How am I supposed to find out about herbal viagra, hot co-eds, batteryless flashlights or stainless steel if this succeeds? I'm going to write my Member of Parliament about this.
The winning bidder will be IBM, barely outbidding RedHat.
Umm... IBM could pay billions for the UNIX IP, RedHat would have to scrape together the pennies from all the desks in the place to accumulate $29.95+tax for it.
One has to take all benchmarks with a grain of salt if they come from a party with financial interestes in the product. Win 2K server outperforms Linux, a Mac is 2x the speed of the fastest Wintel box, my daddy can beat up your daddy..
It's not suprising but it is somewhat disappointing.
Patent Application 20040182-2774a - Fibrous cellulose sheeting for the removal of extraneous faeces from the posterior opening of the alimentary canal.
I don't understand all the huff & puff over Tlyer and Karyn.
Tyler is a flake. He's not funny, he's not off the cuff. He's just lame "If you think that was fun, wait until you see the next episode of [deepen voice] Junkyard Waaaaarrssss!"
I love the British version of Junkyard Wars with Kathy Rogers and Douglas L. (can't spell his surname). The TLC version is really lame with those 2 moronic hosts. I used to make a point of watching it but now I really don't care. Bring back the original hosts!
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I thought you didn't read articles posted by Michael!
No, that's someone else. Hint: he's a slacker.
My pleasure. Here's an earlier one I did today as a reference.
How exactly do Karma Burn Fridays work?
Accumulate lots of karma then on Fridays say "piss on it all" and burn off a bunch. Do it logged in too, anonymous trolling is for poopy-heads.
How am I supposed to find out about herbal viagra, hot co-eds, batteryless flashlights or stainless steel if this succeeds?
I'm going to write my Member of Parliament about this.
Truly lovely, it brought a tear of joy to my eye.
Thank you.
It's KarmaBurningFriday!
Henry & Mary Girl
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Marvin & Deborah Cx
are please to announce
the engagement of their children
Tub and Goatse
A fall wedding is planned.
More and more transactions are done electronically. Does anybody really want to go back to shilling, farthings, etc etc?
That depends; is it an attactive mare?
You have a girlfriend and you're reading slashdot? Begone, infidel!
It's a nice idea, but when you get home after a long day at work beating the robotic vacuum doesn't have the same appeal as beating a real-live wife.
yeah I'm joking
There'll be a black market for geeks to hack these things so the cops can switch them off and not be caught hitting on hookers for "favours".
child: papa, will we eat today?
father: no my son, but we will get to search the internet for information on food and food-like products.
Java in a Nutshell??? Aren't they called coffeebeans?
Sorry, feel free to obliterate my karma for that lame one.
The winning bidder will be IBM, barely outbidding RedHat.
Umm... IBM could pay billions for the UNIX IP, RedHat would have to scrape together the pennies from all the desks in the place to accumulate $29.95+tax for it.
Not to worry. In the long run the history books will treat Ashcroft, Rumsfeld and Bush Jr. with the same disgust they do Joe McCarthy today.
Will random people get hanging chad cookies in their browsers?
One has to take all benchmarks with a grain of salt if they come from a party with financial interestes in the product. Win 2K server outperforms Linux, a Mac is 2x the speed of the fastest Wintel box, my daddy can beat up your daddy..
It's not suprising but it is somewhat disappointing.
a special internal fund to offer software at a steep discount, or free, if necessary
What about the support, source code, DRM crud? Sorry, but when MS says "Free" you have to look for the fine print.
Amazon tries to patent:
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Now I'll have to wear my glasses when I go to the can or I might accidently wipe my arse with my LCD display.
Careful, you don't want a weenie to tell you you're taking yourself too seriously. ;)
I don't understand all the huff & puff over Tlyer and Karyn.
Tyler is a flake. He's not funny, he's not off the cuff. He's just lame "If you think that was fun, wait until you see the next episode of [deepen voice] Junkyard Waaaaarrssss!"
Ug, I'm turned off just thinking about it.
I love the British version of Junkyard Wars with Kathy Rogers and Douglas L. (can't spell his surname). The TLC version is really lame with those 2 moronic hosts. I used to make a point of watching it but now I really don't care. Bring back the original hosts!