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Cable TV A La Carte?

Anonymous Coward writes "According to this BusinessWeek article you can now get your MTV a la carte. I having been waiting for years to buy my cable by the channel, and this article indicates that my cable company is now legally required to let me. I am going to call Time Warner tomorrow with my list just to see what they say. Anyone out there doing this now?"

458 comments

  1. woohoo! by theWrkncacnter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Glad to hear it, now I can get TLC, Discovery, MTV2 and all the other good channels without BET and Lifetime.

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    1. Re:woohoo! by theWrkncacnter · · Score: 1

      Well, I dunno if I'd call it that, I like to watch it from time to time though to keep up on my ghetto speak.

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    2. Re:woohoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Yeah, to hell with programming featuring black folks or women!

      Just what we need, a thread where all the Slashdotters post lists of their favorite TV channels. Don't you people go out?

    3. Re:woohoo! by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      Just what we need, a thread where all the Slashdotters post lists of their favorite TV channels. Don't you people go out?

      I can't, my parents lock the basement door.

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    4. Re:woohoo! by p24t · · Score: 1

      Now we can pass on our opinions to channels, like the Sci-Fi channel, which I plan on dumping. See if they still like the idea of cancelling Farscape when their subscription base goes up, and we have the option of picking up the other channel that grabs the show.

    5. Re:woohoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says "fucking nigger"?.... are you out of your god damn mind? were you born in fucking 1910? get with the times dipshit...

  2. Sure but how much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many do you get per $??

    1. Re:Sure but how much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could CD's be next?

    2. Re:Sure but how much by diverman · · Score: 1

      What? You mean bring back singles? Singles were quite popular in the past. Then you-know-who decided to produce MUCH less of them because they could make more money by forcing people to buy everything.

      -Alex

  3. No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again... by burnsy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It says you can get HBO without having to pay for a premium level of service. They can still require you to get basic service and even make you rent a digital box.

  4. Pipe Dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This can't be true. I mean, who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels, the channel where they talk about hot rods, and that one that's just a bad radio station? These things get bundled for a reason.

    1. Re:Pipe Dream by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      You would be surprised. I know people at every level of our local cable co (I also know the business, but can't work there...those goddamn anti-nepotism laws don't seem to bother the OTHER execs, dad) and was surprised to discover that when they introduced a set of digital "ala carte" channels from asia that they were soon outselling HBO -- to the point that they were offering the telesales guys some pretty cool prizes to trade in their commissions on that channel. My friend got a bitchin' Toshiba 7.1 receiver out of the deal.

      As for digital radio...I was at a party last weekend where that relatively benign phenomenon became the star attraction. The CD player was broken, you see, so we all fought over the remote, forcing people to listen to power ballads or progressive rock. It was more fun that it sounds in retrospect.

      These things get bundled for a reason, and it's that everybody has different tastes.

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    2. Re:Pipe Dream by mosch · · Score: 2

      I'd ask for some of those. Personally I really like the Music Choice stations, and SpeedVision. After all, I'd much rather watch some down and dirty rally racing than the left turns in an oval that is NASCAR.

    3. Re:Pipe Dream by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      you went to a party? and you're on slashdot?
      what's the temperature in hell?

    4. Re:Pipe Dream by IvyMike · · Score: 2

      who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels, the channel where they talk about hot rods, and that one that's just a bad radio station?

      I take it you've never been to Indiana.

    5. Re:Pipe Dream by sckeener · · Score: 2

      This can't be true. I mean, who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels, the channel where they talk about hot rods, and that one that's just a bad radio station? These things get bundled for a reason.

      Several years ago a local cable distributor (which has been eaten by TimeWarner now) sent out a survey saying they were having to cut some shows to provide other services. They cut my shows and gave me more religious channels & sports channels. I dropped the cable company

      (I'm back in the fold again unfortunately - a black sunday convinced me to come back)

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    6. Re:Pipe Dream by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      I go to parties once a month BECAUSE of slashdot. slashdot.meetup.com, man.

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    7. Re:Pipe Dream by superyooser · · Score: 2
      who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels

      You can't be serious. There are more than 3000 churches in my county. I think the religious channels would be the most popular in many parts of the U.S.

    8. Re:Pipe Dream by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      HA! That doesn't count then! :)

    9. Re:Pipe Dream by GMontag451 · · Score: 1

      Move immediately! Its the only way to save any intelligence you might have left.

    10. Re:Pipe Dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but they're bundled into basic service. The article says that cable companies must offer premium channels unbundled.

    11. Re:Pipe Dream by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      who's going to explicitly ask for the three religious channels, the channel where they talk about hot rods, and that one that's just a bad radio station?

      I take it you've never been to Indiana.


      You misspelled Alabama.

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  5. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by theWrkncacnter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, that sucks, maybe I should actually read this stuff.

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  6. TV channel-by-channel == good thing by rivimey · · Score: 1

    I am not doing this, but it is something I would like to do; under the current 'pay for channel bundles' method, most channels piggy-back on the success of a few, while forcing me to 'buy' channels I have no interest in.

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    1. Re:TV channel-by-channel == good thing by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      The company I get my cable TV package from, NTL, offers 100 digital TV channels for 6 GBP. Granted, the majority of them I'll never watch - I think I've watched about five of them altogether (mostly music channels) - but if they offered them separately, the cost would work out at 6p per channel. I very much doubt that NTL would offer someone who wants to watch, for instance, Discovery Home and Leisure, this channel for 6p - there would probably be a massive price increase.

      Slightly OT, in the UK, cable operators are required to offer their services separately - ie, they are required to be able to offer customers the opportunity to purchase TV separately from phone services, or broadband Internet. The way NTL get round this is to advertise the TV package for a certain price, with the telephone thrown in free.

      Tim

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    2. Re:TV channel-by-channel == good thing by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      Sorry - I should just clarify that the price for those 100 TV channels is on top of the monthly line rental (19.50 GBP).

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  7. Premium channels only by plasmd · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you read the article... it's only talking about getting premium channels individually. So you can get just one nightly dose of Skinemax, w/o paying for cinemax 2, 3 and 4.

    Doesn't apply to basic cable.

    1. Re:Premium channels only by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      life is good...

    2. Re:Premium channels only by Jobe_br · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't see anything that says that the Time Warners, Charter Communications, and Cox Cable networks out there have to charge any *less* for saying "I want HBO-East only!" v. what they charge for having 6 HBO channels (comedy, family, etc.) From what I can recall, adding a premium channel has always been $10-$15 extra a month - just now you get multiple premium channels for the price of one.

      Am I missing something here? Seems to me that being able to select which regular channels you want (so you don't have to get QVC, for example) would be more useful.

    3. Re:Premium channels only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes you are.....one chanel of HBO costs 10 dollors, 4 cost 25 dollors...at least over hear in TimeWarner land.

    4. Re:Premium channels only by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      the problem is that its called price fixing. They charge that much for the chanels only because it forces you into other higher margin packages.

      In my other post for example, I was told that the *only* way I could get HBO on my digital service was to get the 61.95 per month package. They told me I could *not* get just HBO added...

      but now I find that they had other packages available. I told them that I was hearing different things from different reps - and that I wanted to see the prices in writing, and online. I was told that they dont do that - and that they online information just directs me to a phone number to call - which it did.

      The only offering the have online is to sign up for their online *only* bill service - which means that you will not get a paperbill in the mail.

      I want to hurt these monopolistic mobs bastards.

    5. Re:Premium channels only by Herkum01 · · Score: 2

      Qoute from the article,

      Time Warner Cable told analog cable subscribers in New York City that they would no longer receive various channels, including HBO 2 and HBO Family, unless they upgraded to digital service -- at the cost of an additional $9.95 a month.

      It says that in order to get HBO, YOU HAVE TO GET DIGITAL. Not that you need digital, or want digital, just you have to pay for it.

      Another qoute from the article,

      Showtime parent Viacom (VIA ) owns MTV, VH1, and Nickelodeon -- which are must-buys for those who want to see movies on Showtime.

      It is not a matter of charging less for a particular product, they are saying, it cost $10/month to get HBO, but before you can buy it, you also have to purchase MTV($4/month), VH1($3/month), and Nickelodeon($3/month). So you would end up paying $20/month for a $10/month channel. So what part of taken for a ride did you not understand?

  8. Finally... by mrgrey · · Score: 0, Redundant

    a way to remove Womens Entertainment without having to delete the channel from memory.

    Let the Geeks rejoice......

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  9. Price limits? by Penguinoflight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What kind of price limits are they put to? Same price as in a package of channels? Obviously, if they aren't held to any firm price limits, they'll just charge $20/channel, and nobody will buy it.

    I do think this is a good law though, How many people on slashdot would want to get cable just for TechTV?

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    1. Re:Price limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Usually since Cable TV is a government granted monoploy in a locality, any type of pricing must go before some government body. I'm not saying that they couldn't be per$uaded to allow higher rates, but it would be hard to hide the idea of having 1 channel the same price as that channel + the regular package.

      Myself, I'm just happy that my local cable company is too cheap to afford filters for their lines. I get my cable modem + regular cable for $50/month. I just told them that I didn't want the cable TV channels, but they said that the minimum plan has just the local stations they are required to carry. Low and behold when I come home after the hookup, I have full cable. The official reason why I have the regular lineup is that they are too cheap to buy the correct filters to block the stations. Oh well. :)

    2. Re:Price limits? by mgs1000 · · Score: 1

      They'll just jack up the price of the cable boxes to make up for any lost revenue.

    3. Re:Price limits? by CerebusUS · · Score: 5, Informative

      Our local cable company offers the ability to buy individual channels from the packages they offer.

      However, unless you are buying less than 5 channels you'll spend more money than the package.

      Since most people want at least MTV, TWC, CNN, DISC, CC and SCIFI it's kind of a moot point.

    4. Re:Price limits? by Dalroth · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      Good God, TechTV is the most god awfull horrible piece of rubbish on the airwaves right now. Yes, they play Thunderbirds (but the popups seriously detract from the quality of the show) and Max Headroom occasionally, but you could get those elsewhere. Everything else on that channel is crap.

      True SlashDot geeks are watching the Discovery network channels, National Geographic, and the History channel any chance they can get.

    5. Re:Price limits? by Manax · · Score: 1
      The best thing on that channel is "Eyedrops", I love it. Indi short animations, typically CG, but not always. It's great. It's actually where I first ran across "The Terrible Secrets of Space".

      I've picked up the animations from SIGGRAPH, just because of those sort of things.

      Max Headroom is good, but I've got them all on tape, from a marathon some time ago... But you are right, most of the rest of TechTV is crap, though most channels strike me as being mostly crap, with an occassional good show.

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    6. Re:Price limits? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      True SlashDot geeks are watching the Discovery network channels, National Geographic, and the History channel any chance they can get.

      You left out BBC America...where else are you going to get your Monty Python fix?

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    7. Re:Price limits? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 5, Funny

      True SlashDot geeks are watching the Discovery network channels, National Geographic, and the History channel any chance they can get.

      Thanks for reminding us, Dexter. Sometimes I forget what I am supposed to watch or do so that my membership in the True SlashDot Geek Club won't lapse or be revoked. I'd hate to have to turn in my decoder ring.

      All my free-thinking and living-my-own-life crap sometimes plays havok with the whole /.-Hive-Mind, but I'm working on it, really I am. Still, It's real swell to know you're here and have the time to set me and all the other strays back on the path of True Geek Righteousness.

      Thanks again, bro!

    8. Re:Price limits? by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2

      i agree somewhat...all the shows on there are good ideas but there's only so many way you can:

      Screensavers: Talk about using bash
      Call for Help: Plug in a printer
      CyberCrime: TAlk to somebody about ID theft
      Fresh gear: The only 'fresh' show on the network
      TechLive: "Bill gates announced xyz today, yesterday he announced zyx!"

      and speaking of TechTV, read on fuckedcompany that they just closed 3 bureaus..12 people canned

      here's the story

    9. Re:Price limits? by jpm165 · · Score: 1

      you got a decoder ring? man, all i got was this lousy t-shirt with a penguin on it.

    10. Re:Price limits? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Um, VHS/DVD? :)

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    11. Re:Price limits? by edbarrett · · Score: 1
      True SlashDot geeks

      (exodus-)West Siiiiiiiide!

    12. Re:Price limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who *wants* MTV? Seriously, the others I can understand, but MTV?

    13. Re:Price limits? by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, most people can't live without their DISC and SCIFI (maybe you menat most slashdot readers?) And what the hell is CC?

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    14. Re:Price limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      where else are you going to get your Monty Python fix?

      WinMX, Grokster, Kazaa, Gnutella? And you get to chose the episode...

    15. Re:Price limits? by CerebusUS · · Score: 2

      Oh yeah, most people can't live without their DISC and SCIFI (maybe you menat most slashdot readers?) And what the hell is CC?

      CC == Comedy Central

      Feel free to substitute in Toon Disney or CSPAN or History or A&E if that's your gig. The extended cable package here consists of about 40 channels and adds about $15 to your bill. Breaking out an individual channel costs you about $3.

    16. Re:Price limits? by cjpez · · Score: 2

      Or, possibly, some of the true "SlashDot geeks" are staying the hell away from their TV and, oh, I don't know, coding?

    17. Re:Price limits? by dnahelix · · Score: 1

      Fuck Sci-Fie

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    18. Re:Price limits? by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 2

      Simple: market limits. You yourself say as much:

      Obviously, if they aren't held to any firm price limits, they'll just charge $20/channel, and nobody will buy it.

      If nobody will buy it, they'll either find a lower price, or find themselves in the unemployment lines.

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    19. Re:Price limits? by giblfiz · · Score: 1

      *pssst* its ok the decoder ring is just rot13

    20. Re:Price limits? by lousyd · · Score: 1

      How many people on slashdot would want to get cable just for TechTV?

      I don't know. Why are you asking me?

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    21. Re:Price limits? by tdandh · · Score: 1

      When I moved to NJ and called Comcast to order cable TV, I asked about getting HBO seperately (I didn't want a whole package of useless channels). They said it would cost $18/month. When I asked why so high they responded that it was because they wanted people to buy digital cable so they priced the single premium analog channels high.

    22. Re:Price limits? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      You left out BBC America...where else are you going to get your Monty Python fix?

      Here?

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    23. Re:Price limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, I was relieved that I don't qualify!

    24. Re:Price limits? by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2
      Fresh gear: The only 'fresh' show on the network

      The last 5 times I flipped past the show they were excitedly discussing 1)digital cameras, 2) digital cameras, 3) digital cameras, 4) digital cameras and 5) digital cameras.

      "Big Thinkers" just jumped the shark too, the last big thinker they had on was Scott Adams for crying out loud... come on, Dilbert is funny as hell by times but it's not because of Adams' deep intellect.

  10. Fun ... by vonkraken · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am sure that the 'package' pricing will make consumer choice still include a few channels that would otherwise not be purchased. How many cable channels rely on being packaged with other groups of channels just to get a shot at having some eyeballs watching them?

    Package deal - 39.99
    Individual Channels - $3.00 -$5.00 per channel.

    It could add up very quickly, and I think that most consumers couldn't be bothered to pick and choose channels while taking pricing into account IMO.

    Cheers,

    VonKraken

    1. Re:Fun ... by zaphod110676 · · Score: 1

      I only want one channel that I don't get in the basic package. $3.00 - $5.00 per channel is significantly cheaper than the $16.00 I pay right now to watch one channel. I'm looking forward to this.

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    2. Re:Fun ... by dalassa · · Score: 3, Informative

      I quit because all of the sudden Time Warner wanted (aka insisted) that we use "Digital Cable" - to get what I used to get just fine. There is no way I am paying $80 a month to watch a bit of TV. No way. None.

      They tried to con you too? Be glad you didn't take it, digital isn't all that much better and it doesn't degrades gracefully. Time-Warner in our area didn't want to be bothered actually fixing the ancient equipment in our neighborhood so the tv was impossible to watch. We went back to analog in a month.

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    3. Re:Fun ... by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2

      my dad uses directv now....great picture and it seems to be pretty responsive

      however, my ex switched over to TW digital cable; every time you change a channel it takes about 3 secods, then the picture becomes all blocky for a few while it descrambles

      fiber to the curb is what I'm waiting for

    4. Re:Fun ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digital is worse in my experience, on all channels below 100. (do a side by side comparison and you will notice the difference)

      The only reason it could make sense is if you wanted the 100+ channels really bad and didn't think satelite was a viable option.

      Then again satelite dosen't take 2 seconds to flip channels either..

    5. Re:Fun ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I tried to cancel my cable last year, the woman from customer service said she needed a reason why I was cancelling my cable. I hesitated to give her an answer but she kept persisting, so I told her that TV rots your brain, which was my real reason for cancelling. She told me I was being unprofessional and threatened to end the call. She couldn't understand how someone could be tired of mind numbing sitcoms and dumbass trading spaces shows.

      Do customer service drones have the right to know why you are terminating a service? If the case is yes, they should atleast be content with your answer. /rant

    6. Re:Fun ... by hyperizer · · Score: 1

      Same here, except it was Comcast Cable. You have to go digital to get anything but basic, but the line quality is so bad, many channels dissolve into large pixels every few minutes. What a great idea!

    7. Re:Fun ... by ballsmccoy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not if you get only the channels that
      1. Don't show commercials.
      2. Don't have anything to do with religion.
      3. Are not censored.
      4. Report the news objectively.
      5. Actually show the content suggested in their title(MTV needs to rename itself to The "You're better off watching the barrel of a shotgun go off in your face because you are fucking pathetic" Network)
      6. Let me know when faggot shit will be on so I can avoid flipping channels anywhere near that station(I swear, Showtime will never get my money ever again as long as I live for that shit they pull with that goddamn Queer show). Heres an idea, why don't they include blocking faggot shit with the V-Chip, or can those settings get that granular?.

      I cancelled cable because it is fucking stupid. I highly recommend living life as oppossed to watching other people live it.

    8. Re:Fun ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For more fun along the same lines, try cancelling a credit card you never use, or turning down a "free cellphone" (a recent Qwest promotion) because you just don't want one. It's a great way to feel way out of sync with the rest of America.

    9. Re:Fun ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting -- I got a similar letter from AT&T Broadband this past Saturday.

      It is finally pushing me over the edge and out on to the roof with DirecTV with an integrated Tivo PVR!

    10. Re:Fun ... by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      Digital is worse in my experience, on all channels below 100. (do a side by side comparison and you will notice the difference)

      I don't know about your cable system, but on mine (Charter, in Alabama) the channels below 100 aren't digital, they're analog. And, their quality is horrible.

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  11. Wrong by ajakk · · Score: 5, Informative

    The headline and description are totally wrong. The rule says that a Cable company must allow you to buy HBO/Showtime/Cinimax/TMC without signing up for premium cable. So this means if you don't like watching MTV, Discovery Wings, or other non-Basic cable channels, but you watch HBO, you can drop Premium cable, but still keep HBO.

    1. Re:Wrong by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      just get a friggin descramb^^^you own cable box. you'll be all set.

  12. Long Time Overdue by CatWrangler · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I actually would be willing to pay more than I am now, if they offered more options on channels and I could configure my own system.

    It would be better to have 70 channels of things you want to watch, rather than have 125 channels which include 4 home shopping networks, oxygen, lifetime,5 gardening channels etc....

    Letting the viewers decide what they want to pay for is quite a concept. What took em so long?

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    1. Re:Long Time Overdue by garcia · · Score: 2

      so you are going to pay MORE for 70 channels of garbage when you could have 125 for less? There is a thing called "ADD/DELETE" where you can remove the crap (HSN, etc).

      Why would you pay more for 70 channels when you could just remove them from the scan for free?

    2. Re:Long Time Overdue by misterhaan · · Score: 1

      most tv's will let you add and delete channels so it will only go to those channels if you enter in the number. of course that might only work for antenna, and it's supposed to be so you don't have to manually skip all those channels that aren't broadcasting anything in your area. but good point--i should try it with cable :)

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    3. Re:Long Time Overdue by kryptobiotic · · Score: 1

      The concept was probably thought of before but it's implimentation in an analog system would be a nightmare.

      Currently with the package system, they can use a simple low pass filter in the box outside of your house. If you want basic, use filter "A". If you want expanded basic, use filter "B" instead. Premium service? Don't use any filter. These filters are very cheap and don't have a very sharp drop off. I have basic cable, i.e. ch 2-28, but you can still tune in channels 29 and 30 with reduced quality.

      To implement an "pick your channels" system in analog you would need a lot of notch filters with very sharp edges. If you didn't want lifetime, you wouldn't want the filter to reduce the sound/picture quality of the surrounding channels. These filters would be more expensive. You would also need 1 filter for every channel you didn't want. This would add a lot of cost for the cable company.

      With digital the filtering is much simpler but my digital service isn't digital for all channels. Here, channels 2-72 are all analog.

    4. Re:Long Time Overdue by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2

      hell yeah for ADD/DELETE

      i went home for the weekend last week and my dad had just gotten directv installed (i.e. "Tom! set up the stereo so i can use it!") and i found myself setting up my profile in the unit...

      i just kept deleting channels so fast, now i have maybe 10 channels and then the movie channels that he got free. surfing is actually easy now

    5. Re:Long Time Overdue by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      most tv's will let you add and delete channels

      Well yeah, thanks for pointing out the obvious sparky. The problem isn't that we have to flip trough 170 channels, it's that we have to pay for 170 channels to get the 5 channels we really watch.

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    6. Re:Long Time Overdue by msaulters · · Score: 2

      Mod this guy up.

      Add to that the fact that on Time Warner's digital box, you can block channels... but only 30 out of 500. And when you're flipping, they still show up. Just with a big 'channel blocked' message.

      See, here in Austin, they give you a choice of $9 for basic cable (no premium channels) or add $47 for all digital (except HBO etc) or add $41 to get channels 1-77 in analog. By the time I pay that $41 each month, I may as well be paying for the digital subscription. All I want is $9 basic plus about 4 or 5 of the 'plus' channels, for which I'd gladly pay $3/month each. The reason they don't want you to do that is they still have to pay to provide all those channels, whether their subscribers watch them or not.

      I think the biggest ripoff is in the price of the cable box. I pay $5.95/month for the same digital box I used to pay $3.95/month. I know these cost money, and they have to recoup their cost, but after 4 years of digital, I think that box has paid for itself a couple of times over, they certainly don't have any call to raise the prices, and if I see 'em do it again, I'll promptly turn it back in.

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    7. Re:Long Time Overdue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      70 channels of things you want to watch?! Are you an insomniac retiree or something?

  13. What's Basic Service.. by airrage · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If the cable companies start losing money on the pay-per-channel, they'll simply rebundle the premium channels (the ones that most people are willing to pay for per channel) and bundle those into basic service making you pay more in the end. Rule #1: In the end, the customer always loses.

    As long as I can keep Women's Entertainment (WE) I'm fine.

    --
    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
  14. talk about getting screwed by MrSkunk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I know that cable companies try to screw you, but I didn't know they were so open about it. This is a quote from one of showtime's spokesmen.
    "It's our hope that our affiliates would use whatever tactics are available to increase their premium penetration."
    1. Re:talk about getting screwed by Adam9 · · Score: 1

      Yes, increasing premium penetration would mean that you're getting screwed. Actually, this sounds more like a condom company slogan.

    2. Re:talk about getting screwed by g(zerofunk.org) · · Score: 1

      im always looking at increasing my penetration.
      why shouldnt they?
      g

    3. Re:talk about getting screwed by my_second_fish · · Score: 1
      "It's our hope that our affiliates would use whatever tactics are available to increase their premium penetration."

      What scares me more than the wording of this, is the mentality. This is the same logic that online marketers share about spam email, popups, and clunky webbanners. Efforts to increase market share "through any means neccessary" is tantamount to letting government officials declare war personally on tryants in oil controlling countries, merely because their entire administrative staff used to/or does work for the oil industry.

      Remember, George Bush Sr. was one of the lovely people that introduced crack to the US via the CIA (and probably sidelined a healthy percentage to fuel Junior's habit) under the premise of encouraging business growth. Fear the concept of increasing market penetration, by "us[ing] whatever tactics are available."

      --
      creativity is the art of concealing your sources
  15. Don't be sad... by The+J+Kid · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..they have always a stick behind the door to still screw some of your hard earnd dosh (tm) out of you!

    Yes, that right! Just read this:
    "It's up to our clients [the cable operators] to decide how they offer our services,"

    Translation: we got a stick behind the door.

    "It's our hope that our affiliates would use whatever tactics are available to increase their premium penetration."

    Translation: We're gonna screw you with it!

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  16. What we have in parts of Canada by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For places with digital cable, we have the following setup. I'm not speaking for all of Canada, but at least with this cable provider (Rogers).

    1) Analog channels. Channels 2-~78 are analog. We can choose between 3 "tiers" which determine what type of filter is installed at the cable box itself. 2-28 is "basic" cable. 29-~42(?) is another tier, ~43-78 is another. They are grouped this way as to make filtering easier. Changing the programming is a PITA as someone has to physically drive down from the cable company and change things. Usually being wishy-washy as to what you want will net you a $50 charge each time someone has to drive over.

    2) Digital channels. Channels 80-999 are digital. You can order most any of the "basic" ones for $2.50 / each / month. Bundling them in bigger sets gets you bigger discounts. ie: 5 channels for $10, 10 channels for $15, etc. You can mix and match as you please, and they are activated usually before your call to the cable company is finished.

    It's been this way for a year and a quarter now.

    1. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa... you Canadians are whacked out!!

    2. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by CrisDias · · Score: 1

      Same here in "The Big Nada" (aka Winnipeg) with Shaw.

      If you guys think "a la carte" == cheaper, wake up. This is a new way for cable companies to make more money from you.

      Every single new channel here is "a la carte" for $3/month (same bulk prices as described by LordOfYourPants). I pay $3 for TechTV. Meanwhile all those channels they know people would cancel if they could are bundles with "good" ones in packages, so if you want TLC/Discovery you have to take Family Channel and The Golf Channel.

    3. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Zathrus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is how most cable companies are running things now -- a lot of them actually restructured channel numbers when they went "digital" to do it too.

      The wonderful thing about "digital" cable is that it isn't. Only some of the channels are digital - generally everything below 80-100 is still analog. You can tell which are which by looking at the packages - the basic cable and extended basic are all analog. But any channels that get added by upgrading to a digital cable package are digital. Heck, if you're on digital cable you can still plug in a TV/VCR to the cable feed without a box and tune to any of the analog channels.

    4. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The wonderful thing about "digital" cable is that it isn't. Only some of the channels are digital - generally everything below 80-100 is still analog. You can tell which are which by looking at the packages - the basic cable and extended basic are all analog. But any channels that get added by upgrading to a digital cable package are digital. Heck, if you're on digital cable you can still plug in a TV/VCR to the cable feed without a box and tune to any of the analog channels.

      That's just a pass-through connection...if you plug a TV directly into the cable outlet, it'll pick up analog. Here in Las Vegas at least (maybe in other Cox markets as well), I'm fairly sure that if you subscribe to digital cable, all channels are delivered as digital channels. I saw some decoding glitches last night while watching Enterprise, which would indicate that even the local channels are converted to digital before they're sent out. (It's either that, or the hard drive in my TiVo is acting up...but I doubt that's the case.)

      --
      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    5. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 2
      (Hey, Winnipeg! Hello from a St. Boniface boy.)

      I agree. The cable/satellite companies make it very attractive to overbuy, by making the discrete channels expensive and the packages cheap. They also tend to break the discrete channels into aggragate similar groups that you can't split up.

      This means I can't easily assemble, for example, a group with a hockey channel, and not get the Golf Channel. Which means I end up paying for two channels I sometimes watch (NHL Channel) and one I never watch (Golf). The same goes for many other of my choices.

      One criticism I have of the 1000 channel universe is that while I agree with splitting up some things into speciality channels, I think it's presumptuous to do so for other subjects. For example, in Canada we have a few digital music stations spun off of MuchMusic segments. I don't agree that one must listen to the same stuff all the time. I have a varied taste in music, and splitting the channels into an age or earning demographic is good enough for me. Instead, I have to decide whether I want MuchLoud, MuchGroove, MuchFoo or MuchBar (or all four).

      The same goes for the movie channels. Sometimes I like "lost drive-in classics" and sometimes I like "independents". I either have to choose between them, or pay for both. I'm not saying there are not any general movie or music channels, but that I see a tendency toward more and more specialization until we might be coerced into buying more channels than we really want. I'd like the optin to underbuy and still get a fair amount of value. My back-of-the-envelope calculations show that pick and choosers like me pay almost 50-70% more.

      This is all moot, I guess, since I'm leaning toward getting rid of cable altogether. The only reason I have cable now is for high-speed inet. As soon as I arrange a DSL connection, I imagine I'll cancel cable completely.

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      -- clvrmnky
    6. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Jardine · · Score: 1

      We have Rogers as our provider. They have a very odd situation with one of the channels. There's an analog and a digital version of the channel Treehouse (kids programming). Either 63 or 64 is the analog version, 103 or so is the digital version. There is a very noticable difference between the two.

    7. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by unFKNreal · · Score: 1

      I had rogers digital here in ottawa when it came out. After realizing the quality wasn't any better than the analog service, I ditched it and got expressvu, where everything is broadcast in digital.

      I wish C-Band satellite was still the way it was 10+ years ago, you could get everything under the sun, or pick and choose channels/networks. Now its too damn expensive to bother with. Its really unfortunate because the analog picture on c-band is amazingly clear. I'd rather look at that than some analog->digital conversion.

    8. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Rushmore · · Score: 1

      With Videotron here in Quebec we can change as many channels on our digital cable as we want, when we want right over the phone at no charge so I don't see why Rogers couldn't do something similar. Changes take effect before hanging up.

    9. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Kombat · · Score: 2
      You can mix and match as you please

      No you can't. CRTC "Canadian Content" regulations still apply. For example, you can't just get all your analog channels, and ask for an American digital channel. You're legally required to buy a Canadian digital channel, too. Trust me. I tried this. I wanted PLBY, and I couldn't get it unless I bought another "Canadian" premium package (I ended up opting for The Movie Network's 4 channels, but there were only 2 options anyway).

      It'd be nice if we were allowed to pick and choose (and pay for) only the channels we want, but Dictator Chretien has decreed that we must have Canadian content shoved down our throats, too, at our own expense.

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    10. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where have yopu been? American content is mostly done by Canadians now.

    11. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by freeweed · · Score: 2

      Decoding glitches are generally caused by satellite transmissions gone awry, at least here they are - I've only ever had analog TV, yet I see digital artifacts all the time on TV broadcasts (especially during storms).

      --
      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    12. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      That's just a pass-through connection...if you plug a TV directly into the cable outlet, it'll pick up analog. Here in Las Vegas at least (maybe in other Cox markets as well), I'm fairly sure that if you subscribe to digital cable, all channels are delivered as digital channels.

      Not the case with Charter in Alabama. The lower channels are analog, even if you have a digital box.

      That said, our analog is snowy and crappy - I'd rather have an occasional decoding glitch, especially since I watch Enterprise on a widescreen TV in zoom mode. Incidentally, last night's episode was one of the best so far. I love the way it played off the fact that we've been prodded to mistrust the Vulcans so far in the series.

      --

      Hey kids, there's only 5 days left 'til Yak Shaving Day!
    13. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      all channels included in basic and expanded are anolog.
      even when they are going through a digital box.
      always.
      even digi challes are actually delived to your house in an anolog video stream.
      the digital box takes the anolog stream and extracts the digi channels out of it.
      all digital channels are delivered to your cable company via HITS(Headend In The Sky) packs.
      for example in SLC,UT,anolog channel 79 has HITS pack 1.
      HITS pack 1 includes channels 120,121,161,162,220,272,401,402,405,501,503 and 851
      so all those channels are mpeg2 encoded and STUFFED into the space of one anolog cable channel.
      so you get hits pack 1 even on an anolog set,it just doesnt know how to pull the 12 streams of audio and video out of channel 79 so it looks like white noise.

      seeing mpeg artifacts on a basic and expaned??
      then mpeg artifacts are present in the videostream your cable company is recieving.

      im not saying you arent seeing them,im saying your cable company is reciving a mpeg2 stream then converting it to anolog and then sending it to you.

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      Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom. But sharing data is the first step toward community
    14. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      sorry forgot to add:

      if channel 79 was fucked up, like would be fuzzy or grainy or have lines in it if it was anolog, all the channels in the hits pack on that freq. would say "one moment please" or some other message.digi its all or nuthing.no fuzzy pics.

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      Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom. But sharing data is the first step toward community
    15. Re:What we have in parts of Canada by Sentry21 · · Score: 2

      On Shaw cable, there is a difference. The channels themselves aren't digital start to finish, but they are transmitted digitally, so there's no static, interference, etc. I was watching some television in Saskatoon (comparing it with our digital service in Prince Albert), and I couldn't believe how crappy the quality was.

      As an aside, the Shaw packages are something like 60 is digital with a few exceptions.

      If you want to see digital cable done right though, go to Jerusalem and take a look at what their cable companies have done. Not only is it high quality and has many good channels (damn you CRTC!), it looks very elegant and professional, not ass-ugly like everything I've seen in North America.

      --Dan

  17. You're not married are you? by jocknerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    My wife would divorce me if I were to cancel Lifetime.

    1. Re:You're not married are you? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      My wife would divorce me if I were to cancel Lifetime.

      I'm recently divorced and can honestly say the best part is never having to sit through another Trading Spaces marathon! :)

      --
      Trolling is a art,
    2. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I showed my wife an article about the behind the sceens of one of those episodes and how much damage/money it costs to repair the "renovation". I believe it was either the one where the lady cried on camera or the hay on the walls. She now hates the show even more then I do. :)

      Her best friend recently had a neighbor do an episode. The weekend after they left they undid everything that they had done to their room.

    3. Re:You're not married are you? by First_In_Hell · · Score: 0

      I actually saw that episode! Only a drugged up lesbian designer would think Gluing hay on a wall was a good idea.

    4. Re:You're not married are you? by Nos. · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link to the article you mentioned? My finace loves the show and I occasionaly watch with her. I have no doubt that a lot of people would be repainting or what not as soon as possible. However, I do have to admit that some of the ideas on that show are very good.

    5. Re:You're not married are you? by g(zerofunk.org) · · Score: 1

      hell, if i this worked for me i would have canceled lifetime a longtime ago.
      some guys have all the luck i suppose.
      g

    6. Re:You're not married are you? by baldass_newbie · · Score: 4, Funny

      I put the parental block on HGTV, Lifetime and TLC after she started watching this crap and had me paint the whole fscking house.
      I set the password to '1234'. She'll never figure it out...

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      The opposite of progress is congress
    7. Re:You're not married are you? by Diomedes01 · · Score: 1

      Bah, I wouldn't let one of those wanna-be designers within 200 yards of my home. Well, unless it was Genevieve... and I still wouldn't let her do any interior designing.

      My wife watches this show relentlessly, and it drives me absolutely insane. I've been tempted to put a parental lock on TLC, and then pretend that it's broken or something...

      --
      "To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking: Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"
    8. Re:You're not married are you? by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

      Correction:

      You said Only a drugged up lesbian designer would think Gluing hay on a wall was a good idea

      What you should have said was Only a drugged up lesbian designer who has no children would think Gluing hay on a wall was a good idea

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      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
    9. Re:You're not married are you? by ncc74656 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I put the parental block on HGTV, Lifetime and TLC after she started watching this crap and had me paint the whole fscking house.
      I set the password to '1234'. She'll never figure it out...

      Just hope that isn't the combination on her luggage...

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      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    10. Re:You're not married are you? by RedX · · Score: 2

      Happen to still have the link to that article around? I'd love to use it to get the show permanently removed from my TiVo.

    11. Re:You're not married are you? by mr_gerbik · · Score: 1

      Hahaha. Those are the best two episodes EVER! If you could reply with a link to the behind the scenes article, I would love to read it.

    12. Re:You're not married are you? by mr_gerbik · · Score: 5, Funny

      What you should have said was Only a drugged up lesbian designer who has no children would think Gluing hay on a wall was a good idea

      No way.. paint chips & hay are a great afterschool snack! ;)

    13. Re:You're not married are you? by tzanger · · Score: 2

      I showed my wife an article about the behind the sceens of one of those episodes and how much damage/money it costs to repair the "renovation".

      LINKS, DAMMIT, LINKS!

    14. Re:You're not married are you? by donutz · · Score: 2

      However, I do have to admit that some of the ideas on that show are very good.

      The key word here being "some". It's gotta be a nice deal for the designers; they get to test out any wacky idea they want, and see if people like it. If people like it, it goes in their portfolio. If not, to their trashcan of shame...Definitely gives them a chance to flex their artistic muscles, but you're definitely taking a chance when you invite them to do your home. I wonder what kind of contracts they make you sign...

    15. Re:You're not married are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Taken from RealityWorldTV.com:

      The second season of Trading Spaces has seen some pretty dramatic room makeovers, as well as homeowner reactions. None more memorable than that of Pam Herrick, who had to leave the room and cry, after the reveal of her new dark brown living room. She tells EntertainmentWeekly.com that she "felt violated." Meanwhile her husband says the "Trading Spaces crew is sloppy, unprofessional and unsafe when it comes to the makeover process. Our home was left a fire hazard and in violation of local building codes." Meanwhile, a couple weeks ago, TLC aired an episode in which designer Hilda Santo-Tomas glued straw/hay all over a couple's living room. In case you were wondering, it took 5 adults (including the neighbours who glued it on in the first place) 17 hours to get all the hay and glue off the walls, after the show had left. As the unstable bookshelf that Trading Spaces installed became a hazard for their young children, the couple removed it from the room. In addition, they paid $3000 for a new mantle, to replace the one that Hilda removed. So much for that $1000 budget.

    16. Re:You're not married are you? by Fiver- · · Score: 3, Informative
    17. Re:You're not married are you? by gosand · · Score: 2
      I showed my wife an article about the behind the sceens of one of those episodes and how much damage/money it costs to repair the "renovation". I believe it was either the one where the lady cried on camera or the hay on the walls. She now hates the show even more then I do. :)

      But do you still watch it? I think it is a cool show. Vern has got some talent, and usually makes really cool rooms. But part of why I watch is to see how stupid they can get in their designs. If that bastard Frank drew any kittens/chickens/people on my walls I would strangle him. :-) And don't tell me Paige isn't a buff hottie, or you don't like watching Amy Wynn with the power tools, or wouldn't like to tumble with Genevieve.

      The good reactions are cool, but the bad reactions are even better. They even run episodes where they highlight the people who didn't like their rooms. I think it is hilarious when people bitch and moan. Come on, the show is well known, people know what they are signing up for when they go to do the show. Keep your damn rooms white and boring if you don't want to take a chance. And boy, some of the before pictures are hideous.

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      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    18. Re:You're not married are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watch that show w/ my wife, and I'm still married. It is like a cost of doing business.

    19. Re:You're not married are you? by WizardX · · Score: 1

      My wife would kill me if I odered lifetime. (Ok, we have it part of the package, but she NEVER watches it.)

    20. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here is the article article about the hay incedent. The lady crying while on the episode is here.

      You can also do a search on Google searches for Tranding Spaces hay, Trading Spaces cry, or Pam Herrick to find out more about the show.

      Things that they don't tell you on the show:
      You sign a contract stating what room is to be changed, what can NOT be touched (They ignore this), what you would like (colors, themes, etc). Trading Spaces then assigns a designer (none of which have any formal design education) to do what ever they want, not what you want. Most of the work is done off camera by the crew. Sewing done on camera is just for show...they have a crew to do that. Same with carpentry. The furniture is made super cheap...particle board bookcases come to mind on one show. I just got to the point where I started laughing at the shows. Some had interesting decorations, but most were a joke. You get around $1000 to change the room, but nothing if you don't like it. You are responsibie for carting away trash (they will pay the disposal fee, but it's just a hassle). You also have to put up with that annoying Paige lady. That would be the ultimate deal breaker for me regardless of the rest.

    21. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      See this post I made to someone else.

    22. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      No I don't watch it. I got to the point where I was either laughing so hard at what they did, shocked by what they did, or just dumbfounded. When I did watch, I usually liked what Vern did, Frank usually was pretty good but I didn't care when his feminine side started showing like you said. I can honestly say that all of the ladies would be of no interest to me...expecially Paige. I would shoot her as soon as she opened her mouth. Now the old host...that's another matter. :)

      I think that they show is staring to get the "your room is going to be fucked up" rap since they have butchered so many rooms. The hay incident and straw incident were early enough when it hadn't gained the popularity yet that I bet many people didn't know about it. Just look at the thread that my original coment started. Most people knew nothing about it.

    23. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      See this post I made to someone else.

    24. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      See this post I made to someone else.

    25. Re:You're not married are you? by tj500 · · Score: 1

      'These people are going to hate hay on the wall - let's do it.'

    26. Re:You're not married are you? by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 1
      Stupid side note: I graduated high school with Vern. When I started watching the show, I thought... that looks like Vernon. Damn, his name is Vern Yip, how many...? I went and got the yearbook. Sure enough. Oddly enough, in the yearbook, he's shown with Mimi Rhee, Jhoon Rhee's daughter (Jhoon Rhee Self Defense is a huge martial arts studio empire).

      The title? "Best dressed couple." Well, here's to you Vern, you went with a theme and stuck to it.

      I also graduated with Mary Cheney, VP Dick Cheney's daughter who is now a champion for gay rights in the workplace, and thus, an embarassment to the Republican Party.

      Who knew my stupid high school would influence today's culture?

    27. Re:You're not married are you? by NetPoser · · Score: 0

      Anyone who signs up to participate in that show has no room to complain--bout anything at all!

    28. Re:You're not married are you? by tzanger · · Score: 1

      'These people are going to hate hay on the wall - let's do it.'

      Reread the article. They didn't do that:

      • "You can undertake a plan and not really know how it's going to turn out. That's different from saying, 'These people are going to hate hay on the wall - let's do it.' "
    29. Re:You're not married are you? by sh00z · · Score: 1
      My wife would divorce me if I were to cancel Lifetime.
      Only divorce? Then she doesn't watch it enough. I get "Betty Broderick"-style warnings all of the time. Can't wait for the Clara Harris Lifetime movie...
    30. Re:You're not married are you? by tzanger · · Score: 1

      Anyone who signs up to participate in that show has no room to complain--bout anything at all!

      That's untrue.

    31. Re:You're not married are you? by gosand · · Score: 2
      I can honestly say that all of the ladies would be of no interest to me...expecially Paige. I would shoot her as soon as she opened her mouth. Now the old host...that's another matter. :)

      Ahh, Alex McLeod. She was pretty hot too. But honestly, I can't stand either of them when they are talking. They just have a stupid role on the show that isn't really necessary. Take a closer look at Paige though, I noticed that she is pretty buff now. Her arms have a pretty good tone to them.

      I saw the straw episode, and some of the other weird ones (like Doug's movie theater). Anymore I don't really watch it, but if I know it is on I might tune in around the end to see the before/after pictures.

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      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    32. Re:You're not married are you? by danger42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm recently divorced and can honestly say the best part is never having to sit through another Trading Spaces marathon!

      Is that because you no longer have a wife or no longer have a T.V.?

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      -nd
    33. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      Maybe that was not what they said out loud, but that was pretty much what they were thinking. The two ladies that lived in that house had young children. You don't put hay on the walls in a room that the kids are going to play in. That is just stupid. The designer had that idea engraved in her mind and she completely ignored the requests of the homeowners and the questioning of the neighbors.

    34. Re:You're not married are you? by tzanger · · Score: 1

      Maybe that was not what they said out loud, but that was pretty much what they were thinking.

      ? The article said they didn't go against the owner's wishes on purpose (re the hay on the walls) -- I agree that the designers should be held liable and pay for the repair -- give the fuckers some accountability -- but it's not like the homeowners said "I don't want hay on the walls" -- they didn't know not to ask for that. I wouldn't have known, either, that someone would be so detached from reality that they would do such a thing.

      Now I did read in a different article that the designer went against the protection clauses, and that is plain wrong.

    35. Re:You're not married are you? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      I beleive that in the show the two ladies specifically stated that they wanted a clean organized place for their two children to play in. I don't think that clean or organized would qualify for a room that has hay on it. Now the homeowners didn't specifically state that they didn't want feces on the wall either...but I think that someone in the crew or even the lawyers might have a smidgen of common sense and say "Hey...maybe hay isn't such a bright ideas." Oh well. Glad it wasn't my house. I put straw up instead. Cheaper and lasts longer... :)

    36. Re:You're not married are you? by An.+(Coward) · · Score: 1
      And then Lifetime would probably make a movie about it.

      A cruel man, determined to cut his wife off from the outside world. A long-suffering woman, pushed to the edge. A caring friend who decides that enough is enough. Robert Hays, Markie Post and Victoria Principal star in Justice Glows. Only on Lifetime.

    37. Re:You're not married are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]You also have to put up with that annoying Paige lady[/quote]

      annoying or not. I'd hit it.

    38. Re:You're not married are you? by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
      If people like it, it goes in their portfolio. If not, to their trashcan of shame...

      That's exactly the point. Every time I watch it I think: "Well, it's easy for you to do that because you don't have to live there...". It's pretty easy to fuck up somebody's house then get in the van at the end of the day and move on. They aren't accountable for any of the work/damage they do.

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      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    39. Re:You're not married are you? by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I reckon some of these so-called designers use these poor people's houses as a test bed for new ideas. If they work, great! They will use the ideas on their paying customers, and if it doesn't... Well, it doesn't cost them any business.

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      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    40. Re:You're not married are you? by swankypimp · · Score: 2
      Have you ever seen the (original) BBC version, Changing Rooms? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but the people on that show are very outspoken about how pissed off they are. "It's utter crap; I'm going to repaint it tomorrow" -type of conversations.

      Oh, and does anyone remember the slightly surreal episode of Trading Spaces with Chris Wylde, a quasi-celebrity who had a short-lived run on a Comedy Central talk show? He and his buddy were completely bonkers, mocking the designers, hitting on the host when their wives weren't around, and swearing like sailors (beeped out, of course). My favorite part of the episode was when they saw the completed rooms, they slapped each other five and one said, "dude, you guys are the fucking shit!"

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    41. Re:You're not married are you? by Single+GNU+Theory · · Score: 1

      Now *that's* funny! Damn I wish I had some mod points!

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  18. Satellite providers? by l8apex · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I wonder, does this apply to satellite providers like Dish and DirecTV?

    1. Re:Satellite providers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Up here in Canada I use Starchoice and we can select each channel individually. I think it is about CDN$2.50 per channel (about 3c US)

    2. Re:Satellite providers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be interesting to find that out. Where I live, I can't get Fox on satellite because it is a local channel that I should be able to get via an antenna. Let me tell you - I have an antenna towering 30 feet above my house, and it has been nearly 3 years since I've seen The Simpsons. I can get it via satellite, but only if I beg DirecTV to do it. Last 3 times I tried, they turned me down.

  19. Does this work for satellite? by saider · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Or only the regualted cable providers?

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    1. Re:Does this work for satellite? by saider · · Score: 1


      It looks like satellite is covered, too. I suppose it helps to read the ENTIRE article.

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  20. MTV by DAldredge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    /. posts a story on MTV/HBO but refuses to cover the H1B Visa bill passed on 2002/11/02?

    from the article.

    "It is now official. On November 2, US President George Bush signed the department of justice Authorisation Bill which will make extension for H-1B visas easier.

    It will also make it possible for more Indian doctors to live and work in the US once their academic programme is over.

    The extension of H-1B visas will particularly benefit the IT sector. This is good news for Indian H-1B visa holders, as nearly 50% of them are working in the high-tech sector. "

    1. Re:MTV by shepd · · Score: 1

      >The extension of H-1B visas will particularly benefit the IT sector. This is good news for Indian H-1B visa holders, as nearly 50% of them are working in the high-tech sector.

      Thanks for the tip. I think you'll find it's also a benefit for the rest of the United States. Ssshh (don't let the Canadians know I told you this): Immigration is a very good thing for a country.

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    2. Re:MTV by jhunsake · · Score: 1

      Only if the immigrants become loyal to their new country instead of remaining loyal to their old one.

    3. Re:MTV by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Only if the immigrants become loyal to their new country instead of remaining loyal to their old one.

      You mean they can't be both?

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    4. Re:MTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only when the immigrants learn to sit on the toilet seats instead of squatting on them,
      spattering feces on the toilet in the process, and not
      cleaning it up.

    5. Re:MTV by jhunsake · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    6. Re:MTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bummer.

  21. Sweet by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    Goodbye Showcase, CNN, Discovery, TLC, Sci-Fi.. hello pr0n!

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  22. In Canada, we have this already. by vlag · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've had cable à la carte in Quebec for at least 4 years. You pay a small premium for the ability to pick your channels, but it is always worth it.
    Here is an example of one of our à la carte providers.

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  23. Viewers Choice? by First_In_Hell · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't know what is sadder, the rapings by the cable companies or that someone actually would order Showtime to watch The Chris Isaac Show.

    1. Re:Viewers Choice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Chris Isaac Show is awesome, dumbass.

    2. Re:Viewers Choice? by joehahn · · Score: 1

      The Chris Isaac Show is awes0me, dumbass.

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  24. does this apply to satellite, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Does it? Or is it just cable with a cable?

  25. Better things to do by Adam9 · · Score: 2

    Blah, legislation should be spent on opening up cable internet access to other competitors like DSL rather than allowing them to retain their heavy monopoly.

    1. Re:Better things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DSL is a competing technology for the last mile you dolt....I think you mean the cable lines should be opened to other ISPs. Time Warner had to open up their lines for one company, they picked earthlink, and now I get Cable internet access for 5 dollors cheaper PLUS I get unlimited national dialup access so I can dial up in my hotel room to an Earthlink server :-) good deal.

  26. Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

    What about satalite packages? I would love to buy just only buy specifcal local chanels (Denver, Miami, and LA) with just Sci-fi, discovery and nuddie channels. Unfortunatly Dish Network, makes you buy a shitload of other channels if I want sci-fi and discovery :(

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    1. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by rainwalker · · Score: 2

      ...uh....Discovery and Sci-Fi are in the cheapest, most basic package Dish Network offers, which is $24/month including taxes. $24 a month won't even get you basic cable around here, much less Discovery and Sci-Fi :)

      The real problem is getting local broadcast channels like Fox. If you don't live in one of their broadcast markets, they are legally prohibited from giving you the local package. The local Fox station where I used to live turned down my waiver request three times. The third time I called them myself and offered to give them $10, which is more then they will ever make off of me in advertising...like I am going to put up some analog wire when I have a nice digital satellite dish to recieve TV from space.

    2. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      Sci-fi agreed. But discover home and the other discover packages are part of te Dish Top 150 package, which cost I think $39.99. Too much.

      How is it illegal? For 4 years now, I pick up the local channels for Denver, LA, Miami, New York and Chicago I think. but the thing is, Dish Network maks you also pay for my local chanels (Boston). so you first must buy the local package, which is $4.99 I think. And then you can upgrade that to the super local package which is $7.99 (maybe 9) that includes the other cities. And yes, I do get the WB, UPN and fox local channels for those cities. I thinks it just a mix.

      I am a little confused why you made a waiver request? If you do have Dish Network, ask for the super station package and it include other local channels.

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    3. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by spickus · · Score: 1

      "How is it illegal?"

      Under the Satellite Home Viewer Act, satellite companies cannot sell distant network service to anyone who can receive network programming from local affiliates via rooftop antenna.

      http://www.nab.org/newsroom/issues/shva/publicfa q1 .asp

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    4. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      ahhh.. That is how I am able to get it. Even though I live in downtown boston, I do not have a rooftop antenna. Hence making it illegal. Would this be correct?

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    5. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by spickus · · Score: 1

      As I understand it,you are not supposed to be able to get this programming from Dish. You can receive these networks using an antenna. You don't have to take my word for it - follow the link.

      http://www.nab.org/newsroom/issues/shva/publicfa q1 .asp

      quote from FAQ at National Association of Broadcasters:

      Aren't you just hurting consumers who without this service couldn't see network programming?

      We're sorry that consumers are caught in the middle. But the satellite companies are to blame for that. If they had followed the law in the first place, most of these consumers would never have been sold this service. It is clear that many satellite companies and dealers misled customers about their eligibility. But these consumers are not going to lose the ability to see network programming. Most of the consumers that were signed up will be able to get their local stations via rooftop antenna. For those that don't, there is a process where local stations can grant waivers so that deserving subscribers may legally receive distant network service.

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    6. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      I did follow it last time when I posted it. Is it possible that Dish is doing this currently illegal? That is very hard for me to beleive. I went to Dish Network's page concerning the distant stations for more information. And I even filled out their online questioner to see if I am qualified. And it said I am not.... wierd. Is it possible that since I had that service since about 1996 I will continue to have because of a "grandfather" law?

      I tried to get more inofrmation when that law was passed. Do you ahve any idea? In the article it states that it is trying to get this appealed and it might get appealed by 1998. So I am assuming it was written sometime in 1997. Is it possible that this law has changed?

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    7. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by spickus · · Score: 1

      I really can't answer your question. I feel like someone has made a mistake in your case. According to the Dish Network page you cannot receive Boston locals AND a distant network package let alone programming from Denver, LA, Miami, New York and Chicago. If you cannot get your locals you are only allowed to receive 2 distant network packages. I guess you should consider yourself lucky.

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    8. Re:Buy single channels.. cool. What about...? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      Hehehe.. agreed. I guess I should not call them up and bitch :) Thanks for the info.

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  27. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Interesting

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  28. I JUST CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY and they said no go by rveno1 · · Score: 1, Informative

    I just called my cable comapany and asked them If I can choose my basic local (broadcast) channels and Comedy central, TLC, MTV. The Receptionoist Informed me that these channels are part of "family package" and I would have to purchase that option to get those channels. The CS person then informed me that I can pick and choose my movie channels if I so desired.

    Oh well so much for legal rules

    (PS I have cablevision)

  29. sports packages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what I am most hopeful for, is sports being put as a seperate package I can deny and trade in for other channels/events ;]

  30. tech tv? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    none... tech tv blows

  31. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Bonker · · Score: 2

    They just need to make every channel a 'premium' channel like HBO. I'd buy that, 'Comedy Central', 'Cartoon Network', 'Animeal Planet', and maybe 'TLC', and no others. I'd still spend less than I am now.

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  32. Why bother with cable? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    I know not everyone is in this situation, but here in Dallas/Fort Worth (Texas, y'all), I get all I need off the air for free:

    02 - KDTN, 2nd PBS channel
    04 - KDFW, Fox
    05 - KXAS, NBC
    08 - WFAA, ABC
    11 - KTVT, CBS
    13 - KERA, primary PBS
    21 - KTXA, UPN
    23 - KUVN, Univision
    27 - KDFW, semi-independent (owned by 5, IIRC)
    29 - KMPX, religious broadcasting
    33 - KDAF, WB (was originally Fox, hence K-DAllas-Fox)
    39 - KXTX, Telemundo
    49 - KSTR, "K-Star", has the Dallas Stars games
    52 - KFWD, semi-independent (can't remember which big station owns them)
    55 - KLDT, independent (lots of Westerns)
    58 - KDTX, religious broadcasting
    68 - KPXD, PAX TV

    That's 17 stations for no more than the price of a good rooftop antenna. Actually, we don't even have that... we have a 300-ohm rabbit ears that the kids move around when we change channels. Though sometimes the kids have to stand in the middle of the room, holding the antenna, until the show's over. But only if it's a really good show.

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    1. Re:Why bother with cable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was given a satellite receiver and dish when the owner couldn't afford it any more. I hacked it for free. Hey, that's 300 channels for the price of an hour of my home-time.

    2. Re:Why bother with cable? by einstein · · Score: 3, Insightful

      that's cause you don't have any hills. If I wouldn't get cable, I'd have 4 channels, most with horrible reception.
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    3. Re:Why bother with cable? by wesmills · · Score: 2

      Some history on Dallas TV stations, if you're truly bored or interested:

      Channel 27 is owned by the same group that owns KDFW, and they re-run "Fox 4 News" at 10:30. KPXD has a deal going with channel 5, so they re-show KXAS' news at some point ("5 on PAX"). Regarding KDAF, there's some controversy over what that should have been. Common rumour has it being "K-Dallas And Fort worth."

      KLDT used to be owned by televangelist Robert Tilton, and has its transmitter in Lewisville. Common reasons for its callsign are "K-Lewisville-Dallas-Television" or "K-Lake-Dallas-Television" (after the lake cities town of the same name).

      KFWD used to be the Telemundo affiliate, before they switched to 39. I believe Hispanic Broadcasting now owns them.

      KSTR was Home Shopping Network's entry into the broadcast "shop at home" idea, which flopped miserably. They bounced between one satellite feed or another of some teleshopping network, before Univision bought them, too. For some reason they run Dallas Stars, I guess none of the major stations wanted to pick up the license.

      I would just like to say that KXTX used to be a lot better. They would do re-runs of a lot of old shows, and even some first-runs. I remember watching first-runs of Knight Rider, as well as re-runs of A-Team on that channel. For the Star Trek buffs, KTXA has always been the station that ran Star Trek for Dallas. I knew their "Star Trek manager," the guy who was in charge of everything related, and he was a fanatic about making sure station management picked up the syndex rights for every episode.

    4. Re:Why bother with cable? by falser · · Score: 2

      That's rare. I've never seen that many cables come in clear in any semi-large city. It just doesn't happen. You're lucky if you get "watchable" reception on 4 channels. And at that you get your choice of NBC, CBS, PBS, and a spanish channel.

    5. Re:Why bother with cable? by scotch · · Score: 2
      Wow! 2 religious channels and a spanish languauge channel! You are in TV heaven. ;)

      Well, TV is mostly crap anyway. Fewer choices of crap might motivate you to do more active things that absorb boob-toob radiation all night.

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    6. Re:Why bother with cable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      02 - KDTN, 2nd PBS channel 04 - KDFW, Fox 05 - KXAS, NBC 08 - WFAA, ABC 11 - KTVT, CBS 13 - KERA, primary PBS 21 - KTXA, UPN 23 - KUVN, Univision BFD 27 - KDFW, semi-independent (owned by 5, IIRC) 29 - KMPX, religious broadcasting oh yay, holy rollers 33 - KDAF, WB (was originally Fox, hence K-DAllas-Fox) 39 - KXTX, Telemundo worthless to me... 49 - KSTR, "K-Star", has the Dallas Stars games huh? 52 - KFWD, semi-independent (can't remember which big station owns them) 55 - KLDT, independent (lots of Westerns) 58 - KDTX, religious broadcasting More bible thumpers 68 - KPXD, PAX TV shows only bible thumpers can watch without getting cancer from the sacchrine
      So what you really mean is a bunch of network garbage, a couple PBS stations, some indies/semi-indies with maybe 30 minutes of watchable re-runs/week, and six completely worthless stations.

    7. Re:Why bother with cable? by Out4Blood · · Score: 1

      Yea, I have a couple cars that I found parked on the side of the street. It seemed the owners didn't want them any more. I "hacked" them, too. In the future, maybe we could share "hacking" tips.

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  33. How does it usually work? by chrisseaton · · Score: 1

    I'm British, so all I know is BBC 1, BBC 2, ITV and Channel 4. How does the US TV system usually work?

    1. Re:How does it usually work? by ebob1972 · · Score: 1

      I'm British and have had 30+ channels on cable for 5 years. It is essentially the same as the US TV cable service ... you pay for your channels in bundles.

      Surely you have heard of Channel 5 (or 'five' as it is now known) -- unless you haven't turned on your TV since 1997? :-)

      I would personally love an 'a la carte' option. I'd pay more for less channels -- especially if it means not getting some of the trash into my house.

    2. Re:How does it usually work? by Duds · · Score: 1

      The same way Sky Digital does here.

      This row is about the following.

      Sky will let you buy say, the subscription based Film Four if you only have a basic Sky sub.

      Up till now the US cable providers would only let you buy something like Film Four if you had already subbed yourself to their premium group of chans. I.e - like Sky saying you could only buy Film Four if you were already subscribed to Sky Movies.

      This has been rules illegal.

      What it doesn't mean is that you can buy Sky Sports 3 without Sky Sports 1 (again a uk example). They're allowed to package channels like that all they like. It just means that they can't put conditions on you buying a channel that usually comes on it's own.

    3. Re:How does it usually work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      way to pander to the tea and crumpets stereotype mate.

      I take it you've been living under a rock somewhere in cornwall for several years since you appear not to have heard of 'C5' let alone any of the multi-channel providers (Cable Sat and RF) telewest, ntl, Sky or the erstwhile ITVDigital (soon to be relaunched by the BBC)

      afaik the majority of US TV providers work in much the same way to our own payTV systems here in the UK, just with more adverts and poorer quality programming ;)

    4. Re:How does it usually work? by Malc · · Score: 1

      Probably the same way as Sky or C&W or whoever services your area. They too have broadcast/terrestrial TV in the US, but generally the reception is really shit compared with the UK, and the number of channels isn't much bigger either (e.g. PBS, shit like NBC, CBS and ABC). That was my experience when I lived in Denver.

    5. Re:How does it usually work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poorer quality? Yeah that's why our 'beloved' Baywatch and Jerry Springer are shown in more languages than the Bible has been translated into :)

    6. Re:How does it usually work? by dsl · · Score: 0

      It's rare to see someone so selflessly promote the parent's argument. I'm a bit behind on my British television (just discovered Jeeves and Wooster yesterday), but I really can't imagine them producing anything nearly so soul-destroying as either of the bits of trash you cite. "Vastly popular" in no way indicates quality; McDonald's sells more hamburgers than anyone else, but no one over the age of 10 things they make the best.

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  34. I'd be happy with VH-1 Classic by British · · Score: 2

    They honestly need more stations like VH-1 Classic(ie MTV back when it was worth watching). All they seem to play are blocks of mega-obscure videos from the early 80s(and some '70s in their own time slots). I end up just leaving it on that channel for the entire weekend seeing videos I never knew existed before. Commercials? yeah, they seem to air them every 45 minutes or so. I watch that instead of G4 all the time now.

    It's too bad MTV2 failed where VH-1 classic picked up. Imagine, a channel that plays just music videos that time hath forgotten! Never thought I would see the day VH-1 Classic is playing Megadeth videos while MTV plays "Fast Lane".

    1. Re:I'd be happy with VH-1 Classic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yea! VH1 Classic is great for parties too, just leave it on and the first one to guess the artist wins...i dont know how they make any money though, I guess its subsidized by all TRL

    2. Re:I'd be happy with VH-1 Classic by rvcrazy · · Score: 1

      I've noticed this on a few new channels-VH1 Country sticks in my mind, as well as all the extra Discovery channels that popped up recently. Commercials seem to only show up every 45 minutes or so (VH1) or are little more than promos for other shows on the channel (the Discovery "set").

      So what's the point? I'm afraid it won't last. If these channels get more popular the commercials will undoubtedly increase. Enjoy the 45 minute music sets while they last.

      You're right, though, VH1-Classic rocks.

    3. Re:I'd be happy with VH-1 Classic by gomerbud · · Score: 1

      MTV-X was pretty cool too. 24 hour rock videos. It was cool seeing Alice in chains videos off of Jar of Flies, then the video for No More Tears comes on... That was worth staying up all night.

      Last time i was at my parents house i flipped to MTV-X and it was 24 hip hop. That sucked.

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    4. Re:I'd be happy with VH-1 Classic by British · · Score: 2

      I'd be more than happy enough to cough up a few extra bucks a month if it means keeping VH-1 classic with very few(or no) commercials.

      Heck, make it like those DMX stations where all they do is play tunes(nicely listing the artist+ track) with no VJ's or nothing. That's a feed I would buy.

    5. Re:I'd be happy with VH-1 Classic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree MTV-X ROCKED! They changed it to MTV-J on my cable system [Mtv Jams] its all R&B and HipHop now, ewww. I also get MTV-es, MTV Espanol, LOL.

  35. Re:RASCIST PIG : MOD THIS FUCKANATOR DOWNTOWN by amembrane · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm amazed that posting trollish statements to piss people off is still effective. Even if the person is actually a rabid racist, and not just a rabid troublemaker, posting on slashdot has to be the least troublesome racist activity he can do. Pick your battles, don't let posts on a message board get under your skin.

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  36. Situation in other countires? by joe52 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What are the cable deals like for Slashdot readers outside of the US?

    I spent four months living in France this year and my cable provider had a point system. Each channel cost a certain number of points (ranging from about 2 for something boring up to 15-25 for a premium channel) and you paid for packages with varying amounts of points. Then you could pick the channels you wanted and not waste points on something you would never watch. It seemed like a better deal (perhaps not cheaper, but much more flexible) than what we have in the US. I don't even have cable here since I'm not a huge fan of television and cable TV packages cost more than I am willing to pay.

    -Joe

    1. Re:Situation in other countires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well in France, the whole country is divided geographically between operators, with each operator exercising a monopoly in its area. But the big advantage is that ALL of the cableco allow for pick and choose. In Paris, a basic cable subscription gives you all the free channels as well as the national ones, each additional channel is accounted for by a number of points and you can buy points for each month by points. I.E. you can buy 75, 110 , 150 etc. points. The only channels that are bundled are the 2 competing groups of movie channels that are sold in groups of 5. That way I was able to get Cartoon Network, CNBC, Mangas (yes we have an all anime channel in France) as well as Game 1 (which is another nice channel dedicated to gaming). My total bill each month is around 29 Eur.

    2. Re:Situation in other countires? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What are the cable deals like for Slashdot readers outside of the US?

      Well, in the UK, you've got Cable (NTL or Telewest generally) or if you want Digital, you have Sky and Freeview (used to be called OnDigital then ITV Digital then bust).

      Freeview is in its unfancy and is basically free stuff. I also know very little about it.

      Sky on the other hand has tonnes of packages. In short, all the decent channels (IMO) are spread about several packages. Which means that if you want all of them you have to pay the premium rate and get 55 other really rubbish ones.

      AFAIK there is no way to pick and chose your cable products too. You just have to pick a bundle and put up with the rubbish ones that come with it.

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    3. Re:Situation in other countires? by 12013 · · Score: 1

      my bill is around 35usd a month...but that includes cable-internet packages are very basic: around 20 regular (national) chanels these can be supplemented with other 'premium' packages: eg: cartoon chanel, hbo, discovery,... or specialist packages: Eastern european chanels, arab chanels,...

    4. Re:Situation in other countires? by yora · · Score: 1

      What are the cable deals like for Slashdot readers outside of the US?

      I live in New Delhi, India. Here I pay INR 250 per month (Approx USD 5.2) and I get everything that is available to cable subscribers in India. I get around 65 channels. The cable operators over here just give you a mix of channels. And there are no blocked channels. Here the cable operators typically underreport their subscriber base and pay the channel operators for only a small fraction of the actual subscribers. Cable TV industry is still quite small in india, and in most parts of delhi there are 2 operators or more. Most of the operators are quire small. Limited to only a small part of the city.
  37. As long as they let me get the Anime Channel.... by tigris · · Score: 1

    ...I'll be happy. http://www.advfilms.com/news/index.asp?c=&p=0&i=64 8 ^_^

  38. Don't say that word! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    I know that cable companies try to screw you, but I didn't know they were so open about it. This is a quote from one of showtime's spokesmen.

    "It's our hope that our affiliates would use whatever tactics are available to increase their premium
    penetration."

    Hmmm! I don't care much for their choice of words there, when they tell us how they plan to screw us. *shudders*

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  39. Yay for Time Warner by CathedralRulz · · Score: 1
    Seems they are the first to offer this. That's great. I wish Cox Cable did. Of course, if everyone did this, I don't think many of the channels that are out there would survive. And on the other hand, many of the channels that are popular now only became so due to the "flipping through" factor.

    My channel lineup? All three C-spans, FoxNews, CNN and Headline news (as a backup), Comedy Central, UPN (Star Trek), and Fox (Simpsons, Bernie Mac), and TNN (More Star Trek). Maybe History Channel too, and the military channel if available.

  40. Can I opt out a la carte? by hanenkamp · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd like to opt out of MTV. There is rarely anything that doesn't disgust me on that channel. Music videos are gone, Daria is gone; the only thing we watch on there at all anymore is Road Rules when they go visit someplace cool, but we look at the scenery and ignore the dialog...

    I'd more likely opt-in to something like Food Network...but I've already got it...

  41. Re:I JUST CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY and they said no by keymygrip · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I guess this ruling is good for some. But you can't get rid of regular cable channels for reduced price. I personally do not want the premium movie channels as I don't watch much TV. When I do I watch Fox, Comedy Central, and the History Channel. Maybe some A&E every once in a while.

    The problem is that I can get local channels on cable for $14 or I can get everything for $50. There is nothing in between. I wish I could cut out at least some of those crappy channels even for $10 a month off. Obvious monopoly.

  42. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by terrymr · · Score: 2

    Yeah - I have satellite and only need the local channels from cable - yet I would have to subscribe to a package of like 30 channels and rent a box from them in order to get the local channels.

  43. CRTC by Malc · · Score: 1

    You're lucky. You don't have the Commission for Restrictions and Thought Control insisting that you get channels in a language you don't understand. I wish they would do something useful like bar CNN from regular cable TV and replace it with BBC World so we can all get decent news coverage.

    1. Re:CRTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey friend, check out Starchoice. I've basically stopped watching CNN and CBC Newsworld, and now basically watch BBC exclusively for news.

    2. Re:CRTC by legojenn · · Score: 1

      Get Expressvu instead. You don't want English, don't order English. You don't want French, don't order French. It is annoying to have to pay for CNN to get BBC World though.

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    3. Re:CRTC by Malc · · Score: 1

      Thanks to you and AC for the tip. Unfortunately I live in a town house and can't setup a dish. I can't even put it on a pole on my balcony as it faces the wrong way (I believe you need line of sight, and can't line it up through a building.)

  44. Re:I JUST CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY and they said no by saviorsloth · · Score: 1

    read the article. this only applies to premium services like HBO, which is exactly what the CS person told you. they can still package everything else as much as they want

  45. Big Dish by idiotnot · · Score: 2

    IIRC, you can still do this for basically every channel if you've got one of the big satellite dishes with a C and Ku band receiver. There are packages, too, and some are unencryped over the bird.

    I used to dig watching M2 when it was new, and I was spending late, late nights in the TV station. *sigh* Master Control sucks.

  46. Re:tech tv? Max Headroom reruns are there! by johnpaul191 · · Score: 2

    even with the Max Headroom reruns?
    we've only had TechTV for about a year on our crappy digital cable, and i've had a lifetime dose of Screen Savers. even my M$-lovin' roomate can't take most of their programming. i watched the Apple keynotes that they showed, and Max Headroom... that's about it i think. i tried to watch more but it gets bogged down in M$ Windows nonsense that means nothing to me. oh well.

  47. *Which* federal rule? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 2

    Anyone know which federal rule that caused this? I read the article and its a little light on the details.

    I'd like to see the actual federal mandate to see what it actually covers before going to Time Warner here in Austin and asking them to give me some pricing info. If anyone's already done this here, reply and let me know..

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    1. Re:*Which* federal rule? by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 2

      Its supposed to be a provision of the 1992 Cable Act, but I can't seem to find the text of that anywhere online.

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    2. Re:*Which* federal rule? by pythorlh · · Score: 2
      the 1992 Cable act is an ammendment to the 1934 Communication act, which is here.

      The actual provision is on page 280.

      Both of those links are PDF.

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    3. Re:*Which* federal rule? by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      Hot damn thanks for the link Pythorlh
      SEC. 623. [47 U.S.C. 543] REGULATION OF RATES...
      "(8) BUY-THROUGH OF OTHER TIERS PROHIBITED.--
      (A) PROHIBITION.--A cable operator may not require the
      subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier required by
      paragraph (7) as a condition of access to video programming
      offered on a per channel or per program basis. A cable operator
      may not discriminate between subscribers to the basic service tier
      and other subscribers with regard to the rates charged for video
      programming offered on a per channel or per program basis."

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  48. Why are the producers feeling intimidated? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    One group, however, would especially like to get the word out: The companies that produce programs for premium cable channels. ..... But they won't publicize the new rule, out of fear that they'll alienate the channels that buy their programming.

    Have I misunderstood?

    Surely the producers should be bullying the cable companies, not the other way round. The other channels will be delighted to leap on mainstream programming that another channel has rejected in aa huff. The producers can afford to be a lot more choosy about who shows their shows. They only need a single buyer.

  49. More irresponsible slashdot "journalism" by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1

    The article doesn't say anything approaching the Slashdot blurb. It says you can order pay channels without having to subscribe to premium service.

    They can still make you get standard service. Here in Austin Tx, you can't get pay-per-view unless you have digital cable (from Time Warner).

    Why does /. continually misreport the news in such a way as to sound appealing to the readers? What does it accomplish? Speaking for myself, it just annoys the hell out of me when I find out the truth.

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    1. Re:More irresponsible slashdot "journalism" by the+italian · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know.. I've just called Time Warner austin before i had a chance to read the whole article and they had no idea what I was saying.. then I come back to read it and notice that /. has totally misread the story and you can't get mtv a la carte... damn.. i wonder what would happen if cnn pulled some shit like that.

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    2. Re:More irresponsible slashdot "journalism" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not all /.'s fault this whole thing was created by the bwo article. To hell with these money-grubbing cable co's. I see so much corporate supression of technology here in the US it makes me sick.

  50. Screwed indeed! by MikeAR303 · · Score: 0

    "It's our hope that our affiliates would use whatever tactics are available to increase their premium penetration."

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  51. What I want by sakusha · · Score: 3, Interesting

    is JapanTV, a 24/7 NHK feed. I'd have to upgrade my DirecTV decoder and get a new oval dish with dual receivers. Then I can get JTV a la carte for only $30/month. But I'd have to invest about $300 before I can even start spending the $30/mo. At least it would all work with my TiVo, they even have program listings. They have a bunch of ultrapremium channels in this price range or higher. Ouch, those prices are too damn high!

  52. Cable TV A La Carte? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    We have ATT Broadband Cable, previous TCI. Mid-summer this year, they dropped the premium movie channels from all non-digital converter boxes, requiring customers to go with the digital systems if they wanted premium movies. This "A La Carte" ruling would seem to be addressed with this obnoxious policy implemented by ATT, etc.

    1. Re:Cable TV A La Carte? by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      In the market I work in we turned off the computer that was driving the remaining 600 addressable anolog boxes in the state,and offered customers a digi box for the same price.no change in price,and a better box.thats a you win situation.
      you can talk alot of shit on at&t(and thay deserve it),but not about that.

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  53. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Surak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It says you can get HBO without having to pay for a premium level of service. They can still require you to get basic service and even make you rent a digital box.

    Actually, in the case of AOL/TW, you are required to have digital cable in order to have HBO, because they simply don't offer HBO on their analog cable.

    'Sides, one thing they can do (and are doing) to control this is with cable modems. I have AOL/TW's cable modem service. They charge $44.95/mo unless you have at least what they call their 'extended basic' package, which costs $39.95/mo. Otherwise, the price is $89.95/mo for the cable modem by itself.

  54. Sounds....... by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 0

    .... like you need to divorce your wife instead.

    (it's a joke. laugh.)

  55. No real mention of cable Internet by dpilot · · Score: 2

    My cable provider (Adelphia) offers TV in bundles with Broadcast, ($11/mo) Basic, (+$20/mo) and then premium stuff, whose price I don't know. They also offer Internet.

    I don't know if they will offer Internet without at least Broadcast cable TV. But they add a surcharge to the cable Internet if you don't have at least Basic, so you may as well get Basic.

    Pricing for Internet wasn't mentioned, but now this makes me wonder if this practice is legal.

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    1. Re:No real mention of cable Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually its a discount if you have cable and get cable internet.
      therefore not a charge for not having basic.
      atleast for me i have adelphia

  56. Not a great idea... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My dad's worked in cable engineering since its inception and has always said that ala carte pricing is not a good idea.

    First off, it's more expensive. Consider: a fair price for a channel you really want is probably 2-5$ per month. I receive 85 channels for $23. Even eliminating the dozens I don't watch, there's more than 10 channels I do want to get, including all five major networks, comedy central, cartoon network and a gaggle of learning channels, BBCA and of course Food TV.

    Second off, it's not really good for the cable co based on how the cable companies receive and send the channels themselves. Everything's handled by big blocks of splitters and amplifiers. Each handles a set of channels. Channels are pulled down from satelites in blocks as well...TWC in Albany has a set of five or so, one of which is dedicated to all the myriad HBOs, one to all the turner channels, etc. So it makes sense to sell TV in blocks...it's impossible to accurately tell how much a SINGLE channel costs you. In fact, after setup costs and maintenance costs and offsetting the possibility of customer service, just getting one channel may cost about $15 on a good margin, while getting fifty channels on the same line would only be pennies more.

    Finally, it's not fair for marginal channels. You know all those channels you don't watch, like History or Speedvision or Golf TV or Univision? They're all somebody's favorite channel, believe it or not. There may be very few people who watch them, but they're getting equal billing due to being part of a package deal. Thus, they also have the ability to get hugely popular -- after all, you're more likely to catch something interesting on than if you had to order it specifically. Would TV Food be such a mainstay in our house were it not for having actually seen Good Eats, Iron Chef, David Rosengarden's Taste or Jamie Oliver? No. Hell, we wouldn't have ordered "ala carte" a channel that was ostensibly just reruns of Julia Childs.

    Block pricing isn't really that expensive, anyway. I get 85 channels and broadband internet for less than the a quarter of the cost of my car's insurance and upkeep, and I sure get a lot more utility out of it.

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    1. Re:Not a great idea... by bat2k · · Score: 0

      Good point. After factoring the cost of getting cable to your house, it would hardly cost anything to add additional channels.

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    2. Re:Not a great idea... by putch · · Score: 1

      for you, this is a good deal. but for others it may not. while many like the food network or lifetime, frankkly i could care less. granted i've done a few history channel marathons, but i don't really want them. all i really want is the 5 broadcast (2 of which i can't pick up with my rabbit ears), hbo, a news channel (maybe cnn), and pbs. so, why should i pay 85 channels. now, i'm not saying that the block deals should disappear because they ARE a good value. if you watch those channels.

      But don't forget that a great many people don't even know what iron chef is and of those that do most won't watch it.

      a la carte is good. and interestingly enough, i SPECIFICALLY asked Albany TWC to see if I could do this and they said i couldn't and I'd have to drop $50 on digital to get it.

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    3. Re:Not a great idea... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I get 85 channels and broadband internet for less than the a quarter of the cost of my car's insurance and upkeep, and I sure get a lot more utility out of it.

      You get more from TV than you do from your car? Dude, you need to get the fsck out of the house more often.

      My car lets me get to work. My car lets me get to bars and clubs where I can see great live music. My car lets me get to bookstores and libraries. My car lets me get around town to meet up with friends. My car even occasionally lets me get to the homes of pretty women who might go to bed with me.

      (Yes, ideally mass transit would allow all this. Baltimore's mass transit system is useless.)

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    4. Re:Not a great idea... by startled · · Score: 2

      "My dad's worked in cable engineering since its inception and has always said that ala carte pricing is not a good idea."

      "New York City fans of HBO's Sex & The City who couldn't care less about the 20 or more channels that must be bought to get that particular premium service could slash their monthly cable bill from $56 to about $31. The smaller fee would get HBO and the major TV networks."

      Actually, this is almost precisely my situation (I'm not in NYC, but pricing is similar where I am). I want the networks and HBO. This will let me save over $20 a month. About the only way you're going to persuade me this isn't a good idea is showing me they kill small, cute animals every time they lose a premium subscriber (or perhaps it makes baby Jesus cry, or it takes food away from starving children in Ethiopia, or...).

    5. Re:Not a great idea... by yakfacts · · Score: 2

      Yeah, you have a good point.

      But the problem is that cable TV is now so expensive
      I have had to shut it off. The "basic" package
      gives me all the shopping channels and religious
      networks. If I want the news channels, TLC, history, anything like that, I've got to drop $40+ per month. That is just too expensive for me.

    6. Re:Not a great idea... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      Well, I look at it like this: I love my car very much. But I'm only in it maybe 30 minutes a day and most of that time I'm pissed off. My cable company provides me with The Daily Show, Samurai Jack, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Biography...as well as a good solution to the problem of killing a half an hour while glue dries or bread rises.

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    7. Re:Not a great idea... by ONU+CS+Geek · · Score: 2
      I've worked in Cable TV for about 2 years now; doing HSD (Read: Cable Modem) installation (as well as digital cable installations).

      Most Locations have the capability to do Video On Demand. For example, where I live, Time Warner Cable has Music Videos on Demand, Golf Channle on Demand, CNN on Demand, Cartoon Network on Demand, and HBO on Demand. Added cost to local consumer? Nothing--if they have subscribed to the show already.

      Cable companies are looking into this for two ways: the first reason is that it removes some of the reasons for the user to buy a TiVo, ReplayTV, etc...the next reason is that there is Customer Demand for this. People wanted to have home networks on their Cable Modems, so they looked into home networks; and now most users who don't have their homes networked can do so for an extra $5/month. The same went with VOD (Video on Demand). Customers wanted it...they gave it to them.

      You may be right about some of the things, but with the invent of fiber and digital transmissions, the cable companies can do more with what they have, with little or no cost in upgrading their end systems (as compared to their inital investment

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    8. Re:Not a great idea... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      Is it?

      I pay $45 per month for cell phone service. Internet is $45. Electricity is $95. Heat is $60. Hell, my comic books come out to like $60 per month, and I usually buy at least 3 or 4 CDs ($45+). Eating out on alternate fridays at decent restaurants is $50. Eating lunch out every day is $100. Car insurance, $127. Car payment, $450. Going to a movie is $9. Renting a DVD is $4. A goddamn bunch of carrots is $2

      $40 comes out to a little over a dollar a day; if you watch just a half hour of CNN per day, that's $2 an hour for entertainment. Chances are you watch more than that.

      I think the main problem with the perception of cable is that even though cable is one of the few telecoms making money, the $40 is not all going into TWC's pocket to screw you out of TV choices. So called "basic cable" is a result of legislation and deals with the local companys to carry their signal...there HAS to be an inexpensive service that carries CSPAN and locals and they lose money on it. They recoup a little of it on the "premium" setup, and they also use the fees from premium to buy equipment that runs the premium setup. Therefore, the $40 you'd spend isn't $.50 per channel...it's more like $20 at LEAST for the associated overhead to send you these channels at all, followed by about $5-10 for channel licensing. QVC and HSN are offsetting the license costs; without them on your manifest, your costs would go up further for licensing. If you don't like them, block them.

      The only real evidence of cable fleecing people is digital cable. Technically, digital boxes cost less and allow more efficient use of bandwidth which can be resold. It saves a ton of money, and many cable companies charge for the improvement in "quality." But even this is getting better...the local co only charges $5 per month to rent a digital box (a great deal considering that they have to recoup the cost of buying the boxes, which per unit may be as high as $500 and usually hover between $30 and $100), and about $5 more for "basic digital." Not a bad deal considering many people still think digital is better than analogue (it isn't...when there's an error I much prefer a bit of static to missing or low bandwidth audio, and a little ghosting and fuzziness to massive pixelation, not to get into the horrors of fast motion scenes.)

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    9. Re:Not a great idea... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      youre dad is in upper management isnt he. sure sounds like it.

      with digital cable is is not difficult at all to turn on specific channels only and in fact the best thing is to move ALL channels to digital and eliminate analog completely.

      I work in headends weekly, I know exactly how they work and how the signals get created into a linup and then shoved down the fiber to the nodes. they dont need to change how any of that is done. no matter what your dad or any other "expert" who has never set foot inside a modern cable TV headend has to say.

      in digital cable... it's all software, the boxes easily handle it. It's just that the must carry status that Discovery has with it's networks and the other contracts and other shenanagins that cause the fuss...

      A cable company MUST carry MTV2 and the other crap level channels if they carry MTV and the other tier 1 MTV corp channels, same with turner, Discovery and the other network conglomos.

      it has nothing to do with being fair or technology. It's all who is making what kind of money off of whom. and the fact that the cable ad-insertable channels are the biggest moneymaker the cable TV company has.

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    10. Re:Not a great idea... by yakfacts · · Score: 2

      Your point is taken, but I don't have that much disposable income anymore. If I had a choice of "basic" cable with some decent channels, it would be nice. Like "choose any 10 for $10". There are only three cable channels I watch, and at that rate I am paying like $2/hour. That is too much considering a third seems to be ads, and after-hours it is all infomercial crap.

    11. Re:Not a great idea... by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      lose money on basic???!!!??????hahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha hahahhahahaha
      basic is our HIGHEST margin product.$12 in almost nuthing out.basic and expanded? $35 in, almost 35 out.
      the way local coverage works is, if the headend you are connedcting to can recieve it on antenna, yor cable company must carry it.we refer to these channels as MUST CARRYS oddly enough....

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  57. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by invenustus · · Score: 1

    100 bucks says 3 out of ever 4 on-topic posts on this article won't take into account that basic fact from the article.

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  58. Dish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We have 3 tuners in our house. I recently called Dish to see about getting an upgrade on one of the tuners to more channels. The support person told that I would have to upgrade the smart cards in all 3 tuners. I asked why and he began to babble some stupidity about how they all "worked together". I informed I was a computer tech and was completely sure that my tuners weren't networking in any form and worked independently of eachother. Eventually he got around to admitting that Dish requires this on all when you upgrade one. Of course that means I would have to pay times 3 for the 3 tuners.
    I declined their "generous" terms.
    I wish the FCC would look into this obvious deception by Dish.

    1. Re:Dish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break. What should the FCC look into? Their business model? It's either illegal or it isn't. It's not. Go back to the crappy cable company.

    2. Re:Dish by KEHT · · Score: 1

      What's the point of not upgrading all 3 receivers since you pay a flat monthly charge for having extra receivers regardless of programming? Cable company would probably charge you extra to remove some channels from certain outlet if you would desire so.

    3. Re:Dish by Student_Tech · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about Dish but I know that with DirecTV you pay $5/month per aditional receiver, but they have to all be on the same phone line. All the boxes get the same set of programs, but if you buy a PPV on one, you can only watch it on that one unless you buy it again for each receiver.

    4. Re:Dish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because as another poster indicated, you pay Dish extra per EACH tuner. The 2 extra tuners are used and paid for by my sons who do not want to pay any more than they are paying now and would certainly be unhappy if I were to force my extra channels choice on them at their expence.
      The channel choice is simply determined by a simple smart card and nothing else, no voodoo, no electronic magic. The only difference between getting one level to another level of programming is an easily switchable smart card. There is a smart card in each tuner so its plainly obvious the only reason to force the upgrade to all tuners in the house is to maximise profits for Dish at the expence of customers choice.
      For instance, lets say I want to have nasty porn content on my system that is used in (ahem) my bedroom, but I would like to have my children use another tuner in their area of the house that can only access children oriented content. By Dishs rules I would HAVE to run the same content on all tuners, pay for it on all tuners and then use the parental restriction mechanisms in each tuner to control access. Since we probably all use computers here we all know how easy it can be to get around those mechanisms. In my scenario I simply remove the smart card from my porn enabled tuner and its nothing but kiddie shows for the tykes.
      Technology should be about increasing freedom of choice for consumers, not increasing profit for technology providers at the expence of freedom of choice for consumers.

    5. Re:Dish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what the tech was saying is that all receivers in one location get the same programming. You just have to pay a flat $5/month for each extra receiver. They don't charge you any more when switching programming becuase of the extra boxes.

      If (somehow) you're actually paying for three different sets of programming, then you have a point.

    6. Re:Dish by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      Since we probably all use computers here we all know how easy it can be to get around those mechanisms.

      That's a non-sequitor. A Dish receiver isn't an open platform, and you have no access to the system beyond the on-screen GUI. Yeah, maybe with $500 worth of gear and alot of time you could hack the smartcard, but why bother when you can get the same thing off the internet for free? And don't tell me you have your PC (an open system) so secured that your kids can't get around your security. There are free programs and services to do that, so the attack cost is much lower here.

      In my scenario I simply remove the smart card from my porn enabled tuner and its nothing but kiddie shows. By Dishs rules I would HAVE to run the same content on all tuners, pay for it on all tuners and then use the parental restriction mechanisms in each tuner to control access.

      The way my Dish account works is that you pay per channel and pay a flat fee per additional receiver - you don't pay per reciever for additional channels (e.g HBO adds, say, $10 to a 3-receiver bill, not $30). They give you parental control mechanisms, but it sounds like you'd just rather have Dish manage the parental controls for you. How important is this to you really that you can't spend ten minutes per receiver to turn off the 49x channels?

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  59. I block all of the channels I don't want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I get a premium cable package, analog unfortunately, and I get a TON of channels that I don't watch. To cope with this I actually used my tv's vchip for something useful. I blocked MTV, BET, Oxygen, Lifetime, the NASA channel, and a slew of others. If you flick the channels on my tv you only have 31 channels of goodness :).

  60. dammit! by greenskyx · · Score: 1

    ALL.. the ONLY channels that I want are the Sci-Fi & Cartoon Channel!

  61. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

    Are you sure? I thought cable companies were required by law to offer "Basic Cable" which is just local channels, public access, and maybe a few "cable" channels thrown in to make it interesting. This is usually priced around $10.

    Of course, this is for analog cable. If you want digital cable then you probably do have to subscribe to their overpriced 30+ channel digital package.

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  62. Who needs.... by SysadminFromHell · · Score: 0

    ...this 'wife' tingy anyway???

    (Did I mention yet I've got a great new server, with lots of SCSI-disks etc.?)

    1. Re:Who needs.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d00d you need a better wife then.
      I get bj's and dinner, laundry done, did I mention a nice bj when I want one?
      the secret? don't marry american chicks.

  63. Too expensive!! by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1
    Just yesterday I got my cable bill - digital cable (for the guide features and BBC America, that's pretty much all I want it for)) and it was for $49.83. Only one digital receiver. TOO MUCH!! I've said it before, all I want is the local stuff, Foodtv, Nick, MTV, MTV2 (actuallly, could probably do without MTV at this point), Comedy, ESPN, BBCA and a few others. Right now, I think we get close to 100-125 channels. I could easily pare it down to 30 that I watch regularly.

    I've been coveting dish for a while (AT&T could install the very next day when I called to check prices, so that's why we went with them), and it would certainly be cheaper (yes, even with local channels). But I've also wanted to just be able to order channels a la carte and pay for it that way. However, if it's just a matter of not having to pay for all the "non-pay" channels (as it seems the article states), then we're not quite there yet.

    Dish, here I come.

  64. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by MacBrave · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago I went back to just "Basic Cable". This includes all the local channels, public access, plus a few others like WGN, BRAVO, PAX, C-SPAN, and a couple of home shopping channels. I pay about $15.50 total a month.

  65. 'Wanker's Corner?' NOTHING! by F34nor · · Score: 1

    Wanker's Corner NOTHING!

    There's a place on the Oregon maps called "Whiskey Dick." It right near North Junction on the Deschutes River maybe 20 miles South of Maupin.

    1. Re:'Wanker's Corner?' NOTHING! by cbowland · · Score: 1

      Indiana has both a "Beaver Lick Baptist Church" and a "Big Bone Lick State Park" along I64.

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    2. Re:'Wanker's Corner?' NOTHING! by cbowland · · Score: 1

      Sorry to reply to my own post, but both are actually in Kentucky.

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  66. Of Course by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

    If you guys think "a la carte" == cheaper, wake up. This is a new way for cable companies to make more money from you.

    Cable companies aren't going to do ANYTHING that they don't think they can get more money for.

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  67. Montreal, Quebec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Montreal their is a service provider that offers "A la carte" cable television

    but we're stuck with a lay that force you to choose 50% + 1 of french channels

    so this isn't that great

    but what is cool is that you can take different packages

    In example: sci-fi, sports, adult and US package

    combine with a french package I can have what I want :)

    1. Re:Montreal, Quebec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in Montreal you can say FUCK tv and go look at the girls at Club Super Sex.

  68. $23... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You get 85 channels for $23?

    Through who?

    Oh wait.. 50-60 of those channels are "winter" channels that show vast amounts of beautiful snow....

  69. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by bsharitt · · Score: 1

    I called the the local cable company and they just kept tell me, "You don't have cable, quite calling us."

  70. Charter claims to have never heard of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been waiting for something like this for some time. I called Charter to check the rates for Basic + HBO on the ala carte plan and they claimed that it did not exist. The service rep. told me that HBO is only available on the digital plan. I pointed out this requires me to purchase additional channels over what I have today and the rep agreed. I then pointed out that they were required to offer me option that did not do that based on the new rule that went into effect in October. The rep is going to get back to me.

  71. I have a chipped box... by Inda · · Score: 1
    ..so I already get all the channels for the basic package price. A fair price for the amount of time I watch it, I might add.

    What? You want me to swap my analogue box for a more expensive digital one with all those lovely foreign channels that I don't understand? Great Mr Cable Provider, I'll have one for each room in my house.

    What? You are saying that the digital artefacts are meant to be there? The split second black blank screens are meant to be there too? My analogue box is being phased out? Great Mr Cable Provider, I'll have two for each room in my house.

    What? You have removed all your local shops to improve my quality of service and to save yourselves some money? You aren't passing the money savings onto me? You haven't employed extra staff to man the phones? Great Mr Cable Provider, I'll have to recommend you to my friends.

    Cable companies deserve everything they get.

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    1. Re:I have a chipped box... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well pretty soon that chipped cable box of yours will be worthless. The FCC has mandated that all cable service will move to digital bt the year 2006.

  72. Re:RASCIST PIG : MOD THIS FUCKANATOR DOWNTOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe he was the troll, and you're replying to it!

  73. Oxygen by PackMan97 · · Score: 1

    I suggest you tune in at 11pm for the Sunday Night Sex Show and at Midnight Sat/Sun for Bliss!

    Very interesting shows!!! Better than what you have get on HBO and Skinemax, IMHO.

    1. Re:Oxygen by capnkid · · Score: 1

      Very true. "Sunday Night Sex Show" on Oxygen is the only thing even resembling must see tv.

  74. DISH network used to have this by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    When I signed up with DISH network, I got a plan where for $15 a month you could pick 10 channels from their basic lineup.

    Unfortunately they don't offer it to new subscribers anymore. Maybe this will prompt them to re-offer it?

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  75. Can't find it on FCC site... by leadingzero · · Score: 1

    Tried looking for the "rule" on the fcc.gov site and couldn't find anything yet. Anyone out there got a link? I need to read it before I can use it to beat up my C-TV provider.

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  76. how to get cheap cable by zozzi · · Score: 1
    Step 1: Apply for the full complete packages

    Step 2: Disconnect cable wire

    Step 3: Call them, ask for cheapest offer

    Step 4: Leave disconnected for around 2 weeks

    Step 5: Re-connect cable, enjoy most expensive offer at the cheapest one

    Step n: If they call you, just say: "Yes I removed it for a while because I was painting the room/on holiday/blah. Sorry didn't know"

    It's a stupid protocol with no feedback, they just send the codes and ASSUME the receiver has processed the filtering requests. I wonder why they don't keep sending the codes every x days...

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    1. Re:how to get cheap cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't work in most areas that have upgraded the head end in the last 2-4 years. My cable provider will continue sending commands once per hour until it gets an ack from the box. Gotta love addressable digital cable boxes.

  77. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by rhombic · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or maybe the AC submitter should have actually read the article before submitting, with a totally wrong title.

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  78. This has been availabel in Canada for at least 3y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, Videotron and LOOK have been offering a la cart TV for almost 3 years now but then again we are stuch with mostely lame chanels like MUSH MUSIC and others like SPACE (A CAN version of sci fi channel with no budget).

  79. Who Cares About Networks? by billtom · · Score: 2

    This article depresses me because of two opposing facts:

    1. People don't care about networks, they care about shows. Give me "The Sopranos", "Survivor", "Cowboy Bebop", "[Insert your favorite show here]", a la carte. I couldn't care less about these dinosaurs called networks. The sooner networks disappear the better.

    2. But, this show based nirvana is never going to happen because the companies controlling the television system are just as violently opposed to changing their business model as the [RI|MP]AA companies. So even with a la carte networks, I'm still going to have to pay for 167 hours of crap each week for the one hour I do want.

    Feh! A pox on all their houses.

    1. Re:Who Cares About Networks? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Actually, its more like they refuse to believe they are changing, seriously. Some exec don't think the internet will be around long enough to bother finding a way to use it effectivly. I shit you not.

      Its like a T-Rex loking up in the Sky to see a big firey meteor plunging toward the earth and saying "Boy, that sure is going to screw those other guys, I'm glad it won't effect me..roar."

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    2. Re:Who Cares About Networks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, man, why are you watching Cowboy Bebop on cable? The show is over and done with, and except for the movie, the DVDs are all available in the US uncut. Given the number of episode (26? 6 DVDs anyway), I'd say buy the disks and dump the channel.

  80. Cablevision allows this by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2

    I live in Westchester County, NY, a suburb of NYC. We recently moved from one Cablevision area to another, and lost some favorite channels from the standard lineup. I called Cablevision, and they added each channel I wanted for about 75 cents per month. Not bad!

    Although it sucks that we get fewer channels now for a higher price (even before adding the 75 cents) than we did in our old area.

  81. What are we coming to? by PygmyTrojan · · Score: 1

    Now the posters don't even read the stories.

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  82. Re:I JUST CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY and they said no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for pointing out something we all already know, fucknut. Hey jackass, try reading the article next time!

  83. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by rikkards · · Score: 1

    Animeal?

    Is that a cross between Animal Planet and the cooking show? Next up on Animeal how to make a California Condor Omelette!

    Please note this is supposed to be a joke (maybe not a good one but humour nevertheless)

  84. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    Actually, in the case of AOL/TW, you are required to have digital cable in order to have HBO, because they simply don't offer HBO on their analog cable.

    BS! In Columbus, OH where I live, if your on Time Warner, if your on BASIC service (which is Analog) you can get 3 channels of HBO for price of one. For Digital subscribers, you can get 14 HBO's for the price of one. Doesn't do me any good cuz I'd never watch HBO any way.

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  85. That's why it won't work by siskbc · · Score: 2

    See, the thing is that they have enough bandwidth now to deliver 500 channels. So their business is getting like $50 a month from each subscriber. Once they have the bandwidth, giving you 500 channels isn't much more expensive (if at all) than giving you 3. They are not going to give a discount simply because they don't *get* a discount in terms of reduced expenses by providing fewer channels.

    The only way it would make sense for them is market segmentation. In other words, if some new pricing scheme made them more money than it lost (in terms of full subscribers switching down), then they'll do it. This is why they offer a really shitty basic cable - they want it to be just better than a rooftop antenna, but limited enough that it makes you want premium.

    So no, there is no system under which we all end up paying less for cable than we are now.

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  86. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by SLiK812 · · Score: 1

    I dunno where you live, but I'm in NY. I have TW Cable, and they allow MSN, AOL, and Earthlink as ISPs over their cable modem service, in addition to their Roadrunner service. I pay $42/mo. for the cable modem service, and have no cable tv. I also got the modem for free for the life of my subscription, installation was free and the first month free too. I'm pretty pleased. My coworkers and I think that because of the AOL TW merger, one of the stipulations was the opening of their cable lines to other ISPs. It's definitly saved me a lot of money.

  87. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by bhsx · · Score: 2

    Actually, I believe that the $44 vs the $89 is to combat cable piracy. It was discovered a while back (prolly been exploited for a couple years now) that all you need to do is splice the cable to your modem, just as you would to split signals between tv sets, and viola... free cable TV. So, if you don't get cable tv from us, we're going to charge you for it anyway. That way, we don't care if you're splitting it off for free TV.

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  88. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first thing that sprang to my mind was:

    Excellent! Now I have a new term to use when speaking with militant Vegans.

  89. Big Dish has had this for years by Adrenochrome · · Score: 1

    The Weather Channel is like $5 a year.
    HBO is about $150

    http://www.cssnps.com/
    Pick and choose what channels you want, and even who you want to buy them from.

    Of course, you have to have this giant mobile birdbath on your roof.

    1. Re:Big Dish has had this for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I currently have DirecTV, and I'd love to switch to NPS's a-la-carte menu... unfortunately they don't seem to have FNC and C-SPAN (/me news junkie,) plus it looks like the movie channel packages are single-channel or dual east-west only... can you confirm this? With DirecTV's HBO and Starz packages ($22/mo extra for both) I get 25 movie channels, not 2 or 4... e.g. HBO1, HBO2, HBOS, HBOW, HB2W, STZE, STZW, ST2E, ST2W, ENCE, ENCW, Enc. Action, Enc. True, Enc. Western, IFC, Sundance, etc...

  90. Re:You're not married are you? Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An interesting article on some of the happenings on this show: (maybe the article the poster was talking about).

    http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/story.cg?sh ow =87&story=4068

  91. Not fair? by nuggz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think it would be unfair for Speedvision to not subsidise GolfTV.

    Actually I think it is unfair that a Speedvision viewer would have to subsidize GolfTV.

  92. IT's all abput perception by geekoid · · Score: 2

    My box lets me hide the channels That are not watched in my home.

    That means whe I surf I only surf the channels I watch.

    so take the 30 dollars divide that by the 20 channels that are watched. that means I'm paying 1.5 dollars per channel PLUS I get a bunch of "preview" channels of other shows, in case I want to see what my other options are.

    In short, just filter the channel you don't watch then see how much per channel you enjoy that you are paying. Probably getting a better deal then if you bought the channel individually.

    OTOH, thats not what the article was about, it was about not having to buy a premium package just to get HBO/Showtime.

    see, I did read the article ;)

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  93. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by EllisDees · · Score: 1

    Where is that? In our area, you can get RoadRunner for 44.95 if you have basic cable also, or 49.95 if you don't.

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  94. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by SLiK812 · · Score: 1

    You should read it again:
    "New York City fans of HBO's Sex & The City who could care less about the 20 or more channels that must be bought to get that particular premium service could slash their monthly cable bill from $56 to about $31. The smaller fee would get HBO and the major TV networks."

    As I recall the major TV networks is not part of the basic package, and has been a required provision of the cable company since time long gone.

    MTV not being lumped in as a standalone is because Viacom offers Showtime, MTV, VH1, and Nickleodeon together to the cable companies, so the companies, in turn, must offer it to subscribers. The Discovery channels would probably do the same with Discovery, TLC, and Animal Planet.

    I wouldn't be surprised about the rental of a cable box though...

  95. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's quit enough out of you!

  96. But not a bad idea... by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1
    I worked in cable for a few months a few months ago, and Parent is right - All those channels you think are crap, someone loves. I can't tell you how many people switched from my employer to Comcast because they carried "SoapNet". SOAPNET!! Jeez. But plenty of people hated Speedvision & others.

    Anyway, the "basic" channels, cable is required to carry. It's usally the local channels, but the price for them is generally in the $10 range. While it would be a challenge to broadcast them individually, that's why we have smart boxes on the downstream side. They can group the "extra" music channels (M2, VH1 Classic, etc, etc), the "lifestyle" channels (TechTV, others), "extra" sports channels (ESPN Classic, etc). What's the huge problem with configuring it to block individual channels? Probably software, and they're too lazy and/or cheap to offer that service. Charge for basic, then $5 to choose 5 channels from any of the remaining however many. Want 5 more channels? $5 more bucks. And don't forget the $5 "rental" fee for each receiver.

    It's at least somewhat of a solution. No choice for basic, but choice above that.

  97. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Danse · · Score: 1

    I thought that's why they put filters on the cable going into the house or building. To prevent you from getting service that you haven't paid for.

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  98. Shania Twain Chanel by RatBastard · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want the Shania Twain chanel. Muted, of course.

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  99. We've had this for years by Rushmore · · Score: 2, Informative

    The local cable company here in Canada charges us 10.00/month for the digital cable box which we bought from them for 129.00 so we don't even pay that. They have this thing that's 20.00 for 20 channels, plus 1.50 or so for every other channel you want. You also have to pay 8.95/month for a basic set of 50 some odd channels.

  100. all porn, all the time by Cheeze · · Score: 2

    Why is it that I can't just buy the porn channel and a few others? sure, I get about 15 religious and infomercial stations that I never watch (but end up paying for), but what I really want is the ability to only view what I asked for. If I wanted the latino HBO, I would have bought it. Since I get it, and I have to purchase 5 HBOs all together for one price, I end up paying extra for something I don't use. I think a la carte pricing is on its way, and not a moment too soon. The only reason cable companies would not want this is because they are subsidized by the extra crap.

    What if the internet was this way and you had to pay to view other web pages that you were not interested in just to get to the few that you actually want to see? Oh wait, NetZero and Juno couldn't give that away. the only difference I see is the cable companies don't have to compete for local market share (can you say monopoly?).

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  101. We can here... by wiswaud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Quebec with Videotron at least, digital tv has packages, but can be bought a-la-carte. You do need to get a base package which includes a few channels (like all on-air stations), but that's about CAN$10. You then have to choice to buy any channels you want. Most cost, if i remember correctly, CAN$1.50, but things like Playboy will cost you more.
    I found i still preferred to get a big package, though, just because i like to have lots of channels around. But someone who only wants the essential plus HBO wouldn't have to buy a package.

  102. Same as gas stations... by Gruneun · · Score: 2

    It's illegal to charge someone more for using a credit card. It doesn't stop one of the local gas stations from giving me a "discount" for using cash.

    I imagine they will charge a crazy amount for individual channels, but then give a "discount" for multiple channels. I may get 10 channels for $40 now, but if I ask, they'll probably charge $10 each and then bundle the 10 for $40.

    My cable company, Adelphia, is made up of a bunch of weasels (some of whom are now headed to jail for dipping into the profits for personal use) always looking to screw people. Where there's a weasel, there's a way.

    1. Re:Same as gas stations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's illegal to charge someone more for using a credit card. It doesn't stop one of the local gas stations from giving me a "discount" for using cash."

      Its against the rules to charge for using a credit card over other forms of payment like a check. However, it is ok to give a cash discount over other forms of payment such as a credit card AND checks.

  103. Here is a link to and copy of the actual reg by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Informative
    I hate it when articles don't refer to the regulation being discussed. As far as I can tell, the article is discussing 47 C.F.R. 76.921, which you can find by entering a search at FindLaw. A direct link is available from the Legal Information Institute, though this link appears to be slow.

    Because the link is slow, here is the text of that rule:

    Sec. 76.921 Buy-through of other tiers prohibited.

    (a) No cable system operator, other than an operator subject to effective competition, may require the subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier as a condition of subscription to video programming offered on a per channel or per program charge basis. A cable operator may, however, require the subscription to one or more tiers of cable programming services as a condition of access to one or more tiers of cable programming services.

    (b) A cable operator not subject to effective competition may not discriminate between subscribers to the basic service tier and other subscribers with regard to the rates charged for video programming offered on a per-channel or per-program charge basis.

    (c) With respect to cable systems not subject to effective competition, prior to October 5, 2002, the provisions of paragraph (a) of this section shall not apply to any cable system that lacks the capacity to offer basic service and all programming distributed on a per channel or per program basis without also providing other intermediate tiers of service:

    (1) By controlling subscriber access to nonbasic channels of service through addressable equipment electronically controlled from a central control point; or

    (2) Through the installation, noninstallation, or removal of frequency filters (traps) at the premises of subscribers without other alteration in system configuration or design and without causing degradation in the technical quality of service provided.

    (d) With respect to cable systems not subject to effective competition, any retiering of channels or services that is not undertaken in order to accomplish legitimate regulatory, technical, or customer service objectives and that is intended to frustrate or has the effect of frustrating compliance with paragraphs (a) through (c) of this section is prohibited.

    [62 FR 6495, Feb. 12, 1997]

    1. Re:Here is a link to and copy of the actual reg by halldav3 · · Score: 1

      One small problem with this ... my cable company doesn't offer individual premium channels. You want HBO, you get 6 HBOs. Skinemax? As long as 5 will do. Under this scenario, getting HBO could be considered a 'tier' and is therefore exempt since, "A cable operator may, however, require the subscription to one or more tiers of cable programming services as a condition of access to one or more tiers of cable programming services." Pretty slick to take one channel's worth of programming, spread it across six and give the middle finger to the FCC and the consumer ... bastards.

  104. dishnetwork by ProfBooty · · Score: 2

    Dishnetwork is offering a deal right now for 80 bucks for the dish 500 and reciever only. You have to sign up for a year of international programming though.

    Want to know the funny thing? NHK's feed is free to air to the rest of the world via c-band sattelite. Actually according to charts (you can find them on NHK's web page) it shows that you can recieve NHK via c-band, but requires one of those 6 foot dishes.

    I'd like to get TVJapan myself, since my speaking ability has degraded since my time in college there, but my house is surrounded by high trees so I don't have line of sight.

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  105. Showtime is a premium channel. by bhsx · · Score: 2

    One of the side effects of this is that plenty of cable television networks will not survive. Eventually the cable companies will be able to weed out the networks that do nothing to increase their viewer base and just suck up money. Comedy Central will make a much bigger cut of the cable money pie, as will Food Network(I'm guessing here, but I love it), CNN, Lifetime(unfortunately) and a few others (I'll leave the readers to fill-in their own blanks). At the same time those bandwidth/money sucking networks would get a smaller and smaller piece.
    My point is: Showtime is a premium pay movie channel... OF COURSE they want bigger [market] penetration. It means more money for them. They are a business. It's tantamount to Ford saying "We hope our dealers use whatever tools are at their disposal to sell more cars."

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  106. Talked with comcast. by GiMP · · Score: 2

    I just spoke to a comcast representative and he told me that I can get HBO with basic service.. BUT I would have to get both the 'standard' and 'digital' packages to get HBO2, HBO-west, etc (which are included in the price of the single HBO but inaccessable without the digital reciever)

    I can't find any information about this law anywhere. I'm going to contact the FCC and find out more :)

    1. Re:Talked with comcast. by mkraft · · Score: 1

      This will work until Comcast moves all their channels to digital in 2004. Then you'll need to get digital cable for every channel.

  107. What Time Warner will say by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Your call is important to us, please hold"

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  108. cable choice...anyone have the act citation by jimf42 · · Score: 1

    Anyone have the specific details on where the new rule can be found. My cable company disclaims all knowledge of the rule and will not offer individual channels? I tried a federal register search online with no results.

  109. Yeah, -1 Offtopic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  110. I don't have a TV you insensitive clod! by hbmartin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And I'm proud of that! I just can't believe anybody even watches TV anymore. I mean, you can all your movies, shows, MTV, whatever from gnutella and all your news from news.google.com. Let's leave last-gen tech behind. way behind.

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  111. This might actually be BAD by rnd() · · Score: 2

    Suppose every channel were considered a "premium" channel and people had to subscribe to each one individually. Some channels would go up in price, such as MTV, CNN, etc., and some would go down in price: CourtTV, etc.

    I think the end result would be that some channels would make enough money to be sustainable. I would expect that most of the less popular channels would only be available in major markets (such as large urban centers with lots of subscribers).

    The "packaging" that has existed in Cable TV has allowed some of the smaller networks/channels to exist even though they only have a niche audience. Yes, everybody pays a little extra, but the diversity of programming is pretty high.

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    1. Re:This might actually be BAD by WetCat · · Score: 1

      Err, WHAT?
      Do you think I want all that CRAP that is in
      that "PACKAGES"?!!!
      I do not want to subsidize "home shopping network",
      "Spanish network","Local PBS",some stupid "Sport channels"
      (I do not WATCH sports...).
      If there is no viewers for the channel - it shall die.
      Or be VERY cheap.

  112. On the contrary by sulli · · Score: 1

    I'm not married, but I'm pretty sure my sweetie would kill me if I turned on Lifetime.

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  113. Read the law by eswierk · · Score: 2, Informative
    The article refers to a provision of the Cable Television Consumer Protection and Competition Act of 1992 that did not fully take effect until October 2002.

    Contrary to what the Slashdot article implies, the provision regulates only "video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis," (e.g. HBO or pay-per-view) not channels like MTV that are offered only as part of a package. Also, it is not clear whether it would apply to an HBO 1+2+3 "package" since technically these are not offered on a per channel basis.

    However, for channels that do fall under this provision, the operator is prohibited from discriminating against customers who subscribe only to the rock-bottom basic package, so they must be able to get HBO for $5/month if customers on the super-ultra package can.

  114. Lifetime only package by sprintkayak · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bought cable internet without cable television but decided to try it anyway to see if it had been left unblocked. The ONLY chanel I get is Lifetime. It must be a cruel joke.

    1. Re:Lifetime only package by racermd · · Score: 1

      You get today's pity prize. Some of us are lucky enough to get the local channels plus CNN. *Only* Lifetime? Ignore the box and read a good sci-fi novel.

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  115. Re:Stephen King by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on, "There weren't any more details."? Get with it, lameass! If you're gonna post this s*it every day with a new modus operandi, you can't wuss out suddenly. Get with it, sucka, and give me some gory details!

    I tell ya'll, the quality of trolling these days is going right downhill.

    I blame AOL.

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  116. The law itself by Sogol · · Score: 2

    It's part of the 1992 cable Act: Section 623(b)(8) of the Communications Act of 1934, as amended. Volume 47 of the US Code Section 543(b)(8).
    You can find it online at
    http://uscode.house.gov/usc.htm
    using the above information.

  117. Now I know why.... by cscibri · · Score: 1

    I have often said to myself and others... "With so many channels, why is there never a show on worth watching? One would think the cable companies would try to improve their programming, to bring in more customers..." Now I know why there is never anything on: The cable company does not care about the quality of those many channels... they are just filler so the customer has to pay more for the premium channels.

  118. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Mikeytsi · · Score: 1

    Who do you get your IP addresses from? If it's a TW IP address, TW is your ISP. Just because you're using TW's service to connect to another ISP, doesn't mean that TW is not your ISP.

    And no, TW does NOT have to open the cable lines to other ISP's. If that were the case, your bill would come from JUST MSN, AOL (which is now part of TW, dipshit), and Earthlink. TW would not be mentioned on the bill.

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  119. Why is this a law? by Joey7F · · Score: 2

    I might answer my own question but could it be that back in the early 90s cable systems had a monopoly and you could not satellite (easily).

    If you go into a grocery store, you can't buy 3 cans out of a sixpack. It seems they have the right, barring extenuating circumstances, to sell just one package, with everything, or sell every channel individually.

    If lots of people don't want the channels some one will offer a specialized ala carte plan.

    And because I have karma to burn...

    The free market should work this out

    --Joey

    1. Re:Why is this a law? by ainsoph · · Score: 2



      If you go into a grocery store, you can't buy 3 cans out of a sixpack.

      I dont know where you live, but everywhere I have lived you could do this. People buy single beers outta six packs all the time.

    2. Re:Why is this a law? by Sloppy · · Score: 2
      That's always my first reaction too. Keep the damned pinkos from messing with a private deal between a business and a customer! Damn commie bas--

      --Then someone usually jumps in and bitchslaps some sense into me, explaining that:

      • Most cable companies do have government-created monopolies on cable itself, even if not a monopoly on TV in general. (i.e. your city probably has a franchise agreement with your cable company that prevents another cable companies from competing)
      • The cable itself got put there due to the monopoly, so is, to some extent, a public resource
      So there's a reason for all this regulation. The way out is for local governments to stop making these franchise agreements. There can't be a free market (and therefore deregulation to go with it) until we stop treating wires as an important utility rather than an optional fluffy service.

      And thanks to the Internet, I don't see society going that way -- if anything, we're going to go more commie. Also, I can't really imagine local governments' citizens valuing freedom more than the franchise fees. I mean, if your city is getting a million dollars per year from the cable company, do you think the mayor is going to give it up and raise property taxes instead?

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    3. Re:Why is this a law? by Joey7F · · Score: 2

      While Cable companies have a monopoly on cable, satellite TV is available.

      Whereas with the power company, we can't get electricity any other way.

      If their was no alternative, I would support it 100%.

      --Joey

  120. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by extra88 · · Score: 2
    In Rochester, NY it's $44.95 for RoadRunner only or $39.95 with a Standard cable package (not the really cheap cable package which only has broadcast channels plus public access).

    Last year they also had everyone trade in their analog cable boxes for digital cable boxes (no change in fees related to that). Having a digital cable box doesn't mean you have their "digital cable" service, only that you *can* get digital services. If you have the Standard service, some of the channels are digital (you can tell by the MPEG artifacts). This page lists the available channels and what category they're in. I have Standard plus the HBO pack, which is a Digital Premium item.

    AOL/TW's cable business is kind of run like a franchise so there can be substantial differences between regions when it comes to prices, channels and services both for cable and RoadRunner.

  121. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Mikeytsi · · Score: 1

    Doesn't work if you have Cable modem. They can filter all or nothing. Actually, it's not even really a filter, it's something they screw on that prevents the cable from making contact.

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  122. These things get bundled for a reason. by Martin+S. · · Score: 3, Funny

    These things get bundled for a reason.

    As a welfare programme for arts graduates ?

  123. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by jhoffoss · · Score: 2

    Actually, if the cable is installed right, a filter blocking the analog signal is placed on your line at the pole/little green box before the line enters your home. But those don't take all that much to remove and the worst that would happen if you did remove it and they caught you, and this happend several times, is they'd come up to the house and tell you to stop taking it off.

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  124. Cable Modem by AsnFkr · · Score: 1

    Now if I could just get cable modem service without paying for basic Cable TV service, I'd be thrilled to death. I have Direct TV, i dont even hook up the stupid cable line to my TV.

    1. Re:Cable Modem by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Cox communications allows users to subscribe only to cable modem.

    2. Re:Cable Modem by tylernt · · Score: 1

      It's not so great. Based on cableOne's scheme, I'm only saving $5/mo to have internet-only cable service. I bet I'm the only person that does this.

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  125. Re:I JUST CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY and they said no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also called Cox San Diego, and the friendly, knowledgeable rep told me no way; "I've worked here 2.5 years." He also said his manager and all the San Diego staff would say the same. I did get out of him that if I send an email (did it) through the corporate website, the corp people will read it (ie not go to San Diego). So, someone at Cox HQ "just got mail". ;(
    I used the terms "Pick and Choose", "Basic" plus a few "Premium Channels". He understood and we skipped the pat response package nonsense (I don't have cable).
    PS I still have to avert my eyes when /. talks about Star Gate (regular tele is 1 season behind - go Daniel Jackson!).

  126. Big Dish Satellite by lostchicken · · Score: 2

    This type of A La Carte programming has been available on TVRO (big-dish satellite) for a long time now. It's very, very cheap.

    TVRO is a great way to get quite a number of channels, and many you can't get anywhere else. The only thing you can't get with it is local stuff, and you can get that over the air for free. TVRO isn't dead yet.

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  127. MOD PARENT UP AS FUNNY (HAH-HAH) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please

  128. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by extra88 · · Score: 2

    This stuff varies between TW regions but around Rochester, NY AOL/TW advertises that you can choose different ISPs. I use RoadRunner so naturally it's on my cable bill and I don't know how the other ISPs handle the billing or who doles out the IPs. The other ISPs *do* handle the technical support so I'd say that's a strong argument for them being your ISP. Handing out IPs is one thing ISPs do but it's not the only thing.

  129. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Surak · · Score: 2

    I'm in Detroit. I've had TW cable for many years. They may allow you to CONNECT to other ISPs (actually you can do that with ANY ISP since they're all on the Internet, duh), but as far as MSN or Earthlink being your ISP, are you paying money to TW, or are you paying money to MSN or Earthlink?

    As for the pricing, I have found that pricing can be different from franchise to franchise.

  130. Re:Stephen King by SledgeHBK · · Score: 1

    I saw this posted in another thread. I thought it was funny. Oh well.

  131. OT: wetwang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about Wetwang?

    1. Re:OT: wetwang by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Ok, ok, ok. Those are all funny and all but still have NOTHING on Wiskey Dick. I mean give me a break, pee-pee, wang, dong cock, etc are just penis words. Wiskey Dick means something. It means I combined at least 3 excesses and lost.

  132. I think you've got it wrong... by C0deM0nkey · · Score: 2, Informative
    The article does not talk about any of those channels -- it seems the gist of the article is that: if you want a movie channel (Showtime, Starz, HBO, etc.) you do not have to purchase the "basic", "expanded", whatever, package in order to satisfy some sort of pre-requisite before you are allowed to purchase a Premium Movie Channel.

    I think you've got it wrong -- it sounds like you'll still get forced to buy the complete "expanded" package if you want ANY of the channels in it.

    1. Re:I think you've got it wrong... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      The article does not talk about any of those channels -- it seems the gist of the article is that: if you want a movie channel (Showtime, Starz, HBO, etc.) you do not have to purchase the "basic", "expanded", whatever, package

      But what prevents Sci-Fi, et al from making themselves available as "premium" channels?

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    2. Re:I think you've got it wrong... by C0deM0nkey · · Score: 1
      But what prevents Sci-Fi, et al from making themselves available as "premium" channels?

      Come on now! There's obviously nothing preventing any channel from making themselves available as a "premium" channel...other than the unwillingness of cable providers to pick them up and treat them like premium channels. Regardless, that is neither how it is done today nor is it how it has been done in the past (TTBOMK).

      If Cox, TWC, Cable-Company-In-Your-Area wants to offer it as a premium channel they could....given other discussions in this thread, I'd say it is highly unlikely that it will ever happen.

  133. After some searching.... by Janthkin · · Score: 2

    The "1992 Cable Act" is actually the "Cable Television Consumer Protection and Competition Act of 1992". It is public law PL 102-385, October 5, 1992, 106 Stat 1460.

    Mostly it affects 47 USC. See 47 USC, sections 609, 521, 522, 543, 534, 535, 325, 541, 555, 552, 532, 531, 558, 533, 536, 537, 542, 544, 544a, 546, 548, 551, 553, 554, 334, 555, 555a, 335, and 521.

    US Code may be viewed at The Government Printing Office (www.access.gpo.gov).

  134. does free spech trump full disclosure? by catalina · · Score: 1
    Interesting comment from the FCC spokesdroid.
    A spokeswoman for the Federal Communications Commission says the agency can't require cable operators to advertise the new option because that would violate the constitutional right to free speech.


    Is this an out to escape any FTC requirement for full disclosure?

    It would seem that, although a company is not required to disclose this, word-of-mouth or other publicity should get the word out fairly quickly.
    Then I could just go to another cable company who DOES offer this option....Oh, wait a minute...
  135. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you know that big fucking satellite dish you got? It's an antenna. You know how you can get the local channels? Another antenna! Moron. Put up a stupid UHF/VHF antenna idiot.

  136. Re:tech tv? Max Headroom reruns are there! by mbcbvn · · Score: 1

    Don't like what's on TechTV? Do something about it.
    Don't bother flaming me about the grammar - it's not my petition.

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  137. The problem is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No cable system carries all the cable channels. The only valuable system would be: "Here are ALL cable channels. They range in price from $1 to $4 each. Pick as many as you like" (and are willing to pay for).

    Anything less sucks big time.

    Could I time-slice? One 'channel' with programs from different channels. Tivo on the back end?

    Thousands of movies when I want them?

    Not util they (or someone else) learn to "manage abundance rather than ration scarcity"

  138. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by dknj · · Score: 2

    Yeah - I have satellite and only need the local channels from cable - yet I would have to subscribe to a package of like 30 channels and rent a box from them in order to get the local channels.

    Last I checked satellite != cable. Unless you're just posting an offtopic message...

    -dk

  139. A Summary of the Section the article talks about by docwhat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is a summary of the part of the
    Cable Television Consumer Protection and Competition Act of 1992 that is being refered to:

    Prohibits (with exceptions) a cable operator from: (1) requiring the subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier as a condition of access to cable programming offered on a per channel or per program basis; or (2) discriminating between subscribers to the basic service tier and other subscribers with respect to rates charged for video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis.

    Gotten from: http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d102:SN000 12:@@@L&summ2=m&|TOM:/bss/d102query.html|

    So, it says that if a channel is offered alone, then the cable company cannot say must buy something else first. However, in the case of (for example) the Home And Garden channel, they don't sell it alone, so you cannot buy it alone.

    Cable Companies have actually been doing this for a while, but you have to ask explicitly for it. Even (on occassion) forcing the sales person to talk to their manager.

    I would love to buy channels ala cart, though.

    Ciao!

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  140. Request for Information by ek_adam · · Score: 2

    Could someone please find the reference for that rule? I can't walk down to AT&T Broadband and say that some little known rule mentioned in the newspaper says they have to offer me the SciFi channel and The Learning Channel for less than the full Bronze Package Price.

  141. Rogers has had this for some time... by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

    I have about 50 digital channels to choose from. There is no mandatory package, you just choose the ones you want. A great system with only one problem, a problem which affects all watchers of television:

    The majority of the new digital channels are crap.

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  142. hey check this out guys!!! by EduardoLeonidas · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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  143. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

    They can still require you to get basic service and even make you rent a digital box.

    How else do you expect to tune in digital channels? I have yet to see a TV with a built in digital tuner. I believe the point is that to get certain premium channels, you must purchase packages of channels, not individual channels.

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  144. Dish Network already does this by Phreakiture · · Score: 2, Informative

    For a very large part, Dish Network already does this. They have an service called "Dish Picks" where you select any channels you like at $1.50/month*channel with a $5.00/month minimum. You can also add this service to any other tiered service, forgoing the $5/month minimum (I get two channels this way, in addition to the 150-channel tier).

    Not every channel is available a la carte, though, because some content providers (notably Viacomm) won't permit their channels to be broken up this way.

    Also, some channels are lumped into subpackages that can be ordered alone. Only want HBO? You can do that. Same for Cinemax. Want just the five "superstations?" Sure! $5/month gives you all five of them.

    The factor that has been constraining the cable companies on this front is that the content on their analog cable systems is fundamentally unencrypted. It takes the combination of encryption plus an addressable box in order to implement channels a la carte. Otherwise, the filters and traps needed to make it work would be a nightmare!

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  145. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by markb · · Score: 1

    Where is that? In our area, you can get RoadRunner for 44.95 if you have basic cable also, or 49.95 if you don't.

    That's the way it used to be here in San Diego. Now it's 44.95 for everyone, and they also stopped charging the strange cable taxes to broadband-only subscribers.

  146. cable tv can be made competitive. Idiots...... by zymano · · Score: 0

    Government idiots don't want it to be since they are in Time Warners pockets. Just licence out the frequencies to individual companies just like the radio spectrum is.

  147. Why is this news? by FleshWound · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been able to do this since cable was first introduced in my area (c.1982). It's not only OLD news (probably the oldest ever posted on Slashdot), but it's hardly newworthy to begin with, since it's not financially practical to purchase your channels a la carte unless you only want one. After that, it usually ends up costing more than it would to just buy the package that includes whatever channels you want.

  148. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How else do you expect to tune in digital channels? I have yet to see a TV with a built in digital tuner.

    He means they don't have to offer analog versions of premium channels, dimwit.

  149. But... Pay-Per-View?` by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2

    Can I do this Pay-Per-View style? I'd love to buy per-channel, but can I, in the middle of the month, see something I want to watch//maybe forgot about, and buy that channel for the rest of the month? What about only buying a peice of a channel? I only watch Comedy Central for The Daily Show. If people could buy "season tickets" from their cable provider, instead of from a TiVo, how would that effect the way TV is made?

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  150. What we all really want... by Spittoon · · Score: 1

    ...is to pay a reasonable price for the shows we want to watch, without commercials. Screw the channels and the commercials.

  151. AT&T Digital Does this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I called and talked to 4 people before anyone knew what I was talking about (supervisor did). But he said that I could only buy ala-cart if I purchased the "Standard" package, which is $37.50/month and already includes the channels I'd want (Sci-Fi and Comedy Central).

    He said if I only get the "Basic Basic" package, which is broadcast channels and a bunch of foreign shite ($12.44/mo) then I can't add anything.

    Aww well. I guess I'll just keep paying for my broadband and leeching the basic cable for free.

  152. mmm condors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno I laughed pretty hard.

  153. Bad Reporting by Speljamr · · Score: 1

    This article was a case of bad reporting. It mentions that this is mandated by a federal ruling, but does not bother to give any good references to the ruling so I can read it myself.

  154. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not sure what your point here is. MTV is NOT a major TV network. Major TV networks would be FOX, CBS, NBC, ABC, maybe even UPN, etc. The basic cable package does include these, it's the second teir which includes MTV, CMT, TLC, Discovery, etc. and must be purchased to get HBO, Cinemax, etc. according to cable company's pricing plans. The big deal is that you can get any Premium channel or Pay Per View channel with only basic cable and not having to get the second teir, so you can't have basic cable and call them up and ask for MTV. They won't give it to you. They will, however, give you HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, etc. if you ask, but only if you know to ask b/c they aren't advertising that option.

    MTV is no more a major network than Comedy Central or Animal Planet. Major networks are channels which are in nearly every area on a local level (my fox is different than your fox b/c we have different news and weather, etc.).

  155. Why no education package? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    I'd like to be able to select a kids package (Nick, Disney, & Cartoon Network maybe?) and an education package (Discovery, TLC, History channel, Animal Planet, etc) but I've yet to live somewhere that this was possible. Typically these channels are spread throughout 3 or 4 packages with mostly channels I don't want. At least most digital systems I've tried elt you block out the channels you don't want to see but it's still really stupid to pay for them. A friend that works for a cable company tells me they only pay $.50/month per subscriber per channel. They need some competition so we could see special pricing for custom packages.

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  156. They took mine off for me by vanguard · · Score: 2

    I was having trouble with my modem (really, I was). I called support and they ran a test. They said my signal was weak and that they would send a guy out.

    They next day I went from the 13 channels I was supposed to have to getting all of my channels back (50 of them?). The only trouble is that I can't get HBO or digital cable without paying full price and I'm too cheap for that.

    If somebody wants more channels, maybe this will work for them?

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  157. Who's in charge here? by cmallinson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm going to put on a flame retardent suit before saying this but...

    Cable companies should be able to sell you whatever they want, and whatever makes them money. There are alternatives, and if you don't like their packages, get a dish.

    I can't buy just pages 15 through 24 of Time magazine.

    1. Re:Who's in charge here? by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
      The point, for all you *hole libertarians out there, is that there is apparently a law that says they must sell you something other than "whatever they want".

      Hello?

      Have you been paying any attention to this topic?

      A flame "retardent" (sic) suit won't protect you from your own stupidity.

      t_t_b

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    2. Re:Who's in charge here? by cmallinson · · Score: 1
      The point, for all you *hole libertarians out there, is that there is apparently a law that says they must sell you something other than "whatever they want".

      First of all, I am very sorry my spelling offended you. Please accept my most sincere regrets.

      I was not in the least bit "off-topic". My point is that there should not be a law that they must sell you something other than "whatever they want". Having a problem with one law does not make one a libertarian, much less an *hole.

    3. Re:Who's in charge here? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Cable companies should be able to sell you whatever they want, and whatever makes them money.

      Sounds fine, as long as they have potential competition, and pay me a fee for running that line that goes across my yard to my neighbor's house. What's that? They don't? Well then...

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  158. Huh huh... by micro_SUXX · · Score: 1

    ...he said, "Penetration", huh huh...

  159. MTV Makes Me Want to Smoke Crack by Kargan · · Score: 1

    MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
    Fall out of the window
    And I'm never comin back
    MTV makes me wanna get high
    Can't get a ride no matter how I try
    And everything's perfect
    And everything's bright
    And everyone's perky
    And everyone's uptight
    I watch those videos
    I watch 'em all day........
    And I plug 'em in my eyeballs--
    Hey Hey
    And the colors are nice
    And the pictures are nice
    And the girls are nice
    Everything's so nice
    MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
    Fall out of the window
    And I'm never comin back
    MTV makes me wanna get high
    Can't get a ride, can't get a ride
    Can't get a ride, can't get a ride

    Well I work at the video store Makin change
    And I'm countin out the pennies
    Twistin in my brains
    Condos in the distance and smog in the air
    No one in the streets and no one anywhere
    And I drink what I drink
    And I eat from a can
    And I'm standing by the microwave
    'Til I feel special
    Now I'm checkin out the furniture,
    I wanna buy a sofa
    Might buy a wheelchair
    And roll out of this town
    Yeah, and MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
    Fall out of the window
    And I'm never comin back
    MTV makes me wanna get high
    Can't get a ride, can't get a ride
    Can't get a ride, can't get a ride
    MTV makes me wanna burn flesh!
    Having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!

    -Beck

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  160. UK by Martin+S. · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What are the cable deals like for Slashdot readers outside of the US?

    Perhaps the biggest difference is that the dominant pay-tv supplier is satellite, not cable. The satellite system has practically completed the switch to digital, the cable systems are much more recent than the US <10 yo) and pretty much entirely digital. You usually get a free STB, but are committed to a min contract of 1 year and pay for services.

    The packages are similar to the older US system as described in the article, but are sorted by content type rather than supplier. i.e. Entertainment, Sport or Movie packages rather than Disney, Vista, etc. These tend to be priced at £10-£20 (15-30 $/) per package per month for ~10 channels. The exception is the premium movie channels with cost about £8-£16 (12-20 $/) each pcm, expensive but good. They do seem to take most new-release movies within a few weeks of DVD release.

    Aside from the Premium Movie Channels, the best content is available from the free-to-air BBC which is mainly distributed though both analog and digital terrestrial (UHF) transmission. They are usually also bundled with the other transmission mediums. This medium also support some national and regional advert funded, free-to-air channels of good quality.

    The new kid on the block is broadband IP-DTV, this is delivered via broadband xDSL line to a STB. It differs from cable because the network topology is star and not a ring. It supports a real return channel, dedicated bandwidth to each installation. And therfore allows true content on demand (VOD), server side PVR, and real interactive content. I guess you can call it programme level al-a-carte. Each movie is about £1.50-2.50 UKP (2-3.50 $/) for 24hours, this is about the same as a movie rental.

    I work on this (www.kitv.co.uk) IP-DTV project. There are a couple of others, Yes, and Homechoice.

  161. Can I now opt out on the Federal Copyright Feetoo? by pretentiousPPC · · Score: 1

    The other month I receive my cable bill and it says so happily, "Your next bill will reflect the addition of a $0.25 Federal Copyright Fee Millennium Digital Media pays on your behalf"

    WTF is this?? And can I now opt out of the channels that apparently having trouble with me even seeing their copyrighted material, which I thought that I am already paying to see?

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  162. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Bilestoad · · Score: 1

    Yes, for PETA members.

    (People for Eating Tasty Animals)

  163. TW Digital isn't bad for me by swb · · Score: 2

    We wanted HBO and had to upgrade to digital to get it. The classic "full basic cable" channels (below 100) are still analog, you just get them with the digital tuner box, which adds the on-screen guide.

    We've had no problems with image degradation on any of the digital channels (> 100, HBO, Showtime). Strangely enough we had pretty awful reception on some of the analog stations, but with the digital tuner box the image quality has improved noticably. I'm not sure I get that, but I can only guess they've added some extra filtering or noise rejection not found in standard TVs.

    Overall it's been a pretty good experience. I love the on-screen program guide.

  164. Re:Stephen King by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    Don't get me wrong, I liked the move towards innane causes of death for the dear Mr King, which is exactly why I lambasted the AC for wussing out and not thinking one up for today. If I have to put up with Mr Dickhead posting the same sh*t joke every day, the least he can do is keep it interesting.

    Just in case our dear AC is feeling under the weather today:

    "Mr. King was found dead today below a mountain of paper. Apparently, he was working on a new, massive manuscript when the gargantuan pile of paper tipped over onto him, cutting him several thousand times. The pile of paper must have been too large for him to move, for although obvious signs of struggle were seen, he was unable to extricate himself, and bled to death. Ironically, the story was about a mountain climber who gets trapped in an avalanche with an alien, a dog, and a little girl who can set herself on fire at will. No word as to whether the story will be published."

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  165. Too bad... by suman28 · · Score: 2

    I already get Playboy and ETC Ala Carte. I think these are also premium channels. So, this is of very little interest. I don't reall care to see movies at home. I like going outside for a change. Visit your local theatre and look at all the pretty girls you can shag!!

    1. Re:Too bad... by cmark · · Score: 1

      Could you have missed the point any more possibly?
      I mean can you grasp your right to not get fucked by a monopoly any less?

  166. Not implemented by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I called Comcast in Muncie and the person said they did not do that. Does anyone have a link to the law itself or to the FCC implemntation. I tried looking but turned up nothing.

  167. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by terrymr · · Score: 2

    Well for a start I'd need both UHF & VHF antennas as a minimum - there's still some local channels that are not available over the air right now, oh and that there's only 2 - 4 years of over the air broadcast of analog tv that all seems like a waste of time.

    Should I even point out that some of my uhf stations come from the opposite direction to the others so a directonal antenna wouldn't work and an omni is almost useless for tv reception.

  168. Why No One knows by goon+america · · Score: 3, Interesting
    A spokeswoman for the Federal Communications Commission says the agency can't require cable operators to advertise the new option because that would violate the constitutional right to free speech.

    Tell that to the cigarette companies. They are being forced to advertise the cancer-causing properties of their products -- against their right to free speech!

    For-profit companies do not have the same right to the freedom of speech as do individuals. The Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are addressed to human beings, not commercial entities. The Constitution begins with the famous phrase "We the people" and the Bill of Rights amendements all specifically designate people as the recipients of those important freedoms.

    This law will be totally ineffective unless the corporations are forced to inform their own customers about their legal rights and options when purchasing services from them. It's not such a radical idea -- there are plently of examples of this already. The FCC should stop its laissez faire approach to regulation and actually try to enforce the law for a change.

    1. Re:Why No One knows by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
      But wait!

      "...This law will be totally ineffective unless the corporations are forced to inform their own customers about their legal rights and options when purchasing services from them. It's not such a radical idea -- there are plently of examples of this already. The FCC should stop its laissez faire approach to regulation and actually try to enforce the law for a change..."

      George Bush is in the White House, and the Republicans kicked the Democrat's butts just last Tuesday in the elections.

      "Enforce the law" against a business?

      Yeah, right. See: DoJ versus Micro$oft, for starters.

      If you're a consumer in the good ol' US of A, it's time to line up, bend over, and grab your ankles.

      With the Republicans calling the shots, we're all going to be taking it up the b*tt for a long, long while...

      t_t_b

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    2. Re:Why No One knows by goon+america · · Score: 2
      Yeah, I agree, and I don't see an end in sight. I don't think the system of letting business-run-amok is sustainable in the long run, the question is how much is it going to take down with it before people change their minds.

      It's one of those pendulum things, anyway:

      Big Government --> "The government is too big and expensive. We should make it smaller." (Current view)
      Small Government --> "The government is too small and ineffective. We should make it bigger." (Previous view)

      Rinse, repeat.

    3. Re:Why No One knows by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Your kidding right? Comparing cable tv to tabacco companies? If they don't want to advertise what you can buy they don't have to. If you ask about it they shouldn't deny your right to purchase it, but they don't have to advertise it. Why should the cable company be responsible for telling you what rights you have? As a consumer the gov't should be telling you or you should be aware of what you can and cannot do on your own. Does the law as its written right now specify that the cable company has to TELL you that you can purchase stations individually or does it just say that they must ALLOW you to do it?

      Do you complain to the car company when you buy a car that they didn't offer you floor mats even though if you would bother to investigate it a little you would find out that you can purchase them separately from the other options?

    4. Re:Why No One knows by stupidnickname · · Score: 1

      Well, yes and no. Yes, it is true that revolutionary-era documents made distinctions between individuals and corporations. However, for more than a hundred years, corporations have been legal entities in their own right in the United States and elsewhere. So, for example, corporations can be named in lawsuits, and individuals can act as agents, or in the name of, a corporation. It is a legal fiction, in a sense, but corporations are indeed persons. See US Supreme Court, Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad Company, 1886. That's 118 US 394.

      Hmmmm, let's see. For a primer on this, I'd suggest Eric Foner's The Story of American Freedom. New York: Norton, 1988.

      A critical view can be found here.

      Some more citations. Sorry, it's a sickness.

      Corporate Personality in the 20th Century. Edited by ROSS GRANTHAM and CHARLES RICKETT. [Oxford: Hart Publishing. 1998.] Reviewed in the Cambridge Law Journal 58, no. 1 (1999): 222-259

      Capitalism without the Capitalist: The Joint Stock Company Share and the Emergence of the Modern Doctrine of Separate Corporate Personality. The Journal of legal history. 17, no. 1, (April 01, 1996): 41

      ARTICLES - Persons, Things and Corporations: The Corporate Personality Controversy and Comparative Corporate Governance. The American journal of comparative law. 47, no. 4, (1999): 583.

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  169. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

    Right. He said he had satellite, and wanted to get local channels from CABLE, which is what I was talking about. Since you can't get local channels on satellite in many areas, subscribing to Basic Cable is a common way to get them.

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  170. A La Carte? by danger42 · · Score: 2

    Cable TV A La Carte? You mean I can watch the History Channel in French now? I wonder if you get to see Marcel Marcel get his Maginot ass whupped by a blitzkrieg. Sacre bleu!

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  171. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm what did you say about my 'on Time Warner' and my 'on BASIC service'? You used "your" which implies posession. Perhaps you meant you're? That would make the bad comma placement a little better.

  172. Pipe Dream, They don't do this. by Tranvisor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I called Time Warner in my area and gave them my list of channels. Here's my list.

    ESPN2
    MTV2
    CNN
    Comedy Central
    Cartoon Network
    TNT
    USA
    FX
    History Channel
    The Learning Channel
    Discovery
    Animal Planet
    Sci-Fi
    National Geographic Channel

    The representative told me that I was 'wrong' and that I would have to pay $50 a month to get these, "along with over 120 additional channels". I told about the Cable Act, and she told me I was mistaken.

    So there's non-compliance with the law right there. Should I press charges ;)?

    Bastard cable companies.

  173. Just got off the phone by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I jsut got off the phone with AT&T digital cable.

    These people are criminals.

    I signed up for HBO in september - I told them that i didnt want anything but to add HBO to my existing service. I was told that there was now way that I could get HBO unless I signed up for their Silver package - at 62 per month.

    I asked what it came with and she listed all this other crap - i said that I didnt want any of that - that i just wanted HBO.

    Then I called today about this law - and the fact that I just wanted HBO - and they quoted a range of other packages that are cheaper that had HBO. The girl said that they didnt have these packages in September which is why I wasnt offered. I told her to find out. Low and behold - these packages were available in september, they dont knwo why i was told otherwise - and that no they could not change the package and give me credit back retro-active.

    the said that if you want HBo its 13.95/month + plus 12.55 for basic + 5.00 for the digital cable box rental.

    this is all bullshit. I wanted to hit them in the face with a shovel.

    In the end all i got was 10 off my bill for the next year.

    but I think Ill just cancel all together.

  174. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Mikeytsi · · Score: 1

    It's the only thing that really matters. Your ISP is the one that gives you IP's and routing, period. You can ACCESS other ISP's through it and use their networks and services, like some of my customers do, but your ISP is whomever provides the IP's and routing for your circuit.

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  175. Almost, but not quite, what I've been asking for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I originally had the cable taken out years ago because the value had dropped too low. Because of logos, which I cannot stand, I was effectively paying $49 for five channels, premiums as you might guess.

    For the last several years, when the cable marketdroids call, I ask them if I can get an absolute subscription model, that is, pay for only the channels I want, and get just those. They never could offer that, but it was interesting that they reported more people making my same complaint. One interesting thing was that the salesdroids always got confused when I told them I didn't have cable tv. Both sides assumed that I was with the competition, because I had once had TV service with each of them. They just could not grasp that I found logos so annoying that I'd do without tv entirely.

    The only reason I have cable tv now is that Comcast recently changed rates in my area so that internet only cost more than internet+minimum basic. This still raised my cost by a couple of $ a month, I think it's time to check out Wide Out West for net service.

    Until the logos are gone, TV is useless to me, and the only way I see to apply pressure is if the channels have to sell directly to me, which is what an absolute subscription model would encourage. The article, however, describes something that is just not useful to me. Hmph.

  176. Has anybody found the text of the Act? by cr0sh · · Score: 2
    Here is what I have found so far, if I find more I will post a reply to this message:

    First off, the name of the original act is called the "Cable Television Consumer Protection and Competition Act", and was passed in 1992 - it is more commonly called the "1992 Cable Act".

    Here is the FCC FAQ regarding the act...

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    1. Re:Has anybody found the text of the Act? by cr0sh · · Score: 2
      Ok, here is what I found, and it seem VERY convoluted (as law typically is). Can someone unravel this mess of spaghetti code? Anyhow, it seems to be officially introduced as The Cable Consumer Protection Act of 1983, and then ammended from there, finally becoming Public Law Number 98-549 on Oct 30, 1984 (basically, if you look at the links to "Detailed Legislative Status" on each section, there is a link to follow up the chain as it is ammended - but it stops with that public law).

      If anybody can find out where it goes from there - I can't seem to find the text. If this text could be found, then maybe we would have some kind of "backup" to let our cable operator know that we know what the law is, and not let them yank us around (it may or may not help, though)...

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    2. Re:Has anybody found the text of the Act? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Look at this post.

    3. Re:Has anybody found the text of the Act? by cr0sh · · Score: 2

      Thank you...

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  177. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That would make the bad comma placement a little better.
    Perhaps you meant "poor" instead of "bad" and "easier to understand" instead of "a little better." Your glib use of adjectives not only tires the reader, but causes confusion and misunderstanding.
  178. OK so Time Warner is not letting me add HBO...... by cmark · · Score: 1

    They say it is Digital tier only and I have basic cable.
    So they are doing this, they are breaking the law... WHAT NOW?????
    What action can we take?

  179. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by dogfart · · Score: 2
    ... the worst that would happen if you did remove it and they caught you, and this happend several times, is they'd come up to the house and tell you to stop taking it off.

    You sure the FBI won't come knocking? Not like it hasn't happened before.

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  180. They will *never* do this! by PotatoHead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They depend on the package model. This is why:

    Networks make their money by packaging and sometimes producing programming to get eyeballs. The greater the number of eyeballs, the more they can charge for ad placement. Ad placement is directly responsible for their bottom line.

    Those same eyeball numbers also give them power over the marketing of their programming as well. Valuable shows make or break many networks. The power of the eyeball gives them leverage when it comes to buying or selling program content or placement on their network.

    Right now the Cable and Sat companies basically are selling a fat pipe. Everyone gets in, but everyone also gets out as well. There are basically three tiers. Lame Basic, the basic you should have, and premium. For almost all subscribers, you have to get the first two tiers because of the sick packaging schemes.

    These two factors boost the eyeball numbers for all the networks. This plus the fact that the cable companies can localize ad placement keeps ad revenue high. The more bundling they do, the better this really is for them.

    Networks compete now on a fairly level playing field. The bundles make sure that all of the networks get their chance for air time. If people are allowed to choose the channels they want, then the barrier for entry becomes a lot higher for those less popular or specialized networks. They must work harder to generate interest. Because they are not part of the default channel line-up.

    Nobody involved in the money chain wants this. The cable companies are best served by selling as many channels as they can. The networks want their chance at your attention to come as easily and cheaply as possible and the ad agencies want to be able to target as precisely as possible.

    Per channel subscription breaks all of this. Remember the network exists to make money, not serve your interests. Nice Huh?

    Bundles help smooth revenue also. The best thing you can do for your entertainment provider is to subscribe at the top tier, get your occasional bonus pay per view and never ever call them. Wall Street likes nice smooth growth and month over month revenue.

    This makes their revenue model very simple. Basically all they really care about is the number of subscribers. Their marketing efforts are more or less directed at customer loyalty (Hey we have added more channels!), pay per view and or premium content (Catch the next lame fight @ 49.95 today!), or new subscriptions. (You get your first month free and our installers will make sure your dish and antenna don't work after we are finished!)

    The packages build a sense of value for the whole thing and they stay focused on that. Think maga channels for few dollars -vs- sign with us and get program x.

    One other very important aspect of this goes back to the eyeball number. If you have more channels than you can use, the best way to get your moneys worth is to spend a lot of time watching. You might miss something right? After all there are so many channels, there has always got to be something on.

    Packages encourage casual TV use. There is something to browse and if you browse long enough, there is something interesting.

    Per channel subscription takes a lot of that away. People would then become focused on the various networks more than they are now. The result of this would be more focused television use.

    With both of these comes less overall use because people would become more aware of the programming and when they get the most value from it. Nobody making money wants this either.

    This also would encourage more time based competition from the various networks as well.

    Personally, I feel all of these things are good. Too much aimless TV viewing is bad for all of us. The problem really is there is *zero* financial incentive to provide the sort of service that lets users exercise control of their viewing experience. It is far easier to make money when the viewer has limited choices than it is when they have more choice.

    BTW this is exactly why I quit using subscription programming. Take that money, and purchase programming on media. You can watch at your leisure, don't have to worry about recording and archiving so many things, and can trade with your friends for big savings. If you are tired of it, you can resell it for an even bigger savings.

    Just got the first three seasons of Stargate SG1. Now if I have a free hour, I can watch one of those. In the mood at 3AM and want to share an episode with a friend? Maybe it came up at dinner or work? No problem, do it anywhere you like whenever you like.

  181. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by GMontag451 · · Score: 2

    Satellite providers have to carry local channels. Call DirecTV or Dish or whoever you have to see how to get them.

  182. Re:OK so Time Warner is not letting me add HBO.... by Zed2K · · Score: 1

    You should be able to just add HBO. You wouldn't get the multiplex stations though, just normal HBO. My parents did this with just basic cable and just HBO so they could watch sopranos.

  183. What a farse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a F'n joke. I called ATT and all they would give me is the main HBO Channel for $13 a month. I too was hoping that this 1992 Cable act would allow me to order only the 10 channels that I actually watch. I am sick and tired of paying $90 a month for basic digital cable and internet access. I already download most of the shows I watch off the net and use TV as a backup. Maybe one day I can ditch TV entirely.

  184. The reason cable bills skyrocketed. by uglomera · · Score: 1

    We didn't have cable in our house until August, when me and my roommates collectively decided to get cable and split the bill. We wanted just the basic package, no digital, no HBO, just the standard channels.

    The next day Time Warner dispatched a guy who came when I was at school and installed digital cable with the full HBO package, for about double the price of what we had ordered.

    When I came home I pointed out to my roommates that the digital box was not what we ordered, and that Time Warner should fix their mistake. Then we spent the whole evening watching movies (all my roommates love The Sopranos), and I realized what was Time Warner's "mistake" all about.

    How many people out there had the same experience with your cable provider? Can you tell me a better way to actually bring digital cable into your living room? All the commercials about how great it is won't make the point until you actually see that fancy remote control and the cool menu. It's not a mistake they doubled our bill against our wish. It's the way they do business, people! Believe me, when it comes to these things, I live with 4 average John Doe's, who didn't care that they were lied in the face by the Big Company. They liked it! They could watch TV all day with all the cool movies!

    And it's not only the cable providers. Southwestern Bell forced the "premium package" phone service on my girlfriend when she was connecting the phone at her place. Her first month bill was 80 bucks! All she wanted was local service, but the aggressive salesperson wouldn't get off the phone until she had all the perks. She even had insurance that if the phone set ever breaks, SB would come and replace it for free :)

    This is a problem with the whole American consumer culture. For most people, convenience and options are more important than price, and even if some people care about the price, they would rather pay more than confront the people who lied to them. I am not talking about people like most of the /. crowd, I am talking about the people who drive a loaded $20,000 car when in reality it costs $12,000. Or the people who buy a $2300 Dell computer for their kid to play games. Or the people who must have a cell phone that costs $200 when they can get one for free.

    It's a country driven by trust and marketing. Ask anyone who was not born in the US and they would agree.

  185. A bit unclear by azaze1 · · Score: 1

    Does this apply for everything under the sun including the likes of ESPN, TNT, etc? Could I merely order 5 channels and have a $15-20/month bill? It sounded like that businessweek article was only referring to the premium stations like HBO and Showtime.

    1. Re:A bit unclear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOPE, just movie packages

    2. Re:A bit unclear by azaze1 · · Score: 1

      I feared this. Well I guess this is a step in the right direction, better than nothing. But why it only applies to premium channels escapes me. Whats right is right, and that shouldn't be specific to TV without commercials.

  186. I get 72 channels, only pay for 12 by *-mar0c-* · · Score: 1

    When I got my cable modem from Knology I also changed my cable subscription from the 72 basic channels to 12 local channels. They couldn't give me just the 12 channels and internet service since cutting off the the other 62 channels would cut off the cable modem.

    So now I get 72 channels for 12.95 plus 29.95 for the internet. They don't advertise this but they didn't tell me I couldn't cut my plan back. Finally, something that works to my advantage.

  187. Re:OK so Time Warner is not letting me add HBO.... by cmark · · Score: 1

    Nope, they say I have to upgrade to digital.

    Bastards

  188. Re:I JUST CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY and they said no by rveno1 · · Score: 1

    Actually RCN (a nearby cable provider) allows you to choose which channels you want! I beleive it costs 2-5 a channel

  189. RTFA! by geekee · · Score: 1

    You can't just pick and choose your channels according to the new govt. regulations. You are only able to get premium channels like HBO, without the most expensive set of other channels. No other system would even make sense for the govt. to force on cable providers unless the govt. started regulating the price per channel as well.

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  190. Analog Cable will NEVER be in this format. by C_Bork · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having worked for a large Canadian cable company for the last two years, I can tell you with 100% certainty that this will NEVER happen until everything is digital. The way land-based analog cable (First 60 or so channels - everything you can get without a box) currently works is through a filtering system that works like this: You order all the channels : no filters You order a bundel with packs 1 and 2 and basic: the reminaing channels (pack 3) are filtered off. You only want basic: You get all four filters. These filters are done AT YOUR HOME (Inside the Grey CSE's on the side of your houses, in a PED, or on a drop line from an antenna. Each of these filters costs about 5 bucks a piece. So that means at 60 channels, if you only choose to watch CBC, Space and MTV, they have put 57 filters costing about $285 (Cdn. Dollars). Not only is it a cost issue, but these things are pretty inaccurate and can only get a range of channels properly. So if you were selling channel by channel, odds are if you bought one channel, they would have to give you 2 or 3 channels free in order to be able to receive that one channel. Another problem is actually installing the things, working with four color coded filters is a breeze. Working with 60 different filters is going to create some problems. Anyways, there's some insite into the cable industry for ya. Until they get a digital box in every home, this will not happen.

  191. I want ONE channel - The Weather Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should only cost $2.50 a month total with tax included.

  192. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! by Alkaiser · · Score: 2

    Getting RID of it a la carte is what interests me most. Man, I remember back when they used to have music on that channel. Now if I could only reprogram the damn digital tuner so it only goes to channels I have purchased, and flipping through stuff is going to me so much faster now. I think I'd have like 20 channels tops...get rid of all the damn Spanish stations I don't watch, no more Home Shopping, or weepy women's TV...it'd be heaven.

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    1. Re:That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! by Araxen · · Score: 1

      MTV2 is the all music channel now, but sadly I'm afraid they'll just turn MTV2 in the MTVreruns and have all the retired shows playing their reruns there.

  193. Taking the next step by TrevorB · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We already have this in Canada. Out on the west coast, 31 channels were introduced on digital cable (yes, more if you're on sattelite). You can get one channel a la carte for $2/mo, 5 for $6/mo, 10 for $10/mo, and all of them for $20/mo. No, I can't yet choose to keep the older (still analog) TLC and drop Home and Garden TV, but it's a start.

    There's also a lot of selection in PPV. Movies for $5 (a bit pricey I think).

    What I'd like to see next is the ability to order specific shows on stations you don't subscribe to, for, say, $0.25 a show. All the TV listings are already there in the Digital cable box. I'd be more interested paying for shows than for channels. Take that marketing data to see if a show should stay on the air or not.

    And for the record, I've only ordered one channel from the 31.

  194. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by mlh1996 · · Score: 1
    Well, they're definition of "local" may not quite jive with yours. In western Nebraska, for instance, Denver is "local."

    Of course, nothing happens out here anyway, so who needs local channels?

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  195. RE: Trading Spaces (the evils of) by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Yeah, after watching a number of their episodes (with my wife, yes...), both of us came to the conclusion that most of their designers are hacks, and basically suck at what they do.

    We're almost always impressed with Frank's work, on the other hand. He tends to make rather "kid friendly" designs, with lots of bright colors and creativity - but for a family, that's often what you're looking for. (Once you have kids, the lava lamps, black lights, posters, and so on don't really seem appropriate anymore.)

    That oriental-looking guy seems like he usually has good ideas too, for a more "adult contemporary" look.

    There's one guy, in particular, who always seems like he decorates things in brown. It's awful, and he's probably the one who made the lady cry.... As I recall, he seemed to have a bit of an attitude problem too.

    I figured the particle board furniture wouldn't last though... If we ever let these people redo *our* place, we'd skip that completely, or just use the particle board stuff as "templates" for real replacement furniture afterwards.

  196. only for pay channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey you idiot if you read the article then you would know this only applies to pay channels such as HBO or cinemax.

  197. Great News! by Hott+of+the+World · · Score: 4, Funny

    If this thing pans out, I can cut my cable subscription from 500+ channels to 50! Think of the savings! Awesome! I could finally afford a TV to watch it on! Right Now Im just listening through my stereo, and let me tell you, Leslie Neilson should not be on the air...

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  198. Hey! Who let you out of the sun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And out of all the names from Marathon, why did you have to pick the hardest one to spell?

  199. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by Araxen · · Score: 1

    Actually they are required by law to offer only the local channels aka Basic Cable.

  200. The actual text of the law and what it means by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 4, Informative

    OK, here ya go, straight from the Gov (relevant sections only):

    CITE

    47 USC Sec.543 01/02/01

    EXPCITE

    TITLE 47 - TELEGRAPHS, TELEPHONES, AND RADIOTELEGRAPHS

    CHAPTER 5 - WIRE OR RADIO COMMUNICATION

    SUBCHAPTER V-A - CABLE COMMUNICATIONS

    Part III - Franchising and Regulation

    HEAD

    Sec. 543. Regulation of rates

    STATUTE (Partial Text)

    (7) Components of basic tier subject to rate regulation

    (A) Minimum contents

    Each cable operator of a cable system shall provide its subscribers a separately available basic service tier to which subscription is required for access to any other tier of service. Such basic service tier shall, at a minimum, consist of the following:

    (i) All signals carried in fulfillment of the requirements of sections 534 and 535 of this title.

    (ii) Any public, educational, and governmental access programming required by the franchise of the cable system to be provided to subscribers.

    (iii) Any signal of any television broadcast station that is provided by the cable operator to any subscriber, except a signal which is secondarily transmitted by a satellite carrier beyond the local service area of such station.

    (B) Permitted additions to basic tier

    A cable operator may add additional video programming signals or services to the basic service tier. Any such additional signals or services provided on the basic service tier shall be provided to subscribers at rates determined under the regulations prescribed by the Commission under this subsection.

    (8) Buy-through of other tiers prohibited

    (A) Prohibition A cable operator may not require the subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier required by paragraph (7) as a condition of access to video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis. A cable operator may not discriminate between subscribers to the basic service tier and other subscribers with regard to the rates charged for video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis.

    (B) Exception; limitation

    The prohibition in subparagraph (A) shall not apply to a cable system that, by reason of the lack of addressable converter boxes or other technological limitations, does not permit the operator to offer programming on a per channel or per program basis in the same manner required by subparagraph

    (A). This subparagraph shall not be available to any cable operator after -

    (i) the technology utilized by the cable system is modified or improved in a way that eliminates such technological limitation; or

    (ii) 10 years after October 5, 1992, subject to subparagraph (C).

    (C) Waiver: If, in any proceeding initiated at the request of any cable operator, the Commission determines that compliance with the requirements of subparagraph (A) would require the cable operator to increase its rates, the Commission may, to the extent consistent with the public interest, grant such cable operator a waiver from such requirements for such specified period as the Commission determines reasonable and appropriate.

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    Note that this the 1992 "Act" is really only a set of ammendments to the original Title 47 (Telecom act of 1934).

    The relevant portion is here:

    "A cable operator may not require the subscription to any tier other than the basic service tier required by paragraph (7) as a condition of access to video programming offered on a per channel or per program basis."

    This means that it only applies to premium and pay-per-view channels i.e. "offered on a per channel or per program basis."

    Paragraph 7 also is vague enough about the "basic" service they have to offer that AT&T (my provider) can use their "Standard" package ($37.50/mo) as the base. I called them and they said "Sure, buy the $37 standard package and we'll sell ya HBO ala carte." But he wouldn't sell me HBO on top of the $12 "Basic" package, which may or may not be legal.

    Regardless, this means diddly for me, because I couldn't care less about HBO. I just want Comedy Central and Sci-Fi with my broadcast stations.

  201. Direct TV A LA Carte, Cheap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have Direct TV and subscribe to a package they DO NOT ADVERTISE. It is $7.99 a month for DirectTV Limited(World Link, a Health channel, shopping channel, PBSU), then $1.17 for each of the 4 networks, east and west coast feeds. $6.00 for Sundance and Indpendent Film combined. $12.00 for HBO (5 channels). You can add or subtract any channel you want--a la carte.Oh yeah, $10.00 for the box.

  202. Digital Cable rocks by Mantorp · · Score: 1

    I'd gladly pay the extra 5 or 10 a month just for that preview menu thing. Browsing by category is also great. Even a week ahead!! Woot!
    Just got the video on the demand thing too so now I never have to leave the house, did Peapod go bankrupt yet?

  203. Re: Trading Spaces (the evils of) by cdrudge · · Score: 2

    Frank can be fun...but can also be a little too "feminine" if you know what I mean.
    Vern (the orinetal looking guy) does have a contempory look and feel. Usually he does something that is related to the orient or at least Feug Shui or how ever you spell it.
    The last guy you are refering is most definitely Doug.

  204. cable piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cable theft costs companies more in the interference it and disruption it costs.

    When most people pirate cable out in the pedastal it can be done in an 'unclean' way, causing lots of wierd interferences which causes issues with other peoples video, voice, and data. (I'd also like to mention these unwitting customers just think it's the 'big bad evil cable company neglecting them and purposefully screwing them out of their money.)

    Eventually the cable company gets out there and fixes everyones problems by disconnecting illegal hookups.

    Also, if some idiot splits the coax to his cable modem, he's going to be calling in and yelling at the customer service rep as to why the fuck his modem is always going offline.

    THE CABLE COMPANY CAN NOT CONTROL HOW A MODEM GETS SIGNAL IF YOU SPLIT IT!

    "But it worked fine for months!"

    It doesn't matter, you WILL have problems with this.

  205. A La Carte...Yes Trading Spaces...No excuse by Slashdot+Junky · · Score: 1

    Dear World,

    Channel a la carte...I have been waiting for years for this change, and I hope it truly is here. My cable bill is insane and is going up yet again, because they keep adding crap. I will call TWC tomorrow after I decide what channels to ax! All of the shopping channels, the golf network, the hunting channels, and religous channels will certainly have to hit the road. I will probably save $1.50 hah!

    Trading Spaces...I am actually a fan of the show and do watch it from time to time. I SUCK at creativeness, and the show has tought me a lot.

    I am not just a Slashdot Junky, I have also been a Woodshop Junky since I was young kid. Once the concept is there, I can build most anything. I just have problems with the initial design.

    The show is not new, and I don't feel sorry for any of the people who take the risk. With the exceptions of the first season at most, all of the people had probably at least seen a few episodes. I would never risk my own house to a designer.

    Interior design is art, and IMHO, art often sucks! Yes it is unfortunate when things turn bad. If these people are willing to gamble, they should be expected to accept the lost.

    Later,
    -Slashdot Junky

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  206. Canada: Telus will be trying something similar by dstone · · Score: 2

    From the Edmonton Journal last month:

    The West's largest telephone company is venturing into the broadcast distribution market.

    Telus Communications applied to the CRTC for a broadcast distribution licence in British Columbia and Alberta. Their proposed system would initially carry 200 channels in 16 cities, including Calgary and Edmonton.

    Canada's broadcast and communications regulator has set November 18th to hear interventions and applications against the move, but so far neither Shaw, Bell, nor any other major cable companies have spoken against Telus' plan.

    The company's proposed distribution system would utilize Telus' extensive telephone network in BC and Alberta. This would enable consumers to pick and choose which channels they want. Currently, satellite lets you do the same thing with more channels, while cable is restricted to a tier system.

    It is expected Telus would start the new service next spring.

  207. Inaccurate article by dpille · · Score: 1

    So I think the linked article is completely misreading FCC documents (while mixing in some good ol' USC) to the point that the article has next to no basis in reality. I kept thinking "how do these people know that it only lets you opt for premium channels, etc., that doesn't sound like the FCC." Anyhoo, after dillegent searching of the federal register for final rules, the only thing I can find even remotely related to the subject of the linked article is this rule notice which essentially says that big media companies are prohibited from requiring cable operators from having to buy multiple channels. Has nothing to do with a cable operator making a bunch of viewers pay for stuff they don't want

    So we've also had some people discussing 47 C.F.R. 76.921 (which I believe is a mis-citation of 47 U.S.C. 543(b)(8)(a) but that's just the perfectionist in me) regarding "Buy through of other tiers prohibited," but that too has nothing to do with the gist of the Business Week article. What that part of the code says is that if I as a cable operator offer anyone a pay-per-view or single premium channel, I must offer it to everyone on the same terms. Meaning if I don't like people getting just HBO, I can make it unavailable without the purchase of the other million HBO's. Or I can offer the pay-per-view channels in bulk without programming as a paid-for feature of digital cable- that way pay-per-view is its own tier. And if I have actual competition, that provision doesn't apply to me anyway.

    So, I'm tempted to say the linked article is total bullshit given that we've all been trying to find out just what the hell it's talking about, and the only close things we've found certainly don't support the BusinessWeek article. Certainly nothing in any of this suggests that an individual consumer has the ability to opt out of anything a cable company requires.

  208. What the BBC should do with BBC-AM by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2

    is show it on English TV. No one would ever complain about the license fee again, once they'd seen what a crap channel it becomes when they try to be a commercial station. Endless reruns of stupid home decorating and gardening shows, Parkinson and Graham Norton. The occasional reruns of Monty and Coupling don't even begin to make up for it, and even the good shows are interrupted by barrages of inane advertising.

  209. WARNING ABOUT NTL by The_Guv'na · · Score: 1

    The cocksuckers use a lame little transparent proxy. I wouldnt mind too much if it wasnt just transparent until it fux up a load of sites, spits back errors, or generally just goes doubleplusretarded and spits a stream of useless packets at you. oh and the sysadmin [well, at least she replied] said "those are replys to DNS queries you have made" yeah right. no they cartainly were not! It's usually passable though, i have to admit.

    On the upside, if you like your ISO's/w4r3z/DixX's, you can slam them for 20gig+ in a week and they dont give a shit. :)

    Ali

  210. Re:A La Carte...Yes Trading Spaces...No excuse by NightEyez · · Score: 0

    What are you? lonely or something. I don't give a flying fuck about what you like to watch.

  211. Re:No, you can't get MTV a la cart, read it again. by racermd · · Score: 1

    You'll need to read the fine print a little more carefully. Yes, they need to provide local network coverage, but that might mean it's another major market's local networks. I'm a DirecTV subscriber in Minneapolis, and we *do* get our actual local channels through the dish. But I keep seeing regional networks in the program guide even if I can't view them. Since I used to sell this stuff at a retail outlet, I know who to call with specific questions about this stuff. They tell me that regional networks are carried for markets that are too small to carry a dedicated channel. For those out in the boonies of ND, for instance, they'll probably all get Fargo's or Bismarck's local channels or a regional version of NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC, PBS, and *maybe* UPN and/or WB. There's just not enough available bandwidth on the sats to broadcast every channel from every podunk town across the country. Since most of these carry network-only programming with only some local news shows for about an hour or two each day, it only makes economical sense to reduce the duplicated efforts.

    What I think is a total scam is that you're already capable of receiving the local network channels from New York to L.A. In fact, the same signal that you're getting is the same one everyone else is getting. It's not a two-way system. The only difference is that your access card is not programmed to receive any other channels than those DirecTV says you're allowed. It's something that DirecTV has very little control over, as well. It's an FCC rule about certain local markets. I'm sure DTV or the local cable company would *love* to sell me more local markets (more money for them), but they're reselling those local markets *to* those same local markets. There's restrictions on sales from their supplier stating that the local channels need to stay local to a limited expanded zone beyond the original broadcast areas.

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