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  1. sleepy people on More Details of MS/DOJ Deal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    no posts - though this is gettign rettyold hat. THe gov't needs somethign more threatening to fines for corps. (remembering an old thread about applying the death penalty to corps. since they are legal entities)

    -shpoffo

  2. Re:Longer than a school bus? on Prehistoric Monster Crocodile Found · · Score: 1

    yea, well, rivers at one point had a lot more water in them when the climate was radically different - not to mention the sharp decrease in water levels as humans started drastically altering the landscape. I've seen the stream in our vally drop more that 6 inches (30cm) in the last 20 years alone.

    -shpoffo

  3. Alternative Calendar Systems on Mozilla.org Announces Open Source Calendar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The project is a bit far fro my immediate scope - but is teh system compatible with non-gregorian calendar systems? I know most of peopel from live the Gregorian way, but there are a few of us that use something different - like the 13-moon calendar that the planet acutally functions on - not some arbitrary separations of nomenclature.

    13 moon positions and 20 sun positions over 13 moon cycles that are each 28 days in length. Which also happens to be the cycle which most females who are 'regular' have their menstruation periods by. This was the calendar system of the Mayans and happens to be the only system which acurately measures the procession of the Equinoxes - which has a much larger periodicity than most people think about....

    -shpoffo

  4. Passport at login on Microsoft: The Gatekeeper of the Internet · · Score: 1

    the next step for it will be that you'll have to create a passport account when you first start usingthe computer and login to the machine itself with it. The browser will pick up the rest and key every file you create with it to fingerprint every created document.

    Welcome to Microsoft - would you like it long or chubby?

    -shpoffo

  5. Re:Waste of Money on Review of the Audiotron Stereo MP3 Component · · Score: 1

    Do you _really_ think mp3s sound nearly as good as a good CD player?

    or a good clean wax recording - but i'm sure i'll be flamed for not prophetizing digital wonderfulness.

    Did you kow that source of most data is analog? Not too many cows that _moo_ in an ISO codex....

    -shpoffo

  6. Re:Does anyone find it scary... on The Twenty Most Critical Internet Security Holes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    O.K. So some of them (no/weak passwords) are user related, but so many of them are admin related (bind vulnerabilities, IIS RDS vulnerabilities)

    well - in theory admin problems should be the only holes. the software should be able to be configured in a manner that is 'completely secure' (as far as anything can be). Programs shouldn't be insecure because of programming faults - only insecure becasue they're not configured properly.

    speaking of security problems - has anyone thought of/made a version of code red/etc that goes around and downloads the security patches and the resends itself?

    -shpoffo

  7. Re:Joe Cell on Consumer Hydrogen Fuel Cells · · Score: 1

    Hey - that wasn't supposed to be 'funny'........

    -shpoffo

  8. Joe Cell on Consumer Hydrogen Fuel Cells · · Score: 2, Funny

    Neat, but i'll wait until i can run my car on somethign more akin to a Joe Cell

    -shpoffo

  9. Re:Weird... on HP Lays Off Unix/IA-64 gurus · · Score: 1

    It's a heritage thing - Linux came from *nix. It's like getting a good job to find that you've forced your father into unemployment. Mybe the old-skool gurus need to be 'retired' to some kind of administration/etc of such larger

    -shpoffo

  10. Re:Hmmm... on CD Copy Protection Head Speaks · · Score: 1

    quite a while considering nobody gives a shit about the CDs being protected

    -shpoffo

  11. Porn Tactics on Salon Goes For Annoying Jump-Through Ads · · Score: 3, Informative

    this is what porn sites do all the time - it's nothing new - it's just interesting to see a mainstream site do it. (but wil a mojority of web-traffic being porn i guess porn is the majority, isn't it? ).

    either way - if you read salon that much you probably ought to caough in a few dollars as it is.

    -shpoffo

  12. Re:Not possible, lower class vices need cash on How Feasible is a Cash-Less Society? · · Score: 1

    you're assumption that only 'lower-class' individuals use narcotics or play pool is ridiculous. Billiards, if you remember, was and is a rich-man's game. If you don't see it as such maybe it's because you're getting a different end of the stick then you'd imagined. And, every segemnt of the population has their drugs, every person finds need to distract themselves at some point or they explode. How do you do it - do you smoke a J, watch television, or go to church? Strip clubs i'll passingly give you - but i know people with non-destitute salaries that frequent clubs.

    -shpoffo

  13. Re:SSN on Ellison Wants National ID Card, Powered By Oracle · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't think this would be such a bad idea. As Ellison said in the article, all we would be giving up is the "illusion" that we can't be tracked

    perhaps you're missing the point that the main arguement here is still against it's mandatory instatement. at this point in time a SSN is the US is still not mandatory. If you're born in a hospital (gasp, some people aren't) the hospital automatically fills out and files the SSN request form for you - and even if you ask them not to it's so difficult for some people to imagine that they may still send it in anyway.

    'course, my personal opinion (at the moment) is that much of the current U.S. trend is to attack the Amish...

    -shpoffo

  14. Re:Shyit, so what? Dis be da history of muh family on MS FrontPage Restricts Free Speech II (It's True!) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You know, that wasn't even really that creative - and your imitation of the dialect wasn't that good either. If you're going to take the time to be a racist fuck, at least have the decency to be funny at it. Maybe that's 'the problem' - black people are a lot better at making fun of white people than white people are at making fun of black people

    -shpoffo

  15. Or... on MS FrontPage Restricts Free Speech II (It's True!) · · Score: 1

    why not just ignore that part of the EULA (or all of it =P) - i mean, what are they going to do, sue you? There's no way they could win *It's Unconstitutional*

    stop paying attention to bad laws - they only distract you fromt he real problems going on

    -shpoffo

  16. attribution on Review: Tolkien's World · · Score: 1

    I'm planning on pseudo-distributing this quote - if you'd like more an attribution than 'peter303' please email me. I (nor anyone else) are going to make any money from it.

    -shpoffo

  17. /.ing..... on More WTC News · · Score: 1

    whe i was reading the personal accoutn story at http://www.tribrothers.com/brian/wtc.html and i noticed the hit-counter at the bottom of the page it was at 47063, and i reloaded - it jumped to 52365. this was in the 5 min it took me to read it.....

    'neat'

    -shpoffo

  18. Re:Someone translate this please on World Trade Towers and Pentagon Attacked · · Score: 1

    yes, though please bear in mind that it's spotty at best, with several untranslated words that make it rather incoherent. still, it's a start, and other translation services/etc may complete the work i did. keep in mind i was just usinga free translation service. if you/anyone wants what i did just email me @hotmail.com since, as i said, /. is giving me shit about posting it for some reason.

    -shpoffo

  19. Re:Someone translate this please on World Trade Towers and Pentagon Attacked · · Score: 1

    i'm trying ot ost this translation ot slashdot, but it won't let me paste the arabic becasue of 'junk characters' filter. i can't even seem to post it when i take out the arabic chars. if this gets fixed i'll post it.

    -shpoffo

  20. Re:thank you slashdot! on World Trade Towers and Pentagon Attacked · · Score: 1

    I completely agree. Thank you everyone that's been posting. I wish there were more shortwave people on here now...

  21. A 747 crashed in Somerset, PA on World Trade Towers and Pentagon Attacked · · Score: 1

    that's all i kno for now. also, it was a car-bomb that went off in the state building; and one of teh planes taht hit the WTC was hijacked from Boston flying to LA. The grandparents on one of our employees was ont he flight...

    -shpoffo

  22. Reminds me on Remote Breathalyzer · · Score: 1

    of a thought I'd had a while back to remove ignition keys entirely and have a breath analyser installed. When you bought the car it'd be keyed to your breath pattern at the dealership and you could make provisions to add friends/family at your leisure, you'd just have to back to an autorized dealership. Of course, BAC test would/could be co-implemented. It even seems to be a somewhat reasonable proposal other than the fact that it's a bit creepy.....

    -shpoffo

  23. Re:Contradiction on Parasitic Computing · · Score: 1

    Hell, in my experience, most pirates would use a modem that belched huge clouds of carbon monoxide and was powered by grinding up kittens in a big hopper if it got them an extra 10k/s on their downloads.


    yes, and sadly, kittens only provide about an extra 7k/s - you really have to use puppies or lambs to get the 15-20k/s that the augmented modem professes......

  24. Re:Dumb question on New Release Of NSA SELinux · · Score: 1

    it's been done, but good post!

    Nothing to see here, no engineered NSA backdoors of any sort.

    move along, netizen.

  25. OS X & Perl on Mac Rants · · Score: 1

    With OS Z now running apache the possibilities for perl and appletalk interactions is my biggest interest. I'm not sure if IBm will liken to the idea of moving DB2 in this direction, but it would be a simple port (i'm still not totally happy with Postgres). The biggest thing that i'm still waiting on is a performance test on the data serving capabilities of OS X vs. linux/BSD solutions. anyone with a good source please reply


    -shpoffo