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A Black Box for People

lightwaveman writes "Developed for astronauts, a small device called 'the CPOD' does for people what black boxes do for airplanes. It's a compact, portable, wearable device -- a single piece of equipment that gathers a wide variety of vital signs. About the size of a computer mouse, a CPOD is worn around the waist. It's comfortable enough to be worn while sleeping. It's non-invasive. It takes only minutes to don. Importantly, it can track a person's physiologic functioning as they go about their normal routine -- they don't have to be tethered to some stationary device. It can store data for eight-hour periods for later downloading; alternatively, it can send it wirelessly, in real time, to some other device."

197 comments

  1. Perfect for my daughter by capt.Hij · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is exactly what I have been looking for! If only it could be made so that it is hard to remove then it would be perfect for my daughter....

    1. Re:Perfect for my daughter by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, if you want to keep tabs on your daughter, just call my house...

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    2. Re:Perfect for my daughter by Greedo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you should wait a wait for a few months for the miniCPOD.

      It's smaller than the CPOD, and comes in 5 fashionable colours. It doesn't store as much information as the larger model though.

      Oh, but of course, neither have Ogg support.

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    3. Re:Perfect for my daughter by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      But people will get linux installed, so you can add Ogg support yourself.

    4. Re:Perfect for my daughter by slipgun · · Score: 1

      A Black Box for People

      I thought for a minute that this was a story about making it free to call people...

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    5. Re:Perfect for my daughter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but only at 80% of realtime.

    6. Re:Perfect for my daughter by cfuse · · Score: 1
      This is exactly what I have been looking for! If only it could be made so that it is hard to remove then it would be perfect for my daughter....

      I'd recommend a chastity belt, but that still leaves her mouth and both hands.

  2. I'm ready for it by slimak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All the "invasion of privacy" posts that will follow from the fact that this can transmit your vitals wirelessly. I guess in this case it is somewhat true, but then again, what do I care if someone knows my heartrate is 84 and increases to 108 whenever a hot blond walks up?

    1. Re:I'm ready for it by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Depends. Is the blonde male, and have you come out yet?

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    2. Re:I'm ready for it by millahtime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think there will be too much provacy problems. If you have a problem with it then you can just take it off or not wear it in the first place.

    3. Re:I'm ready for it by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sexual harrassment cases? "Sir, we have evidence that, during a meeting Ms. Hotbabe walked in at 10.35 and your heart rate rose 20 beats a second. Are you seriously suggesting you were not dangerously aroused in her presence?" "Atkins, you're not stressed and you don't need a holiday. Your figures prove it."

    4. Re:I'm ready for it by Neil+Watson · · Score: 1

      Your insurance company might.

    5. Re:I'm ready for it by FuzzyShrimp · · Score: 1

      A guy walks across the street and a car hits him. What they find is "Jesus, look at the size of her... bammmm!"

    6. Re:I'm ready for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine increases when a beautiful Black woman walks up.

    7. Re:I'm ready for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second scenario could be done already, just by your boss requiring you make a visit to the company doctor. It doesn't take a black box to do that.

      As for the first scenario, merely the act of being aroused by someone really isn't grounds for sexual harassment. Generally, sexual harassment is when a woman is uncomfortable by the actions of a man in the workplace. Being aroused often doesn't even factor into the equation. Sexual harassment is pretty much of a joke, but these black boxes aren't really something to worry about.

    8. Re:I'm ready for it by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Well, I know I would be uncomfortable if my heartbeat increased by 20bps.

      Would I then be able to lodge a complaint of sexual harassment against the woman, simply for walking into the room? :)

    9. Re:I'm ready for it by wtansill · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I can see it now -- the advertising community taps in to my CPOD unit:
      • "He's constipated -- send him Metamucil coupons!"
      • "He's ogling a pretty girl -- send advertisments for Viagra, condoms, and cheap hotels."
      • "He's eating chili -- send over a sample of Rolaids or Pepcid AC."
      • "He's working past 8:00 pm again -- send coupons for takeout chinese."
      And so it goes...
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    10. Re:I'm ready for it by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if she went down- I mean hers, only if hers went down!

    11. Re:I'm ready for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two spellings of blond(e)

      without e is male, with e is female, thus, your theory of "Blonde male" is unreachable.

    12. Re:I'm ready for it by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      Yes, Mr. Lawyerman. Apparently, my heartbate rose, although at the time I was not aware of it. I can't speak with certainty about whether this was due to arousal in Ms. Hotbabe's presence. In any case, I was entirely in control of my faculties and at no point made any harrassing gestures or comment, nor did I take any inapropriate actions.

      Please. This thing would potentially make more information available, but if you and I can easily see the falacy of jumping from one relatively useless fact to a conclusion, what makes you think the courts can't? I'm all for protection of privacy, but this is a straw-man argument.

    13. Re:I'm ready for it by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 1

      A tool like this sounds exactly what Robert Cringely was describing after the death of his son, Chase, from SIDS.

      As a parent, I'd broadcast my son's vitals 24/7 on MTV if it meant helping other parents save their children from things like this.

    14. Re:I'm ready for it by cpopin · · Score: 1

      ...And carrying 20 lbs. of hash through an Turkish airport. Don't drop the soap while riding the Midnight Express!

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    15. Re:I'm ready for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but the funny thing is, the original poster was talking about a male (blond) and meta-monkey ruined the joke (blond e ).

    16. Re:I'm ready for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your sarcasm/joke dector is broken....
      no one can take a joke on slashdot anymore.

      also, i think we have some amazing philosophy 101 experts that constantly post.

      people need to realize that arguing isnt about being logically consistant (it should be). its about persueding the other side to your view by any means necessary. people dont give a shit about straw man or ad hominime or any of the other simple logical fallices.

    17. Re:I'm ready for it by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      Just like how they monitor your cell phone conversations and send you ads based on that?

      I think encrypting the wireless signal would be pretty simple. Otherwise, don't wear it.

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    18. Re:I'm ready for it by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer, I'm a software developer. But in all seriousness, it's not a straw man argument: if people use a service like this, it is open to being used in a court. Email is used in course (cf Microsoft), and most people thought email was private (see German legal system and Gmail). Information will be free, and it will be used. By whoever wants to use it... Sorry, bit pissed. It's a holiday. Cheers!

    19. Re:I'm ready for it by wtansill · · Score: 1
      Just like how they monitor your cell phone conversations and send you ads based on that? I think encrypting the wireless signal would be pretty simple. Otherwise, don't wear it.
      I'll say this slowly -- IT..... WAS.....A.....JOKE!
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    20. Re:I'm ready for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under the impression that jokes were funny. And yes, I'm new here.

    21. Re:I'm ready for it by bdan · · Score: 1

      Or imagine going to an interview: they ask about your past encounters with the police ... oops, your heartbeat it's up to 100.

      Or imagine going to a client site..

      Or imagine returning home and your wife asking where have you been (like it matters, she already knows that).

      Or send a uniformed squad in a public place and watch all the hearthbeats varying more than 10%.

      Or....

    22. Re:I'm ready for it by cfuse · · Score: 1
      ... what do I care if someone knows my heartrate is 84 and increases to 108 whenever a hot blond walks up?

      How about these?

      1. If that someone is your wife, and not the blond.
      2. If that someone is your wife, and the blond is a guy.
      3. If that someone is your wife, and the blond is a golden retriever.
  3. Real log by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    10:03:01 waking signs detected.
    10:04:31 leaning at 70 degree angle, right hand grasping
    item at temperature of 5 degrees C.
    10:04:42 2 litre Pepsi consumed.
    10:10:52 8 slices pizza consumed.
    10:14:23 User vertical.
    10:15:38 User sitting, bowels active.
    10:15:43 3 slices pizza consumed, user sitting, bowels active.
    10:16:31 1 litre Pepsi consumed, user sitting, bowels & bladder active.
    10:18:34 User vertical.
    [...]
    10:30:18 User in vehicle.
    10:31:12 450 gram bag "Chee-tos" consumed.
    10:42:12 User enters parking lot.
    10:43:01 User parks, spot "reserved: George Lucas"
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    1. Re:Real log by October_30th · · Score: 1
      10:04:42 2 litre Pepsi consumed.
      10:10:52 8 slices pizza consumed.

      11:32:83 Myocardial infarction detected. User vertical.

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    2. Re:Real log by archonit.net · · Score: 1

      11:42:21 User's heart rate goes up 11:45:50 User's eyes are bouncing up and down due to interaction between long stick and hand

    3. Re:Real log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/vertical/horizontal/

    4. Re:Real log by No.+24601 · · Score: 1
      10:30:18 User in vehicle.
      10:31:12 450 gram bag "Chee-tos" consumed.
      10:42:12 User enters parking lot.
      10:43:01 User parks, spot "reserved: George Lucas"

      Great, not only is user a slob... he's also obsessed with George Lucas

    5. Re:Real log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, what's so special about a pogo stick? It's a great way to get some exercise.

      In fact, I'm watching your Mom on one right now.

  4. Compulsory? by carcosa30 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And they're going to make us wear them, right?

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    1. Re:Compulsory? by Have+Blue · · Score: 1, Troll

      They're not going to make you wear them, unless they're worried your tinfoil hat is cutting off circulation to your brain. This is intended as a replacement for large stationary medical equipment, especially in places where space is extremely tight (space station) or it's not feasible to tie the subject down for a few hours. However, I could easily see it entering the civilian medical market as a monitoring device for the elderly or anyone else unable to properly examine themselves or request assistance if needed.

    2. Re:Compulsory? by DoctorCool · · Score: 0

      unless they're worried your tinfoil hat is cutting off circulation to your brain

      everyone knows that if you dis tinfoil hats you become a troll

  5. Sheesh by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they can make the cpod keep working after a human dies- why don't they just make the whole human out of the same stuff as the cpod?

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    1. Re:Sheesh by JLyle · · Score: 2, Funny
      Lane, would you mind if I took out Beth?
      I want my two dollars!
  6. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sounds like a glorafied tape recorder to me, you know, the kind lawyers and college kids use.

    Will it die for your sins, though?

  7. Why not... by AssCork · · Score: 1

    ...make the whole astronaut out of these? Sorry. lame joke.

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  8. hmmm... by trix_e · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was thinking they were going to make a black box to put people *in*... it seems that thing always survives the crash, so it only seems logical to make the entire plane/car out of the stuff...

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  9. This is fine for black people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I'm white. Where is my whitebox?

    1. Re:This is fine for black people by dasmegabyte · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The whitebox has been in power for thousands of years. Isn't it time that the disenfranchised boxes of the world had their chance? I mean, it's not like there's a box quota or anything.

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  10. Something else for the hypochondriacs to buy by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Something else for the hypochondriacs to buy to make sure they aren't sick

    Something else for the Tin-Hat crowd to complain about

    Something else that has a reasonably good medical use

    High tech

    But does it run Linux? And if so, which distro?

    I'm so confused as to whether I like this idea or not.

    1. Re:Something else for the hypochondriacs to buy by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Something else for doctors to use to aid in diagnosis and treatment. This isn't 'reasonably good' medical use.

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    2. Re:Something else for the hypochondriacs to buy by StacyKr · · Score: 2, Informative

      No - I doubt this would be available to the general public for daily use. It sounds like an advanced version of something that has been used for decades as a diagnostic tool for heart arrhythmias - the Holter Monitor. From what I can find, they are about the size of the CPOD, although the Holter Monitor only records heart rate and rhythm information.

      I had to wear a Holter Monitor for two days when I was about 12, and it was the size of a toaster and 3x as heavy - and I had to do things so my heart ould go into arrhythmia (ride my bike up a big hill, run up steps, etc...) I would have much rather worn this thing - it looks much less intrusive on daily life events - but Holter Monitors have been greatly improved, as well.

    3. Re:Something else for the hypochondriacs to buy by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I'd insist that my grandparents wear them at all times. And I'd set up a monitoring box to dial 911 in case of an emergency.

  11. Sounds very much like the Medical Mood Ring by sirdude · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sounds very much like the Medical Mood Ring.

    1. Re:Sounds very much like the Medical Mood Ring by awtbfb · · Score: 1

      Sounds very much like the Medical Mood Ring.

      Or the already commercially available BodyMedia armband.

  12. I thought it said... by dcstimm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I Thought it said "A Box for Black People", man I should really drink more coffee in the morning.

    1. Re:I thought it said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, "Black box for the people" as in that foxy black hooker down the block?

  13. Size by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 1

    From the pictures, that looks like one LARGE computer mouse... I have serious doubts I'd find it comfortable to sleep with that thing strapped to my waist.

    At any rate... this is yet another one of those inventions that make me think "What? We didn't have that yet? Must've just been in some novel I read..."

    Still wonder what CPOD stands for, the article doesn't seem to explain. :p

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    1. Re:Size by RupW · · Score: 1
      Still wonder what CPOD stands for, the article doesn't seem to explain. :p

      It does say:
      It's a compact, portable, wearable device
      so it might just be that - Compact POrtable Device. That's not very inspired though.
    2. Re:Size by Monsieur+Canard · · Score: 1

      My guess would be Cardio Pulminary Observation Device or something important sounding like that.

      Then of course maybe they're trying to be all cool and the final name will be cPod.

      (I did a Google search on "CPOD portable compact black box" and it came up with this /. story from the news section with an age of 31 minutes. Sheesh, could they be any more current?)

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    3. Re:Size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I did a Google search on "CPOD portable compact black box" and it came up with this /. story from the news section with an age of 31 minutes. Sheesh, could they be any more current?)

      Slashdot's probably on the list of sites targeted for Google News and so would get very frequently scanned by Google.

    4. Re:Size by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      I have serious doubts I'd find it comfortable to sleep with that thing strapped to my waist.
      It was developed for astronauts - maybe the original context of that was zero-G.
    5. Re:Size by lrucker · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have serious doubts I'd find it comfortable to sleep with that thing strapped to my waist.

      Consider that if you're doing it for medical reasons, the alternative is wires stuck to your head - yeah, it's comfortable. (Mom had a stroke and every couple of weeks she has to be wired up for a day or two)

  14. testicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is it good to have a wireless signal so close to one's testicles 24 hours a day?

  15. medical breakthrough by millahtime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This could be a medical breakthrough. There are so many times when you may have spurratic symptoms and when you go see the doctor he can't see any of them. With this he can see when something was happening what was going on. Help send them in a better direction. This could really help people out.

    1. Re:medical breakthrough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      spurratic symptons for those so fewer than the norm. if there is practicing physician here. i have to ask you: is this unnecessary paranoia?

    2. Re:medical breakthrough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not meaning to be a troll, just thought I'd do my part to educate...

      but the word you're looking for is 'sporadic'

      posting as an AC just to avoid the inevitable karma blast...

  16. Ogg! by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

    does it play ogg?! that's the important question!

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    1. Re:Ogg! by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these...that's the important...er...whatever...

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  17. I'll sure be wearing it... by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... under my tinfoil hat!

    1. Re:I'll sure be wearing it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, people, the 'tinfoil hat' joke is officially over. Please refrain.

    2. Re:I'll sure be wearing it... by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 1
      OK, people, the 'tinfoil hat' joke is officially over. Please refrain.

      ... must ... resist ... temptation ...

      ...

      Oh well.
      I, for one, welcome our new grumpy overlords!

  18. Obvious other uses by MBAFK · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of my friends works as a carer in an old peopels home, she reckons this thing could be really helpful (since they are massively understaffed).

    1. Re:Obvious other uses by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It could be a good way to not only monitor their health but to make sure that they do not wander off. - the only issue I see is the size. It is pretty large. I couldn't sleep with that thing strapped to my stomach - and I would think it would be even worse for someone of large girth.

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    2. Re:Obvious other uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > One of my friends works as a carer in an old peopels home, she reckons this
      > thing could be really helpful (since they are massively understaffed).

      "I'm afraid we've lost Mavis!"
      "More soup for the rest of them then."
      "Woo hoo!!!"

    3. Re:Obvious other uses by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Do you mean Wang Girth or Body Girth? Because, if people of Body Girth can store crack cocaine in their folds of fat (See recent Oddly Enough story regarding a 350lb prison inmate), I think they stand a good chance of not even noticing the device. (It's also a sign that they very much need the device :))

  19. Neat stuff, but it's still a big ugly box by ryanwright · · Score: 1

    The /. writeup led me to believe this was for people with medical problems, but it looks like it was developed mostly for astronauts. Neat stuff. Only one thing, I'm a little disappointed by the size of the box and the need to hook all of those probes up to you. Shouldn't we have some of this crap woven right into space suits by now? I mean, it's 2004, and the best we can do is this big ugly box strapped to your chest?

    Yeah, I know. I watch too much sci-fi.

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    1. Re:Neat stuff, but it's still a big ugly box by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      "I mean, it's 2004, and the best we can do is..."

      I want my goddamn flying car. Traffic sucks ass. Driving hasn't changed significantly for decades. Cars are shinier but the driving experience is still the same old drek. We're due for a revolution!

      Back to the topic at hand... I don't really think this thing is the best anyone has come up with but I'm not an expert.

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  20. Advertising by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you're hungry it can send that information to hot spots that can then send you ads for nearby food stuff :-)

  21. A "Black Box" for the body? by Gudlyf · · Score: 2, Funny
    So I guess if I wear this thing and I blow up into thousands of chunks, drown in hundreds of feet of water or smack into a building at hundreds of miles an hour, people will know WTF was going on with me at the time.

    Other than that, a good autopsy would probably suffice, eh?

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  22. It's Huge by Hockney+Twang · · Score: 1

    Look at the pictures. That's the size of no mouse I've used. Sleeping on that thing would be comparable to sleeping with a toaster.

    1. Re:It's Huge by JLyle · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sleeping on that thing would be comparable to sleeping with a toaster.
      How many toasters did you have to sleep with to come to that conclusion?
  23. doc@home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    something like this is being used here in estonia for some time now:
    http://www.docobo.com/product/extended.html

  24. Again, I say, NEWS? by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 2

    While this specific device is most certainly new, heart monitors have been capable of doing this for years. Those are smaller than beepers and allow you (using 50baud modem technology) to transmit your history to a hospital.

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    1. Re:Again, I say, NEWS? by HepCatA · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who, after a second heart valve transplant is using one of this when needed.

      It's an awesome little device, and saves him from having to go in to see the doctor and get after-the-fact diagnostics.

      He just phones it in and the doc can see what's going on in near real time.

  25. wow by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they add a miniature harddrive and mp3 playback, I think they'll have an iPod killer!

    Then you could analyse your body's response relative to your favourite music... and if you put a big enough color lcd screen on the thing, you could also have a screensaver thingie that produces psychedelic swirls based on your physiological data!

  26. Sounds disgusting and morbid, but ... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... data is always useful, and if astronauts and pilots wear these, we can get a much better picture afterward of how they met their deaths. For the price of a silly dongle hanging off their belts, this can give us a better outline of the accident.

    Remember a couple of years ago about that small passenger jet that went offline, cruised until it ran out of fuel, then crashed? The fighter pilots scrambled to intercept it reported that the windows were misted over, hence they couldn't tell anything about the crew and passengers.

    On the flip side, a combat vet with thousands of flying hours can find his flight status revoked due to some health metric that the flight doc didn't like. Flying a desk is a living hell for these guys.

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    1. Re:Sounds disgusting and morbid, but ... by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

      > small passenger jet went offline, cruised until it ran out of fuel, then crashed? The fighter pilots scrambled to intercept it reported that the windows were misted over, hence they couldn't tell anything about the crew and passengers.

      What do you think misted over those windows?
      I think we all know what happened.
      Stewardess: "oh yes"
      Captain: "oh yes"
      Stewardess: "oh yes"
      Captain: "oh yes"
      Captin and Stewardess: "OH NO!"

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    2. Re:Sounds disgusting and morbid, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "On the flip side, a combat vet with thousands of flying hours can find his flight status revoked due to some health metric that the flight doc didn't like. Flying a desk is a living hell for these guys."

      Yep. Just ask George W. Bush.

    3. Re:Sounds disgusting and morbid, but ... by telstar · · Score: 1
      "Captin and Stewardess: "OH NO!"
      • The dude popped his cork too early, huh?
    4. Re:Sounds disgusting and morbid, but ... by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe it went more like this:

      Captain: 'oh yes'
      Stewardess: 'oh yes'
      Captain: 'oh yes'
      Stewardess: 'oh yes'
      Stewardess: 'oh yes'
      Stewardess: 'oh yes'
      Stewardess: 'Captain?'
      Stewardess: 'oh oh...'

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    5. Re:Sounds disgusting and morbid, but ... by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!

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  27. Re:cpod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It implies you're too much of a fucked-up slashdot geek to have any hope whatsoever of functioning in the real world. Advice: stay in your parents' basement, forever.

  28. CPOD on a Wrist Watch? by isolvesystems · · Score: 0

    It would be more useful and feasible if CPOD is wearable as a wrist watch

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  29. Sweet... by spuke4000 · · Score: 0
    Just like aliens. Obligatory quote:

    Hudson: I am ready, man. Ready to get it on. Check-it-out. I am the ultimate badass...state of the badass art. You do not want to fuck with me. Hey, Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you. Check-it-out... Independently targetting particle-beam phalanx. VWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart-missles, phased-plasma pulse-rifles, RPG's. We got sonic eeelectronic ballbreakers, we got nukes, we got knives...sharp sticks --

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  30. Predictive? by Apparition-X · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder whether future versions will offer predictive capabilities? Imgine being told you are going to have a heart attack in 15 minutes? Now add wireless, and imagine have an ambulance show up, ask you to get in, and take you to the hospital just in time for your impending cardiac arrest. Gee wireless, just in time supply chain, predictive diagnostics, with that many buzzwords, its gonna be a hit for sure!

    1. Re:Predictive? by Raleel · · Score: 1

      I smell DocWagon Platinum in my future! Five free resuscitations per year!

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      -- Who is the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him? --
    2. Re:Predictive? by b0z0mind · · Score: 1

      Check out Jim Waldo's presentation about this.

    3. Re:Predictive? by ragnar · · Score: 1

      Imgine being told you are going to have a heart attack in 15 minutes?

      And then getting a notice within 10 minutes from your insurance company that your policy is cancelled. ;)

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    4. Re:Predictive? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      this sounds funny, but ive considered something like this for a car for a long time... imagine being able to cheat the mandatory insurance laws by getting $10/mo insurance that required you to carry a black box in your car that called and cancelled your insurance just prior to any accident?

    5. Re:Predictive? by Luciq · · Score: 1

      I agree. While this device may be bulky, it's only a matter of time before it becomes small enough that it can be implanted and not noticed. That means cheaper, more effective bodily diagnostics and, as you mentioned, the ability to detect patterns that warn of impending malfunction.

      This is especially important for people who live or work alone, with no one around to summon help. Current medical technology can do quite a bit to help victims of heart attack, stroke, etc. IF the victim receives immediate care.

      I'd be first in line for a small, implantable version. I'm only 23, but already concerned that something will happen when I'm off coding or sleeping and the good folks at Alcor will find me too late.

    6. Re:Predictive? by Apparition-X · · Score: 1

      Good link, thanks. This of course also amply demonstrates why he is a distinguished engineer at Sun and I am just a wannabe posting on /.

  31. Sun Research is looking at this issue too by b0z0mind · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jim Waldo recently spoke at the 7th Jini Community Meeting about the uses of these very same types of devices. Here are the slides to the presentation.

  32. Not really NEW technology..... by thewiz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The CPOD is really just an extension of a device called a Holter Monitor that cardiologists use on their patients. Holters used to be just a tape recorder that recorded your heartbeat/respiration for up to 36-hours. Now you can get digital versions that do all that and MORE (for only $19.95! Order now!)
    You can also plug them into ECG machines, have them transmit data over phone lines, via a radio while in a hospital, etc. I'm actually surprised it took NASA this long to adapt something that has been in use publicly for many years. It used to be that technology was developed by NASA and then the public sector adopted it.

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    1. Re:Not really NEW technology..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually wore one of these when I was a kid. The monitor wasn't a problem, what sucked is that you have to write down EXACTLY what you did at an EXACT time so the doctor looking at the output of the tape knew what I was doing at any point and time.

      7:02-03 walk to kitchen
      7:03 open fridge door
      7:03 take milk out of fridge
      7:04 pour milk into glass
      etc.

      All for 24 hours. That part really sucked!

    2. Re:Not really NEW technology..... by the+frizz · · Score: 1
      Agree that this is not new to the world of cardiology. 10 years ago the pacemakers already logged heart rates, breath rate and volume, motion detecion (running vs walking) all smaller than a box of matches and the battery lasted for 5 years with no recharging. I wouldn't be suprised to see this device become much smaller.

      An interesting sensor to add would be a GPS receiver. Some prisoners are released into public with GPS ankle bracelets with this kind of technology. There are plenty of non-nefarious spying uses for this too. A GPS combined with the CPOD could be used by athletes to track their performance.

      And I agree there are many reasons why you wouldn't want to permantly wear one. When I was working for a pacemaker company 10 years ago we were developing a new kind of motion sensor to detect the running vs. walking. I strapped on the prototype for a day to collect some data. That night my wife refused to have sex with me, because she didn't want anyone at the office to annotate the trace with "they did it here" and stick it up on the cubicle wall.

    3. Re:Not really NEW technology..... by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      I'm actually surprised it took NASA this long to adapt something that has been in use publicly for many years. It used to be that technology was developed by NASA and then the public sector adopted it.

      This does a little more than the Holters. It records BP as well as blood gas. The blood pressure test is the kicker for me. I have absolutely no idea how it records BP without a cuff, but is one of the more telling vital signs.

      I also assume that since it's being compared to a "black box", it can stand up to significantly more abuse than the Holter devices.

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      -Turkey

    4. Re:Not really NEW technology..... by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      annotate the trace with "they did it here" and stick it up on the cubicle wall

      You could have mentioned that her idea of what would happen is a bit better for your credibility than, say, "they did it here", and an arrow pointing to the cubicle wall...

    5. Re:Not really NEW technology..... by Aetrix · · Score: 1

      Actually, the device is combining the technology that went into Holter Monitors with the technology that is in current internal/automatic insulin testing and despensing montors (The kind that people have tapped directly into their pancreas.)

      It seems from the article, however, that these devices are monitoring blood levels which would require little tiny lab tests int the device.

      THEY STOLE MY COLLECTION OF 1CM PHLEBOTOMISTS!!

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  33. for babies and small children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Monitor
    breathing
    heart rate
    body tempature
    ekg
    etc

    send data to a monitoring receiver via rfid / bluetooth / wireless

    And best of all, an alarm pager which you wear if the kid stops breathing, heart rate falls, etc...

    1. Re:for babies and small children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      he wants to know when her body is showing signs of sexual activity or masturbatory practices so he can videotape.

  34. MEN IN TIGHTS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think what you are looking for is a chastity belt w/no key ;)

    1. Re:MEN IN TIGHTS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!

  35. Re: Been Waiting for this by shambalagoon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Oooh I've been waiting for something like this to come along. A total bio-feedback device (or as total as current technology allows). I can watch the effects of what I eat, attribute my mood to biological factors when necessary.. In fact the psychological potential is huge.

    If it's the level of self-awareness that makes humans unique, then this can only lead us further in the right direction.

    How do I buy one? ThinkGeek- are you working on this?

  36. Re:CPOD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I'd like that but I'm a 33 year old virgin. Even though I can hack through the thickest maze of quantum path integrals and field quantizations, I can't hack women. Quite frankly, I'm seriously afraid of them.

    Therefore I've set my goals at becoming a mediocre academic until one day I can't stand it anymore, at which point I'll promptly go home and watch more television.

  37. Is Robert X Cringely in on this? by dborod · · Score: 2, Informative

    A couple of years ago, the oft-quoted PBS techno-pundit Robert X Cringely lost his son to sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS).

    In subsequent articles, he proposed a distributed computing project to try to track down the cause of SIDS by outfitting infants with wearable computers that would gather all sorts of data in the hopes of determining the cause(s) of SIDS.

    He even had the brainwave of trying to sell the spare computing cycles of the devices to work on distributed processing tasks as a way to subsidize the development costs.

  38. CPOD definition by kjdames · · Score: 1
    Sounds French to me.

    Communication Personelle/Professionelle Ouverts et Digital (Communication Personelle/Professionelle Open and Digital)

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    Typos... that's just how I role.

  39. How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about your girlfriend?
    Imagine the needless fights that would ensue...

  40. The elderly or people in poor health? by Geek_3.3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I assume that this could be the next generation 'medical alert' bracelet. Just having all that information for the paramedic team in the interim between the time where the person was incapacitated and medical treatment could be the difference between life and death. That, and of course, have the wireless reciever set with an autodialer anytime certain vitals go wild. It could be a revolution in care for the elderly and sick.

    1. Re:The elderly or people in poor health? by Geek_3.3 · · Score: 1

      ... or a major burden for the emergency response teams everywhere everytime the damned thing falls off.

      Time will tell, I guess.

  41. This would be great for athletes by TamMan2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Imagine how much this could help with the training and racing of serious endurence athletes.

    Imagine the US postal cycling team support car having stats in real time on all of the cyclist during the tour de france. They could tell who needs a rest and who has the energy to lead, and adjust their drafting stratagies accordingly.

    The posibilities seem almost limitless...

    --
    "I'll have a Guinness, no wait, make that a Coors Light" -Grad student I work with, who shall remain anonymous...
    1. Re:This would be great for athletes by bmwm3nut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i was thinking the same thing. my immediate thought when i read that article was that i'd love to have that for when i'm training. being able to monitor not only heart rate (you can get that with a simple $30 device) but blood oxygen levels would be ideal for training. you can do your intervals as hard as you need to cause you to go anaroebic, but not so hard that your hurt yourself. and then when you do your endurance workouts you can make sure that you're never going anaroebic. this is way cool. i want one.

    2. Re:This would be great for athletes by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      This could in fact be powerful...to a point. Atheletes at the elite level are right at teh razor's edge of metabolism and body mechanics. For shorter duration events (e.g. 400 meter run etc) the atheletes are of similar conditioning (as that is a matter of training and dedication which they all have. The differentiator is being able to maintain efficiency and form when the body chemistry wants to do otherwise. Lance Armstrong is so good because he knows he can do more than his body tells him he can. It would be sad in a way if the support folks in a van were telling the atheletes what they could and could not do. Marathon running would start to be like football with a dozen assistant coaches for every athelete.

      As a training tool this could be great though. You could chart your progress. Hit the sweet spot of physical response during your workout for the best conditioning etc.

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    3. Re:This would be great for athletes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anw who needs a good shot of this doping medicine. /No no the epo is for my grandmother and the cocaine for my dog/

    4. Re:This would be great for athletes by awtbfb · · Score: 1

      Imagine how much this could help with the training and racing of serious endurence athletes.

      Actually, there are a lot of applications for this sort of thing. So many that there is a company named BodyMedia out there that is selling an armband that does this sort of thing. It's a lot more comfortable and discreet than a waist-worn device. I've had a chance to hold one of these - very light and small.

    5. Re:This would be great for athletes by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Imagine the US postal cycling team support car having stats in real time on all of the cyclist during the tour de france.

      No need to imagine - Team USPS has been using heart rate monitors for years, not to mention being in constant radio contact with their director. All of the other teams do this, too.

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      On stereophonic equipment, the monaural sound obtained through multiple channels will enhance your listening pleasure.
    6. Re:This would be great for athletes by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now if we can put this functionality into a Mini-iPod...

      Better yet, a regular iPod for more storage!

      On a more serious note, it might be interesting to have the iPod select music based on an external input, which in this case might be heart rate. One genre when you're walking, one when you're jogging, another when you're engaged in some highly aerobic activity...

      Wait, this is /.

      Nevermind.

      Tim

    7. Re:This would be great for athletes by Poison_kitty · · Score: 1

      I beleive they already have something quite similar to help in the training of horses for competitions.

  42. Quick, bring it to market! by GPLDAN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wanted to say something witty and get modded funny, something about "I've fallen and can't get up!" - but I honestly think in a few months, at best, infomercials will start catering this tech to the elderly. The boomers are moving towards geriatric age, they will want a RF based device in their home that auto dials 911 if they have a heart attack or a stroke.

    Right now, if I am ADT or one of the home security firms, I am aggressively looking to buy, develop or partner with a hospice firm to tie the two together.

  43. Monitor for SIDS by centauri · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a guy here who lost his daughter to some form of SIDS and was imploring the geek community to help him come up with a cheap biomonitor so tons of SIDS data could be collected and the syndrome stopped? What happened with that?

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    Don't blame me, I voted for Durga.
    1. Re:Monitor for SIDS by NoahsMyBro · · Score: 1

      This article reminded me of that, too, immediately. The father was Robert Cringely, and his weekly column is here . A link to the archived column is http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20020425. html . I cannot find the WIKI he originally set up. For a while I checked in on the webpage he set up for the project, and I never saw any progress.

  44. But.. by cZ4r · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTF, it can't play mp3!!1

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    NO FAT CHICKS.
  45. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post is obviously on topic, because the cpod does seem to be a take-off of the ipod's design.

  46. Re:CPOD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    listen buddy. you gotta realize that it's all about attidue, you hear? attitude. you gotta put on some superficial aesthetics (shower, decent looking clothes) but attitude is where it's at. even if you are hot you're gonna get rejected. but rejection is good, it boosts your synaptic coping mechanism. keep at it buddy. find the poooooontang, it's one of the few things (maybe the only thing) that makes normal life worthy to put up with. a man cannot go without poontang, somebody that loves him and someone to love.

  47. as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NASA didn't meet the deadline: 8 - 1 = 7 days late

  48. Re:CPOD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could buy a Apple and become one of those cool guys, you know, penii and stuff.

    On a different note, my socks seem to smell.

  49. Re:I hate trolls. by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the CPOD is so indestructible, why don't they just make the rest of the human out of the same stuff?

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    --TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
  50. Wardriving for these would be fun! by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    (driving around with CPOD_hack tool)... "hey, there's a guy that needs a bad day."

    > CPOD_hack that.guy.over.there -fake_heartattack

    Some girl thinks she likes you, but isn't sure... send her CPOD a signal!

    > CPOD_hack those.girls -symptoms_of_love

    ha ha.

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    stuff |
  51. Bad advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As a happily married man I'd like to point out that you are confusing two things: love and sex.

    They are not the same thing.

    1. Re:Bad advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      definitely, but this guy (grandparent) is a few steps behind you.

  52. if only this was available years ago... by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    if only this was available years ago....Jimmy Hoffa wouldn't be "lost" (assuming that the black box could be found).

    I guess it's also useful for miners too. Though I can see the potential of abuse (especially by life insurance companies). For instance, if a bunch of miners are trapped and killed when the mine caves in, the black boxes when recovered could tell how exactly they died. Well what if the insurance policy on the mine doesn't cover heart attacks or strokes caused by the stress of the accident that might have incapacitate them and they end up dying from suffication?

    Big brother gets a new spin?

  53. It's like a plane's black box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So like, after i die a strange death, people will be able to replay my final moments?

    thud thud thud...
    sound of traffic whirring by...
    *cough*
    "hey man, check out that hottie at 9 oclock"
    "WHERE!?"
    SCREEEECCHHH!!!
    "AAAHHH!"
    *t hud* *crinkly* *thunk*
    "eerrghhgh" ...

  54. Mod parent: sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A racial joke is OK for some if it's remotely funny. This one's so lame it's just sad.

  55. Useful mods: by Cyran0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see it now... all the mods:

    Warwalking mod: vibrates when you're in range of an open node

    Bootcamp mod: cusses you out if your heart rate drops below a specified limit ("Get off yer ass, slacker! Double-time! hup! hup!")

    slack mod: tells you to chill out if your blood pressure rises above a specified limit ("deep breath, dude... feel your chakra")

    1. Re:Useful mods: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feeling my "chakra" makes my heart rate go up...

  56. stay out of my bed, NASA! by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
    "It's comfortable enough to be worn while sleeping. It's non-invasive."

    I don't know what you're doing in bed, Mr Nasa-person, but anything that is worn around the waist, other than a female, is going to be pretty darn invasive. I don't want any part of this until you can surgically implant it into my body, and its safe from all the strange exploits I may find myself indulging in from time to time.

    Ahem.

  57. Death Tapes by manganese4 · · Score: 1

    Now if we can only get the Death Tapes mentioned in Robert Zelanzy's "Isle of the Dead". Of course this would violate the clonning research ban but that is a separate issue.

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    I make my face look like this and concerned words come out.
  58. A Box For Black People? by greygent · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Slashdot went Slaschdaut on me for a second, there.

  59. Apple cPod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if Apple made these and called them cPods... Profit!

  60. Hominids by grabskipper · · Score: 1

    What next? Companions and Alibi Archives?

  61. Why don't you astroturf somewhere else? by BigChigger · · Score: 1

    This place is getting a little crowded.

    BC

  62. My Dad wore one by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    This is not really new news. My father wore one of these things for a couple of 24 hour periods both before and after pacemaker implant. It was a fancy new one that measured more than just EKG data; tracked all kinds of stuff. His pacemaker also stores data about itself and my father. It is downloaded to a laptop through an induction interface.

    I'm sure someone is working on an implanted thought recorder that reports back to Homeland Security every time you have a disloyal thought about Bush.

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    Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
    1. Re:My Dad wore one by allen17 · · Score: 0

      I'm sure someone is working on an implanted thought recorder that reports back to Homeland Security every time you have a disloyal thought about Bush.

      that would just ddos Homeland security.

  63. almost there... by NeedleSurfer · · Score: 0

    obviously this isn't the homeland security asking you to wear those devices. I wouldn't even care about privacy since those devices are to be used for people on mission or for research purpose in which case, wearing something to track your statistics is mandatory.

    Even if its less invasive than the other tech however, I believe, just by looking at the picture, it hasn't reached a perfect level of freedom, it looks like an iPod-on-a-belly.

    I believe freedom will truly be reached when something like this will be spinkled on people to gather their specs:

    http://robotics.eecs.berkeley.edu/~pister/SmartD us t/

    1. Re:almost there... by NeedleSurfer · · Score: 0

      the usual space has been inserted between the last "s" and "t/"

      sorry for the inconvenience

  64. please, think of the pilots dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can fly on his own money in their own planes.

    Any pilot who is either in charge of other people's lives in a commercial airliner, or millions of dollars of tax payers money in the form of an jet is not going to fly with "just a few chest pains, nothin serious" when a medical doctor who knows a lot more than he does tells him he is a risk. It's a job not a jock-hobby.

    Otherwise what you say is correct, but pilots have a job and they have to be fit to do that job or accidents happen. Go tell "flying a desk is a living hell for these guys" to all the families of the victims of the US fighter pilots whose antics led to the cutting down of a cable car that KILLED people (I am sure they would have opted for desk jobs over death). Admittedly that was due to an immaturity level rather than blood level, but the example stands for the possibilities for pilot (rather than mechanical) error in high risk environments.

    Btw, stop romanticising pilots, cosmonauts, astronauts, taichonauts... they all add up to naught next to a commited nurse or doctor.

    1. Re:please, think of the pilots dept. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      I didn't intend to romanticize anything. I took the initial position that perhaps pilots should wear these things, but there's always the balance of privacy issues to consider. Basically, if you're going to toss a pilot away, you should be fairly certain that he's too much of a risk. I'm not a pilot, and only barely know one, but I can sympathize with not considering these people superhuman.

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      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
  65. Borg from Startrek gizmo. by todu · · Score: 1

    This black box sounds just like that little gizmo the Borg take from their dead drones before they dispose of the rest of the body.

    It would be interresting to get an automated "You are fired"-email to the cellphone when enough vitals are outside of specified parameters. But then again, there are some advantages: You don't have to go through all of the bureaucracy when applying for a life insurance - they are already aware of all the necessary data to make a fair risk judgement.

    1. Re:Borg from Startrek gizmo. by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      This black box sounds just like that little gizmo the Borg take from their dead drones...

      Actually, this was used even earlier in the star trek universe. In the first trek movie notice that each officer had a little box at around waist level on their uniform. (see here) It was never mentioned in the movie, but the "writer's bible" said it was a bio monitoring device.

  66. Star Trek by Compulawyer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Isn't this essentially an alpha version of the devices worn around the waist by the crew in Star Trek: The Motion Picture from way back in 1979? You can get a view of the device here.

    Add another Trek device to the list of real-world inventions.

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    Laws affecting technology will always be bad until enough techies become lawyers.

  67. Updated version of what hospitals already use by still+cynical · · Score: 1

    Many hospitals already use "telemetry" units, which are just radio transmitters with the old fashioned ekg, pulse, etc leads attached. No recording, just real-time transmission to the nurses' station. The idea is to alert the nurse immediately if a high-risk (cardiac, etc.) patient has a serious problem. This eliminates the uncomfortable leads and adds recording, but the box sounds like a similar size.

    The key is to USE it properly. My father-in-law was a patient on an all-telemetry ward a couple of years ago. A fellow patient got fed up with his treatment, took all of the leads and the unit off and WENT HOME. Guess how many hours it took the staff to notice they were getting no vitals at all from this patient?

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    Ignorance is the root of all evil.
  68. One step nearer the Borg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bluetooth headsets, wearable status monitors...

    You know where it's heading.

  69. i've got already the iPod... by paultt · · Score: 1

    i've got a similar device, i carry it on with me almost all the time , and'd it's called *iPod*. why the cpod? the C made it very fuffy.... (a word that means not very bad but useless...)

  70. Santa Clause and God are getting lazy... by ScottGant · · Score: 1

    Soon we'll see these things tied to the new cameras that record everything in your life as you wear them.

    That way, Santa can just fire up the workstation and download the info to see who's been naughty or nice.

    This will also go into the Master Database. Remember when in high school when teachers used to threaten "this will go into your PERMINATE RECORD!" Where is this record at now?

    I'm sure all this will get tied together somehow and come back to bite me in the ass...it always does.

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    "Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it." - John Lennon.
  71. Hmmm... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    Operator: We're glad you've chosen to apply for our Bank Zero line of credit, Mrs. Goldberg. May I call you Delores?

    Hoarse, masculine voice: Er, sure. Whatever.

    Operator: Wonderful. Now we just need to verify your identity.

    Hoarse, masculine voice: My pulse is 85 right now. BP 150 over 200. And, yes, I'm already seeing a doctor about it.

    Operator: That's just fine. So, you said you wanted this line of credit made out to "Eddie's House of Hot Skin" in San Pedro, right?

    Hmmmph. I may have just found a new career direction.

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  72. How much and Where? by Kefaa · · Score: 1

    It seems like a dot com ad. We have this great technology but I cannot find a price or where you can purchase it. Are they looking for VC dollars to make it public?

  73. Not what I was thinking it would be... by brian1442 · · Score: 1

    When I first read the title, I was thinking this would be some kind of egg-shaped thing that I could crawl inside. Then, people could push me out of airplanes or high buildings and I survive.

  74. Warnings by dafz1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    For nursing home patients:

    "(user) needs food."

    "(user) needs food BADLY!"

    "(user) is about to die!"

    1. Re:Warnings by amjacobs · · Score: 1

      "(user) was eaten by a grue!"

  75. LifeShirt has been around a while by bdmm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Similar item in the form factor of a shirt, links on this page to videos of the shirt:

    LifeShirt Demos

  76. Just what I need... by farzadb82 · · Score: 1

    An electronic device that confirms that I actually did rm -r -f /home

  77. Remote medical attention? by Atanamis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps we could even further enhance the system by allowing the symptoms to be transmitted as an email attachment to the doctor. He could then diagnose your illness, and call a prescription in to your pharmacy without ever having to see you. As the technology progressed, we could have the diagnosis made automatically by a computer.

    Eventually, you would just take your readings to the pharmacy, put them in a machine, and receive your prescription. Drug interactions, body weight/type, and past conditions could all be factored to obtain an optimal medical diagnosis.

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    Atanamis
  78. Consumer/Special Ops by EdMcMan · · Score: 1
    I imagine some groups have had this for some time (SWAT teams, special forces, etc.)

    Snake? SNAKE!

  79. that was Payne Stewart's plane, I think by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    That was Payne Stewart's (professional golfer, US Open winner) plane. His plane took off (with six people on board?) from Florida, went silent about thirty minutes after takeoff, and ended up crashing somewhere in South Dakota when it ran out of fuel.

    There may be results from the FAA accident investigation - I don't know.

  80. Sorry, but your HMO claim has been denied. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Your application for coverage going to surgery towards carpal tunnel syndrome has been turned down.

    Upon inspection of your CPOD datalogs, the cause of the affliction has been identified as a recurring rapid jerking motion of the lower right arm.

    Please refrain from resubmitting your application unless there are other medical factors that would cause said motion to be triggered involuntarily. Until such time, we suggest you get a girlfriend.

  81. Hope this thing.. by CamSauce · · Score: 0

    .. can track flatulence. I for one would prefer it if some co-workers had to wear these as to warn others to keep a safe distance. BEEP BEEP Fart detected! Fart detected!

  82. If Apple made it... by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    ... would it be a p-Pod?

  83. Yes that was Payne Stewart's plane. by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    The aircraft lost cabin pressure at very high altitude (40,000+ feet?) and all aboard died very quickly (seconds, maybe a minute) from hypoxia (lack of oxygen) loooong before the aircraft ran out of fuel and crashed. At such high altitudes, not even breathing 100% oxygen will keep you alive, unless you're in a pressurized cabin since the O2 will literally boil out of your blood .

    1. Re: Yes that was Payne Stewart's plane. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      No way hypoxia can kill in seconds, since cardiac arrest (which means ZERO oxygen delivery to tissues) takes four to six minutes to kill the brain, which is the most sensitive organ.

      You might be fatally injured by a loss of pressure at 40000 feet, but you won't be dead for four to six minutes from hypoxia alone. Of course exploding could kill you faster.

      Hypoxia would likely cause someone to lose consciousness in seconds though.

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  84. Family Guy by ObligatoryQuoteGuy · · Score: 0

    (Brian is hired as a pilot and he and Stewie starts the engine, run right into two cows tearing off the wings)
    Stewie: "Boy, are you going to get redfaced when they find the black box!"

  85. Here's the NTSB report by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1
  86. wont help much if the report is flawed by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    http://www.abc.net.au/pm/s674866.htm

    PM - Coroner critises NTSB following plane crash

    PM - Thursday, 12 September , 2002 00:00:00
    Reporter: Ian Townsend
    HAMISH ROBERTSON: The West Australian coroner has taken the Australian Transport Safety Bureau to task over the way it investigated a plane crash that killed eight men two years ago.

    The men were aboard a plane that left Perth and travelled more than 2,000 kilometres on autopilot, before it crashed in Queensland's remote north west.

    The inquest failed to determine exactly why the men died, but the Coroner's recommended a new alarm system for pressurised planes to stop it happening again.

    Ian Townsend reports.

    IAN TOWNSEND: In September 2000, seven men boarded a Beechcraft Super King Air 200 plane at Perth, charted by mining company, Sons of Gwalia, to take them to the company's gold mine at Leonora in Western Australia.

    Half an hour in to the flight, air traffic controllers lost contact with the plane's pilot.

    In the eery five hours that followed, the plane flew on autopilot across the Northern Territory before crashing when it ran out of fuel on a remote cattle station in Queensland's gulf country.

    In its last hours it was shadowed by several planes trying desperately to make contact with the pilot. But it appears everyone on board was unconscious or dead. The plane crashed with no survivors.

    Today the West Australian Coroner, Alistair Hope handed down his final report into the deaths of pilot, Ken Mosedale and the seven passengers.

    His findings: that their deaths were an accident but that the causes of death still can't be determined. Mr Hope's report was a scathing attack on the investigators, especially the Australian Transport Safety Bureau.

    CORONER'S REPORT: I should stress at the outset that any comments in relation to the performance of the ATSB are made in the context where eight people have unnecessarily lost their lives, such a tragic event in my view requires careful analysis of available evidence and where answers are not forthcoming because of a lack of evidence, an examination should take place as to the way in which evidence has been obtained and possible deficiencies in obtaining evidence identified, which should be corrected in future cases if such tragedies are not to be repeated on a continuing basis.

    IAN TOWNSEND: Mr Hope went on to outline what he said where deficiencies of evidence, especially a 12 month delay in getting crucial toxicology tests that could have determined how the men died, if the cabin had depressurised, or if there were toxic fumes.

    Mr Hope was particularly critical of the lack of coordination between the Australian Transport Safety Bureau, the Queensland Police and the Civil Aviation Safety Authority.

    He also criticised the ATSB in the way it presented its evidence and its failure to take notes when interviewing witnesses, the lack of compassion for grieving relatives by one bureau investigator and the lack of transparency in the relationship between the bureau and the aircraft manufacturers.

    And there was also a blast for the ATSB executive director, Kym Bills, who wrote to the coroner during the inquest complaining about criticism of the bureau. The coroner pointed out that it was improper to attempt to influence the future course of the hearing directly.

    Mr Hope recommended that in future the ATSB and Civil Aviation Safety Authority and the police coordinate their investigations. He also recommended that an audible warning system for cabin depressuristion be fitted to all pressurised aircraft, and that the Civil Aviation Safety Authority investigator sought a cheaper version of the black box flight recorder for general aviation aircraft.

    Other recommendations included that the Australian Transport Safety Bureau review is procedures to ensure that if a similar tragedy happened again that the proper toxicology tests were carried out early to find out whether toxic fumes or cabin depressurisation were to blame.

  87. That's really great, but... by theCat · · Score: 1

    ...does it come in 5 shagadelic colors?

    Thank-yah-vury-much. I'll be playing here all week, folks.

    --
    =^..^= all your rodent are belong to us
  88. Pshht! by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

    It ain't a black box until it's virtually indestructable.

    At that point, it would double as a bulletproof shield.

    All joking aside, if you build one of these into police and soldiers' bulletproof vests, you will have a new way to keep men alive out there. (Or, in a post-battle field, find those bodies that are still alive)

  89. Didn't Cringely Want One of These? by floatt · · Score: 1

    Chase 2.0
    Is that a supercomputer in your jammies?

  90. Misread by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 1

    OT: I misread it as "Science: A Black Box for People", where I thought that the article was about science being so complex that the average Joe/Jane can't grok how most of our advancements have been achieved. People, in general, regard most technology as black boxes because they have absolutely know clue as to how stuff works. Science might be a black box also because most discoveries are so esoteric that people have no idea what they are, much less how it will benifit their lives. This could be dangerous because rhetoric about science being harmful to society and humanity is easier to understand to the average person and that can lead to a resentment of science to the point where people will demand an outright ban on scientific advancement, which will lead to another dark age.

  91. We were dong this in 1978 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at Mount Sinai Medical Center in Miami.
    We didn't have cheap solid-state memory, so it wasn't quite as small.
    We used a walkman-size recorder.
    The speed of the cassette tape was slowed to allow 6 hours of recording and the signal was FM'd.

    gewg_

  92. Picky picky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technically you're correct, but if you're at 40,000 feet and you've lost total cabin pressure for 60 seconds or longer, you're as good as dead anyway.

  93. So by filmsmith · · Score: 1

    If you're tripped out by your screensaver, your iBod would alter the screensaver to reflect that and, in turn, trip you out even more which would make your iBod...

    fs

  94. A box for black people WTF?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought they already had that...it's called prison.