It's MySQL, and not YourSQL. Everyone loves owning things and calling them theirs
Ohh.. so that's why Windows owns the desktop, because of the My Computer icon. All this time I thought it was because of robust coding and rock solid performance.
It is official; Netcraft
now confirms: Michael is redundant.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered
Slashdot community when
Netcraft confirmed that interest in
stories by Michael has dropped
yet again, now down to unmeasurable levels.
Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which
plainly states that stories by Michael
have garnered more pointless trolls, including this post, than all other editors
combined. This news serves to reinforce what we've known all along:
Michael is grasping at straws when
posting articles. This was fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in recent
polls as to Most Popular Editor.
You don't need to be a Kreskin
to predict Michael's future.
The hand writing is on the wall: Michael
faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for
Michael because
Michael is becoming increasingly irrelevant.
Things are looking very bad for Michael.
His office is dark, the tomb-like sepulchral atmosphere is all that remains.
Michael continues to lose reader interest.
Goatse.cx trolls abound, their red hue colouring
monitors like a river of blood.
Michael's other project, the
Censorware Project, once a glowing bastion
of free speech now features a personal attack on its main page.
The Censorware Project is dead, all that
remains to be done is to have its corpse turned over to yet
another charnel house. All major surveys show that
Michael has turned
Slashdot into a laughing stock when he makes
juvenile, biased comments. Michael's
long term survival prospects are very dim. If
Michael's job at
Slashdot is to survive at all, he wil be read
by nothing more than granola-crunching leftists and dilettante First Amendment
dabblers and hangers-on.
Michael's arrogance continues to grow as
Slashdot decays for it. Nothing short of a miracle
could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes,
Michael is irrelevant.
It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Michael is redundant.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered
Slashdot community when
Slashdot confirmed that interest in
stories by Michael has dropped
yet again, now down to unmeasurable levels.
Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which
plainly states that stories by Michael
have garnered more pointless trolls, including this post, than all other editors
combined. This news serves to reinforce what we've known all along:
Michael is grasping at straws when
posting articles. This was fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in recent
polls as to Most Popular Editor.
You don't need to be a Kreskin
to predict Michael's future.
The hand writing is on the wall: Michael
faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for
Michael because
Michael is dying.
Things are looking very bad for Michael.
His office is dark, the tomb-like sepulchral atmosphere is all that remains.
Michael continues to lose reader interest.
Goatse.cx trolls abound, their red hue colouring
monitors like a river of blood.
Michael's other project, the
Censorware Project, once a glowing bastion
of free speech now features a personal attack on its main page.
The Censorware Project is dead, all that
remains to be done is to have its corpse turned over to yet
another charnel house. All major surveys show that
Michael has turned
Slashdot into a laughing stock when makes
juvenile, biased comments. Michael
long term survival prospects are very dim. If
Michael's job at
Slashdot is to survive at all, he wil be read
by nothing more than granola-crunching leftists and dilettante First Ammendment
dabblers and hangers-on.
Michael's arrogance continues to grow as
Slashdot decays for it. Nothing short of a miracle
could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes,
Michael is irrelevant.
The target market are radical feminists. They save that kind of money by not shaving their legs, armpits and crotch during their weekly shower. Of course by not doing so they make themselves unattractive to normal men. The real attacker they planned for are Diesel Dyke Lesbian Rape Squads. Imagine the look on their faces when they get 80,000 volts across their greasy femullets.
be a man, when you troll, don't do it as an AC on KarmaBurningFriday(tm)
They sell you these products with the promise of watching "TV Your Way" (or whatever their silly tagline was) and pull stunts like this. It's bait-and-switch.
"interception of communications", a felony that carries up to five years in prison.
Unless you're John Ashcroft and his brownshirts. What about whatever the NSA picks up? Echelon? Carnivore? Even if data that wasn't covered by a warrant is discarded, it was still intercepted.
Send this to your various levels of government. Query them later via a freedom of information action to ensure they've kept it on file.
Osama bin Laden Cave 273-b northern Afghanistan
Dear Imperialist Infidel,
Please accept this resume for your files concerning any openings you may have.
Recently I've become newsworthy because of several operations my Al Quaeda teams have carried our successfully. This demonstrates a proven ability to plan and carry out large scale operations.
I think my years of experience in strategic planning and covert operations would be an asset to your firm.
Yours very truly,
Osama bin Laden
What a spin he puts on it.
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I, Spammer
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· Score: 3, Insightful
"..and that he has no choice but to resort to forging the sender information in his bulk e-mail so he can be anonymous and maintain his connection to the Internet."
In other words: "I have to lie, cheat and steal to use resources on mail servers illicitly."
It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Mainframe techies are
dying.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already
beleaguered Mainframe techie community when Slashdot confirmed that Mainframe techies are aging beasts.
Mainframe techie share has dropped yet again while the 20-somethings make up a large percentage of the mainframe techie target market. Mainframe techies are collapsing in complete
disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in recent
Viagra and fitness tests.
You don't need to be a Kreskin
to predict a mainframe techie's future. The hand writing is on the wall: mainframe techies face
a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for mainframe techies because
mainframe techies are dying. Things are looking very bad for mainframe techies. Their offices are
dark, the tomb-like sepulchral atmosphere is all that remains. Mainframe techies
continues to lose numbers as they die of old age.
Obituary ink flows like a river of blood.
All major surveys show that mainframe techies have steadily
declined in population. Mainframe techies are very sick and their long term survival
prospects are very dim. If Mainframe techies are to survive at all it will be among OS
dilettante dabblers and hangers-on. Mainframe techies continues to decay. Nothing
short of a miracle could save them at this point in time. For all practical
purposes, Mainframes and their techies are dead.
All over North America, greasy rednecks with pimpish moustaches and long mullets are saying "What 're them scientist-types saying? They're calling me "homo"? I'm gonna kick all their asses."
Slashdot Mirror
Here's a primer for you
It's MySQL, and not YourSQL. Everyone loves owning things and calling them theirs
Ohh.. so that's why Windows owns the desktop, because of the My Computer icon. All this time I thought it was because of robust coding and rock solid performance.
Oh? I heard it was to be GNU/MySQL-MozillaPhoenixFirebird.
It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Michael is redundant.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Slashdot community when Netcraft confirmed that interest in stories by Michael has dropped yet again, now down to unmeasurable levels.
Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that stories by Michael have garnered more pointless trolls, including this post, than all other editors combined. This news serves to reinforce what we've known all along: Michael is grasping at straws when posting articles. This was fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in recent polls as to Most Popular Editor.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Michael's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Michael faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Michael because Michael is becoming increasingly irrelevant. Things are looking very bad for Michael. His office is dark, the tomb-like sepulchral atmosphere is all that remains. Michael continues to lose reader interest. Goatse.cx trolls abound, their red hue colouring monitors like a river of blood.
Michael's other project, the Censorware Project, once a glowing bastion of free speech now features a personal attack on its main page. The Censorware Project is dead, all that remains to be done is to have its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that Michael has turned Slashdot into a laughing stock when he makes juvenile, biased comments. Michael's long term survival prospects are very dim. If Michael's job at Slashdot is to survive at all, he wil be read by nothing more than granola-crunching leftists and dilettante First Amendment dabblers and hangers-on. Michael's arrogance continues to grow as Slashdot decays for it. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Michael is irrelevant.
Fact: Michael is redundant.
It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Michael is redundant.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Slashdot community when Slashdot confirmed that interest in stories by Michael has dropped yet again, now down to unmeasurable levels.
Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that stories by Michael have garnered more pointless trolls, including this post, than all other editors combined. This news serves to reinforce what we've known all along: Michael is grasping at straws when posting articles. This was fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in recent polls as to Most Popular Editor.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Michael's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Michael faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Michael because Michael is dying. Things are looking very bad for Michael. His office is dark, the tomb-like sepulchral atmosphere is all that remains. Michael continues to lose reader interest. Goatse.cx trolls abound, their red hue colouring monitors like a river of blood.
Michael's other project, the Censorware Project, once a glowing bastion of free speech now features a personal attack on its main page. The Censorware Project is dead, all that remains to be done is to have its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that Michael has turned Slashdot into a laughing stock when makes juvenile, biased comments. Michael long term survival prospects are very dim. If Michael's job at Slashdot is to survive at all, he wil be read by nothing more than granola-crunching leftists and dilettante First Ammendment dabblers and hangers-on. Michael's arrogance continues to grow as Slashdot decays for it. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Michael is irrelevant.
Fact: Michael is redundant.
Did you notice that the current price is $1000?
The target market are radical feminists. They save that kind of money by not shaving their legs, armpits and crotch during their weekly shower. Of course by not doing so they make themselves unattractive to normal men. The real attacker they planned for are Diesel Dyke Lesbian Rape Squads. Imagine the look on their faces when they get 80,000 volts across their greasy femullets.
be a man, when you troll, don't do it as an AC on KarmaBurningFriday(tm)
nVidia Rep: Just look at how fast Quake III is running!
Reviewer: Sure but why is it just in wireframe?
They sell you these products with the promise of watching "TV Your Way" (or whatever their silly tagline was) and pull stunts like this. It's bait-and-switch.
Now people in the EU will know who to sue when they get testicular cancer from all the Euros in their front pockets.
In an e-mail response to CRN, Torvalds, widely considered the father of Linux
Who is this Linus Torvalds they speak of and what is this "Linux"?
Gator? Ohhh.. you mean one of those things my Privoxy and Squid combo block?
the drive letters team is (still) working this one out.
haha! Very good
C# now F#. What will MS do when they run out of letters in the alphabet for their language du jour? Start over at AA# ?
That picture has been Photoshop'd. We never landed on the moon. Consume. Marry and reproduce.
"interception of communications", a felony that carries up to five years in prison.
Unless you're John Ashcroft and his brownshirts. What about whatever the NSA picks up? Echelon? Carnivore? Even if data that wasn't covered by a warrant is discarded, it was still intercepted.
IANAL but wish I was.
Send this to your various levels of government. Query them later via a freedom of information action to ensure they've kept it on file.
"..and that he has no choice but to resort to forging the sender information in his bulk e-mail so he can be anonymous and maintain his connection to the Internet."
In other words: "I have to lie, cheat and steal to use resources on mail servers illicitly."
Asshole.
It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Mainframe techies are dying.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Mainframe techie community when Slashdot confirmed that Mainframe techies are aging beasts. Mainframe techie share has dropped yet again while the 20-somethings make up a large percentage of the mainframe techie target market. Mainframe techies are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in recent Viagra and fitness tests.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict a mainframe techie's future. The hand writing is on the wall: mainframe techies face a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for mainframe techies because mainframe techies are dying. Things are looking very bad for mainframe techies. Their offices are dark, the tomb-like sepulchral atmosphere is all that remains. Mainframe techies continues to lose numbers as they die of old age.
Obituary ink flows like a river of blood.
All major surveys show that mainframe techies have steadily declined in population. Mainframe techies are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If Mainframe techies are to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers and hangers-on. Mainframe techies continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save them at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Mainframes and their techies are dead.
Fact: Mainframe techies are dying
They even use puffs of compressed air to separate sticky pages!
Why they'd want to scan in my pr0n mags is anyone's guess.
All over North America, greasy rednecks with pimpish moustaches and long mullets are saying "What 're them scientist-types saying? They're calling me "homo"? I'm gonna kick all their asses."
Many of the drunken, jobless welfare scum around my city's downtown are not quite human, not quite chimp. Are they a new branch of the tree?
Nonsense. A true slashdotter would demand the blueprints and die layouts of the RAM.
I've found that dumping beer onto my computers' silicon memory has the same effect as dumping beer down my throat does on my carbon-based memory.