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The Internet: Your Next Remote Control

Makarand writes "According to this article on NewsFactor, a Hungarian company, Timothy Technologies, wants to turn the Internet into a pervasive Remote Control. This device, called FlatStack, allows users to operate home appliances using the web. The FlatStack is an entire web server on a tiny circuit board which can be connected to the Internet and wired to the device needing remote control. Later versions of FlatStack will connect to appliances wirelessly. The FlatStack, with a variety of applications at home, can also be adapted in offices, factories and agricultural settings. It is expected to sell for around $75."

154 comments

  1. My control is... by packeteer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cowboy Neal is my control.

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    1. Re:My control is... by coryboehne · · Score: 2

      Well, at least now I can have that internet capable coffee pot that I've been hearing about for years...... Imagine, you get up in the morning and right before you leave the house and head to the office, you walk to the computer and tell it to start making coffee at the office... By the time you arrive at the office there's a nice pot of coffee already waiting for you (provided you prepared the coffee maker the night before...)

    2. Re:My control is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or you could just get the $20 Mr. Coffee machine with a timer on it.

    3. Re:My control is... by KoReE · · Score: 1

      hehehehe....that's funny!

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    4. Re:My control is... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Give up. You will never be a geek.

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    5. Re:My control is... by packeteer · · Score: 2

      Your reply is witty enough for several slashdot posts... welcome to my buddy list...

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    6. Re:My control is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      welcome to your buddy list ? gee whiz can I join too ?

  2. Worried... by redhairedneo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one that's worried someone might crack their password and start doing their dishes? :(:(

    1. Re:Worried... by redhairedneo · · Score: 0

      your dishes*

    2. Re:Worried... by Busty+Amateur · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why on earth would you need a remote controlled dishwasher? So you can load it in the morning and turn it on just before leaving work so you have sparkling clean dishes to use for supper?

      This technology is much better for ovens, heating systems, VCRs/PVRs, pet food dispensers or whatever. Not that I'd trust an remote control connected to the net to control any of these things. It can all be achieved with a timer.

      And no, I'm not humor impaired. But it seems that every time an article gets posted on slashdot, the only posts that get moderated up are the +1 Funny.

    3. Re:Worried... by baryon351 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...or spammers sending spam, not only tells you how to ENLARGE YOUR PENIS via text, but will pop up a java app to tell you more about ENLARGING YOUR PENIS, tune your radio to ENLARGE YOUR PENIS and display the adverts to ENLARGE YOUR PENIS on your television.

      Just what it would try to do with a toaster or microwave to ENLARGE YOUR PENIS is too scary to think about.

    4. Re:Worried... by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This technology is much better for ovens...

      OK-- This one scares the hell out of me-- After all, not only could an attacker do a DoS attack against the appliances you use for your own livelihood, but could conceivably burn your house down!

      It is possible to have sufficient security for things like this, those measures would be intrusive enough that it would probably kill the market.

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    5. Re:Worried... by matguy · · Score: 1

      Naw man, I just want to be able to turn down my neighbors' stereo... from the conveineience of my computer.

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    6. Re:Worried... by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      Yeah...but just imagine how large our penises will
      be....

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    7. Re:Worried... by epukinsk · · Score: 2
      Why on earth would you need a remote controlled dishwasher? ... It can all be achieved with a timer.

      "Damn, I forgot to set the timer this morning."
      [erik@work erik]$ ssh home.epukinsk.net
      erik's password:
      Authentication successful.
      Last login: Fri Nov 22 21:22:33 2002 from upstairsoffice.epukinsk.net
      [erik@work erik]$ /etc/rc.d/dishwasher start
      Starting dishwasher: [ OK ]
      [erik@work erik]$ exit
    8. Re:Worried... by baryon351 · · Score: 1

      That may be a wonderful thing if I had one I needed enlarging in the first place ;)

    9. Re:Worried... by cosyne · · Score: 2

      Why on earth would you need a remote controlled dishwasher?

      Well, since you ask, you could load it up at your convenience and run it at 2am (assuming you don't sleep next to it) when the burden on the power system is mimized.
      Still, i don't see the average homeowener wiring one of these up to any major appliances.

    10. Re:Worried... by rainwalker · · Score: 2

      Doing dishes?? Crack password? Wi-Fi has taught us that most people can't be bothered to change default passwords. I have every expectation spending some fun weekends with nmap, turning on air conditioning in houses with subzero weather and cranking the heat up in desert communities. I have not the slightest intention of being responsible with this, nor will I ever own one of these! :)

  3. Already invented at Viola systems by vinsci · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is already invented in Finland :-). See http://www.violasystems.com/index.php

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    1. Re:Already invented at Viola systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and Viola's board looks smaller; it has
      seven CMOS I/O lines, 4 of which can be analog
      inputs.

  4. Text by BrianGa · · Score: 1

    Here's the site text, in preperation for the inevitable slashdot'ing: -- Please Check Our Press Release, more to come soon, below you can find a picture of the device. FlatStack Your Home To The Internet A very small Internet server has been developed. The name of this server is FlatStack, it replaces a complete PC and it is so small that nobody will even notice it. Still it is able to connect to many types of equipment at home, in the office, on the farm or in any type of logistical or industrial production process. FlatStack Your Home To The Internet Budapest - 12 November 2002 - FlatStack is the Hungarian answer to a trend in which all kind of ordinary household machines like heating systems, air conditioners, refrigerators and coffee machines will be connected to the Internet in the near future. By connecting them, users can control them from any place, even from their mobile phone. In order to be able to do so a very small Internet server has been developed. The name of this server is FlatStack, it replaces a complete PC and it is so small that nobody will even notice it. Still it is able to connect to many types of equipment at home, in the office, on the farm or in any type of logistical or industrial production process. The first version of FlatStack, which is now released, still has to be wired to the equipment but with standards like Bluetooth and wireless lan arriving, the next release of FlatStack will also support various types of wireless connection. FlatStack is not just an embedded device, it is part of a distributed computing approach in which centralized Internet tools take over the main processing whereas the FlatStack devices are their Email sending sensors and remote controlled robot arms. Timothy Technologies, a new company in which HITF Hungarian Innovative Technologies Fund, and Consult4Net are the major participants has acquired the FlatStack patents from its developers Dr. Kürti Sándor and Borján Gábor who will remain involved in the further growth of FlatStack. Timothy Technologies has as its goal to market the first generation FlatStack server and to further develop its future applications. A major advantage Timothy Technologies has is that it can deliver flexible and customized solutions because all hard- and software components needed, including the centralized Internet tools, are owned by the company. This means that Timothy Technologies is not depending on any outside source for the realization of complete FlatStack projects. Further Information: Timothy Technologies Kft. Andrássy út 46. 1061 Budapest, Hungary, Ungarn Dennis Kalfus dennis.kalfus@flatstack.com http://www.flatstack.com (under construction)

  5. So if I use this... by Dthoma · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I have to worry about my TV exploding from the /. effect?

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    1. Re:So if I use this... by pVoid · · Score: 2
      Muhahaha...

      Imagine the day when people will be able to post links to Cowboy Neal's toaster for posting redundant articles!

    2. Re:So if I use this... by peculiarmethod · · Score: 1

      actually.. this could be transformed into an idea the might make commerce on the internet a little more profitable.. listen: there will always be a learning curve.. so a company will always have do it at home-er's like ourselves and then there's the aol crowd. Lets say some company gets the great idea to practically pay a few companys to install a very cheap chip into future products that allows them to communicate via [impules in electrical wiring, 802.11, cables, whatever] to a central 'hub' (a friendly little toy in the entertainment system [think mp3 player times 1000x], and all the info will be accessable via the web, and you may transmit your our personalized 'password' via a program similiar to todays chat clients (ala msn, yahoo, aol) to your computer from anywhere - whereby allowing a set of commands to do things you need to get done while you're away. the money to be made is in the client software (being that its *ahem* secure). And the great part will be that it will all be open source and we geeks can just pine our pron adverts away. ;)

      yeah

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  6. Hammer / Nail by moonbender · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail or How We Can Use The Internet For All Kinds of BS.

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    1. Re:Hammer / Nail by barfomar · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the early 60's, when they started to put transistor radios inside stuffed animals.

  7. And the article by BrianGa · · Score: 2, Informative

    If Hungarian startup Timothy Technologies has its way, the Internet is about to take a giant leap forward, off the pages of the user's Web browser and right into every home appliance, from toaster ovens to air conditioners. Well, perhaps not the entire Internet, per sé, but enough of it to turn an ordinary home of the present into a remote-controlled Smart Home of the future. With an innovative new device known as the FlatStack, a user can log on to a Web page and operate home appliances with commands issued through an ordinary Web browser, with point-and-click ease.

    The FlatStack is a tiny circuit board with an embedded operating system that functions as a Web server. The device connects to the Internet and, in turn, can receive commands through an ordinary Web page. The user logs on to the Internet, opens the Web page and is presented with various options. For example, on a hot day, one can log on to the Web page, check the current temperature at home and turn on the air conditioner remotely, so that the area will be cool by the time the user arrives home. Likewise, the user can switch on a coffee maker, TV, lights or any other home appliance to which the FlatSstack device is connected.

    Vast Universe of Uses

    And while uses are nearly unlimited for consumers, the FlatStack is also applicable in industrial settings, including offices, factories and agricultural arenas. Wherever there is an electronically controlled device, the FlatStack can be used.

    Still, the sophisticated technology that powers FlatStack will remain outside of the user's view, as in nearly all other embedded systems. "You, as a user, will never be able to see it," Meta Group vice president Steve Kleynhans told NewsFactor recently when commenting on similar Smart Home devices. "The only thing you'll ever see is the interface they [graft] onto it." For FlatStack users, this is good news, as the Web interface is particularly simple and easy to use.

    Timothy Not Home Alone

    Timothy Technologies, however, is not the only high-tech company with the vision of extending the power of computing to the home. At the recent Comdex trade show, Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT) chairman Bill Gates announced, "Today, the home environment is one where the PC is starting to play a bigger role."

    To that end, a new class of computers equipped with the upcoming Microsoft XP Media Center Edition will be able to remotely control televisions, DVD players and display digital images. The new version of Windows XP will make its debut on PCs produced by Hewlett-Packard (NYSE: HPQ) that carry a price tag of several thousand dollars. By contrast, the FlatStack offers similar remote capabilities and retails for somewhere between US$75 and $100, while offering a key benefit that the Microsoft/HP system does not.

    Fitting into the palm of a hand, FlatStack can remain mostly unseen and does not take up space in the home. The Microsoft/HP system, on the other hand, is relatively large and obtrusive in comparison, though it does offer some bells and whistles not offered by FlatStack.

  8. Ugh.. by RomikQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think switching on the toaster when you're not at home is a very good idea. That's a fire waiting to happen.

    But imagine if someone's robbing your house and you happen to switch on the lights or something from the web or turn on the music or the tv. If the robbers won't have a heart attack, your house will forever be free of any disturbances.

    "Hey, that house looks good, look at that TV! Let's take it!"
    "Are you crazy? Haven't you heard? it's the 'haunted' house!"

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    1. Re:Ugh.. by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 2

      Hmmm...does "haunted" include passive defense systems? It is illegal to "set a trap" (in all states?) against illegal entry, but if you remoted a .22 caliber semi-auto wouldn't using it be legally similar to being there in person? Interesting times in which we live,eh?

    2. Re:Ugh.. by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Imagine your Toaster needing to be certified by IEEE to be compliant with all concerned RFC documents...

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    3. Re:Ugh.. by bsane · · Score: 1

      remoted a .22 caliber semi-auto wouldn't using it be legally similar to being there in person?

      Unfortunatly some states (CA being one) you can't use deadly force to defend your property. You can only use it to defend your life (or families, etc). Whether or not you were defending your life can actually be very subjective...

      Its not like TN where you can shoot trespassers after dark (or so I've heard- may just be a myth).

    4. Re:Ugh.. by evilviper · · Score: 2
      But imagine if someone's robbing your house and you happen to switch on the lights or something from the web or turn on the music or the tv.

      That's nothing. I'm working out a system where I can have my refridgerator chase people out of my house when it senses motion... then return itself to it's regular position.

      Might not sound terribly useful to mose people, but it'll be a hell of a lot of fun to hear them try to explain it to the police.
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  9. Hmmmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Posted by timothy on Saturday November 23, @12:33

    a Hungarian company, Timothy
    Technologies

    Draw your own conclusions about /. and front page advertising.

    1. Re:Hmmmm.. by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 2

      Posted by timothy on Saturday November 23, @01:33PM
      from the well-named-company dept.

      You're very perceptive..

  10. Better excuses by johnty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reason for eating out:
    "Someone hacked into my fridge...."

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    1. Re:Better excuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The only reason I eat out is so that she'll suck my dick in return.

    2. Re:Better excuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could also mean that the wife could install a webcam in the fridge to make sure you don't drink straight from carton.

  11. DriveMeInsane.com by AcquaCow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Drive Me Insane I saw this link in someone's sig this week...

    A rather cool site that has been setup so you can control a good number of devices and cams in this guy's home. Even his lawn sprinkler. He has had a remote control car with a video cam on it and soforth that you can drive around his house. Definately a must see.

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    1. Re:DriveMeInsane.com by crawdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      In related news, a house in Plano, Texas burned down today after an electrical fire began when all the lights in the house were turned off and on in rapid succession over and over again. All owner Paul Mathis could say was "Damn you, Slashdot!"

    2. Re:DriveMeInsane.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! That's the funniest comment I've heard all month. Please, mod up!

    3. Re:DriveMeInsane.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You must have just come out of a coma, rolled over, and that post was on the monitor next to your bed. That's the only way I can think that anyone would say something like that.

  12. i dont find it that usefull except ... by tsadi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    using it on the air conditioner. that way you can tell your aircon to turn itself on when your 20 minutes away from your apartment. so when you do get home, temperature's already at a comfy level.

    1. Re:i dont find it that usefull except ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but if you were rich you wouldn't live in a shitty climate that requires 'conditioning'. these latitudes are reserverd for the working class...

  13. Future Versions wireless... by TracerJPN_USMC · · Score: 0

    Great, so for now they expect me to run network cable to my toaster, blender, etc?! The wife will LOVE that. With the few computers I have, i don't need any more cable running all over the house.

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  14. Screw that by brad3378 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How about something that will interface with my palm pilot?
    I carry the thing with me everywhere anyway.
    Bluetooth anyone?

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  15. A script kiddies dream! by solostring · · Score: 1

    Just imagine the damage that a hacker could do your house :)

    1. Re:A script kiddies dream! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      yeah, how wonderful... now 3133t script kiddies can 0wn my house...


      alternatively, spend twelve bucks on a couple of timers to turn lights on and off when you're gone, about the only conceivable use that is actually worth something...

  16. hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm confused.

    So, does each device get its own public IP? Or does it connect to a main computer (or router) that gives it 192.168.xxx addresses.

    IPv6?? Please, for the love of god let it support IPv6.

    1. Re:hmm... by SigmundK · · Score: 0

      i sure hope it supports ipv6, considering that we're running out of ipv4 addresses as fast as we are. pray tell what will the internet look like if people refuse to switch to ipv6? half of the IPs being useless appliances? /me shivers

  17. ??? Do we really NEED this? by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, not to sound like a complete luddite here, but do we really need remote control, through the internet of washers, dryers, toasters, ovens, and the like? I don't want some asshole figuring out how to exploit this little ROM attached to my oven, somehow tricking it into going into 'self-clean' mode, thereby getting really hot, using lots of energy, and possibly burning down my house if I'm not there to catch it. I don't want my washing machine turning on, or changing settings in the middle of the wash cycle, and I sure as hell don't want someone screwing with my Air Conditioner settings, living in a desert and all. So, if the real intent is for this to be controlled, via the internet then this is a bad idea.

    If it was made for local control, this might not be such a problem, since a central regulating computer could work with it. However, if it's using a web server, this screams 'inefficient' for that kind of use, and would be much better using something along the lines of UPSd or even some kind of peek-poke method, like we used for IO address manipulation. Otherwise, it wouldn't even work very well for home automation.

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  18. hi-tech self sabotage by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you've ever seen that commercial where the husband unplugs the fridge when his wife tells him she made her tuna casserole and then they go to Outback because of it...

    Husband: "Hi honey, I'm going to be home around 5:00, what's for dinner?"
    Wife: "My special meatloaf."
    Husband: "Mmm. I can't wait!"
    (husband goes to remote admin webpage and turns off the fridge)

    1. Re:hi-tech self sabotage by DAldredge · · Score: 2

      Yes, the one where the husband destroyes 100+ dollars worth of food because he is to chicken to tell his wife that he doesn't like her tuna casserole. Just the type of complete idiot that would spend 75 dollars on this when a timer would work just a well for much less.

    2. Re:hi-tech self sabotage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that commercial is a disgrace for men everywhere. When my wife makes food I don't like, I slap her across the face and make her do it again. None of this going out to eat bullshit - her job is to make me a decent meal and to do it right. And if not, I "encourage" her to remember the right way to do it.

    3. Re:hi-tech self sabotage by crawdaddy · · Score: 1

      He's screwed when she checks the logs for errors and see a shutdown message sent from the guy's IP.

    4. Re:hi-tech self sabotage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Like a woman would ever be smart enough to check the logs. "It's all electronic - I let Jack handle that!" Dumb cunts should only be touching the knobs on the stove - nothing more.

    5. Re:hi-tech self sabotage by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      Yes the one wear the luser posts a message on slashdot because hes too stupid to realize its just a commercial. Just the type of complete idiot that would get all in a huff as if this actor really did do that to one of this idiots close friends.

  19. All your house are belong to Bill Gates by TougaSempai · · Score: 1

    Seriously, Microsoft is the last company I'd trust to write software to control my house. I mean, if you thought a security hole that lets someone format your hard drive was bad, imagine what kind of trouble someone could start if they could hack into the box that controls your house... I hope the FlatStack is relatively secure.

  20. Bells and whistles... by stretch0611 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Fitting into the palm of a hand, FlatStack can remain mostly unseen and does not take up space in the home. The Microsoft/HP system, on the other hand, is relatively large and obtrusive in comparison, though it does offer some bells and whistles not offered by FlatStack.

    What are the Microsoft bells and whistles? BSOD, the ability to tell Microsoft who raids the fridge in th middle of the night, also who watches the p0rn channels.

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  21. **Yawn** by redfiche · · Score: 1

    It's got some gee-whiz factor, but really, does anybody need one of these? There's nothing new about the technology, and I don't see consumers scrambling to lay down there hard-earned clams just so they can start the coffee pot from the internet. Another poster makes a good point about security...

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  22. Heh, I already got my new remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    If I want something done, I just go "BITCH, change the channel!" "BITCH, turn the fucking heat down!" "YO BITCH, turn that shit up a little bit!" and your mom does it. Works great, the technology is reverse and forward compatable, and it never needs batteries. And one a day it sucks my schlong too.

  23. nothing new by Dizzo · · Score: 3, Informative

    This isn't really new. Ever heard of siteplayer?

    http://www.siteplayer.com/

    1. Re:nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      Imagine, something stale being posted on slashdot that isn't really news. holy fucking shit get me the president, ripley, and call guiness. This is almost a news story unto itself and should be posted on slashdot in about a month or two.

  24. Security impact by Icefyre · · Score: 1

    You would also be able to have an "internet alarm" go off if something went wrong in your home, like leaving the stove on, or a grease fire in the toaster oven or something. You would be able to check in on your house at all times... but then again, so would anyone who had your password, or managed to hack your password. There would be a whole new meaning to internet stalking, and people would be able to track you down and find out details about the inside of your home. I'm not sure if it's really worth it... =\

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    1. Re:Security impact by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      As long as they added a " last login at: " and " x failed logins" when ever you legged in, i can't see it being too much of a prob.

    2. Re:Security impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Depends, if it's running some variant of Linux you can't get "x failed logins." Security sucks so bad in Linux someone will be able to get in fairly quickly and erase the evidence, so the next time you log in (assuming there's anything left to log in to) you'd have no clue. Which should be normal for you. Now, a .net security model would prevent this from happening and that's a different story.

    3. Re:Security impact by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      I can see the employment agreements now. Systems Administrators at the ACME corporation are required to install the internet monitor 3000 in the main living area of their home as well as a internet accessible alarm system.

      Baby steps to big brother...

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  25. If you don't want to wait for this product... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are many similar products already on the market. Just search Google for "embedded ethernet".

  26. Also already invented for XXX by Jetson · · Score: 4, Funny

    A friend of a friend invented a remote-control vibrator. I kid you not! It's wired to the PC and has a web interface so that people in long-distance relationships can intimately stimulate each other during telephone/IM sex.... His company will be selling the product on-line shortly.

    1. Re:Also already invented for XXX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      um ... your friend *thinks* he's controlling the vibrator, but in reality it's me sticking my dick into his wife. That thing is sitting on on the coffee table the whole while. Don't tell him I've been cumming on his computer chair while he's away please.

    2. Re:Also already invented for XXX by awx · · Score: 2

      Don't tell me. He's going to call it a fufme?

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    3. Re:Also already invented for XXX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I invented this in the 80's. It was called the Accujack. The prototype used a 1200 baud modem and was adapted to normal adult toys (tools?). The male version had three depth sensors which controlled 3 stages of motor speed in the remote vibrator. It was ahhh... interesting to use in practice.

    4. Re:Also already invented for XXX by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      This was covered on SexTV (CityTV Toronto) at least as early as '99. There was a small sensor you stick to your monitor which detects the signals sent to a window on your screen via the remote software. The different signals cause the vibrator to switch speeds accordingly.

      While it's a novel approach to keeping the home fires burning, I think it would suck to come home to a note that says "Honey, you know I love you, but I'm leaving you for Slashdot."

    5. Re:Also already invented for XXX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H4X0R==FuX0r?

    6. Re:Also already invented for XXX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he could just tell me and I'll do the dirty work for him in person.

  27. Do we really want this? by ball-lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do we really want out houses to be computer controlled? What if someone writes a virus, or figures out a way to hack it?

  28. Probably not, but possibly... by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 1

    "I have to worry about my TV exploding from the /. effect?"

    Only if your VCR kicks out a tape and knocks you in the skull with it, like what happened to Arsenio Hall in "Amazon Women on the Moon"...

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  29. off topic? yes, Funny? Hillarious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  30. I can do that for a fraction of the cost...... by Dr_Marvin_Monroe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...all the stuff is easily available. In fact, that was my first home Linux project. Parts list: Linux box running Apache X-10 master control module "Firecracker" module from X-10 (serial->RF master) "Firecracker" for Linux program. That's it, perhaps $75 if you spend too much.... Here's the real problem though.....running such a server (either purchased or built) is against your user service agreement for most broadband people. I can understand why the cable internet people wouldn't want some poor slob getting the slashdot effect. It would destroy service for all the others allong the cable modem route. But facts are facts and any server on your equipment is illegal, even if it's just to turn on/off your hot-tub before you get home from work. Of course, there are ways around that.....but that's another story.....

    1. Re:I can do that for a fraction of the cost...... by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

      any server on your equipment is illegal

      Not on my service...DirectTV DSL is the best.

      --
      Sig is on vacation
    2. Re:I can do that for a fraction of the cost...... by verch · · Score: 2

      If anyone needs more info on X-10 go to ANY FRIGGING WEBSITE IN THE WORLD and read the popup.

      bastards.

    3. Re:I can do that for a fraction of the cost...... by cosyne · · Score: 2

      For anyone wanting to go the x10 route instead of this hyped up x10 replacement, check out bottlerocket and BlueLava. Set up a linux server as secure as you want, access it from your handheld, phone, desk, etc. You can probably put it on a port that you broadband provider doesn't block. Or hack it run over email.

  31. Not overly impressed ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The problem may be that the announcement is too vague. I've been doing HA for over 15 years with X10 (not the most reliable protocol but I've got it working 98% of the time). I also use an ADI Ocelot for IR, Onewire devices, a weather station and I'm working on an RS485 multidrop network for my controllers (Analog, digital etc, less than $20). My control software is a Perl program called Misterhouse. I wouldn't pay an extra $75 for a coffee put because I could control it over the internet.

  32. This company will bring it to reality: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NetSilicon works on this type of product:

    www.netsilicon.com

  33. X10?! by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

    Uh, I was doing that a couple years ago with X10. Mind you it didn't have the embedded web server, but nonetheless the web control worked and even over my 28.8K dial-up it was sufficiently fast to control the lights.

    The advantage from X10 is their stuff works most of the time, they've been doing it for a while and have a large assortment of stuff. The disadvantage is you are then contributing to their pervasive pop-under ads. I stopped buying from X10 when they started the ads.

    --
    Sig is on vacation
    1. Re:X10?! by Restil · · Score: 2

      Buy from http://smarthome.com instead though. They sell X10 compatible modules from other companies, usually cheaper than the equivalent X10 product, and you're not sending your money to X10.

      Its a shame actually, as its the only thing that X10 does well. Those cams they advertise everywhere are crap.

      -Restil

      --
      Play with my webcams and lights here
    2. Re:X10?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this flatpack is a hardware version of Mister House (http://misterhouse.net) ? Oh, except Mr. House talks to just about every protocal dealing with home automation, is open source and free. Interesting.

  34. X10 by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Can't you already do this with those X10 (you know, the ones with the popup ads) devices???

    --
    I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
  35. LonWorks/Echelon does it better by Animats · · Score: 2
    LonWorks/Echelon has had this working for years. Try their demo. Turn the lights in their demo room on and off. See how much energy they're using. This little demo has been running since the late 1990s. You can buy all the components. Components are cheap in quantity. Works fine.

    LonWorks was supposed to be the mainstream system for home control, with backing from some big companies. It never made it. It's become popular in some niche markets, like controlling lights, HVAC, and signs in railroad passenger cars, subways, and such. (The noise immunity is quite good, so it will work in subways.) It's used in industrial control. But it's gone nowhere in home automation.

  36. Excellent Xmas gift.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    .. for my ex-wife, I hope it's programmable.

    if $ExWife in $Bathtub {
    drop $HairDryer in $Bathtub;
    power 1 $HairDryer;
    sleep 120;
    };

    --
    Trolling is a art,
    1. Re:Excellent Xmas gift.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, that's not really very funny at all.

      loser

  37. Hackers: How to get a house cheap by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 3, Funny
    ring ring!

    "Hello? Hi Jim, how are you? Well, it's pretty bad here. The lights keep switching on and off and the coffee maker won't shut off. The washing machine keeps overflowing. Every time we turn the oven off, it comes on again. When we turn the thermostat up, it gets colder in here. Last month's electric bill was $15,000.00. We think the place is haunted and just decided that we're going to sell it to the first person to make an offer, no matter how low it is.

    (Ding dong...)

    "Jim, I've got to go. There's someone at the door."

    --
    Sigs are bad for your health.
  38. I believe no-one has noted... by Bobulusman · · Score: 2

    that this is exactly what I was told, so many years ago, that Java was originally designed for. Obviously didn't work out, though.

    --
    Cogito ergo sum in Slashdot.
  39. Re:??? Do we really NEED this? by mbogosian · · Score: 2
    If it was made for local control, this might not be such a problem, since a central regulating computer could work with it. However, if it's using a web server, this screams 'inefficient' for that kind of use, and would be much better using something along the lines of UPSd or even some kind of peek-poke method, like we used for IO address manipulation. Otherwise, it wouldn't even work very well for home automation.

    Not to be a skeptic, but I'm not sure it's even appropriate for most "home automation" applications:
    "Honey? Did we blow a fuse? I can't turn on the lights and I need to cook the turkey!"
    "Oh, sorry dear. The LAN's down. I should have a new part for the hub by Monday. Can we use the wood-burning stove in the mean time?"
    For most tasks like laundry and cooking, a human already needs to be there to do a lot of the prep work (carrying the clothes to the appliance, preparing the ingredients, etc.). If no one's in a room, then the lights should probably not be on anyway, so remote light-switches seem almost wretchedly excessive to me.

    The only thing I think "home automation" is good for is directed climate control with a centralized appliance (i.e., furnace, but this would require a lot of manual override ability in the event that the automation mechanism failed), and home entertainment (centrally-located media store with streaming media to all viewing centers in the house).

    Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I always thought a house was fer livin' in. Seems if yer already livin' in it, remote activation of them thar lights an' things would be kinda superfluous....
  40. Uh oh .. watch out ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1


    before this devices give a FlatStack overflow ! .. your kitchen might get messy!

    --
    --- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
  41. Not a big deal... by pVoid · · Score: 2
    The FlatStack is an entire web server on a tiny circuit board

    I think people are affraid of the term web server because it combines two strong buzz words.

    A pure and simple text web server is actually very easy to implement. It's an 'ask a question, get text back' protocol...

    Unless they plan to stream out MPG feeds from your toasters, creating such a circuit might be just as simple as the circuitry in a fancy watch.

    (It's not a novel concept either)

  42. I can see it now... by UncleRage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me: Hey! Check this out!

    ***click***

    ---Flush---

    ***click click click***

    ---Flush flush flush---

    My Wife (in the shower): That's it! I'm divorcing you!

    ----
    The difficulty of a system is only comparable to the ingnorance of the end-user.

    --
    #SickNotWeak
  43. Pathetically stupid invention. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 0, Troll



    Shit like this makes me want to commit suicide. I thought about listing the number of things wrong with this idea, then I realized, the only ones reading this article are suits, shitheads, and any other flotsam who can't see the obvious.

    Nevermind.

    --
    Bowie J. Poag

  44. The point being? by archnerd · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of this thread.

  45. One question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? This appears to be another tech solution for a problem that doesn't exist. A fridge knows when it needs to kick in without a computer, let alone an internet connection. Sometimes low-tech is best.

  46. Egads! by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    NO! I have enough problems keeping my computers secure enough to sleep. No you want me to worry about some script kiddie turning on my wife's curling iron or turning on my oven? No way! I will keep my appliance OFF the internet! :)

    --

    Gorkman

  47. Uh... by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Informative

    Big whoop. Ubicom makes a damn fine embedded TCP/IP platform, and it's all on one chip, with built-in Ethernet using a software MAC. And it's $13.

  48. Residential War Driving... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

    > Later versions of FlatStack will connect to
    > appliances wirelessly. ...coming soon to your neighborhood. Watch blocks of yard lights flash in sequence! Listen to hundreds of stereos blasting!

    --
    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  49. Scientist burns penis with hot laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Scientist burns penis with hot laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis.

      The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

      He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done.

      "The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal Friday.

      Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

      Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.

  50. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we should have a connector to control all of those fucking Canadians via remote control. They have no fucking clue what they are doing on their own.

    Canada would be much better of if the US would hurry up and take them over for our slave/whore/resource zone.

    Stupid canucks!

  51. It's been done more than once - TINI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not only X-10 but TINI from Dallas Semiconductors offers the integral web server w/JVM ($50US), JStamp w/JVM, and Basic Stamp/Javelin Stamp could all be used similarly and are compatible with X-10.

  52. lost remote? by thefunkywumpus · · Score: 3, Funny

    is nobody else worried what happens when one of those bratty kids misplaces the remote?

    [dad:] 'hey, who was using the internet last? i can't find it anywhere!'
    [kids:] 'bobby had it last! he was running around with it in the living room. i think he left the world wide web underneath the couch.'
  53. This is just what I've always wanted! by Mika_Lindman · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is just what I need! What better way to change channels on my TV, that to connect the whole earth to a single network, and then use this network to change channel on my TV, which is set 9 feets away from me.

    1. Re:This is just what I've always wanted! by qengho · · Score: 2

      use this network to change channel on my TV, which is set 9 feets away from me.

      Heh, I was so proud of my technically-challenged wife the first time she forwarded a joke email to me. We share an office, and our computers are four feet apart. She sent it out to the Midwest and back, instead of just asking me to turn around in my chair and read it off her screen.

  54. Cool, but... by spoonist · · Score: 2
    This seems pretty cool, but they should learn from the mistakes of others...
    The first version of FlatStack, which is now released, still has to be wired to the equipment but with standards like Bluetooth and wireless lan arriving, the next release of FlatStack will also support various types of wireless connection.
    Why would I buy this version if the next version's gonna be easier to integrate with wireless?

    Reminds me of Adam Osborne's Famous Blunder.
  55. Surfin' into the future! by hangingonwords · · Score: 1

    All I gotta say is i've been waiting for this day my entire life. Now i can look for porn AND make milk shakes all at the same time! I feel bad for all those computer jockeys though. I mean to think people aren't even gonna have to get up to make a snack anymore, and people wonder why weight gain is such an issue these days. I hope this answers their questions!

    --
    fact: microsoft > linux
  56. Three words: Remote control egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget the Internet, get one and introduce your honey to it. Show her who's got her button...

  57. There's something better out... by Cardoe · · Score: 1

    There's something a bit better out.. cause it's cheaper and only 1 chip big... It's made bay NetMedia and called SitePlayer. www.siteplayer.com

  58. Re:??? Do we really NEED this? by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 2

    Well, assuming that home automation worked right, with minimal overhead, I could see use where an X-Term or some other controlling terminal is mounted near the equipment, like in a laundry room, so different specific controls could be set for different kinds of wash loads, but it seems that it would be a bit excessive.

    The only other way that such a complex system could seemingly be useful is if voice control matured to a point where you would want a central computer listening to what you said when you're in the house, to let you begin to preheat the oven, or to lower the temperature on the freezer if you're coming home with a large supply of food to put in it, etc, but beyond that, I'm not really sure.

    --

    IBM had PL/1, with syntax worse than JOSS,
    And everywhere the language went, it was a total loss...
  59. Lord, just make sure MS doesn't get ahold of it by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 2


    I shudder to think of the senseless violence I would cause when my coffee pot BSOD'd.

  60. Re:??? Do we really NEED this? by Sayjack · · Score: 1

    YES!!! We do. Guys need gadgets, buttons, blinking lights which indicate things we don't understand and 5 remotes which must be operated in tandem to get anything done.

    --

    -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

  61. HERE IS WHY THIS IS GREAT!!!! by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 4, Interesting
    No, I don't, as of yet, want to use this product. I have no interest in remote home automation. But I do think it's cool and people will turn it into interesting things.

    AND THIS IS THE KICKER!!! Once people are using stuff like this, then cable companies must be forced to change their policies to allow servers. Think about it! If the middle-class masses all want to use this to control home security, lights, etc, then the cable company would have to allow a major desire of millions of people to be allowed. Well, not "forced" to, but it's a shot. So anything that needs servers running in the house over broadband gets a vote "yes" from me.

  62. MisterHouse by Soylent+Beige · · Score: 1

    Check out MisterHouse seriously cool stuff.

    --
    Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
  63. Re:??? Do we really NEED this? by mbogosian · · Score: 2

    Well, assuming that home automation worked right, with minimal overhead, I could see use where an X-Term or some other controlling terminal is mounted near the equipment, like in a laundry room, so different specific controls could be set for different kinds of wash loads, but it seems that it would be a bit excessive.

    Although I would certainly respect the hack, this is largely unnecessary as most (at least high-end) modern washers have these capabilities built-in. You might be able to convince me that connecting my Maytag to the (firewalled) Internet is useful because it can download new data (as it becomes available) on how to change its cycle behavior depending on different stains, but you would be hard-pressed to make me believe that remote control was the right design over an embedded solution for controlling the actual washer.

  64. Wuss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I can't believe these paranoid fucks. Like I would even--um, er--I mean like some script kiddie would even care about your dumb curling iron. Besides, I'm sure they will have some super secure, totally uncracakable software (embedded MS-Windows of some sort) to keep people like me--um, er--to keep evil script kiddies out of your precious internet enabled household appliance.


    Go ahead, do it! you know you want to

  65. Blah by dissy · · Score: 2

    Christ. When someone makes something very useful, small, and in this case CHEAP, all you can do is relate "Well if its attached to the internet it MUST be insecure."

    Get a fucking CLUE people.

    Ok, if you are too inept to know how to secure anything right, yes i would worry about having this too. If i was you in that situation, id worry about most of the things normal people do through out the day.

    [saracsm]
    Oh my god with one small piece of metal a person can get access to my whole house, and another piece of metal gives them access to my car?? The horror! Wont someone think of the security?!
    [/sarcasm]

    Yes, give an idiot power and the idiots power can be exploited. By adding the internet in there, that still wont change anything.

    Does this mean the world shouldnt have this ability? NO!

    I for one would love to have remote access control and monitoring for my whole home.
    I however would also make sure it was secure.

    Just because you arnt security experts and so trust M$ to do all of your security work for you and their ineptness lets you down does not mean that is how everyone else would be as well.

    Use some comon sense. If your oven is attached to the internet, and that gives it the possibility of starting a fire, well it sounds to me like one should build in safeguards that CANT be overwritten by the remote control to prevent that from happening.
    An oven already wont get hot enough to simply burst into flames.. and if it can, that is far from a problem with how it is controlled.

    I would also love for my car to be remotely monitored and controlled.
    Imagine the 'bad-ass' points you would get by foiling a car thieft this way.
    Do i worry that some script kiddie could break in and use this aginst me? Of course i do, thats why i think of all the ways one may go about doing that and add measures to stop it ahead of time.

    Would i trust MS to make something like this secure? No.. Would i trust this guy? Depends, if i could look over his work I may be convinced to trust him. If i couldnt, no i would not.
    Would this stop me from adding my own security in front of all these appliances? Never on your life.

    When people come up with new abilitys and resources for doing things such as this, we also must come up with new ways to make sure they arnt abused incorrectly. The two come hand in hand.
    But at the same time, one generally learns/discovers the way to do something before how to use it correctly. Security will come very shortly after, and just because something can be abused is no excuse to stop its existance or not continue learning.

  66. Fossil-rific by slobberjaws · · Score: 1

    Some people laughed at the guy that wanted voice reconition like there was on his old IBM cause the idea was acient, well....does anybody remember the old Aptiva Commericals?? ;)

  67. Jeez, get a setback thermostat by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    A setback thermostat is really very nice and will pay for itself because you'll never leave or go to bed forgetting to back off on the setting. Ours kicks in before we get up in the morning (it even learns how long it takes for the furnace or A/C to do its job), cuts back for the day, back up for the evening, off at night.

    Cool (ha-ha), requires no thinking, and cheaper. Occam's Razor baby.

    And you can even economize by one "l" in useful. :)

  68. Read the agreement more carefully... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

    running a PUBLIC server is against the liscensing agreement, at least for my ISP.

    If other people can access your server you have a problem...can anybody think of any servers that aren't public access.

    SSH perhaps? X tunnelled through it? I think that would work, don't you? Nobody can access that service without username and password, or if you're really a security nut, a public key and passcode.

    --
    Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
  69. Reminds me of a cartoon onetime by bsDaemon · · Score: 2

    the dialog going something along the lines of "Honey! some guy in norway keeps using a java applet to burn my toast!"

  70. Exactly What I Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why, thanks! There was some info there I needed that I had been searching for.

  71. We Control The Vertical...And The Horizontal by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    I look forward to FlatFlash, where corporate home pages will take over your monitor, change your TV channels to follow their company's staggered ads across 500 channels, and record all of them on my PVR in case I miss something.

  72. Privacy issues? by iopha · · Score: 1

    I'd be worried not only about hacker attacks on my house but possible invasions of privacy. Given the increasing power and scope of law-enforcement data mining, wiring your home in such a fashion would make the most intimate details of your life available to any packet sniffer.

    And hey, that's just the FBI. I'm sure there would be no commercial applications of such domestic data mining, of course not. Eesh. Count me out of this latest modern convenience.

    iopha

  73. However... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, Neighbors homes were saved from disaster by a concerted effort on the part of some conscientious webusers to put out the fire using Mathis's sprinkler system.

  74. Hack my House by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    Well, the only things that have implemented this in real life so far as I know are

    • A washer that lets you start it remotely -- truly dumb, because who's going to remember to load it, put soap in it... then walk out the door, and still remember to call it. Now if it could dispense the detergent and softener, perhaps (especially if there are water use restrictions or something) -- but even then, just a timer should be sufficient.
    • ReplayTV -- I wish I had the ambition to hack my TiVo for the TiVoNet, just too many things going on at once. Has anyone had their replay hacked (Oh no! More Gilligan's Island!)?

    In general, I'd be very concerned about implementing this. I don't let http requests into my firewall, and I'm not sure I'd like to start, script kiddies or no. Comcast just bought my attbi service, and they're thinking about service caps. My toaster, washer, dryer, fridge, microwave, furnace, answering machine, TiVo, CD Burner, etc. could use up my cap just replying "No, there is no formmail.pl" every twelve seconds.

    Hmmm.. that list at least has a few things worth implementing: a nice speech-to-text on my answering machine would be good, and the remote-programmable thermostat is nearly a must-have. Add to that something to feed and let out (and entertain) my dog, and I nearly don't have to come home for a night.

    --
    Design for Use, not Construction!
  75. grrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LAGGG!!!!

  76. KABOOM! by alizard · · Score: 2
    Imagine someone switching on your toaster and turning the valves to your gas oven ON and the ignition OFF.

    While that can't be done with this device which is a retrofit to existing hardware, the devices where this will be built in at the factory are on the way, complete with diagnostic modes to allow remote troubleshooting.

  77. S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y!!! by alizard · · Score: 2

    So where's the SSL and the firewall?

    If you can't figure out why this needs to be protected with a password enabled-SSL link and a firewall built into the microserver, you're invited to hook your hot tub to one (and PLEASE point a webcam at it), hook it up to the Net, post the IPs for both the webcam and the hot tub here, and climb in for a nice, long, relaxing soak.

    Request to /. editors, if anyone actually does this, PLEASE make sure the article goes up IMMEDIATELY.

    If the designer didn't think of this, he should be the first one to try this.

  78. What if my toaster gets DoS'ED? by [cx] · · Score: 1

    Will it burn my toast?
    Cause my toast to become stale?
    STEAL MY TOAST!!!??
    Oh for the love of god its too much for me to take!

    Whats next, the kettle boiling out of control, the ice maker going off in the middle of the night, no I think its better that we leave appliances the way they are.

    I dont see too many innovations for having your webpage run out of your microwave.

    Next thing you know "Hook your kids up to the internet, Literally!"

    Download the entire Congress Library into their memory while they sleep, you'll wake up with a wise cracking lawyer with a drinking problem in the 3rd grade!

    Hooray for the internet and its many commercial innovations that don't even apply to our current ways of life!

    [cx]

  79. Software patent by Head's+Up · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one spot the software patent pending?

    Page 30 of technical documentation:
    "FlatStack does not use any external licenced code. The whole of the microcode is internally developed, using our own Flatstack technology (patent pending)."

    Cool, another software patent on the way for something that's been done before. Stackless TCP ain't new nor is this kind of module.

  80. Notification by Polo · · Score: 2
    Although you probably wouldn't want to control your washer, dryer, toaster or microwave through the internet, there is one reason it would be cool to have them connected...

    Notification

    It would be great to know when:

    Your wash load is done.

    Your washer has stopped, unbalanced load

    The clothes in the dryer are ready. (repeat until clothes removed)

    garage door is open

    Refrigerator temperature high - door open
    To a lesser extent:

    Your toaster has popped

    Garbage disposal has run for more than 1 minute

    The food in the microwave is ready and has cooled for a while
    Some appliances that would be nice to control are:

    Thermostat, especially to know when somebody's home and when NOBODY is home

    water heater on/off

    Just the fridge door open could pay for the entire sensor (ever lost a fridge full of food?)

    So notification is the real key here, not toasting bread through the internet.

    1. Re:Notification by seraph93 · · Score: 1

      I'm really not sure how useful that would be. I know my wash load is done when the washer stops making noise. Same for the dryer, the microwave, and figuring out how long the garbage disposal's been running: "Gee, that nasty grinding noise has been going on in the kitchen for a while now..."

      Maybe you're usually farther from your appliances than I am from mine. Maybe you're deaf. But you can get along without your computer telling you these things, can't you? I turned off the sound on my microwave, and even without the beep, I don't have much trouble figuring out when the food I set to cook for five minutes is going to be done (it's usually about five minutes from the time I press start).

      And no, I've never lost a fridge full of food. Not only is my fridge never full of food, I'm pretty good at closing the door when I'm done with it. Actually, now that I think about it, you've got me worried. What would happen if my precious condiment collection were ruined by a simple mistake?

      I take it all back. It is a good idea after all.

      --
      Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
  81. Blender@home by failrate · · Score: 1

    Exactly what is my motivation to control my appliances when I'm away from home? Most of them would be either pointless or unsafe. I can really only think of two appropriate applications: A washer/dryer combo with automated robot arm (Which could probably run itself, considering I've already given it a robot arm), and a Net-accessible iron for obsessive-compulsives (Y'see, they can just turn it off from their wi-fi device. However, they'll probably have to push the off button exactly 42 times, or something terrible will happen). I mean, really, I don't want to start hearing about people who's refrigerators were hacked by evil defrost exploits.

    --
    Voodoo Girl is the bomb!
  82. Re:Already invented - Zilog by DansnBear · · Score: 1

    Zilog has had the eZ80 Webserver-i E-NET Module for a while now

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    -= Who are The Headlocks? =-
  83. FINALLY!!! by evil_pb · · Score: 1
    I really *can* hack a toaster!

    My 1337 5k1ll5 can now extend to common household appliances. Bwahahahahah hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha

    Now if I could just put an IP stack on my cat so I can keep him from hiding my car keys, life owuld be great! :)

  84. Remote bong... by tgrotvedt · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine had some crazy plans for a remotely operated bong. This combination of simple switching hardware communicating using a serial port and some cheaply hacked up software allowed him to control his bong electronically. You could hit a button on screen, and a reversed pump and heat-bar would pull the cone and you simply had to breathe in the smoke. Later, we patched it so it could be controled over a WEBSITE using PHP! Absolutely useless... but very cool...

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    What makes a man want to be a mouse? (Python's Flying Circus)
  85. Mine does it for negative cost... by tazenda · · Score: 1

    My home remote can be controlled via email, SMS, Yahoo Messenger, and phone -- I get alerts through the same channels. Yeah, it also has its own webserver.

    Besides controlling my appliances, it makes enough money to pay for my phone, electricity, cable TV, and other bills. It even performs fund transfers! Cool, huh.

    It's called a Roommate(tm). Comes in several models: Sweetheart(tm), Spouse(tm), Sibling(tm), and Housekeeper(tm). Look around, you just might have one already... Umm. Maybe not the first two.

    Heh.

  86. Projector Controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The university I attend has a couple of rooms with projection units that are controlled over the net'. The touch screen remotes just accessed a java app running on the system. If you knew the ip, you could bring up the page and screw around. It was hella fun.

  87. lots of people do this by orrd · · Score: 1

    Lots of people have had setups like this for years. A lot of them use HomeSeer, but there are a lot of ways to hook your toaster up to the internet.

  88. Aren't there cheaper on-chip solutions? by ahfoo · · Score: 2

    As I right this, the front page of the EETimes is running a story about an on-chip ethernet controller that also contains a rudimentary web server that they're planning to embed in all sorts of appliances for remote monitoring. Apparently it's much cheaper than what is being discussed in this article and it seems this on chip solution can act as a 100mbps ethernet hub for other devices as well.

  89. Most obvious use... by Zunt · · Score: 1

    No one seems to have posted what I think is the most obvious use of this: setting the VCR remotely. Has no one else ever wanted to be able to do this when at the office and someone has just told you the best TV program ever made is going to be on before you get home? My understanding is that even the great TIVO can't always do this.
    And as for the security questions, come on... Most of the posts here sound like the old anti-Internet luddites of the 90's.

  90. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    N: Phil Lewis
    E: beans@bucket.ualr.edu
    D: Promised to send money if I would put his name in the source tree.
    S: PO Box 371
    S: North Little Rock, Arkansas 72115
    S: US
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  91. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh? In reality
    all core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have
    tomorrow, why, it already happened. You see, it's just a little universal
    recursive joke which threads our lives through the infinite potential of
    the instant. So go to sleep, Antonio, your thread could break any moment
    and cast you out of the safe security of the instant into the dark void of
    eternity, the anti-time. So go to sleep...

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