been making at least 10K more, LOL At least now with the degree, I have the leverage to go somewhere else and make more money. :)

  32. What the hell? by DavidR1991 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm 18, and I'm about to leave my secondary school and head off to university (assuming I get my grades). I've always had an interest in tech an computers - so I learnt (or started learning) C/C++ at around 14 to try and get a step ahead of just the typical 'wannabes'. I now consider myself, four years later, to be a pretty competent coder. Besides that though, I don't consider myself 'special' in any way or form what-so-ever.

    In fact, the only 'special' thing about what I just mentioned is the age I was when I did it - what I actually did (self teaching, as per the java beans example) is painfully uninteresting. Yet people I meet routinely single this out as 'strange' and 'amazing' (people in other fields, that is).

    I don't share their enthusiasm - why is self-teaching so amazing? Am I really that cool for doing the simplest thing ever - teaching myself. Or are the other people I'm being judged against too fucking retarded to teach themselves?

    I think that's the main scary thing this article touches on (and something I've experienced) - self teaching is now some kind of oddity. I'm pleased I learnt C/C++ when I did: Not because of what it is, but apparently, in this new age of retardation, self taught *anything* is some amazing feat to be behold. I think that's the scarier prospect than overly narcissistic students/graduates

    1. Re:What the hell? by vlm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or are the other people I'm being judged against too fucking retarded to teach themselves?

      They're too busy watching American Idol. Look on the bright side, it makes folks like us, stacks of money, at least in comparison to them. Besides, we know its more fun than what they do.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    2. Re:What the hell? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind, when you're being taught to code in University, that self-taught coders tend to write stuff that mostly works but is hell to maintain, because of poor style, lack of comments, poor design, or whatever.

      You will be taught things like coding style, how to use comments, object orientation, etc. It sucks to have to start over from scratch, but you will hopefully learn to make maintainable, re-usable code. These skills will make going back to update your code five years later much easier.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    3. Re:What the hell? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      If you want to be ahead of class, here are a few things to keep you occupied:

      • Implement a red-black binary search tree (they're a royal PITA to get right, even though the rules can be stated in a simple way).
      • Implement two different Max-Flow algorithms
      • Take a look at Turing Machines and understand why the halting problem is undecidable
      • Understand what a buffer overflow exploit is and how they work. Write a sample overflow exploit against your own dummy program made for that purpose.
      • Figure out what you might write to a buffer, if you later cast it to a function pointer and call it. Figure out how it's (very) architecture dependent.

      Yet people I meet routinely single this out as 'strange' and 'amazing' (people in other fields, that is).

      In some fields, it's substantially harder to self-teach. If you were to teach yourself law or medicine, how would you go about doing it? Go read Dr. Quack's Guide To Anatomy and then try prescribing antibiotics to your kid sister? Read Dr. Shyster's Guide To Trials and then try representing someone in court, just for a quick reality check of the material you've learned?

      We have it easy. We have the computers ourselves. We have the learning material on the web, or in the public library, or in the book store if we want to spend money. We have the editors, compilers and debuggers available for no charge.

      Is there any field where that's true as well? Math, maybe?

    4. Re:What the hell? by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

      You will be taught things like coding style, how to use comments, object orientation, etc.

      A number of people on here say that about college/university. Honestly, I never saw it there. They gave us all the "good practices" lectures about commenting, making good objects, etc. None of it really meant anything to anyone, because, without the experience of having tried to maintain a horrible mess, the guidelines just seem like silly encumbrances. The worst is when people who don't understand them take the various code patterns to extremes, making an even bigger mess than they would otherwise have had.

      The only reason I code well is that, when I was younger, I spent a lot of time writing various programs on my own, working for many months on each one. I always found that, after a certain critical point, it would become too much of a pain to do anything with the code. Then I'd stop for a while, figure out why it was such a pain, design a fix for the problem, and then start again. Later on it occurred to me to study the structure of various open-source projects to learn from others who'd been coding for a hell of a lot longer than I.

      So I don't know - how do they actually teach that? None of the projects we did were anywhere near long or large enough that anyone would come to equate difficulty advancing with some fundamental design issue - even the ones that lasted most of a semester. It certainly didn't occur to anyone in my class. They all hit the brick wall, complained loudly, somehow persevered till it was minimally done, and then handed it in and forgot all about it. The most frustrating thing was that I would go and try to help some of them and point out how and why they'd painted themselves into a corner, but without the experience, the idea just couldn't click. I know they weren't stupid, because some of them figured it out later on (again, on their own). It's just something I've never seen taught effectively.

      How did your school teach it? Was there a mentorship program or something? I'd love to know, if for nothing else than some better ideas when it comes time for me to train up my next junior coder.

    5. Re:What the hell? by tkw954 · · Score: 1

      I don't share their enthusiasm - why is self-teaching so amazing? Am I really that cool for doing the simplest thing ever - teaching myself. Or are the other people I'm being judged against too fucking retarded to teach themselves?

      No, I think it has a lot more to do with actually getting off your ass and learning or doing something.

    6. Re:What the hell? by boyter · · Score: 1

      +1 University/Collage will not teach you syntax coding (beyond enough to get you started). Knowing the syntax for a dozen languages isnt really that impressive when you realise they are similar.

    7. Re:What the hell? by S-4'N3 · · Score: 1

      Continue with the self teaching. It's an important tool. More important than the languages you learn is the ability to learn new languages. Sure, that .Net certification will get you far in your Miscro$oft friendly workplace, until one day somebody says, "shit, this legacy system we need you to maintain was written in PERL". At which point, your self-teaching skills will be your WIN.

    8. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or are the other people I'm being judged against too fucking retarded to teach themselves?

      Yes.

    9. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Is there any field where that's true as well? Math, maybe?

      Not really, a program you can just run and see if it does what you want. A mathematical proof? You better find a couple of (somewhat) brilliant guys to check it for you, or you might just learn to kid yourself...

    10. Re:What the hell? by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Your experience is probably due to the fact that programming is a marketable skill that is relatively easy to learn combined with other peoples' technophobia.

      Once you're (using the general "you", not specifically "you") about 2 years in to your undergrad you'll understand that you can teach a monkey how to program a computer, it's programming it well that's the sticker. A handful of my peers @ uni. were self-taught programmers from highschool but they turned out to be sub-par software developers that didn't understand simple things like big-O analysis or basic formal linguistics, and half dropped out.

      That you understand that teaching yourself how to program isn't terribly impressive is promising, you'll have a painfully easy first year of university and won't be struggling with the basics while trying to learn other things for the rest of it.

    11. Re:What the hell? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Self teaching, didactic learning, etc. is actually quite rare in society in general. It's what (good) artists do, and it is a necessity in fields like programming where things change so rapidly.

      Most people don't learn this way, and I've encountered more than one IT manager who seemed to believe it was impossible to self-teach something like (simple) SQL programming in a timeframe of a week or two. Of course, they couldn't do the SQL programming themselves, so....

    12. Re:What the hell? by Daishiman · · Score: 1

      I got my first summer job at 16 doing software testing and by the time I was 18 I already had a decent job in IT, so I can relate to you.

      The thing is that most people outside of out field don't understand that self-teaching is an essential necessity to stay employed, and that unlike many hapless, joy-sucking professions (accountancy comes to mind), learning new things in computing is fun, interesting and fairly engaging.

      You should know, now that I'm a bit older, that most people just don't have as much passion for the job as you may have. The fact that you're posting this on a tech site is already indicative of that.

    13. Re:What the hell? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind, when you're being taught to code in University, that self-taught coders tend to write stuff that mostly works but is hell to maintain, because of poor style, lack of comments, poor design, or whatever.

      Get enough real-world experience and you can self-teach maintainability too. The tough part is convincing the new kids that it's really worth it to clean out all the warnings, restructure for an elegant solution rather than hack it quickly, document your structures and interfaces, etc.

    14. Re:What the hell? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with previous posters but I'd also add that another reason that so many people aren't self-taught to the degree you are is because many MANY people aren't sure yet what they have a passion for. You were incredibly lucky to find something that you've "always had an interest in."

      Many of your peers likely dabbled in a lot of different areas but nothing yet has caught their attention enough to devote the effort to learn much more. It doesn't mean they are retarded or incredibly lazy. In fact, many of them may be harder working and more intelligent than you are but are simply still exploring their possibilities. That's not too much of a problem at that age although it might start to be in a few years.

    15. Re:What the hell? by SirJorgelOfBorgel · · Score: 1

      Fast forward a year or ten, and you're me ;)

      Seriously though, what you did is good. Keep it up. Self teaching is a very valuable skill in the software business.

      Don't let those other people fool you though. They do not truly understand what you are doing, and how simple/complicated (depending on the thing you do) it is. The best judge there is about what you are doing is yourself, at least if you are honest. And though you are being a tad bit disrespectful to those fucking retarded people, it seems you got that point fairly well covered. It's good, and it is something to be proud of, but that's pretty much where it ends. You're not special - but perhaps you will be? Everybody can self-teach, but few people do.

      So many hours of my own life have been utterly wasted, never to be reclaimed, listening to people saying how 'absolutely awesome' and whatnot whatever I did was, while in truth usually they praised silly stuff they could relate to or which 'looked cool', and the parts that are 'pure genius' are ignored because they simple don't follow - and you can't blame them. After all, what do you really know about their area of expertise, aside from the obvious bits?

      The point is, you can't really judge what you are doing by the praise of people who do not _understand_ what you are doing. But keep on self-teaching. Though I'm afraid I lost a bit of that myself along the way (yes yes, getting back to it), nevertheless, it's always good to do so. While you have the time to do it, try doing 'fun' things and/or challenges as well. Unrelated to each other too.

      Go and write yourself a compiler with all the language knowledge you have now. Try to improve things. Try actually writing something in that new language and find out why your choices were or weren't so great. Do something silly like for example rewriting PAR2 encoding/decoding from scratch without looking at the original source code, just the specifications and the near unfindable mathematical theory behind it. Take your favorite 'normal' device, hack it, and make it do things it completely wasn't designed for. Every cool idea you have, build a proof-of-concept. Etc, etc. These are just examples, I'm sure you'll run into a bunch of things you'll enjoy doing. This will keep you learning new and weird things that will unexpectedly give you great insights in many parts of the software (and hardware) field, and will keep you doing something fun between all the insanely boring CS crap you'll get in school (not to say it isn't useful, though).

      In the end, make sure you enjoy it. And yes, I do agree, the 'amazing self taught' thought it silly - but it's mostly because 99% of people can't be bothered to do it :)

    16. Re:What the hell? by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      Only those who learn to code without reading code. I taught myself C from K&R when I was 10 years old and read reputable C code for comparison. Honestly, not that much has changed in C since then.

    17. Re:What the hell? by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Dude, most people just aren't all that bright.  It's okay, though.

      After all, isn't all teaching self-teaching?  You can't force someone to learn something; they have to exert some effort.

    18. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you're one of the smart people who will spend the rest of their life walking around wondering how so many inept fucking morons manage to make it.

      You poor kid. I wish I could tell you it gets easier or better, but I'm 10 years ahead of you and probably 10 times as jaded at this point.

      The retards are winning.

    19. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing that you can do to ensure your own success is to keep your nose to the grindstone. Learn as much as you can in as much depth as possible. Consider your courses in writing just as seriously as those in data structures ("learnt" is not a word). Get internships if at all humanly possible. As a student, your job is to learn, so take it seriously.

      For someone like you, who is just starting a college career, this article will seem horribly depressing. Don't let it discourage you. The fact is that you probably will not be flying to Paris or meeting with the CEO for lunch at your first job. Most ping-pong tables in the office go unused because people are working (or posting on /.) too much. That doesn't mean that your job is somehow inferior to those glamorous jobs that you see on TV. If you keep teaching yourself in addition to doing well in your courses, you will probably find that there is nothing special about people with jobs like that. The only difference is they somehow won a lottery.

      It's encouraging that there are still 14-year-olds learning C++ in their free time. In college, you will probably find that you just scratched the surface. In your first job, you will probably find the same about your college work. As some of the other comments state, compare yourself with other people like you. Find the people who teach themselves, and try to learn what they are doing.

      By the way, have fun in college. Meet new people, try new things (legally), and explore everything the school and surrounding city have to offer. Travel! Join a club with a social purpose instead of a scientific or technological one. You will find that these things are just as important as any ream of code that you will write.

      As for all the negative articles and comments about the world, don't pay too much attention to them. While generally true, most of the comments here are from people who are venting. They are right that you probably won't live a celebrity life through coding, but you can find a good job that you are happy at if you work hard for it.

    20. Re:What the hell? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      You'll find that unfortunately your experience so far is not new, nor uncommon... most people don't teach themselves anything, they are more than happy to continue with the lot life gave them, complaining about it the whole time and expecting someone else to step in and improve it.

      It's always been that way and will continue for the rest of humanity. Sad but true.

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
  33. answer at bottom of page by retchdog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quote at bottom of /. page:

    "You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part."

    Well, there you go.

    --
    "They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
  34. Generation Me, a book on the topic by Geof · · Score: 1

    I have read similar comments by young people before. I believe it was in the Amazon reviews of Generation Me, which I discovered via an article on danah boyd's blog. boyd says she has found the same thing in her research (she studies young people's use of social software).

  35. I hve not seen this by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know this reply isn't particularly exciting, but I can say I have not seen this happen. The grads I meet are excited, interested, and humble. Maybe we just hire the good ones?

  36. Try going to school with them by Tr3vin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, if you think they are bad in the work place, try being in an environment where they aren't fired if they can't mesh with the rest of the group. I'm fine with self confidence, but the arrogance of some of the students is more than frustrating. Since they think they have it all under control, they don't care about learning some of the lessons that college tries to teach them.

    I still see a lot of concern about how many programing languages you know, not how well you can think and solve problems. Oh my, you've worked with 6 languages, including Javascript!

    Please tell me it gets better. I am scared.

    1. Re:Try going to school with them by mgblst · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, I have worked with six languages: HTML, CSS, Javascript, AJAX, XML and TXT.

      Don't understand why I can't get a job?

    2. Re:Try going to school with them by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      You laugh.

      I interviewed this person a couple months back who had "Unix" and "Perl" on a resume that also included a lot of crap like "Word" and "Photoshop"

      So I sez, "What was your unix experince?"

      And they sez, "We had to use Unix in my Perl class"

      And I sez, "What was your perl experience?"

      And they sez, "I had 2 week class."

      And those skills occupied the same position on that resume as they occupied on mine (14 years Unix experience, including root on multi-million dollar mainframes and financial systems, with equivalent perl). Yea, experience.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    3. Re:Try going to school with them by morghanphoenix · · Score: 1

      Be afraid, be very afraid. It only gets worse from here on out. I'm nowhere near old enough to feel like I should be sitting on a porch swing with a shotgun yelling at kids to get off my lawn, but the people around me...... Maybe it's because my parents were older than most of my peer's grandparents, not like anyone else at my school got a strap if he failed in school, they were more likely to ahve their parents show up and tell the teachers they were being too ahrd on their little darlings.

    4. Re:Try going to school with them by Strider- · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if you think they are bad in the work place, try being in an environment where they aren't fired if they can't mesh with the rest of the group. I'm fine with self confidence, but the arrogance of some of the students is more than frustrating. Since they think they have it all under control, they don't care about learning some of the lessons that college tries to teach them.

      My best lesson in University came in the form of failing four out of five courses in one semester. It completely destroyed the arrogance I had going in, and forced me to really consider whether this was something I really wanted to do. In the end, I stuck with it, retook the classes, and graduated with a solid B- average. I truely believe that everyone should fail at least one course in their lives. It's tough at the time, but in the end, it's good for the soul. I'm now in my first full job after college, and bounce around all over the planet, fixing and installing customer systems. I am damned lucky and I don't regret a thing.

      --
      ...si hoc legere nimium eruditionis habes...
  37. Not Narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that there are a number of things going on here - none of which I would really describe as "narcissism".

    1. When you're young, you really don't know what you're capable of - and you won't know unless you try.
    2. When you're young, you do have more flexibility. Some old guy may really be stuck in Decatur, IL (e.g. because of family) but some young guy really may have the flexibility to settle somewhere "glamorous" like Los Angeles (or even Paris). And, if the young guy is going to do it, he'd better do it soon - before he marries a girl with all her family in Decatur.
    3. Some older workers expect to be paid more for "seniority" and there are legitimate complaints that this is unfair. It may be naive but it's hardly narcissism to think that workers should get the same pay for the same job.
    4. When you're young you've got to try to sell what (little) you've got. Maybe Enterprise Java Beans is all you've got so feel like you've got to talk it up.
    5. When you're young and haven't done much, stuff that bores the older crowd (e.g. Enterprise Java Beans) can still seem new and exciting.
  38. It's in the psychology of the generation.. by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    This generation have been fed on heroic IT success stories, like how a couple of college DNFs in a garage start up a company, and are billionaires before their 30, amongst other IT legends.

    These are kids that do not recall a time where there were no computers in homes, typically. The younger kids, about age 20, do not know a world without the internet. They've also grown up aware of the worlds most pressing issues, overpopulation, global warming, general doom and gloom, and the now ubiquitous message that we simply don't have a future if we don't do something about it.

    (Where my bunch are lazy and self-indulgent. But I kinda like that) Given that, there's little surprise there are are high expectations of gains from entering the IT industry, along with a ever decreasing tolerance for tedium and BS. I've observed this in the fresh out of school age group following my lot.

    I don't think this is a bad thing however. I find many of them actually refreshingly motivated and willing to change things, rather suck-it-up and keep your head down and wait for your opportunity to move up. In comparison my age group (born circa 1980) is rather lazy.

    --
    After logging in slashdot still does not take you back to the page you were on. It's been that way for 20 years.
  39. Moving beyond "work" by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.whywork.org/

    See especially:
    http://www.whywork.org/rethinking/whywork/abolition.html
    "Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world. Almost any evil you'd care to name comes from working or from living in a world designed for work. In order to stop suffering, we have to stop working. That doesn't mean we have to stop doing things. It does mean creating a new way of life based on play; in other words, a ludic revolution. By "play" I mean also festivity, creativity, conviviality, commensality, and maybe even art. There is more to play than child's play, as worthy as that is. I call for a collective adventure in generalized joy and freely interdependent exuberance. Play isn't passive. Doubtless we all need a lot more time for sheer sloth and slack than we ever enjoy now, regardless of income or occupation, but once recovered from employment-induced exhaustion nearly all of us want to act."

    See also:
    http://www.smallisbeautiful.org/buddhist_economics/english.html
    "The Buddhist point of view takes the function of work to be at least threefold: to give man a chance to utilise and develop his faculties; to enable him to overcome his ego-centredness by joining with other people in a common task; and to bring forth the goods and services needed for a becoming existence. Again, the consequences that flow from this view are endless. To organise work in such a manner that it becomes meaningless, boring, stultifying, or nerve-racking for the worker would be little short of criminal; it would indicate a greater concern with goods than with people, an evil lack of compassion and a soul-destroying degree of attachment to the most primitive side of this worldly existence. Equally, to strive for leisure as an alternative to work would be considered a complete misunderstanding of one of the basic truths of human existence, namely that work and leisure are complementary parts of the same living process and cannot be separated without destroying the joy of work and the bliss of leisure."

    On the other hand:
    "Blame It on Mr. Rogers: Why Young Adults Feel So Entitled"
    http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB118358476840657463.html
    And, extending that theme:
    "Blame the Bailouts on Mister Rogers?"
    http://emac.blogs.foxbusiness.com/2008/12/12/blame-the-crisis-on-mister-rogers/

    Maybe there are deeper issues here on all sides? From:
    http://groups.google.com/group/openmanufacturing/msg/72330a22bcae8928?

    Consider who could pay for food or water (or copyrighted content or patented
    processes) in thirty years, if robotics continues to develop just at the
    current rate over the last thirty years.

    Check out clerks?
    "Your supermarket cashier may not know a kiwano from a tamarillo, but
    Veggie Vision does."
    http://domino.watson.ibm.com/comm/wwwr_thinkresearch.nsf/pages/machin...

    Cab drivers?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_Grand_Challenge

    Heart Surgeons?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intuitive_Surgical

    Airline pilots?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopilot

    Nurses?
    "Robot nurse escorts and schmoozes the elderly"

    --
    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    1. Re:Moving beyond "work" by FreakWent · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I almost mentioned this in my post, but you're right in principle.

      I don't think that robots are the way forward though, I think it's more a case of shifting lifestlyes to consume 50% less, then excising 50% of the economy (advertising, hairdressing, personal shoppers, dog walkers, financial services...) then working only 3 days a week to produce what we do need.

      Logistically it can be done, socially and politically is challenging to say the least.

      I don't think that robots are going to change the hours we work; it's not as though trucks meant drivers drive less hours per week than cart drivers, nor do office workers get siestas now that computers make them mor productive.

      Under the current system, we must run the economy at full capacity and grow it. All your robots will do is potentially increase capacity, not reduce work hours.

      You have the right ideas but your technophilia clouds your view. For people to be allocated resources by those who control the resources requires a motive, and farmers with combine harvesters don't continue to pay the labourers that they would otherwise employ, do they?

      Add peak oil to mix and it seems that we are indeed headed for significant change.

    2. Re:Moving beyond "work" by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I like working.

      I hate the obligation to work though.

      --
      Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
    3. Re:Moving beyond "work" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Machine repairman? =)
      http://www.c-wd.net/machine/type/xhtml/

    4. Re:Moving beyond "work" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brain's work was interesting, but the competition component really is the key. Like you said, costs will reach near zero, so that even if vast swaths are unemployed the cost of living will be so cheap that it could be sustained by an hours work a week. The real problem would be finding value and meaning. We would all be left bored, with nothing to do. As kaczynski said, we would be disconnected from the power process, we would wallow around, with nothing but distractions. It's funny you mentioned this and in this thread. I often saw a lot of this vibe in "the Dharma bums," how does one find value in a post work society? Right now in society I can maintain my standard of living with 4 hours a day. Should I work 8 and buy a house and Lexus, should I waste my time getting high and playing bass? Even 50 years ago we reached the point in work and material goods where it was no longer about survival, and about how best too waste time.

    5. Re:Moving beyond "work" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All your robots will do is potentially increase capacity, not reduce work hours."

      I don't see what you are getting at. A truck drivers "hours" go to 0 if machine replacement exists. Machine doesn't sleep, doesn't get bored or stressed, doesn't loose focus, it doesn't get drunk. It's relentless in getting from point A to point B.

      The point of all this is to manage repetitive work with machines. Machines happen to be very good at resolving deterministic repetitive tasks. Humans on the other hand become bored and stressed. So I see much less of a problem with his technophilia than with your technophobia.

      Money belongs only in a world of scarcity.

    6. Re:Moving beyond "work" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Bullshit post

      "Almost any evil you'd care to name comes from working or from living in a world designed for work."

      Rapists? Murderers? Wars?

      You could loosely say wars are work, but then you'd be suggesting that the motivation to be a soldier is the same as someone who voluntarily works (eg, anyone in the private sector).

      I went to the links you listed, and I saw a whole lot of nothing said with as many words as possible.

      It wasn't philosophy, it wasn't economics, it was just ramblings.

    7. Re:Moving beyond "work" by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      I don't think that robots are going to change the hours we work; it's not as though trucks meant drivers drive less hours per week than cart drivers, nor do office workers get siestas now that computers make them mor productive.

      The grandparent wasn't referring to robotics that merely assist in a job. He was referring to the ones that take over jobs. During world war II people were hired as human calculators. Nobody does that job anymore. Look at the auto industry, and actual robots have replaced many of the jobs that existed earlier. In your truck driver example, do you think there will still be truck drivers once cars can drive themselves?

      Now, for every profession that has been eliminated by computers, new ones have popped up. People were needed to design and build the machines taking over those jobs and entire new industries were opened up: there was no need for web developers back in the day, for example. However, you can't expect this trend to continue. Eventually machines will be able to perform every single job out there, except for the arts and extremely complicated theoretical research (assuming they never achieve hard AI / consciousness). Does that mean every single human will have to find a job on the level of theoretical physicist or become an artist in order to survive? Clearly the demand for art isn't that high (you can look at the competition for becoming an actor or writer in hollywood. What are the chances that your band will get signed? That you'll sell enough of your paintings to make a living off of it), and clearly not everyone is smart enough to take on the jobs of research professors. So you end up with billions of people who can't subsist because for every single job they are qualified for there's a machine that can do it better.

      Eventually we will be forced out of the work economy. I honestly don't think it's going to be 30 years from now and perhaps even 300 years from now is pushing it, but we're going to get there.

    8. Re:Moving beyond "work" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.whywork.org/

      Yeah, we've heard all this before. I am reminded of the SUmmer of Love in '67, when hippies would take the discarded food from the big produce market in San Francisco and make gallons of soups and stews in the park and distribute it to anyone who wanted it. "Free Clothing" shops opened to distribute all kinds of clothes that regular folks had discarded. A quote from one of them was "with all that free food and stuff around, we wondered why all these people were driving through traffic to their stupid jobs, when the necessities of life were just there for the having. The sad fact of the matter is, all that surplus was the result of those people working their asses off every day. If everyone quit their job and hung out at the park, only working a little when they felt like it, we'd all starve or freeze to death.

      I understand the idea that one shouldn't have to hate their work and the puritan work ethic is just ridiculous, but the fact remains that most of the work that needs to be done is unpleasant: that's why they have to *pay* people to do it. Saying we should all find jobs that make us happy is like saying we should all live in mansions in Beverly Hills. It's a nice notion, but there's just not enough mansions for everyone. Some of us will end up living in Watts.

    9. Re:Moving beyond "work" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice work if you can get it.

      Sorry. I just had to say it. Because it's applicable.

      Did you know that in this day and age we're all just one marketable idea away from a self-help guru and book promotion career? I heard about it at this guy's seminar and his book that I just bought says the EXACT same thing.

    10. Re:Moving beyond "work" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok... so who's gonna do the shit shoveling and garbage removal?

    11. Re:Moving beyond "work" by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Mr. Rogers saved a lot more kids than he potentially messed up. Don't dis' on the man.

      --
      It doesn't hurt to be nice.
    12. Re:Moving beyond "work" by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      It said "Almost". But, yet, "War is a racket" driven by a scarcity-oriented world view. From:
          http://www.lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

      WAR IS A RACKET

      by Two-Time Congressional Medal of Honor Recipient

      Major General Smedley D. Butler - USMC Retired

      About the Author

      CHAPTER ONE

      WAR IS A RACKET

      WAR is a racket. It always has been.

      It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives.

      A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to the majority of the people. Only a small "inside" group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few, at the expense of the very many. Out of war a few people make huge fortunes.

      In the World War [I] a mere handful garnered the profits of the conflict. At least 21,000 new millionaires and billionaires were made in the United States during the World War. That many admitted their huge blood gains in their income tax returns. How many other war millionaires falsified their tax returns no one knows.

      How many of these war millionaires shouldered a rifle? How many of them dug a trench? How many of them knew what it meant to go hungry in a rat-infested dug-out? How many of them spent sleepless, frightened nights, ducking shells and shrapnel and machine gun bullets? How many of them parried a bayonet thrust of an enemy? How many of them were wounded or killed in battle?

      Out of war nations acquire additional territory, if they are victorious. They just take it. This newly acquired territory promptly is exploited by the few - the selfsame few who wrung dollars out of blood in the war. The general public shoulders the bill.

      And what is this bill?

      This bill renders a horrible accounting. Newly placed gravestones. Mangled bodies. Shattered minds. Broken hearts and homes. Economic instability. Depression and all its attendant miseries. Back-breaking taxation for generations and generations.

      For a great many years, as a soldier, I had a suspicion that war was a racket; not until I retired to civil life did I fully realize it. Now that I see the international war clouds gathering, as they are today, I must face it and speak out. ...

         

      --
      A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    13. Re:Moving beyond "work" by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      Anybody raising kids is almost never bored. :-)

      Power is relative and is always to some extent distributed:
          http://www.t0.or.at/delanda/meshwork.htm
      "Indeed, one must resist the temptation to make hierarchies into villains and meshworks into heroes, not only because, as I said, they are constantly turning into one another, but because in real life we find only mixtures and hybrids, and the properties of these cannot be established through theory alone but demand concrete experimentation."

      Also, even with a lot of free software, I spend a lot of time reading about it and learning how to use it, just like hunter-gatherers spent a lot of time learning about medicinal plants and the habits of animals. There is a lot we can learn by looking at how hunter-gatherers lived. From:
          "The Original Affluent Society" by Marshall Sahlins
          http://www.primitivism.com/original-affluent.htm
      "Hunter-gatherers consume less energy per capita per year than any other group of human beings. Yet when you come to examine it the original affluent society was none other than the hunter's - in which all the people's material wants were easily satisfied. To accept that hunters are affluent is therefore to recognise that the present human condition of man slaving to bridge the gap between his unlimited wants and his insufficient means is a tragedy of modern times."

      In hunter-gatherer times people spent a lot of time raising kids, traveling, singing, dancing, and so on (beyond collecting food, which took fairly little time compared to an eight hour work day today). A lot of time was just spent admiring the natural world and the stars in the sky in a spiritual way. So, I have little doubt people will find meaningful things to do, even in a world of material abundance.

      --
      A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    14. Re:Moving beyond "work" by khallow · · Score: 1

      It said "Almost". But, yet, "War is a racket" driven by a scarcity-oriented world view. From: http://www.lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

      Ah yes, the post-scarcity myth. I don't buy it. Too-cheap-to-meter resources are still scarce. The scarcity-oriented world view will still hold because the resources will still be scarce. And that's not even counting that we already found numerous ways to implement artificial scarcity.

  40. Sounds about right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been a software engineer for the past 12 years and I've been in a position to interview and hire new engineers for the past 7. I one thing I see over and over again is the idea that college prepares you for a job in this field, it does not. I can not tell you how many college grads come in with a portfolio that is nothing more then class work. If you want to get a job in this field you need to take it upon your self to learn more then what they teach in college which rarely translates into "real world" skills. If you ask them to even explain what they do have, nine times out of ten they either "didn't work on that part somebody else in my group did" or they just can't. If you give them a simple task like "write a prime number generator in the language of your choice" they choke. Word to the wise. If you can't discuss something in your field outside of your class work, you failed college regardless of what your final GPA was.

    yeah it's a b**ch to interview with me. ;-)

    1. Re:Sounds about right... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Word to the wise. If you can't discuss something in your field outside of your class work, you failed college regardless of what your final GPA was.

      yeah it's a b**ch to interview with me. ;-)

      I've always thought the best and most important part of the interview was when I get to ask things like:

      Why are manhole covers round?

      How many ping pong balls can you fit in a shoebox?

      If you don't pass the airline seat test I don't recommend hiring you.

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    2. Re:Sounds about right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you give them a simple task like "write a prime number generator in the language of your choice" they choke. Word to the wise. If you can't discuss something in your field outside of your class work, you failed college regardless of what your final GPA was.

      This is not a simple task, you dolt. There are no formulae to sequentially generate prime numbers. So you're going to have to iterate through the naturals and apply primality testing. (This is what the Sieve algorithms do, for example. And they necessarily have to)

    3. Re:Sounds about right... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Why are manhole covers round? Only the ones that are designed to be removable from the same side of the opening that they are set into are round, the one that go through the hole when removed are ovoid.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    4. Re:Sounds about right... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Why are manhole covers round? Only the ones that are designed to be removable from the same side of the opening that they are set into are round, the one that go through the hole when removed are ovoid.

      Why aren't the ovoid ones rectangular?

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    5. Re:Sounds about right... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      your right, I had considered them, but in a pressurized vessel the corners would be a stress riser

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    6. Re:Sounds about right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you give them a simple task like "write a prime number generator in the language of your choice" they choke. Word to the wise. If you can't discuss something in your field outside of your class work, you failed college regardless of what your final GPA was.

      This is not a simple task, you dolt. There are no formulae to sequentially generate prime numbers. So you're going to have to iterate through the naturals and apply primality testing. (This is what the Sieve algorithms do, for example. And they necessarily have to)

      Generating a list of prime numbers between a start number and an end number isn't a simple task? You must be one of the people I was talking about. ;-)

    7. Re:Sounds about right... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      your right, I had considered them, but in a pressurized vessel the corners would be a stress riser

      True,but why would a sewer be pressurized?

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
  41. Where are you hiring people from by Logic+Worshiper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know people from CMU and community college, and the CMU people do tend to have their heads up their butts. The community college people have much lower expectations. If you hire the people with the highest grades from the best schools, yes they're going think like that. Try hiring students from non-ivy league schools (yes that includes new Ivy) and see if they have a more down to earth attitude. Or maybe even give people who have real life experience (working as a dishwasher) credit for that on their job applications. Talk to their former employers and see what there attitude is like. Maybe you're hiring the wrong employees because you're analysing job applications wrong.

    1. Re:Where are you hiring people from by PaintyThePirate · · Score: 1

      I'm about to graduate from CMU, and just like anywhere else on earth, there are people whose heads are far into their butts and people whose heads aren't. The first group just tends to be louder.

      I've had boring jobs (interning at a power plant) and fun jobs (traveling to a Pacific island and doing Google Summer of Code), and while I would certainly prefer the latter, I fully expect to end up at the former, at least to start with. I'm ok with that; if I work hard on the job and on my own projects, I can hopefully work towards where I want to be over the years.

    2. Re:Where are you hiring people from by Logic+Worshiper · · Score: 1

      I have met many many nice CMU students who don't have their heads up their up their butts (Kiva Han, anyone?), but quite a few who do. I don't mean to paint all CMU students like that.

  42. Actually... by IANAAC · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's always been like this. I was in college - god - going on thirty years ago (!) and we all thought we were the shit.

    It's not until we all started working and actually failed at something that we got knocked back down to reality.

    1. Re:Actually... by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's interesting. When I graduated college (97) I had the exact opposite opinion. In fact I said to my 7-year-long JCPenney boss, "I'm worried about my new job at Lockheed." "Why?" "I don't think I'm good enough." He told me if I fail, I'm always welcome to come back. And then laughed. ;-)

      As it turned-out I was ready for the Lockheed job, but I certainly didn't feel I was "the shit" going into the working world. My first project was designing a CCA with a budget of only $10,000 (plus labor costs), and I was definitely not in charge. That responsibility fell to a guy 60-something years old who monitored my every move.

      I don't understand today's grads who think they will just automatically be given million-dollar projects and travel expense budgets.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    2. Re:Actually... by scribblej · · Score: 1

      You worked at JC Penny for 7 years so you knew how the real world worked. The kids being complained about have never worked, or when they did, considered it below them.

    3. Re:Actually... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      As it turned-out I was ready for the Lockheed job, but I certainly didn't feel I was "the shit" going into the working world.

      And that is why you were "ready" for the Lockheed job.

    4. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They knock us around in college now. Some people still think they're the shit, but they just haven't taken the right classes.

      I'm a freaking genius. Certifiable; they almost sent me to the asylum for it. They did take me out of school and make me travel (domestically, of course!) all over the states for several years in my prime because of it. But whatever. Now I'm back in school and failing at the same things I just spent 3 years getting paid 6 figures for.

      Huh? I guess they're worried about narcissism but maybe they need to go back to being concerned about self esteem; I think they're overcorrecting!

    5. Re:Actually... by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      Just curious, what does CCA stand for?

    6. Re:Actually... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      CCA == circuit card assembly.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    7. Re:Actually... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I have noticed this.

      They get the job at Penneys or Walmart or some other store, but don't want to do any work. Instead they just stand-around and act as if they should be paid for simply being there. It wasn't like that back in the early 90s. We were expected to work constantly, even if it was just hanging sales signs.

       

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
  43. Obligatory by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint"
    - Hesiod, 8th century BC

    1. Re:Obligatory by baKanale · · Score: 5, Funny

      And what happened to the future of the ancient Greek people? Conquest by Alexander the Great and annexation by the Romans.

    2. Re:Obligatory by karlwilson · · Score: 1

      The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    3. Re:Obligatory by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let me translate that from the original Greek for you: "Hey, you kids get off my lawn!"

      --
      God, schmod. I want my monkey man!
    4. Re:Obligatory by Knutsi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps its cyclical? (:

    5. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the theory of evulotion they are tought at public schools which is to be blamed, I say, Ovulation! The flava beans are meant to be eaten, not studied, I tell you, Not Impregnated! May the God be merciful of their damned souls, Freud! (hmmphh, now where did I left my buttplug again?)

    6. Re:Obligatory by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, how are Hesiod's people doing today? Oh, that's right, their culture decayed and they were invaded and enslaved. But that could never happen today.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    7. Re:Obligatory by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Didn't the Greek civilization fall shortly after this remark? (i.e. the Greek Dark Ages)

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    8. Re:Obligatory by rcw-home · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The boys i mean are not refined
      They go with girls who buck and bite
      They do not give a fuck for luck
      They hump them thirteen times a night

      One hangs a hat upon her tit
      One carves a cross on her behind
      They do not give a shit for wit
      The boys i mean are not refined

      They come with girls who bite and buck
      Who cannot read and cannot write
      Who laugh like they would fall apart
      And masturbate with dynamite

      The boys i mean are not refined
      They cannot chat of that and this
      They do not give a fart for art
      They kill like you would take a piss

      They speak whatever's on their mind
      They do whatever's in their pants
      The boys i mean are not refined
      They shake the mountains when they dance"
      -- E. E. Cummings, 1926ish

    9. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me translate that from the original Greek for you: "Hey, you kids get off my lawn!"

      And don't make me get Platonic on your ass!

    10. Re:Obligatory by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that sometime around when the decline of the Greeks started?

    11. Re:Obligatory by kzieli · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching."

      -- Assyrian stone table 2800 BC,

      --
      read my mind at http://the-willows.blogspot.com/
    12. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when a smelly , evil poon, drips venom in your ear
      remember that it's your own fault, you let her get too near
      And don't you let her get too close, 'cause poon ofentimes gores
      and leaves you crying in the night: "O tempora, O mores!"

    13. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They have no concern for music or rhetoric or the metrical art. Oratory and poetry are almost unknown. For them, all study in logic is futile disputation. You rarely find anyone who owns the works of Aristotle and other philosophers. The students at the new university devote themselves largely to pleasure and are avid for food and wine, nor are they restrained by discipline. Day and night they roam about inflicting injuries on citizens and their heads are completely turned by the shameless women."

      Pope Pius II about university students in Vienna, c. 1548

    14. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hesiod was a poet. WTF would he know?

    15. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what happened to the future of the ancient Greek people? Conquest by Alexander the Great and annexation by the Romans.

      This little exchange--Hesiod to baKanale--brings a truly enlightening if not incendiary insight. No news here--just a juxtaposing of simple history facts that makes things plain.
      I'd heard the Hesiod quote for decades, as if to say that it was b.s. then, and it's b.s. now. But it's not.

    16. Re:Obligatory by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      But were they? Greek culture changed it's conquerers more than the other way around.

      --
      "I only speak the truth"
      Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
    17. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's amazing how articulate Hesiod was considering English wasn't a language in his time.

    18. Re:Obligatory by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Hesiod was Greek. The things he was interested in doing to their asses were probably not platonic.

      Right, I know: I'm done.

    19. Re:Obligatory by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      You mean "e.e. cummings"

      Ironically the 1920s party decade turned into the 1930s depression decade. Very prescient of cummings.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
  44. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Admittedly I probably don't interview as many candidates as you do. In the past 3 years I've talked with maybe 12 or 14 future or recent college grads. We ended up making offers to around half of them, and 4 of them accepted. Of those, 2 are doing great work, 1 later left for grad school, and 1 will be joining us this summer.

    Not a single one of the people I've talked with has shown any of the characteristics you describe, even the one who ultimately decided to pursue an academic career. All were very grounded and - perhaps with our help - had a good understanding of what is expected of them and what they can expect from us. But even coming into the interview, no one expected to be a pampered 6-figure globetrotter. Those we hired have done solid work for two years and earned a promotion, which is fairly typical for strong engineers in our company. Neither has traveled outside the country on business and none has received any individual recognition or bonuses. Both seem reasonably happy working for us, and we're happy to have them.

    So I'm now wondering whether our experience is unique, yours is, or perhaps we are talking about sufficiently different fields that candidates might be expected to have different outlooks and expectations. We are a systems programming shop; we work on an entire software stack from the operating system to the UI. We don't use Java, we don't use C#, and we aren't trendy or faddish. Our company doesn't offer free food, massages, or 20% time. It's an innovative but very traditional environment, perfect for engineer's engineers who are focused on delivering a world-beating product to our paying customers. So maybe we're just not attracting the sort of person who went to school to get a meal ticket instead of a degree and doesn't understand that the whole world isn't a Googly startupish workers' paradise. But it's hard to credit that 22-year-old computer science grads are that diverse in their worldviews. So maybe one of us has just experienced an anomalous run.

    For what it's worth, I'm 30 and most of our team is around the same age or a little older. Most of us are bust veterans with at least 5 or 10 years of real-world experience, and our leaders have been here for a little longer, but we're not 30-year men. Maybe this will look different when I'm 50.

  45. Re:oh really? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Funny
    This idea that people have to work for years before moving up the ladder and it's all based on experience and not actual skill is bullshit and it needs to stop.

    Uh, guy? I think you're the one they're talking about in the article.

    --
    Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  46. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "In my college advanced VB class"

    I stopped reading your comment there.

  47. Stop Blaming the Victim! Failure is Required. by JasonNolan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've taught for over 20 year, and have watched the rise of entitlement and expectation on the part of children and parents. And the inability of educators to disabuse students of this. And the media's willingness to capitalize on this. Children have been taught that this is what to expect, praised for expecting it, denied exposure to the mundane realities to follow, and inculcated into the cult of 'TV reality' that SL so rightly describes. I can tell you... my best interns are mothers in their late 30s-40s who are looking to improve opportunities for themselves, and thereby their children. That said, the solution is easy. And it is not merely turning post graduation employment opportunities into a nightmare of failure. We can manage expectations. We can raise the bar. We can expect more from students in high schools than standardized scores, and continue that level of expectation into college. Rule one for anyone that I know to be a self-motivated successful individual is that failure is a requirement. They don't put it that way. If you've never failed, you have never tested yourself or pushed yourself to the extreme of your abilities. You've never tried something radically new, if you've never failed. You expect success and you anticipate the attainment of your expectations if you've never pushed yourself. Children learn to push themselves from the models that they observe in their parents, teachers and social contacts... so if grads aren't what we expect, then we, collectively, have not been setting a good example. Blaming the victims of our collective failure is easier than our solving the problem from the ground up... and if we don't, then we're actually the same as those we're deriding. IMHO of course.

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    https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/1369118X.2013.808365
  48. That's inevitable by giampy · · Score: 1

    I think that especially in the US (but to a lesser extent everywhere else too, given that the economy is by large part a service economy rather than a production one), you HAVE to be narcissistic to compete with all the other narcissistic people on the market, inflated self esteem is sort of expected. Non-narcissistic people are often dismissed as not having enough self esteem, when in fact they are just honest and realistic.

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    We learn from history that we learn nothing from history - Tom Veneziano
  49. I've seen a little of that by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...are you seeing the sorts of 'crashing down to Earth' expectations of college grads described here?

    I see a little of that 20-something narcissism here and there, but it's not universal. What I see more of is what I would call intellectual stubbornness. Every so often I'll interview someone I think has potential and, even if they don't get hired for that job, I'll keep them on a short list for future openings. Along with that give them some suggestions for areas of focus that would give them an edge on the next interview. Do this, this and this and the next time we have an opening I don't have to advertise it, just hire out of the pool. Saves me sorting through the resume slush pile.

    At first I was subtle about the suggestions, but very few would pick up on them. Even when I would contact them quarterly to see how they were doing, trying to show them they really were on the short list. I finally had to quit being subtle and just give them the right answers. But even when I did that, it's amazing how few would give me that answer back. One I suggested they get familiar with a non-MSFT development framework. Any one. Zend, Cake, Rails...anything. They didn't have to develop an app, just learn about one. An hour of reading. And the next time we talked they were in another .NET class. Then acted surprised when they didn't get that job, either. ????

    That I do see that a lot in young people. They're convinced they have the right answers and won't budge or take a suggestion. There's no curiosity or willingness to explore. they seem really regimented in their thinking. Something I found profoundly saddening personally and, as hiring authority, really freaking annoying.

    --
    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
    1. Re:I've seen a little of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you just interviewing young people, or are you interviewing people of all ages but only seeing this trait in the youngsters?

      I ask because in my experience intellectual curiosity and a willingness to adapt one's world view over time are traits found less and less as people get older. And are rare in any age group.

      FWIW, I'm approaching middle age.

    2. Re:I've seen a little of that by sir_montag · · Score: 1

      A short list is worth what you get out of it. If it is indistinguishable from empty promises that every other employer makes to the second place candidate for a position, why should *anyone* do as you request? Basically, you are under the impression that you're holding a large carrot while the rest of the world sees you holding absolutely nothing on the end of that string, and your requests are given weight accordingly.

    3. Re:I've seen a little of that by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      While that is perhaps especially typical of young people (and I was certainly no exception), I've come to suspect that it's just typical of people of all ages, period. For every twenty-something who's dead certain that the language du jour is the be-all and end-all of development tools, there's a forty-something who is equally certain about some formerly popular language or methodology and completely resistant to anything new.

      With the young ones, it's because they don't know anything else. With the older ones, it's because they've seen enough empty fads come and go that they assume that every innovation is just a repackaging of something old. (Arguably, that's true of most but hardly all new trends, but I digress.)

      Human beings have a lot of strengths, but being humble and observant are not among them. If there is anything new about that, it is only new in terms of geologic time.

      --
      Proud member of the Weirdo-American community.
    4. Re:I've seen a little of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I went job hunting I was dumbfounded by the dizzying array of technologies I was asked about being familiar with. Couple this with a few interviews a day and you just mentally shut off all the things that "could" make you more marketable.

    5. Re:I've seen a little of that by hduff · · Score: 1

      I was a substitute teacher in middle school and found myself "teaching" students how to write a resume for the typical teenager summer job. As required, I presented the required lesson. They were upset because a resume assumes that you have experience to list and they had none. So I told them:

      "I have actually hired teenagers for entry-level blue-collar jobs and here's my advice to you: Show up for your interview ready to begin work; wear clean clothes and do the shave/haircut/hairdo thing; bring a pen to fill out the employment form and know the answers to the questions it asks; be enthusiastic and convince me that you will do the best job you can, even if you have no experience. I've never not hired that person."

      They seemed shocked. but most got it. Hiring at a higher level is really not that much different. Be prepared and make a professional presentation. Be willing to work and learn the job.

      --
      "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
    6. Re:I've seen a little of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why WOULD there be any curiosity or willingness to explore? The college system in its current incarnation almost guarantees those attributes will be stripped away. College is about learning to pass tests and meet criteria, not explore anything.

    7. Re:I've seen a little of that by noobsauce · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a great Mark Twain quote: "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."

    8. Re:I've seen a little of that by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

      Or, they've received contrary advice from people whose input they value more than yours. (No offense, but you're probably one of many potential employers they've talked to; maybe five other hiring directors told them that MSFT is the way to go.)

      The flipside of this "young narcissists" issue is its inverse: older people tend to inaccurately generalize from their personal, anecdotal experience to the world at large. One of the many tricky issues a burgeoning worker must manage is figuring out whose advice is most worthwhile, and who is playing them or talking out their ass.

    9. Re:I've seen a little of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe *gasp* they don't want what you have to offer. Maybe your job offer is unattractive to them because your paternalistic attitude is stifling and uninspiring. Maybe they're just too polite to tell you that your attempt to be their ad-hoc career adviser is laughable.

    10. Re:I've seen a little of that by dangitman · · Score: 1

      What I see more of is what I would call intellectual stubbornness... And the next time we talked they were in another .NET class. Then acted surprised when they didn't get that job, either. ????

      That doesn't really add up. You call it "intellectual stubbornness" yet what they appear to be doing is simply following the norm like sheep. What's intellectual about that?

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    11. Re:I've seen a little of that by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      That I do see that a lot in young people. They're convinced they have the right answers and won't budge or take a suggestion. There's no curiosity or willingness to explore. they seem really regimented in their thinking. Something I found profoundly saddening personally and, as hiring authority, really freaking annoying.

      My first reaction is that maybe those young people were/are focused on what they deem to be important for their own aspirations, not yours.

      From their perspective, you are just another suit dangling a carrot in the event the first pick declines an offer. It is no wonder subtle hints don't work as they can be summarily dismissed as well meaning advice from a senior practitioner.

      Just some thoughts from the devil's advocate.

    12. Re:I've seen a little of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that stubbornness on their part or yours? You're trying to get them to learn some open source software and maybe that's not their primary career goal. Seriously. I know, it's hard to believe that on slashdot. And for some it's hard to believe people would interview for a job not 100% in line with their career goals. But is any job ever 100% in line with your career goals?

    13. Re:I've seen a little of that by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      That's not just young people. A lot of people don't like to change too much. Everyone exhibits confirmation bias: the tendancy to agree with things more strongly which confirm their existing beliefs.

      I suspect when you hint "get familiar with a non-MSFT framework" they either don't think you really really mean it, or they think you're not representative of the industry. And most probably because they've invested themselves in an existing path, so it takes a cluebrick to divert them.

    14. Re:I've seen a little of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was working a mech engineer, I was pegged as arrogant/cocky for my aggressive curiousity and ethusiasm for exploration.

      I experienced the lack of curiousity and "willingness to explore" in the industry (aerospace), especially at the senior management levels.

      So I quit. (To come back to school...)

  50. compiler design and kernel hacking by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The cool kids are working on LLVM and L4.

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    If you mod me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
  51. Why not an office? by Spazmania · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When the delta cost between an modest office and a cube is around $2k/year, I frankly have a hard time seeing why a $50k professional shouldn't have one if he wants it. If he asked you for $2k additional salary to work for you, you'd give it to him. So why not a $2k office?

    That he's expected to settle for a cube is almost pure PHB. It says that the organization is more interested in the petty politics of oneupmanship than the are in their employees' comfort and productivity.

    On the other hand, my eyes head for the ceiling when the guy who has been there two weeks starts explaining the half dozen major changes we should make to the business. Spend six months learning how to do it my way you greenie! When you're fully trained on the job, I'll be interested in your opinions on how to improve it.

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    1. Re:Why not an office? by arikol · · Score: 1

      errr Eyes to ceiling may not always be a good idea..
      Even if the greenies solution may not be practical, and you have more experience so you see that, the fact that they point out problems which you have become immune to is something to capitalize upon.

      Remember that as an experienced member of staff you may have become insensitive to the myriad problems which may exist in your systems and organization.

      Also realize that when the person has been there six months he has realized that the stagnation within is so rampant that he'll never be able to change anything and given up on offering ideas towards improvement. This realization is fueled by more experienced workers rolling their eyes towards the ceiling whenever a suggestion is made.

      Point: write down silly suggestions (all of them) and try to find the problem they are meant to solve. Figure out whether it is a real problem, if yes, then solve.

      I have gotten silly suggestions, looked into them, solved the problem and gotten increased productivity. I have also given silly suggestions, sometimes looked at, sometimes ignored. It feels good when they are at least looked at, even if the decision is not to implement them
      Doing that also shows that you appreciate the people working for/with you, even if they are new.

    2. Re:Why not an office? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It depends on how experienced the new hire is. If the new hire is highly experienced (not a recent grad), and has learned better ways to do things from his experience at other companies, it's good to listen to him. Many times, organizations evolve ways of doing things that aren't very optimal, and it pays to learn from the ways other similar organizations do things.

      I just had a job interview where I advised the senior people at this company that they should be using a version control system, as they currently aren't, and explained the benefits of one. This probably seems rather elementary to a typical Slashdotter, but this was a small company with engineers writing embedded code, and none of them had never actually used a version control system before. Hiring experienced people from outside the company helps to cross-pollinate, if you will, different ideas and methods. (I ended up turning down the job, BTW; their pay was atrocious. I instead took a job at another local company for 40% more.)

      If, however, the new hire is fresh out of college, his ideas probably aren't worth much, though it might be helpful to entertain them, just in case he does have a good idea, or to help show him why things are the way they are by shooting his ideas down (nicely).

    3. Re:Why not an office? by hduff · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, my eyes head for the ceiling when the guy who has been there two weeks starts explaining the half dozen major changes we should make to the business.

      The shortest employment term for any employee I had was 32 minutes. During that time we all found out what we were doing wrong. I explained to her that the only thing I did wrong was to allow her to last that long.

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    4. Re:Why not an office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something I recommend to cope with management(?) such as yourself, is for that person to note down over 6 months the things they'd improve, and then see if in 6 months they still believe that.

      Things quickly become the norm and it's a bonus to have a fresh pair of eyes, if only to point out things that a blindingly obvious to an outsider. I say this as having worked for 10 years in the same agency, and it saves on consultants to listen to these new recruits sometimes!

    5. Re:Why not an office? by Spazmania · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the fact that they point out problems which you have become immune to is something to capitalize upon.

      Without a doubt. I didn't hire you to warm a chair, I hired you for your brain and I fully intend to pick it.

      But let's face it: until you've learned how and why the system was built the way it was, especially the "why" part, that lack of knowledge will both impair your ability to successfully redesign it and eliminate any chance of accurately estimating the costs.

      Take the newbie where I work who wants to dump accurev in favor of subversion. He's a smart guy and in the long run, he may be right. In the short run, half his reasons reflect a lack of training on accurev. He hasn't estimated the cost of running another SCM, especially the interim cost in which both systems need to run in parallel. He hasn't considered the security implications. Or how to back it up. Or the degree to which his recollection of subversion's functionality is really a memory of Tortoise which isn't applicable in our Linux environment.

      Or whether there's work he could be doing which adds more value than futzing with the SCM.

      Now, I'm glad he's shown initiative. That impresses me. Six months from now after he's learned accurev, implemented some of his ideas in accurev and really gotten up to speed on the project overall, if he still thinks we'd see a significant net gain with Subversion, I'll want to hear all about it. But today I'd prefer he focus on learning the existing methods and solving problems for which we don't already have a working solution.

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    6. Re:Why not an office? by definate · · Score: 1

      Often it's hard to "find another office" and businesses aren't in the habit of paying for a keeping around spare offices. (The only contract I've worked on where there were spare offices were government ones)

      Additionally, if you're in an office, you might not be a part of the team as much, there might be less communication, etc.

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    7. Re:Why not an office? by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I just had a job interview where I advised the senior people at this company that they should be using a version control system,

      There are a few no-brainers out there. Gee, you don't have an SCM and you should. Gee, you don't have backups and you should. Gee, you don't have any sort of bug/feature/request management system and you should. Those ideas have merit two weeks in whether you're fresh from college or almost ready to retire.

      But ideas along the lines of, "You should do this on Linux instead of on Windows like you're doing now" aren't welcome 2 weeks in. Those are discussions for later: "Hey, now that I'm comfortable working this process over here on the Windows box and I'm familiar with how the rest of the staff interact with it, I'd like to bend your ear about Linux. I think we can double our productivity at this, this and this by moving these three processes to a Debian Linux server at a rough transition cost of $X and here's why."

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    8. Re:Why not an office? by Spazmania · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Often it's hard to "find another office"

      Bull. Finding another office is just a matter of ordering modular office furniture that goes all the way to the ceiling instead of stopping at 5 feet and allocating 100 square feet to the employee instead of 64.

      if you're in an office there might be less communication, etc.

      If you're an introvert doing an introvert's work (like writing software) that will noticeably improve your productivity. It isn't about how much you communicate; it's about how well you communicate.

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    9. Re:Why not an office? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There are a few no-brainers out there. Gee, you don't have an SCM and you should. Gee, you don't have backups and you should. Gee, you don't have any sort of bug/feature/request management system and you should. Those ideas have merit two weeks in whether you're fresh from college or almost ready to retire.

      Yes, those are all no-brainers, but I wouldn't expect a fresh-out to come up with these necessarily, whereas an experienced software developer would say them immediately. A fresh-out would only know about such things most likely because they were taught by someone, or read about it somewhere, and can't really say exactly why these things are so necessary from experience. College students generally don't get to work on large projects with bug reporting or source control systems, unless they worked on an open-source project in their spare time. It's one of those things that is commonplace in industry, but rarely seen in academia.

      But ideas along the lines of, "You should do this on Linux instead of on Windows like you're doing now" aren't welcome 2 weeks in.

      Maybe my perception is flawed, but it seems like you're not likely to hear that from a recent college grad anyway, as most of them are taught only to use Microsoft products in college.

    10. Re:Why not an office? by gabebear · · Score: 1

      No-brainers are sometimes met with hostility. When it's truly something new that the older staff didn't know much about (i.e. version control or SCM), then it's not threatening. True no-brainers like routine backups and basic security can be very threatening. Suggesting someone's baby is flawed is always dangerous.

    11. Re:Why not an office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't discount the perspective of someone fresh out of college. Just because they lack experience does not mean their IDEAS are not good. Their ideas may need more adaption that those of more experienced people, but that is it.

      This is in the situation I am in now, and is the reason I will leave in the near future. Am I inexperienced? Certainly. Do I know my employers "customers" and what they need to be doing better than anyone else there? Absolutely. So why ignore my ideas?

    12. Re:Why not an office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the delta cost between an modest office and a cube is around $2k/year, I frankly have a hard time seeing why a $50k professional shouldn't have one if he wants it. If he asked you for $2k additional salary to work for you, you'd give it to him. So why not a $2k office?

      That he's expected to settle for a cube is almost pure PHB. It says that the organization is more interested in the petty politics of oneupmanship than the are in their employees' comfort and productivity.

      In my former job, I was a $100K professional with a modest office, working with a few dozen other $100K professionals with modest offices. Most of these individuals had been there for many years.

      Management changed, and in came a young PHB who loved playing these petty politics. Among other things, he announced that we would all be moving to a new building with cubes as the only available space...but it would be alright because the "white noise" from the climate control system would suffice to keep the noise level tolerable.

      Needless to say, morale plummeted.

      I incurred the PHB's ire for protesting the planned move to cubes. He retaliated by putting me on the list for the first mass layoff. I took a fat severance and found a much better job in less than 3 months.

    13. Re:Why not an office? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Are you sure your ideas are really all that great? There's a lot of young people out there who think they know everything.

      You're going to leave a job just because no one wants to listen to your ideas? Are you sure you can easily find another job where people will listen to you? I think you're in for a rude awakening.

    14. Re:Why not an office? by arikol · · Score: 1

      No question about the understanding of how, why and cost.
      BUT as we both say, seeing initiative and ideas from the beginning is good. If those silly ideas are ignored that tends to completely kill this initiative.

      Also, sometimes having someone find problems without the mind limitation of how and why the original was done in this way can give a new, clear view.

      If these impractical ideas are saved, written down and put in an ideas folder which is then regularly examined, that should give ideas, show trends and be massively useful the next tima a major revision has to be done.
      The views of the people who designed the system may not be the clearest. At least not regarding how real people might want to use it.
      A noob is likely to see the longer, more complicated ways of doing things as a hindrance. In six months he will have become blind to these things.

    15. Re:Why not an office? by dr_d_19 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, my eyes head for the ceiling when the guy who has been there two weeks starts explaining the half dozen major changes we should make to the business. Spend six months learning how to do it my way you greenie! When you're fully trained on the job, I'll be interested in your opinions on how to improve it

      A business guy who was involved with starting up Metro told me that when it comes to making good changes in organisations you have two weeks to learn the business, two weeks to come up with the changes and two weeks to implement them. Wait too long and you'll just end up being normalized to the same thinking as everyone else and nothing will be improved.

      Not saying this can be said for everything, but your line of thinking represents a big problem when it actually comes to changing things.

    16. Re:Why not an office? by Talgrath · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that face to face communication in an office has almost become unnecessary thanks to instant messenger software.

    17. Re:Why not an office? by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      You know what the customers "need" to be doing? Really? I've been in the business for 15 years and I still don't know what the customers "need" to be doing. I know a great many things that might help my customers improve their processes, but I don't know one single thing that they "need" to be doing.

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    18. Re:Why not an office? by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      That isn't really true. IM augments the telephone. Face to face is still a important for rapidly building trust relationships with your peers and keeping up with their lives so you can accurately predict how their behavior will affect the things you want to do.

      That's why I don't recommend working from home more than two days a week. When you do, the folks who are in the office start to forget to include you in their calculations.

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    19. Re:Why not an office? by DdJ · · Score: 1

      Something I recommend to cope with management(?) such as yourself, is for that person to note down over 6 months the things they'd improve, and then see if in 6 months they still believe that.

      Where I work, we have a wiki set up for this. I've got my own page in it. The starting point for my page is a table with three columns. First column has a link to some writeup, like "here's a problem we're facing that we have to think about", or "here's a proposal for a new way of doing this thing". Second column is a link to a status document, "on date ${FOO}, these six people sat down and discussed this, and here's what we figured out". Third column is a timestamp for that status thing in the second column, so it's easy to eyeball which things have had recent activity.

      Sometimes, the ideas go nowhere. But more than once, someone higher up the management chain has come to me with a problem, and I've been able to say "oh yeah, three of us were discussing this eighteen months ago, and here's a link to our conclusions, and here's another link that lets you follow how it evolved".

      Do not throw away ideas. But do not shove them down the throats of people who are not ready for them yet. Document them, work to improve them, work on them with other people, and store them. Find the right time and place to pull them out. My experience is that this improves the chances for actual improvement, and it also leaves a "paper trail" of the thinking that led to it. And the more you document other people's help, the more those people have an interest in continuing to help in the future.

      Is it more work than just brainstorming out loud at your manager? Sure, but the work is worth it IMO.

  52. decater - decatur by lucky130 · · Score: 1

    Even though the town sucks, spell it right :P

  53. I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times... by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    Fraternities and other student organizations encourage networking. Most of which is with unemployed people who still receive an allowance from mom and dad.

    I always had a job in IT through college. It taught me that humility, rather than narcissism, is rewarded. If you're a good programmer/tech let your work speak for you instead of your words.

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  54. Nothing new by S-4'N3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The arrogance of educated workers isn't anything particularly new however it is something that seems to drift from field to field along with educational trends. A couple of years ago I read an article on how something like over 60% of CEO's would not hire anyone with an MBA on account of how disastrous former employees had been. At the time, and as a generality (no I'm not talking about you, Mr. MBA who happens to read slashdot) MBA graduates tended to assume that because of their diploma, they knew how to run a department or company better than people without the equivalence in education, but many years of experience. Now this trend is starting to apply to programmers. They expect that with their degrees and certifications, they will be better workers, and thus given better opportunities than people many years their senior. Now I'm not saying we are all supposed to LIKE Bill Gates, or anything, but his high school diploma has certainly gotten him far. No amount of education will ever replace work experience. Learning new or even old out-dated languages is part of any intense IT job, and only with experience will you be good at troubleshooting and reverse engineering the kind of poorly documented stuff that you will be expected to do. Personally, I have the same level of education as Bill Gates and have dropped out of college twice, but that hasn't prevented glamourous opportunities from coming my way. On account of my skill, experience, and knowledge of my companies products, I've been flown to Edmonton (okay... it's really not THAT glamourous), while some of my colleagues have been to Vancouver several times. Now I'm not saying higher education won't get me farther in life, but not having higher education has certainly not prevented hard work and experience from contributing to an interesting career. Any college graduate should know that your education will get you nowhere without hard work and level headedness, and that an inflated ego will only hold you back. I don't think it's necessarily fair to entirely blame the baby-boomers for this scourge of arrogant graduates, but as a trend, I certainly suspect they didn't help. The boomers did grow up in a time where education guaranteed a more exciting career and life. Then 'everybody' went to school and we wound up with Generation X. You'd somehow hope that this younger generation (of which I am pretty much a part) would have caught on. Let's just blame videogames and short-attention span TV instead.

    1. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linebreaks man, learn to love them. I think you probably have a good point in there, judging by the first few lines but it's so hard to read the full comment, my eyes glaze over.

  55. Entitlement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just CS/IT grads, it's this generation in general. There is a significant sociological problem right now with an overdeveloped sense of entitlement in our youth/young adults.

    As a generation, we parents have failed to disciplene, and we are now paying the price.

  56. Job Security by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Hey, this has got to be job security for those of us with years of experience under our belts in the industry, realistic expectations of what jobs actually entail, legacy skills in addition to bleeding-edge stuff, and a proven track record of projects brought in to completion (including the documentation).

    So why am I looking for work right now too?

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  57. Admittedly, a narcissistic junkie said it... by John+Guilt · · Score: 1
    ..., but this calls to mind Lenny Bruce's,
    American society will cripple you, and then make fun of you for limping.
    We, loosely construed, make fun of young people who do things for purely idealistic reasons ('I just want to write beautiful code and improve people's lives,'/'Shut up, Moonglow, go back to your yurt,') and then are dismayed to end up with a crop of careerists. Some may have unrealistic expectations, but I have not been in a start-up that wasn't rife with them...and, to be honest, I think most advances in our state come from a combination of practical knowledge and expectations that will seem unrealistic until they're not met. ('Sixty percent literacy? thou'rt moone-mad.' 'Hands-washing will prevent the Lying-in Fever? Yeah right.')

    I guess the question of culpability really starts to come in when those expectations aren't met. In my arrogant and correct opinion, cursing the darkness is fine, as is believing that the world owes you a living---just so long as the air-flow doesn't blow out the candle you've lit, just as long as you understand that the world probably will have to be dunned for that living it owes you.

  58. Bureaucratic bosses in the workplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Your comment sounds like someone who's been in the 'corporate' world a long time. And by corporate, I exclude Google, Facebook, Slide, Twitter, Amazon, Ning, etc.

    As a fairly recent grad (5 years ago), I'm enormously unimpressed with companies posting positions for people with 10+ years of [x] development. The notion that having done something for a long time makes you a better person to be doing it seems fundamentally flawed, at least in the case of most software engineering.

    I could see it not necessarily being true for, say, piloting fighter jets or performing brain surgery, but I'd challenge any 'experienced' engineer to build a 'better' Facebook than the narcissistic 20 year-olds did.

    When it comes to office politics, client-interaction or one's general interpersonal conduct, sure, maybe the 30+ crowd has a hand-up.. But thinking that just because they've been developing, say, routing logic for the last ten years doesn't mean their approach hasn't become narrow-minded, bitter, and generally disingenuous.

    New engineers want to write cool, new stuff for the same reason you want to write cool, new stuff, and there's no reason why they won't be just as good at it. The notion that the need to somehow 'prove' themselves by writing test code for a few years, or by supporting web apps is simply the kind of ageism that will cause any decent young engineer to avoid your company at all costs.

    An unrelated, but illustrative, example would probably be most of the North American auto industry. Impose a strict, age-experience based hierarchy, and it becomes clear why we haven't produced a good car for a very, very long time.

  59. From another perspective . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as someone who dropped out of college and went to work in the field (20 years ago), I find that part of the blame for this attitude can be placed on the companies themselves. The value placed on those "young, fresh" employees is given greater emphasis than the productivity of those who've been with the organization but don't have the 'paper' to back up their experience.

    There's nothing like the thrill of training your new boss.

    Now before anyone says 'quit whining and go back to school' . . . . . I did. And quite frankly the only real loser in my opinion is the company that lost a skilled worker due to management's inability or desire to retain knowledgeable workers.

    Oh, wait, I forgot it's not that at all, it's just that there aren't any good employees in this country and we need to increase the foreign worker visas.

  60. Not really more challenging by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure very generation found the next challenging because of differing viewpoints. Most of the older staff realize once the grow up a bit they'll be all right.

    My experience is many simply do not understand that it is simply not technical knowledge that is needed for a job. You send experienced people overseas because you know they can do the job when things go wrong. You've worked with them, you trust them; an they have the scars from dealing with problems. Of course, they know overseas travel is a pain in the butt and would just as soon let the new hires suffer through it.

    Most whining I chalk up to youth. I've known some friends in other companies say the new hires were upset over the small raises this year; and didn't understand when the experienced staff's reaction was STFU and be happy we got any this year. Eventually they'll learn.

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  61. So arrogant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're the one that sounds like the douchebag, and my you're in for a real shock.

  62. Odd timing for the post by oldhack · · Score: 1

    You won't have that problem for long. The kids graduating this year will be thankful they have a job at all.

    I remember seniors in '92 shitting brick about looking for job, and I'd think this year is way, way worse.

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    1. Re:Odd timing for the post by RuthlessMinx · · Score: 1

      As a graduating senior I can attest to the fact that I am incredibily worried. I started biting my nails again, a bad habit I haven't done since I was four. I barely sleep most nights. My job offer which I have had since last August was just recinded and I have to find another job ASAP. Many students' parents have lost a lot, if not all, their money. Meaning we have no safety net. If I don't find a job and a much cheaper place to live my going to be out on the street in three months and my parents may be too.

  63. College is not about preparing you for a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The purpose of College is not to prepare you for a job and a life - it's to keep you in College. It's almost as if administrators looked at a shrinking pool of children- post Baby Boom - and went to work to figure out how to get those kids into the system and keep them there - increasing the per head revenue as opposed to doing a good job of educating and then moving the student out into the world somewhat prepared.

  64. Travel Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mod parent up

    Travel (even international/intercontinental) gets very old, very quickly when you're doing it constantly. Travel for work is not like holiday travel; all you see is the inside of another identikit hotel and another identikit office, and the little you see of your exotic location is the taxi between them.

    And catching an 0600 flight every Monday, followed by a 9+hour day in the office *hurts* after about a month.

    1. Re:Travel Sucks by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Travel for work is not like holiday travel; all you see is the inside of another identikit hotel and another identikit office, and the little you see of your exotic location is the taxi between them.

      Bravo, well said. Business travel sucks - you get all those frequent flyer points that allow you to -- fly more? Yep.

      But you missed an essential discovery - it really is the same hotel room, it just lives in a space-time anomaly. They only change the paintings when you're away to fool you.

      And bring a mouse mat, too. Glass tables suck as a working surface.

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    2. Re:Travel Sucks by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I always felt they gave travel to the wrong people. They always seemed to give it to people with families, who would rather stay at home. Now, I understand you don't send out your new guy who doesn't know anything, but they seemed to seek out the people who hated it the most.

      I got to travel for work, and loved it. I went out after work, saw as much as I could, and tried to stay over weekend as well. I would have to pay extra for the hotel, but travel was still free. It sounds like you just rushed to get home as soon as you could, fair enough if you want to spend time with your family, but you miss out on seeing all the new things in a city.

    3. Re:Travel Sucks by Tellarin · · Score: 1

      Completely agree you. I also try sometimes to stay over the weekend and things like that.

      But other posts are also right, if you do it too often. It's a drag. Especially if it is a trip right after the other.

      In my case, I like to stay home at least one week and then travel again. :)

  65. My question by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

    When the hell did companies start hiring someone with out 5+ years [insert language/tech]?

    1. Re:My question by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      When the hell did companies start hiring someone with out 5+ years [insert language/tech]?

      When most companies stopped investing in using just one or two languages and instead jumped from language to language less than every five years.

      This was around the same time that most of the value of a company began to be attributed to the "brand" rather than to the product.

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    2. Re:My question by British · · Score: 1

      Because you have to start somewhere. If all businesses required a pre-requisite years of experience, how could anybody start?

  66. This works for both sides... by Muckluck · · Score: 1

    I am fortunate to have the opportunity to beat them down before they graduate. The Fortune 500 company I work for will only hire co-op students if the applicant is "fresh out of school" so they already have an idea of how our corporate culture works and what the expectations are for each job level. This serves to be the weed out point for students coming into the company and they have a good idea if they want to continue working in the established culture. It works well for both sides of the equation.

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  67. Low salary and lack of telework led to my business by fotisaros · · Score: 1

    After university I had some interviews with some software houses for employment, mostly because it was "the normal thing to do", but I didn't like their working environment. I wanted to work from home but they didn't agree, and the salary wasn't good. So, I refused to be employed and instead started my own software business which is very successful, and I have three collegues from my university. I cannot understand why other people go to become employees for a boss when they can start their own business. I would expect other graduates like me to go to interviews after university because "it's the normal thing to do", but I cannot imagine in what terrible situation one must be to actually agree to become employed for someone else.

  68. The Self Esteem Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids are being raised today much differently than generations past.

    You can see it in the schools - the "culture of self esteem". They seem to have a fundamental property backwards: rather than accolades following achievement, many schools (and of course, the parents) seem to think that you must boost the self esteem first, and then the accomplishments will follow.

    That is the problem.

  69. This isn't Narcississm by segedunum · · Score: 1

    This is no narcissism that the article is describing here, and I have no clue whatsoever how the author proposes that this should be 'solved'.

    It's been a few years since I was fresh out of university, but I think it is healthy for a graduate to have expectations of being pushed. Pushed to learn new things, pushed to travel and use the skills that they have spent many years acquiring. The reality is rather more depressing and it's an organisation's loss. You get shoved on to a 'Graduate Scheme' where you end up doing lots of dreary tasks that should really be done by management, and all on a salary that looks OK to a new graduate but is slave labour in the grand scheme of things. There is nothing wrong with expecting to use the skills and knowledge you have spent time, effort and money acquiring. While learning is important an organisation has no right whatsoever to expect that it will get free skills because a new graduate should just be automatically eager to do so - but gets nothing in return. Organisations also stupidly perpetuate the myth by giving graduates much grander job titles as well. The rule that you are not owed anything in real life works both ways, and many organisations have become somewhat narcissistic themselves - they don't want to compete, they want a nice easy cash cow, they want to cut costs but keep revenue rising and they want their employees to act like they are doing them a favour and it's all just 'expected'. If you want to retain the best people and survive then do everything you can to do so. If you don't then go away and die, but don't whinge as if you're owed something.

    Few companies get this though because it shows their current management and leadership up for what it is - inept and lacking in requisite knowledge. If you get graduates who are disatisfied at working in your company then the simplest explanation is usually the truth - you're a shit organisation to work for who is not getting enough out of their employees.

  70. Self-teaching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Self-teaching is a necessity for computing. There are so many obscure software packages that they can't have a diploma for everyone of them. Employers now demand you're familiar with CompanyX ProductY VersionZ. The only way to learn it is to get the manual and code away, simply because there's no alternative.

    On the other hand if you were a surgeon and you taught yourself how to do vascular surgery you'd be a damned idiot given the alternatives available to you. This is probably why people in other fields are amazed.

    A few tips
    + Lynda.com and many others offer video tutes - these are a good way to learn.
    + Get a proper education - self-teaching there's a lot you miss - and also learn on the job. You learn far more and you get a better sense of priorities. I'd take someone with 2 years industry experience over someone with a 4 year degree.

  71. Graduating into this job market by aftershockbtc · · Score: 1

    Believe me, I have no where near that attitude. I'd just like a web developer position. Graduating into THIS job market is not fun.

  72. Millennials watched more TV by Geof · · Score: 1

    TV has always lied about a lot of things

    Just a point: "always", in this case, has not been for very long. Those who grew up recently watched more TV than previous generations, including that those who grew up more than half a century ago and didn't watch much or any TV at all.

    1. Re:Millennials watched more TV by fm6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nobody watched much TV before 1950 or so. The NTSC format used by U.S. broadcasters wasn't standardized until 1941, and then the war ended production of TV sets, so there were about 5,000 sets in the whole country. Add a few years for the price of the technology to drop (and for Great Depression era nervousness about buying stuff to wear off) and you really don't have any TV viewers to speak of until the mid 50s.

      I grew up in the 50s and 60s, and I recall TV addiction being an issue for me and my friends even then. But I don't think it got to be really bad until the 80s, when cable became widely available, latchkey kids became the norm, and TV was the easiest way for most kids to distract themselves.

      Another factor: more and more people living in "edge cities" as mass transit withered and car ownership became common. That really limits the social life of children too young to drive, especially once parents started getting nervous about letting their kids do stuff without supervision.

  73. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Youthful looks getting you down, eh? Try growing a little bit of a beard. Goatee and mustache. I've seen it in action; it can make a big difference. Also useful: Dressing up a little. Not necessarily suit-and-tie dressed-up, but some khaki slacks and a button-up shirt (or at least a polo shirt) are much better than jeans-and-T-shirt. Also, a nice jacket is a good way to add that extra touch of Class.

  74. Don't blame them by 424f54 · · Score: 1

    The company picks who to interview and they most likely pick someone from a expensive private school. The parents of these kids pay a lot of money for the degree and so they expect a lot. That expectation often transfers to the kid. Try filtering out your picks by concentrating on schools with high competition and pick the best. Also there is nothing wrong with confidence, passion and drive.

  75. No, I'm not seeing it by kramulous · · Score: 1

    But then again. I work on a campus, as a professional, but I also teach a visualisation subject to the school of mathematical sciences.

    One of the main reason why I still do the teaching is because I can hand pick those students that I want to work with me in the HPC space. I've noticed that it is the smarter of the group that end up being the 'nicer' ones and more down to earth.

    That old saying of 'empty vessels make the most noise' could never be truer.

    --
    .
  76. Pff just give the job to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm 25, in grad school, with pretty low expectations for the future. All I want to do is settle down. I'd happily take a software dev position so long as it keeps me above the poverty line and keeps me from having to start a career doing what I'm studying.

  77. More than just kids-these-days by Orp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The older generation always scoffs at the younger generation. There is always a large component of kids-these-days to these types of arguments. That being said, as a 40 year old college professor who's been doing this for 8 years, I do see a shift in the behavior of students, primarily the average-to-below-average student. The bright students who are motivated and mature don't seem to suffer from the problems I'm about to describe. One big problem is that many students simply are unwilling to do more than a fixed amount of work that they don't want to do. In college they place aspects of their lives which are not academic at a higher priority and get annoyed when their performance reflects this. I see more and more of this. The main things are: socializing, work, and family. It's not that I didn't have those thing when I was in college, it's just that academics always came first. Many students simply refuse to dedicate the time they need to do well; it's not that they're dumb.

    A lot of students really do have the precious-snowflake chip on their shoulders. A junior faculty member in my department who has only been teaching for a couple of years and who is very student-focused told a student who was struggling in one of his classes that her main reason for not doing well was that she was not working hard enough (and he was right). How did she take it? She went to the dean and filed a complaint against the professor. This same student is always passing notes and talking to another student in one of my classes. I have confronted them in class and they will shoot me dirty looks, shut up for a while, and start back up again the next class. The professor I mentioned above has spent hours and hours with another student trying to help her with the subject material and to show her appreciation, she accused him of "destroying her passion" for her major.

    The precious-snowflake syndrome is strongly tied to the immaturity problem which plagues a lot of college students. I think students are simply putting off growing up, and I am regularly dealing with high-school crap in, for example, sophomore-level science classes (courses in the students' major even!) which I simply never had to deal with before.

    When I am in one of my more cynical moods, I take great pleasure in the idea that these kids are in for a really rude awakening after they graduate in the current economic climate. Maybe it will be the splash of cold water in the face that they need to grow the f*ck up and realize that the world does not exist solely for their own entertainment, and that simply gracing me with their presence in class does not get them an automatic B.

    --
    A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?
    1. Re:More than just kids-these-days by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      You can't be serious.

      I see that kind of lack of attention in high schools and middle schools. And passing notes around in a uni class? Wow.

      Heck, I asked the prof if my typing notes would disturb him.. Chatting?

      Good luck.

      --
    2. Re:More than just kids-these-days by n+dot+l · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The GP is serious.

      And it's not just high-school level bullshit. There's also the trend of students are getting into classes without mastering the prerequisites, and they're allowed to pass without really meeting the requirements. Not to the same level you see in secondary schools, but to a large extent it's there. A few of the profs I've talked to about it chalk it up to dealing with the reality of failing high schools, but quite a few identify their institution's administration as pushing it in order to increase enrollment (and thus total tuition fees collected).

      Actually, about a month ago, I had lunch with one of the music profs at the University of Alberta. He told me it was common to get students in his first year classes who were practically illiterate, or had no musical instinct or experience whatsoever. He has to fight to have the students that won't learn removed from the class. The administration won't help him at all. They either threaten him with enrollment figures and budgets, or they hide behind irate parents defending their helpless 20 year old snowflake from the nasty man with the difficult music. His friends at other universities (in Canada and the USA) complain of the same thing. It was really sad when he exclaimed, "A Calculus prof wouldn't have to deal with students that don't know how to multiply, but I'm expected to teach the most basic fundamentals at a university?!" and I told him about some of the students in my first year calculus courses.

      But the music prof made an interesting observation, he said (paraphrasing), "Well, given that they don't understand the basics, you can practically expect them to misbehave. Without knowing the basic terms they can't even understand what I'm saying when I lecture. They don't know what to listen for when I play. It's all just going over their heads. Of course they're going to get bored... I only wish I could more easily send them back to a regular music teacher, or to another program altogether."

      I'd honestly like to say that it surprises me - but after seeing it myself when I was a student, and hearing about it from my profs and other college and university teachers I know, it's pretty much to be expected. At least most of that gets filtered out after first year...

    3. Re:More than just kids-these-days by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think students are simply putting off growing up, and I am regularly dealing with high-school crap in, for example, sophomore-level science classes (courses in the students' major even!) which I simply never had to deal with before.

      I don't think this is representative of a trend in generational maturity; rather, I think it's a trend in students.

      It used to be, not long ago, that university really was higher education. A relatively small percentage of people attended, and those who did usually ended up with the highest-paying, most secure and generally best jobs. This is as we expect.

      Somewhere along the lines though, college changed from a choice for those truly interested in furthering their education; it became an expectation. Nowadays much higher percentages of students are attending colleges. They don't particularly want to further their education or learn, they want to end up with the highest-paying, most secure and generally best jobs. It's nothing but a means to an end, and the vast majority of these students who wouldn't have been in college at all a decade or so ago are the exact people who are utterly unconcerned with whether or not they deserve it. These are the students who will pass notes and watch YouTube in class and then run crying to the dean when a professor suggests they may have to earn their way in this world with hard work and results. College == $$$, that's all they need to know, and they're damn well going to protect that. So they trog along for 5-6 years in college until they eventually earn some degree in African Dance Studies or some such, and run off into the real world, blindsided by its lack of concern for their expectations.

      Colleges don't get off free either. In their rush to accommodate these new students (students == $$$ in their heads), they didn't bother to ask themselves if those students should be there at all. Compare what college courses are today to what your parents and grandparents and teachers told you college would be like as you grew up. College isn't college, it's a continuation of high school, in both curriculum and presentation. All this does, from the student perspective, is to postpone that blindsiding by a few years and tens of thousands of dollars of student loan debt. They emerge from college roughly as smart (or stupid) as they entered. Most won't have a particularly strong grasp even on subject matter within their own majors, but they will have a piece of paper that says they deserve lots of money.

      The net result is a lower quality of college graduate. Already we're seeing the value of a college degree slipping; we're essentially at the point where high-school-only graduates are held in essentially the same vein and have the same earning potential today as not-even-high-school graduates did years ago, and college graduates of today taking the place of high school graduates of yesteryear. I recall my barber telling a story a few years ago about his daughter looking for a job as a secretary, and most of these places requiring a college education. Really? To be a secretary? (It's not relevant to the story, but for completeness' sake I think she actually did have a degree--which didn't lessen the shock of such a thing being required.)

      Soon--even today--master's degrees will be the differentiator. Colleges and universities will be ecstatic, since it means an ever-increasing revenue stream for them. Students will be even more sure of their own worth and even more determined that they will--need to--jump into the workforce and make all of that money they just spent back. They have a master's degree, dammit! They deserve it! More and more students will pour into even-higher-education, and we'll just repeat the cycle. Higher education was a differentiator because it was a differentiator. If college degrees are commoditized, they lose much of the value they used to hold--particularly when the system itself is bent down to help make that commoditi

    4. Re:More than just kids-these-days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've been teaching rarely at a major university in Texas. I cross several disciplines, which means I see a broader cross-section of kids than a lot of my colleagues. Most recently, I was asked to teach a senior-level operating systems class when in summer school, when a colleague was hospitalized at the last minute.

      With three kids in the class who had to have it to graduate, and two more who weren't graduating that summer, I was pleasantly surprised that they showed up every day. I was less than happy with interaction, or interest in doing homework, outside work, etc. I'm not even sure any of them actually opened the book, although the fact that they all passed the open-book tests suggests they might have.

      All, including those who were not graduating that August, did have jobs lined up, although how two of them justified a Computer Engineering degree made them qualified web programmers (and that was their aspiration) is beyond me. That said, I've seen it before, and I've been counseled that once they get the degree, they can do anything they want.

      One thing we see on our campus that supports the snowflake hypothesis is the 'helicopter parent' syndrome. A bad test score, and mommy (and/) or daddy comes rushing to my office to see why I'm not teaching Precious appropriately. It's obviously my fault that a bad test score... with a normal distribution and a reasonable number of A's... is indicative of my inability to teach. I've also had a senior level class where I intentionally removed the mysticism of calculus from the subject matter, but left in a reasonable expectation they'd know algebra and a bit of geometry, and the result was revolt: How dare I require seniors to remember any of that nasty old math, anyway.

      I do think we're seeing a lot of kids whose preparation for college, and later life, was hampered by their secondary education where A's and B's were awarded for mediocre work, and they've come to expect more of the same. My grading is designed to reward those who master the limited scope of material I can cover in a one-semester class, but that's not enough anymore.

      Did I mention that our university just instituted bonuses for faculty who have the highest student-based popularity scores?

    5. Re:More than just kids-these-days by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

      Did I mention that our university just instituted bonuses for faculty who have the highest student-based popularity scores?

      Reminds me of a discussion I had with one of my former profs when I was told the higher-ups were thinking of cutting Formal Logic (a class which should have been called Introduction to Formal Logic) from the CS program requirements (yeah, CS without logic - WTF indeed). The gist of it went something like this: The administration wants more revenues, for which students are required. The students want easier courses. If the professors won't make the courses easier, other professors are brought in who will. The student-based popularity scores are used to push out the ones that stick to teaching the hard stuff that the students actually need to know - despite the fact that the new prof's students are failing next year's courses in much higher numbers than is usual.

    6. Re:More than just kids-these-days by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Higher education was a differentiator because it was a differentiator. If college degrees are commoditized, they lose much of the value they used to hold

      If everyone has one, then in a way it's no different to if nobody has one.

      But what they don't all have is a degree in [hard subject] from [prestigious institution].

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  78. Worked for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this sounds terrible, but I graduated from school a couple years ago and since then have been one of the youngest at my company. Most of my older co-workers are far more patient than I am. They work more diligently, are more likely to sacrifice their personal time, and don't let boredom affect their quality of work nearly as much as I do. So this year when our company rolled out a "no pay increases because of the economy" policy, I got a significantly-better-paying position elsewhere, while my other, "more realistic" coworkers will patiently wait for next year to get their incremental raise. I don't think I deserve it more than they do by a long shot, but for some reason I was more willing to gamble a little in this job market. I would say I was just a tad more hopeful about what was really out there.

  79. Been going on for a long time... by cylcyl · · Score: 1

    This has been going on since the dot com days. Kids walk in asking (closer to expecting) about bonuses, cell phones, travel, and perks in general. There is never thought that such things have to be earned, more that they're owed that for showing up.

    That aside, it is not true of every one I've interviewed. Still lots of well grounded kids out there. But there is always distance between school and reality. Like why everyone is not on latest version of every software package. Why your work PC is weaker than the one you got for yourself 2 years ago. Why the product you worked on thinking is the greatest thing since sliced bread hasn't taken over the world, etc

    Although, has there ever been days when kids graduated with an we're not worthy attitude?

  80. What school forgot to teach by FreakWent · · Score: 1

    As usual I think you are all wrong. You're observing some of the additional causes but missing the main point.

    Of course people who are brought up with special high self-esteem are going to value themselves highly, that's what we wanted. That's not a problem, that's a plus.

    The missing part is an understanding of the world. Where all the consumer stuff comes from and why; How money (not wealth) is created and destroyed, who pulls the strings and what their interests are.

    Especially absent in an American education appears to be any real historical study, apart from the myth-like legends of the 'forefathers' who founded the 'free homeland'.

    If students were provided with an education that placed the US consumptive lifestlye firmly in the correct contexts, especially

    historical
    geographic (relative populations, global resource & waste flows)
    cultural (crediting various people for thier achievements, and acknowledging the weaknesses in the US approach)

    then they'd have a better idea of what was going on around them and why.

    The overall undercurrent of "U-S-A!", fear and brutal violence that pervades the culture stands not as a replacement to an understanding of the human condition (which isn't so hard imho) but as a deliberately imposed barrier (cf. "The Power of Nightmares"), which stands only because of ignorance.

    The other disturbing facet of US life (for me) is that somehow the people who fought a war to establish their own government, by them and of them and for them, now laugh at it and deride it at any opportunity.

    I find this absolutely intolerable when the public service at large is the only institution which provides services to the people with no hidden agenda; it's not for profit, or converts, or good PR.

    The idea that something is 'good enough for government work' implies that the government has and should have the worst, lowest quality standards in the entire society, which is outrageous.

    You have a group of capitalist crony liars who actively undermined or destroyed all the useful institutions and purged the service of the best staff, raided the treasury and handed it to private companies, then you all think the government / public service is crappy. This is called "blaming the victim".

    It seems to me that the responses here are an expression of the
    US Machismo "every man for himself" attitude as you all laugh and sneer at the poor kids, who after all are only asking for a slice of the pie society (not just their parents) promised them, before it's all gone.

    "The American way of life is not negotiable". Raised to swear allegience to the flag in sacred rituals, taught to revere passed presidents as almost superhuman, of course they will trust what they are told!

    Honestly, you people always miss the wood for the trees. Remember the five whys of requirements solicitaion?

    "The kids are greedy"
    Why?

    "Because they were told 'Greed is Good'."

    Why?

    "Because the CEA recommended a growth model in 1946"
    Why?

    "Because the 'powers that be' wanted enough money to maintain WWII forces even after the war (guns or butter)"
    Why?

    "Because they wanted to be able to use military force anywhere in the world at short notice"
    Why?

    "Because greedy, evil men always seek to expand their control for its own sake".

    Teach the kids in primary school about the nature of the greedy evil men around them, instead of xenophobic bullshit and they will understand the modern workplace a lot better.

    1. Re:What school forgot to teach by mad_clown · · Score: 1

      In other words, you want to teach a primary education that promotes anti-capitalism and bizarre conspiracy theories along with a healthy dose of paranoia and stereotypes?

      --
      "Cut word lines. Cut music lines. Smash the control images. Smash the control machine." - William S. Burroughs
  81. What about the old guys ingrained in the system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my field (CG), I've seen way more old people who have been in the system for 20 years, got in when you were pretty much guaranteed a job if you graduated with a little-known degree at the time, who have no special knowledge of current systems and software, aren't inclined to change their views, and whose skills are far surpassed by their younger colleagues who are getting into the industry while still expecting some sort of respect from their younger co-workers for being in the industry as long as they have. From my point of view, older people have the more narcissistic expectation of needing respect just because of their age and not their skill or accomplishments.

  82. The decline of work experience during college. by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    While I am not hiring developers, I do find the same problems with junior network admin applicants. Many of the new-hires do not want to be bothered with end users - they want to be locked in a data center plugging away at servers.

    I tell all my new hires - your first year or so will be nothing but working with end users - that's how you get an appreciation for the needs of the people who actually make this company money. I'm not letting a junior network admin near a production SAN, router, or firewall without some front-line experience first.

    The young guys and gals I interview have very little work experience during college. During my college years, I volunteered my network services to non-profits and churches - these contacts eventually got me paid consulting gigs, and then full-time work. Work experience during college is more valuable than anything else - it shows you know your stuff, you are motivated, that you can work with people - and it makes you aware of the realities of the workplace.

    I feel old after writing this post....

    -ted

    1. Re:The decline of work experience during college. by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Informative

      You *are* old if you worked during college. These days, college is an expensive, full-time responsibility. Student loans come with high interest rates. The job market is treacherous, to say the least. Failure to obtain a degree, let alone get a job quickly after college, is financially crippling. Working a minimum wage job comes nowhere close to making up for the lost opportunity cost of time that could be spent studying, and making better grades. And college students aren't usually considered for jobs that make more than minimum wage.

      I will agree that there is a huge disconnect between academia and the workplace. But it sounds like you aren't aware of the realities of college.

      Additionally, speaking as someone who didn't graduate but who has lots of "front-line experience" that you claim to value, somehow I doubt you would even consider me for a job I have been doing quite successfully for over six years.

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    2. Re:The decline of work experience during college. by zerofoo · · Score: 1

      One of my best guys was an ex-GM line worker - no college experience there. Granted, he was there when I arrived - I didn't hire him, but I did promote him.

      I graduated in 2001 (spent 3 years in EE and 4 years in CS), so I don't think i'm really that far removed from the "realities of college". What about summer work? There are many months during the summer that can be put to productive use and then put on a resume.

      The other huge mistake I see in college students is that they pay WAY to much for college. I've seen a bunch of people pass up perfectly fine in-state schools to go to out of state schools that are really no better and cost 3x what the in-state school cost.

      There's ivy league, and there is everything else. There is no reason to pay ridiculous tuition and board for almost no difference in education quality.

      -ted

    3. Re:The decline of work experience during college. by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Re: your comments on school choice.

      I once asked one of my community college professors for his thoughts on where I should transfer; what school had the best engineering program? He had taught for several years at both of the ones I asked about (one a respectable state university, the other a prestigious, nearly-ivy-league level state university) before semi-retiring to his current position. His response was pretty simple: go wherever you like better, or is cheaper. They all teach from the same books, you're going to learn the same stuff. He even said that back when the CC I was at had an engineering program, the prestigious university was working with the CC to improve its own engineering program.

      The resume factor was another issue entirely, of course.

      --
      "Upon attaching the waterblock to my penis, I began to notice that I know nothing about computers." -- JRockway
    4. Re:The decline of work experience during college. by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      This is true. I did a 2 year CS diploma in college, and I pretty much had to live off savings because the workload was so intense I had zero social life. I didn't even know what the inside of the student lounge looked like. The only people I met the whole time were immediate classmates.

      Now I'm doing basic tech support, wondering how to move up since I don't want to do this the rest of my life. A university degree is a nice thought, but the debt would ruin me and I don't have 4 years free to not work. In any case, my coworkers have university degrees or diplomas from technical colleges and they're in the same boat as me...

    5. Re:The decline of work experience during college. by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree, but I find college culture does vary, especially in more techie fields, and if you meet the right people to take advantage of it. There really is a difference (imo) between a CS degree from a school that has a strong hacker/geek culture and one that doesn't. I'm not going to say everything about hacker/geek culture is optimal, but I think someone who has an exposure to that gains a useful way of looking at technology.

      Of course, that doesn't correlate all that well with money; there are plenty of affordable state schools with strong tech cultures.

  83. Decatur / Decater by jdb2 · · Score: 1

    What a wonderfully ironic and serendipitous spelling error!
    Add an "or" in the right place and you get "Decoratur" -- Latin for "He is honored/glorified".

    Even better would be "Se decorant" : "They glorify themselves" -- I think that sums it up pretty nicely.

    jdb2

  84. It's probably not the graduates... by WoollyMittens · · Score: 1

    It's more likely the effect of colleges overselling themselves to justify extortionate tuition fees.

  85. Reward System by vorenus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's probably an aspect that is being overlooked, and that is that there is no guarantee that after 10, 20 years of hard work your will be rewarded.
    Too many people are chewed only to be spit out by the "machine".
    So people tend to grab what they can the faster they can (wallstreet, anyone?)
    Young people were told that they would be rewarded for putting the effort of going to college, right? Where is it then? If you make about the same money/benefits doing difficult work why should you do it? Different work, same reward.
    And I'm talking about making a living, not doing something for pleasure. If you happen to like what you do for a living that shouldn't matter.

  86. Carefully now. . . Rants say as much about. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow!

    If I were handing out awards, I'd give you one for the amount of effort required to transform your thinly disguised personal hate-on into a bogus rhetorical question capable of passing through the Slashdot filters. Why not just post something about how, "young, single mothers are a drain on the social security net"?

    There's nothing new about the phenomenon of expectations among young people being out of sync with reality. The funny thing is that when people believe they deserve something, they often get it. Perhaps that's the thing which bugs you the most; have you set your sights too low?

    There is a middle ground between wishful thinking and high expectations, and it's called, "Reality".

    What's going to drive you absolutely mad, is that when an over-seas spot opens up at some conference, there is a much higher chance of it being given to the boy who believes he deserves it rather than to you.

    -FL

  87. Linus Torvalds disagrees with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    he said, in an interview, quite literally, that if he had not grown up in a socialist country with a good safety net, he never would have created linux.

    i imagine the above poster is in the same boat. maybe working 50 or 60 hours a week at a job... it is kind of hard to justify to yourself putting in another 20 hacking the kernel.

    now, someone posted 'well if you did that, maybe you would get a job hacking the kernel'. yeah, well, maybe you wouldnt.

    it is the argument of the well off and lucky person, the Steve Jobs yelling 'do what you love and the money will follow' on stage, meanwhile, people in his iPod factories are working 80 hours a week, living in cramped dormitories, and having almost no rights whatsoever.

    your attitude and philosophy is just... ... divorced from reality.

    1. Re:Linus Torvalds disagrees with you by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      i imagine the above poster is in the same boat. maybe working 50 or 60 hours a week at a job... it is kind of hard to justify to yourself putting in another 20 hacking the kernel.

      now, someone posted 'well if you did that, maybe you would get a job hacking the kernel'. yeah, well, maybe you wouldnt.

      Very true. Definitely do not get into kernel hacking because you think it pays well. Only do it because you find it fascinating and a reward in itself. Otherwise, there are much easier ways to make money, think about being an actuary or a dentist for example. That said, good kernel hackers tend to land in well paying kernel jobs if they want them. Not all do, some prefer that work not intrude on their real life.

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  88. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This description of young college grads differs from that of older college grads in what way?

  89. It's all about to change. by az-saguaro · · Score: 1

    The original post may be based on incidental observations, meaning it is true for some people, but I don't think that a generalization can be drawn. In my own work, I see some young grads who are lazy, some who are full-bore energetic self-starters with realistic understanding and expectations, and everything in between.

    "TV reality college graduates" has some truth behind it, because TV can glamorize your appreciation of things, or else over-romanticize them into unreality. For instance, who would have thought that being a chef would be glamorous, but the Food Network has propelled chefdom into stardom and cooking schools into sought after trades - that's glamour. But how many people have romanticized about being a TV or sports celebs thinking that they too can be a star, only to have reality bite back when you try to get your big break.

    IT and tech jobs have been glamorized to some extent on TV, and so have business-MBA-entrepreneur models, so no surprise then that someone who is fundamentally immature and unrealistic might seek to be a "22-year-old who leads billion-dollar corporate mergers in Paris and jets around the world". I think three things are about to change those attitudes:

    1 - With the world economy in a meltdown, and major banks and financiers dissolved, being a money-grubbing MBAstard is about to get less glamorous. Anybody looking to be that 22 yearold billionaire will get some serious ego deflation in the coming job market.

    2 - If you want to work from the tech rather than the business side, well guess what, lots of companies cannot afford tech right now, so, no soup for you! Just like the wannabee starlets who wait tables, you might only find employment these days doing the same, or accepting get-dirty infrastructure work that the government is now starting to fund. Nothing like digging a ditch to burst your bubble.

    3 - All new industries have a certain dynamism that is inherently glamorous. The PC revolution made lots of MS millionaires. The dot-com era made lots of dot-com millionaires. The net-Google era is making its own millionaires. But these major emerging technologies and societal transformations are already here, and their entrepreneurial heyday might be over, or at least in a lull, until some other new major tech and industry comes along, such as perhaps green energy. With the current worldwide economic slump, glitzy make-millions jobs for young grads riding the wave of a new industry just aren't there right now, at least not in computers and tech, as far as I can see.

  90. Limits of quantitative research by Geof · · Score: 1

    In the real world a thoughtful qualitative analysis can be at least as useful as a quantitative one

    Thank you. The author of the grandparent post might want to learn a bit about qualitative research before jumping to conclusions ("My default hypothesis about any educational reform movement is that it will have absolutely no effect on anything") in the absence of quantitative evidence that might be impossible to gather and might not be relevant anyway. Social science ain't physics. Those who think it is or should be can do terrible damage, as we have seen with the inappropriate use of economic equations for risk that contributed to the current crisis.

  91. Cedar Rapids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >that dream involves something as simple as not wanting to live in Decater, IL or Cedar Rapids, IA

    I would kill to work in CR, better yet Des Moines. Lottsa good programming jobs in DM, lottsa insurance companies there and it's the state capital. Too much competition with those who understand the difference between gross salary and disposable income. Great schools, great parks and recreation, and that Saturday morning Farmers' Market in DM. Iowa pork barbecue is unknown and cannot be beat. No traffic jams and affordable tract housing. WooHoo, fat and happy.

    And I could buy my retirement house and tell all you snotnoses to get off my lawn.

  92. I've seen this behavior since about 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've definitely noticed this kind of behavior from those under me and those above me.

    There's been a lull I think in this behavior. I think it was pretty prevalent from 2000 to about the end of 2005. I worked for one international company for 2 years and didn't really see much of it.

    From mid 2008 until now I've noticed this trend coming back as I left the company I was with and started interviewing again. There is one particular VP at Servpath, another at Certain software and a very young Sysadmin who I worked with for a short time at my current employer, who was laid off because of cut backs do to the economic downturn. All three of these guys had pretty arrogant attitudes, thought that they were young, privileged because of their positions and/or what school they went to, or how much they thought they new about technology.

    I would definitely agree that with tv today that the emerging working force has lofty expectations coming into the biggest recession in decades. I've been fairly practical all my life, not expecting to get handed a silver platter in the job market. Though I have been pretty lucky, I've had some great jobs in the last few years that did allow me to travel, learn and exposed to new hardware coming on the market.

    Kids these days though, I feel, need a major dose of reality. I've seen a cousin in her early 20's and a half sister in her late teens, think that the world is wrapped around their pinky. When they learn that it's dog eat dog out there they just shrug it off and keep going as they normally do.

    I think that this new MTV, The Office, Real World, Myspace generation is lost in all the crap the media spits out.

  93. Perhaps they are just being nice to you? by fantomas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps the people in other fields are being polite and showing interest in what you've done, as well as a degree of being impressed by you teaching yourself to program. Well done, keep learning, keep going for it, but also remember to listen and learn from others as well.

    Clearly it's made you feel good that people have told you you're doing well. Perhaps also learn these social skills to help you in situations you'll find yourself in at university and beyond - consider how to find the positive in your peers rather than referring to them as "fucking retarded". Try to see things from their perspective, they may have some valuable insights to offer you.

  94. Re:Yes, but... by bingbong · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I come from poor white trash, but I worked hard - got a Ph.D. from a top English university (I grew up in Canada), and now I work in DC as an overpaid consultant. I drive a fully paid for BMW, am looking out my window at an awesome view of the Capitol Building as I type this.

    Hard work does indeed pay off, but you also need to make smart long term decisions with it.

    Regarding the nurse and teacher - they do what they do because they like it. I understand, I volunteer 700+ hours as a firefighter in one of the rural communities here.

    Work hard, but find a balance - that's the key to success / happiness.

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  95. I think it's fairly normal and not a new thing by dbIII · · Score: 1
    I think it's a fairly widespread attitude which generally gets removed after a few shifts working for a fast food place or other similar jobs you do while studying. That really brings home the fact that those high exam scores don't matter at all in some situations.

    Perhaps this is one of the reasons why a certain amount of work experience (some of it can be any work at all) is mandatory to get an engineering degree in some places.

  96. Re:Low salary and lack of telework led to my busin by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    I couldn't possibly agree more. The work environment in the vast majority of businesses is oppressive, to say the least. It is truly tragic that American businesses have adopted a culture that is opposed to telecommuting. But it's not just telecommuting. For a "capitalist" society, our businesses are completely unable to evaluate employees based on cost/performance, and instead work to weed out differences even when they are ultimately more productive.

    With the current economic crisis, more recent graduates will choose to go into business for themselves rather than navigate the murky waters of corporate America. It is not easy, and requires a wide skillset far outside the narrowly-defined regimen of a CS degree. And while it will be difficult for many of them, it is vital to a functional market that businesses (even large ones) be deprived of human capital when the work environment and compensation they offer are not in line with the market.

    Unfortunately, it is also not good for the economy as a whole when talented, educated people choose to be under-employed in small businesses rather than having access to the vast physical capital of corporate America. In a functional economy, (absent intervention, cronyism and bail-outs) that capital would eventually be re-allocated to successful small businesses more able to make effective use of it. I'm not so sure about ours, though.

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  97. Don't include them in your network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had to deal with this for years. The most appropriate pay back is that they don't get access to your network of contacts moving forward.

  98. just let them experience reality - like me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will all stop very shortly.
    I have worked for a company for the past 16 years.
    I worked 8 - 5 every day on the phone inside sales.
    this was business to business - distribution.
    I made their special "sales leader" club every year for the past 9 years, by generating over a million dollars in gross profit every one of those years.
    with margins in the 18% to 29% g.p. range consistently. On Friday 03/13 I was let go- no warning, no severance , no benies, no nothing.
    not even a thank you and we're sorry.
    NOT EVEN A "GOOD LUCK TO YA!"
    this is not sour grapes - this is reality.
    There will be no spoiled brats left in the work place shortly, so don't even worry about it.
    please excuse my sentence structure today - I am a bit distracted. peace.

    1. Re:just let them experience reality - like me. by PinchDuck · · Score: 1

      Some company just let go of a top-notch salesman? Holy crap, they sound pretty stupid to me.

  99. documentation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you were stupid enough to document your work, duh...

  100. wait, you are hiring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what company is this now?

    what happened to all the old, boring guys who used to work there... oh you fired th

  101. Sometimes it's hard not to be that guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't totally dismiss this complaint. I'm currently working every other semester while getting my BS, not making nearly as much money as a true full-time employee. Now, I fully accept this, and this is a great first job for me. But certain level discepancies have been bothering me lately.

    This group works mostly with Java Servlets. Recently someone had me explain to them the difference between a = b and a = b.clone(). I've answered several inquiries about why the code after an ajax request is running before the callback function (the A stands for asynchronous!). I've noticed several people who seem to suffer from a fear of designing anything new or created any classes. If the existing framework doesn't allow for something to be done easily, they'll say it can't be done.

    There are also enough people who are better than me, and I can see that my decision-making has real limitations due to only having a few years on the job. There's no way I'm going to bitch about the amount of money I'm making without a degree. But it is sometimes... frustrating... to compare what different employees actually contribute to the organization, with their compensation.

    Personnel management is obviously a difficult job, and years of experience is a decent heuristic for judging employee value. But I think it is possible, if not easy, to overvalue age and experience.

  102. Cold War? by olddotter · · Score: 1

    Yea the baby boomers had it easy. Never went to bed at night worrying if their city might go up in a mushroom cloud at night. How soon people forget...

    1. Re:Cold War? by gabebear · · Score: 1

      At least Baby Boomers had a well defined enemy to fear... it's not like the US is any safer today. Now, if we get nuked, we have no idea who to nuke back.

  103. Blame the Universities by besalope · · Score: 1

    While TV may have had a role in shaping recent graduates' mindsets, the Universities have done more than their share as well.

    In my business program, it was stressed that you should go on international assignments as it shows commitment to your company and often leads to greater career growth in the long-run. The schools themselves never indicate whether it is senior or entry-level employees who get to participate in these opportunities, thus students make inferences that it's the low-man on the totem pole that has to go to BFE for awhile.

    If anything, the willingness to go abroad and take initiative should be appreciated, not viewed as narcissistic. Otherwise, contact nearby Universities and explain the situation so the perceived problem can be repaired at the source.

  104. They need "smoke removal" by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    It's not in IT - it's everywhere

    Why is the question. I think it has to do with several things all working together in the worst possible way.

    1. Parenting. Baby Boomers may not be as hard towards their kids, but too often they are just the opposite, which, in some ways, is worse. The Boomers themselves were spoiled by their parents, the "class of 1946", who went through the Depression and then got their asses shot off in WW2. They wanted their kids to never have to do without, and to always have it better and easier, because they remember their own childhoods of the 1930s, and how miserable that was. suburbia was developed so they could live in cartoons of country homes, and the automobile, once the province of the rich and then the middle class, soon became required and the entire society was redesigned around those infernal gas guzzling death monsters.

    So, the boomers raised their kids even easier, and spent the 1980s and 90s blowing vast amounts of smoke up their kids asses as they drove them to soccer practice in giant SUVs. These kids feel entitled to this success: it is al they have ever known. It was all based on this one time gift of 3 trillion barrels of oil which will soon cease to be energetically viable as a fuel, but that's a different point.

    So, part 1: The Parents spoiled these little fuckers. Horribly.

    2. TV. The television is just fiction. As adults we know this, but as children we don't necessarily get it. And even when we do "get it" there is an emotional component in TV that resonates with parts of the brain that are built Not To Get It, which is why we find a show "scary" or "sexy" or whatever lizard brain response the advertisers are trying to pull out of the public. The TV also shows a distorted view of "normalcy". For every "Roseanne" there's a Huxtable or Fresh Prince or dozen other "upward" viewing families presented as "normal". This inculcates a set of false epxectations.

    so, 2: they have false expectations of what "normalcy" is.

    3. The American School system tracks to university. Very frankly, most of the people who go to university SHOULDN'T. They are idiots. They should never have even gone to High School. They should have gone to a trade school and learned a useful skill. Unfortunately, the USA deskilled itself in the 1970s with its de-industrialisation process, and all the skilled work went overseas. All that was left was the skilled work that couldn't be exported, such as farming, carpentry, plumbing, HVAC, shoe repair, car repair.

    And each of those has also seen pressure to deskill as well. Many suburban or exurban white kids would do farmwork in the summer for extra money. Now it is all left to illegal immigrants.

    Carpentry, outside of finish or cabinetry, is also left to immigrants who work more cheaply.

    Plumbing and HVAC still has work, but the pay has stagnated and the ability for freelance work has suffered greatly. shoe repair has disappeared with the advent of Nike and the export of the shoe industry to Malaysia.

    Car repair has been deskilled through technology. It used to be if your transmission made noise, they would take it apart and fix it. Now, they just pull the tranny and stick in a new one. Diagnosis is done by computer, not experience. Raises are given to people who bring in more business for expensive diagnostics. In the mean time, cars have changed as well - tuning a distributor cap is no longer needed.

    At the same time, nonproductive work was deeply rewarded - parasites of all stripes flooded the finance industry with results we are dealing with today. Other equally stupid jobs have become "careers". Production assistants. Assistant Administrator for coordination of health insurance sales reps. Don't get me started on the jillions of "psychology" and "public relations" majors pumped into the economy every year.

    At the same time, if the kid doesn't go to school, there is NOTHING the school can do. There used to be truancy laws, but those are gone now, or simply not enfor

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    1. Re:They need "smoke removal" by JamesP · · Score: 1

      But it's got electrolytes...

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  105. Stand up and thank her! by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    "The sound of the engines and the smell of the grain,
    We go riding on the abolition grain train
    Steven A. Douglas was a great debater,
    But Abraham Lincoln was the great emancipator

    Denominator, go Decatur, go Decatur,
    It's the great I Am
    abominate her, go Decatur, why did we hate her?
    It's the great I Am"

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  106. By Neruos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy, do what most enterprise companies are doing.

    Remove the People, Outsource the Tech. Problem solved and under budget.

  107. Re:oh really? by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your post here, as well as your listing of experience, only proves that you are exactly the example narcissist for the article. "advanced VB"? Are you kidding? Is this like "advanced dirt eating" or "advanced mud pie making"?

  108. Wrong job, that's all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some jobs where a lot of travel is involved. For example companies that service the IT and Television systems of hotels. In that kind of job the guys travel so much they burn out after a few years and never want to see a plane or a godforsaken island ever again.

  109. Re:oh really? by glenstar · · Score: 2, Funny

    You probably should have focused more on an SQL class since your sig of SELECT @search_results FROM internet WHERE @search_results = 'good' would only return the word 'good' and not any results. That is, if the syntax was even correct.

  110. TV shows abroad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US TV shows have an even worser impact abroad, where people cannot relate to everyday US life to distinct between 'normal in the US' and 'US TV-show only'. The Huxtable family in the Cosby show was taken for an average, a representative Afro-American family with the European audience and elsewhere. Now Barack Obama has confirmed that image of blacks in the US.
    The only TV show I know that gave a realistic view on the US was 'The wonder years', although a substantial part of the foreign public missed the clue that the setting was 25 years back in history.

  111. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're in the IT department, you're not that good a programmer. Face it, kid, you're not special.

  112. What's really missing from new grads by bugnuts · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After being in the work world for a couple decades, I've observed the same thing. But ... nothing has changed! New graduates remind me of myself and my friends, many years ago. New graduates are not any worse than they were two decades ago, only that now I'm old enough to recognize the folly that we all once had.

    What is missing is the same thing missing from most people newly joining the work force. They have little to no investment in the company. They are entering a field where they have little knowledge of what goes on, and where funding comes from. They enter, thinking there's an everflowing pot of money and they just want a share of it. They view management as top-heavy, who do little and skim money from everything. I would guess that most new graduates take a job with the thought, "This will look good on my resume" and rarely "This will be a great career."

    After working for a while and possibly being forced to help write grants, they start to see just why managers exist. They start to realize that if they want to do well, they must help the company do well, too. And they're usually happy they get to program instead of hunt down funding like managers generally have to do.

    It's very rare to have someone new in the workforce that has any investment in the company hiring him. And in hindsight, this certainly looks like a form of narcissism, but it's just inexperience of how the flow of money moves around.

    1. Re:What's really missing from new grads by maugle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the new graduates are taking a job thinking "This will look good on my resume" and not "This will be a great career", good. That means that they have some grounding in reality. Their first job is not likely to be the ideal job of their dreams, and they recognize that and know they have to start small and work their way up.
      I'd be far more suspicious of any new grad coming in to their first job and thinking it'll be their whole career. That would signal a major lack of motivation. (there are exceptions of course, but even if they get a fantastic first job, they should still be casually looking for new opportunities)

    2. Re:What's really missing from new grads by Amigori · · Score: 1

      What is missing is the same thing missing from most people newly joining the work force. They have little to no investment in the company.

      Unless you interned with or already work(ed) for that company, you're going to have zero investment in said company.

      "This will look good on my resume" and rarely "This will be a great career."

      Bingo!

      The biggest difference when entering the workforce now versus 20y ago, is that you grew up with a reasonable expectation that you would be with 3-5 companies your entire career. Now you're almost expected to have been with 3-5 by 30. When I graduated college in 2005, I had already been with 7 companies, with the shortest tenure of 9 months; some part-time to pay for school, some career-path type of jobs that paid less than the retail part-time ones, and always at least 2 jobs at once (School's expensive!).

      Growing up in a Michigan auto town, I saw exactly what company loyalty got you, laid-off with few options, and if you were lucky, some sort of union severance. Mid-career positions being eliminated, for cost or other reasons, hurt entry level positions and the concept of a career ladder. Now we not only have to compete against other recent grads, which is/was normal, but also against many, many more people with experience. Our biggest advantage against experience is our cost. A single person right out of college is going to be looking for less money than a 40-something with a mortgage, wife, & 3 kids.

      Last bit of personal anecdote, companies don't invest in their employees any longer beyond the basic HR-mandated crap. They understand their turnover rates and instead of trying to fix it, they minimize their investment in the new employee. If they succeed with us, great; if not, oh well. When you see "self-starter" on a job advert, it really means "Zero to Minimal training. Hope you like to read!"

      I really hope others have had better luck with their careers, but that's been my experience. YMMV. Narcissistic? Yes, but capitalism is a cold-hearted bitch. No one else is looking out for me or my career.

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    3. Re:What's really missing from new grads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can go into a company with what you describe as the "right" attitude -- "This is a company that provides services which are exactly aligned with my career goals. I hope to make a career here. I want to help the company succeed so that I can succeed within the company." And after a few years of unqualified people getting promoted over your head and hearing nothing from management but doublespeak you start to think, "Well, at least it will look good on my resume."

  113. fully demotivated by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    It's simply foolish to ignore the suggestions of new hires. By the time that I'm fully "trained" on the job, if there actually is training, I will be completely unmotivated to attempt to try to change the practices of the 40 other people in my department.

    Instead I will be doing one of two things, depending on the state of the company at the time. If the company (and my salary) is growing, I will be working to entrench my position and responsibilities, so that I can kick my feet up every afternoon and demand an assistant along with everyone else in the company. If the company is not growing, I will be padding my resume with new skills and searching for someplace else to work. Depending on how inefficient your practices are, "someplace else" is likely to be your competitor who is more willing to listen to my suggestions.

    This is how white-collar corporate America works. To pretend otherwise is naive.

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    1. Re:fully demotivated by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      By the time that I'm fully "trained" on the job I will be completely unmotivated to attempt to try to change the practices of the 40 other people in my department.

      Well, that's your loss. If the only time you can imagine change is before you know anything about the job then you'll be of very limited use to me. Be sure that limitation will be reflected in your treatment.

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    2. Re:fully demotivated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's rich. You work for the DNC, so imagining Change is a job requirement, but only after the proper re-education.

    3. Re:fully demotivated by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      A. What's your point? That the average worker doesn't think about continual change? That he's stuck in a rut? You may be right. But then the average worker doesn't get to make major decisions about the business, especially not right out of college. If you want to be a leader, you have to become better than average.

      B. I no longer work for the DNC. My goal in joining the DNC was to defeat Bush/Cheney and their policies. With that goal achieved, I've moved to a better paying job in which I've more discretion.

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  114. Re:Carefully now. . . Rants say as much about. . . by AbRASiON · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is no doubt in my mind from reading your post that you're one of the people this article is talking about.
    The 'I deserve' generation is really going to be royally burnt by this recession a nice dose of reality for all of you (and sadly me too)

  115. I don't know... by PinchDuck · · Score: 1

    I'm in my early 40's and the world has been going to hell because of "those damned kids" ever since I was one of them. The recession will wipe out any sense of entitlement. Beyond that, those who are good workers and competent at what they do will excel. Those that aren't will find another line of work, or be made to.

    The current generation of twentysomethings seems to have quite a bit of entrepreneurial spirit, which makes me feel good about the future.

  116. EJB narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a student, but I agree that it's really childish and unrealistic for someone to think it's the greatest thing ever that they learned Enterprise Java Beans all by themselves. Wow, have a cookie, you spoiled brat.

  117. Re:Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Going through a Ph.D. program when you are in your 20s isn't working hard. Mining coal for forty years is hard. Which is why you opted out of that lifestyle. Don't kid yourself, wanker.

  118. Pygmalion Effect by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    The Pygmalion effect http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_effect refers to situations in which students perform better than other students simply because they are expected to do so. So while these kids are in school, they may be doing great as they are being encouraged to do so. However, once they enter the work force the positive reinforcement and higher expectations are removed and the student (now employee) with expectations of self sufficiency.

    Now I've seen my share of employees get hired and one thing that I've noticed is that during interviews the employer is often very positive and encouraging about the company/work environment; but then once the candidate is hired, they find out the truth that fellow employees are quite negative about the environment.

    Maybe we're breeding a generation of kids that need to be "coddled" and receive continuous positive reinforcement, as the "tough love" is gone.

  119. xenophobic bullshit by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    I'm sure by "xenophobic bullshit" you mean the "us versus them" "war on terror", preceded by the red scare. But there are different types of xenophobia, not all of which benefit the military/industrial complex.

    Profit-seeking producers in a capitalistic society will seek to 1) monopolize natural resources and 2) use them to create low-quality products for as wide a market as possible. US companies are basically the experiment that proves this model almost without exception.

    It's obvious how global military adventurism helps to realize this goal. It's not so obvious how opening the borders and importing third-worlders to the US creates a new market of consumers for American cheeze-whiz-inspired mass-produced garbage, opens foreign countries' resources to American control, and furthers the same goal of maximizing corporate profits.

    Xenophobia can be quite healthy for Americans when it isn't being used to manipulate them against their own interests.

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    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  120. Do not forget by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    to toss in the fact that if they aren't getting what they think is fair it probably is discrimination because some colleges seem to instill that into their students. It works especially well on women and minorities. It really blows my mind that something as simple as assigning a task within a big project to a fairly new hire could actually have had "Racial overtones" to it. Sorry, but the "Junior" in your title is an indication of your experience and not a slight... working on the maintenance of new programs isn't because we doubt your skills because your a women it is because it has to be done and your the bottom of the seniority pile and have yet to prove yourself... and your not getting far fast with a chip on your shoulder.

    I only blame TV/Movies so far. Some of the ideas they bring from school is what really blows my mind, let alone their politics, their ability to solve all the worlds problems but not a simple data mapping error, their ability to churn out text to their friends but not code.

    My favorite is always when they discover all the deductions in their new "big" job and are pissed. Throw in having to contribute to their health care and retirement and I really wonder what some places feed them.

    Fortunately the majority, like 90%, work out just fine. We have had a few downright problem children that are unfortunately going to afflict a few more businesses before they grow up.

    Its not fair all the times, but its life, not because of who you are.

    and yes... sometimes you have to stay late, get a tivo.

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  121. Lowered Expectations by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "....mom and dad always told them they were incredibly special, and would do amazing things."

    There's a great line from that movie about the math teacher Jaime Escalante, Stand and Deliver. In the movie, Escalante is arguing with an Anglo teacher, who is worried that Escalante is raising their expectations too much. She was one of the "villains" in the film, but she had a great line, one that should be stamped on the brain of every teacher in the world. I can't find the exact quote so I'll have to paraphrase it from memory here:

    "

    You've convinced them that they're all geniuses, that they can all be Einstein and Newton. But the truth is, most are ordinary, and one day they'll realize that despite what you say, they're nothing special. And they'll hate you for it.

    Our school systems tell our kids that they all have the potential for greatness. Not just being good at something, but great at something. And that's simply not true. The truth is, most of us are ordinary, and with hard work, we can become competent, or even solid. And that's just fine. That's the way of things. As the saying goes, if everyone was special, no one would be. And yet, the "self-esteem" movement in schools tells kids that they're all potential writers, artists, engineers, presidents, etc. Very few of us go on to do anything like that. Most of us lead middle-class lives with middle-class jobs, with middle-class pains and joys. Many of us don't even get that far. Not because of any conspiracy, or bad schools, but because that's the state of humanity. That's what we are. A few bright minds, a lot of workers, and some dim bulbs. John Lennon was wrong. We don't all shine on. Very few of us do. Unfortunately, too many teachers preach Lennon's line at students. You don't want to discourage students from trying to reach higher, but you also want them to be realistic about the world.

    --
    Life is hard, and the world is cruel
    1. Re:Lowered Expectations by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      I really like that quote. I have always kind of hated the idea that anyone can do anything if they try hard enough. I can't stand hearing "success stories" (looking at you Paul Harvee) because they are such bull. Sure it takes hard work, but it takes even more innate talent and sheer luck. Its more about right place, right time than I think I can I think I can.

    2. Re:Lowered Expectations by syousef · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Our school systems tell our kids that they all have the potential for greatness. Not just being good at something, but great at something......We don't all shine on. Very few of us do. Unfortunately, too many teachers preach Lennon's line at students. You don't want to discourage students from trying to reach higher, but you also want them to be realistic about the world.

      You misunderstand. Shining is not about being great in other people's eyes or achieving fame and fortune. It's about being happy with the things you have and doing what you do as well as you can.

      What people don't understand is life under the spotlight is a pain in the neck. Very few of us would actually want to be there. You can still achieve great things in your own life. They just don't have significance to others, and THAT is alright.

      Teaching kids they're all mundane will make even the great ones mundane, and will leave them all depressed. Self esteem needs to be based on reality. Actually assess them on the work they do and give them praise for what they actually do achieve when it is clear they are trying their best or clsoe to it, but don't make them feel bad for not achieving higher. In other words, tell little johnny that 2 + 2 = 5 is wrong and grade him accordingly, but don't make him feel bad for not doing even better when he does get the answer right. Part of building self esteem is learning to deal with criticism and understanding the difference between getting it right and screwing up, and learning to cope with both. The school system doesn't recognise that and sees any time the child feels bad as some sort of damage. I feel sorry for kids who make it out into the workforce and suddenly have to cope with learning that their boss doesn't pat them on the back when they bollox things up. It's not the new generation's fault. It's the educators that need a reality check.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    3. Re:Lowered Expectations by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      You've convinced them that they're all geniuses, that they can all be Einstein and Newton. But the truth is, most are ordinary, and one day they'll realize that despite what you say, they're nothing special. And they'll hate you for it.

      That's certainly a great line, and I respect it, but you missed Escalante's counter to it: if you don't raise the level of expectations, people will never realize they're capable of delivering to meet them.

    4. Re:Lowered Expectations by houghi · · Score: 1

      The majority of people is average. There is 5% at each side that is either the top 5% or the bottom 5%. Yet 90% will be in the 90% in the middle.

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    5. Re:Lowered Expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The spotlight very much has unintended consequence. You become the target, you become the foil to everyone else's insecurity.

      And your own choice is to return to mediocrity. Not saying I'll put the torch down and walk away from it, but things are rarely what they seem.

    6. Re:Lowered Expectations by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      writers, artists, engineers, presidents, etc.

      I think the real conspiracy is that they consider engineering to be such a great position. I should've been a porn star.

    7. Re:Lowered Expectations by JoeytheSquid · · Score: 1

      I own a small web development studio and a few years back I was on the hunt for a web programmer. Being fairly new to business myself (the company was about 3 years old back then) I filtered through all of the applications, keeping the college grads and tossing all of those without a degree.

      The subsequent interviews were interesting to say the least. None of the college grads had any experience in PHP or Javascript, the two baseline skills required for the job. This was despite the fact that PHP and Javascript were among the many different languages showcased on their resumes. When questioned, just about every candidate said the same thing - they were quick learners and felt that if I'd take the time out to teach them the languages they'd surely be able to pick them up. Of course this wouldn't be free training, most wanted to be paid anywhere from $75 to $100 an hour to take on the continuing education.

      Needless to say, these people were appalled when I ultimately turned them down. On one occasion the applicant's mother actually called me to find out why her little snowflake didn't get the job. And it was with that event in mind that I decided to toss all of the college grads and went back to those without degrees. To my surprise, the interviews were much more productive. The applicants showed up on time and with portfolios. They were professional, qualified and had realistic expectations. No doubt these expectations were a result of people like me tossing out their resumes before they even had the chance to interview.

      In the end I found a good compromise in the "under educated" group. He was a first year college student who had the misfortune of paying his way through school. He was smart, self-taught and most of all humble. He hadn't been corrupted yet with unrealistic expectations.

    8. Re:Lowered Expectations by LihTox · · Score: 1

      This is quintessentially American and nothing new. The phrase "In America, anyone can grow up to be President" has been told to children for decades. Rags-to-riches stories, or American-Joe-outsmarts-European-royalty stories, are part of our cultural heritage. I don't think there's anything wrong with being told you have a potential for greatness, if one is also told what will activate that potential: hard work. The kids described in the article don't just believe they have potential, they believe they are great, just as they are, without having to work for it. That's their mistake.

      I think most people have a potential for greatness, just as most people have the potential for good or evil. Potential is not a guarantee. (As an unemployed former valedictorian, I know.)

    9. Re:Lowered Expectations by Swampash · · Score: 0

      I quote the late great Frank Zappa:

      The school system that is costing so much is not delivering the goods. I think some of the reasons it doesn't deliver the goods is that it's ideologically more appealing to the right-wing elements in this country to create a nation of stupid people who are dumb enough to swallow their rhetoric so those right-wing elements can run an election campaign which is not based on facts and figures, but on bunting and sound bites that don't really tell you anything. You need a docile, stupid electorate in order for a person to be elected. And how do you keep them that way? You starve the educational system so that it doesn't really work. You control the content of the school books which are used in the educational system. You rewrite history to suit your ideology.
      ...
      I tend to view the whole thing as a conspiracy. It is no accident that the public schools in the United States are pure shit. It is no accident that masses of drugs are available and openly used at all levels of society. In a way, the real business of government is the business of controlling the labor force. Social pressure is placed on people to become a certain type of individual, and then rewards are heaped on people who conform to that stereotype. Take the pop music business, for example. Look at the stereotypes held up by the media as great accomplishment. You see guys who are making millions of dollars and selling millions of units. And because they are making and selling millions they are stamped with the seal of approval, and it is the millions which make their work quality. Yet anyone can look at what is being done and say, "Jesus, I can do that!" You celebrate mediocrity, you get mediocrity. People who could have achieved more won't, because they know that all they have to do is be "that" and they too can sell millions and make millions and have people love them because they're merely mediocre. Few people who do anything excellent are ever heard of. You know why? Because excellence, pure excellence, terrifies the fuck out of Americans because they have been bred to appreciate the success of the mediocre. People don't like to be reminded that lurking somewhere there are people who can do some shit that you can't do. They can think a way you can't think, they can dance a way you can't dance. They are excellent. You aren't excellent. Most Americans aren't excellent, they're only OK. And so to keep them happy as a labor force, you say, "OK, let's take this mediocre chump," and we say, "He is terrific!" All the other mediocre chumps say, "Yeah, that's right and that gives me hope, because one day as mediocre and chumpish as I am I can..." It's smart labor relations.

    10. Re:Lowered Expectations by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You don't teach a kid to be mundane, you teach them that everyone has both talents and shortcomings--that not everyone can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. It's not "mundane" to tell the 30 wannabe rap stars in your class that they can't all be the next 50 Cent. Sometimes kids get stars in their eyes and you have to bring them down to earth a little. I don't see anything wrong with telling a kid "You're probably not going to be the next big pop-star, sports legend, or Oscar winner. But, with some hard work, there are plenty of other things you CAN be."

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    11. Re:Lowered Expectations by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      There's some truth there. We all want to be special and glamorous. We all expect it. It's a real kick in the wahooni to discover that we're not really either, because if you don't have those things, it seems like you don't matter.

      It's one of the great shames of our society. The vast majority of the people are too old, too fat, too ugly, too dumb, too untalented, or just plain too ordinary to really get that Stamp of Approval that so many people crave.

      The thing that makes your Stand and Deliver quote villainous is the implications of "ordinary" for the lives of the young people. For them, impoverished kids spat out by an indifferent school system, the "ordinary" life meant a string of low pay, backbreaking service sector jobs and a life without health insurance at best. At worst, it was a path of crime, gangs, jail, and an early grave. If "ordinary" could lead to a middle-class life, proper health care, and opportunities for creative expression, would the villain's advice be objectionable?

      Not everyone can be a professional author, or a full-time engineer. But most people, I think, could learn to write a story from their lives so that their descendants would cherish it, or build something that could be of use to them or their neighborhood. Not everyone can be president, but everyone can and should contribute what they can to our political process. So I think everyone's creativity should be cultivated, and everyone should be pushed to make themselves better.

      But that's a far different thing from setting up a society where your choices are to either excel, or to be crushed by the excellent. I don't want to celebrate mediocrity, or punish excellence (or whatever the right wing is saying this week to keep Obama from raising taxes on the wealthy), and I don't want to send young people out in futile pursuit of unrealistic. But much of the anti-self-esteem bandwagon seems loaded down with people who want to treat the losers in life's competition as subhuman.

      Iceland, I've heard, has a culture where failure is celebrated. Well, not celebrated, exactly. But they love stories of bold attempts to do something interesting and remarkable, and the more interesting the failure the better the story.

      America is different. Either the failure builds the groundwork for later success, or the story serves as a scornful cautionary tale.

      I hear Iceland is very nice in the summer.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  122. I find a lot of people unmotivated by booyabazooka · · Score: 1

    Unwillingness to look things up is just a problem that a lot of people have. Perhaps you notice it more in younger programmers because people like that don't tend stick around long enough to become old programmers. I'm a young programmer, and I often find myself pointing a few older devs to API documentation (sometimes it's our own documentation, and sometimes I'm the one who wrote it in hopes that I wouldn't be getting these exact questions).

  123. Students don't know how to handle failure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While working on my PhD I worked part time as an Instructor at my University to pay the bills. Mostly I taught introductory C++, Java, courses and some OS courses.

    Anyway..I was always amazed by the sense of entitlement that my kids had. Some of my students had literally never failed at anything in their school career and felt they deserved a good grade for working hard...

    I actually had a student argue (in a very emotional and belligerent way) that he "deserved" at least a B on an exam because he stayed up all night studying. He had answer every single question on the test incorrectly.

    In the real world you seldom get reworded for effort, you get reworded for results. I just don't understand how we can prepare our kids for anything if we don't teach them how to handle failure.

  124. We're the problem? Try paying a livable wage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting AC because I attach my real name to all of my comments otherwise.

    I work in IT for a corporation which has more than 300 employees, and a very diverse amount of networks. We use a blend of Windows and Linux servers to accomplish different tasks, and the IT department is also responsible for the telephones and audiovisual equipment (even if not networked in any way.)

    I hold a fairly high level position, which I was offered immediately out of college. So, in that regard, I guess I did get what us "narcissistic college graduates" are looking for: an office, flex-time and a fancy title. But, the owners of the company must have read the paper where they learned that people will readily accept a better title in place of a monetary raise.

    Unfortunately, despite what my business cards say, my job does not generate enough money for me to rent a 700 square foot apartment in a neighborhood really only a couple steps up from "bad", and pay my monthly bills. I am literally doing the work of three people -- one manager (me) and two technicians -- while only making 80% of the going market salary for a technician with 0-1 year of experience and an A+ certification.

    This leaves me a few options: (1) try and get a raise, although they fought me for the last $10 I as negotiating for when being hired. (2) get a second job to make ends meet. How am I supposed to do that if I basically already have two jobs as it is? (3) steal things.

    Currently, I'm doing option (4), only do the work of one person, and only doing that for about four hours out of the eight hours per day I'm in the office.

    We consistently have more receptionists at work drawing pay than there are telephones and computers for them to work at. This means that literally, one or two of them sit around in the break room having coffee all day and hanging out on our dime. This is encouraged by their manager.

    I'm going to suggest firing both the extra people and giving 50% of the saved money to me.

  125. Señor Rogers es muy gringo. by xigxag · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that the "Blame the Bailouts on Mr. Rogers?" author cites as Exhibit A of our "culture of narcissism" the nigh-legendary Mexican immigrant fruit picker who spoke no English and got a huge home loan. I repeat. MEXICAN. SPOKE NO ENGLISH.

    Is it too much to expect the writer's own strawberry, er, cherry-picked references to support her basic thesis?

    --
    There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero.
  126. Re:Carefully now. . . Rants say as much about. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no doubt in my mind from reading your post that you're one of the people the GP was talking about.

  127. Time to sing the Doom song... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ

  128. Help me understand ... by jeko · · Score: 1

    Why is it that when a company makes unreasonable demands of it's workers, we're told "Either compete in the marketplace for what you need or shut up," but when workers make unreasonable demands on the company, suddenly we hear about "precious snowflakes taking advantage and wrecking our economy?"

    Look, if it doesn't matter what demands a company makes in the marketplace, then it doesn't matter what demands the engineers make either. If some of the younger employees are forcing their companies to cough up nap times, blankies and all the SpongeBob DVDs they can watch, then I say more power to them.

    Maybe those who so fervently preach about the "realities of the marketplace" should try actually dealing with them for once.

     

    --
    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
  129. Today's grads are the secret to my success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have been fighting ADD for years and finally began managing it following my failure to fulfill an independent contract and Google Summer of Code project (ok...so I start after the breakdown that followed the failures...). While job hunting afterwards, I walked into an ecommerce company based in my home town and dropped off my resume, remembering that they were hiring (though I couldn't remember if I was even interested in/qualified for the position). The man I interviewed with later that day (whom I now call "boss") said he was looking for someone that loved programming and thought that simply my entering into GSOC displayed that. A week later, he called me and we both relayed our own personal tales about CS grads coming out of the local university. I explained to him I had no expectations of pay/benefits aside from a bit above minimum wage and that I was more interested in having a job that paid the bills that I enjoyed.

    I have not yet graduated from college and yet I was able to get a full-time position that I wasn't necessarily qualified for (I've never done e-commerce or used many of the technologies I've since learned; Truth-be-told, this is the first time in 10-15 years I've really used HTML) and that other CS graduates with more applicable experience applied for. The difference: because they "paid their dues in college" the other candidates either wouldn't be willing to do non-programming stuff (grunt work, IT support, etc.) or wouldn't accept pay below 60-70k for an entry-level position.

    To answer the original question, no, you are not alone in your experiences. And the issue doesn't just apply to Computer Science, but almost all fields. I've heard the same complaints from managers in different locations, fields, and company sizes I've spoken to in the past few years. Many grads today feel their degree isn't just enough to get them in the door, but into a well-paid, cushy job that requires nothing more than sitting on their asses.

    The reasons are easy enough to understand, though, and it's got nothing to do with precious snowflakes being pampered and told they were special. That's a red herring that I think tends to stem from people that weren't told that being jealous they missed out on that kind of praise. I think the breakdown goes a little like this:
    • The purpose of the degree has gotten lost. Many students attend college to get the degree for the sake of getting a job, not for the sake of learning. And since most schools (K-12 AND university) don't have an education system that requires learning to pass/graduate, our childrens isn't learning to do math/science/reading, but simply learning to pass exams/projects.
    • Because the purpose of the degree shifted to getting jobs/money, there's a huge increase in graduates that are not passionate about their fields.
    • The lack of passion results in another hit on learning the curriculum. So now, not only is the student not focusing on learning because they're more focused on simply getting that piece of paper at the end of the trail, but they're also disinterested.
    • Since the purpose of the degree shifted to getting jobs/money, the fields hit hardest by this are the ones that offer the best pay for the least amount of (perceived) manual labor.

    End result? Engineers, computer scientists, medical workers, etc. that aren't very knowledgeable/capable in their field, that expect large sums of money and feel that small accomplishments are deserving of praise since they probably worked REALLY hard to complete said accomplishments, even though it's really easy for a competent member of the same field to do.

  130. World Travel with FIRST Job by Gim+Tom · · Score: 1

    The very first job I had after getting my BS degree in engineering was overseas. I got the assignment after only a couple of months with the organization. It was a significant assignment and not only was I responsible for lots of very expensive equipment, but there were lives at stake. I was only about 24 years old at the time too! Oh, the place was really exotic. It was deep in the tropics. You see this organization that employed me was the US Air Force and it was during a little thing called the Vietnam War. I spent over four years getting my Bachelor's Degree in engineering, but my real education was completed over there -- others come first, life is not always fair, but it is better than the alternative, and what you do or don't do right CAN really make a difference for good or bad.

  131. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see them regularly taking senior roles in IT at GE, unprepared as they may be for them. Some are already in the executive program with as little as 5 years of work experience in IT.

    Consider yourself lucky that your company has the sense to put senior people in senior roles.

  132. Omaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the nightmare was Omaha.

    1. Re:Omaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try 3 weeks in Tulsa, OK working 14 hour days.

    2. Re:Omaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you were working. God forbid actually sitting around in Tulsa with nothing to do...

  133. Hah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crotchety old dudes convinced of the superiority of their own generation and upbringing... How is that any less narcistic, and predictable, than young people feeling entitled to things they want?

    I personally enjoy narcistic youths a lot more than disillusioned get-off-my-lawn types telling young people not to expect much from the world.

  134. I'm a (somewhat) young IT worker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do what I'm told, when I'm told. I also look up to seniors in my workplace (and the greater industry) whose work speaks for their exorbident paychecks, not any presumption such as their age.

    But I did quit one job after being squeezed into a different job description (to ease the boss's beaurocratic workload and to pay me less). When I got savvy, I asked and was denied a pay raise. Within 2 weeks I had double elsewhere.

    I think this is a healthy attitude to the modern workplace. My last boss would disagree, but my current boss thinks I'm worth every penny (and I make him a fair few too!).

    P.S. I never graduated. ;-)

  135. bathroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the only time people on Tv have to go to the john, they have a copy of cosmopolitan with them and their mother catches them....

  136. Reported all over the place by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is being reported all over the place. In fact, my wife read an article in Macleans (I think) years ago about this very thing. Overall, the false self-esteem forced upon these kids by our so called "education system" in North America has brought about a new horror in education. As in, most students today are what is commonly referred to as "mark mercenaries." They also have a gross tendency to lie or twist words or ... to get what they want. I've seen it used time and time again in attempts to screw over profs, TAs, etc because of a perceived wrong. That perceived wrong typically being not paying enough attention to the student or giving them a bad grade (that they earned). In fact, a recent example is a TA got questioned for not giving help to a student. What actually happened is that this student didn't even as for help. Likely in some twisted reality in this students head, the TA should have constantly come up to this student asking him/her if (s)he needed help. Because, that's what happens in highschool right?

    And what makes it worse? TV programs that, including reality TV, that glorify people getting a free ride. So, now with the delusional aspect to the general mentality of todays youth added to there false self-esteem, they actually honestly believe that they deserve what they think they deserve. Regardless of the reality of the situation.

    And what makes that worse? Universities/Colleges/etc are indirectly encouraging that. Because, if they did anything to stop that, then the students wouldn't take there (service) courses and the departments would be in big trouble. Both through the lower grades and the complaints that admin would surely get and the lower enrolment rates.

    Right now, what we should expect is for this to get worse for a long time to come. Because, the Universities/etc (because they are now run like businesses and NOT educational institutions) have a vested interest in caving to these power drunk students. And those students are the *vast* majority of the student population.

    I quake for our future...

    1. Re:Reported all over the place by taustin · · Score: 1

      What counterbalances these "power durnk students" choosing to go to an easy school is that businesses will be far, far less likely to hire grads from those easy schools. This particular hysterical drivel clashes with the hysterical drivel about "helicopter moms" who try to control every aspect of Junior's life by remote control, cuz Mom and Dad are going to go for the school that has a higher rate of students having jobs secured at graduation, with higher rates of pay.

      In other words, this is nothing new, just another iteration of the centuries long cycle of easy schools reducing the value of a degree which leads them to become tougher.

    2. Re:Reported all over the place by internerdj · · Score: 1

      I share a cube who was a grad student in the Math department at the local university. He has regularly told me stories about students who tried to pull that crap. They were regularly told to shove it. Why? Not because the department stood behind the teacher, but because there was a grading curve that provided the Math department an optimal revenue in the early Math courses. I know I regularly fell prey to it. Public schooling has reached a point where it is motivated by profit. Epic fail. A public institution is made public so that it is not being ruled by the whims of capitalism and therefore can serve the good of the entire public.

    3. Re:Reported all over the place by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      You're either talking about 1) grad courses, which makes your point moot because barely anyone goes into grad studies in math, or 2) upper level math course which is moot for the same reasons as (1). In other words, it's not valid to extrapolate to the general student population what goes on in the courses with some of the lowest enrolment rates.

      I also wouldn't say that any public school is motivate by profit. The high schools are motivated to keep the students happy and there "self-esteem" intact. That invariably means that they can't give them the grades that they earned to treat them like they are an adult because that would mean the students couldn't get away with things and the teacher would have to actually fight with the parents and justify there position. The sort of, it's the systems fault not my childs, fallacy.

      When it comes to Universities, I wouldn't say that profit is the whole story. That's more ancillary than anything else. It's mostly similar to the above. But, you only get told to "shove it" at increasingly rare University fundamental sciences and mathematics departments (probably engineering as well). And even then, only in the upper level courses. Btw, I do have several stories from a couple Universities (Math departments). Things are sad and getting increasingly so.

    4. Re:Reported all over the place by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is no counter-balance. It's a downward spiral. And it's one that I've been watching for over a decade. That's also about dumbing things down in several ways such as, marking easier, testing easier, caving to mark mercenaries more and more, dumbing down the curricula, etc, etc, etc.

      In fact, I know of a Prof in Eastern Canada that has kept about 20 years of marks for a first year physics class. You know, 300 year old physics has a tendency not to change. So, testing for it won't either. The results of graphing the average marks is a continuous decrease well into statistical significance. He also got the same data from surrounding Universities and the same results were found. I'll have to check whether he has published his results yet.

      In other words, this decrease is measurable and significant. For those Universities that have yet to dumb things down significantly, there is a measurable decrease in grades. But, for the majority of Universities, there has been a measurable decrease in standards. It's quite stunning in a very bad way.

      So, your "theory" about the students will go to a good school and get there ass kicked into something with a work ethic and smart, verses other students that will effectively get a free ride with job opportunities to match, isn't correct. Why? Because, all the Universities are doing it.

      Hell, even the Perimeter Institute has done this horrible thing and now offers 10 month program to get a masters degree in theoretical physics. The fucking Perimeter Institute!!!

      I weep for the future.

  137. BS Math - Retail Job by ThorGod · · Score: 1

    After I graduated with my brand, spanking new BS in Math, I initially worked for Office Depot as a "customer service specialist" - the lowest of the low.

    I'd say that's pretty far from "reality tv generation" narcissism. But, then, I've never been big on reality tv.

    I do understand where this poster is coming from here. I've seen first hand, even at that Office Depot job, people my age 'expecting' more than they ought to expect.

    Being hopeful is important...but more so is working hard and being ambitious (but not arrogant).

    --
    PS: I don't reply to ACs.
  138. Not one intern has heeded my advice by Rastl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've had to deal with interns coming into the technology field after being coddled at college for a few years. I've tried to be friendly, polite and honest. Mostly that's been appreciated after a few months in 'the real workplace'.

    I also took the time to talk to these interns at the end of their internship to go over how they would represent their work on their resumes. Invariably they didn't see what they really did. What they saw as a series of menial tasks was really "Performed X with minimal supervision" and "Completed project Y using blah blah blah". They weren't prepared to comprehend what a real project was.

    One of the truly sad things was their lack of ability to troubleshoot. I know I've said this in the past but I feel it bears repeating. Everything these kids have done has been multiple choice. Their tests, their games, everything has presented them with a list of choices. Our games gave us a problem and then we were on our own to come up with what might work as a solution. Does anyone remember "You're in a maze of twisty passages, all alike." and a command prompt? Not a lot of pre-chosen answers there. I spent quite a bit of time helping them learn how to solve problems.

    Lastly, here's the advice I have yet to see an intern use. "Find the job that no one wants to do, do it well, and you'll be employed for life." Seriously, everyone wants the fun and happy jobs. But someone has to clean the crap out of the corners and keep the place running. Fun and happy candidates are lined up out the door and around the corner. The one who is willing to do the jobs that require doing is going to stand out.

    Now get off my intarwebz.

    1. Re:Not one intern has heeded my advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your interns tried to shed a good light on the stupid, menial tasks you assigned them during their internship? Mon Dieu, what's the world coming to?

      And you can be sure not a single one will advise their friends to apply to your company after grad. Smart engineers, even if they're 15 years old, are never going to be interested in menial tasks. The entire engineering ethos involves destroying menial tasks.

    2. Re:Not one intern has heeded my advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nailed it with your reply. Kids at school are now taught almost "zero" critical thinking skills. I am raising my daughter exactly the opposite way. I present her with problems for her to solve, but I don't lavish "goodies" upon her when she solves them. I simply tell her "good job" and move onto something a little more difficult.

      Kids who grow up with nothing more than multiple choice tests are in for a rude awakening when they hit the real world. Per your example, I tend to like the jobs that no one else likes to do, and have done quite well at some of them and became indispensable. I recall several years ago when I worked for Network Solutions doing manual DNS entries, to the tune of several hundred a night. I was in college and I took it upon myself to write a shell script to do it for me. I was doing five times the work of others in the same job, and when my boss learned of what I did, he quietly allowed me to continue. I also wrote scripts that allowed him to paginate his own results as well as look at work completed by others. I could do no wrong after those scripts, but my military training and work ethic did not allow me to sit back and do nothing. I continually looked into making things better for myself and others. I learned that after I left, my scripts became popular and well-used for some time. That in itself was a reward for me.

    3. Re:Not one intern has heeded my advice by Rastl · · Score: 1

      ~sigh~ I don't normally reply to AC but ...

      Read what I wrote. They saw them as 'stupid, menial tasks' and I had to explain to them that they were actually small projects. With milestones and everything. That's why I reviewed their resumes and suggested corrections to make what they described match what they did.

      Of the interns I monitored (I won't say mentored because I didn't) 2/3 of them came back for further internships and of those 1 hired on and stayed for 3 years until she moved away. Of the ones I didn't monitor, none came back.

      Who said they were 15 year old kids? If you would have read and comprehended my comment you would have seen that these were college students.

      And what's with your repeated take on 'menial'? Haven't you heard of the concept of paying your dues? No one is going to give you anything but menial stuff when you first start out. That's how you learn the basics and how you're judged. If all you do is whine about how boring your assignments are, how you should be working on Project Cool over there, how you think that it should be done in Language X, etc. then you're never going to get anywhere and you're never going to blame yourself. Which you should.

      If you look beyond your own self-centeredness that your teachers said was good because it encouraged your self-esteem and made you feel like an important and special person you'll see that you're not special and you're not important. You're just another rookie with a sense of entitlement that's far too common.

      Next time have the courage to sign in when you post. Such a telling sign.

  139. How ANY new emp'ee can travel o'seas in year 1... by ivi · · Score: 1

    TeleConference!

    But they're not the only ones likely to be tele-
    conferencing... many of their senior colleagues
    will (and - I feel - should) be queuing for the
    teleconferencing room / line, as well.

    In fact, here in AU, there are serious proposals
    that tax payers fund teleconferencing systems -
    rather than costly overseas "study trips" for MPs.

    It's part of a long list of better ways to reduce
    AU's rates of carbon emissions -and- improve our
    cost per Km travelled (even when driving a car),
    listed and discussed here:

        Melbourne computer programmer, Geoff Hudson's
          "The Manhattan Project for climate change"

        Transcript:
          http://www.abc.net.au/rn/ockhamsrazor/stories/2009/2514433.htm#transcript

        PodcastMP3:
          http://mpegmedia.abc.net.au/rn/podcast/2009/03/orr_20090315.mp3

    Audio runs about 13 min; its podcase ~6.3 MB
    well worth a listen... if we could only get
    Aussie MPs to consider it, we'd be right.

    Re: Teleconferencing

    If it's good enough for TV news and current
    events, it's ready to be brought our, dusted
    off & used in corporate & gov't circles...

    ie, after suitable security enhancements are
    added to otherwise fine models from the past.

  140. Being in a college town.... by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

    We see it a lot when we put out notice to the CS department for internships. Last fall I interviewed about 20 candidates for 5 internship positions. We ended up filling two of those because that was all that we could find to work with. Most thought they could work 4 - 6 weeks on a project and because it was web based, that in 3 months it would be worth a billion dollars. A few thought they were coding experts. I remember one that have lectured me on how we were doomed to failure because we weren't using cloud computing and Ruby on Rails. And they knew that RoR was going to be the future (this was a couple years ago). We were and still are using vanilla PHP. The impression I got over and over again was the kids were looking towards what might be in a few months or years in terms of technology. Part of that is academia. They were more worried about using XYZ technology because that was "cool" or the "in" thing at the time on all the development blogs.

    They lacked the experience and understanding that there are reasons why it is called "bleeding edge".

    The two students that we did hire as interns were different than the others. One was a non-traditional student. Had a wife and 3-year old and trying to get this bachelors at 22. He needed a senior project and his only caveat was he would like to use Python. The reason being that was what he was using at work on a daily basis to create reports. We could work with him on that front and we did. We knew that time was a factor for him and there was no great reason not to use python.

    The other had a 17 hour course load and kept a part-time job at McDonalds. Well long story short, he didn't work for McDonalds. He got the job done. By the summer, he was working for us part-time and now works full-time with us at a salary that made most of his peers jealous. And I'll be the first to admit, he may not be the best programmer on the planet from a talent point of view. But he gets the job done, is flexible, and works until he figures it out. I'd take five of him if I could find them.

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    "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
  141. CS students and Open Source by msevior · · Score: 1

    The trouble that CS students find themselves is that there is a very, very large differential between the best and the average of their profession.

    If you personally want to find out where you're at, join an Open Source project and see where you find yourself.

    If you don't want to join an Open Source project because it's not fun for you anyway, then you're in the "average" category and adjust your career expectations accordingly.

  142. Military discipline by blueforce · · Score: 1

    Every company should be free to implement a military-style basic training for new college grads.

    I went to Army basic training at Ft. Benning in the early 90's and I don't remember for sure - I might have been called a "precious snowflake" a few times - but no one ever tried real hard to boost my self-esteem. Oh, I got all kinds of compliments but they all ended with "maggot" and other choice nouns.

    Stupid HR people are ruining work for everyone.

    --
    If you do what you always did, you get what you always got.
  143. Millennials are entering the workplace by eryanv · · Score: 1

    What the OP discusses is a common trait of the Millennial generation (basically anybody born around 1982 or later). There's plenty of research out there to show that this generation, while more civically minded, is also has a much greater sense of entitlement than ever seen before. A quick rise to the top, frequent feedback, and always looking for something better are all traits of this generation. You may want to read "The Trophy Kids Grow Up: How the Millennial Generation is Shaking Up the Workplace" by Ron Alsop, or "Millennials Incorporated" by Lisa Orrell for more information about how this generation is going to change the way business is done (or not done).

  144. I was not ready for life in the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a job as a code monkey thinking that at least the hot secreteries in our office would find my staggeringly immense intellect irresistable.

    Instead they spend their spare time sleeping with the brainless monkeys in our sales group. WTF?!?! Talk about a wakeup call and poor career choices.

    I suppose this is nothing a little AXE Shampoo and a refresher course in social engineering couldn't correct. Neither of which were offered at the school I attended.

  145. OMG! by danwesnor · · Score: 1

    22 year-old that think they know everything and that the world should lie down at their feet? How long has this been going on?

    At least since I turned 23.

    This has nothing to do with TV, it's the natural reaction of a new college graduate when he/she collides with the real world.

  146. Re:solution: by PingPongBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apparently douchebag-syndrome runs rampant in colleges where students

    The words college and student are highly relevant in your nonsense.

    The educational system is not keeping up with the complexity of the world. Even though so much can be achieved now by a few simple gestures of the arm-a simple point and click can start a factory on the other side of the earth-the technology required a long and dedicated effort to implement.

    I was talking to someone working on cell-phone software. A cell phone is just a little thing held in the hand so how big can the software be? Hundreds of millions of lines. Try writing that in time to catch the next market cycle, which is coming up in only a few months-it's hard work and high risk. Teamwork is required. Most of the procedures are standardized so the whole thing is doable, but no one is going to really stand out. If they need someone to stand out, it could be too risky-what if that person missed a few days or weeks?

    Maybe ten years ago this complexity would be cutting edge, but now it's run-of-the-mill, yet schools have their hands full just getting people to learn basic concepts. Only a few students may have an opportunity to see how work is done in the real world-the seemingly endless calculations and the long lists of tiny functions to implement.

    On the other hand, the high tech industry makes it easy for a nondescript insider to take advantage of the perks. There are so many people and the pay for designers versus third world assembly people is so vastly different that it is understandable for a mentality of get it while you can. So let people set their own compensation targets, and see if they can justify them.

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    Know your pads. One time pad: good for cryptography. Two timing pad: where to take your mistress.
  147. Re:Yes, but... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    Well, yes it is, but our economy doesn't necessarily pay big money for just "working hard."

    Take your coal miner example. I'm not a coal miner and have little experience in mining much of anything. That said, I'd argue that anybody with a strong back and a smattering of intelligence could be a coal miner. And the economy is full of people with strong backs and a smattering of intelligence, so you can't necessarily expect to be well paid for physical labor, no matter how hard the work is.

  148. Suprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is new? 20 years ago, I wanted to slap many of the interns that showed up over the summers...I was 'just' a temp, in advertising, in banking. Way too many insufferable idiots who couldn't be asked to make a photocopy.

  149. It IS pretty amazing, really by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

    Part of it, I think, is that there's also not much incentive or social reward put on learning new materials at that age. I mean, I know it sounds kind of obvious to say, "Well, why didn't you just start teaching yourself to code in high school?" But in high school, we were in student dramas and band camps, and we had part-time jobs, and we were volunteering for non-profits to build up our resumes. A lot of us knew that we were going to college someday, but we weren't thinking about the skills we might need for college. A lot of us just flat out didn't have it inour heads to get the kind of head start that you did.

    If I could go back in time and be my own high school counselor, I would ask Little Me, "What are you thinking about doing in college? Computers? Y'know, you're pretty smart. Maybe you should go pick up a book on programming and start learning alittle on your own. What book? Well, I'll bet if you go talk to the math teacher that does our low-level PASCAL class, he could give you some ideas." I bet that I would've really enjoyed it, especially if I had some basic idea of where to start looking, but I just didn't.

    It's a really base thing to suggest that someone needs to TELL these kids to start preparing on their own, but... you know, kids are inexperienced. Or to be less kind, they're stupid. On the whole, they really don't know these things. It could really make a world of difference if someone would only suggest it to them at that age, but a lot of counselors aren't really equipped to deal with individual needs, either.

    --
    Libertarians somehow believe that private businesses should be stronger than governments but weaker than individuals.
    1. Re:It IS pretty amazing, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I was told quite the opposite.
      I was going to take a comp course at collage alongside my a-levels (maths, physics, chemistry) but was told that uni admissions would rather have another a-level in a related subject ('further maths' in my case) than a course that would cover things that they wanted to teach me over the 3 years i'd be at uni just not to the same level or in as much detail.

    2. Re:It IS pretty amazing, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But i didn't do spelling. bugger.

  150. better solution: by RichardJenkins · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stick one of these up on the wall, and just go with it.

  151. Yes and no by zullnero · · Score: 1

    It really depends on where they came from. Some schools do a better job of setting expectations than others. A school with professors that have worked recently in the field will tend to put out students that know pretty much where they stand.

    I think ultimately, a little narcissism is almost impossible to avoid with college students, primarily because they realize that they are subordinates, with "lesser" job titles and constant supervision. If they have any ambition at all, of course they're going to be a little "uppity".

    I had one guy I supervised several years ago who, among a team of two other guys with roughly 4-5 years of experience, felt he should have 4-5 years of experience as well. So he would cite writing basic programs in high school, his college years, as well as his one month internship at Microsoft. When I look back on it, obviously the kid really didn't want to be the lowest animal on the totem pole, so even if it was pure narcissism, I would count it as more of a defense mechanism.

    The main benefit of younger engineers is that they can be had for cheap because they're trying to establish their careers. The next benefit is that hopefully, they haven't got all the bad habits that come with working in the industry for several years. If their expectations bubble pops, they almost always quit, and they almost always float around without work for awhile and that usually brings them back down to earth. But you have to also expect that they're going to do everything they can to fluff themselves up, because they're coming into the thing with almost nothing, and they know they don't stand on even ground with a guy who might have 5 or 6 years of experience. They know that you're not going to weigh whether or not they can do the job vs. 6 years > 0 years, so yeah, they're going to do what they have to do. An experienced supervisor/manager/lead needs to expect that and work around it. Given a few years, they'll settle down some.

  152. Re:oh really? by KeithJM · · Score: 1

    I have the distinct feeling that even if I'm the best programmer and best employee they have in the IT department, they wouldn't promote me simply because of my age and my looks.

    You'll take this the wrong way, I know. I felt that way when I was 22 (I'm 37 now). The funny thing about experience is that you don't know the value of it until you have it. Simple things like having made a handful of mistakes in your past make it much easier to see them coming next time. Watching various managers, observing their styles and learning from their mistakes helps even more. Even if that wasn't true, surely you can understand that having a track record makes your managers more comfortable promoting you. The world really isn't just eagerly watching for an excuse to give you more money. You have to prove not just your intelligence but your work ethic over time.

    I wish someone had sat me down when I was your age and explained that there is nothing wrong with being frustrated and even ranting now and then, but when your rants have more observations about what "WE" should do and fewer complaints about what "I" should get, you'll get more respect. Right now you're frustrated because people can't just tell your intrinsic value because you've worked on a couple of projects and done well. Eventually, you'll find that you're frustrated because you're having to deal with the ramifications of a decision your manager made that you warned him (or her) about at the time. When that has happened a lot of times over several years, your manager and your team will develop respect for your judgment. Business isn't like sports, where one good statistical year means you get a big new contract.

  153. Everyone gets a trophy by jag7720 · · Score: 1

    This is caused by parents that will not allow their children to fail... at anything.

    In t-ball... there is no score and everyone gets a trophy.

    There are no longer failing grades in school.

    Helicopter parents send their kids to school and step in when little Johnny has a problem.



    This is also the cause of the current administration's desire to bailout everything

  154. Even my Psych-ologist/trist has Disorder Syndrome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear. This thing is spreading like wildfire. It starts with orderly conduct of business with expansive confidence, then it ends when whomever you reach out to ask for help will commit you to 3-days involuntary hold. When someone is capable of entering the point-of-view of more than one person and is unable to comprehend the context switch or control his or her inhibition of his method to complete a task would result in an actual disorder. Those of us that can accomplish these tasks without malfeasance, disdain, harassment, impractical reasoning, and whatnot are called to be Ordered Multiple Personalities. Someone that lacks the understanding of clerical duties and eschews comprehension in favor of drug-prescriptions is whom should be banished to a 3-day involuntary study until they can co-exist with the greater craftsmen. Disorder Syndrome has effected most psychologists and psychiatrists in this manner, causing them to fear what is not given for them to know and not at their disposal to complete the tasks using the knowledge accumulated. What does one need to become a psychologist other than to know the artifices codiciled into a documentary social interaction of sentience, but a license of an artificial entity itself known as The State? What does one need to become a psychiatrist other than to know the complete bias of pharmaceutical periphernalia available to apply to a subject to force compliance to a voluntary external psycho-social event, other than a license from an artificial entity known as The State?

    Disorder Syndrom in-deed!

  155. Its relative by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it?

    I too want to do cool stuff, but the reality is that there is cool stuff and stuff that will make the company money. You may be lucky and be able to land a job at a company that does both, but don't expect it. The companies I worked for, that did cool stuff didn't last long because it was too cutting and the market wasn't ready for it.

    Often you aren't in management because you were forced there, but because you wanted more pay (pay usually corresponds to responsibility) or you were fed up of being a lab rat or equivalent.

    I am still hoping I will get my dream job, but I realise that it is all down to luck and hard work.

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    Jumpstart the tartan drive.
    1. Re:Its relative by bronney · · Score: 1

      dream job is an oxymoron, bro.

    2. Re:Its relative by Jurily · · Score: 1

      there is cool stuff and stuff that will make the company money.

      Like the endless meetings?

    3. Re:Its relative by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I too want to do cool stuff, but the reality is that there is cool stuff and stuff that will make the company money.

      The trick, really, is doing the research to find places to work where the distance between what you perceive as "cool stuff" (or, less informally, desirable features of the job) and what will serve your employers interest (which isn't always "make the company money"; not every job is in a private, for-profit firm) is minimized.

      And, of course, in putting in the effort to stand out so that where the stuff you want out of the job is something lots of other people want and only few will get, you'll be one of the few who gets it.

    4. Re:Its relative by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I am still hoping I will get my dream job, but I realise that it is all down to luck and hard work."

      My dream job is powerball winner. One BIG jackpot....and goodbye to work forever!!!

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    5. Re:Its relative by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And the TPS reports, don't forget the TPS reports. With the cover sheets.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  156. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When i first graduated from a reputable 4-year college cum laude, I applied for many jobs. The only job I could find right away was a job with a small company paying $9 - $10 an hour. Most all the jobs I interviewed for only offered as much. Many of the traditional small companies in the the mid-west didn't even consider computer services to be essential to their business. Four months later I eventually found an IT job at a successful retailer.

    In my experience, the market here requires college graduates to constantly play personality games with business people. I feel like they don't care about hard skills and take them for granted.

    The above article REALLY exaggerates the expectations of new college graduates. They're making it sound like a yearly incentive or a $1500 flight once in a while will ruin the company financially. Most of these business people will try to pay you less than 40k a year to work 45 - 50 hours a week.

    Also, many students only enrolled in the Computer Sciences because of the financial benefits. I think managers need to learn how to differentiate between new graduate's intentions. The personality games played by all these less than traditional programmers is really hurting the whole industry. I saw people who were obviously not programmers get promoted simply because the confused management wanted to buddy up.

    Instead of undervaluing good computer people, the industry needs to hire good human resource people to identify good computer people.

  157. I'm not narcissitic at all by trainsnpep · · Score: 1

    I'm going to graduate in less than two months. I'm not narcissitic at all. I know I reflect on myself too much to be absorbed in myself. I'm completely perfect.

    But in all honesty, I've seen a number of my colleagues who think they're hot shit, who really aren't. They talk about how they're going to be hot-shot devs for some up-and-coming game company, but I'm betting they're going to be working 65 hours a week and burnout in a few years.

    Me? I've got a pretty good job lined up with good benefits. I'm not expecting to travel at all, or be given rewards for doing a good job. I do expect that if I consistently do a good job and do better than expected of me that I'll be rewarded in some way. I'd much rather have a less super-star job and a relatively stress-free 40-45 hour work week. What does everyone else here think of that?

    P.S. I hope someone got the reflective joke...

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    --<Mike>--
    1. Re:I'm not narcissitic at all by m3talsling3r · · Score: 1

      That joke wasn't half bad.

      As far as the good job, I always like to warn new people that such a thing doesn't exist. I find the people that burn out are the ones like you. I'm not trying to be insulting, I just don't want you to have any false hopes.

      The other guys may not get what they want, but the work ethic derived from that desire will get them something decent. They will also be highly experienced in the skill of bouncing back from smashed dreams, and so will be more able to cope moving from job to job when their previous job loses funding or has cut backs: and having those dreams will help carry them through it. Because that is the reality of this field.

      Meanwhile when the same realities hit you what will you do? I suggest you prepare yourself to have plans for that eventuality now. Start training to make yourself more effective and agile. That watch you earn for seniority .. it rarely gets passed out anymore.

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  158. Snowflake? Wrong. by incognito84 · · Score: 1

    Who'd have thought that calling people "snowflakes" repeatedly would turn them into deuschbags.

  159. BATNA for Kids - To Do it All Over Again by pg--az · · Score: 1

    Narcissism-out-of-school was a huge problem for me personally, decades ago. I had good grades from good schools but could have used a better set of "mirror neurons".
    In particular I remember always being vocal that code ought to be rewritten because it didn't look pretty. Learning-by-hard-knocks to have some respect for legacy-wisdom is such a painful memory, not least because being-rejected-by-team-mates due to such LACK of respect I now realize was justified.
    I wonder what is the earliest age at which kids are capable of learning bargaining concepts ? "The Power of a Positive No" is such a great book, author Ury is still sharp. I speculate that he might round out his career with a children's book targeted at this age. The "BATNA for kids" course might start out with a screening of "Shipbreakers of Bangladesh", my favorite CBS video on global-economics.

  160. Re:Yes, but... by digsbo · · Score: 1

    In my geographical region (Philadelphia PA, USA) degreed nurses make as much as degreed senior developers (more when they work overtime). Teachers make almost as much as mid-level web developers depending on experience, and have 3 months off per year, and almost perfect job security (you literally have to get caught having sex with a student to get fired). Both jobs have crappy aspects, too -- I'm not dinging them, just pointing out that the pay is reasonable.

  161. Who is this old prick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And why would I care?

  162. kdawson and SpuriousLogic, question... by JoesephSmith · · Score: 1

    I am approaching the second half of my college career and will be transferring to the University of Michigan from Washtenaw Community College this fall. Within the past year I asked a question regarding CS degrees on Ask Metafilter and got some pretty interesting answers.

    There seems to be consensus that a CS program, regardless of where it is, should focus on concepts rather than specific languages. Personally I have also wanted to, to put it figuratively, 'get my feet wet,' and work on getting capable of doing moderately intensive work on small scale projects in the realm of computer science. This is due to third party advice I have received in talking with computer science classmates and etc.

    In other words, I have a goal of completely avoiding the situation you two laid out and described, and somehow graduating from the UoM hitting the ground running when it comes to preparing resumes and submitting them to X group, organization, etc. I am not at all expecting to be perfect and surely do not intend on inflating what I know or expectations.

    Last summer I looked into the .NET platform, but it seemed somewhat dead end in the sense that (of course) I need a diversified knowledge of languages and etc. when looking at job postings. Perhaps it is a nagging fear that if I were to even anchor myself in a technology for a month, I would end up learning something completely useless once I seriously started to engage recruiters, unless they are looking for people that have drenched themselves in multiple technologies, for which I am OK with any day.

    Thus my question: what EXACTLY should a sophomore/junior/inbetween like me be looking into such that when he graduates he can confidently, with integrity to boot, write a resume and go into an interview that says, "I KNOW this, I can do this job, and you can pay me whatever for it, no trips across the ocean necessary."? Links to resources and etc are welcome.

    Thanks!

  163. Point of education by qbzzt · · Score: 1

    I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it?

    Universities are in the business of selling education to a market of prospective students who don't know what they'll need exactly. Usually they "up-sell" for a product that is a lot more than is actually needed.

    We probably don't need 17 years of formal education (Kindergarten - 12th grade + 4 year degree) before somebody can do most technical jobs.

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    1. Re:Point of education by Talisein · · Score: 1

      Certainly 17 is overkill. But (at least) 4 or 5 years of those are wasted by teaching to the lowest denominator.

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      "The right to do something does not mean doing it is right." William Safire
    2. Re:Point of education by saiha · · Score: 1

      kind-12th isn't just about book education, it is also about social education. Some people are quick at books and slow at social, some are the opposite.

      Also univeristy is (or should be) much more than simply going to class. There are tons of opportunities from working with professors, to using lab resources, to part time jobs. Most people don't see these opportunities though, and to be honest I question why they are going.

      Especially for software, you can learn 80% of the stuff on your own in a reasonable amount of time, it is the resources (both physical and human) that in my view is the real reason I payed.

  164. lol n00b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dood, it is just you get owned. Everybody else _does_ get to travel wherever they like within their companies. I would suggest you quit your job and getting one at sometbing you're good at - perhaps making burgers?

  165. Stupid, Stupid Graduates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being one of the thousands of people looking for a job right now, I am disgusted with the attitude of many of the people I graduated with. For many of the people described in this article, there is one common thread: mommy and daddy paid for their college tuition. That being said, most will have no clue what it means to work for something, since everything else has been handed to them. All I really want is a steady job. The pay and benefits can be almost non-existent, as long as it is experience that will one day lead to a better job with more opportunities.

  166. PS: by JoesephSmith · · Score: 1

    This might have been a general question, but specifically, what technologies that do not seem to be going away any time soon should be looked into? Good open source projects (other than sourceforge and linux distros) should be looked into for practical examples of application? Books or articles that sum up what to be ready for? Solid blogs that can be seen as an indicator of where industry is going? Things of that nature... thanks again!

    1. Re:PS: by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 1

      Java and .Net are not going anywhere in the near, or even intermediate, future. C++ is also fairly strong. Choose any area, rather than a language, to learn about. Distributed computing is very big for very large systems (stock exchanges, banks, etc) and is mainly dominated by Java. If you like desktop apps, .Net is the clear leader. If you like OS or embedded programming, C++ is your choice (just be aware that the pool of jobs for OS and embedded programming is pretty small compared to the others). Or look at a place you want to live (Chicago, New York, etc), and check the jobs in those areas, that will give you an idea of what to look for since certain industries tend to group together (e.g. Chicago and New York are very large financial hubs, so distributed computing is big in those cities).

  167. Decater? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    First, if you're going to rant to the whole world about going some place 'boring'. At least spell it right, it's Decatur, IL.

    Second, while you may see Cedar Rapids and Decatur as 'boring' (and for the locale, they are) they are home to two companies that do some cool large stuff.(IMHO).

    Rockwell Collins does a ton of contract work with the government and encourages all their employees to get a pilot's license.

    Decatur is home to Caterpillar's off highway truck division (among others), at which the 797 (the world largest mining truck) is built. It was even a topic on one episode of Ultimate Factories.

    Decatur also has ADM and is where The Informant was filmed about ADM's price fixing.

  168. then the companies need to offer more money by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reason schools are making their engineering programs do more interesting-sounding things are because engineering and CS enrollments, especially among US citizens, are dropping rapidly. So schools are trying to find creative ways to interest people in majoring in those areas; "training for boring cubicle job", funnily enough, doesn't entice people.

    The only other solution, really, is the capitalist one: offer so much money that people will go into the field even if it does sound boring. But you need to offer a lot more than current going rates for that.

    1. Re:then the companies need to offer more money by hitmark · · Score: 1

      now you got me wondering if not the whole school system is saturating the "market"...

      or maybe one could claim that one is saturating the world with people...

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    2. Re:then the companies need to offer more money by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      What exactly do you consider a good salary? Entry level software engineering jobs typically pay much more than most entry level positions. $50-60 grand right out of college? Most people consider that pretty good.

      Yes, those jobs often involve a lot of boring work, but so do most jobs. Thats why you get paid for it. I think you've spent too much time watching TV where characters always seem to have fun exciting jobs. But in real life, work almost always involves, well, work.

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    3. Re:then the companies need to offer more money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or maybe one could claim that one is saturating the world with people...

      Not me - I had a vasectomy.

  169. perhaps you're in the wrong field by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    In tech, see, you don't need to "build a business" or "launch a product", just "convince some VCs".

  170. I call Godwin's Law by Xaedalus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You've resorted to denigrating Obama to argue your opinion about whether not a generation of workers suck.

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    1. Re:I call Godwin's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said "denigrating"! You are a racist! You should get fucked to death by a horse!

  171. Re:Carefully now. . . Rants say as much about. . . by khallow · · Score: 1

    Then your confidence is misplaced, much as one of those narcissistic college graduates. The phenomenon isn't new or even that big a deal. Who here really expects college students, most with little to no work experience outside of traditional high school employment like fast food or retail, to understand your work environment? How will the so-called "I deserve" attitude survive a few months of job hunting? They'll learn fast and cease to be the "I deserve" generation, just like the generations before them.

  172. Re:oh really? by hduff · · Score: 1

    This idea that people have to work for years before moving up the ladder and it's all based on experience and not actual skill is bullshit and it needs to stop.

    Uh, guy? I think you're the one they're talking about in the article.

    I'm not sure you understood the rant. You're confusing competence with "experience".

    More experience does not automatically translate into greater skill. If someone is already competent at a task, doing it over and over doesn't make them more successful at doing it. Requiring people to work for years before advancing is aimed squarely at protecting the staus quo and justify the continued employment of people already mentally retired.

    What most people really mean when they talk about "experience" are the social skills and cultural knowledge that come through accumulated years of living. I could argue that WWII vets were way ahead of the curve by virtue of their life experience, so they didn't need the calendar time to achieve the same level of "experience". Many of them were "in charge" and successful at a young age. (I'm not equating the current 20-somethings with war veterans, just saying that a different life experience can produce different results.)

    I would also argue that calendar-based "experience" is often not necessary for effectively accomplishing many things (perhaps until you get to upper management, then just for the politics) just as certifications and degrees do not absolutely predict competence or reflect experience. Some people with decades of "experience" just aren't any damn good at all for some jobs.

    So if you think about it, the generalized assumption that is at the heart of "people have to work for years before moving up the ladder" is not useful as a basis for determining the value of an employee, a general evaluation of their skills, or their overall competency for a particular job. And it's bullshit. And it needs to stop.

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  173. Yes, I quit and ran off to grad. school by DrDitto · · Score: 1

    I started my first software engineering job for a Fortune-50 company at the age of 22. Expecting to do great things, I quickly became bored with "boring tasks" on "boring code". After 2 years I quit and ran off to grad. school. 6 years later I have a PhD. I can't say it was the best move I've ever made, but looking at my first job, it was actually a pretty good gig and not far off from what I'm doing +6 years and PhD! LOL. Live and learn. At least I enjoyed grad. school.

  174. goes both ways by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I'd say very few companies have a sense of loyalty to their employees, so it seems a bit unreasonable to expect the reverse without the quid pro quo. Maybe in a mom-and-pop shop, but not in a mega-corporation.

    I'd say events of the past year or so have if anything validated the idea of "management as top-heavy, who do little and skim money from everything". Dozens of companies didn't fail because their employees were insufficiently invested in their companies; they failed because management fucked up, sometimes due to incompetence, and sometimes due to fraud.

  175. Halitosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kdawson,

    You're probably just getting sick of it. I don't think it has changed much. Every week I seem to meet a new overzealous IT d-bag that believes they deserve 6 figures for getting a degree. Then the same week I meet someone who dropped out of college, is self-taught in assembly and is working at a gas station.

    Blame parents, blame capitalism, blame big business but there's no common denominator. Some of the d-bags have protective rich parents, some have no money no teeth and halitosis. It works both ways.

    What keeps me going every day is knowing there is a better good and that I love my job, despite all the morons. If training morons how to do their own job is what the company wants me to do then so be it. Its better than bagging groceries and it still pays ok. :)

    -Tres

  176. I'M SENIOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm senior software engineer

    son of a bitch college graduate

    college graduate is pig

    do you want promotion?

    do you want overseas posting?

    college graduate is pig disgusting

    kid is a narcissist

    FUCKING COLLEGE GRADUATE!

    1. Re:I'M SENIOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try to work that into Haiku form. Very artistic.

  177. Recession forcing pragmatism on many undergrads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a grad yet, but looking for an internship this summer. CS major at a top 10 university in the U.S. Decent grades (between 3.0 and 3.5 GPA), and near-perfect high school test scores.

    I'm a competent C, Java, and Python coder, with some exposure to C++ and Javascript. I'm also currently working on a large-ish class project, developing an app on Android. Have done independent work building a simple vision system with OpenCV, and am currently working on a Java-implementation of agent-based economic simulation. Spent my last summer managing the campus radio station, organizing and preparing for the fall membership drive, and also fixing up some of the IT infrastructure (i.e. the mp3 server that was sitting in a closet and was fueled by magic, the scrambled mess of a donor database we had, the complete lack of any personnel database, automating credit card donations by fixing up the existing website and payment processor portal, etc.).

    If I had to guess, on a 1-10 scale, I'd put my resume at no higher than an 8. And after the miserable failure that was my first interview 2 weeks ago, I'm pretty sure I'll be flipping burgers in no time flat. And most of my friends are equally desperate for internships, when in past years, 75% of them probably could have landed cushy Wall Street financial thingies, no problem.

  178. It's funny... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    I just recently had a run-in with just this sort of wünderkind... His "portfolio" was a list of URLs to some RAD-Frameworky PHP sites which, seeing as those had no relation to what he was applying for, was less than impressive. So we did the old "test program" bit. Nothing tricky, essentially a 1-to-2 hour mockup to show he knew what the hell a database was and how to use it.

    That night, we get an email that the job is taking him too long, and he's not getting paid, so he's not doing it, but here's a zip file of half of yet another frameworky PHP turd, we can judge him from that.

    So we did. Our new programmer is working out splendidly. Dunno what this kid's doing now though.

  179. I primarily interview for curiosity by xant · · Score: 1

    After ascertaining the necessary baseline of technological expertise, I try to direct all interviews toward trying to find out whether this person is an explorer and researcher, or a doctrinaire user of whatever is force-fed to them.

    There is no short list. Anyone who falls into the second category is out.

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    It's rare that you're presented with a knob whose only two positions are Make History and Flee Your Glorious Destiny.
  180. When interviewing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep a round filing cabinet (trash can) handy. Make sure that the job seeker hears that resume, that took so long to perfect, hit the bottom as he/she exist the room. A dose of reality tends to humble even the best.

  181. You must be unlucky. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Because, where I worked, this WAS how we worked. Our job consisted of parties, traveling (sometimes even booking a whole plane!), checking out the sexy new intern, drinking coffee, playing foosball, phoning some company, and sometimes programming a bit.

    We were the link between a large Internet portal (now defunct) and all the major music labels (soon defunct ;).

    Luckily I always get out, before the ship sinks (and I'm proud of it), so in my eyes, you can have such a job life. :P

    (It was not my fault, that they mismanaged their company. I tried to change policies. But after being punished for actually trying to improve something, I stopped caring, and started to get out and take some insurance with me, in case they wanted to fuck with me.)

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    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  182. Best vs. Senior by Frough · · Score: 1

    While I don't doubt there are many college students who can't hack it in their first few years, you cannot completely close your eyes to the 'gems' that may come from college. You stated: "... as only the most senior people fly overseas, because of the cost." I challenge you to change your thinking to "... as only the most talented fly overseas, because of the cost." Senior does not always mean better and depending on the education, drive, and desire a fresh student has... he or she may quickly surpass even your most senior staff. Be careful when grouping "all" college grads into this category because some (5% maybe) have every right to grow fast in the company.

  183. Not everyone is the bastard you thought they'd be by bwthomas · · Score: 1

    I was recently promoted. There was no hard number attached to the promotion immediately, so when I met with my manager & the VP to discuss my new responsibilities I took the opportunity to put a number out there. A week later when the number was actually delivered to me it was more than 15% higher than the one I had suggested. My manager explained that they didn't want to reduce my salary just because I had misread the situation.

    So, yes; within certain tolerances they will pay you only what they have to pay you to keep you as long as they need you. What you have to understand is that while this is just business it isn't always inhuman.

    You have to think of yourself at all times as a single employee business who's interested in maintaining a relationship with a larger business to mutual benefit. When it ceases to be mutually beneficial then someone will end or change the relationship.

  184. I probably fall in this category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm 24 and graduated two years ago with a 4 year degree in computer science (BS) from a US university. I was offered a good job with a company I interned at. With a desirable offer I still turned it down. Both pay and the position were good- and friends jealous. I felt- and still do that I had talent that nobody else could offer. The offer they made was toward the top of what they were willing to pay and significantly more than anything my graduating school mates were getting.

    I think that there are allot of young people who really don't know what they want or what to expect. Certainly many are under the impression that when school ends they won't have to learn anything new. The problem is this is an over-generalization of youth today.

    I did the math and figured I was worth more than they were offering given my skills. Today I'm entering the same market they had almost succeeded in. They actually had a solid business model that was bringing in the money until a spat between the majority shareholder and CEO tore the company apart. What took 5 years to build up was killed overnight. It's been several months and I've built up a solid business. I'm now making about what I was offered-plus 100% of the company. Give it a year and I'll probably be making significantly more than my school mates and have people working under me. I already have part timers working on projects.

    To sum it up I'm living the American dream. I may not be traveling internationally yet- but I also haven't been in business long. Hmm I take that back. I did make a trip to Canada for a GNU/Linux conference.

  185. Re:oh really? by martypantsROK · · Score: 1

    What a dork Iluvramen is. You actually had to take a programming class in a particular language? What a waste of time. When I got my degree in CS, they didn't teach programming languages. They taught concepts and theory. You were expected to learn programming a particular language on your own. In fact, all of our projects could be done in any language we wanted to, as long as they ran on the University's machines. And your whining about being 22 and not going to get a promotion? It's not your chronological age, but your emotional age that's holding you back. That you think you are the best programmer and employee smacks of self-centered-ness. Being a good employee has as much to do with your EQ - emotional quotient - as your IQ and programming abilities. I wouldn't promote you one half-step until you learned to respect your co-workers' abilities and strengths.

  186. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the unfortunate disadvantage of looking 16 even though I'm almost 22

    I hate to be the one to have to point this out to you, but from the comments of yours I've read here, you seemed to be younger and much more immature than even the 16 years you claim to appear to be.

    You might want to consider that the reason that everyone treates [sic] you as though you were 16 isn't because of how you look, but how you deport yourself.

  187. Don't consider college equal to experience by m3talsling3r · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm a Senior Programmer myself, I've been in the business for over 16 years, and I find myself doing a lot of hiring as well.

    One of the things I've found most valuable is to ignore the college credentials altogether. I look at previous jobs and look for consistency in what they are working on over the past few years or so. If they are focused on narrow range of tech that is relevant to what I'm hiring for, and that focus has a span of a certain amount of years then I will interview them. Otherwise they get put at the bottom.

    In reality most of my best hires have not been college students at all. These are the people that usually learned there stuff early in life and went directly in to pragmatic use of that knowledge. Most of them are either influential in the Open Source community or are Self Employed and loving it.

    I've rarely seen any good work come from a college grad. I usually have to spend at least a year to get them up to speed on how this job really works - how to learn the tech they need to know, what it takes to solve the many problems they will continue to face at random, and simply give them the bare tools and knowledge to do the job they were hired to do. In this field you are doing yourself a grave injustice to go to college instead of working. In the years you've spent learning you have lost the good positions to your peers who decided to get a jump on you and are now holding enough experience to make enough to pay for college out of pocket in one year -- yes even in this economy.

    I do have one slight caveat to my speech here. I am a business owner as well. I run my own company so that I can get the jobs I want to work in. In essence I work for myself but without the freelancer label :). Oh, and I've never been to college a day in my life. I wasted some money on a correspondence course in Hardware Repair for a few months while I watched computers being outdated by the day it seemed, and I coded because it's what I've done since I was 12. I'm 30 now.

    I also run the big projects out there. The ones that IBM, AT&T, Cisco, and Williams F1 Racing hire for. Those are just some of my clients. I'm not trying to be cocky, just trying to point out that this really works -- and it takes a lot of time and effort to get there, so don't waste it in college.

    So to summarize, look for the applicants that have enough stable experience in the tech you are looking to use, college grads will probably disappoint you for the first few years but with enough effort on your part with anyone you can apprentice the type of worker you need and they will be what you need indefinitely .. college is a waste of time unless you are already working and don't give up any work experience while learning.

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  188. Nothing wrong with having goals by MadCat · · Score: 1

    I've been noticing the same trend for a while now, but on the other hand, if someone fresh out of college wants the perks, the travel, the cushy paycheck and so on, that's not necessarily a bad thing as long as they've set that for themselves as a goal to obtain. The problem lies with the bunch that wants to take a shortcut and want that stuff straight from the start. I've seen a few of those during interviews and actually explained that to them as the reason they didn't get the job.

    The one I did hire also mentioned that he would like to be part of the team that deals with all the "cool" stuff, that gets to travel, gets company supplied phones and laptops, and gets that cushy paycheck -- except he said that that was a goal he had set for himself, and that he was more than willing to start at the bottom of the ladder - and that as long as the company treated him well, he'd to the same.

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  189. Nothing New by fooslacker · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new just the same old generation gap that always rears its head when the old and young work together. You just pick the good ones manage their expectations and instill company principles. BTW, principles have to actually be principles not just random sets of rules but hings more basic like "we use financial business cases to make decisions" or "we don't do anything that negatively affects the public perception of the company" or whatever your particular ruling guidelines are.

    In the meantime, try your best not to be the old fart who is determined that it must be done the way it was when you came up. It's about striking a balance and the companies that do that well will have a well integrated workforce that benefits from experience and new thinking all at the same time. Those that don't will become either young, chaotic, and spend themselves into bankruptcy or old and stodgy and unable to adapt until they too die.

  190. much less than previously, though by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pretty much any mainstream economist will tell you that productivity has increased enormously over the past century, due to a combination of factors, technology probably being the biggest. Productivity increases decrease the level of scarcity for any fixed basket of goods to which they apply, because more stuff is produced than previously without an increase in resources.

    Of course, you can take that "productivity dividend" in various forms. One way to maintain the illusion of scarcity is to increase your baseline of what you "need", so you always need the things that have just barely become affordable. Then scarcity is definitionally constant, because what you're really doing is holding scarcity fixed and varying your basket of goods accordingly.

    The netbook trend shows the opposite way you can take the productivity dividend: hold fixed the things you "need", and enjoy the ever-decreasing scarcity by having to give fewer resources (i.e. hours of work) to get those same goods. Applied to other areas, it's quite possible to reduce the amount of work people have to do on average, as long as you increase the "need" baseline slower than the gains from better productivity decrease scarcity. Typically people haven't done that: do Americans use the productivity increases of the past 50 years to work fewer hours? No, they generally use them to increase material consumption; e.g. the average house size has nearly doubled. But that isn't entirely necessary.

    Of course, Bertrand Russell went over all of this in 1932, so it's not particularly novel.

    1. Re:much less than previously, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm with you, I don't know why this post was over looked. A truly great society would be one where everyone's basic needs are met (food,shelter, basic health care), and if you want more than that, you could choose to contribute to society. Governments simply have warped senses of priorities; with today's technology, there is no real scarcity of food, shelter and health care. It is simply a miss allocation of resources.

    2. Re:much less than previously, though by hitmark · · Score: 1

      i blame media, and its hype of the "good" life...

      hell, if its anything thats a indication of scarcity gone haywire, its entertainment...

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    3. Re:much less than previously, though by hitmark · · Score: 1

      i'm tempted to blame our instincts.

      we seem programmed to be gluttons when possible, even if it would make more sense to stash things away for a bad "harvest".

      hell, i think its claimed that the act of shopping triggers much the same response in our brain as the act of bringing home a large prey...

      and the netbook trend is becoming a victim of its own popularity, as the price of netbooks are skyrocketing as bigger screens and more features are added to the base package.

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    4. Re:much less than previously, though by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      There is a huge problem with that. Unless, of course, you don't believe in evolution.

      If evolution is true, meeting everyone's basic needs will lead to population expansion. (Since given the chance, genes will spread).

      Keeping a human alive costs energy (about 500W average, peak loads can go up to 2kw), so it not only costs energy, but actually quite a bit of energy (500W is more than enough to keep a reasonably isolated apartment warm, so compare the heating bill of a normal apartment in New York, keeping a human alive is about the same cost).

      So if we were to somehow do this, population would expand. Total energy, however, would remain limited.

      So your "truly great society" is only possible if
      a) you adopt the forced abortion rule like in China (and accept that this may kill a number of women, a lot of children, and that it will necessitate taking children away from families who've done nothing wrong)
      b) you refuse to believe evolution is true and go on anyway (which is the current way America does it)

      "There is no real scarcity of food, shelter and health care" ... this should be rephrased to "not yet". Unless you're a fundamentalist Christian who fights evolution, and refuses to believe this is true.

      So ultimately (if you are an atheist) this policy will fail. Given that oil is finite, we either discover fusion in the next 50 years, or we meet the absolute energy limits in the next 50 years and have to let people (including Americans) die. Or we postpone letting Americans die by 100 years by resuming massive coal mining and burning.

    5. Re:much less than previously, though by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      So your "truly great society" is only possible if
      a) you adopt the forced abortion rule like in China (and accept that this may kill a number of women, a lot of children, and that it will necessitate taking children away from families who've done nothing wrong)
      b) you refuse to believe evolution is true and go on anyway (which is the current way America does it)

      False dichotomy.

      There are plenty of countries out there with near-zero population growth due to low birth rates, and most of them don't have forced abortion rules.

    6. Re:much less than previously, though by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      That may be true. However all of those countries are overpopulated.

      And in all of those countries groups that do not share the low birthrate are taking over demographically.

      Which is exactly what evolution predicts should happen if any group decides to limit births voluntary : that groups gets selected out (unless something is killing the other group). I once thought that would take ages, even with massive birth differences, but it doesn't.

    7. Re:much less than previously, though by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Does the current system make that any less likely, though? I agree that your points are a potential problem, but they don't seem to be any less of a potential problem for laissez-faire capitalism. The only way I can see it would is if you posit that people would have fewer children if they have to pay for them (versus some basic minimum living standards being universally provided), but I'm not sure that's true; if anything poor people seem to have more children, rather than fewer, even in countries where there's no social safety net or welfare system to speak of.

    8. Re:much less than previously, though by jadavis · · Score: 1

      there is no real scarcity of food, shelter and health care

      Unfortunately, there still is, and that's a fact of life for at least the near future. Ask anyone waiting in line for a doctor, or anyone that lives 30+ miles from work, or anyone in a remote village in Africa where delivery of food is extremely expensive.

      simply a miss [sic] allocation of resources.

      Allocating resources is a non-trivial problem, and not something that can be solved by a benevolent group of bureaucrats.

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    9. Re:much less than previously, though by smashin234 · · Score: 1

      You have absolutly no idea about what your talking about.

      It is not survival of the fittest that is determining population growth, but rather capitalism in the developed nations. It is just not economical to have more then three children unless you make a ton of money. Considering that children on average cost about 100k, its quite a bit if you plan on actually raising the child correctly.

      Capitalism is the one way to control population overgrowth without forced abortion. Now we can argue about issues in third world nations and developing nations, but you can not really argue about the hard stastics in Europe and the US that show that the birth rate is actually lower then the death rate. The only reason the US and a lot of other nations are growing is because of immigration.

      For China, in order to control growth, they had to resort to some sort of population growth since in communism there is no incentive to NOT have a ton of children.

    10. Re:much less than previously, though by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Children only cost much in that their education costs much. Especially if you give them university education or more.

      Other than that, children aren't anywhere near as expensive as you claim. Add to that the fact that, due to efficiency improvements as you learn to deal with kids, the second child is nearly free, and as you go further along the line, children become ever cheaper.

      Muslims do it this way. Lots of kids, not even trying to send them to college (in fact many don't even make secondary education). A visit to any major european city will quickly convince even the most hardheaded sceptic how well this is working.

      Why would anyone need an education in a welfare state ? I dare you to name 1 good reason.

    11. Re:much less than previously, though by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Today, there is NO country (in the west, I'm not talking about islamic dictatorships or communist hellholes) that lets poor people starve.

      There simply isn't any laissez-faire capitalist state where the consequences to "too many mouths to feed" would be death. Doesn't exist. Therefore there isn't any country with a true break on population growth.

      You know, even under the communist hellholes and islamic dictatorships there are few poor that starve (islamic dictatorships kill many of their own people, but it's a problem of killing, not of malnutricion).

    12. Re:much less than previously, though by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      What about sub-Saharan Africa? It seems famines there where lots of poor people starve aren't that uncommon. And yet birth rates are actually higher than in the west.

    13. Re:much less than previously, though by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      The cause of these problems is not the scarcity of resources, but rather the huge surplus of people.

    14. Re:much less than previously, though by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      That's because they have to be. The population in those countries grows. That's a fact, and nobody has the power to change that (and if someone elects to have fewer kids, they are immediately selected out, therefore you see very, very few of those). When it grows too large, a civil war ensues, usually months before people would really start starving.

      And then you have, in most regions, 20-30 years before the population increases enough to re-cause the problem.

      (isn't evolution grand ?)

      But for any individual having children comes down to a simple choice : when (not if) the enemy comes (and in a civil war caused by famine, you don't have to think very long to see who is the enemy : anyone not closely related to you is the enemy*), do you want to face them alone, or with 20 kids, amongst which there will probably be about 10 young men. Not good odds, but a hell of a lot better than facing them alone, and there have been instances of villages growing fast enough to actually keep an army at a distance.

      Even if that threat were somehow eliminated, kids are the only form of pension that exists in sub-saharan africa. It's like a 401(k) plan (and there are days one could rationally claim it works better, even in America).

      In the villages, kids are power (the same is true, btw, in rural America). That's the only reason for a man to claim fatherhood over kids (in Africa, not in America) (yes this is also true for the northern "muslim" regions (visit them and you will understand exactly why that word needs quotes)).

      At least those are the reasons a "taxi" (long term jungle taxi) driver in Congo stated when I asked him.

      * you can find theories about this. In a fight over natural selection (ie. to the death) your friends and enemies are determined by
      a) opportunity. But these bands are loose and remade when a better opportunity arises. Treason occurs frequently and without remorse.
      b) number of genes shared with a person versus total population (in a small group you can not care that you're only distantly related to a person, in a sufficiently large group everything less related than a first cousin (and their kids) is an enemy, and you should try to kill him)

      Within the field of economics there are many papers describing how a "rational atheist" (who wants to optimize his gene survival as per natural selection) would act. Or more to the point : who he would kill, who he would not care about, and who he would die for.

    15. Re:much less than previously, though by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Bertrand Russell was a known Communist sympathizer.

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    16. Re:much less than previously, though by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I think you have a great misunderstanding of evolution. Evolution is not the all-powerful tyrant you seem to imagine. Evolution didn't build us as thinking machines with an ingrained desire to have lots and lots of babies. Evolution built thinking machines that wanted lots of sex, figuring that babies would be the inevitable outcome. Which they no longer are.

      Now that the causal link is broken, evolutionary forces would tend to favor people who want lots of babies in their own right. But evolution works on very long timescales. By the time it starts to catch up, I'm sure we'll be rewriting our genes at will. Evolution is therefore irrelevant to the fertility rates of modern humans in industrialized societies.

      So what does affect human fertility rates?

      In places where people's needs are being met, the birth rate -- and overall population growth -- is far lower than in places where they are not [graph]. Notice that the big gains occur up to about $12000/year, which is about where social scientists plant the "having your needs met" marker.

      Beyond that, the differences are mostly cultural, and relatively adaptable. Even in societies which have traditionally valued big families, birth rates are trending downward. As overpopulation becomes an increasingly important topic, I think that trend will continue.

      You assume that any population control measures would have to be a Chinese-style civil rights nightmare. Many alternatives have been proposed, which would be far more respectful of individual freedom. But given that we already have numerous societies with almost no population growth, your assumptions seem absurd on their face.

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    17. Re:much less than previously, though by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Huh? There are plenty of remote places with fertile soil that can be had for almost no money at all. People happen to like living around lots of other people, and there are a lot of economic benefits to doing so.

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    18. Re:much less than previously, though by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Now that the causal link is broken, evolutionary forces would tend to favor people who want lots of babies in their own right. But evolution works on very long timescales. By the time it starts to catch up, I'm sure we'll be rewriting our genes at will. Evolution is therefore irrelevant to the fertility rates of modern humans in industrialized societies.

      So what you're saying is that due to a magical reversal of of about ... 3 billion years of evolution fixing procreation VERY strongly in place, that all that is just gone due to the formation the human mind. And that we now have ... 1 generation (since directly influencing reproduction will cause a VERY fast reaction from natural selection) of relative normal population growth before natural selection kicks in again, and we all go back to killing eachother just like evolution likes it.

      At best a few generations (and let's not forget that this started, not today, but over 50 years ago).

      I wonder, how you get away with that, saying that some law of nature (in this case the fact that the future will be filled with whoever multiplies now) will somehow exempt you ...

      The future is filled with people who choose NOW, and in the future to have many kids this was true a thousand years ago, a million years ago, a billion years ago. It will still be true tonight, tomorrow, a hundred years from now, and a billion years from now.

    19. Re:much less than previously, though by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      So the solution is not better economics, but just genocide.

      Well that's what just about every leftist government did in the 20th century.

    20. Re:much less than previously, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does anyone "need" a college education as is?

    21. Re:much less than previously, though by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You're still quite confused.

      Sexual reproduction came about 1 billion years ago, not 3 billion. Minor point, though.

      I didn't say that it was "the human mind" that broke the link between sex and reproduction. Mind-having humans are as driven to have sex as any monkey. Contraceptives broke the link. Please read more carefully.

      You claim that A) contraception started over fifty years ago (agreed), and B) that natural selection will outmaneuver us within a generation (utter bollocks... evolution just isn't that fast). So why is the per-person reproductive rate still going down? Why have some countries been flat for decades? Shouldn't evolution have already started them skyrocketing again?

      Your entire argument ignores the *absolute* *incontrovertible* *fact* that evolution is no longer the primary driver of change in the species. Though evolution didn't stop, technology drives us forward now.*

      Within a generation or two, far too little time for evolution to cope, our species will be selecting its own genes and controlling how or if they manifest. If you're stricken with an insatiable, physical need to have a dozen children, you won't have a dozen children; you'll have an appointment with a psychopharmacologist who will give you a pill to stop your cravings.

      * You take a baby from ancient Egypt and give him to a couple in modern Denmark, or vice versa, and both would do about as well. Both would adapt rather easily to conditions quite alien to their parents and grandparents. That's because our highly plastic minds are so very adaptable. Try making such a swap between any other modern creature and an equally different ancestor.

      Memes also play a role. I would posit that a sufficiently strong set of memes against uncontrolled reproduction would be sufficient to stabilize population, even without new breakthroughs in technology.

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  191. depends on the options, I suppose by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know plenty of people who didn't really give up the mixture of idealism, narcissism, and aversion to being a cog in someone else's machine, even after graduating and entering the "real world". The trick, though, is that you can only really do it in an uncompromising way if you always have an out, so the moment you don't want to be that cog, you really have an alternative and can leave.

    I may have a rather warped view of this, since a disproportionate number of my friends and acquaintances are Silicon Valley techies. It's not a free pass by any means--- the easiest way to pull in a good salary is still to work for some large tech company. But it's surprisingly easy to make enough off ad revenue to support a modest lifestyle without bosses or a "real job".

  192. It's the parents by capn_nemo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As someone who's watched this generation growing up (I'm 43), and who's friends all have kids, and who has been partnered with someone for several years with kids, I can say the fault lies with how we parent today (we meaning the American middle class). I'm definitely way over on the left and liberal, but am stunned that parents universally no longer punish their children *at all* (can't scar the kids now, can we?). Nor do schools (wouldn't want a lawsuit). No no no - you have to *encourage* them to behave appropriately. Which amounts in effect to beating them with the proverbial Carrot.

    It's really a major shift in our culture, and kids now expect to be rewarded for merely appropriate behavior, and have no idea what responsibility even means. I realize I start to sound like a cranky old man, but I don't think this is an age issue - I mean, up until the modern generation, punishment (often physical) was how parents kept kids in line, but we've shifted to a different paradigm, and well, now we have the problems this post is talking about.

    The really interesting question is what will happen over the next 30 years, as this same Gen-MEMEME group actually has to suffer through real life, and becomes the leaders and bosses of tomorrow, and whether they'll be psychologically equipped to handle it.

    I suppose it's a perfect irony - we trash the planet, then guarantee the generation left to inherit it can't possibly cope.

    Stop the world, I want to get off.

    $.02

    1. Re:It's the parents by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Old people have been complaining about kids since we had old people and kids. News at 11.

      I'm definitely way over on the left and liberal, but am stunned that parents universally no longer punish their children *at all* (can't scar the kids now, can we?). Nor do schools (wouldn't want a lawsuit). No no no - you have to *encourage* them to behave appropriately

      As opposed to the good old days, where children were to be seen and not heard, and you were free to take a whip to your kids at any time for any reason.

  193. Software Programmer in SoCal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I totally agree with your assessment of the recent college graduates that are being produced. In my last job I was responsible for hiring entry level field technicians getting paid. $16/hr. 90% of them would complain about the work they had to do, or the hours, and all I kept thinking is..."your incentive is your paycheck", you came to me looking for a job, not the other way around. I am extremely worried about this new generation because it just feels like they are plain lazy. They don't want to work and they expect everything to be given to them. When I got my first job, the competition was fierce, there was no outsourcing at the time, I would have love to travel anywhere even in the United States. Learning new skills was part of my upward movement, not something that I went to my boss and said look what I did, no whats my reward. Thats the kind of thing that my 4 year old says to me when he cleans his room. College graduates should know better. Unfortunately the only thing that is going to change that generation is for them to experience failure in life. It is not until we fail, that we learn to pick up ourselves and try again until we succeed. Hopefully the current depression we are in will be a wake up call for the whole lot. Our director recently called an emergency conference call where he told everyone pay increases were not happening this year. I was the first one to pipe up on the call and say, "I'm fine with that, I would rather have a job with no pay increase than no job at all right now."...

  194. It is not just skills... by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 1

    So, first of all, you have already put yourself into a group that most likely does NOT fall into the students described in the original post because you have interest in proving yourself, rather than just getting rewards. In that respect, if you keep in mind that it takes hard work to get bonuses and perks, etc in the real world, you are way ahead.
    In terms of skills - really nail your classwork. Think of a BS as the foundation of a house. It is not glamorous, but if laid well, you will have no problem building the rest of the house which can be as fancy as you want it.
    If you are looking to add to areas you don't cover in school (say over the summer), try to get internships that have you actually work with development groups (or whatever area you are interested in, like sys admin stuff). If you can't get an internship, then decide on some area you find interesting (distributed computing, OS, web, etc) and just learn as much as you can. Or pick up some framework you don't see in school (Spring, EJB, .NET, etc) and get familiar with it.
    Be aware though - there is NO ONE MAGIC TECHNOLOGY. JAVA, .NET, Linux, etc, they are all just TOOLS. If you learn the basics of why things work the way they do, you can pick up any and all of this later. Tech changes in the marketplace, you cannot pick "the one perfect tech". When I started there was pretty much just C/C++. Along the way I learned all the other languages and went back to school for a masters degree in Software Engineering. Almost all companies do not expect college grads to know everything under the sun, they are like pro football scouts - they look for raw talent. Just keep an attitude that is helpful and inquisitive, always work to improve yourself, and actually enjoy your work, bust your ass and you will do better than the majority.

  195. foreign travel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, my job used to send me on travel to other countries. My first trip was to Hawaii (i know, not another country), but then after that it was 12+ times to Greenland, once to McMurdo, the Middle East, Spitzbergan, and a few others. Woohoo real exciting. The trips weren't bad, but being gone for a month a time without knowing a return date gets old after getting a family. I'm glad not to travel oversees any more and to keep it in the states. Departure and return dates are still decided last minute, but I know that I could always drive home if I had to.

  196. Consumer helping hand... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Its why there was so much consumer debt - people thought they were entitled to a lifestyle beyond their means, and were willing to take loans to get it.

    Whew, good thing we can pin all this on the young and ignorant consumer. For a minute there I was thinking those old cranky bastards that ran the banks that approved all these bad loans might had something to do with it...

    Sure glad to know my tax dollars are going to the wise and honest ones.

    Yes, I do know that the consumer is mostly at fault here, but the guy pushing credit card apps like crack cocaine at every campus sure as hell isn't helping the situation. Never has.

  197. Whiny Ranters by Ironpoint · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These type of rants are ALWAYS from whiny insecure non-degreed programmers who have maxed out their career potential. It's obvious that programmers without degrees would desire to mitigate the value of their competitors CS degrees. If put into a hiring position, they will be reluctant to hire someone more qualified than themselves. Non-degreed programmers effectively try to "unionize" against degreed programmers through hiring practices and propaganda such as this topic.

  198. Re:solution: by icebike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How did this get modded troll?

    The points made are perfectly valid, although the conclusions are somewhat misguided.

    The reasons schools are not keeping up with the industry complexity is because the complexity is out of control.

    We are losing the ability to build these things (complex buildings, software projects, networks,etc) with the entry level help that was usable in the past.

    Its not a fault of the schools. Its a fault of the constant piling on of complexity while continuing to write/build everything from the ground up.

    This is why projects like Linux and Android are so important.

    Its going to be necessary to either standardize building blocks and automate large subprocesses, or stretch college to age 30.

    I've hired CS grads. It takes a year to un-teach them so that the can be come useful enough to find and fix a simple bug.

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  199. Re:solution: by dasmoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seems like the narcissists don't agree with your ideas. They seem to have all the mod points.

  200. Whiny Entitled Marketing Majors too by cemulli · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of this entry from a short while back. The whiny marketing major makes you feel a bit better about the narcissistic entitlement you encounter with developers, huh?

  201. It shows that you are genuinely interested by 123beer · · Score: 1

    I don't share their enthusiasm - why is self-teaching so amazing? Am I really that cool for doing the simplest thing ever - teaching myself. Or are the other people I'm being judged against too fucking retarded to teach themselves?

    So, I have a pretty sweet job, working with very, very talented people to solve meaningful/challenging software problems.

    Sometimes I get to go recruiting for interns on college campuses. Every kid hands me the same resume. They've taken the same classes and maybe have a tiny bit of "professional experience" (eg nothing akin to a substantial contribution to a large scale, commercial software project). That's not surprising; they're in the same school, following the same curriculum.

    The first thing I ask a potential recruit? "What types of programming or techy/geeky things do you do in your free time?" It doesn't matter if what you do is even remotely related to our sub-field (although, of course, it helps). The fact that you're one of the 5% or less that are genuinely interested enough to experiment on your own sets you apart.

    And that's not just some random question to separate out a random group of people. When it comes time to work on some serious coding/software architecture tasks full time, you'd better really enjoy it or your life and the work you produce is going to suck.

  202. Re:Carefully now. . . Rants say as much about. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you have the same mindset as the SpuriousLogic, and so GP's post applies to you just as much. Economy may be bad, but confidence and the intelligence to back it up goes a long way.

  203. Mod +1 by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

    (Sympathy vote!)

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  204. Reality Is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it strange that I (a twenty-something) actually had a very realistic view of the world, more so than my peers at university, and actually ended up dropping out of university after two years because it was slowly training me to have an incredibly unrealistic view?

    While I've been working hard and living the life that I genuinely like living, my friends who have gotten their degrees have gone nowhere in a hurry because you don't get your BA and magically become middle class, gainfully employed, and have a house and a relationship. Most of my friends have actually had a really, really hard time coping with it. It's funny, in a pathetic and sad kind of way.

  205. Upward creep in expectations, reversed by crash by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    One problem is the "middle class", according to the Wall Street Journal, now starts at around $250K/yr. Few people will ever make that much money. But most college graduates think they will, or at least did until Q4 2008. There's been an upward creep in expectations during the boom. This happens during booms; it happened in 1922-1929. It's not an age thing; it's a boom thing.

    The extreme form of this is seen in MBA students. The major MBA schools had (definitely "had") become feeder teams for consulting firms and Wall Street, which, for a while, really was seen as a path to becoming a multimillionaire before turning 30.. In New York City, finance employs 10% of the people, but pays 40% of the salaries. (Well, it did; those are 2007 numbers.)

    Being in the robotics field, I saw the better robotics people going off to finance. But recently, I was over at Stanford, and was chatting with a grad student who'd been at Lehman Bros. and was back in computer science, which now looked more stable than finance. The traffic direction has reversed.

    We might even see smart people going into manufacturing again. Which we need.

  206. Who is the narcissist? by californication · · Score: 1

    The expectation of travel is stupid, why would an engineer care about being sent here and there? If you want to travel to exotic places, just figure out how to make the most money using the smallest amount of time possible, make your own business on the side and send yourself on a nice vacation. Otherwise, you could do what I did and just move somewhere nice like San Diego and work there.

    As for expecting constant rewards, what is wrong with thinking that learning a new skill gives you a leg up on the competition? You say "you are expected to learn new technology" as if everyone puts forth effort to learn new technology. Based on my experience, the older the person is, the less likely they are to give two shits about learning new technology. They are perfectly happy in their ways, even if that means refusing to write object oriented code and instead writing C++ using giant functions that resembles a goto-filled BASIC program, and the manager is happy as long as it works and doesn't take forever to do. So if this new grad learns technology A, and the senior programmer who's still writing using Delphi doesn't bother to learn that new technology A, and the company finds a use for technology A, guess who's more likely to get a reward?

    Of course, instead of encouraging him, you simply kill his motivation, and for what? I don't think it has to do with being an old grad or a new grad, certain people are just inherently narcissistic.

  207. The kids are adapting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To me this seems rather simple. Corporations offered less and less of what they required for themselves to their employees, stability, growth, increasing Profits, respect, and development of new skills/markets. The youngest generation is learning that work isn't very worthwhile as a result. They are taking the attitude toward business that they REQUIRE the same qualities in their work that the business itself requires. In short the pendulum swings, this generation has adapted to corporate greed brilliantly, by using the same strategy. Good for them I say, and good for everyone else as well.

  208. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's based on the medieval apprentice, journeyman, and master system, which labor unions still use to this day (in an updated way) if you want to become a licensed plumber, electrician, mason, or hvac tech. It goes back to era of building castles with brick heavy enough to crush your leg or blacksmithing weapons/tools from molten ore. Mistakes by a rookie or wannabe could cost someone their life.

    Back in the Roman era it was simpler. If you botched the job, soldiers either beat, killed or enslaved you, in addition to taking all your money. So people minded their Ps and Qs.

    The Aztecs disposed of their screwups by sacrificing them to the "volcano god". Asking smart alecky questions (like sarcastically saying "volcano god") was dealt with in the same straightforward manner. Unemployment and layoff, same fiery solution.

    So, thank God you were born in the present. You're probably lucky to still be alive.

  209. STOP GENERALIZING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are those who work their asses off and get rich, and there are those who perfect the ability to get what they want without working hard at all. It's not just one way or the other.

  210. Guys I hear this is a new complainoh wait... by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

    Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

  211. A bit too much being said - not enough details by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    A bit too much being said - not enough details. I think another commentator felt your post was narcissistic in itself. I would agree.

    1) Is there a personality clash between yourself and your (younger) co-workers?
    2) Are you narcissistic and afraid other narcissists will get ahead of you?
    3) Are you jealous that a younger person might actually be getting ahead?

    I'm one of the newer graduates going into the work force. I don't think it is necessarily bad to try and get ahead.

    All I know is:
    1) The current grads are going to have the burden of taking over all the retiring boomers' jobs. In some way we'll have to get ahead fast.
    2) The whole posts smells of the attitude: When I was in college, the arrogant rich kids with the bad grades always thought only they would get the best jobs.

    While its easy to generalize, maybe talking to other young new grads working for your company might give a different perspective. The company I work for is very well off and probably 50% of the workforce is under 35 - unusual for the type of industry we are in. I haven't met any of the arrogant know-it-all types.

  212. Kids? How about Americans period... by pavera · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I am an American, but I really think in general, as a society, we have become so completely "entitled" in the last 20-30 years it is insane.
    Back in the day (IE 70s early 80s) it was EXPECTED that you work 70-80 hours a week for at least 5-10 years if you wanted to be a millionaire.

    If you wanted to be able to send your kids to college that MEANT BY DEFINITION that you worked 80 hour weeks to try to make the money it took. I remember growing up the 8 years my dad spent building his business up from nothing, he never took a single day off family vacations were at most 2 days long (aka a weekend non of this pansy 3 or 4 day work week crap), he worked mon-sat and most sundays for 8 STRAIGHT YEARS. This was 100% NORMAL back then. Everyone I meet these days thinks that they are going to start the next google and just have a billion dollars dropped in their laps.

    And even people who aren't "starting" something think they automatically DESERVE a college education, a 6 figure income, and a couple vacation homes. That is absolutely bizarre! Used to be that you had to have good grades, a proven track record of work, and at least a minimal ability to reason to get accepted to college... My college experience in the late 90's was so seriously lacking in any sort of actual intellectual stimulation that it was a complete waste of time and money. Being relatively ambitious, a quick learner, and motivated I was extremely disappointed to start 4 more years of high school. It was just as bad, stupid kids making lame excuses for why they couldn't spend 20 minutes doing some lame assignment.

    Worse still are the welfare jerk offs like the octomom that just expect society to take care of them regardless of their complete lack of contribution. America in general is suffering because as a society we have become entirely too "entitled". If we don't wake up soon, the chinese and indians who are willing to work 80-100 hour weeks to make their lives better will steal the world out of our lazy hands. Everyone just better step up and start working your butts off and quit whining about not getting paid enough, if you make enough for a) housing b) food c) clothes (and not a penthouse in manhattan, filet mignon, and gucci, but a 2 bedroom apt, top ramen, and levis) then you make enough to live and work. So get to FREAKING WORK! LAZY PUNKS!

  213. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However,

    I work for one of the best companies to work for according to some report somewhere. I am a greenie...and NO ONE LISTENS TO ME. When they do and my ideas are used to replace old systems that no one at this huge company with experience ever thought of...it gets so caught up in red tape and office politics that it goes NO WHERE!

    DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALL THOSE EXPERIENCED IT GURUS SIT THERE AND DO? They tell my boss I don't know jack shit because I'm a greenie and then they turn around and use my ideas and claim it was their own.

    I'd agree. There are a lot of greenies that need to grow up and get real..but there are also a lot of experienced IT people that do nothing more but generate red tape...and hand out TPS Reports. There are a lot of experienced IT people that make their careers off of greenies...making them look like fools...and getting the greenies almost fired just to keep them under their thumb as a good little producer...

    How is this a story worth reporting? Idiots are being interviewed...so what's new? Idiots that think they are perfect and flawless don't get anywhere in anything...they just spin their wheels and burn out on the life they never could have had.

  214. I'll second that. by jcr · · Score: 1

    When I interview people, I look for the things they've done BESIDES their education.

    What I look for is the ability to solve a problem they've never seen before. I ask them for examples of such situations, and how they addressed them.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:I'll second that. by saiha · · Score: 1

      This is why I pretty much beg friends/acquaintances who are in college to do independent work and to get internships early. Yes you may be fetching coffee as a freshman intern, but that's way better than fetching it as a senior and having nothing to put on your resume.

  215. The problem from my point of view by hagbardC1 · · Score: 1

    As a young (not yet grad) student that has worked on and off in between school the biggest problem for me is the reality of the 9-5 work week. It sucks. I first went through a 2 year computer technology program that taught mostly in Java. It was challenging, and fun. Learning data structures, operating systems and having interesting assignments based around that kind of thing, or hacking away at assembly code. That kind of thing was always interesting. But when I went off to my first Co-op job for a semester the reality quickly switches and all I get to do is be bossed around by some guy with less education than myself to do all the crap jobs. No big deal though, its a co-op job and my first in the industry. After that I landed a pretty good job doing Java, PHP, SQL kinda stuff with a lot of responsibility and great bosses at a small software firm. Still though, wasn't nearly as interesting as school so I decided to go back, this time transferring into university. Now, every time I go and apply at a position the majority of the jobs are the same sort of thing. The actual work might be ok, but I hate, HATE being stuffed into office buildings. It seems like every single time I get a new job they are almost never prepared for me and being a young worker I get put wherever they can "fit" me. The real problem though, is that through school we learn to work at oddball hours, on our own time and we get the job done. But as soon as we migrate over to the workplace we are forced to work 9-5, 40 hours a week, sometimes have to wear ties and dress up even if we never speak to clients anyway. I suppose I just find it incredibly frustrating knowing that we've got the technology to be able to work from home, or wherever and still i'm forced to go through the monotony of this factory-like existence on a weekly basis. So, I wouldn't consider myself someone expecting more than I'm worth. I just wish more companies in the IT sector would make the move towards work flexibility. Working on my own schedule is my biggest want in a job, but it is often hard to find as a young programming, in my experience so far. Plus, it should also be considered that all of us young guys are often without a family, mortgage, car payments and all of the other "freedom" traps that the older generation have to deal with. As a result its harder to keep me simply because if I get bored, I leave and go elsewhere and unfortunately it doesn't take me long to get bored of office life.

  216. Don't worry. But do quake.... by The_Steel_General · · Score: 1

    It will get worse for about the next 10-15 years. At which point this current crisis will peak -- with a peak like WWII or the Revolutionary War. At that point, it will turn out that what we'll need is a bunch of young adults who think they are the most important people in the world. And who will do what they need to do to get what they want.

    It happened before, it'll happen again.

    TSG

    1. Re:Don't worry. But do quake.... by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      We need that like we need a fucking hole in the head. What we really need is people to stop being so fucking selfish and realise there own limitations. Then they're more likely to work together, or at least with others that have complimentary skills.

      Btw, we already have young "adults" who think they are the most important people in the world and will do what they need to do to get what they want. That's the problem and it's getting worse.

  217. fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a recent college grad and have to say that we have put a pretty large amount of self worth on ourselves after graduation. This probably came from getting work experience from various internships and the idiology that we hold the future. It is definitly up to the employer to weed out the useless self absorber and help those with potential come back down to earth.

    Luckily for me, I love my job and do get to travel internationally :)

  218. Agile? by kramulous · · Score: 1

    Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the Agile programming philosophy? I mean, not the pretending to listen, but the actual listening part.

    As a mid-thirty year old, desperately trying to avoid management of any type (particularly the paper trail type) so I can keep programming, this has been the crux of my job to date. And I absolutely love it. I love rocking up to some new professorial chamber when they've heard of the HPC group I work for and the services we provide, sitting down and letting them rattle on about something they want simulated that they've never had, nor fully understood, the resources for. Essentially you repeat everything back to them, trying carefully to use *their* language and introducing some basic language of my own (as it generally will become a long lasting relationship and a common language is essential). The goal is not to try and impress them with your knowledge (as I suspect it would be pretty easy for them to turn the tables) but to develop the trust and understanding.

    It's my job to then go back to my newbs/grunts/minions (who I hand pick from a class I teach in Mathematical Sciences - only reason for continuing this one semester per two year position is for recruitment purposes) and get them to code up the basic crap I don't want to do ... keeping the fun, typically large scale algorithmic, stuff for myself (occasionally dangling the carrot and getting one of them to do it).

    --
    .
    1. Re:Agile? by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Agile is (partly) about stakeholder buy-in and continual evaluation of your targets and goals, so yeah, I guess you could call it that.

      Me, I just call it good business sense, both for a contractor and a client. If your customer wants something done his way, then it behooves him to be paying attention and checking out what you show him when you ask him if that's what he wants.

      --
      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
  219. It's the boomers all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's boomers all over again - another "me" generation brought up in a period of unusual prosperity, thinking knowing that [b]they[/b] are special.

    The booming economy causing anyone with pulse and a degree to be instantly hirable. And multinationals wanted people willing to go anywhere, anywhen and work 24/7. (Forget those oldies with children and a life!)

    Over the last decade or so we have also seen a slashing of quality in Universities in the Anglophone world to the point that a bachelor's degree doesn't count for much (the status quo in the US, I know) due to the pressures to have students graduate (Decades ago, my first lecture was: "see the two guys next to you? One one of you will be here in four years")

    Combine this with the Paris Hilton effect and there is a whole generation unprepared for reality, (on which pleanty of psyc. papers have been written), and particularily the reality of a downturn. They'll all get a rude shock but the good ones will adapt, as the young always do.

    The arrogant and stupid will crash - unless they have a trust fund and 'connections' in which case they'll take to politics.

  220. High Expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't expect trips to Paris or Vail. I thought I would be able to afford an apartment and not live with my parents well into my 30s.

  221. Re:Kids? How about Americans period... by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what alternate reality you came from, but in the actual United States of the 1970s and 80s, the majority of people who did well for themselves (well enough to send their kids to college, anyway) did not work 70-80-hour weeks. If you want to run you own business, sure, but the salaried office job was not invented yesterday. I know plenty of people who pulled in excellent salaries working 40-hour weeks at companies like Boeing, IBM, and Amoco in the 1970s.

  222. Dashed Expectations by softegg · · Score: 1

    I fully expected that there would be a nuclear holocaust before I graduated college, and if I was *lucky* enough to survive, I'd be scavenging for gasoline and medicine across a bombed out radioactive wasteland. Wasn't that how we were taught the 80's were going to end?

    I find myself supremely disappointed, and ill-prepared for the continuation of modern society.

  223. These are all just symptoms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...of the core fact that people are, mostly, vermin. All these articles about student attitudes or internet throttling or idiot bills in Utah... they all source from the same thing: people are shitbags.

  224. Mom & Dad helped! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the fellow touted that he learned EJB all by himself, he intended to contrast that with how he learned C++ with the help of mom & dad.

  225. suckle from tit ? hell yeah. by unity100 · · Score: 0, Troll

    if i can find any tit to suckle today, i would suckle it without thinking twice. or maybe it would depend on the tit. but one thing is certain - i would definitely be positive towards suckling it.

    i dont know what the hell do you americans have against tits and suckling and mommies and whatnot. its not as if they are in high supply in modern world.

  226. It's is possibly cyclical. by zeruch · · Score: 1

    The 'me' decade (the 1980s) saw a similar set of expectations (maybe couched differently and with more pastel fashion, but essentially an entitlement gap emerged). I suspect what is being observed now is the same type of pop culture fallout to some degree.

  227. Am I Narcissistic? by pinkfloydhomer · · Score: 1

    I am one of those young developers, I've got about three years of full time experience after university.

    I didn't expect the things you mention, but I expected something else.

    I expected a focus on quality and a need for the knowledge and experience I had gained before and during my formal education. I expected software companies to take software as serious as bridge building engineering companies take bridge building.

    What I have found in the companies that I have been in and that I know of otherwise, is that the even the most basic of quality requirements and technical decency are rejected.

    Just make the quickest and dirtiest fix and ship something that is at best a broken prototype. That WILL come back to bite our proverbial ass later.

    Whenever I question this or try to go for the long term quality solution and do things the right way, I get a response from seniors that feels a little bit like they think I am just being narcissistic. Just make it work. Quickly. No time for the fancy stuff (meaning the most basic stuff). Just keep pushing a growing mountain of technical debt in front of you.

    1. Re:Am I Narcissistic? by OSXCPA · · Score: 1

      Ignore the pop psychology old-fart ranting here. You may join that club later. Keep your focus on quality, and if you can't get it at work, start your own firm and out-compete the idiots. I hope to run into people like you in the workforce, as it is difficult to find 'focus on quality' people after a few years out of school, because it usually gets beaten out of them via the process you describe.

    2. Re:Am I Narcissistic? by Xylene2301 · · Score: 1

      Better still, learn to live off the grid and leave these corporations who have farmed out the tech jobs offshore and skimmed the fat off the US economy to fend for themselves. You're smart; why bust your butt for these assholes.

    3. Re:Am I Narcissistic? by OSXCPA · · Score: 1

      Ok, that's an option. I assumed the poster was talking about entering the conventional workforce, but off the grid works, if you have the wherewithal to make it work. I defer to you - I know little of it.

  228. Err, disregard that. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    since you can keep one multiplicand in the 8-bit range

    Oops. 10 is pretty clearly in the 8-bit range. Guess I shouldn't post before having my first cup of coffee in the morning.

  229. Re:Guys I hear this is a new complainoh wait... by daveime · · Score: 1

    They tyrannize their parents, contradict their food, and gobble their teachers.

    There, fixed that for you.

  230. Re:oh really? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    It goes back to era of building castles with brick heavy enough to crush your leg or blacksmithing weapons/tools from molten ore. Mistakes by a rookie or wannabe could cost someone their life.

    Oh yeah? You haven't seen the carnage that rookies or wannabes can cause if they get their hands on power tools.

  231. The dumbest, most obvious website ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a perfect summary of the "I'm special" header.

    Nobody makes anybody work.

    Go ahead, don't work. See if I care.
    (As long as you don't ask me to pay for your life)

    As for robots, until we reach the singularity, why would robots decrease employment? This must be written by a guy who read so little history at school that he doesn't know who the Luddites and plug-drawers were. Have we had less employment since the invention of the steam engine-powered loom? Don't make me spit.

  232. caused by the education system... by sornord · · Score: 1

    We have had a generation, maybe two, that have been pushed through school with self-esteem pushed above academics, creating a situation where (as summed up by a friend of mine,) "we have a nation full of kids who are dumber than a box of rocks but feel great about themselves."

  233. Having billionaire parents helped a lot too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text

  234. The key is in the relationship by JerryQ · · Score: 1

    After 32 years in this business, ouch, I have come to the conclusion that the graduate problem is as follows: At college they are the customer, and the college the supplier, they are presented with a computer and 'patted on the head' when they make it do something complicated. They arrive in the workplace and think it the same, the difference actually is that they are now the supplier (of skill) and the establishment is the customer. The computer is there to help the establishment, and they are there to help the computer help the establishment. They still expect to be patted on the head for making it do something complicated, and don't recognise that they are there to help the business. This is very curable, I usually take them to meet users and introduce them to the concept of empathy, a trait often lacking in IT graduates ;-).

  235. To quote equilibrium quoting Yeats by Bolzano-Weierstrass · · Score: 1

    But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
    I have spread my dreams under your feet;
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

  236. That's funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A meritocracy is counter to traditional Asian cultural values: in principle you are judged by you capability (merit) and can be quickly promoted or demoted based on performance. This flies in the face of traditional Asian principles like filial duty and patronage.

    When people invoke the principle of meritocracy, they mean to reject systems of seniority and tenure which are used to filter and select people for roles. In practice, it may well be that this is the only way to measure merit systematically, but again the idea of meritocracy is to recognize individual ability rather than to subjugate the individual to systematic rules.

  237. Who's the coward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find this somewhat surprising, and not the impression of the people I've studied or worked with so far, but my empirical data isn't that big. And I find the last thing said about "award" strange. What is meant by award, and do you seriously mean that everyone is expected to know Enterprise Java Bean? I've been working with it for one month now in my new job, and it's not the simplest thing to learn. Yes, you can be expected to keep updated in general as a developer, but knowing more special things, that few other IT-people know, makes you a specialist, and thus you have a big advantage when it comes to company in need for said speciality.

    All in all I think that IT-people have been too slack about fighting for their rights, and are usually bossed way to much around, so this makes me all in all more optimistic about workers right for IT-people in the future. However, when you look at more senior IT-people;
    * They're usually not organised (compared to workers in other industries)
    * They often let their frustations out on junior people: Which seem to be because "I didn't get anything better, even though I should have, so you sure as hell don't!"

    Senior IT-people has done enough of fucking up for themselves and others, I say the young divas are the least of our worries!

    I've done my part at least, I quit my last job because all my hard-working co-workers were treated like shit, and I've gone without a job 3,5 months because of that. And again; You whine that the new guys should be more appreciative!?

    Organised Java Developer with 2 years of empirical data.

  238. Said The Crotchety Old Man by ThomasLB · · Score: 1

    In my day, we all had crappy jobs, with low pay and long hours and soul-crushing tedium- and we were grateful!

  239. My 20 year old daughter - media influences by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    My 20 year old daughter just boomeranged from college, mid-sophomore year. I could see this train wreck coming because of what I called her "MTV Spring Break" view of college: she had been provided with a fable of how college is "supposed" to be (i.e. throwing up naked on cheezy motel room beds in Daytona). She got to experience this "authentic" college life but unfortunately couldn't hold up the academic end of things.

    The relevance to the original story is how media-fed these young adults have become. All their expectations about life after school are formed by TV and the internet. I'm 50 and so glad I'm not coming of age today. It was hard enough in the 70's and 80's but today there is a lot more baggage to overcome.

  240. And about 5 centuries later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers."
    - Plato, attributed to Socrates

    ("cross their legs"?)

  241. that's not really "much" more by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Sure, $50-60k out of college isn't bad, but there are plenty of liberal-artsy jobs that start at $40-50k, so it's not an amazing differential. If you want to actually attract people into the field who wouldn't have otherwise come, as tech companies claim they're interested in doing, you have to offer a bigger differential than that. Basically, people have other options, and are taking them. Tech companies don't want to do the capitalist thing to entice new employees into the field (if supply is low at a given price, the price is too low), so instead they whine to Congress about H-1Bs.

    1. Re:that's not really "much" more by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      "but there are plenty of liberal-artsy jobs that start at $40-50k"
      Ha! Like what? According to my old university's post-graduation report, the average salary of a liberal arts grad is $35 grand. And the only major in there that is at or over $40 grand is International Studies. But thank you for confirming that your view of the job market is completely out of touch with reality.
      Also, even if your numbers were right, most people consider 20% a pretty significant differential.

      "Tech companies don't want to do the capitalist thing to entice new employees into the field (if supply is low at a given price, the price is too low)"
      Oh no, supply is not low at all. There is a huge population in India and China who are willing to take those jobs. The concern tech companies have is not a business concern, but a patriotic concern. They understand that if Americans continue at this rate, we will not remain a tech leader for very long.

      "so instead they whine to Congress about H-1Bs."
      Most of the people I hear whining about H-1Bs are not companies but engineers worried about having increased competition for their jobs. Of course I know you are not among those, since you have already stated your support for doing "the capitalist thing" (and of course having the government artificially cut the supply to increase the price is antithetical to the principles of capitalism).

      --
      Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
    2. Re:that's not really "much" more by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      According to my old university's post-graduation report, the average salary of a liberal arts grad is $40k, and there are plenty of majors above that. Political science is $51k, international relations is $48k, even majoring in Human Resources nets you $44k.

      Forgive me if I have zero belief that there is any "patriotic concern" among companies. They want cheaper labor than they can get now; that's their sole motivation.

    3. Re:that's not really "much" more by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Either your university has a very good liberal arts program, very skewed statistics, or it is located in an area where most grads end up somewhere with a high cost of living (like California). Or you really suck at reading statistics. Here are the nationwide numbers. Political science is the only one over 40 grand, everything else is in the mid 30's or lower, with an average starting salary for liberal arts majors of $33,258. Meanwhile CS grads make $56,921 on average. So please, save yourself the embarrassment and give up this ridiculous claim.

      And human resources is a business degree, not liberal arts.

      "Forgive me if I have zero belief that there is any "patriotic concern" among companies. They want cheaper labor than they can get now; that's their sole motivation."
      They are getting cheaper labor, from India and China. They aren't going to just hire spoiled Americans who think they are entitled to starting salaries right out of college of what, 70 grand?

      --
      Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
  242. Problems With the Workplace, Too by EgoWumpus · · Score: 1

    I think you have a great point here; most workplaces don't have much idea how to effectively use highly-academically-trained individuals. Most workplaces expect a high-school educated person; they know their 'letters and numbers', and the jobs are geared towards that entry level as a result. However, when you have people who are capable of higher-level thinking, most jobs simply don't know how to integrate them effectively.

    That doesn't mean buy them a plane ticket for Rome, of course, but it does mean treating them as something more than one more drone.

    --

    [Ego]out

  243. Screw your question by intheshelter · · Score: 1

    Just what are you implying is wrong with Cedar Rapids, IA? This smells like Jihad to me!!

  244. WTF is with all the Work Travel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Work travel is a job detriment. You're supposed make a lot working as close to the comfort of home as possible and travel interesting places in your own time. Do 'kids' really think IT consultants are being sent off to Paris to check out the sights?

    If these kids are truly smart they'd be asking for tons of money, short work hours, and 100% telecommute. Then spend every weekend at the beach.

  245. Gee, so different than when WE were young, right? by OSXCPA · · Score: 1

    Every generation hits the workforce and has some illusions that need shattering. Welcome to middle age - that time in life when you meet youthful inexperience in others and instead of seeing a variation of yourself through the lens of current culture, the 'new youth' are just SO much more pathetic, immature, etc. than you EVER were. I'm 40 and work with mostly 22-26 year olds at a consulting firm. These kids are just like me and my peers were at their age temperment-wise. Yah, they can be immature - they are also fresh, enthusiastic and imaginative. They ask awkward questions that can lead to better answers. Don't beat that out of them, or they'll become old and bitter - and there's enough of that out in the world already. Try patience - you would have appreciated it when you were young and immature.

  246. "Everybody's a winner" BS has come home to roost by alanshot · · Score: 1

    My money is on the new age "You're special, everyone is a winner, here have a ribbon JUST for showing up and participating" and "we cant have valedictorians because it might make the average students feel bad" mentalities.

    We have coddled the youth of today into unrealistic expectations of the world.

    Instead of preparing them for the world by saying, "You played really well today, too bad you didnt win. Work hard and maybe you can win the next time." We are saying "winning doesnt matter! You are special and great JUST because you tried."

    Sorry sparky. No matter what your public school indoctrination told you, "try" is NOT on par with "succeed".

    Now these kids are learning the hard way as they are receiving the equivalent of being thrown off a dock into 20' of freezing water so they can learn to swim.

  247. "Capitalistic System" ? Really? by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

    Well, daem0n1x, I doubt very seriously that human nature is unique to "Capitalism," as evidenced by behaviors exhibited in the Apparatchik class in the former Soviet Union. Arrogance, spite, greed, ambition, etc., are human conditions, and no amount of inculcated Utopian ideals will likely eliminate them. Environments may suppress overt manifestations, however, which just makes jerks more wily and passive-aggressive...

    1. Re:"Capitalistic System" ? Really? by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Yeah, unfortunately you're just right. It's human nature. I was just talking about capitalism because someone brought that issue up.

      The fact that selfish, insensitive and bully people tend to be more successful makes both capitalist and communist utopias impossible to work for a long time. Without mechanisms to prevent it, in both systems, the bully will climb the ladder to power and make society work on their benefit.

  248. Maybe by relguj9 · · Score: 1

    They're not narcissistic but they know they can get a job elsewhere so aren't afraid to game you to get more money or perks.

    If you don't ask for it and act like you deserve it, the likelihood is you'll never get it... even if you shoot for more than what you know you deserve or expect, likelihood is you'll end up getting more than if you're complacent.

    At least, this has been my experience.

  249. Maybe I am... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am one of those 20 somethings, but I'm not too sure I'm one of *your* 20 somethings.

    It sounds like you're much better off than our company, but I often find myself angry and jaded for getting skipped on a promotion or a transfer. ....then again, situations like the following are common at my company:

    Marketing: "We'd like to create 'mash-ups'!"
    Senior IT: "We could but, unfortunately, PHP doesn't work on Windows."

    Marketing: "We'd like a flickr scroller on the home page!"
    Senior IT: "Licensing flickr would be entirely too expensive."

    Support Techs Across the Company: "We often use Linux to image rather than Ghost for simple tasks."
    Senior IT: "We get site licenses for Microsoft. Why are you using Linux?"
    (of course, Ghost is a Symantec product, if you didn't catch it....)

    On the other hand, I do see many of my peers expecting additional raises and recognition for doing things like.... discovering UBCD/BartPE....

  250. One more point... by relguj9 · · Score: 1

    Don't act like companies don't do the same thing. I have never yet met a company that didn't lowball a college grad or younger developer at the start.

    Sorry for double post.

  251. In reference to College Kids by Khue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A large part of this narcissistic group of individuals are a result of the unrealistic musings of college professors telling kids what they want to hear. I heard, throughout all of college, about how I would be making an excess of 40-60k a year when I got out into the job market. The reality of it, is that NO ONE, in their right mind is going to pay a 21 year old that type of money who has little to no experience besides what he or she has learned from a text book. I worked all throughout college, and I had been in the IT field since I was 17 going from a phone jockey to a Network/Systems Engineer. I knew the realities of what the industry was like and I chose to keep my mouth shut when professors were advertising their competency. The professors have their livelihoods to watch out for and their jobs are directly related to the interest in their field of study. They are pressured/obligated/motivated to do anything they can to generate interest. The resultant is that A students, which lets be honest, if you don't have a job in college and you are not an A student you're doing something wrong, come out of universities with a HUGE unchecked sense of entitlement. Just my 2 cents.

  252. I went through this. by hey! · · Score: 1

    It was back in the early 90s. I wasn't so long in the tooth myself, but I'd had over a decade of solid accomplishment behind me, and I was working with this kid fresh out of college (and prep school before that) who was certain he knew everything, and pretty much did and said whatever he pleased without any regard to how it affected my responsibilities.

    The problem with narcissism isn't self-confidence; I like self-confidence. The problem isn't challenging the beliefs of senior colleagues. I like to have my beliefs challenged. The problem was that this kid acted as if his were the only experiences and ideas that mattered. What was galling to me was that I found myself having to justify to him why a decade of professional experience was worth taking into consideration, because that's the very justification that old-timers use to squelch new ideas. I know better, so STFU. But sometimes, you do know better, so it's nice to have the opportunity to offer your experience graciously.

    There's a symmetry between young narcissism and mature narcissism. The common theme is treating the workplace as a stage on which coworkers are bit players in the wonderful story of you.

    Narcissism sometimes is cured by life experience, but not always. The senior version of newbie narcissism is dismissing anything the newbie has to contribute. The fresh perspective newcomers bring is valuable -- it's just not proven. Nobody can be at their best professionally by sticking to what has worked for them in the past, nor can they by ignoring the experiences of others.

    The bottom line is that very, very few people are any damn good at what they do. It pays to listen and learn, at every stage of your career.

    Now the phenomenon of catering to newbie narcissism, that's driven by economics. Experience is more expensive to hire than talent, so hiring inexperienced talent has a certain appeal. I won't say whether it's smart or not; it depends on how good you are at spotting talent. There's a lot less of it out there than people who think they're talented.

    --
    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  253. yeah, in the post I just read by anyaristow · · Score: 1

    I've seen a little of that in the post I just read.

  254. universities also have a different goal by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or at least, they traditionally did, and we haven't really figured out as a whole what we want to transition to.

    Historically, only a small percentage of people got university degrees. Professors were (and in many places still are) first and foremost researchers; their real job is not teaching, but advancing their field and publishing their results. A secondary job is research mentorship: they advise and supervise graduate students as the next generation of researchers. A tertiary job is teaching of undergraduate material, to historically only a small percentage of the population that had a need to learn advanced-level stuff from an expert in the field. Those people were generally expected, furthermore, to be interested in and to benefit from a well-rounded education rather than only training in their specific area, e.g. to become scientists who also had an understanding of ethics and history.

    Today, it's more or less expected in many areas that you have a college degree. As a result, a lot of people go to university mainly as a sort of certification that qualifies them for jobs. They don't necessarily want the traditional liberal education, even the science version of it; they want vocational training. But universities were not really set up to provide that, and their staff are entirely the wrong ones to provide it: the people publishing CS research papers and the people who would be good at teaching a vocational programming class that prepares one for a role as C++ programmer in industry are only occasionally the same.

    That's why we historically had separate trade schools and vocational schools, which did focus on practical skills, and had teachers who were focused on teaching such skills. But there's been a sort of prestige treadmill so companies want you to have a University Degree for a job that actually need vocational training, not a well-rounded liberal-arts education with mentorship from a PhD researcher.

    There's a lot of possible solutions, of course. One is to go back to the old model, where universities do research and teach a small percentage of the population, and vocationally focused institutions teach most people. The most likely, though, is probably a gradual morphing of universities into a superset of the two kinds of institutions. Already it's becoming common to hire lecturers to teach introductory classes, and some schools are offering variations on degrees to let students opt between more traditional university majors or more applied vocational majors; often this also leads to a parallel split between staff who are mainly "teaching faculty" versus "research faculty".

    1. Re:universities also have a different goal by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Totally agree with you on this. When I was in high school in the early 80's, there was really only one track pushed: college. I had read about some of the trade/apprenticeship programs in Germany and really wished we had something like this in the states. I've come across a couple programs around the country that do this but are usually single experimental high school setups.

      Will be interesting to see if new administration, with a mandate for 'change' will really look at this level of education or if it'll be more test scores and merit pay at the public school level.

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
  255. Yes. No one's experience is unique. by doc6502 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ha.

    The problem with this kind of "in my day" topic is that it was your day. When I started my "professional" career in 1986, I was one of those dewy-eyed, easily disillusioned, "nothing in use is any good" developers.

    It took me about 8 months at my gig before I was totally disabused of this notion. I had loads to learn. True, I could code and debug.

    But I couldn't design worth a shit because I didn't understand the business, and I didn't understand user behavour. I didn't understand why my boss would get upset when I'd spend a weekend re-writing something that was working pretty well to begin with (I just didn't like the style), and I didn't quite get office politics.

    And I suspect those kinds of things that people don't want to admit to when they're in the middle of saying "This job isn't what I thought it would be."

    NO job is ever what you thought it would be, especially your first one. I thought I'd be coding and writing all kinds of neat stuff in my first year. Instead, I learned how to run cables from office to warehouse (not complying with building codes), debugging arcane tax calculations, distributing reports, re-writing MRP and MPS calculations, etc. None of this stuff I'd ever learned in college.

    In the end, I accepted the situation, and made the best of it. I learned a ton of useful stuff, and then got out of there as soon as I could line up a better opportunity in what I wanted which was working in commercial software development. But there is no way I could have ever gotten that gig without going through my first job.

  256. Military view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you serious? So if they blow their nose and not get any on themselves, they thing they should get a pat on the back. I have been in the Navy now for 13 years. I have only received 1 Navy Achievement Medal. Its not because Im a slacker either. I have been in charge over 14 servers and 400 desktops and 450 users on the network. And did a darn good job at it. I got a pat on the back and told good job. Honestly I cant wait until I get out of the Navy. I dont need some higher up stroking me and giving me rewards for blowing my nose.

  257. Re:oh really? by Carlos+Matesanz · · Score: 1

    Older assholes who think that because they learned Basic back in the 80's

    I learned Basic in the 80's and I'm 28 years old, you insensitive clod!

  258. I would know from 'inexperience'. by g0dhand · · Score: 1

    I agree with kdawson on the issue. Let me explain.

    While one might deem it ignorant to throw myself under the bus with my reply-header, it's the truth. I've no problem admitting that I'm inexperienced. I'm twenty-four years old working in the IT field as an intern-programmer. My, "title" is Intern Developer.

    I've been working on various different software development projects for just about a year now. But, I feel that my inexperience allows me to answer this in a different light. "Kids these days", are different. To be honest, they're more spoiled, have less-solid upbringing from their parents (where are your manners, young man/woman?), and it really influences them in the long run.

    Couple that with the way my generation and younger portray themselves in the world of IT. Everyone in generation-y or younger couples video games (which bears the fruit of an unrivaled competitive edge) meshed with hiding behind the mask of internet anonymity. It becomes habitual. Pride, prejudice, and egotistical behaviors floods through younger society. It's a defense mechanism. They're not used to being told, "you're don't know what you're doing".

    In my opinion, at my age, if I were in the hiring position and saw anyone acting the way kdawson described, they'd be out the door faster than I had let them in. Behavior like that shows lack of compromise and cooperation. It shows the inability to learn new things (or the desire for that matter), lack of adaptability, and an overall poor sense of manners and business ethics; There's no sense of humility.

    While some have thousands of excuses for it, I call it a lack of maturity. It's time to grow up. You're working in a field that is a profession. You don't become a professional over night. I personally believe these things are common sense. A college degree gets you the first job and education you need/desire, but it's only the tip of the iceberg.

    Send similar prospects home kdawson, they deserve to learn a lesson or two.

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  259. Over-educated & under-employeed by katorga · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the world of universal college education.

    Amazingly enough, many of the college grads I interview who have sparkling qualifications are terribly uneducated. They appear well, speak well, and for all purposes talk the talk, but it is very superficial.

  260. Glad to have a Job by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    College grads, regardless of discipline, should just be happy to have jobs. Work hard, do good work, be humble, accept (not demand) positions of greater responsibility. Soon enough you'll be getting what you "deserve", but as a recent college graduate, the only thing you "deserve" is the chance not to screw up your really good job.

  261. CS/IT people are smug + young kids are smug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went back to school for a CS degree in my 30's, and went to school with a lot of kids more than half my age.

    I do agree that kids today have grown up in a world where everybody wins at sports and nobody should ever have disappointments, and this has caused them to suffer at handling real life.

    However, when you focus this in the Computer/IT industry, another aspect emerges. From undergrads to grad students to professors to professionals in the field, there are more smug "I know more than you, and won't admit any faults, or when I'm wrong." attitudes than even in the banking or finance industry. Combining these two things just makes it glaringly obvious.

  262. Subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, the crushing grind of working for the man will quench their dreams in no time.

  263. I've been interviewing a lot of recent grads... by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

    We've recently expanded our research program and have been trying to hire recent graduates to work as basic research assistants/project co-ordinators (they'd be doing basic tasks like helping to figure out what measures we want to use in projects, working with senior researchers to learn how to handle data management tasks, supervising interns, that kind of thing). The position is pretty good - 30k a year, 60 paid days off a year, good health and dental insurance for $10 a month, 401k/retirement matching and a pension, 100% tuition reimbursement, etc. There are massive professional development opportunities (credit on publications, presentations, opportunities to network) and it essentially guarantees that anyone who does it well will get into their graduate program of choice. Basically, if you're taking a year off between undergraduate and grad school, this is the place to do it.

    The applicants are about 50/50. One half of them is comprised of people who are genuinely interested in the field, want to do this as a bridge between undergrad and grad because they feel maybe they didn't get enough internship time, maybe they didn't have perfect grades or 99th percentile GREs, or maybe they want a break from school and a chance to get some pratical research experience. The other half is comprised of little shits who have an epic sense of entitlement and think that just because they managed to sit still for 4 years (or, usually, 5 or 6) they're special in some way.

    One recent applicant I interviewed came in and pretty much the first thing out of his mouth was, "What can you do for me?" Another told me she wouldn't take less than $40,000 for the job, despite the fact that it was only 10 minutes into the first interview and she wasn't even qualified for the position. Since I work at a university, I've taken the opportunity to educate these kids, and I let them know during the interviews (which were rather truncated) that we weren't interested.

    But, then, when I was interviewing people for positions in the corporate world, about half the time I'd get great applicants, with the rest being clueless idiots who thought that since they knew how to turn a computer on they were entitled to 6-figure salaries. I don't think it's so much a "narcissistic graduates" problem as a "narcissistic people" problem. It's always been amazing to me how completely oblivious to how they come off these people are, but I guess that's why it's a personality disorder, eh?

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  264. Damn kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn them and their hopes and dreams... we'll knock them down to level with us, just you watch.

  265. This has all happenedd before ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has all happened before and will happen again.

  266. Did your working class hero rant... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    ...blind you to the fact that the article was referring to British college grads?

    Or did you just not bother to read the article?

    True the aritcle did mention that the ideas in question were imported from the US, but the focus was squarely on Britons.

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  267. Modern marketing by Aceticon · · Score: 1

    A narcissist society might very well be the product of modern marketing. From the point of view of a company that tries to sell something, the ideal consumer is one that commonly evaluates a purchase by thinking both:
    - I deserve this
    - I'm going to enjoy it and why should I not get something that I enjoy

    This would also neatly help explain the increase in the number of overweight people around (food is a kind of product in which excessive self-indulgence has very visible effects).

  268. salary compression during booms by peter303 · · Score: 1

    New people with bachelors were being paid almost as much as people with decades of experience and graduate degrees. If you are at the other end just ask if you being paid enough to live on and not worry so much what the other guy is making.

  269. Life is what you make it - some are "go getters". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did not want to go through years of pointless University education, and I figured I had a reasonable amount of experience in IT because of the work experience programs I did and also the Open Source projects I had been involved in would have to show some general interest and dedication to the area of work. So I spent a almost half a year looking for a traineeship (aka. paid internship with a training plan that results in qualification) and it has payed off extremely well. I also am pretty proud to say that the position I found was BETTER than what I was aiming for!

    By the time I would have finished University I will be working the job I would have went through University to get and I will have the wealth and income of a person who has been working a position for 3/4 years.

    I left home early (completed the last year of school independent of my parent) and I am hearing stories of the plights of the people who did not leave the small country town I was in within "the 2 year time frame" after they completed High School and I have to say that I am very sorry for them... Some have fallen pregnant, some are still saying "when I get out of here I will..." and some have just decided that they do not want to leave home and they will work on a farm for the rest of their life. I am surprised by the fact that the person who I wouldn't have guessed to be doing well at all is actually doing the best of any person in my year (he has a job in the Australian Air Force).
    Oh yeah, and a few are starting their first year at University.

    I am definitely not the person who normally brags about their achievements like this, but what I have accomplished so far is something I am pretty proud of and it is the first time that hard work (acutally, wasn't too hard!) has payed off.

    You might have picked up my disapproving tone in relation to Universities. It is because half the people who go through them are narcissistic bastards! Too often they talk themselves up, but their code is crap because they do not take real pride in their work and are nonchalant towards REAL (Open) standards. If they are in Admin roles they are often lazy and often fail to do the basic things that keep a network running reliably. They think they don't have to give their employer their money's worth just because some institution gave them a piece of paper that says they have passed a few classes.

    In summary, I think some people are "go getters", some are "Following the well trodden path" and some are "doing very well in my little box, thank you very much". It is up to employers to determine which one of these a person is and decide if they are suitable for the position.

  270. Narcissism? by LihTox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What you're describing is naivete. So what if they have a misleading picture of the working world? That's a property of youth in general, and will be corrected soon enough. The question is how they deal with the resulting disappointment: do they chalk it up to a learning experience, or do they whine and moan about how unfair it is? Only the latter is arguably narcissism.

  271. Re:solution: by eth1 · · Score: 1

    Its not a fault of the schools. Its a fault of the constant piling on of complexity while continuing to write/build everything from the ground up.

    I think this is the crux of the matter. Current IP law pretty much makes rebuilding from the ground up (often in less efficient ways) the only way to get anything new done.

  272. Re:Yes, but... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    I drive a fully paid for BMW, am looking out my window at an awesome view of the Capitol Building as I type this.

    All this really proves is that even PhDs are idiots when equipped with a blackberry and a car.

  273. Sounds About Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I traveled all over Eastern Europe and the Pacific Rim during my first two years out of college for a large government contractor. I got out of it *because* of the travel... It's not all that glamorous, sure your meals are paid for and I flew business class. Big deal, I wasn't enjoying life and physically I felt like crap. Glad to be out of what everyone supposedly wants to be in! :)

  274. Research Lab work by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    I do tech support at a national research lab. This is one of the places that may crack practical fusion (ya'll have seen the iconic picture from here). Besides the main mission of the lab, in support of U.S. DOE stuff, there's a lot of really cool smaller energy/computer/robotic research going on here. I've been lucky enough to visit some really cool labs and engineering areas and you know what? Even head researchers, the ones getting their hands dirty, they all complain about all the rest of the stuff they have to do at work, that takes them away from the fun stuff. There's always meetings, budget reports, status reports, mandatory training (high security/safety stuff), and PR stuff. There's a few prima donna's who bitch and moan about every last little bump in their lives (I don't care if the email server's down, I want my Outlook working now!) but for the most part, my users are adults. Much easier to deal with than college profs (my last job).

    As for younger folks in my workplace, we're in a situation where we can afford to hire experienced folk, usually age 30 on up. But every summer, when the college interns show up (grad students, not undergrads), there's usually a few special snow flakes that get their underwear in a wad, because, after calling in a ticket to get their computer/printer set up, it's been 20 minutes and they haven't heard from anyone yet and they need stuff working NOW! They have no idea they've gone from top of the heap (almost) at college to bottom rung, here's an old Pentium M with a desk in a trailer and now go organize these 20 year old filing cabinets. If you're lucky, we'll take you over to a real building before you head back to school and show you a Van de Graaff generator.

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    I drank what? -- Socrates
  275. Re:solution: by godefroi · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is why projects like Linux and Android are so important.

    Wait, what? How did we get from "college kids are narcissistic" to "Linux and Android are great"? Are you actually going to attempt to blame college kids' shitty attitudes on Microsoft?

    Or are you saying Linux is simple?

    Seriously...?

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  276. Re:How ANY new emp'ee can travel o'seas in year 1. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. Teleconference.

    I work as a contractor at an Australian E-Health related organization that uses Teleconferencing extensively and it has saved a HUGE amount in travel costs.

    Better that the tax payers pay for an relatively expensive teleconferencing system that will last many years than the same amount (or far more) in interstate and international air fares for just one year.

    Set up a good system teleconferencing, and the ONLY reason to fly is for the MOST important of formalities.

  277. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1

  278. Score??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are all of these comments scored 5?

    *Anxiously awaiting score of 1*

  279. you talkin' to me?... by cornercuttin · · Score: 2, Informative
    i think i have some valuable input here (ironic (or typical), considering i am part of the "generation" being described...).

    i am 25 years old, male, have my BS in CS, and have switched jobs 4 times in the last 4 years. i now make twice as much as when i left college, and i am what you would consider a "senior" developer.

    i think the narcissism is completely true for my generation, albeit it is the fault of the generation before mine. granted i don't consider myself in the group that is the target of this topic, because i'm not that way. i have my cubicle, i make decent money (less than $100k but more than $60k), and i am pretty content with it. i don't need to go overseas. i am using a 3 year old computer to program with. my job isn't glamorous by any means. i'm sure i will remain this way for a few years, and that's fine with me.

    the problem is what the parents of my generation have done.
    • they started giving trophies to every team in little league (even the last place guys).
    • they don't want their kids homework to be graded in red ink because it's bad for self-esteem.
    • their children aren't obnoxious, spoiled dumbasses; they "just are trying to cope with A.D.D."
    • they created TV shows like American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Cribs, and other TV shows that glorify immediate wealth or immediate rises to the top.
    • They don't spank their kids anymore
    • They have taken any and all authority/power away from teachers, yet expect them to perform better

    the generation before mine raised their kids to think that last place is just as much entitled to the benefits of first place. so is it so mind-blowing to think that a kid coming straight out of college is going to think he is entitled to something belonging to those who have worked harder and longer? his baby-boomer mommy and daddy did it to him/her.

    i would also say, in my defense, that i think my generation is required to know much, much more than the generation in front of me. the depth and number of languages required by a recent college grad vs that of someone 10-20 years ago is night and day. truth be told, we have to know a ton now to be remotely marketable. that being said, college students should be researching this, and should be preparing themselves for such things.

    as far as seniority goes, it is hit and miss. there are some senior guys at my job who are amazingly brilliant, and who i would not doubt for a second. but there are also a lot of stupid, older guys who don't do shit any more because they only know COBOL and maybe FORTRAN and can't comprehend object-oriented languages. they sit, earn $90k a year on their baseline gov't contracts, and ride it out 'til they retire.

  280. More from BBC News! by fugue · · Score: 1

    This might be of interest to readers of the current thread: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/7943906.stm

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  281. gen y and echo are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At first my jaded insecure gen x side make me feel like there was tsunami of talent headed right for me. But when I got to see the threat up close, they are worse than I was when I was that age.

    Idiots.

  282. Never worked in a tech startup, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do 60-70 hour weeks, yes that includes weekends, mornings, nights.

    I left a 40.00 hour/week government job for this one and wouldn't *ever* go back.

    I'm sorry you find your job fulfilling. That must suck.

  283. AEGON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you work for AEGON? I can't think of any other company in Cedar Rapids, IA besides AEGON and Quaker Oats...

  284. Re:Yes, but... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    maybe it's working smart?

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    "I only speak the truth"
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  285. Re:Carefully now. . . Rants say as much about. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    There is no doubt in my mind from reading your post that you're one of the people this article is talking about.

    Well, actually I'm X-Gen. --That would be the perpetually cynical generation which spent its school years being grilled on just how screwed we are in ten different colorful ways by the "I Deserve" generation which came before and the "I Deserve generation which came after. If anybody has the right to pen an article like the one above, it's me. In fact, I suspect that it was written exactly by an X-Gen guy, and so I understand his motivation. But that still doesn't mean he's right.

    Personal power doesn't stem from delusions or from huge, unstoppable population trends. Zombies one-on-one are relatively useless, but as a force, they tend to stumble toward their goal and there is little you can do to prevent them, agonizing as it might seem. But seriously. . ? What would you rather be? The guy with the golf club or. . , well, the guy with the golf club *and* the golf shoes?

    So yeah, I recognize that for some reason, people who come from large population trends tend to be less aware somehow. I think this has to do with going through school so utterly surrounded by so many people that you naturally take on herd identity traits. --When I was in Jr. high school, half the class rooms were empty, I had two lockers just cuz' and everybody in the school knew my name. And I knew most of theirs. We were ALL individuals without having to work terribly hard for that status. In overly dense populations, systems with too many people, different forms of individual expression become adopted, and it seems to result in people thinking like cows or zombies. Or zombie cows. And the delusion of the Zombie Cow is that they deserve something. And you're right; the way things are going in the world, those expectations will probably be dashed, but I also suspect that the programming may serve as useful. When an economy crashes and the young & strong work force refuses to believe it. . , what happens? I'm actually really curious about that.

    Anyway, X-Gen people suffer from their own programming, and this article is a prime example of it; low self-esteem and bitterness. And there's no true reason for feeling like that other than the programming. X-Gen people have an enormous advantage, and when they choose to use it, they find happiness and gobs of personal power in life. --Though, this stems far less often from the accumulation of material wealth than it does from the "Zen" route. But how lucky is that? Everybody knows abundant material wealth is the siren call which leads to insanity, barbecues and lawn mowers. The only practical way to real success is to become self-aware. But rather than focus on this, the writer of the article is moaning about how he isn't a zombie cow as well. Whenever I hear this kind of thing, I tend to think, "You practically had your light saber handed to you and all you want to do is trade it in for a successful moisture farm."

    -FL

  286. Slackers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whack the Slackers! Make them do documentation and qa for the first year!

  287. Re:Carefully now. . . Rants say as much about. . . by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    I a kid beats you to a conference, then maybe he understands 'reality' better than you...

    There is a danger in the new generation expecting great things, but there is also a danger in the old generation discounting new ideas.

    Those can adapt to whichever law applies at the moment always come out ahead.

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  288. I've seen this all too often... by thafreak · · Score: 1

    I've seen this both in the work place, with fresh out of school kids thinking they know everything, as well as the kids still in school thinking they're going to get some fabulous job.

    As an instructor at a university, I usually get at least once a semester, a student who will raise his (not being sexist, just not ususally any women in my CS classes) hand, and ask something like: "What kind of salary range can I expect when I graduate?", or "What kinds of jobs are there out there?".

    I usually laugh first, then tell them the grim truth, that seems to have escaped them up til this point.

    You should see their crushed looks when I tell them that if they stay here in NE Ohio, that they'll be lucky to get mid to uper 30's to start, and REALLY lucky if they get in the lower to mid 40's to start.

    For some reason, they're expecting 50's to 60's, fresh out of school or something. I just don't get it.

    So I tell them, move, or pick a field that doesn't have many people in it, if they want to make more...

    Anyway, just thought I'd share.

    Oh, and the funniest, are all the new kids, who think they're going to get jobs with big video game development studios right out of school! I laugh, and then when they look hurt because they weren't joking, I tell them they'll be lucky to get a testing job for my little ponies 4 paying $7/hour on the west coast...they don't seem to like that much...

    The sad reality, is that 90% of them will be doing web development, and "playing" video games on their free time...

    1. Re:I've seen this all too often... by TecKnow · · Score: 1

      Many colleges have materials advertising staring salaries, you might want to look at what your college is promising, my undergraduate institution advertised 45K - 55K starting salaries for software engineering graduates, but some places promise much higher.

  289. Narcissistic ?? by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    More like retarded. Did these applicants have ANY real development references? Did they code an app from scratch that is in common use, like BlueBeep or any of the stand-alone DOS programs?

    Do they actually have the chops to start from the ground up and develop a helper application
    for ANY platform or app? Are they living and breathing code? OR are they paper tigers with unrealistic expectations? I would bet they are A+ certified morons.

    Great programmers program in any language, after all, logical thought can be expressed easily,
    the implementation is only limited by the language they use and their understanding thereof.

    Graduates, expecting to instantly gain GURU status, are wannabes and lame. Corporate travel??
    Very funny. Real programmers can learn any language, with ALL it's quirks, and excel at using that, or any language. It is NOT only book learning and test taking. It is mostly doing and being able to DO that counts.

  290. Re:Yes (Right) by Geo++ · · Score: 1

    Besides the Vietnam debacle, let's take a look at some of the other accomplishments of the proud babyboomer generation:

    - WTC attacks '93, '01
    - War in Iraq, Afghanistan
    - Dot com bubble
    - Subprime housing crisis
    - Unsustainable social security debt (enjoy that summer home in Florida financed by your children and their children)

    This is just the top 5. There is much more that the babyboomer generation should be ashamed of (see also W. Clinton, G.W. Bush). Sure, other generations have left unenviable legacies, but none compares to the mess left by the self serving babyboomers.

  291. Re:Yes, but... by jadavis · · Score: 1

    Going through a Ph.D. program when you are in your 20s isn't working hard.

    Hard work isn't just a matter of making yourself tired and then feeling that you deserve something as a result of being tired.

    Hard work may mean staying up studying, not drinking too much, postponing child rearing, seeking out people that you can learn from, earning trust and reputation, working when nobody is telling you to work, and making other good decisions.

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    Social scientists are inspired by theories; scientists are humbled by facts.
  292. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the IT industry skills based? The value of experience is that your experience should directly contribute to your skillset. If it hasn't--if someone with less experience has a better skillset--then you shouldn't get promoted over them. Tenure should be rewarded, but don't ignore the fact that a fresh perspective has value as well.

    I work at a web company where a particular employee who openly admits that "technical stuff is overwhelming and I don't know anything about it" gets constant attention and promotions. It's not that she's a bad employee--she has many skills. And she's been here a little longer. But I have many of the same qualities combined with technical ability. I was happy when I got a transfer and a raise...until I found out she got promoted to a salaried upper management position. Then she was nice enough to tell me that she had been interested in the position I took, but was warned by upper management that it was a "dead end." She's earned the appreciation implied, I think. The problem for me is that I feel I've earned it too, but don't receive anywhere near the same level.

    I always thought I was content to work for others and that my own work ethic was reason enough to work hard. Then I saw employees with half of my experience get promoted over my head because they acquired temporary "golden boy" status. At the same time I watched completely unqualified individuals promoted to higher management simply because they had experience and were liked by "the manager club".

    I fall in between these extremes as far as experience and qualifications. And watching this over the last year...I have become bitter. There's a game being played here and I apparently can't grasp the rules. Wish they'd taught that in college. Maybe if I'd finished that BA.

  293. You misunderstand what your degree demonstrates by charleste · · Score: 1
    I don't consider myself a narcissistic student, but I wonder, what's the point of going through years of education, if not to use it?

    I think you misunderstand... Your degree only demonstrates to an employer:

    • You can complete a long-term simple project with clearly defined requirements.
    • You have the most basic competencies required by your degree program
    • You should have some basic knowledge about the field

    What it does not demonstrate to an employer:

    • You can complete a complex short or long-term project with fuzzy requirements (as in: the real world)
    • You can work on a small part of a complex project, without necessarily knowing "where it fits"
    • You work well in a team and actually contribute usefully
    • You can lead or follow
    • You have the ability to teach yourself any required new skill
    • You are flexible enough to use the appropriate technology for a project - and become an expert as needed
    • You can admit when you screwed up, and happily fix it

    I'm sure I missed loads, but those are just the things off the top of my head. Basically, your education is primarily there to teach you how to teach yourself in an area of expertise.

    1. Re:You misunderstand what your degree demonstrates by ndg123 · · Score: 1

      To be truely accurate, the college project should have no clear requirements at the start, they should change half way through. No server infrastructure should be in place until you are nearly complete. Then, a week before the end of the project, you should be called into a meeting room and be told the project is cancelled but could you just tidy up the last few loose ends and put them in the document library.

  294. Re:Carefully now. . . Rants say as much about. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are several doubts in my mind that FL is the sort of person the article is about. Confidence is important. Ambition is important. I've seen people with these qualities + people skills get further ahead than people with loads of education + experience. I honestly think that sucks, but a nod to the fact that leveraging your self confidence can reap rewards is not evidence of arrogance, it si merely an acute observation.

  295. Decatur, IL by robbblack · · Score: 1

    Decatur not Decater. Thanks!

  296. Sometimes not... by mildlyUnderwhelmed · · Score: 1

    I haven't really observed the attitudes described in Second Lieutenants. The summer internship (a.k.a. officer candidate school) that precedes an offer of full employment does a pretty good job of culling those who harbor such attitudes. Rigorous vetting in a high stress environment can be a great screening tool for character and commitment.

  297. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knowledge and skill are definitely necessary in the workplace, but advancement is really only based on a proven record of accomplishment over time. You know what you're capable of, but now you have to prove it to the people you work for. You're also underestimating the value of experience. Whoever gets the best results wins, not the person who would score highest on a standardized test.

    Also, if you constantly annoy your co-workers complaining about that huge chip on your shoulder, get prepared to go nowhere fast in your career.

  298. College friends by Thundercat007 · · Score: 1

    This is actually the exact topic I CONSTANTLY argue with friends over. Basically as someone who tried the whole college thing, and thought it was just an over paid day care, then taught myself. I have this argument because the schools, parents, books, learning materials basically have told them "once I have this piece of paper, the world falls at my feet". The BIGGEST one I have found for this is "graphic design" majors. I know probably 8-10 just graduating or graduated. The new businesses are opening, I get constant messages trying to drum up business. Then a few months later they are working at the local grocery store. Even friends with teaching degrees, engineers are working there. It's basically the college/university feeding the student the bull so they can justify the 10k tuition they are charging.

  299. It's called "leveling"... by fetusbear · · Score: 1

    Yes the epidemic has infected our culture at large, not just students. People justify their entitlement mentality with loaded words like "fair".

    And if they don't get their perceived entitlement they will blame you, attack you, tax you, steal from you. It's easier that way. Existentialists like Jean-Paul Sartre called this behavior "leveling". In a purely relativist culture (as ours is becoming) it is sufficient to "get ahead" by pulling down or punishing those who excel. Ideally, some "watchdog" organizations will keep an eye out or anyone who is doing too well, and help you tear them down.

    For more examples of leveling, look at the effect of labor unions on productivity, our current obsession with hating "the rich" (anyone who makes more than me), affirmative action hiring practices, maximum speeds enforced in quarter-mile drag racing, and of course... our public schools, where they "bring up the low and bring down the high"... and where our children get their first lessons in leveling.

  300. Grade inflation by psydeshow · · Score: 1

    These days, if a professor gives a kid a C on a paper, the dean of the college gets a call from the kid's parents demanding that the grade be changed to something better.

    So just wait: one of these days, your new hire's mother is going to call you up and chew you out for not realizing how special her kid is. After all, he always got As on his college papers...

  301. This says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  302. Century of the Self by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

    Actually the current form of radical individualism that's wrecking the global psyche has it's roots in Freudian psychoanalysis. Freud's ideas, and those descended from them, have been used by all those either in or hoping to gain power in the Western world in order to manipulate and appeal to our irrational, subconscious desires so that we might buy their product or vote for them.

    This argument was presented by Adam Curtis in his BBC documentary series The Century of the Self .

    TL;DR: If this looks too long I doubt you can be bothered with 4hrs of archive footage and voice-over :) . If you're still interested, I highly recommend you download this and watch it - All of Curtis' documentaries are easily available on torrent sites and they're put out by the BBC who don't mind people downloading.

    Freud's nephew, Edward Bernays, used his uncle's ideas in order to sell things. He was responsible for, amongst other things, convincing women to start smoking by selling them cigarettes as symbols of feminine empowerment. The cliché that cars are advertised as penis extensions for men is also due to Bernays' advertising techniques, this was what he had in mind when advertising cars.

    This eventually lead to focus groups where people were encouraged to freely express their irrational thoughts about products and ideas - psychoanalytical discussion groups about products instead of neurosis! Product development then shifted wholly over to this model and the psychoanalysts involved in this process thought they were doing good because they thought that a safer, more stable society would result.

    This use of psychoanalysis as a means of control was eventually rejected by analysts who believed that attempts to control the self were immoral and that the inner self should be encouraged to express itself at all times. These ideas fed into the counter-culture of the 60s and perverted the revolutionary message of the classic left, changing the personal into the political. The idea spread that if people changed themselves then it would inevitably lead to a new form of society - of course this isn't true.

    The collapse of the counter-culture turned the hippies of the 60s into the selfish me generation of the 80s. They grew up in a society that conditioned them to believe that self-fulfilment should be the ultimate aim of everyone and so of course they conditioned their kids to behave in the same way. Ironically this made people easier to control than ever as now damn near everyone in the UK, USA and other western countries is told from birth that there should be no guilt associated with getting whatever you want.

    It's quite a compelling thesis and again, I highly recommend you watch it if you're interested in this topic. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's a history of ideas.

    --
    Nick
  303. Any idiot willing to be sent to "Decater, IL"... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    ... should be given a dictionary that includes city names and a fast slap on the ass by the door. It's "Decatur", after the famous Commodore Stephen Decatur, Jr. who served with distinction in the Barbary Wars and the War of 1812.

    Perhaps they're only giddy with excitement over their glorious near-future assignments because they are being interviewed by a twit who throws around small, historically important names without even knowing how to spell them.

  304. Bring it on by kamaaina · · Score: 1

    If you know your stuff, I'd love to work with you. But I've seen hotshots cut down to size and have been forced to bail Freshouts. I keep my skills sharp and take a holistic view of the workplace environment. I know when to ask, what to ask and how to ask. Basically what I'm saying is that there are some skills not developed untill you put in a couple of years and you still need to keep up with technology to stay relevant.

  305. Crush them quickly!! by Xylene2301 · · Score: 1

    These snot-noses obviously still have a sense of self worth. Crush them quickly or better still farm their jobs out to India or China.
    Wait...we already did that.

  306. It isn't just college grads by stonewolf · · Score: 1

    I teach freshman courses at the junior college level. One of the classes is a basic course designed to make sure that students can use a word processor and a spread sheet, and know enough so they won't fall for the Nigerian scam and will keep their antivirus software turned on and updated. About 35% of student fail that class.

    Every time I teach the class at least one students comes to me and says "I don't see how I could have failed your class, I turned everything in." Yes, they are in college, they graduated from high school, and they do not understand that there is a difference between turning it in and doing it correctly.

    I get blank documents turned in because students expect to get more credit for turning in a blank document than for not turning in anything at all.

    I have had arguments with students who believed they should get credit for turning in the wrong answer to an arithmetic problem. They expect to get partial credit for turning in 3 when the questions was "What is 2 plus 2". I have had a student tell me that their opinion of the correct answer was a valid as mine and that I had no right to tell them otherwise. I am talking about the answer to a simple arithmetic problem.

    Remember that I am talking about 35% of students. The other 65% actually got a pretty good, and in some cases exemplary education, from the same schools that graduated the first 35%.

    But, still, it looks like a lot of them come out of high school with an unreasonably high opinion of themselves, and no education at all.

    Stonewolf

  307. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As for me, I'd just like to be able to grab the bottom rung. But apparently they pulled up the ladder just out of reach unless you somehow have a pile of experience to stand on. (It's not that I couldn't do the job since the description sounds more or less what I did in my college internship, but that actual ability seems external to the requirements.)

    I guess this is just another symptom of an out of whack job market. And when on the wrong side of the catch-22, the narcissist types aren't helping me any with their B.S.'ing.

  308. Third Person Singular Impersonal pronoun by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Note: By you, I don't mean you, I mean them.

    "One"

    "You" is personal and "they" is also plural. It's a bug in the language.

     

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  309. Re:solution: by icebike · · Score: 1

    I'm saying that we need publicly available free systems upon which to build, so tat every project does not have to start from ground zero re-writing the world.

    Nokia, Palm, Motorola, LG, all run out and develop a phone OS from scratch, then they do it all over again in two years.

     

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  310. Re:Carefully now. . . Rants say as much about. . . by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

    The recession is caused by many factors - one of them being the recession is made worse by people expecting it to be worse.

    Yes I'm looking at you parent article...

    I agree it's a nice dose of painful reality arriving now.

    But there is something to be said for optimistic belief translating into results, too. It works for some, not everyone.

    Why? The difference between wishful la-la dreaming and constructive, creative wishfulness, it's an important difference. Both are useful skills in their respective domains :-)

  311. hiring a recent college grad?? by jayp00001 · · Score: 1

    What development company would hire a recent college grad in the US for anything related to actually producing code? Give me the kid that spent the last 4 years trying to hack his 360 over the dope that actually got into debt to learn programming. Unless you've got some decent project work to go with your CS, I'd say prepare to start coding me up a big mac on that mac terminal you'll be standing in front of.

  312. even worse ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's more annoying than a narcissistic young buck? An old dog who thinks everything was better "back in the day".

  313. Marines Principle: if you aren't failing, you aren by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marines Principle:
    if you aren't failing,
    you aren't *pushing* yourself!

    That our "education" trains everyone going through it
    to believe in fantasy appearances,
    INSTEAD of reality, means that

    a) they aren't following their own hearts
    ( standardized children, standardized education, standardized potential
    .. not threatening to bureaucracy
    .. instead of diverse and capable potential, *as god gave 'em* )

    b) they aren't being challenged enough, *in their direction*,
      to manufacture the *experience* in 'em that convince 'em of both
      the worth in their persuit,
      AND the price one inevitably pays for eradicating one's ignorance.

    c) they aren't being shown themselves getting through great obstacle,
      great accomplishment,
      autonomizing 'em so they can carry the mentoring on with all whom they meet,
      and benefiting from all others who validly-know, too.

    Entice, Challenge, Validate.

    You have to entice, in order to get someone to try.
    You have to challenge, in order to get someone to *know*.
    You have to validate, in order to get 'em to *keep going*, when they feel beaten by all.

    It doesn't matter what pretense convention insists on, or what is "normal",
    it matters what works, and in the end, our survival stands on it.

    Here's what happens when the community isn't capable of functioning as a community anymore,
    because of tactical/mindless government, investing in the wrong things, idiocies, kickbacks,
    allowing organized crime to hijack an entire country
    http://frugalsquirrels.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=044387;p=1
    Think about how many lives there would have been NOT lost to such
    now entrenched ignorance and abuse,
    if "education" had been based on developing every single one capably,
    and making family/community strong, for a mere 3 generations...

    Think about what happens when the pretend world WE live in collapses,
    and we get caught in the same damn thing...

    It *can* happen, though it's unlikely in any given year
    ( but, over greater periods of time, becomes more and more probable,
    of course... )

    Will Iraq stand after we pull out?
    When it collapses, will criminality/terrorism become the government?
    Will we pay many times the price then that we "can't afford" now?

    It takes generations to make national change,
    and mindlessness is the TV nation.

    WE made it so,
    so that we could make money off of our race,
    through TV's leverage.

    WE are responsible for the world we made and are now in.

  314. Then you believe that Marketing CANNOT manufacture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you believe that Marketing CANNOT
    manufacture/produce results in a population?

    Wow.

    Marketing ISN'T a means of
    picking the money/resources from the population
    that other businesses are ignoring,
    it's the means of making certain that YOU are the business
    that harvests their money/resources,
    by making them more belong with you.
    ( "branding" has to do with belonging )

    Other business competes against you,
    continuously, 24/7/365, decade in, decade out,
    so the belief that marketing isn't a force that shapes all population is spectacularly unfounded.

    Go, sometime, to somewhere where marketing DOESN'T
    drench every minute of a person's world.

    I've been told by people who've been there,
    that Cuba causes one to understand how one's whole life is business's prey.

    I've found that camping in a raw forest does the same for me.

    If you honestly believe that marketing isn't an applied force,
    whose function is to produce removal of resources from the population,
    you either don't know marketing, or if you do, and still insist on that non-real "knowing", are foolish.

    I hope it's the former
    ( which means you could hit amazon.com,
    search for books on "marketing" or "sales",
    sort by "review",
    and read 3 orthogonal to each other, well-rated books, on each subject,
    and begin understanding how "the masses" are shaped and managed,
    so their/our worth can be harvested for the current quarter's bottom line... ),
    because if it's the latter,
    then evidence can't create knowing in you...

    I wish you well, and hope you do gain knowing,
    and hope you help break any/every ignoring in me, too!

    Cheers!

    ( hint: if you want to manufacture belonging among a population, use audio/radio, for 1 season, and then you'll find the locals are more accepting you, are more "belonging with" you, and the local population's behavior has changed, resulting in your harvesting their resources more reliably. Audio takes 1 season, visual marketing is quicker )

  315. rong: it becomes your prob, when you're retired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rong: it becomes your problem, when you're retired and they support you,
    or fail to,
    or take the easy way out and just resort to enforcement and euthanasia
    instead of carrying those who paid their way, etc.

    Civil infrastructure, and civil rights, are dependent on enough being poured, effectively, into OUR civil community.

    If "the gov't" can't do it, because of the debt, or because of the lack of tax funds, or because of lack of effectiveness, then your "community" becomes governed by The Mob.

    Hit this, and ask yourself if you're responsible for your future:
    http://frugalsquirrels.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=044387;p=1

    Ask yourself if the ones who indulged, instead of building a strong community, are dead, or if they're just demoted by the now ruling organized crime gangs?

    The ONE great difference between mere animals and us, is our ability to work towards something we won't ever, ourselves, see.

    WE are responsible for OUR future,
    same as everyone before us,
    same as all who remain among our planet's limited future life.

    Both quality and quantity.

  316. Another one of these. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every five years I read an article about how the new generation is selfish, narcissistic and spoiled.
    20 years later and it's still the same basic article. If the author added and they play their music too loud she would actually be a little less disingenuous.

    From my experience young people have unrealistic expectations of how post college will turn out. If it didn't happen to you then I'm sure you can remember someone if you think hard enough who thought that they would be a rock star or the next Bill Gates.
    Personally I find that business majors (who this article is actually talking about) are always narcissistic, otherwise they wouldn't be studying the money field.
    I have yet to encounter a new IT grad that demanded international travel. Hell most are surprised if they get an office with a window. Come to think of it most experienced IT guys would be surprised to get a window.
    If anything the new crop of geeks aren't narcissistic at all, at worst they're merely needy. All they want to hear is "good job." It says loads about us that we are so unwilling to comply.

  317. The Second Dumbest Generation by TheLastPsychiatrist · · Score: 1
    I've spent a good portion of my career studying and writing about narcissism, so let me point out something not usually considered.

    It is Dr. Craig's thesis that "kids today" are overpraised-- too much focus on self-esteem-- and they are becoming narcissists. But the most important fact that seems to have eluded her is that it is the adults of today who are overpraising the kids.

    The problem is actually the adults, who are themselves so profoundly narcissistic that they can't help but see their own progeny as extensions of themselves _and nothing more._ Time Magazine, in 2006, chose "You" as it's Person of The Year. Time Magazine's readership isn't teens.

    Allan Bloom's Closing of The American Mind described how college kids, steeped in relativism, were unable to create a meaningful life outside of self-gratification and self-fulfillment. Was he right? Before you answer, note that he wrote that book in 1987. Those college kids are 40 now.

  318. Re:oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I get an LOL?