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  1. Re:SHORT SCO!!! on BayStar Cashes Out of SCO Stock · · Score: 3, Funny


    I would call my broker but my mom is upstairs on the phone right now.

  2. Re:Nice, but I feel like it's hopeless... on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 2, Interesting


    But giving up the internet for a week? That would be hard my friend...

    Yes, indeed. It's where I get most of my news and information from! (cancelled my cable TV last year)

  3. Nice, but I feel like it's hopeless... on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mailed that link (subscriber) to people at work and some friends. Already the replies have been:

    "Great in theory, but there's a new Friends episode on Thursday. [...]"

    [group reply to above] "Yeah, great...in theory...."

    My sister, who hasn't replied back yet, will undoubtedly mention Trading Spaces or another of those TLC shows. Another friend will complain about missing NASCAR or Monster Garage or whatever...

    How the hell can the kids have a hope at reducing viewing, or dumping TV altogether, when the adults around them come up with excuses to not give up the idiot box for just one damn week?

  4. Re:Another Idea on A La Carte Cable TV Channels? · · Score: 1


    [...] but as a provider of news they certainly are. They're more a provider of opinions.

    Yeah, Tolkien's opinions on Hobbit life were so far removed from reality.

  5. The Illuminati will control you, sheep! on A La Carte Cable TV Channels? · · Score: 5, Funny


    The TV broadcasters don't want a la carte programming. The reason they say, cost, is not the real reason. For years the broadcasters have been using extremely low wattage, spread spectrum messaging to program our minds via channel packages.

    For example, if you have a "Family Package" consisting of a cartoon channel, Lifetime, etc, the broadcaster will send a weak Bogon-Lyston Mind Control signal of approximately .02 nanowatts across each of the family networks to your television set. (TVs have uniquely addressable IDs in them, they don't want you to know this)

    To date this has been undetectable by standard means, however donning a tinfoil hat will block the signal and you will feel the difference within a few weeks.

    Now, if a la carte programming goes through the broadcasters and their masters (The Illuminati) will have to use a stronger signal on their most popular channels. A stronger signal may be detected which would reveal their nefarious plans.

    History
    Back in the mid 1960s, a brilliant electronic engineer had detected an odd signal embedded into television signal of The Ed Sullivan Show. Decoding the signal, he found messages saying "DRINK MORE SOFT DRINKS" and "SUPPORT THE VIETNAM WAR". The engineer sounded the warning bell, but to the media itself. Bad move. He was heavily drugged for over 3 years then was placed at the center of a CIA/NSA/Illuminati organised mass murder crime scene. That engineer, Charles Manson, is still in jail suffering the ravages of the drug therapy.

    Don't believe me, search the net! The truth must be tol... wait a sec, there's someone at my door..

  6. I NEED MY LITHIUM!!!! on Japanese Inventor's Motor Uses 80% Less Power · · Score: 2, Funny


    Only 20% of the power of a conventional motor? The next glaringly obvious step is to figure out a way to make CPUs out of these motors. Rather than GHz, they would be rated on RPMs. Dell will market them as the "Magnetron". These next generation computers will never randomly fall from desks as the gyroscopic effect of the motorized CPU will keep it firmand will as its own fan! The Intel 9600 RPM Gyrotron TFB (Titanium Fan Blades) and the budget Intel 5400 RPM Cyclotron CPS (Cheap Plastic Shit)

    BAhahaah!@!@@ I'm a frickin' genius! I'll be a trillionaire and all you slackers will still be reading /. at your JOBS!!~!~~one@@1!~two

  7. LOL on Projectionists Using Night Vision Goggles in Theaters · · Score: 5, Funny


    The thought of spending a year in "Le Hotel Cornhole" over The Alamo?! HA aha ahaha... man that's too funny.

  8. Re:64 Kb on First Person Shooter - Under 100KBs of Code · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Back in school we had a 6502 development kit. We had to flip a 8 switches (bits, this had a staggering 256 bytes of memory) to set the address and another 8 for the data then hit a button to load the data into RAM. Once it was all done we set the address toggles to the start point of the program and hit an execute button. The output was 2x 7 segment LEDs..

    I seriously almost bought one for home to tinker with but it was a few hundred dollars and I was a starving student..

  9. Don't tell my boss on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: 5, Funny


    [...] a total flooding clean agent, which serves as an effective halon replacement.

    So, in other words, a server room full of "Sapphire" will kill us just as fast as a server room full of Halon? That and the added entertainment of watching lifeless geeks float around behind the room's glass wall? My PHB will likely be faxing Tyco a P.O. this afternoon!

  10. Re:Good move on Iomega Ships 35GB 'Son of Jaz' · · Score: 5, Interesting


    There's a niche between DVD-R and tape which is where I think iomega is trying to get in. For example, we have a 16 tape LTO auto-mount library in one of our SGI Origins. Those tapes hold ~200 GB compressed each, so we have to swap some tapes when we get to around 3.2 TB of data (that's not exact, some tapes are incrementals, etc)

    Anyhow, they're mistaken when they claim it can replace tape. It can replace tape in certain situations, but not where you need a lot of backed up data available to the systems.

  11. "it's for your safety" on RFID for Automobile Tracking · · Score: 5, Insightful


    [...] such as issuing alerts to drivers about impending intersection collisions, rollovers, weather-related road hazards, or warning a driver that his vehicle is going too fast to safely negotiate an upcoming curve

    Riiiiiight... they're wanting this system incorporated to protect you. They'd never dream of setting up receivers in traffic lights at (major) intersections to track the movement of people. Watch: it will be a crime to disable these systems, "for your safety" of course.

    Yeah, yeah; I may need a tinfoil hat. Ask yourself, though, do you feel safer?

  12. Re:Win2Lin Migration HOWTO on THG Linux Migration, Part Two · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Seriously: the key to migrating is to start with the applications.

    What about games? I still have a Windows box at home just for games. :(

  13. Business or science? on Cray CTO: Linux clusters don't play in HPC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dr. Terry's assertions remind me of a Seymour Cray quote I had as my /. sig a while back:
    "If you were plowing a field, which
    would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?"

    I'm not picking a side, it just seems interesting that the Cray CTO would echo Seymour's thoughts. I guess it's for business and marketting reasons though, sadly.
  14. Already have one, we all do. on Implant a Chip in Your Head · · Score: 5, Funny


    Implant a Chip in Your Head

    Does it act as a co-processor to the one the government puts in our heads at birth?

    Don't laugh!: Using your index and middle finger feel your skull at the base where your spinal column meets your skull. Notice that little bump? Now with your middle finger pressed firmly on the bump rub it with your index finger across the bottom near your top vertebra.

    Feel that hard thing move? Of course not, but I'll bet there are hundreds of geeks like you pressing two fingers against their skull at this very moment. :)

  15. Re:end to DRM? on Microsoft Pays $440M to License InterTrust Patents · · Score: 1

    If someone's patented DRM in general (anything's possible it seems), maybe they can go SCO and stop all the other companies from implementing DRM.

    Uhh.. no.

    Your hypothetical company would have 3 choices:

    1) Make a product with their patented DRM system.

    2) License the DRM to others (as an IP-only company)

    3) both 1 & 2 (as countless companies currently do)

    One company patenting DRM won't wipe it off the planet, these companies patent products for a reason: money.

  16. Re:$440 million? on Microsoft Pays $440M to License InterTrust Patents · · Score: 5, Funny


    for $440 million im sure microsoft can develop a DRM system 100000x better then what they have right now

    Based on their record thus far, zero times "100000" still doesn't add to much.

  17. Re:I... on Cisco Products Have Backdoors · · Score: 1


    Rogue coder within Cisco

    Perhaps. Although you have to remember that Cisco has grown so large and with such a massive product line because of aquisitions. If this wasn't a Cisco home-brewed product then there's a good chance this backdoor was in there from the previous company.

  18. Re:Cisco's Life Lesson - Maybe not. on Cisco Products Have Backdoors · · Score: 1

    I had lost the enable password for a Cisco 1601 (olde ISDN) many years ago. Cisco faxed me some info on how to bypass it on startup. Just needed an RS-232 connected at boot up and their directions.

  19. but... on Stop Cell Phones Without Stopping Pacemakers... · · Score: 4, Funny


    ... what if I want to stop pacemakers?

  20. Re:Damn it all on Linux in Canada · · Score: 1

    7% PST and 7% GST here in Manitoba, eh?

    Any wpg.mb.ca /.'s want to get out for beers this long weekend? Mail me!

  21. Damn it all on Linux in Canada · · Score: 5, Funny


    According to the Bank of Canada's website US$699 ~= CA$917.79

  22. Real log on A Black Box for People · · Score: 5, Funny

    10:03:01 waking signs detected.
    10:04:31 leaning at 70 degree angle, right hand grasping
    item at temperature of 5 degrees C.
    10:04:42 2 litre Pepsi consumed.
    10:10:52 8 slices pizza consumed.
    10:14:23 User vertical.
    10:15:38 User sitting, bowels active.
    10:15:43 3 slices pizza consumed, user sitting, bowels active.
    10:16:31 1 litre Pepsi consumed, user sitting, bowels & bladder active.
    10:18:34 User vertical.
    [...]
    10:30:18 User in vehicle.
    10:31:12 450 gram bag "Chee-tos" consumed.
    10:42:12 User enters parking lot.
    10:43:01 User parks, spot "reserved: George Lucas"
  23. Re:Fluke meters on What Network Sniffing Tools Do You Use? · · Score: 1


    They're great for sniffing packets.

    True enough but I'd hope his employer (500 employees) would at least pay for managed switches with port mirroring (as you've mentioned).

    It bugs me that places will replace x00 MHz PCs with new 2.4 GHz PCs for secretaries to just type letters in Word but don't see the value in buying network geeks the proper equipment.

  24. Fluke meters on What Network Sniffing Tools Do You Use? · · Score: 4, Informative

    we have been having quite a few network problems that can only really be resolved by sniffing packets.

    By "packets" I hope you mean "Ethernet frames". Looking only at layer 3+ information can be useless for many network problems. Anyhow, brain dump:

    Do your switches and LAN router(s) have statistic counters (# of frames of various sizes, undersided/oversized frames, flooded frames, deferred frames, etc)?

    If you don't have a LAN router for 500 users: why?

    What's the most amount of hops (switches) your packets will travel from one end of the LAN to the other? Any more than 3 and you should be putting a LAN router in there (ideally)

    Do you have hubs? If so, destroy them all right now. Hubs are pure, unadulterated evil.

    My point of that is simple: not all LAN problems are computer problems. Looking at the IP traffic doesn't always cut it. Re: the subject: At my workplace we have a nice LAN meter from Fluke. They aren't cheap but if you have that many users your company should damn well pay for the right tools for you to do your job.

  25. The future.. on Can Communications Be Learned From Chimps? · · Score: 4, Funny


    Animal behaviour experts at ZSL are asking volunteers to 'talk chimp' in everyday life and see how primate patter can resolve workplace conflicts

    I can just imagine the natural progression of such an experiment:

    2004: "Oooo oooo ooohhh AAHH AAHH ooo oo AAHHH AHHHH ooo ooooo..."

    2005: "We own Linux."