I used to trust google implicitly. I signed over power of attorney to google, I trusted google to change the batteries in my smoke detectors and I asked google to eliminate that burnt toast smell in my house.
I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains
Forget brains, this human has a faux-Cray YMP in his underwear. Granted most of the computational power is in the back but that's a topic for another post.
Although not a U.S. citizen, I implore you to retain redundant backups of the website goatse.cx. Losing this website to a disaster would be tantamount to losing the collective works of Shakespeare, DaVinci and Picasso. The goatse.cx guy is an artist in the truest sense of the word.
When I was a lad still living on the Indian reserve I asked "Father, how did you name me?" he replied "Son, when a new child is born into our tribe, the father looks at the landscape and names the child after the first thing he sees.
I nodded "Ok, go on."
"For instance," my father continued, "your sister 'Soaring Eagle' was named after an eagle I saw high in the sky. Does this answer your question, Two Dogs Fucking?"
.. I'm disgusted with all these new fangled additions to networking and the internet. I think it would only be courteous to ask the father of the Internet, Al Gore, for his opinion before running ahead haphazardly.
4 years of looking at pretty concept art and whiteboards then last week someone asked "Let's give this to the programmers.. we did hire programmers in '98, didn't we?"
Slashdot Mirror
Salon is dying
Can Netcraft back that up? Oh wait, wrong troll.
and managed to pay writers what they are worth.
Too bad Jon Katz didn't work there, he'd end up paying them for the priviledge.
Mmmm... Honeynet Cheerios </homer>
I used to trust google implicitly. I signed over power of attorney to google, I trusted google to change the batteries in my smoke detectors and I asked google to eliminate that burnt toast smell in my house.
The Slashdot Sandwich
Take a tasty filling of Gameboy Advanced SP information sandwiched between two two layersof duplicated Tom's Hardware links.
It's funny you should say that [...]
Apparently not.
100% Offtopic
Ah fuck 'em, it's only karma.
If anybody was truly concerned about their online reputation, slashdot would have no posts.
Geek Conundrum: Two handhelds, both displaying pr0n.
Gaia is the greco-roman earth goddess. She was married to Ouranos (sky god) and gave birth to the Titans.
She also had a nice set of hooters. Gods don't marry goddesses with small boobs.
I also think if it would be possible to implant such bacteria for additional computational power in human brains
Forget brains, this human has a faux-Cray YMP in his underwear. Granted most of the computational power is in the back but that's a topic for another post.
Skynet is just around the corner.
art gene == gay gene == Mac user gene == hairdresser gene == ballet dancer gene ==
I'm starting to see a connection..
I was expecting a story about Christopher Reeve.
Dear U.S. Library of Congress,
Although not a U.S. citizen, I implore you to retain redundant backups of the website goatse.cx. Losing this website to a disaster would be tantamount to losing the collective works of Shakespeare, DaVinci and Picasso. The goatse.cx guy is an artist in the truest sense of the word.
Yours very truly,
grubby
who doesn't know that a dolphin's ejaculate comes out with enough force to rip a hole in your colon.
Oh, I know that all too well..
Now future Mars astronauts can start out their camps right; they can build a brewery to use that water!
..Hello mint jelly!
When I was a lad still living on the Indian reserve I asked "Father, how did you name me?" he replied "Son, when a new child is born into our tribe, the father looks at the landscape and names the child after the first thing he sees.
I nodded "Ok, go on."
"For instance," my father continued, "your sister 'Soaring Eagle' was named after an eagle I saw high in the sky. Does this answer your question, Two Dogs Fucking?"
All a geek needs is something from RealDoll
I think this review was just an attempt at
..anyone who mentions making a Beowulf cluster of these.
.. I'm disgusted with all these new fangled additions to networking and the internet. I think it would only be courteous to ask the father of the Internet, Al Gore, for his opinion before running ahead haphazardly.
Shared WAP will be illegal soon, John Ashcroft will see to it.
I'm going to sue their asses off when all that wireless Kazaa traffic gives me a brain tumour!
4 years of looking at pretty concept art and whiteboards then last week someone asked "Let's give this to the programmers.. we did hire programmers in '98, didn't we?"