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  1. Re:Man on Infinium Labs Threatens HardOCP Again · · Score: 5, Funny


    Timothy Roberts: hey Darl, I need the Ouiji Board tonight, we're going to threaten HardOCP and we need some insight.

    Darl McBride: The Ouiji Board? OK, but we're keeping the Tarot Cards until Friday.

  2. I should have been a lawyer... on Infinium Labs Threatens HardOCP Again · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love this bit:
    3. You allege that Timothy Roberts has helmed several businesses that have failed or gone bankrupt in the last six years. The innuendo is that the businesses failed or went bankrupt while Timothy Roberts was head of the businesses.

    These lawyers must get paid by the word. For their next threatening letter I'd recommend something that will get them a few more bucks. How about:
    3. You allege that Timothy Roberts has helmed several businesses that have failed or gone bankrupt in the last six years. The innuendo is that the businesses failed or went bankrupt while Timothy Roberts was head of the businesses. You suggest that Timothy Roberts was head of the businesses when they went bankrupt. According to your site, Timothy Roberts was at the helm of the businesses when they went bankrupt. You insinuate that Timothy Roberts was running the companies at the time bankruptcy befell the businesses. Timothy Roberts, in your opinion, was acting in an important role at the time the businesses went bankrupt. Who is it you suggest was controlling the companies at the time of their respective bankruptcies? Timothy Roberts. Timothy Roberts, as suggested by you, is to have been acting in a managerial role when the bankruptcies of said companies occured. Allegations were made by you that Timothy Roberts was involved in a controlling role of the companies when they went bankrupt. Timothy Roberts, according to your site, was in an integral role at the forementioned companies when they went bankrupt. Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts Timothy Roberts

    I really should have gone to Lahw Skool, the past 20ish years of geeking seem wasted by comparison..
  3. Re:Sorry... on The Nine Lives of Napster · · Score: 3, Funny


    Coke in a Pepsi cup? Philistine.

  4. Re:So much... on NASA Says Mars Once "Drenched With Water" · · Score: 2, Funny


    if you would read slashdot more

    That would only be possible if we were on Mars with those longer Martian days.

  5. The important question.. on See Spot Surf · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..do dogs laugh at themselves for being suckered into looking at goatse.cx?

  6. Ah, memories.. on End of the "Lone Asteroid" Theory? · · Score: 5, Funny


    This brings back memories.

    I remember having a beer at my buddy Vijay's place in India (he was an outsourced Fern & Brush Maintainer for the Pangea Shrubbery Co. in the Late Cretaceous) Anyhow, I was working on my tan as the sun's light had only recently begun shining through to the Earth's surface thanks to the Chicxulub hit years before.

    Vijay had just finished telling me a great joke about his dog having no nose when we saw a massive asteroid coming down. Vijay just muttered "Oh bugger, not again." The sad part of the whole thing was that I had tanned lying on my stomach that morning. My face and frontside were ghostly white for ages.

    I was a laughing stock for most of the Tertiary period..

  7. Re:Umm... on Satellite Celebrates 20 Years Working in Orbit · · Score: 1

    Oh bah, I'm only 12 years from that and can get hard looking at pictures of Rosanne Barr..

  8. Wonderful book on Pragmatic JUnit Testing · · Score: 1, Troll


    Pragmatic JUnit Testing was the quantum leap I needed. Because of Pragmatic JUnit Testing, the lateral shift to JUnit was perfect. It wasn't a complete shock thanks to Pragmatic JUnit Testing. Overall I'd say it wasn't so much a complete paradigm shift but thanks to Pragmatic JUnit Testing, it helped me think outside the box.

    Three cheers for Pragmatic JUnit Testing!!

    Hip hip.. HOORAY!

  9. Re:Free Trade helps megacorps on The Full Outsourcing Discussion · · Score: 2, Interesting


    But the information I have flatly contradicts your concerns.

    Yup, I was quick to Submit, most people do have some form of investments however the people tending the funds are the ones that make the big investment decisions, not Joe Lunchbucket with 20 or 30K in mutual funds.

  10. Re:Free Trade helps megacorps on The Full Outsourcing Discussion · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Also note how the fellow mentions that people want a good brand when buying water: The people don't care about the bottle, just who bottles it.

    A good book on branding BS and the marketting that goes with it is No Logo (Naomi Klein). A decent read.

  11. Free Trade helps megacorps on The Full Outsourcing Discussion · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Hemos adds: Ultimately, free trade works out well

    then I read this in the article:

    "look around this office." All the computers are from Compaq. The basic software is from Microsoft. The phones are from Lucent. The air-conditioning is by Carrier, and even the bottled water is by Coke, because when it comes to drinking water in India, people want a trusted brand. On top of all this, Nagarajan said, 90 percent of the shares in 24/7 are owned by U.S. investors.

    OK, so that's how Free Trade works out well: domestic workers are put out of jobs but the big multinationals reap the benefits. Where are the phones from Lucent and the the Carrier air conditioners manufacturered? Where does Coke bottle the water? They don't ship it over from the US. They probably have a filtering and bottling plant down the street.

    The 90% of the shares owned by US investors aren't owned by your next door neighbours, they're owned by multimillionaire investment traders. They don't give a shit about the people making them the money, they're just cogs in their money-machine.

    Saying Free Trade works out well because faceless corporation make billions is just plain wrong.

  12. Re:Objectives on Thief 3 Website Goes Live · · Score: 1


    Too damn funny :)

  13. Re:Graphic novel? on Voice Of The Fire · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    IThey charge more for "graphic novels" than they do "comics". One day you'll see "Archie & Jughead Graphic Novels" selling for $19.95.. Not trolling, I just would rather read a good book.

  14. Re:Fantastic! on IBM Cleared in San Jose Cancer Liability Suit · · Score: 2, Funny


    IBM Spokesperson Joseph Camel agrees.

  15. Phear Canada on U.S. is World Leader in Spam · · Score: 5, Funny


    While you Americans are spamming the world, we Canucks are gulping down herbal viagra, slathering growth cream on our willies and Making Money Fast.. Laugh at us, will you?!

  16. Re:From the changelog [OT] on USENIX Responds to SCO; Fyodor Pulls NMap · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish i could do this kind of stuff in my programming, it's freaking hilarious.

    man sed
    ;)
  17. Re:From the on USENIX Responds to SCO; Fyodor Pulls NMap · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Seriously, wonder what SCO will do if Samba and the other well known projects follow suit?

    What they've been doing for the past year: hire more lawyers. SCO isn't a software company any more.

  18. Re:Oops. on USENIX Responds to SCO; Fyodor Pulls NMap · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I don't think they are allowed to modify the licensing terms, that may only apply to their own software written in-house. If they could modify the terms then the GPL loses all its bite.

  19. We live in interesting times.. on USENIX Responds to SCO; Fyodor Pulls NMap · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those too lazy to look up Section 4 of the GPL:
    4. You may not copy, modify, sublicense, or distribute the Program except as expressly provided under this License. Any attempt otherwise to copy, modify, sublicense or distribute the Program is void, and will automatically terminate your rights under this License. However, parties who have received copies, or rights, from you under this License will not have their licenses terminated so long as such parties remain in full compliance.
    Now this gets interesting: if SCO continues to distributed NMAP will the FSF start filing lawsuits? This might be the "Big Test" everyone has been waiting for.

    /me makes a bowl of popcorn and sits back to enjoy the show.. (as an aside, does anyone know what compiler SCO uses to generate their binaries?)
  20. How nice of IBM.. on IBM Offers to Help Sun Open Up Java · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Just playing Devil's Advocate here: IBM sounds touchy-feely about open source but how would they react if Sun were to offer to help IBM open up AIX?

  21. Do it! on Upgrading Your Current System To Kernel 2.6 · · Score: -1, Troll


    Actually Step 1 is to: pay your $699 licensing fee you cock-smoking teabaggers. A caveat: SCO's license doesn't seem to differentiate between cock-smoking and non-cock-smoking teabaggers.

  22. Re:better hope on 'Extreme' Web Sites Under Fire From UK Police · · Score: 0


    They'd need a lot of warrants to search those hundreds of thousands of parents' basements.

  23. hack.. on What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack? · · Score: 0


    RealDolls... but calling it "hacking" is a bit of a stretch..

  24. The Slashdot 9 on Debugging · · Score: 0, Funny

    (this IS slashdot after all)

    1) Check your registry.
    LINUX ain't got no registry crap!

    2) Check your FAT32/CXFS filesystems.
    LINUX is JOURNALLED and can do that in the background!

    3) Verify your drivers are current.
    LINUX is stable with drivers written in COBOL back in the 50's!

    4) Defrag your disks.
    Defrag?! You must be a WINDOZE LOOSER!!

    5) Check your connections on the back of the PC.
    HAHAHA! LINUX does that AUTOMATICALLY!!! LOOSERSSSSS!!!

    6) Are your cards well seated? Power down and reseat.
    HAHAHAAHA! LINUX can HOTSWAP EVARYTHING EVEN CPUs, LOOSERS!

    7) Is your OS up to date? Perform a Windows Update.
    HAHAAHAHA!!! LINUX can update itself automatically cuz of its LEET HEURISTICS and COOLNESS that MS aint got, LOOSERS!!!

    8) Start in "SAFE MODE"
    HAHAHA! What's the other? UNSAFE MODE!?!?! LINUX is always safe, LOOSERS!

    9) Reinstall Windows.
    HAHAHAH! LINUX NEVER NEEDS INSTALLING! Pour the blood from a freshly sacrificed penguin on the disk and it installs AUTOMATICALLY THROUGH AIR!!!!! LOOOOOOOSERS!!!!!

  25. Relax, Pudge. on One more G4 for the PowerBook? · · Score: 3, Funny


    It'd make me feel guilty, having that much power in a small package [...] and I don't want to burn my lap.

    Not to worry, the Viagra they spam isn't contraindicated against the "Grow your Willy 4 Inches in 4 Days" stuff.