hearah for canada where health care is pretty much free
It certainly isn't free, I'm in a ~40% tax bracket. Not all that goes to health care, of course, but a good chunk does. Do I dislike the taxes? Yes. Would I want to lower taxes and go to a for-profit US-style system? Not on your life.
Hello, my name is Valerie G. Mallinson and I was a public relations consultant.
Until recently I worked at Wes Rataushk and Associates Incorporates. Recently my life has taken an unexpected turn and now I can honestly say that I was not happy there. At my new job I can't wait to ask every client a smiling "Would you like that Super Sized?"
That's right, McDonalds is the best job in the world. My name is Valerie G. Mallinson and I switched.
I was a Mac user for many years.. [insert pic of attractive woman] ..but the terrible range of the TiBook 802.11b they had was just too much. I bought a Windows XP based laptop and now my range is all I've ever dreamed of, I'm not locked into one company's hardware and my breath is minty fresh.
That's three years for a PhD in biology, four years for an MD, six years of residency at a teaching hospital, and two more years of fellowship before you can go get an actual job practicing medicine.
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"Coming Soon" and she bought the domain > 6 months ago? Hey Val, you could get past the "Coming Soon.." page if you kept your Mac and used Claris Homepage!
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3. The old Atari didn't suck 3 amps of electricity like your computer does.
It must have taken Microsoft months to come up with that ultra-secret code name.
hearah for canada where health care is pretty much free
It certainly isn't free, I'm in a ~40% tax bracket. Not all that goes to health care, of course, but a good chunk does.
Do I dislike the taxes? Yes. Would I want to lower taxes and go to a for-profit US-style system? Not on your life.
for 100 million dollars, i'd sell out :(
I wouldn't sell out, even if you tempted me with the tastiest sub in the world and wash it down with the best damn beer in the world then handed me the keys to the nice car you delivered it all in.
on second thought...
Bill G. Hey 'Lucky', can I license your patented process?
Lucky Pound sand Gates, I 0wn j00!
Bill G. Here's 100 million dollars.
Lucky I'm your b1tch.
But have you tried fucking the vacuum?
Does the vacuum come with an assortment of different coloured wigs?
$200 ?!
I paid $6,000 (US) for my RealDoll and it can't move at all, let alone vacuum the floor.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
They are going to use those one thousand free hours from 1 million discs to get themselves 1,000,000,000 free hours of AOL!
Free AOL for them, their kids, grandkids and great-grandkids.
I'm on to you bastards...
... 8 bits should be enough for anybody.
to paraphrase Bill G.
Hello, my name is Valerie G. Mallinson and I was a public relations consultant.
Until recently I worked at Wes Rataushk and Associates Incorporates. Recently my life has taken an unexpected turn and now I can honestly say that I was not happy there. At my new job I can't wait to ask every client a smiling "Would you like that Super Sized?"
That's right, McDonalds is the best job in the world. My name is Valerie G. Mallinson and I switched.
it may be necessary to "weed out" employees who did not live up to Microsoft's code of behaviour.
Will the last person leaving Redmond please turn off the lights?
Nooow I get your username
Moo?
If they're willing to use Wordstar, they may as well just use vi.
Actually Joe is much more like Wordstar. There's nothing wrong with it.
.. back in my granddad's day when you could just discriminate based on skin colour. Now you have to be a damn scientist to hate people.
Yes, I'm joking!
.. The last time I was at my physician he wanted a blood sample, a semen sample, a urine sample and a stool sample.
So I gave him my underwear.
[rimshot]
How many PINs do you have? (2)
How many computer authentication usernames and passwords do you have? (28)
I keep all my passwords and other info in a PGP'd file so if I ever forget one I can retrieve it in a moment.
"but what if you forget your PGP passphrase?"
Then I'm fux0red, but at least I am to blame, not another MS screwup.
Ok, who is the idiot, stock photo posing, Microsoft "freelance...
Her name is Valerie Mallinson and she certainly has me convinced that XP, and presumably Passport, is the way of the future!
I save *loads* of electricity when I do a "shutdown now" on OpenBSD!
I was a Mac user for many years..
[insert pic of attractive woman]
..but the terrible range of the TiBook 802.11b they had was just too much.
I bought a Windows XP based laptop and now my range is all I've ever dreamed of, I'm not locked into one company's hardware and my breath is minty fresh.
- Val
.. Can't they just get ET to wire them some more money?
That's three years for a PhD in biology, four years for an MD, six years of residency at a teaching hospital, and two more years of fellowship before you can go get an actual job practicing medicine.
How do they manage to fit in time to golf?
It's not just MS software that spies on you!
bash$ vi hello.txt
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Yes, it's a joke.
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"Coming Soon" and she bought the domain > 6 months ago? Hey Val, you could get past the "Coming Soon.." page if you kept your Mac and used Claris Homepage!
:PP
I dunno, that 'I saved X-mas' chick was sorta hot.
Hot? I'll say, I would eat the corn out of her poo!
So all these ancient Commodore systems are growing in popularity but *BSD is dying, eh?