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ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel

Juanvaldes writes "ADV Films has confirmed reports that they are working to create a cable television channel dedicated to Anime. Currently they are releasing very few details about the channel itself. All that has been publicized at this time is that the channel will run 24 hours a day and will break its content into four categories, Action Zone, Sci-Fi, Comedy Incorrect, and Horror/Martial Arts." Hope I can get access to this one as soon as it comes out.

458 comments

  1. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hentai and Manga after 12 midnight?

    1. Re:How about by Kenja · · Score: 3, Funny

      Manga? How the hell do you expect the cable service to provide printed comic books?

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    2. Re:How about by zapfie · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    3. Re:How about by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, some of that stuff is so hadcore there is *NO WAY* you could show it on cable. Well, in Tennessee, Utah and Alabama, anyway.

      So, once again, thank GOD for Kazaa!

      Kazaa, for the pr0n that refreshes!

    4. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I bet Taco's getting a chub just thinking about it.

    5. Re:How about by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was hoping for the Tentacle Rape Hour, perhaps around dinner time.

    6. Re:How about by domninus.DDR · · Score: 1

      Personally, I want to see La Blue Girl REBIRTH air on this channel, which I havent seen yet. Now La Blue Girl does have some quality tenticles, but it gets old after seeing the series about 10 times.

    7. Re:How about by Xaoswolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      They would print one page per minute, unless there was a lot of talking, then they would have to hold it up for several minutes. Of course, I don't really know why they would have to wait until midnight to do so.

    8. Re:How about by suman28 · · Score: 2

      Knowing all the rules and regulations in the U.S, they will probably not carry Hentai anyway. If you were living in good old Paris, then we could definitely get some of that.

    9. Re:How about by JonWan · · Score: 1

      As long as they don't call themselves a "childrens" channel and require a subscription they can show pretty much what they want. The real catch is that they want to get kids as well as adults, so they will have walk that fine line between kid/adult shows. If they do it right they can show adult stuff after 10pm. The hardest thing to do is get sponsers, the ad companies like to aim at a specfic age group.

      Hey Matt, make it available on the big dishes. If you do this I *will* subscribe!

    10. Re:How about by rworne · · Score: 1
      Fascinating. I always wondered what kind of advertising target group watches tentacle pr0n.

      Lots of ads for Kleenex, Jergen's and Vaseline probably.

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    11. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      manga? What someone reading and turning the pages on camera?

      watashi no chinpoko ga totemo chiisai desu yo....

    12. Re:How about by JonWan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why does everyone focus on the porn? I have over 600 Anime tapes and DVDs and exactly two have tentacle scenes. It amazes me that people equate Anime==Porn. I've put up with this in my store for the last 10 years and thankfully I've convinced people around here that Ainme ain't Porn. I know a lot of this on Slashdot is "Teasing the Otaku".

      Yeah, I know it's a troll, but what the heck.

    13. Re:How about by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      Because it's what men like?

      Come to Japan. You'll see very shortly that everyone on the subway who's reading a comic book (grown MEN, even) is reading porno comics. Gotta carry what sells.

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    14. Re:How about by JonWan · · Score: 1

      In Japan yes, but this is America. In America most of the men/boys on the subway are reading Penthouse, Hustler, or Playboy not comic books. We're talking about a cable TV channel that is going to be aimed at the mainstream. A little ;-) sex and nudity is OK. The problem is the American general public think "cartoons are for kids" any nudity / sex / language freaks them out.

      I try to carry what my customers want, but I have to weigh cost vs. profit. If it costs more than I can make then I can't carry that product. I get stuck with all of the junk that hollyweird puts out just to make a living, but I put a few unprofitable movies (Amelie ;-) on the shelf just to spice things up even if they don't pay for themselves.

    15. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot might be a better place if there weren't so much open sexism here. Hentai is not funny. Rape is not funny. That is not sex. That is just torture. It's not funny or amusing. It is hurting women. If "hentai" were literature about torturing africans you people wouldn't be so pleased with it. I really wonder sometimes if the male condition can ever be cured.

    16. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan sucks. They eat live lobsters and stuff too. Horrible people.

    17. Re:How about by sco08y · · Score: 1

      I really wonder sometimes if the male condition can ever be cured.

      The creed of the feminazi.

    18. Re:How about by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Cartoons *are* for children. Have you seen the commercials that run during the breaks of Anime in Japan? It's advertising for toys and preteen pop bands. It's very obvious that the vast majority of anime out there is aimed right at children, and for some reason adult foreigners like to watch it.

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  2. mmm anime by k0rro · · Score: 0, Redundant

    just what we like to see

  3. YES! by DarkSun_3_16 · · Score: 1

    Time to start pestering my cable company to carry the channel.

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    1. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is SOOOOO cool! Anime == kiddie porn for geeks.

  4. No! Why should they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    As we all know, no one should ever have access to media. It's all copyrighted and stuff, and you can't listen to it or watch it. They'll arrest you under the terms of the MCPTDTBCPCCMIA if you try to do that!

    1. Re:No! Why should they? by momobaxter · · Score: 1

      You can have access if you have your "Listeners License"

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  5. Anime? by Hegemony · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is the big deal with Anime anyway? Isn't it all just recycled Speed Racer cartoons?

    1. Re:Anime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no clue

    2. Re:Anime? by Hegemony · · Score: 1

      Please...enlighten me.

    3. Re:Anime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's cartoons for people who like looking at pretend pictures of girls with skimpy outfits. It keeps the teens occupied in that awkward period between 'girls are soppy' and 'you look really beautiful, may i buy you a drink'.
      It has the bonus attraction of being foreign, and therefore different and exciting (this applies only to Americans).

    4. Re:Anime? by Bonker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Imagine a world in which they made cartoons that had writing and art that wasn't targeted at small children. Yes, the show may be about racing, (Speed Racer, Initial D) but it might also be about other sports (Battle Athletes, Prince of Tennis). It might also be about robots, space exploration, martial arts, police drama, romance, organized crime, spies, religion, and yes, even sex. I could give you examples for each of the above, but I wouldn't know where to stop.

      People find similarity in anime because the art tends to be similar from one artist to another and from one era of anime to another. yes, all anime protaganists have fucking HUGE eyes, tiny mouths and pointed chins. That doesn't mean that the writing, art quality, humour level, or sex quotient is similar between any two different anime.

      A person who wasn't familiar with computers might as well ask, "What's the big deal about Linux anyway. Isn't it just a replacement for Windows?"

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    5. Re:Anime? by zapfie · · Score: 1

      Watch Mononoke Hime, or Nausicaa, and then try to tell me it's all recycled Speed Racer.

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    6. Re:Anime? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      'girls are soppy'

      Hey, as far as I'm concerned, that statement reflects a *GOOD* thing!

      `course, I would use the term "Sopping".

    7. Re:Anime? by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 1

      Watch Cowboy Bebop. The first few episodes are kind of corny, but it gets better as it goes along. It is a very interesting program, kind of like an American cartoon, but more serious. I tend to think of it as an animated novel.

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    8. Re:Anime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a world in which they made cartoons that had writing and art that wasn't targeted at small children.

      All I am seeing is a world where they are making this stuff to cater to adults with the emotional maturity of children. It really just doesn't go much deeper than that...although I guess for some people, that is about as mature as they get, so it must seem mighty grown up.

      Posting Anon because I already lost my ability to moderate by disagree with the fucking nazi's who run this place.

    9. Re:Anime? by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2

      Great series! I bought the first 5 episodes and liked them so much I bought the whole series :) Not only is the art terrific and the action scenes excellent, but the characters are likeable amd I care about what happens (something I've had trouble finding with other anime I've tried)

    10. Re:Anime? by TheCaptain · · Score: 1

      Imagine a world in which they made cartoons that had writing and art that wasn't targeted at small children

      Heh...all I see are cartoons with writing and art that is targeted at large children...and I am not talking about 7 year olds with a pituitary disorder.

      I'd be way happier with a few more "The Learning Channels"...they can keep their tentacle porn on the other side of the ocean.

      Not trolling...just really dislike 99% of the stuff.

    11. Re:Anime? by Sj0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The single thing which makes anime better than other cartoon styles is their constant willingness to treat it's viewers like adults. There have been other examples of this, such as Heavy Metal and Heavy Metal 2000, but they are rare. The movies which treat their audiences like adults *and* are good generally get a following of fans. Cartoons tend to have a stigma for this very reason -- most people associate them with childrens shows. When a very mature and adult movie(or TV show) comes out, most people scoff at it as "those damn kids shows". :)

      Second, Anime tends to be able to beter portray emotion, action, and other concepts than traditional animation. I've yet to see a more subtle, or more recognisable depicion of emotion than the simple "pulsating eyes" trick done in anime to show sadness. In regular animation, the laws of physics are generally followed, but in anime, they are usually willing to drop such laws if it makes the action seem faster, or if it helps a joke play out better.

      Plotlines in Anime movies and TV shows, are for the most part, very in-depth. Most characters have a history beyond the story, or in the case of a show like Dragonball Z, you get to see the story progressing, and in the case of DBZ, you get to see the characters change and grow. It shows a depth to the writing that simply doesn't exist in Other cartoons, or indeed, other TV shows and movies in general.

      In other words, the art form is just the receptical. If someone wrote a movie which had such literary elements it would likely be immensely popular(like, oh, I don't know... the anime-inspired The Matrix?)

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    12. Re:Anime? by jdludlow · · Score: 1
      In regular animation, the laws of physics are generally followed

      Tell that to the Coyote the next time he's loading a catapult.

    13. Re:Anime? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      In regular animation, the laws of physics are generally followed,

      All I need to know about physics I learned from watching the RoadRunner...

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    14. Re:Anime? by K8Fan · · Score: 2
      Second, Anime tends to be able to beter portray emotion, action, and other concepts than traditional animation. I've yet to see a more subtle, or more recognisable depicion of emotion than the simple "pulsating eyes" trick done in anime to show sadness.

      You're kidding, right? Please, say you're kidding. Either that, or you've never seen "Toy Story 2" and have never heard of "Jessie" and never experienced the utterly heartbreaking animation of the conclusion of the song "When Somebody Loved Me". So, just in case you've never seen it (and I have to assume you never have) "sadness" is shown via utterly brilliant animation and acting. No "pulsating eyes" anywhere. I can't even think about the scene without getting goosebumps. Look, maybe it's like Japanese theater or opera, and once you know the visual language it can move you. But to most of us, "pulsating eyes" just look like eyes...pulsating. Western viewers rely on things like body language and vocal talent (from the commentary, Joan Cusack was crying during the recording...as were the directors).

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    15. Re:Anime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, douchbag, if you dislike it so much, go troll yourself somewhere else.

    16. Re:Anime? by sugrshack · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Heavy Metal treated it's viewers like adults? I suppose if adults have the emotional and sexual development of the average 14 year old boy...

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    17. Re:Anime? by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      Pulsating eyes is body language. It's just making a cue which is already in real life recognisable.

      I haven't seen "Toy Story 2", and don't really plan to (evil makes me queasy. Look who stands to get my money and mindshare if I watch it), but the fact that you pulled up that example shows that we're really arguing what makes our respective non-traditional forms of media great. We both responded to different things, but the idea is the same.

      Personally, I believe that crying is easy -- it's making your audience believe that you're about to cry, but are holding back, and demonstrating this without saying a word, which is difficult. I think the pulsating eyes are the best way to illustrate someones eyes misting up(wrong words, but...) -- the point just before there are any real tears.

      BTW, I am a western viewer as well. The fact that I reacted to that shows that it is something that at least *some* people will react to.

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    18. Re:Anime? by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      Juvinile adults, but adults nonetheless. It didn't bother to make the heroine invincible, it didn't strap tight bikinis onto the women because they didn't want to show nudity(far more juvinile than nudity, IMHO), it didn't dummy down the plot(what there was of a plot, mind you) so it was immediately understandable to the kiddies. Sure, it's juvinile at face value, but the fact that they went out and respected thier audience enough to actually do what they wanted to says a lot.

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    19. Re:Anime? by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      Damn straight. How else are we supposed to get the word out on those crooked catapult manufacturers?

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    20. Re:Anime? by TheCaptain · · Score: 1

      Umm...I didn't troll. I stated my opinion. I have mine...you have yours. Why so overly sensitive? Did I just put down your favorite pud yankin' material or something?

      Like I said...large children. Hey...least I have the guts to post as myself when I voice my opinion.

    21. Re:Anime? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      To hell with all that:) Just give me my daily half hour of Dragonball Z and everyone will be just fine. Hey, where else can a 10 min ass whoop'n get streached across 3 planets and 2 seasons?

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    22. Re:Anime? by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 2

      Damn straight. How else are we supposed to get the word out on those crooked catapult manufacturers?

      Man, that catapult one was my favorite episode ever, by far. Especially the part where the whole god damn thing flips through the air around the boulder and smashes the coyote. :)

    23. Re:Anime? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Come to Japan for a few months. You'll instantly see that the Anime availible occupies a very small slot in the national consciousness. It's obvious that the anime that does run on TV is intended for children. I don't think too many adults buy the crap they advertise during the commercial breaks for anime here in Japan.

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    24. Re:Anime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, adults. As in they can handle it and appreciate it.

      Heck, Frasier, Scrubs, ER, CSI is considered for adults. But the number of plot errors and mentally unchallenging holding of hands as we, the writers, think you stupid and walk you through the plot/evidence/set you up for some obvious drama is NOT treating it's audience appropriately. However, they are enjoyable shows to watch.

      But catering to an adult crowd is one thing. Mature treatment of the material is another. Anime treats it's viewers as adults and handles the topics maturely (although I disagree with the original statement that ALL anime does this--it doesn't), even though the material itself may be of a childish nature.

      HM treated it's viewers like adults. It's content was for teens. Still confused? "Feel the force, Luke." A stereotypical 14 yo starts to giggle and feel into his pants for his joystick. An adult understands the purpose in the storyline.

    25. Re:Anime? by Midwedge · · Score: 1

      The first time I saw Heavy Metal, was late one night when I was up with the flu and had a high fever, I was flipping around looking for something to watch, and fell asleep.

      Later I must have woke up and watched it, then fell back to sleep.

      The next day I thought I had a really weird dream.

      A couple days later at work I told someone about it and they said "Oh, that's Heavy Metal!"

      Just a funny story...

    26. Re:Anime? by operagost · · Score: 2
      Don't forget, only two cels for each body part, i.e. mouth open/closed, eyes half open/bugged out, etc.

      Also: any hair color is okay except those found in nature.

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    27. Re:Anime? by momobaxter · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call Toy Story 2 anime...it's wholy computer generated, the style isn't anime style. In my opinion, anime is a very specific style or group of styles. It saddens me when I see more and more anime being replaced by computer graphics.

      I haven't seen one done right yet (except Vampire Hunter: D, you couldn't really tell that the background art was generated).

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    28. Re:Anime? by eean · · Score: 1

      I like miniseries format in general, and considering the great majority of anime has plot running through the whole series they can be classified as miniseries's. In a miniseries you have enough time to get to know the character and develop an interesting plot that can be more along the lines of a book in scope (a miniseries can be faithful to a book - movies almost never are.)

      I've always been frustrated with shows like the Simpsons how by the end of episode things will be much like the beginning.

      Truthfully, the other reason I like anime is that its really easy to get ahold of it on campus. Theres a guy who lives above me who pratically has a library of anime DVDs. And I heavily dislike commercials, I've all but stopped watching TV completely since starting university. Hopefully for ADV, not all anime fans are like that.

    29. Re:Anime? by K8Fan · · Score: 2
      I wouldn't call Toy Story 2 anime...it's wholy computer generated, the style isn't anime style.

      Nobody was calling "Toy Story 2" anime. The original poster was making the claim that the anime style of showing sadness with "pulsating eyes" was more evocative than "traditional animation". I believe "Toy Story 2" is clearly based on traditional Western animation. It speaks to everyone, rather than to a few people who know the visual "language".

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    30. Re:Anime? by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 1
      yes, all anime protaganists have fucking HUGE eyes, tiny mouths and pointed chins.
      Akira doesn't. Ghost in the Shell doesn't. There are more that escape me at the moment.


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    31. Re:Anime? by n2dasun · · Score: 1

      A half hour's good enough for you? I watch it as much as I can. I bought the vcd's in japanese off ebay, and I'll probably buy them all in english when dragonball gt is translated. Pitiful, I know.

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    32. Re:Anime? by two_ply · · Score: 1
      I agree with your main points, that animation should be taken more seriously as a method of story telling where the director has almost complete freedom to tell whatever story they want, and that plot lines should be longer than 30 minutes... one thing though:

      Heavy Metal: Good

      Heavy Metal 2000: Baaaad

    33. Re:Anime? by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      True, Heavy Metal 2000 wasn't the best... ...But Ironicall,y it's soundtrack rocks! :)

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    34. Re:Anime? by Abreu · · Score: 2

      Toy Story benefited from techniques perfected in Japan...
      For an example of magnificent emotion portrayal in animation, please make your local Hells Angels group watch "Grave of the Fireflies" and see them all cry within the first 20min *

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  6. I wonder if my spam filters... by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    .. will drop today's Slashdot Headlines email because of the ADV in "ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel"..

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  7. This might get me to have cable again... by analog_line · · Score: 1

    Especially with the fact that I can just get single channels now, as the previous story says.

  8. In other news by nizcolas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hundreds of geeks have been confirmed missing. The last statement heard was "Anime channel you say?"

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    1. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a firm believer that any adult who enjoys watching retarded cartoons should be shot.

      Whats worse is when adults call retarded cartoons "anime" to make it sound like they are not watching retarded cartoons.

    2. Re:In other news by unicron · · Score: 2

      What makes them "retared"? Most people I know that dislike anime can't get halfway through Ghost in the Shell without getting lost(every time at the same part, when she see's herself eating from the train). I don't like cheesy anime either, but their are some truly genius writers and directors out there. Please don't think shit like Dragonball is the anime standard, because it's not.

      If you want to watch a few flicks that might change your mind, get "Ghost in the Shell", "Akira", or "Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust". Hell, if you just want the story, read the Robotech novels, they're truly awesome books.

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    3. Re:In other news by unicron · · Score: 2

      We're all dorks here, newb. If you're not then you're in the wrong damn forum. Now, while I'm sure you'll me anime's some stupid shit and turn the TV to "jackass", you should be aware that a great many people on this site enjoy it, some more than others. And while you can recommend shooting fans of anime and once sentence, then speak of being normal and well-balanced, I rest confidently in the fact that you were probably the bully in high school, and are now busting your ass to finish my pool before the first frost.

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    4. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't feed the trolls... We're trying to see if they starve to death if they aren't fed in several weeks.

    5. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we're not all dorks here, loser. Some of us have lives outside slashdot. Some of us have girlfriends/wives. Some of us are *gasp* not overweight and *GASP* play sports. Some of us (actually, most of us) use Microsoft products and like it.

      And finally, some of us prefer to watch "grown-up tv".

    6. Re:In other news by unicron · · Score: 2

      Oooh, I'm going tear you the fuck up now:

      1. I am married.
      2. I have a child.
      3. I'm 6'0" and 160lbs
      4. I rock climb, run, and lift
      5. I am considered by many on this forum to be the strongest MS supporter on this forum. Go through my posts and read for yourself. I DO NOT use linux, never have, never will.

      So WHO THE FUCK was your reply meant for, because it sure as hell wasn't meant for me.

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    7. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooooo....160 lbs and 6'0". A real monster.

      Stop. Stop. You're making me wet.

    8. Re:In other news by unicron · · Score: 2

      God damn that little troll got me. Alright, no more replies, must not feed them.

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    9. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First he's too fat, now he's too skinny. What's the target weight you like your trollee's to have?

    10. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, god...

      One of those people who thinks "Ghost In The Shell" is deep. It's not. It has some very heavy-handed, tedious, shallow thoughts on a philosophical topic that was all mined out in science fiction 50 years ago. It was obviously put together by people trying to make it deep. When they failed, they ruined it for everyone but their fellow pseudointellectuals.

      It's a beautiful, choppy, stupid movie. Each scene, taken alone as a short, is more enjoyable than watching the whole thing.

      The same goes for Akira, but the animation is no longer impressive by modern standards.

    11. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At 6'0" and 160lbs, I doubt you're the strongest anything.

    12. Re:In other news by themurray · · Score: 1

      All those titles are more action films. Spirited Away was very good, but his Luputa: Castle in the Sky, Porco Rosso, and Kiki's Delivery Service are great films and are much better introduction to anime. Grave of the Fireflys is great, but very very sad.

      Most cartoons were Adult entertainment back in the day.

    13. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol ure fat!!!!!

    14. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. To a woman? I raise the bullcrap flag on this one.
      2. And what mall parking lot did you steal him/her from? I think the authorities are still looking for you.
      3. So you're not a pear-shaped nerd - you're an asparagus-shaped one. That doesn't make you any better looking.
      4. Climbing stone steps isn't rock climbing. At 160lbs you're probably still just lifting the bar - right? And you run? I'll bet you do - when you're husband gets drunk.
      5. Yeah right - you're recompiling kernel 2.4.5.1.24.32.6.2 (the MAYBE-MY-SOUNDCARD-WILL-WORK-NOW!! tree).

    15. Re:In other news by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      There already is an Anime channel. However, it isn't availible in the USA, so one might say it might as well be unavailible everywhere. Don't worry, you're not missing much. Just a bunch of Transformers, G-force, Sailor Moon, and other tired sexist, racist claptrap from another era.

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    16. Re:In other news by unicron · · Score: 2

      1. To a woman? I raise the bullcrap flag on this one.
      1. Here, I'll prove it: I no longer go out of my way for sex.
      2. And what mall parking lot did you steal him/her from? I think the authorities are still looking for you.
      2. No, it's true. You could do it too if you would just quit wasting your juice in your socks.
      3. So you're not a pear-shaped nerd - you're an asparagus-shaped one. That doesn't make you any better looking.
      3. Did you mean to go to the ESPN forums and got confused? It's cool, I'm sure you're one of the supermodel's that post here between tapings of your two careers, the NFL and American Gladiators, right?
      4. Climbing stone steps isn't rock climbing. At 160lbs you're probably still just lifting the bar - right? And you run? I'll bet you do - when you're husband gets drunk.
      4. Climbing stone steps? WTF? You were funny up until now, what happened?
      5. Yeah right - you're recompiling kernel 2.4.5.1.24.32.6.2 (the MAYBE-MY-SOUNDCARD-WILL-WORK-NOW!! tree).
      Sigh, from now on, base your jokes on some truth, if only just a smidgeon. I said to read my previous posts, and you obviously didn't. You chose to make a joke which doesn't fit me in anyway, and you would've known that with just a few simple mouse clicks. You got lazy, Billy, and it's pretty damn sad.

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    17. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unicron, I love you man. Keep it real.

    18. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. I'm not sure if I want to visualize what you so casually refer to as "sex". I mean between 2 men... YUCK!!

      2. I can steal a child too? Please, don't drag me into your evil ways.

      3. I'm not in the NFL, but I do know my way around a football field. Course I'll bet you got a lot of pigskin time yourself, wiping it off and carrying it to the field during practice.

      4. What happened was you claimed you lift weights, and only weigh 160 lbs. That's funny in and of itself, no reason for me to elaborate.

      5. *sigh* This post seems to imply that you've run Linux.

      The following posts by yourself prove that you're a died-in-the-wool linux-geek brain:
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=43907&cid=4574 848
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=43975&cid=4579 561
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=43949&cid=4580 322
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=44344&cid=4609 609

    19. Re:In other news by zonker · · Score: 0

      uggh. so i wonder what their version of 'adult swim' will be? 'super happy fun tentacle rape scenario' or something? yeah, what we've all ben waiting for... i was happy toon network got rid of it...

    20. Re:In other news by unicron · · Score: 2

      My god fool, you're getting fucking stupider by the minutes, it's some amazing shit. For 1-5, you're not even clever anymore. Sex between 2 men? Is that the best you can do?

      As for the links.

      1. I have run Linux. I have to use something before I say I don't like it.
      2. That's a scene from a Saturday Night Live.
      3. Office Space? Yeah, only Linux users watch that movie. My friend, uses Windows, his eyes exploded after watching Office Space for 5 minutes.
      4. Firewall and VPN? Man, that's some linux only shit right there. If you're trying to say I'm nerd because I know about things like that, then I'm convinced you have no idea where you are.
      5. And this one. How stupid are you? I'm ragging on a popular Linux browser and somehow I'm a died in the wool linux geek. Yeah, ok.

      I know you're just trolling, and that's cool. But you're bad at it man, you need to give it up. A good troll is someone that does it so well no one else even know's he's trolling in the first place. Guess it's back to the lab again, huh?

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    21. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a GREAT troll is one that noone recognizes as a troll. A SUCCESSFUL troll is one that gets chomps, and you deliver beautifully. Trolling you is like shooting fish in a barrel - too easy but fun every once in awhile.

      PEACE!

    22. Re:In other news by unicron · · Score: 2

      Hey man, I'm 1.5 hours away from my 4 day weekend. Servers are up, backups are good to go and I aint got shit to do. Feeding trolls cures the boredom blues.

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    23. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Uni-boy. Different troll speaking here. Do you want us to believe that your not a Linux geek when your nickname is "unicron"????

    24. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You going to some big shot gay-rights rally?

    25. Re:In other news by unicron · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but only to protect my rights to buy girl-on-girl porn.

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  9. Premium or what? by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Will it contain the extreme violence and nudity, or will that be censored?
    If its strict cable, I suspect it will be censored. If its premium, is there enough fans willing to pay to keep it alive?

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    1. Re:Premium or what? by Xaoswolf · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Extreme Violence isn't a problem on TV. As long as nobody utters the phrase "Sweet Jesus" then they should be able to air it...

    2. Re:Premium or what? by gid · · Score: 1

      I'd sure as heck pay for a premium Anime channel with uncut stuff. It not like the stupid cartoon nudity turns me on or anything, I have much better stuff for that. I just really hate seeing an artists work cut up. So yes, I always buy the directors cut whenever possible, hell, I even listen to music albums all the way thru, song for song, to get the full experience.

    3. Re:Premium or what? by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2
      It not like the stupid cartoon nudity turns me on or anything

      So you only like the intelligent cartoon nudity?? Does that mean that you prefer those pre cloaked scenes in Ghost in the Shell instead of the popular Count Down??

    4. Re:Premium or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya see, gid, if you didn't waste all your time with nudity cartoons and pr0n, you would have better luck with the ladies. Then you wouldn't NEED nudity cartoons and pr0n to get turned on.

      BTW - the whole "artists work cut up" thing is a really lame excuse for not having a girlfriend.

    5. Re:Premium or what? by gid · · Score: 1

      Your missing my point, it's not about the nudity, or whatever else "the man" might want to censor. It's about seeing the movie as it was intended, and my freedom to do so. (without paying $18 for a dvd I'm gonna watch once or twice)

      I seriously hate rental places, don't even get me started on that...

    6. Re:Premium or what? by gid · · Score: 1

      Heh, not that's it any of your business, but I have a girlfriend, although she's not a fan of the anime, but she's sat through a few movies with me, as I've sat through some of her movies as well. I'm really not that big of an Anime freak. I just happen to have a love of the surreal. Who happens to not like chopped up work.

      As for getting turned on by Anime? I dunno, maybe I've been watching the wrong Anime, as I've only found one scene in a movie that I found erotic, and that was a borrowed tape from a friend. But as I said, I'm not that much of an Anime freak, so I really haven't seen that much.

    7. Re:Premium or what? by tx_mgm · · Score: 1

      hey, that reminds me... would anyone happen to have an e-mail address i could use to complain about cartoon network yanking rejected? i was really looking forward to seeing it again as it is the funniest animated short i have ever seen. too bad it isnt more widely available...

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    8. Re:Premium or what? by Faw · · Score: 1

      As long as nobody utters the phrase "Sweet Jesus" [bitterfilms.com] then they should be able to air it...

      So some censors find "Sweet Jesus" is bad while others think "Sweet zombie Jesus" [Futurama] is ok? Hehe...

    9. Re:Premium or what? by sielwolf · · Score: 2

      Will it contain the extreme violence and nudity, or will that be censored?

      Hmmm. One thing I noticed was that I have IFC on my Digi-cable and it is uncensored: nipples and cursing in Aimee u. Jaguar and the great violence in Zatoichi.

      But I don't know if that counts as premium or not (is the HBO/Sinemax/Showtime triumvirate the only premium channels?).

      And then I don't know how appropriate it is since US censors seem to think that cartoon == for-children exclusively.

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    10. Re:Premium or what? by ruiner13 · · Score: 1

      LOL... yeah. Slightly offtopic, but have you noticed that when censoring... er.. editing films, they bleep out the word "god" in "god damn" instead of the "damn"? Just find it amusing. Apparently "god" is more offensive than "bitch" these days.

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    11. Re:Premium or what? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Cartoon nudity doesn't turn you on? Why the heck do you bother watching Anime then? It's the whole point!

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  10. Subtitles by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think they need two channels... one in original Japanese + subtitles, and one in crummy dubbed format. Otherwise there's gonna be riots and killing in the streets, meteors will fall from the sky, Linux will finally replace Windows on the desktop, and other crazy stuff. Mostly by my hand.

    -If

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    1. Re:Subtitles by sckeener · · Score: 2

      I'd be happy with just subtitles. Frequently I watch shows with the dubbed English for my wife and the correct subtitles for me. I've won her over on the subtitles, but she hates listening to languages she doesn't understand....

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    2. Re:Subtitles by 1000StonedMonkeys · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Theoretically they could use SAP along with the subtitle support in TVs to do this with one channel.

    3. Re:Subtitles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Use the SAP audio channel for the Japanese, use closed caption for the subtitles. Problem solved.

    4. Re:Subtitles by MattT · · Score: 1

      I know it's not gonna happen, but it could be done easily with one channel... Put the original dialog on the SAP (second audio program) signal, and the subtitles into CC (closed captioning).

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    5. Re:Subtitles by knight_23 · · Score: 1

      You know I see this all the time the 'dub vs. sub' war. All I can say is that not everyone can read the sub's as they flash across the screen, especially those of us with dyslexia. So when I get Anime the first thing I do is look for is it dubbed and if it is not back to the shelf if goes. Before someone brings it up, yes the native language voice actors are usually better and the translated version usually has someone that their voice just doesn't fit the character, but for me it doesn't really matter as I would have to watch, hit pause, read, repeat until I had enough of the show memorized that I could tell what the dialog was at a glance to watch without pausing that it just isn't worth it.

      Also has anyone else noticed that some companies always manage to pick a color for the subs that is the same as the most commonly used color in the show rendering it almost impossible to read the sub's?

      .

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    6. Re:Subtitles by GooberToo · · Score: 2

      One of the problems with sub-titles is that you're often staring at a very small section of screen trying to follow the dialog when you should be staring at the larger context (the whole screen) to be placing the dialog in proper context.

      As a recent example, In Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, reading the sub-titles seriously distracted from the awesome backdrops/locations and/or subtle actions of others taking place in the background.

      There's a time a place for both dubbing and sub-titles.

    7. Re:Subtitles by sporty · · Score: 2

      Doesn't the S in SAP stand for spanish? It'd be funny if they changed it to a J in this case ;D

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    8. Re:Subtitles by randomErr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Two channels?

      How about left channel English, right channel Japanesse.

      Close captioning can take care of the subtitling.

      Never happen, but it would be fun.

      BTW: This is not an original idea. When X-Men the Animated Series(Fox's version, not WB's version) was first shown in Japan the did exactly that. Left channel in Japanesse, right channel in English, and close captioning for translations.

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    9. Re:Subtitles by Blimey85 · · Score: 1

      I belive that you are mistaken. Is it not Second Audio Program rather than Spanish Audio Program? It's available is other areas of the world so I doubt very much that it would stand for Spanish.

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    10. Re:Subtitles by _bug_ · · Score: 1

      Why left/right channel when you can use the SAP feature on your television?

      Closed captioning, as you said, takes care of the rest.

      Absolutely doable. ADV should seriously consider it.

    11. Re:Subtitles by racerx509 · · Score: 1

      "I think they need two channels... one in original Japanese + subtitles, and one in crummy dubbed format."
      Seriously, that would be fairly easy to do. Instead of wasting the extra money on buying another channel, they could simulcast the show in the original japanese track. Some tv stations use SAP (secondary audio programming) to dub their shows over in other languages. It would be very easy to carry the original show in Dub, to appeal to the masses, but broadcast the original japanese dialogue in SAP. For the subtitles, its a simple matter of using closed captioning. Have a little graphic come up at the beginning of the show on how you can go over to SAP mode for the original track, and you've pleased everybody.

      Thats the easy part. My only hope is that they are able to broadcast uncut anime and not just become a 24 hour toonami.

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    12. Re:Subtitles by Junta · · Score: 2

      Just learn Japanese, all problems solved, raw Japanese...

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    13. Re:Subtitles by Tsu-na-mi · · Score: 1

      It's not as hard as you think. They could broadcast the SAP (Seperate Audio Program) signal in Japanese. I've rarely seen SAP used, but it's there, and it's practically designed for this purpose. Closed-caption subs, while not ideal, would be acceptable. They'd be fools not to do this, except much of the dubbed anime shown on TV is edited making it difficult to sync the sub + dub versions. Plus, it would probably kill their DVD sales.

      Hopefully, they program it like a real TV channel. Instead of "Cowboy Bebop" at 5PM, it's Cowboy Bebop at 5PM on Mondays, 5PM the rest of the week is Noir, Full Metal Panic, Rahxephon, and Escaflowne. Or whatever. Most anime is made to be shown once per week, hence the odd numbers of episodes in a series (13, 26, 39, 52, etc.) I hope this is what they do, as it would greatly increase the variety of programming on the channel and make it worth watching. If it's gonna be DBZ from 6-7PM every nite, no thanks.

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    14. Re:Subtitles by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      It sounds like a good solution on paper, but in practice it would suck (Having experimented with both SAP and the timing impaired CC). Hell, even DVD subs aren't that great due to the inherent limitations of the format. An unrestricted sub job can look a lot better.

      Doing both dubs and subs would be practical and possibly even more profitable. They have plenty of time to kill and two distinct different groups of people to satisfy.

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    15. Re:Subtitles by knight_23 · · Score: 1

      Just how many more languages am I supposed to learn? Japanese for Anime, Mandarin and Cantonese for Jackie Chan films, German and English for Combat! French for ... Well I'm sure they have something ... But anyways, learning Japanese does not solve all my problem, actually it makes them worse as I now have even less time to watch new stuff, work and go play. Nope, sorry, I'll stick to dub and pay someone to translate and remaster it for me.

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    16. Re:Subtitles by Flamerule · · Score: 2
      Yeah, uh, believe me when I say Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is not the time for subtitles.

      After having watched the sub on my dvd maybe 3 times, I tried out the dub when I watched it with a friend. It was fucking horrendous... just randomly altered the meanings of scenes. I started cringing at the desert scene in the middle of the film, and didn't stop until it finished. Never again! Anyway, the sound of the original movie is one of its best parts, and switching the native Chinese dialogue with English just doesn't preserve that dynamic.

    17. Re:Subtitles by Fjord · · Score: 2

      As the husband of a hearing impaired person who really likes anime (her, not me, like a few titles, she orders sets of hentai like "La Blue Girl" or something like that off ebay), closed captions are not an acceptable substitute for subtitles. CC uses a fixed width font; it very often completely screws up (even with digital cable, analogue was much worse) and then stays on the screen through long silent "artistic" pieces; typically because of the lack of space (from the huge fixed width font) they will cut dialogue down; the CC will very often cover important things on the screen (on biography channel, good luck trying to know who is talking and how they are related to people, on most other things good luck knowing the place and time that they show at the bottom of the screen if there is dialogue). We use CC while watching TV, but every DVD that has english subtitles for the hearing impaired, we turn CC off and enable the subtitles (this includes english movies, it was a real pisser that Little Nikki was only CCed. First DVD I found that didn't have english subtitles).

      Of course dubbing is verboten (and doesn't really help my wife). Unless they use Iron Chef quality, the voice acting doesn't capture the emotion properly.

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    18. Re:Subtitles by Fjord · · Score: 2

      I was about to give that exact same example. It's like it was two different movies, we had to change the language off of english (Cantonese? don't recall).

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    19. Re:Subtitles by FFCecil · · Score: 1
      I know that many bootleg Anime VCD's come with just this. Japanese on one channel and some form of Chinese on the other.

      'Course this means you get it entirely in mono no matter which language you speak...

    20. Re:Subtitles by Speed42o · · Score: 1

      They had better have DB/DBZ/DBGT available in Japanese format with subtitles. I refuse to watch the re-created DBZ in Funcom format. They have lost so many of the great qualities that makes DBZ the best anime series currently available. They totally re-drew the entire series, which they had to do to put it into english, but they left out some of the great effects. If anybody has ever watched the series in Japanese, you know what I'm talking about. The funcom voices are nothing more than childish. The GREAT sexual overtones done by Master Roshi were almost entirely left out! Come on! That was one of the best quirks of the series. The same goes for Sailor Moon, those better be the Japanese originals as well. If they did those two series in american, I'd be forced not to subscribe. Unless of course they featured Cowboy Bebop at a time when I can actually get to the TV to watch. Then I'd think about it.

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    21. Re:Subtitles by lazyl · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of bootlegged Chinese VCDs that do that. They put Mandarin on one channel and Cantonese on the other.

      (If you don't know, those are the two primary Chinese dialects. Cantonese is used in Hong Kong and southern parts of the mainland, and Mandarin is used in the rest of the mainland, including Beijing)

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    22. Re:Subtitles by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      learning an entire other language, just to watch cartoon shows? you're kidding, right?

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    23. Re:Subtitles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would be the ideal. will it happen? probably not.

    24. Re:Subtitles by Urox · · Score: 2

      I picked up some Japanese from Anime to where I can understand a third of non-subs.
      Learned Mandarin and German in school.
      Am teaching myself Cantonese because not enough people in SF chinatown understand Mandarin.

      What I object to is that if anime has english dub on it, then it is likely a cut version of anime. Did you know that there are THREE versions of Kite out there? Two were released in America (the first 45 minute and a later "director's cut") and neither was complete. I think it has to do with the fact that there was some explicit child porn and the US would probably not let something like that in.

      I have no trust that I will ever get a complete version of anime that is commercially released in America unless it's the raw japanese version or a fansub.

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    25. Re:Subtitles by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      MANY baby-dish, full-size satellite, and digital cable networks are capable of sending two or more digital stereo streams. Some of them are actually capable of sending you 5.1 and so on... like a DVD. This is a result of most of them sending nothing more than an MPEG2 system (multiplexed) stream down the channel.

      For the record, an analog cable channel is 8MHz. This amount of bandwidth is used by DOCSIS cable to send you up to 45Mbps of data. In the real world you will rarely exceed ~10Mbps, which is still plenty for the purposes of sending DVD-quality video (I would assume that most cable systems send something with a lower bitrate) with multiple audio streams.

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    26. Re:Subtitles by ballsmccoy · · Score: 1

      It stands for Secondary Audio Programming, and it is in mono(so it is WORTHLESS).

    27. Re:Subtitles by KORfan · · Score: 1
      "just to watch cartoon shows?"

      Other than "The West Wing," what else is there? Okay, I've got Bablylon 5 on disk...

      Seriously, once you've seen how much the dubbers cut & change stories, why would you watch dubs? Come on, they'd change Star Wars so Darth Vader wasn't Luke's father, that's the scale of alteration they perform.

    28. Re:Subtitles by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      I am just reminded of how bizarre I would think it, if perhaps a Japanese person went to all the trouble of learning English just so he could watch old Barney Miller reruns.

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  11. Re:What about... by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... the tentacled monster sex category?

    You can't leave that one out and call yourself an Anime channel.


    Hell, you could have an entire channel with tentacle monster sex

  12. I don't know if I would let me children watch this by Adam+Rightmann · · Score: 2, Funny

    for in my parish counciling groups, I have heard some horror stories about anime.

    There was one young woman from Scotland who's fiancee would only be affectionate when she dressed up as something called Sailor Moon, which is apparently an anime character.

    There was another young woman who father would make her wear revealing anime costumes for something called cosplay, I wonder if I should have alerted the authorities about possible abuse?

    I have counseled countless young, over intellectual men who have perverted their sexual mores due to extensive hentia watching, for those who don't know, this is the Japanese festish animation involving aliens, tentacles and sexual relationships under duress.

    I wonder why kids can't stick with good old-fashioned healthy American cartoons like Bugs Bunny or Roadrunner.

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  13. How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by smd4985 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm talking Transformers, GI Joe, Voltron, Looney Tunes, Spiderman and His Amazing Friends, etc.? I try to watch saturday morning cartoons these days (yes, I'm 26), but they lack the magic of yore.

    Question: Is Transformers considered Anime? If not, why not? What exactly qualifies a cartoon as Anime?

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    1. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by kaworu-sama · · Score: 1

      Transformers is considered anime. Any japanese animation is, seeing that "anime" is a Japanese adaptation of our word for animation. That is pretty much it, although some people will put strict stylistic guidelines on their definition of anime.

    2. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Question: Is Transformers considered Anime? If not, why not? What exactly qualifies a cartoon as Anime?


      Ah, the magic question. There have been debates about this between anime fans for some time.

      Some would argue that only animated films from Japan would be considered anime, other's would say that it's the style - the large, expressive eyes.

      I've talked to some who consider some shows to be anime - like branding The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to be "live-action" anime.

      Personally, I define "anime" as being related to the style - again, the large, expressive eyes, usually made in Japan but not always, often (but not always) dealing with subjects suitable for the 12 and older group.

      Just my $0.02. And yes, I agree - The Matrix is live-action anime with plenty of Judeo-Christianity imagry.
    3. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Planesdragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Question: Is Transformers considered Anime? If not, why not? What exactly qualifies a cartoon as Anime?

      I think it depends on who you ask.

      Transformers, as we know it, is in the same catagory as Robotech, Pokemon, and (to a much lesser extent) Dragonball--Americanized Anime. As i have no idea what the original was like, I have no way to tell if it's closer to Pokemon (almost no edits) or Robotech (highly revised).

      And in a side note, you can get a better TF fix by reading the new comic books, or (if you don't mind some animation holes) watching TF:Armada weekdays on the Cartoon Network.

    4. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Transformers - 5pm Cartoon Network
      GI Joe - 12:30am Cartoon Network
      SpiderMan and his Amazing Friends - I know it's on Fox Family on weekend mornings...mixed in with all the original X-Men and Spiderman cartoons that came out several years ago.

    5. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'm mistaken, but isn't Cartoon Network starting a channel called Boomerang that shows all the old classics?

    6. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Perhaps I'm mistaken, but isn't Cartoon Network starting a channel called Boomerang that shows all the old classics?

      This started at least a year ago... And pretty much his list is exactly what's on it.

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    7. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by brucehappy · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is already a channel for this...its called Tivo: Now Showing. Transformers comes on CN, as does GI Joe (at least it did a couple weeks ago at 12am), Looney Tunes on CN (Acme Hour), Spiderman and His Amazing Friends is on ABC Family on Saturdays.

    8. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are probably wondering why you don't seem to have much luck with the ladies. I'll help you out with a little free advice. The site of a pear shaped, acne faced, 26 year old geek watching saturday morning cartoons is enough to repulse even the ugliest girls with the lowest standards.

    9. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      --Question: Is Transformers considered Anime? If not, why not? What exactly qualifies a cartoon as Anime?--

      What about Heavy Metal, American Pop, etc.???

    10. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I define "anime" as being related to the style

      Personally, I define "anime" as being related to complete loosers with nothing better to do than watch insanely stupid cartoons. Wait. Thats you!!

    11. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      What exactly qualifies a cartoon as Anime?

      * Big, round, googly eyes.

      * Big, odd shaped mouths with no teeth.

      * Dialog that sounds like it was written by Chinese consumer electronic manual writers.

      * Storylines too dumb for an 80's Marvel crossover.

      * Robots (or suits).

      * Massive weapons that never serve to hurt anyone.

      * Tentacles.

      * Pikachu.

      (Feel free to take you own shots below)

    12. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Artifex · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've talked to some who consider some shows to be anime - like branding The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to be "live-action" anime.

      You seem to be thinking of only certain types of anime. Anime is not just fighting, space ships, kids battling with tiny creatures/machines/elemental forces, and/or giant robots. If you expand it out to include other types, you could substitute one or two sitcoms with magic in them (Bewitched, for example) for Kimagure Orange Road (but I'll hit you with my 500lb. hammer if you say Alf is anything like NieA Under 7).

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    13. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Everything but Spiderman is on Cartoon Network already (it might even be on, I dunno). I suggest you check your local listings and watch them. However, you just might find your precious childhood memories ruined by the now-appreciated suckiness of some of those series. I never realized just how bad GI Joe was until I watched it recently. Same thing happened with Tron.

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    14. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some would argue that only animated films from Japan would be considered anime, other's would say that it's the style - the large, expressive eyes.


      Is a VanGoh only one painted by the one-earned artist or anything with swirly lines?
      Animé is animated shows/movies from japan; Akira doesn't have huge freakin eyes, its still animé, and the PowerPuff Girls have HUGE eyes, it ain't animé, its Hanna-Barbera.

      I've talked to some who consider some shows to be anime - like branding The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to be "live-action" anime.

      So, the animated Matrix shows would be animated-live-action-animé then?
      To consider these movies to be animé is to be both ignorant and illogical. These show are much more related to hong-kong action movies than to japanese cartoons. Hell, one of 'em has 2 big hong kong stars, and they both have a legendary hong kong stunt/fight choreographer. And animé is there for the "animated" quality, not the "asian action" quality. japanese cartoons don't all have crazy action and insane violence, some are cute little romantic bits, wich don't make it big in the states for various reasons.

      Personally, I define "anime" as being related to the style - again, the large, expressive eyes, usually made in Japan but not always, often (but not always) dealing with subjects suitable for the 12 and older group.

      I strongly disagree.
      Anime is one thing, your own weird personnal definition dillutes it into a vague something else.
      As far as I can tell, "Animé" is a japanese word taken from the french "dessin animé", and it refers to all animated works. When migrated to the english language it refers to japanese animated cartoons. Wether they be violent or not, big eyed or not, and it definatly does not refer to non-animated works.

      you can compare the Matrix to animés you know, but keep the apples and the oranges separate, please.

      As for Transformers, its a bastard thing, but since it was mostly made by US people for the US market, I says it doesn't qualify.
      Of course, when you have mixed international teams, it gets iffy, but you're better off recognising the mixed nature of these individual works than to change the meaning of the word "anime" to make it include 'em.

      Just my $0.02. And yes, I agree - The Matrix is live-action anime with plenty of Judeo-Christianity imagry.


      And the animatrix is animated-live-action-anime?
      The matrix is a movie with PLENTY of influences, including animé, US superhero comics, hong-kong action flicks, french film-noir, italian westerns, Alice in wonderland, etc. Don't twist a word to make its definition fit an exceptionnal movie, you'll just sink into incoherance in no time.

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    15. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Exatron · · Score: 1

      No, Transformers as a whole is not considered anime. First, it wasn't animated in Japan, unless Korea is part of Japan. Second, all but the final animation was made by and for people in the US.

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    16. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, how many girls phone numbers do you have programmed in your casio calculator watch?

    17. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by tigertigr · · Score: 1

      "Transformers, as we know it, is in the same catagory as Robotech, Pokemon, and (to a much lesser extent) Dragonball--Americanized Anime. As i have no idea what the original was like, I have no way to tell if it's closer to Pokemon (almost no edits) or Robotech (highly revised)."

      Wasn't Transformers (the toys) just a mix of various toys from Japan brought to the U.S.? I believe they weren't all related and that there wasn't even an original Japanese version of the TV show. It was just created for the North American audience, unlike Robotech, which was converted from its original form FOR a NA audience. Also, the show came after the toys, didn't it? No matter how much we liked it, it was basically a commercial.

    18. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Also, the show came after the toys, didn't it? No matter how much we liked it, it was basically a commercial.

      Same thing for Pokemon--but far more people know the show than know the Game Boy game.

      The best of all was, IMNSHO, the comic book.

    19. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by jafac · · Score: 2

      Um Loony Toons is from the 40's, 50's, and 60's. The Loony Toons you 80's kids know are lame, censored crap.

      The rest of the shows you mention are garbage. I highly recommend suicide.

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    20. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait - I can answer this one:

      cartoon pr0n = anime

    21. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by M-2 · · Score: 2

      I'd consider Transformers anime at this point. 'Robots in Disguise' was shown in Japan as 'Car Robots'; there were more episodes shown in Japan than in the US; the Transformers STARTED in Japan, for heaven's sake, as a way for Takara to get rid of a toy line that went pfui for a foreign company that died before delivery.

      So yes, Transformers is Anime. I'd love to see them bring over stuff like the Headmasters and Targetmasters series at some point.

    22. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by _bug_ · · Score: 1

      Some would argue that only animated films from Japan would be considered anime.

      IIRC Transformers was animated in Japan and shipped over to the U.S.. I've got some bootleg copies of Transformers episodes that have only aired in Japan. That had made me always assume Transformers started out in Japan.

      Thus, IMO, Transformers is anime.

      But so would virtually any Disney Afternoon cartoon as Disney Japan did a lot of animation for the old Disney TV series.

    23. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 2

      > The Matrix is live-action anime with plenty of Judeo-Christianity imagry.

      Feh... it was a Zen-Buddhist action film. There is no spoon... total Buddhist. Stop trying to hit me and hit me... prime Zen example. The reincarnation after enlightenment... totally Buddhist. Earthly desires lead to suffering (trading your friends for a juicy steak)... totally Buddhist. Existance is an illusion... Buddhist again.

      Need I go on?

    24. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First, it wasn't animated in Japan, unless Korea is part of Japan.
      So you're saying that Transformers was anime between 1910 and 1945?
    25. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by DarienJax · · Score: 1
      As far as I can tell, "Animé" is a japanese word taken from the french "dessin animé", and it refers to all animated works.
      Err, I'm pretty sure "anime" is just a shortening of the Japanese word for animation. When trans-literated into Japanese, animation is spelled 'a-ni-me-i-sho-n'; taking the first three Japanese letters gives 'anime'.

      I agree with your point, though; anime is just a style; it's animated shows.

    26. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Transformers (the original cartoon, from the '80s) is NOT anime. The original voice track is English, it was orignially aired in the US, and a year later in Japan (with a dubbed voice track). The toy line, which was the impetus for the cartoon, was an amalgam of Takara molds and overruns from other transforming robot lines they and partner Hasbro (which comissioned the cartoon) had acquired.

      Eventually, original toys were made for the line, there was the movie, a few more seasone of the tv show, then, in the US, it all got recycled in Generation 2 (with a few additions to the toy side and a new comic). Howver, in Japan, they moved on and made their own new cartoons, which only aired in Japan. These are the Transformers: Headmasters, Victory, and so on. Its probably reasonable to say these are anime, since they were animated in Japan, for the Japanese audience.

      More recently, the US side of the equation revamped the concept in Beast Wars and Beast Machines, both CGI cartoons produced in Canada for the North American market. Japangot these as well, and once again set out on their own, making anime sequels for a few years (Beast Wars II and Neo). After that had died down, Takara produced Car Robots toys and an accompanying cartoon, imported to our shores as Robots in Disguise. Just recently, the newest line has come out, Transformers: Armada, a primarily North American endevour, which will be seen and plyed with in Japan as Micron Legend. *whew*

      I'm sure I missed a bunch and made some errors, but that's the gist, as gleaned by me after years of following this junk. Now leave me alone, I have comics to read!

    27. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      soo, just to let you know, anime is animation from japan. that is kinda the definition of it. regardless of personal opinion. in japan they refer to 'anime' as animation. it is common slang. when the term was used in america it means animation from japan. it has nothing to do with style. if there is an american animation that looks exactly like japanese animation it is not anime, but might be animeish, people might mistake it for anime. but it simply isn't. it's like glueing a beak on a seal and calling it a duck. got beak, but still no duck.
      and visa versa. if there was japanese animation that looked nothing like the style associated with anime it is still anime. sorry.

    28. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Isn't anime just a shortened version of "animeeshon"/"animation", cut down to make it refer to the film instead of the medium? "I made an anime" instead of "I made a film using animation". Maybe not though. Could be both too, for that matter.

      Anime's just a marketing label, anyway. You call your thing anime if you want to target the anime fan base. I'm sure they make "animated films" to target artsy people in Japan too, just like whenever Disney tries to pretend they didn't make a cartoon. But "live action anime" definately doesn't work. It's a category, so just like any other, there's gonna be things you can easily tell are anime, and things that are more out there. Like the opening credits of the Cowboy Bebop movie. They're drawn hyper-realistically, not anime-styled at all, but they're drawn by a Japanese anime studio, so would a whole movie like that (besides costing about a bazillion dollars) be anime? I really don't care.

      But quit putting the fruity accent on anime, please.

    29. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by mblase · · Score: 2

      As for Transformers, its a bastard thing, but since it was mostly made by US people for the US market, I says it doesn't qualify.

      Then how about "Robots in Disguise", the movie, and the other non-imported TF cartoons animated by Japanese studios (Headmasters, Victory, Beast Wars Neo, etc.)?

    30. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the show (Pokemon) came after the game, but it was originally aired in Japan. And the game's popularity really took off in large part due to the show. People just love Pikachu.

      So I think the comparison between the Transformers and Pokemon cartoons isn't really all that applicable.

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    31. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by nutshell42 · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether I should mod this funny, flamebait or troll. How about a "stupid" category?

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    32. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Transformers was a 30-minute commercial for a line of toys. Are there people out there who have still to this day never realized this?

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    33. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Exatron · · Score: 1

      No, Transformers in not in the same category as Robotech, Pokemon, or Dragonball. Transformers was made by and for people in the US. It's art may have been influenced by anime, but it is still an American production.

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    34. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      So I think the comparison between the Transformers and Pokemon cartoons isn't really all that applicable.

      What, you don't think that the TF cartoon was created to market a toy in its inital marketplace? ;)

    35. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by jgerman · · Score: 2
      It was non of these things and all of them. Everyone can take what they want from it, because it contains influences from a wide variety of thought, from Judeo-Christiand and Buddist mythology, to Plato's Cave Allegory.


      In addition each one of those criteria you've listed aren't exclusive to Buddhism, actually one isn't entirely accurate. Claiming it's a this movie or a that movie is pointless. The best you can claim is that YOU took this or YOU took that away from it.

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    36. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (+1, Funny 'Cause It's True)

    37. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by stephanruby · · Score: 2
      Some would argue that only animated films from Japan would be considered anime, other's would say that it's the style - the large, expressive eyes.

      Language is culture-context specific. In Japan, Bugs Bunny is Anime. In the United States, Bugs Bunny is not Anime. In any case, I find your new way of categorizing the American definition of Anime insightful. Although it makes perfect sense now, I had never actually thought about the connection between The Matrix and Anime. Thank you.

    38. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 1

      Animé is animated shows/movies from japan; Akira doesn't have huge freakin eyes, its still animé, and the PowerPuff Girls have HUGE eyes, it ain't animé, its Hanna-Barbera.

      The word anime is generally used as meaning cartoons from Japan. It is actually a romanization of the Japanese word for for animation. ANY animated video is, technically, anime.

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    39. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by CaptMonkeyDLuffy · · Score: 1
      I agree with the marketing label point, but then again 'cartoon' (especially with the implication that it targets young children) is just as much a marketing label... Frankly, animation is as close to a marketing neutral term as you can get. It is rather ironic that Disney, perhaps the greatest perpetrator of the 'if it is animated, then it is for kids' viewpoint, finds themselves trying to distinguish their features as 'animated films.'

      And on the subject of "live action anime," I'd have to argue that live action movies based on previously existing anime(for example, the live action City Hunter starring Jackie Chan) would fit the description "live action anime" quite well. Though I agree, labelling a movie like The Matrix as "live action anime" because it bears a passing resemblance to a genre that happens to be somewhat common in anime is a misnomer...

    40. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by pythorlh · · Score: 1
      I highly recommend suicide.

      Not until you try it, first. Let me know how it goes. :D

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    41. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Cacophanus · · Score: 1

      Question: Is Transformers considered Anime? If not, why not? What exactly qualifies a cartoon as Anime?

      Transformers was created by Takara and shown in Japan before the rest of the world. The fact that it was a Japanese animated production, aesthetic style aside, qualifies it as being "anime" (the same can be said for Ulysses 31 which was produced by Studio Nue, the creators behind Macross).

      Always a funny one to throw at geeky fanboys. Ask them whether Ghost in the Shell is anime, considering that it was produced by a Western company (Manga). Most fanboys lose verbal cohesion at this point.

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    42. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      yeah, because absolutely everyone succumbs to the massive social pressure to find a girlfriend, marry her and have 2.4 kids. sometimes people would just prefer to spend their time exactly they way they want to, and not just be 9 to 5 sheep like your good self.

      ill help you out with a little bit of free advice. the type of people that do whatever they want, even in the face of the socially acceptable norm, really, honestly, dont care what the sheep think. and they probably care even less when the derogatory comments come from chickshit AC's who dont even have the guts to stand behind their own comments.

      im sure he appreciates your advice, but i wouldnt worry about him, some of us have got to the point where we dont need our mommies or AC's on online forums to tell what we should and shouldnt be doing. one day, when youre big and grown up, im sure you understand what i mean.

    43. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      But quit putting the fruity accent on anime, please.


      And another thing, its pokémon, not pokemon...

      : )

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    44. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      Then how about "Robots in Disguise [transfandom.com]", the movie, and the other non-imported TF cartoons animated by Japanese studios (Headmasters, Victory, Beast Wars Neo, etc.)?


      Oh, those were anime (like you said: "cartoons animated by Japanese studios")...that and the GI Joe movie...man those were weird, but did I ever love 'em : )

      Not sure about killing off Bumblebee...that bumed me out, but it sure beats having to watch show after show of a war were nobody ever dies.

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    45. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      The word anime is generally used as meaning cartoons from Japan. It is actually a romanization of the Japanese word for for animation. ANY animated video is, technically, anime.

      I sorta got into that later in my post, might not have made myself clear, so here goes again:

      In japanese it means any animations (AFAICT, IANJ), but if you use it in english, it refers back to "japanese animation".

      You know, the japanese word for animation used to mean japanese animation...its all clever-like ;- )

      But then you get stuff meant to look like japanese animation (drawn with the same "llok", the eyes and the the mouthes and everything) but without the rest of the producti0on value associated with jap cartoons, like this show I had the misfortune to watch the other day...something about spies...3 girls...Spy Power or something like that. It looked like japanese animation, until you saw it actually moving...crappy perspective, akward movements...all around cheap.

      I think when it gets confusing is when you gewt mixed teams. Like the 90's spider man cartoons. The first shows (I counted 8, could have missed a few) had a whole bunch of japanese names in the credits (yeah, I read credits), and the animation was superb! But as the show went on the japanese names went away, and so did the quality of the movements, the fluidity.
      Not to say that the japs are the only ones that can do good work, but there are a LOT of exellent japanese animators (and related animation jobs), and they tend to treat cartoons with more respect than the rest of the world.

      What I hoped would happen was that the producers of cheap-ass cartoons would understand from the popularity of anime was that its the quality we like. What they seemed to have decided to do is to dress up their cheap crap as anime and hope people will somehow get duped into thingking its good. Sigh.

      Ah well, there's Samurai Jack...its certainly not hiding the fact that its heavily inspired by anime, but its good in its own way, without trying too copy it, they learned from it.

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    46. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by deblau · · Score: 2
      I'm talking Transformers, GI Joe, Voltron, Looney Tunes, Spiderman and His Amazing Friends, etc.? I try to watch saturday morning cartoons these days (yes, I'm 26), but they lack the magic of yore.

      Boomerang runs cartoons from 1958 to 1976, 24 hours a day.

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    47. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

      I'm 28 and also watch Saturday morning cartoons. The current crop of cartoons suck, with the exception of Jackie Chan and X-Men on WB. I just use my Tivo to record those every weekend, and then I stick with Cartoon Channel, Sponge Bob, and South Park. My wife groans when I want to watch cartoons, she thinks I'm too old, but I do complain when she wants to watch trash TV, i.e. The Anna Nicole Smith Show.

    48. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

      I agree that GI Joe now sucks. GI Joe is being ran again on some channel while I was channel surfing, and MAN does it SUCK! What's the deal with all the "I WILL DESTROY YOU!". Why can't they just say, "DIE MUTHA F*CKER!"

      P.S. No, Spiderman is not on Cartoon, just Justice League and Batman are.

    49. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the mod that modded this troll: I have meta-moderated you unfair. That means you are less likely to moderate in the future. Please learn to read. You can start with either the context of this message or maybe the moderator guidelines.

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    50. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

      I've talked to some who consider some shows to be anime - like branding The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to be "live-action" anime.

      Just my $0.02. And yes, I agree - The Matrix is live-action anime with plenty of Judeo-Christianity imagry.


      Anime is does NOT have to have Large, expressive Eyes nor does it have to be Sci-Fi. in Princess Mononoke, none of the caracters have "Large Expressive Eyes", nor is it Sci-Fi, and yet it is considered Anime. MCoG "Mysterious Cities of Gold" was somewhat Sci-Fi, but, again, none of the characters had "Expressive Eyes"

      This is my $0.02 Worth, oh, BTW, the Matrix is not ANIME of any kind.

    51. Re:How about a Channel for the 80s kid? by semichromatic · · Score: 1

      actually Transformers is anime, according to the Anime Encyclopedia "Tatakae Cho Robot Seimetal Transformers" 1985. And for being animated in Korea, alot of modern anime over the years has been outsourced to other countries. Afterwards there were numerous more Transformers series aired in Japan. Transformers the movie was the only part of the whole series not shown in Japan.

  14. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a troll as are you. Last time I checked my Digital Cable Box allows me to block whatever channels I want. I'm not sure what is worse, the troll or the troll who reponds (or me who responds to both).

  15. Comedy Incorrect by anotherone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What the hell is "Comedy Incorrect"?

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    1. Re:Comedy Incorrect by tblackwe · · Score: 1

      Stuff like Ranma 1/2 probably. I believe when ever the main character gets wet, he turns into a girl.

    2. Re:Comedy Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Stuff like Ranma 1/2 probably. I believe when ever the main character gets wet, he turns into a girl.
      Yes, and when he turns into a girl, he gets wet.
    3. Re:Comedy Incorrect by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      Probably just about anything from GAINAX. Ever try to watch Furi Kuri and understand what the hell was going on?

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    4. Re:Comedy Incorrect by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Maybe something like Love Hina, Onegai Sensei or Happy Lesson?
      It's very much a comedy, but also very "incorrect" in most american and european's eyes in that it has lot's of semi-nude and lots of implied sexually tense situations that doesn't "belong" in childrens movies (read: cartoons).
      Ok, if you've watched lots of anime and get that very japanese humor, it's all very innocent.
      But there is no place where religious, uptight parents can get such tantrums over small things as in the western world. The US would top that list I suspect. :-)

      I tried showing Neon Genesis Evangelion for my brother and his girlfriend.
      She was upset and wouldn't watch it because she thought of it as "almost being porn"!!!
      The same thing happened when we where watching Project A-ko.
      Some people has a *very* low tolerance level regarding cartoons.

      Hehe... Why not try to air, say, Mahoromatic. =-)
      It's fun, it's sweet, and it's *very* ecci.
      I'm not sure about the age of the intended audience, but over here I can *never* imagine it getting rated for anyone under 15.
      Maybe even 18 if presented for really uptight people.

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    5. Re:Comedy Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. It works too... after about the 7th time ;)

    6. Re:Comedy Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one program I can think of that would be in Comedy Incorrect would be Excel Saga. Beyond that...

  16. 24 hours of anime by tblackwe · · Score: 1

    This may cost me my marriage, or job, or both. I just need to hope comcast picks up, and then I can take advantage of this. Now I just need a PVR unit.

  17. Hope they play good stuff... by gomerbud · · Score: 1

    Id love to see Evangelion played in its entirety. I wonder if they have enough balls to play something like FLCL.

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    1. Re:Hope they play good stuff... by kaworu-sama · · Score: 1

      Yes, the world needs more GAINAX. Speaking of which, what are they working on now? I've sort of lost touch with the fansub community.

    2. Re:Hope they play good stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      After converting to an all digital animation facility GAINAX is working on season 2 of 'Mahoromatic', Hiroyuki Yamaga (dir. Honneamise) directed the 13 episode 'Abenobashi Mahou Shotengai' (worth a watch in my opinion) and they're planning a sequel to 'Gunbuster' with Kazuya Tsurumaki (director/creator of FLCL) in charge. There are also three undisclosed TV series's in the works.

      Oh yeah, and the spiritual sequel to "Wings of Honneamise", "Aoki Uru" has restarted production.

    3. Re:Hope they play good stuff... by niftyeric · · Score: 1

      FLCL is great. I'd love to see more people exposed to it.

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  18. Ah, anime... by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it's one of those things you can guage how truly geeky a person is...

    Score points for:

    1. They watch anime.
    2. They correct you if you call it something other than their preffered name (japanimation, manga, whatever)
    3. Two words: "Anime Hentai"... (score triple points on this one - add one to that if they try to correct my usage of the words in this question)
    4. They learned japanese so they could watch original anime without dubbing or subtitles.

    1. Re:Ah, anime... by analog_line · · Score: 2

      4. They learned japanese so they could watch original anime without dubbing or subtitles.

      Double points if they're doing it to be able to play Japanese console RPGs without needing to wait for the translations.

    2. Re:Ah, anime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is also shows progression of: "increasingly more likely to annoy the shit out of me".

    3. Re:Ah, anime... by Hanashi · · Score: 1

      Harwood-san wa wakarimasu, neh?

      Do I get extra points for a Japanese nick?

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    4. Re:Ah, anime... by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

      And how geeky is a sig advertising 'Tradewars for the net' ?

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    5. Re:Ah, anime... by Twid · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...it's one of those things you can guage how truly american a person is...

      Score points for:

      1. They only speak english.
      2. They assume watching the Japanese equivalent of Powerpuff Girls when they are pushing 40 is "cool" and "alternative".
      3. Two words: Morbidly Obese (score triple points if they say they are on a low-carb diet)
      4. They assume that a person who admits to watching anime is geeky when statistically it is much more likely that they are japanese.

      8-) 8-) 8-)

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    6. Re:Ah, anime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score more Points for :

      5. Treating nature like a bitch
      6. Fighting people of other Religions just to keep their Economy healthy
      7. support people who oppress other people(Israel)
      8. fill in more here, my heads going red and im going to explode

    7. Re:Ah, anime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. ??? 6. Profit!

    8. Re:Ah, anime... by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      OMG! i have actually consider number 4 ... id better go update my geek code

    9. Re:Ah, anime... by Ninja+Master+Gara · · Score: 1

      Hey I like the Powerpuff Girls! I'm cool! I'm alternative!

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  19. I agree, what's wrong with Bugs Bunny by Adam+Rightmann · · Score: 1

    Daffy Duck and healthy American cartoons?

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    1. Re:I agree, what's wrong with Bugs Bunny by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      Bugs bunny is pretty cool, but daffy duck et. al. at Disney can go to hell. Bugs Bunny in intelligent, and has humor that someone my age can enjoy, whereas Disney is intentionally stupid.

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    2. Re:I agree, what's wrong with Bugs Bunny by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 4, Funny

      Daffy Duck has left Warner Bros. and joined the Dark Side of Disney!?! Will Elmer Fudd be next?

    3. Re:I agree, what's wrong with Bugs Bunny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You are either 100 years old or just a moron. Daffy Duck is Warner Bros as is Bugs Bunny. You are thinking of DONALD Duck. What's even worse is that you posted your off-topic, flamebaiting troll at +1. Prepare for a Karma blast.

    4. Re:I agree, what's wrong with Bugs Bunny by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      Hey sonny, back in my day we respected our elders! Even the ones who were losing their minds slowly because their memories violate the DMCC -- I mean DMCP -- No the Canada Pension Plan! No, wait!!! The DMCA! heh heh heh!

      Secondly, I don't really care about karma at this point; I'd have hundreds if there wasn't a cap. +2 is +2, so why not let a comment which is more on-topic than you bitching about my functional illiteracy be posted at +2?

      Thirdly, since you can't mod in this thread, why even bother posting about how badly I'm going to be modded?

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    5. Re:I agree, what's wrong with Bugs Bunny by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      D'oh! That's my dang functional illiteracy acting up again(yeah right. I was just lazy and saw D Duck). Everyone who read the message knew which duck I was talking about, so I'm just glad someone caught it -- I sure as hell wouldn't have.

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    6. Re:I agree, what's wrong with Bugs Bunny by sugrshack · · Score: 2

      In contrast, AOL/Time/Warner are a force for good?

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    7. Re:I agree, what's wrong with Bugs Bunny by Jacer · · Score: 2

      I have some world war II propganda cartoons of bugs bunny calling japanese slopes, slant eyes, gooks, yellow men, and various other racial slurs... is that ok?

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    8. Re:I agree, what's wrong with Bugs Bunny by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      nah, but ill start to get worried when there is a special cowboy bebop episode where spike says 'be vewy vewy qwiet ... im hunting bounty rabbits'

  20. Comedy Incorrect? by Zech+Harvey · · Score: 2


    The Anime Network(tm) model is structured around four categorized content areas: Action Zone, Sci-Fi, Comedy Incorrect, and Horror/Martial Arts.

    Comedy Incorrect? Like, they'll be showing Warriors of the Wind or badly-dubbed DBZ?

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    1. Re:Comedy Incorrect? by tblackwe · · Score: 1

      more like ranma 1/2. Boy to girl switching seems incorrectly funny to me

    2. Re:Comedy Incorrect? by misterhaan · · Score: 1

      i think the intro to zero wing might fall into this category as well . . .

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  21. Non ADV licenced shows? by Winterblink · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article doesn't go into much details about this, but will this channel run non-ADV licenced anime? They have a pretty good lineup I'll admit, but then so does Manga and other companies.

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    1. Re:Non ADV licenced shows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad all of Manga's releases have been utter shit. Thanks for the faulty end of eva dvds you damned jackasses.

  22. Cool, but by laigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey, huzzah for an anime channel and all, but what percentage of those 24 hours do you figure is going to be devoted to DBZ and Pokemon? I seriously doubt they'll put anything on that hasn't been edited down to a G rating, and they'll pass on anything involving sex, drugs, violence, or fart jokes for fear of letter bombing by soccer moms off their valium, so how much can they really program? Plus, I just know my darn dirty cable company won't carry it, and my apartment complex doesn't allow dishes. It's all part of some nefarious plot to allow other people to outnerd me after all my years of effort at being King Dork of the universe.

    1. Re:Cool, but by Artifex · · Score: 2

      It's all part of some nefarious plot to allow other people to outnerd me after all my years of effort at being King Dork of the universe.

      That's why you have broadband - because now that they'll be broadcast in the US, all those shows are much more likely to get sucked down and put on p2p.

      You want geekiness? I saw the "the Spirit of Christmas" short in 1995 or early 1996 on my friend's color NeXT station, after he spent hours downloading the 52-meg quicktime file over the ISDN line I helped him wire up. The end was broken, I think, and Windows QT sucked at the time, so I couldn't copy it from him to play on my PC. (Brian, if you're reading this, call me - I have my own NeXT now)

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    2. Re:Cool, but by bigfleet · · Score: 1

      ADV is the company responsible for the most recent release of Neon Genesis Evangelion, as well as the source for pretty much any seriously awesome anime not already sweeped up by Manga Films.

      The taste is there, and I think they might have a higher focus than this, especially since the target demographic is so much more inclusive. (DBZ and Pokemon are SUPPOSED to be for children.)

  23. a good thing? by tps12 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've always been a fan of foreign art forms. Perhaps one day I will travel the world to see the cave paintings of Paris and the pyramids of Egypt. I am usually very supportive of exotic foreign contemporary art, such as the excellent rap music being made in Mexico (pick up the soundtrack to Amores Peros for a good sampling). But the growing popularity of anime disturbs me.

    Most of these shows, supposedly aimed at children, appear to portray unhealthy stereotypes. Men are tough and brutish (and almost always smoke), white people are always fat, and women are either airheads or dominatrices. The level of humor is usually targetted at the lowest common denominator, and is filled with slapstick and bathroom humor. Then there is the level of violence, which often surpasses what would be accepted in an American R-rated movie. And I haven't even touched on the pornographic content and rape fantasies.

    Put simply, this type of material could only be produced in a nation steeped in institutional social repression. It is neither appropriate nor healthy to air most of this in the US. We are a tolerant people, but this filth should not be tolerated. If you find yourself interested in anime cartoons, then I would suggest that you leave the country for good, as you are not welcome here.

    There are exceptions, of course, but I doubt there are enough decent anime cartoon shows to fill out the programming for an entire cable channel. Anyway, most "anime fans" only want the hard stuff, so I wouldn't expect to see anything worthwhile aired.

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    1. Re:a good thing? by uncledrax · · Score: 1

      You've stumbled across what I consider the line between good and sucky anime.
      Good anime (to me) doesnt peddle to the LCD (lowest common demominator), like IMO anime like DBZ does.

      Unfortunately, this channel will prob air more crap then good stuff.. if no other reason then the good stuff is generally in short supply.

      While anime like Legend of the Overfiend is 'intersting' it does hold the same level of appeal to me that Bebop does. Its like the difference between watching the Drew Carey show, and a Sharon Stone movie.

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    2. Re:a good thing? by fuzzygeek · · Score: 1

      i'm sorry, are you discussing anime in your post, or american hollywood?

    3. Re:a good thing? by shepd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      >We are a tolerant people
      >I would suggest that you leave the country for good, as you are not welcome here.

      Dude, if you're going to troll, at least try to be consistent in the same paragraph!

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    4. Re:a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before I get started, you should know that I'm sich a big Anime fan that I'd score in the top on the test someone posted earlier (working on learning japanese)

      Yes, a lot of Anime is aimed at children. Yes, a lot of it (Pokemon especially, haven't watched DragonBall) has crappy humour.

      The problem with your reasoning is that that's just a tiny bit of the Anime scene. The easiest way to explain this is with an analogy to japanese Manga. There is an extreme amount of Manga available in Japan, with the top-selling magazine, Shonen Jump, selling 2.5 Million copies every week.
      There are literally hundreds of categories of Manga, going as far as some of it being specially targeted for pregnant housewives.
      It is the same with Anime, and I pick up the gist from your comment that you have not quite watched enough Anime to put out the claims that you are.

      There are adult movies, like Perfect Blue and Jin-Rod: The Wolf Brigade that is about as close to a *good* hollywood movie as you can get, only animated. Gratuitous use of sex and violence, and mind-numbing plots. Here you actually have to think to understand whats going on, unlike most Hollywood blockbusters.

      There are kids shows, that is as crappy as all the other lame kids shows out there (Samurai Pizza Cats comes to mind, Pokemon is better than this), that cater to the lowest common denominator.

      There are family shows like Spirited Away (arguably one of the best movies I have ever watched) and Ah! My Goddess, which cater to the family as a whole.

      And, there's everything in between. Granted, japanese comics usually represents the facts of the world more clearly (harshly, some might say), but I don't necessarily think this is a bad thing.
      Also, japanese comics are devoid of the canned laughter that is so abundant in American sitcoms. This is a Good Thing(tm).

      In short: No matter what type of TV-shows/movies you like, there is an Anime for you. It's not `All Speed Racer, All The Time' like someone claimed earlier.

      Yonzie

    5. Re:a good thing? by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      I offer you a challenge, watch the following Animes

      Noir
      Hellsing
      Mononoke Hime
      Kenshin
      Samurai X

      And tell me that those animes fit the stereo types which you claim?

      Or try Ra Xephon or Whitch Hunter Robin

      These are just a few examples of anime which does not fit your stereo types. Not to mention that all of the unhealthy immages which you claim Anime presents is presented in a good majority of american TV and Film as well.

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    6. Re:a good thing? by jgerman · · Score: 2
      Those aren't anime. Where are the giant robots?

      ;) Obviously a joke.

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    7. Re:a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, is the fat baby huey lardo sexless freak wwatching anime. oh boo boo. oh boo boo boo bunbbie. can mommie make you dinner?

  24. sex sex sex by wrax · · Score: 1

    who doesn't want to see cartoons getting fingerd. people need to be shocked out of the coccoon that the government has put them in, the world is a dirty, filthy place...get used to it and grow up.

  25. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No... FM's BAD. Especially in stereo. (Death by Britney Spears)

    We should all just sit by the fireplace and listen to the sound of wind blowing in the trees... like the Unabomber or something.

  26. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Soporific · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Turn off the TV then. Problem solved.

    ~S

  27. Re:the best part is by kaworu-sama · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Trolllll.... Anime isn't all the same. A lot of mass produced anime is, just like our movie industry. But compare two good works, Furi Kuri and Ranma. VERY different. Or even better, compare two that lie in the same genre. Evangelion and Gundam W are two extremely different animes. If you're interested check out some GAINAX stuff, most of their work is unique in the macrocosm of Japanese animation.

  28. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Xaoswolf · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I believe that most TVs allow you to lock out channels.

    If yours doesn't, then might I suggest educating your kids as to why the sexually explicit or violent cartoons are bad, or just buy a new TV that allows you to do so.

    It is your job as a parent to raise your kids. It is not the cable companies responsability to monitor what they watch, it's yours.

  29. If only by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only there were someway to post japanese on slashdot, It would be perfect for sigs and snide elitist comments too.


    Damn lameness filter.

    1. Re:If only by elvum · · Score: 1

      romanji? :-)

    2. Re:If only by Tiroth · · Score: 2

      Offtopic?
      ÜB

      AC was just pointing out that we can in fact use Japanese on /. You just have to be able to read it.

    3. Re:If only by Junta · · Score: 1

      Now I've got to try....

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    4. Re:If only by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      Slashdot needs to normalize the character encodings. This japanese looks fine... if your browser is interpreting it as SHIFT-JIS. But how can it autodetect? Another guy used ISO-8859-1 to represent an e with an accent. Slashdot needs to autodetect each submission (or allow the user to specify) and convert to UTF-8 before adding the comment to the page for this to really work.

      -If

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  30. Some More Information on the Channel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've heard from some sources at ADV that the anime series shown on this channel might NOT be shown in their entirety, in order to encourage buying them on DVD.

    Still though, it's nice to have any at all.

  31. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by pulski · · Score: 1

    Besides, it's not likely to be part of basic cable. If you have the channel, you're paying for it. If you don't want it, don't pay.

    Just an opinion based, not on fact, but the greedy nature of executives.

  32. It's funny..... by Steveftoth · · Score: 0, Troll

    because it's true... I mean aren't all anime shows about a magical super hyper gender chalenged robot killing machine with a heart of gold with guns the size of texas who solves mysteries by hacking into the net while thwarting the forces that are bent on destroying humanity as we know it? Oh yeah, and there's got to be a sidekick, probably a sexxy 16-year old girl with guns the size of texas ;)
    Don't forget that there will only be about 4 or five actual pictures for this whole half hour show, they will just pan back and forth over the same pictures with dialog.

    1. Re:It's funny..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the same pictures with dialog"

      All I can remember about Akira was a plot which conforms to your description, with the occasional giant bunny rabbit and about 40 instances of:

      Tetsuo...NOOOOoooo
      Akira...NOOOOooo

      Er..quite.

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  34. The Japanese, a mysterious race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a few years ago, the famed Slashdot poster Anticipation of a New Lover's Arrival, The, wrote the following well recieved post of a visit to Japan. I post it as a service:

    I went on holiday to Japan a couple of years ago, and stayed for 6 months or so. At first it seemed quite similar to the west, the same skyscrapers, billboards, TV, films, cars etc. The mark of mass consumerism was all around.
    But the difference with the japanese is not external, it is internal. Looking at the japanese, talking to them and trying to penetrate the alien oriental mind is very difficult indeed. What are their motivations? What do they want?

    Unfortunately the japanese have not really changed since the Meiji period. The americans tried after WWII, but that was set back against McCarthur's vision by the need to get japan onside against the soviet threat.

    The result is that the japanese now have the same ambitions as they did in the 1930's - the same ambitions that spawned the rape of Nanking. The difference now is that those ambitions are exercised through the commercial sector, the Keiretsus, rather than through the military sector as it was last time.

    I think we should be wary of the japanese, and institute sanctions. We already know that they are an uncaring and selfish race, from the way they treat whales, Ainu and the Burakimin - with astonishing racism and wholescale speciecide.

    We should force japan to adopt the same values as civilised countries like the USA - we do not desire to spread our values everywhere and forge an Empire, so why should they be allowed to?

    Importing their gadgets (which are produced by uncreative minds, good at technical things but not at language and art as we are) is weakening the USA and the commity of civilised nations.

    Lets put an end to it.

    1. Re:The Japanese, a mysterious race by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      We should force japan to adopt the same values as civilised countries like the USA - we do not desire to spread our values everywhere and forge an Empire, so why should they be allowed to?

      Read it, read it again, read it one more time, if you're still not getting it let me help

      We should force japan to adopt the same values as civilised countries like the USA - we do not desire to spread our values everywhere and forge an Empire, so why should they be allowed to?

      I rest my case

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  35. Thanks to Clinton by cybercomm · · Score: 4, Informative

    The chances are that if you bought your TV after 1998 it will come with a V-Chip, which allows you to set a password on all the "restricted" channels, unless of course it is on digital cable, in which case the box will probably come with some sort of lockout as well.

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    1. Re:Thanks to Clinton by djrogers · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry, but you've been sadly mis-informed. Neither of the name brand TVs I've bought since '98 have the chips - in fact I had trouble finding one that did when I went looking!

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    2. Re:Thanks to Clinton by cybercomm · · Score: 2

      Hmm, you do have a point, i just did a bit of research and it turns out that most of middle-higher end TV's have that feature, the economy models dont have it yet (i guess 7$ per chip is a bit too much for them:)

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  36. Re:I don't know if I would let me children watch t by Artifex · · Score: 2

    There was another young woman who father would make her wear revealing anime costumes for something called cosplay, I wonder if I should have alerted the authorities about possible abuse?

    That depends. Was the cosplay sexual in nature? Was she "underage" as defined by your local laws? If the answer to both questions is yes, do you really need it spelled out for you?

    I wonder why kids can't stick with good old-fashioned healthy American cartoons like Bugs Bunny or Roadrunner.

    Riiight. Have you seen some of the racist ones?. While I feel they're important for older kids to watch and think about, they're not "healthy." Of course, Bugs made up for that later by teaming with Michael Jordan... right?

    Please tell me you're just trolling...

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  37. Dedicated channels by MrChuck · · Score: 5, Interesting
    here's something I don't quite get about cable (and satellite).

    At this point we have, lets say, a billion channels available.
    Unlike broadcast TV, setting up a new channel doesn't require millions of dollars for local, bazillions for national viewing - it takes provisioning a new channel.

    However, the cable folks seem mired in this 1948 model where you have to have a channel setup for years and years rather than realizing that if you want to tack a new channel on for a couple weeks/months you can.

    I thought about this during the OJ trial and the Olympics. If people WANT to watch something that's a limited time thing, then hell, create a channel for it for the duration.

    OJ? Fine, the "OJ trial channel" is #58 until it's over. Then 58 is back in the pool of available channels. (disclaimer, I didn't own a TV during that whole thing, I just mocked my coworkers who were watching the blow by blow)
    Olympics are 24x7 on channel whatever (or 4 channels if you want), with FULL RUNS of the events, not this highlights crap of things the networks deem popular. Want to watch the Finns battle the Algerians in the Biatholon/Luge/Nintendo event? You can.

    Costs are minimum.

    On topic: So set up an Anime channel.
    It runs from 8PM EST until 4AM PST.

    Want cartoon boobies? Well, at 11PM PST, the children should be asleep. we can get over our puritan heritage that says naked is bad (even cartoon naked) but watching a guys head get splattered against a wall in a faux gunshot is ok.

    1. Re:Dedicated channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could also have the "MRChuck: Shut The Fuck Up" channel?

      You obviously don't get it cause you don;t have a fuckin clue what your talking about.

    2. Re:Dedicated channels by webmosher · · Score: 1

      Generally, I have noted that DirecTV follows this model, especially for PPV and other types of periodic events. Some of the shopping channels even only broadcast at certain times, at other times the channel is essentially dead. Your local channels occupy a specific subset of the range of your 1000 or so channels as well, and are keyed to your viewing locale. I suppose this is just a matter of time before it gets to cable.

    3. Re:Dedicated channels by Ribo99 · · Score: 1

      My mother works for a national cable provider involved in this exact process and I've talked to her at some length about it. It's interesting and not as simple as it sounds.
      One of the big problems is that each region in the United States has their own agenda and needs for what channel belongs to what number. This is why Fox is channel 31 in some places, 11 in others and 13 in yet another. Each area in the states has to be dealt with individually and that takes time.
      The same is true for Digital Cable and Satellite; they have to squeeze the local channels in there somehow.
      My mother's company has a database setup to speed this process along so every point in the path that needs to change all has up-to-date information.
      Another company I know of perhaps I shouldn't mention has the same problem as a national cable provider except without the database backend. The whole process is done on Excel spreadsheets/faxa requiring signatures from VPs up and down the lines. To change one channel from one number to another could take many months.

      I'm sometimes amazed that anything ever gets done.

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    4. Re:Dedicated channels by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      I think you're right, to an extent.

      The thing that you're sort of forgetting is that, to run a TV station, you've got to have a bunch of stuff. (No, I'm not in broadcasting -- this is just my uninformed opinion):

      You've got to have some advertisers paying to have their spots shown during your shows. (unless you're a pay channel, obviously.)

      You've got to have a schedule of shows -- you need rights to the shows, some way to advertise/let people know when they're playing. You need the equipment to broadcast the shows via whatever medium you're using.

      And you need people make all that stuff happen. I don't really know how much overhead that would be in a dollar amount, but it surely can't be a trivial number. I think that the startup overhead is what probably prevents more "channel expirements" from happening.

      In cases of the Olympics and other Pay-Per-View things, there's a pre-existing, quantifiable demand for stuff, so the networks can safely set up a new station and make their money back. For an anime channel, there's more risk, so that's why it's taken this long to show up.

      And these are just my considerations. I'm sure that a TV exec would have *tons* of others.

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    5. Re:Dedicated channels by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      No!

      Don't you see, broadcasters gain additional advertising revenues by concentrating your interests in one place. If they can convince everyone to watch ABC 24/7 rather than giving people the option to watch several different channels (from each of which they recieve very minimal ad revenues because there is no associated image, and if there is, people get tired of it quickly), isn't that worth their while?

      Moreover, things are simple right now, and profits are pretty good. Why open up a can of worms you don't need to and commoditize the industry? Keep it simple and exclusive and your margins stay longer.

    6. Re:Dedicated channels by MrChuck · · Score: 2
      Profits are not good. Viewership of the broadcast networks is at a low that will only increase.

      The whining out TiVo and the like are all about an old model that just isn't working.

      My example is coverage of Olympics. Since CBS's fiasco in, what 1996? when the got labeled "Can't Broadcast Sports" was the start of a decline. Accurate critisism of very poorly done, US-centric coverage meant that people I know were getting satelite dishes to snag the direct feeds. If the US wasn't in it, it wasn't shown. If the US was in it, it was shown poorly except for a couple events.

      The model is failing. All they need for it to completely fail is some cable-only provider like ESPN or Comedy Central to dedicate coverage and they will lose viewership.

      So envision TV (yeah, non-broadcast TV) with a new model.
      Basic ABC does what they usually do - broadcast tripe and banal TV written by and for 13 years olds who get ideas from TV guides from 1965.
      When something that wants MORE COVERAGE comes long, they run some of it during mainstream ad hours, but otherwise they direct you to their Alternate channel setup just for this purpose.

      Want all war all the time? Go to CNN's Iraq II channel. Then CNN and whatever can actually cover things that are ignored when some big event pushes new aside.

      Use it for lighter reasons: Toon Channel (aka the HannaBarbera/WB channel that wouldn't show true alternative or historical animation channel) could run an Anime fest from 10-midnight.
      Oh look, a week of all anime all evening is coming up on AlterToon - the channel setup just for that weeks festivities.

      I guess its sort of like PPV but geared towards longer than 2hr events - more like a week or month - even just a week of evenings.

      Dynamic content, dynamic channels.

      The old model is failing. That I can snag MPEGs from the air (or elsewhere) and make them available to friends means that the centralized model is about where the RIAA was in 1996.

      Perhaps they can seize the initiative and meet the consumers before they ALL go away.

      That said: try turning off your TV altogether for just a week. maybe two.

    7. Re:Dedicated channels by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      we can get over our puritan heritage that says naked is bad (even cartoon naked) but watching a guys head get splattered against a wall in a faux gunshot is ok.

      yeah, this is something about society ive never been able to understand ... i used to blame religion, but now im not so sure ... i honestly dont see why people should have any problem with either, but the fact that people are more scared of naked bodies than they are of strong violence is quite intruiging (sp) ... wtf is going on?

  38. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

    Like violence and sex isn't on normal non-scrambledlocked cable channels already? How have you you kept your kids from watching that stuff?

    Just like the government, the cable company should not be a babysitter. If you don't want your children watching explicit material, then sit down, and TALK with them.

  39. The increasing specialization of cable... by Hayzeus · · Score: 2

    When will this end? Can I look forward to a Clutch Cargo channel in the near future? All Clutch! All the time!

    1. Re:The increasing specialization of cable... by The+Dobber · · Score: 2


      Clutch Cargo. Now theres an oldie. Always was a bit disconcerted by that superimposition of the mouth though.

  40. Re: Flaming on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That's a flame, not a troll. Learn the difference, half-wit.

    BTW, this comment is also a flame.

  41. I had a job interview with ADV last year by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2

    I think they should combine this channel with G4, or make a package deal for the ADV channel, G4, Scifi, and Lifetime! That would be the ultimate geek package...only available on time warner!

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    1. Re:I had a job interview with ADV last year by GooberToo · · Score: 2

      For those of us that are in the dark, what is G4?

    2. Re:I had a job interview with ADV last year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV network devoted to video games.

    3. Re:I had a job interview with ADV last year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why lifetime?? i wouldn't really want that channel. how about cartoon central instead. so sometimes you have a choice about which anime to watch.

  42. skinime? by supabeast! · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about rolling over to soft-core hentai after 23:00, like skinemax.

  43. whaaat? by Jonny+Balls · · Score: 1

    whats comedy incorrect?

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    1. Re:whaaat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i imagine its politicly incorrect comedy shows.

  44. CNX is here in the UK by ClickNMix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For about a month now, in the UK at least with NTL (In the family package, maybe others) you can get 'CNX' which shows, daily:

    Outlaw Star.
    Cowbow BeBop.
    Spawn.
    Justice League.
    Dragon Ball Z
    Samurai Jack.
    Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
    Obscure Jap Action Films at 10.

    As well as others.

    Not all anime, but its the best your going to get right now! And it is right now, not what might be.

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    1. Re:CNX is here in the UK by pyrote · · Score: 1

      sounds exactly like the old Cartoon network lineup

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  45. I hope it bombs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so people like Taco get their heads out of their asses about that crap and get on with their lives...Anime are cartoons for adults who think like 11 year olds.

    Sure...I know it sounds like a troll....but I am being serious.

  46. God I am a real dumbass by EduardoLeonidas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I left my user logged in on a public computer. What an ass I am

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  47. I can't believe ... by aborchers · · Score: 1

    ... the first post wasn't "but can I get it a'la carte?"

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    1. Re:I can't believe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for that, get gnucleus

  48. A WHOLE CHANNEL!!?!?!? by Picass0 · · Score: 2


    I only have 40 hours of vacation!!! What do I do then!!?!?! I think I can overcome the sleep thing, but I need to eat!!

    1. Re:A WHOLE CHANNEL!!?!?!? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2

      Tivo.

  49. So What'd the story say? by GeekLife.com · · Score: 2

    Sorry, I've got my slashdot spam filter set to delete stories that start with ADV.

  50. Time for a karma bonfire... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Funny

    But we already have the cartoon network...

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  51. fuck this crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give me a linux channel!

    1. Re:fuck this crap by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      I can see it now, 24/7 broadcasts of kernel recompiles!

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  52. Hi! I have no sense of humor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, I'm a typical slashbot who can't see a joke from my parents garage where I still live. Someday, after I finish downloaded the internet off of my cable modem I may seek the outside world, but until then I am content to complain about others attempt at humor, treating it as canon.

  53. yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yay, now if only my dorm had cable! :(

  54. /me listens to his heart skip a beat. by cryptochrome · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow. Guess I should update my web site. I've got plenty more to add. My mind is a raging torrent of possibilities and perils. And suggestions.

    - Even the most sweaty-toothed otaku can't watch anime all day every day. Consider the case of the incredible self-destructing sci-fi channel - everyone thought it's success was a no-brainer. But fans of the sci-fi genre only watch so much sci-fi (and prefer the good stuff too). Fortunately, anime isn't really a genre, it's a medium. I humbly suggest ADV consider what makes a channel successful (particularly the regular network channels) and take a long hard look at how they're targeting different demographics, because an anime channel for existing anime fans alone won't get far.

    - Speaking of which, ADV is completely missing a key genre of anime here, and it ought to be their most important for picking up new viewers -Sports. It's good for many subtle reasons I don't want to go into here - suffice to say that Hajime no Ippo and Initial D, properly handled, could get solid ratings.

    - Certain Japanese moral standards and levels of censorship are a bit more... open than those in America. Nudity in particular is a big issue even for TV, and certain excellent shows (like Berserk) are controversial and violent. How does ADV intend to handle it? Dumb it down for America, make it a premium channel, or just push the envelope?

    - ADV is one of the biggest names in american anime distribution, but there are several others with many good series. Getting them on board would be essential. Bandai in particular might be difficult since they have strong ties to Cartoon Network.

    - One of the biggest obstacles to anime on TV is the high cost of licensing the TV rights from Japan. Considering just how much anime we're talking about, that could be quite a lot of cash. Perhaps the downward spiral of the Japanese economy will help bring the terms down to a sustainable level. Still, promising a percentage of the profits rather than blanket licensing seems like the only way this could happen.

    - They're going to have to compete with other channels snapping up some of the better series, particularly if they are popular. Disney already has the rights all things Ghibli.

    - Since so many dubs are so poor, and since they'll be showing so much anime (and no doubt rerunning a LOT of it), is there an actual possibility we could get subbed anime on TV?

    - I love animation, period. Any chance that this channel would show any of the (lamentably small) body of less kid-oriented animation from america and around the world? Likewise, I hope that this channel could stimulate the production of more mature animated titles in america.

    - Like I said before, just anime might be hard. Why not branch out into other neglected forms of entertainment, particularly those which would appeal to the core demographic? Kung-fu, wierd film, and now (unfortunately) Sci-fi. Say, doesn't ADV do Farscape on video?

    Well, that's a start... Hey ADV - call me.

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    1. Re:/me listens to his heart skip a beat. by doce · · Score: 1

      One of the biggest obstacles to anime on TV is the high cost of licensing the TV rights from Japan. Considering just how much anime we're talking about, that could be quite a lot of cash. Perhaps the downward spiral of the Japanese economy will help bring the terms down to a sustainable level. Still, promising a percentage of the profits rather than blanket licensing seems like the only way this could happen.

      not true, according to some industry insiders. most recent anime licensing agreements already include the broadcasting rights.

      check out this article.

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    2. Re:/me listens to his heart skip a beat. by Dimitri-san · · Score: 1

      - Speaking of which, ADV is completely missing a key genre of anime here, and it ought to be their most important for picking up new viewers -Sports.


      They have "Princess Nine", a 26-episode baseball series. Granted, it's not as funny as Battle Athletes (from Pioneer), but it has a good story so far (I've watched the first 2 DVDs and am trying to find the time to sit down and watch the last four).

    3. Re:/me listens to his heart skip a beat. by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Actually I was referring to ADV's plans for the channel, which had only 4 demographics - Sci-Fi, Comedy Incorrect, Action, and Horror/Martial Arts (as if those two had anything to do with each other). ADV's current lack of sports series isn't really the issue - if they're going to do a channel, they'll need to acquire more series. And if they have any brains at all they should be working with their competitors (Pioneer, Bandai, CPM, etc.) to make a better channel. They'll need all the help they can get to get it off the ground, and if they do there will be more than enough gains to go around.

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    4. Re:/me listens to his heart skip a beat. by rhkaloge · · Score: 1

      Even the most sweaty-toothed otaku can't watch anime all day every day

      Oh, but we can TRY! This may single handedly revive the TiVo, since I'm gonna need a PVR on this channel 24/7.

      Skippy

    5. Re:/me listens to his heart skip a beat. by Chemical · · Score: 1
      - Since so many dubs are so poor, and since they'll be showing so much anime (and no doubt rerunning a LOT of it), is there an actual possibility we could get subbed anime on TV?

      This is why I liked it when one our local PBS stations (KTEH San Jose) showed anime. Shows like Evangelion and Dirty Pair Flash, subtitled, uncensored, with no commercials. They did Anime right. Sadly they seem to have stopped showing Anime. Alas.

    6. Re:/me listens to his heart skip a beat. by afree87 · · Score: 1
      Horror/Martial Arts (as if those two had anything to do with each other)

      Oh, I thought they just meant "horrible".

    7. Re:/me listens to his heart skip a beat. by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      A serious question: Does Disney really have the rights to "all things Ghibli?" I had not heard this, and I recently did some investigation on their acquisition of the spirited away rights. They paid about 10% of the SA production costs to acquire those distribution rights, but I hadn't heard about any strings attached, and it was quite the bidding war between them and Dreamworks. Could you fill me in on the details of what you know?

      Thanks!

    8. Re:/me listens to his heart skip a beat. by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Actually AFAIK they have been buying rights on an individual basis, and don't have everything of Ghibli's (certainly not TV shows). However, they do have the rights to all of the recent and good films, most of which they have not yet released, and it stands to reason that they will get the rights to new ones in the future. So effectively, nobody else gets anything Ghibli without Disney's cooperation. Check http://www.nausicaa.net for more info.

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  55. Shelter them, sure that'l work by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 2


    If you coddle your kids like so, youre almost guaranteeing that when they finally do get a taste of the forbidden when youre not around theyll get hooked and become anime otaku or something.


    Where do you think all the freaky addicts come from? Over sheltered families natually. Its in a kids nature to do the opposite of what their parents herd them towards.

    1. Re:Shelter them, sure that'l work by Destoo · · Score: 1

      "There's a time and place for everything, and it's called COLLEGE!" - Chef

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    2. Re:Shelter them, sure that'l work by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Where do you think all the freaky addicts come from? Over sheltered families natually.

      Bullshit. Most of the freaky addicts popped up after Dr. Spock and the hippie movement.

  56. Late night???? by IdleTime · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I never watch anime, personally I think it is ... kind of stupid... but hey that's me!

    What is surprising though is that some of you are almost drooling about late night anime, I guess it is the X-rated kind, is it? Don't tell me that you geeks are jerking off to a cartoon? My God! What is the world coming to?

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  57. Too all those "What's Comedy Incorrect?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm thinking Anime along the lines of Golden Boy, Ranma 1/2 (well, cross between Action and Comedy). Anime where you have testosterone ladent guys wanting to get into girls pants and all the hijinks that ensue.

    Hey, it's the Japanese version of all those 80's highschool/college movies...

    1. Re:Too all those "What's Comedy Incorrect?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... Stuff like Excel Saga and Labyrinth of Flames then?

  58. 'cos there's nuthin' better than cartoon rape! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like the subject says bay bee!

  59. Getting Channel or Good Programming a Challenge by Spencerian · · Score: 2

    Cable offerings are increasing in general quality, which makes it harder for various cable providers to decide. That, and most of these providers have no grip on what much of their customers want in each demographic. You can have only so much of Trading Spaces before you lose your grip, find the cast and pillage the homes and equipment (after the obligatory jumping of all of the women, of course).

    On a previous provider, I enjoyed TechTV and NASA TV. No more on its competitor, which handles the outshirts of my city. However, I gained the G4 gaming channel.

    I would like to see amusing anime such as "The Slayers" or "Those Who Hunt Elves", but will have to settle for getting a copy at Suncoast Video, I predict.

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  60. MOD PARENT UP FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is some humorous shit

  61. Heck, me too! by mythosaz · · Score: 1

    "mythosaz has confirmed reports that he is working to create a cable television channel dedicated to Anime. Currently am I releasing very few details about the channel itself."

    To clarify a few things: By "working" I mean "daydreaming", and by "create a cable television channel dedicated to Anime" I mean "about spending the lottery when I win it."

    Does anyone else want to confirm reports that they're working on something on which they have no details?

  62. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by mr.+marbles · · Score: 1

    no you expected mike and carol brady to raise me, i learned the facts of life... From watching the facts of life! but there's plenty of cable boys and girls out there, somebody's got to kill the babysitter.

  63. Factually Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The last statement heard by said missing geeks was:

    NANI?!???!

  64. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

    If yours doesn't, then might I suggest educating your kids as to why the sexually explicit or violent cartoons are bad

    Yeah, and when you're finished, you can explain that to the rest of us who believe that sex isn't necessarily evil and that human beings are able to draw a distinction between animated television programs and real life.

    GMD

  65. Visual Studio.NET Add. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was looking at that Visual Studio.Net ad of the guy programming, and I was quite freaked out when two guys came in, cracked his skull with a bat, and then took his code. They had NERV written on their shirts, it was really scary.

  66. Just a question by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    The telcos or cable companies find Mr. Taco off the map for anything above POTS connections -- but yet he has hopes that the local cable company or sat provider to the sticks is going to rollover on some respectful unsuspecting channel like lifetime or the golf network and put in "All Anime, all the time" -- now that is wishful thinking.

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  67. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by jwdb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I disagree.
    Kids are gonna get exposed to violence and sex no matter what parents do. It's much better if the parents talk with the kids about said subjects and make sure they understand that, although it may be cool on TV, it's not appropriate in real life.
    Simply blocking their access to it isn't going to teach them anything and may very well do more harm than good, especially if they're good with tech and can find a way around it. If I had kids I'd rather they were exposed to it under my guidance than on their own, maybe getting the wrong impression.

    Jw

  68. Censorship? by Master_Ruthless · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hentai asside, hopefully we will be able to see things like Cowboy Bebop without the episodes being edited by censors (*ahem* Adult Swim *ahem*)

  69. CN should have started a Toonami Channel.... by haplo21112 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Looks like they got beaten to the punch...
    but then maybe this is why CN is suddenly dropping alot of the geek friendly stuff...
    maybe there is a secert partnership here...or maybe there should be...!

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    1. Re:CN should have started a Toonami Channel.... by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2

      They do now in England, it's called CNX.

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  70. Yeah! I totally agree. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Oh wait... that includes me doesn't it?! ::blushes, frowning::
    Grrrrrrrrr ::hits wrax with a LART shaped like a bluefin tuna::

    Also, you may enjoy some Goatse.cx after you wake up.

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  71. Crappy dubs from ADV 24/7? Or will it be more? by Maul · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yay. Again, I don't want to sound like an elitist, but is ADV really who fans want doing this?

    First of all, I can't even stand ADV's SUBTITLED anime. They managed to destroy Nadesico with their SUBTITLED version. Not an easy feat, but they managed to do it! I'd rather watch the show
    "raw" than watch their subtitled version, even
    though my Japanese skills aren't all that impressive compared to some of the other fans I watch with.

    Naturally I have some questions about this network that ADV is putting together.

    #1) Are they going to be showing ANY subtitled animation? The likely answer is "no," but there is a chance that they'll put some subtitled shows in the lineup at really late hours. Honestly, I will not watch this network AT ALL if there is no subtitled anime.

    #2) Are other distributors going to be jumping on board? I sincerely hope so, because ADV is probably my LEAST favorite distributor out there.
    If Pioneer, Funimation, Viz, Anime Works, etc. got on board as well there would be more variety.
    ADV has the lisence to a lot of series, but I don't know if they can carry a whole network with what they have.

    #3) Are they going to put NEW stuff on the air, or are they just going air to put shows that they've had available on video for years? Why would anyone tune in to anime they've already seen on video for years?

    #4) Are they going to throw lame marathons of series at us? People have told me that Cartoon Network likes to do DBZ marathons or some such nonsense. That is a pretty sorry excuse for programming, IMO.

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  72. Jeez, Physics Genius is a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chill!

  73. Cartoon Network... by pctainto · · Score: 1

    Isn't that all Cartoon Network is these days? I stopped watching it when Johnny Quest stopped coming on and shows like thundercats were replaced by DragonBallZ. Such crap, but, that's my opinion.

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    1. Re:Cartoon Network... by niftyeric · · Score: 1

      The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest are on week mornings around 4:00am central time. As for the original Johnny Quest, I have no idea. =X

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    2. Re:Cartoon Network... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dragonball z is a great cartoon u cant all ways live in the past things move on johnny quest has had a face lift u still get the classic on bomarang but its good that they are showing new cartoons from abroad

  74. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2
    I kinda like how most people that would complain about the violence and sex in Anime also have HBO, and watch such shows as The Sopranos, OZ, and Sex in the City, but do they have any kind of parental control on that channel?

    But you are right, blocking won't solve anything, they'll either just watch another channel to get their fix, or they'll go down the street to little Billy's, cause his parents don't care what he watches.

  75. How is this garbage "stuff that matters"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Are there no more important news to post on the front page?

    And while we are at it, I always wondered why is there no Ecology section on this site?

    1. Re:How is this garbage "stuff that matters"? by MoneyT · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because Ecology is a bunch of garbage that doesn't matter?

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  76. Anime channel in Japan by doconnor · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiosity, is there an all anime channel in Japan, or don't they have many speciality channels?

    Even Canada has an all animation channel, you'd think Japan would have something similar.

    1. Re:Anime channel in Japan by KORfan · · Score: 1

      I think that there's a few WOWOW anime satellite channels, the number 269 comes to mind.

  77. Robotech 24/7, time to regress into childhood by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

    OMFG!!! This is the best news in a very very very long time, since last year when TDK was releasing Robotech: Battlecry for the X-Box, as well as the other inferior consoles. :D

    Thank god I just upgraded my Tivo hard drive, time to get my Tivo ready.

  78. Greeaat.... by gabec · · Score: 2

    I'm never going to see my girlfriend again.

    1. Re:Greeaat.... by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 1

      So..... which one of you will be too busy watching hent^H^H^H^H^H anime to spend time with the other?

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    2. Re:Greeaat.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That hentai crap will be the reason that all the Japanation will get a bad name in the future. You people are so stupid.

  79. Re:the best part is by jafac · · Score: 2

    unfortunately, my little ones are in love with Hamtaro - bleaugh!

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  80. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, and since they know how to read (they do, don't they?) why don't you buy them a book or two (or are they way too expensive?) and let your children develop good imagination and reading/comprehension skills... Anyway. When a child can read Julius Caesar by Shakespeare at 13, I guarantee you he won't be watching TV much.

    Oh, by the way: Shelter your kids, and they'll get pregnant (or get someone pregnant) at 15. Educate them, and their brain will be mature when their body is, and they'll have fun instead of abortions. You do think that sex is fun, don't you? (a rethorical question, not intended for PhoenixFlare)

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  81. Will it have Hentai at night? by Uttles · · Score: 2

    I'd like to see some good cartoon sex in the evenings.

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  82. details...lacking details.... by phaderphox · · Score: 3, Funny

    First a note: I didn't read through all the posts, as I have a test on my mind that is given in a 24 hr period, and, well, I haven't exactly attended that class...feel free to mod me down due to my bitching about this. on to the post. More details are needed before I, along with many other anime geeks, will be truly excited. Will there be subs, dubs, or both? will it all be censored to hell a la Cartoon Network? Will, as many others have questioned early on, there be times that "adult" content is shown? (I personally like it because it is nonsensically funny...ok...you saw through my lie.) Will these blocks be time based, or day based, or what? Will it only be anime licensed by ADV? Will there be anime movies, such as the popular well known Akira? My only suggestion is to market this like HBO, which has different channels with different purposes. A family channel with censored crap, A sub channel for "purists" (no comment, I like both types in different cases.) , a dubbed channel for "non-purists" (see above) a movie channel, etc. Hell, with enough capital they could have each "block" be a seperate channel. I am sure that there are enough people that would pay (yes pay....a term I don't like either) for this fabulous service. So if you work for ADV and read this, and think it is a good idea, just send me some dvds and pocky. I am running low and, being a college student, have no money.

  83. You can't make fun of anime on /. by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

    No they will mod you down! You made fun of the anime that all the kid dorks are into these dayz (as is the style of the time). I mean come on, don't take yourself so seriously that you can't take a joke. Everything looks the same at the first glance, only after repeated exposure can you tell the difference between anything. Since most people don't watch anime, it's hard to tell what is what.

    Though you have to admit that sometimes they do pan a long time on some of those pictures. I mean come on would it really be THAT hard to draw another frame of animation?

    llal

  84. (bad) dubbing by phorm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The main problem with anime in North America, and especially on cable:

    Baaad dubbing. For example, princess mononoke. The dubbing on the wolf gods was horrible. Part of what makes anime good (in it's pure undubbed form) is the emotion etc portrayed by good voice actors.

    A real Japanese adult voice sounds pissed off sounds way better than when they hire some famous actor (or even worse, some off-the-street voice who hasn't even hit vocal puberty yet).

    American female voices are also fricking annoying.

    Subtitles have always been the way for me, even bad fansubs aren't as bad as bad dubs (and sometimes the mistakes are pretty hilarious too... Boy who sealed to tree. Girl who fall down well into past). Too bad standard cable doesn't offer voice-selection with the subtitle option (does digital? If I can get my anime channel in a semi-pure form I'd pay for that).

    1. Re:(bad) dubbing by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      Partly that's because voice acting in japan
      - is an actual career
      - is highly competitive
      - has plenty of work
      - are the original voices for anime in the chosen language

      The funny thing is how few of them there actually are. Watch enough of this stuff and you'll be able to recognize them immediately (Mitsushi Kotono, my favorite!) Eventually it's a bit distracting. Especially when they've got famous roles under their belt, and they're in something you wouldn't expect. I happened to see a hentai clip with the unmistakeable Hayashibara Megumi once, simultaneously putting pictures of Lina Inverse doing dirty things in my mind and confirming that yes in fact she does play all redheads in anime.

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    2. Re:(bad) dubbing by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      My problem with american female voices is not that they're annoying - the anecdotal evidence of the existence of a burgeoning phone sex industry in this country would seem to indicate that you are way off base there anyway - But that we get the least motivated and talented voice actresses to portray important characters, even when it's supposedly top-dollar. I mean, Elizabeth Berkeley? She can't even fake an orgasm convincingly.

      But more to the point, it seems that every time you have an english overdub, you have the same voices present every time, and the girls always have terrible delivery while all the guys sound either too similar to other characters in the same anime or identical to other characters in other anime due to a too-limited number of voice actors. In particular as far as I can tell the same guy does every police chief and general.

      But you're right about the girls being annoying. They sound like they're reading the words off the sheet (they are) because they can't remember them even for a couple of seconds (they can't) so that they can emote convincingly (yeah right.) The guys get it right about 25% of the time, which is about 25 times more often than the girls.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:(bad) dubbing by deblau · · Score: 2
      Boy who sealed to tree. Girl who fall down well into past

      Damn you! I know what show that is, even thru the bad subbing! Thanks for reminding me how I need to get a life.

      --
      This post expresses my opinion, not that of my employer. And yes, IAAL.
    4. Re:(bad) dubbing by phorm · · Score: 1

      You need to get a life? I have about 85+ fansubs and have watched up to 70-something. Of course, I watch them with my girlfriend, so maybe that's better (a lot of girls seem to like semi-romantic anime storylines).

      If it's out on the cartoon network, I wonder if I can buy legal subbed DVD's. It's a series worth buying (though perhaps I'll wait until it's finished and then look for some sets).

  85. ADs? by InnereNacht · · Score: 2

    They should probably set up a whole "ADs only" hour so they can get all their stuff in and done at once. I bought the 13ep version of Record of Lodoss War and holy balls, there were literally 6-7 intro's for ADV in a row before the film started. Crazy.

    1. Re:ADs? by bludstone · · Score: 1

      There were zero ADs for on ADV the ROLW disks.. because it wasnt released by ADV.

      It was released by CPM (Central Park Media)

      ADV never front-loads trailers, they always have them selectable from the menu.

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      no .sig
    2. Re:ADs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't anymore, but they used to. The Samurai X/Rurouni Kenshin discs and Nadesico, for example...

  86. Hentai by noddingGeek · · Score: 1

    What about the pr0n category? ;-)

  87. Untrue by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

    The kid stigma for american animation is a problem. The no-extended-plotlines taboo of american TV is also a problem.

    But with regards to non-anime animation not portraying emotion, action, or other concepts as well, I must simply disagree. Such artistic matters are key to animation, no matter where it is made, and there are many different ways of going about it. Watch an old Looney Tunes sometime - despite the simplistic stories, there's actually a lot going on. And what're you smoking: american cartoons bend the laws of physics with wild abandon. Anime has no particular advantage in this regard, and in some ways it's actually at a disadvantage - for instance, american cartoons have worked around their' family-friendly constraints by making subtle jokes that differently at kid and adult levels, while anime in contrast is much more specialized with regard to their target demographic. Anime also often animates at a very low framerate that many american animators would regard as intolerable.

    I can only dream of the possiblities if american animation were to move past the first two problems I mentioned. I would truly love to see the results.

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    ---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?

    1. Re:Untrue by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      american cartoons bend the laws of physics with wild abandon

      Forgive me, I was thinking more about pseudo-drama, like you'll see if you turn on the TV and start flipping channels until you see a cartoon. Looney Tunes(was it tunes?) are in a class all their own.

      I had been thinking about a very specific instance in anime vs. a very specific instance in other animation. Keep in mind that it's been a long time since I've seen either(The video store got rid of all their anime inventory...)

      --
      It's been a long time.
    2. Re:Untrue by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      I'm not aware of any American animated dramas, except maybe Spawn. Plenty of absurdist comedy (Simpsons et al) though.

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      ---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?

    3. Re:Untrue by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      Pseudo dramas. Think the new He-Man, or any one of the many crappy "teens doing stupid things" shows.

      Makes me glad I've cut down on my TV-time.

      --
      It's been a long time.
    4. Re:Untrue by Yogurtron · · Score: 1

      Anime also often animates at a very low framerate that many american animators would regard as intolerable. Now, I might be mistaken, but last time I checked, anime was animated in 24fps, which is film framerate. As in, the same framerate one sees at non-IMAX movie theatres. If you want to call movie theatre's framerate intollerable, that's fine by me, but just telling you.

    5. Re:Untrue by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      The framerate of the media, of course, is 24 for movies or 29.97 for TV/Video, but the actual number of cels per second for TV anime often half that, and sometimes less. Less frames means less work, of course, which is partly why anime tends to have more detailed scenes than american animation, which rarely sacrifices motion in the same manner. Of course, high quality movies and action sequences often do full frame rate, as well as CG animation of both types since it involves little extra work, just extra rendering. Also, frame interpolation is becoming popular, which saves a lot of effort.

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      ---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?

  88. What about Star Blazers? by liposuction · · Score: 0

    What about STAR BLAZERS!?!?!!! Didn't anyone watch that?

    Iscandar here I come!!

    =)

    --
    "Thoughts are more powerful than any weapon, and I don't even let my people own guns." --Joseph Stalin
  89. Digital Cable/Satellite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be nice if the channel would be digital only, to allow for alternative languages. you could choose whichever language you perfer to watch them in, and use close captions for translation if you need to.

    Another option for digital cable only is video on demand. They could put a couple of shows on it, and see how many people buy them and in which language. It's better than forming an entire channel without testing the waters first.

  90. Wonderful by kenp2002 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Great now I can see it now, countless hours of schoolgirls in skirts so socially inept fan boys (is that the term now?) can whack off 24 hours a day to soft-core porn, poorly disguised as anime. I'm sorry but the crap that has been coming out lately is just that, crap. Poorly masked soft-core animated porn. Every time I turn on to watch "Anime" all I end up getting is good stories gone bad by the useless inclusion of a 16 to 18ish female character wearing a short skirt and some kid with a bad case of Sayjin hair. Spare me, anime is suffering from the same disease that hit mainstream American television programming. Christ I heard that some high school student at my old school Tartan was caught, umm, buttering the corn, to a picture of Sailor Moon.

    The only series of Anime that seemed to resist this crap was; Dragon Ball (There was Bulma and Launch but that was pretty much it, oh wait Chi Chi, EEEK!!), Dragon Ball Z (Not too many kids in a thong in that series and Bulma wasn't blowing for dollars), Guyver (Only one scene near the end with the shape shifter guy, atmos?), and Record of Lodoss War (I could be wrong, but it sure as hell wasn't Kikocommon). Don't even mention that animated crap-time drama Tenchi "I have the Jason Preisly 90210 Syndrome". I think Japan and Honk Kong (intentional) are coming unraveled at the seams and this weird froth of sexual deviancy is coming across in the anime. Every day I read headlines from the Japanese papers and there is a rash of pedophile activity, wives hooking on the side, and overall moral decay. Now they have hookers in Japan that specialize in acting out rape fantasies. Yep, no bad indicators of social decay there. I don't think the US can keep up, we're being outdone in the sexual deviancy and exploitation of children department by Japan, we have got to get legalized prostitution quickly or we'll lose our #1 spot in fucked up behavior. I love the fact that showing the rape of a poison tasters was needed in the Ninja Scroll movie and don't even make me think about some of the stuff in the "sequel" movies (I threw up during the second one...) Nope anime is long dead. It died of a fatal Pr0n infection. Lost are all the old classics of anime, now it's soft core Hentai (I think I got that right.)

    The second thing that just fucking blows my mind are DATING video games. Holy shit, now that is a seriously bad sign. I find it disturbing that people feel the need to play the Sims (My mundane life of demolished towers, nuclear war, and random street violence is too boring so I think I'll play a video game so I can live out someone else's boring simulated mundane life) but this is just too creepy. Have they total lost the art of REAL social interaction? They need virtual dates? What is the problem, not enough girls to go around? I have only this to say, you reap what you sow, what is the current anime sowing in your kids? Flame Away.

    P.S. Remake a high-rez computer graphic version of Dragon Ball Z with DMX doing the voice of Vegita. Call it DBZ-Hardcore.

    --
    -=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
  91. Re:the best part is by RickHunter · · Score: 2

    GAINAX? Don't make me laugh. Their stuff has more fan service per minute than any other series I can name, and the "intellectual" content of most of their series is all in the minds of the fans. If you want truely original work, Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli is the only real choice.

  92. Limited Anime Library? by _bug_ · · Score: 1

    ADV is one of many anime distributors in the U.S.. Since ADV is the force behind this channel it would stand to reason that anime ADV has distribution rights for would air but anime ADV does not hold distribution rights would be left off the channel.

    This would include many Pioneer/Ban Dai series such as Vison of Escaflowne, Cowboy Bebop, Gasaraki and Serial Experiments Lain.

    It'd be a shame not to be able to see such series on an anime channel.

    1. Re:Limited Anime Library? by krinsh · · Score: 3, Informative

      You would think that they would license the broadcast rights for non-ADV shows from the producers; and producers interested would hopefully fall over themselves to get their shows on this channel. Advertisers would have a great fine-tuned target audience here like they do with TechTV, ESPN, and maybe even BBC America, Lifetime, etc. I have a couple friends that are able to frequent Anime' conventions and have brought me back some stickers and manga for things like the nurse and baseball manga; not just the sci-fi/horror sorts of things you see on Cartoon Network and that (at least I think because I like them like Robotech, etc.) most of us (that are here, I know /. is international) Americans watch. I am completely speculating on whether some of this (video, not print of course!) ends up on this channel. It would be a nice crossover since we seem to get a lot of our material on their channels.

      --
      I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  93. Oh dear. Whats next.... by President+A.+Lincoln · · Score: 0, Flamebait




    Just wondering...Does a subscription to the Anime Channel come with a box of Puffs and a bottle of Lubriderm?

    I really don't know whats more sick -- Guys who want to fuck a blue-haired, pumpkin-headed screamer with dinner plate eyes or guys who want to sit around all day, looking at a TV, and wanting to fuck a blue-haired pumpkin-headed screamer with dinner plate eyes.

    Go get yourself a whore, losers! Else you'll end up like this guy!!!!

    Losers!!

    Sincerely,
    A. Lincoln

    1. Re:Oh dear. Whats next.... by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      Why, oh why is it that when I see something funny, I have NO mod points. The comment is funny, and the link is funnier.

      Please somebody mod the parent up for me please.

  94. oooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so now I don't have to rent the DVD's from Hollywoody video(Lochal Chapter of hollywood video for its' tendancy to higher redheaded babes).To get my Early School Girl Gets Raped and Has Super Power Power Hour 1800-2200.local time

  95. Maxtrix = Gnostic by kenp2002 · · Score: 2

    Concerning your comment the form of Christianist that the matrix reflects is an old faction called Gnosticism that felt that the God that we know as God is a entity called the Demiurge and we are imprisoned in a fake work he created. Jesus was a creation of the REAL Godm the father of the Demiurge and sent him into the world to awaken us to the REAL world. Jesus taught secrets to his students and they went out and taught the secrets to others. Several organizations have been compared to (directly and indirectly) to the Gnostics including the Mormons and Freemasons. The Mormon church is about as close as you can get to the old gnotic ideaology. Just an FYI

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    -=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
  96. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Fascist+Christ · · Score: 1

    they'll go down the street to little Billy's, cause his parents don't care what he watches

    ...or go down the street little Jill's and get the real thing.

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    TodayTM BillyJoelTM GoogleTMd for StitchTMes due to WindowsTM while RollerbladeTMing with an AppleTM and a PopsicleTM
  97. Streaming? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

    Would it be possible for someone with a kind heart and lots of bandwith to set up a live stream of this channel? =-)
    *hint* *hint*

    --
    /.Mattsson - My native language is not English, so please don't whine over linguistic errors. (That's lame anyway...)
  98. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a child can read Julius Caesar by Shakespeare at 13, I guarantee you he won't be watching TV much.

    Like I would let my kid read that rubbish. Shakespeare was nothing more than an overrated, plagiarising hack.

  99. Stop trying to fuck pumpkin headed screamers !!!!! by President+A.+Lincoln · · Score: 0, Troll



    Keep whacking off to the blue-haired freaks and you'll end up like these losers!!!!

    Stop it! You're gonna end up taping your dick between your legs if you dont get offa those goddamn pumpkin heads, you freaks! Look out! You're gonna end up like this guy and have to find a helluva psychiatrist to fix you!!!!

    If you keep wanting to fuck a 2D cartoon, youre gonna even end up like this sick fuck, or this sick fuck!!!

    Keep it up, and you'll end up in prison where you'll meet Bubba and he'll turn you into this sick fuck you sick fucks!!!!!!!

    Stop it!!

    Sincerely,
    A. Lincoln

  100. And they said it wasn't possible by cyranoVR · · Score: 3, Insightful

    According to one source:
    Once again, while the anime market may seem massive to anime fans, and it's true that the anime industry does have a lot of home video marketing influence and power in America, anime itself is still not nearly as understood or recognized an art form or entertainment medium in America as most anime fans think it is. It seems almost inevitable that America will eventually spawn an anime exclusive television network, but when experienced veterans like the Cartoon Network aren't prepared to venture into extensive anime programming, we should probably take that as a sign that an all-anime TV channel is still quite distant for the American market.


    Indeed!

  101. How to spot a liberal by Syncdata · · Score: 2

    9. Uttering outrageous statements with no support.
    10. Assuming negative motivations for actions when logical reasons exist (terrorism is supported by islamic theocracies)
    11. Violent anti-semitism
    12. Posting as an anonymous coward.

    --
    "Inattention makes clowns of us all" -Bean
    1. Re:How to spot a liberal by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      So now he's anti-semitic because he doesn't like Israel? I don't like Israel either, jackass. You should actually go read up on the history of the region. They aren't nice people. Shouting RACIST! RACIST! at someone isn't going to get anyone any closer to understanding your point of view, either.

      Not that I support the other side in their conflict either. Every single country in that region is completely fucked up, INCLUDING Israel.

  102. Re:I don't know if I would let me children watch t by allaryin · · Score: 1

    Umm, yeah, I'll bite the troll. Ok, I have spent more than a little time behind the pulpit on Sunday mornings and am very strongly opposed against pornography et all, however, the general stigma against anime is pure fallacy.

    Yes, Sailor Moon is an anime character who happens to dress like an ordinary Japanese schoolgirl. There is nothing sexual in the costume, and I have always equated people with such fetishes to pedophiles. I am prone to think your Scottish friend's problem is not the anime, but something much more sinister.

    'Anime' is simply the Japanese word for animation. Bugs Bunny -is- anime.

    Pornography exists in animation just as it does on live film, that is to say it makes up a very controversial subgenre. You have probably not heard about normal children's television shows and educational comics because the media likes a scandal, ne?

    My children will grow up watching anime, and I can guarantee that they will be able to watch a great variety of clean, funny, and well-written shows without any real problem on my part. Give me Akazukin Cha Cha over Barney or Telletubbies ANY day.

    --
    Ammon Lauritzen http://simud.org/
  103. Re:Anime = APA recognized sexual fetish. by President+A.+Lincoln · · Score: 0



    " In regular animation, the laws of physics are generally followed, but in anime, they are usually willing to drop such laws if it makes the action seem faster, or if it helps a joke play out better."


    Yes, yes... So the next time I walk around my neighborhood and see a mouse pick up a 400 lbs anvil and drop it on the head of a cat, i'll remember to blame Tom and Jerry for being an American cartoon which factors out every frame using the laws of Newtonian physics.

    You're a sick, dilluted fuck who wants to pork a cartoon, and worse than a cartoon -- a cartoon with a pumpkin shaped head, blue hair, an grotesquely oversized eyeballs, which by the way happens to be recognized as a sexual fetish by the American Psychiatric Assocation. You're deriving sexual stimulation from a hyper-non-threatening pumpkin headed screamer because you're too much of a fucking geek to go out and get a real woman.

    Don't worry, tho. Rumor has it theres enough Prozac to go around.

    Sincerely,
    A. Lincoln

  104. Hi! I have no life! by MoneyT · · Score: 2

    Hi, I'm a typical slashdrone flaming people from my parents garage where I still live. Someday, after I finish downloaded the internet off of my cable modem I may seek the outside world and this mystery called human interaction, but until then I am content to complain about other people who I don't know while hiding behind a viel of anonmity, cause god knows I'd never have the guts to say something like this to someones face.

    --
    T Money
    World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    1. Re:Hi! I have no life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while hiding behind a viel of anonmity

      Wow! I could use a vial of anonymity. Throw off the feds and such, you know...

    2. Re:Hi! I have no life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh fuck you.

      slashbotting idiot. AC is good because we can speak to fucks like you without having to fear losing our karma whore account's karma when we disagree with slashbots.

      if you think ANYTHING here is insightful enough or important enough to warrant disclosure, you are fucking pathetic.

      and you know moneyt, i would fucking kick your ass if you acted like the know it all fuckhead you do here. or i'd fire you if i was your boss. you are single. i know you are.

      no woman.
      boss hates you.
      lives at home.
      would get ass kicked hard in bar.

      this is you. fuck off.

  105. Re:Anime = APA recognized sexual fetish. by President+A.+Lincoln · · Score: 0


    Also, i'm going to hold off shoving my cat thru an intricate array of glass tubes, flasks, laboratory equiptment until I get to the bottom of this "Hey, cartoons arent real!" thing you keep talking about.

    Fuckin freak.

    Sincerely,
    A. Lincoln

  106. Anime Channel in Southeast Asia by Jack+Admiral · · Score: 1

    The closest we have to an anime channel here in Southeast Asia is AXN (www.axn-asia.com). It features 2.5 hours of Anime (5 shows) shown three times daily (so it's more like 7.5 hours a day). Right now they are all shown subbed. They were dubbed before but they weren't any good (except for Kenshin though).

    I hope, one day, AXN will spin-off a 24 hour anime channel. I hope ADV's venture will give them an idea.

  107. Smartest move may be to do both by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

    If it's not a premium channel, there's a ton of stuff they won't be able to get away with. But if it's a premium channel, it'll be impossible to get subscribers beyond the existing pool of fanboys. The smartest move may be to do both. It's technically possible (on my service MTV2 and Spice share a channel).

    Have a primary block that is freely available to everyone and meets regular American TV standards. Advertise it on other channels, and make every series a television event. Show your very best and broadest stuff to secure new viewers. Make it dubbed, and explain things to the uninitiated. The commercials keep this part of the channel self-sustaining. Most importantly, promote the the premium subscription and its advantages heavily.

    The rest of the time, the channel is in premium mode and is available only to subscribers (scramble it, but not the sound if you can). It's a much bigger experience. Reruns of series with episodes you might have missed. Subtitled verisions. No censorship. A whole other major block of time with good series you could never show on network TV (right after the primary one). And a lot of lesser series to fill time and expand viewing choices.

    It's an unusual approach, but then again anime is an unusual thing to show. I think this is the best option.

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    ---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?

  108. Re:Anime = APA recognized sexual fetish. by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    I never thought I'd say this, but the entire population of slashdot has a message for you!

    "Get a fucking life!"

    Try to pull yourself out of the unreal world you've painted for yourself, and wen you get back to reality, do us all a favour: kick yourself in the ass a couple times for reading so much into a message which had nothing to do with pornography, and only made a passing reference to the physics thing! I know it's difficult for your 14 year old mind to concieve, but there are things in life other than sex and pornography, and though this may be a difficult concept for such a demonstratably small mind to comprehend, some people watch movies and TV shows for their plots and literary elements, rather than because the female lead has big breasts.

    --
    It's been a long time.
  109. Re:Crappy dubs from ADV 24/7? Or will it be more? by bludstone · · Score: 1

    Yes, ADV is really who fans want doing this.

    Their recent releases have been nothing short of spectacular. Some of their backcatalogue stuff (nadesico included) have been released kinda crappily due to poor masters, but lately their quality of product has been fantastic.

    To answer your questions

    1) Probably. Either latenite or the SAP w/ close captions on. I wouldnt be suprised if this happens.

    2) Probably. ADV already distributes for some other anime companies.

    3) Yes.. Raxhephon (which i cant spell properly) will likely be aired on The Anime Network before its released on DVD

    4) All channel do marathons sometimes.

    Yes some of ADV's early dvd releases were faulty. But frankly, they have improved far beyond the rest to be the #1 anime retailer in the nation.

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    no .sig
  110. Re:I don't know if I would let me children watch t by Darkelf_01 · · Score: 1

    If you were not sure that Sailor Moon was an anime, you obviously are not that familiar with anime. It's a media that spans across many themes, including children's television. Shows like Pokemon, Hamtaro, Card-Captor Sakura, and others are perfectly fine for little kids. There is also hentai-anime, which is cartoon pornography. Some of it might even make adults uneasy. And there is an entire range in the middle, from science fiction to comdedy and drama. So hearing a few horror stories and letting it represent the entire genre is like someone who's never watched any TV at all to watch the Man Show or Jackass and think that represents television in it's entirety. I suggest if your kids want to watch any particular program, find a review of it and watch an episode. In the end it is you who should define what are good influences for your children, not the media.

    P.S. Roadrunner and Bugs Bunny are some of the most violent media I have ever seen. Time and time again characters pursue their victims with explosives, blows to the head, or getting them to fall off high ledges. After their faces are blown off or their bodies are crushed, the victim collects himself, only mildly annoyed. There is no consequence for what would be murder in the real world, and the lesson the dis can learn is that physical violence is fun. At least in most animes a kid will learn what will kill a person. Hell, in a lot of anime the character will even learn that killing is bad(Gundam, Trigun, and Kenshin are all good examples of animes where the main characters don't believe in killing).

  111. Re:I don't know if I would let me children watch t by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

    WOW! Two lengthy responces to your troll. Congratulations on the quality of your troll ;-)

  112. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the addition of an anime channel to the television lineup, geeks have now grown enormous forearm muscles. Particularly in one arm.

  113. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2
    Not my little Billy, he wouldn't do such a thing. My little Billy is a good boy. He doesn't have sex or do drugs. Surely you are thinking of some other little Billy.

    Pulls parental blinders a little tighter...*

  114. Re:Crappy dubs from ADV 24/7? Or will it be more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're still missing the point. Not to sound totally lame, but ADV is the Microsoft of the anime world. They go to cons and see what the next big fansub project is and then buy it up only to let it languish. And their translations aren't really that good. Gasaraki is a perfect example, it's an ok translation, but I have seen fan subs that are a thousand times better. They also take no input from fans. People in the anime community have been trying to get through to them for years, and it always falls on deaf ears. I'm sure it doesn't help that years ago they go totally flamed right off of rec.arts.anime, but still. And ADV will never clean up their act because there are so many fans that are new and have no idea at all about them. All in all, and ADV channel is about as appealing as MSNBC.

  115. Re:Anime = APA recognized sexual fetish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that _you_ know so much about this 'fetish' speaks volumes. And the word you were looking for is 'deluded', not 'dilluted' (which you spelled incorrectly to boot). You'll learn these things as you progress through high school. Assuming someone doesn't give your ass a well deserved kicking back to the 3rd grade first, in light of your poor attitude.

  116. Finally. by bigfleet · · Score: 1

    This is the first good thing to come out of Houston since the Space Shuttle.

  117. Adults? by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 2

    The single thing which makes anime better than other cartoon styles is their constant willingness to treat it's viewers like adults. There have been other examples of this, such as Heavy Metal and Heavy Metal 2000, but they are rare.

    Excuse me, but did you see the same "Heavy Metal" that I did? Unless your definition of "adult" includes stoned 15-year-old boys, there were exactly zero adults being catered to by that movie.

    In regular animation, the laws of physics are generally followed

    Uh, what the hell are you talking about? Either I missed the section of Newton's laws of motion that concerned coyotes surviving falls from mile-high cliffs and the bit in biology class where they mentioned ducks having detachable (usually via explosives) bills, or you have a very strange notion of what the laws of physics are.

    --

    News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters? Like hell.

    1. Re:Adults? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think folks are up treatment of adults aka maturity with age. A 32 yo (year old) can watch Heavy Metal and not get wet like a 15 yo, and yet the 32 yo can still appreciate the animiation and story for what it is.

      You also have to consider that treatment as mature does not mean the content is adult but the handling of subject matter is catered to a viewer that is of mature sensibilities.

      Why is this difficult for you to fathom? It's not like Toy Story or Shrek (or anything from Pixar, Disney, etc.) was written for 40 yo adults, yet I doubt you'd be slamming a 40 yo for going to see a kid's movie without their kids. They're fun films. Even the writes know this and throw in material that's above the heads of kids for the adult viewers.

      Or would you be saying Spiderman, definitely catered towards the teen crowd, grossed what it did only because it held interest to teens only? Or people who saw Star Wars (what is now 4-6) in their teens are of the wrong "age level" to now appropriately see Episodes 1-3 (3 what it comes out, of course)?

      Heck, my 70+ yo father watches "Courage the Cowardly Dog" and that spongebob or whatever show. It's a fun show. But it's hardly "adult" material, but it doesn't treat it's audience like utter idiots. And don't even go there and say he or I are the exception--oddly enough, the CNBC powerlunch crowd seems to, from time to time, have fun with that squarepants/spongebob character (I think one of the analysis and one of the announcers watch), so 30 yos seem to enjoy this sort of thing. But it's not like it's written for 30 yos.

  118. How does Pecola/Cybersix classify? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, they are Canada-Japan coproduction. Do they count as 'anime'?

    1. Re:How does Pecola/Cybersix classify? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      Has any US network ever shown all 13 episodes of Cybersix?

  119. Shojou? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad the categories cover every anime genre... including shojou... that goes in the action, part right? no? sci-fi? adventure? horror/martial arts?

    I think it stinks that they wouldn't even put one of the best genres into their channel lineup. Apparently the bozos at ADV think that anime is a mostly guy interest. not only do they lose the chance to capture young, medium, and large girls, but they also lose out on a lot of best series....

    it would actually be pretty cool if ADV used this channel as a testing ground for some of the classic series that never got licensed. If people seemed to be liking them, then they could pick it up and release it on dvd... although ADV does have a history of creating poor products... so maybe this isn't such a good idea...

    1. Re:Shojou? by BigFire · · Score: 1

      Ahm, one of ADV's biggest seller of last year is a shoujo baseball series "Princess Nine". The owner of ADV love the show so much that he personally negotated its license (though at the time, the show's prospect in a boys dominated R1 market is slim). Well, his gamble payed off, and you can bet your farm that when ADV gets their channel up and running Princess Nine will be amounst their lineup.

  120. This sounds cool... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This sounds cool, I just hope they can pull it off.

    Personally, I'd pay what HBO costs to have a channel like that provided it would do the following things.

    1. Run complete series. Aka, "Cowboy Bebop Weekend"
    2. No editing... Show the series the way it was intended to be shown, not all edited to pieces to cut out "objectible" content.

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    1. Re:This sounds cool... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      Personally, I'd pay what HBO costs to have a channel like that provided it would do the following things. 1. Run complete series. Aka, "Cowboy Bebop Weekend"

      I especially want them to do this because all the damn anime file-trading is really reducing the capacity of the internet to carry its primary payload: pornography.

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  121. Re:I don't know if I would let me children watch t by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
    Firstly, dressing up Japanese girls in sailor suits was an act of extreme sexism.

    Nextly, they haven't worn those sailor suits in quite a long time. Perhaps you haven't been to Japan lately?

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  122. Does anyone remember? by JSkills · · Score: 1
    Battle of the Planets?

    G Force

    The fiery Phoenix

    Battling Zoltar

    crazy robotic enemies

    Oh man - I loved that show.

  123. Re:Crappy dubs from ADV 24/7? Or will it be more? by bludstone · · Score: 1

    Do you really think that ADV goes through fansubbers to get their anime? They dont. They have direct communication with the companies in japan. So much so, that ADV is co-sponsoring the creation of over a dozen anime. ADV is always building more studios in order to produce anime faster. You cant seriously belive that ADV purposely sits on titles theyve paid thousands and thousands of dollars for. No. Delays are due to production times, dubbing efforts, lisencing agreements, and the sheer vastness of their catalogue.

    ADV communicates with the anime fans on the www.animeondvd.com forums. They have several active reps there that respond to fans on a daily basis. "Getting to them" hasnt been a problem for a few years.

    How do you know the fansub is a better translation? Do you speak japanese? Most people find the fansub translation better because they are exposed to it first. Most people in-the-know can point out that, yes sometimes fansubs ARE better, but most of the time the company translations are superior.

    In short, you sound totally lame and i am a complete nerd for knowing all this.

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  124. Hentai aside? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    Hey! Put the hentai down and step away slowly! You can take away my hentai when you pry it out of my cold, dead, semi-clenched fist.

  125. Re:Crappy dubs from ADV 24/7? Or will it be more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd chime in that it depends on the fansubber(good ones are great... then there are the rest), and there's a matter of taste involved. Fansubbers target fans, who want minimal localization. The companies know they've got the fans, but want to attract the mainstream, so they localize more.

    My personal taste leans towards the less localization preference. What is annoying these days is that anime is getting picked up so quickly it never gets fansubbed, or if it does, it is a rather quick and dirty translation...

  126. North America by Danj2k · · Score: 1

    Something that I wonder about is whether this will ever show up in the UK. Yes, I know we have CNX now, which puts us in a much better situation with regard to anime on TV than we were before, but the only decent anime on it are Cowboy Bebop and Outlaw Star, both of which you guys in the US have already had on Cartoon Network - although we got the uncut versions! They even showed the hot springs episode of Outlaw Star :)
    I know there's the issue of whether they have the license for the UK, but IIRC ADV has a policy of getting licenses that cover the English-speaking world outside of Asia. I'd be quite happy to pay extra to have this channel on Sky Digital.

  127. Funny story by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I had puter setup and for some crazy reason I had anonymous ftp set to read and write.

    Well, one night I'm in bed and I can hear the server hard drive going crazy. I go over to the server and the console is slow as crap. I check the log and I'm out of diskspace on a 8gig drive that had nothing really on it but a bare bones install of redhat.

    So I start searching around doing du and I notice that my ftp folder has about 7gig of data. I look in the folder and there are hundreds of anime porn videos!

    I do a search on the internet for my ip and find out that I got flagged as the anime porn hub of the internet. Needless to say, I shut down ftp and made a lot of anime porn fans unhappy.

    Personally, I don't get the infacuation with anime porn.. but hey, people also like to watch beastiality and bukkake.

  128. Ahhh pity, I dragged my feet too long... by NeuroManson · · Score: 4, Informative

    Been beating about the idea for a dedicated anime network for about 4 years now, but lacked the resources (legal, monetary) to forge into it.

    The idea was similar, but had an added bonus whereas in the event you had a TV with SAP and CC (most do, nowadays), a secondary audio program in Japanese would be added, with the CC doing it's bit for subtitling in English. I also planned an "adult" segment that would broadcast at the wee hours, with full V-chip compliance (in which, nobody could sue in case their kids were watching Ghost in the Shell and ogling Kusanagi's breasts)...

    Ahwell, I have enough ideas on the backburner as it is, it's good to see someone fleshing it out...

    Pity it's ADV, however, because I can guarantee the anime shown will have horrible English dubbing, and as they have a pretty limited stock, chances are all they'll prodcast for the first half year is what currently exists within their video catalog...

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  129. Whiners... by pyrote · · Score: 1

    I sit here reading this discussion and I am ashamed. This community appeals to me because I thought it included a general base of intelligence and openess. I seem to be mistaken.

    Anime is not all hentai. Maybee the sick fuck who runs your local video store stocked up on hentai, but a mojority of the anime out there is clean. Personally I could care less about hentai, but I do crave movies with PLOTS. Unfortunately american cinema can not offer this.

    American cinema is pouring out 'cute' crap like 'the santa clause' and weak crap like 'starship troopers'. I demand more. Mononoke, Gundam Wing, Ghost in the shell, heck even Tenchi Muyo all have deeper plots than anything I see in the USA. Yes you will whine, 'what about matrix or (insert favorite movie here)?' but there are a few jems, but not many. Besides, Matrix is based on anime anyway (oops you watched some anime related materials).

    I had hoped that I could see an intelligent discussion about a subject I enjoy, but it seems to all be ranting about hentai.

    I get on the net to get OUT of Utah.

    Here's a nickel, gimme my 3 cents back.

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    1. Re:Whiners... by DynamiteNeon · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with pyrote here. I would have expected a little more thoughtful repsonses, but most people are just spouting off stereotypes and showing their ignorance. The simple truth here is that the content of anime is as varied or sophisticated as most US shows, but the only ones the public knows about are the ones brought over here. Unfortunately, the ones licensed in America and shown on tv aren't necessarily the best representation of the variety that Anime has to offer. Most of the popular shows here are the ones catering to teenage boys which is mostly just because the companies still believe that's the only viable market to sell to. And as for art styles, again, not every anime has "big eyed" individuals. The art styles from show to show can be just as varied. And it's also important to not just look at the face when you're criticizing the art as being too simplistic. If you notice in most anime, the simplification of the face is just a tool to make expressing emotion easier. Most of the background and even the rest of character's bodies are often drawn with more beauty and detail than even some American animation. But again, it's commone for people to focus on the faces. Maybe that's the point? You can always tell someone doesn't know what they're talking about in this case when the only examples they know of are DBZ and Pokemon. Please try to be more informed people before you respond. I'm starting to lose my respect for this community as it is.

  130. Dub or sub? by nstrom · · Score: 1

    I won't watch anime unless it's subbed, ergo if they don't show subbed anime, I won't watch their channel. As many people have said, there's always the option of using SAP and closed captioning if they want to show dubbed programming as well.

  131. Re:Crappy dubs from ADV 24/7? Or will it be more? by Maul · · Score: 2

    The last time I talked with someone from ADV was in IRC. I asked him why ADV chose to do the overlays with Nadesico. Many people in the channel agreed that they damaged the visual appearance of the show. The ADV employee did not answer the question but rather decided to continue talking with the "fanboys" in the channel who kept saying, "It must be so cool to work for ADV!!!"

    From that experience I gather that ADV doesn't care jack about supporting the more "hardcore" fans. They seem to only care care about prolonging the anime fad in the USA.

    When this "anime fad" dies, the "hardcore" fan is all that ADV will have left.

    In the old days of fansubbing (when people were still trading tapes), the fansubs often WERE better because they didn't go for high localization. High localization will tend to mangle a script. They also took their time with a series. It seems that timing and editing were both superior back then.

    Nowadays the digisubbers seem to try to rush so they can get it out before the show is lisenced.

    An example of localization messing up the script is as follows: In the first episode of Fruits Basket, Yuki tells Tohru (regarding the inclusion of the "cat" in the Chinese Zodiac legend) something along the lines of "there is no such thing as the juusanshi."

    Funimation did not really translate this part very well in their DVD subtitles, because to do so they would have to explain that the Japanese call the Chinese Zodiac "juunishi" (12 Signs). If the cat were included it would become "juusanshi" (13 Signs) instead. But this explanation would be tough to localize. The best they could really do is have Yuki say, "There are only 12 signs in the Chinese Zodiac, not 13."

    But they didn't even do that. They just have him say something along the lines of "There is no place for the cat in the Chinese Zodiac."

    While what Yuki is trying to convey to Tohru is the same. However, this is a totally different way of saying it.

    I believe the fansub I first saw had him say, "There is no such thing as the juuSANshi."

    Of course, at the beginning there were cultural notes that explained all this.

    Truthfully, nowadays there are tons of fansub groups doing digi-subs online. There are usually many groups doing the same series at once. Many of these groups are fairly crappy. But there are some good ones out there that I feel produce better subtitles than many commercial releases have.

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  132. Re:Crappy dubs from ADV 24/7? Or will it be more? by Maul · · Score: 1

    Of course I know SOME Japanese. I usually am able to pick up quite a bit and can often tell when people are saying something quite different than what the subtitles say.

    The reason I still use subtitles is that I don't know everything, and I especially have problems understanding dialects other than the "standard" language (such as the Kansai dialect).

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  133. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit.

    I started reading Shakespeare at 11 years old, when, for some bizarre reason, i got moved ahead a grade in english classes, and still I watched tv any chance i could.

    Some people just like some things an awful lot - be it exercise, reading, or smoking pot, watching tv, or anything. Genetics can be a bitch.

    bleh

  134. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
    I don't want my kids watching that violent and sexually-explicit stuff.

    Yeah, if God had wanted us to have sex He would have made it our way of reproduction

    I'm more inclined to agree with the violence part though

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  135. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by chris_mahan · · Score: 2

    Must be because you didn't want to read Shakespeare but rather watch TV?

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  136. Re:the best part is by Zorikin · · Score: 2

    > the "intellectual" content of most of their series is all in the minds of the fans

    I'd rather watch a series that facilitates the exercise of my own imagination over a series that spoon-feeds it any day.

  137. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

    im sure that being a physics genius you would be well aware of the effect that the 'on/off' button has on the electron gun in the back on the teevee ... (hint : it actually causes it to cease functioning)

    (and yeah, best that we shield everyone from violence and sex, cause they never happen out in the real world)

  138. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, dork. It's called 'taking responsibility for what your kids watch' or more simply, being a parent. Or maybe that concept is a tad too complicated for you?

  139. How to spot a conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Starts numbering his lists at "9"

  140. Re:Hi! I have no life! Fat and Poor tsarkon report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people like him, money, are invariably FAT.

    FAT people on the ent get all self righteous because they hide behing a monitor and live vicariously in a world where thier frumpy fat corpulent bodies are not seen.

    So whenever you hear a SHOW YOURSELF rant here, its a fat fuck who wants your to bear it all digitally. You knwo you wont be seeing him on the beach at spring break.

    these self righteous types are always poor too, white trash brio users from a trailer in upstate. /ignore.

  141. Matrix == Live Action Anime by vandemar · · Score: 2
    So, the animated Matrix shows would be animated-live-action-animé then?

    FYI, WB will be releasing a set of Matrix anime in 2003, and it will be called Animatrix.

    To consider these movies to be animé is to be both ignorant and illogical. These show are much more related to hong-kong action movies than to japanese cartoons.

    Check out the Matrix / Ghost in the Shell Comparison. It's quite clear that the Wachowski brothers were influenced by anime.

    The Matrix follows very much in the style of action anime. And it's not just the fight scenes. The way the characters move when they are in the Matrix is quite distinct from real life. It's all very purposeful, direct, and aesthetic. In other words, very much like how anime characters move.

    I suspect one of the reasons why this happens in anime is that it's easier to animate characters if they don't make all the uneccessary movements that real people make. It also looks cooler. Action anime characters tend to look like they're posing all the time. Every cell of animation is drawn to deliver the most aesthetic appeal. You will find that Matrix characters are similar in this respect. Some examples are Trinity's "Doge this!" scene, and the Morpheus (and gang) "We're in" picking-up-the-phone scene. In the latter, the characters in the background don't even move, just like in an anime.

    1. Re:Matrix == Live Action Anime by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      Check out the Matrix / Ghost in the Shell Comparison [geocities.com]. It's quite clear that the Wachowski brothers were influenced by anime.

      I know that, I even said it in my previous post!

      [...] to deliver the most aesthetic appeal. You will find that Matrix characters are similar in this respect.

      Oh come on! Having a sense of aesthetics doesn't make it anime! Being japanese animation makes something anime, looking cool existed before the japs ever chot their first cell.

      Go read my previous post again, and remeber my point: Just because something was inspired by anime doesn't make it anime.

      The matrix was also inspired by westerns (the scene right before the subway "bullet time" when Neo and the agent are just looking at each other, very "high noon", they even have a piece of paper pretending to be one of those little bush that are always rolling around in westerns). Does that make the matrix a western? No! Its just one of its many inspirations.
      The Matrix is not animated, so it isn't anime.
      The animatrix will have anime episodes, although I think they won't all be in that style, so those will be anime.

      In the same line of thought, Burton's Mars Attacks isn't a 50's flying saucer movie, its an hommage to the 50's flying saucers movies. Not being made in the 50's makes it separate from the real ones that were actually shot in the 50's.
      See what i mean?

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    2. Re:Matrix == Live Action Anime by vandemar · · Score: 2
      Having a sense of aesthetics doesn't make it anime! Being japanese animation makes something anime, looking cool existed before the japs ever chot their first cell.

      The Matrix is not animated, so it isn't anime.

      My intended meaning wasn't that aesthetics equals anime. The Matrix had a certain feel to it. The way characters move. The flow of each scene. These were not seen before to this extent, except in anime. Certainly the Matrix is not an animation, but it has qualities that can otherwise be found only anime. So it's like an anime, except it's live action. Hence live action anime.

  142. John Ledford? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CEO John Ledford:
    Does anybody remember the BBS "Mines of Moria" in the mid eighties? It was in Houston. Run by good old John Ledford. The same guy that cruised up and down Westheimer in his 50th anniversary 300zx. When he wasnt throwing eggs at girls houses he was gettin it on with his best bud Tim Fitzhenry! And lets not forget his failed ripoff game store Gametronics! John, did you not like the black hooker I had sent to your house in River Oaks? :)

  143. Re:I don't know if I would let me children watch t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and oh do not forget, whenever good ol' bugs bunny gets into trouble, he is most often likely to dress up as a woman to get out of trouble!

    racism, violence, and crossdressing oh my! very healthy cartoons.

  144. What Men Like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Men who get off on reading comic books about torturing women are sick in the head. Yeah women are smaller than men. So are children. Do they get off on that too? Something is wrong upstairs when you feel the need to hurt others just because you can. And if you are just reading about it and you pay someone to write about it, you are a freak.

  145. Shut up Pip. This is why nobody likes you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    frickin dweeb.

  146. DirectTV Latin has one "anime" channel by marcomarrero · · Score: 1


    There is one channel (I think is from Chile or Agentina) called Locomotion. It's 50% anime (Bebop, Saber Marionette, etc) and 50% other stuff (South Park, Duckman, Dr Katz, etc.). It might be somewhat censored.

    If the ADV channel is not premium, all anime will be instantly censored, edited, and maybe like CN, with constant reruns. Heck, even Fist of the North Star movie was censored in VHS and HBO runs. (the LSD effect when anyone exploded)

    There is a lot of fansub on the net, and a Chinese company that distribute region-all anime series. It's not top-notch quality, but at least it's not censored and horriby expensibe. Any american distributed OVA/series is $50-100.. Any entire season of the Simpsons cost much less!

  147. Re:suck me dry FP biatches by sco08y · · Score: 1

    Simple: All they'll need is to have their Fritos, Pepsi and socks delivered to their door and they never have leave the house again.

  148. I protest in the strongest possible manner! by Carlinya · · Score: 1

    Opps! I pressed the wrong button. Am new to slashdot. In any case... BAKA ZARU! HENTAI! I'm taking potshots at you! Okay, here is how you define anime. IT's the style that matters. What one people consider anime, others may not. I've been watching and reading anime for as long as I can remember (okay, I'm 18, so what?:)) and one of the things that makes anime anime is that it must have been published in manga format first. (at least for me :p) Manga, for all you unintiated guys (I'm presuming I'm talking to MOSTLY guys) are comic books. If the manga is really popular (which happens about 45% of the time) then they turn it into an anime if it's popular enough and they get good connections, like Sailormoon. In case you were wondering, you should read the mangs first BEFORE watching the Anime. There are a few exceptions to the rule, but I've yet to find one. Any of those who have AXN (Action Network here in Asia) will agree. Personally, I find DBZ's anime annoying, having been able to get my hands on all the manga before watching the anime. Let's see... That's all I can think of for noe. Flame me if you want, but be warned... I'M A FANFIC AUTHOR! I CAN KILL YOU IF I WANT TO! MUAHAHAHAAHAH!!! *knocks evil twin over* Sorry guys. My twin got control of the computer, but I think you can guess that that's SOMETHING an anime fanfic author might write :)

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    1. Re:I protest in the strongest possible manner! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2

      Jeez, dude, do your parents EVER let you out of the basement? Do they have basements in Asia?

      (Large robotic foot slowly descends upon you)

    2. Re:I protest in the strongest possible manner! by Carlinya · · Score: 1

      You have a foot?

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  149. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Educate them, and their brain will be mature when their body is

    How does education grant maturity and wisdom?

    You do think that sex is fun, don't you?

    Would someone's opinion matter less if they didn't think sex was fun? Do you think that, say, a eunuch can't live a fulfilling life?

    Sex at a young age isn't much fun, at least for the girl. Aside from premature ejaculation, the fact is that most of the time the girl isn't all that willing. Male teenage hormones don't take no for an answer. My recollection was that it was a duty. I had to fuck some girl to prove I wasn't gay and that I was cool. After all, "sex is fun," right? I wouldn't want to be not "fun," now would I?

  150. ADV in Houston, TX by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

    Thank GOD that ADV Films is a local company. I have a friend that is very good friends a few people at ADV and some who do the translations and voices. There was a story in of the the local newspapers about ADV Films and how they are growing.

  151. Re:Crappy dubs from ADV 24/7? Or will it be more? by bludstone · · Score: 2

    The reason ADV overlayed nadesico is because it was a back catalogue title, and that was the only masters they had for the show. They dont overlay new titles. Stop complaining about something they dont do anymore.

    The people that work at ADV are some of the most hardcore fans around. Most of them used to be fansubbers! At the same time, ADV is a company, and they do need a return on their investments. Its a fine balance that they do a superior job at.

    Oh yes, the days of trading tapes. Yeah, theres nothing I enjoyed more then those hecto fansubs, let me tell you. Bad spelling, unecessary swearing, and just not subbing stuff because they didnt feel like it or were too drunk at the time.

    Your comment on localization is foolish at best, and only comes into affect with shows like dbz, pokemon, and other pop titles.

    I myself am A big fan of linear notes. Hell, look at ADV's release of excel saga. Their pop-up-video style notes are fantastic. You cant really accuse them of pandering to the general public.

    Funi is a new company, and this is an odd example. Does this affect the story or meaning of what was said at all? This is a tiny nitpick. "Hacking" of the script is when they refer to sake as tea, or try to Americanize phrases. They are still including the cultural signifigance in the translation.

    FYI "There is no such thing as the juuSANshi" is not a translation, they left a word in thats not a name! Proper, professional translation should contain the meaning and intonation of the original phrase, while at the same time saving the cultural signifigance. (the piss/water phrase from mononoke applies here)

    My problem with funi's release of furaba was the small subtitle font! :)

    I disagree. Ive got many friends who are major members of these fansub groups (yes, the good ones) and they know their stuff isnt nearly as good as the professional release... tho the use of kareoke is quite impressive :)

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  152. Re:Will it come with a lockout? by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

    Replying to a troll I know.

    I did not imply that maturity was equivalent to wisdom.

    I did not imply that abstinence was a defect. It's a choice. Like drinking. Drinking can be fun, and people abstain.

    if you saw sex as a duty and felt "peer-pressured" then you probably did not want to do it. Anything that you do that you don't want to do is not going to be fun.

    Also, if the girl is not willing, it's rape, regardless of the age.

    Male teenage hormones can take jail for an answer. This is why it's very important to educate children well in that regard because a 18 year old fucks a 17 year old, and he's looking at jail time, hormones or not.
    Even if you didn't want to drive (personal choice, nothing wrong with that) you would still want your child to take a driving course before getting behind the wheel of a car, wouldn't you?

    Sex is fun when it's done responsibly. When I mean fun, I mean, enjoyable, pleasurable, and relaxing. Just like driving and flying a plane. True you don't have to do it, but if you don't do it because you think it's scary, then seek therapy and make an informed decision.

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  153. ADV LIES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont trust anything ADV says till the promise is fufilled.
    ADV regularly makes people tond of promises and never follows through on them.

    1. re:ADV lies!!! by CoderLuna · · Score: 1

      Aren't all dub companies famous for making promises and not following through? We've got to hold hope anyway. If ADV does create this anime channel I wonder in how many places it will be available. It won't do any good to have a channel if nobody can see it.

  154. Re:Crappy dubs from ADV 24/7? Or will it be more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spare us the ADV dosnt overlay anymore crap.
    Dragonahlf was an old title that never was dubbed. When they decided to make a DVD they made a dub VHs first, then the DVD.
    The DVD ended up with overlays.
    They claim it's an old catalog title and all they had was the dub master.
    Thats a crock of shit.
    ADV reps lie all the time, and they have been doing it for years.
    Remember when DLW used to post to usenet all about how ADV was going to be putting out Soundtracks?
    We hounded him to find out details and he jsut made more and more promises.
    It never happened, and the wahy ADV reps present the company in public never changes.

  155. Hooray by Pendrag0n · · Score: 1

    Sweet Jesus, this is what I have been waiting for. I'm lost for words. ^^

  156. Car Wars by KORfan · · Score: 1

    I think the introductory material to the original Car Wars game (Steve Jackson Games) covered this quite well.

  157. Re: FPS in Anime by Abreu · · Score: 2

    It depends... You cant compare the quality of an average Sailor Moon episode with a movie like Ghost in the Shell or Akira.

    Some made-for-tv anime definietly suffers from repetitive scenes and low framerates, just like US-made animation, however most Anime movies and made-for-video episodes generally have very good quality work.

    And of course, theres the occasional studio like Gainax, who make an art out of saving frames... There are lots of scenes in Evangelion where movement is non-existant and 2 or 3 minutes can passby, creating wonderful tension in the audience.

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  158. Re:a good thing? [Spooge] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Princess Mononoke was pretty great, kenshin was ok.

    But saying that Rah Xephon was good crosses the ultimate line of goatse-like retardation. That's almost as bad as saying Shamanic Princess is worth keeping in existence, or that Linux is better than Windows.

  159. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great
    crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs
    and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and
    resisting the current what each had learned from birth. But one creature
    said at last, "I trust that the current knows where it is going. I shall
    let go, and let it take me where it will. Clinging, I shall die of boredom."
    The other creatures laughed and said, "Fool! Let go, and that current
    you worship will throw you tumbled and smashed across the rocks, and you will
    die quicker than boredom!"
    But the one heeded them not, and taking a breath did let go, and at
    once was tumbled and smashed by the current across the rocks. Yet, in time,
    as the creature refused to cling again, the current lifted him free from the
    bottom, and he was bruised and hurt no more.
    And the creatures downstream, to whom he was a stranger, cried, "See
    a miracle! A creature like ourselves, yet he flies! See the Messiah, come
    to save us all!" And the one carried in the current said, "I am no more
    Messiah than you. The river delight to lift us free, if only we dare let go.
    Our true work is this voyage, this adventure.
    But they cried the more, "Saviour!" all the while clinging to the
    rocks, making legends of a Saviour.
    -- Richard Bach

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