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  1. Remember the /. rules.. on "Red is Dead" Optical Mice LED Change · · Score: 2


    .. when you spill solder all over your MS mouse circuit board and ruin it you have to:

    a) Call Bill Gates a poopy-head
    b) Tell everyone "if MS included a schematic, this wouldn't have happened."
    c) Repeat.


    Yes I'm joking silly. :P

  2. Red is for mood. on "Red is Dead" Optical Mice LED Change · · Score: 5, Funny


    The faint glow of a red light while looking at pr0n just seems natural.

  3. Re:Delayed? on GNU/Hurd Delayed To Fix Disk Size, Serial I/O Limitations · · Score: 1


    At least OpenBSD has a SMP branch in CVS

    True enough, I didn't mean it as a serious shot. OpenBSD is my *NIX of choice. (see my user info :))

  4. Delayed? on GNU/Hurd Delayed To Fix Disk Size, Serial I/O Limitations · · Score: 5, Funny


    I want a new slashdot poll:

    Which long awaited project will be the first to become reality?
    a) Duke Nukem Forever
    b) SMP for OpenBSD
    c) GNU/Hurd
    d) The second coming of Jeebus

  5. Re:Try Flowers netx time on Root Zone Changed · · Score: 3, Funny


    You could also ask before..

    Ask? Generally the first exchange of words is "Hey! You in the bushes!"

  6. bah. on Root Zone Changed · · Score: 5, Funny


    Whenever I go near a "root zone" I end up getting pepper sprayed and charged with sexual assault.

  7. I wonder if my spam filters... on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: 2, Funny


    .. will drop today's Slashdot Headlines email because of the ADV in "ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel"..

  8. Re:woohoo! on Cable TV A La Carte? · · Score: 5, Funny


    Just what we need, a thread where all the Slashdotters post lists of their favorite TV channels. Don't you people go out?

    I can't, my parents lock the basement door.

  9. Re:You're not married are you? on Cable TV A La Carte? · · Score: 5, Funny


    My wife would divorce me if I were to cancel Lifetime.

    I'm recently divorced and can honestly say the best part is never having to sit through another Trading Spaces marathon! :)

  10. Sweet on Cable TV A La Carte? · · Score: 3, Funny


    Goodbye Showcase, CNN, Discovery, TLC, Sci-Fi.. hello pr0n!

  11. Irrelevant? on Operating Systems Are Irrelevant · · Score: 3, Funny


    They are? Uh oh..
    WIOj23 902*@+++
    NO CARRIER

  12. Re:Is there a Linux song? on OpenBSD 3.2 Song Now Available · · Score: 1, Troll


    My name is Linus,
    I'm a geek.
    My name is Linus and
    I'm a geee-eek.

    I only include
    what I bless.
    I like to get bumfucked
    by RMS.

    My name is Linus
    I'm a geek.
    My name is Linus
    and I'm a geee-eeek.


    Not a troll, just the artsie side of my brain awakening from its 36 year slumber.

  13. Re:When will you people learn? on BMG Stops Producing CDs · · Score: 2


    if by some unbelievable turn of events we could possibly effect(sic) the income of the music publisher in question

    Presumably P2P has already affected the income of said publisher. This is how they justify the expense of copy protection to their board.

  14. Re:FOX Network on NASA Wasting Time and Money on Moon Landing Doubters · · Score: 5, Funny


    The worst of this whole debacle is when Fox had the "special" on TV about a year ago about whether the moon landing really was a hoax or not.

    Was Jonathan Frakes the host? I never trust anything on Fox unless Frakes hosts the show.

  15. Re:Recalls? on Taiwanese Capacitors Leaking, Exploding · · Score: 3, Funny


    ..electrolytic capacitors have a fixed lifetime and are by nature unreliable.

    You guys are all full of crap.

    On Star Trek they use flux capacitors which I presume are far more reliable than your Fancy Pants, Big City tantalum or electrolyte capacitors.

  16. Re:macrovision on Adding a Hard Drive... To Your DVD Player? · · Score: 2


    after converting to composite, then converting to RF after being messed about by the video recorder, then playing it on an old TV, you're losing all the picture quality.

    Perhaps, but he can still enjoy the AC3 audio output from the player through a Dolby Digital-ready receiver which are dirt cheap.

    DVD isn't all about the picture, the sound is a big plus.

  17. Re:Please provide .iso's on OpenBSD 3.2 Available · · Score: 2


    ..we have a community that is so elitist that they come down like the mighty hammer of God on anyone who isn't already an expert. Something could be more user friendly? That's because it's for experts only.

    Nonsense. Years back when I went from Linux->FreeBSD I searched a lot, read a lot and experimented a lot. Ditto when I went from FreeBSD->OpenBSD. There is a boatload of information out there, unfortunately people run onto the mailing lists immediately after an install with questions answered in the FAQs, the manpages (which are superb) and via any search engine. Many then have the balls to say "Oh, I'm not subscribed to the list, mail me privately." Does this sound like someone wanting to truly learn a new OS? No, they want a free OS with 1-800 24x7 support.

    The bottom line as I see it is this: Developers are not there to hold anybody's hand, the mail lists are not there to do one's homework, nor are there to act as one's "google proxy"

  18. Re:Still won't boot above 8 Gig- IDIOt on OpenBSD 3.2 Available · · Score: 3, Insightful


    OpenBSD is a SERVER operating system. 99.99999% of the people using OpenBSD use OpenBSD as a SERVER

    Rubbish.

    The OpenBSD ports tree, while not as brimming with goodies as FreeBSDs, has loads of software for use on the desktop.

    My desktop *NIX boxes at home and work are both OpenBSD with lots of decent software installed via ports. I hardly think that developers would bother making a port of only .00001% of the users would use it. In fact a number that low would be a partial user. Perhaps a finger or two.

  19. Re:what happened? on OpenBSD 3.2 Available · · Score: 4, Insightful


    ..when the holes in OpenSSH and -SSL were found.


    The OpenBSD folks do make OpenSSH but not OpenSSL.

  20. Re:And if you don't love GG Allin... on Never Mind The 25th Anniversary · · Score: 1


    Too bizarre, just as I read this comment, GG's song "Cunt Sucking Cannibal" started playing.
    (I mean via wmmp3 shuffle, my machine isn't haunted)

  21. Excellent.. on Nanotech Paints For Military · · Score: 2, Funny


    If it is as good at filling cracks as they say, Phyllis Diller could certainly use some.

  22. Re:I'm calling the ACLU on Gartner Survey: Consumers Don't Want Crippled CDs · · Score: 2, Insightful


    You should show at least a little sympathy for them. Put yourself in their shoes for a moment. Can you imagine what it must be like to spend your whole life stuck in a CD caddie?

    Sorry but I'm drawing the line. First crippled CDs, then they'll push deaf Walkman players and blind monitors.

  23. Crippled CDs.. on Gartner Survey: Consumers Don't Want Crippled CDs · · Score: 5, Funny


    I'm all for respecting peoples' various levels of abilities, but if they think I'm going to build a small ramp to my CD tray just so their crippled CDs can play.. well they've got another thing coming.

  24. It must be bogus.. on Saddam's Inbox Hacked · · Score: 2


    Personally I just think it's a matter of PR Whiz Valerie G. Mallinson's employer having a new client..

  25. AdAware? on What Software Do Cable Installers Place on Your PC? · · Score: 5, Informative


    Perhaps the good people at Lavasoft could add this kind of scumware to their list of Naughties?

    Just a thought.