involving 'phantom' ATM transactions that users deny making but that banks still charge to customers accounts because they claim their systems are secure
"Honestly, Mr. Citibank Manager, why would I guy several cases of Fort Garry Ale or Guinness? I demand you credit my account.
So there I was; 15 years old, naive and about to go on my first date where sex was involved. I went to the pharmacy and asked the man for condoms. "Here you go, that will be 5 dollars plus 70 cents for the tax." the pharmacist said. I replied "Tacks? So that's how those things are held on."
~333 lines of code per day. Not quite so intimidating
Actually it is. Each person would have to work with whomever is responsible for whatever other 333 lines of daily code their code communicates with. What if some of that code wasn't scheduled fore review for another 3 weeks?
Remember a while back when Bill mandated a whole month of nothing but bug fixes? I find it highly unlikely that their people were able to go through 1.667 million lines of code per day (assuming a 30 day work month. I'm generous)..
0) CVS checkout the latest net stuff from freebsd.org 1) Look at code and scratch head until "A-ha!"; enlightenment. 2) Merge code into Windows source 3) go to 0
.. Ah high school, that bastion of testosterone-fueled idiocy I left in the early 80s.
Things To Do To Jocks
Dump paint stripper on their car, hit at least two panels.
SuperGlue in a gym locker lock does wonders when he is in the shower.
Let Jocko copy your homework with wrong answers then correct before handing in.
Pull a Columbine.
Jokes aside, most of the "cool Jocks" from my school are now working shitty jobs, I even asked one for help at a local supermarket where he was putting out produce. Nice advancement in 19 years, losers.
.. speaking for myself; blonde hair, blue eyed strapping young lad. 5'11", 180 lbs, 14" penis. Oh were these supposed to be real or imagined portrayals?
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involving 'phantom' ATM transactions that users deny making but that banks still charge to customers accounts because they claim their systems are secure
"Honestly, Mr. Citibank Manager, why would I guy several cases of Fort Garry Ale or Guinness? I demand you credit my account.
s/guy/buy/g
"Self, in 4 years you're going to meet a really nice girl at a party. This time guy some fucking condoms!"
Netcraft confirms it: MicroBSD is dying.
what? oh.. again I'm late for the party.
Before filing Chapter 11, send a line to Slashdot!
"Chapter 11" is a US filing, this was a Canadian company.
No more bios? Might as well cancel my cable, Biography was one of the only good shoes on A&E.
If the Germans figure out how to attach their potato bazookas to their home made subs we're all screwed.
wouldn't it be great if it turned out to be the case and they were forced to publish all their source
That would never happen. Money buys justice, look at OJ Simpson the murderer. MS' lawyers would stall the process for years.
Internet radio dramas are a great idea. How else will the visually impaired get to enjoy goatse.cx?
Virtual worms taking advantage of virtual exploits via virtual bugs on virtual servers.
Where to you want to go today?
So there I was; 15 years old, naive and about to go on my first date where sex was involved. I went to the pharmacy and asked the man for condoms. "Here you go, that will be 5 dollars plus 70 cents for the tax." the pharmacist said. I replied "Tacks? So that's how those things are held on."
That was exactly my point.
If the passenger didn't want pork in their meal, they could just ask for a McRib as a substitute.
Some alias' are as follows: MELTzURISGOD, H4X0Rd00d [...]
I'm sure the zillionaires on Wall Street would buy their stocks from someone named "H4X0rd00d". Man, people are dumb.
~333 lines of code per day. Not quite so intimidating
Actually it is. Each person would have to work with whomever is responsible for whatever other 333 lines of daily code their code communicates with. What if some of that code wasn't scheduled fore review for another 3 weeks?
More developers != better development.
Remember a while back when Bill mandated a whole month of nothing but bug fixes? I find it highly unlikely that their people were able to go through 1.667 million lines of code per day (assuming a 30 day work month. I'm generous)..
0) CVS checkout the latest net stuff from freebsd.org
1) Look at code and scratch head until "A-ha!"; enlightenment.
2) Merge code into Windows source
3) go to 0
No one is buying their personal transporter and they're losing loads of money. Which gives me a nice segue to mention fuckedcompany.com
$ perl necklace
squirt
squirt
squirt
$
New method discovered by Cornell scientist discovers that Slashdot is not cool anymore [...]
"anymore" suggests that slashdot was once cool. This has never been the case.
Sig: I can't understand why people who hate Linux and Apple read slashdot.
Microsoft pays them to. It's called astroturfing or sandbagging
Now where's my tinfoil hat, I'm going to miss my bus.
.. Ah high school, that bastion of testosterone-fueled idiocy I left in the early 80s.
Things To Do To Jocks
Dump paint stripper on their car, hit at least two panels.
SuperGlue in a gym locker lock does wonders when he is in the shower.
Let Jocko copy your homework with wrong answers then correct before handing in.
Pull a Columbine.
Jokes aside, most of the "cool Jocks" from my school are now working shitty jobs, I even asked one for help at a local supermarket where he was putting out produce. Nice advancement in 19 years, losers.
Forget Office Space, all geeks look like this
.. speaking for myself; blonde hair, blue eyed strapping young lad. 5'11", 180 lbs, 14" penis.
Oh were these supposed to be real or imagined portrayals?
it's anti-creepy-guy bigotry.
Hence the reason renown adult film star Ron Jeremy will never get an Oscar.