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  1. Abandoned subways? on Ghost Stations of the London Underground · · Score: 4, Funny


    There goes /. again. Lots of fluffy pictures but no hard theory as to how to build a beowulf cluster of abandoned subways.

    Man this place is going to the dogs..

  2. Re:Leet, leet, leet... on 1.0GHz P3 In A CD-ROM Drive Bay · · Score: 2, Funny


    So, you want to screw a retarded doll?

    When I want that I just put a blonde wig on the doll

  3. "Clothes make the network" on Clothes Make the Network · · Score: 2


    Reminds me of Sun's old moniker "The network is the computer". Makes me wonder if Sun bought out a clothing manufacturer.. "We put the 'Sun' in 'Alfred Sung'..."

  4. Re:Additional Network Ports on 1.0GHz P3 In A CD-ROM Drive Bay · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hm, that's interesting but as a node in a mosix or beowulf cluster one doesn't need audio, firewire, usb or 3d video (I'd go another step and say "drop all onboard video and use a console port") Once all that extra real estate is freed up, another CPU might fit in well without all the costs associated with the extraneous crud I mention above.
    Not that I don't think firewire etc is nice, I do, but on a cluster its just more circuits to potentially fail.

  5. Nice but.. on 1.0GHz P3 In A CD-ROM Drive Bay · · Score: 5, Insightful


    As nice as these small units are, I'd like to see some wee machines built that stick in dual processors and a couple of 10/100/1000 NICs. No fancy 3D video, no firewire. Just beef to cluster together.

  6. Leet, leet, leet... on 1.0GHz P3 In A CD-ROM Drive Bay · · Score: 2


    If Moore's law keeps on going strong, I should be able to have rudimentary AI in my RealDoll by 2012 thanks to innovations like this!

  7. Re:Tremors The SerieS!!!! on Farscape to Return? Is Sci-Fi Channel Redeemed? · · Score: 3, Funny


    Tremors: The Series
    Season 1, Episode 1


    [town hick]
    Whoa Sher'f, y'all feel that tremor? Felt sorta like one o' them big ol' worms..
    [sheriff] naw, them worms 're all kil'd off..
    .
    . much later
    .
    .
    Season 13, Episode 9

    [town hick]
    Whoa Sher'f, y'all feel that tremor? Felt sorta like one o' them big ol' worms..
    [sheriff] naw, them worms 're all kil'd off..


    unbelievable

  8. ALERT on Building the Enterprise D Out of LEGOs. · · Score: 4, Funny


    A self-proclaimed "dork" has built one of the best..

    ALERT TO: self-proclaimed "dork"
    FROM: The Ghost of Jon Postel

    MSG BODY:Your dorkness has gone well past the levels allowed by all RFC standards. You are now in the "nerd" category, please refer to yourself with this label from now on.

    Thank you,
    postel, watching you from afar..

    (NB: no disrespectintended in the least)

  9. Again they copy Apple. on More on Longhorn · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Ideally, Longhorn will "fundamentally integrate" audio, video and images in a "visually stunning" manner, much like the Mac's OS X

    Microsoft should pay Apple a huge chunk of change for all the human interface studies they've just copied over the years.

  10. Re:What about a GPL binary? on Software Choice Group Tells DOD Not to Use Open Source · · Score: 3, Funny


    On Windows box I honestly don't know. If you could FTP (in binary mode!) to a *NIX box, you could just "md5 filename"

    Sorry, my Windows skills are limited to playing games.

    Personally, I'd resubmit the story; they repeat stories that ran just a day before, your odds of getting approved are pretty good, eh? :)

  11. "Slashdot" on When Personalization Runs Amuck · · Score: 1



    News for Nerds, Repeats for Alzheimers

  12. Re:What about a GPL binary? on Software Choice Group Tells DOD Not to Use Open Source · · Score: 2


    Use "Ask Slashdot"!

    A cleaned up 'strings' of the binary along with MD5 hashes of the binaries off the CD will be stored on slashdot for all to see. The supplier will not be able to deny anything, especially if those hashes match the hash generated from the binaries available via public sources.

    Then let RMS know so he can don his suit with the big "S" and cape.. :)

  13. Leet on Face Transplants On The Way · · Score: 0, Troll


    The story is indeed a repeat but I was thinking of how cool it would be to get the goaste.cx guy's backside transplanted on someone face. Wee slits for eyes, that revolting, gaping maw...

    Oh well, don't smoke my karma too badly. After all, the story is a repeat. ;)

  14. Missing.. on Top SciTech Gifts 2002 · · Score: 2, Funny


    Nowhere on that list do I see a Cray supercomputer c'mon SciAm, it's the dot-com boom! Everyone has millions to throw around!

    err.. oh.. scratch that.

  15. Re:Screenshots? on Danish Anti-Piracy Organization Bills P2P Users · · Score: 1


    My apologies on that. Rotten yesterday and I took it out on a stranger.

    Religious beliefs? If they could prove any facet of any religion with hard facts then I'd have some. ;)

  16. Ah ok. on Using Sound To Test Internet Connections · · Score: 2


    When I first read the headlines I imagined that weenie from the teleco ads using VoIP to ask "Can you hear me now?"

  17. Woot! on Getting More Face Time · · Score: 3, Funny


    I want Ron Jeremy's face!He seems to get the chicks, I assume it's just because of his darn good facial features!

  18. Re:Be careful what you wish for on NASA Considers Abandoning ISS · · Score: 1


    remember that there is no broadband Net access up there, and therefore no access to pr0n

    Will they let me bring my RealDoll up?

  19. Re:commercialism on NASA Considers Abandoning ISS · · Score: 4, Funny


    You can't take 1000 people there at $10000 a head. NASA would need to find, say, 10 people willing to pay $1000000, and they're a much more rare.

    If they'll take a cheque from me and promise not to try cashing it until after I land, can I go?

  20. Of course they'll pull out. on NASA Considers Abandoning ISS · · Score: -1, Troll



    George "Adolph" Bush needs all the money he can muster for his pet War on Terrorism and to train the jackbooted brownshirts that march in the Homeland Security office.

  21. Re:Screenshots? on Danish Anti-Piracy Organization Bills P2P Users · · Score: 1


    Yeah, that and he'd know how to spell editing!

    yeah yeah, spelling flames.


    "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World" 1 John 4:14

    Fuck your christian mythological delusions.

  22. Screenshots? on Danish Anti-Piracy Organization Bills P2P Users · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Any defense lawyer worth his weight in golfballs would demand proof that the screenshot was not doctored with a graphics editting program.

  23. Re:I have a similar set. on eDimensional Wired 3D Glasses Review · · Score: 1


    Ah, those early lab experiments back in school....

    "school" ended ~19 years ago for me. :)




    Shit I'm old!

  24. Re:I have a similar set. on eDimensional Wired 3D Glasses Review · · Score: 1


    That's 120Hz. Flash on positive swing, flash on negative.

    Really? I could swear it was 60.. interesting.

  25. Re:Stereo glasses on eDimensional Wired 3D Glasses Review · · Score: 1


    Won't work.

    Laptop LCDs generally refresh around 70-75 hz (if memory serves) and they have high latency to clear pixels. That negates any chance of using stereoscopic LCD shutter glasses.