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  1. Re:Not for me. on eDimensional Wired 3D Glasses Review · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have some glasses from Elsa which work great. The arms are designed to stay well away from your head so the arms of your regular glasses dont interfere. Unless your lenses are the big goofy ones worn in the 80's these types of glasses should fit over them well.

  2. I have a similar set. on eDimensional Wired 3D Glasses Review · · Score: 3, Informative


    I bought 2 sets of wireless LCD shutter glasses when I bought a TNT2 card from Elsa a few years ago. The most important thing with these is to ensure your monitor can do at least 100 hz refresh at the resolution you want. Any less will give you flicker and headaches. Personally I run most things at 800x600@140 hz and 1024x768@110 hz. The resolution isn't as nice as 1600x1200 but the immersion of being "there" is worth it.
    Make sure your room is dark as any other light will make your eyes go goofy, especially the flicker you'll see with 60Hz fluorescent tubes.
    nVidia now has native drivers for their cards and the old Elsa glasses work great with my new(er) GeForce 2 card. The older Elsa drivers and the new nVidia ones just use a DX &| GL hack to shift the axis of your eyes every other frame so the appropriate eye is blocked by the LCD during drawing.

    They're the best thing for gaming, IMHO.

  3. I always use.. on Protecting Your Code While Allowing Source Access? · · Score: 5, Funny


    GPL: The Guido Public License

    Preamble

    The licenses for most software are designed to take away your freedom to share and change it. By contrast, the the Scarpelli family's Guido Public License gives you more freedom with the benefit of protection for you, your family and your business. The Guido Public License applies to most of the Scarpelli Family Software Foundation's software and to any other program whose authors commit to using it. (Some other Scarpelli Family Software Foundation software is covered by the Guido Library General Public License instead.) You can apply it to your programs, too.

    Accidents, fires and floods happen. The Guido Public License protects you.

    We protect our rights with two steps: (1) copyright the software, and (2) offer you this license which gives you legal permission to copy and distribute the software.

    Failure to abide by the rules of any of the Guido Public Licenses will mean a visit from Guido Scarpelli himself.

    You don't want that.

  4. Re:I'll bet... on When Profiling Goes Wrong · · Score: 1


    Then again, I don't come from the half of the population where the majority of whom seem to think it's cute to name their genitalia. :)

    Half of the population isn't the majority, unless I misunderstood you or the cold Canuck air has frozen my wee mind. :)) Hmm. You might have meant the majority of 50% which would mean 25.00..1% through 50.00% but now I'm getting anal.

  5. bah.. on Time Warner Properties May Only Be Available Through AOL · · Score: 4, Funny



    You've got bankruptcy!


  6. Re:grr on When Profiling Goes Wrong · · Score: 5, Funny


    Virginia Heffernan, TV columnist for Slate.com, doesn't understand why some people are resistant to techno-profiling, or find it creepy. [...] "I like the idea that someone cares," she says. "Even a machine."

    Want to bet about what she has in her nighttable?

  7. Re:Synopsis. on Internet Site Security · · Score: 1


    As for that "unsecured" box -- it's not like it was a compromised box or anything. Some asshat uploaded the white paper to a public FTP server.

    Interesting, I stand corrected. Thanks.

  8. Re:Synopsis. on Internet Site Security · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Honestly, if IIS was as insecure as Slashdot likes to think it is, wouldn't the Microsoft site have been hacked more often?

    Microsoft's site isn't the problem. The problem is the hundreds of thousands of sites run by people that don't have unlimited budgets like Microsoft, nor the knowledge of the internals, nor the tweaked OSs. MS tried tweaking the hell out of their Hotmail backend to no avail.

    MS works OK on the desktop, heck I have one Windows machine at home for gaming but that's it. Robustness and security are not on the MS game plan, point-&-clickability and profit are.

  9. Re:Synopsis. on Internet Site Security · · Score: 2


    I guess that's why Microsoft says UNIX is better. :) Truthfully, they spent US$400M on Hotmail, they have a virtually unlimited budget to make this show-pony dance and they've failed miserably. I know this isn't directly linked to "security", but check out from where that whitepaper originated.. that's right, an unsecured box in Microsoft.

  10. Synopsis. on Internet Site Security · · Score: 5, Funny


    Don't use IIS.

    what were the other 1399 pages for?

  11. Re:The AI used on Massive Two Towers Battle · · Score: 5, Funny


    watched as several thousand characters fought like hell while, in the background, a small contingent of combatants seemed to think better of it and ran away

    Those characters had the AI modelled after French soldiers. You do know why the streets of Paris are lined with trees, yes? Because the Germans like to march in the shade.

  12. Hee yeah... on BBS Links Database Back Online · · Score: 5, Funny


    So there I was saying to myself "Self, don't you find the gig fiber to work and the cable modem at home too fast?" and I replied "Yup. Sure do, how I long for the Olde Days." so I said to myself "Self, dust off that old Prometheus 1200 baud modem, hook it into the Apple ][+ and relax for a bit. Enjoy life at a slower pace when the hectic rush of modern life was unheard of." so I did.

    Then I downloaded some ASCII pr0n and said "Self, are you out of your fucking mind?"

  13. Re:Ah, the memories on Linus Torvalds On Linux 2.6 · · Score: 5, Funny


    I'll never forget my first boot into the 1.x series many, many years ago.

    I hear you. My not-terribly-100%-compatible-Unisys PC clone is *still* booting. It's been stuck at this "ramdisk" line for about 9 years. Any idea how long it will be before I, too, can enjoy Linux?

  14. Lame-o! on Linus Torvalds On Linux 2.6 · · Score: 3, Funny


    2.6? Pfff. FreeBSD is already working on 5.0 and OpenBSD already released 3.2. Therefore FreeBSD is almost *twice* as good as Linux and OpenBSD is about 25% better.

    Don't ask me to do the math as to how much better Windows 2000 is.


  15. Re:Why "My"? on "Longhorn" Alpha Preview · · Score: 5, Funny


    "My ____" is degrading. It's like Microsoft saying "You little child...

    Have you seen OpenBSD 3.2?

    $ ls -l /
    total 9066
    drwxr-xr-x 2 root wheel 1024 Apr 13 2002 My_Bin
    drwxr-xr-x 4 root wheel 19968 Oct 23 10:48 My_Dev
    drwxr-xr-x 21 root wheel 2048 Nov 24 09:55 My_Etc
    -rw-r--r-- 1 root wheel 4543036 May 18 2002 My_Kernel
    drwxr-xr-x 4 root wheel 512 Oct 25 03:44 My_Home
    drwxr-xr-x 2 root wheel 512 Apr 13 2002 My_Mnt
    drwx------ 3 root wheel 512 Oct 24 04:51 My_root
    drwxr-xr-x 2 root wheel 2048 Apr 13 2002 My_Sbin
    drwxr-xr-x 2 root wheel 512 Apr 13 2002 My_Stand
    lrwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 11 Oct 22 16:38 My_Sys -> usr/src/sys
    drwxrwxrwt 2 root wheel 512 Nov 24 01:34 My_Tmp
    drwxr-xr-x 17 root wheel 512 Oct 23 10:58 My_Usr
    drwxr-xr-x 24 root wheel 512 Apr 13 2002 My_Var


    Dammit, I knew Theo was getting soft in his old age..

  16. Re:Why "My"? on "Longhorn" Alpha Preview · · Score: 1

    Would anyone really be worse off if Microsoft took the "my" off of "My Computer", "My Documents", etc?

    No, no, no. You're reading it out of context. That's Mr. Gates telling you it's "My Computer"..

  17. Excellent Xmas gift.. on The Internet: Your Next Remote Control · · Score: 5, Funny


    .. for my ex-wife, I hope it's programmable.

    if $ExWife in $Bathtub {
    drop $HairDryer in $Bathtub;
    power 1 $HairDryer;
    sleep 120;
    };

  18. Slackers.. on Quark Matter Blamed for Paired 1993 Seismic Events · · Score: 5, Funny


    People blame sub-atomic particles for everything now.

    What caused those earthquakes? Quarks.
    What destroyed the World Trade Center? Quarks.
    Who left the toilet seat up? Quarks.

    Its about time people took responsibility for their actions and quit blaming the poor quarks.


  19. Ellen Feiss is dying. on Ellen Feiss Interview · · Score: 1, Redundant


    Fact: Ellen Feiss is dying

    We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Ellen Feiss is dying.

    You don't need to be Kreskin to predict Ellen Feiss's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Ellen Feiss faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Ellen Feiss because Ellen Feiss is dying. Things are looking very bad for Ellen Feiss. As many of us are already aware, Ellen Feiss continues to lose brain matter. Open track marks gush a river of blood.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Famed Apple executive Steve Jobs states that there are 7000 "Ellen Feiss" fan sites on the internet. How many fan sites to Yo-Yo Ma there? Let's see. The number of Ellen Feiss versus Yo-Yo Ma posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Yo-Yo Ma visitors. Hamilton Morris posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Yo-Yo Ma posts. Therefore there are about 700 stories about Hamilton Morris. A recent article put DJ Qbert at about 80 percent of the scratch music market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Hamilton Morris follower. This is consistent with the number of DJ Qbert Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Ellen Feiss, abysmal results on her hair analysis tests and so on, Jentry Poss is nowhere to be found . Now Gautam Godse is also dead,his corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Ellen Feiss has steadily declined in internet fan sites. Ellen Feiss is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Ellen Feiss is to survive at all it will be among stoners, hobbyists, dabblers, and dilettantes. Ellen Feiss continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Ellen Feiss is dead

    Fact: Ellen Feiss is dying

  20. Misunderstanding.. on Ellen Feiss Interview · · Score: 2, Funny


    When Apple asked Ellen "What do you like? FreeBSD?" Ellen though they said "What do you like? Freebasing?" and hired her on the spot.

  21. Mirrored on Ellen Feiss Interview · · Score: 3, Funny


    Brown Daily: Good morning Ellen.
    Ellen Feiss: yo mannnn...
    BD: How was your time working with Apple?
    EF: Do you.. like.. have any crack?
    BD: umm..
    EF: Apple gave me crack.. it was.. like.. really good crack.
    BD: Let's talk about your upbringing.
    EF: It was.. like.. gone..
    BD: Your upbringing was "gone"?
    EF: nooooo.. the crack at Apple.. it was like.. really good crack..
    BD: OK, well then let's talk about Apple. Did you meet Steve Jobs?
    EF: It was really.. good crack.


    [the above story is fictional..]

  22. Crap. on Fast-Moving Black Hole · · Score: 2


    I've always liked the slow black holes. They come meandering towards you like a sloth and are easy to sidestep around.

  23. I'm smart on Affordable and Safe Data Protection Practices? · · Score: 3, Informative


    I keep all my MP3s backed up on Kazaa.

  24. Microsoft is dying. on Microsoft Just Says No to .Doc Replacement Panel · · Score: 0, Troll


    Fact: Microsoft is dying

    We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Microsoft is dying.

    You don't need to be Kreskin to predict Microsoft's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Microsoft faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Microsoft because Microsoft is dying. Things are looking very bad for Microsoft. As many of us are already aware, Microsoft continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Famed Microsoft persona Bill Gates states that there are 7000 new Windows users every nanosecond. How many new users of FreeBSD is there? Let's see. The number of Microsoft versus FreeBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 7000 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 FreeBSD users. OpenBSD posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of FreeBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of OpenBSD. A recent article put Apple at about 80 percent of the OS market in the graphics business. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 OpenBSD users. This is consistent with the number of Apple Computer Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Microsoft's state of security, abysmal adoption of WinME and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by Walnut Creek. Now Walnut Creek is also dead,its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Microsoft has steadily declined in market share. Microsoft is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Microsoft is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyists, dabblers, and dilettantes. Microsoft continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Microsoft is dead

    Fact: Microsoft is dying

  25. Re:Exactly. on Why UNIX is better than Windows... By Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Going against my "not replying to AC" rule here.
    It's only karma man, mine's "excellent" but I don't care. I get smacked down a fair amount too.

    Life's too short to get wound up about stuff like this, enjoy a good enema and relax.